Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:08,488 --> 00:00:11,368
♪♪
2
00:00:11,407 --> 00:00:13,447
♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪
3
00:00:13,493 --> 00:00:15,873
♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪
4
00:00:15,911 --> 00:00:19,171
♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪
5
00:00:19,207 --> 00:00:20,417
♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪
6
00:00:20,458 --> 00:00:23,338
♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪
7
00:00:23,378 --> 00:00:25,418
♪ (Go! Go! Gadget! Go!) ♪
8
00:00:25,463 --> 00:00:27,843
♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪
9
00:00:27,882 --> 00:00:31,182
♪ (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) ♪
10
00:00:32,928 --> 00:00:35,348
♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪
11
00:00:35,390 --> 00:00:37,390
♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪
12
00:00:41,270 --> 00:00:43,980
♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪
13
00:00:44,023 --> 00:00:46,783
♪ (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) ♪
14
00:00:50,363 --> 00:00:51,783
♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪
15
00:00:51,823 --> 00:00:53,583
♪ Ahhhhh! ♪
16
00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,330
I hate sun, surf and sand.
17
00:01:03,376 --> 00:01:06,046
So, I'm triggering a volcanic
eruption to spew ash,
18
00:01:06,087 --> 00:01:08,917
block out the sun's rays and
render Hawaii
19
00:01:08,964 --> 00:01:10,564
a wasteland!
20
00:01:11,509 --> 00:01:13,259
Ever notice how you always reveal
21
00:01:13,302 --> 00:01:14,902
your entire plan before you do it?
22
00:01:14,929 --> 00:01:16,179
Of course!
23
00:01:16,222 --> 00:01:18,682
That's what makes it sound so
deliciously evil.
24
00:01:18,892 --> 00:01:21,442
Now imagine this is Hawaii.
25
00:01:24,647 --> 00:01:26,247
Huh...
26
00:01:27,358 --> 00:01:28,958
[GLOP!]
27
00:01:30,445 --> 00:01:32,485
Mints and cola? What are we,
28
00:01:32,530 --> 00:01:34,450
in 7th grade science class?
29
00:01:34,824 --> 00:01:36,504
That mouth just bought you a
one-way ticket
30
00:01:36,528 --> 00:01:38,128
to VolcanoVille.
31
00:01:39,412 --> 00:01:41,042
Fine then, aren't you worried
about
32
00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:42,710
sending your favourite
nephew...
33
00:01:42,749 --> 00:01:44,419
Only nephew...
34
00:01:44,459 --> 00:01:47,459
Only favourite nephew into a
lava pit?
35
00:01:47,503 --> 00:01:52,433
Short answer? No!
Long answer - Volcan-NO!
36
00:01:52,467 --> 00:01:54,387
[CLAW & MADCAT LAUGH]
37
00:01:57,388 --> 00:02:01,268
All clear. Operation Quintuple
Cheese Pizza is a go.
38
00:02:02,435 --> 00:02:03,435
Huh?
39
00:02:03,436 --> 00:02:06,936
By my calculations you are 96%
under
40
00:02:06,981 --> 00:02:08,321
your lunchly vitamin C quota.
41
00:02:08,357 --> 00:02:09,397
UNH!
42
00:02:09,442 --> 00:02:10,822
[LAUGHS]
43
00:02:10,860 --> 00:02:14,530
But I'm right on target
for ooey gooey cheesy calcium!
44
00:02:14,572 --> 00:02:16,372
Can't forget carrots to help
you see those
45
00:02:16,407 --> 00:02:17,947
MAD agents in the dark.
46
00:02:17,992 --> 00:02:19,952
I have an infra-red app for
that.
47
00:02:20,787 --> 00:02:22,537
[AH!] Chief!
48
00:02:24,874 --> 00:02:27,174
Intelligence shows that MAD is
making plans
49
00:02:27,209 --> 00:02:29,209
on or around the Hawaiian
islands.
50
00:02:29,253 --> 00:02:32,263
Your mission is to uncover
their evil plans,
51
00:02:32,298 --> 00:02:33,508
and stop them.
52
00:02:33,549 --> 00:02:35,179
This message will
self-destruct.
53
00:02:35,217 --> 00:02:36,847
MAD must be after the ancient
secrets of
54
00:02:36,886 --> 00:02:38,296
the Volcano Dwellers!
55
00:02:38,346 --> 00:02:40,306
How many times must we go over
this?
56
00:02:40,348 --> 00:02:41,848
They do not exist!
57
00:02:41,891 --> 00:02:45,311
I recall residing firmly on
the "do exist" side.
58
00:02:45,353 --> 00:02:46,863
Mission accepted!
59
00:02:46,896 --> 00:02:47,976
No!
60
00:02:48,021 --> 00:02:50,021
[BOOM!]
61
00:02:50,065 --> 00:02:51,665
[GROANS]
62
00:02:56,071 --> 00:02:58,621
Kicking MAD butt in Hawaii? So
jeal-y.
63
00:02:58,658 --> 00:02:59,778
You'll totes see Talon.
64
00:02:59,826 --> 00:03:01,426
OMG, prob in his swimsuit!!
65
00:03:01,452 --> 00:03:03,582
What colour do you
think it is? For sure pink.
