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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,070 --> 00:00:05,739 [typewriter clacking] 2 00:00:05,773 --> 00:00:07,275 [ominous orchestral music] 3 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:09,110 - [laughing] 4 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:11,679 [typewriter clacking] [cat meows] 5 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,621 WE CAN DO THIS ZE EASY WAY, PRINCESS... 6 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:21,822 - [grunts] 7 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,658 - OR ZE HARD WAY. 8 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:28,062 NOW, FOR THE LAST TIME, 9 00:00:28,096 --> 00:00:32,366 TELL ME THE ROYAL NUCLEAR MISSILE SILO NUCLEAR MISSILE 10 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,368 ROYAL LAUNCH CODES 11 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:37,338 SO I CAN RULE ZE WORLD! 12 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:38,839 [cat yowls] 13 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:42,176 - [gasping] 14 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,677 HELP! 15 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:44,845 - * I NEED SOMEBODY 16 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:45,846 all: * HELP 17 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,415 - * NOT JUST ANYBODY 18 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:48,449 all: * HELP 19 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:49,850 - * YOU KNOW I NEED SOMEONE * 20 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,785 all: * HELP... 21 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:53,187 - [laughs] 22 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:54,288 - * WHEN I WAS YOUNGER 23 00:00:54,322 --> 00:00:56,124 * SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN TODAY * 24 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:57,558 - * I NEVER NEED... 25 00:00:57,591 --> 00:01:02,230 - * I NEVER NEEDED ANYBODY'S HELP IN ANY WAY * 26 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:03,697 - * BUT NOW THESE DAYS ARE GONE * 27 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:06,700 * I'M NOT SO SELF-ASSURED 28 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,702 * NOW I FIND I'VE CHANGED MY MIND * 29 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:11,239 * AND OPENED UP THE DOORS 30 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:12,873 - * HELP ME IF YOU CAN 31 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,476 * I'M FEELING DOWN 32 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:19,480 - * AND I DO APPRECIATE YOU BEING ROUND * 33 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:20,848 - [grunts] 34 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:25,219 all: * HELP ME GET MY FEET BACK ON THE GROUND * 35 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:30,724 * WON'T YOU PLEASE, PLEASE HELP ME? * 36 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:35,563 - * AND NOW MY LIFE HAS CHANGED IN OH SO MANY WAYS * 37 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:40,401 * MY INDEPENDENCE SEEMS TO VANISH IN THE HAZE * 38 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,236 - * BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN 39 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:45,239 * I FEEL SO INSECURE 40 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:47,241 - * I KNOW THAT I NEED YOU LIKE * 41 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:49,643 * I'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE 42 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,312 - * HELP ME IF YOU CAN 43 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:53,814 * I'M FEELING DOWN 44 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:59,420 - * AND I DO APPRECIATE YOU BEING ROUND * 45 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:02,556 all: * HELP ME GET MY FEET BACK ON THE GROUND * 46 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:03,891 - [laughing] 47 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:09,230 all: * WON'T YOU PLEASE, PLEASE HELP ME? * 48 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:10,731 - * WHEN I WAS YOUNGER 49 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:13,301 * SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN TODAY * 50 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:14,868 [engine roaring] 51 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:17,205 * I NEVER NEEDED ANYBODY'S HELP IN ANY WAY * 52 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:18,872 [tires squealing] 53 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:20,541 - * BUT NOW THESE DAYS ARE GONE * 54 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:23,711 * I'M NOT SO SELF-ASSURED 55 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:25,846 - * NOW I FIND I'VE CHANGED MY MIND * 56 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:28,216 * AND OPENED UP THE DOORS 57 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:29,350 - * HELP ME IF YOU CAN 58 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:32,520 * I'M FEELING DOWN 59 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:37,691 - * AND I DO APPRECIATE YOU BEING ROUND * 60 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:41,862 all: * HELP ME GET MY FEET BACK ON THE GROUND * 61 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:45,499 * WON'T YOU PLEASE, PLEASE HELP ME? * 62 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:48,502 * HELP ME, HELP ME 63 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,704 * OOH... 64 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:51,805 - OH! 65 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,974 - NICE TRY, BIG TIME RUSH, 66 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,244 BUT I HAVE THE PRINCESS, 67 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:58,679 AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD! 68 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,448 [laughs] 69 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:01,882 [rocket pack whirring] 70 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:02,850 [crashing] 71 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,352 [screams] 72 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,489 all: PRINCESS! ARE YOU OKAY? 73 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,292 - BIG TIME RUSH, YOU SAVED ME. 74 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:12,860 - IT'S WHAT WE DO. 75 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:15,696 - HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU? 76 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:19,833 - PRINCESS, KNOWING THAT YOU AND THIS WORLD IS SAFE 77 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:22,002 IS PAYMENT ENOUGH. 78 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,672 - OH, MR. GARCIA. 79 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,840 MR. GARCIA... 80 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:29,643 - MR. GARCIA? 81 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:30,978 MR. GARCIA... 82 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:33,814 - [shrieks] 83 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:35,783 [all gasping] 84 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:38,619 [passengers murmuring indistinctly] 85 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,888 - PULL YOUR SEAT BACK FORWARD. 86 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,556 WE'LL BE LANDING SOON. 87 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:45,726 [electronic bell dings] 88 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,395 - SECRET AGENT DREAM AGAIN? 89 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:49,597 - OH, IT IS SO REAL. 90 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,465 - A CASTLE, A PRINCESS, 91 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:53,301 AND US STOPPING AN EVIL GUY FROM RULING THE WORLD 92 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:55,469 SOUNDS REAL TO YOU? 93 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:58,606 - DON'T FORGET THE BEATLES SONG. 94 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:00,541 - LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DREAM. 95 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:01,842 WE ALL MOVE TO L.A., 96 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,011 SOMEHOW BECOME A POP BAND. 97 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,379 WE GO ON A WORLD TOUR 98 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:08,382 WHERE OUR FIRST STOP IS IN LONDON. 99 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:09,717 [electronic bell dings] 100 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,320 - OKAY, PASSENGERS WE'RE STARTING OUR DESCENT, 101 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,688 AND IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES, WE'LL BE LANDING IN LONDON. 102 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:16,890 [together] AND IT CAME TRUE! 103 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:20,027 - WHOO-OOH-OOH! - AH! 104 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:22,763 - I AM FREAKING OUT. 105 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:24,332 - I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A FEAR OF FLYING. 106 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:25,333 - I DON'T. 107 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,534 I'M AFRAID BIG TIME RUSH 108 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,702 IS GONNA DESTROY THE WORLD TOUR. 109 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:31,505 - RELAX. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE. 110 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:34,375 - [whimpers] 111 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:37,878 - YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BE A REAL PRINCESS, RIGHT? 