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ERIC: Say cheese.
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-Oh, my God, stop.
-Come on.
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I never get to see you
like this.
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Like what?
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Like...yourself.
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Come on.
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-CLAIRE: What?
-Show me around.
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-CLAIRE: Okay.
-Where we at, Claire?
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CLAIRE: Okay, uh...
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Follow me for the grand tour,
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but first,
we gotta get you in costume.
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Oh, thank you, ma'am.
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There you go.
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Okay.
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Here we have a deer.
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-ERIC: Elk.
-Elk?
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-ERIC: That's an elk.
-Okay, that's an elk.
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Oh, well, there's a deer
to remind us we're in Texas.
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ERIC:
Don't mess with Texas.
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Um, all right, let's go
check out the backyard.
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Never want to leave.
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Happy birthday.
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Thanks.
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-Delete that video.
-[huffs]
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-[dog barks in distance]
-ERIC: Mm.
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CLAIRE: Can you believe
I found this place?
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When'd you book it?
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Mm, couple weeks ago.
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A couple weeks ago?
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Yeah.
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How'd you know
when my birthday was?
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'Cause I'm a mind-reader.
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'Cause you told me.
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-Did I tell you?
-Yeah.
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Oh.
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-CLAIRE: So, here's to...
-[glasses clink]
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The most talented,
smartest, kindest,
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most handsome guy I ever met.
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Please keep going.
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Uh, not to mention the 1375
you got on your SATs.
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-Thanks to you.
-I'm so proud of you.
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How'd you keep this--
this whole cooking thing
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a secret from me for so long?
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I don't know, it's easy.
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You know, I also got
a lot of practice
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cooking with my brothers.
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I wish I ate like this
when I was a kid.
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-What, spaghetti and sauce?
-[laughs]
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No, a homecooked meal.
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My dad basically took us
to McDonald's
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every night after my mom died.
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Oh, my mom was
the best cook too.
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Everything she made
was from scratch.
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You were, like, what,
um, nine when she died?
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Yeah, about that.
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My mom was so cool.
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She was the life
of every party.
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We used to have
these huge barbecues,
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and she'd have, like,
buckets of gin and tonics.
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The whole neighborhood
would come by.
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The house just felt...
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I don't know,
it felt, like, alive.
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And then she got sick.
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And then she...got sick again.
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Cancer's just the worst.
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And then she died.
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And, um...
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Nate joined the military,
and he shipped off,
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and then my dad,
he started drinking, and...
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And I was, like,
alone in this...
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[voice breaks]
Um...
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incredibly quiet house.
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I don't know, sorry, I don't
know why I'm getting upset.
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No.
It's fine.
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I want to hear.
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Anyway, I tried
for a really long time
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to be perfect, you know?
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It was like my rebellion,
to be the opposite of my dad.
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It didn't work.
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I was just
this, like, walking reminder
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of what he lost.
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You ever think about
reaching out to your dad?
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Are you curious about him?
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Honestly?
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No.
[small laugh]
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I mean, I never knew him,
so, really, what's to miss?
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You are the best
older brother.
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-[small laugh]
-And a really good man.
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CLAIRE:
Hi.
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Hey.
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Snug in.
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-Snug in.
-Snug in.
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-I like that.
-Yeah. Come here.
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I like the way you smell
in the morning.
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I like seeing you
in the morning.
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You feel any older?
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Years older.
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I'm sorry, I gotta take this.
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Hey, honey.
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Yeah, the speakers
are just okay,
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but I think
it's still worthwhile.
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How long did you guys
end up practicing for?
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Um, yeah, I wouldn't...
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Yeah, it's at 4:00, right?
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I wouldn't miss your first gig.
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Listen, I actually have
a curriculum seminar
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that I gotta hit, so I should--
I should go.
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Kay.
Bye, I love you.
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Mmm. Coffee.
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Sorry about that.
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It's fine.
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Hey.
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What--
come on.
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You know I didn't have
a choice.
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It's fine.
Okay?
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Stop.
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Take your underwear off.
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What?
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Take your underwear off.
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CLAIRE:
I'm scared to smoke pot.
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[laughs]
You're scared?
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-Don't laugh at me.
-I'm sorry.
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Sorry, I just--
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I didn't know people like you
still existed, to be honest.
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I know,
it's so pathetic, right?
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-Yeah. Kind of pathetic.
-[chuckles]
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Okay, well, technically,
I did sort of get stoned
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when I was, like, 20.
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But I thought
everybody hated me,
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and then I peed myself.
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ERIC: Mm.
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I didn't, for the record.
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In that case,
I'm gonna shotgun you.
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-Do you know what that is?
-CLAIRE: No.
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Okay, I'm gonna take
a little in,
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and then I'm gonna
blow it to you.
