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[soft music]
[thunder rumbling]
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[animal roaring]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[Allen] Father, are you ever afraid?
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I've done too many
exorcisms over the years
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to be truly afraid anymore.
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But I've seen too much outside
of the norm not to be wary.
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[Allen] Tell us about Amy.
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Amy Kinderman is a young woman
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who has struggling with
possession since she was 14.
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Her mother came to me about six months ago
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to see if I could help.
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I've had a few interviews with Amy
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and I've seen all the signs.
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The destructive behavior,
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the abuse of her mother and others.
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[Allen] So now you try an exorcism?
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I have to do more than try.
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[Allen] Father Benna, is God enough?
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He or she has to be.
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[doorbell rings]
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That's Amy and her mother.
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[door creaks]
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Please come in.
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[door creaks]
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Father, do you want me to stay?
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I think it's best if
you come back later.
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But what about the cameras?
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I've done five exorcisms
since we've started the show.
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And the cameras haven't made a difference.
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And they will be an important
document once the show airs.
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[sighs]
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Amy, please have a seat
and we can begin our work.
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[Mother] Okay, Father.
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She's in good hands.
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The hands are the easy part.
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It's when he makes me
touch the other things.
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He says they're holy.
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He says it's different than the other boys
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because he's a man of God.
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That's the devil talking.
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That's right, spank the devil out of me!
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The demon deceives.
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I've been very bad, Daddy.
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Show me again what bad girls get.
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These are a demon's oldest tricks.
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You're just as bad as any other priest.
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We're leaving.
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And you're not even on basic cable.
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[thumping]
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I think your show just got canceled.
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Better luck next time, priest.
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[groans]
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Did you get that?
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Get what?
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[ominous music]
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I'm finished.
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What could be worse?
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[thunder rumbling]
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[groaning]
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[thunder rumbling]
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It has been that written that Noah,
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son of Lamech, was the 10th patriarch,
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and at the age of 500 years,
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fathered Shem, Japheth, and Ham.
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And Shem fathered Arpachshad,
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and Arpachshad down through
his descendants begat Abraham.
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Japheth begat Magog and Gomer
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and many children who became kin to man.
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It was Ham who begat Canaan
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and called upon him a curse.
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It was not the first curse of Noah,
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but the only to be known today.
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The other curse of Noah
landed upon his son Zadkiel,
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and thus, is his name lost today.
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His name exists only in the
Book of the Witch of Endor,
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which was struck from the Bible.
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The witch herself was nearly
struck from the book of Samuel
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for necromancy and wizardry,
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and thus was her writing
lost for centuries.
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But we find in the Book of the Witch
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that Zadkiel believed
in the covenant of Noah
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and worked alongside
his fathers and brothers
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in the building of the ark,
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which the animals would go in two by two.
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But Zadkiel rested when the others did not
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and found himself by a lake.
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And that is where he found the devil.
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In those days, a demon could
come in the form of a snake,
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as one did to Adam and Eve,
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or in the form of other
creatures of an evil nature.
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So it was on that day that Zadkiel,
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son of Noah, first met the shark.
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The shark spoke to Zadkiel
of the coming flood
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and asked to be taken upon the ark,
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but Zadkiel said unto the shark
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that his father Noah had
already picked the two
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that would go together.
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It was then that the demon shark
made a bargain with Zadkiel
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and that bargain was that the
shark would protect Zadkiel
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from all the creatures of God
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and would be the master of the coyote,
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the hawk, the lion, the grizzly,
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and all creatures who walk or fly
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and might want to have mastery over man.
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And so it was that Zadkiel snuck the shark
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upon his father's vessel.
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And when Noah found out
what Zadkiel had done,
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he struck his son in his drunkenness.
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Zadkiel came too close to the shark,
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and the demon betrayed
him as all devils do.
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[groaning]
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And thus did Noah gather his other sons
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and push the shark overboard,
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and then did Noah pledge Shem,
Japheth, and Ham to silence,
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as the ark was to have
been a place of harmony
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and the discord of the
brother and his shark
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which made three instead of two
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and then three instead of four
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must not be spoken of again.
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And thus by this did another curse fall
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on the family of Noah,
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that the flood lasted for
40 days instead of four
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and the stories that were
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hidden about those days were woeful.
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[thunder rumbling]
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I can't believe I'm reading this.
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What, you got a tennis
shoe endorsement waiting?
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What exactly is this?
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It's a documentary I'm working on.
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I'm gonna use it to raise
money to go look for the ark.
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Who's going to watch this?
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I don't know, old people
who want to give me money?
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It's kind of my thing.
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[scoffs]
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It's legit, Benna.
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I know this Witch of
Endor thing sounds like
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some sort of Star Wars thing.
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Look, I know the
Witch of Endor was real.
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Saul asked her to summon
the spirit of Samuel,
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which she did.
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Behold, there is a woman who hath
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a familiar spirit at Endor.
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Okay, okay, so this old lady.
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She had a grandpa or something.
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He went searching for her,
found this ancient tome,
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contained all the writings,
the prophecies of this witch.
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They kept it out of the
Bible back in the day.
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I've never heard of this.
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Well, if you weren't so
busy doing zipper exorcisms,
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maybe you'd heard of it.
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- I didn't...
- Yeah, yeah.
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And I didn't skim off the
top of a mega church either.
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I mean, how 1980s can you be?
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It's not like I had a bunch of wives
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with a bunch of machine guns or
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started some UFO sex cult or
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asked them all to drink
some cyanide kombucha.
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I mean, I'm not even sure it's illegal
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to skim off the top of the church anymore.
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Look, about this Book of the Witch.
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Yeah, so this book.
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The old lady died and left it to me.
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And in it, in the prophecies,
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it contained where the ark landed.
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And the fourth son of Noah
who got eaten by a shark?
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[Buster] That guy too.
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So there's enough there, you
think you can find the ark.
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Yeah, baby.
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Why is that?
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Well, another dude, an
explorer guy back in the day,
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he read the Book of the Witch too,
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followed all the clues and
brought back a piece of wood.
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I got it out back.
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A board from what?
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[Buster] From the ark.
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Boards from the ark
were just lying around?
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I don't know, maybe he
had a crowbar or something.
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I wasn't there.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, ye of little faith.
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And see, I do know how
to use ye in a sentence.
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They say I'm not a man of religion.
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[ominous music]
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So that's the board.
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The old lady willed me all
the papers and everything,
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plus a couple grand
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which the government
took in the settlement,
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which was a real screw 'cause I didn't
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ask for that money, man.
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She loved my TV show.
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She was hoping I'd finish
what her grandpa started.
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She gave me all the official
papers and everything,
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plus a transcript of the
Book of the Witch of Endor.
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We've got everything we need
to rock this thing, man.
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Looks like someone peeled
that off an Amish barn.
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Don't do me like that, Father.
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This lady was a true believer.
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How come the old lady's family member
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didn't bring back the rest?
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Ah, I guess he came back
with one arm or something.
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Makes it kinda hard to lug things.
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Only one arm?
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Well, Mount Ararat ain't
exactly a trip to Disneyland.
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No.
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I'm sure that's true.
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Okay, so what do you think?
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What do I think?
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[ominous music]
[heart thumping]
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It sounds funny.
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I don't know what this is.
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But there's something.
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[growling]
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There's something there.
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Yeah, it's a little splintery.
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Had it in the garage with
a bunch of other junk but
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I think that's the right one.
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Oh, it's the right one.
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And the road to Endor is the oldest road
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and the craziest road of all.
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Straight it runs to the witch's abode
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as it did in the days of Saul.
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And nothing has changed
of the sorrow in store,
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for such as go down the road to Endor.
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Huh, yeah, what you just said.
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The prophecy of the witch is real.
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I know because this wood is possessed.
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[ominous music]
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Tell me again.