112 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:40,681 - MOM, IF YOU CAN DREAM IT, IT CAN COME TRUE. 113 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:44,452 [instrumental fanfare] 114 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:47,455 [Rule, Britannia playing] 115 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:50,458 [dramatic orchestral music] 116 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:53,794 * 117 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:56,630 [bell tolling] 118 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,469 - AND IF YOU'RE IN LONDON TONIGHT, 119 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:02,603 MAKE SURE YOU LOOK UP IN THE SKY 120 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,972 AS A SUPERMOON RISES OVER THE CITY. 121 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:06,940 IT'S THE CLOSEST THE MOON HAS BEEN TO EARTH 122 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:10,110 IN OVER 30 YEARS, AND IT'S SURE TO BE STUNNING. 123 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,945 - WHAT WAS WRONG WITH MY OUTFIT? 124 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,481 all: EVERYTHING. 125 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,815 - ALL RIGHT, FIRST UP, 126 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,384 WE'RE GOING TO THE GIANT FERRIS WHEEL. 127 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:17,851 - OH, I WANT TO GO TO PARLIAMENT. 128 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:20,454 - I WANT TO MEET A HOT GIRL WITH ONE OF THOSE COOL ACCENTS. 129 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:22,089 - YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, 130 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:25,826 BECAUSE TONIGHT IS OUR FIRST STOP ON OUR WORLD TOUR, 131 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:30,631 AND IF YOU DO NOTHING, THEN NOTHING CAN GO WRONG. 132 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,966 - IT'S OUR OFFICIAL WORLD TOUR STRATEGY. 133 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,403 WE HIRED OUTSIDE CONSULTANTS AND EVERYTHING. 134 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:37,070 - BUT WE'RE SOLD OUT. 135 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:38,872 I MEAN, HOW MUCH TROUBLE CAN WE GET INTO IN ONE DAY? 136 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:40,408 - YEAH. 137 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,576 - A WHOLE WORLD OF TROUBLE. 138 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,578 - OKAY, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 139 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:47,415 - OKAY, SO DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING, 140 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:48,649 DON'T LOOK AT ANYONE, 141 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,083 AND GO STRAIGHT TO BAGGAGE CLAIM. 142 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:53,921 - SERVICE TO BOSTON IS NOW BOARDING AT GATE 22A. 143 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:59,427 - CAN YOU EVEN SEE IN THOSE THINGS? 144 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,595 - THEY'RE A LITTLE DARK, BUT, HEY, 145 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,564 IF YOUR WORLD TOUR DREAM CAN COME TRUE, 146 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,566 THEN WHY CAN'T MY SPY DREAM? 147 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,701 - WELL, ONE, KENDALL'S DREAM IS ASPIRATIONAL, 148 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,637 AND YOURS IS STUPID. 149 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:12,473 - AND FOR TWO, WE'RE NOT SPIES. 150 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,608 - AND THE BEATLES ARE THE GREATEST BAND IN THE WORLD, 151 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:16,076 AND WE ARE NOT THEM. 152 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,478 - YEP. 153 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:19,813 - HEY, DREAMS DO COME TRUE. 154 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:23,451 ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT YOU GUYS SHOULD WATCH YOUR BACKS. 155 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:24,618 - OH! 156 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:27,120 - [gasps] 157 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:28,889 SEE? 158 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,758 - I THOUGHT BRITISH PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE NICE. 159 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,460 - YEAH, THAT WAS THE RUMOR. 160 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:34,462 - AHH! - OH! 161 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:35,596 - [gasps] 162 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:38,466 - WELL, THEY ARE NOT! 163 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,468 - HEY, STOP! 164 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:48,609 - WHERE DID HE GO? 165 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,114 - YOU GO THAT WAY. YOU GO THAT WAY. 166 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,616 - GOT IT! 167 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:07,661 - [grunts] 168 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:11,632 DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU 169 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,601 WITHOUT YOUR BLUE JUMPSUITS, BOYS. 170 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:16,103 ALWAYS A PLEASURE, MAXWELL. 171 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:18,038 [metal creaking] 172 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,042 bang! 173 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:30,718 - DID YOU GUYS JUST SEE THAT? 174 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:34,154 THE EVIL BALD VILLAIN JUST TOOK SOMEBODY AWAY. 175 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:36,189 - DID YOU SEE ONE TOO MANY SPY MOVIES ON THE PLANE? 176 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:37,525 - YES. 177 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:38,826 - NOW FOCUS. 178 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,861 BIG TIME RUSH IS ON A WORLD TOUR, 179 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:43,130 NOT IN A SPY MOVIE. 180 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:55,676 - IF THE SUPER RICH AND POWERFUL MAN HAS EVERYTHING, 181 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:58,779 WHAT ELSE COULD HE POSSIBLY WANT? 182 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,749 [cat meows] 183 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,216 MORE. 184 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,786 - YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, MOON. 185 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,956 - OH, CORRECTION, SECRET AGENT LANE. 186 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,224 IT IS YOU WHO DIDN'T GET AWAY. 187 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,760 [cat yowls] 188 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:13,794 [crashing] 189 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:17,197 AND I GET EVERYTHING I WANT. 190 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:19,833 [laughing] 191 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:22,135 [zipper unzips] 192 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,671 [stammering] 193 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,172 WHERE IS IT? 194 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,974 WHAT IS THIS STUFF? 195 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:32,613 - OH, DID I GET THE BAGS MIXED UP AT THE AIRPORT? 196 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:33,947 - YOU FOOLS! 197 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,683 WE HAVE TO FIND IT BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DOES! 198 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:36,650 CHECK AIRPORT SECURITY! 199 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,919 CHECK SATELLITE SURVEILLANCE! 200 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:43,323 WHERE IS THAT BACKPACK? 201 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,859 [crowd screaming and cheering] 202 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:48,662 - SEE, GUSTAVO, ONE WHOLE HOUR IN LONDON... 203 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,664 [together] AND NO TROUBLE. 204 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,165 - JUST SIGN SOME AUTOGRAPHS, 205 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,101 MOVE BRISKLY INTO THE LOBBY, 206 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,670 AND STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. 207 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:59,139 [crowd screaming and cheering] 208 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,241 [whirring] 209 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,611 [dramatic bass music] 210 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:04,745 [watch beeps] 211 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,079 - AGENT "A" TO MI6. 212 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,314 THE PACKAGE HAS BEEN LOCATED. 213 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:09,182 - ALL AGENTS PROCEED WITH CAUTION. 214 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,619 WE DON'T KNOW WHO OR WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH. 215 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,022 * 216 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,335 - WELL, I DIDN'T MEET MY DREAM GIRL WITH DREAMY ACCENT, 217 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,871 BUT I SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR NIGHTMARE BACKPACK. 