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-Like in my mouth?
-Yeah.
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Like we're kissing?
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-Like that, yeah.
-CLAIRE: Oh, cool.
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-Okay, ready?
-CLAIRE: Uh-huh.
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So?
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I'm a stoner now.
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Mission accomplished.
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CLAIRE: Give me
another shotgun.
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ERIC: All right, come here.
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-ERIC: I'm just wondering...
-CLAIRE: [giggles]
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What were you like
in high school?
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So boring.
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-What?
-[laughs] Yeah.
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So you're telling me
that you didn't have
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any boyfriends or anything.
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No, I was a virgin
until I met Matt
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in, uh, senior year of college.
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What the fuck?
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-No shit.
-I know, it's so embarrassing.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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Can you pass me those?
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Yeah, yeah.
Here.
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Yeah, so...
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it was self-imposed.
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Like, I just wanted rules.
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I needed rules.
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So no drinking, no boys.
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Like, I wouldn't even
have a-a beer.
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I was such a prude.
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Okay, how long were you
and Alison together?
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-Oh, my God.
-What? Tell me.
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I--
like, um...
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six months.
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Oh, so, okay.
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That's, like, serious, then.
Did you guys say "I love you"?
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-I don't know.
-What? You did!
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-No.
-Oh, my gosh.
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Oh.
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I was 16, you know?
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What did I know?
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Oh, the girls at UT
are gonna be all over you.
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-[laughs]
-They are.
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You have your whole life
ahead of you.
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-You're gonna have so much fun.
-Hmm.
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You are,
and you're gonna, like...
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have so much sex
with so many people.
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Hey, you want to go
into town?
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We can go to a bar
or something.
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I don't have an ID.
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Oh, right, no.
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No, yeah, let's just stay here.
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Kay?
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I'm gonna get another.
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Okay.
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CLAIRE: Hey.
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You okay?
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[exhales sharply] Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Come on, why are you giving me
the silent treatment?
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It's our last night together.
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ERIC: Exactly.
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It's our last night together.
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And tomorrow,
you're gonna go back to him,
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and this will have
never happened.
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Yeah.
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I mean...
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this isn't real.
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Of course it is.
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Is that why you're talking
about who I'm gonna fuck
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when I get to college?
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Like, what is this to you?
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Is this just some bored
housewife shit?
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You know that's not true.
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You're not gonna want me
when you go to college.
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You're gonna be done with me.
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Fuck, I'm risking
my entire life to be with you!
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I wish I could just stay here
with you, but I--
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I can't,
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and I fucking feel like
a terrible person.
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Hey.
Hey.
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No.
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Hey, hey, hey.
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
Please stop.
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Stop.
Stop.
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[whispering]
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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So much.
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-I love you.
-[chuckles]
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Say it again.
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-I love you.
-[laughs]
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ERIC: Hey.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-It's the birthday boy.
-[chuckles] Yeah.
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SANDY: Devon was sad
he missed you on your birthday.
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I think he was sadder about
missing some birthday cake,
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so I caved.
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I let them each have a piece.
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I was hoping you might get home
a little earlier.
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Sorry about that.
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It's fine, you were having
fun with your friends.
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We'll do something
tomorrow night, okay?
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All right, I gotta go to work.
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Um, you were supposed to
be home with the boys tonight,
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but I wanted you to have
the night off,
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so I sent them next door.
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Thanks.
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Happy birthday.
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ERIC: See you later.
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Hello?
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Hi.
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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Shit, you smell good.
252
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Oh, thanks, I showered.
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00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,332
Oh.
Way to brag.
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00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,423
How long have you been
waiting for a drink?
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Forever.
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00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,646
So how bad is this gonna be?
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You might know some songs.
They're a cover band.
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They do, like, Neil Young,
Talking Heads, Wilco.
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-Oh, boy.
-[laughs]
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No, it's--
that sounds pretty good.
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Thanks for coming.
[laughs]
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Excuse me?
263
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,229
She's looked me in the face,
like, five times.
264
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:37,056
Yeah, me too.
265
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,147
-Fuck it.
-What the...
266
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:42,670
-Kathryn!
-KATHRYN: Hurry up, bitch!
267
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,020
-CLAIRE: What're you doing?
-KATHRYN: [laughing]
268
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,675
CLAIRE: Oh, my God.
269
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,374
Okay.
270
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,811
-KATHRYN: [sighing] Oh.
-You are amazing.
271
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,858
I'm even impressed
with myself right now.
272
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,816
Gimme.
273
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,470
Oh, it's good.
274
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,168
Mmm.
275
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:04,126
Oh, so how was your weekend?
276
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:06,085
I wish you'd brought limes
or something.
277
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:09,044
-I panicked.
