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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:18,164 --> 00:03:18,997 - Oh, god. 2 00:03:49,309 --> 00:03:50,142 Okay. 3 00:04:02,987 --> 00:04:04,237 - Morning. - Hi. 4 00:04:05,522 --> 00:04:06,355 - Hey. 5 00:04:06,355 --> 00:04:08,748 - Room service? - Yeah. 6 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:12,238 I um, I was just surprised that you were still here. 7 00:04:12,238 --> 00:04:13,649 - Oh. 8 00:04:13,649 --> 00:04:14,482 - I'm happy. 9 00:04:14,482 --> 00:04:16,002 I was pleasantly surprised. 10 00:04:16,002 --> 00:04:17,453 - Here I am. 11 00:04:17,453 --> 00:04:19,154 Um, do you mind if I use your bathroom? 12 00:04:19,154 --> 00:04:20,290 - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 13 00:04:20,290 --> 00:04:22,900 There's one at the other end of the living room, 14 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:27,650 or there's a second master if you want some more privacy. 15 00:04:31,148 --> 00:04:35,004 I uh, I hope that you don't mind a large breakfast. 16 00:04:35,004 --> 00:04:36,935 I'm uh, I'm one of those annoying people 17 00:04:36,935 --> 00:04:39,352 that wakes up early and eats. 18 00:04:42,113 --> 00:04:44,280 Like some kind of rooster. 19 00:04:54,574 --> 00:04:56,836 - Um, I'm gonna go. 20 00:04:56,836 --> 00:04:57,794 - What? 21 00:04:57,794 --> 00:04:58,838 There's breakfast. 22 00:04:58,838 --> 00:05:02,425 - Oh, that's really sweet, but I gotta get going. 23 00:05:02,425 --> 00:05:03,258 - Right. 24 00:05:08,639 --> 00:05:10,389 Uh, yeah, back to uh, 25 00:05:11,735 --> 00:05:12,568 English? 26 00:05:12,568 --> 00:05:14,425 English lit, right? - Huh? 27 00:05:14,425 --> 00:05:18,583 - Back to Arizona University to study English lit? 28 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:20,025 Yeah. 29 00:05:20,025 --> 00:05:23,076 - Arizona, not Arizona State. 30 00:05:23,076 --> 00:05:25,250 Classy not trashy. 31 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:26,500 - That's right. 32 00:05:29,493 --> 00:05:30,993 - Clarissa. - Yeah. 33 00:05:32,825 --> 00:05:34,606 - It's Irish? - Uh, I don't know. 34 00:05:34,606 --> 00:05:35,935 I'd have to ask my mom. 35 00:05:35,935 --> 00:05:37,935 Um, okay, I'm gonna run. 36 00:05:39,175 --> 00:05:43,116 Uh, next time you're in town, uh, give me a ring. 37 00:05:43,116 --> 00:05:44,283 - Three grand. 38 00:05:46,543 --> 00:05:48,282 Three grand to stay the rest of the day. 39 00:05:48,282 --> 00:05:51,423 - Oh, I, I have to get back to my roommate. 40 00:05:51,423 --> 00:05:52,865 - Three-five? 41 00:05:52,865 --> 00:05:53,698 - Um. 42 00:05:56,065 --> 00:05:57,425 - I'm sorry. 43 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:58,258 Um. 44 00:05:59,505 --> 00:06:00,796 Am I being offensive? 45 00:06:00,796 --> 00:06:02,652 I haven't done this before. 46 00:06:02,652 --> 00:06:04,235 I just, I like you. 47 00:06:05,974 --> 00:06:07,476 And I thought with last night, 48 00:06:07,476 --> 00:06:09,143 you seemed pretty... 49 00:06:12,025 --> 00:06:13,942 Um, let me start again. 50 00:06:15,305 --> 00:06:16,575 Are you around today? 51 00:06:16,575 --> 00:06:18,716 Because I would really like to spend 52 00:06:18,716 --> 00:06:20,415 the rest of the day with you. 53 00:06:20,415 --> 00:06:22,785 And I know that you're probably busy, 54 00:06:22,785 --> 00:06:26,150 so I could give you something for your time. 55 00:06:26,150 --> 00:06:28,356 $4,000 be enough? 56 00:06:28,356 --> 00:06:29,189 - Um. 57 00:06:30,687 --> 00:06:34,745 I don't know, it still feels kind of weird. 58 00:06:34,745 --> 00:06:37,985 - You know what I do with my paintings? 59 00:06:37,985 --> 00:06:40,335 I um, I detach myself from them. 60 00:06:40,335 --> 00:06:41,168 I... 61 00:06:42,013 --> 00:06:44,247 I don't know, I think of them as a lump of coal, 62 00:06:44,247 --> 00:06:45,972 or, or a barrel of oil, 63 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:47,953 the furthest thing from which they are. 64 00:06:47,953 --> 00:06:49,127 And I give them a price 65 00:06:49,127 --> 00:06:51,785 and then I let the market do its dance, 66 00:06:51,785 --> 00:06:54,875 free and unfettered from any emotional reaction. 67 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:58,687 - But what if it was you and not a painting? 68 00:06:58,687 --> 00:07:01,556 - Let me get what I can get. 69 00:07:01,556 --> 00:07:04,322 - Everything has a number and that number is its price. 70 00:07:04,322 --> 00:07:05,495 - Simple. 71 00:07:05,495 --> 00:07:06,951 - What if there is no number? 72 00:07:06,951 --> 00:07:09,785 - Then it's known as worthless. 73 00:07:09,785 --> 00:07:10,791 - Or priceless. 74 00:07:12,236 --> 00:07:13,975 You don't think things are priceless, do you? 75 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:14,808 - I don't. 76 00:07:15,876 --> 00:07:18,543 - Everything has a price? - Yeah. 77 00:07:20,118 --> 00:07:21,535 - What about God? 78 00:07:22,735 --> 00:07:26,105 What uh, what number would you give for God? 79 00:07:28,174 --> 00:07:29,007 - Um. 80 00:07:30,695 --> 00:07:34,204 Okay, uh, just so I can play correctly here, 81 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:36,574 God in this scenario is you, or God is God? 82 00:07:36,574 --> 00:07:38,484 - God is God. 83 00:07:38,484 --> 00:07:39,825 - Zero. 84 00:07:39,825 --> 00:07:42,305 - God is worthless. - There is no God. 85 00:07:42,305 --> 00:07:44,889 I'm talking in the market, right? 86 00:07:44,889 --> 00:07:45,916 In the real world. 87 00:07:45,916 --> 00:07:48,356 God has no bearing on the price of things, 88 00:07:48,356 --> 00:07:50,203 therefore, God has no value. 89 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:52,713 - But what if I say there is a God, 90 00:07:52,713 --> 00:07:54,729 and honoring him costs money. 91 00:07:54,729 --> 00:07:56,774 - Well, then God has a number for you, 92 00:07:56,774 --> 00:07:58,785 but to me, God is a zero. 93 00:07:58,785 --> 00:08:00,324 - So everyone has their own numbers 94 00:08:00,324 --> 00:08:01,844 and can make up their own numbers. 95 00:08:01,844 --> 00:08:05,152 - And thus a market is created. 96 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,894 - And those with more numbers to spend 97 00:08:06,894 --> 00:08:09,209 can make up higher numbers and take whatever they want. 98 00:08:09,209 --> 00:08:11,854 - Yes, and those with lower numbers must adapt 99 00:08:11,854 --> 00:08:14,271 and make higher numbers and acquire power. 100 00:08:14,271 --> 00:08:16,774 - Except for God? - Except for God, 101 00:08:16,774 --> 00:08:18,274 who doesn't exist. 102 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:26,506 - 5,000. 103 00:08:30,764 --> 00:08:32,953 - And your real name. 104 00:08:32,953 --> 00:08:36,404 - Clarissa is my real name, and no anal sex. 105 00:08:36,404 --> 00:08:38,214 - Make up another name then. 106 00:08:38,214 --> 00:08:39,047 - Why? 107 00:08:39,047 --> 00:08:41,293 - Because Clarissa's not your real name. 108 00:08:41,293 --> 00:08:42,374 It was engineered to sound 109 00:08:42,374 --> 00:08:44,985 vaguely like a part of your sexual anatomy 110 00:08:44,985 --> 00:08:47,864 and kickstart my subconscious libido. 111 00:08:47,864 --> 00:08:50,353 It's a brilliant piece of subliminal marketing, 112 00:08:50,353 --> 00:08:51,974 if you knew it or not. 113 00:08:53,871 --> 00:08:56,134 - What do you really do for a living? 114 00:08:56,134 --> 00:08:58,134 - I really am a painter. 115 00:08:59,075 --> 00:09:00,783 - A painter? 116 00:09:00,783 --> 00:09:02,911 In the penthouse suite with a bunch of bros 117 00:09:02,911 --> 00:09:05,341 at a club with eight bottles of Grey Goose? 118 00:09:05,341 --> 00:09:08,093 - I'm a really good painter, 119 00:09:08,093 --> 00:09:10,103 here for my brother's bachelor party, 120 00:09:10,103 --> 00:09:11,437 and those were his friends. 121 00:09:11,437 --> 00:09:12,773 Uncomplicated savages 122 00:09:12,773 --> 00:09:15,631 from the province of Orange County, yuck. 123 00:09:15,631 --> 00:09:17,538 Doctors and dentists and the like. 124 00:09:17,538 --> 00:09:19,071 Very grotesque sort. 125 00:09:19,071 --> 00:09:21,151 - So you're a painter in L.A. 126 00:09:21,151 --> 00:09:23,133 - No, New York City. 127 00:09:23,133 --> 00:09:24,216 - You said L.A. last night. 128 00:09:24,216 --> 00:09:25,522 - I said I used to live in L.A. 129 00:09:25,522 --> 00:09:26,750 and now I live in New York City, 130 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:28,631 and you don't trust me. 131 00:09:28,631 --> 00:09:29,951 - Why do you care what my name is? 132 00:09:29,951 --> 00:09:30,928 - 'Cause I want the real thing. 133 00:09:30,928 --> 00:09:31,761 - Mm. 134 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,615 You wanna play make-believe. 135 00:09:53,029 --> 00:09:55,696 - Five grand and your real name. 136 00:10:23,973 --> 00:10:24,890 - Jennifer. 137 00:11:55,095 --> 00:11:55,928 - Oh. 138 00:11:55,928 --> 00:11:56,761 Ow. 139 00:12:01,128 --> 00:12:02,272 - Oh. 140 00:12:02,272 --> 00:12:04,341 Party's starting early, huh? 141 00:12:04,341 --> 00:12:06,426 - Can't slow down, won't slow down. 142 00:12:10,722 --> 00:12:14,131 - Mm. 143 00:12:14,131 --> 00:12:16,687 Okay, hold on. 144 00:12:16,687 --> 00:12:19,771 I just need a minute to recover my chi. 145 00:12:19,771 --> 00:12:20,604 - Ugh. 146 00:12:21,954 --> 00:12:23,339 - It's not you, it's me. 147 00:12:23,339 --> 00:12:25,405 I'm not as young as you are. 148 00:12:25,405 --> 00:12:26,405 - It's okay. 149 00:12:31,544 --> 00:12:32,377 I can just 150 00:12:34,645 --> 00:12:36,456 close my eyes for a minute, 151 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,456 lay here and just float. 152 00:12:42,725 --> 00:12:43,980 Where's your brother? 