All language subtitles for CHiPs S02E18

Good morning.
May I help you?

I sure hope so.

You have a nice day.

'All units in the vicinity
of Hill and Washington'

'we have a report of a 2-11
at Security United Bank.'

Oh! Oh!

Kiss that one goodbye.

Uh, let's call it in,
do a pattern search.

That a boy.

That was CHP,
man. Motorcycles.

Motorcycles!

So next time we'll plan
for cycles. Big deal.

Come on, let's get
these decals off.

Hey, come on, man, we've got
a timetable to keep.

Hey, cheer up.

Another hit or two,
and the treasury

of the
Southern Cal Rally Association

will be solvent.

Hey, this is never
gonna work, man.

Look, why don't we just
tell them the truth, huh?

We borrowed
the prize money.

The word's embezzled, partner.

Yeah, you and your
sure-shot highflier.

I'm making it up
to you, ain't I?

With a bonus.

So just stow it.

Hey. Ha ha ha!

Really fooled her,
didn't it, huh?

Whoo!

Let's get going, the rally
passes by here soon.

Alright.

'15, 7 Mary, 1 LA,
can you copy a 10'

LA, 7 Mary 4.

'7 Mary 4, please land line
S-4 as soon as possible.'

10-4, LA.

Why would Getraer
want me to call him?

I don't know. We'd better go
to a phone and find out.

I just thought you'd wanna know
your mother called.

She's flying into
LAX on the 4:40 from Chicago.

My mother, today?

Is something wrong?

No, no, just sounded

like she was coming
for a visit.

Look, uh, what I wanted
to know was, uh

what happened to those
robbery suspects?

Hey, what can I say, uh

we lost them.

You lost them?

Yeah. Listen,
I got to go, okay?

- Something's wrong.

My mother's flying in
on the 4:40 from Chicago.

Hey, great!

Operator? Hello, uh.

Yes, can I have
the telephone number

for Timely Furniture Rentals?

Oh, Ponch.

Alright, I'm coming.

Potzirella?

Yes, this is the place.

Could you guys please rush it?

- Sure.
- Thanks.

Yeah. I know, Jon, you're
waiting for me at the corner.

The movers
just got here.

I'll be over there
in a couple of minutes.

Alright? Okay, bye.

Hey, listen, I'm
in kind of a jam, uh.

I got to go to the airport
to pick up my mother, uh.

Could you guys put
this stuff around?

You know,
arrange it, maybe?

Yeah, got you.
We'll spread it around.

Alright.

'Do not leave your automobiles
unattended. Thank you.'

- 'This Area is..'
- We're late.

- '...loading and unloading..'
- Man, don't look at me.

'Please do not leave the
automobiles unattended.'

'Thank you.'

'This area is for
loading and unloading only.'

'Please do not leave
your automobiles unattended.'

'Thank you.'

'Passengers, please proceed
to gate 10-B.'

'Thank you.'

Mom!

Mom!

Aw! Mmm.

I knew you'd be late.

I knew you'd understand.

Jon! Oh, how nice
of you to come.

You're as handsome
as ever.

Thank you.

Just like my son.

You took the words
right out of my mouth.

Let's get your luggage.

Oh, right here.

'
- I'm traveling light.

Ah, how long
are you staying?

My loving offspring,
five minutes in town

and he's already asking me
when I'm leaving.

No, no, never mind.
Take me to my hotel.

Hotel? Hold it. You think
I'd let you do that?

No way. You visit me,
you stay with me.

But Francis,
I've made reservations.

We'll, cancel them.

Yeah, wait till you
see his new place, huh?

Yeah, and don't expect
it to be spotless.

I haven't had time
to clean it up.

I know how you clean.

'Thank you.'

'This area is for loading
and unloading only.'

'Please do not leave your
automobile unattended.'

'Thank you.'

Francis...this is your car?

It's not as bad
as you think, ma.

