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There's a town that exists
at the borderlands.
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A place of nightmares
and dreamscapes.
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A place where folklore and myth
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carry the weight of fact
and truth.
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A place where superstition
and their laws
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overshadow the laws of science,
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and a place where
old traditions die hard,
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if they die at all.
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The name of this place
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is Rivervale.
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And though it might
seem familiar to you,
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like a town you visited before,
I can assure you,
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it is not that same town.
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Don't worry,
I'll show you around.
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First stop,
Toni and Fangs' apartment,
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portrait of a couple
in distress.
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Baby Anthony finally
fell asleep?
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More like he passed out
from exhaustion.
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He can't keep going
like this, Fangs.
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He's literally crying 24/7.
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Something's wrong.
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We'll call Doc Curdle,
get Anthony an appointment.
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It's gonna be okay, I promise.
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Ah...
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There she is,
Miss Tabitha Tate.
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And that is
our real estate agent.
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And if I'm not mistaken,
those are our...
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Here are your keys.
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Thank you, Ms. Gordon.
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We are so excited.
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Uh-huh.
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So, is this your first time
living with a beau?
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Actually, yes.
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I've never taken
that step before.
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I have always been too guarded,
I guess.
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Too nervous.
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Of course.
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This day and age,
you can't be too careful.
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Let's check in with Rivervale's
premier power couple,
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Reggie Mantle
and Veronica Lodge.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Banks,
but if you hesitate,
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I can't guarantee
this opportunity
will be here tomorrow.
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You'd be getting in
on the ground floor
of a gold mine, Mr. Lance.
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Yes, that is correct.
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A casino right here
in Rivervale.
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[chuckles]
Exhausting, aren't they?
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Let's head over to Elm Street.
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The Cooper house,
where Alice is doing
a lot better,
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but her appliances,
not so much.
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Well... [sighs]
that should clear that up.
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What was it, Frank?
More chicken bones?
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No, not this time.
It was a, um,
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dish rag.
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Hey, I have quiche in the oven.
Would you stay for breakfast?
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[exhales]
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Tempting,
but let's go next door.
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Where my old chum
Archie Andrews
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is living with my ex-girlfriend
Betty Cooper.
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Let that one sink in
for a minute.
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And while we're all
good friends, I should probably
end the tour here
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and leave whatever is happening
upstairs to your imaginations.
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[ticking]
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[explosion]
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-[Archie gasping]
-Arch.
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You okay?
Was it another nightmare?
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-Yeah. Sorry I woke you.
-No, it's okay.
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Was it a bad one?
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It was surreal.
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We were talking up here
in my room,
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and we heard this
ticking noise.
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Mmm-hmm.
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It was a bomb under the bed.
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Oh, my God. That's awful.
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Yeah, the weirdest part,
we were living in a town
called Riverdale.
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-Riverdale with a "D."
-Yeah.
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Okay. No more Twilight Zone
marathons before bed, okay?
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[both chuckle]
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Let's make all those bad dreams
go away with some
early morning delight.
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[phone ringing]
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[Betty sighing]
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Kev, what's going on?
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Where are you?
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I was jogging when I found it.
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[Archie] Whoa.
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The way the deer's
laid out looks...
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ritualistic,
like it was sacrificed.
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And its blood was used
to draw these runic symbols
all over the stone.
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Who would do that?
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I don't know,
but whoever did
took the deer's heart.
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Okay, uh, never gonna
jog here again.
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Nor should you, interloper.
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You merry three are trespassing
on the sacred sovereign nation
of Thornhill.
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Be gone from
its borders immediately,
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or else my pupils
will shoot you full of arrows.
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-Like who, girls?
-St. Sebastian.
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Mistress Blossom.
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Cheryl, this is a crime scene
so I need to collect
all of the evidence,
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including the deer.
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You will do
nothing of the sort.
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My girls and I will assume
possession of that carcass.
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To do what?
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We will make a stew
from its meat,
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a pelt from its hide
and a paste from its hooves.
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That's a little barbaric.
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No, you sad, simple, she-child.
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It's a part of a sacred circle
of life and death,
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of use, reuse and rebirth,
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of paying respect
to what the Earth gives us,
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all of what she gives us.
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Now leave my land, heathens.
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Girls.
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Toodles.
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I'm afraid Baby Anthony
has colic.
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Colic?
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It's quite common
and can last indefinitely.
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There might be gas
in his intestines
causing the discomfort--
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What can we do, Doc?
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Because he's crying 24/7.
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It's agony for all of us.
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I do know
of an old folk remedy.
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I'd like to put this toad
in Baby Anthony's mouth.
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It'll suck the colic
right out of him,
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absorb it.
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No more crying.
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I'm sorry,
but there's no chance in hell
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I'm letting you put
a frickin' frog
in my baby's mouth.
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In that case, the only other
recommendation I can make
is ear plugs.
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How many more boxes
of comic books do you have?
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Oh, it's just a fraction.
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The rest is still in storage.
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You know, to be honest
with you, Jug,
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I didn't know
you were that into comics.
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Well, what can I say, Archie?
I contain multitudes.
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Come on.
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[exhales]
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I really appreciate
your help, Betty.
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I hope you don't feel weird
being here.
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No, not at all.
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Honestly, I'm very happy
that you and Jughead are taking
this step together.
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Meanwhile,
what about you and Archie?
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Are you all in?
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It's really weird, Tabitha.