153 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,230 - Hmm, no idea. 154 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,882 If they need me, they'll call. 155 00:12:48,882 --> 00:12:50,113 - On your smashed phone? 156 00:12:50,113 --> 00:12:53,684 - On the room phone. 157 00:13:04,013 --> 00:13:05,930 Where are your clothes? 158 00:13:09,303 --> 00:13:10,593 You ordered clothes? 159 00:13:10,593 --> 00:13:11,804 - Travel light. 160 00:13:11,804 --> 00:13:14,721 Free as a bird, light as a feather. 161 00:13:24,823 --> 00:13:27,073 - What could you do right now? 162 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:28,183 - What? 163 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:32,516 - What could you do right now that's gonna help you? 164 00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:34,796 - With what? 165 00:13:34,796 --> 00:13:36,395 - Your anxiety. 166 00:13:36,395 --> 00:13:38,095 - What anxiety? 167 00:13:40,485 --> 00:13:43,831 - The double vodka at 11 in the morning anxiety. 168 00:13:43,831 --> 00:13:44,664 - Oh. 169 00:13:46,476 --> 00:13:48,551 You know so much, don't you? 170 00:13:48,551 --> 00:13:51,785 - Um, some would say the exact opposite, but- 171 00:13:51,785 --> 00:13:53,515 - Like who? - Don't dodge. 172 00:13:53,515 --> 00:13:54,905 - What was the answer? 173 00:13:54,905 --> 00:13:57,405 - What could you do right now? 174 00:13:59,303 --> 00:14:00,136 - Sleep. 175 00:14:01,185 --> 00:14:02,018 Drink. 176 00:14:03,204 --> 00:14:04,327 Fuck. 177 00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:05,745 - Good. 178 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,255 What else? 179 00:14:07,255 --> 00:14:09,838 - Um. 180 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:14,844 I could go to the pool and sit in a cabana 181 00:14:14,844 --> 00:14:16,084 and drink something cold. 182 00:14:16,084 --> 00:14:16,917 - Good. 183 00:14:17,785 --> 00:14:18,618 What else? 184 00:14:20,236 --> 00:14:23,775 - I could get on a spaceship and fly to the moon. 185 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:24,985 - No you couldn't. - Why not? 186 00:14:24,985 --> 00:14:26,676 - You don't have a spaceship. 187 00:14:26,676 --> 00:14:28,215 You don't have the proper training, 188 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:31,185 and you probably couldn't handle prolonged zero gravity 189 00:14:31,185 --> 00:14:32,554 with all the toxins you've got in your system. 190 00:14:32,554 --> 00:14:34,415 - Oh, all right. - Yeah. 191 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,191 - All right. 192 00:14:36,191 --> 00:14:38,295 Really killing my vibe, you know? 193 00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:40,905 - Now you're getting it. 194 00:14:40,905 --> 00:14:44,264 Kill your vibe, kill your dream. 195 00:14:44,264 --> 00:14:45,181 The game... 196 00:14:48,356 --> 00:14:51,773 The game is, what could you do right now? 197 00:14:52,874 --> 00:14:54,244 - And what's the point of this game? 198 00:14:54,244 --> 00:14:56,112 - I'll tell you once you give me something good. 199 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:59,257 Not gonna happen. 200 00:14:59,257 --> 00:15:00,200 - I wish we could just fuck. 201 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,533 - No you don't. - Yes I do. 202 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:04,033 - What could you do right now? 203 00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:07,438 - Um. 204 00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:14,204 Gamble in the casino, 205 00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:16,037 drive back to Arizona. 206 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,927 Clean my bedroom, go grocery shopping. 207 00:15:23,114 --> 00:15:24,853 Fly to Paris, wash my car. 208 00:15:24,853 --> 00:15:27,893 - Okay, back up one, back up one. 209 00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:30,143 How would you fly to Paris? 210 00:15:32,172 --> 00:15:33,453 - On a plane. 211 00:15:33,453 --> 00:15:35,554 - And how would you get on the plane? 212 00:15:35,554 --> 00:15:37,453 - I, 213 00:15:37,453 --> 00:15:39,954 I would book my ticket on Expedia. 214 00:15:39,954 --> 00:15:41,693 - Okay, and then what? 215 00:15:41,693 --> 00:15:44,443 - Then, 216 00:15:45,666 --> 00:15:48,321 then I would book my hotel. 217 00:15:48,321 --> 00:15:49,973 - Which one? - I don't know. 218 00:15:49,973 --> 00:15:51,501 - The Plaza. 219 00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:55,084 - Okay, the Plaza for five nights in Paris. 220 00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:59,192 - Could you really do that? 221 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,981 - Yeah, sure. 222 00:16:00,981 --> 00:16:03,648 - Then why haven't you? - Really? 223 00:16:05,261 --> 00:16:06,094 - Why not? 224 00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:09,592 - You know why. - I don't. 225 00:16:09,592 --> 00:16:10,425 - I. 226 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,280 - I don't. 227 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,141 - I don't have a passport. 228 00:16:18,141 --> 00:16:20,152 - You can get one tomorrow at the Embassy. 229 00:16:20,152 --> 00:16:22,271 All you need is $200 and two forms of ID. 230 00:16:22,271 --> 00:16:23,522 - Okay, fuck off. 231 00:16:23,522 --> 00:16:25,450 - You could do it tomorrow. 232 00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:28,352 - Spend all of my money flying to Paris 233 00:16:28,352 --> 00:16:29,570 and come back dead broke? 234 00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:31,981 - You could. - I can't. 235 00:16:31,981 --> 00:16:32,814 - Why not? 236 00:16:34,981 --> 00:16:35,814 Why not? 237 00:16:40,712 --> 00:16:45,712 I'll give you 15 grand to stay the rest of the weekend. 238 00:16:46,112 --> 00:16:48,612 You can go to Paris on Monday. 239 00:16:57,621 --> 00:16:59,121 - Are you serious? 240 00:17:08,169 --> 00:17:10,770 - Yeah, uh, can you tell me what the rate is 241 00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:14,103 for a flight to Paris on Monday morning? 242 00:17:15,810 --> 00:17:17,370 2,000. 243 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:21,370 And also the Plaza Hotel on the Champs-Elysees? 244 00:17:22,261 --> 00:17:23,094 600 euro. 245 00:17:24,774 --> 00:17:28,107 Yeah, my friend would like to book that, 246 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:33,797 both of them, leaving on Monday and returning on Sunday. 247 00:17:35,381 --> 00:17:36,214 Name? 248 00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:39,779 - Hang up. 249 00:17:39,779 --> 00:17:40,862 - Name, miss? 250 00:17:44,581 --> 00:17:46,237 Miss? 251 00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:47,070 Name. 252 00:17:48,783 --> 00:17:51,799 Can you hold that for me until tomorrow morning? 253 00:17:51,799 --> 00:17:52,632 Thank you. 254 00:17:56,037 --> 00:17:57,697 What could you do right now? 255 00:17:57,697 --> 00:17:59,280 - Punch you. - True. 256 00:18:07,158 --> 00:18:11,447 My therapist used to make me do that every week. 257 00:18:11,447 --> 00:18:14,458 She said that it improves your IQ. 258 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:15,959 The more that you believe you can do, 259 00:18:15,959 --> 00:18:18,799 the happier and the smarter you'll be. 260 00:18:18,799 --> 00:18:21,195 - Uh, or it just makes you crazy. 261 00:18:21,195 --> 00:18:22,028 - Hmm. 262 00:18:23,498 --> 00:18:25,081 It's all imaginary. 263 00:18:27,312 --> 00:18:29,949 The box that you put yourself in, 264 00:18:29,949 --> 00:18:33,447 the rules that you let other people give you. 265 00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:38,069 All the fears and the hopes and the dreams, all of it. 266 00:18:38,069 --> 00:18:38,902 Fake. 267 00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:42,916 - Money's real. 268 00:18:45,439 --> 00:18:46,272 - Maybe. 269 00:19:02,778 --> 00:19:05,389 - Were you serious? - Hmm? 270 00:19:05,389 --> 00:19:07,056 - About the weekend. 271 00:19:09,176 --> 00:19:10,343 - Yeah, I was. 272 00:19:15,259 --> 00:19:16,092 I am. 273 00:19:26,669 --> 00:19:27,502 - 20. 274 00:19:31,247 --> 00:19:32,080 - 17.5. 275 00:19:33,229 --> 00:19:34,062 - 18. 276 00:19:36,778 --> 00:19:37,611 - 20. 277 00:19:38,989 --> 00:19:39,822 And you book the flight right now. 278 00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:51,982 - 17.5, 279 00:19:53,829 --> 00:19:55,162 and no anal sex. 280 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:16,087 - Think of what you can do with all that money. 281 00:20:24,941 --> 00:20:26,210 - Now can I go to the moon? 282 00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:28,719 - Mm, no, just Paris. 283 00:20:28,719 --> 00:20:31,219 - But I want the moon. - Sorry. 284 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:38,599 - What about all that money? - What about it? 285 00:20:38,599 --> 00:20:40,839 - How do you travel with so much money? 286 00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:41,672 - Mm. 287 00:20:42,879 --> 00:20:45,130 It's a very complex system that I have. 288 00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:46,488 - Oh yeah? 289 00:20:46,488 --> 00:20:49,991 - I swipe my credit card with the casino concierge 290 00:20:49,991 --> 00:20:52,830 and he opens up a line of credit, 291 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:56,663 and then when I want cash, he brings it to me. 292 00:20:58,359 --> 00:20:59,719 It's very, very complex. 293 00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:02,258 Did you get any of that? 294 00:21:02,258 --> 00:21:04,029 - Don't be an asshole. 