All language subtitles for Kakaya chudnaya igra

I'll show you! You'll weep for this!

I'll get to you yet!

You're playing the ape.
And to think you wear a nice hat!

Fools!

I'll tell the Head of your
institute, you'll see!

--Hooligans!
--Don't get angry, dear!

Dormitory #5

Try one more time

--They're all sleeping. End of the line.
--Should I knock? --Go for it.

Markellova!

Why are you dragging it out?
Open up!

Yeah, we'll give it to you!
We will!

Alright, I'm opening it

We totally froze

--And the tip?
--We'll need to transfer it.
We don't carry cash. --OK

We'll talk another time

Go ahead!

Felix, get up.

Felix, we have English today.
Get up, we've overslept.

Enough snoozing

Our Englishwoman is gonna be
raging today. We don't want to be
late because of you anymore

Get up

...Ye wreched of the Earth...
--You see that we're all late?

Felix, move it

It feels like I slept
only about 10 minutes

..."Distance is no obstacle..."...

What a Wonderful Game!

Good morning

I am very much...
riddling what happened.

History about 2 dogs

One fine day
--Felix, go to bed, will ya?

What's the sense?
Dress-undress, dress-undress
What for?

Felix, dawn won't come soon.
Go to bed, dear, we won't
do it anymore.

No, I almost got enough sleep.
Much thanks goes to you.

Our Englishwoman will be
raging today...

Two Dogs...

--Two dogs.
--Felix, don't be cruel.

Two dogs behind the wall...

...Howled so pitifully

And that's simply because
They had not been fed

Hey, Once, and once more
And many, many times more

Easy there, easy

--Dogs!
--Easy!

--Bastards!
--Felix, what's this?

Three scoundrels! Bastards!

So...

I had warned this Room 4...

One more violation of regulations
and I move all of you out

And Raevsky is not even
living here legally

You have your own
aunty living in town

and not in a communal apartment
but in her own

so tomorrow...I mean as soon
as morning comes

get all your stuff

and for the rest of you all--
a report to the Director

Oh, look, it's Markellova.
How's it going?

Haven't given birth yet.

--It's not Raevsky's fault.
--Then who was yelling?

I mean, I know his voice

It was us yelling.
Felix had nothing to do with it.

--I can confirm that.
--So should I throw you all out
and leave this one here?

At least that would be
more fair.

--And where will you live?
--At his aunt's place.

"Where are you, mommy dearest..."
--Hey
--What's up

How are things?

So, Feldman

I am Felix and
not Feldman.

Is that some sort
of a name?

--And your last name is...?
--Raevsky

--And what is its meaning?
--And what is the meaning of "Kluev"?

Means "to peck"

Yura asked me to borrow my bed
for you for three days

And this is my second week
of sleeping on that tool now

On your own tool?

Not funny

What do you usually think with?

With my BRAEEN, what else?

Which brain, in the head
or in the spine?

Why, does the spine have a brain?

--Hi
--Oh, Yura, by the way...

You borrowed the bed
only for three days

Quiet. Uncle has an
unexpected situation.

I understand, but that's not it.
The RA is scolding me.

It's forbidden to sleep
on top of the piano.

What a naive boy

If this piano could talk,
the things it would tell you...

I don't want to sleep on
the piano, and I won't!

Listen, Felix...

uncle wants to marry

--whom?
--a woman, who else!

So can't he do that
without my bed?

And by the way,
why aren't you in class?

Lopukhina, exit now!

You've got visitors

Legs fell asleep

Got anything to smoke?

Brothel

It's L I B R A R Y

Rybkin, where do you
get all that?

How is that? "Public" means public
in Russian. "House" means house.

So it comes out just
what I said

"Distance is no obstacle..."

Felix, the security guard
asked me to stop by

--What happened?
--I don't know. He said he's not
well. He asked to help him

--Does it have to be me?
--There's nobody else around

--What, is he sick?
--Probably

Turn on the light

Go on, don't be scared

Felix, help me out, will you?

Don't be shy...please

Help me out, will ya?

Otherwise, tomorrow your good stuff
will disintegrate into a shadow

Felix, be a pal

Felix, you're a traitor!

--Your ticket
--Please, here you go

Your ticket!

--And what do you have?
--...So this cop comes to a priest...

--...My age no longer allows me...
--Your ticket!