218 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,706 - I TOLD YOU, IT WAS SENT TO ME BY A FAN, 219 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,275 AND IT'S ACTUALLY VERY SPECIAL TO ME. 220 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,177 - IT'S ACTUALLY VERY AWFUL TO US. 221 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,879 - IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM 222 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,380 TO STAY AT THE QUEEN'S HOTEL IN LONDON. 223 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,115 - [gasps] 224 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,818 THAT'S TWO DREAMS THAT HAVE COME TRUE IN LONDON. 225 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,754 MINE'S NEXT. 226 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,255 - FOR THE LAST TIME, 227 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,190 YOUR DREAM IS A MANIFESTATION OF YOUR FEARS. 228 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,059 YOU'RE AFRAID THE WORLD TOUR MIGHT FAIL 229 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,727 SO YOU DREAMT OF SAVING THE WORLD. 230 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:57,030 AND THE EVIL, BALD VILLAIN REPRESENTS GUSTAVO. 231 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,866 - HERE IS MY DREAM. 232 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:01,401 DON'T MOVE! 233 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,204 - ACTUALLY, THEY ARE ALLOWED TO LINGER IN THE LOBBY 234 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,673 WHILE WE CHECK IN. 235 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,174 - WELL, IN THAT CASE... 236 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,109 [together] MOVE OUT! 237 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,381 [dramatic instrumental fanfare] 238 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:18,418 [suspenseful music] 239 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,219 [watch beeps] 240 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,921 - MOVE IN. 241 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,657 * 242 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,092 - [grunts] 243 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,760 - I FOUND OUR CART, IN CASE YOU WANT TO PUT-- 244 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:28,095 I DON'T KNOW-- YOUR BACKPACK ON IT 245 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:31,264 SO NOBODY SEES YOU WEARING A BACKPACK LIKE THAT. 246 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,800 - KATIE. 247 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:33,834 - OW! 248 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:34,835 [watch beeps] 249 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:35,836 - TARGET IS HOSTILE. 250 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:36,870 REPEAT: TARGET IS-- 251 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:38,839 [grunts] 252 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:48,882 - HEY, DID YOU KNOW THIS HOTEL IS OVER 400 YEARS OLD? 253 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,984 LOOK AT THIS VASE. 254 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,285 - AHH! 255 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:53,954 - LOOK AT THAT DETAIL. 256 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,322 OH, CHECK OUT THE CEILING. 257 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,857 - [groaning] 258 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,192 AGH! 259 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:02,195 - WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE DUKE OF BATH. 260 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,864 - THANK YOU, LOYAL SUBJECT. 261 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,032 [chuckles] 262 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:08,401 - ALWAYS NICE TO HAVE ROYALTY WITH US. 263 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,103 WILL SOMEONE BE JOINING YOU? 264 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:11,404 - OH, NO, I'M AFRAID THE DUKE 265 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,841 HASN'T FOUND THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE YET. 266 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,876 - OH, THERE, THERE. 267 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,244 - OH. 268 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,746 OOH, WELL, HELLO! 269 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,848 [chuckling] 270 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,253 - DOGS! 271 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:30,190 [vibrant drum solo] 272 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,358 - OKAY, GUYS. 273 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:32,492 I HAVE SECURED THE LOBBY, 274 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:37,497 AND WE ARE ALL SAFE... 275 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,199 FOR NOW. 276 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,768 * 277 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,402 - OKAY, AND HERE ARE ROOM CARD-- 278 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,771 OH! 279 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,073 [dart guns firing] 280 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:48,075 - OKAY, HERE, I GOT THEM. 281 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,242 - OH, OH, DEAR. 282 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,478 - NOW, LET'S GET TO OUR SUITES. 283 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:55,348 [together] DID YOU SAY... 284 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,951 SWEET! 285 00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,787 [laughter and cheering] 286 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:00,520 - DON'T JUMP ON THE BEDS! 287 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,923 - WHOO-HOO! 288 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:06,259 - OUR WORLD TOUR PROMOTER IS COMING BY HERE TO MEET YOU, 289 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,796 AND SINCE HE PAID FOR THIS HOTEL ROOM, 290 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:12,132 I DON'T WANT IT TRASHED WHEN HE GETS HERE. 291 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,801 - WELL, ARE WE ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING 292 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,803 WHILE WE'RE IN ENGLAND? 293 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,806 - ALL YOU'RE GONNA DO TONIGHT IS CRUSH LONDON, 294 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:21,008 THEN CONQUER THE REST OF EUROPE, 295 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:24,845 AND THEN WE WILL RULE THE WORLD. 296 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:27,314 - BUT YOU CAN ANSWER FAN MAIL, 297 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,316 HAVE ONE NONCAFFEINATED BEVERAGE, 298 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,018 AND WARM UP YOUR VOICES 299 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,821 FOR THE BIGGEST SOUND CHECK OF YOUR LIVES. 300 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:40,093 - OKAY, WELL, WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO SEE LONDON, 301 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:42,429 BUT... 302 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,931 AT LEAST WE CAN READ ABOUT IT. 303 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,532 - OH, YEAH. 304 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,035 I'M GONNA MEET TONS OF HOT GIRLS WITH COOL ACCENTS 305 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,337 WHILE TRAPPED IN A HOTEL ROOM. 306 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,140 - BUT IF WE RUN INTO ANY EVIL VILLAINS 307 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:56,877 WITH, LIKE, A WHITE SUIT AND A CAT, 308 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:57,845 I'LL BE READY. 309 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,012 - STOP IT. 310 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,981 - GUYS, RELAX. 311 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,884 OUR WORLD TOUR IS GOING TO BE AMAZING, 312 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,920 AND NOTHING IS GONNA STOP THAT. 313 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:12,092 * 314 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,593 - WHAT IS THAT? 315 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,195 - NOT MY BACKPACK. 316 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,865 - WHAT IS THAT? 317 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,334 - I... 318 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,971 I DON'T KNOW. 319 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:36,116 - WHOA, WHOA! DON'T OPEN IT! 320 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,617 - [whispering] OPEN IT. 321 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,019 - OPEN IT. 322 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,391 [mechanical whirring] 323 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:47,394 [warbling] 324 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,561 - WHOA! 325 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:49,897 - GUYS! GUYS! 326 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,532 [yelling and hollering] 327 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:53,901 - WHOA! 328 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,268 - GUYS! GUYS-GUYS-GUYS! 329 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,403 NO, WE'RE GONNA DIE! 330 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,604 GUYS! 331 00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:58,571 [glass shattering] 332 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,107 - OH! OH! 333 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,374 - [shrieks] 334 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,575 - OHH! 335 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,077 IT'S STARTING. 