295 00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,529 - I can't help it. 296 00:21:07,342 --> 00:21:11,259 - What are you doing? 297 00:21:24,647 --> 00:21:27,147 - You know, you lied, old man. 298 00:21:42,491 --> 00:21:43,741 Are you hungry? 299 00:21:44,817 --> 00:21:47,038 - I'm always hungry. 300 00:21:47,038 --> 00:21:50,621 Pick up the phone, order whatever you want. 301 00:21:55,049 --> 00:21:55,882 Oh, hello? 302 00:21:58,217 --> 00:21:59,668 There's a guy just there. 303 00:21:59,668 --> 00:22:02,001 - That's the butler. - Fancy. 304 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,129 Yes, hi. 305 00:22:05,129 --> 00:22:07,879 Um, can I have two cheeseburgers, 306 00:22:09,299 --> 00:22:12,466 onion rings, and two chocolate shakes? 307 00:22:14,179 --> 00:22:15,012 Thank you. 308 00:22:18,179 --> 00:22:20,450 Did you want something? 309 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,599 maybe this is heaven. 310 00:22:32,636 --> 00:22:33,752 - Eden. 311 00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:35,518 - What's the difference? 312 00:22:35,518 --> 00:22:40,518 - One you're dead, and the other you're alive, I think. 313 00:23:00,659 --> 00:23:03,659 - You're really into God, huh? 314 00:23:05,168 --> 00:23:07,617 - Well, where I'm from 315 00:23:07,617 --> 00:23:11,088 the church is one of the few things still there. 316 00:23:11,088 --> 00:23:12,588 - Business of God. 317 00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:16,686 I bet God's worth a lot more than zero out there. 318 00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:18,019 - Yeah. - Clouds, 319 00:23:19,054 --> 00:23:21,849 the gates, the whole shebang. 320 00:23:21,849 --> 00:23:24,408 It's a hell of a business model. 321 00:23:24,408 --> 00:23:28,575 When you realize you've been ripped off, too late. 322 00:23:31,969 --> 00:23:33,302 - Are you a Jew? 323 00:23:35,698 --> 00:23:37,938 - You ever made love to a Jew before? 324 00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:40,361 - What do you think happens when you die? 325 00:23:40,361 --> 00:23:41,276 - You're gone? 326 00:23:41,276 --> 00:23:42,908 - That's sad. 327 00:23:42,908 --> 00:23:43,741 - Mm. 328 00:23:48,836 --> 00:23:52,172 Is it? 329 00:23:52,172 --> 00:23:55,708 Isn't it all just a metaphor anyway? 330 00:23:55,708 --> 00:24:00,161 Some self-help book to deal with oppressive Romans. 331 00:24:00,161 --> 00:24:02,627 You shut down your mind and its desires 332 00:24:02,627 --> 00:24:07,055 and its greed and its doubt, and you go towards the light, 333 00:24:07,055 --> 00:24:08,906 and you go towards the truth, 334 00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:10,617 and then ye shall be set free 335 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:13,308 and heaven shall be a place on earth. 336 00:24:13,308 --> 00:24:15,141 RIP, Belinda Carlisle. 337 00:24:17,647 --> 00:24:18,480 - Who? 338 00:24:19,367 --> 00:24:22,367 - Exactly. 339 00:24:23,822 --> 00:24:25,989 - Belinda Carlisle? - Yeah. 340 00:24:31,916 --> 00:24:33,944 - Oh, she's not dead. - What? 341 00:24:33,944 --> 00:24:35,057 - Yeah, it says here she lives 342 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,594 on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. 343 00:24:36,594 --> 00:24:38,261 - Oh, tomato tomato. 344 00:24:40,904 --> 00:24:43,554 Say something really mean to me. 345 00:24:43,554 --> 00:24:45,142 - Why? 346 00:24:45,142 --> 00:24:46,642 - Just indulge me. 347 00:24:47,784 --> 00:24:48,951 - Mean? - Mean. 348 00:24:51,944 --> 00:24:54,134 - Why can't I say something really nice? 349 00:24:54,134 --> 00:24:56,194 - You know the origin of the word nice? 350 00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:57,136 Simple. 351 00:24:57,136 --> 00:24:58,754 Nice is always a lie. 352 00:24:58,754 --> 00:25:02,615 Mean, always the truth. - That's not true. 353 00:25:02,615 --> 00:25:03,698 - Okay, okay. 354 00:25:04,576 --> 00:25:05,409 Nice then. 355 00:25:08,456 --> 00:25:09,373 - You are a 356 00:25:12,776 --> 00:25:13,881 wonderful kisser. 357 00:25:13,881 --> 00:25:15,320 - That's a lie. 358 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,304 - No, that's true. 359 00:25:16,304 --> 00:25:17,763 - Wonderful? - Mm-hmm. 360 00:25:17,763 --> 00:25:18,930 - Good, maybe. 361 00:25:20,362 --> 00:25:24,512 Acceptable more likely, serviceable for sure, but wonderful? 362 00:25:24,512 --> 00:25:25,654 Mm. 363 00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:27,080 Now you just want out of this game 364 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,063 and you just decided to overdo the compliment 365 00:25:29,063 --> 00:25:32,730 in hopes of flattery and retreat on my part. 366 00:25:33,643 --> 00:25:34,476 Come on. 367 00:25:36,454 --> 00:25:37,287 Come on. 368 00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:38,907 I think you might actually be good at this. 369 00:25:38,907 --> 00:25:40,657 Just cut to the core. 370 00:25:41,512 --> 00:25:43,409 Tell me something I can't see from the inside. 371 00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:46,494 - I thought that this was supposed to be Eden? 372 00:25:46,494 --> 00:25:48,790 - What, Eden can't be mean? 373 00:25:48,790 --> 00:25:50,608 I'm happy right now, all right? 374 00:25:50,608 --> 00:25:51,659 I am. 375 00:25:51,659 --> 00:25:53,909 So just go with me on this. 376 00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:58,966 - Okay. 377 00:26:12,122 --> 00:26:13,773 You're going gray. 378 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:16,527 - That's an observation I make every morning. 379 00:26:16,527 --> 00:26:17,634 - Mm. 380 00:26:17,634 --> 00:26:20,601 You don't have enough hair on your chest. 381 00:26:20,601 --> 00:26:22,733 - Okay, I like it that way. 382 00:26:22,733 --> 00:26:24,453 - You have bags under your eyes. 383 00:26:24,453 --> 00:26:25,286 - Next. 384 00:26:26,634 --> 00:26:28,474 - You're hiding something. 385 00:26:28,474 --> 00:26:29,493 - Okay. - Mm. 386 00:26:29,493 --> 00:26:32,114 You aren't that slick, charming, or smart. 387 00:26:32,114 --> 00:26:34,802 You're acting at it. - Good. 388 00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,429 - You're going off a picture you saw in a magazine. 389 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:38,262 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 390 00:26:38,262 --> 00:26:39,114 You're a wannabe. 391 00:26:39,114 --> 00:26:40,197 - Okay, go. 392 00:26:40,197 --> 00:26:42,655 - You took your idea of Ben Affleck, 393 00:26:42,655 --> 00:26:45,234 and you smashed him together with... 394 00:26:45,234 --> 00:26:47,845 Fuck, I don't know who, but somebody who, 395 00:26:47,845 --> 00:26:49,506 who thinks that they're better than they are. 396 00:26:49,506 --> 00:26:50,339 - Good, keep going. 397 00:26:50,339 --> 00:26:53,172 - I haven't really been orgasming. 398 00:27:03,375 --> 00:27:05,095 Sorry, I didn't mean. 399 00:27:05,095 --> 00:27:05,928 - No. 400 00:27:07,925 --> 00:27:10,349 No. 401 00:27:10,349 --> 00:27:11,266 No, no, um. 402 00:27:12,969 --> 00:27:14,495 You're better at this than I thought, 403 00:27:14,495 --> 00:27:18,162 and I thought you were gonna be pretty good. 404 00:27:18,162 --> 00:27:18,995 So. 405 00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:25,233 - I feel pretty good right now. 406 00:27:25,233 --> 00:27:26,576 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 407 00:27:26,576 --> 00:27:28,533 - Like you just got rid of something? 408 00:27:28,533 --> 00:27:29,509 - Yeah. 409 00:27:29,509 --> 00:27:30,866 - Well, I'm glad I could help. 410 00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:32,405 - Was this from your therapist too? 411 00:27:32,405 --> 00:27:33,754 - No. 412 00:27:33,754 --> 00:27:36,245 No, no, this was from my dad. 413 00:27:36,245 --> 00:27:40,125 You ever play this game with your dad? 414 00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,128 That'll end your childhood real quick. 415 00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:43,711 - What's the point? 416 00:27:44,853 --> 00:27:46,610 - He thought that the only point to life 417 00:27:46,610 --> 00:27:48,443 was self-improvement. 418 00:27:48,443 --> 00:27:49,914 And in order to keep improving, 419 00:27:49,914 --> 00:27:52,543 you had to keep ripping yourself apart, 420 00:27:52,543 --> 00:27:55,343 to build something stronger. 421 00:27:55,343 --> 00:27:58,676 If you're not growing, you're shrinking. 422 00:28:03,618 --> 00:28:07,785 You wanna be a winner, or do you wanna be a loser? 423 00:28:10,303 --> 00:28:12,053 - Mm, wanna watch me? 424 00:28:14,277 --> 00:28:16,005 - Watch you? 425 00:28:16,005 --> 00:28:16,838 - Orgasm. 426 00:30:49,825 --> 00:30:51,132 - Pretty awesome, huh? 427 00:30:51,132 --> 00:30:52,201 The shower? 428 00:30:52,201 --> 00:30:53,180 - Yeah, amazing. 429 00:30:53,180 --> 00:30:55,430 There's like, two shower heads. 430 00:30:55,430 --> 00:30:56,263 - You'd think that Las Vegas 431 00:30:56,263 --> 00:30:58,641 was floating on the Colorado River. 432 00:30:58,641 --> 00:31:00,099 - Why? 433 00:31:00,099 --> 00:31:02,925 - Because all that water. 434 00:31:02,925 --> 00:31:05,807 Sorry, that was a bad water joke. 435 00:31:05,807 --> 00:31:09,367 Uh, oh, I got you some stuff for the day's events. 436 00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:10,711 - Events? - Yeah. 437 00:31:10,711 --> 00:31:12,180 Pool and then dinner. 438 00:31:12,180 --> 00:31:16,336 - Oh, um, I thought that we would just be staying in. 439 00:31:16,336 --> 00:31:19,206 - Tempting, but I thought we would get some fresh air 440 00:31:19,206 --> 00:31:23,123 and let the lady clean the room, and, you know. 441 00:31:26,487 --> 00:31:27,320 - Where's dinner? 