Do forgive me, honest to God,
I didn't get a chance to buy.
I was in such a rush

Let me pay. I never
travel without a ticket.

Excuse me please.
Forgive me please.

Thank you.

We're out of receipts

Comrades-passangers, show your
tickets please.
--Your ticket?

Hold! Hold them!

Listen, Listen!

New York speaking.

You are listening to the first
radio broadcast of a US program,
Voice of America

...American monopolists who saddled the
West-German people with the treaty...

--Elenor Semionovich, we're coming
to see you!
--

You borrowed my overcoat
for just two hourse,
and I can't exit the dorm the whole day

Filimon Semionovich,
We need to talk about something

What's that for?

Open up right away?

Indeed... debauchery...

has to be nipped in the bud

Open up immediately

Kick your slut out
right away

Holy moly!

Rybkin, what's this?
You robbed a bank?

Where did you get it?

Guys, "Moscow" sausage
with hot pepper!

VODKA

"...Let it be that we..."

"...may never meet again..."

"But how I wish to
tell you, my dear man..."

"...that I did love you on
this strangest evening..."

"...For your fervent love for
another woman."

Guys, whoever jumps out the window fish-style,
I'll give 1kg of chocolate candy

No problem.
Candy on the table first!

Alright, eagles,
take him to the barrier

to the piano, that is...

To musical accompaniment

Hey, Marusia,
step aside!

"...Distance is no obstacle
if you truly love..."

Oh! Help me!

--Adolph! Let go!
--Oh no, leave me alone

Don't be scared.
He's a sweety

He's never bitten anyone
in his life even once

He just wanted to kiss
you...I mean, give you a lick.

He's still young.
Totally juvenile

I am certainly flattered that
yongsters still leap upon me...

But please take away your
hound of Baskerville

Honest to God, I'm sorry

--He's really very kind
--But I don't know its intentions

You must admit that when a huge thing
like that rushes at you, anyone can
do it ...in their pants

How good it is that you
have a sense of humor

I often see you out my window

--And you are always alone
--I'm not. I'm with my dog

--And your family?
--It vacations

--In the winter?!
--Sure...

My wife took the kids
to vacation in the city

--You have children...
--Well, why not?

A boy and two girls

Your laughter is contageous

I'm totally a giggly-dragonfly

You know, if not for my laughter,
I would have never managed to get married

No, don't be sell yourself short.
Many men prefer experienced women.

--And you?
--Similarly.

I've never been married.

But you just said you were

It was a fictitious marriage,
boy. Just fictitious.

I was trying to move to the capital.
But, all the same, I'm no virgin.

In fact, I could have married 1000 times.
But independence is my sole treasure.

I have my own house.

I earn this much in ONE month!

Though I admit that at times
I get lonely in the evenings

Then get yourself some
sort of an animal

--You have minus how much?
--Meaning what?

--3.5
--3.5?!

Me too. You know, I feel as though
we've known each other 1000 years

I keep thinking, what do
the years matter?

Such injustice! My soul is
young, like in a girl

And how many men...!

I fall in love so easily.
I can fall in love with anyone.

I can fall in love with an
actor on the screen

And then have sleepless nights,
thinking all the time

And if you wish, I can fall
for a meat butcher

if he is my type

It's got nothing to do
with meat, of course

Naturally, it isn't

And you...

You are absolutely my
type of man

a trick

tell me

Have you ever truly
loved anyone?

Way back in school

And what about your wife?

I lied to you

told you a tale

I'm a lonely and poor student

Women dump me...usually

They dump such a man?!

I will show you a trick now...

that is much more interesting than yours

Turn the arm-chair so that
the door is in your view

And close your eyes

--Are you ready?
--Yes, yes

Guys, the thing I'm about to tell you!

--Adolph and I are out for a walk...
--Quiet!

--...establish an open contact...
--Why are we in the dark?

the Seagull group has been captured

--What's happened?
--Quiet!

Three people have
been captured

I repeat, in Chelyabinsk the Seagull
group has been captured

Immediately shift to
plan B

Second is ordering Group X
to shift to plan B

Stay low!
Stay low!

I repeat, in the case
of utmost necessity,

the Fourth is permitted to
contact...

--What is this?
--Who the hell knows...

the Fourth is permitted
to contact Koenigsberg

There's a traitor in the Armovir group,
his nickname is Naryan

We must report it
to the authorities

Where?!