66
00:03:03,621 --> 00:03:04,961
[GIGGLES]
67
00:03:04,998 --> 00:03:06,958
Penny - your face is much too
close to the screen.
68
00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,210
[FRUSTRATED GRUNT]
69
00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:10,290
[SIGH] Who knows what I'll be
allowed to do -
70
00:03:10,336 --> 00:03:11,576
lately Uncle Gadget's been on me
71
00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,384
like extra cheese on pizza.
72
00:03:13,422 --> 00:03:14,632
Aloha, Kayla!
73
00:03:14,674 --> 00:03:17,094
Which means 'hello' and
'goodbye' in Hawaii.
74
00:03:17,802 --> 00:03:20,182
We're about to land so put on
your helmet and say
75
00:03:20,221 --> 00:03:21,261
'Aloha' to Kayla.
76
00:03:21,305 --> 00:03:24,135
♪ [HULA MUSIC] ♪
77
00:03:28,479 --> 00:03:31,019
It says Mount Kilauea hasn't
exploded for years.
78
00:03:31,065 --> 00:03:33,525
So what does MAD want with a
dormant volcano?
79
00:03:33,568 --> 00:03:35,318
The possibilities are endless!
80
00:03:35,361 --> 00:03:38,701
A new evil lair, world's biggest
hot tub, an Easter basket,
81
00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,280
a pencil holder for giants,
82
00:03:40,324 --> 00:03:42,414
a super-sized vase for
poisonous plants,
83
00:03:42,451 --> 00:03:44,291
Brain - I'll scope
out the exterior,
84
00:03:44,328 --> 00:03:46,918
if you do the interior.
85
00:03:46,956 --> 00:03:48,666
Remember to wear protective
gear -
86
00:03:48,708 --> 00:03:50,628
who knows what MAD's got
cooking.
87
00:03:50,668 --> 00:03:54,128
Cooking? I never even
considered that.
88
00:03:54,171 --> 00:03:57,971
MAD must be using the volcano
as a huge pot for evil stews!
89
00:03:58,009 --> 00:03:59,609
[SIGHS]
90
00:03:59,928 --> 00:04:01,678
[ELECTRONIC SFX]
91
00:04:02,388 --> 00:04:03,768
[EVIL CHUCKLE]
92
00:04:03,806 --> 00:04:05,926
My pineapple-grenade
plan is already way better
93
00:04:05,975 --> 00:04:08,725
than Uncle Claw's
lame cola-mint plan.
94
00:04:11,898 --> 00:04:13,938
Talon, why is the sky still
blue?
95
00:04:13,983 --> 00:04:16,283
Well, according to the
Rayleigh scattering theory,
96
00:04:16,318 --> 00:04:17,528
we see blue...
97
00:04:17,570 --> 00:04:18,990
Why isn't it full of ash yet?
98
00:04:19,030 --> 00:04:22,450
Oh, I see, well, handling
explosives safely takes time.
99
00:04:22,491 --> 00:04:24,581
Moving fast can be dangerous.
100
00:04:24,619 --> 00:04:26,289
So, SPEED IT UP!
101
00:04:29,498 --> 00:04:31,098
[BARK]!
102
00:04:35,504 --> 00:04:37,104
[SCREAMS!]
103
00:04:38,549 --> 00:04:41,049
Aha! I knew you
people existed.
104
00:04:44,055 --> 00:04:45,655
Fire in the hole!
105
00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,179
Chief said,
106
00:04:49,226 --> 00:04:51,266
"Gadget, there's no such
thing as Volcano Dwellers."
107
00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:53,356
But I knew it, and here you are!
108
00:04:53,397 --> 00:04:55,937
Ooh, hot potato!
109
00:04:55,984 --> 00:04:57,324
♪ HOT POTATO,
ME TO YOU ♪
110
00:04:57,359 --> 00:04:59,029
What happens when
the music stops?
111
00:04:59,403 --> 00:05:00,573
[BRAIN GROWLS & WHIMPERS]
112
00:05:00,863 --> 00:05:02,463
Hot potato and charades?!
113
00:05:03,407 --> 00:05:05,007
[GRUMBLE]
114
00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:07,157
According to the Codex,
115
00:05:07,202 --> 00:05:09,542
there are high levels of
explosives right around...
116
00:05:09,580 --> 00:05:11,180
[GASP]
117
00:05:11,248 --> 00:05:12,848
A-ha!
118
00:05:13,292 --> 00:05:15,632
Pineapples! Get your
red hot pineapples.
119
00:05:15,670 --> 00:05:17,170
Five for a dollar!
120
00:05:17,212 --> 00:05:18,462
Seriously, Talon?
121
00:05:18,506 --> 00:05:20,376
Disguising yourself as a
pineapple salesman,
122
00:05:20,424 --> 00:05:22,724
just so you can put
bombs in a pineapple?
123
00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,800
Meh, seemed like a
good idea at the time.
124
00:05:27,015 --> 00:05:29,845
FYI Penny, pineapples are an
excellent source of potassium.
125
00:05:30,476 --> 00:05:31,936
Wow, you sound like my Uncle.
126
00:05:31,978 --> 00:05:33,438
Oh, trouble at Gadget manor?
127
00:05:33,479 --> 00:05:36,069
No! It's just he's getting all
up in my business,
128
00:05:36,107 --> 00:05:39,277
advising me on my nutrition,
photo-bombing my face calls.