336 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,045 [grunting] 337 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,180 - CLOSE IT! 338 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,181 CLOSE IT! 339 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,216 - KENDALL, CLOSE IT! 340 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,650 [all yelling] 341 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:11,985 CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT! 342 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,020 - KENDALL, CLOSE IT! 343 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,354 [beep] 344 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,522 [all scream] 345 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,524 [crashing] 346 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,359 - CLOSE IT SLOWER NEXT TIME. 347 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,228 - OH! 348 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,363 - OH, IT'S-- - WHAT IS THAT? 349 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,932 - OKAY, EVERYBODY CALM DOWN! 350 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,533 'CAUSE... 351 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,667 I GOT NOTHING ELSE. 352 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,668 [all screaming] 353 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,570 [gun clicks] 354 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:33,406 - WELL, IT SEEMS WE UNDERESTIMATED YOU BOYS. 355 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,944 BUT DON'T EVER UNDERESTIMATE BRITISH INTELLIGENCE. 356 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,311 - I'M SORRY, DID YOU SAY BRITISH INTEL-- 357 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,479 [gun fires] 358 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,014 [whimpers] 359 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,951 - SO I'LL BE TAKING THIS BACKPACK NOW, 360 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,954 AND I HIGHLY RECOMMEND NO ONE ELSE TRY ANYTHING FUNNY. 361 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:49,556 - WE'RE ACTUALLY VERY SAD RIGHT NOW. 362 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:50,623 [glass shattering] 363 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,559 - WHOA! - WHOA-WHOA-WHOA! 364 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,962 - NOW, NOW, YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD NEVER TAKE THINGS 365 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,463 THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU. 366 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,465 [gun firing] 367 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,100 - [grunts] 368 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,170 - DIBS. 369 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,504 - WHAT-- 370 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,239 - I'D LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT, BOYS, 371 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,275 BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE AFTER MY BACKPACK. 372 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,309 - COOL. - THAT'S FINE. 373 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,610 - I'M JAMES. 374 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:11,611 - [grunts] 375 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,380 - ROOM SERVICE! 376 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,381 - SHE'S HURT. 377 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,283 - SHE'S GOT A GUN. 378 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:22,155 - OKAY, PRETTY BOYS, JUST GIVE US ZE BACKPACK, 379 00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:23,623 AND NO DANGERS COME TO YOU. 380 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,125 - YA. 381 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,193 - NEVER. 382 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,194 - WHAT? 383 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,661 - [laughing] 384 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,064 [grunts] 385 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,232 - RUN. 386 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,266 GO, GO! - GET LOGAN! 387 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,501 - GET HIM! GET HIM! 388 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,003 - DOWN THE FIRE ESCAPE! 389 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:37,437 - [screaming] 390 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,705 - CUT THEM OFF DOWNSTAIRS! 391 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,007 - YA! 392 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,676 - OKAY, WHY ARE WE IN THE LOBBY? 393 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,212 I SAID I WANTED FIND THE GUYS 394 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,513 AND MAKE SURE THAT THEY UNPACKED. 395 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,049 - RELAX. I'M SURE THEY'RE FINE. 396 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,017 - GET LOGAN! GET LOGAN! 397 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,719 - [screaming] 398 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:55,322 - [grunts] 399 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,625 - AND BESIDES, I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE LOBBIES AND-- 400 00:15:58,658 --> 00:15:59,659 OOPS. 401 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:00,660 - OH! 402 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,295 I AM SO SORRY! 403 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,031 - A THOUSAND PARDONS... 404 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,198 - HI, I'M KATIE, 405 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,034 AND THIS IS MY SINGLE MOM, JENNIFER. 406 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,169 SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 407 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:12,639 - DUKE OF BATH, AT YOUR SERVICE. 408 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:15,075 - WE ARE VISITING YOUR LOVELY CITY 409 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,743 AND WERE JUST SAYING 410 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,212 THAT WE WISH WE HAD SOMEONE TO SHOW US AROUND. 411 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,680 - WE WEREN'T JUST SAYING THAT WE-- 412 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,549 - I WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO SHOW YOU LONDON. 413 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,085 I DO HAVE A BRIEF MEETING I MUST ATTEND, 414 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:29,722 BUT THE REST OF THE DAY, THE DUKE IS AT YOUR SERVICE. 415 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,324 [guffaws] 416 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,461 - WHAT WAS THAT? 417 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,463 - THAT WAS ROYALTY. 418 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,065 - OH, NO! 419 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,466 YOU ARE NOT DRAGGING ME INTO YOUR 420 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,668 HOW-TO-BECOME-A-REAL-PRINCESS THING. 421 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:45,172 - YOU CAN'T TURN DOWN ROYALTY, MOM! 422 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,639 - WHEN I TOLD THE GUYS THEY WERE GONNA MEET 423 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,242 THE BIGGEST CONCERT PROMOTER IN ALL OF EUROPE, 424 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,544 THEY SAID, "WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE 425 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:54,314 UNTIL WE MEET THE MAN." 426 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,185 [record scratches] 427 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:03,256 I KNEW THIS WAS A WASTE OF MONEY! 428 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:06,393 - WELL, GUSTAVO, B.T.R.'S WORLD TOUR 429 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,661 HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET, 430 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:12,299 AND I'VE ALREADY LOST 30,000 POUNDS. 431 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,800 - NO, IT--IT'S FINE. 432 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,803 THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO BLOW OFF SOME STEAM. 433 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:20,707 - WELL, THEY BETTER NOT BLOW OFF TODAY'S SOUND CHECK, 434 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,510 OR I CALL OFF THE WORLD TOUR. 435 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,545 - OH, YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT. 436 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:28,781 - YES, I WOULD. 437 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,150 - [whimpers] 438 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,484 - IT'S OKAY. 439 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,820 ALL WE GOT TO DO IS FIND THE GUYS BEFORE SOUND CHECK. 440 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:37,124 I MEAN, HOW MUCH TROUBLE COULD THEY POSSIBLY GET INTO, RIGHT? 441 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,491 - RIGHT! 