To Lubyanka (KGB)

Listen, this is just practice for
our espionage trainees

It's just their studies

What trainees. You can't
imagine what we heard here

Would you both shut up

Alright, do some searching

But I find it hard to believe...

...suffered irreplaceable losses...

President Sverdlovsky is silent

The whole reactionary network
of Chelyabinsk...

We are being subverted. Someone is
persistently interfering with my wavelength.

I'm shifting to another wave

Adolph, close the door

Chelyabinsk's whole network...
dammit!

Again interference... Listen, you there!

Where is it? It seems it's
the northern outskirts of Moscow

A 2-story house.
A dormitory.

You in the dormitory. You are
interfering with my broadcast.

You'll answer for this.

Listen you, from room 4

I'll punish you severely, and especially that
one, who listens to Voice of America on the radio

that one, Raevsky.
--The horror!

We will punish you all

Gorodchaninov, Krinevich, and
especially Rybkin.

Oh, and Raevsky is a splinter
from gentry bloodline

We know it with certainty

His grandfather, Kornei Raevsky, was
a blue-blood member of the gentry

Owned 3 houses in St. Petersburg

Had his own stable, and also was a major
landowner in the Yaroslavsk county

And after all this, you still dare listen
to enemy broadcasts?!

It's foolish to hide in the corners.
Eventually one must answer for everything.

Raevsky, approach the radio receiver
and listen carefully what will be said to you

Well? I'm waiting.

There, that's good now.

Good boy. Smart lad.

So what we have is Raevsky hiding
his aristocratic ancestry

But be that as it may

But you also failed to disclose on the
application some facts about your parents

who happened to be...

Why did you listen?

It's not like we did it on purpose.
We browsed, and it was like magnet.

--What did you hide on the form?
--What I hid...

I almost didn't know my father

Maybe they got divorced.

Mom gave me up to the orphanage.
We starved during the war.

Why didn't she take you
back after the war?

We lost touch

The orphanage moved
to Kazakhstan

Mom probably died

I wrote her letters to
various places.

Now I'll get kicked out of
the college for sure

Why did you get into this Voice of America?
Not enough problems to deal with?

What do they want from me?

I don't know.

I don't know about you,
but I...

Who's with me?

Peter, come on. Come on
get dressed

--Felix, calm down
--Put it on

What's he doing in there?

What are you doing
in here?

I'm sitting here

See, I'm so sick of the dorm life
that now I want my own separate room

--What are we drinking to?
--To love

To love

Sweety, I'm begging you

I told you, today I can't

--But maybe you can...
--You're crazy

I recently let myself
do that, and instantly ended up
in the hospital

Are you unfaithful to me?!

You're like a child

He is practically my husband.
What should I be doing?

Practically...

Which one am I in line?

The main one

Let me at least kiss
you on the breast

Are the earrings intact?

Can I have you then?

You're a grown up,
but so foolish

In 3 days, then...

Good.

"...It's a dark night
Only bullets whistle through the steppe..."

Kiss me and you'll have them

Mediocre!

That's more like it

Next year I'm gonna try out
for the actor's course of study again

--Are you still in touch with that one...
--The supplies manager?

--But what can he do?
--Don't you say that

Maybe I'll change
my mind ...

to marry that one.
Maybe it'll be you and me?

I'll go ahead and have
a kid by you

--Would you like me to turn you
into a grown up?
--I'm not a little girl as it is

Not in that sense.
You already had men?

Well, that depends in what sense

--Are you a maiden or...
--Grandma

No, no, no...

It tickles me

Anyway, my daddy said...

if he finds out that before
marriage I was ...mmmm...

then he has no daughter anymore

Just tell me the truth:
do you love me?

Are the stones real?

If not real, then you tried
in vain

Let's get married

I'm only 17

I'll end up in a madhouse,
having to wait a whole year

That's quite original--
an insane husband

Didn't I tell you, dear,
that you'd slide down from pleasure?

What's this going on here!

Yes, yes...

Coming...

--I'm all ears
--What's going on in there?

It seemed to me that someone
was getting strangled...

--... or did it only seem?
--It only seemed to you

Sweet dreams to you

But you're not letting
me sleep

What are these screams in the
middle of the night?

--Man, it's our family.
--A family...

But you use swearwords

--But can we be conscious of what's
happening to us in that moment?
--What moment?