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What happened to the old
woman who left you this?
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I don't know, I think her
house burned down or something.
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Then how did the Book of
the Witch of Endor survive?
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How did that board make it?
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I don't know.
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The grandfather was gravely ill.
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The granddaughter died in the fire.
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And the father?
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That one I know.
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The old lady had me praying for his soul.
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I would do that for four
easy installments of 29.95.
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Well, he went crazy.
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Killed himself when she
was young or something.
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She thought he was burning
in hell this whole time.
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Prepare for the sons
a place of slaughter
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because of the iniquity of their fathers.
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You got one for every
occasion, don't you?
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Right off the top of your head too.
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That's good, that's real good.
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So possessed wood, huh?
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You had any luck with possessed wood,
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you wouldn't have gotten
in all that trouble.
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What? Come on.
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It was just right there.
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Don't you ever shut up?
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Now you know the difference
between you and me.
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You were paid to be religious.
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I was paid to talk.
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Nevermind that.
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I saw the evil is soaked into that board.
261
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The blood.
262
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If you really want to know
the secret of the ark,
263
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the lost fourth son of
Noah and of the demon,
264
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I have to go to work.
265
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
266
00:14:41,426 --> 00:14:43,143
Exactly what demon are
we talking about here?
267
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Be sober and be vigilant
268
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because your adversary, the devil,
269
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as a roaring lion walketh about,
270
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seeking whom he may devour.
271
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Or maybe swimmeth about?
272
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,413
Pretorius, please!
273
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[Buster] Okay, okay.
274
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Almighty God, source
of irresistible might
275
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and King of an invincible
realm that I cannot perceive,
276
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the ever glorious conqueror of evil,
277
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he who restrains the
force of the adversary,
278
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silencing the uproar of his rage
279
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and valiantly subduing his wickedness.
280
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[growling]
[hissing]
281
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It is in awe and humility
that I beg you, Lord,
282
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to regard with favor this thing.
283
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Take hold of the dragon.
284
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Behold serpent, no matter which storm,
285
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which is the devil and Satan
286
00:15:59,337 --> 00:16:03,558
and all the demons of the
underworld, large and small,
287
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and bind them.
288
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:08,092
Hey, what's going on, man?
289
00:16:08,094 --> 00:16:09,444
Hey man, is this even safe?
290
00:16:10,455 --> 00:16:13,295
I didn't know this was real, is this real?
291
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Benna!
292
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Bind them.
293
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Cast him into the bottomless pit
294
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so he may no longer seduce the nations.
295
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:26,498
As smoke is driven away,
so are they driven.
296
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:29,468
As wax melts before the flame,
297
00:16:29,470 --> 00:16:32,637
so the wicked perish
at the presence of God.
298
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[ominous music]
299
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Benna?
300
00:16:43,692 --> 00:16:46,025
[squeaking]
301
00:16:52,450 --> 00:16:53,283
Oh, dude!
302
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,490
What about all creatures great and small?
303
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,953
Then Jesus asked him, what is your name?
304
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:07,060
And the man answered, my name
is Legion, for we are many.
305
00:17:09,953 --> 00:17:11,418
In the book of Mark,
306
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:14,228
Jesus drove an impure
spirit from a possessed man
307
00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:16,478
and into a herd of pigs
308
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,203
which ran into a lake and drowned.
309
00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:21,438
It wasn't going to leave that wood
310
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,493
until it found a willing receptacle.
311
00:17:24,570 --> 00:17:27,151
Where is the Book of the Witch of Endor?
312
00:17:27,153 --> 00:17:29,773
It's back at my place
with the grandpa's journal.
313
00:17:31,270 --> 00:17:32,721
You shouldn't leave
that just lying around.
314
00:17:32,723 --> 00:17:35,503
Yeah, I kinda see that now.
315
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,400
I need to read that
journal before we go.
316
00:17:40,455 --> 00:17:41,288
Go?
317
00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:43,390
Go find the ark.
318
00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:46,123
We didn't even raise any money yet.
319
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,213
We can't wait just for money.
320
00:17:52,535 --> 00:17:54,448
What, wait, wait, you have money?
321
00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:57,110
Why didn't you tell me you had money?
322
00:17:57,112 --> 00:18:02,112
[heart thumping]
[ominous music]
323
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,427
[growling]
324
00:18:37,615 --> 00:18:40,282
[ominous music]
325
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My search for Noah's
ark enters a new phase
326
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:59,198
since I found the Book
of the Witch of Endor.
327
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,718
To scale Mount Nebo was a trial,
328
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,593
but something kept pushing me on.
329
00:19:04,734 --> 00:19:05,567
Something.
330
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:13,688
And now it is that I feel
I know the Witch of Endor.
331
00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:16,148
Now that I have read
all of her prophecies,
332
00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:18,548
which would get me
banished from the church
333
00:19:18,550 --> 00:19:20,143
were it known I had read them.
334
00:19:22,730 --> 00:19:25,600
And since I read them, she seems...
335
00:19:27,592 --> 00:19:28,425
A part of me.
336
00:19:29,976 --> 00:19:30,809
Somewhere.
337
00:19:32,072 --> 00:19:33,072
Always near.
338
00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:39,648
And thus as my adventure's taken me from
339
00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:42,438
one hellish peak to the next and
340
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,608
I set foot on Mount Ararat now
341
00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:47,360
to seek the most sacred of things.
342
00:19:48,776 --> 00:19:51,443
[ominous music]
343
00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:44,084
Oh, my siren.
344
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:47,473
My muse.
345
00:20:49,523 --> 00:20:52,190
[ominous music]
346
00:22:05,687 --> 00:22:09,543
The witch was, in her way, an angel.
347
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,713
Carrying me to my destination.
348
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:17,558
For what purpose, a mere
mortal cannot fathom,
349
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,098
except perhaps that I would carry
350
00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:22,538
the good word of truth
forward to my fellow man.
351
00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:25,328
But I have learned that a
good word is not enough.
352
00:22:25,330 --> 00:22:28,453
That evidence must be shown
to a doubting man's eyes.
353
00:22:30,864 --> 00:22:33,531
[ominous music]
354
00:22:46,816 --> 00:22:49,149
[shrieking]
355
00:22:54,497 --> 00:22:57,164
[ominous music]
356
00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:14,157
I knew that the road ahead
would be fraught with peril
357
00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:17,242
and that I would have to be on guard.
358
00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:27,093
But I did not know
danger would be so close.
359
00:23:28,378 --> 00:23:31,045
[ominous music]
360
00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:38,432
That death would be so close.
361
00:23:40,297 --> 00:23:42,964
[ominous music]
362
00:24:07,332 --> 00:24:10,165
[water trickling]
363
00:24:11,776 --> 00:24:14,359
[wind howling]
364
00:24:18,795 --> 00:24:23,295
[growling]
[groaning]
365
00:24:32,651 --> 00:24:35,753
That death would be so close.
366
00:24:35,755 --> 00:24:40,755
[groaning]
[ominous music]
367
00:25:01,853 --> 00:25:04,383
That God would ask so much.
368
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,718
It is as it has been said.
369
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,163
God giveth, God taketh away.
370
00:25:14,030 --> 00:25:15,268
I have found the ark
371
00:25:15,270 --> 00:25:18,153
but also a powerful evil waiting for me.
372
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:22,233
I must survive so that the
world knows about the ark.
373
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:27,123
But I am in a weakened state
from which I may never recover.
374
00:25:28,305 --> 00:25:30,448
So it shall be upon those after me
375
00:25:30,450 --> 00:25:33,259
to bring the ark finally into the light
376
00:25:33,261 --> 00:25:35,073
and banish the darkness.
377
00:25:36,609 --> 00:25:38,459
For we must know light from darkness.
378
00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:52,878
[knocking]
379
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:53,713
Come in.