442 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:39,626 - [sobbing] 443 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,295 [typewriter clacking] 444 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:45,132 [indistinct conversation] 445 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,767 [electronic beeping] 446 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,169 - WHO ARE THEY? 447 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,405 - BIG TIME RUSH, AN AMERICAN BOY BAND 448 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,407 PERFORMING TONIGHT IN HYDE PARK. 449 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,509 - YOU MEAN TEENAGE AMERICAN SUPERSPIES 450 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,779 WHO RECEIVED A PACKAGE FROM AN MI6 AGENT WHO'S GONE ROGUE. 451 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,648 - IT IS POSSIBLE 452 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,550 THAT THEY JUST RECEIVED THE BACKPACK AT RANDOM 453 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,718 FROM AGENT LANE, WHO MIGHT HAVE BEEN IN DANGER. 454 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,554 - THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THEM TAKING OUT 455 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,523 FOUR OF OUR TOP SECRET AGENTS AT THE QUEEN'S HOTEL? 456 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,392 THANK YOU. - I CAN'T. 457 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,262 - THAT'S WHY I'M NUMBER ONE AND YOU'RE NUMBER TWO. 458 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,729 WHO ELSE IS AFTER THE BACKPACK? 459 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,166 - A LEATHER-CLAD FEMALE TRIED TO OBTAIN THE BACKPACK 460 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,301 BUT WAS THWARTED BY ROOM SERVICE, 461 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,902 AKA SWEDISH SECRET SERVICE AGENTS 462 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,805 SVEN AND RIKARD. 463 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,807 - SHOULD WE BE WORRIED? 464 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,177 - I ALWAYS WORRY ABOUT THE SWEDES, SIR. 465 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,644 - RIGHT. 466 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,580 WELL, YOU FIND THIS BIG TIME RUSH, 467 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,282 BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DOES 468 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,916 AND BEFORE THEY ESCAPE THE COUNTRY 469 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,385 WITH THAT BACKPACK. 470 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,388 [gong resounds] 471 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,890 [bus horn blaring] 472 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,893 [exotic flute and drum music] 473 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:50,730 * 474 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,799 - CAN'T YOU SEARCH ANY FASTER? 475 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,501 - OH, I'M SORRY IF I'M A LITTLE SLOW 476 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,804 BECAUSE I GOT SHOT WITH A DART! 477 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,207 - WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT THE FLOATY THING? 478 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,808 - ALL I FOUND IS, "BILLIONAIRE BUSINESSMAN 479 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,511 "AND SPACE TRAVEL PIONEER SIR ATTICUS MOON 480 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,314 "WAS RUMORED TO BE DEVELOPING AN ANTI-GRAVITATIONAL DEVICE 481 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,681 "BUT DENIED THE REPORT, 482 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,518 SAYING THE TECHNOLOGY WAS AN IMPOSSIBLE DREAM." 483 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,820 - WELL, IT'S NOT, AND WE HAVE IT. 484 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,355 [gong resounds] 485 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,224 - SEARCH, "HOT GIRL IN PINK AND BLACK LEATHER 486 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,591 THAT IS MY DREAM GIRL." 487 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,827 - YOU MEAN DEADLY GIRL WITH A PINK-AND-BLACK GUN? 488 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,296 - HEY, THERE IS GOOD IN HER. I KNOW. 489 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:26,466 - YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CALLING GUSTAVO AND/OR KELLY. 490 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,601 - YEAH, WELL, OUR PHONES ARE BACK IN THE HOTEL ROOM. 491 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,870 WHAT IS THIS THING? 492 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,244 - [gasps] 493 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:40,813 THAT'S THE GUY IN MY DREAM. 494 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,615 - ATTICUS MOON? HE'S YOUR EVIL DREAM GUY? 495 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:43,950 - WELL, HE WAS BALD, 496 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,452 AND HE WAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT GUY, 497 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,320 BUT HE WAS WEARING WHITE! 498 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,289 - DOES ANYONE WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY DREAM IS, HUH? 499 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,924 IT'S TO STAY ALIVE! 500 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,793 - THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO STOP HIM, 501 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:57,697 SAVE THE PRINCESS, AND THEN SAVE THE WORLD. 502 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,266 - OR WE CALL THE POLICE, 503 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,767 TELL THEM WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON. 504 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,470 THEY DON'T SHOOT LOGAN, FIX EVERYTHING, 505 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,938 AND WE SAVE OUR WORLD TOUR. 506 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,941 - DONE. - DONE. 507 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,477 - YOU DIDN'T SAY, "DONE." 508 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,944 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY, "DONE." 509 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,314 - NO, 'CAUSE WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING BIG, 510 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,416 AND WE CAN'T LET THIS FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS. 511 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:19,519 - WE ARE THE WRONG HANDS! 512 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,020 - WELL, HOW ABOUT THE GUY FROM THE AIRPORT? 513 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,389 - WHAT GUY FROM THE AIRPORT? 514 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,657 THERE WAS NO GUY FROM THE AIRPORT. 515 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,562 - THERE WAS THAT GUY. 516 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:32,699 - * CAN'T BUY ME LOVE 517 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,534 * LOVE 518 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:38,705 * CAN'T BUY ME LOVE 519 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,907 - I HATE THAT GUY FROM THE AIRPORT! 520 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,875 - YOU MEAN THE GUY WITH A SILVER HAMMER FOR A HAND? 521 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,278 - I TOLD YOU WE WERE IN SOMETHING BIG! 522 00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:46,513 - GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 523 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:49,349 - * MAKES YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT * 524 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,817 * I DON'T CARE TOO MUCH FOR MONEY * 525 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,018 - SIDEWALK SALE? 526 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,886 EVERYTHING FREE? 527 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,956 - * CAN'T BUY ME LOVE 528 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,359 * LOVE 529 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,527 * CAN'T BUY ME LOVE 530 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,995 - I THINK WE'RE IN THE CLEAR! 531 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:06,366 - WHOA! - OH! 532 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,501 - WELL, WELL, JUST THE BOYS I WAS LOOKING FOR. 533 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:09,969 - DOUBLE DIBS. 534 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,738 - GET IN THE VAN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. 535 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,573 - OOH, YEAH, WHAT IF WE WANT TO LIVE 536 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,707 BUT DON'T WANT TO GET IN THE VAN? 537 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:15,875 [gun fires] 538 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,010 NOT AGAIN. [groans] 539 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,546 - GETTING IN THE VAN. - OH, YEAH. 540 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:20,813 - LOVE THE VAN PLAN! - LOVE IT! 541 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:21,814 - HERE WE GO! 542 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,616 GO, GO, GO! 543 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,818 GET HIM IN! GET HIM IN! 544 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,487 [tires squealing] 545 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,521 [clanging] 546 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,690 [horn beeping] 547 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,793 - [laughing] 548 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,562 [tires squealing] 549 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:38,365 - WE WERE DEBATING, DO YOU STAND FOR GOOD OR EVIL 550 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:39,466 OR HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 551 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,833 - DON'T TALK. 552 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,735 - SEE, I LOVE THE WAY YOU SAY THAT. 553 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,504 SAY SOMETHING ELSE. 554 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:45,872 - SHUT UP. 555 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,039 - MMM... 556 00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:48,608 ARE YOU FEELING WHAT I'M FEELING? 