442 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,153 The Academy Awards? 443 00:31:28,153 --> 00:31:29,477 - Good one. 444 00:31:29,477 --> 00:31:30,310 I just rented that. 445 00:31:30,310 --> 00:31:32,107 Turns out they will let you rent anything 446 00:31:32,107 --> 00:31:34,887 when you play $5,000 a hand blackjack. 447 00:31:34,887 --> 00:31:37,127 You wanna rent a turtle? - What? 448 00:31:37,127 --> 00:31:37,975 - That's the most ridiculous thing 449 00:31:37,975 --> 00:31:40,927 I could think of off the top of my head. 450 00:31:40,927 --> 00:31:43,482 Don't worry, we can rent normal stuff too, 451 00:31:43,482 --> 00:31:45,732 like sex toys, or whatever. 452 00:31:46,775 --> 00:31:48,715 - What about your brother? 453 00:31:48,715 --> 00:31:52,031 - We are meeting them at the pool. 454 00:31:52,031 --> 00:31:53,281 I got a cabana. 455 00:31:56,803 --> 00:31:58,412 What? 456 00:31:58,412 --> 00:32:00,925 - Your brother and his friends? 457 00:32:00,925 --> 00:32:02,733 - You're here visiting your father 458 00:32:02,733 --> 00:32:03,594 and you wanted to hang out 459 00:32:03,594 --> 00:32:05,594 with a fellow artist while you were here. 460 00:32:05,594 --> 00:32:07,184 - A fellow artist? - Yeah, 461 00:32:07,184 --> 00:32:09,851 because you, studying sculpture. 462 00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:14,005 - You told them all that? - No. 463 00:32:14,005 --> 00:32:16,338 But I can if you want me to. 464 00:32:17,344 --> 00:32:18,453 You worry too much. 465 00:32:18,453 --> 00:32:20,074 - Oh, well, are you gonna fix that too? 466 00:32:20,074 --> 00:32:21,241 - Maybe. 467 00:32:25,523 --> 00:32:28,813 - I'm gonna be a scientist, studying the brain. 468 00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:29,933 - Sure you don't wanna be an astronaut? 469 00:32:29,933 --> 00:32:31,302 I mean, if you're gonna do it 470 00:32:31,302 --> 00:32:32,328 you may as well go for broke. 471 00:32:32,328 --> 00:32:34,245 - No, the brain. - Okay. 472 00:32:36,824 --> 00:32:39,128 Brain researcher from Arizona University 473 00:32:39,128 --> 00:32:43,274 here to study one of the finest minds of this generation. 474 00:32:43,274 --> 00:32:44,107 Yeah? 475 00:32:45,445 --> 00:32:49,445 Now, shape up and let's have a nice, normal day. 476 00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:54,313 And on that note, 477 00:32:54,313 --> 00:32:55,896 I am going to um... 478 00:32:59,414 --> 00:33:00,247 You know what? 479 00:33:00,247 --> 00:33:01,382 I'm paying partly for the pleasure 480 00:33:01,382 --> 00:33:03,353 of saying everything right, 481 00:33:03,353 --> 00:33:05,033 I'm gonna take a nice morning deuce, 482 00:33:05,033 --> 00:33:07,073 and when I come back, light as a feather, 483 00:33:07,073 --> 00:33:08,573 to the pool, Jane. 484 00:33:09,668 --> 00:33:11,251 - Aye aye, captain. 485 00:33:43,111 --> 00:33:44,740 - Why aren't you dressed? 486 00:33:44,740 --> 00:33:46,680 - Just daydreaming. 487 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,570 - Well, less dreaming, 488 00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:52,100 more action. 489 00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:54,717 What about Buenos Aires? 490 00:33:54,717 --> 00:33:55,550 - Huh? 491 00:33:56,996 --> 00:33:59,387 - Paris is so cliche. 492 00:33:59,387 --> 00:34:01,727 Buenos Aires is, it's romantic. 493 00:34:01,727 --> 00:34:03,938 It's like the Paris of South America 494 00:34:03,938 --> 00:34:06,210 but without all the tourists. 495 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:10,639 I don't know, just a suggestion, just riffing here. 496 00:34:10,639 --> 00:34:13,839 - Thanks, but it's uh, Paris or bust for me. 497 00:34:13,839 --> 00:34:16,311 - Why? - It's a secret. 498 00:34:16,311 --> 00:34:17,228 - Mm. 499 00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:21,751 - You're feeling better. 500 00:34:21,751 --> 00:34:23,242 - I am. 501 00:34:23,242 --> 00:34:26,391 - From when we first met you're happier. 502 00:34:26,391 --> 00:34:27,570 - Maybe. 503 00:34:27,570 --> 00:34:28,403 - Good. 504 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,511 - What about you? - Well, it's no Paris, 505 00:34:31,511 --> 00:34:32,594 but it'll do. 506 00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:39,751 Do you mind if I skip the pool? 507 00:34:39,751 --> 00:34:40,922 - Why? - I'm just, 508 00:34:40,922 --> 00:34:42,715 I'm not feeling it. 509 00:34:42,715 --> 00:34:46,086 I don't really do so well around other people. 510 00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:49,515 - Want a Klonopin? - What's it do? 511 00:34:49,515 --> 00:34:53,526 - One is like having two glasses of wine. 512 00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:55,374 - Why don't you just have two glasses of wine? 513 00:34:55,374 --> 00:34:58,814 - Because then I'd be an alcoholic. 514 00:34:58,814 --> 00:34:59,814 - I'll pass. 515 00:35:02,398 --> 00:35:05,065 Uh, I should give you that back. 516 00:35:06,225 --> 00:35:08,885 - Oh, please. 517 00:35:08,885 --> 00:35:10,468 Don't embarrass me. 518 00:35:13,174 --> 00:35:14,420 - What? 519 00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:17,003 - You are a curious case. 520 00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:20,590 You're a person that deals with people but hates people. 521 00:35:20,590 --> 00:35:21,880 - Well, I don't hate people, 522 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:26,547 I hate more than three people together at any one place. 523 00:35:28,734 --> 00:35:30,317 - I am, by the way. 524 00:35:31,445 --> 00:35:32,865 Happier. 525 00:35:32,865 --> 00:35:36,184 I like you, even though you're weird. 526 00:35:36,184 --> 00:35:40,267 I think I actually like you because you're weird. 527 00:35:41,754 --> 00:35:42,754 - Thank you. 528 00:35:44,814 --> 00:35:47,314 - So, 529 00:35:48,155 --> 00:35:48,988 what now? 530 00:36:57,589 --> 00:37:00,339 - It's good not to be alone. - Mm. 531 00:37:13,878 --> 00:37:18,461 - Mm, to God and to country. 532 00:37:19,378 --> 00:37:21,357 Mm, bad luck not to drink on a toast. 533 00:37:21,357 --> 00:37:22,778 - Mm, and I only look at champagne. 534 00:37:22,778 --> 00:37:24,688 - Why? - The bubbles. 535 00:37:24,688 --> 00:37:25,774 They don' bring out the devil 536 00:37:25,774 --> 00:37:27,443 and make me feel somethin' awful in the mornin'. 537 00:37:27,443 --> 00:37:28,276 - Wow. 538 00:37:28,276 --> 00:37:30,367 No champagne and no anal sex. 539 00:37:30,367 --> 00:37:33,258 You are uh, you're missing out on all the fun. 540 00:37:33,258 --> 00:37:34,760 - We should go to dinner. 541 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,046 - It's midnight. 542 00:37:36,046 --> 00:37:37,647 - Oh fuck, really? 543 00:37:37,647 --> 00:37:38,480 - Bonzai! 544 00:37:42,349 --> 00:37:44,599 Bonzai, Daniel-San, banzai. 545 00:37:46,557 --> 00:37:48,207 No? 546 00:37:48,207 --> 00:37:50,174 "Karate Kid"? No? 547 00:37:50,174 --> 00:37:51,581 - Oh, vaguely. 548 00:37:51,581 --> 00:37:52,414 - Fuck. 549 00:37:53,636 --> 00:37:54,469 Okay. 550 00:37:55,906 --> 00:37:58,496 Do you have a pimp? - Yeah. 551 00:37:58,496 --> 00:37:59,901 He has as scar and a cane, 552 00:37:59,901 --> 00:38:03,317 and uh, well, he beats me when I'm short. 553 00:38:03,317 --> 00:38:04,817 His name's Bobcat. 554 00:38:06,536 --> 00:38:09,704 - I think that maybe I should become a pimp. 555 00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:10,957 - Well, I'm not hiring. 556 00:38:10,957 --> 00:38:12,458 I'm a sole proprietorship. 557 00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:14,509 - That's smart. - Very. 558 00:38:14,509 --> 00:38:15,342 - I think you would be 559 00:38:15,342 --> 00:38:18,177 an excellent investment opportunity, though. 560 00:38:18,177 --> 00:38:20,240 There's very little overhead, it's all cash, 561 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:22,403 and there's no taxes, and you just, 562 00:38:22,403 --> 00:38:24,568 you hire the best and you let them do their thing, 563 00:38:24,568 --> 00:38:25,681 you just let it rip. 564 00:38:25,681 --> 00:38:27,792 It, it's, it's the oldest profession 565 00:38:27,792 --> 00:38:29,773 but it's also the oldest investment opportunity. 566 00:38:29,773 --> 00:38:31,157 - Mm. 567 00:38:31,157 --> 00:38:32,240 Baker. - What? 568 00:38:34,063 --> 00:38:34,912 - Uh, 569 00:38:34,912 --> 00:38:38,421 were there prostitutes or bakers first? 570 00:38:38,421 --> 00:38:41,402 - People were having sex before they invented fire. 571 00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:42,850 - Yeah, but were they selling it? 572 00:38:42,850 --> 00:38:44,221 - Undoubtedly. 573 00:38:44,221 --> 00:38:48,472 But I think now, 574 00:38:48,472 --> 00:38:50,831 never have you been, like, 575 00:38:50,831 --> 00:38:52,821 more vital than you are at the present moment? 576 00:38:52,821 --> 00:38:53,797 - Vital? - Vital. 577 00:38:53,797 --> 00:38:55,187 - What does that mean? 578 00:38:55,187 --> 00:38:56,020 - Vital? 579 00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:57,228 It means- - No, no, no, 580 00:38:57,228 --> 00:38:58,512 yeah, I know what vital means. 581 00:38:58,512 --> 00:38:59,752 Please do not explain it to me 582 00:38:59,752 --> 00:39:02,173 like I'm some desert bunny trash. 583 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,828 - I wouldn't think of it, that was- 584 00:39:03,828 --> 00:39:05,245 - Why am I vital? 