380
00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:01,850
[door creaking]
381
00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:04,438
Allen? Really?
382
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,318
[Allen] Hey, people gotta work, Father.
383
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,868
Al, baby, over here.
384
00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:10,358
Show's about me, not this guy.
385
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,428
Now you have a show?
386
00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:13,768
Oh, it's more like a three episode arc
387
00:26:13,770 --> 00:26:15,268
on this whole reality show thing.
388
00:26:15,270 --> 00:26:17,018
It's called Road to Redemption.
389
00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:19,068
No, River of Redemption.
390
00:26:19,070 --> 00:26:21,168
Rock It to Redemption.
391
00:26:21,170 --> 00:26:23,438
I don't know, something with
redemption in the title.
392
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,108
Me, I get three episodes
on this reality show.
393
00:26:26,110 --> 00:26:28,428
That guy from the '80s hair
metal band had one hit.
394
00:26:28,430 --> 00:26:29,698
He gets five.
395
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:31,728
For doing drugs? Like that's anything.
396
00:26:31,730 --> 00:26:33,663
Try skimming money, that takes brains.
397
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:36,328
Nevermind that.
398
00:26:36,330 --> 00:26:37,568
Why is he here?
399
00:26:37,570 --> 00:26:39,978
Oh, he's going with us to Israel.
400
00:26:39,980 --> 00:26:41,818
[Father Benna] Why
are we going to Israel?
401
00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:45,188
[Buster] Mount Ararat,
the whole Noah's ark thing?
402
00:26:45,190 --> 00:26:47,698
Mount Ararat is not in Israel.
403
00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:51,838
It's between Turkey, Iran,
Armenia, and Azerbaijan.
404
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,928
[Buster] Wait, Turkey?
405
00:26:52,930 --> 00:26:56,408
Yes, it's under
Turkish military control.
406
00:26:56,410 --> 00:26:57,733
So they shoot onsite.
407
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,603
We need to find a less guarded route.
408
00:27:01,530 --> 00:27:03,548
Our best bet might be Iran.
409
00:27:03,550 --> 00:27:06,328
It's the closest side to
where the notes take us.
410
00:27:06,330 --> 00:27:07,663
Wait, wait, Iran?
411
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,493
There's no easy way.
412
00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:14,073
And it is as it has been said.
413
00:27:15,070 --> 00:27:17,708
We have to know the
darkness from the light.
414
00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:20,138
But Iran, dude.
415
00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:22,568
Remind me, they don't
like us there, right?
416
00:27:22,570 --> 00:27:25,098
[Father Benna] You
better think about packing.
417
00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:27,378
[Buster] Wait, they don't
like us anywhere, do they?
418
00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:28,330
Go home and pack.
419
00:27:31,044 --> 00:27:34,357
[static hissing]
420
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,276
[thunder rumbling]
421
00:27:48,724 --> 00:27:51,981
[static hissing]
422
00:27:51,983 --> 00:27:54,650
[ominous music]
423
00:27:59,183 --> 00:28:03,765
[growling]
[screaming]
424
00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:20,428
[Narrator] Located at 3830 McMahon Road
425
00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:22,308
on a desolate hilltop near the village
426
00:28:22,310 --> 00:28:24,068
of Hinsdale, New York,
427
00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:26,948
the Dandy house is over 100 years old
428
00:28:26,950 --> 00:28:29,373
and inhabited by age old spirits.
429
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,778
Built near an Indian burial ground
430
00:28:31,780 --> 00:28:34,348
just 200 feet from the home,
431
00:28:34,350 --> 00:28:37,808
blood has been seen gushing
from the earth there.
432
00:28:37,810 --> 00:28:42,810
This cemetery reputedly
incurs 1,100 Senecas
433
00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:45,610
who were killed by their own
tribe for committing evil.
434
00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:49,342
Often, the Dandys heard a course
435
00:28:49,344 --> 00:28:52,178
of disembodied voices
echoing from the nearby woods
436
00:28:52,180 --> 00:28:55,278
as if performing a cleansing ritual.
437
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:59,018
Equally disturbing, the
family watched smoky air
438
00:28:59,020 --> 00:29:02,878
in the kitchen transform
into a huge gray wolf.
439
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,678
The beast leaped straight
through a wooden door.
440
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:10,073
The Iroquois word for
bleed was plainly heard.
441
00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:15,118
Then, shadow people were
seen leering in the window.
442
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,228
After the Dandys went
outside to investigate,
443
00:29:18,230 --> 00:29:22,518
the same faces were looking out
at them from the living room
444
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,378
as lights flashed on and off.
445
00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:27,578
Other ghosts were present as well.
446
00:29:27,580 --> 00:29:31,558
A young dark-haired lady was
seen walking by the pond.
447
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:35,128
Could she have been the woman
hung from a tree out front?
448
00:29:35,130 --> 00:29:38,588
Then, apparitions in long
gowns began appearing
449
00:29:38,590 --> 00:29:40,178
with startling frequency,
450
00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:42,718
both in and out of the house.
451
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,508
They well could have been the victims
452
00:29:44,510 --> 00:29:47,548
of a deranged innkeeper
who murdered travelers
453
00:29:47,550 --> 00:29:51,097
while the dwelling served as a
way station for stagecoaches.
454
00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:54,618
From the time Phil Dandy, his wife, Clara,
455
00:29:54,620 --> 00:29:56,698
and their three children
moved into the house
456
00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:59,128
in July of 1973,
457
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,938
they were beset by dark forces.
458
00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:04,898
Lights turned on and off by themselves.
459
00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:08,758
The kitchen stove went
haywire while cooking dinner.
460
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,158
Rooms got icy cold in August,
461
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:15,078
and pounding and dragging
noises echoed from the attic.
462
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,488
One day, they heard the
slamming of a window
463
00:30:17,490 --> 00:30:19,218
and smashing glass.
464
00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:21,498
When they scrambled to look in the bedroom
465
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:23,328
from which the noise issued,
466
00:30:23,330 --> 00:30:26,188
all the windows were in place.
467
00:30:26,190 --> 00:30:29,028
Then, the haunting grew violent.
468
00:30:29,030 --> 00:30:32,398
After a lamp flew across the
room at one of the daughters,
469
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,278
the death card, the ace of spaces,
470
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,008
was found on the floor in her room.
471
00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:41,038
A few days later, two
of the children awoke
472
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,858
with burn marks covering their bodies.
473
00:30:43,860 --> 00:30:45,578
This prompted the family to enlist
474
00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:49,168
Father Alphonsus Trabold
of St. Bonaventure
475
00:30:49,170 --> 00:30:52,363
to perform an exorcism
on April 13th, 1975.
476
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,658
As he conducted his ceremony,
477
00:30:56,660 --> 00:30:59,578
moans and wails echoed through the house
478
00:30:59,580 --> 00:31:01,803
until all grew deathly still.
479
00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:04,478
Three months later though...
480
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,573
- I'm finished.
- The evil forces
481
00:31:05,575 --> 00:31:06,916
renewed their attacks.
482
00:31:06,918 --> 00:31:08,574
- What could be worse?
- The Dandys were eventually
483
00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:10,233
forced to move.
484
00:31:11,659 --> 00:31:13,909
[rumbling]
485
00:31:15,616 --> 00:31:18,283
[phone ringing]
486
00:31:21,310 --> 00:31:23,098
Dude, I'll get you the money.
487
00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:25,698
[Man] You said you
were raising the money.
488
00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:26,698
Same difference.
489
00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:27,668
[Man] Not to me it ain't.
490
00:31:27,670 --> 00:31:30,838
Raising money is money
that you don't have.
491
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,508
Listen man, I gotta go
outta town for a few days.
492
00:31:33,510 --> 00:31:35,658
I'll have the money when I get back.
493
00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:38,818
[Man] I don't like the
sounds of that, Buster.