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Back in high school,
one of the biggest questions
in my life was...
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"Am I going to end up
with Archie or Jughead?"
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And now it seems like we have
a definitive answer.
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Today's your lucky day,
Cameron.
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I'm wondering if you
or any of your boys want
to invest in a boutique casino
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a colleague and I
are opening up in Rivervale.
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So this is what
you've been up to, Veronica.
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As usual, the she-wolf
is making lemonade
out of lemons.
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I don't even know
what that means, Cameron.
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This casino or whatever
is obviously a distraction
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till you come back to New York,
where you belong.
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As usual, Cameron,
you're totally wrong
about everything.
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I'm all in on the casino
and Rivervale.
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Tell me straight, Ronnie.
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Do you want this casino or not?
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Of course I do.
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Ignore Cameron. He's an idiot.
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So it's just not another
stopgap till you
get your old job back?
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Reggie, I did want to go back
to Wall Street initially.
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But now...
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I'm having a ball
doing this with you.
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And I think our casino
is gonna be huge.
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Everything happens
for a reason, lover.
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Everything that's meant to be
finally is.
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[Tabitha screams]
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Jughead, spider!
Spider, Jughead!
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No, no, no!
Jughead, Jughead, don't!
[groans]
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Oh, my God, Jughead.
I didn't want you to kill it!
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I wanted you to put in a cup
and take it outside.
You never kill a spider.
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It's bad luck.
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[chuckles] Come on,
that's just superstition.
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Maybe so, but we just
moved in together,
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and I don't want anything
to jinx us.
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Tabitha.
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It's just an itsy-bitsy spider.
What's the worse
that's gonna happen?
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It's not like we're cursed now.
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[ominous music playing]
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And next on the agenda,
we have an update,
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on the town's
reforestation plans.
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Archie Andrews.
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Thanks, Toni.
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Yeah, basically,
we're good to go.
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As you may know,
since Cheryl declared
Thornhill a sovereign state,
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we've lost our local supply
of maple syrup
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as well as the revenue
that the syrup was bringing in.
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-Aren't our trees already
tapped out anyway?
-They are, Tom.
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Which is why I propose
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we buy and distribute
maple saplings.
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One per family to be planted
in each family's yard.
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My crew and I will take point
on seeding a grove
of maple trees
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that the town will own.
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And have we secured
the saplings?
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We just got
the shipment in, Alice.
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And as we discussed,
Frank and I
will be setting up
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a distribution center
outside of Pop's.
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[crowd murmuring]
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Hmm.
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Riveting.
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You might find the discussion
underway at Thornhill,
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also about maple syrup,
more interesting.
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[clears throat]
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Today,
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before we came upon
those intruders in my forest,
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I was pointing out
our precious maple trees,
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how dry and lifeless
they have become.
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I believe our maple groves
have withered away because
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we have forgotten the old ways.
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Ah, the old ways.
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Before we built our first
settlement in Rivervale,
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when this area was just land
and river and rocks,
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it all belonged to her.
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She who walks amongst
the trees.
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We worshipped her.
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We gave offerings to her.
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And she provided.
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Maple sap, yes,
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but also life
in all its beautiful,
glorious facets.
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Over time,
we left the old ways behind.
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We started taking
the Maple Maiden for granted,
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and she, in turn, punished us.
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All that was once fecund
is now barren.
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We must again
pay tribute to her,
like our ancestors once did.
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We must return to
the old ways, the blood ways,
the pagan ways,
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and by hoof and by horn, girls,
return we shall.
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But first,
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we have to go
into town tomorrow.
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My spies have told me
that Archie Andrews is trying
to steal my maple thunder.
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And that simply will not do.
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[dramatic music playing]
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Yes, Mom. I promise.
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Okay, yeah. I love you too.
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All right, bye.
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Hey.
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How's your mom?
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Honestly? Yeah, she's good.
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She says hi. And, uh...
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She's wondering if we've put
any more thought
into what she asked
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last time she was here.
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Arch.
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I thought we decided
that marriage wasn't for us
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because everyone we know
who's married
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is either divorced or dead.
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No, totally.
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She was actually asking
about the other thing.
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The "when am I going to have
a grandkid" thing.
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And what did you say?
249
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,360
I told her if it were up to me,
250
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,797
-I would want it to happen
sooner rather than later.
-Mmm-hmm.
251
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,190
I mean, my dad was a young dad.
252
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,148
Arch, for the record,
253
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:40,324
I've been dreaming
about starting a family
with you since...
254
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:41,848
Mmm...
255
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:43,980
Sixth grade.
256
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,289
But let's just take our time.
257
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,770
There's no rush,
we're in our twenties.
258
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,597
Okay, so let's just keep
doing our thing
259
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,469
and let nature run its course.
260
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:56,079
-Yeah.
-Like right now.
261
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,254
[Betty giggles]
262
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,048
Ooh!
263
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:09,266
[plate clattering]
264
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,184
[motor whirring]
265
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,537
Shades of Creepshow.
266
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,844
One per household,
plant them in your yard.
267
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:25,021
Make sure there's enough space
for their roots to grow wide
and deep, okay?
268
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,768
Well, well, well.
269
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,989
So it is true you are making
a play for my maple birthright
and empire.
270
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:39,601
Cheryl, you don't own
maple trees or maple syrup,
for that matter.
271
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:43,300
I believe every citizen
of Rivervale should be able
to tap their own tree.
