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♪♪
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♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪
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♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪
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♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪
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♪ (Go! Go! Gadget! Go!) ♪
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♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪
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♪ (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) ♪
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♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪
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♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪
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♪ (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) ♪
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♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪
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♪ Ahhhhh! ♪
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Tweezers!
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Sweat check!
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I'm not sure which wire to cut.
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But my instincts are
telling me blue.
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It's not enough that MAD
runs a cloning lab,
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they have to
fire a missile at HQ too?
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Penny, this is no time to be
playing giant darts,
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there's a missile to defuse!
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I'm trying.
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Well you can't do anything
while this dart is around.
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Just let it go, Penny.
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[CRASH]
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Nice! You nearly got a
bullseye.
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You are so oblivious!
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Every time you traipse in not
knowing anything, and you
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nearly jeopardize the mission
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and/or my life.
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I needed that. Let's go,
Brain.
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Whoa! She's really into darts!
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[SNICKERS]
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Tell me again why we got the DNA
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of this random junior HQ agent
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I've never seen before and not
Gadget?!
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First off, it's Penny.
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You've seen her about a
billion times.
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And secondly because cloning
Gadget would have
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screwed up our entire plan,
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due to his unpredictability.
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[LAUGHS]
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[ZZT!]
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[LAUGHS]
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[PIPES CLATTER]
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[FFOOOSH!]
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She's alive!
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Hey I'm supposed to say that.
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Alright alright... fine.
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She's aliiiiiive!
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[COUGHS]
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And she's beautiful... ly
evil!
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And she's going to infiltrate
HQ,
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cause it to fall into chaos,
and destroy Gadget!
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[EVIL LAUGH]
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I feel so bad.
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Don't. They're holo-agents.
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No, I mean about what I said
to my uncle yesterday.
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Your uncle is a little bit of
a wildcard.
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But he always pulls off the
mission.
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Speaking of missions, you
should focus.
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You've failed this test, like,
a gazillion times.
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I guess you're right.
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Let's rescue some cute
cuddle-buns!
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Remember, we can only save one
basket.
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No one's ever gotten both!
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Always go for the two-fer!
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NOOOOOOOOOO!
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I failed. Again.
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It's hard not to. They make
failing so fun!
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[GIGGLES] I guess you're right.
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I've done like a million semi-
successful missions before.
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Anything you need, I'm totally
here for you.
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I'm gonna infiltrate HQ now.
'Kay?
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'Kay. And I am totally jazzed
to be working with you.
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I think we could be really
good friends...
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[SLAMS]
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Call me, you know...
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um for when you have updates
and stuff. Ok?
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Chief said to meet him here.
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Come out, come out wherever
you are!
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Go Go Gadget good morning!
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How is my fave uncle? Watcha
lookin' for?
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[SNIFFS]
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I seem to have misplaced the
Chief! Here, Chief-y Chief-y.
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[SNIFFS]
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[OOF!]
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Hello, Gadget. Here's your
mission.
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HQ has intel that MAD has
infiltrated HQ.
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There is a mole in our agency.
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Your mission is to find out
who the mole is and stop them.
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This message will
self-destruct.
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[NERVOUS LAUGH] Your Intel
Division is totally amazing.
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I mean... nothing slips by you
guys.
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You can count on me, Chief.
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I always get my man. Or woman.
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[NERVOUS LAUGH]
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Or animal, fruit, or vegetable.
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Rutabagas make deadly agents.
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I love the new hair, by the way.
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Oh...
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[BEEPING]
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Ah!
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[GROANS]
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What's the trick? There must
be a way to save both of them.
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[KNOCKING & BARKING]
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[SNIFFS PENNY]
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Brain?! What are you doing?
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Okay, I didn't have time to
shower today?!
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Are you done?
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[GROWL-WHIMPER]
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I didn't kick you into a closet.
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I wasn't even here!
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I was busy letting kittens and
puppies fall!
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I would never do that to my
hair...
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Unless... you think it looks
good?
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Come out come out wherever you
are!
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You see, Penny.
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The key to flushing out a
covert operative
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is to let them know you know
they are here!
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Maybe he's in the trash
compactor?
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Of course!
The perfect place to hide.
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Masks the MAD smell...
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Oh, MAD Agent? Are you down
there?
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Whaaaa!
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Too easy. Now, time to cause
some chaos!
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Wowzers!