129
00:05:39,318 --> 00:05:41,118
It's hard to do anything
without him hovering,
130
00:05:41,142 --> 00:05:42,069
you know?
131
00:05:42,113 --> 00:05:43,163
Tell me about it!
132
00:05:43,196 --> 00:05:45,026
Earlier, Uncle Claw was all
133
00:05:45,074 --> 00:05:47,544
(Claw voice) 'Talon, don't
forget your sunscreen'.
134
00:05:47,576 --> 00:05:49,946
And I'm like 'Whoa, someone
cares a lot about
135
00:05:49,996 --> 00:05:51,156
my general well-being'.
136
00:05:51,246 --> 00:05:52,366
And then he was all...
137
00:05:52,414 --> 00:05:53,964
[BRAIN WHIMPERS
FRANTICALLY]
138
00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,640
How wonderful that
an ancient civilization
139
00:05:55,664 --> 00:05:57,046
likes party games.
140
00:05:57,086 --> 00:05:59,006
Okay, first word... Rain?
141
00:05:59,505 --> 00:06:01,105
No-thank-you to pineapple?
142
00:06:01,174 --> 00:06:03,264
[WHIMPERING CONTINUES]
143
00:06:05,344 --> 00:06:07,764
Ooh! Forbidden sky-fruit must
be destroyed!
144
00:06:08,014 --> 00:06:09,614
[ARRRF!]
145
00:06:10,558 --> 00:06:12,718
Consider this outside food
that will surely contaminate
146
00:06:12,742 --> 00:06:14,342
your culture, gone!
147
00:06:14,478 --> 00:06:16,558
Go Go Gadget Pineapple Remover!
148
00:06:18,816 --> 00:06:21,276
'Bring a sweater, it might get
cold' and I was like -
149
00:06:21,318 --> 00:06:22,608
'Stop worrying, already!'
150
00:06:22,653 --> 00:06:25,993
Exactly! I guess all Uncles
are over-protective.
151
00:06:26,532 --> 00:06:29,742
Wait a minute, what's stopping
me from arresting you?
152
00:06:29,785 --> 00:06:30,825
Hmm...
153
00:06:30,870 --> 00:06:31,870
THAT!!!!!!!
154
00:06:32,371 --> 00:06:33,971
[COWERS]
155
00:06:34,247 --> 00:06:35,287
[BOTH PANIC]
156
00:06:35,332 --> 00:06:36,332
[KABOOM]
157
00:06:36,751 --> 00:06:38,351
[BRAIN GROWLS]
158
00:06:38,377 --> 00:06:40,087
Thank you for sharing
your people's
159
00:06:40,129 --> 00:06:41,919
interesting
picto-history with me.
160
00:06:43,549 --> 00:06:44,799
Aha!
161
00:06:44,842 --> 00:06:47,012
So your people escaped the
pineapple overlords
162
00:06:47,053 --> 00:06:50,063
on the wings of a giant bird
but forgot you.
163
00:06:50,472 --> 00:06:52,072
[BRAIN SIGHS]
164
00:06:53,684 --> 00:06:55,284
[GULP]
165
00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:57,900
Time for plan:
166
00:06:57,939 --> 00:07:00,779
'make a noise loud enough to
cause a seismic crack'.
167
00:07:01,984 --> 00:07:03,584
[AHEM]
168
00:07:05,988 --> 00:07:08,408
[MONSTER COLA BURP]
169
00:07:08,449 --> 00:07:09,949
What. Was that.
170
00:07:09,992 --> 00:07:11,872
[MONSTER COLA BURP]
171
00:07:11,911 --> 00:07:13,511
Penny, is that your stomach?
172
00:07:13,537 --> 00:07:15,827
I can hear it growling all the
way inside the volcano.
173
00:07:15,873 --> 00:07:17,473
[FINISHES HIS BURP]
174
00:07:18,918 --> 00:07:20,168
Can I call you back?
175
00:07:20,211 --> 00:07:22,341
I'm just in the middle of
something. Literally.
176
00:07:24,090 --> 00:07:25,690
[MONSTER COLA BURP]
177
00:07:29,595 --> 00:07:33,765
[MONSTER COLA BURP]
178
00:07:35,810 --> 00:07:41,610
What's the matter, Talon?
Feeling power-less?
179
00:07:41,649 --> 00:07:43,249
Whoa! [OOF]
180
00:07:43,609 --> 00:07:45,029
[EVIL LAUGH]
181
00:07:45,069 --> 00:07:46,899
You may have put a stop to my
Burpquake,
182
00:07:46,946 --> 00:07:49,486
but you haven't heard the last
of me.
183
00:07:53,744 --> 00:07:57,414
Time for Plan C. "C" as in
"Claw"!
184
00:07:59,292 --> 00:08:01,502
Looks like there's no end to
these crazy plans.
185
00:08:02,461 --> 00:08:04,591
Ready or not, Talon, here I
come.
186
00:08:06,715 --> 00:08:09,255
Jump in! Let me be the
mythical bird who reunites you
187
00:08:09,302 --> 00:08:11,012
with your displaced people.
188
00:08:11,345 --> 00:08:15,015
We will search high and low,
but mostly high.
189
00:08:15,057 --> 00:08:16,657
Go Go Gadget Helicopter!
190
00:08:17,643 --> 00:08:19,243
[OOF!]