272
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:46,477
Then I'd like
13 saplings, please.
273
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,175
That way we can plant them
in the Thornhill groves,
274
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,567
and they can grow
in the shadow
275
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,874
of she who walks amongst
the trees.
276
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,442
You seceded, remember?
277
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:57,532
These saplings are reserved
for taxpaying citizens
278
00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:01,318
of Rivervale to be planted
in Rivervale.
279
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:04,408
-Unless you want to rejoin
our ranks?
-Rejoin Rivervale?
280
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,976
After you tried to erase
the sins this town
has perpetrated
281
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:10,414
against my ancestor,
Abigail Blossom?
282
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:14,505
You and I both know
there is only one way
that will ever happen.
283
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:15,898
Over your dead body.
284
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,771
No, Archie. Over yours.
285
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:20,860
Come along, girls.
286
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:27,257
I'm afraid, Miss Cooper,
that the test
came back conclusive.
287
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:30,739
You don't seem to be
producing any viable eggs.
288
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:33,611
It will be difficult for you
to conceive a child.
289
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:37,920
Oh, my God.
290
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,273
If it's any consolation,
you're not alone
in this dilemma.
291
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:47,277
No, actually,
it's not a consolation,
but what are you talking about?
292
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:51,978
You're the fifth young,
healthy woman to come see me
who is essentially
293
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:54,415
barren.
294
00:14:58,027 --> 00:14:59,681
[Anthony crying]
295
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,210
[sighs] Look.
296
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,952
I know if we pick up
Baby Anthony,
it'll validate his crying.
297
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,649
But this is torture.
298
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:14,870
I was talking to my grandma
about Anthony's colic.
299
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,481
She said back in the day,
serpent mothers would leave
300
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:20,963
their crying babies
on tree stumps
in Fox Forest overnight.
301
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,226
They just left their babies
in the woods?
302
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,272
[chuckles] Yes.
303
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:28,231
And when the mothers
went back in the morning,
304
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,493
the babies were sleeping
peacefully.
305
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,626
They'd cried the colic out.
306
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:34,281
There's no way a serpent mother
would abandon her baby
like that.
307
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:38,241
Well, apparently,
my mom did it to me.
308
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,766
It worked.
309
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:45,422
Leaving Baby Anthony
in the woods
would toughen him up.
310
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,468
Just like his mama.
311
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:50,862
Reginald.
312
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,168
Will you come with me, please?
313
00:15:58,522 --> 00:15:59,784
Surprise!
314
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,266
[Veronica chuckles]
315
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:06,313
In case you're worried
that I don't appreciate you,
316
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:09,272
here is cold, hard proof
that I do value you.
317
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,058
Your bonus, sir.
318
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,147
And not only that,
319
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:17,106
there's one thing
I fantasized about doing,
320
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,499
but never have.
321
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:24,287
I've always wanted to make it
on a bed full of money.
322
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,898
[seductive music playing]
323
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,697
Bratwurst was delicious
as usual, Alice.
324
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,352
Thank you, Frank.
It's one of my go-to recipes.
325
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:49,182
Well, I should probably
head back home.
326
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:51,053
Archie and I have a big day
of planting tomorrow.
327
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,968
[chuckles] Frank.
328
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,579
It's the same thing every time.
I make you a delicious meal,
329
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,320
and you sprint for the door.
330
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:02,021
So I'm going to make this
plain as day for you.
331
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,980
I like you, Frank Andrews.
332
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:10,986
I find you very attractive.
333
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,076
And I would like for you
to stay the night with me.
334
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:16,731
In my bed.
335
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:22,215
Wow, I am
very flattered, Alice.
336
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,869
You're such a beautiful woman.
337
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:29,178
-But I just...
-You just what?
338
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:31,311
I just, um...
339
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:37,012
can't go there.
340
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,277
Wow. I don't believe it.
341
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:44,280
When will I ever learn?
342
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:46,891
I fall for the strong,
silent type every time.
343
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:56,423
I've been thinking.
344
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,864
What if we adopted a baby?
345
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:10,915
Betty.
346
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:17,574
My dad always used to tell me
347
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,360
that the most fulfilling thing
that he ever did
was become a father.
348
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,798
And I want to do that with you,
349
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,408
every step of the process.
350
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:28,672
Arch.
351
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,982
You need to believe me
when I tell you...
352
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:39,857
there's nothing more
that I want
than to have your baby.
353
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,470
Not just for you, but for me.
354
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,254
I love you
355
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:47,952
so much.
356
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:52,000
I want to create a life
with you.
357
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,309
I want to be the mother
of your child,
358
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:57,571
our child.
359
00:18:58,659 --> 00:18:59,790
Then you will.
360
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:03,185
It'll happen.
361
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,797
[Anthony crying]
362
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:22,900
Bon soir,Antoinette.
363
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:28,079
Cheryl,
what are you doing here?
364
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:29,951
Just taking in some night air.
365
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:32,345
What are you doing
with that little bundle
of babe?
366
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,869
It's a long story. I'm just
367
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,349
trying to cure his colic.
368
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:37,959
I see.
369
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:41,832
May I?
370
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,141
Okay.
371
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:49,623
[Anthony stops crying]
372
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,194
How did you do that?
373
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,544
It must be the calming perfume
I concocted in my greenhouse.
374
00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,502
The ingredients of which
375
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,852
I could mix into a more
permanent solution
for his colic.
