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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,392 --> 00:00:36,656 & I know a guy who's tough but sweet? 2 00:00:38,897 --> 00:00:41,331 ? He's so fine he can't be beat? 3 00:00:43,401 --> 00:00:45,665 ? He's got everything that I desire? 4 00:00:47,739 --> 00:00:50,003 ? Sets the summer sun on fire? 5 00:00:52,211 --> 00:00:54,406 ? I want candy? 6 00:00:56,481 --> 00:00:58,745 ? I want candy? 7 00:01:09,828 --> 00:01:11,921 ? Go to see him when the sun goes down? 8 00:01:14,166 --> 00:01:16,430 ? Ain't no finer boy in town? 9 00:01:18,503 --> 00:01:20,767 ? You're my guy You're what the doctor ordered? 10 00:01:23,008 --> 00:01:25,101 ? So sweet you make my mouth water? 11 00:01:27,512 --> 00:01:29,605 ? I want candy? 12 00:01:31,850 --> 00:01:33,977 ? I want candy? 13 00:01:36,188 --> 00:01:38,486 ? Candy on the beach there's nothin' better? 14 00:01:40,459 --> 00:01:42,757 ? But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater? 15 00:01:45,030 --> 00:01:47,328 ? Someday soon I'll make you mine? 16 00:01:49,201 --> 00:01:51,601 ? Then I'll have candy all the time? 17 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:55,866 ? I want candy? 18 00:01:58,143 --> 00:02:00,407 ? I want candy? 19 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:04,742 ? I want candy? 20 00:02:06,985 --> 00:02:09,112 ? I want candy? 21 00:02:11,156 --> 00:02:12,088 ? Hey? 22 00:02:13,158 --> 00:02:14,090 ? Hey? 23 00:02:15,327 --> 00:02:16,259 ? Hey? 24 00:02:17,529 --> 00:02:18,461 ? Hey? 25 00:02:20,065 --> 00:02:21,760 ? Hey?? 26 00:02:21,833 --> 00:02:24,097 Car Radio:? Oh, yes it's ladies' night? 27 00:02:24,169 --> 00:02:26,471 Cabbie: Talk to me, Kool, baby. Mmm! 28 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:28,765 There ain't a party in New York City 29 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,205 that can beat this right here, baby... 30 00:02:30,274 --> 00:02:32,708 Good music. I'm loose, I'm feelin' it. 31 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:34,938 Oh, yeah, this is the life, baby. 32 00:02:35,012 --> 00:02:36,775 This is definitely the life. 33 00:02:36,848 --> 00:02:37,746 Kevin: Crank it! 34 00:02:37,815 --> 00:02:39,009 Lucy: You missed St. Mark's. 35 00:02:39,083 --> 00:02:41,643 Don't worry, baby. I'm gonna swing around right here. 36 00:02:41,719 --> 00:02:44,313 - Oh, look out. - [Beep Beep] 37 00:02:44,388 --> 00:02:45,320 Stop honking. 38 00:02:45,389 --> 00:02:46,447 ? Tonight? 39 00:02:46,524 --> 00:02:48,048 ? Everything's gonna be all right? 40 00:02:48,125 --> 00:02:50,059 ? This is your night tonight? 41 00:02:50,127 --> 00:02:52,061 ? Everything's gonna be all right? 42 00:02:52,129 --> 00:02:54,063 ? This is your night tonight? 43 00:02:54,131 --> 00:02:56,031 ? Everything's gonna be all right? 44 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:57,965 ? This is your night tonight? 45 00:02:58,035 --> 00:03:00,629 ? Gonna shake it on the loose and crank it up? 46 00:03:00,705 --> 00:03:02,639 ? Gonna crank it in my mind?? 47 00:03:02,707 --> 00:03:04,436 ? Gonna crank it up, man?? 48 00:03:04,509 --> 00:03:05,498 Whoo! 49 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:07,305 Hey, man, you feel that vibe right there? 50 00:03:07,378 --> 00:03:09,437 You see, now, that's what New Year's Eve is all about. 51 00:03:09,514 --> 00:03:11,106 You can feel the fun like electricity. 52 00:03:11,182 --> 00:03:12,149 Yeah! 53 00:03:12,216 --> 00:03:15,413 New Year's Eve is so great! 54 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:17,044 It's like everyone just says, Hey, man... 55 00:03:17,121 --> 00:03:19,146 Baby, is your friend gonna be all right back there? 56 00:03:19,223 --> 00:03:20,952 - He's fine. - Whoo! 57 00:03:21,025 --> 00:03:23,721 You're my friend because we, as a people, 58 00:03:23,794 --> 00:03:27,628 are one, and we enjoy various kinds of food." 59 00:03:27,698 --> 00:03:29,427 You know what it is? His girlfriend 60 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:32,628 - Driver: Shut up, you fuckhead! - Dumped him last night, 61 00:03:32,703 --> 00:03:34,398 and I think he's a little bummed. 62 00:03:34,472 --> 00:03:36,736 Yeah, I'm bummed out 'cause now you're draggin' me 63 00:03:36,807 --> 00:03:38,741 to some stupid fuckin' New Year's Eve party, 64 00:03:38,809 --> 00:03:39,741 and it's my birthday. 65 00:03:39,810 --> 00:03:40,868 Well, happy birthday, Doctor. 66 00:03:40,945 --> 00:03:41,934 How perfect is that? 67 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,344 You didn't wanna celebrate your birthday. 68 00:03:43,414 --> 00:03:44,403 Crank it up, would you? 69 00:03:44,482 --> 00:03:45,540 Crank it. 70 00:03:45,616 --> 00:03:47,243 Because I would've thrown you a party, Kevin. 71 00:03:47,318 --> 00:03:48,910 I don't want a party, Lucy. 72 00:03:48,986 --> 00:03:51,079 - I mean, I wanna party. - There you go. 73 00:03:51,155 --> 00:03:53,123 I just don't want a party. 74 00:03:53,190 --> 00:03:54,657 Oh, my God. You do this... 75 00:03:54,725 --> 00:03:55,657 every year! 76 00:03:55,726 --> 00:03:57,159 Every year, you do this. 77 00:03:57,228 --> 00:03:59,492 You ruin a perfectly good holiday 78 00:03:59,564 --> 00:04:01,794 with your stupid birthday bullshit. 79 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:04,266 Well, I'm sorry that it's my birthday. 80 00:04:04,335 --> 00:04:05,597 Believe me. 81 00:04:05,670 --> 00:04:08,264 I'm sorry that I was born at all. 82 00:04:08,339 --> 00:04:10,136 Oh, fuck you. 83 00:04:10,207 --> 00:04:11,538 Fuck you. 84 00:04:11,609 --> 00:04:13,600 Well, fuck both y'all. That's what I say. 85 00:04:13,678 --> 00:04:14,645 Fuckin' crank it. 86 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:15,804 Will you pull over? Over here. 87 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,507 - Right there. - All right, baby. Hold on. 88 00:04:25,990 --> 00:04:27,821 [Our Lips Are Sealed By The Go-Gos Playing] 89 00:04:27,892 --> 00:04:29,484 Crab dip. 90 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:31,493 [Sighs] 91 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:35,327 Am I insane? 92 00:04:35,399 --> 00:04:37,333 Wh-What was I thinking? What? 93 00:04:37,401 --> 00:04:41,337 Do you realize I got this recipe off a box of cream cheese. 94 00:04:41,405 --> 00:04:44,499 Ugh! I don't even recognize myself anymore. 95 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:46,167 You know, I hate parties. 96 00:04:46,243 --> 00:04:49,508 I hate going to them, and I hate giving them. 97 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,343 At least when I'm going to them, 98 00:04:51,415 --> 00:04:53,781 I'm not responsible for how horrible they are. 99 00:04:53,851 --> 00:04:56,046 And this one's gonna be the worst. 100 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,452 I can feel it. No one's coming. 101 00:04:58,522 --> 00:05:01,548 No... No... The losers will be here. 102 00:05:01,626 --> 00:05:04,220 All the people I hate will be here. 103 00:05:04,295 --> 00:05:05,557 All my ex-boyfriends 104 00:05:05,630 --> 00:05:08,565 and their new, more-attractive girlfriends will be here. 105 00:05:08,633 --> 00:05:10,225 Throwing a party... it's like... 106 00:05:10,301 --> 00:05:12,861 it's like an invitation for abuse. 107 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:15,371 It's like the last desperate act of someone 108 00:05:15,439 --> 00:05:17,373 who hasn't had a lasting relationship 109 00:05:17,441 --> 00:05:18,499 since Junior High. 110 00:05:18,576 --> 00:05:21,704 You dated in Junior High? 111 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:24,372 Why am I doing this? 112 00:05:24,448 --> 00:05:27,042 Why am I subjecting myself to this? 113 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:29,382 God, I think I'm gonna be sick. 114 00:05:32,757 --> 00:05:34,452 Oh, hey, main man, 115 00:05:34,525 --> 00:05:36,925 there's no smokin' in my cab, all right? 116 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:40,461 What are you talking about? You're smoking. 117 00:05:41,899 --> 00:05:44,163 I ain't smokin' what you smokin'. 118 00:05:46,837 --> 00:05:47,929 That's great. 119 00:05:48,005 --> 00:05:49,131 Hey, main man, 120 00:05:49,206 --> 00:05:50,173 you need to relax. 121 00:05:50,241 --> 00:05:51,936 I been listening to you, buddy. 122 00:05:52,009 --> 00:05:52,998 You way too uptight. 123 00:05:53,077 --> 00:05:54,271 You gotta look around you. 124 00:05:54,345 --> 00:05:56,108 Everybody's having fun out here. 125 00:05:56,180 --> 00:05:57,613 They drinkin', they fightin', 126 00:05:57,682 --> 00:05:59,274 they pissin' on the streets. 127 00:05:59,350 --> 00:06:01,545 It's New Year's Eve. They lovin' the ladies. 128 00:06:01,619 --> 00:06:03,211 A lady go out on New Year's Eve, 129 00:06:03,287 --> 00:06:04,948 she ain't tryin' to carry a burden. 130 00:06:05,022 --> 00:06:06,990 She tryin' to let one go. 131 00:06:07,058 --> 00:06:08,650 Wanna know how I succeed? 132 00:06:08,726 --> 00:06:09,818 Not really, no. 133 00:06:09,894 --> 00:06:11,225 I'll tell you what I do. 134 00:06:11,295 --> 00:06:14,992 See, first of all, bro, you gotta smile... 135 00:06:15,066 --> 00:06:16,124 like this here. 136 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,464 Do that a lot. Bitches love that kinda thing. 137 00:06:18,536 --> 00:06:19,798 They love happiness, right? 138 00:06:19,870 --> 00:06:21,462 Now, number 2... 139 00:06:21,539 --> 00:06:23,131 Number 2, this is very important. 140 00:06:23,207 --> 00:06:24,572 Don't talk about death. 141 00:06:24,642 --> 00:06:26,940 Everybody knows they're gonna die, baby. 142 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:29,741 Nobody wanna hear it from you, you dig? 143 00:06:29,814 --> 00:06:32,282 And number 3... and this gonna get you 144 00:06:32,349 --> 00:06:35,182 some booty right here... You listening? 145 00:06:35,252 --> 00:06:36,776 You feel me? 146 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:40,085 Music makes booty spin 'round, baby. 147 00:06:41,992 --> 00:06:43,584 The Commodores: ? Lady? 148 00:06:43,661 --> 00:06:44,923 ? Pretty lady? 149 00:06:44,995 --> 00:06:47,555 ? You brought me in from out the rain? 150 00:06:49,133 --> 00:06:51,397 - ? Yeah? - ? Baby? 151 00:06:53,504 --> 00:06:56,871 ? My life will never be the same? 152 00:07:00,411 --> 00:07:04,108 ? Once I was filled with desperation? 153 00:07:04,181 --> 00:07:07,776 ? A solitary man?? 154 00:07:08,953 --> 00:07:10,887 Here. 155 00:07:10,955 --> 00:07:12,388 What's this? 156 00:07:12,456 --> 00:07:14,981 It's your present, fuckhead. Open it. 157 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:16,287 Mm! 158 00:07:17,695 --> 00:07:20,858 Happy birthday! 159 00:07:20,931 --> 00:07:22,796 There you go, heh heh heh! 160 00:07:22,867 --> 00:07:24,494 Smoke up! 161 00:07:25,970 --> 00:07:28,905 Cabbie: All right, let's get this party rollin', baby! 162 00:07:28,973 --> 00:07:30,907 [Horns Honking] 163 00:07:34,812 --> 00:07:37,508 Just promise we won't go past Avenue A. 164 00:07:37,581 --> 00:07:39,674 How many times I gotta tell you? 165 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:40,682 We're not going there. 166 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:43,015 I'm serious, Val. I knew a girl... 167 00:07:43,087 --> 00:07:44,850 who got raped on B. 168 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:47,356 OK, OK. We're not going on B, OK? 169 00:07:47,424 --> 00:07:49,585 It's so cool that we are hanging out 170 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:51,525 with the bands on New Year's Eve. 171 00:07:51,595 --> 00:07:54,120 - When are we meeting them? - I told you. After the party. 172 00:07:54,198 --> 00:07:56,462 So, what about this party? Are there gonna be any guys there? 173 00:07:56,534 --> 00:07:57,796 Does your cousin know any guys? 174 00:07:57,868 --> 00:07:59,961 She knows guys, but they're weird like her. 175 00:08:00,037 --> 00:08:01,129 - Hey! - That's OK. 176 00:08:01,205 --> 00:08:02,137 I like weird guys. 177 00:08:02,206 --> 00:08:03,969 I can get into that shit. 178 00:08:04,041 --> 00:08:05,633 So where's this party, Soho? 179 00:08:05,709 --> 00:08:07,973 - Noho. - Noho? I thought you said Soho. 180 00:08:08,045 --> 00:08:09,137 No. I said Noho. 181 00:08:09,213 --> 00:08:10,646 That's not even a real place. 182 00:08:10,714 --> 00:08:11,976 They just made that up. 183 00:08:12,049 --> 00:08:13,641 That's not even on the map or nothin'. 184 00:08:13,717 --> 00:08:16,584 Well, excuse me, OK? Wherever it is, it's right up ahead. 185 00:08:17,688 --> 00:08:20,248 I love the East Village. It is so cool. 186 00:08:20,324 --> 00:08:22,451 I mean, all the cool people live here! 187 00:08:22,526 --> 00:08:23,788 - Wait a minute. - What? 188 00:08:23,861 --> 00:08:25,453 I thought this was the place. 189 00:08:25,529 --> 00:08:26,461 This shithole? 190 00:08:26,530 --> 00:08:29,192 Yeah. This is the address she gave me. 191 00:08:29,266 --> 00:08:31,359 - You're shittin' me. - No! 192 00:08:31,435 --> 00:08:33,403 This is the address I wrote down. 193 00:08:33,470 --> 00:08:34,437 So call her up. 194 00:08:34,505 --> 00:08:35,767 I don't have her number. 195 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:38,035 What the fuck you carrying around in that pocketbook? 196 00:08:38,108 --> 00:08:39,700 A fuckin' Encyclopedia Britannica? 197 00:08:39,777 --> 00:08:41,574 I got makeup and shit in there. 198 00:08:41,645 --> 00:08:43,112 Makeup and shit? That's just great. 199 00:08:43,180 --> 00:08:45,444 We're totally fucked on New Year's Eve 200 00:08:45,516 --> 00:08:47,416 with a pocketbook full of makeup 201 00:08:47,484 --> 00:08:50,248 - And this shithole building address. - What should we do? 202 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,447 There's nothing we can do. We're fucked. 203 00:08:52,790 --> 00:08:55,088 Look, I'll call and see if she's listed. 204 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:56,148 All right? 205 00:09:00,064 --> 00:09:01,053 You got a dime? 206 00:09:01,131 --> 00:09:03,326 She better be listed, Val! 207 00:09:14,745 --> 00:09:15,677 Oh, God. 208 00:09:18,082 --> 00:09:19,014 Uhh! 209 00:09:20,384 --> 00:09:23,012 [Elvis Costello's Pump It Up Plays] 210 00:09:23,087 --> 00:09:24,019 Kevin: Excuse me... 211 00:09:24,088 --> 00:09:25,680 Whoa! Pardon me. 212 00:09:28,425 --> 00:09:30,689 Lucy: Hi! Happy New Year! 213 00:09:30,761 --> 00:09:31,693 Hey, baby. 214 00:09:31,762 --> 00:09:33,024 - Excuse me. - Hi! 215 00:09:33,097 --> 00:09:35,190 How's it hang? 216 00:09:35,266 --> 00:09:37,029 Sorry. 217 00:09:37,101 --> 00:09:39,035 You want a piece of me? Huh? 218 00:09:39,103 --> 00:09:41,037 Hey... knock it off. 219 00:09:41,105 --> 00:09:42,037 Ow! 220 00:09:43,107 --> 00:09:45,041 - Hi. - Hi. 221 00:09:45,109 --> 00:09:46,701 - Ha ha ha! - Asshole. 222 00:09:51,482 --> 00:09:54,645 - You used to go out with her? - It was a long time ago. 223 00:09:54,718 --> 00:09:56,652 How long ago? 224 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,950 l... I don't know. Um... 225 00:09:59,023 --> 00:09:59,955 Well... 226 00:10:00,024 --> 00:10:01,926 Um, maybe 6 months ago. 227 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:03,185 Six months? 228 00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:04,852 You think that's a long time? 229 00:10:04,929 --> 00:10:06,863 Yeah, I do. I think 6 months 230 00:10:06,931 --> 00:10:09,024 is a considerable length of time. 231 00:10:09,099 --> 00:10:10,361 Ugh! 232 00:10:10,434 --> 00:10:12,026 Do you believe this place? 233 00:10:12,102 --> 00:10:14,195 Do you think 6 months is a long time 234 00:10:14,271 --> 00:10:15,704 to have broken up with somebody? 235 00:10:15,773 --> 00:10:16,865 Oh, I guess... 236 00:10:16,941 --> 00:10:19,409 if it's a clean break. 237 00:10:19,476 --> 00:10:21,671 I brought you some matches. 238 00:10:21,745 --> 00:10:23,713 He used to go out with the slutty girl 239 00:10:23,781 --> 00:10:25,715 that's throwing this party tonight. 240 00:10:25,783 --> 00:10:26,807 You went out with her? 241 00:10:26,884 --> 00:10:29,409 Look, the only reason I said we would go 242 00:10:29,486 --> 00:10:32,421 is because she's afraid no one's gonna turn up. 243 00:10:32,489 --> 00:10:35,083 You spoke to her? 244 00:10:35,159 --> 00:10:38,253 Yes, when she invited me. 245 00:10:38,329 --> 00:10:41,162 Do you think she's right about no one showing up? 246 00:10:41,231 --> 00:10:43,165 Well, I'm not going. 247 00:10:44,902 --> 00:10:45,960 Excuse me. 248 00:10:47,671 --> 00:10:48,603 Right back. 249 00:10:54,645 --> 00:10:57,375 See how fun this is? This is so fun. 250 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,040 Whoo! 251 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,380 I think that bartender likes you. 252 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:04,387 Pfft! He doesn't like me. He likes you. 253 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,946 Really? Do you think so? 254 00:11:07,024 --> 00:11:09,891 He is dreamy, sex-bomb cute. 255 00:11:13,998 --> 00:11:16,057 Yeah, he's adorable. 256 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,293 Hey, man... 257 00:11:17,368 --> 00:11:19,529 Hey! Man! 258 00:11:19,603 --> 00:11:20,763 You're a fox. 259 00:11:20,838 --> 00:11:23,033 Don't sell yourself short, sir. 260 00:11:23,107 --> 00:11:24,734 The night's young. 261 00:11:24,808 --> 00:11:26,070 He's gotta be depressed 262 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,576 working on New Year's Eve. 263 00:11:27,644 --> 00:11:29,407 I'm gonna invite him to this party. 264 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,744 Everyone's depressed on New Year's Eve. 265 00:11:31,815 --> 00:11:34,409 Only you are depressed on New Year's Eve. 266 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,749 I'm having a great time. See? 267 00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:39,789 Drinking, fighting, loving the ladies? 268 00:11:39,857 --> 00:11:40,949 What are you talking about? 269 00:11:41,025 --> 00:11:42,754 It's the obligation to enjoy yourself. 270 00:11:42,826 --> 00:11:44,418 That's what does it. Every year, 271 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,429 it's the same, desperate scrambling around 272 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,931 to surround yourself with as many people as possible, 273 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:50,796 go to some stupid party, pretend to be happy, 274 00:11:50,868 --> 00:11:52,733 when really your girlfriend just left you, 275 00:11:52,803 --> 00:11:54,737 and you have no career. 276 00:11:54,805 --> 00:11:57,569 Are you gonna be like this all night? 277 00:11:58,809 --> 00:11:59,741 Yeah. 278 00:12:10,387 --> 00:12:11,581 Taxi! 279 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,715 Thank... 280 00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:15,724 you. 281 00:12:17,828 --> 00:12:19,420 Hi. Uh... 282 00:12:19,496 --> 00:12:21,589 No, thanks, anyway, heh. 283 00:12:22,866 --> 00:12:25,198 Wait! Uh... 284 00:12:25,269 --> 00:12:27,430 No. No. You go ahead. 285 00:12:27,504 --> 00:12:29,438 You go pick up somebody else. 286 00:12:29,506 --> 00:12:30,564 I'll be OK. 287 00:12:31,642 --> 00:12:34,133 Uh, excuse me, baby girl... 288 00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:35,940 You seem to be experiencing a little indecision. 289 00:12:36,013 --> 00:12:37,503 I do? 290 00:12:37,581 --> 00:12:40,049 Yeah. You have this whole ambivalent vibe 291 00:12:40,117 --> 00:12:43,052 radiating from your persona. Something is wrong, mama. 292 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,486 Oh, I ju... oh! 293 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,456 - Hmm. - Oops. 294 00:12:47,524 --> 00:12:48,786 l, uh... 295 00:12:48,859 --> 00:12:50,622 I'm sorry. 296 00:12:50,694 --> 00:12:53,026 It's just this guy, you know? 297 00:12:53,097 --> 00:12:54,894 Always is, baby. 298 00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:56,899 Yeah, I was at this party... 299 00:12:56,967 --> 00:12:59,026 and I saw him there... 300 00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:02,004 and he was just... so... 301 00:13:03,307 --> 00:13:06,538 Heh, anyway, l... I ended up going home with him, 302 00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:08,874 and I've never done anything like that before, 303 00:13:08,946 --> 00:13:10,538 so now I just want everything 304 00:13:10,614 --> 00:13:13,048 to be perfect, you know? And... 305 00:13:13,117 --> 00:13:14,379 I'm sorry. 