191
00:08:19,895 --> 00:08:21,495
[WHIMPERS]
192
00:08:24,859 --> 00:08:26,939
Yes! Bonus Gadget.
193
00:08:26,986 --> 00:08:29,316
If I eliminate him and explode
the volcano,
194
00:08:29,363 --> 00:08:31,743
Uncle Claw will love me forever!
195
00:08:35,661 --> 00:08:37,541
No, not that way.
196
00:08:37,579 --> 00:08:39,999
We must take to the sky
to find your people.
197
00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:41,748
Talon!
198
00:08:41,792 --> 00:08:45,462
Alert me when you've made
Hawaii the Un-Sunshine State.
199
00:08:45,504 --> 00:08:47,014
Okay, but, I'm warning you,
200
00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:49,378
it's going to get
pretty dangerous.
201
00:08:49,424 --> 00:08:51,724
This could be the
last time we ever...
202
00:08:53,179 --> 00:08:54,599
Wow.
203
00:08:54,638 --> 00:08:56,678
I guess having an uncle who
cares too much about you
204
00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:58,675
is better than one that
doesn't care at all.
205
00:08:58,726 --> 00:09:00,346
Ha ha, bombs away!
206
00:09:00,811 --> 00:09:02,441
WAIT! Why are you doing this?
207
00:09:02,479 --> 00:09:05,519
Gah! Penny - isn't it obvious?
208
00:09:05,566 --> 00:09:07,326
I'm blocking out the sun's
rays so Uncle Claw
209
00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:10,070
can enjoy his dream wasteland
vacation.
210
00:09:10,112 --> 00:09:11,782
Wow. All this danger for an
Uncle
211
00:09:11,822 --> 00:09:14,202
who doesn't seem to be all
that concerned about you?
212
00:09:14,242 --> 00:09:15,492
Is too!
213
00:09:15,534 --> 00:09:16,534
Is not.
214
00:09:16,535 --> 00:09:17,905
You're just jealous.
215
00:09:17,953 --> 00:09:20,123
Pft. Whatevez. I heard your
convo.
216
00:09:20,164 --> 00:09:22,294
Sometimes Uncle Gadget cares
too much
217
00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:24,383
but he would never put me in
jeopardy.
218
00:09:24,418 --> 00:09:27,378
And now it's my turn to be the
overprotective one!
219
00:09:27,421 --> 00:09:29,021
BYEEEEEEEE
220
00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,690
PENNY!!!!!!
221
00:09:31,508 --> 00:09:34,008
Pffft. I totes knew she was
packing a parachute.
222
00:09:36,513 --> 00:09:38,313
Delta-Cola, we have contact.
223
00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,430
[RUMBLE-BUBBLE]
224
00:09:41,352 --> 00:09:42,602
[BOOM!]
225
00:09:42,644 --> 00:09:43,654
Wowzers!
226
00:09:43,896 --> 00:09:44,896
Ahhh!
227
00:09:45,439 --> 00:09:47,039
Wooahhhh!
228
00:09:48,692 --> 00:09:51,742
Hmm, this minty cloud has been
most helpful,
229
00:09:51,779 --> 00:09:54,869
but I think we're gonna need
something stronger.
230
00:09:54,907 --> 00:09:56,507
Go Go Gadget Jet Pack!
231
00:09:58,369 --> 00:09:59,749
Okay, now if I time this right,
232
00:09:59,787 --> 00:10:01,577
I should be able to
grab Uncle Gadget.
233
00:10:01,622 --> 00:10:03,042
Oof!
234
00:10:03,082 --> 00:10:05,422
Okay, I was going to rescue you,
235
00:10:05,459 --> 00:10:06,459
but this works too!
236
00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:07,750
Penny!
237
00:10:07,795 --> 00:10:10,255
You dropped in just in time to
get a bird's eye view
238
00:10:10,298 --> 00:10:11,968
of the Volcano Dwellers'
new home...
239
00:10:12,007 --> 00:10:13,047
[THWACK]
240
00:10:13,092 --> 00:10:14,692
[SCREAMS]
241
00:10:15,386 --> 00:10:16,986
That giant bird is mean!
242
00:10:17,554 --> 00:10:19,314
The room is so spinny.
243
00:10:19,348 --> 00:10:22,178
Penny - you must be freezing,
take my coat.
244
00:10:22,226 --> 00:10:25,476
Go Go Gadget Inflatable Trench!
245
00:10:26,647 --> 00:10:28,247
[BOING! BOING!]
246
00:10:33,446 --> 00:10:35,446
Ha-ha! Mission accomplished!
247
00:10:35,489 --> 00:10:38,119
And there's nothing you or
your super caring uncle
248
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,449
can do about it!
249
00:10:39,493 --> 00:10:42,373
What mission? To cover
everything in mint cola goo?
250
00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:43,913
Congratulations!
251
00:10:43,956 --> 00:10:45,366
Awww, man!
252
00:10:45,416 --> 00:10:47,496
So Uncle Claw's plan didn't
cause a volcanic eruption
253
00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,536
that spewed sun-ruining
ash everywhere?
254
00:10:49,962 --> 00:10:51,762
I knew it was lame
from the get-go!
255
00:10:53,924 --> 00:10:55,344
Good job, everyone!