376
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:05,247
But then you must help me
embrace Rivervale's
oldest of old things.
377
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,858
Fine. Just tell me what to do.
378
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,251
Not much.
379
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,906
I just need you to bear
witness and then,
380
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,908
per tradition,
381
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,214
everything will be
as it should.
382
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:17,868
[Tabitha screams]
383
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,957
Hey, hey, hey.
384
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,916
-What's going on?
-Do you not feel them?
385
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:24,266
-Feel what?
-Something is biting me.
386
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,703
You seriously not feel like
you're being eaten alive?
387
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:27,617
No.
388
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:30,707
[Tabitha panting]
389
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:33,144
I'm not seeing any
critters in the bed.
390
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,930
Or on us.
391
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,541
Hey.
392
00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:42,980
I was having a nightmare
about spiders.
393
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:46,636
And then it felt like
the spiders were biting me.
394
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,986
Okay, well that's what it is.
395
00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,553
You're just having a dream.
396
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:53,600
There's no spiders.
These sheets are fresh.
397
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,558
I just got them brand new.
398
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,168
You're okay. You're okay.
399
00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,127
[exhales]
400
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,563
Come here.
401
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:01,956
[breathing heavily]
402
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,877
Jug, don't think I'm crazy,
but can you check out...
403
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:13,446
Oh, my God! Your back.
404
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:15,622
Your back is covered
in welts, bites.
405
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:18,015
Same as my arms and legs.
406
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:20,235
I was literally just about
to ask you to check them out.
407
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,412
I told you we were being
eaten alive,
probably by bedbugs.
408
00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:25,632
-Well, we checked the sheets--
-Okay, well, then it's scabies,
409
00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:26,981
which you can't see
with the naked eye,
410
00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:28,722
but they are vicious
blood suckers.
411
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:30,854
Okay, we'll wash the sheets
with hot water and bleach.
412
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:31,942
Are you kidding?
413
00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:32,726
That's not gonna do anything.
414
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:33,901
We're infested.
415
00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:35,032
I'm calling an exterminator.
416
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:36,947
Ugh.
417
00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:44,477
All right.
It's time for arts and crafts.
418
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,262
Take some twine and fabric
from the basket
and pass it along.
419
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,265
Today we are making poppets
to honor the Maple Maiden.
420
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,962
Are the poppets to play with?
421
00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:54,225
No, Britta. They serve
a myriad of purposes,
422
00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:57,403
but these ones
will be a warning.
423
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:07,630
[Archie] What in the hell?
424
00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:14,245
This is Cheryl, 101.
It's got to be.
425
00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:16,335
Let's dig these things
out and make room
for the saplings.
426
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:17,727
You sure you want
to do that, Arch?
427
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:18,685
[Archie] Positive.
428
00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:20,948
Double time, boys.
429
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:29,957
Hey.
430
00:22:31,132 --> 00:22:32,307
How'd the planting go?
431
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,310
I know that look.
432
00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:37,399
What's wrong?
433
00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:41,882
Cheryl.
434
00:22:41,925 --> 00:22:45,625
She impaled these dolls
all over the forest
435
00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:47,366
where we were going to
plant our saplings.
436
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,020
She did? Why?
437
00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:54,198
To spook my crew.
438
00:22:54,242 --> 00:22:57,550
Which she did, by the way.
They were anxious all day long.
439
00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:59,029
That's so bizarre.
440
00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:01,554
I feel like I've seen
441
00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:03,556
-one of these before.
-Where?
442
00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:06,254
I've been sorting through
old evidence boxes
at the FBI office,
443
00:23:06,297 --> 00:23:10,171
and I feel like there was
a cold case with totems
like this one.
444
00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:11,346
Can I borrow this?
445
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,348
-Knock yourself out.
-Okay.
446
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,305
See you later.
447
00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:24,533
Well, Reginald,
what do you think?
448
00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:27,144
These are
the finalized blueprints
for our casino.
449
00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:29,756
Exquisite, no?
450
00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:31,801
And the best part is
451
00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:34,978
you and I are going to christen
every square inch
of this place.
452
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:41,855
Well, that's a first.
453
00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:43,334
Question for you, Ronnie.
454
00:23:43,378 --> 00:23:46,425
If the casino was my idea,
which it was,
455
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:50,994
and we'd be equal partners,
then how come you forgot
to give me an office?
456
00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:54,650
Shoot.
457
00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:58,306
That's a good question, um...
458
00:23:58,349 --> 00:24:00,482
You know,
let me just call the architect
459
00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:03,267
and I'll have them
redraw the plans.
It won't be an issue.
460
00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:05,182
Too late.
461
00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:07,271
A picture's worth
a thousand words, Ronnie.
462
00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:11,972
[sighs]
463
00:24:12,015 --> 00:24:14,017
[cell phone ringing]
464
00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:19,675
-Kev, what's up?
-[sighs] I came back
to the forest
465
00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:21,721
because I forgot my shovel
and the saplings...
466
00:24:21,764 --> 00:24:24,071
-Archie...
-What about them?
467
00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:26,029
[sighs] Someone ripped them out
of the ground.
468
00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:27,378
They're all destroyed.
469
00:24:30,947 --> 00:24:32,732
What do you think
you're doing, Cheryl?
470
00:24:32,775 --> 00:24:34,560
Archie, calm down.
471
00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:36,387
I know you and your girls
left those dolls
for us to find.