557 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:49,409 'CAUSE I'M FEELING... 558 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:50,410 [grunts] 559 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:51,644 [horns blaring] 560 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:54,481 - SWEDISH AGENTS APPROACHING FAST. 561 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,048 - DID THE VAN JUST TALK? 562 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:58,585 - OH, BRAVO, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. 563 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,787 - UM, DID THE RUDE VAN JUST TALK? 564 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,922 - VAN! BEHIND US! 565 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:04,624 - ONCE WE HAVE THE FLOATY THING, 566 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,092 NO LONGER WILL SWEDEN BE REMEMBERED 567 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,760 FOR STYLISH, AFFORDABLE FURNITURE 568 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,596 BUT FOR WORLD DOMINATION! 569 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:10,963 - YA! [laughs] 570 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:15,034 [horns blaring] 571 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,035 [beeping] 572 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,737 [alarms blaring] 573 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,572 - MIGHT I SUGGEST A NICE OIL SPRITZER? 574 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:20,707 [electronic beeping] 575 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,409 - WHOA... 576 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:24,411 [clicking] 577 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:25,912 - AH, OH! 578 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,880 WE ARE GONNA NEED NEW SWEATERS! 579 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,416 - YA! 580 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:31,984 [screaming] 581 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,458 - GO, GO! GO! 582 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:41,428 FIRE! FIRE! 583 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:42,429 [gasps] 584 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:43,496 OH... 585 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,698 [explosion booming] 586 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:48,167 - WELL, THAT'S TWICE I'VE SAVED YOUR LIVES TODAY. 587 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,002 YOU, TAKE THE WHEEL. 588 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,103 - UH... 589 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:56,843 [seat belt clicks] 590 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,945 - I HOPE YOU CAN DRIVE BETTER THAN YOU SING. 591 00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:00,447 - OKAY, HOW DO YOU TURN THIS THING OFF? 592 00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:01,481 - NO. COLDER. 593 00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:02,615 WRONG. 594 00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:03,683 NO, DON'T! 595 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,184 - THIS IS JUST LIKE MY DREAM. 596 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,686 IT'S ALL COMING TRUE. 597 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,788 - NO, IT'S NOT! 598 00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:10,089 WHERE'S THE BEATLES? HUH? 599 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,824 NOWHERE. 600 00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:14,461 AND UNLESS SHOOT-ME GIRL IS ELEANOR RIGBY 601 00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:15,895 OR RITA THE LOVELY METER MAID, 602 00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,464 THEN YOU STOP WITH YOUR STUPID DREAM. 603 00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,799 - I'M PENNY, 604 00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:20,800 PENNY LANE. 605 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,502 - [gasps] 606 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:23,970 [horns blaring] 607 00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:27,139 - I'M DIAMOND, JAMES DIAMOND, 608 00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:28,808 AND I THINK WE GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT. 609 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,142 - IT WAS A BOXING GLOVE. 610 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:32,812 AND MY FATHER IS MI6 AGENT SIMON LANE, 611 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,113 WHO BORROWED MY BACKPACK YESTERDAY 612 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,649 TO SNEAK WHATEVER THIS IS 613 00:23:36,683 --> 00:23:39,218 OUT OF A LAB OWNED BY SIR ATTICUS MOON. 614 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,219 - [gasps] 615 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:41,754 - STOP GASPING. 616 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:43,590 - NEXT THING I KNOW, HE'S MISSING, 617 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:46,025 AND YOU'VE GOT MY BACKPACK. 618 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:49,195 AND I THINK MOON HAS MY FATHER. 619 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:50,597 [engine revving] 620 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:51,798 WHICH IS WHY WE ARE GOING TO ARRANGE 621 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:52,799 A LITTLE MEETING. 622 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,166 - UH, SORRY. WE? 623 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,835 WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE? WHY ARE YOU SAYING WE? 624 00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:58,137 - IT OCCURRED TO ME THAT MOON WILL HAVE AN ARMY WITH HIM, 625 00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,707 SO I NEED ONE TOO. 626 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:03,943 - UM, DID IT OCCUR TO YOU TO JUST GO TO MI6? 627 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,579 - RIGHT NOW, ALL MI6 WANTS IS THE BACKPACK, 628 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:10,249 BUT I WANT MY DAD BACK. 629 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:14,253 - SHE HELPED US. WE CAN HELP HER. 630 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,556 - THERE YOU GO WITH THAT WORD "WE" AGAIN. 631 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,190 - I MUST ADVISE AGAINST THIS, PENNY. 632 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:21,594 MY SENSORS ARE GETTING A STRONG READING OF IDIOT. 633 00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:23,029 - HEY! - OW! 634 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:25,164 - WE HAVE THE MOST IMPORTANT SOUND CHECK OF OUR LIVES, 635 00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:26,766 NOW. 636 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,535 AND THE PLAN IS TO GO TO THE POLICE 637 00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:30,002 AND CLEAR OUR NAMES AND-- 638 00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:31,938 WHAT IS THAT? 639 00:24:34,106 --> 00:24:36,743 - "LONDON POLICE WANTS BIG TIME RUSH ARRESTED 640 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:38,845 "FOR ASSAULTING FOUR MI6 AGENTS 641 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:41,614 AND CRIMES AGAINST A HOTEL ROOM." 642 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:44,617 [tires squealing, sirens wailing] 643 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:48,688 - OKAY, SO GOING TO THE COPS IS OUT. 644 00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:49,989 - MY FATHER CAN CLEAR YOUR NAMES, 645 00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:51,257 BUT YOU HAVE TO HELP ME SAVE HIM. 646 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:53,660 - FINE, IF YOU HELP US GET TO OUR SOUND CHECK 647 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:54,827 AND SAVE OUR WORLD TOUR. 648 00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:56,162 - DONE. 649 00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:57,296 - OH... 650 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,631 [tires screech] 651 00:24:58,665 --> 00:24:59,932 - YEP, WE'RE DONE ALL RIGHT. 652 00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:02,268 [tires squealing] 653 00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:03,603 - GET OUT! 654 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:04,937 [tires squeal] 655 00:25:04,971 --> 00:25:06,205 - BATTERING RAM ACTIVATED. 656 00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:08,307 [machinery clanking and whirring] 657 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:11,143 [sirens wailing] 658 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,679 [engine revving] 659 00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:14,647 - UH, EXCUSE ME, WON'T THAT MAKE US CRASH REALLY BAD 660 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:15,748 AND HURT OUR FACES? 661 00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:17,116 - MOST LIKELY. 