-Uh, it was great.
278
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,133
Yeah, what did you do?
279
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,483
I went to a conference
in Dallas
280
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,398
with some of my old colleagues.
281
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,400
Um...yeah,
282
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,533
there were some
really interesting keynotes.
283
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,101
Is that the best you can do?
284
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:28,716
Come on, that might fool Matt,
but doesn't fool me.
285
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:32,372
-Wha...
-Mm.
286
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:35,070
You've been glowing
recently, Claire,
287
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,854
and you sure as shit
aren't pregnant
288
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:38,291
since you've been
chugging this tequila,
289
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,771
so I'm, like, 99% sure
you're having an affair.
290
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:44,079
Oh, my God, stop.
291
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,081
Come on, there's a reason
people have been having affairs
292
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,431
since the dawn of time.
293
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:51,695
How else would you remember
you're still alive?
294
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:58,354
KATHRYN: Were you with a guy
this weekend?
295
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:02,880
I knew it.
296
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,578
Yeah, you were.
297
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:10,236
I've never felt
this way before.
298
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:13,761
I've never given myself
permission to feel this way.
299
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:16,242
KATHRYN:
Yeah, life's too short.
300
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,374
So if you want more
than Weezer covers,
301
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,897
I don't blame you.
302
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,030
-Uh, it's Wilco.
-Oh.
303
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,209
So who's the guy?
304
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:28,906
Mm-mm.
Nope, I can't tell you.
305
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,343
All right, fine.
306
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,127
At least tell me, how's the D?
307
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:36,479
Oh...my God.
308
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:39,917
The D is great.
309
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:42,137
-Oh...
-Like, I love it.
310
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,921
Literally love it.
311
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:45,706
Yeah.
312
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,055
The lust phase.
313
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,057
I miss that.
314
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,580
He's cute, then?
315
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:51,625
He's so cute.
316
00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:54,062
He's older?
317
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:57,283
He's younger?
318
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,936
-Mm-hmm.
-Oh, shit.
319
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,025
-[laughs]
-Oh, my God!
320
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:03,071
-I know.
-Claire Wilson, yes!
321
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,074
Oh, my God, who is this guy?
322
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,945
No.
Mm-mm.
323
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,948
Please?
Please tell me.
324
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:14,169
-I can't, no.
-KATHRYN: Please.
325
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,866
Please, please.
326
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,608
I promise I won't tell anybody.
327
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,001
Please, please, please.
328
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,437
I promise.
329
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,657
Come on!
330
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,879
Tell me.
Tell me, tell me, tell me...
331
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,449
Oh.
332
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:47,637
Come on.
Mm...
333
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:52,120
It's Eric.
334
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,774
Who's Eric?
335
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:56,472
Eric Walker.
336
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:57,691
Like, Eric, Eric.
337
00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:01,651
[laughs]
Come on.
338
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:05,133
Yes, Eric is cute,
but, like, you're kidding.
339
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:07,353
Like, we get it.
It's, like, lols.
340
00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:10,356
-CLAIRE: [giggles]
-You're...
341
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,708
You're kidding.
342
00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,623
Right?
343
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:20,148
Claire, oh, my God.
344
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:25,719
Claire...
345
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:28,243
Um...
346
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,728
He's your student.
347
00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:39,689
I--no, I know, but he's 18.
348
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:42,823
And we're, like--
we're in love with each other.
349
00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:45,260
He's your student.
350
00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:47,697
CLAIRE:
Well, wait, Kathryn...
351
00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:51,353
Listen, let me explain, okay?
352
00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:55,705
KATHRYN: That's like
a monumental abuse of power.
353
00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:57,403
CLAIRE: You don't under--
you don't understand.
354
00:21:57,577 --> 00:21:59,840
Okay, talk--
talk to me about this.
355
00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:02,495
Please, I...
356
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,975
He's an adult, okay?
He's 18.
357
00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:06,499
This is not abuse.
358
00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:08,152
We're in, like,
a real relationship.
359
00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:09,719
-KATHRYN: Ugh!
-We love each other.
360
00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:11,504
KATHRYN: My God, stop it!
I don't want to hear that.
361
00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:13,897
-He's over the age of consent.
-He's a kid.
362
00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:18,598
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
363
00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:22,776
No, you--you basically
forced me to say it.
364
00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:25,126
Claire, what do you
want me to do?
365
00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:28,434
I don't have a choice.
I have to report you.
366
00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:29,522
Please.
367
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,524
Please, no.
That will...
368
00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:33,874
It will literally ruin my life.
369
00:22:34,048 --> 00:22:37,530
Wow.
Wow.
370
00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:39,445
Wow, wow, wow.
371
00:23:54,171 --> 00:23:58,001
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