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I didn't know HQ
installed a new exercise room.
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What's that smell? Go Go
Gadget Sniffer.
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[SNIFFS]
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Right. My new garbage-scented
deoderant. Gah!
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[SCREAMS]
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Time to make things a little
more fun.
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[EVIL LAUGH]
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[SCREAMS]
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[EVIL LAUGH]
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Whoa!
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[BEEPING]
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[EVIL LAUGH]
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[PANICS]
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Cute puppies? Cute kittens?
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A hero's got to save both,
right?
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[MOANING]
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Why did you spin me?!
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Probably for the same reason
she electrocuted me!
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And blew me up.
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What are you talking about?
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I didn't do any of that stuff.
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Maybe she's the mole!
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[BEEPS]
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Uncle Gadget, where are you?
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The exercise room!
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The one you just kicked my into.
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This is no time for a workout.
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He's in the trash compactor!
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I guess I'll just finish
this one circuit
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and back to the hunt!
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I've got to turn it off before
it crushes him!
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[STRAINING]
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Oh no! We're too late.
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I'll try the manual override!
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[ZAP]
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It worked! Thanks, Professor.
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Okay, I didn't push him into
the trash compactor,
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spin you, electrocute you, or
blow you up.
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Why would I do something like
that?
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[SIGHS]
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The break in at the clone lab!
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I did do those things.
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Or, at least, someone that
looked like me.
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Hey!... How it going?
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You destroyed Gadget yet?
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Let's just say, he's
yesterday's trash.
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So why are we meeting here?
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We could have used comlinks.
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I thought we could celebrate.
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With a little ambiance and
cheesy sticks. Fabio?!
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[SNAPS] Fabio!
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So, you probably want to know
what it's like having
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the world's most powerful
overlord as my uncle?
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Hm, not really.
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Well, it's not easy being
second in command.
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Just inches from the top...
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Actually, you're a bit further
down than you think.
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This tooth gunk is higher on
the list than you.
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Ha. Always joking.
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That's the kind of tight
relationship we have!
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Looks like there's room to
move up the ranks at MAD.
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Just gotta get you
out of the way.
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Yeah, well, we're
always looking for...
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what do you mean, get
me out of the way?
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Looking for this?
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[SPLAT! SPLAT!]
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What are you doing?!
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Going back to HQ to mess with
their computers
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and render them totally useless.
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Then your uncle will make me
his second in command.
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Ciao, Talon.
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Ow!
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Speed walking.
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I love your newfound
passion for exercise, Penny.
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If I were my evil clone -
which technically I am -
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I would try to destroy my uncle,
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annoy everyone in the base,
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Talon would probably try to
impress me
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and take me to some cheesy
restaurant,
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where I would turn on him,
sneak back to HQ and...
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...there I am.
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Uncle Gadget, Brain is an evil
clone!
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I knew it! He just doesn't
look right!
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Really, Uncle Gadget? She is
the clone!
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BOTH: Stop pretending
to be my reflection!
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Stop it! Stop copying me!
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Shooomagabagadoomaboo!
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Kapapkiribonga!
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Oh, you are good.
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Penny, this is no time for
admiring yourself.
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Help me catch the clone!
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Go Go Gadget Dog-catcher!
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[WHIMPERS[
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I'm gonna kick my butt.
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[FIGHTING GRUNTS]
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[WHOOSH / BARK]
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You're killing me, Uncle Gadget.
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[EVIL LAUGH]
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Two Pennys?
OMG I am so confused.
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You can't stop me.
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I mean, you can, but then your
friend goes splat.
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Not on my watch.
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Your choice.
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Stop me from uploading a
virus, or save your friend.
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Puppies or kittens...
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Don't know what that means.
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But unless you have a secret
ace up your sleeve,
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this game is over.
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GADGET: Stop it, you
slippery clone dog!
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[BRAIN WHIMPERS]
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I don't have an ace. But I do
have a wildcard.
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We've got to capture the clone!
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And I know just how we can,
Uncle Gadget.
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You go for the bullseye.
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I'll take care of the rest.
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Seems unorthodox, but worth a
try! Go Go Gadget Darts!
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Too late.
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[SCREAMS]
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[WHIMPERS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GROANS]
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You did it! You got the clone.
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I did?
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Next time, Gadget!
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Ah, I see. The doggy clone
disguised itself
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as you to infiltrate our base.