662 00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:18,217 BUT I DON'T SEE YOUR ESCAPE PLAN. 663 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,720 - WHAT? - HUH? 664 00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:21,253 [gun clicks] 665 00:25:21,287 --> 00:25:22,321 - YEP, WE'RE DOOMED. 666 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:27,159 [all screaming] 667 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,861 - AH! - WHOA! 668 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:31,898 - [screaming] 669 00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:34,734 - I'LL CLOSE IT SLOWER THIS TIME. 670 00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:36,135 - SO WHERE'S YOUR SOUND CHECK? 671 00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:38,137 [together] HYDE PARK! 672 00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:40,607 - THEN THAT'S WHERE I'LL ARRANGE OUR MEETING WITH MOON. 673 00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:41,874 [beeping] 674 00:25:41,908 --> 00:25:43,610 [all screaming] 675 00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:45,277 - WHEE! - WHOO-HOO! 676 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:46,713 [bell tolling] 677 00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:49,716 [suspenseful music] 678 00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:54,887 * 679 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:55,922 [cat yowling] 680 00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:59,025 [fabric ripping] 681 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:02,228 [fabric ripping] 682 00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:09,068 - I HAVE RECEIVED AN INVITATION 683 00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:12,839 TO A MEETING THAT YOU MUST ATTEND. 684 00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:15,675 DO NOT FAIL ME AGAIN. 685 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:17,309 THE SUPERMOON IS IN SEVEN HOURS. 686 00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:19,145 AND I NEED WHAT'S IN THAT BACKPACK 687 00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:21,280 TO START MY REVOLUTION. 688 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,186 AND WHOEVER BIG TIME RUSH IS, 689 00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:29,822 I WANT THEM DESTROYED. 690 00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:34,727 OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY DESTROY THEM, 691 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:39,699 BUT IF THEY GET IN YOUR WAY, I WANT THEM DESTROYED. 692 00:26:39,732 --> 00:26:42,168 WAIT! 693 00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:44,771 GO GET ME SOME PANTS. 694 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:46,372 AND A CAT! 695 00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:51,310 [cat meows] 696 00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:54,280 [militaristic drumming] 697 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:57,917 - WE LOST THEM. 698 00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,318 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE LOST THEM? 699 00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:01,020 - I MEAN THEY GOT AWAY IN A FLOATING VAN. 700 00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:02,722 BUT LOOK. 701 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:05,057 INTEL PULLED THIS OFF OF MOON INDUSTRIES' SERVERS. 702 00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:06,826 HE CALLED IT PROJECT BEETLE. 703 00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:08,294 IT'S AN ANTI-GRAVITATIONAL SUPER CELL 704 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:11,297 THAT I BELIEVE IS IN THE BACKPACK. 705 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:15,702 - HMM. THIS IS VERY SHINY. 706 00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:18,304 - WHAT IF AGENT LANE TOOK THIS DEVICE FROM MOON 707 00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:21,307 BEFORE HE COULD DO SOMETHING DANGEROUS WITH IT. 708 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:24,376 - SIR ATTICUS MOON WAS KNIGHTED BY OUR QUEEN, 709 00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:26,746 IS EUROPE'S MOST RESPECTED ENTREPRENEUR, 710 00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:29,048 AND IS THE OWNER OF MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM-- 711 00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:31,450 THE LANCASTERMINSTERBOROUGHSHIRE MOONERS. 712 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,953 - WHICH MEANS HE HAS THE FUNDS AND THE MEANS 713 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:36,255 TO DO SOMETHING BIG WITH THIS TECHNOLOGY. 714 00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:38,725 - OR AGENT LANE STOLE THE DEVICE FROM MOON, 715 00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:40,226 SOLD IT TO BIG TIME RUSH, 716 00:27:40,259 --> 00:27:42,161 WHO PLAN ON TAKING OVER THE WORLD. 717 00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:43,395 - THAT SEEMS A LITTLE FAR-FETCHED, 718 00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:44,463 DON'T YOU THINK? 719 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,732 - REALLY? 720 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:47,734 THEN TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 721 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:49,035 SECURITY FOOTAGE 722 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:51,370 RUN THROUGH A LOW-FREQUENCY ABSORPTION FILTER. 723 00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:54,473 - ALL YOU'RE GONNA DO IS CRUSH LONDON TONIGHT, 724 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,176 CONQUER THE REST OF EUROPE, 725 00:27:57,209 --> 00:28:03,015 AND THEN WE WILL RULE THE WORLD! 726 00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:05,752 - SO YOU'RE SAYING AN AMERICAN BOY BAND 727 00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:07,386 IS GOING TO UNLEASH SOME EVIL PLOT 728 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:08,821 AT THEIR CONCERT TONIGHT 729 00:28:08,855 --> 00:28:11,190 AND TAKE OVER LONDON AND THEN THE WORLD? 730 00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:14,260 - WE'VE GOT TO STOP THAT CONCERT. 731 00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:16,395 - YOU CAN'T STOP THE CONCERT! 732 00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:18,430 THEY'RE JUST A LITTLE LATE. 733 00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:20,933 - I'M NOT GOING TO STOP THE CONCERT. 734 00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:23,970 I'M GOING TO CANCEL THE ENTIRE WORLD TOUR, 735 00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:27,206 SO I DON'T GET SUED WHEN BIG TIME RUSH DOESN'T SHOW UP, 736 00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:30,777 LIKE THEY DIDN'T SHOW UP TO DO SOUND CHECK. 737 00:28:30,777 --> 00:28:32,078 - [laughs] 738 00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:35,481 WE TOLD YOU, THEY JUST ATE TOO MUCH BEANS ON TOAST 739 00:28:35,514 --> 00:28:37,984 AND HAVE WONKY TUM-TUMS... 740 00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:39,852 GUV'NOR. 741 00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:45,124 - THEY'LL BE HERE IN ONE HOUR. 742 00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:46,492 - ONE HOUR. 743 00:28:49,028 --> 00:28:52,965 OR BIG TIME RUSH'S ALL OVER THE WORLD TOUR 744 00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:55,067 IS OVER. 745 00:28:58,137 --> 00:28:59,438 - ONE HOUR? 746 00:28:59,471 --> 00:29:01,140 - IT JUST BLURTED OUT! 747 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:02,809 BUT WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS 748 00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:05,978 AS LONG AS WE STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. 749 00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:07,814 [crashing] 750 00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:14,120 - [over radio] TAKE THEM OUT. 751 00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:15,822 - TEA TIME. 752 00:29:15,822 --> 00:29:17,089 [guns fire] 753 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:18,490 - [groans] 754 00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:27,299 - I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS. 755 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:28,868 - BE HAPPY. 756 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:31,170 THIS IS HOW ROYALTY EATS EVERY DAY, 757 00:29:31,203 --> 00:29:34,240 AND THEY HAVE POWER, AND YOU LIVE IN A CASTLE. 758 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:35,541 YOU LIVE IN CASTLES, MOM. 759 00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:36,976 - HE'S NOT MY TYPE. 760 00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:38,410 - HE'S THE DUKE OF BATH. 761 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:39,578 AND IF YOU MARRY HIM, 762 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,580 YOU BECOME THE DUCHESS OF BATH, 763 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:46,418 WHICH MAKES ME A BLUE BLOOD, AND WHEN I'M 22-- 764 00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:49,421 AND HARRY IS TIRED OF HIS BACHELOR WAYS-- 765 00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:52,391 BOOM, I'M A PRINCESS. 