Mikhail Mikhailovich, do you
know what an "orgasm" is?

Say what?

What's happened here?

One second, wait, we'll
wrap up talking now

--Orgasm...
--Yeah, what's that?

My sweet Mikhail Mikhailovich,
my advice to you is...

Take the Big Medicinal Encyclopedia
and open it to letter "O"...

and in exactly 1 minute you will
know what this thing is

OK, ff-fine

--Let's suppose you have this thing
coming on...what's it called?...
--Orgasm

So, is it still necessary to yell
through the whole dorm?

Eternal frost

Calls himself a graduate student

You, sir?

We used to address
each other informally...

That was in another life

What can I do for you, sir?

I wanted to come see you

Does Adolph's company
no longer suit you?

--You have amazing eyes
--And yours are small and cowardly

Anyway, no I lead a
fairly intense life

Yes, that happens, boy.

Who are you to disappoint
women in that manner?

Who are you?

I am the way I am

Stand still!

Some day, you will write a play.

And in it will be a
hero's monologue

"In my student years I had a
romance with one elderly woman"

"...who was madly
in love with me."

"She was no beauty, but was
kind, well-mannered and smart."

--"She used to visit him at the dorm."
--No! Better he visits her.

"He would visit her 3 times a week."

"And she would tell him of all her
past in detail."

I think you have what to tell.

I liked living with many men
disguised as their wife

No reponsibilities. They court you,
and you can be capricious

then get offended suddenly and run off
into the night. They chase you and beg
you to return

You fight it off but
then you give in.

Back then I had one
Juan Gomez Iglesias De Sigura

I think I ran away from
him at night...

and spent several hours in the bushes

and he never ran out
to go after me

How interesting!

And at times I liked to
let another man get close to me

So as to provoke
jealousy in my man

That time I had one ex-convict,
repeat offender

He was passionate

strong and terribly jealous

and he had balls...

They didn't help at all

You...

So what did you want
to say to me?

Or did you change your mind?

Well, why did you
call me here?

Well, why are you silent?

You probably wanted to
declare your love for me

I've got no time for this

...we swear to defend the Motherland
to the last drop of blood...

--We swear!
--No guys, no good.
It came out too soft.

--Raise your heads. Death to the enemy.
--Death! Death! Death!

Fish Oil

But do you know Christ's wounds?
The wounds from the spear?

From the crown of thorns?
Flesh torn wounds from the nails?

Don't you know in what
suffering Christ was dying...

I am asking you!

--What's all the noise?
--Don't disturb.

--Why, what's up?
--Close the door.

I have inspiration

Maybe I should call
an ambulance?

A walking matchstick!
--Good morning, Filimon Semionovich

Why aren't you in class?

Make way for a
pregnant woman. Hi.

You borrowed my sewing machine
for an hour and still cling to it

I felt tremendous pity when watching
how Christ was killed

I couldn't bear to watch.
I turned away.

But I shouldn't have.
This sort of thing must be viewed.

One must gaze upon it
so as to understand...

for the rest of one's life.
--I had no idea you saw Christ's crucifixion.

Your parents raised you poorly,
Markellova.

One night I'll break into your
room without knocking

I'm a woman nontheless

Precisely..."nontheless"

Fool!

You'll give birth knowing in advance that
the child's father has no intention of living with you

So what?

I long dreamed of
having a kid

--But you're constantly borrowing $
--But not from you, you little shit.

You'll drop off a package at someone's
doorstep. You sure will.

--You over-ripened berry
--Now, for this, little shit...

...and to think he has
compassion for Christ!

Are you a member of the Komsomol committee?

I can't hear you

I'm a member

Last week, on Sunday,
you were seen at the Church

I ended up there by accident.
I stopped in out of curiousity.

And who lit the candle?
Who kissed the icons?

Who prayed and sang along
with the choir? Who, I ask you!

Goooood. Now sing
something for us.

Sing? Sing what?

Well, naturally, some church litany.

Our father, who art in heaven...

...Hallowed be thy name
They kingdom come...

Thy will be done on earth
as it is in Heaven

Give us this day our daily bread
And forgive us our traspasses
As we forgive those who traspass against us

And lead us not into temptation

But deliver us from the evil one

Alright. Good job.

And now, Karambyshev, look right into
the eye-hole of the transmitter

No, no, do not lower your head

At the nearest Komsomol assembly,
you will name all those students, as well
as professors who are religious believers

I don't know them.
I'm alone there. None
from our school.

