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[pages riffling]
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♪ dramatic music playing ♪
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♪
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♪
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BRYCE: Okay,
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all we gotta to do is get through
the entire Tokyo Police Department,
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the Japanese Secret Service,
and a bunch of Special Forces dudes.
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[Monkey grunts]
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Oh, right, right, right.
Without killing any of them. Yeah.
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Then we gotta fight our way through
a couple insane Japanese superheroes.
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[grunts]
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No, I know, who aren't
our enemies. Yep.
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Then we gotta get
to the top of the tallest,
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most heavily defended building in Tokyo,
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probably uh, fight Lady Bullseye again,
who's already kicked your ass,
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and then, then, if we're
lucky enough to survive,
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kill your girlfriend's uncle.
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[whimpers, grunts]
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Look, look, look, look, don't worry.
She'll totally understand.
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I�I know it's tough. Okay?
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I mean, she said you guys are family,
which means he's family.
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And�and I've had
to kill family before,
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and yes, it sucks,
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but you know what's worse?
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[Monkey grunts]
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Actually, I�I�I don't know
what's worse.
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[Monkey sighs]
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Okay, uh, th�this is
a terrible pep talk.
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Uh, here,
hold out your hands.
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[Monkey groans]
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Alright, you know what these are?
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Calluses.
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You're the best damn assassin
I've ever met, you're a monster. Okay?
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[Monkey grunts]
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And when we turn this corner,
we're gonna walk up to that building
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and you're gonna fulfill
your destiny.
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And then I'm gonna go
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wherever the hell I deserve to go.
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Just just two dudes.
Two fates.
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One awesome ride. Right?
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I don't know about you,
but I'd watch the shit outta that movie.
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[hoots]
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♪
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[crowd shouting]
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♪
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[whimpers]
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♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
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♪
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[crowd shouting]
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BRYCE: Psst.
� Huh?
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BRYCE: Hey, Yuki.
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Hey, over here.
[growls]
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It's me, Bryce Fowler?
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We met at the, uh,
the Love Motel, you know?
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We fought on top of a car.
You tried to kill me?
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[eerie moaning]
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You look great, by the way.
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I�I�I�� Did you do something different
with your hair or something?
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I can't put my finger on it.
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[eerie moaning]
Right, right, right.
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Okay, uh, look, anyway,
I'm�I'm�I'm�I'm here for Monkey?
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� Monkey?
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� Exactly, yeah, short guy,
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wears a suit,
little bit of a temper problem. Yeah.
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� Monkey is a noble warrior.
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He has my allegiance
if ever he were to call on Yuki!
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� Yeah, well, hey, ring�ring.
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Hey, uh, will you grab Haruka?
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And meet us over in the alley
by the Burger King.
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♪
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HARUKA: What? That's impossible.
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Shinji?
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[screeches, hoots]
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� We thought so too,
but it actually makes perfect sense.
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� They thought so too,
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but it makes
perfect sense.
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� But that would mean��
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This is all for nothing.
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Wait. What about Akiko?
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Is she involved too?
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[hoots, screeches]
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� Uh, no, no, no, no.
Akiko doesn't know.
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I mean, at least we hope
she doesn't.
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� Akiko is innocent.
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� Wait, how do you speak monkey?
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� I am speaking with the ghost
that's with the monkey.
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He speaks monkey.
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[hoots]
� Hold on,
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there's another ghost?
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� Oh yeah.
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And he's handsome
as all hell.
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HARUKA: [clears throat] Excuse me.
Clear the way. Coming through.
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Got a lot of hungry grunts
inside the building.
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� [muttering]:
Uh, I... I don't know.
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[grunts]
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[whimpers]
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� Stop right there.
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[both gasp]
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� I'll take one of those.
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� Uh... uh... sorry, sir...
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they're only for guests
inside the party.
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� Silver Samurai is the greatest hero
in all of Japan.
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� No! I'm just trying
to do my job.
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� Your only job is
to feed Silver Samurai!
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I have been standing
around here for hours,
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now give me
a frickin' rice cake!
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[Monkey screeches]
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SILVER SAMURAI: Huh?
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VENDOR: They made me do it!
They made me do it!
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� Ohhhh shit.
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[grunting]
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Yeah, I don't think it's gonna work
this time, bud.
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[Monkey screeching]
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MAN: Hey, look!
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The pigs are attacking
the monkey!
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Let's get 'em!
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[crowd shouting]
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� Huh?
SILVER SAMURAI: Everybody remain calm.