306 00:13:14,451 --> 00:13:18,478 I don't know why I'm telling you all this. 307 00:13:18,555 --> 00:13:20,489 Baby, come here for a second. 308 00:13:20,557 --> 00:13:23,082 Sweetheart, you know what you need to do? 309 00:13:24,495 --> 00:13:26,360 You need to get in this cab. 310 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:28,227 l... I do? 311 00:13:28,298 --> 00:13:31,597 You've gotta say yes to your destiny. 312 00:13:31,668 --> 00:13:33,226 - I do? - Yeah! 313 00:13:33,303 --> 00:13:35,066 Life's happenin' right now, baby. 314 00:13:35,139 --> 00:13:36,504 Look around you. Look around you. 315 00:13:36,573 --> 00:13:38,507 There go some life, and over there, too. 316 00:13:38,575 --> 00:13:41,009 Come on, mama... live! 317 00:13:41,078 --> 00:13:44,206 Live tonight! Say yes. 318 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:45,873 Come on. 319 00:13:45,949 --> 00:13:47,280 Uh... yes. 320 00:13:47,351 --> 00:13:48,443 Say it loud. 321 00:13:48,519 --> 00:13:49,611 Yes! Ha ha ha! 322 00:13:49,686 --> 00:13:51,620 Come on, like you feel it. Come on, baby. 323 00:13:51,688 --> 00:13:53,417 - Yes! - There you go. 324 00:13:53,490 --> 00:13:56,755 Get in this cab. Destiny awaits. 325 00:13:56,827 --> 00:13:57,816 OK. 326 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:10,239 What time is it? 327 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,400 Almost 8:30. 328 00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:14,341 Oh. 329 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,742 [Yawns] 330 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,417 Caitlyn. Call me. 331 00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:31,385 Look, I've had it with him, 332 00:14:31,461 --> 00:14:33,395 and I'm not letting him push me into 333 00:14:33,463 --> 00:14:35,055 this old girlfriend, party thing. 334 00:14:35,132 --> 00:14:36,394 Absolutely not. 335 00:14:36,466 --> 00:14:39,060 They only broke up 6 months ago, right? 336 00:14:39,136 --> 00:14:41,434 Please, they're practically still going out. 337 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,598 Too bad, in a way. 338 00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:47,476 He was the most successful artist 339 00:14:47,544 --> 00:14:48,636 I've dated this year, 340 00:14:48,712 --> 00:14:50,612 and he was kind of nice, you know? 341 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,080 Please. He was too nice. 342 00:14:52,149 --> 00:14:54,743 Going out with him was, like, take your medicine. 343 00:14:54,818 --> 00:14:57,218 Huh. And then... 344 00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,380 he takes me to his gallery today 345 00:14:59,456 --> 00:15:02,016 to see his new show. 346 00:15:02,092 --> 00:15:03,525 And it sucks. 347 00:15:03,594 --> 00:15:04,856 Ah! It sucked? 348 00:15:04,928 --> 00:15:06,759 Yes. I can't even tell you. 349 00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:09,025 You wouldn't even believe his work, OK? 350 00:15:09,099 --> 00:15:12,865 It's like... big, abstract vaginas. 351 00:15:12,936 --> 00:15:14,494 - Or something. - Ugh. 352 00:15:14,571 --> 00:15:15,503 I hate abstract. 353 00:15:15,572 --> 00:15:18,234 But at least he has a gallery. 354 00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:19,570 I mean, that's something. 355 00:15:19,643 --> 00:15:21,042 Also... 356 00:15:21,111 --> 00:15:22,976 he's really bad in bed. 357 00:15:24,948 --> 00:15:26,040 He's bad in bed? 358 00:15:26,116 --> 00:15:27,208 He's the worst. 359 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,319 Oh. 360 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,151 OK, so, this is the address... 361 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,521 so you can check it out after work. 362 00:15:35,592 --> 00:15:37,822 I think there's gonna be a lot of people there. 363 00:15:37,894 --> 00:15:39,657 I mean... I'm gonna be there. 364 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,459 Um... with him. 365 00:15:41,531 --> 00:15:43,931 Oh. OK. 366 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,833 I mean, I don't mean I'm with him 367 00:15:47,904 --> 00:15:49,496 because we're just friends, 368 00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,006 and we're not together... 369 00:15:51,074 --> 00:15:53,269 Shit! Do you think he even heard me? 370 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,605 It's inevitable, you know? 371 00:15:54,678 --> 00:15:56,441 You let somebody move in with you, 372 00:15:56,513 --> 00:15:58,310 you make all these little compromises 373 00:15:58,382 --> 00:16:00,976 to smooth things along, and the next thing you know, 374 00:16:01,051 --> 00:16:03,315 you're on some macrobiotic diet, 375 00:16:03,387 --> 00:16:05,685 you're listening to Joni Mitchell! 376 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:08,554 - And then you know what they say? - No. 377 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,217 They tell you you've changed. 378 00:16:10,294 --> 00:16:12,387 You're not the same person I fell in love with. 379 00:16:12,462 --> 00:16:14,396 Well... yeah... 380 00:16:14,464 --> 00:16:16,227 And then they dump you. 381 00:16:17,634 --> 00:16:19,226 What do you expect, Kevin? 382 00:16:19,303 --> 00:16:21,863 I mean, you go out with condescending, 383 00:16:21,938 --> 00:16:23,530 emasculating women. 384 00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:25,370 You need to find somebody 385 00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,273 that likes you the way you are. 386 00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:30,643 And who would possibly like me the way I am? 387 00:16:30,714 --> 00:16:32,545 I have no idea. 388 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:33,878 Now, finish your drink 389 00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:36,783 because I wanna get that guy back over here. 390 00:16:37,854 --> 00:16:39,719 [Shatters] 391 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,382 Where are we gonna go, huh? 392 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,550 We don't know anybody. 393 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,059 Well, maybe we'll meet somebody. 394 00:16:44,127 --> 00:16:45,059 - What? - You know, 395 00:16:45,128 --> 00:16:46,390 maybe we'll meet some people. 396 00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,055 What are you, on another fuckin' planet? 397 00:16:48,131 --> 00:16:50,065 Val, you don't just meet people on the street. 398 00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:51,566 Even when you go to a party, 399 00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:53,535 you don't meet people. You just stand around, 400 00:16:53,603 --> 00:16:55,195 talking to the ones you already know. 401 00:16:55,272 --> 00:16:57,206 Well, we're just gonna keep walking, all right? 402 00:16:57,274 --> 00:16:58,707 I'll know it if I see it. 403 00:16:58,775 --> 00:17:00,367 It's gotta be around here somewhere. 404 00:17:00,444 --> 00:17:01,877 I been there once before. 405 00:17:01,945 --> 00:17:03,708 - Call your mother. - My mother? 406 00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:06,010 Yeah, she's got your cousin's number, don't she? 407 00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:07,345 I can't call her. 408 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,681 She thinks I'm sleeping at your house tonight. 409 00:17:09,753 --> 00:17:11,846 Listen to me. We are in deep shit here. 410 00:17:11,922 --> 00:17:13,856 We either call your mother for the number, 411 00:17:13,924 --> 00:17:16,188 or we get back on a train to Ronkonkoma. 412 00:17:16,259 --> 00:17:18,022 You are so uncool. 413 00:17:19,963 --> 00:17:22,900 You just stay the fuck away from B! 414 00:17:25,102 --> 00:17:26,364 OK, so... 415 00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:28,870 do you wanna stop and get a drink? 416 00:17:28,939 --> 00:17:30,372 I don't know. Do you? 417 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,203 Yes, yes! I do. It's early. 418 00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:34,039 I hate getting to a party 419 00:17:34,111 --> 00:17:35,544 before everybody else, so... 420 00:17:35,612 --> 00:17:37,045 Great. OK... Ha ha... 421 00:17:37,114 --> 00:17:39,207 We can get a drink. I mean, if you want to. 422 00:17:39,283 --> 00:17:41,217 I don't wanna force you to drink against your will. 423 00:17:41,285 --> 00:17:43,719 Do you wanna stop or not? 424 00:17:43,787 --> 00:17:45,721 Sure. If you do. 425 00:17:45,789 --> 00:17:48,383 Look, Jack, we don't have to do this. 426 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,392 I thought you said you wanted a drink! 427 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,052 No. I mean about going to the party. 428 00:17:52,129 --> 00:17:53,494 You don't wanna go to the party? 429 00:17:53,563 --> 00:17:55,656 No... Look, it's just... it's New Year's Eve. 430 00:17:55,732 --> 00:17:57,666 You don't have to spend it with me. 431 00:17:57,734 --> 00:17:58,996 I mean, just because of... 432 00:17:59,069 --> 00:18:00,161 Can I just say something? 433 00:18:00,237 --> 00:18:02,000 I'm sensing a real reluctance on your part 434 00:18:02,072 --> 00:18:03,664 to tell me what you would like to do tonight. 435 00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:04,672 - Really? - Really. 436 00:18:04,741 --> 00:18:05,673 And I think it's natural 437 00:18:05,742 --> 00:18:07,334 if you feel a little bit awkward here, 438 00:18:07,411 --> 00:18:09,174 you know, considering, but there's no reason 439 00:18:09,246 --> 00:18:11,714 why we can't just go to the party and have a good time tonight, OK? 440 00:18:11,782 --> 00:18:13,511 - OK. - OK. Now... 441 00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,676 do you want to go to the party? 442 00:18:15,752 --> 00:18:17,185 - Heh, sure. - All right. 443 00:18:17,254 --> 00:18:18,516 If you want to. 444 00:18:18,588 --> 00:18:19,520 Arrgh! 445 00:18:21,425 --> 00:18:22,687 Let's get a drink. 446 00:18:24,094 --> 00:18:25,288 OK. 447 00:18:26,363 --> 00:18:28,627 Nobody's coming. 448 00:18:28,699 --> 00:18:31,133 That's it. I have no friends, 449 00:18:31,201 --> 00:18:32,793 and everybody hates me. 450 00:18:32,869 --> 00:18:34,461 It's only 9:00. 451 00:18:34,538 --> 00:18:35,835 What, are they all 452 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,170 just walking the streets out there? 453 00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:40,505 Just walking the streets like zombies 454 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,636 because it's too uncool to be prompt? 455 00:18:42,713 --> 00:18:43,805 You think there's gonna be 456 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,575 any interesting guys here tonight? 457 00:18:47,117 --> 00:18:49,176 - Interesting guys? - Yeah... 458 00:18:49,252 --> 00:18:51,311 'Cause I think I'm finally over Lenny. 459 00:18:51,388 --> 00:18:53,356 Well, congratulations, Hillary. 460 00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:55,015 I'm happy to hear it. 461 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,855 And what better night to start over 462 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,394 than New Year's Eve, right? 463 00:18:58,462 --> 00:18:59,895 That is unless you're right, 464 00:18:59,963 --> 00:19:01,225 and nobody shows up. 465 00:19:01,298 --> 00:19:04,267 Well, if they do, you have my word... 466 00:19:04,334 --> 00:19:07,098 any interesting guy walks through that door, 467 00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:08,660 he's yours. 468 00:19:08,739 --> 00:19:10,001 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 469 00:19:10,073 --> 00:19:11,506 You have first pick. 470 00:19:11,575 --> 00:19:13,338 I'll usher them right over to you. 471 00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:15,173 OK, but not in an obvious way. 472 00:19:15,245 --> 00:19:16,837 I don't wanna look desperate. 473 00:19:16,913 --> 00:19:19,006 Desperate? You could stand there naked 474 00:19:19,082 --> 00:19:21,016 with a mattress strapped to your back 475 00:19:21,084 --> 00:19:23,678 and still look like a vestal virgin. 476 00:19:23,754 --> 00:19:25,688 Do you think that would work? 477 00:19:28,759 --> 00:19:31,023 Where do they get these people? 478 00:19:31,094 --> 00:19:32,686 You know? 479 00:19:32,763 --> 00:19:36,699 [Moaning And Mumbling] 480 00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:39,734 Hey, Luce... 481 00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,399 I can't believe how drunk I am. 482 00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:46,738 You're hiding it well. 483 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,779 You're right about New Year's Eve. 484 00:19:49,846 --> 00:19:51,438 It sucks. 485 00:19:51,515 --> 00:19:52,777 That bartender 486 00:19:52,849 --> 00:19:55,909 doesn't even know I'm alive. 487 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:59,251 He has ceased refilling the peanut bowl. 488 00:19:59,322 --> 00:20:01,313 Hey! 489 00:20:02,392 --> 00:20:04,724 Can I get some penis over here? 490 00:20:10,901 --> 00:20:13,563 What were you two doing back there? 491 00:20:13,637 --> 00:20:14,569 - Nothing. - Nothing? 492 00:20:14,638 --> 00:20:15,900 Do you have a light? 493 00:20:15,972 --> 00:20:17,564 You were gone almost 20 minutes. 494 00:20:17,641 --> 00:20:19,575 - No, I mean a match. - Eric, will you relax? 495 00:20:19,643 --> 00:20:22,077 Look, I've been sitting here waiting all this time. 496 00:20:22,145 --> 00:20:23,407 I deserve an explanation. 497 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,072 - Thank you. - Will you get a grip? 498 00:20:25,148 --> 00:20:26,581 Look, I got a grip. 499 00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:28,709 Could I have an explanation? 500 00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:38,259 I'm really bad at this. 501 00:20:38,328 --> 00:20:40,262 Really? I had you figured 502 00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:44,858 for a... for a hardened professional. 503 00:20:44,935 --> 00:20:47,802 Uh, you wanna break? 504 00:20:49,372 --> 00:20:51,340 Uh... look, it's just a game. 505 00:20:51,408 --> 00:20:53,273 It's no big deal. Relax. 506 00:20:53,343 --> 00:20:54,275 - OK. - OK. 507 00:20:54,344 --> 00:20:55,868 All right. Here you go. 508 00:20:55,946 --> 00:20:56,878 Thanks. 509 00:20:58,448 --> 00:20:59,676 - Your drink! - What? 510 00:20:59,749 --> 00:21:01,580 Aah! 511 00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:03,050 Oh, my God! 512 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,918 Ohh! Ohh! 513 00:21:05,989 --> 00:21:08,184 God... excuse me! 514 00:21:08,258 --> 00:21:09,520 Oh, ha ha! Sorry. 515 00:21:09,593 --> 00:21:11,754 I got your, uh, drink. 516 00:21:15,966 --> 00:21:17,399 Oh, my God! Val! 517 00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:18,399 Val, this is it. This is B. 518 00:21:18,468 --> 00:21:19,400 We're on B. 519 00:21:19,469 --> 00:21:21,403 Oh, come on. We're almost there. 520 00:21:21,471 --> 00:21:23,063 I'm pretty sure I remember this block. 521 00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:25,131 No! No, I'm not taking one more step. 522 00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:27,142 What's the matter with you? 523 00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:29,371 Val, you're crossing onto B, OK? 524 00:21:29,446 --> 00:21:31,107 I'm not moving from this corner. 525 00:21:31,181 --> 00:21:32,614 So freeze your fucking ass off! 526 00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:34,115 I'm going to the party. 527 00:21:34,184 --> 00:21:35,617 Something terrible is gonna happen 528 00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:37,118 if you cross that street! 529 00:21:37,187 --> 00:21:38,586 I feel it in my gut! 530 00:21:38,655 --> 00:21:40,088 Will you get a hold of yourself! 531 00:21:40,157 --> 00:21:41,852 Nothing terrible's gonna happen to us. 532 00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:43,449 We're going to a party is all. 533 00:21:45,295 --> 00:21:47,593 Val! Val! Please listen to me! 534 00:21:47,664 --> 00:21:49,996 We are so lost! We are so fucked! 535 00:21:50,066 --> 00:21:52,057 Just please, call your mother. 536 00:21:52,135 --> 00:21:53,659 Come on. 537 00:21:53,737 --> 00:21:55,762 [Homeless Man Singing] 538 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,273 [Sighs] 539 00:21:58,341 --> 00:22:00,434 OK. 540 00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:01,943 Where are you going? 541 00:22:02,012 --> 00:22:03,479 I gotta find a phone, don't I? 542 00:22:03,547 --> 00:22:05,742 Well, there are phones on A, you know. 543 00:22:05,815 --> 00:22:07,908 [Boom Box Playing Rap Music] 544 00:22:10,854 --> 00:22:12,082 [Whimpering] 545 00:22:12,155 --> 00:22:13,087 What's up? 546 00:22:13,156 --> 00:22:14,088 Man. 547 00:22:14,157 --> 00:22:15,556 - Mmm-mmm. - Mmm-mmm. 548 00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:18,727 We are so incredibly fucked. 549 00:22:20,263 --> 00:22:21,491 Val? 550 00:22:21,565 --> 00:22:23,089 Val! 551 00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:24,098 Val! 552 00:22:26,169 --> 00:22:28,831 [Music Plays] 553 00:22:38,281 --> 00:22:39,339 Ohh! 554 00:22:39,416 --> 00:22:40,644 Oh... 555 00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:42,750 Oh... 556 00:22:44,287 --> 00:22:45,311 Oh, God. 557 00:22:47,357 --> 00:22:48,346 Ohh... 558 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:52,651 Oh... 559 00:22:58,568 --> 00:23:00,126 Ohh! 560 00:23:01,538 --> 00:23:02,698 [Gasps] 561 00:23:05,041 --> 00:23:06,872 Oh. Oh... 562 00:23:06,943 --> 00:23:08,706 That's just great. 563 00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:09,710 That's perfect. 564 00:23:09,779 --> 00:23:10,711 Yeah! 565 00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:12,213 Ohh, look at that. 566 00:23:12,282 --> 00:23:13,214 Fantastic. 567 00:23:13,283 --> 00:23:14,978 Ah, it's Ellie. 568 00:23:15,051 --> 00:23:16,313 Yeah. That's Ellie. 569 00:23:16,386 --> 00:23:17,444 Mad Woman. 570 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:18,452 Ha ha! 571 00:23:18,521 --> 00:23:19,579 She knew I'd be here, 572 00:23:19,656 --> 00:23:21,453 so she deliberately put these up. 573 00:23:21,524 --> 00:23:23,185 Well, you know what? It's not gonna work, Ellie. 574 00:23:23,260 --> 00:23:24,284 It's not gonna work 575 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,192 'cause I'm doin' just fine without you. 576 00:23:26,263 --> 00:23:29,198 Yeah, Kevin, you're doin' just great. 577 00:23:31,167 --> 00:23:32,156 Fucking... 578 00:23:33,336 --> 00:23:34,268 Oh... 579 00:23:34,337 --> 00:23:35,770 Ow! 580 00:23:36,906 --> 00:23:38,339 This is... oh... 581 00:23:38,408 --> 00:23:40,603 This is bullshit. L... 582 00:23:40,677 --> 00:23:42,872 Look, I'm just gonna go home and kill myself. 583 00:23:42,946 --> 00:23:44,880 You want to share a cab? 584 00:23:44,948 --> 00:23:46,381 So I can pass out 585 00:23:46,449 --> 00:23:47,939 and wake up alone on New Year's Day? 586 00:23:48,018 --> 00:23:49,451 No way, man. I'm going to this party. 587 00:23:49,519 --> 00:23:50,952 I've got a date. 588 00:23:51,021 --> 00:23:51,953 A date? 589 00:23:52,022 --> 00:23:52,886 Yep. 590 00:23:52,956 --> 00:23:54,389 What, with the bartender? 591 00:23:54,457 --> 00:23:56,049 Yeah, with the bartender. You should come, Kevin. 592 00:23:56,126 --> 00:23:57,559 You might meet somebody. 593 00:23:57,627 --> 00:23:58,559 No way. 594 00:23:58,628 --> 00:24:00,061 I refuse to buy into the desperation 595 00:24:00,130 --> 00:24:01,062 of finding someone 596 00:24:01,131 --> 00:24:02,564 just because it's New Year's Eve. 597 00:24:02,632 --> 00:24:04,065 It's ridiculous and demeaning. 598 00:24:04,134 --> 00:24:06,068 Life is ridiculous and demeaning, Kevin. 599 00:24:06,136 --> 00:24:08,070 You should have sex on your birthday. 600 00:24:08,138 --> 00:24:10,902 What is that, some kind of unwritten rule? 601 00:24:10,974 --> 00:24:12,407 Gangway, please. 602 00:24:12,475 --> 00:24:15,069 Yeah, it's a rule. 603 00:24:15,145 --> 00:24:17,079 In fact... 604 00:24:17,147 --> 00:24:19,081 Forget it. 605 00:24:19,149 --> 00:24:20,081 Wait. What? 606 00:24:20,150 --> 00:24:21,082 Nothing. 