This car and I have been through
a lot together.

It sure looks it.

Of course, there are a few
things I've got to fix up.

Did it come
like this?

Comfy, isn't it?

Is something burning?

The price was right.

How right?

I bought it
at a fire sale.

It's right near the water

quiet and meditative.

There's a switchboard,
laundry room--

'Hi, Ponch.'

Hi.

And the pool, mom.

He's a very popular guy.

Now, there's underground
parking, elevators--

'Hi, guys.'

Hi.

There's barbecues,
cable TV, fire alarms.

- Hi, Ponch.
- Hi.

My place has
a great view, mom.

Listen, uh, I really
have to scoot

so I'll see you
both tomorrow, huh?

Oh, Jon, it's been
so nice seeing you.

Yeah, same here.
Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

- See ya, Ponch.
- Bye.

Uh, it's nothing elaborate, ma

it's just kind
of my humble abode

so please don't expect
too much, alright?

Uh.

Well, hi-hi, Ponch.

Well, uh, what's your
idea of too much?

Uh, listen,
I hope you don't mind

I had to use your shower,
mine's broken.

Oh, uh...mom, this
is Susan Stuart.

- Mmm.
- Yeah, we're neighbors.

Well, I've always taught my sons
to be good neighbors.

Yeah, you did.

Oh, um, Susan,
this is my mother.

Your mother? Wow!

Um, hey, listen, why don't
you come inside? Come on.

Yeah, yeah,
come on, ma.

It's beautiful!

Not to expect too much.

It's lovely.

This is very expensive.

Oh, it's, uh..

Mom, why don't you
go in the bedroom

where you're gonna be staying?

Right in there, ma.

What is all this about?
Is this my apartment or what?

Yes. Well, we helped the movers
and added a few touches.

I hope you like it.

When do we eat?
I'm starving.

Hey, gorgeous,
your place or mine?

Oh, yeah. The myna bird's
a pill...so watch out.

Bye.

Bye.

'Aah! Francis!'

Francis!

Francis! Oh,
I'm getting seasick!

Just stop moving, ma!

Me? It's moving!

Just relax. Trust me.

Yeah, is that what you tell
all your house guests? Oh!

Well, if you don't like it,
ma, you'll be the first.

Oh, God. At bedtime, I'll take
a Dramamine. Oh, my!

So how are the guys?

I got a letter
from dad last week.

Oh, well, let me see.
Your brother Robert.

He's office manager
for your dad.

And your brother Martin

he's head draftsman
for the business..

...with four assistants.

Look..

...ever since
you moved to Chicago

dad's business has boomed.

'And I know
nothing would please him'

and you, and my brothers

more than if I came back
and joined the business.

No, no, no, no,
it's true.

But that's
just not for me.

You're so right.

You don't have a secret
boyfriend out here, do you?

Oh, at my age?

Ah, you're a beauty.
You know that.

You'll be knocking 'em
dead when you're 90.

No, I came to sample
some seafood

see some old friends

and have a good time
with my son.

Okay. It's good
to have you here.

'Cause that bomb scam
worked the first time

they'll probably
try to use it again.

I'd like to nail those guys
before they hurt somebody.

Oh, that's beginner's luck.
We'll get 'em next time, huh.

Alright, okay,
but you two be careful

you, especially.

I always am.

Yeah, well, I don't
want any accidents

spills, near-spills,
not even a ding, hmm?

You know, you take
all the fun out of it.

Yeah.

- Hi.
- 'Hi.'

Hi.

Hi. I'm Frank Poncherello.
This is Jon Baker.

Hi. I'm Roberta.

And my name's Janice.

Look, uh, are all those people
in the rally, too?

Yeah, we come from all over

the western United States.

- Sounds like fun.
- We've only gotten lost once.

Well, everybody else did, too.

Well, look, If you need
any help

let me know, huh?

Yeah, uh, we know this area

like the back of our hands.