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Silver Samurai has everything
under control�� [grunts]
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[people screaming]
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Traitors!
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I should have known.
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Protect the Prime Minister!
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[grunts]
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� Aw shit, shit, shit, shit.
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� Chaos on election night.
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Violence erupts
in downtown Tokyo,
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and we have reports
that the monkey vigilante
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that has been terrorizing
the city lately
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may be at the center of it.
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I repeat: the so�called
"Hit Monkey"
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may be at the center
of it all.
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Authorities are saying
to seek safety and shelter��
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� He's coming for me.
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I know it.
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� No, Uncle,
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he's one of the good guys.
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He's my friend.
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� What are you talking about?
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You know this creature?
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� Ozu was behind it all.
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He orchestrated
Ken's assassination
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and almost got me killed.
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He also tried
to steal the election
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from the rightful candidate.
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Ozu was a terrible man!
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� What do you mean... was?
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� Monkey took care of him.
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� Ah��
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AKIKO: And Bonsai Master, too.
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� Oh my god.
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� Look, I know
it sounds crazy,
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but Monkey is coming here
to protect you.
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He's coming here
to protect us all.
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We just have to wait for him.
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[man gurgles]
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[coughs]
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♪
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� My thoughts exactly.
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[crowd shouting]
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[helicopter whirring]
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� End of the line, rodent!
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[grunts]
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[electricity crackles]
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� You mess with the Monkey,
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you get the Cobra.
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[hooting]
[Silver Samurai groans]
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� Hey, Fat Boy.
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I thought they locked you up.
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� Let me ask you:
how do you piss in that thing?
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Is there a cod�piece?
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Or are you just free�balling
under that skirt?
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� I'm obviously wearing pants!
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[yells]
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[groans]
[car alarm blaring]
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� [laughs] Too easy.
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� Holy shit. I love watching
weirdos duke it out!
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Feel like I'm watching
pay�per�view!
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You know?
For free, though!
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[hooting]
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[chuckles]
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� Okay, Monkey.
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One fastball special,
coming up.
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� Woo! Fastball special.
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Ha ha! Go ahead,
let 'em have it!
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[Fat Cobra grunts]
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♪
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� Huh?
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[screeching]
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♪
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� Ho�ho, you again. Wow.
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I mean, it's funny how we keep
meeting like this, yeah?
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Must be fate. Right?
Or destiny?
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Yeah, you're absolutely right.
Let's not ruin this moment with words.
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� Oh, you've gotta be shitting me.
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♪ tense music playing ♪
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� Come on, little monkey.
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We're all dressed up
and ready to dance.
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SHINJI: What is it you want?
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Name your price.
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� Save your breath.
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I already work for you,
Prime Minister.
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Well, technically, I work
for Bonsai Master,
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but he worked for you.
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Right?
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Don't worry, boss.
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You're just bait.
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Monkey's here to kill you,
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and I'm here to kill Monkey.
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Once he's dead,
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your little secret
will be too.
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[groans]
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Now get back there, old man,
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before I lose my temper!
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[screeching]
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� [laughing]
You didn't think you could get away from Silver Samurai, did you?
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� Holy shit! Where'd he go?
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[grunts]
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BRYCE: Sword!
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Okay, that was badass.
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[Monkey grunts]
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I mean, he definitely practiced it,
but still, you know, kudos.
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♪
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[electricity crackling]
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[laughs]
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♪
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[screeching]
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� Hey dude, we're running out
of real estate real quick here, man!
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[Monkey screeching]
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BRYCE: Ohhh, shit!
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[glass shatters]
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Whoa! Ho�ho, yeah, man!
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[elevator bell dings]
� Huh?
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� Well, either that's a good sign
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or a really bad one.
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WOMAN: Don't go up there!
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She killed everybody!
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♪ elevator music playing ♪
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[Bryce sniffles]
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[bell dings]
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[swishing]
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[screeches]
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� Oh shit!
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LADY BULLSEYE: Hi there.
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So glad
you could join us.
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You know, our first meeting was
so incredibly irritating,
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but I'm sure
as a fellow professional
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you understand why I didn't want
to just call that a draw.
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� Oh crap, crap, crap!
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� Hey! Drop it!
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[screams]
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� Ugh. So annoying.
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♪ elevator music continues playing ♪
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♪
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[helicopter whirring]
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Here, little monkey�monkey,
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Come out
and play�ee�yay.
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Ha�ha�ha�ha! Ha!