607 00:24:21,151 --> 00:24:23,085 - Forget what? - Nothing. 608 00:24:23,153 --> 00:24:24,085 Well... Well... 609 00:24:24,154 --> 00:24:25,587 Lucy. 610 00:24:25,655 --> 00:24:26,587 Are you... 611 00:24:26,656 --> 00:24:29,090 Are you offering yourself to me? 612 00:24:29,159 --> 00:24:31,059 Well... no, l... 613 00:24:31,127 --> 00:24:34,096 I just thought if this thing with the bartender... 614 00:24:34,164 --> 00:24:35,597 doesn't work out... 615 00:24:36,966 --> 00:24:38,092 Yeah, right. 616 00:24:38,168 --> 00:24:39,601 You think I'm ugly. 617 00:24:39,669 --> 00:24:41,000 Well, I think you're drunk. 618 00:24:41,071 --> 00:24:42,333 You think I'm ugly. 619 00:24:42,405 --> 00:24:43,463 Lucy. 620 00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:45,633 You know I don't have ugly people for friends. 621 00:24:45,709 --> 00:24:46,641 Fine. 622 00:24:46,710 --> 00:24:48,644 This is just... It's a waste of time. 623 00:24:48,712 --> 00:24:50,145 You're hell-bent on eliminating 624 00:24:50,213 --> 00:24:53,273 all traces of joy from this fine holiday. 625 00:24:53,350 --> 00:24:55,841 [Muttering, lmitating Lucy] ...fine holiday! 626 00:24:55,919 --> 00:24:57,477 ? She said? 627 00:24:57,687 --> 00:24:59,154 [Snoring] 628 00:25:19,642 --> 00:25:20,734 Hey! 629 00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:21,742 - Hey. - Wake up. 630 00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:23,642 - What? - What time is it? 631 00:25:26,382 --> 00:25:27,974 It's 9:25. 632 00:25:29,118 --> 00:25:31,086 9:25. 633 00:25:31,153 --> 00:25:32,177 Yeah. 634 00:25:34,657 --> 00:25:36,090 9:25. 635 00:25:36,158 --> 00:25:37,716 [Sing-Song] Yeah. 636 00:25:40,296 --> 00:25:41,354 Why do you think 637 00:25:41,430 --> 00:25:42,863 they're doing this to me, Hillary? 638 00:25:42,932 --> 00:25:45,423 I don't know. 639 00:25:47,136 --> 00:25:48,569 I think I'm finally 640 00:25:48,638 --> 00:25:51,436 reaching the point of acceptance, though. 641 00:25:51,507 --> 00:25:53,998 I mean about no one showing up. 642 00:25:54,076 --> 00:25:56,544 It's kind of liberating. 643 00:25:56,612 --> 00:25:58,045 In a way. 644 00:25:58,114 --> 00:25:59,547 Like... 645 00:25:59,615 --> 00:26:01,549 like coming face to face 646 00:26:01,617 --> 00:26:03,551 with your worst nightmare. 647 00:26:03,619 --> 00:26:05,484 Like facing death. 648 00:26:05,554 --> 00:26:06,987 For Christ's sake, 649 00:26:07,056 --> 00:26:08,990 it's not like facing death. 650 00:26:09,058 --> 00:26:10,685 It's just a stupid New Year's Eve party. 651 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,887 You're turning on me, too? 652 00:26:12,962 --> 00:26:13,986 OK, that's it. 653 00:26:14,063 --> 00:26:15,052 I'm leaving. 654 00:26:15,131 --> 00:26:16,063 What? What? 655 00:26:16,132 --> 00:26:17,565 No, no. You're my only guest. 656 00:26:17,633 --> 00:26:19,066 You can't leave before midnight. 657 00:26:19,135 --> 00:26:20,568 I'll be back later. 658 00:26:20,636 --> 00:26:22,069 No, you won't. 659 00:26:22,138 --> 00:26:23,571 You say you will, but you won't. 660 00:26:23,639 --> 00:26:25,072 Hillary, please, please, 661 00:26:25,141 --> 00:26:27,075 please don't leave me here all alone 662 00:26:27,143 --> 00:26:28,906 with the streamers and the crab dip. 663 00:26:28,978 --> 00:26:29,945 I can't take it! 664 00:26:30,012 --> 00:26:31,070 Jesus! Do you hear yourself? 665 00:26:31,147 --> 00:26:33,081 Hillary, listen. 666 00:26:33,149 --> 00:26:35,583 You want to meet interesting guys, right? 667 00:26:35,651 --> 00:26:38,085 If you stay, I'll give you Eric. 668 00:26:38,154 --> 00:26:39,587 Eric? Who's Eric? 669 00:26:39,655 --> 00:26:41,589 You know, Eric, my last boyfriend. 670 00:26:41,657 --> 00:26:43,591 I don't believe I recall an Eric. 671 00:26:43,659 --> 00:26:45,593 Hillary, Jesus, we only broke up 6 months ago. 672 00:26:45,661 --> 00:26:47,754 Look, I don't remember who I was dating 673 00:26:47,830 --> 00:26:49,092 6 months ago. 674 00:26:49,165 --> 00:26:50,598 You remember Eric. 675 00:26:50,666 --> 00:26:53,032 The painter, the one with the accent. 676 00:26:53,102 --> 00:26:55,536 Remember when we went to a show together? 677 00:26:55,604 --> 00:26:58,038 He does all these big abstract paintings with the, um... 678 00:26:58,107 --> 00:26:59,540 Oh, with the flowers? 679 00:26:59,608 --> 00:27:00,540 Yes, exactly. 680 00:27:00,609 --> 00:27:02,042 He isn't seeing anyone? 681 00:27:02,111 --> 00:27:03,544 Not anyone worth mentioning. 682 00:27:03,612 --> 00:27:04,874 OK. I'll do it. 683 00:27:04,947 --> 00:27:05,879 You'll stay? 684 00:27:05,948 --> 00:27:07,040 No, no. I'm still leaving. 685 00:27:07,116 --> 00:27:08,549 But now I'll come back. 686 00:27:08,617 --> 00:27:10,050 What... What do you mean, you'll come back? 687 00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:11,552 We made a deal. 688 00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:13,554 I know, but I wasn't coming back before. 689 00:27:13,622 --> 00:27:14,554 Now I will. 690 00:27:14,623 --> 00:27:17,057 But... No, that's... that's not our deal. 691 00:27:17,126 --> 00:27:19,560 Our deal was you're not supposed to leave! 692 00:27:19,628 --> 00:27:20,720 Ohh! 693 00:27:20,796 --> 00:27:21,728 Woman: Maria! 694 00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:25,398 Are you breaking up with me? 695 00:27:25,468 --> 00:27:26,833 I don't know what to say. 696 00:27:26,902 --> 00:27:28,233 I thought everything was fine. 697 00:27:28,304 --> 00:27:30,670 Look, to tell you the truth, 698 00:27:30,740 --> 00:27:33,072 I'm still in love with my old boyfriend. 699 00:27:33,142 --> 00:27:35,042 He's French-Canadian. 700 00:27:36,145 --> 00:27:40,343 Yeah, and I met him... while... I was... 701 00:27:40,416 --> 00:27:41,348 Camping. 702 00:27:41,417 --> 00:27:42,406 Camping. 703 00:27:42,485 --> 00:27:43,952 Ha ha ha. 704 00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:45,487 I don't believe this. 705 00:27:45,554 --> 00:27:47,419 We didn't even officially break up. 706 00:27:47,490 --> 00:27:49,219 Um, he just... 707 00:27:49,291 --> 00:27:50,553 disappeared. 708 00:27:50,626 --> 00:27:51,957 Disappeared? 709 00:27:52,028 --> 00:27:54,496 While we were on a mountain-climbing trip. 710 00:27:54,563 --> 00:27:55,530 We all thought he was dead. 711 00:27:55,598 --> 00:27:57,259 But he called this morning, so... 712 00:27:57,333 --> 00:27:59,699 So he just called you up out of the blue. 713 00:27:59,769 --> 00:28:00,793 Just called you up to say, 714 00:28:00,870 --> 00:28:02,701 Hey, how are you? I'm not dead. 715 00:28:02,772 --> 00:28:04,467 That's right. 716 00:28:04,540 --> 00:28:06,371 Well, that's the most ridiculous story 717 00:28:06,442 --> 00:28:07,932 I've ever heard in my entire life. 718 00:28:08,010 --> 00:28:10,376 Eric, Jesus, Eric... 719 00:28:10,446 --> 00:28:13,415 And what kind of woman are you anyway, 720 00:28:13,482 --> 00:28:15,177 just blurting it out like this 721 00:28:15,251 --> 00:28:17,811 in the street on New Year's Eve? 722 00:28:17,887 --> 00:28:19,047 I'm sorry. 723 00:28:19,121 --> 00:28:20,213 Oh, you're sorry? 724 00:28:20,289 --> 00:28:22,257 Yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah, 725 00:28:22,324 --> 00:28:24,155 well, you better be sorry, sweetheart, 726 00:28:24,226 --> 00:28:26,285 because you're the one that has to live with this. 727 00:28:26,362 --> 00:28:28,922 Not me. You're the one inventing old boyfriends 728 00:28:28,998 --> 00:28:31,296 and bringing them back from the dead. 729 00:28:31,367 --> 00:28:35,531 And you, with your sordid little agenda. 730 00:28:35,604 --> 00:28:37,504 Well... Oh, I've had it with you. 731 00:28:37,573 --> 00:28:39,234 You deserve each other. 732 00:28:39,308 --> 00:28:41,868 I don't believe this! 733 00:28:41,944 --> 00:28:44,071 Oh, my God. Do you believe him? 734 00:28:44,146 --> 00:28:45,078 Really. 735 00:28:45,147 --> 00:28:46,079 Do you believe him? 736 00:28:46,148 --> 00:28:48,480 Like it's your fault he's bad in bed. 737 00:28:50,586 --> 00:28:52,451 [Rock Music Playing] 738 00:28:56,459 --> 00:28:57,721 There's no answer. 739 00:28:57,793 --> 00:28:59,454 Oh, my God, there's no answer? 740 00:28:59,528 --> 00:29:00,552 What the fuck is your mother doing 741 00:29:00,629 --> 00:29:01,891 not answering her phone? 742 00:29:01,964 --> 00:29:03,795 I don't know. Maybe she went to a party or something. 743 00:29:03,866 --> 00:29:05,163 Oh, my God. 744 00:29:05,234 --> 00:29:07,031 Or maybe she's down in the laundry room. 745 00:29:07,103 --> 00:29:08,229 Well, what the fuck are we supposed to do, 746 00:29:08,304 --> 00:29:11,068 hang out for the rinse cycle or something? 747 00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:12,539 I don't know. 748 00:29:12,608 --> 00:29:13,802 All right, this is what you're gonna do. 749 00:29:13,876 --> 00:29:15,002 You're going to call this band 750 00:29:15,077 --> 00:29:16,305 and tell them we're meeting them early, all right? 751 00:29:16,378 --> 00:29:17,367 End of story. 752 00:29:17,446 --> 00:29:18,640 I can't. 753 00:29:18,714 --> 00:29:20,079 What do you mean you can't? 754 00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:22,117 I just can't, all right? 755 00:29:22,184 --> 00:29:25,415 Oh, my God. There is no band, is there? 756 00:29:25,488 --> 00:29:26,716 What are you talking about? 757 00:29:26,789 --> 00:29:27,881 I'm talking about you. 758 00:29:27,957 --> 00:29:29,857 The liar who's been bragging for months 759 00:29:29,925 --> 00:29:30,892 about how we're gonna meet this band 760 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,928 on New Year's Eve in New York City, 761 00:29:32,995 --> 00:29:34,053 when there ain't no band. 762 00:29:34,130 --> 00:29:35,324 There ain't no nothing. 763 00:29:35,397 --> 00:29:36,386 It was the only way I could get you 764 00:29:36,465 --> 00:29:37,523 to come into the city with me. 765 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,295 I bet your cousin isn't even having a party. 766 00:29:39,368 --> 00:29:43,862 She is having a party. I just need the address. 767 00:29:48,944 --> 00:29:50,707 All right, look. We'll go in here, 768 00:29:50,779 --> 00:29:51,905 we'll get a couple beers, 769 00:29:51,981 --> 00:29:53,471 and I'll try it again later. 770 00:29:53,549 --> 00:29:54,948 We don't belong in there, Val. 771 00:29:55,017 --> 00:29:56,109 We don't belong on B. 772 00:29:56,185 --> 00:29:57,413 We're in way over our heads here. 773 00:29:57,486 --> 00:30:00,853 Stephie, we got money, we got fake I.D.s. 774 00:30:00,923 --> 00:30:01,912 From where I'm standing, 775 00:30:01,991 --> 00:30:03,390 we got just as much right to be in there 776 00:30:03,459 --> 00:30:04,790 as anybody else. 777 00:30:06,729 --> 00:30:07,991 Oh, my God. 778 00:30:08,063 --> 00:30:09,030 What? What's the matter? 779 00:30:09,098 --> 00:30:10,224 It's those guys. 780 00:30:10,299 --> 00:30:12,426 It's those guys. They're definitely following us. 781 00:30:12,501 --> 00:30:13,433 Are they cute? 782 00:30:13,502 --> 00:30:14,730 - Val! - I'm just asking. 783 00:30:14,803 --> 00:30:16,236 All right, come on, let's go. 784 00:30:17,973 --> 00:30:19,338 Stephie: Excuse me! 785 00:30:21,710 --> 00:30:22,972 You know what? 786 00:30:23,045 --> 00:30:25,138 I can't even tell you how many men I've fucked. 787 00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:26,306 I believe you. 788 00:30:26,382 --> 00:30:27,610 I couldn't... I couldn't even make a list anymore. 789 00:30:27,683 --> 00:30:28,741 That's how many there are. 790 00:30:28,817 --> 00:30:31,012 Lucy, I believe you fucked many, many men, OK? 791 00:30:31,086 --> 00:30:32,018 A lot more than Ellie. 792 00:30:32,087 --> 00:30:33,019 Just drop this now, please. 793 00:30:33,088 --> 00:30:34,112 That's for sure. 794 00:30:34,190 --> 00:30:36,283 She's too busy being expressive 795 00:30:36,358 --> 00:30:38,053 and making trivial performance art 796 00:30:38,127 --> 00:30:40,618 to attract anybody but you. 797 00:30:40,696 --> 00:30:42,857 And Jack, of course. 798 00:30:42,932 --> 00:30:44,229 What? 799 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:45,824 Well, Jack will fuck anybody. 800 00:30:47,169 --> 00:30:49,694 Ellie and Jack? When did that happen? 801 00:30:49,772 --> 00:30:51,603 I don't know. Three weeks ago, a month. 802 00:30:51,674 --> 00:30:54,142 Recently? While we were still together? 803 00:30:54,210 --> 00:30:55,336 Why didn't you tell me? 804 00:30:55,411 --> 00:30:57,379 Kevin, I thought you knew. Everybody knew. 805 00:30:57,446 --> 00:31:00,643 Apparently not everyone. 806 00:31:00,716 --> 00:31:02,183 I can't believe this. 807 00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:05,516 It must be part of the whole Zelda thing. 808 00:31:05,588 --> 00:31:07,818 The whole, you know, high-strung, 809 00:31:07,890 --> 00:31:09,755 tempestuous, 810 00:31:09,825 --> 00:31:10,985 castrating, 811 00:31:11,060 --> 00:31:12,493 bitch from hell, 812 00:31:12,561 --> 00:31:14,586 make my life miserable persona. 813 00:31:22,871 --> 00:31:26,398 You know, this is turning out to be the worst birthday ever. 814 00:31:26,475 --> 00:31:29,638 l... I wasn't expecting much, but this is an unprecedented low. 815 00:31:29,712 --> 00:31:30,804 Don't try to make me feel sorry for you. 816 00:31:30,879 --> 00:31:31,937 Don't even start. 817 00:31:32,014 --> 00:31:35,108 'Cause I'm... I'm so sick of your shit tonight. 818 00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:36,208 You know what, Kevin? 819 00:31:36,285 --> 00:31:37,411 We're going to that party. 820 00:31:37,486 --> 00:31:38,544 We're going to that party, 821 00:31:38,621 --> 00:31:40,111 and we're going to have fun, 822 00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:41,781 whether you like it or not. 823 00:31:41,857 --> 00:31:45,020 And you know what? 824 00:31:45,094 --> 00:31:47,688 You better pray that the bartender shows up. 825 00:31:48,897 --> 00:31:50,296 Oh! 826 00:31:54,069 --> 00:31:58,699 Wow. That was pretty embarrassing. 827 00:31:58,774 --> 00:32:01,174 I mean, that was awful. 828 00:32:01,243 --> 00:32:04,076 The pool table, the lamp, and everything. 829 00:32:04,146 --> 00:32:05,170 It's OK. I never planned 830 00:32:05,247 --> 00:32:06,976 on going back there again anyway, so. 831 00:32:07,049 --> 00:32:10,678 Jack, maybe I should just go home. 832 00:32:10,753 --> 00:32:12,345 If that's what you want. 833 00:32:12,421 --> 00:32:16,380 Uh, OK. I'll... I'll call you a cab. 834 00:32:16,458 --> 00:32:17,789 We could do it again another time. 835 00:32:17,860 --> 00:32:18,884 Absolutely. Sure. 836 00:32:18,961 --> 00:32:20,792 You know, when there isn't so much pressure. 837 00:32:20,863 --> 00:32:21,921 Pressure? 838 00:32:21,997 --> 00:32:22,986 Yeah, you know. 839 00:32:23,065 --> 00:32:25,863 Big New Year's Eve date thing. 840 00:32:25,934 --> 00:32:29,097 And plus, I've never really done 841 00:32:29,171 --> 00:32:30,661 the kind of thing I did last night. 842 00:32:30,739 --> 00:32:32,798 Taxi! 843 00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:33,842 Goddamn it. 844 00:32:33,909 --> 00:32:36,901 As a matter of fact, I've ne... 845 00:32:36,979 --> 00:32:39,277 I never really did it at all. 846 00:32:39,348 --> 00:32:40,406 Did what? 847 00:32:40,482 --> 00:32:42,541 You know... 848 00:32:42,618 --> 00:32:43,607 It. 849 00:32:46,388 --> 00:32:48,083 It. You never... You never did it? 850 00:32:49,224 --> 00:32:51,460 Oh, well, no. 851 00:32:51,593 --> 00:32:53,754 You're kidding me. Why didn't you tell me? 852 00:32:53,829 --> 00:32:55,228 I guess I was afraid you were going to think 853 00:32:55,297 --> 00:32:57,026 I was some kind of freak or something. 854 00:32:57,098 --> 00:32:59,191 So what you're saying is that I was your first? 855 00:32:59,267 --> 00:33:00,325 Yeah. 856 00:33:00,402 --> 00:33:01,198 First, first. Like I was the first guy 857 00:33:01,269 --> 00:33:02,236 that you ever let... 858 00:33:02,304 --> 00:33:03,828 Ha ha ha. Yeah. 859 00:33:03,905 --> 00:33:05,372 - Ever? - Yeah. 860 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,340 Yes. 861 00:33:08,577 --> 00:33:09,601 Wow. 862 00:33:09,678 --> 00:33:13,341 Ha ha. You're... You're embarrassing me, Jack. 863 00:33:13,415 --> 00:33:14,780 I'm sorry. I don't know what to say. 864 00:33:14,850 --> 00:33:17,546 I'm stunned. This has never happened to me before. 865 00:33:17,619 --> 00:33:18,677 Well, now you know how I feel. 866 00:33:18,753 --> 00:33:21,449 But why me? I mean, we hardly knew each other. 867 00:33:21,523 --> 00:33:24,185 You know, I don't really feel comfortable 868 00:33:24,259 --> 00:33:25,590 talking about this. 869 00:33:25,660 --> 00:33:27,150 Well, that's OK. l... I understand. 870 00:33:27,229 --> 00:33:28,196 Ah-choo! 871 00:33:28,263 --> 00:33:29,730 God, oh, you must be freezing. 872 00:33:29,798 --> 00:33:30,890 What am I doing? Let me get you inside. 873 00:33:30,966 --> 00:33:32,126 Are you hungry? 874 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,191 Um, what, you don't want me to go home? 875 00:33:34,269 --> 00:33:35,827 No, no, no, don't go home. 876 00:33:35,904 --> 00:33:37,462 Stay. Stay. Let's get some food in you, 877 00:33:37,539 --> 00:33:39,507 and then we'll go to the party later, together. 878 00:33:39,574 --> 00:33:40,563 Are you sure? 879 00:33:40,642 --> 00:33:41,836 I'm... I'm really sure. 880 00:33:41,910 --> 00:33:43,901 Come on. I know this great little Indian place nearby. 881 00:33:43,979 --> 00:33:44,968 You like Indian? 882 00:33:45,046 --> 00:33:46,536 Well, sure! 883 00:33:46,615 --> 00:33:49,743 I mean, if you do. 884 00:33:49,818 --> 00:33:50,876 Bartender: This is where it is. 885 00:33:50,952 --> 00:33:53,477 It's, uh, it's supposed to be a good party. 886 00:33:53,555 --> 00:33:55,682 You guys should come by. 887 00:33:55,757 --> 00:33:57,554 - Yeah. - Thanks. We will. 888 00:33:57,626 --> 00:33:59,821 Yeah, fine. 889 00:33:59,895 --> 00:34:02,386 Mmm, mmm, mmm, he's so cute. 890 00:34:02,464 --> 00:34:04,762 Yeah, OK, it's almost 10:00, 891 00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:08,269 and, um, we've got to get dates. 892 00:34:08,336 --> 00:34:09,496 What about him? 893 00:34:09,571 --> 00:34:10,765 Please, it's just too desperate 894 00:34:10,839 --> 00:34:12,773 getting picked up by some bartender. 895 00:34:12,841 --> 00:34:15,105 Some bartender? What are you? You're a waitress. 896 00:34:15,176 --> 00:34:17,269 Excuse me. I'm an artist. 897 00:34:17,345 --> 00:34:19,404 OK, so maybe he's an artist, too. 898 00:34:19,481 --> 00:34:21,039 Believe me, he's not an artist. 899 00:34:21,116 --> 00:34:22,174 Will you just forget about him? 900 00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:23,615 [Glass Breaks] 901 00:34:23,685 --> 00:34:25,778 We still have 2 more hours. 902 00:34:25,854 --> 00:34:29,483 Caitlyn, I know a girl who went home alone on New Year's Eve. 903 00:34:29,558 --> 00:34:31,321 It was like she was jinxed for the whole year. 904 00:34:31,393 --> 00:34:35,056 Twelve months, completely invisible to guys, OK? 905 00:34:35,130 --> 00:34:37,257 It was like she was tainted. 906 00:34:37,332 --> 00:34:38,299 We'll get dates. 907 00:34:38,366 --> 00:34:40,197 When have we ever not gotten dates? 908 00:34:40,268 --> 00:34:42,099 It happened to me. 909 00:34:42,170 --> 00:34:44,434 Remember '78, I went home alone? 910 00:34:44,506 --> 00:34:45,473 You were in a committed, 911 00:34:45,540 --> 00:34:48,532 monogamous relationship that week. 912 00:34:48,610 --> 00:34:51,408 There was no committed monogamous relationship. 913 00:34:51,479 --> 00:34:53,106 That was a cover story. 914 00:34:56,151 --> 00:34:57,482 Hi. 915 00:35:01,323 --> 00:35:02,620 I forgot my key. 916 00:35:02,691 --> 00:35:05,387 Jenny, I'm... I'm sorry. 917 00:35:05,460 --> 00:35:11,330 Don't. Love means never having to say you're sorry. 918 00:35:11,399 --> 00:35:13,526 I hate you motherfuckers. 919 00:35:17,539 --> 00:35:19,166 [Pounding On Door] 920 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:21,265 Oh, my God... 921 00:35:21,343 --> 00:35:22,332 Guests! 922 00:35:22,410 --> 00:35:23,707 Thank you, God, thank you! 923 00:35:24,779 --> 00:35:26,576 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 924 00:35:26,648 --> 00:35:27,615 Coming! 925 00:35:27,682 --> 00:35:29,582 [Pounding On Door] 926 00:35:33,421 --> 00:35:35,048 [People Celebrating] 927 00:35:35,123 --> 00:35:37,557 Eric, hi. Happy New... 928 00:35:37,626 --> 00:35:38,718 Year. 929 00:35:43,798 --> 00:35:44,924 Great party. 