Hey, that'd be neat, in the next
three days we have to cover

over nine hundred miles.

'And every night,
there's a party.'

Hey, tomorrow night's
a square dance.

You guys wanna come?

'Units in the vicinity
of the intersection'

'at Belmar and Lomond'

'respond to assist LAPD,
a 2-11 at Century Bank.'

'Suspects reported heading east
on Culver Boulevard.'

Sounds like our guys.

Sorry, ladies, duty calls.

Oh, maybe we'll see you later?

Yeah, maybe. Good luck
on the road rally.

Alright, thank you.

This is what a road rally
ought to be like, huh?

Ah-hah!

LA 15, 7 Mary Charles,
in pursuit of 2-11 suspects

heading westbound on Yucca.

Hey, they're gainin' on us!

I hope nobody's messed
with that truck.

Hey, don't cringe up
on me now!

Woo-hoo!

Well, I'll check out
the truck.

Yeah, 10-to-1, it's stolen.

Wait a minute.
There it is.

Uh, it didn't have
any flames on it

or the one behind it.

That's a neat
coincidence, huh?

Better check out
our road rally buddies.

You just read
my mind, partner.

Okay, I'll write it up.
See you back at Central.

And, Ponch,
be careful, huh?

Mark, 6-R.

Three forty eight.

Take over for me, Jim

Hi. What can I do for you?

Uh, we just thought we'd drop
in, see how things are going.

Oh, Couldn't be better, uh..

Got a good rally here,
over 150 cars in it.

Do they all pass
through here?

Sometime today, yeah.

Here and six other checkpoints
along the route.

We take their
mileages, times

and, uh...make sure they're
all under the speed limit.

Has anybody
been way behind?

Nope, this is one of
the closest car rallies

I've ever clocked.

Excuse me, I got to
get back to work.

If you have any more questions,
just let me know.

Alright.

You got to admit,
this is a great cover.

Yeah, but if everybody's
gonna be on time

after following
those crazy directions

they aren't gonna
have time to rob a bank.

Yeah, but it's
still too neat.

I mean, you know
somebody's dirty here.

Mom?

Who's got the dough, brother?

Well, button up, pal, huh?

Arrest him, officer,
delinquency to a minor.

- 'You think you're so smart.'
- Mom!

What do you think
I am, a bird?

Oh, I'm sorry I'm late.

I expected to be home sooner,
but the buses! Ooh!

Buses

Well, I went to
a few of the stores

stopped at the market

and got everything
I need to make

one of your favorite dishes.

Baked veal, stuffed!

I remember the first time
you cooked that.

I didn't know
what it was..

...but suddenly I felt
like we were

the richest family
in the Barrio.

We were.

Maybe not so much
in the money

but we were together,
we were happy.

I just hope we never
forget the values

that made life worthwhile
when we were poor.

I don't think we can.

They go too deep, ma.

Why don't you forget this,
and come on over here, sit down.

Do you remember
Jorge Santiago, Rose's son?

You used to play
together.

Play? I used to fight him
at least once a week.

Well...do you know that
he's made Rose a grandmother?

Two of the most
beautiful little boys.

Hey, that's fantastic, ma.

And her youngest daughter
married a fine young man.

Mom?

Is that what
this is all about?

What do you mean?

You looking out
for my happiness.

I mean, I appreciate it,
I really do.

But you shouldn't have come
all this way just to do that

settle down with
a family number on me.

I haven't found
that special person.

But it's fun looking.

Yeah, it's fun looking.

But you know what
the real fun's gonna be?

Hitting it as lucky
as my father did

the first time
he saw you.

I love you.

I love you, too, mom.

Now..

...do you want to tell
me why you're here?

Oh, relax.

There doesn't have to be
a reason for everything.

- Morning, sarge.
- Hi, good morning.

- This is my mother.
- Aha.

I've been showing
her around Central

giving her an idea
of what the CHP Is about.

- Hello.

It's very nice to meet you,
Mrs. Poncherello.

I'm sure your son's been
giving you a top-flight tour.

Oh, yes, he has.
It's a pleasure to meet you.

Francis speaks
so highly of you.

Well, Mrs. Poncherello,
Jon and, uh

Frank are good men.

Would you mind if I spoke
to them privately?

Oh, no, not at all.
Go ahead.

- I'm sure it's important.
- Yeah, it is.

- Be right out, ma.
- Excuse me.

Well, I suppose you guys
are pleased with yourselves.

Every law enforcement
officer in LA

was listening to my units
closing in on an easy pinch.

And what happens?

Nothing!

Sarge, you knew
about the semi.

I mean, there was nothing
we could do.

Ah, three officers
led down an alley?

I mean, you should have
smelled that one coming.

That trick's
as old as the hills.

Well, sarge, uh,
maybe your hills

are a little
older than ours.

Now listen,
Poncherello, don't..

Look, two times
those jokers have given us..

...you...you, the slip.

Well, uh,
they are slick, sarge.

I mean, we think
they have a pattern.

Every time, they have
an escape route set up.

A pattern?

You think they're
setting up a pattern.

Look, I don't want a
Sherlock Holmes or a Sam Spade.

I want traffic officers,
not gumshoes.

'Sarge, that's
not the way it is.'

Well, just keep it
that way, okay?

Okay, now we got a briefing.

Frank, your mother's welcome
to sit in if she wants.

Oh, she'd like to,
but no time.

Alright.

That's just part
of the job, mom.

Does that
happen often?

- No.
- Oh, yes.

Once in a while.

- Hi, Jon.
- Hey, Ponch.

Oh, Grossie,
this is my mother.

Oh, Mrs. Poncherello,
great to meet you.

Hello.

It's really nice you
could be with us today.

Oh, yes, I'm finding it
very informative.

Have a nice day.

You know, your mom's
really something.

Yeah, mom's always
been pretty amazing.

I'm just glad you decided
to let her have a good time

and not worry
why she's out here.

She's having
a good time

and I am worried.

She knows something I don't.

Aw, Ponch.

No, you don't understand.

When they moved to Chicago,
my dad flew

she took a bus.

When my mother gets on a plane,
something's wrong.

'All units, vicinity
of Melrose and La Brea'

'a 2-11 at Federated Bank'

'suspects in late model MG,
heading east on Melrose.'

They're going
down this time.

LA 15, 7 Mary 3 and 4,
rolling from Cahuenga.

'10-4, 7 Mary 3 and 4.'

Are you okay?

I'll be okay when
we nail those guys.

Oh, no!

Not you, Ponch.

It's not his motor,
it's mine.

That's not so bad.

Hey, thanks a lot.

Can you believe it?

I think we ought to catch up
with Roberta and Janice

and take them up
on that square dance.

Uh, I can't.

I have my sister's
birthday party

but it's business,
ask Getraer, alright.

Getraer?

Does he know how
to square dance?

Well, if he doesn't, uh,
Ponch can teach him.

Whoo!

Ha ha!

Okay, way to go, sarge!

I'm telling you, the dark-haired
one's the same chippy, man.

Look, cops can dance, too.
Big deal.

Yeah, but he's on to us.

Look, if they don't
catch us at the scene

we got the perfect alibi,
come on.

A lot of fun, huh?

Yeah, it is.

And you party like this
every night?

That's right.

- Hmm.
- Oh, yeah.

Oh, may I get you
some more cider?

Oh, I'll get it,
Mrs. Poncherello.

No, no, no.
Stay right there.

Thanks.

Say, uh, does anybody know where
tomorrow's course will go?

Only the rally master.
That's Jack.

Everyone else gets
a set of the directions

the start of each day.

See, and then
you have to figure out

the course as you go along.

Except for this year
someone stole

a set of Jack's guide sheets.

'Yeah, and it's too late'

'to change the courses, so..'

Would you, uh, excuse us
for just a moment?

- Sure.
- Sure, we'll be right here.

Okay.

Stolen rally sheets.

Now, that explains
why they make it

through the
checkpoints on time.

Sure, they just slip in with

the rest of the sports cars
free and clear.

And make a quick
change on the car.

Magnetic decals probably.

Like those ugly things

you were always sticking
on the family car?

Yes, mother.

The car never did run
the same after that summer.

What's up?

Well, we got a pretty
strong hunch

that somebody's using
the rally as a cover

while they do a few, uh,
bank withdrawals.

Well, if I wanted to catch them,
I would post a lookout

at any bank
close to tomorrow's route.

Wouldn't you?

'Left, three blocks.'

Got it.

Alright, right, three miles

bearing left when
the road forks.

Got it. Hold it,
here's another one

closer yet,
closer yet.

California Union Bank

Century and Western.

Century and Western.
Got it.

- Oh, good morning.
- Uh, good morning.

Don't get up, just, uh,
stay right where you are.

Uh, just hear us out,
huh, sarge?

We checked the rally
course for today.

It passes close to three banks.

I see.

We think one of the banks
is gonna be robbed.

Alright, alright,
we'll, uh, work with LAPD

and assist with
the perimeter control.

You guys take
the bank you want.

That would be
the California Union Bank

Western and Century.

Strictly routine, ma.

Go get 'em.

Let's hit it.

Be careful.

Uh..

...maybe I shouldn't have
come in at all today.

Hey, Mrs. Poncherello

if he wasn't top-notch

he wouldn't be out there.

Thanks, sergeant.

If he wasn't top-notch,
he wouldn't be a Poncherello.

There you go.

Good morning.
May I help you?

I believe you can.

Look!

Larry!

Are you injured?

They're gonna probably try
to get out through the pipes

of the flood
control watch.

I'll cut him off.

They want an escape route,
let's give 'em one.

- It's alright.
- Come on, man.

Will you just relax. Look at
the tunnel. What do you think?

- Yeah.

- Alright, let's go.
- Alright!

Hey, we're not gonna
make it through there.

We haven't got a choice!

Ah!

High marks for
brain work, guys.

Hey, sergeant,
I want you to notice

no accidents, spills,
not even a ding.

Uh, well, it's a good thing.

That was an easy ride.

In closing, I wanna commend
officers Baker, Baricza

Cahill, and Poncherello

in the apprehension of
our drive-in bank robbers.

It was neat, clean,
and by the book.

'You made the patrol
look good.'

'I wanna thank you.'

Now...for an unusually
pleasant note

'I want to make a presentation.'

For one year's service
without an accident

I'd like to present
a safety citation

to Officer..

...Frank Poncherello.

Me?

I never thought I'd
see the day, either, Frank.

That's why you've been
on my tail all week.

You had us worried.

You were getting down
to the qualifying deadline.

One more scratch
on your motorcycle

would've been back
to square one.

- Sure, I planned it.

Thanks for the confidence,
partner.

After all, I had you covered.

Look out now,
coming through.

Good stuff on its way.

Here you go, Ponch.
Homemade by your mom and me

right here in our own kitchen.

- Congratulations, buddy.
- Thanks.

Here you go.

Aw!

I love you, ma.

'Hurray, Ponch!'

Hey, hey, Ponch!

She went shopping one day.

It'll all fit back here.

Okay, Mrs. Poncherello

you have a safe trip home,
you hear?

- Thank you.
- Okay.

Yeah, alright.

Thanks for coming.

When they gave me this, having
you here made it all seem right.

I'm glad.

What you're doin'
is right for you.

I can't think
of a finer way

for a son of mine
to spend his life.

I can't tell you how
proud I am of you.

Mmm.

Mmm, well...
come back soon and try.

Goodbye, Marie.

Esta bien?

Si.