472
00:24:36,431 --> 00:24:39,173
-And did you rip up
our saplings too?
-Why would I,
473
00:24:39,216 --> 00:24:43,046
keeper of the Maple Flame,
murder innocent,
nascent maple saplings?
474
00:24:43,090 --> 00:24:45,701
Because you can't stand
the fact there might one day
be a time
475
00:24:45,745 --> 00:24:48,922
when Rivervale isn't dependent
on your family for maple syrup.
476
00:24:48,965 --> 00:24:49,879
You're out of line, Archie.
477
00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:51,794
If I may enlighten you,
478
00:24:51,838 --> 00:24:54,493
I requested this
audience of the four
to offer an olive branch,
479
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:57,974
specifically to invite
the entire town of Rivervale
to Thornhill
480
00:24:58,018 --> 00:25:00,368
for a good old-fashioned
maple festival.
481
00:25:00,411 --> 00:25:03,632
And just so you know,
Archie, we, the council
482
00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:08,071
have accepted
Cheryl's invitation
on behalf of the entire town.
483
00:25:08,115 --> 00:25:09,682
-We'll all be there.
-[Cheryl sighs]
484
00:25:13,381 --> 00:25:14,382
[exhales]
485
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,714
RB.
486
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,850
Rose Blossom.
487
00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:53,377
[door opens]
488
00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:56,685
[Cheryl] Cousin.
489
00:25:56,729 --> 00:25:58,905
How for did you get
into my house?
490
00:25:58,948 --> 00:26:00,602
A bobby pin.
491
00:26:00,646 --> 00:26:02,735
But I'm actually here
on official FBI business
492
00:26:02,778 --> 00:26:05,564
regarding that deer
you killed in the woods.
493
00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:08,741
Really, you and Archie
are just too much.
I mean, I get it.
494
00:26:08,784 --> 00:26:10,743
I'd be obsessed with me too.
495
00:26:10,786 --> 00:26:12,658
But what makes you think
I had a hand
in that dreadful business?
496
00:26:12,701 --> 00:26:14,834
So, let me put it this way.
497
00:26:14,877 --> 00:26:18,707
That deer was not the first
blood sacrifice
on Thornhill's grounds
498
00:26:18,751 --> 00:26:23,233
because 50 years ago,
a drifter was murdered
on your property.
499
00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:26,410
Heart ripped out
and poppet shoved down
their throat.
500
00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:28,674
What do you want, Betty, hmm?
501
00:26:28,717 --> 00:26:30,414
Because I have a maple
harvest festival to plan.
502
00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:31,633
So can we
cut to the heart of it?
503
00:26:33,896 --> 00:26:36,943
[Alice] You really didn't have
to walk me home, Frank.
504
00:26:36,986 --> 00:26:39,423
I was hoping
that maybe we could talk.
505
00:26:42,513 --> 00:26:44,341
What is there left to say?
506
00:26:44,385 --> 00:26:46,517
How about...
507
00:26:46,561 --> 00:26:48,607
you're not the problem, Alice,
I am.
508
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:49,564
[scoffs]
509
00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:51,784
[exhales]
510
00:26:51,827 --> 00:26:53,960
Years ago,
511
00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:55,875
when I was a mercenary,
I was married.
512
00:26:57,790 --> 00:26:59,356
No one knew.
513
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,185
Not even Fred or Archie.
514
00:27:02,229 --> 00:27:05,580
Because if anyone found out,
it would put my wife
and my daughter at risk.
515
00:27:07,756 --> 00:27:09,236
And then, of course, um...
516
00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:14,328
My wife and my daughter
ended up, um...
517
00:27:14,371 --> 00:27:15,634
Oh, I'm so sorry, Frank.
518
00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:18,680
Alice.
519
00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:21,161
I want to open myself up
to those feelings again.
520
00:27:23,816 --> 00:27:25,078
I just don't know
if I'm ready yet.
521
00:27:26,253 --> 00:27:27,210
And I'm sorry.
522
00:27:27,254 --> 00:27:28,168
That's okay, Frank.
523
00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:32,302
I understand.
524
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,827
But maybe...
525
00:27:36,829 --> 00:27:38,874
Maybe we can go
to the maple festival together.
526
00:27:40,484 --> 00:27:41,660
Maybe that'll be okay.
527
00:27:48,318 --> 00:27:49,232
[Tabitha sighs]
528
00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:54,063
Here you are.
Straight off the griddle.
529
00:27:54,107 --> 00:27:55,717
Delicious, fluffy
pancakes to go.
530
00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:57,284
Just what I needed
531
00:27:57,327 --> 00:28:00,200
for my festival's pancake
eating contest. [gasps]
532
00:28:00,243 --> 00:28:02,550
But what are these welts
on your arm?
533
00:28:03,638 --> 00:28:05,466
And sleepless eyes to boot?
534
00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:10,645
Tell me, what demons
torment you, Tabitha?
535
00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:14,997
Turns out our apartment
is riddled with bugs
536
00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:16,825
and Jughead and I
are being eaten alive
537
00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:18,958
and we can't afford to move.
538
00:28:19,001 --> 00:28:21,525
And even if we could,
I mean, who's to say
the bugs won't follow us,
539
00:28:21,569 --> 00:28:23,310
now that they're
literally in everything?