256
00:10:55,384 --> 00:10:58,304
Chief! You will not
believe who I met -
257
00:10:58,346 --> 00:11:00,596
a real life Volcano Dweller.
258
00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:03,430
He must have hitched a ride
with that giant metal bird.
259
00:11:04,352 --> 00:11:05,952
Hmm...
260
00:11:06,228 --> 00:11:07,828
[SCREAM]
261
00:11:09,982 --> 00:11:11,942
Downside, it's still sunny.
262
00:11:11,984 --> 00:11:14,364
But upside, I'm okay!
263
00:11:14,403 --> 00:11:16,163
That's wonderful news.
264
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,527
Hurry home so I can
give you a big hug.
265
00:11:19,158 --> 00:11:21,328
I know he's being totally
sarcastic,
266
00:11:21,369 --> 00:11:22,409
but I'll take it.
267
00:11:22,453 --> 00:11:24,053
[SCREAMING]
268
00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:29,917
[SINGING]
♪ Mad! Mad! We're all MAD! ♪
269
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,170
♪ Why be good when
it's good to be bad? ♪
270
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,093
♪ Aren't you glad that
you've gone MAD? ♪
271
00:11:34,131 --> 00:11:36,091
♪ Even the Sultan
of Old Bagdhad ♪
272
00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:37,973
♪ Couldn't be gladder
cause he's Mad ♪
273
00:11:38,010 --> 00:11:40,850
♪ Mad mad mad
mad maaaaaaaaad! ♪
274
00:11:41,514 --> 00:11:42,524
Yes...
275
00:11:42,555 --> 00:11:44,475
Who wrote this horrible
awfulness?
276
00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:47,307
It's a Dr. Claw production.
277
00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,270
Oh... so good...
278
00:11:49,313 --> 00:11:53,403
I love the way you rhymed mad
with mad like 8 times.
279
00:11:53,442 --> 00:11:56,322
It's beautiful... ly bad!
280
00:11:56,904 --> 00:11:58,534
Broadway will be destroyed!
281
00:11:58,571 --> 00:12:00,621
We've closed almost every show
on Broadway.
282
00:12:00,657 --> 00:12:04,577
This last one will be... its
last!
283
00:12:04,619 --> 00:12:05,999
Why do you hate Broadway so
much?
284
00:12:06,038 --> 00:12:07,918
Why do I hate Broadway?
285
00:12:07,956 --> 00:12:10,536
The incessant singing. The
over acting.
286
00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:13,553
The wonderfully exquisite set
design...
287
00:12:13,586 --> 00:12:15,206
Huh...
288
00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:17,006
I'm the boss I
don't need a reason.
289
00:12:17,049 --> 00:12:19,299
You are to make sure this
musical ruins musicals forever.
290
00:12:19,343 --> 00:12:20,473
OK cool.
291
00:12:20,511 --> 00:12:21,891
For the last show,
292
00:12:21,929 --> 00:12:23,929
I've been working on this
character, MADtinee.
293
00:12:23,972 --> 00:12:25,722
He's a disgraced former star.
294
00:12:25,766 --> 00:12:27,636
Trying to claw back some
respect...
295
00:12:27,684 --> 00:12:29,404
Yes. Great. Don't care.
296
00:12:29,895 --> 00:12:31,495
[SLAP]
297
00:12:31,564 --> 00:12:33,904
Man! Wow! That really stings!
298
00:12:33,941 --> 00:12:36,241
Can't we do something about
this thing?
299
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,877
[COUGH]
300
00:12:40,655 --> 00:12:42,095
DIRECTOR:
Welcome to the audition for
301
00:12:42,119 --> 00:12:43,414
"MICE: The Musical."
302
00:12:43,451 --> 00:12:45,371
So, do you dance?
303
00:12:45,411 --> 00:12:47,371
DO I LOOK LIKE I DANCE!
304
00:12:47,871 --> 00:12:50,671
OK then, sing something for me.
305
00:12:50,707 --> 00:12:53,167
I... uhh....
306
00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:54,250
♪ I'm a... ♪
307
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,895
NEXT!
308
00:12:57,423 --> 00:13:00,133
Broadway will pay for my
dishonor.
309
00:13:02,553 --> 00:13:05,643
Step and kick and step and
kick and
310
00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:08,560
box step box step box step...
311
00:13:08,601 --> 00:13:10,271
No need to rub it in, Brain...
312
00:13:10,894 --> 00:13:12,494
Alright, ready?
313
00:13:14,815 --> 00:13:18,065
[OOPH!]
Ooh, so close... again.
314
00:13:19,194 --> 00:13:20,794
You okay?
315
00:13:21,489 --> 00:13:22,449
Penny! Why are you clomping
around like that?
316
00:13:22,490 --> 00:13:24,090
What is it? Termites?
317
00:13:24,283 --> 00:13:26,413
Those little pests will eat
the whole HQ.
318
00:13:26,452 --> 00:13:28,052
Go Go Gadget Fumigator!
319
00:13:28,370 --> 00:13:31,170
Uncle Gadget No! [COUGH]
320
00:13:31,206 --> 00:13:33,206
[COUGHS]
321
00:13:35,085 --> 00:13:37,045
Whew! That was close.
322
00:13:37,087 --> 00:13:38,877
Property values
can really plummet
323
00:13:38,922 --> 00:13:40,522
if people hear
you've got termites!
