All language subtitles for Cash (2021) Hindi TRUE WEB-DL - 720p

We have breaking news
that the Prime Minister

will be addressing the
nation at 8 p.m. tonight.

It is unclear at the moment...

Yo, dude!

What's this on the news?

Didn't I tell you
that a storm is coming?

It's going to shake up the country.

I heard they are going to impose
a ban of some kind.

It's something big.

What are they going to ban?

Does anyone know?

Do you have any clue?

There are 500,000 things
that could be banned.

But only I know
what they intend to ban.

What are they going to ban?

Note...

Note my words.

Porn ban!

Porn will be banned
across the nation.

-Good morning.
-Morning!

Hello. Hi.

Meet Armaan Gulati.

A born CEO.

He constantly dreams up new
business ideas.

He already has two failed
start-ups to his name.

But today he is about
to launch his third start-up.

So, Local Ramu.

-Yes?
-What does your firm do?

If you don't mind?

Sir, if you need a housemaid,
cleaner, servant--

We are called "domestic help," sir.

We supply them.

Oh, I see. Nice.

That's enough.

That's wonderful.

Can you please turn off
the smoke detectors.

Yes, I've already instructed them
to do so for the inaugural fire ritual.

No, no. It's for this.

Vivek Sodani, aka Soda.

An ardent devotee
of all gods and goddesses.

He's allergic to taking risks.

Astrology, numerology, gemology,
vastu shastra and feng shui,

he has a lifetime subscription
to all of them.

I told you I wanted
a north-facing cabin.

You can take my cabin, dude!
These things don't matter, Soda.

What matters is we're finally
launching our new start-up.

Exactly.

We've only just launching.

What made you promise such
big targets to the investors?

I believe in thinking big!

These targets are a cakewalk.

Remember, Soda, our real target
is to eradicate manual labour

and replace it with automated
labour in the next five years.

Robots.

Gardening robots, cooking robots,
celebrity-faced robots!

Imagine Shah Rukh Khan
watering your plants,

and Sunny Leone cooking
breakfast for you.

RoboRamu.com

"Love your Robo! Trust your Robo!"

Oi!

Vijay Gulati, Armaan's dad.

He opted for voluntary
retirement at the age of 36.

He is now a guest lecturer at IIT.

He believes in living
a stress-free life.

Did you have to get
such a big office?

I've been filming the premises
for half an hour.

Don't you know the bigger the office
the bigger the stress?

The bigger the office
the bigger the sale.

Next, our houses
will be on sale.

Uncle, why don't you try
to put some sense into him?

He's so stubborn!

You're still wearing shoes?
We are offering prayers here, dude!

Go, take them off.

Sir, everything okay?

Would you like some mint
after your smoke?

Neha madam!
How are you?

We're waiting for you.

No, no, no.
We cannot do this without you.

What?

[chanting]

Soda?

Soda, we'll have to shut shop.

-What?
-Neha just called.

Our investors are backing out.

I told you to give me
a north-facing cabin!

Shut up, dude.
They want to shut our business down.

What did they say?
What is the problem?

Let's have a meeting with them.

We'll present revised targets.
We'll convince them.

-We'll even beg if needed.
-I don't bow down to anyone.

Don't make this about your pride.

Bow down if you need.

Papa, I don't bow down to anyone.

Bow down to the Lord, son.

"Your luck is screwed"

"These words are true"

"Even if you say I love you"

"She's going to dump you"

"I wonder
What the future holds for you"

"Your luck is screwed"

"This fact is true"

"Even if you say I love you
She's going to dump you"

"I wonder
What the future holds for you"

"What lies ahead for you?"

"Hey, dude
What's got you so confused?"

"It's time to put your brain
To some use"

"It's a straight path
But it's full of mantraps"

"So think before you act"

"Your luck is screwed"

"Remember life is a bitch, dude"

"Happiness always tends to elude"

"I wonder
What the future holds for you"

It always starts with the problem.

And the biggest problem
in our country?

Ladies, women, females...

Well, the atrocities
they have to face.

We have designed this Save Me
shock gun for their safety.

This gun will give the attacker,
eve-teaser, molester

a strong electric shock.

And it will be game over for them.

We'll call you.

Sir, our market research team
has done surveys.

I'll show you.

"Your luck is screwed"

"Your heart is racing, dude"

"Dark times have ensued"

"I wonder
What the future holds for you"

"What lies ahead for you?"

"Win the toss"

"You are the boss"

"It's time to get
The message across"

"Open your eyes"

"Chaos is in sight"

"It's time to strike"

"It's time to make wrongs right"

"Your luck is screwed"

"Nothing's going your way, dude"

"Life is a mess, I conclude"

"I wonder
What the future holds for you"

"What lies ahead for you?"

Armaan.

Your Local Ramu business failed,
right? What went wrong?

And the shock gun business
didn't work either.

Shut up.

Sanjay Gulati.

Armaan's uncle.

He's a clean-hearted man,

sporting a disturbingly
ill-fitting toupee.

He's a customs agent.

He seizes imported goods
and brings them home.

Hello.

Welcome.

What's her age?

She's close to my age.

Viviana, what is the Hindi name
I gave you?

Widow.

Vidya.

Vidya.

I keep telling Armaan
to join the merchant navy.

Uncle, have you thought
about investing in a start-up?

Armaan, keep him out of it.

He likes to flirt with the law.

You have to flirt with
the law to make money, Papa.

There are simpler ways
to money.

Join the merchant navy.

Lead a relaxed life
on a ship for 5-6 years,

then you can lead
a retired life at home.

-Keep calm, and do no work!
-Just chill!

I only insist that
he joins the merchant navy

because I want him to live
a stress-free life.

The merchant navy pays well.

And they teach you swimming,
that too for free!

I don't want to join
the merchant navy, Papa.

Stop nagging me!

I may be going through
a rough patch right now,

but things will change. I will get
an opportunity to prove myself.

And whatever I do,
I will do it myself.

Alone, solo, independently,
on my own! Just you wait.

Who keeps changes for Rs. 1,000?

If it was Rs. 100,
I could've helped.

Please. You people always
have loose change.

I have a cab waiting.

I beg you.

-Please give me some change.
-Dude!

Never bow down to anyone.

You want change?
I'll give it to you.

Give me a cigarette.

...the 500-rupee and
1,000-rupee currency notes

will no longer be legal
tender from midnight tonight.

Persons holding old notes
of Rs. 500 and Rs. 1,000...

Pingle sir, what should I do
if I am given

500- and 1,000-rupee
currency notes for bail bonds?

Should I accept them?

All these matters will be discussed
in the department meeting now.

Sir, can we be late
for the meeting?

My wife wanted to go to a mall.

All the malls are open
till midnight tonight.

Late?

Do you know what I did
before I joined the police force?

Sorry, sir.

You were a Dabbawala.
[lunch delivery boy]

What's the one thing Indian
Dabbawalas are famous for?

For their balancing skills?

You idiot,
Dabbawalas are always on time.

Got it?

Sorry, sir.

Don't be upset, sir.

If you want,
I'll block my wife's number.

I don't want him in my unit.

Sir, PM Modi just
announced demonetisation.

Can we have your comments?

Sir?

Inspector Tukaram Pingle.

He detests black money.

He intends to carry out raids

and ruin the lives of
black money hoarders.

...if persons holding old notes
are not able to deposit them...

What a slap by the PM!

Black money hoarders are screwed.

What's this, Papa? Who sent it?

Your uncle.

He begged me to deposit
Rs. 2 million into my account.

I asked him to take a hike.

I don't want to be
a part of this mess.

Armaan?

You think we should call the cops?

What are you doing, Papa?
He's your brother.

Let's help him out if we can.

Have I ever refused
to help someone?

My blood type is O-positive.

I am a universal donor, ain't I?

I had told him to be careful.

I had told him
not to accept bribes.

He's in big trouble now.

I am a pensioner.

Don't you think I'll get questioned

if I deposit such a huge amount
in my account?

What will I tell them?

Fine, don't help him.
I will help him.

Hold your horses, son.

Please stay out of this.

The government will check
everyone's accounts.

There will be inspections.

I don't have time right now.

I'm busy.

"Say aloud
Hail Goddess!"

"Say together
Hail Goddess!"

Let's talk in the morning.

Hello, Uncle?

You dog! You filthy son of a bitch!

You good-for-nothing
chartered accountant.

Uncle, I know
you are Armaan's father,

but please talk with respect.

It's Armaan, you idiot.

Why have you stopped
taking my calls?

I have no choice.

You always call and say,
"Soda, listen..."

Then you pitch me a new idea.

Before I know it, I become the CFO.
Then the business fails,

and we end up with
a crazy amount of debt.

That's why I have decided
to not talk to you

till I get a confirmation letter
from my new workplace.

And listen, Uncle really
needs to mind his language.

I've called to seek help
for Uncle Sanjay, man.

He has some cash that he wants--

I have received 50 calls
since the PM's speech.

People with black money
are hounding us.

"Please save our money."

They are ready to offer anywhere
from 10% to 25% commission.

Mr. Mehta just offered
a 40% commission.

Someone just offered
a 40% commission.