494
00:31:38,820 --> 00:31:40,848
Listen, I know people say this,
495
00:31:40,850 --> 00:31:42,908
but this time, I got it.
496
00:31:42,910 --> 00:31:43,741
I'm gonna come back.
497
00:31:43,743 --> 00:31:46,058
I'm gonna be making bank, dude.
498
00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:47,160
[Man] You better be.
499
00:31:52,416 --> 00:31:55,083
[ominous music]
500
00:32:15,136 --> 00:32:16,478
[Woman] When I saw your
name on the dating app,
501
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,208
I thought it sounded familiar.
502
00:32:18,210 --> 00:32:21,858
Yeah, yeah, I was in the
entertainment industry.
503
00:32:21,860 --> 00:32:23,698
Right now, I'm a producer, so.
504
00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:24,608
[Woman] Wow.
505
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:28,658
Yeah, so doing a whole
history thing right now.
506
00:32:28,660 --> 00:32:30,778
[Woman] That's crazy
'cause I'm an actress.
507
00:32:30,780 --> 00:32:32,528
I know, I saw it on your profile.
508
00:32:32,530 --> 00:32:36,078
So how would you like to play Noah's wife?
509
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,468
[Woman] Noah's wife?
510
00:32:37,470 --> 00:32:39,568
Yeah, I mean, he had
100 wives or whatever,
511
00:32:39,570 --> 00:32:40,948
but after the first few,
512
00:32:40,950 --> 00:32:43,208
you know he's only picking hotties.
513
00:32:43,210 --> 00:32:44,811
[Woman] I guess.
514
00:32:44,813 --> 00:32:46,617
Yeah, so.
[sirens blaring]
515
00:32:46,619 --> 00:32:47,788
Hold on, sounds like
a bunch of fire trucks
516
00:32:47,790 --> 00:32:49,257
are going by or something.
517
00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:50,288
[Woman] What?
518
00:32:50,290 --> 00:32:51,418
Never mind, how would you like to do
519
00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:53,673
a cold reading at my studio?
520
00:32:53,675 --> 00:32:54,791
[Woman] A what?
521
00:32:54,793 --> 00:32:57,248
A cold reading.
[sirens blaring]
522
00:32:57,250 --> 00:32:58,838
In my studio.
523
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,318
[Woman] Are you there?
524
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:01,573
My studio!
525
00:33:02,795 --> 00:33:05,545
[sirens blaring]
526
00:33:08,950 --> 00:33:10,023
[Woman] Buster, are you there?
527
00:33:12,037 --> 00:33:14,704
[ominous music]
528
00:33:22,037 --> 00:33:24,195
[Demon] Better luck next time, priest.
529
00:33:24,197 --> 00:33:25,497
- Better luck next time.
- For we must know
530
00:33:25,499 --> 00:33:30,499
- light from darkness.
- Better luck next time.
531
00:33:30,936 --> 00:33:33,603
[ominous music]
532
00:33:49,693 --> 00:33:52,138
[Blake] For we must
know light from darkness.
533
00:33:52,140 --> 00:33:54,298
[Demon] Better luck next time, priest.
534
00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:56,793
[Blake] For we must
know light from darkness.
535
00:33:58,075 --> 00:34:00,742
[ominous music]
536
00:34:22,929 --> 00:34:25,179
[growling]
537
00:34:38,609 --> 00:34:41,276
[ominous music]
538
00:34:44,049 --> 00:34:47,049
[Ominous Being] I am a visitation.
539
00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:49,508
What do you want?
540
00:34:49,510 --> 00:34:52,098
[Ominous Being] Stay
away from Buster Pretorius.
541
00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:54,948
We know of him and his foolish quest.
542
00:34:54,950 --> 00:34:57,438
You might be too late for that.
543
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:58,868
Who is we?
544
00:34:58,870 --> 00:35:00,933
[Ominous Being] You may call us Z.
545
00:35:01,790 --> 00:35:04,763
And we protect the cursed
ark from ever being found.
546
00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:07,143
The cursed ark?
547
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,980
But most believe the ark to be sacred.
548
00:35:11,250 --> 00:35:13,498
Why do you call the ark cursed?
549
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,618
[Ominous Being] Noah begat a cursed son
550
00:35:15,620 --> 00:35:17,328
whose name is lost to history,
551
00:35:17,330 --> 00:35:19,430
but we know as Zadkiel.
552
00:35:20,630 --> 00:35:21,888
I know of him.
553
00:35:21,890 --> 00:35:23,198
[Ominous Being] He was the fourth son
554
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,328
after Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
555
00:35:26,330 --> 00:35:29,408
Zadkiel was also a drunk
like his father, Noah,
556
00:35:29,410 --> 00:35:32,338
and was led into sin many times.
557
00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:35,218
Before the flood, Zadkiel
laid with a harlot
558
00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:37,668
and she became with child,
559
00:35:37,670 --> 00:35:40,358
but Zadkiel was ashamed
and left her on land
560
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,423
when the flood came.
561
00:35:42,427 --> 00:35:45,898
But the fallen angel
Abraxis came on black wings
562
00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:47,998
and lifted the harlot to a mountaintop
563
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,408
where she labored for
40 days and 40 nights.
564
00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:55,248
And on the day the waters
receded, a child was born,
565
00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:57,973
and thus was born the
only child of Zadkiel,
566
00:35:58,950 --> 00:36:01,448
as he died on the ark and was thrown over
567
00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:04,148
by his three brothers and his father.
568
00:36:04,150 --> 00:36:06,348
And thus as well was born the first
569
00:36:06,350 --> 00:36:08,668
of the lost tribe of Zadkiel.
570
00:36:08,670 --> 00:36:10,968
And we call ourselves Z.
571
00:36:10,970 --> 00:36:12,508
Pledged through the many ages
572
00:36:12,510 --> 00:36:15,998
to keep our father's
grave hidden from sight.
573
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,248
But if the world were to see
the evidence of God's plan,
574
00:36:19,250 --> 00:36:20,600
we might change everything.
575
00:36:21,729 --> 00:36:23,128
[Ominous Being] But
the true story of the ark
576
00:36:23,130 --> 00:36:25,542
shows the plan of the devil,
577
00:36:25,544 --> 00:36:28,298
and that knowledge would be far worse.
578
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:31,478
Knowledge of the devil is
well known in this world.
579
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,743
And so I cannot accept
that interpretation.
580
00:36:35,230 --> 00:36:36,803
[Ominous Being] Then you will die.
581
00:36:37,670 --> 00:36:39,753
[groans]
582
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:45,018
Who's this dude,
Ghost of Christmas Past?
583
00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:46,291
What are you doing here?
584
00:36:46,293 --> 00:36:48,798
That dude torched the studio.
585
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:49,631
What?
586
00:36:49,633 --> 00:36:52,130
Yeah, I saw him sneaking
away, followed him here.
587
00:36:53,590 --> 00:36:55,240
Dude, did you cook bacon in this?
588
00:36:56,270 --> 00:36:58,643
Oh, I could smash some bacon right now.
589
00:36:59,980 --> 00:37:02,968
What about the Book of the
Witch of Endor and the journal?
590
00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:05,208
No worries, I don't leave
that stuff lying around anymore.
591
00:37:05,210 --> 00:37:06,188
I carry it with me.
592
00:37:06,190 --> 00:37:09,728
Plus the studio, I got insurance
and an alibi this time.
593
00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:11,263
Let's see who this guy is.
594
00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:14,073
Oh, that's not good.
595
00:37:15,910 --> 00:37:17,603
Ew, is this his face?
596
00:37:19,890 --> 00:37:21,623
The more important question is,
597
00:37:22,470 --> 00:37:23,413
is he dead?
598
00:37:25,180 --> 00:37:26,230
Just grab his feet.