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Ugh.
[hooting]
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Huh?
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[groans]
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Son of a bitch!
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[screeches]
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� Jesus Louisus! She's terrifying!
265
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:40,957
� Now what did that priest say
about salt?
266
00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:44,205
Oh right!
267
00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:50,250
[groaning]
268
00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:51,960
[laughing]
269
00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:53,752
BRYCE: What the shit?
270
00:11:54,292 --> 00:11:56,422
� Hello, Bryce.
271
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,790
� Oh my... Oh my god.
272
00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:00,882
[Lady Bullseye laughs]
I have physical form.
273
00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:02,543
Oh, and it hurts!
274
00:12:02,542 --> 00:12:04,632
� I remember you, Bryce.
275
00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:08,207
From that Goldman Sachs conference
back in 2011.
276
00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:09,208
� Dammit!
277
00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:10,458
� You hit on me.
[coughing]
278
00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:12,377
� Oh yeah.
Yeah, I'm remembering.
279
00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:13,877
Not my proudest moment.
280
00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:15,075
� As I remember,
281
00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:18,753
I got the target
and you got stood up.
282
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:21,040
But this'll be fun��
283
00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:25,247
[screeching]
284
00:12:27,042 --> 00:12:28,462
� You have to understand.
285
00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:30,208
I was frustrated with Ken.
286
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,327
He was always
so impulsive.
287
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,383
� What? What�what�what are you
talking about?
288
00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:37,575
Uncle, you are Prime Minister.
We gotta keep you safe.
289
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:39,923
There's a helicopter on the roof.
Iymasho!
290
00:12:40,917 --> 00:12:42,207
[silverware clattering]
291
00:12:42,708 --> 00:12:44,168
LADY BULLSEYE:
Uh, uh, uh.
292
00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:45,577
[screeching]
293
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,673
Where do you think you're going?
294
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,207
[Monkey hooting]
295
00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:50,538
[laughs]
296
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:53,535
� Ah, shit.
[Monkey screeching]
297
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,208
Oww!
298
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:58,628
Ow! Ow! Ow!
299
00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:00,498
[gasping]
300
00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:04,332
Oh ho. Come on.
You got this.
301
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:07,497
Holy shit! That hurts!
302
00:13:09,042 --> 00:13:10,502
[Bryce screaming]
303
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,920
� [chuckles]
Is that all you got?
304
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,627
[maniacal laughter]
305
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,205
[Monkey hooting]
306
00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:18,748
� Go! After them!
Save Akiko, man!
307
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:19,750
[Monkey hooting]
308
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,250
No, it's fine, okay.
We are a team!
309
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:23,915
[Monkey grunts]
310
00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:27,207
� Ugh. You know, for a dead guy,
you look like shit.
311
00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:29,998
[grunting]
312
00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:31,960
[crunch]
[screams]
313
00:13:38,042 --> 00:13:41,542
LADY BULLSEYE:
Bryce, Bryce, Bryce.
314
00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:44,882
[groaning]
315
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:51,752
You were always a worthless,
second�rate assassin.
316
00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:52,790
� Can't argue with you there.
317
00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:55,922
But not so worthless
that I can't be a decent diversion.
318
00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:59,632
[gunshots]
319
00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,205
[clicking]
320
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:03,918
[groans softly]
321
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:08,293
[exhales sharply]
322
00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:11,168
� That was for Ito�san.
323
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:14,325
Oh, there is a ghost.
324
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:16,455
� Oh. [laughs]
325
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:18,247
Yeah. Hey.
326
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,630
AKIKO: What the hell?
327
00:14:23,542 --> 00:14:24,962
Holy shit.
328
00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:26,417
� Stop.
329
00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:28,128
Akiko, stop.
330
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:30,213
I have something
I have to tell you.
331
00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,625
I caused this.
332
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:35,785
I'm responsible for all this death
and destruction.
333
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,665
It was me.
334
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:39,417
� Wha�what? What was you?
335
00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:41,497
� Ken was losing the election!
336
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:44,458
We were behind by ten points
337
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:46,498
when we should
have been ahead by five!
338
00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:48,497
� What are you saying?
339
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,210
� Bonsai Master approached me.
340
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:53,170
He said that
Ken could be moved aside.
341
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,920
That I could run
in Ken's place.
342
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,627
That he would support
my agenda.
343
00:14:58,958 --> 00:15:01,668
Sure I'd have to make
a few concessions,
344
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,537
but on all the things
we cared about,
345
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:06,665
he would support us!