540
00:28:23,353 --> 00:28:24,572
Tabitha,
541
00:28:24,615 --> 00:28:26,879
methinks I can help
542
00:28:26,922 --> 00:28:29,142
with an ancient
cleansing formula
I could prepare for you
543
00:28:29,185 --> 00:28:31,884
that will take care of
any and all bugs
544
00:28:31,927 --> 00:28:34,060
and curses.
545
00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:37,541
But said formula
does come with a price.
546
00:28:37,585 --> 00:28:39,456
What doesn't?
I'll pay anything.
547
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:42,242
If that's true,
I'm going to need
your full participation
548
00:28:42,285 --> 00:28:44,766
in all
my maple festival's events.
549
00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:46,333
But not just yours.
550
00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:48,465
Jughead's too.
551
00:28:48,509 --> 00:28:50,598
If we want our
collective fortunes
to turn around for the better,
552
00:28:50,641 --> 00:28:52,948
we all need to be
united on this.
553
00:28:56,256 --> 00:28:58,998
Pay close attention, girls,
for this is
a special confection
554
00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:01,261
based on an old family recipe.
555
00:29:01,304 --> 00:29:04,394
Back in the early days,
the village priestess
used to bake a sin pie.
556
00:29:04,438 --> 00:29:06,788
It was meant to contain
the sins of the entire town,
557
00:29:06,832 --> 00:29:09,878
and once it was consumed,
the sins would be absolved
558
00:29:09,922 --> 00:29:12,141
and the town
and her folk would prosper.
559
00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:13,839
Consumed?
560
00:29:13,882 --> 00:29:17,277
-By who?
-Someone chosen.
561
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,974
Someone special
and strong enough
562
00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:23,196
to shoulder the weight
of the sins of an entire town.
563
00:29:23,239 --> 00:29:27,896
So I was at the FBI office
researching this poppet doll
that you gave me.
564
00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:30,943
And then I paid Cheryl a visit,
and she is definitely
up to something.
565
00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:32,727
I just don't know what.
566
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,120
Well, I'll tell you.
567
00:29:34,163 --> 00:29:36,339
For starters,
568
00:29:36,383 --> 00:29:40,256
she invited the whole town
to a maple harvest festival
at Thornhill.
569
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:42,911
And, shockingly,
everyone wants to go.
570
00:29:42,955 --> 00:29:45,218
I don't get it, Betty.
Is the world crazy
or am I?
571
00:29:45,261 --> 00:29:47,176
No, you're not.
572
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:49,788
Uh, something evil
is definitely happening
at Thornhill,
573
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:53,313
with that deer sacrifice,
these little pagan dolls
574
00:29:53,356 --> 00:29:54,967
and maybe even
a cold case murder.
575
00:29:55,010 --> 00:29:56,620
But when I tried to confront
Cheryl about it,
576
00:29:56,664 --> 00:29:58,840
she gave me
the total runaround.
577
00:29:58,884 --> 00:30:01,582
-But she's planning something.
-Thank you.
578
00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:04,411
That is why the festival
is a hard pass for me.
579
00:30:04,454 --> 00:30:09,242
Oh, we're going, because
while Cheryl is outside
playing hostess of the year,
580
00:30:09,285 --> 00:30:12,549
I'll be inside Thornhill
doing some
good old-fashioned snooping.
581
00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:14,856
And then we can finally
get to the bottom
of what's happening
582
00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:17,337
in that
pastoral house of horrors.
583
00:30:26,389 --> 00:30:28,522
Hey, get away from me.
584
00:30:28,565 --> 00:30:29,479
Hey, guys.
585
00:30:30,524 --> 00:30:32,352
Hey, Fangs, Toni.
586
00:30:32,395 --> 00:30:34,571
How is this little
cutie patootie doing?
587
00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:39,141
[sighs] A lot better, actually.
He's had colic,
but it's cleared up.
588
00:30:39,185 --> 00:30:41,187
That's good.
Did you guys get help
from Doc Curdle?
589
00:30:42,318 --> 00:30:45,887
We found our own remedy.
590
00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:48,455
Anyway, um,
we're going to go
milk the goat.
591
00:30:48,498 --> 00:30:50,283
But it was so nice
seeing you guys.
592
00:30:50,326 --> 00:30:52,589
-Yeah, you too.
-Good luck today, Archie.
593
00:30:52,633 --> 00:30:54,591
[clicks tongue]
594
00:30:54,635 --> 00:30:57,594
Good luck?
What does that mean?
595
00:30:57,638 --> 00:30:59,814
Who knows?
But seeing Baby Anthony
just makes me
596
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:02,730
that much more excited
to make one of our own.
597
00:31:02,773 --> 00:31:05,515
[Cheryl] I see you and Reggie
arrived together.
598
00:31:05,559 --> 00:31:07,561
So which ship name
do you prefer?
599
00:31:07,604 --> 00:31:09,345
Veggie? Veginald?
600
00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:11,434
I would hold off
on trademarking
either of those, Cheryl.
601
00:31:11,478 --> 00:31:12,914
What?
602
00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:14,263
No, don't tell me
something already happened.
603
00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:17,571
No, no, we haven't
broken up... yet.
604
00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:21,314
But all of his old insecurities
started rearing
their ugly heads again.
605
00:31:21,357 --> 00:31:25,492
Pretty soon he'll be
comparing himself to Archie,
despite all my reassurances.
606
00:31:25,535 --> 00:31:27,798
If you want to make it
crystal clear to Reginald
607
00:31:27,842 --> 00:31:31,063
that you're no longer
carrying a torch for your ex,
I may have an idea.