599
00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:35,792
[ominous music]
600
00:37:56,830 --> 00:37:57,663
Let's ghost.
601
00:37:59,586 --> 00:38:02,253
[ominous music]
602
00:38:17,070 --> 00:38:18,920
Still don't know what you're doing.
603
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,873
That guy burned down my
studio and tried to kill you.
604
00:38:23,746 --> 00:38:24,788
You don't know that.
605
00:38:24,790 --> 00:38:26,428
Yeah.
606
00:38:26,430 --> 00:38:29,080
This fell out of his robe
while we were dragging him.
607
00:38:29,964 --> 00:38:31,753
Well, yes.
608
00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:33,770
That doesn't look good.
609
00:38:35,442 --> 00:38:38,109
[ominous music]
610
00:38:44,143 --> 00:38:46,476
[shrieking]
611
00:38:49,110 --> 00:38:50,638
Thou shalt not kill.
612
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:51,473
Happy now?
613
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,130
Let's get outta here.
614
00:39:00,903 --> 00:39:02,528
[engine revs]
615
00:39:02,530 --> 00:39:03,363
Look out!
616
00:39:06,882 --> 00:39:10,080
[Ominous Being] We warned
you about the cursed place.
617
00:39:10,082 --> 00:39:12,473
Oh, I just had this car detailed.
618
00:39:14,926 --> 00:39:15,757
[Ominous Being] Now you are cursed.
619
00:39:15,759 --> 00:39:17,143
No, screw this.
620
00:39:23,228 --> 00:39:25,311
[groans]
621
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,998
He said he was part of
the lost tribe of Zadkiel.
622
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,608
Noah's son who died after bringing
623
00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:41,278
the third shark on the ark.
624
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,648
Wonder why there's so many
lost books of the Bible.
625
00:39:43,650 --> 00:39:45,428
Imagine if those were
lost Harry Potter books.
626
00:39:45,430 --> 00:39:46,688
People would be freaking out.
627
00:39:46,690 --> 00:39:47,928
Because church elders...
628
00:39:47,930 --> 00:39:49,057
Okay, I really don't care.
629
00:39:49,059 --> 00:39:50,018
I don't need a history lesson.
630
00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:52,970
If I did, I'd still be going
to Kirk Cameron Bible College.
631
00:39:58,188 --> 00:39:59,708
[slurps]
632
00:39:59,710 --> 00:40:02,258
Oh my God, it tastes like
there's coffee in this.
633
00:40:02,260 --> 00:40:04,026
There's only coffee in this.
634
00:40:04,028 --> 00:40:04,908
That's what I get for hanging out
635
00:40:04,910 --> 00:40:06,360
with you Old Testament dudes.
636
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,423
He kept saying we.
637
00:40:11,380 --> 00:40:12,988
Maybe he meant the royal we.
638
00:40:12,990 --> 00:40:15,313
Those culty types love to talk like that.
639
00:40:16,410 --> 00:40:18,160
But what if there's more of them?
640
00:40:19,130 --> 00:40:21,758
You saying we might need protection?
641
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,060
We might need something.
642
00:40:24,108 --> 00:40:26,903
In that case, I know
a guy who knows a guy.
643
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:38,965
All our answers are right
here at this shooting range.
644
00:40:38,967 --> 00:40:40,384
Shooting range?
645
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,453
We're on a mission from God.
646
00:40:46,306 --> 00:40:48,973
[guns blasting]
647
00:40:53,590 --> 00:40:55,788
Yo, Jed, how's it hanging?
648
00:40:55,790 --> 00:40:57,978
Back from that big sandbox, I see.
649
00:40:57,980 --> 00:40:59,578
What do you want, Pretorius?
650
00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:01,268
Hey listen, I know that
security gig didn't go
651
00:41:01,270 --> 00:41:02,558
the way you wanted.
652
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,148
War crimes are a bitch.
653
00:41:04,150 --> 00:41:07,100
Even Terry Taliban has a cell
phone these days, am I right?
654
00:41:09,821 --> 00:41:10,738
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
655
00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:11,588
Didn't your daddy teach you
656
00:41:11,590 --> 00:41:13,388
not to point those things at people?
657
00:41:13,390 --> 00:41:15,453
No, my mama did.
658
00:41:16,290 --> 00:41:18,248
Father Benna, this is
an old friend of mine,
659
00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:20,793
Gina Jedlicher, but
everyone calls her Jed.
660
00:41:21,660 --> 00:41:23,908
Old friends? Is that what we are?
661
00:41:23,910 --> 00:41:26,583
I mean, we're not gonna
dwell on all that, are we?
662
00:41:27,510 --> 00:41:29,982
Again, what do you want?
663
00:41:29,984 --> 00:41:32,368
Me and my friends here,
we might have a little,
664
00:41:32,370 --> 00:41:33,420
a little gig for you.
665
00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:35,918
Keep talking.
666
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,028
Security gig.
667
00:41:37,030 --> 00:41:40,198
For you? Easy peasy.
668
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,388
I don't do video.
669
00:41:41,390 --> 00:41:43,440
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, understandable.
670
00:41:44,830 --> 00:41:46,403
But also nonnegotiable.
671
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:52,273
It'll be easy, like a trip
to the ice cream store.
672
00:41:53,204 --> 00:41:58,204
[ominous music]
[guns blasting]
673
00:42:02,332 --> 00:42:03,415
Go, go, go!
674
00:42:04,268 --> 00:42:05,851
Don't stop running!
675
00:42:06,964 --> 00:42:09,631
[guns blasting]
676
00:42:22,133 --> 00:42:25,298
Jed, we don't need to
be killing any soldiers.
677
00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:28,426
They already chased us pretty
far towards the mountain.
678
00:42:28,428 --> 00:42:29,308
I'm shooting at a snake.
679
00:42:29,310 --> 00:42:30,928
Snakes?
680
00:42:30,930 --> 00:42:31,763
Snakes.
681
00:42:33,410 --> 00:42:35,993
[wind howling]
682
00:42:47,687 --> 00:42:49,898
Oh hey, you're not
gonna eat that, are you?
683
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:52,378
What'd you think we
were gonna eat tonight?
684
00:42:52,380 --> 00:42:54,778
The beef jerky I brought, for one thing.
685
00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:58,128
Yeah, you dropped that with
a whole bunch of other crap
686
00:42:58,130 --> 00:43:00,081
when you were running
like your ass was on fire.
687
00:43:00,083 --> 00:43:01,468
I did that on purpose.
688
00:43:01,470 --> 00:43:03,920
I was trying to distract
them, I saved your life.
689
00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:10,645
No, no, no, no, hey, you're
not gonna touch that, are you?
690
00:43:10,647 --> 00:43:11,480
Hey.
691
00:43:12,370 --> 00:43:17,370
[soft music]
[fire crackling]
692
00:43:23,130 --> 00:43:24,477
Nah, I'm good.
693
00:43:26,986 --> 00:43:31,986
[soft music]
[fire crackling]
694
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,600
Do you see something moving?
695
00:43:37,570 --> 00:43:39,363
No, not moving.
696
00:43:42,530 --> 00:43:47,530
[soft music]
[fire crackling]
697
00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:52,750
I'll just watch the fire.
698
00:43:54,908 --> 00:43:56,633
Don't want it to go out.
699
00:44:00,660 --> 00:44:01,493
Guys?
700
00:44:04,668 --> 00:44:05,501
Guys?
701
00:44:06,770 --> 00:44:09,187
[soft music]
702
00:44:27,496 --> 00:44:30,618
Thought I saw it gleaming.
703
00:44:30,620 --> 00:44:33,773
I've seen plenty of them, so
I know what they look like.
704
00:44:34,870 --> 00:44:37,398
We aren't the first to
go looking for the ark.
705
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,600
We'll be some of the
only to ever come back.
706
00:44:40,926 --> 00:44:42,868
Is that so?