585 00:39:10,396 --> 00:39:11,896 - Every guy should 586 00:39:13,354 --> 00:39:15,437 feel, I don't know, as free as I feel right now. 587 00:39:15,437 --> 00:39:17,181 I can say whatever I wanna say, 588 00:39:17,181 --> 00:39:20,098 I can be who I am, who I really am. 589 00:39:21,311 --> 00:39:24,270 Nobody loves anybody and nobody's trying 590 00:39:24,270 --> 00:39:26,391 to manipulate anybody's emotions, 591 00:39:26,391 --> 00:39:28,808 and I don't know, there's no like, 592 00:39:28,808 --> 00:39:32,562 buried resentments or hidden maneuvers 593 00:39:32,562 --> 00:39:33,901 and tactics and shit. 594 00:39:33,901 --> 00:39:35,739 I think the French have this right, 595 00:39:35,739 --> 00:39:37,802 and that's probably the only time I'll ever say that. 596 00:39:37,802 --> 00:39:42,655 But I think that sex should be separate from a relationship. 597 00:39:42,655 --> 00:39:45,600 If I wanna fuck my wife, great. 598 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,154 But if I fuck somebody else 599 00:39:47,154 --> 00:39:48,589 then I can just be with my wife 600 00:39:48,589 --> 00:39:49,818 instead of being miserable 601 00:39:49,818 --> 00:39:51,526 trying to bag the old ball and chain for like, 602 00:39:51,526 --> 00:39:52,734 the 2,000th time. 603 00:39:52,734 --> 00:39:56,078 I think it's, it's more natural... 604 00:39:56,078 --> 00:40:00,898 No, scratch that, it's more monogamous than monogamy. 605 00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:03,820 Seeing a prostitute's like, the first class of monogamy. 606 00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:06,380 - You're married? - Fuck no. 607 00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:08,006 No, this is in theory. 608 00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:08,972 In theory. 609 00:40:08,972 --> 00:40:10,455 - What about you not in theory? 610 00:40:10,455 --> 00:40:12,061 - Wow, okay. 611 00:40:12,061 --> 00:40:13,267 Jesus, doctor. 612 00:40:13,267 --> 00:40:14,100 Um. 613 00:40:16,404 --> 00:40:18,945 It's not just I who is frustrated, 614 00:40:18,945 --> 00:40:22,409 it's the whole current epoch of my male brethren, right? 615 00:40:22,409 --> 00:40:25,775 These, these are confusing times right now. 616 00:40:25,775 --> 00:40:27,860 - Are you always like this? - Like what? 617 00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:29,027 - Controlling. 618 00:40:30,964 --> 00:40:32,381 - Just bad genes. 619 00:40:34,820 --> 00:40:36,820 - Well, I don't mind it. 620 00:40:37,958 --> 00:40:38,791 Ugh, sorry. 621 00:40:38,791 --> 00:40:40,708 Okay, I'm taking notes. 622 00:40:44,699 --> 00:40:47,282 - Um. 623 00:40:50,828 --> 00:40:51,661 Where was I? 624 00:40:51,661 --> 00:40:55,695 - Prostitute, monogamy, first class. 625 00:40:55,695 --> 00:40:56,686 - Uh, okay. 626 00:40:56,686 --> 00:40:57,853 How, what I... 627 00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:01,070 I think that... 628 00:41:02,367 --> 00:41:03,200 Okay. 629 00:41:04,428 --> 00:41:05,948 I'm a nice guy, 630 00:41:05,948 --> 00:41:08,918 and I think that I'm pretty fairly well adjusted, 631 00:41:08,918 --> 00:41:10,587 et cetera, et cetera, all that. 632 00:41:10,587 --> 00:41:13,731 And on some level, I wanna fall in love. 633 00:41:13,731 --> 00:41:15,187 That knock you down, pound you out, 634 00:41:15,187 --> 00:41:16,537 wake up in Paris kinda love, 635 00:41:16,537 --> 00:41:19,438 but let's face it, that's not real. 636 00:41:19,438 --> 00:41:20,729 Not really. 637 00:41:20,729 --> 00:41:22,591 And more on that later. 638 00:41:22,591 --> 00:41:25,164 The point is that that idea 639 00:41:25,164 --> 00:41:27,009 makes me what some people would call 640 00:41:27,009 --> 00:41:28,924 as like, a bit of a playboy. 641 00:41:28,924 --> 00:41:31,612 But the problem is, I have taste, right? 642 00:41:31,612 --> 00:41:33,868 - Mm-hmm. - I like and enjoy 643 00:41:33,868 --> 00:41:36,153 a very particular type of woman. 644 00:41:36,153 --> 00:41:37,777 I like somebody who's beautiful 645 00:41:37,777 --> 00:41:40,481 and intelligent and ambitious. 646 00:41:40,481 --> 00:41:41,314 ...and... 647 00:41:42,728 --> 00:41:47,527 Those type of women require energy and attention and money, 648 00:41:47,527 --> 00:41:48,360 and they wanna know 649 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,817 that there's an endgame to the whole thing. 650 00:41:50,817 --> 00:41:51,650 You know what I'm saying? 651 00:41:51,650 --> 00:41:52,788 - Yeah, yeah, sex is more than sex 652 00:41:52,788 --> 00:41:54,398 or else it's empty and shallow 653 00:41:54,398 --> 00:41:58,009 and brings out the worst, animalistic part of ourselves. 654 00:41:58,009 --> 00:42:01,259 - You are very quick. - Oh, for a woman? 655 00:42:02,838 --> 00:42:03,671 - Wow. 656 00:42:03,671 --> 00:42:06,718 And next we're gonna talk about your defensiveness. 657 00:42:06,718 --> 00:42:08,697 - Well you know, I run in very smart circles 658 00:42:08,697 --> 00:42:09,707 and memorize a few things. 659 00:42:09,707 --> 00:42:11,678 Now back to your modern male bullshit, whatever. 660 00:42:11,678 --> 00:42:12,794 - Um, 661 00:42:12,794 --> 00:42:14,237 okay. 662 00:42:14,237 --> 00:42:15,070 I...it's... 663 00:42:15,070 --> 00:42:16,065 There's probably a... 664 00:42:16,065 --> 00:42:16,898 No, there's like, 665 00:42:16,898 --> 00:42:21,348 probably 100 million in this very country alone, right? 666 00:42:21,348 --> 00:42:23,515 Like poor, just nice guys, 667 00:42:24,356 --> 00:42:27,486 nice guys who wanna get laid on a regular basis 668 00:42:27,486 --> 00:42:28,319 but who don't... 669 00:42:29,994 --> 00:42:31,281 want to engage 670 00:42:31,281 --> 00:42:33,612 in the dark arts of like, 671 00:42:33,612 --> 00:42:37,029 emotional forgery and passive sociopathy. 672 00:42:37,886 --> 00:42:42,428 What happens is, porn, masturbation, aloneness, 673 00:42:42,428 --> 00:42:45,654 and it's a closed loop that begins to cave in on itself 674 00:42:45,654 --> 00:42:49,467 and it's like a journey to the center of your mind. 675 00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:54,467 And my entire generation are a bunch of frustrated dudes 676 00:42:54,718 --> 00:42:57,148 that are just jerking off and talking to themselves 677 00:42:57,148 --> 00:42:58,689 and we need you. 678 00:42:58,689 --> 00:42:59,929 We need you. 679 00:42:59,929 --> 00:43:03,407 We need you to tell us that it's okay to pay for sex. 680 00:43:03,407 --> 00:43:05,291 That, that, that it's just sex, 681 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,676 and that you're happy to take the payment. 682 00:43:07,676 --> 00:43:10,628 - Don't feel guilty, it's only supply and demand. 683 00:43:10,628 --> 00:43:14,068 - But the demand side needs to know that it's moral 684 00:43:14,068 --> 00:43:16,620 in order for it to thrive in this country. 685 00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:19,113 It's a very Christian nation, 686 00:43:19,113 --> 00:43:22,993 and so we need, we need, you know, like a, 687 00:43:22,993 --> 00:43:26,160 we need an ad campaign, we need, um... 688 00:43:27,089 --> 00:43:29,868 We need, we need George Clooney staring 689 00:43:29,868 --> 00:43:31,588 straight down the barrel of the camera 690 00:43:31,588 --> 00:43:35,609 in black and white, very serious, very classy, 691 00:43:35,609 --> 00:43:39,393 saying, "I would argue at this point 692 00:43:39,393 --> 00:43:44,337 that seeing a prostitute is more moral than burning coal, 693 00:43:44,337 --> 00:43:47,252 and it's definitely more moral 694 00:43:47,252 --> 00:43:49,748 than buying anything from China. 695 00:43:49,748 --> 00:43:52,877 And it's definitely, certainly more moral 696 00:43:52,877 --> 00:43:57,837 than our first-world bourgeois addiction to the cocaine." 697 00:43:57,837 --> 00:43:58,670 - Get George Clooney 698 00:43:58,670 --> 00:44:00,798 to single handedly legalize prostitution. 699 00:44:00,798 --> 00:44:02,672 - Mm, set us free, my brother. 700 00:44:02,672 --> 00:44:04,423 - Let the market decide. 701 00:44:04,423 --> 00:44:06,423 - Let your heart decide. 702 00:44:07,522 --> 00:44:10,897 Let yourself loose, and, and, and love, you know? 703 00:44:10,897 --> 00:44:12,306 Love yourself. 704 00:44:12,306 --> 00:44:14,187 Love yourself and love your wife 705 00:44:14,187 --> 00:44:16,334 and love your prostitute. 706 00:44:16,334 --> 00:44:17,817 God bless America. 707 00:44:17,817 --> 00:44:20,969 - God fucking bless America. 708 00:45:01,872 --> 00:45:05,546 - Don't overdo it. 709 00:45:05,546 --> 00:45:07,186 Oh, my dad used to say that. 710 00:45:07,186 --> 00:45:08,519 Don't overdo it. 711 00:45:10,206 --> 00:45:11,123 Sorry, Pop. 712 00:45:12,266 --> 00:45:14,016 I think I overdid it. 713 00:45:22,247 --> 00:45:23,080 - Okay. 714 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:30,473 - Okay. 715 00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:32,933 - Hi. 716 00:45:32,933 --> 00:45:37,307 Yeah, can we get um, two scoops of vanilla ice cream? 717 00:45:37,307 --> 00:45:38,140 Thank you. 718 00:45:41,727 --> 00:45:44,310 It'll help settle your stomach. 719 00:45:47,836 --> 00:45:49,773 They give it to people after chemo. 720 00:45:49,773 --> 00:45:53,523 We just nuked your body, have some ice cream. 721 00:45:54,596 --> 00:45:56,513 - How do you know that? 722 00:45:57,458 --> 00:46:00,108 - I go to school for it. 723 00:46:00,108 --> 00:46:00,941 - Really? 724 00:46:03,076 --> 00:46:04,159 - Pediatrics. 725 00:46:14,562 --> 00:46:17,895 - That must be tough, all the sick kids. 726 00:46:29,166 --> 00:46:29,999 Okay. 727 00:46:35,782 --> 00:46:36,615 - What? 728 00:46:53,525 --> 00:46:55,692 - Do you have any friends? 729 00:46:57,885 --> 00:46:59,385 - Sure. 730 00:47:01,186 --> 00:47:05,775 - What are their, what are their middle names? 731 00:47:05,775 --> 00:47:07,192 - Why? 732 00:47:08,396 --> 00:47:12,896 - Because real friends know each other's middle names. 733 00:47:14,957 --> 00:47:15,790 - Grace. 