Very sneaky.
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Look, I'm sorry for what I
said earlier.
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From now on, you can be as
oblivious as you want.
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While it can be annoying,
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it also kinda saves our lives.
Like, every time.
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TALON:
Uncle Claw, I...
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00:11:10,858 --> 00:11:13,738
You fool! Not only was your
mission a failure,
262
00:11:13,777 --> 00:11:17,447
but your ridiculous cloning
plot led to this!
263
00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:18,530
[MANY MEOWS]
264
00:11:18,573 --> 00:11:19,703
[SCREAMS]
265
00:11:19,992 --> 00:11:21,592
[MEOWS]
266
00:11:22,535 --> 00:11:24,135
[SCREAMING]
267
00:11:30,543 --> 00:11:31,713
[SIGHS]
268
00:11:31,753 --> 00:11:33,383
Another lame Valentine's Day...
269
00:11:33,422 --> 00:11:35,552
another year hoping Uncle Gadget
270
00:11:35,590 --> 00:11:36,800
doesn't explode his date.
271
00:11:36,842 --> 00:11:38,592
[BRAIN GROANS]
272
00:11:38,635 --> 00:11:40,385
Breaking news!
273
00:11:40,429 --> 00:11:43,309
Huge explosion at Metro City's
classiest restaurant, Snob.
274
00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,890
Is it a MAD plot to ruin
Valentine's Day?
275
00:11:45,934 --> 00:11:47,734
C'mon MAD plot!
276
00:11:47,769 --> 00:11:49,369
[BOOM!]
277
00:11:50,605 --> 00:11:52,765
Wowzers, that's the last time
I help a waiter
278
00:11:52,816 --> 00:11:54,416
flambe his food!
279
00:11:54,902 --> 00:11:56,992
Nope, just Uncle Gadget.
280
00:11:57,029 --> 00:11:58,359
So... how's your date?
281
00:11:58,406 --> 00:11:59,606
She looks fine
282
00:11:59,656 --> 00:12:01,336
but I don't think I'll be
seeing her again.
283
00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:03,450
Now, who wants a lightly
charred doggie bag?
284
00:12:03,494 --> 00:12:05,094
[RUFF! RUFF!]
285
00:12:05,204 --> 00:12:06,334
Gadget.
286
00:12:06,372 --> 00:12:07,582
Hiya Chief!
287
00:12:07,622 --> 00:12:09,222
Sorry to interrupt
Valentine's Day.
288
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:12,460
But, MAD's giving spy
agencies around the world
289
00:12:12,503 --> 00:12:13,623
some serious heart problems.
290
00:12:13,921 --> 00:12:15,631
PENNY:
MAD plot! Yes!
291
00:12:15,672 --> 00:12:18,932
Best Valentine's day gift ever!
292
00:12:18,967 --> 00:12:21,757
You know, other than chocolate
and flowers n' junk.
293
00:12:24,014 --> 00:12:25,614
[POP!]
294
00:12:26,392 --> 00:12:28,392
MAD is using the spy dating
site "Mole Matcher"
295
00:12:28,436 --> 00:12:31,016
to draw out agents and extract
secrets from them
296
00:12:31,063 --> 00:12:32,693
using nanotechnology.
297
00:12:32,731 --> 00:12:34,781
Your mission is to go on an
undercover date
298
00:12:34,816 --> 00:12:37,146
and capture the MAD agent
responsible.
299
00:12:37,194 --> 00:12:38,794
This message will
self-destruct.
300
00:12:39,488 --> 00:12:41,368
You sure this is the right
mission for us?
301
00:12:41,407 --> 00:12:42,447
Uncle Gadget doesn't have
302
00:12:42,491 --> 00:12:44,241
the best track record
on real dates,
303
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,985
let alone undercover ones.
304
00:12:46,036 --> 00:12:47,956
Are you kidding?
305
00:12:47,996 --> 00:12:50,076
They used to call me
"The Dynamite Dater"
306
00:12:50,124 --> 00:12:51,674
because I'd blow my dates away!
307
00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:53,338
[BEEPING]
308
00:12:53,377 --> 00:12:55,457
That's not why they called you
"The Dynamite Dater."
309
00:12:55,481 --> 00:12:56,343
[GASP]
310
00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:57,920
[BOOM]
311
00:12:57,965 --> 00:13:00,375
That's why they called you
"The Dynamite Dater."
312
00:13:02,595 --> 00:13:05,305
Everything is, parfait.
313
00:13:06,348 --> 00:13:09,388
I av hacked ze spy dating
site "Mole Matcher."
314
00:13:09,435 --> 00:13:14,355
Now I am ze top match
for any spy we choose.
315
00:13:14,647 --> 00:13:16,437
Can you log on?
316
00:13:16,484 --> 00:13:18,534
I... uh... password...
317
00:13:18,569 --> 00:13:20,169
next time, Gadget?...
318
00:13:20,362 --> 00:13:21,362
[BUZZER]
319
00:13:21,405 --> 00:13:22,485
um... destroy Gadget...
320
00:13:22,531 --> 00:13:23,781
[BUZZER]
321
00:13:23,824 --> 00:13:25,494
Why do I need so many
PASSWORDS!!!
322
00:13:25,534 --> 00:13:27,694
Gotta get this done while the
internet's still a thing.
323
00:13:27,718 --> 00:13:29,178
Aaaaaand we're on.
324
00:13:29,246 --> 00:13:30,996
Tres bien. You see?
325
00:13:31,039 --> 00:13:32,959
When I go on ze date with ze
spy,
326
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,960
I use my nano-tech truth
powder on him.
327
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:39,377
Zen he... spills his guts.
328
00:13:39,423 --> 00:13:41,023
[FART SOUND]
329
00:13:41,383 --> 00:13:42,763
Sacre bleu fromage!
330
00:13:42,801 --> 00:13:44,601
Was zat you, Brawn?
331
00:13:44,637 --> 00:13:47,257
Let us find out ze truth!
332
00:13:47,306 --> 00:13:48,906
[BRRFT!]
Was zat you?
333
00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:50,433
[FART SOUND]
334
00:13:50,476 --> 00:13:52,076
Excellent,
335
00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:55,140
soon we will have enough dirt
on the world's top spies
336
00:13:55,164 --> 00:13:58,754
to make them die... of
embarrassment!
337
00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:00,990
[LAUGHS]
338
00:14:01,028 --> 00:14:03,108
Wow, who knew spies were so
lame.
339
00:14:03,155 --> 00:14:04,315
Check this guy.
340
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:08,035
Likes: cats, cat videos,
holding hands.
341
00:14:08,661 --> 00:14:13,041
Dislikes: icebergs, the law,
know-it-all nephews...
342
00:14:13,748 --> 00:14:15,248
uh-oh.
343
00:14:15,292 --> 00:14:17,092
Mention this again and I'll
have your heart!
344
00:14:17,127 --> 00:14:20,167
Well, after you show me how to
change the privacy settings...
345
00:14:22,841 --> 00:14:24,551
PENNY:
Okay, we're on Mole Matcher.
346
00:14:24,593 --> 00:14:26,973
First thing we have to do is
set up your undercover profile.
347
00:14:27,012 --> 00:14:28,222
What are your "Likes"?
348
00:14:28,263 --> 00:14:29,943
I like nothing more than
bringing criminals
349
00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:32,597
to justice no matter where
they are in the world!
350
00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:34,350
Travel.
351
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:35,515
Dislikes?
352
00:14:35,563 --> 00:14:36,613
That's easy: MAD!
353
00:14:36,647 --> 00:14:38,817
PENNY:
Hm... People with anger issues.
354
00:14:39,316 --> 00:14:41,896
And... one little known fact
about yourself.
355
00:14:41,943 --> 00:14:43,573
Well I do have this rash...
356
00:14:43,612 --> 00:14:45,212
[ACK!]
357
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:46,880
Let's just leave it blank.
358
00:14:47,324 --> 00:14:49,374
All that's left is
the profile pic.
359
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,160
[TECHNO MUSIC]
360
00:14:51,203 --> 00:14:52,803
[CAMERA FLASH]
361
00:14:55,123 --> 00:14:57,593
Best photo I've ever
seen of him. Upload!
362
00:14:59,378 --> 00:15:00,548
[BING!]
363
00:15:00,588 --> 00:15:01,588
A date request already?
364
00:15:01,589 --> 00:15:03,189
The Dynamite Dater is on fire!
365
00:15:03,382 --> 00:15:04,382
Better clean up.
366
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:05,825
You've got a Valentine's Day
date in
367
00:15:05,842 --> 00:15:08,222
the most romantic city in the
world: Paris!
368
00:15:08,262 --> 00:15:11,012
[WHOOSH!]
369
00:15:11,056 --> 00:15:12,846
[SCREAMS]
370
00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:19,363
Now that's a ride! Wait 'til
my date gets a load of this!
371
00:15:19,398 --> 00:15:20,438
Whoa!
372
00:15:20,941 --> 00:15:23,651
I'm not sure it screams
"undercover".
373
00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:26,608
Remember, you're not Gadget,
374
00:15:26,655 --> 00:15:28,735
you're "Gordie Trenchcoat."
375
00:15:29,157 --> 00:15:30,487
Relax, Penny.
376
00:15:30,534 --> 00:15:32,494
Need I remind you
that I'm a dating pro?
377
00:15:32,536 --> 00:15:34,286
Go Go Gadget Minty Breath Spray!
378
00:15:37,332 --> 00:15:40,002
We'll be nearby...
Just in case.
379
00:15:42,755 --> 00:15:44,355
Fresh breath?
380
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,065
Check. Charm?
381
00:15:46,675 --> 00:15:49,425
Check. I've got this mission
in the bag!
382
00:15:49,678 --> 00:15:52,218
Excuse moi, Monsieur Trenchcoat?
383
00:15:52,598 --> 00:15:54,518
I'm sorry, you've
got the wrong...
384
00:15:54,558 --> 00:15:56,158
WOWZERS!!!
385
00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:01,650
I mean, "Je me smell Gordie!"
386
00:16:02,232 --> 00:16:03,832
Allo, Gordie.
387
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:06,237
I am Sue.... Sue Donym.
388
00:16:06,528 --> 00:16:07,528
[BARKS]
389
00:16:07,571 --> 00:16:09,621
And ze petite chien-chien is
Brawn.
390
00:16:09,657 --> 00:16:11,257
[GROWLS]
391
00:16:11,992 --> 00:16:14,242
You're a dog lover? We have so
much in common!
392
00:16:17,748 --> 00:16:19,828
Perfect date?
393
00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:22,917
Hmm, I guess it would involve
a romantic dinner...
394
00:16:22,961 --> 00:16:25,461
served while the world burns!
395
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:26,586
[COUGHS]
396
00:16:26,632 --> 00:16:27,882
Nothing to see here...
397
00:16:27,924 --> 00:16:29,644
[COUGH] Riiight.
398
00:16:29,677 --> 00:16:31,877
In less nightmare inducing
news, check out Sue's victim.
399
00:16:33,388 --> 00:16:35,348
Excellent.
400
00:16:37,434 --> 00:16:38,734
Watch where you're...
401
00:16:38,769 --> 00:16:39,769
...of course.
402
00:16:40,228 --> 00:16:41,308
Talon!
403
00:16:41,355 --> 00:16:43,265
MAD's gift to mankind.
404
00:16:43,315 --> 00:16:46,185
So, are we gonna fight before
or after Sue exposes
405
00:16:46,234 --> 00:16:47,834
your uncle's deepest darkest
secrets?
406
00:16:48,111 --> 00:16:49,531
Pfft...
407
00:16:49,571 --> 00:16:51,691
She doesn't stand a chance
against The Dynamite Dater!
408
00:16:52,115 --> 00:16:53,445
Seriously... no one does...
409
00:16:53,492 --> 00:16:54,832
Wanna bet?
410
00:16:54,868 --> 00:16:57,448
So I can see the look on your
face when you lose?
411
00:16:57,496 --> 00:16:59,906
That would make my Valentine's
Day!
412
00:16:59,956 --> 00:17:01,246
All right.
413
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:03,171
Let's put aside our usual
kung-fu tango for this
414
00:17:03,195 --> 00:17:05,585
one mission to see which of
our agents comes out on top.
415
00:17:05,629 --> 00:17:08,219
Without our help. Deal?
416
00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:10,690
Deal.
417
00:17:14,429 --> 00:17:16,389
What can I get you, m'lady?
418
00:17:16,431 --> 00:17:19,481
Moi? I cannot resist ze
chocolate.
419
00:17:19,518 --> 00:17:20,808
Me neither.
420
00:17:20,853 --> 00:17:23,063
One whatever "chocolate" is in
French, monsieur.
421
00:17:24,064 --> 00:17:25,404
[PFSST!]
422
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,610
Care for ze first bite?
423
00:17:28,068 --> 00:17:29,318
Wowzers, you're sweeter than
424
00:17:29,361 --> 00:17:31,861
this ice cream could ever be!
425
00:17:33,407 --> 00:17:35,027
I've heard of drive-thru
ice cream shops,
426
00:17:35,075 --> 00:17:36,675
but that is ridiculous!
427
00:17:37,035 --> 00:17:39,075
That is ridiculous!
428
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,410
Yeah!
429
00:17:40,455 --> 00:17:42,115
Everybody knows
mint chocolate chip
430
00:17:42,165 --> 00:17:43,915
is the most
irresistible flavour.
431
00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:45,288
Exactly!
432
00:17:45,335 --> 00:17:46,935
Two mint choco-chips, bro.
433
00:17:47,087 --> 00:17:48,687
You win this round...
434
00:17:49,506 --> 00:17:51,296
Ze art, it is magnifique!
435
00:17:53,927 --> 00:17:55,007
[PFSST!]
436
00:17:55,053 --> 00:17:56,183
[ARF?]
437
00:17:56,221 --> 00:17:58,471
Oooh, zis is uh...
scratch and sniff?
438
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,600
Let me smellez-vous!
439
00:18:04,354 --> 00:18:05,364
[CRASH!]
440
00:18:05,397 --> 00:18:06,397
Huh.
441
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,400
I guess I just don't get
modern art.
442
00:18:08,442 --> 00:18:09,612
Glad we're outta here.
443
00:18:09,651 --> 00:18:11,781
This place has a major case of
"the lames."
444
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:15,240
Right? Why couldn't I win this
bet somewhere cool,
445
00:18:15,282 --> 00:18:16,322
like a comic shop!
446
00:18:16,366 --> 00:18:17,406
Exactly!
447
00:18:17,451 --> 00:18:19,331
Except with me winning.
448
00:18:23,457 --> 00:18:25,417
Well, that has a certain "I
don't know what."
449
00:18:26,668 --> 00:18:28,498
You mean a je ne sais quoi.
450
00:18:28,545 --> 00:18:31,165
No... I really don't know
what!
451
00:18:35,218 --> 00:18:37,008
Hey, check out this goofy
gargoyle!
452
00:18:37,053 --> 00:18:39,013
WOWZERS! GO GO GORDIE JETPACK!
453
00:18:39,681 --> 00:18:42,431
GORDIE CHOPPER! GORDIE FALL
STOPPER!!!
454
00:18:43,268 --> 00:18:45,018
[SCREAMS]
455
00:18:46,438 --> 00:18:48,038
[GROANS]
456
00:18:48,273 --> 00:18:49,873
[EXCITED BARK]
457
00:18:50,484 --> 00:18:53,454
I think I just fell...
for Sue!
458
00:18:54,947 --> 00:18:56,547
[BARKS]
459
00:18:57,324 --> 00:18:58,924
[WHIMPERS]
460
00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:01,540
Would you look at that!
461
00:19:01,578 --> 00:19:02,868
It'd be totally romantic,
462
00:19:02,913 --> 00:19:05,963
if we weren't archenemies
competing for supremacy!
463
00:19:05,999 --> 00:19:07,599
[WISTFUL SIGH]
464
00:19:08,585 --> 00:19:10,995
And if I didn't think romance
was totally gross. Barf.
465
00:19:11,755 --> 00:19:14,585
Yeah... I mean. Lame!
466
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:19,720
[GIGGLE]
467
00:19:20,138 --> 00:19:21,738
Ohh...
468
00:19:22,516 --> 00:19:24,116
[KETTLE WHISTLE]
469
00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:26,159
[PANTING]
470
00:19:26,979 --> 00:19:28,519
Ice cream, a museum,
471
00:19:28,563 --> 00:19:30,403
sunset and a rickshaw ride in
the park?
472
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,530
It's not the worst Valentine's
Day
473
00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:34,277
to spend with a girl I totally
despise.
474
00:19:34,778 --> 00:19:36,378
I know.
475
00:19:37,197 --> 00:19:39,237
I wish this mission could
go on just a bit longer...
476
00:19:39,658 --> 00:19:41,778
before I have to kick your
butt back to the stone age.
477
00:19:41,802 --> 00:19:43,080
[PHONES RING]
478
00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:44,369
Sorry, gotta take this.
479
00:19:44,412 --> 00:19:45,912
What's your status, Penny?
480
00:19:45,956 --> 00:19:47,556
Um, it's complicated?
481
00:19:47,958 --> 00:19:50,418
So Gadget hasn't arrested
the MAD agent yet?
482
00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:52,800
He's, uhh, super close to her!
483
00:19:52,838 --> 00:19:55,218
Has Gadget spilled
his secrets yet?
484
00:19:55,256 --> 00:19:57,086
They're taking it slow but Sue
485
00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:59,093
will have him talking any
second now...
486
00:19:59,344 --> 00:20:00,604
WHOAAA!!!
487
00:20:00,637 --> 00:20:01,677
[IMPACT GRUNT]
488
00:20:01,847 --> 00:20:03,447
Sorry.
489
00:20:04,307 --> 00:20:07,267
You know, Gordie, zis has been
a, how do you say...
490
00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:08,910
a day to remember.
491
00:20:08,979 --> 00:20:11,309
The feeling is mutual, my
little cabbage.
492
00:20:11,356 --> 00:20:13,066
Zen you will trust me
493
00:20:13,107 --> 00:20:16,067
when I say close your
eyes for a surprise?
494
00:20:16,110 --> 00:20:17,710
I don't see why not!
495
00:20:18,405 --> 00:20:20,005
In fact, I don't see
anything now!
496
00:20:21,491 --> 00:20:22,531
[ARF?]
497
00:20:22,701 --> 00:20:24,301
[BARKING]
498
00:20:25,495 --> 00:20:26,615
[THUMP!]
499
00:20:26,663 --> 00:20:28,333
Aaahhhhhhhhhh! Oof!
500
00:20:30,124 --> 00:20:31,594
Do I get my surprise now?
501
00:20:31,626 --> 00:20:33,746
But of course.
502
00:20:33,795 --> 00:20:35,415
[PFFFST! PFFSST!]
503
00:20:35,463 --> 00:20:37,933
Surprise! You are at my mercy.
504
00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:40,470
Tell me your deepest, darkest
secret!
505
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,850
My name's not Gordie Trenchcoat.
506
00:20:43,889 --> 00:20:46,469
It's Inspector Gadget and I'm
head over heels for you!
507
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,770
Go Go Gadget Flowers and
Chocolate!
508
00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:53,121
[BOOM]
509
00:20:54,232 --> 00:20:55,322
GADGET!!!
510
00:20:55,817 --> 00:20:58,487
I am fou-fou for you too!
511
00:20:58,528 --> 00:21:00,408
...Love me!!!
512
00:21:01,073 --> 00:21:02,673
Oof!
513
00:21:02,908 --> 00:21:05,288
Ah, winning feels good...
514
00:21:05,535 --> 00:21:07,445
Truce off, game on!
515
00:21:09,122 --> 00:21:12,752
Huh. Guess he's survived to
annoy me another day.
516
00:21:13,376 --> 00:21:14,746
Great job, team!
517
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:17,625
The secrets of the world's top
spies are safe again...
518
00:21:19,507 --> 00:21:21,717
Is this the nano-tech truth
powder?
519
00:21:22,469 --> 00:21:23,549
[PFFFT!]
520
00:21:23,595 --> 00:21:25,305
I've always wanted to tap dance!
521
00:21:25,973 --> 00:21:27,393
[BRAIN GROANS]
522
00:21:27,432 --> 00:21:29,272
Well, it's been a great
Valentine's Day but
523
00:21:29,517 --> 00:21:31,347
I think I'll be getting out of
the dating game
524
00:21:31,394 --> 00:21:32,444
for a while.
525
00:21:32,479 --> 00:21:33,859
Why is that, Uncle Gadget?
526
00:21:33,897 --> 00:21:35,497
Look at that poor woman.
527
00:21:35,690 --> 00:21:37,690
The Dynamite Dater's too much
to handle!
528
00:21:39,235 --> 00:21:41,355
This mission has
been a total loss.
529
00:21:42,990 --> 00:21:44,450
Or has it?
530
00:21:44,491 --> 00:21:46,161
Oooh, a match!
531
00:21:47,452 --> 00:21:50,252
No... it can't be...
532
00:21:51,915 --> 00:21:54,745
GAAAADDGEEEEEEETTTT!!!
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