You're lying.

We know everything.
Perhaps I should name
their last names myself?

In that case, you'll only
have yourself to blame

Tomorrow, our summary report
will land on the college president's desk

I've never been an informant
and never plan on being one

Do with me whatever you wish

Goooooood...Then we will take this....

Yes. I believe in God.

I love Him and pray to Him

--You... do you even know what Christ said?
--What?

Christ said, "I am the truth
and the life."

I am not afraid of you

because God is with me

while God's wrath shall
come upon you people

Volodya...

please forgive me

It's all my fault. Volodya,
forgive me.

Forgive us, Volodya,
we were just kidding

We just wanted to play
a prank on you

But you're a good lad

--Volodya, we were kidding
--This fool...

No, you're a fool after all!

--Honest to God, you're a fool
--But I apologized, Volodya

Anything you want,
only don't drag Him into this

Please, I'm begging you

We stopped right away, right?

Thank you. Thank you
for stopping right away

Volodya, please forgive us

Not at all, I am greatful

Make peace, make peace
make peace

And never fight again

And if you fight again...

Then I will bite you.

Guys, whoever eats 100g of bread
in 100 footsteps, I'll give $10

Wait for the pregnant woman

Don't let our room down

Go!

One, two, three, four, five...

Olya, if you disrupt the rehearsal
one more time, I will take you off the role

This is for the last time

Is having a date every day a must?

What do you know
about him?

You hang out with
God knows who

Maybe he's married.

Yep. Married.

But he's an old man

Then how old is he?

No less than 40

What do you understand in men?

You said it yourself that
he's got a grown-up son

40-50 is the best age, you sillies!

The captain is madly
in love with me

He's been asking me to marry for a
while now. I ask him,
What about your family?

And he says, What's the
family got to do with it?

You're my only one in the
whole wide world

And then he kisses
and kisses and kisses

Kisses my hands and feet

He has his own car.
Now he's planning to teach me
how to drive...

On the weekends, naturally

...I say to him, if I get
pregnant, what then?

--You just out and said it?
--Well, yeah.

Just to test him.

Give me back my earrings

--I brought them over from Germany
--And gifted them to me

Whatever I brought, you
wasted in one moment

These earrings are all that
I have left

for my treatment

So how much do you have left?

You left me when you thought it was
all over, as if I'm doomed.

Not true. I fell in love
with another person.

Fell in love?

You are promiscuous.

Leave

--Leave!
--You love me, I know that.

Yes, at first I was
tormented

but now...

God be with you

I'm being waited on downstairs.
I've go no time to play
cry-baby games with you

Mean woman. How many times did I
tell you of the splinters in my lungs?

But you never heard anything

You're exiting life and dragging
me down with you?

You tried to infect me,
bastard?

When everything I brought from
Germany got spent, you left me.

But I will live some more

I'll live some more

Search, go ahead.

Look for them

You sludge

Ay, yay, yay!
It's not good to peak

Not nice.

And is that nice?!

Did they lose their minds,
or get a flea under their tail?

Oh, that? It's their rehearsal.

They're rehearsing their number

What "number"?!
It's perversion!

No, Filimon Semionovich,
that's art

Why are you so high on life
today, Felix?

--I made up a song. An amazing one.
--Sing it.

Come on. You know I have ideal
absence of hearing

And that's what I like.
Come on, sing.

Distance is no obstacle,
if you love and if you wait

You can't get there, you can't reach there...
--Good job!

--The cooking looks decent there
--Don't start your flattery. I've got
lots of guests, and not enough pancakes

What? You captured yet
another "cat"?

Captured...

Some gentryman you are
Captured!

--Me also, these days...
--What?

Found me something...

Felix! You have a woman?

Why is that surprising?

Yeah, a painter.
Has her own house.

One of those married women who
just look for a chance to grab
someone younger, yeah?

Nothing of the sort.
Young and kind.

Good looking

Her name is Sophia...Abramovna

A Jew?

What's the difference?

No, of course, none indeed...

My mom always told me,
"Verunya...

get yaself married to a Jew...

You'll live your whole life like
rolling in butter

But no! Her Verunya decided to
go her own way.