324
00:13:41,049 --> 00:13:43,429
Gadget! Broadway is in danger!
325
00:13:43,469 --> 00:13:45,429
Of producing too many hummable
songs?
326
00:13:46,138 --> 00:13:47,738
[HUMS]
327
00:13:48,015 --> 00:13:49,805
We have reason to
believe MAD is behind
328
00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:52,730
the closing of musicals all
over Broadway.
329
00:13:52,769 --> 00:13:56,319
You and Penny are to go
undercover and stop MAD.
330
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:57,957
This message will
self-destruct.
331
00:13:58,609 --> 00:14:01,319
The spotlight is the perfect
place to go undercover!
332
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:02,572
This is so exciting.
333
00:14:02,613 --> 00:14:05,413
I'm going to audition for a
broadway show.
334
00:14:05,449 --> 00:14:08,079
At last a chance to
show my talents.
335
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:11,220
[SIGHS]
336
00:14:12,206 --> 00:14:15,666
Not bad but let me show you
some of my dance moves!
337
00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:17,129
[GRUNTING]
338
00:14:17,169 --> 00:14:18,169
Ta-dah!
339
00:14:18,504 --> 00:14:19,554
[CHIEF WHIMPERS]
340
00:14:19,588 --> 00:14:20,668
[BOOM!]
341
00:14:20,714 --> 00:14:21,924
[WHOA!]
342
00:14:21,965 --> 00:14:23,565
[OOF!]
343
00:14:23,925 --> 00:14:25,525
Oh, nice pirouette, Chief!
344
00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:30,718
♪ [TAP DANCING] ♪
345
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,813
That was beautiful...
346
00:14:33,852 --> 00:14:35,732
Too BEAUTIFUL! NEXT!
347
00:14:39,483 --> 00:14:41,083
I'm so nervous, Uncle Gadget.
348
00:14:41,151 --> 00:14:42,941
Imagine everyone's
in their underwear.
349
00:14:43,529 --> 00:14:45,239
I do that even
when I'm not nervous.
350
00:14:45,989 --> 00:14:47,699
[CLEARS THROAT] I'm Penny.
351
00:14:48,158 --> 00:14:49,618
[CHUCKLE]
352
00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:52,290
I don't need you to tell me
who you are, Toots! SHOW ME!
353
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:56,464
[OFF-KEY SINGING] ♪ I'm just a
lonely little bumble bee. ♪
354
00:14:57,251 --> 00:15:00,551
♪ Buzz buzz buzz!
Tee hee hee! ♪
355
00:15:00,588 --> 00:15:03,218
NO NO NO!!! BAD! BAD! BAD!!!
356
00:15:04,216 --> 00:15:06,506
How can I dance with
you yelling at me?
357
00:15:06,552 --> 00:15:07,932
Who are you anyway?
358
00:15:07,969 --> 00:15:11,219
My name is MADtinee.
Disgraced former...
359
00:15:11,265 --> 00:15:12,515
it doesn't matter.
360
00:15:12,558 --> 00:15:15,388
I'm the director - slash -
choreographer -
361
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:18,266
slash - lyricist - slash -
lunch orderer!
362
00:15:18,647 --> 00:15:20,147
Okay???
363
00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:21,320
Nope sorry!
364
00:15:21,358 --> 00:15:22,638
You are not lead
material, honey.
365
00:15:22,662 --> 00:15:23,613
To the CHORUS with you!
366
00:15:23,652 --> 00:15:25,452
But...
NEXT!
367
00:15:25,487 --> 00:15:27,087
Fine.
368
00:15:29,032 --> 00:15:30,632
Go Go Gadget Tap Shoes!
369
00:15:31,159 --> 00:15:32,949
WHOA! WHOA! Oops!
370
00:15:32,994 --> 00:15:34,594
Sorry! Whoa!
371
00:15:36,039 --> 00:15:37,639
Wowsers!
Ta-da!
372
00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:40,842
[WHISPER]
Just terrible! Perfect!
373
00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:42,920
THAT'S MY STAR!
374
00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:44,563
GET TO WARDROBE!
375
00:15:46,174 --> 00:15:48,894
Brain, there's something fishy
about that director.
376
00:15:48,927 --> 00:15:50,327
You'd better stick with Uncle
Gadget
377
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,625
and keep him out of trouble.
378
00:15:51,668 --> 00:15:53,888
I've got a chorus girl costume
fitting.
379
00:15:53,932 --> 00:15:55,532
[BARKS]
380
00:15:59,772 --> 00:16:01,902
Chorus is better than nothing,
I suppose.
381
00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:05,690
There are no small parts, only
small actors.
382
00:16:06,445 --> 00:16:08,045
[grumbling]
383
00:16:12,909 --> 00:16:14,509
Uncle Claw. Gadget is here.
384
00:16:14,536 --> 00:16:15,946
Perfect.
385
00:16:15,996 --> 00:16:19,036
Now we can ruin Broadway and
make sure Gadget's performance
386
00:16:19,082 --> 00:16:21,542
brings the house down.
ON HIS HEAD!
387
00:16:21,585 --> 00:16:23,375
[EVIL LAUGH]
388
00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:24,590
I've got just the thing.
389
00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:26,380
This Spotlight Laser will make
sure Gadget
390
00:16:26,423 --> 00:16:28,683
gets the send-off he deserves!