707
00:44:42,870 --> 00:44:44,538
If God wills.
708
00:44:44,540 --> 00:44:45,653
If God wills.
709
00:44:47,710 --> 00:44:50,718
I saw myself dying in plenty of hell holes
710
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:53,858
over the last years for many reasons,
711
00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:57,963
but I never saw myself
dying in service of God.
712
00:44:58,990 --> 00:44:59,823
Then don't.
713
00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:02,103
Make it sound so easy.
714
00:45:03,376 --> 00:45:05,126
I wish I saw things the way you do.
715
00:45:08,197 --> 00:45:13,114
[growling]
[ominous music]
716
00:45:16,833 --> 00:45:21,333
[groaning]
[growling]
717
00:45:28,492 --> 00:45:29,575
I doubt it.
718
00:45:31,294 --> 00:45:33,961
[ominous music]
719
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,488
[Buster] Yo, let's take a break.
720
00:46:02,490 --> 00:46:03,468
Good idea.
721
00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:06,409
In fact, it might be a
good idea if we take a nap.
722
00:46:06,411 --> 00:46:07,788
A nap?
723
00:46:07,790 --> 00:46:09,448
Yeah, if we power down now,
724
00:46:09,450 --> 00:46:11,068
we can walk more through the night.
725
00:46:11,070 --> 00:46:14,268
We don't have to worry about
coming across any patrols.
726
00:46:14,270 --> 00:46:15,208
If they patrolled up here,
727
00:46:15,210 --> 00:46:17,238
they would've found the ark already.
728
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:19,438
They didn't have the journal.
729
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,118
Does that journal have coordinates?
730
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,198
More like directions.
731
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,893
So it's a pre-GPS kinda thing.
732
00:46:27,790 --> 00:46:30,078
Yes, that's correct.
733
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,280
I'll take first watch.
734
00:46:36,137 --> 00:46:38,804
[ominous music]
735
00:46:45,353 --> 00:46:47,520
- What the?
- Come with me.
736
00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:50,743
Where are we going?
737
00:46:52,494 --> 00:46:55,161
[ominous music]
738
00:46:57,780 --> 00:46:59,548
Wait, where are we going?
739
00:46:59,550 --> 00:47:00,888
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
740
00:47:00,890 --> 00:47:03,388
What, don't you want to do this?
741
00:47:03,390 --> 00:47:06,418
Of course I want to
do this but it's just,
742
00:47:06,420 --> 00:47:07,995
last time you wanted to do this,
743
00:47:07,997 --> 00:47:10,297
you thought you were
gonna die in Afghanistan.
744
00:47:11,514 --> 00:47:13,088
I almost did.
745
00:47:13,090 --> 00:47:14,748
Is it true?
746
00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:16,550
Think you're gonna die out here now?
747
00:47:18,056 --> 00:47:20,139
[groans]
748
00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:22,778
I mean, you know what they say.
749
00:47:22,780 --> 00:47:24,348
I'll try anything once but...
750
00:47:24,350 --> 00:47:25,388
You idiot!
751
00:47:25,390 --> 00:47:27,438
I didn't make that, I found it.
752
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,388
Okay, okay, cool.
753
00:47:28,390 --> 00:47:30,337
We're gonna need a safe word though.
754
00:47:30,339 --> 00:47:32,422
[groans]
755
00:47:34,340 --> 00:47:36,653
What? So this is a no go now?
756
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:38,813
Jed.
757
00:47:44,532 --> 00:47:47,282
[bird squawking]
758
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,038
I thought we were going to
try to walk through the night.
759
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,123
Change in plans.
760
00:48:06,770 --> 00:48:08,748
Told you we'd show you
the sharp end of the stick.
761
00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:09,758
You know, back in Nam,
762
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,918
the Cong used to pee on
the ends of those sticks
763
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,870
to cause infection to the
soldiers who got stuck with them.
764
00:48:16,136 --> 00:48:17,858
Who told you that, your
grandma in the Green Berets?
765
00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:19,198
Will you go make yourself useful
766
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,763
and get us some more sticks?
767
00:48:23,310 --> 00:48:24,823
Not the pointy ones.
768
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,548
Should you have given him a gun?
769
00:48:29,550 --> 00:48:30,771
Do you want to carry
him down the mountain
770
00:48:30,773 --> 00:48:32,553
when he shoots himself in the foot?
771
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,667
[ominous music]
772
00:48:58,339 --> 00:49:00,088
Picking up sticks.
773
00:49:00,090 --> 00:49:02,778
You brought these people
into this project.
774
00:49:02,780 --> 00:49:04,130
We're all gonna make money.
775
00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:07,183
I'm picking up sticks.
776
00:49:08,659 --> 00:49:11,326
[ominous music]
777
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,233
What the?
778
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,467
[ominous music]
779
00:49:39,380 --> 00:49:41,618
Dude, the last one I couldn't
pry from a guy's face.
780
00:49:41,620 --> 00:49:44,188
This one I find hanging just on a peg.
781
00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:46,388
What is this?
782
00:49:46,390 --> 00:49:49,428
A mask for a cult
based on a son of Noah.
783
00:49:49,430 --> 00:49:50,698
One of the cultists came to visit
784
00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:52,050
before we left on the trip.
785
00:49:53,010 --> 00:49:54,638
This would've been good intel to have
786
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:55,878
before we had left.
787
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:57,788
Ah, I hit him on the
head with a frying pan.
788
00:49:57,790 --> 00:49:58,740
They ain't nothing.
789
00:49:59,870 --> 00:50:01,270
I'll be the judge of that.
790
00:50:02,660 --> 00:50:03,493
A warning?
791
00:50:04,810 --> 00:50:06,368
To us?
792
00:50:06,370 --> 00:50:07,203
Or to them?
793
00:50:09,351 --> 00:50:12,101
[fire crackling]
794
00:50:13,514 --> 00:50:16,264
[static hissing]
795
00:50:19,727 --> 00:50:22,394
[ominous music]
796
00:50:36,666 --> 00:50:39,833
[laughing maniacally]
797
00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:45,792
[ominous music]
798
00:51:12,704 --> 00:51:15,454
[fire crackling]
799
00:51:16,442 --> 00:51:20,184
You know, the mask could've
been put there 50 years ago.
800
00:51:20,186 --> 00:51:21,019
Yep.
801
00:51:24,506 --> 00:51:26,558
Relax, nobody knew
which way we were walking,
802
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:27,773
least of all Benna.
803
00:51:29,370 --> 00:51:31,348
Shut up and eat your pika.
804
00:51:31,350 --> 00:51:32,708
What is this pika anyway?
805
00:51:32,710 --> 00:51:33,860
It tastes like chicken.
806
00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:38,038
Pika's an animal, it's not an entree.
807
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:39,290
It's kinda like a rabbit.
808
00:51:40,230 --> 00:51:41,330
It's kinda like a rat.
809
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:45,478
What?
810
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,633
Did you see us pass a drive-thru?
811
00:51:50,030 --> 00:51:52,198
We should try and get some sleep.
812
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,500
It looks like we might
reach the ark tomorrow.
813
00:51:58,730 --> 00:52:00,993
Move over, Allen, let
me share this with you.
814
00:52:02,506 --> 00:52:07,506
[fire crackling]
[ominous music]
815
00:52:20,730 --> 00:52:23,563
Hey, I'm gonna go get
some B-roll footage.
816
00:52:25,876 --> 00:52:28,459
[wind howling]
817
00:53:00,150 --> 00:53:01,350
[Buster] Dude, really?
818
00:53:03,530 --> 00:53:06,530
[Allen] We're really
going to find the ark today?
819
00:53:06,532 --> 00:53:08,208
That's what the big priest man says.
820
00:53:08,210 --> 00:53:10,808
[Allen] Well, it's gotta
be better than what we got.