--Oh, hi Feldman
--Hi Comrade Pluev [Spitter]

Sorry, just a habit

--Anything else?
--What else? Wash the floors

And toss that bottle
out the window

It will get done

"It is simple
It is clear"

"It is obvious to
anyone..."

"...that you do not love me at all,
and will never come to love me"

"...then why should I have that longing
for a stranger?"

"why should I then every evening
say a prayer for you?"

So what was it your
wife died of?

I'll smarten up next to you

But still, what did your first
wife die of?

Well, how do people die?

She just up and died

I come home and she's
hanging instead of the chandelier

--She hanged herself?
--Well, yeah. She was insane.
Didn't want to go on living.

--And you...?
--At first I threw up.

And then I came under
such sorrow

--For a long time?
--Well, why do you persist?
She was a sick person...

Plus it's no fun
to live alone

Allow me rather to
paw you a bit now

None of that for you

You look mighty appetizing

Please leave.

I've never had me a
pregnant one before

You'd better scram
from here!

How's that?

On your two hind legs before I
bust your head open,
now get out of here.

I said get out!

All the women in our depot
are running after me

While you...

...you're also insane
--So get lost to your depot!

Get lost to your sluts!

...arguing is useless...

So?

I guess I'll be going

What do you think?

Glamorous!
You'll get an "A" for sure

--Where did you snap them up?
--I was in Leningrad for the holidays

My father is a lieutenant

He oversees the boarder guard,
you know that

No, I didn't know

Fine, but the fact is that it's
categorically forbidden to shoot
photos there

--But you know that
--I don't! Why do you think I do?

Alright, sorry,
force of habit

Help yourself. Eat,
don't be shy.

I shot 5 rolls of
film there

Wonderful landscapes.
Simply magnificent!

And what if they find out?

End of the line.
I'll get 10 years in the
slammer, easy.

--Then why do you tell everyone?
Me?

Who's everyone?

Boy, you like boasting!

--Felix, I beg you, not a word to anyone
--About your landscapes...

...I already heard from Benny Tus.

Really?

How does he know?

From you, who else?!

Felix, come over tonight,
we'll have supper together

Got no time

--May I?
--Yes, of course

--For the boys
--Umm...

These negatives which
you took in the prohibited zone...

...you will hand over to our man
tonight at exactly 1 o'clock at night

Did you understand?

He'll drive up to the dormitory
in a "Victory" car

and stop at the corner of
Lesnaya street

And don't even think of deceiving us.
We want every negative,
down to the last one

And in addition...

You might have to
follow along with our man

...to sort out the details of how you
managed to find your way to the
boarder and conduct your photography there

Did you understand me?

Someone denounced you

I warned you. Say, didn't
I warn you to shut your hole?

Leva, try to remember...

Maybe you've told someone
else about your negatives?

Who the hell knows?
Idiot. Imbecile.

I'm thinking, don't worry so much.
Maybe it will come out alright.

No, Felix, I'm fine, really.

--It's about my father,
but you know
--I know.

I'm gonna head to the
city now.

--At night?
--Well, yeah.

But what to do?

I have a distant relative there.

She works at the KGB

I'll come clean to her
about it all. She'll bail me out.

Leva, what's with you?

My aunt said she doesn't know me
and that I should get out

--And where did you vanish
for 3 days?
--At the train station

--Has anyone asked about me?
--No. Why?

--Nobody made inquiries?
--No. Why?

But where are you going?

I'm leaving to be with my parents.
Don't tell anyone where I am.

I need to hide out for a while

Alright, that's it, see ya.

Lev...

Express train 37 Moscow-Leningrad
is departing from track 2 at 14:45

Oh Lord!

Lord, what luck!
What luck that I made it!

Lev... do forgive us

We pranked you... you see

Just four idiots: Rybkin, Grinevich...
Simply idiots

We played a joke

--No, I heard it myself
--Lev

--It's a joke. A joke.
--I heard with my own ears.
Nobody jokes that way.

Don't you be a fool!

Don't you understand the times
we are living in?

I'm not running for myself. For my father.
He's a military man. Do you know what
will happen to him for this?

You lost your mind.
Come to your senses!

Lev, forgive me.
It's all my fault.

--Lev, stop.
--Get off me

Huh? What?

Did I oversleep?

Vera is giving birth

Go away, fool

Go away, fool, I said!

Don't look at me, fool

--Vera is giving birth
--Understood

Quickly get dressed and off to the
station for an ambulance. Get it here.