391
00:16:28,717 --> 00:16:31,217
Fine, but why didn't
you laugh at my joke?
392
00:16:31,261 --> 00:16:32,551
What joke?
393
00:16:32,596 --> 00:16:36,216
I said, "Bring the house
down... on his head..."
394
00:16:36,266 --> 00:16:37,346
Oh yeah.
395
00:16:37,392 --> 00:16:40,192
[FAKE LAUGH] Good one...
396
00:16:40,228 --> 00:16:42,398
♪ Bark like a monkey.
Shout like a dog. ♪
397
00:16:42,439 --> 00:16:44,609
♪ Squirm like an iguana
sitting on a log. ♪
398
00:16:44,899 --> 00:16:47,899
♪ Do the dance that's
forever MAAAAAD!!!! ♪
399
00:16:48,362 --> 00:16:49,962
Ta da!
400
00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:54,156
Horrible. Awful. Terrible.
PERFECT!
401
00:16:54,201 --> 00:16:56,161
You... are a star!
402
00:16:56,203 --> 00:16:58,213
You just have to hit your mark
exactly.
403
00:16:58,246 --> 00:16:59,286
That's all.
404
00:16:59,331 --> 00:17:00,621
[HMM...]
405
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:02,666
When you hit the high note at
the end of the show,
406
00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:03,880
you'll go down...
407
00:17:03,918 --> 00:17:05,588
In theatre history!
408
00:17:06,129 --> 00:17:09,719
Now rest, we need the area for
chorus rehearsal.
409
00:17:09,758 --> 00:17:13,508
Absolutely, I need all my
strength to take MAD down...
410
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,894
by dazzling them with my
performance!
411
00:17:16,473 --> 00:17:18,433
Clear for chorus rehearsal!
412
00:17:21,812 --> 00:17:24,482
Um... not that I'm
complaining,
413
00:17:24,523 --> 00:17:26,403
but why am I the only turkey?
414
00:17:26,441 --> 00:17:30,241
Zip it, Turkey! Now, Five six
seven eight...
415
00:17:30,278 --> 00:17:32,318
♪ [CABARET MUSIC] ♪
416
00:17:32,364 --> 00:17:35,454
Turkey. You move like an
injured wildebeest!
417
00:17:35,492 --> 00:17:36,952
I'm trying!
418
00:17:36,993 --> 00:17:38,593
Whoa!
419
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,290
Sweetheart. You're just not
cut out for Broadway.
420
00:17:41,331 --> 00:17:43,581
Maybe stage hand is more your
style!
421
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:45,225
[PENNY SIGHS]
422
00:17:46,879 --> 00:17:49,049
♪ Bark like a monkey.
Shout like a dog. ♪
423
00:17:49,089 --> 00:17:51,299
♪ Squirm like an iguana
sitting on a log. ♪
424
00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:53,433
TALON:
Yes, yes, yes, perfect!
425
00:17:53,468 --> 00:17:55,298
The stage loves you, baby.
426
00:17:55,345 --> 00:17:57,385
♪ Bark like a monkey.
Shout like a dog. ♪
427
00:17:57,431 --> 00:18:00,351
Bark like a monkey? Who writes
this stuff?
428
00:18:00,392 --> 00:18:02,642
No wonder Broadway is going
down.
429
00:18:03,061 --> 00:18:04,191
Wonderful!
430
00:18:04,229 --> 00:18:05,359
Just make sure you're on
431
00:18:05,397 --> 00:18:07,477
the X when you
hit the last note!
432
00:18:07,524 --> 00:18:09,824
Stage hand, don't miss your cue!
433
00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:10,900
Yes sir.
434
00:18:10,944 --> 00:18:12,154
- Now!
- Ah?
435
00:18:12,195 --> 00:18:13,235
[CLANG!]
436
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,280
[GROANING]
437
00:18:14,322 --> 00:18:15,922
[BRAIN WHIMPERS]
438
00:18:16,909 --> 00:18:18,509
Woahhh!
439
00:18:19,077 --> 00:18:21,407
♪ Do the dance that's
forever MAAAAAD! ♪
440
00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:25,500
Gadget! I LOVE IT!
441
00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:27,462
You. You may want to find
something else to do...
442
00:18:27,502 --> 00:18:29,102
[SIGHS]
443
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:33,590
Assistant!
Where's my mudpack facial?
444
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,434
My dandelion tea and honey?
445
00:18:35,469 --> 00:18:37,389
How can I work
in these conditions?
446
00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:40,010
My massage please.
447
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,321
Oh Penny. I'm sorry,
I don't have much time
448
00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:44,230
for an autograph right now.
449
00:18:44,269 --> 00:18:47,229
Autograph? I came to
tell you to be careful.
450
00:18:47,272 --> 00:18:48,522
I don't trust the director.
451
00:18:48,565 --> 00:18:49,775
I agree.
452
00:18:49,817 --> 00:18:51,657
His staging is stiff and
he has no appreciation
453
00:18:51,681 --> 00:18:53,185
for modern dance technique.
454
00:18:53,236 --> 00:18:55,316
I was talking about the mission.
455
00:18:55,363 --> 00:18:59,083
So was I! Poor stage mechanics
feed right into MAD's plan!