821
00:53:10,810 --> 00:53:12,348
What do you mean?
822
00:53:12,350 --> 00:53:14,548
[Allen] I'm filming this
so we both have a record
823
00:53:14,550 --> 00:53:15,958
of what I'm telling you.
824
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,808
We've been out here for days.
825
00:53:17,810 --> 00:53:20,108
You gotta do better than a
pointy stick in the ground
826
00:53:20,110 --> 00:53:21,828
and a mask you hung on a tree.
827
00:53:21,830 --> 00:53:23,548
Dude, I did not do that.
828
00:53:23,550 --> 00:53:24,668
[Allen] Uh-huh.
829
00:53:24,670 --> 00:53:28,348
I thought you wanted more than
a three episode story arc.
830
00:53:28,350 --> 00:53:31,498
Dude, this is real, I swear to God.
831
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:32,778
[Allen] Well, there's real
832
00:53:32,780 --> 00:53:35,178
and then there's reality television.
833
00:53:35,180 --> 00:53:36,213
Do you get me?
834
00:53:37,050 --> 00:53:38,528
Yep.
835
00:53:38,530 --> 00:53:41,018
[Allen] We paid you, Buster.
836
00:53:41,020 --> 00:53:42,318
Yeah.
837
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:43,343
[Allen] Okay then.
838
00:53:47,929 --> 00:53:50,348
[static hissing]
839
00:53:50,350 --> 00:53:55,350
[ominous music]
[heart thumping]
840
00:54:57,663 --> 00:54:59,746
[groans]
841
00:55:05,885 --> 00:55:06,716
Getting kinda late, Benna.
842
00:55:06,718 --> 00:55:07,578
Yeah, I don't even know
843
00:55:07,580 --> 00:55:09,658
if we're going uphill anymore, dude.
844
00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:11,003
My feet hurt all the time.
845
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:18,248
Laban said to Jacob,
846
00:55:18,250 --> 00:55:21,153
behold this heap and behold the pillars,
847
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,183
which I have set betwixt you and me.
848
00:55:26,770 --> 00:55:29,860
This heap is a witness and
the pillar is a witness
849
00:55:30,860 --> 00:55:33,873
that I will not pass by
this heap to you for harm.
850
00:55:34,890 --> 00:55:38,038
And you will not pass by
this heap or this pillar
851
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:39,143
to me for harm.
852
00:55:42,780 --> 00:55:44,480
The man said what he said, baby.
853
00:55:46,383 --> 00:55:48,383
[sighs]
854
00:55:49,981 --> 00:55:52,378
Benna, your explorer guy, Blake,
855
00:55:52,380 --> 00:55:54,048
he was starving, man.
856
00:55:54,050 --> 00:55:56,238
He was tired, he lost his arm.
857
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:58,605
He could've bled out on the way back.
858
00:55:58,607 --> 00:56:01,340
That stuff he wrote,
he was out of it, man.
859
00:56:02,505 --> 00:56:05,172
[ominous music]
860
00:56:14,724 --> 00:56:16,624
Dude, that could just be an old board.
861
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,643
They don't fall off the tree planed.
862
00:56:23,850 --> 00:56:24,843
The energy.
863
00:56:26,644 --> 00:56:27,844
There's a presence here.
864
00:56:29,647 --> 00:56:32,314
[ominous music]
865
00:57:03,340 --> 00:57:05,708
Yeah, that's a nice board.
866
00:57:05,710 --> 00:57:06,828
Get a couple of cinder blocks,
867
00:57:06,830 --> 00:57:09,123
you could set your stereo up on it.
868
00:57:10,659 --> 00:57:13,326
[ominous music]
869
00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:15,300
Don't you feel it?
870
00:57:17,315 --> 00:57:19,982
[ominous music]
871
00:57:22,153 --> 00:57:24,903
[static hissing]
872
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:26,770
Did you see that?
873
00:57:29,139 --> 00:57:32,041
[ominous music]
874
00:57:32,043 --> 00:57:34,468
I see you losing it, bro.
875
00:57:34,470 --> 00:57:36,160
There's a long walk outta here.
876
00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:42,665
[ominous music]
877
00:57:47,443 --> 00:57:50,943
The end of all flesh has come before me.
878
00:57:55,006 --> 00:57:56,923
Are you getting this?
879
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:02,961
[static hissing]
880
00:58:02,963 --> 00:58:04,130
Benna, what...
881
00:58:06,003 --> 00:58:08,670
[ominous music]
882
00:58:18,206 --> 00:58:20,623
[soft music]
883
00:58:48,990 --> 00:58:50,297
Hello, old girl.
884
00:58:51,868 --> 00:58:54,535
[ominous music]
885
01:00:20,317 --> 01:00:22,567
[groaning]
886
01:00:24,481 --> 01:00:27,148
[ominous music]
887
01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:32,710
[growling]
888
01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:36,567
[ominous music]
889
01:01:24,476 --> 01:01:26,896
[Ominous Being] We warned you.
890
01:01:26,898 --> 01:01:31,018
We are not your enemy,
we are the protectors.
891
01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:33,270
[groaning]
892
01:01:36,279 --> 01:01:39,433
He is trapped here.
893
01:01:39,435 --> 01:01:42,234
His soul pinned to the floor of the ark.
894
01:01:42,236 --> 01:01:45,498
Now your soul is trapped here too.
895
01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:48,167
[ominous music]
896
01:01:52,610 --> 01:01:54,698
Let me get him some water.
897
01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:56,383
Take it easy there, buddy.
898
01:01:58,010 --> 01:01:59,618
Listen, I ain't gonna
stroke your forehead,
899
01:01:59,620 --> 01:02:00,783
but I am here for you.
900
01:02:01,881 --> 01:02:03,338
No, not water.
901
01:02:03,340 --> 01:02:04,873
What are you saying?
902
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:07,913
What?
903
01:02:09,561 --> 01:02:12,228
[ominous music]
904
01:02:17,370 --> 01:02:18,898
[Allen] Hang in there, Father Benna.
905
01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:20,748
They went to get you
some water by the lake.
906
01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:21,850
It's gonna be okay.
907
01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:26,007
[ominous music]
908
01:02:34,043 --> 01:02:35,333
Hey, hey, it's me.
909
01:02:36,663 --> 01:02:37,698
I didn't know it was you.
910
01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:39,748
If I had, I would've shot.
911
01:02:39,750 --> 01:02:42,118
Don't say I didn't try to
make the world a better place.
912
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:42,951
I just wanted you to know,
913
01:02:42,953 --> 01:02:44,408
Benna looks a little better now.
914
01:02:44,410 --> 01:02:46,013
He's calmed down a bit.
915
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:55,538
So this lake, this
pond, this little pond.
916
01:02:55,540 --> 01:02:57,838
Looks like it could
only hold Noah's pontoon
917
01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:59,781
and that's about it.
918
01:02:59,783 --> 01:03:02,960
Normally I'd find
blasphemy extremely hot but
919
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,030
right now, this all seems kinda sacred.
920
01:03:06,890 --> 01:03:07,721
I mean, back in the day,
921
01:03:07,723 --> 01:03:10,048
this must've all been covered in water
922
01:03:10,050 --> 01:03:12,513
and that's how the ark floated up here.
923
01:03:13,740 --> 01:03:15,223
Is that what you think happened?
924
01:03:16,140 --> 01:03:19,018
I mean, Blake's journal was right.
925
01:03:19,020 --> 01:03:21,713
The Book of the Witch was right.
926
01:03:25,210 --> 01:03:26,913
For the first time in a long time,
927
01:03:28,402 --> 01:03:30,558
I see the spirit all around us.
928
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:32,113
I see what Benna sees.
929
01:03:35,657 --> 01:03:38,580
I see the beauty in the
unseen and the unknown.
930
01:03:39,543 --> 01:03:40,693
I feel it inside of me.
931
01:03:42,300 --> 01:03:43,658
Jed, I want you to know...
932
01:03:43,660 --> 01:03:44,493
Don't say it.
933
01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:49,166
I want you to know I...
934
01:03:49,168 --> 01:03:51,501
[screaming]
935
01:03:56,490 --> 01:03:57,619
Oh my God!
936
01:03:57,621 --> 01:04:00,204
[gun blasting]
937
01:04:02,101 --> 01:04:04,698
[growling]
938
01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:06,168
There's blood in the water.
939
01:04:06,170 --> 01:04:09,200
It might not all be,
it might not all be...
940
01:04:11,141 --> 01:04:12,600
Thanks.
941
01:04:12,602 --> 01:04:14,840
[growling]
942
01:04:14,842 --> 01:04:16,838
It's the first time I can
say a priest saved me.
943
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,696
That's what we're here for.
944
01:04:18,698 --> 01:04:22,776
[growling]
[gun blasts]
945
01:04:22,778 --> 01:04:25,111
[screaming]
946
01:04:31,270 --> 01:04:32,103
Father!
947
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:35,978
Dead, all dead.
948
01:04:35,980 --> 01:04:37,288
There's no way that shark
949
01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:38,818
could've taken all those bullets.
950
01:04:38,820 --> 01:04:39,651
Maybe they're...
951
01:04:39,653 --> 01:04:40,486
No, no.
952
01:04:43,870 --> 01:04:46,318
Well, we can get a piece
of the wood from the ark.
953
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:47,388
Take it down the mountain.
954
01:04:47,390 --> 01:04:50,156
Prove to people that we
were here, we found it.
955
01:04:50,158 --> 01:04:51,458
No.
956
01:04:51,460 --> 01:04:52,813
You've got the footage.
957
01:04:54,770 --> 01:04:58,408
Find the highway, the E-99.
958
01:04:58,410 --> 01:05:00,168
Turn yourself over to the first
959
01:05:00,170 --> 01:05:02,343
military squad you come across.
960
01:05:03,180 --> 01:05:05,997
- It's the only way.
- I'm not leaving you!
961
01:05:05,999 --> 01:05:07,379
Go!
962
01:05:07,381 --> 01:05:08,214
Go.
963
01:05:09,516 --> 01:05:10,349
Go.
964
01:05:12,159 --> 01:05:17,159
[ominous music]
[shrieking]
965
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,973
Be sober and be vigilant
966
01:05:42,318 --> 01:05:45,418
because your adversary, the devil,
967
01:05:45,420 --> 01:05:48,063
as a roaring lion, walketh about.
968
01:05:49,510 --> 01:05:52,168
Seeking whom he may devour.
969
01:05:52,170 --> 01:05:55,470
Almighty God, source of irresistible might
970
01:05:56,360 --> 01:06:00,528
and King of an invincible
realm that I cannot perceive,
971
01:06:00,530 --> 01:06:03,808
the ever glorious conqueror of evil,
972
01:06:03,810 --> 01:06:07,308
he who restrains the
force of the adversary,
973
01:06:07,310 --> 01:06:10,468
silencing the uproar of his rage
974
01:06:10,470 --> 01:06:13,660
and valiantly subduing his wickedness.
975
01:06:13,662 --> 01:06:15,995
[shrieking]
976
01:06:20,622 --> 01:06:23,820
It is in awe and humility
that I beg you, Lord,
977
01:06:23,822 --> 01:06:26,190
to regard with favor this thing.
978
01:06:27,030 --> 01:06:29,725
Take hold of the dragon.
979
01:06:29,727 --> 01:06:32,043
Behold serpent, no matter which storm,
980
01:06:33,050 --> 01:06:35,505
which is the devil and Satan
981
01:06:35,507 --> 01:06:39,728
and all the demons of the
underworld, large and small,
982
01:06:39,730 --> 01:06:41,110
and bind them.
983
01:06:42,450 --> 01:06:44,152
Hey, what's going on, man?
984
01:06:44,154 --> 01:06:45,504
Hey man, is this even safe?
985
01:06:46,719 --> 01:06:49,217
I didn't know this was real, is this real?
986
01:06:49,219 --> 01:06:50,456
Benna!
987
01:06:50,458 --> 01:06:51,458
Bind them.
988
01:06:52,622 --> 01:06:54,838
Cast him into the bottomless pit
989
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:56,963
so he may no longer seduce the nations.
990
01:06:58,310 --> 01:07:02,658
As smoke is driven away,
so are they driven.
991
01:07:02,660 --> 01:07:05,728
As wax melts before the flame,
992
01:07:05,730 --> 01:07:08,293
so the wicked perish
at the presence of God.
993
01:07:14,837 --> 01:07:16,857
Benna?
994
01:07:16,859 --> 01:07:19,526
[ominous music]
995
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:27,272
You're not really the
Witch of Endor, are you?
996
01:07:27,274 --> 01:07:28,567
[Woman] We are Legion.
997
01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:30,753
[Man] I am Legion.
998
01:07:32,222 --> 01:07:33,555
We are Legion.
999
01:07:36,950 --> 01:07:38,237
That's what I thought.
1000
01:07:39,630 --> 01:07:41,118
[Woman] The mirror is cracked.
1001
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:42,898
There are many facets.
1002
01:07:42,900 --> 01:07:45,613
Without a sun, there could be no shadow.
1003
01:07:46,540 --> 01:07:48,768
You cannot know the cold of the night
1004
01:07:48,770 --> 01:07:51,073
without first feeling the heat of the day.
1005
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:54,698
I would've thrown myself into the void
1006
01:07:54,700 --> 01:07:56,368
to have defeated you.
1007
01:07:56,370 --> 01:07:58,248
[Woman] The willingness to sacrifice
1008
01:07:58,250 --> 01:08:02,498
therein lies the difference
between you and me.
1009
01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:04,113
And yet, you must live.
1010
01:08:05,822 --> 01:08:08,489
[ominous music]
1011
01:08:19,780 --> 01:08:22,080
I don't want to be in
a found footage movie.
1012
01:08:27,620 --> 01:08:29,820
I don't want to be in
a found footage movie.
1013
01:08:32,163 --> 01:08:33,553
[squawking]
What's that?
1014
01:08:36,710 --> 01:08:37,543
Oh man.
1015
01:08:42,526 --> 01:08:44,609
What did you do that for?
1016
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:47,513
The coin has two sides.
1017
01:08:48,940 --> 01:08:49,983
It needs us.
1018
01:08:50,950 --> 01:08:52,463
For more people to come here.
1019
01:08:53,590 --> 01:08:54,793
For it to survive.
1020
01:08:56,570 --> 01:08:58,808
Maybe in a way, we need it too.
1021
01:08:58,810 --> 01:09:01,160
But that's going to be
someone else's decision.
1022
01:09:02,159 --> 01:09:04,298
No one should know how we found the ark.
1023
01:09:04,300 --> 01:09:06,828
There's too much at stake to know.
1024
01:09:06,830 --> 01:09:08,988
We're leaving the camera here.
1025
01:09:08,990 --> 01:09:10,798
And I'm going to destroy all that remains
1026
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:12,488
when we get back.
1027
01:09:12,490 --> 01:09:13,893
If we get back.
1028
01:09:14,830 --> 01:09:15,663
We will.
1029
01:09:17,086 --> 01:09:18,336
But we have to start now.
1030
01:09:19,843 --> 01:09:22,426
[wind howling]
1031
01:09:42,723 --> 01:09:45,056
[shrieking]
1032
01:09:49,006 --> 01:09:51,255
[growling]
1033
01:09:57,258 --> 01:10:02,258
[ominous music]
[thunder rumbling]
1034
01:10:02,326 --> 01:10:07,326
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1035
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,543
[wind howling]
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