734 00:47:19,277 --> 00:47:21,027 - Beth Grace Johnson. 735 00:47:25,261 --> 00:47:26,928 - Amy Grace Trudeau. 736 00:47:28,516 --> 00:47:30,183 - Amy Grace Trudeau. 737 00:47:32,957 --> 00:47:34,124 I believe you. 738 00:47:37,727 --> 00:47:40,060 - What about you? 739 00:47:43,734 --> 00:47:45,827 - Kevin Benjamin Meredith. 740 00:47:45,827 --> 00:47:49,574 - I don't believe you. 741 00:47:49,574 --> 00:47:50,407 - Good. 742 00:47:51,357 --> 00:47:52,408 Very good. 743 00:47:52,408 --> 00:47:54,575 - Kevin Benjamin Meredith. 744 00:47:58,993 --> 00:47:59,826 All right. 745 00:48:06,024 --> 00:48:07,941 - I haven't seen him in 746 00:48:09,054 --> 00:48:09,887 20 years. 747 00:48:11,974 --> 00:48:13,641 - Since you were 10? 748 00:48:15,454 --> 00:48:16,954 - Thank you. 749 00:48:19,258 --> 00:48:22,060 - You haven't made a friend in 20 years? 750 00:48:22,060 --> 00:48:24,696 - Not a real one. - Why? 751 00:48:24,696 --> 00:48:26,363 - Work, money. 752 00:48:28,534 --> 00:48:30,367 - I don't believe you. 753 00:48:33,908 --> 00:48:36,658 - What a weird thing friends are. 754 00:48:37,903 --> 00:48:39,820 Just the word, friends. 755 00:48:41,655 --> 00:48:42,488 Friends. 756 00:48:44,343 --> 00:48:48,243 - So then why don't you forget about money? 757 00:48:48,243 --> 00:48:50,160 - I can't. 758 00:48:51,695 --> 00:48:52,528 - Why? 759 00:48:53,415 --> 00:48:54,665 - I don't know. 760 00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:57,934 I blame my father. 761 00:48:59,394 --> 00:49:01,364 - Sure, take the easy way out. 762 00:49:01,364 --> 00:49:03,864 - That's what fathers are for. 763 00:49:06,884 --> 00:49:08,884 What's your middle name? 764 00:49:09,913 --> 00:49:13,983 - How much money do you have in your pocket? 765 00:49:13,983 --> 00:49:14,816 - Good. 766 00:49:15,884 --> 00:49:16,717 Very good. 767 00:50:16,826 --> 00:50:17,659 Mm-mm. 768 00:50:31,647 --> 00:50:32,480 - Leigh. 769 00:51:06,223 --> 00:51:07,723 - What do you see? 770 00:51:14,790 --> 00:51:15,790 - The truth? 771 00:51:17,031 --> 00:51:19,114 - If not now, when? 772 00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:26,045 - Sadness. 773 00:51:29,919 --> 00:51:32,502 - All men my age are sad. - Why? 774 00:51:33,482 --> 00:51:36,532 - 'Cause their dreams are done. 775 00:51:36,532 --> 00:51:38,365 - Says who? 776 00:51:43,332 --> 00:51:46,292 - What do you really see though, 777 00:51:46,292 --> 00:51:47,959 when you look at me? 778 00:51:53,531 --> 00:51:56,722 - Um, I see a man 779 00:51:56,722 --> 00:51:58,122 surrounded by things. 780 00:52:02,052 --> 00:52:06,385 Uh, a man who's made the acquisition of these things 781 00:52:07,802 --> 00:52:08,969 his main goal. 782 00:52:12,842 --> 00:52:15,101 And I think he's just starting to realize 783 00:52:15,101 --> 00:52:19,151 that these things are only making it worse 784 00:52:19,151 --> 00:52:22,400 because now he's tricked himself 785 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:25,331 into thinking that these things are a part of him, 786 00:52:25,331 --> 00:52:29,498 the same as his kidneys or his liver or his heart. 787 00:52:34,538 --> 00:52:35,823 And I think it's his heart 788 00:52:35,823 --> 00:52:40,052 that he's almost convinced himself that he's forgotten. 789 00:52:40,052 --> 00:52:42,885 But he can still feel it, hear it. 790 00:52:45,226 --> 00:52:47,332 Like a faint echo in the back of a dark cave, 791 00:52:47,332 --> 00:52:50,499 not quite sure where it's coming from. 792 00:52:54,242 --> 00:52:58,909 And I think that this is really the root of his sadness. 793 00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:06,003 That he decided long ago to go against his heart, 794 00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:10,435 against what God has given him, 795 00:53:12,463 --> 00:53:15,812 in order to force himself into a system 796 00:53:15,812 --> 00:53:20,729 whose sole goal is the acquisition of more and more things. 797 00:53:24,823 --> 00:53:26,990 - Why does he do it? 798 00:53:28,346 --> 00:53:30,429 - Because he fears death. 799 00:53:34,815 --> 00:53:37,551 - What's gonna happen to him? 800 00:53:37,551 --> 00:53:38,384 - It's easy. 801 00:53:38,384 --> 00:53:41,217 He dies the same as everyone else. 802 00:53:42,434 --> 00:53:43,866 - And what about all my things? 803 00:53:43,866 --> 00:53:45,116 - Mm, they die. 804 00:53:48,346 --> 00:53:49,455 - That's impossible. 805 00:53:49,455 --> 00:53:53,026 - No, even your paintings in the end die. 806 00:53:53,026 --> 00:53:56,609 Gone in the next great flood when this 807 00:53:56,609 --> 00:53:59,359 sand turns back into ocean floor. 808 00:54:01,911 --> 00:54:06,154 - Well, then what hope is there for any of us? 809 00:54:06,154 --> 00:54:06,987 - Now. 810 00:54:34,664 --> 00:54:35,497 Oh. 811 00:54:37,904 --> 00:54:41,003 Hey, are you still alive in there? 812 00:54:41,003 --> 00:54:42,253 - Barely. 813 00:55:02,219 --> 00:55:04,552 - Hey, when's your birthday? 814 00:55:05,465 --> 00:55:07,132 - January 9th. 815 00:55:08,076 --> 00:55:10,220 - What year? - '80. 816 00:55:20,625 --> 00:55:22,792 - You're a Capricorn, huh? 817 00:55:25,505 --> 00:55:26,338 Figures. 818 00:55:31,702 --> 00:55:32,535 Mm. 819 00:55:34,201 --> 00:55:35,451 Mm, mm, mm, mm. 820 00:56:14,801 --> 00:56:17,488 Remind me never to put anything up my nose again. 821 00:56:17,488 --> 00:56:18,321 Jesus. 822 00:56:22,540 --> 00:56:23,373 - Oh, no. 823 00:56:24,809 --> 00:56:26,790 You gotta get up. 824 00:56:26,790 --> 00:56:27,623 - Why? 825 00:56:27,623 --> 00:56:29,350 - Because if you stay down, 826 00:56:29,350 --> 00:56:32,118 you'll think you belong there. 827 00:56:32,118 --> 00:56:33,270 We'll never get out of here. 828 00:56:33,270 --> 00:56:34,916 My dad used to say that. 829 00:56:34,916 --> 00:56:35,889 Come on. 830 00:56:35,889 --> 00:56:36,796 - Did he ever consume 831 00:56:36,796 --> 00:56:39,390 massive amounts of cocaine and champagne? 832 00:56:39,390 --> 00:56:40,790 - Well, then you just gotta get higher. 833 00:56:40,790 --> 00:56:41,623 Let's go. 834 00:56:41,623 --> 00:56:43,758 - I don't wanna do any drugs. 835 00:56:43,758 --> 00:56:45,830 - I know what you need. 836 00:56:45,830 --> 00:56:47,740 - How do you have- - Excitement. 837 00:56:47,740 --> 00:56:48,573 Adventure. 838 00:56:48,573 --> 00:56:50,190 - How do you, how do you have all this energy? 839 00:56:50,190 --> 00:56:52,078 - I don't know. 840 00:56:53,758 --> 00:56:57,675 - Don't you just wanna stay in the bed all day? 841 00:56:59,220 --> 00:57:01,300 - Do you trust me? 842 00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:02,695 Do you trust me? 843 00:57:02,695 --> 00:57:04,510 - With what? 844 00:57:04,510 --> 00:57:05,927 - With your life. 845 00:57:08,287 --> 00:57:09,620 - Yeah. 846 00:57:09,620 --> 00:57:11,953 Fuckin', yes. - Right answer. 847 00:57:13,529 --> 00:57:14,696 Okay, come on. 848 00:57:16,449 --> 00:57:17,833 Let's go. - Mm. 849 00:57:17,833 --> 00:57:19,126 - I have to get out of here, please. 850 00:57:19,126 --> 00:57:19,959 - Mm. 851 00:57:21,070 --> 00:57:22,465 Mm. 852 00:57:30,257 --> 00:57:32,257 - Come on. - It's Sunday? 853 00:57:34,105 --> 00:57:34,938 - Yeah. 854 00:57:36,635 --> 00:57:38,135 - The 22nd? - Sure. 855 00:57:39,970 --> 00:57:41,504 - You wanna have some real fun? 856 00:57:41,504 --> 00:57:42,337 - Please! 857 00:57:42,337 --> 00:57:44,292 Please, please, please, please, please. 858 00:57:44,292 --> 00:57:45,560 - Okay. 859 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:46,893 All right, move. 860 00:57:56,169 --> 00:57:57,002 Okay. 861 00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:17,578 There. 862 00:58:17,578 --> 00:58:19,303 - What's this? 863 00:58:19,303 --> 00:58:20,220 - 10 grand. 864 00:58:21,674 --> 00:58:23,263 - And in return? 865 00:58:23,263 --> 00:58:25,513 - We watch a movie tonight. 866 00:58:26,492 --> 00:58:28,143 - No deal. 867 00:58:28,143 --> 00:58:30,765 I fucking hate movies. 868 00:58:30,765 --> 00:58:33,015 - You didn't let me finish. 869 00:58:35,605 --> 00:58:39,085 After we have an afternoon full of action, 870 00:58:39,085 --> 00:58:42,925 adventure, and international intrigue, 871 00:58:42,925 --> 00:58:44,925 and I double your money. 872 00:58:46,493 --> 00:58:48,712 - Okay, I'm listening. 873 00:58:48,712 --> 00:58:51,565 - We are gonna day trade the yen. 874 00:58:51,565 --> 00:58:52,813 - What the what? 875 00:58:52,813 --> 00:58:55,874 - It's the Japanese currency. - How? 876 00:58:55,874 --> 00:58:59,018 - Broker in Hong Kong. - But it's Sunday. 877 00:58:59,018 --> 00:59:01,437 - It's Monday in Tokyo. 878 00:59:01,437 --> 00:59:02,604 Are you ready? 879 00:59:03,463 --> 00:59:05,380 - What do I have to do? 880 00:59:08,202 --> 00:59:09,903 How many of those can you take? 881 00:59:09,903 --> 00:59:10,736 - 37. 882 00:59:16,208 --> 00:59:20,023 And these little guys, two of those and a cocktail 883 00:59:20,023 --> 00:59:22,133 and it is lights out, bucko. 884 00:59:22,133 --> 00:59:25,142 - A regular pharmacist. - Mm, call me doctor. 885 00:59:25,142 --> 00:59:27,274 And don't try to control me. 886 00:59:27,274 --> 00:59:28,107 Okay. 887 00:59:28,107 --> 00:59:31,034 Take out your phone and type in 888 00:59:31,034 --> 00:59:34,451 "The value of the yen versus the dollar." 889 00:59:45,304 --> 00:59:46,971 - 120 to one. - Okay. 890 00:59:48,663 --> 00:59:51,148 So if you think it's going to go up, 891 00:59:51,148 --> 00:59:53,538 meaning that you think one dollar 892 00:59:53,538 --> 00:59:56,567 is gonna buy more than 120 yen, 893 00:59:56,567 --> 00:59:58,348 then you wanna buy long. 894 00:59:58,348 --> 01:00:00,577 Or the call, if you think it's gonna go down 895 01:00:00,577 --> 01:00:02,018 then you wanna buy short. 896 01:00:02,018 --> 01:00:05,478 What's the price of the call option? 897 01:00:05,478 --> 01:00:07,238 - I'm completely lost. 898 01:00:07,238 --> 01:00:11,418 - Okay, the call will buy you 100 yen for the price of one. 899 01:00:11,418 --> 01:00:15,388 So if you buy at 120 and it goes down to 118, 900 01:00:15,388 --> 01:00:17,967 how much did you just lose? 901 01:00:17,967 --> 01:00:19,879 - Two cents? - Two dollars. 902 01:00:19,879 --> 01:00:20,712 - What? 903 01:00:20,712 --> 01:00:22,247 How does two cents become two dollars? 904 01:00:22,247 --> 01:00:25,847 - Because you just bought 100 but only paid for one. 905 01:00:25,847 --> 01:00:26,907 - That's... 906 01:00:26,907 --> 01:00:29,898 That's fucked. - Not if you win. 907 01:00:29,898 --> 01:00:31,065 Are you ready? 908 01:00:32,167 --> 01:00:33,778 - For what? 909 01:00:33,778 --> 01:00:35,668 - Okay, grab the phone. 910 01:00:35,668 --> 01:00:37,197 You wanna get in at the open 911 01:00:37,197 --> 01:00:40,218 before everything goes to shit. 912 01:00:40,218 --> 01:00:41,385 Are you ready? 913 01:00:49,247 --> 01:00:50,978 What's the worst that could happen? 914 01:00:50,978 --> 01:00:53,474 You lose my 10 grand. 915 01:00:53,474 --> 01:00:55,875 - Mm, I'd have to watch a movie for free. 916 01:00:55,875 --> 01:00:58,958 - Well, there are risks in this life. 917 01:01:01,378 --> 01:01:02,795 Time's a wastin'. 918 01:01:08,116 --> 01:01:10,533 Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. 919 01:01:13,047 --> 01:01:16,214 Ask for an outside international line. 920 01:01:26,348 --> 01:01:29,931 - Can I have an outside international line? 921 01:01:32,266 --> 01:01:33,327 - Okay. 922 01:01:33,327 --> 01:01:34,160 08 923 01:01:36,327 --> 01:01:37,160 32 924 01:01:38,623 --> 01:01:42,106 3, 679, 2284. 925 01:01:44,218 --> 01:01:46,701 - 679? - 2284. 926 01:01:50,538 --> 01:01:52,288 - Okay, it's ringing. 927 01:01:54,103 --> 01:01:54,936 Hello. 928 01:01:56,508 --> 01:01:57,959 - It's a bank? - Okay. 929 01:01:57,959 --> 01:02:02,959 Ask for Maxwell Kane, and when he picks up call him Max-Max. 930 01:02:05,610 --> 01:02:07,527 - Maxwell Kane, please. 931 01:02:08,898 --> 01:02:10,481 Okay, it's ringing. 932 01:02:12,764 --> 01:02:13,764 Hi, Max-Max? 933 01:02:16,388 --> 01:02:17,538 Uh- 934 01:02:17,538 --> 01:02:18,838 - Tell him that you're with The Monk 935 01:02:18,838 --> 01:02:21,410 and that we wanna trade options on the yen. 936 01:02:21,410 --> 01:02:23,537 - Um, I'm with The Monk 937 01:02:23,537 --> 01:02:27,204 and we wanna trade options on the yen today. 938 01:02:28,679 --> 01:02:29,512 How much. 939 01:02:29,512 --> 01:02:31,429 How much? - You tell me. 940 01:02:32,954 --> 01:02:34,287 - Call or short? 941 01:02:35,404 --> 01:02:36,671 One second, Max-Max. 942 01:02:36,671 --> 01:02:38,999 Okay, please stop fucking around. 943 01:02:38,999 --> 01:02:40,613 What should I do? - Pick a color. 944 01:02:40,613 --> 01:02:41,446 Red or black. 945 01:02:41,446 --> 01:02:42,593 - This isn't roulette, it's math. 946 01:02:42,593 --> 01:02:43,605 - No, no, no, no, no, 947 01:02:43,605 --> 01:02:46,238 this is roulette disguised as math, all right? 948 01:02:46,238 --> 01:02:49,571 Up or down, long or short, red or black. 949 01:02:51,837 --> 01:02:53,733 - I want call options, Max-Max. 950 01:02:53,733 --> 01:02:56,566 Can you give me some call options? 951 01:02:58,918 --> 01:02:59,751 How much? 952 01:03:01,579 --> 01:03:02,412 - Um, 953 01:03:05,632 --> 01:03:06,465 10,000. 954 01:03:08,952 --> 01:03:10,459 He's laughing. 955 01:03:10,459 --> 01:03:12,987 - It's because 10,000 will only get you a couple hundred 956 01:03:12,987 --> 01:03:15,227 if it goes up two cents. 957 01:03:15,227 --> 01:03:18,064 You gotta bet big to win big. 958 01:03:18,064 --> 01:03:21,416 Ask him, ask him what the credit line is at? 959 01:03:21,416 --> 01:03:24,083 - Um, what's his credit line at? 960 01:03:28,776 --> 01:03:29,693 20 million? 961 01:03:31,147 --> 01:03:33,386 - Okay, your call. 962 01:03:33,386 --> 01:03:37,005 But market is gonna jump off, so chop chop. 963 01:03:37,005 --> 01:03:37,838 - Shit. 964 01:03:38,710 --> 01:03:39,543 Uh. 965 01:03:42,848 --> 01:03:44,185 500? 966 01:03:44,185 --> 01:03:45,755 - That only gets you a couple thousand. 967 01:03:45,755 --> 01:03:47,088 - Uh, 1 million? 968 01:03:48,333 --> 01:03:49,859 - Mm, only gets you about 10 grand. 969 01:03:49,859 --> 01:03:51,678 - 2 million? 970 01:03:51,678 --> 01:03:53,888 - Why don't we win big? 971 01:03:53,888 --> 01:03:56,019 - Uh. 972 01:03:56,019 --> 01:03:56,960 um, 3 million. 973 01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:58,800 I want 3 million on call options, Max-Max. 974 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,300 Give me 3 million. 975 01:04:01,368 --> 01:04:02,201 Thank you. 976 01:04:03,253 --> 01:04:05,657 - Ooh-wee. - Oh my god! 977 01:04:05,657 --> 01:04:06,490 Oh my god! 978 01:04:07,604 --> 01:04:09,187 Oh fuck, oh my god. 979 01:04:12,276 --> 01:04:15,748 Where's my phone? Where is my phone? 980 01:04:15,748 --> 01:04:16,876 Nope, I can't watch, actually. 981 01:04:16,876 --> 01:04:18,121 Nope, I can't, uh-uh. 982 01:04:18,121 --> 01:04:19,166 Okay. 983 01:04:19,166 --> 01:04:20,388 Oh my god. 984 01:04:20,388 --> 01:04:21,221 Holy shit! 985 01:04:23,106 --> 01:04:25,172 What's it doing? - I'm not watching. 986 01:04:25,172 --> 01:04:27,817 - What? Why? - It's your bet. 987 01:04:27,817 --> 01:04:30,984 There's 3 million dollars riding here! 988 01:04:35,143 --> 01:04:37,601 No, it's, it's not moving. 989 01:04:37,601 --> 01:04:41,111 - That's probably not gonna move for a little while. 990 01:04:41,111 --> 01:04:43,330 The markets don't really start to move until 10. 991 01:04:43,330 --> 01:04:45,937 - Well, what about all that jumping off shit? 992 01:04:45,937 --> 01:04:47,828 - That was dramatic tension. 993 01:04:47,828 --> 01:04:50,516 - What time is it there? - Six. 994 01:04:50,516 --> 01:04:52,433 - Oh, Jiminy Christmas. 995 01:04:54,707 --> 01:04:57,340 - It is bath time. 996 01:05:02,172 --> 01:05:03,005 - No, I can't, I can't. 997 01:05:03,005 --> 01:05:04,314 Oh my god, I can't, I can't, I can't. 998 01:05:04,314 --> 01:05:05,147 I just can't. 999 01:05:05,147 --> 01:05:06,230 Oh. 1000 01:05:06,230 --> 01:05:07,230 No, I can't. 1001 01:05:08,682 --> 01:05:11,527 - Sell right now and you win. 1002 01:05:11,527 --> 01:05:12,360 - Oh my god, it's up! 1003 01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:13,335 I'm up five points! 1004 01:05:13,335 --> 01:05:14,252 I'm at 125! 1005 01:05:15,131 --> 01:05:16,594 No, 123! 1006 01:05:16,594 --> 01:05:17,872 No, no, no! 1007 01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:20,692 Oh my god I'm back up to 125! 1008 01:05:20,692 --> 01:05:21,732 - Sell right now, you win. 1009 01:05:21,732 --> 01:05:23,137 - No, what if it goes higher? 1010 01:05:23,137 --> 01:05:26,887 - More, more, more! 1011 01:06:31,417 --> 01:06:32,250 - Tighter. 1012 01:07:00,390 --> 01:07:02,057 - Let's go to Paris. 1013 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:07,273 - When? 1014 01:07:08,481 --> 01:07:09,398 - Tomorrow. 1015 01:07:29,017 --> 01:07:31,361 God bless us, everyone. 1016 01:07:57,553 --> 01:08:00,140 - Hey, what's your favorite restaurant in Paris? 1017 01:08:00,140 --> 01:08:02,513 - Uh, Cafe Julians on the River. 1018 01:08:02,513 --> 01:08:06,680 - I wanna sit at Cafe Julians and drink champagne. 1019 01:08:08,063 --> 01:08:10,032 - I thought you didn't drink champagne? 1020 01:08:10,032 --> 01:08:11,865 - Well, when in Paris. 1021 01:08:14,926 --> 01:08:18,390 - Can you check and see what time the flight boards? 1022 01:08:18,390 --> 01:08:21,233 - I don't have the tickets. 1023 01:08:21,233 --> 01:08:22,901 - They're on my phone. 1024 01:08:22,901 --> 01:08:25,812 - I thought you threw your phone over the balcony? 1025 01:08:25,812 --> 01:08:27,102 - They sent up a new one. 1026 01:08:27,102 --> 01:08:29,685 It should be on the nightstand. 1027 01:08:41,997 --> 01:08:42,830 - Ow. 1028 01:08:42,830 --> 01:08:43,716 It's locked. 1029 01:08:43,716 --> 01:08:44,799 - 2323. 1030 01:08:49,690 --> 01:08:52,357 - Okay, it says the flights are. 1031 01:09:44,601 --> 01:09:47,253 - I asked what time the flight boards 1032 01:09:47,253 --> 01:09:48,086 - Oh. 1033 01:09:49,431 --> 01:09:50,264 Uh. 1034 01:09:52,036 --> 01:09:52,869 Um. 1035 01:09:56,830 --> 01:09:58,663 4:30. - Great. 1036 01:09:58,663 --> 01:10:01,139 Pre-flight cocktail. 1037 01:10:01,139 --> 01:10:03,320 You want one? - Sure. 1038 01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:04,487 - Super. 1039 01:10:06,976 --> 01:10:07,809 Okay. 1040 01:10:43,032 --> 01:10:44,634 - My name's Rebecca Moore. 1041 01:10:44,634 --> 01:10:46,573 My mother has stage 3 stomach cancer 1042 01:10:46,573 --> 01:10:47,406 and we live in Reno. 1043 01:10:47,406 --> 01:10:48,435 - No. 1044 01:10:48,435 --> 01:10:49,593 - This will help pay for her chemo. 1045 01:10:49,593 --> 01:10:50,426 - Don't! 1046 01:11:01,315 --> 01:11:03,148 What's your real name? 1047 01:11:05,686 --> 01:11:07,112 - Rebecca Moore. 1048 01:11:07,112 --> 01:11:07,945 I live in Reno. 1049 01:11:07,945 --> 01:11:12,161 - You know the interesting thing about these suites? 1050 01:11:12,161 --> 01:11:15,075 Is that there's actually two safes. 1051 01:11:15,075 --> 01:11:18,651 There's the smaller everyday safe in the closet, 1052 01:11:18,651 --> 01:11:20,624 but then there's the heavy hitter. 1053 01:11:20,624 --> 01:11:24,206 It's a little bit tricky to find, though, 1054 01:11:24,206 --> 01:11:26,289 'cause it's a floor safe. 1055 01:11:33,572 --> 01:11:34,822 Your real name. 1056 01:11:40,595 --> 01:11:42,428 What's your real name? 1057 01:11:49,544 --> 01:11:50,584 Hello. 1058 01:11:50,584 --> 01:11:53,943 Can I get you to send 100 grand cash up? 1059 01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:55,360 Thanks very much. 1060 01:11:56,659 --> 01:11:58,659 - Who are you? 1061 01:11:59,886 --> 01:12:03,136 - David Carthridge. - Where do you live? 1062 01:12:05,731 --> 01:12:08,689 - Doorman building on Central Park. 1063 01:12:08,689 --> 01:12:12,224 - What do you really do? 1064 01:12:12,224 --> 01:12:14,664 - Commodities broker for a large private equity firm 1065 01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:17,515 specializing in energy, specifically crude. 1066 01:12:17,515 --> 01:12:19,098 - Oil? - Black gold. 1067 01:12:20,475 --> 01:12:22,144 - Was? 1068 01:12:22,144 --> 01:12:24,364 - My father died. 1069 01:12:24,364 --> 01:12:26,024 This is his funeral. 1070 01:12:26,024 --> 01:12:28,325 - What about your brother's bachelor party. 1071 01:12:28,325 --> 01:12:29,579 - Those guys you met work for me. 1072 01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:31,492 I brought them out here to celebrate. 1073 01:12:31,492 --> 01:12:34,366 - Your father's death? - The execution of his estate. 1074 01:12:34,366 --> 01:12:36,094 - Meaning? 1075 01:12:36,094 --> 01:12:37,214 - Meaning a Caribbean bank 1076 01:12:37,214 --> 01:12:39,072 deposited $100 million into my bank account. 1077 01:12:56,974 --> 01:13:00,161 It's funny how one minute 50 grand 1078 01:13:00,161 --> 01:13:03,328 can seem like a fortune, and the next. 1079 01:13:11,982 --> 01:13:14,149 - My name's Melissa Price. 1080 01:13:16,363 --> 01:13:18,963 - Where are you from, Melissa Price? 1081 01:13:18,963 --> 01:13:19,796 - Jean. 1082 01:13:21,132 --> 01:13:22,462 One of those little desert towns 1083 01:13:22,462 --> 01:13:24,962 you pass on your way from L.A. 1084 01:13:27,172 --> 01:13:29,339 - How old are you? 1085 01:13:30,631 --> 01:13:31,464 - 25. 1086 01:13:36,432 --> 01:13:37,803 It was nice. 1087 01:13:37,803 --> 01:13:40,636 - How much longer can you do this? 1088 01:13:41,622 --> 01:13:42,539 - 10 years. 1089 01:13:44,672 --> 01:13:46,672 - And then what? - And then I'll own 1090 01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:49,203 two apartments in Phoenix and live off the rent. 1091 01:13:49,203 --> 01:13:50,854 - What is that? 1092 01:13:50,854 --> 01:13:52,187 50 grand a year? 1093 01:13:53,243 --> 01:13:55,493 - My dad didn't own a fund. 1094 01:14:01,302 --> 01:14:04,635 - You know, the day that my father died, 1095 01:14:08,734 --> 01:14:12,817 there were screams of joy in his office building. 1096 01:14:13,752 --> 01:14:15,854 And I just sat there, 1097 01:14:15,854 --> 01:14:16,687 having just learned 1098 01:14:16,687 --> 01:14:19,763 that my father's atrial wall had exploded, 1099 01:14:19,763 --> 01:14:23,180 and I listened to adults scream with joy. 1100 01:14:26,790 --> 01:14:30,232 One day he ruled over 1,000 people and the next he didn't, 1101 01:14:30,232 --> 01:14:32,149 because it wasn't real. 1102 01:14:33,602 --> 01:14:34,901 I mean, how could something real 1103 01:14:34,901 --> 01:14:37,401 fall apart in just one second? 1104 01:14:41,272 --> 01:14:44,895 His whole life was just some hologram 1105 01:14:44,895 --> 01:14:48,374 that was created by lots and lots of cash, 1106 01:14:48,374 --> 01:14:50,622 and the only thing real that he might've experienced 1107 01:14:50,622 --> 01:14:52,955 in his whole life was dying. 1108 01:14:53,991 --> 01:14:55,824 - That's a good story. 1109 01:14:58,379 --> 01:15:01,942 But the truth is, that while he was alive 1110 01:15:01,942 --> 01:15:03,940 he did everything he wanted to, 1111 01:15:03,940 --> 01:15:06,683 because he could, because he had more money 1112 01:15:06,683 --> 01:15:09,283 and more power than anyone. 1113 01:15:09,283 --> 01:15:10,381 They'll hate you for it, 1114 01:15:10,381 --> 01:15:11,574 but who cares what they think? 1115 01:15:11,574 --> 01:15:13,702 Because at the end of the day, everyone's dead, 1116 01:15:13,702 --> 01:15:16,742 and the only thing that matters is how you live. 1117 01:15:16,742 --> 01:15:19,902 Your father won and they lost. 1118 01:15:19,902 --> 01:15:21,142 - Jesus died penniless 1119 01:15:21,142 --> 01:15:23,862 and he still gets top billing in every drawer in this town. 1120 01:15:23,862 --> 01:15:26,334 - Jesus died hung by nails for days. 1121 01:15:26,334 --> 01:15:29,054 The rest is a fairytale they tell the poor 1122 01:15:29,054 --> 01:15:33,304 to keep them happy and poor and away from the rich. 1123 01:15:46,307 --> 01:15:47,640 - Melissa Price, 1124 01:15:49,319 --> 01:15:50,152 25, 1125 01:15:51,890 --> 01:15:53,223 there is no God, 1126 01:15:55,488 --> 01:16:00,466 there is no love, there is no joy, just cold hard cash. 1127 01:16:00,466 --> 01:16:02,943 - David Carthridge, poor little rich kid 1128 01:16:02,943 --> 01:16:05,577 who gives a hooker 50k so he can pretend he has a soul, 1129 01:16:05,577 --> 01:16:09,866 pretend like this whole weekend wasn't about one thing. 1130 01:16:09,866 --> 01:16:10,783 Fucking me. 1131 01:16:14,641 --> 01:16:16,141 - That's not true. 1132 01:16:28,807 --> 01:16:33,496 - I didn't ask for any of this money, I just have it. 1133 01:16:33,496 --> 01:16:36,287 And it attracts people, they're obsessed with it. 1134 01:16:36,287 --> 01:16:41,047 All around me are people that will devote their entire lives 1135 01:16:41,047 --> 01:16:44,298 to making as much money as I was given. 1136 01:16:44,298 --> 01:16:46,310 They'll destroy themselves, they'll destroy each other, 1137 01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:48,506 they'll destroy anything to get it. 1138 01:16:48,506 --> 01:16:52,396 I didn't have to destroy myself for it, I already had it, 1139 01:16:52,396 --> 01:16:54,276 so I got to keep my soul. 1140 01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:56,526 It's unfair, but it's true. 1141 01:17:00,311 --> 01:17:03,061 - How long have you been up here? 1142 01:17:04,514 --> 01:17:05,347 - What? 1143 01:17:06,876 --> 01:17:11,293 - You've been up here thinking long before I arrived. 1144 01:17:12,447 --> 01:17:13,280 - 20 days. 1145 01:17:14,138 --> 01:17:14,971 - Why? 1146 01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:20,049 - Because my dad died. - And? 1147 01:17:21,196 --> 01:17:24,978 - I realized that my life is the same hologram that his was. 1148 01:17:24,978 --> 01:17:25,811 - Oh. 1149 01:17:28,967 --> 01:17:31,898 So this was a spiritual journey. 1150 01:17:31,898 --> 01:17:34,546 Holed up above Las Vegas to find something real 1151 01:17:34,546 --> 01:17:36,379 with a woman you paid. 1152 01:17:38,756 --> 01:17:40,418 This was a consume everything, 1153 01:17:40,418 --> 01:17:44,327 I came to ease the pain the only way I know how for 20 days, 1154 01:17:44,327 --> 01:17:45,735 but the pain was still there 1155 01:17:45,735 --> 01:17:49,607 so you had to consume something else, me. 1156 01:17:49,607 --> 01:17:51,084 But you fucked up. 1157 01:17:51,084 --> 01:17:52,356 You decided to feel something 1158 01:17:52,356 --> 01:17:54,856 rather than consume something. 1159 01:18:05,327 --> 01:18:07,077 - Tell me your story. 1160 01:18:09,938 --> 01:18:11,438 I'm paying for it. 1161 01:18:22,527 --> 01:18:26,110 - You were what, 23 when we went into Iraq? 1162 01:18:26,951 --> 01:18:29,701 - Yeah. - Working for your father? 1163 01:18:30,796 --> 01:18:32,076 - Mm-hmm. 1164 01:18:32,076 --> 01:18:34,196 - Just out of some fancy school. 1165 01:18:34,196 --> 01:18:35,446 - Yeah. 1166 01:18:36,495 --> 01:18:39,679 - You wore $2,000 suits, had a secretary, 1167 01:18:39,679 --> 01:18:42,666 ate stake dinners twice a week. 1168 01:18:42,666 --> 01:18:47,666 But deep down you felt like an artist, a painter. 1169 01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:52,293 - Maybe. 1170 01:18:57,174 --> 01:19:02,174 - What happened to the price of oil after we went in? 1171 01:19:02,356 --> 01:19:05,106 - It tripled. - Did you celebrate? 1172 01:19:06,261 --> 01:19:07,095 - I was 25. - Be brave. 1173 01:19:07,095 --> 01:19:08,512 If not now, when? 1174 01:19:09,975 --> 01:19:11,225 - I bought a... 1175 01:19:13,495 --> 01:19:15,162 Bought an apartment, 1176 01:19:18,329 --> 01:19:19,775 uh, in South Beach. 1177 01:19:19,775 --> 01:19:22,306 - Did you wait a week? 1178 01:19:22,306 --> 01:19:25,139 Or was it the very day we invaded? 1179 01:19:27,083 --> 01:19:29,418 You had the guys down for the weekend, 1180 01:19:29,418 --> 01:19:31,085 sun, cocaine, women. 1181 01:19:33,674 --> 01:19:35,005 Hundreds of thousands of people 1182 01:19:35,005 --> 01:19:37,588 were gonna die and you knew it. 1183 01:19:39,654 --> 01:19:43,794 But not you, and not any of your friends. 1184 01:19:43,794 --> 01:19:48,377 Just the poor fuckers living on the wrong kind of sand. 1185 01:20:16,073 --> 01:20:18,906 I was 10 when my dad died in Iraq. 1186 01:20:21,123 --> 01:20:24,206 I was 16 when my mom finally gave in. 1187 01:20:26,354 --> 01:20:28,494 I never was very good at school. 1188 01:20:28,494 --> 01:20:31,494 I met a man, came to Vegas with him. 1189 01:20:33,954 --> 01:20:35,170 I wanted to be a singer, 1190 01:20:35,170 --> 01:20:37,146 I was gonna have my own show at Caesars 1191 01:20:37,146 --> 01:20:39,979 and then a record contract in L.A. 1192 01:20:43,866 --> 01:20:45,533 But things get hard. 1193 01:20:48,455 --> 01:20:52,788 And someone gives you $300 one night and away you go. 1194 01:21:25,034 --> 01:21:28,534 Up here you get to make up your own story. 1195 01:21:29,735 --> 01:21:31,865 But down there, your story gets branded on you 1196 01:21:31,865 --> 01:21:33,194 the moment you're born. 1197 01:21:33,194 --> 01:21:35,361 There is no power in that, 1198 01:21:36,524 --> 01:21:37,691 only struggle. 1199 01:21:45,774 --> 01:21:46,941 - Was it real? 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