456
00:18:59,117 --> 00:19:02,037
But, with me as star,
the show cannot fail!
457
00:19:03,121 --> 00:19:05,081
I asked for mud, not wet dirt!
458
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,933
[GRUMBLES]
459
00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:12,340
The show is going to
start in ten minutes.
460
00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:15,180
If MAD has something planned,
it'll be happening soon.
461
00:19:15,801 --> 00:19:17,591
[CHUCKLES]
462
00:19:17,636 --> 00:19:19,516
Either this director is
also a light technician,
463
00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:21,719
or something is up
with that spotlight.
464
00:19:21,765 --> 00:19:23,595
I've gotta get a closer look.
465
00:19:23,642 --> 00:19:25,692
The best way to defeat
MAD is to put on
466
00:19:25,727 --> 00:19:27,017
the show of my life!
467
00:19:27,061 --> 00:19:28,401
Break a leg, Gadget!
468
00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:31,188
And remember to hit the mark!
469
00:19:31,232 --> 00:19:32,482
...Then it will hit you.
470
00:19:32,526 --> 00:19:34,276
[EVIL LAUGH]
471
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,655
[LAUGHS] Theatre is fun!
472
00:19:40,784 --> 00:19:43,504
Brain, that spotlight isn't a
light at all,
473
00:19:43,537 --> 00:19:45,037
but a high powered laser!
474
00:19:45,079 --> 00:19:47,329
And I'm pretty sure it's
meant for Uncle Gadget!
475
00:19:50,627 --> 00:19:52,417
Fooling you is getting too easy!
476
00:19:52,963 --> 00:19:54,383
Talon!
477
00:19:54,422 --> 00:19:57,262
Now the director's complete
lack of skill makes sense!
478
00:19:57,300 --> 00:20:01,600
You're too late. Broadway is
about to be renamed BOOMway!
479
00:20:01,638 --> 00:20:03,468
BOOMway? Are you serious?
480
00:20:03,807 --> 00:20:06,387
You must have written
those terrible lyrics too.
481
00:20:06,643 --> 00:20:07,773
Let's do this!
482
00:20:07,811 --> 00:20:09,521
[FIGHT SOUNDS]
483
00:20:11,439 --> 00:20:13,359
[APPLAUSE]
484
00:20:16,361 --> 00:20:18,361
♪ Everybody's doing it. ♪
485
00:20:18,405 --> 00:20:20,195
♪ It's the dance
that people love. ♪
486
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,490
♪ You stick out your elbows,
push out your tush. ♪
487
00:20:22,534 --> 00:20:24,294
♪ Shake all over
like a blueberry bush. ♪
488
00:20:24,327 --> 00:20:27,327
♪ Bark like a monkey.
Shout like a dog. ♪
489
00:20:27,372 --> 00:20:28,972
[SPLAT! SPLAT]
490
00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:32,041
♪ Do the dance that's
forever MAAAAAD! ♪
491
00:20:32,586 --> 00:20:33,916
Now for the big finish.
492
00:20:33,962 --> 00:20:36,302
A little extra
oomph is in order.
493
00:20:36,339 --> 00:20:37,939
Go Go Gadget Megaphone!
494
00:20:38,174 --> 00:20:41,304
♪ Do the dance that's
forever MAAAAAD! ♪
495
00:20:44,932 --> 00:20:47,732
Go Go Gadget Super Jazz Hands!
496
00:20:48,268 --> 00:20:49,868
Ta-da!
497
00:20:50,437 --> 00:20:51,517
YOU MISSED YOUR MARK!
498
00:20:51,563 --> 00:20:53,443
THIS is your mark! Right here!
499
00:20:53,481 --> 00:20:57,611
WHY CAN'T PEOPLE FOLLOW
SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS?!!!!
500
00:20:59,529 --> 00:21:01,159
[GULP] Uh oh.
501
00:21:01,197 --> 00:21:02,797
[BLAMMO!]
502
00:21:03,575 --> 00:21:06,405
Great pyrotechnics!
This show has everything!
503
00:21:06,453 --> 00:21:08,913
[APPLAUSE]
504
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:15,587
Great job, team.
Broadway is saved.
505
00:21:15,629 --> 00:21:17,419
Gadget! You were marvelous!
506
00:21:17,464 --> 00:21:19,764
The show will run for years!
507
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,510
Not with me! The world
needs my talent.
508
00:21:22,552 --> 00:21:25,182
The stage is just too
small to contain me.
509
00:21:25,221 --> 00:21:26,821
[SIGHS]
510
00:21:29,183 --> 00:21:31,853
Not only did you let
Gadget get away,
511
00:21:31,895 --> 00:21:34,265
but you made him the
saviour of Broadway.
512
00:21:34,314 --> 00:21:38,364
This is about as
failing-y as you can get.
513
00:21:38,401 --> 00:21:42,321
Next time Gadget, next time!...
514
00:21:42,739 --> 00:21:46,529
But for now, your
punishment, Talon.
515
00:21:46,576 --> 00:21:48,446
Take it FROM THE TOP!
516
00:21:48,495 --> 00:21:50,865
♪ I'm just a lonely
little bumble bee. ♪
517
00:21:50,914 --> 00:21:53,584
♪ Buzz buzz buzz!
Tee hee hee! ♪
518
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:55,808
[SNICKERS]
35733
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof