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- Oh, god.
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Okay.
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- Morning.
- Hi.
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- Hey.
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- Room service?
- Yeah.
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I um, I was just surprised
that you were still here.
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- Oh.
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- I'm happy.
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I was pleasantly surprised.
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- Here I am.
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Um, do you mind if I use your bathroom?
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- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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There's one at the other
end of the living room,
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or there's a second master if
you want some more privacy.
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I uh, I hope that you don't
mind a large breakfast.
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I'm uh, I'm one of those annoying people
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that wakes up early and eats.
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Like some kind of rooster.
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- Um, I'm gonna go.
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- What?
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There's breakfast.
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- Oh, that's really sweet,
but I gotta get going.
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- Right.
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Uh, yeah, back to uh,
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English?
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English lit, right?
- Huh?
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- Back to Arizona University
to study English lit?
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Yeah.
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- Arizona, not Arizona State.
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Classy not trashy.
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- That's right.
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- Clarissa.
- Yeah.
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- It's Irish?
- Uh, I don't know.
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I'd have to ask my mom.
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Um, okay, I'm gonna run.
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Uh, next time you're in
town, uh, give me a ring.
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- Three grand.
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Three grand to stay the rest of the day.
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- Oh, I, I have to get
back to my roommate.
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- Three-five?
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- Um.
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- I'm sorry.
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Um.
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Am I being offensive?
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I haven't done this before.
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I just, I like you.
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And I thought with last night,
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you seemed pretty...
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Um, let me start again.
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Are you around today?
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Because I would really like to spend
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the rest of the day with you.
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And I know that you're probably busy,
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so I could give you
something for your time.
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$4,000 be enough?
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- Um.
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I don't know, it still
feels kind of weird.
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- You know what I do with my paintings?
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I um, I detach myself from them.
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I...
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I don't know, I think of
them as a lump of coal,
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or, or a barrel of oil,
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the furthest thing from which they are.
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And I give them a price
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and then I let the market do its dance,
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free and unfettered from
any emotional reaction.
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- But what if it was
you and not a painting?
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- Let me get what I can get.
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- Everything has a number
and that number is its price.
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- Simple.
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- What if there is no number?
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- Then it's known as worthless.
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- Or priceless.
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You don't think things
are priceless, do you?
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- I don't.
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- Everything has a price?
- Yeah.
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- What about God?
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What uh, what number
would you give for God?
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- Um.
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Okay, uh, just so I can
play correctly here,
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God in this scenario
is you, or God is God?
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- God is God.
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- Zero.
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- God is worthless.
- There is no God.
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I'm talking in the market, right?
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In the real world.
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God has no bearing on the price of things,
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therefore, God has no value.
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- But what if I say there is a God,
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and honoring him costs money.
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- Well, then God has a number for you,
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but to me, God is a zero.
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- So everyone has their own numbers
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and can make up their own numbers.
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- And thus a market is created.
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- And those with more numbers to spend
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can make up higher numbers
and take whatever they want.
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- Yes, and those with
lower numbers must adapt
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and make higher numbers and acquire power.
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- Except for God?
- Except for God,
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who doesn't exist.
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- 5,000.
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- And your real name.
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- Clarissa is my real
name, and no anal sex.
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- Make up another name then.
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- Why?
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- Because Clarissa's not your real name.
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It was engineered to sound
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vaguely like a part of your sexual anatomy
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and kickstart my subconscious libido.
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It's a brilliant piece
of subliminal marketing,
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if you knew it or not.
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- What do you really do for a living?
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- I really am a painter.
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- A painter?
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In the penthouse suite
with a bunch of bros
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at a club with eight
bottles of Grey Goose?
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- I'm a really good painter,
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here for my brother's bachelor party,
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and those were his friends.
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Uncomplicated savages
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from the province of Orange County, yuck.
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Doctors and dentists and the like.
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Very grotesque sort.
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- So you're a painter in L.A.
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- No, New York City.
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- You said L.A. last night.
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- I said I used to live in L.A.
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and now I live in New York City,
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and you don't trust me.
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- Why do you care what my name is?
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- 'Cause I want the real thing.
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- Mm.
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You wanna play make-believe.
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- Five grand and your real name.
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- Jennifer.
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- Oh.
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Ow.
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- Oh.
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Party's starting early, huh?
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- Can't slow down, won't slow down.
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- Mm.
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Okay, hold on.
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I just need a minute to recover my chi.
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- Ugh.
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- It's not you, it's me.
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I'm not as young as you are.
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- It's okay.
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I can just
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close my eyes for a minute,
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lay here and just float.
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Where's your brother?
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- Hmm, no idea.
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If they need me, they'll call.
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- On your smashed phone?
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- On the room phone.
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Where are your clothes?
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You ordered clothes?
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- Travel light.
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Free as a bird, light as a feather.
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- What could you do right now?
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- What?
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- What could you do right
now that's gonna help you?
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- With what?
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- Your anxiety.
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- What anxiety?
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- The double vodka at 11
in the morning anxiety.
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- Oh.
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You know so much, don't you?
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- Um, some would say
the exact opposite, but-
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- Like who?
- Don't dodge.
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- What was the answer?
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- What could you do right now?
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- Sleep.
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Drink.
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Fuck.
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- Good.
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What else?
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- Um.
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I could go to the pool and sit in a cabana
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and drink something cold.
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- Good.
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What else?
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- I could get on a spaceship
and fly to the moon.
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- No you couldn't.
- Why not?
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- You don't have a spaceship.
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You don't have the proper training,
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and you probably couldn't
handle prolonged zero gravity
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with all the toxins
you've got in your system.
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- Oh, all right.
- Yeah.
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- All right.
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Really killing my vibe, you know?
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- Now you're getting it.
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Kill your vibe, kill your dream.
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The game...
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The game is, what could you do right now?
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- And what's the point of this game?
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- I'll tell you once you
give me something good.
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Not gonna happen.
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- I wish we could just fuck.
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- No you don't.
- Yes I do.
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- What could you do right now?
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- Um.
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Gamble in the casino,
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drive back to Arizona.
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Clean my bedroom, go grocery shopping.
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Fly to Paris, wash my car.
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- Okay, back up one, back up one.
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How would you fly to Paris?
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- On a plane.
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- And how would you get on the plane?
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- I,
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I would book my ticket on Expedia.
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- Okay, and then what?
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- Then,
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then I would book my hotel.
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- Which one?
- I don't know.
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- The Plaza.
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- Okay, the Plaza for
five nights in Paris.
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- Could you really do that?
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- Yeah, sure.
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- Then why haven't you?
- Really?
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- Why not?
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- You know why.
- I don't.
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- I.
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- I don't.
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- I don't have a passport.
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- You can get one tomorrow at the Embassy.
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All you need is $200 and two forms of ID.
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- Okay, fuck off.
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- You could do it tomorrow.
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- Spend all of my money flying to Paris
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and come back dead broke?
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- You could.
- I can't.
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- Why not?
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Why not?
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I'll give you 15 grand to
stay the rest of the weekend.
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You can go to Paris on Monday.
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- Are you serious?
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- Yeah, uh, can you
tell me what the rate is
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for a flight to Paris on Monday morning?
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2,000.
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And also the Plaza Hotel
on the Champs-Elysees?
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600 euro.
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Yeah, my friend would like to book that,
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both of them, leaving on
Monday and returning on Sunday.
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Name?
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- Hang up.
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- Name, miss?
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Miss?
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Name.
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Can you hold that for me
until tomorrow morning?
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Thank you.
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What could you do right now?
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- Punch you.
- True.
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My therapist used to make
me do that every week.
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She said that it improves your IQ.
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The more that you believe you can do,
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the happier and the smarter you'll be.
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- Uh, or it just makes you crazy.
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- Hmm.
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It's all imaginary.
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The box that you put yourself in,
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the rules that you let
other people give you.
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All the fears and the hopes
and the dreams, all of it.
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Fake.
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- Money's real.
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- Maybe.
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- Were you serious?
- Hmm?
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- About the weekend.
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- Yeah, I was.
272
00:19:15,259 --> 00:19:16,092
I am.
273
00:19:26,669 --> 00:19:27,502
- 20.
274
00:19:31,247 --> 00:19:32,080
- 17.5.
275
00:19:33,229 --> 00:19:34,062
- 18.
276
00:19:36,778 --> 00:19:37,611
- 20.
277
00:19:38,989 --> 00:19:39,822
And you book the flight right now.
278
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:51,982
- 17.5,
279
00:19:53,829 --> 00:19:55,162
and no anal sex.
280
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:16,087
- Think of what you can
do with all that money.
281
00:20:24,941 --> 00:20:26,210
- Now can I go to the moon?
282
00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:28,719
- Mm, no, just Paris.
283
00:20:28,719 --> 00:20:31,219
- But I want the moon.
- Sorry.
284
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:38,599
- What about all that money?
- What about it?
285
00:20:38,599 --> 00:20:40,839
- How do you travel with so much money?
286
00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:41,672
- Mm.
287
00:20:42,879 --> 00:20:45,130
It's a very complex system that I have.
288
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:46,488
- Oh yeah?
289
00:20:46,488 --> 00:20:49,991
- I swipe my credit card
with the casino concierge
290
00:20:49,991 --> 00:20:52,830
and he opens up a line of credit,
291
00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:56,663
and then when I want
cash, he brings it to me.
292
00:20:58,359 --> 00:20:59,719
It's very, very complex.
293
00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:02,258
Did you get any of that?
294
00:21:02,258 --> 00:21:04,029
- Don't be an asshole.
295
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,529
- I can't help it.
296
00:21:07,342 --> 00:21:11,259
- What are you doing?
297
00:21:24,647 --> 00:21:27,147
- You know, you lied, old man.
298
00:21:42,491 --> 00:21:43,741
Are you hungry?
299
00:21:44,817 --> 00:21:47,038
- I'm always hungry.
300
00:21:47,038 --> 00:21:50,621
Pick up the phone,
order whatever you want.
301
00:21:55,049 --> 00:21:55,882
Oh, hello?
302
00:21:58,217 --> 00:21:59,668
There's a guy just there.
303
00:21:59,668 --> 00:22:02,001
- That's the butler.
- Fancy.
304
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,129
Yes, hi.
305
00:22:05,129 --> 00:22:07,879
Um, can I have two cheeseburgers,
306
00:22:09,299 --> 00:22:12,466
onion rings, and two chocolate shakes?
307
00:22:14,179 --> 00:22:15,012
Thank you.
308
00:22:18,179 --> 00:22:20,450
Did you want something?
309
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,599
maybe this is heaven.
310
00:22:32,636 --> 00:22:33,752
- Eden.
311
00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:35,518
- What's the difference?
312
00:22:35,518 --> 00:22:40,518
- One you're dead, and the
other you're alive, I think.
313
00:23:00,659 --> 00:23:03,659
- You're really into God, huh?
314
00:23:05,168 --> 00:23:07,617
- Well, where I'm from
315
00:23:07,617 --> 00:23:11,088
the church is one of the
few things still there.
316
00:23:11,088 --> 00:23:12,588
- Business of God.
317
00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:16,686
I bet God's worth a lot
more than zero out there.
318
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:18,019
- Yeah.
- Clouds,
319
00:23:19,054 --> 00:23:21,849
the gates, the whole shebang.
320
00:23:21,849 --> 00:23:24,408
It's a hell of a business model.
321
00:23:24,408 --> 00:23:28,575
When you realize you've
been ripped off, too late.
322
00:23:31,969 --> 00:23:33,302
- Are you a Jew?
323
00:23:35,698 --> 00:23:37,938
- You ever made love to a Jew before?
324
00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:40,361
- What do you think happens when you die?
325
00:23:40,361 --> 00:23:41,276
- You're gone?
326
00:23:41,276 --> 00:23:42,908
- That's sad.
327
00:23:42,908 --> 00:23:43,741
- Mm.
328
00:23:48,836 --> 00:23:52,172
Is it?
329
00:23:52,172 --> 00:23:55,708
Isn't it all just a metaphor anyway?
330
00:23:55,708 --> 00:24:00,161
Some self-help book to deal
with oppressive Romans.
331
00:24:00,161 --> 00:24:02,627
You shut down your mind and its desires
332
00:24:02,627 --> 00:24:07,055
and its greed and its doubt,
and you go towards the light,
333
00:24:07,055 --> 00:24:08,906
and you go towards the truth,
334
00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:10,617
and then ye shall be set free
335
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:13,308
and heaven shall be a place on earth.
336
00:24:13,308 --> 00:24:15,141
RIP, Belinda Carlisle.
337
00:24:17,647 --> 00:24:18,480
- Who?
338
00:24:19,367 --> 00:24:22,367
- Exactly.
339
00:24:23,822 --> 00:24:25,989
- Belinda Carlisle?
- Yeah.
340
00:24:31,916 --> 00:24:33,944
- Oh, she's not dead.
- What?
341
00:24:33,944 --> 00:24:35,057
- Yeah, it says here she lives
342
00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,594
on the Upper West Side of Manhattan.
343
00:24:36,594 --> 00:24:38,261
- Oh, tomato tomato.
344
00:24:40,904 --> 00:24:43,554
Say something really mean to me.
345
00:24:43,554 --> 00:24:45,142
- Why?
346
00:24:45,142 --> 00:24:46,642
- Just indulge me.
347
00:24:47,784 --> 00:24:48,951
- Mean?
- Mean.
348
00:24:51,944 --> 00:24:54,134
- Why can't I say something really nice?
349
00:24:54,134 --> 00:24:56,194
- You know the origin of the word nice?
350
00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:57,136
Simple.
351
00:24:57,136 --> 00:24:58,754
Nice is always a lie.
352
00:24:58,754 --> 00:25:02,615
Mean, always the truth.
- That's not true.
353
00:25:02,615 --> 00:25:03,698
- Okay, okay.
354
00:25:04,576 --> 00:25:05,409
Nice then.
355
00:25:08,456 --> 00:25:09,373
- You are a
356
00:25:12,776 --> 00:25:13,881
wonderful kisser.
357
00:25:13,881 --> 00:25:15,320
- That's a lie.
358
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,304
- No, that's true.
359
00:25:16,304 --> 00:25:17,763
- Wonderful?
- Mm-hmm.
360
00:25:17,763 --> 00:25:18,930
- Good, maybe.
361
00:25:20,362 --> 00:25:24,512
Acceptable more likely, serviceable
for sure, but wonderful?
362
00:25:24,512 --> 00:25:25,654
Mm.
363
00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:27,080
Now you just want out of this game
364
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,063
and you just decided to
overdo the compliment
365
00:25:29,063 --> 00:25:32,730
in hopes of flattery
and retreat on my part.
366
00:25:33,643 --> 00:25:34,476
Come on.
367
00:25:36,454 --> 00:25:37,287
Come on.
368
00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:38,907
I think you might
actually be good at this.
369
00:25:38,907 --> 00:25:40,657
Just cut to the core.
370
00:25:41,512 --> 00:25:43,409
Tell me something I can't
see from the inside.
371
00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:46,494
- I thought that this
was supposed to be Eden?
372
00:25:46,494 --> 00:25:48,790
- What, Eden can't be mean?
373
00:25:48,790 --> 00:25:50,608
I'm happy right now, all right?
374
00:25:50,608 --> 00:25:51,659
I am.
375
00:25:51,659 --> 00:25:53,909
So just go with me on this.
376
00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:58,966
- Okay.
377
00:26:12,122 --> 00:26:13,773
You're going gray.
378
00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:16,527
- That's an observation
I make every morning.
379
00:26:16,527 --> 00:26:17,634
- Mm.
380
00:26:17,634 --> 00:26:20,601
You don't have enough hair on your chest.
381
00:26:20,601 --> 00:26:22,733
- Okay, I like it that way.
382
00:26:22,733 --> 00:26:24,453
- You have bags under your eyes.
383
00:26:24,453 --> 00:26:25,286
- Next.
384
00:26:26,634 --> 00:26:28,474
- You're hiding something.
385
00:26:28,474 --> 00:26:29,493
- Okay.
- Mm.
386
00:26:29,493 --> 00:26:32,114
You aren't that slick, charming, or smart.
387
00:26:32,114 --> 00:26:34,802
You're acting at it.
- Good.
388
00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,429
- You're going off a picture
you saw in a magazine.
389
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:38,262
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
390
00:26:38,262 --> 00:26:39,114
You're a wannabe.
391
00:26:39,114 --> 00:26:40,197
- Okay, go.
392
00:26:40,197 --> 00:26:42,655
- You took your idea of Ben Affleck,
393
00:26:42,655 --> 00:26:45,234
and you smashed him together with...
394
00:26:45,234 --> 00:26:47,845
Fuck, I don't know who, but somebody who,
395
00:26:47,845 --> 00:26:49,506
who thinks that
they're better than they are.
396
00:26:49,506 --> 00:26:50,339
- Good, keep going.
397
00:26:50,339 --> 00:26:53,172
- I haven't really been orgasming.
398
00:27:03,375 --> 00:27:05,095
Sorry, I didn't mean.
399
00:27:05,095 --> 00:27:05,928
- No.
400
00:27:07,925 --> 00:27:10,349
No.
401
00:27:10,349 --> 00:27:11,266
No, no, um.
402
00:27:12,969 --> 00:27:14,495
You're better at this than I thought,
403
00:27:14,495 --> 00:27:18,162
and I thought you were
gonna be pretty good.
404
00:27:18,162 --> 00:27:18,995
So.
405
00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:25,233
- I feel pretty good right now.
406
00:27:25,233 --> 00:27:26,576
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
407
00:27:26,576 --> 00:27:28,533
- Like you just got rid of something?
408
00:27:28,533 --> 00:27:29,509
- Yeah.
409
00:27:29,509 --> 00:27:30,866
- Well, I'm glad I could help.
410
00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:32,405
- Was this from your therapist too?
411
00:27:32,405 --> 00:27:33,754
- No.
412
00:27:33,754 --> 00:27:36,245
No, no, this was from my dad.
413
00:27:36,245 --> 00:27:40,125
You ever play this game with your dad?
414
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,128
That'll end your childhood real quick.
415
00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:43,711
- What's the point?
416
00:27:44,853 --> 00:27:46,610
- He thought that the only point to life
417
00:27:46,610 --> 00:27:48,443
was self-improvement.
418
00:27:48,443 --> 00:27:49,914
And in order to keep improving,
419
00:27:49,914 --> 00:27:52,543
you had to keep ripping yourself apart,
420
00:27:52,543 --> 00:27:55,343
to build something stronger.
421
00:27:55,343 --> 00:27:58,676
If you're not growing, you're shrinking.
422
00:28:03,618 --> 00:28:07,785
You wanna be a winner, or
do you wanna be a loser?
423
00:28:10,303 --> 00:28:12,053
- Mm, wanna watch me?
424
00:28:14,277 --> 00:28:16,005
- Watch you?
425
00:28:16,005 --> 00:28:16,838
- Orgasm.
426
00:30:49,825 --> 00:30:51,132
- Pretty awesome, huh?
427
00:30:51,132 --> 00:30:52,201
The shower?
428
00:30:52,201 --> 00:30:53,180
- Yeah, amazing.
429
00:30:53,180 --> 00:30:55,430
There's like, two shower heads.
430
00:30:55,430 --> 00:30:56,263
- You'd think that Las Vegas
431
00:30:56,263 --> 00:30:58,641
was floating on the Colorado River.
432
00:30:58,641 --> 00:31:00,099
- Why?
433
00:31:00,099 --> 00:31:02,925
- Because all that water.
434
00:31:02,925 --> 00:31:05,807
Sorry, that was a bad water joke.
435
00:31:05,807 --> 00:31:09,367
Uh, oh, I got you some
stuff for the day's events.
436
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:10,711
- Events?
- Yeah.
437
00:31:10,711 --> 00:31:12,180
Pool and then dinner.
438
00:31:12,180 --> 00:31:16,336
- Oh, um, I thought that we
would just be staying in.
439
00:31:16,336 --> 00:31:19,206
- Tempting, but I thought
we would get some fresh air
440
00:31:19,206 --> 00:31:23,123
and let the lady clean
the room, and, you know.
441
00:31:26,487 --> 00:31:27,320
- Where's dinner?
442
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,153
The Academy Awards?
443
00:31:28,153 --> 00:31:29,477
- Good one.
444
00:31:29,477 --> 00:31:30,310
I just rented that.
445
00:31:30,310 --> 00:31:32,107
Turns out they will let you rent anything
446
00:31:32,107 --> 00:31:34,887
when you play $5,000 a hand blackjack.
447
00:31:34,887 --> 00:31:37,127
You wanna rent a turtle?
- What?
448
00:31:37,127 --> 00:31:37,975
- That's the most ridiculous thing
449
00:31:37,975 --> 00:31:40,927
I could think of off the top of my head.
450
00:31:40,927 --> 00:31:43,482
Don't worry, we can rent normal stuff too,
451
00:31:43,482 --> 00:31:45,732
like sex toys, or whatever.
452
00:31:46,775 --> 00:31:48,715
- What about your brother?
453
00:31:48,715 --> 00:31:52,031
- We are meeting them at the pool.
454
00:31:52,031 --> 00:31:53,281
I got a cabana.
455
00:31:56,803 --> 00:31:58,412
What?
456
00:31:58,412 --> 00:32:00,925
- Your brother and his friends?
457
00:32:00,925 --> 00:32:02,733
- You're here visiting your father
458
00:32:02,733 --> 00:32:03,594
and you wanted to hang out
459
00:32:03,594 --> 00:32:05,594
with a fellow artist while you were here.
460
00:32:05,594 --> 00:32:07,184
- A fellow artist?
- Yeah,
461
00:32:07,184 --> 00:32:09,851
because you, studying sculpture.
462
00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:14,005
- You told them all that?
- No.
463
00:32:14,005 --> 00:32:16,338
But I can if you want me to.
464
00:32:17,344 --> 00:32:18,453
You worry too much.
465
00:32:18,453 --> 00:32:20,074
- Oh, well, are you gonna fix that too?
466
00:32:20,074 --> 00:32:21,241
- Maybe.
467
00:32:25,523 --> 00:32:28,813
- I'm gonna be a scientist,
studying the brain.
468
00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:29,933
- Sure you don't wanna be an astronaut?
469
00:32:29,933 --> 00:32:31,302
I mean, if you're gonna do it
470
00:32:31,302 --> 00:32:32,328
you may as well go for broke.
471
00:32:32,328 --> 00:32:34,245
- No, the brain.
- Okay.
472
00:32:36,824 --> 00:32:39,128
Brain researcher from Arizona University
473
00:32:39,128 --> 00:32:43,274
here to study one of the finest
minds of this generation.
474
00:32:43,274 --> 00:32:44,107
Yeah?
475
00:32:45,445 --> 00:32:49,445
Now, shape up and let's
have a nice, normal day.
476
00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:54,313
And on that note,
477
00:32:54,313 --> 00:32:55,896
I am going to um...
478
00:32:59,414 --> 00:33:00,247
You know what?
479
00:33:00,247 --> 00:33:01,382
I'm paying partly for the pleasure
480
00:33:01,382 --> 00:33:03,353
of saying everything right,
481
00:33:03,353 --> 00:33:05,033
I'm gonna take a nice morning deuce,
482
00:33:05,033 --> 00:33:07,073
and when I come back, light as a feather,
483
00:33:07,073 --> 00:33:08,573
to the pool, Jane.
484
00:33:09,668 --> 00:33:11,251
- Aye aye, captain.
485
00:33:43,111 --> 00:33:44,740
- Why aren't you dressed?
486
00:33:44,740 --> 00:33:46,680
- Just daydreaming.
487
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,570
- Well, less dreaming,
488
00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:52,100
more action.
489
00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:54,717
What about Buenos Aires?
490
00:33:54,717 --> 00:33:55,550
- Huh?
491
00:33:56,996 --> 00:33:59,387
- Paris is so cliche.
492
00:33:59,387 --> 00:34:01,727
Buenos Aires is, it's romantic.
493
00:34:01,727 --> 00:34:03,938
It's like the Paris of South America
494
00:34:03,938 --> 00:34:06,210
but without all the tourists.
495
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:10,639
I don't know, just a
suggestion, just riffing here.
496
00:34:10,639 --> 00:34:13,839
- Thanks, but it's uh,
Paris or bust for me.
497
00:34:13,839 --> 00:34:16,311
- Why?
- It's a secret.
498
00:34:16,311 --> 00:34:17,228
- Mm.
499
00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:21,751
- You're feeling better.
500
00:34:21,751 --> 00:34:23,242
- I am.
501
00:34:23,242 --> 00:34:26,391
- From when we
first met you're happier.
502
00:34:26,391 --> 00:34:27,570
- Maybe.
503
00:34:27,570 --> 00:34:28,403
- Good.
504
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,511
- What about you?
- Well, it's no Paris,
505
00:34:31,511 --> 00:34:32,594
but it'll do.
506
00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:39,751
Do you mind if I skip the pool?
507
00:34:39,751 --> 00:34:40,922
- Why?
- I'm just,
508
00:34:40,922 --> 00:34:42,715
I'm not feeling it.
509
00:34:42,715 --> 00:34:46,086
I don't really do so
well around other people.
510
00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:49,515
- Want a Klonopin?
- What's it do?
511
00:34:49,515 --> 00:34:53,526
- One is like having two glasses of wine.
512
00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:55,374
- Why don't you
just have two glasses of wine?
513
00:34:55,374 --> 00:34:58,814
- Because then I'd be an alcoholic.
514
00:34:58,814 --> 00:34:59,814
- I'll pass.
515
00:35:02,398 --> 00:35:05,065
Uh, I should give you that back.
516
00:35:06,225 --> 00:35:08,885
- Oh, please.
517
00:35:08,885 --> 00:35:10,468
Don't embarrass me.
518
00:35:13,174 --> 00:35:14,420
- What?
519
00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:17,003
- You are a curious case.
520
00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:20,590
You're a person that deals
with people but hates people.
521
00:35:20,590 --> 00:35:21,880
- Well, I don't hate people,
522
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:26,547
I hate more than three people
together at any one place.
523
00:35:28,734 --> 00:35:30,317
- I am, by the way.
524
00:35:31,445 --> 00:35:32,865
Happier.
525
00:35:32,865 --> 00:35:36,184
I like you, even though you're weird.
526
00:35:36,184 --> 00:35:40,267
I think I actually like
you because you're weird.
527
00:35:41,754 --> 00:35:42,754
- Thank you.
528
00:35:44,814 --> 00:35:47,314
- So,
529
00:35:48,155 --> 00:35:48,988
what now?
530
00:36:57,589 --> 00:37:00,339
- It's good not to be alone.
- Mm.
531
00:37:13,878 --> 00:37:18,461
- Mm, to God and to country.
532
00:37:19,378 --> 00:37:21,357
Mm, bad luck not to drink on a toast.
533
00:37:21,357 --> 00:37:22,778
- Mm, and I only look at champagne.
534
00:37:22,778 --> 00:37:24,688
- Why?
- The bubbles.
535
00:37:24,688 --> 00:37:25,774
They don' bring out the devil
536
00:37:25,774 --> 00:37:27,443
and make me feel somethin'
awful in the mornin'.
537
00:37:27,443 --> 00:37:28,276
- Wow.
538
00:37:28,276 --> 00:37:30,367
No champagne and no anal sex.
539
00:37:30,367 --> 00:37:33,258
You are uh, you're missing
out on all the fun.
540
00:37:33,258 --> 00:37:34,760
- We should go to dinner.
541
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,046
- It's midnight.
542
00:37:36,046 --> 00:37:37,647
- Oh fuck, really?
543
00:37:37,647 --> 00:37:38,480
- Bonzai!
544
00:37:42,349 --> 00:37:44,599
Bonzai, Daniel-San, banzai.
545
00:37:46,557 --> 00:37:48,207
No?
546
00:37:48,207 --> 00:37:50,174
"Karate Kid"? No?
547
00:37:50,174 --> 00:37:51,581
- Oh, vaguely.
548
00:37:51,581 --> 00:37:52,414
- Fuck.
549
00:37:53,636 --> 00:37:54,469
Okay.
550
00:37:55,906 --> 00:37:58,496
Do you have a pimp?
- Yeah.
551
00:37:58,496 --> 00:37:59,901
He has as scar and a cane,
552
00:37:59,901 --> 00:38:03,317
and uh, well, he beats me when I'm short.
553
00:38:03,317 --> 00:38:04,817
His name's Bobcat.
554
00:38:06,536 --> 00:38:09,704
- I think that
maybe I should become a pimp.
555
00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:10,957
- Well, I'm not hiring.
556
00:38:10,957 --> 00:38:12,458
I'm a sole proprietorship.
557
00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:14,509
- That's smart.
- Very.
558
00:38:14,509 --> 00:38:15,342
- I think you would be
559
00:38:15,342 --> 00:38:18,177
an excellent investment
opportunity, though.
560
00:38:18,177 --> 00:38:20,240
There's very little
overhead, it's all cash,
561
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:22,403
and there's no taxes, and you just,
562
00:38:22,403 --> 00:38:24,568
you hire the best and you
let them do their thing,
563
00:38:24,568 --> 00:38:25,681
you just let it rip.
564
00:38:25,681 --> 00:38:27,792
It, it's, it's the oldest profession
565
00:38:27,792 --> 00:38:29,773
but it's also the oldest
investment opportunity.
566
00:38:29,773 --> 00:38:31,157
- Mm.
567
00:38:31,157 --> 00:38:32,240
Baker.
- What?
568
00:38:34,063 --> 00:38:34,912
- Uh,
569
00:38:34,912 --> 00:38:38,421
were there prostitutes or
bakers first?
570
00:38:38,421 --> 00:38:41,402
- People were having
sex before they invented fire.
571
00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:42,850
- Yeah, but were they selling it?
572
00:38:42,850 --> 00:38:44,221
- Undoubtedly.
573
00:38:44,221 --> 00:38:48,472
But I think now,
574
00:38:48,472 --> 00:38:50,831
never have you been, like,
575
00:38:50,831 --> 00:38:52,821
more vital than you are
at the present moment?
576
00:38:52,821 --> 00:38:53,797
- Vital?
- Vital.
577
00:38:53,797 --> 00:38:55,187
- What does that mean?
578
00:38:55,187 --> 00:38:56,020
- Vital?
579
00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:57,228
It means-
- No, no, no,
580
00:38:57,228 --> 00:38:58,512
yeah, I know what vital means.
581
00:38:58,512 --> 00:38:59,752
Please do not explain it to me
582
00:38:59,752 --> 00:39:02,173
like I'm some desert bunny trash.
583
00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,828
- I wouldn't think of it, that was-
584
00:39:03,828 --> 00:39:05,245
- Why am I vital?
585
00:39:10,396 --> 00:39:11,896
- Every guy should
586
00:39:13,354 --> 00:39:15,437
feel, I don't know, as
free as I feel right now.
587
00:39:15,437 --> 00:39:17,181
I can say whatever I wanna say,
588
00:39:17,181 --> 00:39:20,098
I can be who I am, who I really am.
589
00:39:21,311 --> 00:39:24,270
Nobody loves anybody and nobody's trying
590
00:39:24,270 --> 00:39:26,391
to manipulate anybody's emotions,
591
00:39:26,391 --> 00:39:28,808
and I don't know, there's no like,
592
00:39:28,808 --> 00:39:32,562
buried resentments or hidden maneuvers
593
00:39:32,562 --> 00:39:33,901
and tactics and shit.
594
00:39:33,901 --> 00:39:35,739
I think the French have this right,
595
00:39:35,739 --> 00:39:37,802
and that's probably the only
time I'll ever say that.
596
00:39:37,802 --> 00:39:42,655
But I think that sex should be
separate from a relationship.
597
00:39:42,655 --> 00:39:45,600
If I wanna fuck my wife, great.
598
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,154
But if I fuck somebody else
599
00:39:47,154 --> 00:39:48,589
then I can just be with my wife
600
00:39:48,589 --> 00:39:49,818
instead of being miserable
601
00:39:49,818 --> 00:39:51,526
trying to bag the old
ball and chain for like,
602
00:39:51,526 --> 00:39:52,734
the 2,000th time.
603
00:39:52,734 --> 00:39:56,078
I think it's, it's more natural...
604
00:39:56,078 --> 00:40:00,898
No, scratch that, it's more
monogamous than monogamy.
605
00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:03,820
Seeing a prostitute's like,
the first class of monogamy.
606
00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:06,380
- You're married?
- Fuck no.
607
00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:08,006
No, this is in theory.
608
00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:08,972
In theory.
609
00:40:08,972 --> 00:40:10,455
- What about you not in theory?
610
00:40:10,455 --> 00:40:12,061
- Wow, okay.
611
00:40:12,061 --> 00:40:13,267
Jesus, doctor.
612
00:40:13,267 --> 00:40:14,100
Um.
613
00:40:16,404 --> 00:40:18,945
It's not just I who is frustrated,
614
00:40:18,945 --> 00:40:22,409
it's the whole current epoch
of my male brethren, right?
615
00:40:22,409 --> 00:40:25,775
These, these are
confusing times right now.
616
00:40:25,775 --> 00:40:27,860
- Are you always like this?
- Like what?
617
00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:29,027
- Controlling.
618
00:40:30,964 --> 00:40:32,381
- Just bad genes.
619
00:40:34,820 --> 00:40:36,820
- Well, I don't mind it.
620
00:40:37,958 --> 00:40:38,791
Ugh, sorry.
621
00:40:38,791 --> 00:40:40,708
Okay, I'm taking notes.
622
00:40:44,699 --> 00:40:47,282
- Um.
623
00:40:50,828 --> 00:40:51,661
Where was I?
624
00:40:51,661 --> 00:40:55,695
- Prostitute, monogamy,
first class.
625
00:40:55,695 --> 00:40:56,686
- Uh, okay.
626
00:40:56,686 --> 00:40:57,853
How, what I...
627
00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:01,070
I think that...
628
00:41:02,367 --> 00:41:03,200
Okay.
629
00:41:04,428 --> 00:41:05,948
I'm a nice guy,
630
00:41:05,948 --> 00:41:08,918
and I think that I'm pretty
fairly well adjusted,
631
00:41:08,918 --> 00:41:10,587
et cetera, et cetera, all that.
632
00:41:10,587 --> 00:41:13,731
And on some level, I wanna fall in love.
633
00:41:13,731 --> 00:41:15,187
That knock you down, pound you out,
634
00:41:15,187 --> 00:41:16,537
wake up in Paris kinda love,
635
00:41:16,537 --> 00:41:19,438
but let's face it, that's not real.
636
00:41:19,438 --> 00:41:20,729
Not really.
637
00:41:20,729 --> 00:41:22,591
And more on that later.
638
00:41:22,591 --> 00:41:25,164
The point is that that idea
639
00:41:25,164 --> 00:41:27,009
makes me what some people would call
640
00:41:27,009 --> 00:41:28,924
as like, a bit of a playboy.
641
00:41:28,924 --> 00:41:31,612
But the problem is, I have taste, right?
642
00:41:31,612 --> 00:41:33,868
- Mm-hmm.
- I like and enjoy
643
00:41:33,868 --> 00:41:36,153
a very particular type of woman.
644
00:41:36,153 --> 00:41:37,777
I like somebody who's beautiful
645
00:41:37,777 --> 00:41:40,481
and intelligent and ambitious.
646
00:41:40,481 --> 00:41:41,314
...and...
647
00:41:42,728 --> 00:41:47,527
Those type of women require
energy and attention and money,
648
00:41:47,527 --> 00:41:48,360
and they wanna know
649
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,817
that there's an endgame
to the whole thing.
650
00:41:50,817 --> 00:41:51,650
You know what I'm saying?
651
00:41:51,650 --> 00:41:52,788
- Yeah, yeah, sex is more than sex
652
00:41:52,788 --> 00:41:54,398
or else it's empty and shallow
653
00:41:54,398 --> 00:41:58,009
and brings out the worst,
animalistic part of ourselves.
654
00:41:58,009 --> 00:42:01,259
- You are very quick.
- Oh, for a woman?
655
00:42:02,838 --> 00:42:03,671
- Wow.
656
00:42:03,671 --> 00:42:06,718
And next we're gonna talk
about your defensiveness.
657
00:42:06,718 --> 00:42:08,697
- Well you know, I run
in very smart circles
658
00:42:08,697 --> 00:42:09,707
and memorize a few things.
659
00:42:09,707 --> 00:42:11,678
Now back to your modern
male bullshit, whatever.
660
00:42:11,678 --> 00:42:12,794
- Um,
661
00:42:12,794 --> 00:42:14,237
okay.
662
00:42:14,237 --> 00:42:15,070
I...it's...
663
00:42:15,070 --> 00:42:16,065
There's probably a...
664
00:42:16,065 --> 00:42:16,898
No, there's like,
665
00:42:16,898 --> 00:42:21,348
probably 100 million in this
very country alone, right?
666
00:42:21,348 --> 00:42:23,515
Like poor, just nice guys,
667
00:42:24,356 --> 00:42:27,486
nice guys who wanna get
laid on a regular basis
668
00:42:27,486 --> 00:42:28,319
but who don't...
669
00:42:29,994 --> 00:42:31,281
want to engage
670
00:42:31,281 --> 00:42:33,612
in the dark arts of like,
671
00:42:33,612 --> 00:42:37,029
emotional forgery and passive sociopathy.
672
00:42:37,886 --> 00:42:42,428
What happens is, porn,
masturbation, aloneness,
673
00:42:42,428 --> 00:42:45,654
and it's a closed loop that
begins to cave in on itself
674
00:42:45,654 --> 00:42:49,467
and it's like a journey to
the center of your mind.
675
00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:54,467
And my entire generation are
a bunch of frustrated dudes
676
00:42:54,718 --> 00:42:57,148
that are just jerking off
and talking to themselves
677
00:42:57,148 --> 00:42:58,689
and we need you.
678
00:42:58,689 --> 00:42:59,929
We need you.
679
00:42:59,929 --> 00:43:03,407
We need you to tell us that
it's okay to pay for sex.
680
00:43:03,407 --> 00:43:05,291
That, that, that it's just sex,
681
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,676
and that you're happy to take the payment.
682
00:43:07,676 --> 00:43:10,628
- Don't feel guilty, it's
only supply and demand.
683
00:43:10,628 --> 00:43:14,068
- But the demand side needs
to know that it's moral
684
00:43:14,068 --> 00:43:16,620
in order for it to thrive in this country.
685
00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:19,113
It's a very Christian nation,
686
00:43:19,113 --> 00:43:22,993
and so we need, we need, you know, like a,
687
00:43:22,993 --> 00:43:26,160
we need an ad campaign, we need, um...
688
00:43:27,089 --> 00:43:29,868
We need, we need George Clooney staring
689
00:43:29,868 --> 00:43:31,588
straight down the barrel of the camera
690
00:43:31,588 --> 00:43:35,609
in black and white, very
serious, very classy,
691
00:43:35,609 --> 00:43:39,393
saying, "I would argue at this point
692
00:43:39,393 --> 00:43:44,337
that seeing a prostitute is
more moral than burning coal,
693
00:43:44,337 --> 00:43:47,252
and it's definitely more moral
694
00:43:47,252 --> 00:43:49,748
than buying anything from China.
695
00:43:49,748 --> 00:43:52,877
And it's definitely, certainly more moral
696
00:43:52,877 --> 00:43:57,837
than our first-world bourgeois
addiction to the cocaine."
697
00:43:57,837 --> 00:43:58,670
- Get George Clooney
698
00:43:58,670 --> 00:44:00,798
to single handedly legalize prostitution.
699
00:44:00,798 --> 00:44:02,672
- Mm, set us free, my brother.
700
00:44:02,672 --> 00:44:04,423
- Let the market decide.
701
00:44:04,423 --> 00:44:06,423
- Let your heart decide.
702
00:44:07,522 --> 00:44:10,897
Let yourself loose, and,
and, and love, you know?
703
00:44:10,897 --> 00:44:12,306
Love yourself.
704
00:44:12,306 --> 00:44:14,187
Love yourself and love your wife
705
00:44:14,187 --> 00:44:16,334
and love your prostitute.
706
00:44:16,334 --> 00:44:17,817
God bless America.
707
00:44:17,817 --> 00:44:20,969
- God fucking bless America.
708
00:45:01,872 --> 00:45:05,546
- Don't overdo it.
709
00:45:05,546 --> 00:45:07,186
Oh, my dad used to say that.
710
00:45:07,186 --> 00:45:08,519
Don't overdo it.
711
00:45:10,206 --> 00:45:11,123
Sorry, Pop.
712
00:45:12,266 --> 00:45:14,016
I think I overdid it.
713
00:45:22,247 --> 00:45:23,080
- Okay.
714
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:30,473
- Okay.
715
00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:32,933
- Hi.
716
00:45:32,933 --> 00:45:37,307
Yeah, can we get um, two
scoops of vanilla ice cream?
717
00:45:37,307 --> 00:45:38,140
Thank you.
718
00:45:41,727 --> 00:45:44,310
It'll help settle your stomach.
719
00:45:47,836 --> 00:45:49,773
They give it to people after chemo.
720
00:45:49,773 --> 00:45:53,523
We just nuked your body,
have some ice cream.
721
00:45:54,596 --> 00:45:56,513
- How do you know that?
722
00:45:57,458 --> 00:46:00,108
- I go to school for it.
723
00:46:00,108 --> 00:46:00,941
- Really?
724
00:46:03,076 --> 00:46:04,159
- Pediatrics.
725
00:46:14,562 --> 00:46:17,895
- That must be tough, all the sick kids.
726
00:46:29,166 --> 00:46:29,999
Okay.
727
00:46:35,782 --> 00:46:36,615
- What?
728
00:46:53,525 --> 00:46:55,692
- Do you have any friends?
729
00:46:57,885 --> 00:46:59,385
- Sure.
730
00:47:01,186 --> 00:47:05,775
- What are their, what
are their middle names?
731
00:47:05,775 --> 00:47:07,192
- Why?
732
00:47:08,396 --> 00:47:12,896
- Because real friends know
each other's middle names.
733
00:47:14,957 --> 00:47:15,790
- Grace.
734
00:47:19,277 --> 00:47:21,027
- Beth Grace Johnson.
735
00:47:25,261 --> 00:47:26,928
- Amy Grace Trudeau.
736
00:47:28,516 --> 00:47:30,183
- Amy Grace Trudeau.
737
00:47:32,957 --> 00:47:34,124
I believe you.
738
00:47:37,727 --> 00:47:40,060
- What about you?
739
00:47:43,734 --> 00:47:45,827
- Kevin Benjamin Meredith.
740
00:47:45,827 --> 00:47:49,574
- I don't believe you.
741
00:47:49,574 --> 00:47:50,407
- Good.
742
00:47:51,357 --> 00:47:52,408
Very good.
743
00:47:52,408 --> 00:47:54,575
- Kevin Benjamin Meredith.
744
00:47:58,993 --> 00:47:59,826
All right.
745
00:48:06,024 --> 00:48:07,941
- I haven't seen him in
746
00:48:09,054 --> 00:48:09,887
20 years.
747
00:48:11,974 --> 00:48:13,641
- Since you were 10?
748
00:48:15,454 --> 00:48:16,954
- Thank you.
749
00:48:19,258 --> 00:48:22,060
- You haven't made a friend in 20 years?
750
00:48:22,060 --> 00:48:24,696
- Not a real one.
- Why?
751
00:48:24,696 --> 00:48:26,363
- Work, money.
752
00:48:28,534 --> 00:48:30,367
- I don't believe you.
753
00:48:33,908 --> 00:48:36,658
- What a weird thing friends are.
754
00:48:37,903 --> 00:48:39,820
Just the word, friends.
755
00:48:41,655 --> 00:48:42,488
Friends.
756
00:48:44,343 --> 00:48:48,243
- So then why don't
you forget about money?
757
00:48:48,243 --> 00:48:50,160
- I can't.
758
00:48:51,695 --> 00:48:52,528
- Why?
759
00:48:53,415 --> 00:48:54,665
- I don't know.
760
00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:57,934
I blame my father.
761
00:48:59,394 --> 00:49:01,364
- Sure, take the easy way out.
762
00:49:01,364 --> 00:49:03,864
- That's what fathers are for.
763
00:49:06,884 --> 00:49:08,884
What's your middle name?
764
00:49:09,913 --> 00:49:13,983
- How much money do you
have in your pocket?
765
00:49:13,983 --> 00:49:14,816
- Good.
766
00:49:15,884 --> 00:49:16,717
Very good.
767
00:50:16,826 --> 00:50:17,659
Mm-mm.
768
00:50:31,647 --> 00:50:32,480
- Leigh.
769
00:51:06,223 --> 00:51:07,723
- What do you see?
770
00:51:14,790 --> 00:51:15,790
- The truth?
771
00:51:17,031 --> 00:51:19,114
- If not now, when?
772
00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:26,045
- Sadness.
773
00:51:29,919 --> 00:51:32,502
- All men my age are sad.
- Why?
774
00:51:33,482 --> 00:51:36,532
- 'Cause their dreams are done.
775
00:51:36,532 --> 00:51:38,365
- Says who?
776
00:51:43,332 --> 00:51:46,292
- What do you really see though,
777
00:51:46,292 --> 00:51:47,959
when you look at me?
778
00:51:53,531 --> 00:51:56,722
- Um, I see a man
779
00:51:56,722 --> 00:51:58,122
surrounded by things.
780
00:52:02,052 --> 00:52:06,385
Uh, a man who's made the
acquisition of these things
781
00:52:07,802 --> 00:52:08,969
his main goal.
782
00:52:12,842 --> 00:52:15,101
And I think he's just starting to realize
783
00:52:15,101 --> 00:52:19,151
that these things are only making it worse
784
00:52:19,151 --> 00:52:22,400
because now he's tricked himself
785
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:25,331
into thinking that these
things are a part of him,
786
00:52:25,331 --> 00:52:29,498
the same as his kidneys
or his liver or his heart.
787
00:52:34,538 --> 00:52:35,823
And I think it's his heart
788
00:52:35,823 --> 00:52:40,052
that he's almost convinced
himself that he's forgotten.
789
00:52:40,052 --> 00:52:42,885
But he can still feel it, hear it.
790
00:52:45,226 --> 00:52:47,332
Like a faint echo in
the back of a dark cave,
791
00:52:47,332 --> 00:52:50,499
not quite sure where it's coming from.
792
00:52:54,242 --> 00:52:58,909
And I think that this is
really the root of his sadness.
793
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:06,003
That he decided long ago
to go against his heart,
794
00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:10,435
against what God has given him,
795
00:53:12,463 --> 00:53:15,812
in order to force himself into a system
796
00:53:15,812 --> 00:53:20,729
whose sole goal is the acquisition
of more and more things.
797
00:53:24,823 --> 00:53:26,990
- Why does he do it?
798
00:53:28,346 --> 00:53:30,429
- Because he fears death.
799
00:53:34,815 --> 00:53:37,551
- What's gonna happen to him?
800
00:53:37,551 --> 00:53:38,384
- It's easy.
801
00:53:38,384 --> 00:53:41,217
He dies the same as everyone else.
802
00:53:42,434 --> 00:53:43,866
- And what about all my things?
803
00:53:43,866 --> 00:53:45,116
- Mm, they die.
804
00:53:48,346 --> 00:53:49,455
- That's impossible.
805
00:53:49,455 --> 00:53:53,026
- No, even your paintings in the end die.
806
00:53:53,026 --> 00:53:56,609
Gone in the next great flood when this
807
00:53:56,609 --> 00:53:59,359
sand turns back into ocean floor.
808
00:54:01,911 --> 00:54:06,154
- Well, then what
hope is there for any of us?
809
00:54:06,154 --> 00:54:06,987
- Now.
810
00:54:34,664 --> 00:54:35,497
Oh.
811
00:54:37,904 --> 00:54:41,003
Hey, are you still alive in there?
812
00:54:41,003 --> 00:54:42,253
- Barely.
813
00:55:02,219 --> 00:55:04,552
- Hey, when's your birthday?
814
00:55:05,465 --> 00:55:07,132
- January 9th.
815
00:55:08,076 --> 00:55:10,220
- What year?
- '80.
816
00:55:20,625 --> 00:55:22,792
- You're a Capricorn, huh?
817
00:55:25,505 --> 00:55:26,338
Figures.
818
00:55:31,702 --> 00:55:32,535
Mm.
819
00:55:34,201 --> 00:55:35,451
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
820
00:56:14,801 --> 00:56:17,488
Remind me never to put
anything up my nose again.
821
00:56:17,488 --> 00:56:18,321
Jesus.
822
00:56:22,540 --> 00:56:23,373
- Oh, no.
823
00:56:24,809 --> 00:56:26,790
You gotta get up.
824
00:56:26,790 --> 00:56:27,623
- Why?
825
00:56:27,623 --> 00:56:29,350
- Because if you stay down,
826
00:56:29,350 --> 00:56:32,118
you'll think you belong there.
827
00:56:32,118 --> 00:56:33,270
We'll never get out of here.
828
00:56:33,270 --> 00:56:34,916
My dad used to say that.
829
00:56:34,916 --> 00:56:35,889
Come on.
830
00:56:35,889 --> 00:56:36,796
- Did he ever consume
831
00:56:36,796 --> 00:56:39,390
massive amounts of cocaine and champagne?
832
00:56:39,390 --> 00:56:40,790
- Well, then you just gotta get higher.
833
00:56:40,790 --> 00:56:41,623
Let's go.
834
00:56:41,623 --> 00:56:43,758
- I don't wanna do any drugs.
835
00:56:43,758 --> 00:56:45,830
- I know what you need.
836
00:56:45,830 --> 00:56:47,740
- How do you have-
- Excitement.
837
00:56:47,740 --> 00:56:48,573
Adventure.
838
00:56:48,573 --> 00:56:50,190
- How do you, how do you
have all this energy?
839
00:56:50,190 --> 00:56:52,078
- I don't know.
840
00:56:53,758 --> 00:56:57,675
- Don't you just wanna
stay in the bed all day?
841
00:56:59,220 --> 00:57:01,300
- Do you trust me?
842
00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:02,695
Do you trust me?
843
00:57:02,695 --> 00:57:04,510
- With what?
844
00:57:04,510 --> 00:57:05,927
- With your life.
845
00:57:08,287 --> 00:57:09,620
- Yeah.
846
00:57:09,620 --> 00:57:11,953
Fuckin', yes.
- Right answer.
847
00:57:13,529 --> 00:57:14,696
Okay, come on.
848
00:57:16,449 --> 00:57:17,833
Let's go.
- Mm.
849
00:57:17,833 --> 00:57:19,126
- I have to
get out of here, please.
850
00:57:19,126 --> 00:57:19,959
- Mm.
851
00:57:21,070 --> 00:57:22,465
Mm.
852
00:57:30,257 --> 00:57:32,257
- Come on.
- It's Sunday?
853
00:57:34,105 --> 00:57:34,938
- Yeah.
854
00:57:36,635 --> 00:57:38,135
- The 22nd?
- Sure.
855
00:57:39,970 --> 00:57:41,504
- You wanna have some real fun?
856
00:57:41,504 --> 00:57:42,337
- Please!
857
00:57:42,337 --> 00:57:44,292
Please, please, please, please, please.
858
00:57:44,292 --> 00:57:45,560
- Okay.
859
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:46,893
All right, move.
860
00:57:56,169 --> 00:57:57,002
Okay.
861
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:17,578
There.
862
00:58:17,578 --> 00:58:19,303
- What's this?
863
00:58:19,303 --> 00:58:20,220
- 10 grand.
864
00:58:21,674 --> 00:58:23,263
- And in return?
865
00:58:23,263 --> 00:58:25,513
- We watch a movie tonight.
866
00:58:26,492 --> 00:58:28,143
- No deal.
867
00:58:28,143 --> 00:58:30,765
I fucking hate movies.
868
00:58:30,765 --> 00:58:33,015
- You didn't let me finish.
869
00:58:35,605 --> 00:58:39,085
After we have an afternoon full of action,
870
00:58:39,085 --> 00:58:42,925
adventure, and international intrigue,
871
00:58:42,925 --> 00:58:44,925
and I double your money.
872
00:58:46,493 --> 00:58:48,712
- Okay, I'm listening.
873
00:58:48,712 --> 00:58:51,565
- We are gonna day trade the yen.
874
00:58:51,565 --> 00:58:52,813
- What the what?
875
00:58:52,813 --> 00:58:55,874
- It's the Japanese currency.
- How?
876
00:58:55,874 --> 00:58:59,018
- Broker in Hong Kong.
- But it's Sunday.
877
00:58:59,018 --> 00:59:01,437
- It's Monday in Tokyo.
878
00:59:01,437 --> 00:59:02,604
Are you ready?
879
00:59:03,463 --> 00:59:05,380
- What do I have to do?
880
00:59:08,202 --> 00:59:09,903
How many of those can you take?
881
00:59:09,903 --> 00:59:10,736
- 37.
882
00:59:16,208 --> 00:59:20,023
And these little guys, two
of those and a cocktail
883
00:59:20,023 --> 00:59:22,133
and it is lights out, bucko.
884
00:59:22,133 --> 00:59:25,142
- A regular pharmacist.
- Mm, call me doctor.
885
00:59:25,142 --> 00:59:27,274
And don't try to control me.
886
00:59:27,274 --> 00:59:28,107
Okay.
887
00:59:28,107 --> 00:59:31,034
Take out your phone and type in
888
00:59:31,034 --> 00:59:34,451
"The value of the yen versus the dollar."
889
00:59:45,304 --> 00:59:46,971
- 120 to one.
- Okay.
890
00:59:48,663 --> 00:59:51,148
So if you think it's going to go up,
891
00:59:51,148 --> 00:59:53,538
meaning that you think one dollar
892
00:59:53,538 --> 00:59:56,567
is gonna buy more than 120 yen,
893
00:59:56,567 --> 00:59:58,348
then you wanna buy long.
894
00:59:58,348 --> 01:00:00,577
Or the call, if you
think it's gonna go down
895
01:00:00,577 --> 01:00:02,018
then you wanna buy short.
896
01:00:02,018 --> 01:00:05,478
What's the price of the call option?
897
01:00:05,478 --> 01:00:07,238
- I'm completely lost.
898
01:00:07,238 --> 01:00:11,418
- Okay, the call will buy you
100 yen for the price of one.
899
01:00:11,418 --> 01:00:15,388
So if you buy at 120
and it goes down to 118,
900
01:00:15,388 --> 01:00:17,967
how much did you just lose?
901
01:00:17,967 --> 01:00:19,879
- Two cents?
- Two dollars.
902
01:00:19,879 --> 01:00:20,712
- What?
903
01:00:20,712 --> 01:00:22,247
How does two cents become two dollars?
904
01:00:22,247 --> 01:00:25,847
- Because you just bought
100 but only paid for one.
905
01:00:25,847 --> 01:00:26,907
- That's...
906
01:00:26,907 --> 01:00:29,898
That's fucked.
- Not if you win.
907
01:00:29,898 --> 01:00:31,065
Are you ready?
908
01:00:32,167 --> 01:00:33,778
- For what?
909
01:00:33,778 --> 01:00:35,668
- Okay, grab the phone.
910
01:00:35,668 --> 01:00:37,197
You wanna get in at the open
911
01:00:37,197 --> 01:00:40,218
before everything goes to shit.
912
01:00:40,218 --> 01:00:41,385
Are you ready?
913
01:00:49,247 --> 01:00:50,978
What's the worst that could happen?
914
01:00:50,978 --> 01:00:53,474
You lose my 10 grand.
915
01:00:53,474 --> 01:00:55,875
- Mm, I'd have to watch a movie for free.
916
01:00:55,875 --> 01:00:58,958
- Well, there are risks in this life.
917
01:01:01,378 --> 01:01:02,795
Time's a wastin'.
918
01:01:08,116 --> 01:01:10,533
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
919
01:01:13,047 --> 01:01:16,214
Ask for an outside international line.
920
01:01:26,348 --> 01:01:29,931
- Can I have an outside
international line?
921
01:01:32,266 --> 01:01:33,327
- Okay.
922
01:01:33,327 --> 01:01:34,160
08
923
01:01:36,327 --> 01:01:37,160
32
924
01:01:38,623 --> 01:01:42,106
3, 679, 2284.
925
01:01:44,218 --> 01:01:46,701
- 679?
- 2284.
926
01:01:50,538 --> 01:01:52,288
- Okay, it's ringing.
927
01:01:54,103 --> 01:01:54,936
Hello.
928
01:01:56,508 --> 01:01:57,959
- It's a bank?
- Okay.
929
01:01:57,959 --> 01:02:02,959
Ask for Maxwell Kane, and when
he picks up call him Max-Max.
930
01:02:05,610 --> 01:02:07,527
- Maxwell Kane, please.
931
01:02:08,898 --> 01:02:10,481
Okay, it's ringing.
932
01:02:12,764 --> 01:02:13,764
Hi, Max-Max?
933
01:02:16,388 --> 01:02:17,538
Uh-
934
01:02:17,538 --> 01:02:18,838
- Tell him that you're with The Monk
935
01:02:18,838 --> 01:02:21,410
and that we wanna trade
options on the yen.
936
01:02:21,410 --> 01:02:23,537
- Um, I'm with The Monk
937
01:02:23,537 --> 01:02:27,204
and we wanna trade
options on the yen today.
938
01:02:28,679 --> 01:02:29,512
How much.
939
01:02:29,512 --> 01:02:31,429
How much?
- You tell me.
940
01:02:32,954 --> 01:02:34,287
- Call or short?
941
01:02:35,404 --> 01:02:36,671
One second, Max-Max.
942
01:02:36,671 --> 01:02:38,999
Okay, please stop fucking around.
943
01:02:38,999 --> 01:02:40,613
What should I do?
- Pick a color.
944
01:02:40,613 --> 01:02:41,446
Red or black.
945
01:02:41,446 --> 01:02:42,593
- This isn't roulette, it's math.
946
01:02:42,593 --> 01:02:43,605
- No, no, no, no, no,
947
01:02:43,605 --> 01:02:46,238
this is roulette disguised
as math, all right?
948
01:02:46,238 --> 01:02:49,571
Up or down, long or short, red or black.
949
01:02:51,837 --> 01:02:53,733
- I want call options, Max-Max.
950
01:02:53,733 --> 01:02:56,566
Can you give me some call options?
951
01:02:58,918 --> 01:02:59,751
How much?
952
01:03:01,579 --> 01:03:02,412
- Um,
953
01:03:05,632 --> 01:03:06,465
10,000.
954
01:03:08,952 --> 01:03:10,459
He's laughing.
955
01:03:10,459 --> 01:03:12,987
- It's because 10,000 will
only get you a couple hundred
956
01:03:12,987 --> 01:03:15,227
if it goes up two cents.
957
01:03:15,227 --> 01:03:18,064
You gotta bet big to win big.
958
01:03:18,064 --> 01:03:21,416
Ask him, ask him what
the credit line is at?
959
01:03:21,416 --> 01:03:24,083
- Um, what's his credit line at?
960
01:03:28,776 --> 01:03:29,693
20 million?
961
01:03:31,147 --> 01:03:33,386
- Okay, your call.
962
01:03:33,386 --> 01:03:37,005
But market is gonna
jump off, so chop chop.
963
01:03:37,005 --> 01:03:37,838
- Shit.
964
01:03:38,710 --> 01:03:39,543
Uh.
965
01:03:42,848 --> 01:03:44,185
500?
966
01:03:44,185 --> 01:03:45,755
- That only gets
you a couple thousand.
967
01:03:45,755 --> 01:03:47,088
- Uh, 1 million?
968
01:03:48,333 --> 01:03:49,859
- Mm, only gets you about 10 grand.
969
01:03:49,859 --> 01:03:51,678
- 2 million?
970
01:03:51,678 --> 01:03:53,888
- Why don't we win big?
971
01:03:53,888 --> 01:03:56,019
- Uh.
972
01:03:56,019 --> 01:03:56,960
um, 3 million.
973
01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:58,800
I want 3 million on call options, Max-Max.
974
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,300
Give me 3 million.
975
01:04:01,368 --> 01:04:02,201
Thank you.
976
01:04:03,253 --> 01:04:05,657
- Ooh-wee.
- Oh my god!
977
01:04:05,657 --> 01:04:06,490
Oh my god!
978
01:04:07,604 --> 01:04:09,187
Oh fuck, oh my god.
979
01:04:12,276 --> 01:04:15,748
Where's my phone? Where is my phone?
980
01:04:15,748 --> 01:04:16,876
Nope, I can't watch, actually.
981
01:04:16,876 --> 01:04:18,121
Nope, I can't, uh-uh.
982
01:04:18,121 --> 01:04:19,166
Okay.
983
01:04:19,166 --> 01:04:20,388
Oh my god.
984
01:04:20,388 --> 01:04:21,221
Holy shit!
985
01:04:23,106 --> 01:04:25,172
What's it doing?
- I'm not watching.
986
01:04:25,172 --> 01:04:27,817
- What? Why?
- It's your bet.
987
01:04:27,817 --> 01:04:30,984
There's 3 million dollars riding here!
988
01:04:35,143 --> 01:04:37,601
No, it's, it's not moving.
989
01:04:37,601 --> 01:04:41,111
- That's probably not gonna
move for a little while.
990
01:04:41,111 --> 01:04:43,330
The markets don't really
start to move until 10.
991
01:04:43,330 --> 01:04:45,937
- Well, what about
all that jumping off shit?
992
01:04:45,937 --> 01:04:47,828
- That was dramatic tension.
993
01:04:47,828 --> 01:04:50,516
- What time is it there?
- Six.
994
01:04:50,516 --> 01:04:52,433
- Oh, Jiminy Christmas.
995
01:04:54,707 --> 01:04:57,340
- It is bath time.
996
01:05:02,172 --> 01:05:03,005
- No, I can't, I can't.
997
01:05:03,005 --> 01:05:04,314
Oh my god, I can't, I can't, I can't.
998
01:05:04,314 --> 01:05:05,147
I just can't.
999
01:05:05,147 --> 01:05:06,230
Oh.
1000
01:05:06,230 --> 01:05:07,230
No, I can't.
1001
01:05:08,682 --> 01:05:11,527
- Sell right now and you win.
1002
01:05:11,527 --> 01:05:12,360
- Oh my god, it's up!
1003
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:13,335
I'm up five points!
1004
01:05:13,335 --> 01:05:14,252
I'm at 125!
1005
01:05:15,131 --> 01:05:16,594
No, 123!
1006
01:05:16,594 --> 01:05:17,872
No, no, no!
1007
01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:20,692
Oh my god I'm back up to 125!
1008
01:05:20,692 --> 01:05:21,732
- Sell right now, you win.
1009
01:05:21,732 --> 01:05:23,137
- No, what if it goes higher?
1010
01:05:23,137 --> 01:05:26,887
- More, more, more!
1011
01:06:31,417 --> 01:06:32,250
- Tighter.
1012
01:07:00,390 --> 01:07:02,057
- Let's go to Paris.
1013
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:07,273
- When?
1014
01:07:08,481 --> 01:07:09,398
- Tomorrow.
1015
01:07:29,017 --> 01:07:31,361
God bless us, everyone.
1016
01:07:57,553 --> 01:08:00,140
- Hey, what's your favorite
restaurant in Paris?
1017
01:08:00,140 --> 01:08:02,513
- Uh, Cafe Julians on the River.
1018
01:08:02,513 --> 01:08:06,680
- I wanna sit at Cafe
Julians and drink champagne.
1019
01:08:08,063 --> 01:08:10,032
- I thought you
didn't drink champagne?
1020
01:08:10,032 --> 01:08:11,865
- Well, when in Paris.
1021
01:08:14,926 --> 01:08:18,390
- Can you check and see
what time the flight boards?
1022
01:08:18,390 --> 01:08:21,233
- I don't have the tickets.
1023
01:08:21,233 --> 01:08:22,901
- They're on my phone.
1024
01:08:22,901 --> 01:08:25,812
- I thought you threw your
phone over the balcony?
1025
01:08:25,812 --> 01:08:27,102
- They sent up a new one.
1026
01:08:27,102 --> 01:08:29,685
It should be on the nightstand.
1027
01:08:41,997 --> 01:08:42,830
- Ow.
1028
01:08:42,830 --> 01:08:43,716
It's locked.
1029
01:08:43,716 --> 01:08:44,799
- 2323.
1030
01:08:49,690 --> 01:08:52,357
- Okay, it says the flights are.
1031
01:09:44,601 --> 01:09:47,253
- I asked what time the flight boards
1032
01:09:47,253 --> 01:09:48,086
- Oh.
1033
01:09:49,431 --> 01:09:50,264
Uh.
1034
01:09:52,036 --> 01:09:52,869
Um.
1035
01:09:56,830 --> 01:09:58,663
4:30.
- Great.
1036
01:09:58,663 --> 01:10:01,139
Pre-flight cocktail.
1037
01:10:01,139 --> 01:10:03,320
You want one?
- Sure.
1038
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:04,487
- Super.
1039
01:10:06,976 --> 01:10:07,809
Okay.
1040
01:10:43,032 --> 01:10:44,634
- My name's Rebecca Moore.
1041
01:10:44,634 --> 01:10:46,573
My mother has stage 3 stomach cancer
1042
01:10:46,573 --> 01:10:47,406
and we live in Reno.
1043
01:10:47,406 --> 01:10:48,435
- No.
1044
01:10:48,435 --> 01:10:49,593
- This will help pay for her chemo.
1045
01:10:49,593 --> 01:10:50,426
- Don't!
1046
01:11:01,315 --> 01:11:03,148
What's your real name?
1047
01:11:05,686 --> 01:11:07,112
- Rebecca Moore.
1048
01:11:07,112 --> 01:11:07,945
I live in Reno.
1049
01:11:07,945 --> 01:11:12,161
- You know the interesting
thing about these suites?
1050
01:11:12,161 --> 01:11:15,075
Is that there's actually two safes.
1051
01:11:15,075 --> 01:11:18,651
There's the smaller
everyday safe in the closet,
1052
01:11:18,651 --> 01:11:20,624
but then there's the heavy hitter.
1053
01:11:20,624 --> 01:11:24,206
It's a little bit tricky to find, though,
1054
01:11:24,206 --> 01:11:26,289
'cause it's a floor safe.
1055
01:11:33,572 --> 01:11:34,822
Your real name.
1056
01:11:40,595 --> 01:11:42,428
What's your real name?
1057
01:11:49,544 --> 01:11:50,584
Hello.
1058
01:11:50,584 --> 01:11:53,943
Can I get you to send 100 grand cash up?
1059
01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:55,360
Thanks very much.
1060
01:11:56,659 --> 01:11:58,659
- Who are you?
1061
01:11:59,886 --> 01:12:03,136
- David Carthridge.
- Where do you live?
1062
01:12:05,731 --> 01:12:08,689
- Doorman building on Central Park.
1063
01:12:08,689 --> 01:12:12,224
- What do you really do?
1064
01:12:12,224 --> 01:12:14,664
- Commodities broker for a
large private equity firm
1065
01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:17,515
specializing in energy,
specifically crude.
1066
01:12:17,515 --> 01:12:19,098
- Oil?
- Black gold.
1067
01:12:20,475 --> 01:12:22,144
- Was?
1068
01:12:22,144 --> 01:12:24,364
- My father died.
1069
01:12:24,364 --> 01:12:26,024
This is his funeral.
1070
01:12:26,024 --> 01:12:28,325
- What about your
brother's bachelor party.
1071
01:12:28,325 --> 01:12:29,579
- Those guys you met work for me.
1072
01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:31,492
I brought them out here to celebrate.
1073
01:12:31,492 --> 01:12:34,366
- Your father's death?
- The execution of his estate.
1074
01:12:34,366 --> 01:12:36,094
- Meaning?
1075
01:12:36,094 --> 01:12:37,214
- Meaning a Caribbean bank
1076
01:12:37,214 --> 01:12:39,072
deposited $100 million
into my bank account.
1077
01:12:56,974 --> 01:13:00,161
It's funny how one minute 50 grand
1078
01:13:00,161 --> 01:13:03,328
can seem like a fortune, and the next.
1079
01:13:11,982 --> 01:13:14,149
- My name's Melissa Price.
1080
01:13:16,363 --> 01:13:18,963
- Where are you from, Melissa Price?
1081
01:13:18,963 --> 01:13:19,796
- Jean.
1082
01:13:21,132 --> 01:13:22,462
One of those little desert towns
1083
01:13:22,462 --> 01:13:24,962
you pass on your way from L.A.
1084
01:13:27,172 --> 01:13:29,339
- How old are you?
1085
01:13:30,631 --> 01:13:31,464
- 25.
1086
01:13:36,432 --> 01:13:37,803
It was nice.
1087
01:13:37,803 --> 01:13:40,636
- How much longer can you do this?
1088
01:13:41,622 --> 01:13:42,539
- 10 years.
1089
01:13:44,672 --> 01:13:46,672
- And then what?
- And then I'll own
1090
01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:49,203
two apartments in Phoenix
and live off the rent.
1091
01:13:49,203 --> 01:13:50,854
- What is that?
1092
01:13:50,854 --> 01:13:52,187
50 grand a year?
1093
01:13:53,243 --> 01:13:55,493
- My dad didn't own a fund.
1094
01:14:01,302 --> 01:14:04,635
- You know, the day that my father died,
1095
01:14:08,734 --> 01:14:12,817
there were screams of joy
in his office building.
1096
01:14:13,752 --> 01:14:15,854
And I just sat there,
1097
01:14:15,854 --> 01:14:16,687
having just learned
1098
01:14:16,687 --> 01:14:19,763
that my father's atrial wall had exploded,
1099
01:14:19,763 --> 01:14:23,180
and I listened to adults scream with joy.
1100
01:14:26,790 --> 01:14:30,232
One day he ruled over 1,000
people and the next he didn't,
1101
01:14:30,232 --> 01:14:32,149
because it wasn't real.
1102
01:14:33,602 --> 01:14:34,901
I mean, how could something real
1103
01:14:34,901 --> 01:14:37,401
fall apart in just one second?
1104
01:14:41,272 --> 01:14:44,895
His whole life was just some hologram
1105
01:14:44,895 --> 01:14:48,374
that was created by lots and lots of cash,
1106
01:14:48,374 --> 01:14:50,622
and the only thing real
that he might've experienced
1107
01:14:50,622 --> 01:14:52,955
in his whole life was dying.
1108
01:14:53,991 --> 01:14:55,824
- That's a good story.
1109
01:14:58,379 --> 01:15:01,942
But the truth is, that while he was alive
1110
01:15:01,942 --> 01:15:03,940
he did everything he wanted to,
1111
01:15:03,940 --> 01:15:06,683
because he could,
because he had more money
1112
01:15:06,683 --> 01:15:09,283
and more power than anyone.
1113
01:15:09,283 --> 01:15:10,381
They'll hate you for it,
1114
01:15:10,381 --> 01:15:11,574
but who cares what they think?
1115
01:15:11,574 --> 01:15:13,702
Because at the end of
the day, everyone's dead,
1116
01:15:13,702 --> 01:15:16,742
and the only thing that
matters is how you live.
1117
01:15:16,742 --> 01:15:19,902
Your father won and they lost.
1118
01:15:19,902 --> 01:15:21,142
- Jesus died penniless
1119
01:15:21,142 --> 01:15:23,862
and he still gets top billing
in every drawer in this town.
1120
01:15:23,862 --> 01:15:26,334
- Jesus died hung by nails for days.
1121
01:15:26,334 --> 01:15:29,054
The rest is a fairytale they tell the poor
1122
01:15:29,054 --> 01:15:33,304
to keep them happy and poor
and away from the rich.
1123
01:15:46,307 --> 01:15:47,640
- Melissa Price,
1124
01:15:49,319 --> 01:15:50,152
25,
1125
01:15:51,890 --> 01:15:53,223
there is no God,
1126
01:15:55,488 --> 01:16:00,466
there is no love, there is
no joy, just cold hard cash.
1127
01:16:00,466 --> 01:16:02,943
- David Carthridge, poor little rich kid
1128
01:16:02,943 --> 01:16:05,577
who gives a hooker 50k so he
can pretend he has a soul,
1129
01:16:05,577 --> 01:16:09,866
pretend like this whole
weekend wasn't about one thing.
1130
01:16:09,866 --> 01:16:10,783
Fucking me.
1131
01:16:14,641 --> 01:16:16,141
- That's not true.
1132
01:16:28,807 --> 01:16:33,496
- I didn't ask for any of
this money, I just have it.
1133
01:16:33,496 --> 01:16:36,287
And it attracts people,
they're obsessed with it.
1134
01:16:36,287 --> 01:16:41,047
All around me are people that
will devote their entire lives
1135
01:16:41,047 --> 01:16:44,298
to making as much money as I was given.
1136
01:16:44,298 --> 01:16:46,310
They'll destroy themselves,
they'll destroy each other,
1137
01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:48,506
they'll destroy anything to get it.
1138
01:16:48,506 --> 01:16:52,396
I didn't have to destroy myself
for it, I already had it,
1139
01:16:52,396 --> 01:16:54,276
so I got to keep my soul.
1140
01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:56,526
It's unfair, but it's true.
1141
01:17:00,311 --> 01:17:03,061
- How long have you been up here?
1142
01:17:04,514 --> 01:17:05,347
- What?
1143
01:17:06,876 --> 01:17:11,293
- You've been up here thinking
long before I arrived.
1144
01:17:12,447 --> 01:17:13,280
- 20 days.
1145
01:17:14,138 --> 01:17:14,971
- Why?
1146
01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:20,049
- Because my dad died.
- And?
1147
01:17:21,196 --> 01:17:24,978
- I realized that my life is
the same hologram that his was.
1148
01:17:24,978 --> 01:17:25,811
- Oh.
1149
01:17:28,967 --> 01:17:31,898
So this was a spiritual journey.
1150
01:17:31,898 --> 01:17:34,546
Holed up above Las Vegas
to find something real
1151
01:17:34,546 --> 01:17:36,379
with a woman you paid.
1152
01:17:38,756 --> 01:17:40,418
This was a consume everything,
1153
01:17:40,418 --> 01:17:44,327
I came to ease the pain the
only way I know how for 20 days,
1154
01:17:44,327 --> 01:17:45,735
but the pain was still there
1155
01:17:45,735 --> 01:17:49,607
so you had to consume something else, me.
1156
01:17:49,607 --> 01:17:51,084
But you fucked up.
1157
01:17:51,084 --> 01:17:52,356
You decided to feel something
1158
01:17:52,356 --> 01:17:54,856
rather than consume something.
1159
01:18:05,327 --> 01:18:07,077
- Tell me your story.
1160
01:18:09,938 --> 01:18:11,438
I'm paying for it.
1161
01:18:22,527 --> 01:18:26,110
- You were what, 23
when we went into Iraq?
1162
01:18:26,951 --> 01:18:29,701
- Yeah.
- Working for your father?
1163
01:18:30,796 --> 01:18:32,076
- Mm-hmm.
1164
01:18:32,076 --> 01:18:34,196
- Just out of some fancy school.
1165
01:18:34,196 --> 01:18:35,446
- Yeah.
1166
01:18:36,495 --> 01:18:39,679
- You wore $2,000 suits, had a secretary,
1167
01:18:39,679 --> 01:18:42,666
ate stake dinners twice a week.
1168
01:18:42,666 --> 01:18:47,666
But deep down you felt like
an artist, a painter.
1169
01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:52,293
- Maybe.
1170
01:18:57,174 --> 01:19:02,174
- What happened to the price
of oil after we went in?
1171
01:19:02,356 --> 01:19:05,106
- It tripled.
- Did you celebrate?
1172
01:19:06,261 --> 01:19:07,095
- I was 25.
- Be brave.
1173
01:19:07,095 --> 01:19:08,512
If not now, when?
1174
01:19:09,975 --> 01:19:11,225
- I bought a...
1175
01:19:13,495 --> 01:19:15,162
Bought an apartment,
1176
01:19:18,329 --> 01:19:19,775
uh, in South Beach.
1177
01:19:19,775 --> 01:19:22,306
- Did you wait a week?
1178
01:19:22,306 --> 01:19:25,139
Or was it the very day we invaded?
1179
01:19:27,083 --> 01:19:29,418
You had the guys down for the weekend,
1180
01:19:29,418 --> 01:19:31,085
sun, cocaine, women.
1181
01:19:33,674 --> 01:19:35,005
Hundreds of thousands of people
1182
01:19:35,005 --> 01:19:37,588
were gonna die and you knew it.
1183
01:19:39,654 --> 01:19:43,794
But not you, and not any of your friends.
1184
01:19:43,794 --> 01:19:48,377
Just the poor fuckers living
on the wrong kind of sand.
1185
01:20:16,073 --> 01:20:18,906
I was 10 when my dad died in Iraq.
1186
01:20:21,123 --> 01:20:24,206
I was 16 when my mom finally gave in.
1187
01:20:26,354 --> 01:20:28,494
I never was very good at school.
1188
01:20:28,494 --> 01:20:31,494
I met a man, came to Vegas with him.
1189
01:20:33,954 --> 01:20:35,170
I wanted to be a singer,
1190
01:20:35,170 --> 01:20:37,146
I was gonna have my own show at Caesars
1191
01:20:37,146 --> 01:20:39,979
and then a record contract in L.A.
1192
01:20:43,866 --> 01:20:45,533
But things get hard.
1193
01:20:48,455 --> 01:20:52,788
And someone gives you $300
one night and away you go.
1194
01:21:25,034 --> 01:21:28,534
Up here you get to make up your own story.
1195
01:21:29,735 --> 01:21:31,865
But down there, your
story gets branded on you
1196
01:21:31,865 --> 01:21:33,194
the moment you're born.
1197
01:21:33,194 --> 01:21:35,361
There is no power in that,
1198
01:21:36,524 --> 01:21:37,691
only struggle.
1199
01:21:45,774 --> 01:21:46,941
- Was it real?
75505
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