608
00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:34,283
[Jughead] Hey, Archie.
609
00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:36,068
Hey, I need you.
610
00:31:36,111 --> 00:31:38,374
Tabitha has been
flipping flapjacks for, like,
18 hours.
611
00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:39,854
And now no one wants
to go against me
612
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,116
in the pancake eating
competition, so...
613
00:31:42,726 --> 00:31:44,380
Well, come on.
Starts in, like, five minutes.
614
00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:49,559
No, this is good.
If you're competing,
then all eyes will be on you,
615
00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:51,735
including Cheryl's.
616
00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:53,389
I'm going to sneak off
and do some sleuthing
617
00:31:53,433 --> 00:31:55,000
while you
keep Cheryl distracted.
618
00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:05,010
[crowd cheering]
619
00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:08,056
And... time!
620
00:32:10,406 --> 00:32:11,973
What's the final count?
621
00:32:12,017 --> 00:32:15,846
Right, by my tally,
Jughead Jones, 116 pancakes!
622
00:32:15,890 --> 00:32:18,197
[crowd cheering]
623
00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:20,851
[woman] Whoo!
624
00:32:22,679 --> 00:32:25,987
And Archie Andrews, 119!
625
00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:27,554
[crowd cheering]
626
00:32:27,597 --> 00:32:29,034
[Tabitha] We have a winner.
627
00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:35,083
You're like a brother to me.
628
00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:37,825
I love you.
629
00:32:39,348 --> 00:32:40,262
You know that, right?
630
00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:42,961
Yeah. I love you back, Jug.
631
00:32:52,883 --> 00:32:55,799
Cheryl, you actually think
it's possible?
632
00:32:55,843 --> 00:32:59,107
If you two want
a path forward together,
unencumbered by the past,
633
00:32:59,151 --> 00:33:01,022
then, yes,
634
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:02,893
I believe this is the way.
635
00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:04,634
Perhaps the only way.
636
00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:08,725
Ah, perfection.
637
00:33:08,769 --> 00:33:10,075
[bell rings]
638
00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:11,685
Just in time
for our next challenge.
639
00:33:11,728 --> 00:33:13,730
[rock music playing]
640
00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:28,049
[man] Let's go!
641
00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:36,014
[crowd cheering]
642
00:33:41,323 --> 00:33:43,543
And the winner is
Archie Andrews!
643
00:33:46,981 --> 00:33:48,330
Hey.
644
00:33:48,374 --> 00:33:49,592
What the hell was that?
645
00:33:49,636 --> 00:33:52,160
Me losing to Archie, again.
646
00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:54,075
You were supposed to lose.
647
00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:56,382
But, after tonight,
648
00:33:56,425 --> 00:33:59,385
you won't have to worry
about playing second fiddle
to Archie ever again.
649
00:33:59,994 --> 00:34:00,821
Okay?
650
00:34:02,562 --> 00:34:04,346
I promise.
651
00:34:04,390 --> 00:34:07,741
Well, according to my sundial,
it's time for sudden death.
652
00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:10,265
Who here is brave enough
to challenge Archie Andrews
653
00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:13,312
for the crown of Maple King
or Maple Queen?
654
00:34:13,355 --> 00:34:14,530
[Betty] I am.
655
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,056
[crowd murmuring]
656
00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:24,453
Oh, j'adorea good plot twist.
657
00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:26,847
Step right up, cousin.
658
00:34:26,890 --> 00:34:31,243
Fittingly, it all comes down
to the most primal
of conflicts.
659
00:34:31,286 --> 00:34:35,725
Man versus woman,
the all-American boy
versus the girl next door.
660
00:34:35,769 --> 00:34:37,075
I'm giving myself chills.
661
00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:42,123
Hi.
662
00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:43,559
I thought you were sleuthing.
663
00:34:43,603 --> 00:34:44,952
Yeah, I was.
And I found something big.
664
00:34:44,995 --> 00:34:46,214
I'll tell you about it
when we get out.
665
00:34:49,435 --> 00:34:51,959
[sighs] All right.
The rules are simple.
666
00:34:52,002 --> 00:34:53,352
You each get one throw.
667
00:34:53,395 --> 00:34:54,875
Closest to the bull's-eye
wins it all.
668
00:34:54,918 --> 00:34:56,964
The title, the crown,
everything.
669
00:34:57,007 --> 00:34:59,967
Wait, wait,
I thought I won
the last two rounds.
670
00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:02,578
Don't question
my authority, Archie.
671
00:35:02,622 --> 00:35:03,927
For that, you're up first.
672
00:35:16,636 --> 00:35:17,680
[crowd applauding]
673
00:35:21,336 --> 00:35:22,685
Feel free
to bow out now, Betty.
674
00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:31,303
[man] Wow!
675
00:35:31,346 --> 00:35:33,696
-[crowd cheering]
-[man] Oh, my God!
676
00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:35,916
[Cheryl] I give you
our Maple Harvest Queen.
677
00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:36,960
[man] Wow!
678
00:35:40,747 --> 00:35:42,662
And for our runner-up...
a pie.
679
00:35:42,705 --> 00:35:44,142
[man] Whoo!
680
00:35:51,323 --> 00:35:53,412
Wait, you didn't tell me.
What did you find out
at Thornhill?
681
00:35:53,455 --> 00:35:55,892
Oh, there's some definite
weirdness going on there.