346
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,327
I did it for the country!
347
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:12,328
� You... killed Ken?
348
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,133
� I did a horrible thing.
349
00:15:14,792 --> 00:15:17,212
And the worst thing is,
it worked.
350
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:21,040
But then,
everyone started dying.
351
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,540
And this monkey came back.
352
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,827
It's all gotten out of hand.
353
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:27,003
[Monkey hooting]
354
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:33,333
You have come for me,
haven't you, Monkey?
355
00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:35,537
[growls]
356
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:36,923
� Wait...
357
00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:39,707
� You are the spirit of vengeance,
358
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:42,915
come to punish me
for my sins.
359
00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:45,037
� No! Monkey, no!
360
00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:47,707
You don't have to do this.
361
00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:48,628
[growls]
362
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,540
� No, Monkey!
363
00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:52,462
Killing him is not the way!
364
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:55,208
He deserves to stand trial
in front of the country.
365
00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:56,078
� Don't do it, pal.
366
00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,713
[hooting]
367
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,498
Look, I've made
this mistake before, okay.
368
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,750
Akiko won't forgive you.
369
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,080
� Is that a ghost?
370
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:04,133
[screeching]
371
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:07,205
� I know, I know it'll cost me
a chance of ascending.
372
00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:09,628
And we won't get the person responsible
for all this shit.
373
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:13,375
But there's�� there's something tells me
that killing this selfish prick
374
00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:14,665
isn't the answer.
375
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:18,577
And�and�and I know it won't give me
any kind of happy ending,
376
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:22,083
but I�� Look, I'm willing to forgo that,
in order for you,
377
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,038
for you to have the happy ending.
378
00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:29,787
Oh shit, wha��
379
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,502
Oh for�� Now what?
380
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,542
Oh! Holy shit.
381
00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:38,922
Hey! Hey, hey, look!
Look, I'm ascending!
382
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,665
Oh my god!
383
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,077
[laughs] Oh!
384
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:45,043
Oh, I get it.
I had to do the right thing.
385
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,210
Oh, that's what Baldy meant
by removing the seed of evil.
386
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,578
It was like,
the barren field was me.
387
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:53,333
I�� Ha ha!
Oh, that cryptic jerk.
388
00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:57,167
Holy shit. Oh, shit��
Hey! Uh, Monkey!
389
00:16:57,792 --> 00:16:59,922
Monkey. Look, I think��
390
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:02,037
I think you know
how I feel about you, okay.
391
00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:04,462
And I'm sorry
for ruining your life.
392
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,170
Just take care
of yourself, alright?
393
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:11,000
And remember to drink
plenty of water!
394
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:14,670
[whines]
395
00:17:15,292 --> 00:17:16,632
� Shinji Yokohama,
396
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:19,575
I'm placing you under arrest
for the murder of Ken Takahara.
397
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:20,503
[handcuff click]
398
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,580
SHINJI: It can't end like this.
399
00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:30,003
Ken's death
will not be in vain.
400
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,503
AKIKO: No!
401
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,880
Oh!
402
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:48,463
What did you do,
you animal?
403
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:53,708
� How did he get my gun?
404
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,497
[Akiko sobs]
405
00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:00,290
� He was the only family I had!
406
00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:03,038
God damn you!
407
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:07,788
� Monkey, you have
to get out of here.
408
00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:09,002
[hooting]
409
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,210
No, Monkey, you've just shot
the Prime Minister!
410
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:13,833
Trust me,
you have to leave!
411
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:18,923
[whimpers]
412
00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:22,667
♪
413
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:34,543
♪ melancholy music playing ♪
414
00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:38,212
♪
415
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:50,543
♪
416
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:52,502
� May the road rise
to meet you.
417
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,127
May the wind be
always at your back.
418
00:18:57,833 --> 00:19:00,633
May the sun shine warm
upon your face.
419
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,213
May the rain
420
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:05,330
fall softly upon your fields
421
00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:08,503
until we meet again.
422
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,960
♪
423
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,708
[airplane whooshing]
424
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:20,080
♪
425
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:41,995
♪
426
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,497
Hi, guys. Nice to see you.
427
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:45,878
Yep.
428
00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:48,455
Thank you.
Good to see you.
429
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,710
I'm going to make this right.
430
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:56,920
I will clear your name.
431
00:19:56,917 --> 00:19:59,127
[grunting]
432
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:00,542
I promise you.