Come again?

They are ready to pay a commission
to launder their money.

Anywhere from 10% to 40%.

Soda, listen...

Have you lost it?

Do you even know enough people

who'd deposit black money
into their accounts?

And let's say you do.

You think you'll be able
to convince them?

And let's say you do convince them.

What is the guarantee that
they'll give you your money back?

Tell your uncle we can't help him.

You gotta help me out, dude.
We'll earn a good commission.

It will help me tide over
he next few months.

Please keep me out of this, dude.

Ma'am, I want 20 more
packets of apricots.

You are accepting old notes
of Rs. 500 and Rs. 1,000, right?

Yes, but only for
the next 15 minutes.

Huh?

This is what happens!

Things never work out
when we two are together.

We started winsdowshopping.com

but couldn't sell a single window.

We started LocalRamu.com.

I'm still dodging
the calls of our lenders.

LocalRamu.com!

Yes, LocalRamu.com.

We started a company that had to,
unfortunately, shut down.

We weren't able to get
any of you jobs.

We didn't even give
travel allowance to some of you.

But, as you know,
we did open banks for all of you.

So, here's what we are going to do.

We will give each of you
Rs. 50,000-60,000

in demonetised currency notes

which you will deposit
in your bank accounts.

Then, over time,
you will withdraw this money

in new currency notes
and return it to us.

And for this, you shall
receive a commission of...

5%.

-Do we have a deal?
-Deal, sir!

We'll try our best, sir.

-Oh, hello!
-Hi!

Come in.

Uncle?

It happened so suddenly.

Everything was fine
till 8:00 p.m. yesterday.

But by 8:30 p.m...

I had taken such good care of them.

I was confident that nothing bad
would ever happen to them.

I wanted to make
so many memories with them.

I dreamed of doing
so many things with them, but...

It's okay, Uncle.
Have a seat.

Please sit.

We have managed to launder
the 2 million you had given to Papa.

This file contains their names,
account numbers

and even the date when the money
will be withdrawn and returned to you.

You managed to do
all this in just one day?

In 7.5 working hours,
to be exact.

I am such an idiot.

I forgot that our family has
such an able chattered accountant.

Well done, Soda.

Thank you.
Thank you, Uncle.

Listen, can you manage
to deposit some more money?

Of course, Uncle.

Our talented CA will find a way.

I am talking about big bucks here.

Some of it belongs to me
and some belongs to my partner.

The figure will be
in tens of millions.

Will be done, Uncle.

It's quite risky, Uncle.

And we are ready to take the risk.

The tax authorities
could get suspicious.

Hence, we will be extra cautious.

We will leave no clues whatsoever.

I am leaving.

Don't be in such a hurry...

to get the job started.

It will be handled, Uncle. Done.

I'll go make a phone call.

Excuse me.

This Rs. 10 million belongs to me.

And my partner will be
sending Rs. 40 million over.

So, Rs. 50 million in total.

This way, sir.

This is the building?

No, we are going
to the adjoining building.

You want to keep the cash here,
Armaan?

-It's perfect.
-It's perfect. This way, sir.

It's exactly what you wanted, sir.

The building
is completely isolated, and...

You can check everywhere, sir.

It has no views.

Hey, that tap is leaking.

Yes, sir. This place has
a round-the-clock water supply.

Neha madam said she'll accept
rent in old currency notes.

But you'll have to pay
a year's rent in advance.

Hang on a second.

Who is this Neha
you are talking about?

Neha madam.

She is the one
who helped us find this place.

Prathamesh!

This one time,
I'm letting it slide,

but henceforth we will never work
with anyone whose name is Neha.

-Got it?
-Okay, sir.

Done, sir.

Sir?

We had an investor named Neha,
who ditched him at the last minute.

In college too, a girl named Neha
had ditched him at the last minute.

Even in school,
there was a girl--

I got the point, sir.

I'll be right back, sir.

Soda!

There is a Rs. 52,500 surplus.
Let's go splurge!

-It belongs to Uncle Sanjay.
-But he doesn't even know about it.

Our loyal Prathamesh said Club Infinity
is accepting old currency notes.

Shit! I can't go tonight.

It's a full moon night.
I am fasting.

Just kidding.

That fast is next week.

Sorry, sir,
stags are not allowed in.

Oh.

Bro, we have cash.

Sorry, sir,
stags are not allowed in.

Vikas.

It's the weekend.
Let them in.

Vikas.

Okay, you can come.

Vikas!

Thank you.

"I wonder why you keep
Stealing glances at me"

"Perhaps you're trying
To read my thoughts"

"Maybe I should just tell you"

"Come away with me
Just me and you"

"Such nights are rare and few"

"Let's make a few mistakes too"

"Come tomorrow morning
We'll forget everything"

"'Cause, baby,
I know what you wanna do"

"You and me, just me and you"

"Baby, anything for you"

"You and me, just me and you"

"Baby, anything for you"

"Come closer to me on the floor"

"I want this night to go slow"

"As we gradually get high"

"I want you to belong to me too"

"Such nights are rare and few"

"Rare and few"

"Let's make a few mistakes too"

"A few mistakes too"

"Come tomorrow morning,
We'll forget everything, dude"

"'Cause, baby,
I know what you wanna do"

"You and me, just me and you"

"Baby, anything for you"

"We're shooting stars tonight"

"Make a wish and we'll fly so high"

"Nothing to lose, all right"

"It's me and you
On this crazy ride"

"You and me, just me and you"

"Baby, anything for you"

"You and me, just me and you"

"Baby, anything for you"

Sorry, sir,
stags are not allowed in.

-Come on!
-Hear me out, sir.

We have received a tip.

-Hey, DJ, stop the music.
-DJ!

Party over, guys.
Go up there. Up there.

-Kotak, you go over there.
-DJ!

What's going on?

It's way past the deadline
of 1:30 a.m.!

You guys don't understand rules?

Sir! They have
a lot of old notes here.

-Sir, sir...
-What is this?

-Sir...
-What is this?

Don't you know these
are banned?

-What?
-Please tell him to give me one shot.

-Please leave.
-Just one shot.

-Take her away.
-I want a shot.

Come. You always create a scene.

This is why I ask you to always
bring a female constable along.

Sir, next time for sure.

-What are you doing?
-Zip it.

What are you waiting for?

Leave!

When cops throw you out of a party,
you should do an after-party.

You want a drink?

We can...

You know how to roll a joint?

A joint?

No one in India can roll
a better joint than me.

But you'll never know,

because I don't have
any stuff on me.

But I do.

Get on with it

because I need to use the washroom.

Yeah.

Straight. Then right.

Shit.

Excuse me?

Hey?

Ta-da!

You know, I have to rush home.

Today is a full moon night.
I am fasting.

No, no, that's next week.

I really need to go home.

Thank you. Bye.

Hi.

Taking so little?

Let me give you a few more wads.
Let's make it a round figure.

Let me guess...
real estate agent Neha.

That's why I always say.
Never trust a Neha.

Armaan sir!

Hello, sir.

What is this?

I work part-time
for a food delivery app.

It puts food on the table, sir.

Hello, Neha madam.

Don't call her madam.

She is a thief.

What you did was very wrong, madam.

Don't act so innocent.

You told her about this place,
didn't you?

-You told her about the cash.
-No, I didn't.

Tell me the truth.

Hey! He is innocent.

-Let him go.
-I swear on my mother.

Your dealings for this flat
were very suspicious,

and I knew you were up to
something shady here.

And you have no right
to call me a thief.

You have rented this flat
with illegal money.

Then you have kept illegal money
in this illegally rented flat.

So who decides that it is not legal
to steal illegal money?

Don't confuse us with
this tongue twister.

If you want, I can repeat this
tongue twister to the cops.

Hello!

We can go the cops too.

Armaan, we cannot.

It's obvious that the money that
you have needs to be laundered.

How do you plan to go about it?

We don't share our plans
with anyone.

I have contacts,
and I have ideas too.

Which we have no need for.

Your call.

Armaan?

What?

We met her through Prathamesh.

Prathamesh is a fixer.

Prathamesh addresses her
as "madam."

She can help us.

Her name is Neha!

We need to convert Rs. 50 million.

What's the harm in giving it a try?

Okay, I'll charge a 20% commission
for the money I help convert.

We'll let you know.

Okay.

I'm returning this out of respect
for our new friendship.

Sir, everyone in my chawl,
all my friends,

all my neighbours are depositing
cash for someone or the other.

I only have a handful
of people left.

How much can you handle?

Rs. 1 million tops. Fine.

Sir, should I involve
Neha madam in this?

She will surely have a contact
who can help us.

Yes.

Keep Neha out of it.

We'll show everyone
how money is laundered.

Armaan, everyone's buying gold.

I have an uncle
who owns a jewellery shop.

We'll have to pay a premium
as we'll be paying in old notes.

But I'll ask for a family discount
and balance it out.

Armaan, no temples!

It's a sin.

We can deposit your donation money,
but you will have to pay a commission.

DONATION BOX

Sir, smile.

Damn it, someone stole my shoes.

Told you we should avoid temples.

We've been cursed.

Now we'll be reborn as frogs
in our next lives.

They are taking so long.

It's gets so tiring.

Hey, you!

What's your problem?

Our soldiers are dying
guarding our borders,

and you cannot stand in
a queue for a couple of hours?

-Oh, no!
-Shit!

How can you take a lunch break!

We have been waiting here
for three hours!

We are drenched in sweat.

It's gets so tiring.

So, I heard that you need my help?

Soda needs your help.

You guys want to buy
foreign exchange?

My cut?

Thank you.

Carry on,
I'll join you guys.

Right on time.

Search the whole shed.

Don't let anyone leave.

Check the place thoroughly.

Sir!

Found them?

-Yes, sir.
-Sir!

The stethoscope suggests
there's something inside her.

Cut her open!

Why not try a laxative first?

Counting this raid, we seized
a total of Rs. 480 million.

I have a target
of Rs. 1 billion, sir.

My team and I will continue

to carry out raids
till I achieve my target.

No one will go home
until then, sir.

Yes, sir.

That's Inspector Tukaram Pingle.

They are calling him Raid King.

Superb!

Some small malls are accepting

old currency notes in
exchange for gift cards.

I have made a deal
with a dance bar.

Look, this is
the new 2,000-rupee note.

They say it's embedded with a chip.

Just imagine. The RBI governor
would know the location of this note.

-It's just a rumour, Papa.
-Hush!

This is Rs. 200,000.

In 2-rupee and 5-rupee coins.

Are you crazy?

What'll we do with so many coins?

Sorry.

What the hell?

Sir, I want 15 tickets
for Vishakhapatnam,

25 tickets for Kolkata,

40 tickets for Kottai, Tamil Nadu,

20 tickets for Bettiah, Bihar
and 4 tickets for Hampi.

We are not allowed to issue
so many tickets to one person.

No, sir. We are a group.

He and the others are with me, sir.

Yes, sir. We are a group.

-Cancel them.
-Sir?

Why cancel them?

Prathamesh, the railways are
still accepting old currency notes.

We booked the tickets
using old currency notes.

Now when we'll cancel them online,

the refund will go
straight to our accounts.

That's how you convert money
from black to white.

Wow, sir.

Whose idea was this?

Gautam Acharya.

Former MLA and currently
an independent candidate.

No party has given him
a ticket for four years now.

His sole mission in life
is to come back to power.

Applause!

I know that my fellow citizens

have faced many inconveniences
in the past few days.

That's why when my friend
Madanlal Khurana told me

that he is about to open a new ATM.

I told him that he is doing
a noble deed.

You can withdraw your as well as
your employers' cash here.

A huge round of applause, please.

Please stand in a queue.

Form a straight line, please.

Hello? Hey, Gulati.

-You're finally returning my call?
-Baby!

I've called you four times.

I'm on a call!

You are yet to give me an update
about my cash.

Is this the new ATM, sir?

Buzz off!

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

You know that I need
this cash for campaigning.

Work is in progress, sir.

Don't worry. Your job will be done.

I'm not worried,
but you definitely should be.

Sir, I got a call from the bank.

They won't be depositing
any money in the ATM today.

When do you plan
to start the ATM?

We have been waiting for so long.

Get the car!

Soda, Uncle is quite upset.

We have only managed
to launder half the money.

I cannot work faster than this.

I don't know.
You will have to.

Soda, I think we should
invest the remaining money

in one of our start-up ideas.

No, please. I'll call Neha.

Look down.

It's Neha madam.

What's taking so long, idiot?

Pull it already.

Expert money launderer Qazi.

He is about to cause
a lot of trouble for our friends.

There is one thing
you should know about him.

Qazi loves pain.

Wisdom tooth?

No, premolar.

It was a cavity.

Doctors use Aunty Theresa.

It numbs the pain.

It takes away the kick.

It's pointless.

No pain no gain!

Have some piping hot tea.

Qazi?

So hot!

-The two guys I told you about.
-Oh.

Neha madam
has asked me to help you.

How much can you handle?

How much do you want handled?

We'll go with Rs. 10 million.

Neha madam, you said
they were biggies.

We are.

-But trust is an issue.
-Right.

I trust you completely.

-We--
-See,

I think Qazi can handle
all your money.

You already know that
he is offering the best rate.

One second. Board meeting.

He's offering us a good rate.

So there's cost-effectiveness.

But risk diversification?

Yeah.

But best man for the job.

Strategic hiring!

Outsourcing without due diligence?

But time crunch!

But low liquidity.

I've only brought Rs. 10 million
right now.

We'll give him the rest tomorrow.

But if he doesn't turn out
to be reliable, you just see.

I'll catch hold of you
if he makes a run for it.

Please do.

What the... flood!

The money!
The money!

Hurry up!

Oh, shit!

I told you this tap leaks.

Then you should
have had it repaired!

Check the notes.

-Have we lost all of them?
-Give me a second.

No, we haven't lost all of them.

We haven't lost all of them.

Take them out, quickly.

Uncle is going to kill us.

Why will he?

The money is "clean" now.

What? "Clean money," get it?

-Not funny?
-Not funny.

They were already demonetised.
Now they are wet too.

So what?

Have you never taken change
from a female vegetable vendor?

She takes it out from here,
drenched in her sweat.

They will dry off eventually.

The previous joke was better.

I'll get going.
I have a meeting with Mom.

Oh, yeah.

-I thought his mom...
-Yeah, yeah.

He goes to a shaman
who helps people

communicate with ghosts

Armaan!

-My mom is not a ghost.
-Sorry.

Bye.

-Hmm?
-Thank you.

What will you do with your share
once all this money is laundered?

If you don't steal it,
I'll invest it in my start-up.

Start-up life.

Run after venture capitalists.

Run after investors.

I wear a freaking suit
in the bloody heat.

And those corporate slaves recite
some cliché 16th century

motivational quotes
and kick me out.

So, I'd rather invest my own money
in my own start-up.

I cannot do this forever.

Ever heard of Elon Musk?

He's the Ambani of the world.

I want to be the Elon Musk
of India.

What will you do with your cut?

I won't invest in your business,
that's for sure.

There is a plot of land
close to Satara.

It's beautiful.

There is lush greenery on one side
and a lake on the other.

Jungle.

It's frequented by flamingos.

Last I checked, it was available
for Rs. 1.7 million.

You are just like my father.

He too talks about
leading a relaxed life.

Away from the rat race,
in the lap of mother nature.

No, I don't intend to stay there.

The government is going to build
a highway through that plot.

I'll buy it for Rs. 1.7 million

and get three times that amount
as compensation.

I'll use that as down payment
for a place in Mumbai.

Wait, you are nothing
like my father.

Armaan, I wanted to say something.

I know that you don't like Neha,
but it has happened.

Your friend is in love.

Neha is "the one."

But wasn't Radhika from college
"the one"?

Radhika was "the zero."

Neha is "the one."

Soda, I am really happy
for you, but...

firstly, her name is Neha.

Secondly...

she told me
there is a serious issue.

Issue?

She's has
an inauspicious horoscope.

-What?
-Yes.

And that too Stage 3.

It's like she's terminal.

Shall we?

Get 5% cashback on every
transaction done using Digicash.

Digicash.

Go digital. Save big.

Move your vehicle.

Go back. Go back.
Buzz off.

I just saw cops
entering that building.

'Welcome back to Bollywood Blast.'

Sir!

-What's going on?
-You'll have to wait.

We're conducting a raid.

A raid?

Oh.

Wow!

-Sir.
-More.

Vishwanath has found
fake 2,000-rupee notes

in a flat next to that roundabout.

2000-rupee fake notes
have already hit the market?

Get the car, moron!

Sir, we have parked the car
in the adjoining lane.

But the money we seized
at the raid is in the backseat.

So, there is no place to sit.

I have asked for
another vehicle, sir.

You guys are totally useless.

Hey, kids,
can you drop us at the next signal?

-Please.
-No, we...

Wait. Kamble!

-Let the cars go, quickly.
-But, sir, we're...

Let me help you with that. Chill.

Come on, let me hold it.

Thank you.

You saved a lot of my time.

Well...

I have seen you guys somewhere.

Do you stay close to
Shanti Nagar Police Station?

Got nothing to say?

-You can pull over there.
-Stop there.

Stop, stop.

Sir.

You are young.

You are the future of this country.

I raided Club Infinity last week.

Kids of your age were
spending hundreds

and thousands in
old currency notes.

We need to take black money
out of our system.

If you ever learn that someone
is hoarding black money

or that someone is trying
to launder black money,

you should inform
the police immediately.

We will bankrupt them.

We will ruin their lives.

We will make their lives miserable.

He has a target of seizing
Rs. 1 billion. See you around.

Chillam! We took
Rs. 10 million yesterday, right?

Yes, boss.

But don't take
any more money. It's very risky.

Let's take another 10.

Come on, Qazi.

If you are accepting 10 more,
accept the remaining 5 too.

You were making
tall claims yesterday.

Yes, it should hurt just like that.

Neha madam, I just got a call saying
the police conducted 15 raids today.

I am doing you a favour
by accepting 10.

It's become quite risky.

-Hey. Count the money.
-Yes, boss.

Once you are done with this tattoo,

we'll remove the other tattoo
and make a fresh one over there.

Soda, the idea of this laundering
operation is to fund our start-up.

So, instead of earning
a measly commission,

let's invest the remaining money
in a product.

We'll make it using old notes,
and get new notes when we sell it

I think you should talk
to Uncle Sanjay about it.

I'll handle him.

Now, we'll meet
Neha's product designer.

He'll make a prototype.

With that prototype, we'll be able to
give our investors proof of execution.

Then investment will pour in.

With the investment,
we'll get a Series A valuation.

Are we there yet?

We just need to take a left,
and we'll reach IIT.

-IIT?
-Yeah.

No, we cannot go there.

My father
is a guest lecturer there.

You better give us
such details beforehand.

Oh!

IIT.

Shock gun. Great potential!

I think it should also have
a GPS tracker in it.

Maybe it can activate based
on one's pulse rate and...

Do you think you can do this?

Hold this.

Last summer vacation, we made
500 solar-powered roti makers

with a voice-activation feature.

Say something about this too.

You like my product.
That's why you're keeping it, huh?

So this is excellent
for memorising notes.

Voice-operated voice recorder.

I will show you.

Start recording.

Hello?

Stop recording.

Hello?

Stop recording.

Voice activation.

-Right.
-Great idea!

Muthu, the charging point
has a little problem.

Can you check?

-Buy a new phone.
-What? Yes.

What will it cost me
to make 1,000 pieces?

1,000?

What is 1,000 into 20,000?

Rs. 20 million?

No way I'm giving this newbie second-year
engineering student Rs. 20 million.

Hello, you are paying me
in old notes.

I will have to pay
other people in old notes.

They will have to pay
other people in old notes.

Muthu, we have only Rs. 5 million
and that's all you will get.

-Rs. 5 million?
-Yes.

Then I'll have to compromise
on many features.

Shit. Papa!

What is your dad doing here?

Isn't he a guest lecturer at IIT?

Yes, he is.

-Oh!
-Oh!

Why are you guys hiding?

He'll bombard us with questions, and
we'll be forced to tell him the truth.

Please.

Hi, sir.

What is this?

What lecture do you have next?

Doing project work, sir.

My pen, please.

No, do it yourself.

Madam, it will take
one month minimum.

No.

Excuse me...

where's the toilet?

-Hello, sir.
-Hi, sir

Hi.

What are you doing here?

Who me?

I am here to meet my girlfriend.

-I see.
-My girlfriend.

Sweetheart?

Darling!

Neha! Come here, please.

Uncle, meet my girlfriend, Neha.

We've only just started dating.

She is so beautiful, isn't she?

Nice hair. So silky.

I have never seen you
in this college.

Well, I skip a lot of classes.

Oh.

I too have never seen you here.

Anyway, I'll get going.

Have fun.

Listen, this needs to stop.

We are losing focus.

Okay.

Just to remind you,
you had initiated it today.

-Hey, Soda!
-Where are you?

Why is it so dark out there?

Soda? Why are you video-calling me?

-Listen, Armaan.
-What is it?

I needed to discuss
something with you.

What is it?

Uncle Sanjay keeps calling me
and asking for an account.

I had to tell him that
you've invested in this shock gun.

Have you lost your mind, you idiot?

Why did you have to tell him?

Didn't I tell you
that I'll handle it?

But you've handled nothing.

I'm the one he keeps calling.

You... Where are you?

I am...

Hello?

Hello?

Armaan?

Hello?

The video has hung.

Muthu messaged.

Your shock guns are ready.

They will be delivered tomorrow.

Get yourself a Digicash wallet
right away,

and earn a 5% cashback
on every transaction.

Digicash.
Go digital. Save big.

The one at the back.
Be careful.

-Armaan?
-Yeah?

-One second?
-Be careful.

That one as well.

What is it?

There is a solution
for Neha's bad horoscope.

She'll have to marry a tree.

I have shortlisted
a couple of trees.

Look, we can go for this one.
How about this one?

But its leaves have dried out.

This one is right here
in the neighbourhood.

Guys, some chivalry?

Oh, yes, of course.

Soda, step aside.
Come, come.

Careful, don't drop it.

Oh, wow! Nice!

Does it have
the voice-activation feature?

Muthu said it will work
when you hold it and say "save me."

Very nice, Neha.

This is absolute shit!

Excuse me?

I had imagined it to have German
technology and Korean design.

He has given me
a Made-in-Karachi water gun.

It's nice. I liked it.

-Armaan?
-Uncle!

What are you guys doing here?

-Nothing, Uncle.
-Do you have another chair?

My partner is on his way.

Why did you ask him to come here?

I wanted to meet you guys urgently.

He wanted to meet me urgently.

So, I thought we all
should have an urgent meeting.

We need to give him
a detailed report of

how we have handled
all the money.

He is very upset.

-He had another fixer called Pinky.
-Pinky?

He had given him
some money to launder.

But Pinky disappeared
with the money.

Oh, boss.

What? You want another handbag?

My wife wants another handbag
worth Rs. 1.8 million.

Demonetisation had already
screwed my happiness.

Here I'm trying to gather funds
for campaigning, and she...

Talk some sense into her.

She has more handbags
than I have underwear.

She still wants more handbags.

This is Mr. Acharya.

And this is the team
that is handling your money.

-Hi, sir.
-Hello, sir.

They are the kids
whose pictures you had sent me.

You looked quite handsome
in the picture.

But the reality is quite different

Anyway, so, how much cash
will you give me now?

Now?

Sir, we are still
withdrawing the money.

The government has set
a limit on withdrawals.

We are waiting till we can
give you a more sizeable amount.

Tell me how much you
have managed to launder so far.

We have all the details, sir.
Soda.

-What is this?
-An excel sheet, sir.

It has the account number,
the amount, the commission,

date of return, everything.

Good. Nice.

-It has photos of the depositors too.
-My idea, sir.

Six months?

You want me to wait for
six months for my money!

I have lost my trust in you.

Sit.

On the floor!

Gulati...

you know
what you have given me so far?

You have given me some gold
and some loose change.

I want cash here,

and you have been giving me
gift cards from shopping malls!

Are you trying to swindle me?
The way Pinky did?

No, sir.

I won't wait for six months!

And there are accounts
for only Rs. 45 million.

What about the balance
Rs. 5 million?

Where is the balance amount
of Rs. 5 million?

Where is my money?

Hi, sir.
Armaan Gulati.

-CEO.
-Go!

We have invested your Rs. 5 million
in a very unique

and innovative start-up, sir.

Business.

Business.

What is this business?

-Let me show you.
-It's still a work in progress, sir.

-That's WIP.
-WIP, sir.

Show it to me.

-Now!
-Sure.

Sure.

"Say aloud
Hail Goddess!"

Sorry. Sorry.

What is this?

Sir, as an Indian male,
I am sure you are aware

how unsafe we make our women feel.

This is the solution to that.

I present to you
the "Save Me" gun.

What does it do?

It shocks people, sir.

It is voice integrated, sir. Yes.

Point it at the attacker
and say "save me,"

and it will give him
an electric shock.

Sir, you'll have to pay a commission
to launder the other Rs. 45 million.

This investment
will make your money grow.

Exponentially. We have graphs.

Graphs.

Bablu, step forward and
receive an electric shock.

Okay, boss.

What?

I need a demonstration.

Sir, this emits
a high-voltage shock.

Bablu doesn't mind.
Go ahead.

Okay.

I am sorry, Bablu.

Save me!

Save me!

I think
this is a faulty piece, sir.

-We'll try another one.
-Yeah.

WIP.

Here.

Please work.
Please work. Please work.

Save me!

Neha, I think we should try this
in your voice.

Yeah.

It's designed
for women's voice, sir, so...

Come.

Save me.

Add some emotions this time.

Like a cry for help.

Save me.

-Let's try it on me.
-Good idea.

Come.

"Say aloud! Hail Goddess!
Say together! Hail Goddess!"

Come.

Save me.

-It hurts.
-It's working, sir.

-Are you okay?
-Yes.

-See, you felt it as well, right?
-Yes, I felt it as well.

-Let it go.
-Stop it.

-Stop this bloody demonstration.
-Thank you, sir.

Gulati, this is what you've done
with my money?

They are talented boys, sir.

They will repair it.
Don't worry.

-What is this?
-They are working on it.

What is this garbage
your guy has given us?

What do you mean by "your guy"?

You sussed him out.

But you said he was good.

He's given us garbage.

How is it my fault?

So, you helped manufacture
this shock gun?

-Bablu.
-Yes, boss?

Help his dude's girlfriend
onto a chair.

-Okay, boss.
-No, sir.

They are not a couple.

They are just business partners.
Neha is single, sir.

Just answer your damn phone!

-Excuse me, sir.
-Down.

Excuse me, sir, what are you doing?

Why are you making
her sit on that chair?

Hello? What do you want?
You've been calling incessantly.

Gulati?

You didn't tell them

what happens to people
who cause Gautam Acharya a loss?

What happens, Uncle?

Where's your ear, Uncle?

I took it.

And now, I'll be taking
your girlfriend's ear.

What's going on?

They are about to cut her ear.

Sir, please don't do that.

She already has a bad horoscope.

If she loses an ear as well,
who will marry her?

Cut it off.

I beg you, sir.
Please don't do this, sir.

Sir! One second, sir!

-Hey!
-Sir, technical time out.

Soda, we don't bow down to anyone.

Please hear me out, sir.

If you don't like what I say,
I'll put the plug back in the socket.

And you can--

Sir, I can get all the money

mentioned in that file back to you
in half the time.

What?

Bablu, put the plug back.

And this gun business in which
you are a majority stakeholder

and we are minority stakeholders,

they will get repaired
and be fully functional, sir.

And this is just
a generation-one product.

I'm going to load it up
with features.

-Bablu.
-Yes, boss.

Put the plug back in the socket.

No, sir. One second. No, Bablu.

Bablu, my man,
give him a minute to have his say.

-Let me finish.
-Let him talk, sir.

I heard you talking on the phone.

Your wife wants a handbag
worth Rs. 1.8 million, right?

Sir, I can quickly arrange
that Rs. 1.8 million for you.

-How quickly?
-10 days...

...or less.

7 days.

What about the rest of the money?

Like I promised, sir.

All of it.

Gulati, I want Rs. 1.8 million
in 7 days.

And I want the rest
in the committed time.

And this gun business... Sell it.

-I want cash.
-Okay, sir.

Okay.

And if you mess this up,

you won't be losing just
your ear the next time.

Let's go.

Hey.

Oh, sorry.

What the fu...

Guys.

Uncle, why do you have
such anti-social partners?

Neha, Soda.

Call Qazi and ask him to
launder Rs. 1.8 million right away.

-Not possible.
-What?

Remember someone
kept calling me nonstop?

Tukaram Pingle raided Qazi's place.

Qazi is behind bars.

Okay, Soda, but at least find out

which police station
is holding Qazi.

Your papa.

He is slow with everything!

You should read bars,
curves and columns.

You like cheesecake?

We can go to that café
that you were talking about.

Hey, you! Hey!

Not now.

Class.

After the class.

They are available
on page number 7.

And, students, I want
you to attempt every question.

Run!

Excuse me, please move.

Muthu!

Hey, you! No standing on the bench.

Sorry.

Which year are you from?

Why are you bouncing?

Muthu!

Muthu!

Muthu! Muthu!

Muthu!

Pee in the urinal.

These cabins are for pooping.

Muthu!

Oh!

I will shoot.

We know it doesn't work.
That's why we're here.

I wanted Amitabh Bachchan from you,

but you gave me
Abhishek Bachchan instead.

Hey, Abhishek Bachchan is the best.

-Yuva, Guru, Refugee--
-Muthu!

Not even a single gun is working.

I did find a problem
in its circuitry.

Then repair it.

Or take this bogus product back
and return my money.

I will repair the product
but after two months.

No, no, no, now!

Neha madam, please tell.

I have a retest
for my first-year exams.

Retest?

You asked a failure
to make my product?

The deal is over.

Pay me back,
or you're getting a beating.

You go to Lalitha!

Unrelated matter.

Give me back the money.

No money! Money is all spent.

You want to hit me.
Hit me. Hit hard.

When your father comes
for his lectures,

I'll tell him what his son
is doing these days.

Hey, Muthu, this is not fair.
Neha, please tell.

Fix it.

I will.

But only after my exams are over.

Sir, I own a packing business
and a laundry business.

Not a laundering business, sir.

-Qazi.
-Yes?

Seven minutes more to 4:00 p.m.

If by 4:00 p.m., you don't tell me
how much money you have,

who that money belongs to
and where you are hiding it,

then you should know that I have
a masters degree in third-degree torture.

While you read comic books
as a kid,

I read books on Chinese torture.

Got it?

So, now is the right time
for you to start talking.

I'm absolutely innocent, sir.

But who knows...

perhaps if you peel my nails off
or break a knee,

I might just recall something.

Are you pulling my leg?

I think we'll have
to get down to business...

and give him a nipple-triple.

Should I turn it on?

Please.

Dumbass, it will char your nipples.

You'll look like fried fish.

I don't know anything, sir.

Turn the knob.

Let's do it. Should I?

One...

-I'm telling you I'll do it.
-Sir?

-Yes?
-Qazi's lawyer is here.

-God damn it!
-God damn it!

-God damn it!

What are you wearing?

Don't you think that
you're overdoing this?

I rented it
using demonetised notes.

You are a chartered accountant
and a lawyer too?

My mother says you should
always focus on one thing.

We are just pretending
to be lawyers.

As your lawyer, we want to know,
are they treating you well?

They were about to treat me
very well, but then you showed up.

So tell me...

you haven't ratted us out, right?

Habeas corpus,
Indian Penal Code, prima facie.

Do I look like a snitch?

I'll eat my own tongue
if they'll ask too many questions.

Good, good.

So, have they seized all the money?

Under attorney-client privilege,
you can tell us

-where have you kept the money?
-Where have you kept it?

If I tell you
where I have kept the money,

you guys will take your money
and run off.

I need some insurance to make sure
that you won't forget about me.

Make arrangements
to get me out of here.

Qazi will handle the rest.

And don't worry.

Qazi never betrays anybody.

That's exactly what he said.

So, he didn't tell you
the location of the money.

Who told you to make
such a big commitment?

They would have chopped
Neha's ear off, Uncle.

Right.

Fixing her ear with surgery
would have been cheaper.

Don't you have Rs. 1.8 million
in your bank account?

I do, but I cannot withdraw it

because the government
won't let me.

I cannot even transfer the money to
his account because he wants cash.

Cold hard cash.

-What's that?
-Sir!

Here's what I have been
able to withdraw today.

Here it is.

One, two...

Rs. 18 million, and we are set!

Please don't throw money
like that, sir.

I am trying my best.

I have spent so much time
under the scorching sun

that I look like a zebra.

Oh! I know "zebra."

Yes, zebra.

And you know what's worse?

Today, I saw a man enter the bank
and withdraw Rs. 250,000.

-How?
-How?

The government has issued
a new rule.

If you have a wedding
in the family,

you can withdraw Rs. 250,000
from your account.

And here, after standing
in a queue for hours,

we've only managed to withdraw
this measly sum.

Uncle, I think you
should marry Widow.

I'm mean a cheap, fake wedding.

Hi.

So sweet.

You know, whenever my mother learns
that someone is getting married,

she begins to pressurise me
to get hitched.

"Get married! Get married!"

But, sir, as you know,
there is a severe shortage of cash.

So, if you could postpone
your wedding--

No, no, no.

We have to get married right away.

It will expire...
What is it called?

Biological clock?

Visa. Her visa.

Well, there are other options, sir.

You can use internet banking,
credit cards, debit cards.

And the new app, Digicash.

Go digital. Save big.

I am very scared of going digital.

And should I be dancing at
my wedding or waiting for an OTP?

Since you're insisting, we'll increase
your withdrawal limit a little.

-Okay?
-Thank you.

This is for you.

A wedding invitation.

I'll definitely attend.

No.

No, I mean
you don't have to attend.

I gave you this invitation
as proof.

See, someone from the bank will
have come for an inspection anyway.

Who knows? I might just
find my match at your wedding.

I mean, I wouldn't even mind
a one-time divorcee.

What are you doing?
It's not my marriage!

Sir, sir, sir!

Viviana's parents.

I found them in Colaba.

You just need to feed them and...

Sir, come.

I'll make you meet your daughter.

Madam...

Their union can result
in Viviana, right?

Scientifically?

-Yes.
-Okay.

Congratulations, bride and groom!

Marriage is a very special bond.

You know it's really difficult
to get married, right?

Sir, if I may ask...
you had withdrawn a lot of money,

but why have you invited only
a handful of people to the wedding.

Half of them have already left.

Moreover, because of demonetisation,
people don't have any cash

to gift to the married couple,

so they make some excuses
and don't show up.

I can totally understand.

Uncle's wedding has made me
want to get married as well.

Mom has already given her approval.

Do you think Neha will
give up meat after our wedding?

She is asking too
many questions, Armaan.

I told you I don't
want to get married.

I never want to lose
my bachelorhood.

We have a nice, cheap set-up here.

Don't look so worried, or she will
get suspicious and freeze your account.

Then you handle her.
Just handle her.

Fine, I'll handle her.

Soda, let's do what
we did at Dimple's wedding.

-Remember?
-I was not invited.

"Hide your heartaches
With some decoration"

"Free the birds of your heart
To mark this celebration"

"Free the birds
To mark this celebration"

"Hide your heartaches
With some decoration"

"Free the birds of your heart
To mark this celebration"

"You used to have
A variety to choose from"

"But this society
Wanted you to succumb"

"It wanted you under its thumb"

"The ones getting married
Are done for"

"Others can hit the dance floor"

"Hit the dance floor"

"Others can hit the dance floor"

"Hit the dance floor"

"Others can hit the dance floor"

"It's time to throw
All your inhibitions away"

"It's time to let your heart
Have its say"

"Dance till your feet ignite"

"This party will go on all night"

"So move your body and celebrate"

"The ones getting married
Will lose their glow"

"Others can hit the dance floor"

"Hit the dance floor"

"Others can hit the dance floor"

"Hit the dance floor"

"Others can hit the dance floor"

"Hit the dance floor"

"Others can hit the dance floor"

"Hit the dance floor"

"Others can hit the dance floor"

"Hit the dance floor"

"Others can hit the dance floor"

"Hit the dance floor"

"Others can hit the dance floor"

"The ones getting married
Are done for"

"Others can hit the dance floor"

"Hit the dance floor"

"Others can hit the dance floor"

"Hit the dance floor"

"Others can hit the dance floor"

"Hit the dance floor"

Do you think demonetisation
has been a success?

Gulati, your nephew fulfilled
his promise and that too on time.

Not bad.

Sit.

No, we are fine, sir.

It's just blood.

My wife had nicked her finger
while cutting fruit.

It must have dried by now. Sit.

What will you have?

I have a lot to offer.
Tell me.

How about some cl-ear soup?

Or some cold cuts, perhaps?

Count them carefully, you idiot.

We'll take your leave, sir.

Listen!

I told my wife about
your Save Me gun.

She really liked the idea.

I think I should make
that gun a part of my campaign.

I am going on a 5-city
comeback tour.

Media people
will be accompanying me.

So, I think I'll gift a Save Me gun
to all the women I come across.

We are repairing them, sir.
They will be ready in no time.

-Sure.
-We'll take your leave, sir.

-Boss.
-What?

Boss, isn't he the guy who
disappeared with your money?

The police raided the place and
seized Rs. 20 million in black money

from a money laundering agent.

That's Pinky.

As you can see,
the forensics team is already here.

Pinky is dead.

-They are collecting evidence...
-That means my money is gone.

-We'll take your leave, sir.
-I want my money back.

Launder my money
and get it back to me in 10 days!

We just gave you Rs. 1.8 million.

10 days!

You have to do it, Prathamesh.

Yes sir, I know it's an emergency.

Sir, all my men
are working non-stop

to ensure that we get all
your money back at the earliest.

-Very good, Prathamesh.
-Thank you.

-Proud of you.
-Thank you, sir.

Oh, damn!

Armaan, Neha has managed to get us
a blueprint of the police station.

This is where
they are holding Qazi.

We have no choice
but to break him out of there.

So, let's all study this in detail.

-Brilliant.
-Isn't it?

-Is this your idea?
-Don't give her all the credit.

We brainstormed over it.

Take a break, Uncle.

Soda and I will handle Qazi.

Can you please get
the shock gun repaired?

This guy cannot seem to think
beyond these shock guns.

I know what your agenda is.
I know everything.

What agenda do I have, Uncle?

One second,
I want to talk about this.

Hey, Prathamesh.

-What's the update?
-Wake up, brother.

His name is Prathamesh.

Prathamesh!

Are you Prathamesh's boss?

Sorry?

His call list showed many calls
to "Boss," so I called you.

Has he lost his cell phone?

No, he fainted while standing
in a queue outside the bank.

Oh, shit.

-I'll come and get him. Where is he?
-No, I can drop him.

I am a semi-retired person.
I have nothing better to do.

-Are you sure?
-Yes, absolutely.

Fine, I'll send you my location.

Poor chap, he's saying "money."

-He asked for water.
-No, he said "money."

-He asked for water, sir.
-Money.

-"Money."
-He's asking for water, sir.

-He is asking for water.
-He is saying "money."

He wants water, sir.

Close it.

Prathamesh,
you can't go hungry all day.

I knew it!

I knew from the beginning that Soda
and you were doing something illegal

using your start-up as a front.

-We're just doing business, Papa.
-With his dirty money?

Why are getting these kids
mixed in your shady dealings?

What will you do
with so much money?

You want to take it
into the after-life?

Have you considered
the consequences of your actions?

Why are you giving me
all the credit?

We brainstormed over it.

Armaan, you should stay
with your uncle.

There are no mosquitoes
where he lives.

His building has a liftman
to operate the elevator.

They have a marbled lobby.

Every flat gets two parking spaces.

-Three.
-Sir...

I need to use the washroom.

Armaan, I don't want your gift.

I have cancelled
the railway tickets for Hampi.

Wow, Indian Railways
just refunded Rs. 3,800.

Child, why are you wasting time
with your boyfriend here?

Retests are around the corner.

I am the one setting the retest
question paper for this term.

It is going to be very tough.

Go home, study
or you will flunk the test.

Go.

I guess I'll get going instead.

I am warning you I'll call
the police if you come home.

Take my warning seriously.

The retest question paper!

If you can get your hands on
the retest paper for Muthu,

he might agree to repair
your shock guns immediately.

Please pull over.

Rs. 90, sir.

Not a 2,000-rupee note, sir.
Please tender exact change.

This is what I got from the ATM.

Sir, this is all I got
from the ATM as well.

Then wait for me.
I have to go back anyway.

I'll arrange for change
on the way back.

I stay here.
I'll be back in five minutes.

Okay, sir.
But please hurry back.

Prakash, is my dad at home?

He has Zumba classes today.

-You owe me Rs. 90.
-What?

A guy got down from
my rickshaw and came here.

He said that he'll be back
in five minutes.

I am all alone here.

No one has come here.

He scammed me.

Sorry, sir.

Wait.

You shouldn't suffer a loss.

He owed you 90 bucks, right?

Wait here.

You!

Show some respect
for the elderly, mister.

Do you use the Digicash app?

Where have you kept the money?

Where is the money? Tell me!

The money is where?

He's not telling me
where the money is, sir.

Bloody hell!

At this rate, I'll never achieve
my target of Rs. 1 billion.

What's that sound you're making?

Do you want a lollipop?

You come here.

Wait.

I am coming there.

What is it?

-He isn't talking, right?
-Yeah.

-You should hit me in front of him.
-What?

Hit me as long as you want.
Use any method you want.

Make me lie naked on a brick
of ice and hit me with a whip.

Be so violent with me that
he blurts out everything out of fear.

Forget about human rights, sir.

You have my consent.

Good idea, sir.

-More.
-Yes, sir?

-Unbuckle your belt.
-What?

Pingle sir, Qazi's lawyer is here.

-God damn it!
-God damn it!

God damn it!

Next time, you better give me
some notice before coming here!

Notice?

We are in hot water, Qazi.

Please tell us where
you have kept the money.

I can tell you, sir.

But I have a condition.

Another condition?

What is it?

My mother's alone at home.

She suffers from a cocktail of

Alzheimer's, dementia
and schizophrenia.

You need to take care of her
for a few days.

Who me?

Just until my aunt shows up.

After that, I'll tell you
the location of the money.

What does your mother look like?

Wait, I'll show you.

-Lift my shirt.
-Huh?

Lift my shirt.

I'll come there
once I am done here.

He's my brother.

Madam?

Lady?

Aunty?

Oh, Qazi, you are back!

Wait, let me decrease the volume.

Come, have a seat.

Got it?

Yes.

I can't believe I have
the retest question paper!

Listen.

Can you also work on the product's
look while repairing it?

Make it look like
an Apple perhaps?

Fine, just get it working.

So I'm going to need
another million.

-Another million?
-Yes.

-Have you lost your mind?
-Have he lost his mind?

I have to replace
a lot of its parts.

And the part supplier
won't accept old notes now.

We will have to pay
in new notes now. That's why.

-Hello! We have already paid you.
-Don't make me hurt you, Muthu.

Try to understand.
You'll have to change the parts.

So, you'll have to arrange
the money.

-Please.
-Muthu.

-Muthu...
-The bell is going.

I'll have to go to class now.

-Please arrange the money, okay?
-Muthu!

-Try to understand.
-Return that question paper!

-I have to go now.
-Return that question paper!

Do you know any contract killer?

Call him,
because I want to kill this...

Armaan?

I am not crying.

I've got dust in one eye
and conjunctivitis in the other.

Armaan?

It's contagious.
It spreads through touching.

Why did I even come up
with this shock gun idea?

We will never get them working.

We are all going to lose our ears.

Armaan, I have new currency notes.

Huh?

No, I don't.

I was just bluffing.
I wasn't thinking.

Neha?

I do actually.

See, the money we gave to Muthu...

I had kept some of it for myself.

But Muthu and I
have an understanding.

We had made a deal,
and that was my share.

So, I took that money
and got it laundered.

So, I now have new currency notes,
which technically belong to you.

I know this is unethical.

And that's why
I am thinking that...

I want to give you
these new notes for your product,

because it is
the right thing to do.

This product is
so important to you.

And for some strange reason,

something that's important
to you is important for me as well.

I just don't understand why.
It was my cut and I just...

Muthu!

"Don't know what day it was
But it felt like"

"It was the start of summer"

"I looked into your eyes
For the first time"

"And realised that I'm all yours"

"I'm the river you course through"

"You're the moon
And I embrace you like a cloud"

"I'm music, and you're the chords"

"You're the ground
That holds me steady"

"I am yours"

"I am yours"

"I am yours"

"You're the rhythm
That keeps my heart alive"

"I am the sky
And you're an eager bird"

"You like a caravanserai
In the midst of an arduous journey"

"It's like a night traveller
Found a new dawn"

"I am yours"

"I am yours"

"I am yours"

"Like a fragrant morn"

"Your smile brightens things up"

"If I could"

I'd add all my days to your life"

"You're the rain, I'm the wind
I'm stubborn, and you're fluid"

"I am a house
And you're the way to it"

"You're the worship, I'm the light
You're god, and I'm the prayer"

"I'm the lips
And you're the words I speak"

"I'll be there
Through the change of the seasons"

"Starting the fire in my embers"

"Take my hand
And we'll dance through the rain"

"And I'll keep you warm
In December"

"Wherever I find you beside me"

"Is the place where I belong"

"It's like the day dawns"

"Only after I see your face"

"I love you more
Than I love myself"

"You're held in highest esteem"

"I can't live without you
Even for a moment"

"You're also the one
I could die for"

"I am yours"

"I am yours"

"I am yours"

"I am yours"

Nice!

At least we got the money back.

Worst case, we can return
these old notes to Gautam Acharya.

-Yes.
-Even the guns are repaired.

You just think about your guns.

This is why I say you have an agenda.
Guns, guns, guns!

Uncle, I'll call you back.

"Say aloud! Hail Goddess"

"Say aloud! Hail Goddess"

Qazi.

Qazi.

Hello, brother.

Hello to you too.
Peace be upon you.

I wanted to thank you
on my mom's behalf.

You don't need.
She's my mother too.

So, where are you calling from?

What did I tell you?

These people have nothing on me.

They had no proof.

They had to let me go.

By the way, we got the money.

By the way, return it.

As promised...

I shall convert those old notes
into new ones for you.

Okay, I'll bring the money to you.

No, he'll come here.
I'll send him the location.

Yes, the delay is from his end.

He owes us doorstep service.

-Heard that?
-Yes, I got the address.

I'm close by.
I'll see you soon.

See you.

Ask Qazi to convert
the money within 2 days.

We'll throw it
on Gautam Acharya's face!

We'll throw it on his ears!

No, that's my Sai Baba ring.

Can't punch Sai Baba.

The gun is working fine?

The gun is of export quality now.

Wait, I'll give a demo.

It's a ladies product.

So, a lady should give the demo.

She's right.

What's this?

What?

On your neck.

What?

On your neck.

It's not what you're thinking.

-Soda...
-Armaan...

I shared my emotions with you.

You knew my feelings.

You knew my plans for future.

Despite that...

What is he talking about?

You keep quiet!

You're right.
Never trust a Neha!

Soda, calm down.
We'll talk it out.

-I want to go home.
-No! No going anywhere.

-We'll talk, Soda. Soda...
-Move aside.

-Nothing has happened.
-Move back.

-And it didn't even mean anything.
-Move back.

-Or I'll shoot.
-That's switched on.

-No... Soda--
-I'll press it.

-Listen to me.
-I'll say it.

-What?
-I'll say "save me."

What a welcome!

I love this electric guitar.

Qazi! The police has
the surrounded this place.

You got the police.

Qazi betrayed us.

In the police station,
you kept saying

that you're innocent.

Now, we followed you here.

Let's see how innocent you are.

-Saw that?
-Whoever is inside...

Qazi doesn't betray anyone.

...listen carefully.

There's three minutes to 4:00.

By 4 o'clock, if you people...

don't come out...

I'll raid this place...

so ruthlessly...

so mercilessly that...

Stop pointing, you idiot.

-Yes, sir.
-Nab them!

Stop!

Armaan!

No! Soda will see us.

Stop!

-Nab them!
-Yes, sir.

Stop!

Uncle, give that ball.

-Uncle, please give the ball.
-Run.

Chauhan, this is why I say you
should come for fitness training.

Ball, Uncle...

-Qazi!
-Yes.

Soda...

I'm not coming.

Soda!

Where did they go?

Run, get them!

Hey!

Get them!

Get him!

-Doing that, sir.
-Go!

Where did he go?

Vivek P. Sodani.

You ratted us out?

Traitor.

Coward.

What do I tell you now?

You betrayed your friend
for a girl...

Yes...

she's no ordinary girl.
She's Neha.

But still!

This isn't about you and Neha.

You don't know what they did to me.

Should I turn off the waterfall?

Please don't turn off
the waterfall.

Sir, doing that causes health
and respiratory and complications.

Sir...

What are you hiding?

Give it.

A glass tortoise!

This dispels negative energy.

And attracts wealth.

Sir!

Sir, please don't lean on
the dining table while questioning.

Move this.

-Sir...
-Move it.

The table should always stay
in the north-east...

I'll... I'll tell you!

Stop. Speak.

-There!
-What's our total so far?

We have Rs. 9.82 million, sir.

Rs. 9.82 mill...

I recognise you guys.

You kids gave me a lift that day.

I thought you were virtuous,

but you turned out to be dubious.

Do you know who I was earlier?

Tell them.

A lunch-delivery boy.

So now, for as long as possible...

I'll make sure
you eat food in jail.

Super-watery gravy.

Flatbread as hard as poppadom.

And poppadom softer than flatbread.

It'll all be vegetarian, right?

Pure vegetarian.

But sometimes you may find
mosquitoes, flies

dead lizards or cockroaches
in there.

You see, you'll need to
be flexible, okay?

Flexible.

Let's go.

Look, I can't reach it.

The phone.

They didn't confiscate your phone?

There are 7 missed calls
from Gautam Acharya.

He has sent a video too.

A video of someone's ear?

Is that Papa?

Sure looks like him.

Hey, why are you making a video?

-It's ringing.
-He's calling.

It's ringing. Hurry up.

I can't.

Move your hand this way.

-Gulati?
-Acharya sir!

I'm at the airport
doing customs duty.

Zoom!

Did you see the video?

Yes, I did.

The 10-day deadline
comes to an end in 2 days.

I want my cash the day after.
All of it.

Look...

next week,

my 5-city comeback tour begins.

Nothing can go wrong.

Hello! Gulati?

Hey, Gulati?

-Hello?
-What's this?

-Gulati?
-Mr. Acharya...

if you could give us
some more time--

Hey, Gulati!
I want the whole amount,

or you and those kids
will meet your maker. The end!

Same goes
for your imported girlfriend.

And also for your brother,
the college professor.

You only have 2 days.

Why is he dragging Papa into this?

Good I sent Viviana to her parents.

Or she'd have to eat
the hard flatbreads here.

Give me the phone.

-Hello, Prathamesh.
-Yes, sir.

-Go to Papa and be with him.
-Why, sir?

You're in charge
of his security, okay?

-Hand over the phone.
-He's the body, and you're the guard.

He's Salman, and you're Shera.

I'm telling you, if we don't go
to Gautam Acharya in 2 days,

he'll know we're in jail.

And then, goodbye, ears.
Goodbye, life.

What happened?

It was a spider.

You should've let it bite me.

He must be hungry.

Goodbye, ears! Goodbye, life!

The main point is that...

Papa mustn't pay for our mistakes.

"Our mistakes"?

Our mistakes have happened
because of your mistakes.

Agreed that we too made mistakes,

but you're the main culprit.

You're the president
of all mistakes.

I'd told you
that this is illegal.

That this is risky.

But did you listen? No!

All you do in life is overcommit!

Oh, hello!
I did this for all of us, okay?

Oh, hello!
You did this only for yourself...

and for your pride.

What did you want to become?

Elon Musk.

Thank you.

Elon Musk, my foot!

You just want to be a hero.

You knew full well that
we can't handle Rs. 50 million.

Despite that, you took
Rs. 50 million from Uncle. Why?

Because you can do everything.

And you insist on
dragging me along.

I get dragged
into your business plans.

I get dragged
into your love story too!

I'm not interested anymore.
I'm done!

You wanted to be a hero.

Now see where
that has landed us all!

Soda!

Are you done with the blame game?

Armaan, you're stubborn,

you never say please,
you're arrogant.

Your "I never bow down
to anyone" crap.

It's very annoying!
I'm done now.

If we don't reach his place
in 2 days--

Goodbye, ears! Goodbye, life!

Constable sir, hi!
Is Mr. Pingle in?

I don't have time for this.
Take him away.

Sir, one second.
I'm telling the truth.

It was all his money.

He's a bad man.
He's dangerous and corrupt.

He cuts off people's ears, sir.

Listen.

We can't do anything
to Gautam Acharya, okay?

Let me know if you have
information about someone else.

Sir had met his target
of Rs. 1 billion.

Then Acharya used his influence
and took back Rs. 20 million.

Kotak!

The police takes information,
doesn't provide it.

Then, sir...

let's take back
the 20 million from him.

It's yours not his.

"Let's take it back"?

Are you a team member?

Take him away!

-Let's go.
-Sir...

I have an idea.

I have an idea, sir.

I'll help you get that money back.

We can catch Gautam Acharya
red-handed...

with evidence.

-Yeah, sure!
-Let's go.

No, wait a second.

I'm talking about his benefit here,
and you're dragging me away.

This is tied so tightly!
What am I, a bull?

My idea will help him
meet his target of Rs. 1 billion.

He'll complete his century.

He'll be on television.

He might get the President's Award too.

As a return gift, book us under
some petty crime and let us out...

on bail.

What's the idea?

Using my CEO abilities,

I have won
Inspector Tukaram Pingle's trust.

Here's the plan.

We have to enter the lion's den

and extract his teeth.

From his side,

Inspector Tukaram Pingle has
pressurised the department

and arranged new notes for us.

After the authorisation
from 7 superiors,

the new currency notes have been
arranged for us from the budget of

the Ministry of Garbage
and Sewage Disposal.

We have to give these notes
to Gautam Acharya

and assure him

that his money is
being laundered efficiently.

And now for the tricky part.

Using all our skills,

we have to extract more black money
from Gautam Acharya

so that Tukaram Pingle and his team

can raid the place

and arrest Gautam Acharya

with the old notes.

Red-handed.

Just Rs. 10 million?

Mr. Acharya, please trust us.

We'll return all your money
very soon.

Besides, the government is about to
increase people's withdrawal limit.

Why have 5 people
come to deliver one bag?

All 5 of us will come to deliver
the remaining amount too, sir.

We've made a WhatsApp group.

By the way, I'm Qazi.
Their partner.

Ear cutting is a great idea, sir.

Bablu.

Looks like we've trusted
the wrong people.

Where are our other men?

Boss, they are outside
his father's institute...

having snacks.

-Having snacks?
-With their own money.

You're worrying for no reason, sir.

We'll keep our promise.

See this.

As promised.

For your campaign.

Fully functioning.

Full functioning?

Love the name
you've given this product.

The Save Me gun.

-It works, boss.
-Good.

This is just one piece.

Where are the rest?

Sir, your name is getting printed
on them.

All pieces
will be delivered by evening.

You know...

my wife says

these guns are a great addition
to my campaign.

She's right, sir.

There's nothing bigger
than women's safety.

Women constitute
50% of the vote bank.

And your election symbol
is also a ladies' handbag.

Sir, here's what I believe...

your tour...

your 5-city tour...

it's a great idea!

But for 5 cities,

1,000 pieces will be too less.

So, you should place an order
of 5,000, 10,000,

even 20,000 pieces.

You should give us more money, sir.

Am I running a welfare trust here?

You haven't even returned
my money yet,

and you want more money!

No, sir, that's not what I meant.

I said that because...

our gun manufacturer

is still accepting old notes.

-Yes.
-If you have...

-more--
-I don't.

Boss, the 20 million we got back,

-instead of sending it to Nepal--
-You have money!

Sir has more money!

Sir, bring that money out
and hand it to us.

Then we'll show you!

-Our magic.
-Magic.

I'll be right back.

I've given Pingle a missed call.

Hope he'll be here on time.

Yes, Dabbawalas are always on time.

This is my last 20 million.

I'm trusting you again, Gulati.

Take this and leave.

Let's count these.

Yes.

Why count?

It's around 20 million.

Accounts should always be
in order, sir.

You people are causing
a traffic jam here.

Hey...

We're late.

Sir, I guess this ATM
has received cash after a long time.

People are refusing to make way.

Reverse the car.

...46, 47...

...68, 69, 70...

See, now you've confused me.

Now I'll have to count again.

Oh, come on! It's Rs. 20 million.
Get going now.

What's the problem now?

There's some protest, sir.

An anti-demonetisation rally.

Reverse the car.

Down with demonetisation!

End this oppression!

I'm done too.

Good. The counting is done.

Put everything in the bag
and leave.

Let's do one thing.

We'll segregate these notes
based on their serial numbers.

I mean, odd numbers here
and even numbers there.

-Good idea.
-Why?

All hail demonetisation!

What the...

Sir...

this time,
it's a pro-demonetisation rally.

Hey, stop that!
I'll arrest everyone!

What happened, sir?

-What are you hiding?
-Nothing.

Whom are you calling?
What is it? Show me.

Sir...

Whom are you calling?

Sub-Inspector Tukaram Pingle.

Raid officer.
Boss, they've called the police.

You called the police?

-Sir...
-Leave him.

I'm trying to talk to sir.

Make them all sit.

He saves people under
wrong names as a joke.

-Bablu.
-Sit down.

I'll go hide the money.

Listen...

tell our men
to cut off his dad's ear.

-Yes, boss.
-No!

I'll deal with them later.

Hey...

Bablu, will you cut off
our ears too?

Rickshaw!

Hello!

Move.

Check the whole bungalow.

-Check every corner.
-Pawar...

-go upstairs.
-Yes, sir.

Sorry, Uncle.

Message the boss. Say "all okay."

Papa is fine.

You sure he teaches at IIT, right?

That's what they said.

What's going on?

Get out.

-Where are you going?
-Inside.

What's happening?

We received a tip that you have
black money in your house.

What are you saying?
There's no black money here.

Get going now.

What's this?

What's in the bag?

This is the bag you gave us,
the one with the police markings.

Chauhan!

Seize this.

Be careful of the glassware!

You know...

I'm MLA Gautam Acharya.

One call to the commissioner,

and you all will be transferred
to Gadchiroli.

That's near Nagpur.

One at a time...

Have you heard of Mr. Ranade?

Home Secretary Ranade.

I don't want to disturb him.

Now I guess I'll have to call him.

Then you'll know.

He's a busy man.

He didn't answer.
Told you he's a busy man.

-Sir!
-Yes.

There's nothing upstairs.

But we found about
150 ladies handbags.

Of course, there's nothing.
Ask them.

They're your stooges.

Your agents.

Black money in my house!

Sir, your wife is on the line.

Later. Does she want new bag?

Bablu,
the police will take time.

Arrange for refreshments
for everyone.

It's time for my gym.

If you find anything,

come to the gymkhana
with a warrant.

Gymkhana? We should come
to the gymkhana?

What's this gymkhana nonsense?

Bablu, handle everything.

-Call me if there's a problem.
-Okay, boss.

Why are you letting him go?

How do I stop him
when we haven't found any money?

The money was right here, sir.

Rs. 20 million in cash.

It was in our hands.

Then where did it go?

We made him bring it out.
Now he's hidden it.

Had you come on time, you would have
caught it on camera. But you were late!

Don't you dare take that tone
with me.

I'll lock you up again.

Yes, scold us
while the real culprit...

-What?
-In the car.

-"In the car" what?
-The money is in the car.

-In the car...
-Hurry up.

Reliable Mall has all brands.

Reliable Mall makes life grand.

Stop him!

Stop the car.

Stop!

Let's go!

Stop.

How will you stop the car
with a baton?

Move.

Stop.

Move.

I'll run you over.

Come on.

Move aside.

I'll run you over.

God damn it!

I won't let you flee.

Stop.

Move.

-Get the car.
-The car is on the other side.

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demonetisation offer!

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Gundecha! Gundecha!

Sir, why didn't you shoot him?

We're carrying out a raid,

not a custodial killing.

I meant the tyre.

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Hey!

Hey!

Goodness!

Guess your gun worked.

Sir, these are the bags.

These are the bags.

-May I?
-No.

-Did you record everything?
-No, sir. Should I?

Now he can claim
we planted the money.

Sir!

Sir, I have recorded everything.

Very good. Seize his phone.

Sir...

-your century isn't complete yet.
-Why?

Your total
is still Rs. 9,99,970,000.

You're Rs. 30,000 away
from the Rs. 1 billion target.

You got out on 99.

Rs. 30,000?

You can raid any place
and get 30,000.

Hey! Delete those photos.

Put these boxes in the storeroom.

Sir, one second.
Why are you putting the boxes away?

Listen, wait outside. More...

-Go out.
-Sir...

Look, sir...
It's just 30,000.

-Let me think.
-What's there to think about?

One second, sir! What's going on?

What's with the obsession
with 1 billion?

You want to nab
black money hoarders.

But instead, you're the one
hoarding black money.

Currently in India, the person with
the most black money is you!

-What did you say?
-Nothing, sir.

Please return my guns
and let us go.

I'm bowing down to you, sir.

Armaan...

we don't bow down to anyone.

I never get to keep my cut!

Congratulations, sir.

Congrats.

Let's go.

-Take a photo.
-He has met his target.

Smile, please.

Sir, smile a little more.

Our investors have emailed.

There's a company in China.

They want to order 100,000 pieces.

They're asking if we can
deliver them in a month.

No, no, no.

I want to make some improvements
to the product.

Soda, our idea was great,

but we couldn't execute it right.

Nothing like that.

Everyone liked our idea.

We have investors.

One mustn't delay with a good idea.

But one mustn't rush it either.

We made that mistake the last time.

We were confident of our idea,
so we executed it overnight.

Then what happened? We messed up.

Look...

the intention is more important
than execution and the product.

Our intention was always good.

We made this product
for the country.

Yes, but intention isn't enough.

People don't care about intention
but implementation.

So, next time,

there will be good intentions

as well as planning
and mind-blowing execution too.

You're both at it again?

Debating demonetisation.

-Demonetisation?
-Oh, no, we were...

Oh!

Oh!