682
00:35:55,936 --> 00:35:57,503
Like those poppets?
683
00:35:57,546 --> 00:36:00,375
They're actually
fertility dolls.
684
00:36:00,419 --> 00:36:02,072
-[Archie] What? Really?
-Mmm-hmm.
685
00:36:03,509 --> 00:36:05,206
So, why don't we put
this little sucker
686
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:07,948
under our mattress tonight
and try to make a baby.
687
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,169
After you have some pie.
688
00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:12,779
Can we skip the pie?
689
00:36:12,822 --> 00:36:13,736
[Betty sighs]
690
00:36:15,956 --> 00:36:16,870
No.
691
00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:21,875
My Maple King is going
to need all of the energy
he can muster up
692
00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:23,181
for what I have planned.
693
00:36:29,926 --> 00:36:31,232
Well, when
you put it like that.
694
00:36:58,564 --> 00:36:59,521
[kissing]
695
00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:08,226
[ticking]
696
00:37:09,923 --> 00:37:11,533
[cell phone ringing]
697
00:37:17,496 --> 00:37:19,759
-Betty?
-Archie, it's me.
They, they have Betty.
698
00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:20,890
Kevin?
699
00:37:23,502 --> 00:37:25,939
Kevin, what do you mean,
"They have Betty?"
Who's they?
700
00:37:25,982 --> 00:37:28,376
Cheryl, some of the others,
they're, they're performing
some kind of
701
00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:31,205
crazy maple ritual
at Thornhill.
You need to hurry.
702
00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:50,224
[Archie] Stop!
703
00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:53,183
Don't hurt her.
704
00:37:53,227 --> 00:37:55,185
[Cheryl] Archie, welcome.
705
00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:56,535
We've been expecting you.
706
00:38:01,235 --> 00:38:02,584
-What is this?
-A ritual.
707
00:38:04,369 --> 00:38:08,242
For me and for all of us here,
708
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,419
something has been made
abundantly clear.
709
00:38:11,463 --> 00:38:15,380
If we want our maple trees
to thrive again,
710
00:38:15,423 --> 00:38:18,861
if we want Rivervale to have
a bountiful year
in all respects,
711
00:38:20,254 --> 00:38:22,125
a sacrifice has to be made.
712
00:38:22,169 --> 00:38:26,695
But the right
kind of sacrifice.
713
00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:29,524
Cheryl, this is insane.
I won't let you
sacrifice Betty.
714
00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:31,352
Archie.
715
00:38:32,745 --> 00:38:34,616
Something amazing happened.
716
00:38:36,662 --> 00:38:37,793
I'm with child.
717
00:38:39,447 --> 00:38:41,406
Earlier tonight we conceived.
718
00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:44,278
A baby, a son.
719
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,846
I know it,
I can feel it in my bones.
720
00:38:46,889 --> 00:38:48,238
It's what I've always wanted.
721
00:38:49,979 --> 00:38:52,591
And in 25 years,
he'll be crowned
the Maple King
722
00:38:52,634 --> 00:38:54,157
just like his father.
723
00:38:54,201 --> 00:38:55,115
Betty...
724
00:38:57,117 --> 00:38:58,771
what are you saying?
725
00:38:58,814 --> 00:39:04,037
What she's saying is that
women can't be sacrifices.
726
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,431
Women must bear children.
727
00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:08,476
But men...
728
00:39:09,999 --> 00:39:12,001
Their blood is the seed.
729
00:39:12,045 --> 00:39:15,353
Their blood is what nourishes
the ground and the furrows.
730
00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:18,747
Their blood is what will bring
Rivervale back to its glory.
731
00:39:21,576 --> 00:39:23,491
And the most potent kind
of blood is that of a--
732
00:39:23,535 --> 00:39:24,884
Cheryl, I'm not a virgin.
733
00:39:26,494 --> 00:39:29,323
No, you're certainly not.
734
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:35,068
But you have the distinction
of being our town's one
true, pure heart.
735
00:39:35,111 --> 00:39:39,812
We needed a king
who was willing to die
for his queen.
736
00:39:41,204 --> 00:39:42,380
Only he would be worthy.
737
00:39:43,468 --> 00:39:44,382
Jug.
738
00:39:52,651 --> 00:39:55,610
Uncle Frank,
you're in on this too?
739
00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:59,353
Archie, you spent
your entire life trying to
preserve and save this town.
740
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:02,182
Tonight you will succeed
in doing exactly that.
741
00:40:02,225 --> 00:40:03,966
You will be a martyr
to your cause.
742
00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:04,924
But--
743
00:40:24,726 --> 00:40:25,771
Betty.
744
00:40:25,814 --> 00:40:27,033
He's awake, Cheryl, do it now.
745
00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:42,483
She who walks
amongst the trees,
746
00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:45,225
accept our sacrifice
and be appeased.
747
00:40:59,587 --> 00:41:00,588
[groans]
748
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:24,960
So ends the heroic life
of Archie Andrews.
749
00:41:25,004 --> 00:41:29,051
Born 25 years ago
in the sleepy town
of Riverdale,
750
00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:31,358
died tonight,
751
00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:33,621
in its shadow town, Rivervale.
752
00:41:36,276 --> 00:41:37,930
Now, I hope you've been
enjoying your visit so far
753
00:41:37,973 --> 00:41:39,540
because no one
is going anywhere.
754
00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:42,630
We're just getting started.
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