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- R E A D Y, F O R, S E X -
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I'm busting my butt shopping and
you're lying here enjoying yourself.
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It's about time
you got yourself a guy.
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It wasn't that good.
It no longer turns me on-
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- watching old porn movies.
And finding a good guy isn't easy.
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It's such a long time
since I got any sex.
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Lena, I've been thinking.
All the porn movies made today...
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They're so artificial and boring.
They're nothing like the real thing.
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What do you mean?
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You know, genuine lust. When you
feel and see. Like with real sex.
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Why not give it a try, eh?
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What do you mean? Try to make
our own porn movie?
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Amateur movies aren't hard to make.
And you've got a good camera.
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Yeah, on loan from my brother.
But how do we film porn-
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- when we have no idea how?
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We'll film reality, take the camera
and film what really goes on.
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Why not? But if no-one will do it
for free, we might have to pay them.
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L've just got my study grant.
But we can advertise for people.
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And we can take part ourselves.
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Are we going to be in the film?
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It's our very own porn movie.
And then we get to have sex at last.
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We'll try it out right now. I have
an idea. Take a new tape-
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- and put it in the video camera,
and I'll ring for the pizza guy.
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What do you mean?
What's your plan?
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Load the camera and you'll see.
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Come in!
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Come in!
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- Hi there! Pizza!
- Thanks.
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I have a problem. I forgot to
withdraw cash, so I can't pay you.
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L'll have to take it back, then.
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Wait a minute. Couldn't we
settle payment some other way?
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How do you mean?
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Perhaps I can work off the pizza...
with a fuck.
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Perhaps I can work off the pizza...
with a fuck.
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Yes, I reckon you can.
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The thing is, if you get to fuck me,
my girlfriend gets to film it all.
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Lena, bring the camera over, right?
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My favourite pizza: Capri Dick.
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Now it's my turn to get some dick.
And your turn to film.
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Take the camera. But it's a must that
you get cum in your mouth and face.
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Men are so predictable
and so easy to manipulate.
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You're right there. What a good idea
to make a porn movie.
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It's months since I had such a
good time. But is it going to be-
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- as easy to persuade a girl,
or a couple? But if not-
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- we can always advertise for
porn models and pay later.
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Bon appรซtit.
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What are you doing?
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L'm looking for actors.
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What's that, then?
Does it seem any good?
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- This is Rutger.
- I'm Eva. I saw your advertisement-
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- about wanting to be photographed.
We do photography and movies.
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- Are you any good at photography?
- Fantastic. We've studied-
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- at the Academy of Drama,
and we can be there straight away.
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Today? Tomorrow would be better.
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Okay. But you can text me
the address...
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...to nr. 073-704338.
- That'll be just fine.
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Okay, that's a deal. Bye then.
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That was easy!
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What did he say?
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He'll text us with the address.
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And then we go there? Great.
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This seems alright.
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L've read it.
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- Hi! We're here to start filming.
- Great. So let's get on with it.
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A really great picture!
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Are you writing a film manuscript?
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Manuscript? We don't need one.
I'm writing an ad, actually.
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For actors? Okay. But we must have a
picture of ourselves, then.
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So let's take one.
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Smile, please!
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That was okay, but we'll take
a second one, to be sure.
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That'll do fine.
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Come on, pick up!
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- Pro Girls Inc.
- I and my boyfriend saw your ad.
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We're from Randy Glen and really want
to do a porn movie. Is that okay?
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Sure. Our office isn't far from
Randy Glen, so...
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- Can we do it today?
- Sure. Just text us the address...
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...and we'll be there in an hour.
- We'll do that. See you.
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We can't be there in an hour.
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Sure we can.
Afive-minute shower...
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Hi, there! Great to meet you.
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Cheers!
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When I say "action", you can start,
and do just whatever you fancy...
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...and I'll start filming. Alright?
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Really great!
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That's good. Now change position
and do something else.
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Lower your leg, Rosita.
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Now, just a bit slower, please.
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Lucas, move your right arm.
It's making a shadow...
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Lucas, move your right arm.
It's making a shadow...
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Look at him and look happy.
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No, don't smear it out!
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Perfect. Just great.
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What do you reckon? This'll be
a great movie.
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Yeah, I think so.
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You got some really good pictures?
- We're leaving. Thank you so much.
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What a good idea to go to the beach
and film people on the sly.
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We didn't have to pay a dime.
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What's that? Someone's groaning.
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That's so good!
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L'm gonna come!
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Oh, that feels good!
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You fuck me so good!
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L'm coming!
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L'm coming!
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Let's go now.
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Hi! Got a problem there?
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The car gave up and I can't
call for a mechanic.
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I don't know anything about cars.
And we don't have a phone with us.
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Well, I do have one...
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You can come home with us and
phone from there, if you like.
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Welcome to our place.
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Two hours? I can't pick it up
until in two hours' time?
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Well, it can't be helped.
That's alright. Bye.
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- Problems?
- I have a date in two hours-
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- and wanted to take a shower.
I'll just have to forget that.
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No problem. Take a shower here.
- What do you say?
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Yes, of course.
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- Thank you so much.
- The bathroom's there on the right.
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Oh, thank you.
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Shall we go and check
if she might need a little help?
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Do you need a hand there?
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Is that good?
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Would you like to play with this?
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Does it hurt?
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Eva, can you grab the camera a bit?
So I can join in, too.
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- Does this beat dating?
- You bet.
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One more time!
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Why all dressed up?
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L'm going out partying to see
if we can find more actors.
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We only have one scene left.
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Only one scene? Alright.
Where do we film that, then?
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Dad works at the public baths,
we can borrow the place.
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So who'll be in it?
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If we're lucky, we'll get
more replies to the ad.
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You're right there.
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Pro Girls Inc...
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This ought to be enough for a whole
porn movie. But what's the next step?
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We have to find someone to edit it
and release it as a DVD.
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And find someone who'll buy it
for a really good price.
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Sounds good. But who? It ought to be
a well-known porn producer.
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Mike Beck is mentioned a lot in all
the porn mags. Shall we try him?
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Yes, that's a great idea.
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Fantastic! This is true innovation.
No faking, manuscript or planning.
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- This could be a bestseller.
- You think so? That sounds great!
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How much would you pay?
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How about 100000 SEK?
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That's a deal!
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Show me participants' approval,
ID-pictures and HIV-tests...
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...l'll write you a cheque directly.
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Participants' approval?
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They have to guarantee
participation of their own free will.
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And I need certification of age
and that all are in good health.
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You don't have that? Typical. Well,
I'm afraid I can't buy your film.
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And nor can anyone else.
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That's a pity.
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What a pity...
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But...
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- So what's all this?
- We'll prove everyone wrong.
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If we fail, then we'll at least
have great holiday memories!
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Help!
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Help!
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