930 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,297 Oh, come on, Eric. You know how it is. 931 00:35:46,368 --> 00:35:47,596 No one wants to be the first to arrive. 932 00:35:47,669 --> 00:35:50,103 That's all. 933 00:35:50,171 --> 00:35:52,071 How about some food? You want some food? 934 00:35:52,140 --> 00:35:54,233 I made the crab dip myself. 935 00:35:57,212 --> 00:36:00,147 So, uh, where's, um, what's-her-face? 936 00:36:01,483 --> 00:36:02,575 She's not coming. 937 00:36:02,651 --> 00:36:04,642 Oh, she's not? 938 00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:08,120 She broke up with me. Do you believe that? 939 00:36:08,189 --> 00:36:11,522 It's New Year's Eve, and the woman breaks up with me. 940 00:36:11,593 --> 00:36:14,824 And wait till you hear the story she came up with. 941 00:36:14,896 --> 00:36:18,855 Suddenly, she's got this mountain-climbing boyfriend 942 00:36:18,933 --> 00:36:20,901 that everyone thought was dead, 943 00:36:20,969 --> 00:36:23,369 but now it turns out he's alive! 944 00:36:23,438 --> 00:36:26,635 Have you ever heard such a pile of shit? 945 00:36:26,708 --> 00:36:28,938 Well, you know how it is. 946 00:36:30,412 --> 00:36:31,572 You know what we need? We need some music. 947 00:36:31,646 --> 00:36:33,204 Don't you think? 948 00:36:33,281 --> 00:36:35,374 Something Christmas-y, huh? 949 00:36:35,450 --> 00:36:36,940 I hate Christmas. 950 00:36:37,018 --> 00:36:38,315 Jesus, Eric, help me out here, OK? 951 00:36:38,386 --> 00:36:40,650 I'm hanging on by a thread. 952 00:36:40,722 --> 00:36:42,656 [Feliz Navidad Plays] 953 00:36:42,724 --> 00:36:45,420 ? Feliz Navidad? 954 00:36:45,493 --> 00:36:46,460 ? Feliz Navidad? 955 00:36:46,528 --> 00:36:49,326 Oh, my God. Stop yourself! 956 00:36:49,397 --> 00:36:51,456 Look, I hate the holidays. 957 00:36:51,533 --> 00:36:53,797 I hate the way they're all bunched together. 958 00:36:53,868 --> 00:36:56,393 And I think the whole thing stinks. 959 00:36:56,471 --> 00:36:58,632 And... And it's all bullshit. 960 00:36:58,707 --> 00:37:00,402 ? Feliz Navidad?? 961 00:37:00,542 --> 00:37:03,568 [Rock Music Playing] 962 00:37:03,645 --> 00:37:07,638 ? Yeah, yeah, yeah? 963 00:37:07,716 --> 00:37:10,776 Hey, could we get some beers over here? 964 00:37:15,924 --> 00:37:18,392 Oh, my God, Val, we have to go. 965 00:37:18,460 --> 00:37:20,155 Would you hold on a minute? I'm trying to get a beer. 966 00:37:20,228 --> 00:37:21,627 Val, Val, it's those guys! 967 00:37:21,696 --> 00:37:23,186 It's them. They're coming over here! 968 00:37:23,264 --> 00:37:24,856 Oh, God, those are them? 969 00:37:24,933 --> 00:37:25,900 Come on! 970 00:37:25,967 --> 00:37:29,494 Oh, shit! Move it. Excuse me. 971 00:37:29,571 --> 00:37:30,902 We're sorry. 972 00:37:30,972 --> 00:37:32,303 Hurry up! 973 00:37:34,743 --> 00:37:36,506 Over there. There's the door. Come on! 974 00:37:36,578 --> 00:37:38,409 Jesus, Stephie! 975 00:37:41,449 --> 00:37:43,110 Hey. Aah! 976 00:37:43,184 --> 00:37:44,651 [Crash] 977 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,581 Come on! Come on! 978 00:37:51,893 --> 00:37:52,757 Aah! 979 00:37:52,827 --> 00:37:54,260 Aah! 980 00:37:56,097 --> 00:37:57,792 Oh! Aah! 981 00:37:58,900 --> 00:37:59,958 We're fucked. 982 00:38:00,034 --> 00:38:01,524 Oh, my God. 983 00:38:11,412 --> 00:38:13,903 Oh, hey, how you doing? 984 00:38:13,982 --> 00:38:16,212 Wow, it's kind of, uh, hot in there, huh? 985 00:38:16,284 --> 00:38:20,516 We thought we'd come out here and get some air and just, um, 986 00:38:20,588 --> 00:38:25,218 and, uh, take this opportunity to introduce ourselves. 987 00:38:25,293 --> 00:38:27,659 My name's Tom. This is Dave. 988 00:38:27,729 --> 00:38:31,392 And, uh... hey, man, he has no manners. 989 00:38:31,466 --> 00:38:32,899 Show the ladies what we've got for them, bro. 990 00:38:32,967 --> 00:38:34,093 Mmm. 991 00:38:41,009 --> 00:38:43,944 Beverages. Beer. 992 00:38:52,153 --> 00:38:53,814 [Sizzling] 993 00:39:00,528 --> 00:39:01,586 Ha ha. 994 00:39:03,832 --> 00:39:05,857 Jack, you're doing it again. 995 00:39:05,934 --> 00:39:09,199 Oh, I'm sorry. It's just, uh, 996 00:39:09,270 --> 00:39:10,862 you know, what can I say? 997 00:39:10,939 --> 00:39:13,134 This is... This is turning out to be 998 00:39:13,208 --> 00:39:15,108 a pretty unusual evening. 999 00:39:16,544 --> 00:39:18,205 Unusual? 1000 00:39:18,279 --> 00:39:20,042 How? 1001 00:39:20,114 --> 00:39:22,674 Well, unusual, um, 1002 00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:27,119 in no, uh, particular way. Look... 1003 00:39:27,188 --> 00:39:30,851 Um, Cindy, I hate to press a point here, 1004 00:39:30,925 --> 00:39:32,586 but I keep thinking about what you said earlier 1005 00:39:32,660 --> 00:39:34,651 about last night being your first time and everything. 1006 00:39:34,729 --> 00:39:36,060 What about it? 1007 00:39:36,130 --> 00:39:39,293 I wonder, you know, why me? 1008 00:39:39,367 --> 00:39:41,096 You know, what... what was it about me 1009 00:39:41,169 --> 00:39:44,036 in particular, OK? Being specific, 1010 00:39:44,105 --> 00:39:47,302 that made you decide to, you know. 1011 00:39:47,375 --> 00:39:52,142 Oh, yeah, OK, yeah, right. 1012 00:39:52,213 --> 00:39:54,977 It's, um... 1013 00:39:55,049 --> 00:39:56,744 Why did I choose you? 1014 00:39:59,854 --> 00:40:02,015 Mmm... 1015 00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:05,285 Drawing a blank. 1016 00:40:07,428 --> 00:40:10,829 That's... That's OK, drawing a... 1017 00:40:10,899 --> 00:40:14,460 You know that they say, uh, blanks are, um... 1018 00:40:14,535 --> 00:40:17,265 Look, uh, as an actor, 1019 00:40:17,338 --> 00:40:19,966 Cindy, I find myself very intrigued 1020 00:40:20,041 --> 00:40:21,633 by people's motivations. 1021 00:40:21,709 --> 00:40:24,111 Mm-hmm. 1022 00:40:24,244 --> 00:40:26,007 Look, you're... 1023 00:40:26,079 --> 00:40:27,273 you're a very attractive girl. 1024 00:40:27,347 --> 00:40:28,871 You must have had lots of opportunities. 1025 00:40:28,949 --> 00:40:30,507 Especially as pretty as you are, 1026 00:40:30,584 --> 00:40:32,575 I'm surprised it hasn't happened by accident, 1027 00:40:32,652 --> 00:40:34,449 so a guy has to wonder... 1028 00:40:34,521 --> 00:40:36,182 what makes him so great? 1029 00:40:36,256 --> 00:40:41,558 Well, one thing I remember about last night was... 1030 00:40:41,628 --> 00:40:42,595 Yes. 1031 00:40:44,364 --> 00:40:45,888 That you were probably the most... 1032 00:40:45,966 --> 00:40:47,831 The most what? 1033 00:40:47,901 --> 00:40:49,266 Oh, God. 1034 00:40:49,336 --> 00:40:50,530 You OK? 1035 00:40:50,604 --> 00:40:51,571 Here, drink some water. 1036 00:40:51,638 --> 00:40:52,536 - Oh, God. - Drink! 1037 00:40:52,606 --> 00:40:53,630 - Drink it! - [Glass Dings] 1038 00:40:53,707 --> 00:40:54,696 - Ow! - Here, no. 1039 00:40:54,774 --> 00:40:57,436 Uh, that'll make it worse. Have some wine. 1040 00:40:57,511 --> 00:40:59,342 Is it better? 1041 00:40:59,412 --> 00:41:00,674 You probably ate one of those chilies. 1042 00:41:00,747 --> 00:41:02,578 No, it was so big. 1043 00:41:05,152 --> 00:41:07,552 Try to keep it in your mouth. 1044 00:41:07,621 --> 00:41:09,145 It was so big. 1045 00:41:09,222 --> 00:41:10,780 I thought it was okra. 1046 00:41:10,857 --> 00:41:12,017 Okra's brown. 1047 00:41:12,092 --> 00:41:13,184 What, are you OK? 1048 00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:14,249 Mmm! 1049 00:41:14,327 --> 00:41:16,420 I'll be... fine. 1050 00:41:16,496 --> 00:41:17,895 Eww! 1051 00:41:17,964 --> 00:41:19,192 I'll be OK. 1052 00:41:21,234 --> 00:41:22,166 Oh! 1053 00:41:23,503 --> 00:41:24,697 It's all right. It's all right. 1054 00:41:24,771 --> 00:41:26,329 It's all right. This happens every day. 1055 00:41:26,406 --> 00:41:27,771 I'm sorry. 1056 00:41:27,841 --> 00:41:29,103 Oh! 1057 00:41:29,176 --> 00:41:31,110 Oh! 1058 00:41:31,178 --> 00:41:33,169 Oh. 1059 00:41:33,246 --> 00:41:34,213 I'll be right back. 1060 00:41:34,281 --> 00:41:35,612 That is fine! No problem. 1061 00:41:35,682 --> 00:41:38,583 It happens here every night. 1062 00:41:38,652 --> 00:41:40,142 The most what? 1063 00:41:41,821 --> 00:41:42,753 No, I'm not going to shut up. 1064 00:41:42,822 --> 00:41:43,754 I have a right to know. 1065 00:41:43,823 --> 00:41:44,755 I have a right to know 1066 00:41:44,824 --> 00:41:47,122 why you won't fuck me, Kevin. 1067 00:41:47,194 --> 00:41:48,218 Lucy, do you want to fuck? 1068 00:41:48,295 --> 00:41:50,058 Because if you really, really want to fuck, 1069 00:41:50,130 --> 00:41:51,495 we'll fuck, OK? 1070 00:41:51,565 --> 00:41:53,362 You don't think I'm serious. 1071 00:41:53,433 --> 00:41:55,560 How long have we known each other? 1072 00:41:55,635 --> 00:41:57,262 In the... ln the 5 years we've known each other, 1073 00:41:57,337 --> 00:41:59,498 have you once even ever considered having sex with me? 1074 00:41:59,573 --> 00:42:01,040 Apart from tonight. 1075 00:42:01,107 --> 00:42:03,405 You don't think I'm attracted to you. 1076 00:42:03,476 --> 00:42:05,444 I don't think you're attracted to half the men you sleep with. 1077 00:42:05,512 --> 00:42:06,809 You think I'm a slut! 1078 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:07,847 What? No. 1079 00:42:07,914 --> 00:42:10,246 Yeah, you think I'm a big slut. 1080 00:42:10,317 --> 00:42:12,114 I don't think you're a slut. 1081 00:42:12,185 --> 00:42:15,643 A... A stanky, little ho maybe, 1082 00:42:15,722 --> 00:42:16,746 but never a slut. 1083 00:42:16,823 --> 00:42:20,281 The truth is you're afraid. 1084 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,452 What? I'm afraid. 1085 00:42:21,528 --> 00:42:24,497 I'm, yeah, OK, you... I feel so naked right now. 1086 00:42:24,564 --> 00:42:25,531 I'm totally afraid. 1087 00:42:25,599 --> 00:42:27,226 It is so obvious. 1088 00:42:27,300 --> 00:42:29,825 And so ridiculous. 1089 00:42:29,903 --> 00:42:31,666 Prove it. 1090 00:42:33,106 --> 00:42:34,573 I don't have to prove anything. 1091 00:42:34,641 --> 00:42:36,074 I dare you. 1092 00:42:37,177 --> 00:42:39,202 Kevin, I dare you to fuck me. 1093 00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:42,673 What? So what, now? 1094 00:42:42,749 --> 00:42:44,740 You want to go to some smelly bathroom 1095 00:42:44,818 --> 00:42:47,116 and, uh, have loveless New Year's sex 1096 00:42:47,187 --> 00:42:50,054 in the stench of air freshener? 1097 00:42:50,123 --> 00:42:51,556 Unless you're chicken. 1098 00:43:05,105 --> 00:43:06,265 So we got to go back to the club 1099 00:43:06,339 --> 00:43:07,772 to deliver this package to my friend Tony. 1100 00:43:07,841 --> 00:43:08,773 Is that cool? 1101 00:43:08,842 --> 00:43:10,275 Yeah, it's cool. 1102 00:43:10,343 --> 00:43:13,141 So, uh, what's in this package anyway? 1103 00:43:13,213 --> 00:43:15,738 It's, uh... 1104 00:43:15,815 --> 00:43:16,975 Well, it's, uh, you know, it's uh, 1105 00:43:17,050 --> 00:43:18,745 it's like I said, it's for my friend Tony. 1106 00:43:18,818 --> 00:43:19,944 Oh, yeah? It's for Tony? 1107 00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:21,544 All right. Well, I'm leaving. 1108 00:43:21,621 --> 00:43:22,588 Where you going? 1109 00:43:22,656 --> 00:43:23,918 I'm going to the train station 1110 00:43:23,990 --> 00:43:26,515 to get out of here before these jerks get us killed. 1111 00:43:26,593 --> 00:43:28,527 You wanted to hang out with the bands, right? 1112 00:43:28,595 --> 00:43:30,358 These guys are musicians. 1113 00:43:30,430 --> 00:43:33,024 They're roadies, Val. There's a little difference. 1114 00:43:34,634 --> 00:43:35,726 I didn't want to have to tell you this 1115 00:43:35,802 --> 00:43:38,362 'cause I know you're gonna spaz out, 1116 00:43:38,438 --> 00:43:39,905 but the last train for Ronkonkoma 1117 00:43:39,973 --> 00:43:41,702 left an hour ago. 1118 00:43:41,775 --> 00:43:44,903 Are you telling me we're stranded here for the night? 1119 00:43:44,978 --> 00:43:46,536 We gotta book. You coming? 1120 00:43:46,613 --> 00:43:48,513 Yeah, we're coming. 1121 00:43:50,216 --> 00:43:51,183 [Whispers] Heroin. 1122 00:43:51,251 --> 00:43:53,719 Oh, Stephie, you know? 1123 00:43:56,289 --> 00:43:57,449 Caitlyn, I'm warning you, 1124 00:43:57,524 --> 00:43:59,515 keep your slutty hands off my bartender. 1125 00:43:59,592 --> 00:44:00,752 He's not your bartender. 1126 00:44:00,827 --> 00:44:03,990 He's our bartender. 1127 00:44:04,064 --> 00:44:06,692 Caitlyn, your skirt's been over your head for hours. 1128 00:44:06,766 --> 00:44:09,257 Jesus, like it's my fault I'm irresistible to men. 1129 00:44:09,336 --> 00:44:13,102 Look, he wants me. Not you, me. 1130 00:44:13,173 --> 00:44:14,140 You think so? 1131 00:44:14,207 --> 00:44:16,072 Yeah, I do think so. 1132 00:44:16,142 --> 00:44:17,040 Hey, guys. 1133 00:44:17,110 --> 00:44:18,304 - Hi. - Hi. 1134 00:44:18,378 --> 00:44:20,403 Listen, I think it's still a bit early for this party. 1135 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,141 What do you say we go get some cocktails? 1136 00:44:29,856 --> 00:44:31,380 Eric: For some reason, 1137 00:44:31,458 --> 00:44:32,789 every single woman I go out with 1138 00:44:32,859 --> 00:44:35,259 ends up breaking up with me. 1139 00:44:35,328 --> 00:44:37,023 I mean, why is that, Monica? 1140 00:44:37,097 --> 00:44:40,396 I don't know. Lots of reasons probably. 1141 00:44:40,467 --> 00:44:41,991 Yeah, right. 1142 00:44:42,068 --> 00:44:44,195 Yeah, it's always lots of reasons. 1143 00:44:44,270 --> 00:44:45,430 I've never got a straight answer 1144 00:44:45,505 --> 00:44:46,870 out of one of you. 1145 00:44:48,174 --> 00:44:50,438 Like you... 1146 00:44:50,510 --> 00:44:51,670 What was your reason? 1147 00:44:51,745 --> 00:44:54,339 Oh, really, Eric, who remembers? 1148 00:44:54,414 --> 00:44:56,678 You don't remember? It was only 6 months ago. 1149 00:44:56,750 --> 00:44:59,082 Well, 6 months is a long time. 1150 00:44:59,152 --> 00:45:01,177 No, 6 months is nothing! 1151 00:45:01,254 --> 00:45:03,313 Jesus, Eric, relax. 1152 00:45:03,390 --> 00:45:06,985 OK, fine. You don't remember the lame excuse 1153 00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:09,324 you gave me 6 months ago for breaking up with me. 1154 00:45:09,396 --> 00:45:10,488 I'll tell you. 1155 00:45:10,563 --> 00:45:12,758 You like me as a friend, but not as a boyfriend, 1156 00:45:12,832 --> 00:45:14,823 even though you found me attractive. 1157 00:45:16,770 --> 00:45:18,101 That's not lame. 1158 00:45:18,171 --> 00:45:19,968 It makes no sense whatsoever. 1159 00:45:20,039 --> 00:45:22,064 I think it makes sense. 1160 00:45:22,142 --> 00:45:25,134 See? That's what I'm talking about. 1161 00:45:25,211 --> 00:45:26,838 That's what I have to deal with. 1162 00:45:26,913 --> 00:45:30,280 These insane leaps of reasoning. 1163 00:45:30,350 --> 00:45:32,215 And they sound logical at first, 1164 00:45:32,285 --> 00:45:33,411 until later. 1165 00:45:33,486 --> 00:45:35,113 Until you go home, sit down, 1166 00:45:35,188 --> 00:45:36,553 and think about them. 1167 00:45:36,623 --> 00:45:38,716 And then it's like... 1168 00:45:38,792 --> 00:45:39,759 what? 1169 00:45:39,826 --> 00:45:42,795 Really, Eric, you just got to calm down. 1170 00:45:42,862 --> 00:45:45,626 Look, all I'm asking for is the truth. 1171 00:45:45,698 --> 00:45:47,893 If you want to break up with me, fine. 1172 00:45:47,967 --> 00:45:50,435 Just tell me the reason why. 1173 00:45:50,503 --> 00:45:52,095 Is that too much to ask? 1174 00:45:55,809 --> 00:45:57,367 I'm stupid. 1175 00:46:00,413 --> 00:46:01,345 What are you doing? 1176 00:46:01,414 --> 00:46:02,346 I'm going home. 1177 00:46:02,415 --> 00:46:03,473 But you just got here. 1178 00:46:03,550 --> 00:46:05,677 Eric, please, please, don't do this. Don't go. 1179 00:46:05,752 --> 00:46:08,243 OK, fine, I won't go home. 1180 00:46:08,321 --> 00:46:09,618 Tell me the truth and I'll stay. 1181 00:46:09,689 --> 00:46:10,621 What? 1182 00:46:10,690 --> 00:46:11,679 Tell me the real reason 1183 00:46:11,758 --> 00:46:14,056 you broke up with me and I'll stay. 1184 00:46:17,230 --> 00:46:20,131 OK, OK, OK, OK, I'll do it. Oh, God! 1185 00:46:25,738 --> 00:46:28,036 I can't speak for Bridget or any of the others... 1186 00:46:28,107 --> 00:46:29,734 Fine. 1187 00:46:29,809 --> 00:46:32,642 But for me, just for me. 1188 00:46:35,715 --> 00:46:37,205 The truth is I broke up with you 1189 00:46:37,283 --> 00:46:39,649 because you were the worst lover 1190 00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:41,016 I ever had in my life. 1191 00:46:41,087 --> 00:46:42,679 What? 1192 00:46:42,755 --> 00:46:43,744 I'm serious. 1193 00:46:43,823 --> 00:46:45,017 Even counting high school, 1194 00:46:45,091 --> 00:46:48,390 it was... it was bad. 1195 00:46:54,434 --> 00:46:55,958 Ow! [Grunting] 1196 00:46:56,035 --> 00:46:57,502 What are you doing? 1197 00:46:57,570 --> 00:46:58,502 The dress. 1198 00:46:58,571 --> 00:46:59,503 What's wrong with it? 1199 00:46:59,572 --> 00:47:00,596 The zipper's stuck. 1200 00:47:02,842 --> 00:47:04,810 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 1201 00:47:06,513 --> 00:47:07,912 [Zipper Unzips] 1202 00:47:11,885 --> 00:47:12,909 Damn, baby. 1203 00:47:12,986 --> 00:47:16,945 ? Do that to me one more time? 1204 00:47:17,023 --> 00:47:20,117 ? Once is never enough? 1205 00:47:20,193 --> 00:47:22,093 - ? With a man like you? - Ow! 1206 00:47:22,161 --> 00:47:23,389 I'm all right. You OK? 1207 00:47:23,463 --> 00:47:24,555 I'm fine. 1208 00:47:24,631 --> 00:47:27,600 ? Do that to me one more time? 1209 00:47:27,667 --> 00:47:29,100 [Zipper Unzips] 1210 00:47:33,439 --> 00:47:36,203 ? Oh? 1211 00:47:36,276 --> 00:47:39,973 ? Kiss me? 1212 00:47:40,046 --> 00:47:42,310 ? Like you just did? 1213 00:47:42,382 --> 00:47:43,679 We're just having fun. 1214 00:47:43,750 --> 00:47:45,047 [Door Opens] 1215 00:47:45,118 --> 00:47:46,210 ? Oh, baby? 1216 00:47:46,286 --> 00:47:48,277 - [Door Closes] - [Footsteps] 1217 00:47:48,354 --> 00:47:49,412 Someone's coming. 1218 00:47:49,489 --> 00:47:51,047 ? Do that to me once again? 1219 00:47:51,124 --> 00:47:53,490 Ellie: Kevin? 1220 00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:54,959 Hello, Kevin. 1221 00:47:55,028 --> 00:47:56,461 I recognize your shoes. 1222 00:47:56,529 --> 00:47:59,733 I bought them for you, remember? 1223 00:47:59,866 --> 00:48:01,493 Uh-oh. 1224 00:48:01,568 --> 00:48:03,468 ? Pass that by me one more time?? 1225 00:48:03,536 --> 00:48:04,468 Ellie. 1226 00:48:04,537 --> 00:48:06,801 Oh, that's perfect. 1227 00:48:06,873 --> 00:48:09,034 Perfect. Good for you. 1228 00:48:10,176 --> 00:48:11,165 Wait. 1229 00:48:12,412 --> 00:48:13,401 That's perfect. 1230 00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,606 What are you doing here? 1231 00:48:14,681 --> 00:48:16,615 I was contemplating using the bathroom, asshole. 1232 00:48:16,683 --> 00:48:19,243 This is such an incredible coincidence. 1233 00:48:19,319 --> 00:48:20,547 Isn't this an incredible coincidence? 1234 00:48:20,620 --> 00:48:22,281 Yeah, it's incredible. 1235 00:48:22,355 --> 00:48:23,481 It is incredible. 1236 00:48:23,556 --> 00:48:25,683 - Weird. - I can't believe it. 1237 00:48:25,759 --> 00:48:27,727 Twenty-four hours ago, you were so heartbroken, 1238 00:48:27,794 --> 00:48:28,988 and now you're throwing yourself at her? 1239 00:48:29,062 --> 00:48:31,360 Her? We're just friends. You remember Lucy. 1240 00:48:31,431 --> 00:48:33,865 Why did you have to bring her to our coffee shop? 1241 00:48:35,101 --> 00:48:36,159 It's not what you think. 1242 00:48:36,236 --> 00:48:37,601 You know what? 1243 00:48:37,670 --> 00:48:40,104 It doesn't even matter what I think. 1244 00:48:40,173 --> 00:48:41,140 Don't. Wait, where you going? 1245 00:48:41,207 --> 00:48:43,334 Off. Off. Off. 1246 00:48:43,409 --> 00:48:44,967 To call my therapist. 1247 00:48:45,044 --> 00:48:46,534 You can't call your therapist on New Year's Eve. 1248 00:48:46,613 --> 00:48:47,705 I'm staying at his place. 1249 00:48:47,781 --> 00:48:48,907 Oh, so you're shacking up with him? 1250 00:48:48,982 --> 00:48:50,108 No, I'm not shacking up with him. 1251 00:48:50,183 --> 00:48:51,650 I'm staying there until I find a new apartment. 1252 00:48:51,718 --> 00:48:52,946 Wasn't there enough room at Jack's? 1253 00:48:53,019 --> 00:48:54,043 What are you talking about? 1254 00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:55,280 Well, I just happened to hear a whole story 1255 00:48:55,355 --> 00:48:56,754 about how you and Jack were sleeping with each other 1256 00:48:56,823 --> 00:48:57,790 the entire time we were going out. 1257 00:48:57,857 --> 00:48:59,688 Oh, stop it. You're insane. 1258 00:48:59,759 --> 00:49:01,522 I've never slept with Jack. 1259 00:49:03,830 --> 00:49:04,956 What? 1260 00:49:05,031 --> 00:49:06,828 I have never slept with Jack. 1261 00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:08,299 I don't believe you. 1262 00:49:08,368 --> 00:49:09,801 You know, I just... 1263 00:49:09,869 --> 00:49:11,564 I just left a message on your machine 1264 00:49:11,638 --> 00:49:12,969 saying I wanted to move back in. 1265 00:49:13,039 --> 00:49:15,872 That is so pathetic. Fine. You know what? 1266 00:49:15,942 --> 00:49:17,375 Enjoy. Enjoy. 1267 00:49:18,912 --> 00:49:20,209 But, baby! 1268 00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,907 No, don't baby me. 1269 00:49:25,552 --> 00:49:28,578 OK, so I was wrong about Jack. 1270 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,867 Jack? 1271 00:49:43,002 --> 00:49:44,697 Uh, hi. Um... 1272 00:49:46,105 --> 00:49:47,663 - Cheryl. - Cheryl. Right. 1273 00:49:47,740 --> 00:49:49,401 I can't believe you don't remember my name. 1274 00:49:49,475 --> 00:49:52,137 What are you talking about? It's Cheryl. 1275 00:49:52,212 --> 00:49:55,739 I just... I just said. Cheryl, right? 1276 00:49:55,815 --> 00:49:58,306 So, uh, how... how are things? 1277 00:49:58,384 --> 00:50:00,511 You said you were going out of town for New Year's Eve. 1278 00:50:00,587 --> 00:50:04,182 Really? I said that. That's, uh, that's fun... 1279 00:50:04,257 --> 00:50:06,122 It's funny. I don't remember saying that. 1280 00:50:06,192 --> 00:50:08,023 You said you'd be gone all week. 1281 00:50:08,094 --> 00:50:09,152 Oh, I did say that. 1282 00:50:09,229 --> 00:50:11,220 Uh, and, uh, you know what happened? 1283 00:50:11,297 --> 00:50:12,696 My ski trip. Ahem. 1284 00:50:12,765 --> 00:50:13,732 I was supposed to go on a ski trip 1285 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:14,926 and it got canceled. 1286 00:50:15,001 --> 00:50:16,366 You said you were flying to L.A. 1287 00:50:16,436 --> 00:50:18,097 to audition for a sitcom. 1288 00:50:18,171 --> 00:50:20,071 I did? 1289 00:50:20,139 --> 00:50:21,128 I can't believe I was stupid enough 1290 00:50:21,207 --> 00:50:22,196 to care about you, Jack. 1291 00:50:22,275 --> 00:50:24,766 Uh, look. 1292 00:50:24,844 --> 00:50:25,868 Uh, Cheryl... 1293 00:50:25,945 --> 00:50:27,469 Just do me a favor. 1294 00:50:27,547 --> 00:50:29,412 Don't call me again. 1295 00:50:29,482 --> 00:50:30,881 OK? 1296 00:50:32,619 --> 00:50:33,779 Jerk. 1297 00:50:33,853 --> 00:50:35,320 Good to see you, too, Cheryl. 1298 00:50:37,390 --> 00:50:40,951 Hap... Hap... Happy New Year. Hi. 1299 00:50:42,228 --> 00:50:44,162 She's my friend. 1300 00:50:52,538 --> 00:50:55,063 Hey, pal, did you see, uh... 1301 00:50:55,141 --> 00:50:57,905 Right. Cindy, uh, you OK in there? 1302 00:50:57,977 --> 00:51:00,878 I'm just fine. 1303 00:51:00,947 --> 00:51:02,244 Great, Jack. 1304 00:51:02,315 --> 00:51:05,842 [Speaking Hindi] 1305 00:51:05,919 --> 00:51:09,184 OK, it's, uh, how you doing? 1306 00:51:09,255 --> 00:51:10,483 Uh, Cindy, please, 1307 00:51:10,556 --> 00:51:11,614 we're making a scene. 1308 00:51:11,691 --> 00:51:13,124 Could you come out of there now? 1309 00:51:13,192 --> 00:51:16,218 Um... yeah. 1310 00:51:19,832 --> 00:51:21,060 Uh, you about ready to go? 1311 00:51:21,134 --> 00:51:22,294 Because I think I'd really like to get out of here. 1312 00:51:22,368 --> 00:51:23,392 Like right now. 1313 00:51:25,371 --> 00:51:26,338 Cindy! 1314 00:51:26,406 --> 00:51:27,373 I'm coming. 1315 00:51:28,775 --> 00:51:30,766 Please. Please, Cindy. 1316 00:51:30,843 --> 00:51:32,834 Look, I'm sorry I yelled at you. 1317 00:51:32,912 --> 00:51:35,437 For reasons I can't explain right now, 1318 00:51:35,515 --> 00:51:38,279 I need you to come out of the bathroom. 1319 00:51:38,351 --> 00:51:39,375 Come out. 1320 00:51:42,522 --> 00:51:43,682 Oh, my God. 1321 00:51:43,756 --> 00:51:46,088 You look like you're about to throw up or something. 1322 00:51:47,393 --> 00:51:50,226 I know. I look terrible. 1323 00:51:50,296 --> 00:51:51,422 No, no, that's not what I meant. 1324 00:51:51,497 --> 00:51:52,930 I mean, look, so what, you ate a chili. 1325 00:51:52,999 --> 00:51:54,466 It's no big deal. 1326 00:51:54,534 --> 00:51:55,796 Yeah, sure, you say that now, 1327 00:51:55,868 --> 00:51:58,894 but tomorrow, it's going to be another story. 1328 00:51:58,972 --> 00:52:00,701 You know, tomorrow, it's going to be, 1329 00:52:00,773 --> 00:52:02,365 Oh, no, there's that chili girl 1330 00:52:02,442 --> 00:52:03,568 calling me again." 1331 00:52:03,643 --> 00:52:05,702 Come on. You don't know that's going to happen. 1332 00:52:06,980 --> 00:52:10,074 [Blows Nose] 1333 00:52:10,149 --> 00:52:11,741 Eww. 1334 00:52:11,818 --> 00:52:15,049 I just wanted everything to be perfect. 1335 00:52:15,121 --> 00:52:18,249 Because, Jack, I really think you're the most... 1336 00:52:22,128 --> 00:52:24,028 I just think you're so... 1337 00:52:24,097 --> 00:52:26,964 What? What? 1338 00:52:27,033 --> 00:52:30,730 I just think you're a really nice person, Jack. 1339 00:52:30,803 --> 00:52:32,566 You think I'm nice? 1340 00:52:32,638 --> 00:52:34,469 You are nice. 1341 00:52:34,540 --> 00:52:35,564 Remember last night 1342 00:52:35,641 --> 00:52:39,168 when I got the nosebleed at the party? 1343 00:52:39,245 --> 00:52:41,475 You know, most guys wouldn't even look at me 1344 00:52:41,547 --> 00:52:44,277 after something like that. 1345 00:52:44,350 --> 00:52:46,147 Most guys. 1346 00:52:46,219 --> 00:52:47,914 Uh, why don't we... why don't we take this outside? 1347 00:52:47,987 --> 00:52:48,919 What? 1348 00:52:48,988 --> 00:52:50,455 Let's just talk, but outside. 1349 00:52:50,523 --> 00:52:51,717 Oh, OK. 1350 00:52:51,791 --> 00:52:53,816 Not in... no, here, wait a minute. 1351 00:52:55,395 --> 00:52:56,327 No, no, no, no, this way. 1352 00:52:56,396 --> 00:52:57,385 I paid the check already. 1353 00:52:57,463 --> 00:52:59,328 I got your coat, your gloves. 1354 00:52:59,399 --> 00:53:00,331 [Crash] 1355 00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,061 Ow! 1356 00:53:02,201 --> 00:53:04,965 ? She's got Bette Davis eyes? 1357 00:53:05,038 --> 00:53:08,565 ? She'll take a tumble on you? 1358 00:53:08,641 --> 00:53:12,133 ? Throw you like you were dice?? 1359 00:53:12,211 --> 00:53:14,076 Hey, guys. 1360 00:53:17,283 --> 00:53:19,274 Here we go. Whoop... 1361 00:53:19,352 --> 00:53:20,785 This is yours. 1362 00:53:20,853 --> 00:53:22,286 Can you tell I'm a professional? 1363 00:53:22,355 --> 00:53:23,287 Cheers. 1364 00:53:23,356 --> 00:53:24,789 Bartender: Happy New Year. 1365 00:53:24,857 --> 00:53:26,825 '82, rock on. 1366 00:53:28,494 --> 00:53:30,621 Ah, that's really good. 1367 00:53:30,696 --> 00:53:34,598 So, no. The answer to the unspoken question. 1368 00:53:34,667 --> 00:53:36,760 I won't be serving Mai Tais my whole life. 1369 00:53:36,836 --> 00:53:39,600 Tell me about it. I'm a secretary. 1370 00:53:39,672 --> 00:53:42,163 That's nothing. I'm a waitress. 1371 00:53:42,241 --> 00:53:43,173 That's great. 1372 00:53:43,242 --> 00:53:44,971 What would you rather be doing? 1373 00:53:45,044 --> 00:53:48,810 Um... well, I'm in my third year of law school. 1374 00:53:48,881 --> 00:53:50,439 Law school? 1375 00:53:51,818 --> 00:53:52,785 You're kidding. 1376 00:53:52,852 --> 00:53:54,513 Bridget: You mean you're not an artist? 1377 00:53:54,587 --> 00:53:56,020 No. As a matter of fact, I'm not kidding. 1378 00:53:56,089 --> 00:53:58,557 My dad's a lawyer, and turns out 1379 00:53:58,624 --> 00:54:00,683 I picked up a little bit of a knack for the thing 1380 00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,057 off the old man, and... 1381 00:54:02,128 --> 00:54:04,460 I mean, that's only what I wanna do short term 1382 00:54:04,530 --> 00:54:06,691 before I get out and play the market full-time. 1383 00:54:06,766 --> 00:54:09,496 That and buying and selling converted co-op properties. 1384 00:54:09,569 --> 00:54:11,560 Condos is something that I'm gonna get into. 1385 00:54:11,637 --> 00:54:12,797 You know, you gotta ride this wave. 1386 00:54:12,872 --> 00:54:14,032 This is Reaganomics. 1387 00:54:14,107 --> 00:54:16,234 This is the time to invest, prime the pump. 1388 00:54:16,309 --> 00:54:17,867 I'm kind of nervous. Can you tell? 1389 00:54:17,944 --> 00:54:19,070 It's the first time 1390 00:54:19,145 --> 00:54:20,407 I've ever been on a date with 2 girls. 1391 00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:21,412 It's kind of cool. 1392 00:54:21,481 --> 00:54:22,573 Do you guys like to dance, 1393 00:54:22,648 --> 00:54:23,706 or do you like Devo or what? 1394 00:54:23,783 --> 00:54:25,580 You know what? I mean, those outfits 1395 00:54:25,651 --> 00:54:27,084 really feature you guys well. 1396 00:54:27,153 --> 00:54:28,085 They're really sexy. 1397 00:54:28,154 --> 00:54:29,587 My clothes and those clothes 1398 00:54:29,655 --> 00:54:30,713 would look good on my floor. 1399 00:54:30,790 --> 00:54:32,553 Seriously. 1400 00:54:32,625 --> 00:54:33,614 By the way, 1401 00:54:33,693 --> 00:54:34,819 how do you like your eggs in the morning? 1402 00:54:34,894 --> 00:54:36,020 Scrambled or fertilized? 1403 00:54:36,095 --> 00:54:37,323 No. I'm kidding. That's a joke. 1404 00:54:37,396 --> 00:54:39,421 [Punk Music Blares] 1405 00:54:39,499 --> 00:54:40,830 I can't believe I'm letting you 1406 00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:43,130 drag me back into this skank pit. 1407 00:54:43,202 --> 00:54:45,136 I'm gonna go find Tony. 1408 00:54:45,204 --> 00:54:46,330 Yeah, OK. 1409 00:54:54,447 --> 00:54:55,414 All right. 1410 00:54:55,481 --> 00:54:59,042 I can't believe you let him French you. 1411 00:54:59,118 --> 00:55:01,052 Will you grow up already? 1412 00:55:03,723 --> 00:55:06,658 [Boogie Wonderland Plays] 1413 00:55:15,868 --> 00:55:17,062 Hey! Hey! 1414 00:55:17,136 --> 00:55:19,570 I thought you were giving that package to your friend. 1415 00:55:19,639 --> 00:55:21,573 Yeah. He went to a party on Avenue D. 1416 00:55:21,641 --> 00:55:23,575 We have to go meet him there. 1417 00:55:23,643 --> 00:55:24,575 - What? - Cool. 1418 00:55:24,644 --> 00:55:25,576 Wanna dance? 1419 00:55:25,645 --> 00:55:26,577 Yeah. Sure. 1420 00:55:26,646 --> 00:55:29,080 Did you say D, D like dog? 1421 00:55:39,658 --> 00:55:40,454 Whoo! 1422 00:55:41,793 --> 00:55:42,817 [Burp] 1423 00:55:43,896 --> 00:55:45,386 I'm getting out of here. 1424 00:55:45,464 --> 00:55:46,624 Val! Val! 1425 00:55:46,698 --> 00:55:48,097 ? Find romance? 1426 00:55:48,166 --> 00:55:49,190 Val! 1427 00:55:49,268 --> 00:55:52,726 ? Start the dance? 1428 00:55:52,804 --> 00:55:55,534 ? Find romance? 1429 00:55:55,607 --> 00:55:56,631 Val! 1430 00:55:56,708 --> 00:55:58,107 Val! 1431 00:55:58,176 --> 00:55:59,370 Val! 1432 00:56:16,361 --> 00:56:19,728 ? In boogie wonderland? 1433 00:56:19,798 --> 00:56:22,062 ? Boogie wonderland? 1434 00:56:23,335 --> 00:56:25,360 ? You say your prayers? 1435 00:56:25,437 --> 00:56:28,235 ? And don't, you don't care? 1436 00:56:28,307 --> 00:56:32,073 ? You dance and shake your hands? 1437 00:56:32,144 --> 00:56:34,806 ? In boogie wonderland? 1438 00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:38,077 ? Boogie wonderland?? 1439 00:56:40,752 --> 00:56:45,689 I mean, we're not talking physical oddity here, right? 1440 00:56:45,757 --> 00:56:48,692 I mean, the dimensions that we're speaking of, 1441 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:51,593 they're well within the standard range 1442 00:56:51,663 --> 00:56:53,824 of normal human proportions. 1443 00:56:53,899 --> 00:56:55,298 It's not that. 1444 00:56:55,367 --> 00:56:57,801 Oh, the time I fell asleep. 1445 00:56:57,869 --> 00:57:00,030 Woman, I was tired. 1446 00:57:00,105 --> 00:57:02,130 I mean, I'm only human, for Christ's sake. 1447 00:57:02,207 --> 00:57:04,038 It wasn't that either, OK? 1448 00:57:04,109 --> 00:57:06,202 Well, what then? 1449 00:57:06,278 --> 00:57:10,339 What was so horrible that you never even gave me a chance? 1450 00:57:10,415 --> 00:57:13,350 I mean, a person can make progress, you know. 1451 00:57:13,418 --> 00:57:14,942 I mean, there's techniques you can learn 1452 00:57:15,020 --> 00:57:16,578 and books you can buy. 1453 00:57:16,655 --> 00:57:18,555 No. I don't think that would've helped. 1454 00:57:18,624 --> 00:57:22,390 So I'm hopeless? That's it. I'm hopeless. 1455 00:57:22,461 --> 00:57:24,053 You still have your work. 1456 00:57:24,129 --> 00:57:27,724 Oh! My work! My work! 1457 00:57:27,799 --> 00:57:29,528 Of course. Thank you. 1458 00:57:29,601 --> 00:57:33,128 Thank you. I feel fantastic now. 1459 00:57:33,205 --> 00:57:38,268 Eric, look, some things just can't be helped, you know? 1460 00:57:38,343 --> 00:57:40,174 Yep. I understand. 1461 00:57:40,245 --> 00:57:42,645 You bring me over here, and you tell me 1462 00:57:42,714 --> 00:57:44,341 I'm the worst lover you ever had. 1463 00:57:44,416 --> 00:57:46,577 And now you tell me it can't be helped. 1464 00:57:46,652 --> 00:57:50,520 Look, I'm sorry that what's-her-face dumped you. 1465 00:57:50,589 --> 00:57:52,318 OK? And I'm sorry 1466 00:57:52,391 --> 00:57:54,518 that you're so bad in bed. I really am. 1467 00:57:54,593 --> 00:57:56,026 But most of all, I'm sorry 1468 00:57:56,094 --> 00:57:58,494 that I decided to throw this atrocity, 1469 00:57:58,563 --> 00:58:01,498 this nightmarish ordeal of a New Year's party 1470 00:58:01,566 --> 00:58:02,965 because this is breaking me, Eric. 1471 00:58:03,035 --> 00:58:05,663 Do you understand me? This party is breaking me. 1472 00:58:05,737 --> 00:58:07,034 Nnhh! 1473 00:58:09,608 --> 00:58:11,337 You don't have to get so emotional. 1474 00:58:11,410 --> 00:58:13,537 I mean, it's not that bad. 1475 00:58:13,612 --> 00:58:15,045 It's not that bad? 1476 00:58:16,782 --> 00:58:19,080 It's not that bad? 1477 00:58:19,151 --> 00:58:23,554 Eric, we are standing here with one hostess 1478 00:58:23,622 --> 00:58:26,614 who's on the verge of hysteria 1479 00:58:26,692 --> 00:58:31,629 and one guest... one guest... who spent the entire evening 1480 00:58:31,697 --> 00:58:33,892 coming to terms with his sexual problems, OK? 1481 00:58:33,965 --> 00:58:36,058 That's it! That's my party! 1482 00:58:36,134 --> 00:58:38,227 Happy fucking New Year! 1483 00:58:41,073 --> 00:58:41,869 How could I have been so stupid? 1484 00:58:41,940 --> 00:58:42,907 Wait up. 1485 00:58:42,974 --> 00:58:43,941 Of course Ellie's gonna show up tonight, 1486 00:58:44,009 --> 00:58:44,907 given that it's the worst possible thing 1487 00:58:44,976 --> 00:58:46,671 that could happen. 1488 00:58:46,745 --> 00:58:48,110 I'm never gonna forgive you for this, Lucy. 1489 00:58:48,180 --> 00:58:49,545 It's not my fault your girlfriend caught us 1490 00:58:49,614 --> 00:58:50,911 making out in a bathroom stall. 1491 00:58:50,982 --> 00:58:52,108 You know, I didn't hear any complaints 1492 00:58:52,184 --> 00:58:53,276 when your hands were up my dress! 1493 00:58:53,351 --> 00:58:54,443 You know, this is a big joke to you, 1494 00:58:54,519 --> 00:58:56,578 but this is my life. You don't understand. 1495 00:58:56,655 --> 00:58:58,122 You should be thanking me for helping you 1496 00:58:58,190 --> 00:59:00,090 sever a totally unhealthy relationship. 1497 00:59:00,158 --> 00:59:01,147 Thanking you? My life 1498 00:59:01,226 --> 00:59:02,625 is totally screwed up now because of you. 1499 00:59:02,694 --> 00:59:05,629 Your life has been totally dark, evil, and nihilistic 1500 00:59:05,697 --> 00:59:06,857 since the day I met you! 1501 00:59:06,932 --> 00:59:07,864 It never gets any better. 1502 00:59:07,933 --> 00:59:09,093 You're so depressed, Kevin. 1503 00:59:09,167 --> 00:59:10,634 The only reason I keep you around as my friend 1504 00:59:10,702 --> 00:59:12,135 is because you make my life look great 1505 00:59:12,204 --> 00:59:13,136 by comparison. 1506 00:59:13,205 --> 00:59:14,763 Oh, thank you. What a humanitarian! 1507 00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:15,932 Your life's a rose! 1508 00:59:16,007 --> 00:59:17,406 Maybe I should leave. 1509 00:59:19,111 --> 00:59:21,375 Maybe you should! 1510 00:59:22,547 --> 00:59:24,708 Where you going? 1511 00:59:24,783 --> 00:59:27,343 To find that bartender. 1512 00:59:27,419 --> 00:59:29,011 The bartender? Well, that's just perfect. 1513 00:59:29,087 --> 00:59:29,849 Give him my regards. 1514 00:59:29,921 --> 00:59:31,821 I will. Fuck you! 1515 00:59:31,890 --> 00:59:33,551 Fuck you! 1516 00:59:33,625 --> 00:59:34,717 Just remember, I was the one 1517 00:59:34,793 --> 00:59:37,819 that wanted to stay home tonight, Lucy. 1518 00:59:53,845 --> 00:59:54,777 Oh! 1519 00:59:54,846 --> 00:59:56,279 Jack, what are you doing? 1520 00:59:56,348 --> 00:59:57,747 Nothing. I just, uh... 1521 00:59:58,817 --> 01:00:00,375 Mm... 1522 01:00:07,058 --> 01:00:08,525 Mm. [Giggles] 1523 01:00:17,202 --> 01:00:18,999 Hey, you OK over there? 1524 01:00:19,070 --> 01:00:21,095 Wow... 1525 01:00:21,173 --> 01:00:22,435 OK, let's go now. 1526 01:00:22,507 --> 01:00:23,371 Oh. 1527 01:00:23,441 --> 01:00:25,932 I guess I was wrong about tonight 1528 01:00:26,011 --> 01:00:27,672 turning out to be so terrible. 1529 01:00:27,746 --> 01:00:29,907 Yeah. Maybe. But let's just go to the party, OK? 1530 01:00:29,981 --> 01:00:31,414 No. Jack, I mean, 1531 01:00:31,483 --> 01:00:33,917 I think I'm falling in love with you. 1532 01:00:33,985 --> 01:00:34,974 What? 1533 01:00:35,053 --> 01:00:38,716 I mean, I... I think I'm in love with you. 1534 01:00:38,790 --> 01:00:41,020 Oh... not again. 1535 01:00:41,092 --> 01:00:42,457 What do you mean not again? 1536 01:00:42,527 --> 01:00:44,290 Look, don't do this, OK? Just don't do this. 1537 01:00:44,362 --> 01:00:45,624 You don't even know me. 1538 01:00:45,697 --> 01:00:49,133 But I like you, and I thought you liked me. 1539 01:00:49,201 --> 01:00:50,964 Yeah. I do like you. I like you a lot. 1540 01:00:51,036 --> 01:00:53,470 But I like a lot of people. See? 1541 01:00:55,540 --> 01:00:56,837 Yeah, I see. 1542 01:00:56,908 --> 01:00:58,603 Oh, come on, don't be like that. Look, Cheryl... 1543 01:00:58,677 --> 01:01:00,201 Cindy! 1544 01:01:00,278 --> 01:01:03,475 My name is Cindy! 1545 01:01:03,548 --> 01:01:04,708 Right. I know. I'm sorry. 1546 01:01:04,783 --> 01:01:05,943 Who's Cheryl? 1547 01:01:06,017 --> 01:01:08,451 She's... wh... th... it doesn't matter. 1548 01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:10,249 You're in love with this Cheryl person? 1549 01:01:10,322 --> 01:01:12,256 No! No. I'm not in love with anybody. 1550 01:01:12,324 --> 01:01:15,259 That's the point. The whole topic makes me uncomfortable. 1551 01:01:15,327 --> 01:01:16,760 Look, let's just forget everything, 1552 01:01:16,828 --> 01:01:18,762 and we'll go to the party. OK? Come on. 1553 01:01:18,830 --> 01:01:19,922 Go to the party with me. 1554 01:01:19,998 --> 01:01:21,090 Be careful on the ice. 1555 01:01:21,166 --> 01:01:22,758 I wouldn't go to that party with you 1556 01:01:22,834 --> 01:01:24,699 if you were the last man on Earth. 1557 01:01:24,769 --> 01:01:25,929 Come on, don't do this, Cindy. 1558 01:01:26,004 --> 01:01:27,528 Oh, go to hell! Aah! 1559 01:01:27,606 --> 01:01:30,734 Aah, aah, oh, God. 1560 01:01:30,809 --> 01:01:32,538 Oh, my God! 1561 01:01:32,611 --> 01:01:34,943 Oh... God! 1562 01:01:35,013 --> 01:01:36,105 You all right? 1563 01:01:36,181 --> 01:01:40,049 No! I think I landed in a big pile of dog shit! 1564 01:01:40,118 --> 01:01:41,346 Eww! 1565 01:01:41,419 --> 01:01:42,443 Eww! 1566 01:01:45,156 --> 01:01:47,090 Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed. 1567 01:01:47,158 --> 01:01:48,591 It's not that bad. Really. 1568 01:01:48,660 --> 01:01:50,389 It's not that bad. 1569 01:01:50,462 --> 01:01:52,953 Oh, leave me alone! 1570 01:01:53,031 --> 01:01:55,090 Jesus, I hate you. 1571 01:01:55,166 --> 01:01:57,100 You're just such a big phony! 1572 01:01:57,168 --> 01:01:59,602 It's like you're not nice at all! 1573 01:01:59,671 --> 01:02:00,899 I never said I was nice. 1574 01:02:00,972 --> 01:02:02,030 You're the one who kept going on all night 1575 01:02:02,107 --> 01:02:03,233 about how nice I was. 1576 01:02:03,308 --> 01:02:05,640 Oh, you're so conceited! 1577 01:02:05,710 --> 01:02:06,904 What are you talking about? 1578 01:02:06,978 --> 01:02:08,809 You think I haven't noticed? 1579 01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:12,407 I mean, ever since you found out I was a virgin 1580 01:02:12,484 --> 01:02:13,849 before last night, 1581 01:02:13,919 --> 01:02:16,410 you've been hounding me for a reason why. 1582 01:02:16,488 --> 01:02:18,149 Why did I choose you? 1583 01:02:18,223 --> 01:02:20,157 What was it about you? You, you, you! 1584 01:02:20,225 --> 01:02:21,624 That's all you care about! 1585 01:02:21,693 --> 01:02:23,126 I was curious. 1586 01:02:23,194 --> 01:02:27,290 Listen, you think there was something special about you? 1587 01:02:27,365 --> 01:02:31,096 Well, guess what? It could've been anybody. 1588 01:02:31,169 --> 01:02:32,466 Yeah, that's right. 1589 01:02:32,537 --> 01:02:33,868 You were just there. 1590 01:02:33,939 --> 01:02:36,134 I would have gone home with anybody last night. 1591 01:02:36,207 --> 01:02:38,641 I just wanted to get it over with. 1592 01:02:38,710 --> 01:02:40,143 It could've been anybody! 1593 01:02:40,211 --> 01:02:41,872 OK, date's over. Look, why don't we 1594 01:02:41,947 --> 01:02:43,380 just end this date right here, OK? 1595 01:02:43,448 --> 01:02:44,415 That's fine with me. 1596 01:02:44,482 --> 01:02:45,471 We'll both go home, and if we're lucky, 1597 01:02:45,550 --> 01:02:46,642 we'll never have to see each other again. 1598 01:02:46,718 --> 01:02:47,650 Sounds perfect. 1599 01:02:47,719 --> 01:02:48,879 Great. Wanna share a cab? 1600 01:02:48,954 --> 01:02:49,886 Fine! 1601 01:02:49,955 --> 01:02:50,887 Fine. 1602 01:02:53,458 --> 01:02:55,892 I bet that Cheryl person hates you, too. 1603 01:02:55,961 --> 01:02:57,895 Yeah. Her and every other woman in New York. 1604 01:02:57,963 --> 01:02:59,555 Taxi! 1605 01:02:59,764 --> 01:03:03,393 So common, so typical, so similar! 1606 01:03:03,468 --> 01:03:06,130 You men are so similar in your mediocrity. 1607 01:03:06,204 --> 01:03:08,195 You're like a pack of Philistines! 1608 01:03:08,273 --> 01:03:11,106 These matches are disappointing me! 1609 01:03:11,176 --> 01:03:12,609 Here you go, baby. 1610 01:03:12,677 --> 01:03:15,612 I can't be babied, but thank you. 1611 01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:16,612 You see what I did? 1612 01:03:16,681 --> 01:03:18,116 I said thank you. That's courtesy. 1613 01:03:18,249 --> 01:03:20,717 And courtesy and manners are what women know. 1614 01:03:20,785 --> 01:03:22,412 Men, you get into a relationship, 1615 01:03:22,487 --> 01:03:24,079 and the woman is so willing 1616 01:03:24,155 --> 01:03:26,919 to sublimate her needs to guide her man 1617 01:03:26,991 --> 01:03:30,222 through the important signposts of life, lovingly. 1618 01:03:30,294 --> 01:03:31,727 Very lovingly. 1619 01:03:31,796 --> 01:03:34,663 And then you turn your back for 24 hours 1620 01:03:34,732 --> 01:03:36,666 and you go into a public restroom, 1621 01:03:36,734 --> 01:03:39,760 and there he is, making out with another woman! 1622 01:03:39,837 --> 01:03:41,498 Do you see what I'm saying? 1623 01:03:41,572 --> 01:03:42,698 Oh, I feel you. 1624 01:03:42,773 --> 01:03:45,833 And who do I have to blame? I have myself to blame 1625 01:03:45,910 --> 01:03:48,344 because I've dated enough narcissistically neurotic men 1626 01:03:48,412 --> 01:03:52,371 to know that you are all just a pack of roaming babies 1627 01:03:52,450 --> 01:03:54,145 in search of a giant teat 1628 01:03:54,218 --> 01:03:57,119 from which to suck the life blood out of me 1629 01:03:57,188 --> 01:03:58,849 until I'm a hollow shell. 1630 01:04:00,591 --> 01:04:01,523 What? 1631 01:04:01,592 --> 01:04:03,389 Well, baby, all this talk about teats 1632 01:04:03,461 --> 01:04:05,122 just made me think I should say something. 1633 01:04:05,196 --> 01:04:07,130 Uh, I'm sensing a lot of hostility 1634 01:04:07,198 --> 01:04:08,392 coming from the back seat. 1635 01:04:08,466 --> 01:04:10,627 Oh, really? That's very astute. 1636 01:04:10,701 --> 01:04:11,861 Well, that's not good for me, man. 1637 01:04:11,936 --> 01:04:13,369 That kind of energy 1638 01:04:13,437 --> 01:04:15,405 damages the plush interior of my cab, right? 1639 01:04:15,473 --> 01:04:18,135 And you're blowing a $5.00 high, mama. 1640 01:04:18,209 --> 01:04:19,676 You need to find yourself a man 1641 01:04:19,744 --> 01:04:21,871 who's secure enough to appreciate you 1642 01:04:21,946 --> 01:04:24,506 for the superior woman that you are. 1643 01:04:24,582 --> 01:04:25,913 I like a strong woman. 1644 01:04:25,983 --> 01:04:27,644 Oh... yeah. Mm-hmm. 1645 01:04:27,718 --> 01:04:29,583 And you are a strong woman. 1646 01:04:29,654 --> 01:04:31,918 If I was you, I would pull over with me 1647 01:04:31,989 --> 01:04:33,422 and celebrate our strength together. 1648 01:04:33,491 --> 01:04:35,789 What do you think about that, baby? 1649 01:04:35,860 --> 01:04:37,293 This corner's great. 1650 01:04:37,361 --> 01:04:39,693 This corner's fantastic for me. 1651 01:04:39,764 --> 01:04:41,163 Well, let's do that. I didn't know you wanted 1652 01:04:41,232 --> 01:04:43,097 to pull over so soon, but I'll tell you what, 1653 01:04:43,167 --> 01:04:44,725 do you wanna make slow, passionate love, 1654 01:04:44,802 --> 01:04:46,167 or should I leave the meter running? 1655 01:04:46,237 --> 01:04:47,727 Baby? Baby? 1656 01:04:48,940 --> 01:04:50,805 Baby actually left. 1657 01:04:50,875 --> 01:04:53,343 Mm, mm, mm. 1658 01:04:53,411 --> 01:04:56,005 Now, let me see. Did I smile? 1659 01:04:57,381 --> 01:04:59,281 I must not have smiled. That's what it was. 1660 01:04:59,350 --> 01:05:01,375 Bridget: That was a total waste of time. 1661 01:05:01,452 --> 01:05:04,387 Really, law school. That is so yuppie. 1662 01:05:04,455 --> 01:05:05,547 Do you believe him going on 1663 01:05:05,623 --> 01:05:06,715 about real estate all night? 1664 01:05:06,791 --> 01:05:07,951 What is it with guys 1665 01:05:08,025 --> 01:05:09,390 where they think you give a shit about their stuff? 1666 01:05:09,460 --> 01:05:10,484 Oh! There he is. 1667 01:05:11,896 --> 01:05:14,831 Bridget: You think this is too mean ditching him this way? 1668 01:05:17,568 --> 01:05:21,004 Caitlyn: Please, the law school thing is bad enough, 1669 01:05:21,072 --> 01:05:23,939 but what's with the cowboy shirt and the gladiator hair? 1670 01:05:24,008 --> 01:05:25,475 Bridget: Really. 1671 01:05:25,543 --> 01:05:28,068 Oh, and you might want to try a new approach. 1672 01:05:28,145 --> 01:05:29,544 This whole thing with the matchbooks 1673 01:05:29,614 --> 01:05:30,603 is so predictable. 1674 01:05:30,681 --> 01:05:32,581 What do you expect? I'm under a deadline. 1675 01:05:32,650 --> 01:05:34,413 What time is it anyway? 1676 01:05:35,486 --> 01:05:36,919 Oh, my God. 1677 01:05:36,988 --> 01:05:37,920 - What? - We've got an hour. 1678 01:05:37,989 --> 01:05:39,422 An hour? Are you serious? 1679 01:05:39,490 --> 01:05:40,422 Come on! 1680 01:05:40,491 --> 01:05:41,389 Wait a minute. 1681 01:05:44,462 --> 01:05:45,895 The last thing... 1682 01:05:45,963 --> 01:05:47,430 The last day of 1981. 1683 01:05:47,498 --> 01:05:49,363 ? I don't care? 1684 01:05:51,535 --> 01:05:52,524 ? I don't care? 1685 01:05:52,603 --> 01:05:54,628 ? We don't care? 1686 01:05:54,705 --> 01:05:56,229 ? I don't care? 1687 01:05:56,307 --> 01:05:58,207 ? About this world? 1688 01:05:58,276 --> 01:05:59,538 ? I don't care? 1689 01:05:59,610 --> 01:06:01,976 ? About that girl? 1690 01:06:02,046 --> 01:06:03,707 ? I don't care?? 1691 01:06:21,365 --> 01:06:23,390 [Moans] 1692 01:06:23,467 --> 01:06:26,630 Eric: Oh, yeah. That's good. 1693 01:06:26,704 --> 01:06:28,399 Oh, that's so good. 1694 01:06:28,472 --> 01:06:29,905 [Monica Whimpers] 1695 01:06:29,974 --> 01:06:31,908 You see, it's all in the technique. 1696 01:06:31,976 --> 01:06:35,742 Most people, they underestimate the importance 1697 01:06:35,813 --> 01:06:37,405 of the rotational thrust. 1698 01:06:38,983 --> 01:06:40,610 Eric, you're hurting my skin. 1699 01:06:40,685 --> 01:06:42,346 Well, that's just great! 1700 01:06:42,420 --> 01:06:43,352 Ow! 1701 01:06:43,421 --> 01:06:44,854 You know, I don't think I'm the one 1702 01:06:44,922 --> 01:06:46,082 with the problem here, Monica. 1703 01:06:46,157 --> 01:06:47,215 I think it's you. 1704 01:06:47,291 --> 01:06:49,020 I think you're blaming me for being bad in bed 1705 01:06:49,093 --> 01:06:51,857 because you're clearly stunted in some way physically. 1706 01:06:51,929 --> 01:06:54,420 It's not my fault you're an emotional cripple. 1707 01:06:54,498 --> 01:06:57,331 Well, that's so typical of a woman. 1708 01:06:57,401 --> 01:07:00,393 It's all about emotions and intimacy... 1709 01:07:00,471 --> 01:07:03,872 and feelings and all that vague ambiguous bullshit! 1710 01:07:03,941 --> 01:07:06,273 It's sex. That's it! 1711 01:07:06,344 --> 01:07:09,040 Two people in a bed getting off! 1712 01:07:09,113 --> 01:07:13,015 Not some ethereal thing out there to embrace humanity. 1713 01:07:13,084 --> 01:07:16,144 Look, you wanted to know why you were bad in bed, 1714 01:07:16,220 --> 01:07:17,346 and I told you. 1715 01:07:17,421 --> 01:07:18,945 You don't have to bite my head off 1716 01:07:19,023 --> 01:07:20,422 just because you're inadequate. 1717 01:07:20,491 --> 01:07:22,721 Oh, now I'm inadequate. 1718 01:07:22,793 --> 01:07:23,725 Mm-hmm. 1719 01:07:23,794 --> 01:07:25,193 You think I'm inadequate? 1720 01:07:25,262 --> 01:07:26,320 Yeah. 1721 01:07:26,397 --> 01:07:29,730 Well, you just take that god-awful dress off, 1722 01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:31,529 and I'll show you who's adequate, honey. 1723 01:07:33,871 --> 01:07:35,270 What are you doing? 1724 01:07:35,339 --> 01:07:38,035 I'm gonna prove you wrong. That's right. 1725 01:07:38,109 --> 01:07:41,340 I'm gonna have you on your hands and knees 1726 01:07:41,412 --> 01:07:44,381 begging for mercy. 1727 01:07:44,448 --> 01:07:45,642 [Grunts] 1728 01:07:45,716 --> 01:07:47,240 Oh, my God! 1729 01:07:47,318 --> 01:07:49,752 Are you insane? 1730 01:07:53,057 --> 01:07:56,356 Jesus, there's nobody here yet? 1731 01:07:56,427 --> 01:07:58,418 Uh, Eric's here. 1732 01:07:58,496 --> 01:08:01,465 Eric, right. Hi. 1733 01:08:01,532 --> 01:08:02,965 Hi, I'm Hillary. 1734 01:08:03,033 --> 01:08:06,366 I just love your flowers. 1735 01:08:06,437 --> 01:08:07,369 My what? 1736 01:08:07,438 --> 01:08:10,066 Your, you know, your flowers. 1737 01:08:13,944 --> 01:08:16,742 Jesus, you scared me half to death. 1738 01:08:18,449 --> 01:08:20,007 Wanna beer? 1739 01:08:20,084 --> 01:08:22,882 What are you still doing with that package? 1740 01:08:22,953 --> 01:08:25,387 I thought we were getting out of here already. 1741 01:08:25,456 --> 01:08:26,889 Yeah, well, Tony's not here yet, 1742 01:08:26,957 --> 01:08:29,892 so we'll just stick around and see if he shows up. 1743 01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:30,892 Great. 1744 01:08:30,961 --> 01:08:33,896 Man, that's a cool party, huh? 1745 01:08:33,964 --> 01:08:36,194 It's retarded. I wanna leave. 1746 01:08:36,267 --> 01:08:38,895 Oh, yeah? Well, where do you want to go? 1747 01:08:38,969 --> 01:08:41,130 Ronkonkoma. 1748 01:08:41,205 --> 01:08:42,331 What? 1749 01:08:42,406 --> 01:08:44,169 You know, Ronkonkoma. 1750 01:08:44,241 --> 01:08:46,675 Yeah, well, it's on Long Island. 1751 01:08:46,744 --> 01:08:48,177 Long Island, huh? 1752 01:08:48,245 --> 01:08:50,645 I'm from Jersey. 1753 01:08:50,714 --> 01:08:52,614 Congratulations. 1754 01:08:52,683 --> 01:08:53,615 Yeah. 1755 01:08:55,486 --> 01:08:57,920 So, uh, can I ask you a question? 1756 01:08:57,988 --> 01:08:59,421 It's a free country. 1757 01:08:59,490 --> 01:09:00,923 Well, did Val say something to you about me? 1758 01:09:00,991 --> 01:09:02,891 Because I thought we were really hitting if off there 1759 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:03,949 for a while. 1760 01:09:04,028 --> 01:09:05,928 I mean, it felt like she really liked me, 1761 01:09:05,996 --> 01:09:10,262 you know, and, now she's in there making out with Dave, 1762 01:09:10,334 --> 01:09:12,427 and I'm just wondering, I mean, 1763 01:09:12,503 --> 01:09:14,937 did I do something to offend her? 1764 01:09:16,340 --> 01:09:17,773 You know how it is. 1765 01:09:20,244 --> 01:09:21,438 Yeah. 1766 01:09:21,512 --> 01:09:23,446 It's like when I first met Val, though, you know, 1767 01:09:23,514 --> 01:09:25,573 I was like... whoa! This is the one! 1768 01:09:25,649 --> 01:09:27,947 This is the one. Because the thing with Val is, 1769 01:09:28,018 --> 01:09:29,246 you know, she's different. 1770 01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:32,289 I mean, she's just like this little girl, 1771 01:09:32,356 --> 01:09:33,380 and l, you know, 1772 01:09:33,457 --> 01:09:34,822 I wanted to, like, I wanted to get near her, 1773 01:09:34,892 --> 01:09:36,120 and I wanted to be with her, 1774 01:09:36,193 --> 01:09:39,162 you know, her big eyes, her big, round head, you know. 1775 01:09:39,230 --> 01:09:42,393 I just thought maybe, you know, I was falling in... 1776 01:09:42,466 --> 01:09:44,400 I mean, you know, maybe this is... 1777 01:09:45,603 --> 01:09:47,901 I don't know. I mean... 1778 01:09:47,972 --> 01:09:50,566 All right, you probably think it's really jerky, huh? 1779 01:09:50,641 --> 01:09:54,577 Sayin' somethin' 'cause I just met her. 1780 01:09:54,645 --> 01:09:56,442 Look, can I tell you something here? 1781 01:09:56,514 --> 01:09:59,881 Because this is like the worst night of my life, OK? 1782 01:09:59,950 --> 01:10:02,418 I mean, I'm standing here in a basement 1783 01:10:02,486 --> 01:10:03,680 on fucking Avenue D, 1784 01:10:03,754 --> 01:10:05,415 so I'm sorry if you're having troubles 1785 01:10:05,489 --> 01:10:07,514 finding the right girl and everything. 1786 01:10:07,591 --> 01:10:09,422 But I'm just trying to get the fuck home 1787 01:10:09,493 --> 01:10:11,290 before somebody kills me, all right? 1788 01:10:11,362 --> 01:10:14,092 All right. 1789 01:10:14,164 --> 01:10:16,098 Yeah, I can see that. Yeah. 1790 01:10:19,870 --> 01:10:21,633 ? Please? 1791 01:10:21,705 --> 01:10:24,833 ? Don't let this feeling end? 1792 01:10:24,909 --> 01:10:28,276 ? It may not come again? 1793 01:10:28,345 --> 01:10:33,942 ? And I want to remember? 1794 01:10:34,018 --> 01:10:40,582 ? How it feels to touch you? 1795 01:10:40,658 --> 01:10:45,652 ? How I feel so much? 1796 01:10:45,729 --> 01:10:52,726 ? Since I found you? 1797 01:10:52,803 --> 01:10:59,572 ? Looking through the eyes of love?? 1798 01:11:14,992 --> 01:11:17,187 I got you some flowers. 1799 01:11:21,999 --> 01:11:23,864 Uh, mind if I sit down? 1800 01:11:23,934 --> 01:11:25,299 I'm with someone. 1801 01:11:25,369 --> 01:11:26,734 Wh... 1802 01:11:26,804 --> 01:11:27,793 You're with someone? 1803 01:11:27,871 --> 01:11:29,736 You understand. 1804 01:11:29,807 --> 01:11:30,899 What, the bartender? 1805 01:11:30,974 --> 01:11:31,998 He's in the bathroom. 1806 01:11:32,075 --> 01:11:33,372 He's going to be right back. 1807 01:11:33,443 --> 01:11:35,468 You know what? You should just go home. 1808 01:11:35,546 --> 01:11:36,478 That's what you wanted to do. 1809 01:11:36,547 --> 01:11:37,775 Just go home 1810 01:11:37,848 --> 01:11:39,611 and don't worry about me, 1811 01:11:39,683 --> 01:11:42,914 'cause I'm set for the night. 1812 01:11:42,986 --> 01:11:45,113 Look, you just met this guy. 1813 01:11:45,189 --> 01:11:46,121 So? 1814 01:11:46,190 --> 01:11:47,122 So don't you think 1815 01:11:47,191 --> 01:11:48,123 it seems a little sudden 1816 01:11:48,192 --> 01:11:49,124 or something to be... 1817 01:11:49,193 --> 01:11:50,387 You are much 1818 01:11:50,460 --> 01:11:52,360 more judgmental between girlfriends. 1819 01:11:52,429 --> 01:11:54,590 - Have you ever noticed that, Kevin? - Fine. All right. 1820 01:11:54,665 --> 01:11:56,724 You want to throw yourself at some guy you just met, it's your business. 1821 01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:58,700 I'm going home. 1822 01:11:58,769 --> 01:11:59,963 Oh. 1823 01:12:01,038 --> 01:12:01,970 There. 1824 01:12:02,039 --> 01:12:03,267 Thanks. 1825 01:12:03,340 --> 01:12:04,500 OK. Look... 1826 01:12:04,575 --> 01:12:05,507 What? 1827 01:12:05,576 --> 01:12:06,508 The thing is... What l... 1828 01:12:06,577 --> 01:12:07,703 what I want to say, 1829 01:12:07,778 --> 01:12:09,712 what I'm... 1830 01:12:10,781 --> 01:12:12,112 Yes? 1831 01:12:13,350 --> 01:12:15,750 Yes, Kevin? 1832 01:12:15,819 --> 01:12:17,013 Let's do it. 1833 01:12:17,087 --> 01:12:18,019 What? 1834 01:12:18,088 --> 01:12:19,214 I think we should do it. 1835 01:12:19,289 --> 01:12:21,348 You've got to be kidding. 1836 01:12:21,425 --> 01:12:22,517 I'm serious. I think we should 1837 01:12:22,593 --> 01:12:23,617 go back to the coffee shop 1838 01:12:23,694 --> 01:12:26,561 and... just... do it. 1839 01:12:26,630 --> 01:12:27,858 What do you say? Come on. You in? 1840 01:12:27,931 --> 01:12:31,059 You know what? I can't just leave the bartender. 1841 01:12:31,134 --> 01:12:32,066 It's my birthday. 1842 01:12:32,135 --> 01:12:33,432 We're practically obligated to do it. 1843 01:12:33,503 --> 01:12:34,834 You said so yourself. 1844 01:12:34,905 --> 01:12:37,237 Come on. 1845 01:12:37,307 --> 01:12:39,434 I dare you. 1846 01:12:39,509 --> 01:12:42,376 I dare you to fuck me. 1847 01:13:07,471 --> 01:13:09,098 ? Ain't no big thing? 1848 01:13:09,172 --> 01:13:10,366 Cabbie: Mmm, mmm, mmm. 1849 01:13:10,440 --> 01:13:13,603 ? To wait for the bell to ring? 1850 01:13:13,677 --> 01:13:17,113 Deep thing. ? Tain't no big thing? 1851 01:13:17,180 --> 01:13:19,478 ? The toll of the bell?? 1852 01:13:19,549 --> 01:13:20,607 Hillary: Do you mean to tell me 1853 01:13:20,684 --> 01:13:21,912 she actually broke up with you 1854 01:13:21,985 --> 01:13:23,077 on New Year's Eve? 1855 01:13:23,153 --> 01:13:24,745 Eric: l... I was flabbergasted. 1856 01:13:24,821 --> 01:13:26,118 Well, obviously she was threatened 1857 01:13:26,189 --> 01:13:27,451 by your creativity. 1858 01:13:27,524 --> 01:13:28,855 Your work, it's so brilliant, 1859 01:13:28,926 --> 01:13:30,257 so powerful. 1860 01:13:30,327 --> 01:13:31,259 You think so? 1861 01:13:31,328 --> 01:13:32,420 Oh, absolutely. 1862 01:13:32,496 --> 01:13:35,158 What other reason could there be? 1863 01:13:35,232 --> 01:13:36,665 See, l... I've always been fascinated 1864 01:13:36,733 --> 01:13:38,257 by the female form. 1865 01:13:38,335 --> 01:13:39,267 Oh. 1866 01:13:39,336 --> 01:13:40,325 Take you, Hillary. 1867 01:13:40,404 --> 01:13:41,701 You would make a wonderful artist's model. 1868 01:13:41,772 --> 01:13:43,672 You have an almost perfect symmetry. 1869 01:13:43,740 --> 01:13:44,672 I've been working out. 1870 01:13:44,741 --> 01:13:45,935 Ohh, I can see that. 1871 01:13:46,009 --> 01:13:46,976 [Burps] 1872 01:13:47,044 --> 01:13:49,911 You really seem to understand my thrust. 1873 01:13:49,980 --> 01:13:51,914 I guess I do. 1874 01:13:51,982 --> 01:13:54,007 I can't believe I almost went home earlier. 1875 01:13:54,084 --> 01:13:55,847 I feel exactly the same way. 1876 01:13:55,919 --> 01:13:57,716 Can I get you another drink? 1877 01:13:57,788 --> 01:13:59,813 Hillary, you should come down to the studio 1878 01:13:59,890 --> 01:14:00,879 and take a look at my work 1879 01:14:00,958 --> 01:14:02,118 before my next show. 1880 01:14:02,192 --> 01:14:05,958 Really? I mean, of course. 1881 01:14:06,029 --> 01:14:06,996 Great. 1882 01:14:07,064 --> 01:14:08,998 [Both Laugh] 1883 01:14:11,335 --> 01:14:12,495 Taxi! 1884 01:14:12,569 --> 01:14:13,900 Oh, great. Just drive right past me 1885 01:14:13,971 --> 01:14:15,700 like I'm not even here. 1886 01:14:15,772 --> 01:14:16,796 Look, can I just say something? 1887 01:14:16,873 --> 01:14:18,238 I'm not speaking to you, Jack. 1888 01:14:18,308 --> 01:14:19,605 I think you'll feel a little better 1889 01:14:19,676 --> 01:14:22,770 if you hear me out. 1890 01:14:22,846 --> 01:14:24,780 Look, what happened between us last night is, like, 1891 01:14:24,848 --> 01:14:26,076 this ongoing problem with me. 1892 01:14:26,149 --> 01:14:27,275 It... lt happens all the time. 1893 01:14:27,351 --> 01:14:28,943 I meet someone, we go home together, 1894 01:14:29,019 --> 01:14:30,884 but then the next day, it's... 1895 01:14:30,954 --> 01:14:32,285 What? Next day what? 1896 01:14:32,356 --> 01:14:33,345 Well, they tell me that 1897 01:14:33,423 --> 01:14:34,412 suddenly they've developed 1898 01:14:34,491 --> 01:14:36,356 these feelings for me. 1899 01:14:36,426 --> 01:14:37,688 W-What are you saying? 1900 01:14:37,761 --> 01:14:39,456 That every woman you go home with 1901 01:14:39,529 --> 01:14:40,860 falls in love with you or something? 1902 01:14:40,931 --> 01:14:41,795 Yes. 1903 01:14:41,865 --> 01:14:43,662 It's like a curse. It never ends. 1904 01:14:43,734 --> 01:14:44,962 A woman falls in love with you 1905 01:14:45,035 --> 01:14:46,297 and you think that's a curse? 1906 01:14:46,370 --> 01:14:47,359 You have no idea. 1907 01:14:47,437 --> 01:14:49,371 No. I don't, 1908 01:14:49,439 --> 01:14:50,997 because I think you're lucky. 1909 01:14:51,074 --> 01:14:52,006 I mean, there are some people 1910 01:14:52,075 --> 01:14:53,099 who wait their entire lives 1911 01:14:53,176 --> 01:14:54,234 for somebody to tell them 1912 01:14:54,311 --> 01:14:55,573 they feel that way about them, 1913 01:14:55,645 --> 01:14:57,510 and you, you just throw it away 1914 01:14:57,581 --> 01:14:58,570 like it's nothing, 1915 01:14:58,648 --> 01:15:00,707 like it's a minor inconvenience. 1916 01:15:00,784 --> 01:15:03,810 Well, let me tell you something, Jack. 1917 01:15:03,887 --> 01:15:05,548 You are cursed, 1918 01:15:05,622 --> 01:15:07,556 just not the way you think you are. 1919 01:15:08,992 --> 01:15:10,926 Well, then how? 1920 01:15:13,063 --> 01:15:14,792 Good-bye, Jack. 1921 01:15:18,168 --> 01:15:19,157 Where you going? 1922 01:15:19,236 --> 01:15:21,170 [Whistles] 1923 01:15:21,238 --> 01:15:23,331 Taxi. 1924 01:15:23,407 --> 01:15:24,874 Cindy, wait. 1925 01:15:24,941 --> 01:15:25,873 You can't leave. 1926 01:15:25,942 --> 01:15:28,103 You got dog shit on your back. 1927 01:15:29,279 --> 01:15:31,213 Your dress. 1928 01:15:35,452 --> 01:15:37,647 Fuck me. 1929 01:15:42,259 --> 01:15:43,749 Will you hurry up? 1930 01:15:43,827 --> 01:15:45,385 There's got to be a cab around here somewhere. 1931 01:15:45,462 --> 01:15:46,827 I can't. I can't go on. 1932 01:15:46,897 --> 01:15:49,331 No, listen to me. Listen to me. 1933 01:15:49,399 --> 01:15:50,457 I'm getting to that party. 1934 01:15:50,534 --> 01:15:51,831 Do you understand me? 1935 01:15:51,902 --> 01:15:54,302 It's my only hope, thanks to you. 1936 01:15:54,371 --> 01:15:55,497 Excuse me? 1937 01:15:55,572 --> 01:15:56,539 I know it's not much, 1938 01:15:56,606 --> 01:15:58,369 but at least Eric will be there. 1939 01:15:58,442 --> 01:15:59,409 Eric? 1940 01:15:59,476 --> 01:16:01,842 Oh, you want Eric? Fine. I'll take 1941 01:16:01,912 --> 01:16:03,777 the bartender/lawyer/real estate guy. 1942 01:16:03,847 --> 01:16:05,371 Taxi. 1943 01:16:05,449 --> 01:16:06,381 Lady. 1944 01:16:06,450 --> 01:16:07,678 He's all yours. 1945 01:16:07,751 --> 01:16:10,720 Get away from that cab. 1946 01:16:10,787 --> 01:16:12,812 We have an emergency. 1947 01:16:14,124 --> 01:16:16,684 292 Great Jones Street. 1948 01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:17,784 Oh, you know, baby, 1949 01:16:17,861 --> 01:16:19,385 you better tell me that when we get moving. 1950 01:16:19,463 --> 01:16:20,521 I'm a little intoxicated. 1951 01:16:20,597 --> 01:16:22,656 It's New Year's Eve. Ha ha. 1952 01:16:22,732 --> 01:16:23,926 I can't believe that you are so hard up 1953 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,331 that you'd go for that lawyer. 1954 01:16:25,402 --> 01:16:26,391 I suppose now you want him 1955 01:16:26,470 --> 01:16:27,801 for yourself, huh? 1956 01:16:27,871 --> 01:16:29,600 You are so paranoid. 1957 01:16:29,673 --> 01:16:31,265 Or maybe you want Eric and the lawyer. 1958 01:16:31,341 --> 01:16:32,865 Is that it? 1959 01:16:32,943 --> 01:16:34,103 Hey, hey. 1960 01:16:34,177 --> 01:16:36,111 Please... Please don't touch me. 1961 01:16:36,179 --> 01:16:37,305 Too much hostility. 1962 01:16:37,380 --> 01:16:38,938 Can you just get the car to move? 1963 01:16:39,015 --> 01:16:40,346 You know, baby, in life, sometimes 1964 01:16:40,417 --> 01:16:43,352 you got to stay still to move forward. 1965 01:16:43,420 --> 01:16:45,115 What? 1966 01:16:45,188 --> 01:16:46,849 Would you like a cigarette? 1967 01:16:46,923 --> 01:16:47,912 Yeah. 1968 01:16:47,991 --> 01:16:49,151 Yeah, come on. 1969 01:16:49,226 --> 01:16:50,158 Here you go. 1970 01:16:52,028 --> 01:16:53,188 You know, this song 1971 01:16:53,263 --> 01:16:54,730 always reminds me 1972 01:16:54,798 --> 01:16:57,426 of me and my buddy Twain. 1973 01:16:57,501 --> 01:17:00,129 Twain was my best friend a few years back, 1974 01:17:00,203 --> 01:17:02,330 till we fell in love with the same girl. 1975 01:17:02,405 --> 01:17:05,169 Mmm. Pretty girl. Foxy. 1976 01:17:05,242 --> 01:17:07,642 Anyway, Twain was the smooth one. 1977 01:17:07,711 --> 01:17:09,178 You know, I was a shy little knuckle-head kid. 1978 01:17:09,246 --> 01:17:10,645 I had no Afro back then, 1979 01:17:10,714 --> 01:17:11,646 so, you know, I wasn't... 1980 01:17:11,715 --> 01:17:13,080 wasn't smooth. 1981 01:17:13,150 --> 01:17:16,415 Anyway, one night I went to a restaurant, 1982 01:17:16,486 --> 01:17:18,784 bump into Twain and the girl of my dreams 1983 01:17:18,855 --> 01:17:20,379 eating dinner. 1984 01:17:20,457 --> 01:17:21,424 I sat in the back of the restaurant 1985 01:17:21,491 --> 01:17:22,423 and watched them eat dinner 1986 01:17:22,492 --> 01:17:23,789 all goddamn night. 1987 01:17:23,860 --> 01:17:26,055 First they had a little finger food, 1988 01:17:26,129 --> 01:17:28,359 wine, cheese, the whole thing, 1989 01:17:28,431 --> 01:17:29,625 and the whole time I'm sitting over there, 1990 01:17:29,699 --> 01:17:32,691 I said, I wish that that was me. 1991 01:17:32,769 --> 01:17:34,566 Next thing I know, 1992 01:17:34,638 --> 01:17:35,764 Twain bite into a string bean 1993 01:17:35,839 --> 01:17:36,863 and choked to death 1994 01:17:36,940 --> 01:17:38,032 right in the middle 1995 01:17:38,108 --> 01:17:40,042 of the goddamn restaurant. 1996 01:17:40,110 --> 01:17:41,543 Mmm. Hmm. 1997 01:17:41,611 --> 01:17:42,737 I always thought, it could've been me. 1998 01:17:42,812 --> 01:17:44,871 It should've been me. 1999 01:17:44,948 --> 01:17:46,711 This song always make me think about that. 2000 01:17:46,783 --> 01:17:48,011 Mmm. 2001 01:17:48,084 --> 01:17:50,211 Silky ho. I'll never forget her. 2002 01:17:50,287 --> 01:17:52,812 So what are you saying, love kills? 2003 01:17:53,890 --> 01:17:55,414 No. 2004 01:17:56,493 --> 01:17:57,460 He's saying we shouldn't fight 2005 01:17:57,527 --> 01:17:58,892 about these guys, 2006 01:17:58,962 --> 01:18:01,226 and personally, I think he's right. 2007 01:18:01,298 --> 01:18:02,458 Oh, I know I'm right, baby. 2008 01:18:02,532 --> 01:18:03,464 What if, for the sake 2009 01:18:03,533 --> 01:18:04,465 of our friendship, we just decided 2010 01:18:04,534 --> 01:18:06,661 to leave the party alone tonight? 2011 01:18:06,736 --> 01:18:08,897 [Laughs] 2012 01:18:08,972 --> 01:18:10,098 You... 2013 01:18:10,173 --> 01:18:11,936 you mean no guys at all? 2014 01:18:12,008 --> 01:18:13,669 That sounds much better, doesn't it? 2015 01:18:13,743 --> 01:18:15,438 Uh-huh. 2016 01:18:15,512 --> 01:18:16,672 You mean, we go home alone, 2017 01:18:16,746 --> 01:18:17,713 no guys at all, 2018 01:18:17,781 --> 01:18:18,748 even if it means we get jinxed 2019 01:18:18,815 --> 01:18:21,010 for the whole year? 2020 01:18:22,085 --> 01:18:23,074 That's the kind of sacrifice 2021 01:18:23,153 --> 01:18:26,247 I'm willing to make for our friendship. 2022 01:18:29,759 --> 01:18:30,885 [Laughs] 2023 01:18:30,961 --> 01:18:32,087 Well, 2024 01:18:32,162 --> 01:18:33,186 OK. 2025 01:18:33,263 --> 01:18:34,230 OK. 2026 01:18:34,297 --> 01:18:35,286 OK. 2027 01:18:35,365 --> 01:18:37,595 What's happening in this cab right now 2028 01:18:37,667 --> 01:18:38,895 is beautiful. 2029 01:18:38,969 --> 01:18:40,163 It's beautiful. 2030 01:18:41,504 --> 01:18:42,869 Is there any way that you can 2031 01:18:42,939 --> 01:18:45,237 get this car to just move? 2032 01:18:45,308 --> 01:18:46,502 Is there any way you can get out the car 2033 01:18:46,576 --> 01:18:49,246 and, uh, move that truck for me? 2034 01:18:56,519 --> 01:18:57,747 Lucy: Kevin, don't. Don't. 2035 01:18:57,821 --> 01:18:59,482 Just stop it. 2036 01:18:59,556 --> 01:19:01,456 Stop it. 2037 01:19:02,525 --> 01:19:03,753 What? What? What? 2038 01:19:03,827 --> 01:19:06,318 What... What did I do? What's wrong? 2039 01:19:06,396 --> 01:19:08,864 I don't know. 2040 01:19:08,932 --> 01:19:11,230 I just... I opened my eyes, and l... 2041 01:19:11,301 --> 01:19:12,768 and I saw your face, 2042 01:19:12,836 --> 01:19:14,497 and I realized 2043 01:19:14,571 --> 01:19:16,129 I can't do this. 2044 01:19:16,206 --> 01:19:17,138 What? 2045 01:19:17,207 --> 01:19:18,504 You just saw my face 2046 01:19:18,575 --> 01:19:20,509 and realized you can't have sex with me? 2047 01:19:20,577 --> 01:19:21,601 I can't go on forever 2048 01:19:21,678 --> 01:19:23,441 having sex with people 2049 01:19:23,513 --> 01:19:25,174 who don't care about me. 2050 01:19:25,248 --> 01:19:27,375 And you just r... 2051 01:19:27,450 --> 01:19:29,577 You just realized this now? 2052 01:19:29,653 --> 01:19:31,553 Yeah, 2053 01:19:31,621 --> 01:19:33,418 I did. 2054 01:19:42,265 --> 01:19:43,630 So all the years of empty, 2055 01:19:43,700 --> 01:19:44,826 meaningless sex 2056 01:19:44,901 --> 01:19:46,596 with countless strangers and bartenders, 2057 01:19:46,670 --> 01:19:48,001 that's great, that's fine, 2058 01:19:48,071 --> 01:19:49,265 but here, 2059 01:19:49,339 --> 01:19:50,931 now, 2060 01:19:51,007 --> 01:19:51,939 with me, 2061 01:19:52,008 --> 01:19:53,168 and bam, 2062 01:19:53,243 --> 01:19:54,335 you have an epiphany and you realize 2063 01:19:54,411 --> 01:19:55,901 you can't do it anymore? 2064 01:19:55,979 --> 01:19:57,412 Don't yell at me, Kevin. 2065 01:19:58,982 --> 01:20:00,176 You're fucked up, you know that? 2066 01:20:00,250 --> 01:20:01,945 I'm fucked up? I mean, 2067 01:20:02,018 --> 01:20:03,007 what are you? I mean, 2068 01:20:03,086 --> 01:20:04,212 w-what do you call somebody 2069 01:20:04,287 --> 01:20:05,219 who throws himself 2070 01:20:05,288 --> 01:20:06,346 into one doomed relationship 2071 01:20:06,423 --> 01:20:09,358 after the next when he could be with... 2072 01:20:09,426 --> 01:20:11,894 What? What? When I could be with what? 2073 01:20:15,832 --> 01:20:17,629 Thank you. 2074 01:20:19,969 --> 01:20:21,664 See you. 2075 01:20:33,083 --> 01:20:34,710 [Sirens] 2076 01:20:34,784 --> 01:20:35,716 I can't go on. 2077 01:20:35,785 --> 01:20:37,013 This guy weighs a fucking ton. 2078 01:20:37,087 --> 01:20:39,112 I knew we should've left him behind. 2079 01:20:39,189 --> 01:20:40,622 Hold on. We're almost there. 2080 01:20:40,690 --> 01:20:41,884 Are you kidding? We're not almost there. 2081 01:20:41,958 --> 01:20:42,890 [Gunshots] 2082 01:20:42,959 --> 01:20:44,859 Did you guys hear those gunshots? 2083 01:20:44,928 --> 01:20:46,452 Just get him into a cab. 2084 01:20:46,529 --> 01:20:47,518 We can't just put him in a cab. 2085 01:20:47,597 --> 01:20:49,292 He ain't conscious. 2086 01:20:49,366 --> 01:20:50,663 Oh, aren't we concerned? 2087 01:20:50,734 --> 01:20:51,701 Look, he'll be all right, OK? 2088 01:20:51,768 --> 01:20:52,792 W-We'll pay the driver 2089 01:20:52,869 --> 01:20:53,801 and give him the address. 2090 01:20:53,870 --> 01:20:54,802 Does he got any money on him? 2091 01:20:54,871 --> 01:20:56,736 Yeah. In his wallet. 2092 01:20:58,074 --> 01:21:00,372 I'm not finding a wallet here. 2093 01:21:00,443 --> 01:21:01,671 Wait a minute. 2094 01:21:01,745 --> 01:21:03,406 Here it is. 2095 01:21:04,547 --> 01:21:05,775 Hey, there's no money in here. 2096 01:21:05,849 --> 01:21:07,339 Oh, well, that's just great. 2097 01:21:07,417 --> 01:21:08,850 I told you we should've left him behind. 2098 01:21:08,918 --> 01:21:11,011 God, Stephie, please. 2099 01:21:11,087 --> 01:21:12,452 I can't take it anymore. 2100 01:21:12,522 --> 01:21:14,251 All you do is complain. 2101 01:21:14,324 --> 01:21:15,586 I mean, Stephie, 2102 01:21:15,658 --> 01:21:16,682 have you ever thought to look 2103 01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:18,489 on the bright side of things, huh? 2104 01:21:18,561 --> 01:21:19,550 Did you ever think 2105 01:21:19,629 --> 01:21:21,187 that maybe you could have a good time 2106 01:21:21,264 --> 01:21:25,394 if you just shut your freakin' mouth for five seconds? 2107 01:21:25,468 --> 01:21:27,527 I mean, nothing's good enough for you. 2108 01:21:27,604 --> 01:21:28,628 God. 2109 01:21:28,705 --> 01:21:30,070 Oh, my God. 2110 01:21:30,140 --> 01:21:31,266 What? 2111 01:21:31,341 --> 01:21:32,933 This is the address I wrote down 2112 01:21:33,009 --> 01:21:34,033 for my cousin's party. 2113 01:21:34,110 --> 01:21:35,042 You're shitting me. 2114 01:21:35,111 --> 01:21:36,271 No way. This is totally 2115 01:21:36,346 --> 01:21:37,404 the right address. 2116 01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:38,447 Yes. We're saved. 2117 01:21:38,515 --> 01:21:39,504 Thank you, God. 2118 01:21:39,582 --> 01:21:41,379 We're going to the party. Come on. 2119 01:21:41,451 --> 01:21:42,383 Come on. 2120 01:21:42,452 --> 01:21:44,079 Dave, I'll catch up with you later. 2121 01:21:44,154 --> 01:21:45,781 Stephie: Come on, let's go to the party. 2122 01:21:45,855 --> 01:21:47,117 [Moans] 2123 01:21:58,902 --> 01:22:01,598 Elvis Costello: ? As I walk through? 2124 01:22:01,671 --> 01:22:05,437 ? This wicked world? 2125 01:22:05,508 --> 01:22:07,772 ? Searching for light? 2126 01:22:07,844 --> 01:22:12,213 ? In the darkness of insanity? 2127 01:22:12,282 --> 01:22:15,683 ? I ask myself? 2128 01:22:15,752 --> 01:22:18,812 ? Is all hope lost? 2129 01:22:18,888 --> 01:22:20,515 ? Is there only? 2130 01:22:20,590 --> 01:22:22,990 ? Pain and hatred? 2131 01:22:23,059 --> 01:22:26,460 ? And misery? 2132 01:22:26,529 --> 01:22:29,930 ? And each time I feel like this inside? 2133 01:22:29,999 --> 01:22:34,095 ? There's one thing I want to know? 2134 01:22:34,170 --> 01:22:35,330 ? What's so funny about? 2135 01:22:35,405 --> 01:22:38,863 ? Peace, love and understanding? 2136 01:22:38,942 --> 01:22:40,569 ? Oh? 2137 01:22:40,643 --> 01:22:41,940 ? What's so funny about? 2138 01:22:42,011 --> 01:22:46,380 ? Peace, love and understanding? 2139 01:22:50,620 --> 01:22:53,088 Hush your mouth, baby. 2140 01:22:59,629 --> 01:23:02,462 ? And as I walk on? 2141 01:23:02,532 --> 01:23:06,332 ? Through troubled times? 2142 01:23:06,402 --> 01:23:10,202 ? My spirit gets so downhearted? 2143 01:23:10,273 --> 01:23:13,367 ? Sometimes? 2144 01:23:13,443 --> 01:23:16,742 ? So where are the strong? 2145 01:23:16,813 --> 01:23:19,873 ? Who are the trusted? 2146 01:23:19,949 --> 01:23:25,319 ? And where is that harmony? 2147 01:23:25,388 --> 01:23:27,219 ? Sweet harmony? 2148 01:23:27,290 --> 01:23:28,814 ? 'Cause each time? 2149 01:23:28,892 --> 01:23:31,258 ? I feel it slipping away? 2150 01:23:31,327 --> 01:23:34,353 ? It just makes me want to cry? 2151 01:23:34,430 --> 01:23:36,591 ? What's so funny...?? 2152 01:23:36,666 --> 01:23:38,600 Hi. This must be it, huh? 2153 01:23:38,668 --> 01:23:40,465 Happy New Year. 2154 01:23:43,540 --> 01:23:45,508 All: Five... four... 2155 01:23:45,575 --> 01:23:48,840 three... two... one. 2156 01:23:49,212 --> 01:23:52,306 Happy New Year! 2157 01:24:07,664 --> 01:24:11,122 [Groans] Ohh. 2158 01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:13,896 Oh, God. 2159 01:24:18,041 --> 01:24:20,305 Ow. Ow. 2160 01:24:28,785 --> 01:24:31,379 [Gasps] Jesus. 2161 01:24:31,454 --> 01:24:33,684 Hi. Hi, puppy. 2162 01:24:33,756 --> 01:24:35,314 Good dog. 2163 01:24:35,391 --> 01:24:37,086 Good dog. 2164 01:24:56,446 --> 01:24:57,378 Hey. 2165 01:24:59,015 --> 01:24:59,947 Wake up. 2166 01:25:00,016 --> 01:25:00,948 Huh? 2167 01:25:03,219 --> 01:25:04,948 Who the fuck are you? 2168 01:25:05,021 --> 01:25:05,988 I live here. 2169 01:25:06,055 --> 01:25:07,522 Who the fuck are you? 2170 01:25:07,590 --> 01:25:09,057 Oh, you're Monica. 2171 01:25:09,125 --> 01:25:10,422 Hi. I'm Stephie. 2172 01:25:10,493 --> 01:25:12,427 I'm a friend of your cousin Val's. 2173 01:25:12,495 --> 01:25:14,690 My cousin Val? From Ronkonkoma? 2174 01:25:14,764 --> 01:25:17,597 Yeah, yeah. She brought me here last night. 2175 01:25:17,667 --> 01:25:20,033 Oh, God. I'm so hung over. 2176 01:25:20,103 --> 01:25:22,435 I can't believe it. 2177 01:25:24,140 --> 01:25:26,301 M-My cousin Val from Ronkonkoma 2178 01:25:26,376 --> 01:25:28,003 was here last night? 2179 01:25:28,077 --> 01:25:29,009 Uh, yeah. 2180 01:25:29,078 --> 01:25:31,308 Her and about a million other people. 2181 01:25:32,582 --> 01:25:34,982 Well, that's great. 2182 01:25:36,052 --> 01:25:38,077 That's just great. 2183 01:25:38,154 --> 01:25:40,714 Everybody came and I missed it. 2184 01:25:40,790 --> 01:25:41,779 [Gasps] 2185 01:25:41,858 --> 01:25:43,723 This is so cool. 2186 01:25:43,793 --> 01:25:44,987 Oh, and I called my parents, 2187 01:25:45,061 --> 01:25:45,993 and they want you to come over 2188 01:25:46,062 --> 01:25:46,994 for dinner tonight. 2189 01:25:47,063 --> 01:25:47,995 What? 2190 01:25:48,064 --> 01:25:49,190 No, it's cool, 'cause I told them 2191 01:25:49,265 --> 01:25:50,357 I slept on the sofa, 2192 01:25:50,433 --> 01:25:51,900 so you won't get in trouble for anything. 2193 01:25:51,968 --> 01:25:53,697 Trouble? How old are you exactly? 2194 01:25:53,770 --> 01:25:54,702 You know, 'cause you looked 2195 01:25:54,771 --> 01:25:55,760 a lot older last night. 2196 01:25:55,838 --> 01:25:57,635 Oh, will you relax? 2197 01:25:57,707 --> 01:25:59,436 I'm not telling no one. 2198 01:25:59,509 --> 01:26:01,238 It'll be our little secret, 2199 01:26:01,310 --> 01:26:02,641 like Romeo and Juliet. 2200 01:26:02,712 --> 01:26:03,838 Oh, my God. 2201 01:26:03,913 --> 01:26:05,005 You know, there's a reason 2202 01:26:05,081 --> 01:26:07,345 why I don't mind lying to my parents. 2203 01:26:07,417 --> 01:26:08,475 You want to know what it is? 2204 01:26:08,551 --> 01:26:09,813 I bet I know. 2205 01:26:09,886 --> 01:26:12,354 I bet you don't. 2206 01:26:12,422 --> 01:26:13,616 I love you. 2207 01:26:13,690 --> 01:26:14,679 Yeah. 2208 01:26:14,757 --> 01:26:16,315 Ohh. 2209 01:26:16,392 --> 01:26:17,757 Oh, and it's really cool, too, 2210 01:26:17,827 --> 01:26:20,421 because we can spend every weekend together, 2211 01:26:20,496 --> 01:26:21,758 and then in June, 2212 01:26:21,831 --> 01:26:23,924 you can come to my prom. 2213 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:25,729 Shit, my friends 2214 01:26:25,802 --> 01:26:28,635 are going to be so jealous. 2215 01:26:29,706 --> 01:26:31,571 1982 is gonna be, like, 2216 01:26:31,641 --> 01:26:33,836 the coolest year ever. 2217 01:26:33,910 --> 01:26:35,775 [Hillary Moans] 2218 01:26:37,312 --> 01:26:38,404 Eric: Oh, oh, oh, oh. 2219 01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:39,913 Oh, God. 2220 01:26:39,981 --> 01:26:42,006 Yes. Aah! 2221 01:26:42,083 --> 01:26:43,641 Oh, you love that. 2222 01:26:43,718 --> 01:26:45,652 [Both Gasp] 2223 01:26:53,695 --> 01:26:54,627 So? 2224 01:26:54,696 --> 01:26:56,220 What? 2225 01:26:56,298 --> 01:26:57,458 You know, 2226 01:26:57,532 --> 01:26:59,693 was it... you know? 2227 01:26:59,768 --> 01:27:01,668 Oh, yeah. It was great. 2228 01:27:01,736 --> 01:27:02,668 Ha ha. I know. 2229 01:27:02,737 --> 01:27:04,898 Oh, jeez. Will you look at the time? 2230 01:27:08,210 --> 01:27:09,871 So do you want to get together later? 2231 01:27:09,945 --> 01:27:11,469 Oh, yeah, sure, 2232 01:27:11,546 --> 01:27:13,309 if I have time. 2233 01:27:13,381 --> 01:27:14,313 If you have time? 2234 01:27:14,382 --> 01:27:15,371 Well, you know, 2235 01:27:15,450 --> 01:27:16,417 I just started working 2236 01:27:16,484 --> 01:27:17,542 at this gallery and it's kind of 2237 01:27:17,619 --> 01:27:18,984 all-consuming right now, 2238 01:27:19,054 --> 01:27:21,420 but, if I have time, you know. 2239 01:27:21,489 --> 01:27:22,581 Well, uh, 2240 01:27:22,657 --> 01:27:24,181 to be perfectly honest with you, Hillary, 2241 01:27:24,259 --> 01:27:27,251 no, I don't know. 2242 01:27:27,329 --> 01:27:28,421 The band? What band? 2243 01:27:28,496 --> 01:27:30,589 There were... There were actual musicians here? 2244 01:27:30,665 --> 01:27:32,599 At my house? Playing at my party? 2245 01:27:32,667 --> 01:27:34,066 Here? At... At my party? 2246 01:27:34,135 --> 01:27:35,659 Yeah, yeah. 2247 01:27:35,737 --> 01:27:36,761 You know, I never heard of them, 2248 01:27:36,838 --> 01:27:37,930 but that don't mean much. 2249 01:27:38,006 --> 01:27:39,940 This guy with funny glasses, 2250 01:27:40,008 --> 01:27:42,670 Elvis something? 2251 01:27:42,744 --> 01:27:44,006 Elvis Costello? 2252 01:27:44,079 --> 01:27:45,512 Yeah, yeah. That's who it was. 2253 01:27:45,580 --> 01:27:47,844 Yeah, I heard he had a record out. 2254 01:27:49,050 --> 01:27:50,711 Elvis Costello... 2255 01:27:50,785 --> 01:27:52,582 the love of my life... 2256 01:27:52,654 --> 01:27:53,814 was here... 2257 01:27:53,888 --> 01:27:55,253 at my house... 2258 01:27:55,323 --> 01:27:56,620 singing at my party? 2259 01:27:56,691 --> 01:27:57,851 Yeah, yeah. 2260 01:27:57,926 --> 01:27:59,120 He was going on and on 2261 01:27:59,194 --> 01:28:00,161 about the crab dip, 2262 01:28:00,228 --> 01:28:01,820 asking around for the recipe. 2263 01:28:01,896 --> 01:28:03,887 Nobody had it. 2264 01:28:03,965 --> 01:28:06,092 It was off the box. 2265 01:28:07,168 --> 01:28:09,363 I could've told him that. 2266 01:28:09,437 --> 01:28:10,802 Look, 2267 01:28:10,872 --> 01:28:12,464 just tell me one thing. 2268 01:28:12,540 --> 01:28:15,304 I'm not a vain person. 2269 01:28:15,377 --> 01:28:18,437 Was the sex any good at all? 2270 01:28:18,513 --> 01:28:21,073 No. I'm sorry. It was bad. 2271 01:28:30,158 --> 01:28:32,820 [Telephone Rings] 2272 01:28:32,894 --> 01:28:33,861 Bridget: Hello. 2273 01:28:33,928 --> 01:28:35,862 Hey. So are you totally hung over? 2274 01:28:35,930 --> 01:28:38,364 No. I think I'm still drunk. 2275 01:28:38,433 --> 01:28:40,867 Oh, that's the worst. 2276 01:28:42,971 --> 01:28:44,063 So what'd you think about that party 2277 01:28:44,139 --> 01:28:45,071 last night? 2278 01:28:45,140 --> 01:28:47,074 Mmm. Do you believe 2279 01:28:47,142 --> 01:28:49,667 that lawyer-bartender guy showed up? 2280 01:28:49,744 --> 01:28:50,802 He wasn't so bad. 2281 01:28:50,879 --> 01:28:51,846 I mean, he was really nice 2282 01:28:51,913 --> 01:28:53,175 about us ditching him and all that. 2283 01:28:53,248 --> 01:28:54,476 Are you crazy? 2284 01:28:54,549 --> 01:28:56,210 What a disappointing party. 2285 01:28:56,284 --> 01:28:58,309 Those guys were such total posers. 2286 01:28:58,386 --> 01:29:00,115 I'm so glad we decided to go home alone. 2287 01:29:00,188 --> 01:29:01,519 Oh. 2288 01:29:01,589 --> 01:29:02,886 Want to go for breakfast? 2289 01:29:02,957 --> 01:29:05,517 Um... 2290 01:29:05,593 --> 01:29:08,153 No. Maybe lunch? 2291 01:29:08,229 --> 01:29:09,287 Oh. 2292 01:29:09,364 --> 01:29:10,763 I got to go. 2293 01:29:10,832 --> 01:29:12,959 ? Give it to me, baby? 2294 01:29:14,936 --> 01:29:17,427 Hey. 2295 01:29:17,505 --> 01:29:19,370 Guess who reloaded, baby. 2296 01:29:19,441 --> 01:29:21,033 ? Give it to me Give it to me? 2297 01:29:21,109 --> 01:29:22,667 ? Give it to me Give it to me? 2298 01:29:22,744 --> 01:29:24,268 ? Give me your stuff that sweet...?? 2299 01:29:24,346 --> 01:29:25,813 I mean, 2300 01:29:25,880 --> 01:29:27,006 at least they showed up, 2301 01:29:27,082 --> 01:29:28,549 right? I mean, 2302 01:29:28,616 --> 01:29:29,810 at least I don't have to spend 2303 01:29:29,884 --> 01:29:30,816 the rest of my life 2304 01:29:30,885 --> 01:29:31,977 thinking I have no friends 2305 01:29:32,053 --> 01:29:33,680 and everybody hates me. 2306 01:29:33,755 --> 01:29:36,053 Right? That's something, right? 2307 01:29:36,124 --> 01:29:37,853 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2308 01:29:37,926 --> 01:29:39,291 Listen, do you got any Alka-Seltzer? 2309 01:29:39,361 --> 01:29:40,589 I got to meet this guy Tony 2310 01:29:40,662 --> 01:29:42,061 for breakfast. 2311 01:29:42,130 --> 01:29:43,688 It's in the bathroom. 2312 01:29:43,765 --> 01:29:45,289 Thanks. 2313 01:29:55,844 --> 01:29:57,539 [Gasps] 2314 01:29:59,013 --> 01:30:00,446 Ohh. 2315 01:30:01,750 --> 01:30:04,480 Ohh. 2316 01:30:04,552 --> 01:30:07,077 Mmm. 2317 01:30:15,597 --> 01:30:17,531 [Groans] 2318 01:30:20,101 --> 01:30:22,262 Oh, God. 2319 01:30:24,272 --> 01:30:26,502 Where are my fucking glasses? 2320 01:30:26,574 --> 01:30:29,737 Oh, no. Not again. 2321 01:30:29,811 --> 01:30:30,743 Elvis? 2322 01:30:30,812 --> 01:30:31,744 [Coughs] 2323 01:30:31,813 --> 01:30:33,371 [Gasps] 2324 01:30:33,448 --> 01:30:36,042 [Laughs] 2325 01:30:46,895 --> 01:30:49,056 All right. 2326 01:30:52,867 --> 01:30:56,166 So, uh, can I call you later? 2327 01:30:56,237 --> 01:30:59,070 You mean, like, later today? 2328 01:30:59,140 --> 01:31:00,107 Uh, yeah, unless... 2329 01:31:00,175 --> 01:31:01,267 unless you think that's too jerky. 2330 01:31:01,342 --> 01:31:02,502 Is that too jerky or something? 2331 01:31:02,577 --> 01:31:03,601 No. No, 2332 01:31:03,678 --> 01:31:04,804 I don't think it's too jerky. 2333 01:31:04,879 --> 01:31:06,312 You don't? 2334 01:31:06,381 --> 01:31:08,849 Uh-uh. 2335 01:31:08,917 --> 01:31:12,353 OK, good. You know, uh, 2336 01:31:12,420 --> 01:31:13,910 because, 2337 01:31:13,988 --> 01:31:16,456 you know, l... I really like you a lot, 2338 01:31:16,524 --> 01:31:17,456 you know, as, 2339 01:31:17,525 --> 01:31:20,187 like, I like you a lot. 2340 01:31:20,261 --> 01:31:21,193 You do? 2341 01:31:21,262 --> 01:31:22,194 Yeah. 2342 01:31:23,765 --> 01:31:24,789 I mean, I don't think that you need 2343 01:31:24,866 --> 01:31:26,390 a lot of time to know something like that. 2344 01:31:26,468 --> 01:31:27,833 You know, you just... 2345 01:31:27,902 --> 01:31:29,096 You know, when you know it, 2346 01:31:29,170 --> 01:31:31,502 you know, when it happens, you know it, 2347 01:31:31,573 --> 01:31:33,268 and I know it. 2348 01:31:33,341 --> 01:31:34,308 You know what I mean? 2349 01:31:34,375 --> 01:31:35,342 Yeah. 2350 01:31:35,410 --> 01:31:37,344 Yeah. So do I. 2351 01:31:43,485 --> 01:31:45,112 So... 2352 01:31:45,186 --> 01:31:47,086 we should go to dinner tonight? 2353 01:31:47,155 --> 01:31:48,383 You want to? 2354 01:31:48,456 --> 01:31:50,014 OK. 2355 01:32:05,773 --> 01:32:08,640 You're going to think this is crazy, but... 2356 01:32:09,944 --> 01:32:12,003 I think I'm falling in love with you. 2357 01:32:12,080 --> 01:32:14,742 [Laughs] 2358 01:32:14,816 --> 01:32:16,147 l... 2359 01:32:16,217 --> 01:32:18,811 No, I don't think you're crazy. 2360 01:32:34,068 --> 01:32:35,729 [Sniffs] 2361 01:32:35,803 --> 01:32:37,771 Hey, man, you smell dog shit? 2362 01:32:44,312 --> 01:32:45,711 Did you know that cigarettes 2363 01:32:45,780 --> 01:32:47,611 are a shield against meaningful interaction 2364 01:32:47,682 --> 01:32:49,673 with other people? 2365 01:32:51,953 --> 01:32:54,319 It's true. I read it. 2366 01:32:55,723 --> 01:32:58,248 People protect themselves emotionally 2367 01:32:58,326 --> 01:32:59,759 by relating to their cigarettes 2368 01:32:59,827 --> 01:33:01,624 instead of each other. 2369 01:33:06,067 --> 01:33:07,193 That's what struck me last night 2370 01:33:07,268 --> 01:33:08,200 watching all those people 2371 01:33:08,269 --> 01:33:09,702 standing around with their cigarettes. 2372 01:33:09,771 --> 01:33:11,102 Why is everyone so afraid? 2373 01:33:11,172 --> 01:33:12,935 Why are people so scared of each other? 2374 01:33:13,007 --> 01:33:13,974 Like us? 2375 01:33:14,042 --> 01:33:15,441 No. We've never been anything 2376 01:33:15,510 --> 01:33:17,603 but totally honest with each other. 2377 01:33:17,679 --> 01:33:19,044 Them. 2378 01:33:20,114 --> 01:33:23,345 ? More than this? 2379 01:33:23,418 --> 01:33:27,479 ? You know there's nothing? 2380 01:33:27,555 --> 01:33:30,456 ? More than this?? 2381 01:33:30,525 --> 01:33:33,050 Anyway, I think it's time to quit smoking. 2382 01:33:33,127 --> 01:33:34,754 Mm-hmmm. 2383 01:33:34,829 --> 01:33:36,592 ? More than this? 2384 01:33:36,664 --> 01:33:38,063 Lucy: So then you'll get grumpy 2385 01:33:38,132 --> 01:33:39,292 and cranky and fat, 2386 01:33:39,367 --> 01:33:41,028 and you'll whine, and you'll bitch, 2387 01:33:41,102 --> 01:33:42,967 and you'll lose all your inspiration, 2388 01:33:43,037 --> 01:33:45,106 and you're gonna blame me. 2389 01:33:45,239 --> 01:33:45,762 Cabbie: Although I went 2390 01:33:45,840 --> 01:33:47,467 to a crazy New Year's Eve party, 2391 01:33:47,541 --> 01:33:49,236 after I put the cab up, I mean. 2392 01:33:49,310 --> 01:33:50,675 I got pictures. Look here. 2393 01:33:50,744 --> 01:33:52,541 Now these two girls in this picture, 2394 01:33:52,613 --> 01:33:54,410 oh, I couldn't understand a damn thing they said, 2395 01:33:54,482 --> 01:33:57,110 a-and where in the hell is Ronkokomano? 2396 01:33:57,184 --> 01:33:58,116 Now this guy here, 2397 01:33:58,185 --> 01:33:59,209 he's a famous necrophiliac 2398 01:33:59,286 --> 01:34:00,253 with a album. 2399 01:34:00,321 --> 01:34:01,345 He kept dragging a dead girl 2400 01:34:01,422 --> 01:34:03,049 around the party. It was real weird. 2401 01:34:03,124 --> 01:34:04,182 Look at his eyes, man. He crazy. 2402 01:34:04,258 --> 01:34:05,987 Look at her. Dead, dead, dead. 2403 01:34:06,060 --> 01:34:07,254 This dude right here I call, 2404 01:34:07,328 --> 01:34:08,659 vagina puppet man, 2405 01:34:08,729 --> 01:34:10,060 'cause he kept making vagina puppets 2406 01:34:10,131 --> 01:34:11,063 with his hands, 2407 01:34:11,132 --> 01:34:12,224 but he's a real talented fella. 2408 01:34:12,299 --> 01:34:14,028 I mean, I see big things in his future, 2409 01:34:14,101 --> 01:34:16,194 'cause there's a market for vaginas. 2410 01:34:16,270 --> 01:34:17,328 Oh, this girl right here 2411 01:34:17,404 --> 01:34:18,871 keeps feeding people little weenies, 2412 01:34:18,939 --> 01:34:20,531 but I think she want a weenie herself, 2413 01:34:20,608 --> 01:34:21,802 if you know what I'm saying. 2414 01:34:21,876 --> 01:34:23,241 Uh, now this little girl here, 2415 01:34:23,310 --> 01:34:24,436 I picked her up earlier that night, too. 2416 01:34:24,512 --> 01:34:26,002 It's a small city, ain't it? 2417 01:34:26,080 --> 01:34:27,638 That must be the guy she was telling me 2418 01:34:27,715 --> 01:34:29,307 she was so nervous about being with. 2419 01:34:29,383 --> 01:34:30,714 Just when he started making a little headway, 2420 01:34:30,784 --> 01:34:31,716 wouldn't you know, 2421 01:34:31,785 --> 01:34:32,774 one of the ugliest bitches 2422 01:34:32,853 --> 01:34:34,753 I've ever seen in my life rolled up, 2423 01:34:34,822 --> 01:34:36,380 and I'm not one to call women ugly, 2424 01:34:36,457 --> 01:34:37,583 but I think this woman was, 2425 01:34:37,658 --> 01:34:39,853 because she had a penis. 2426 01:34:39,927 --> 01:34:40,951 Oh, there's Dutch boy 2427 01:34:41,028 --> 01:34:42,996 with, uh, the girl from, Rankakomano. 2428 01:34:43,063 --> 01:34:44,121 I ain't going to call her young, 2429 01:34:44,198 --> 01:34:45,187 but I'm going to tell you this, 2430 01:34:45,266 --> 01:34:46,392 I bet you she write a couple love letters 2431 01:34:46,467 --> 01:34:47,866 in crayons here and there. 2432 01:34:47,935 --> 01:34:49,425 There I go. There I go. 2433 01:34:49,503 --> 01:34:50,435 I'm having fun right here. 2434 01:34:50,504 --> 01:34:51,436 Almost having fun, 2435 01:34:51,505 --> 01:34:52,767 and here go my man right here. 2436 01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:54,000 Remember him? This guy would not 2437 01:34:54,074 --> 01:34:55,006 listen to me, man. 2438 01:34:55,075 --> 01:34:56,133 He got 2 girls, 2439 01:34:56,210 --> 01:34:57,575 don't know what to do with either of them. 2440 01:34:57,645 --> 01:34:58,577 You see, big girl right here 2441 01:34:58,646 --> 01:34:59,578 wasn't having that. 2442 01:34:59,647 --> 01:35:00,579 She got into it with little girl 2443 01:35:00,648 --> 01:35:01,580 right there, 2444 01:35:01,649 --> 01:35:02,843 and next thing I know, 2445 01:35:02,917 --> 01:35:04,942 he's rolling with big girl, 2446 01:35:05,019 --> 01:35:06,008 but dig this, right? 2447 01:35:06,086 --> 01:35:07,644 Little girl scored with the necrophiliac. 2448 01:35:07,721 --> 01:35:09,313 Thank God he brought a live one home, 2449 01:35:09,390 --> 01:35:10,687 if you know what I'm saying. 2450 01:35:10,758 --> 01:35:13,659 Now this guy is hungry for love or something, 2451 01:35:13,727 --> 01:35:14,955 and then who walks over 2452 01:35:15,029 --> 01:35:17,088 but my little girl pretty in pink, 2453 01:35:17,164 --> 01:35:18,597 and it looks like he found what he wanted, 2454 01:35:18,666 --> 01:35:21,066 that is until her nose started bleeding. 2455 01:35:21,135 --> 01:35:22,124 Then they was hugging, 2456 01:35:22,203 --> 01:35:23,670 then they was smiling, 2457 01:35:23,737 --> 01:35:24,829 then they was kissing. 2458 01:35:24,905 --> 01:35:26,930 Now I think I'm 4 more pages away from ecstasy, 2459 01:35:27,007 --> 01:35:28,235 if you know what I'm saying. 2460 01:35:28,309 --> 01:35:29,469 Oh, the guy in the middle, 2461 01:35:29,543 --> 01:35:30,942 that's the guy from Happy Days. 2462 01:35:31,011 --> 01:35:32,376 I met him, got his autograph 2463 01:35:32,446 --> 01:35:34,471 and everything. Uh, Potsy. 2464 01:35:34,548 --> 01:35:35,674 The people was dancing, 2465 01:35:35,749 --> 01:35:36,681 they was laughing, 2466 01:35:36,750 --> 01:35:38,240 if that party got any crazier, 2467 01:35:38,319 --> 01:35:39,877 I bet you Rick James would've walked 2468 01:35:39,954 --> 01:35:41,319 right through the door. Look at this party. 2469 01:35:41,388 --> 01:35:43,049 These pictures here, I'm keeping forever. 2470 01:35:43,123 --> 01:35:44,886 They make me happy, 'cause they remind me, 2471 01:35:44,959 --> 01:35:46,017 if you relax, 2472 01:35:46,093 --> 01:35:47,890 you can have a good time, baby, 2473 01:35:47,962 --> 01:35:50,396 even if you smell like dog shit. 2474 01:35:50,464 --> 01:35:51,556 See, in the end, 2475 01:35:51,632 --> 01:35:53,623 everybody got what they was looking for, 2476 01:35:53,701 --> 01:35:55,396 a little love, 2477 01:35:55,469 --> 01:35:56,959 and I got what I was looking for, 2478 01:35:57,037 --> 01:35:58,197 a little booty. 2479 01:35:58,272 --> 01:35:59,796 You can see it in my eyes. 2480 01:35:59,873 --> 01:36:02,034 That's my booty look right there. 2481 01:36:24,332 --> 01:36:27,893 ? Wall to wall? 2482 01:36:27,969 --> 01:36:32,099 ? People hypnotized? 2483 01:36:32,173 --> 01:36:35,233 ? And they're stepping? 2484 01:36:35,309 --> 01:36:37,573 ? Lightly? 2485 01:36:37,645 --> 01:36:40,842 ? Hang each night? 2486 01:36:40,915 --> 01:36:46,854 ? In rapture?? 2487 01:36:46,921 --> 01:36:48,855 [Music Changes] 2488 01:36:50,591 --> 01:36:53,151 ? She moves like she don't care? 2489 01:36:53,227 --> 01:36:56,162 ? Smooth as silk, cool as air? 2490 01:36:56,230 --> 01:37:00,633 ? Ooh, it makes you want to cry? 2491 01:37:02,136 --> 01:37:04,866 ? She doesn't know your name? 2492 01:37:04,939 --> 01:37:08,375 ? And your heart beats like a subway train? 2493 01:37:08,442 --> 01:37:12,776 ? Ooh, it makes you want to die? 2494 01:37:14,448 --> 01:37:17,940 ? Ooh, don't you wanna take her? 2495 01:37:21,322 --> 01:37:24,780 ? Wanna make her all your own? 2496 01:37:26,193 --> 01:37:28,388 ? Maria? 2497 01:37:28,462 --> 01:37:30,794 ? You've gotta see her? 2498 01:37:32,166 --> 01:37:37,900 ? Go insane and out of your mind? 2499 01:37:37,972 --> 01:37:40,406 ? Regina? 2500 01:37:40,474 --> 01:37:42,840 ? Ave Maria? 2501 01:37:44,211 --> 01:37:48,841 ? A million and one candlelights?? 2502 01:37:48,916 --> 01:37:51,680 [Rap Beat] ? There's no sin in this? 2503 01:37:51,752 --> 01:37:52,980 ? Gettin' dressed to kill? 2504 01:37:53,054 --> 01:37:55,522 ? Laughin' down the sun like a jackal will? 2505 01:37:55,589 --> 01:37:58,353 ? With his eyes ablaze and his lips apart? 2506 01:37:58,426 --> 01:38:01,020 ? He's gonna fill his cup with the love in your heart? 2507 01:38:01,095 --> 01:38:04,189 ? And drink it up till the morning starts? 2508 01:38:04,265 --> 01:38:05,698 ? Circulate the red light vistas? 2509 01:38:05,766 --> 01:38:07,028 ? Get the girls then get their sisters? 2510 01:38:07,101 --> 01:38:08,534 ? Pinch 'em up and give 'em blisters? 2511 01:38:08,602 --> 01:38:10,866 ? Kiss 'em fierce with all his might forever? 2512 01:38:10,938 --> 01:38:12,371 ? Ever, ever? 2513 01:38:12,440 --> 01:38:15,204 ? Standing on the verge on the edge of the ledge? 2514 01:38:15,276 --> 01:38:16,868 ? Waitin' for me to fall? 2515 01:38:16,944 --> 01:38:18,377 ? Then I gotta call that said? 2516 01:38:18,446 --> 01:38:20,380 ? Wait, homed-up homie you must be trippin'? 2517 01:38:20,448 --> 01:38:22,382 ? You can be puttin' that sippin' and whippin'? 2518 01:38:22,450 --> 01:38:24,543 ? Up in your bippin' you better stand tall? 2519 01:38:24,618 --> 01:38:26,381 ? Fool, you was born to ball? 2520 01:38:26,454 --> 01:38:29,389 ? Took a little fall and now you want to end it all? 2521 01:38:29,457 --> 01:38:34,394 [Radio Transmission] 2522 01:38:34,462 --> 01:38:36,987 ? Yo, rock this and slam dance to this? 2523 01:38:37,064 --> 01:38:39,999 ? Move back when you see us in the mosh pits? 2524 01:38:40,067 --> 01:38:42,058 ? Smash some, we might have female rap stompin'? 2525 01:38:42,136 --> 01:38:44,570 ? Crack more heads over them backs? 2526 01:38:44,638 --> 01:38:46,731 ? You and your man floated Tales from the Crypt? 2527 01:38:46,807 --> 01:38:48,274 ? Rocky Horror couldn't pitch it away? 2528 01:38:48,342 --> 01:38:49,400 ? Come on? 2529 01:38:49,477 --> 01:38:50,842 ? Get your goosebumps tinglin'? 2530 01:38:50,911 --> 01:38:52,845 ? Out of the darkness spark this? 2531 01:38:52,913 --> 01:38:55,279 ? Total chaos marked skin the hardest? 2532 01:38:55,349 --> 01:38:57,909 ? Nothing could save us all that is sacred? 2533 01:38:57,985 --> 01:39:00,852 ? Dearly departed Brave heart slave contained? 2534 01:39:00,921 --> 01:39:03,253 ? Something courageous The road rats explode? 2535 01:39:03,324 --> 01:39:04,757 ? New rigors that devour? 2536 01:39:04,825 --> 01:39:07,259 ? Don't cry for me I'm proud, drunk off the power? 2537 01:39:07,328 --> 01:39:08,659 ? The power, the power? 2538 01:39:08,729 --> 01:39:12,096 ? Who's gonna cry? 2539 01:39:12,166 --> 01:39:13,633 ? For ya? 2540 01:39:13,701 --> 01:39:17,193 ? Who's gonna cry? 2541 01:39:17,271 --> 01:39:18,636 ? Over you? 2542 01:39:18,706 --> 01:39:21,266 ? You think you're infamous Mark remains untamed? 2543 01:39:21,342 --> 01:39:23,810 ? And you out for the cash like you out for the fame? 2544 01:39:23,878 --> 01:39:26,176 ? Lay back on the stack down the kodiak? 2545 01:39:26,247 --> 01:39:28,442 ? Right in my rap's head Hold that? 2546 01:39:28,516 --> 01:39:30,347 ? Look out We saw the sound blast? 2547 01:39:30,417 --> 01:39:32,317 ? But none heard the sound of the blast? 2548 01:39:32,386 --> 01:39:33,751 ? The man's out of control? 2549 01:39:33,821 --> 01:39:34,947 ? The system bounced back? 2550 01:39:35,022 --> 01:39:36,614 ? But he cracked up Verbal assault? 2551 01:39:36,690 --> 01:39:37,952 ? Quick to lash out? 2552 01:39:38,025 --> 01:39:39,549 ? You're stunned momentarily dropped? 2553 01:39:39,627 --> 01:39:40,889 ? Seconds after? 2554 01:39:40,961 --> 01:39:43,395 ? Then when you least expect it? 2555 01:39:43,464 --> 01:39:45,557 ? You understand there is no exit? 2556 01:39:45,633 --> 01:39:46,895 ? Hey, yo? 2557 01:39:46,967 --> 01:39:50,403 ? Who's gonna cry? 2558 01:39:50,471 --> 01:39:52,302 ? For ya? 2559 01:39:52,373 --> 01:39:55,069 ? Who's gonna cry?? 2560 01:39:55,142 --> 01:39:57,076 [Music Changes] 2561 01:40:03,150 --> 01:40:06,916 ? Two dozen other dirty lovers? 2562 01:40:06,987 --> 01:40:10,423 ? Must be a sucker for it? 2563 01:40:10,491 --> 01:40:13,927 ? Cracked up but I don't need my mother? 2564 01:40:13,994 --> 01:40:16,929 ? Just hold my hand while I come? 2565 01:40:16,997 --> 01:40:19,431 ? To a decision on it? 2566 01:40:21,502 --> 01:40:22,935 ? Sooner or later? 2567 01:40:23,003 --> 01:40:24,937 ? Your legs give way you hit the ground? 2568 01:40:25,005 --> 01:40:26,529 ? Save it for later? 2569 01:40:26,607 --> 01:40:28,700 ? Don't run away and let me down? 2570 01:40:28,776 --> 01:40:30,209 ? Sooner or later? 2571 01:40:30,277 --> 01:40:32,438 ? You hit the deck you get found out? 2572 01:40:32,513 --> 01:40:33,810 ? Save it for later? 2573 01:40:33,881 --> 01:40:35,439 ? Don't run away, run away? 2574 01:40:35,516 --> 01:40:37,609 ? And let me down? 2575 01:40:37,685 --> 01:40:40,984 ? Don't run away, run away and let me down? 2576 01:40:41,055 --> 01:40:42,886 ? Don't run away, run away? 2577 01:40:42,957 --> 01:40:44,891 ? Run away, run away? 2578 01:40:44,959 --> 01:40:48,395 ? Run away, run away, run away?? 2579 01:40:54,468 --> 01:40:55,560 Disco Cab Driver: If you remember anything 2580 01:40:55,636 --> 01:40:58,730 that I tell you, remember this: 2581 01:40:58,806 --> 01:41:02,242 James Brown is the baddest motherfucker in show business. 172867