433
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:02,332
[hooting]
434
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,003
Yes, I put a juice box in there.
435
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,540
You told me, like, six times.
436
00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:16,958
♪
437
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,035
[sighs]
438
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,333
BRYCE: Mm, mm, mm.
[Monkey grunts]
439
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:29,537
� Huh?
440
00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:34,293
� I can't tell you how happy
this whole image makes me.
441
00:20:34,292 --> 00:20:37,712
[hooting]
442
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:38,878
Well, here's what happened.
443
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:40,325
Uh, you know,
I got to the afterlife,
444
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:42,633
and it was
an awesome place.
445
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:44,915
You know? Fire everywhere.
Super dramatic.
446
00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:47,127
Uh, you know,
little bit like Reno, but better.
447
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:47,955
� Ahh!
448
00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:50,248
� Slayer playing.
Dragons everywhere.
449
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,380
Really fun.
450
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,665
And I was like, psyched.
451
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:55,457
But I thought, "You know what?
As great as this place is,"
452
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:57,168
and it was great, really.
453
00:20:57,167 --> 00:21:00,077
I was like, you know what?
My friend's up there all alone,
454
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:01,713
still kind of learning
the ropes.
455
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:04,078
Uh, lots more killers to kill,
if you know what I mean.
456
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:05,753
And I think
he needs my help.
457
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:08,380
Anyway, the red dude,
he agreed, you know.
458
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,625
Made me sign a contract,
which I didn't read but who cares.
459
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,325
I mean, how's he ever gonna
hold me to it, right?
460
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:13,423
[Monkey groans]
461
00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:15,127
So I figure, you know,
we go to New York.
462
00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:16,165
I have a great handler.
463
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:17,917
She, uh, she books me
on all my gigs,
464
00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:20,077
and�and right after we put
the fear of God in her
465
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,293
for booking me on this one,
466
00:21:21,292 --> 00:21:23,172
she'll definitely want
to take you on as a client.
467
00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:26,127
Then we can earn some real coin.
You know what I mean?
468
00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:26,705
[Monkey grunts]
469
00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:28,878
Kill a whole bunch of assholes
who deserve to die
470
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:29,915
and maybe, uh,
471
00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:31,712
you know, see the sights.
472
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,538
Oh, oh, by the way,
check this out. Look at this.
473
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:39,878
[screeching]
474
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:40,995
I know, right?
475
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,920
I mean, I figure
this could come in pretty handy.
476
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,210
Yeah, you know I picked up
a few things from Yuki. You know?
477
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,628
Ol' Brycey's back
in action, huh?
478
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:51,075
Here, let me clean
that up for you.
479
00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:56,083
[Monkey grunts]
480
00:21:57,625 --> 00:22:00,375
Yeah. I mean, I'm still working on it.
[bottle rattles]
481
00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:02,165
You know, ten�thousand hours.
[chuckles]
482
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:05,080
That's what that, uh,
Gladwell said, right?
483
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:07,633
[grunting]
484
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,125
[bottles clink]
485
00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:12,963
[grunts]
486
00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:17,128
[sniffles]
487
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,380
♪ Secret Colours "Faust" playing ♪
488
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:25,455
♪
489
00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:28,325
� ♪ Made of stone ♪
490
00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:31,833
♪ Soul is lost ♪
491
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:34,833
♪ Into the known ♪
492
00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:37,673
♪ You are the Faust ♪
493
00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:40,627
♪ Original sin ♪
494
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:43,535
♪ Come from within ♪
495
00:22:43,542 --> 00:22:46,172
♪ County at war ♪
496
00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:49,037
♪ It's time to begin ♪
497
00:22:49,042 --> 00:22:51,792
♪ She said yea ♪
498
00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:56,957
♪ She said yea ♪
499
00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:02,038
♪
500
00:23:07,292 --> 00:23:10,712
♪
501
00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:20,997
♪
502
00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:39,877
♪
503
00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:42,625
♪ So strange sky change ♪
504
00:23:42,625 --> 00:23:45,915
♪
505
00:23:45,917 --> 00:23:48,707
♪ Kill my brain, keep me tame ♪
506
00:23:48,708 --> 00:23:51,788
♪
507
00:23:57,583 --> 00:24:00,083
♪ She is gone, I don't belong ♪
508
00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:03,083
♪
509
00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:06,883
♪ My mind is wrong, now I am gone ♪
510
00:24:06,875 --> 00:24:09,375
♪
511
00:24:09,425 --> 00:24:13,975
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