--Kostya, let's go
--Calm, guys, calm

Patience, patience

You're not the first,
and not the last

Mikhail Mikhailovich,
honest to God...

that I should ever share my mattress
with anyone ever again!

--Never!
--That's right

Patience

Forget you people

So, these boys from room 4 you've
told me about...

--...do they still play their games?
--Yep

--I'll be going now
--See you tomorrow

What's the matter,
Nikolai?

Don't be upset,
Nikolai

So many good ones around

Lev Mahnev is somewhere
out there now...

3 days have passed,
and not a word from him

What sort of people
are we!

Actually, we need to
put an end to this

Urgent announcement!

The most important annoucement
of the post-war period!

Everyone to our room!
Hurry, guys, come on

Wake up! Get up!

--Come over to room 4
--Why are you yelling?

What am I, deaf?

Get up, guys, get up!

It's the final hour!

Guys, sit up closer, closer

Come in, have a seat

Attention.
Moscow is broadcasting!

Moscow is broadcasting!

All radio stations of the
Soviet Union are on the line

We report the decree of the Council of
Ministers of the USSR

and the Central Committee of
the Communist Party

about the reduction of market
and government prices on
food and industrial goods

the Party of Lenin and Stalin display
incessant care about the well-being
of the toiling masses

unlike Imperialism...

Socialism is unthinkable without
everyday care by the government
about the people's well-being

The new reduction in prices
is a testament to that.

The Council of Ministers
of the USSR...

and the Central Committee of the
All-Union Communist Party of Bolshvicks
hereby decree:

As of April 1, year 1951...

to reduce prices for food and
industrial goods by five times

and reduce prices for alcoholic
products by seven times

As of January 1, 1951...

the folllowing will be canceled:

the internal passport system,

and with it the obsolete
requirement of registration

Henceforth, all citizens
of the Soviet Union...

may leave unhindered to another country
and return at a time convenient for them

Secondly...

All forms of censorship are repealed.
We declare freedom of speech.

Freedom of the press
and of religious practice

The Central Committee of the
Communist Party...

and the Council of Ministers
of the USSR

express their confidence that
the entire Soviet.........

Glory to the great Stalin!

Come over here

Cover him

Patience, Felix

They'll cure you quick
at the hospital

It's good like that

Godspeed

Shall we go?

Hold on!

Raevsky, I had
a feeling

--Where are you taking him?
--To the hospital

Angina

I'm taking him to my place

I'll sooner rot to death under a fence
than eat a piece of your bread

How else was I supposed to
react to your bricks?

--It wasn't me
--I got it. That's why
I am here

Could Raevsky, with his gentry
background, commit such an act?

I didn't speak to them for
a whole week after that

So what now?

Take him to my place.
I will put the boy on his feet
in two minutes

And one man, we hardly even got to
know each other, declared right away
that I am damn cute

But from his look I could see
that he says that to every woman

A well-known technique

I am a person
of circumstances

If your Adolph hadn't attacked me,
life would have passed us by

But you must know,
whoever gets caught in my paws

that's it! No way out.

I got lucky with you

"The time has passed..."

"for looming hopes"

"and into the mire of damp swamps,
so vast and ever cursed,..."

"blood quietly does seep,
the blood of evenings crucified."

Get up. Get up, boys.

The time has come.
It has come.

For people always await
some novelty

They dream of some
type of joy

Joy is always a good thing

And now I will give you some of this joy

It's such a wonderful game
after all. I wonder, who made it up?

Rybkin?
--Knife on the table

Get dressed. Get dressed
and make it quick

You have too little time left.

A piece of soap
and a toothbrush.

Razor blades, paper, pens
and pencils are not........

--With me!
--Yes, sir!

So now, Rybkin...

Or did you come up with
the game?

Get her away!

Stand still, it's an order!

Just take her away!

Into the car!

Get in! Get in!

Guys, pick up Vera
from the maternity ward. Please!

Are you Raevsky?

What manners, instantly
talking to me with
familiar "tu"

Get dressed

Where to?

I kindly ask you, sir,
to please get dressed

Only speed it up

The thing is that he is
still sick

and still has a high temperature

--and he shouldn't be outside
until after tomorrow...
--Hurry up please

And what are you waiting for?
Get dressed!

--Me?
--Yes, yes, precisely you. Or do you
want to go wearing just that gown?