766 00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:53,926 - I AM DONE HERE. 767 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,361 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR BROTHER ALL DAY, 768 00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:57,196 AND I'M BEGINNING TO WORRY ABOUT THE GUYS. 769 00:29:57,229 --> 00:29:59,198 - YEAH, MOM, 'CAUSE THE GUYS ARE CAUGHT UP 770 00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:01,934 IN SOME INTERNATIONAL SPY CAPER, 771 00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:04,070 AND THEY'RE OFF TO MEET THE EVIL VILLAIN 772 00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:06,238 IN A MYSTERIOUS BLACK VAN. 773 00:30:06,272 --> 00:30:07,907 [engine whirring] 774 00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:08,908 [horns honking] 775 00:30:08,941 --> 00:30:10,910 [tires squealing] 776 00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:12,244 AND WHO WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD ME 777 00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:14,947 IF YOU CAN DREAM IT, IT CAN COME TRUE? 778 00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:18,150 - WAS IT ME? 779 00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:19,218 WELL, I TAKE IT BACK, 780 00:30:19,251 --> 00:30:20,619 AND AS SOON AS THE DUKE GETS BACK, 781 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,621 I AM GOING TO THANK HIM FOR A LOVELY TEA 782 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,190 BUT MENTION WE MUST BE GOING. 783 00:30:24,223 --> 00:30:26,325 - SO SORRY, SO SORRY. 784 00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:28,060 BUT THINGS CAN GET CRAZY 785 00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:30,196 WHEN YOU HAVE A STAFF OF OVER 4,000 PEOPLE. 786 00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:31,563 [laughs] 787 00:30:31,597 --> 00:30:33,399 - YOU HAVE A STAFF OF OVER 4,000 PEOPLE? 788 00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:35,234 - WELL, WHEN YOU HAVE 17 CASTLES LIKE I DO, 789 00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:36,235 YOU NEED THEM. 790 00:30:36,268 --> 00:30:37,336 HA-HA! YES! 791 00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:39,138 - YOU OWN 17 CASTLES? 792 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:40,306 - OH, YES. 793 00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:41,340 - DO YOU HAVE A THRONE? 794 00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:43,275 - OH, THOUSANDS TO CHOOSE FROM, 795 00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:48,014 AND I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU EVERY ONE OF THEM, MRS. KNIGHT. 796 00:30:48,047 --> 00:30:49,181 - OH... 797 00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:50,649 - DESSERT, MY LADY? 798 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:54,520 - OOH. 799 00:30:54,553 --> 00:30:56,388 I'M SURE THE BOYS WILL BE FINE. 800 00:30:59,225 --> 00:31:01,360 - [laughing] 801 00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:04,530 - MY SENSORS DETECT POLICE IN THE VICINITY, 802 00:31:04,563 --> 00:31:06,966 THEREFORE I HAVE CALCULATED THE PERFECT DISGUISES 803 00:31:06,999 --> 00:31:09,268 TO GET YOU TO YOUR DESTINATION IN HYDE PARK. 804 00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:11,037 - COPY THAT. 805 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:23,282 - REALLY? 806 00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:25,117 - REALLY. 807 00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:27,319 - WELL, IT LOOKS BETTER THAN THAT RUBBISH YOU WEAR ONSTAGE. 808 00:31:27,353 --> 00:31:28,654 - OKAY, THAT'S IT! 809 00:31:28,687 --> 00:31:29,989 CAN YOUR SENSORS DETECT THIS? 810 00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:31,023 - DON'T! 811 00:31:31,057 --> 00:31:32,091 [clanging] 812 00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:33,425 - I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. 813 00:31:33,459 --> 00:31:36,262 THEY ARE UNAUTHORIZED AND DENIED ALL VAN ACCESS. 814 00:31:36,295 --> 00:31:38,597 - OH, WAIT, WAIT! - COME ON! 815 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:40,466 - OKAY. WE CAN WORK THIS OUT. 816 00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:43,635 WE ARE HENCH-BOYS FOR THE DAUGHTER OF A SECRET AGENT 817 00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:46,205 AND ALSO ON BRITAIN'S MOST WANTED LIST, 818 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:48,607 BUT WE'VE BEEN IN WORSE SITUATIONS, RIGHT? 819 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,976 [together] NOT EVEN CLOSE. 820 00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:51,443 - WE CAN WORK IT OUT! 821 00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:52,979 - THE PARK IS ACROSS THE STREET. 822 00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:54,981 SPLIT UP. 823 00:31:54,981 --> 00:31:56,282 AVOID POLICE, 824 00:31:56,315 --> 00:31:58,284 ANY FANS WHO HAVE ARRIVED FOR THE CONCERT EARLY, 825 00:31:58,317 --> 00:31:59,418 AND GOOD LUCK. 826 00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:00,552 - OKAY. 827 00:32:03,689 --> 00:32:05,657 - DON'T FORGET, AT SOME POINT, 828 00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:09,161 WE SING A BEATLES SONG AND SAVE A PRINCESS. 829 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:11,163 - THERE IS NO PRINCESS, OKAY? 830 00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:12,664 AND ARE WE SINGING THE BEATLES? HUH? 831 00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:15,501 DO WE LOOK LIKE THE BEATLES? NO. 832 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:17,003 [rock guitar chord plays] 833 00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:18,637 WAIT A MINUTE. 834 00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:24,010 * TRY TO SEE IT MY WAY 835 00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:25,744 * DO I HAVE TO KEEP ON TALKING * 836 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:28,447 * TILL I CAN'T GO ON? 837 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,582 * WHILE YOU SEE IT YOUR WAY * 838 00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:32,084 * RUN THE RISK OF KNOWING 839 00:32:32,118 --> 00:32:34,586 * THAT OUR LOVE MAY SOON BE GONE * 840 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:36,555 * WE CAN WORK IT OUT 841 00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:39,258 * WE CAN WORK IT OUT * 842 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,427 * THINK OF WHAT YOU'RE SAYING * 843 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:42,761 * YOU CAN GET IT WRONG 844 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:46,032 * AND STILL YOU THINK THAT IT'S ALL RIGHT * 845 00:32:46,065 --> 00:32:48,034 * THINK OF WHAT I'M SAYING 846 00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:49,335 * WE CAN WORK IT OUT 847 00:32:49,368 --> 00:32:52,204 * AND GET IT STRAIGHT OR SAY GOOD NIGHT * 848 00:32:52,238 --> 00:32:54,373 * WE CAN WORK IT OUT 849 00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:56,708 * WE CAN WORK IT OUT * 850 00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:59,511 all: * LIFE IS VERY SHORT 851 00:32:59,545 --> 00:33:04,050 * AND THERE'S NO TIME 852 00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:09,521 * FOR FUSSING AND FIGHTING, MY FRIEND * 853 00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:17,063 * I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT IT'S A CRIME * 854 00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:22,601 * SO I WILL ASK YOU ONCE AGAIN * 855 00:33:22,634 --> 00:33:25,171 - * TRY TO SEE IT MY WAY 856 00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:29,308 * ONLY TIME WILL TELL IF I AM RIGHT OR I AM WRONG * 857 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,643 * WHILE YOU SEE IT YOUR WAY 858 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:35,614 * THERE'S A CHANCE THAT WE MIGHT FALL APART BEFORE TOO LONG * 859 00:33:35,647 --> 00:33:37,649 * WE CAN WORK IT OUT 860 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,751 * WE CAN WORK IT OUT * 861 00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:42,754 all: * LIFE IS VERY SHORT 862 00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:47,493 * AND THERE'S NO TIME 863 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:53,365 * FOR FUSSING AND FIGHTING, MY FRIEND * 864 00:33:53,399 --> 00:34:00,106 * I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT IT'S A CRIME * 865 00:34:00,139 --> 00:34:01,773 - THAT'S IT! 866 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:05,844 BIG TIME RUSH IS BIG-TIME FINISHED. 867 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,380 - * TRY TO SEE IT MY WAY 868 00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:10,182 * ONLY TIME WILL TELL IF I AM RIGHT * 869 00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:12,184 * OR I AM WRONG 870 00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:14,553 - * WHILE YOU SEE IT YOUR WAY 871 00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:16,688 * THERE'S A CHANCE THAT WE MIGHT FALL APART * 872 00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:18,524 * BEFORE TOO LONG 873 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:21,127 all: * WE CAN WORK IT OUT 874 00:34:21,127 --> 00:34:23,862 * WE CAN WORK IT OUT 875 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:27,733 * 876 00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:29,335 - THEY SOUNDED GREAT. 877 00:34:29,368 --> 00:34:32,338 [cheering and screaming] 878 00:34:32,371 --> 00:34:35,507 [lively rock music] 879 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:36,608 THEY SOUND ALL RIGHT! 880 00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:39,611 [dog yapping] 881 00:34:39,645 --> 00:34:43,815 * 882 00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:47,286 - OKAY, IS ANYBODY GONNA SAY ANYTHING 883 00:34:47,319 --> 00:34:48,454 ABOUT THE BEATLES SONG? 884 00:34:48,487 --> 00:34:49,588 - I'M BLOCKING IT OUT! 885 00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:50,756 - SOUND CHECK WENT WELL, THOUGH. 886 00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:52,258 - IT DID. 887 00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:53,359 - BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO GET MY DAD. 888 00:34:53,392 --> 00:34:54,360 - OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 889 00:34:54,393 --> 00:34:56,795 IF YOU EXCHANGE THE FLOATY THING FOR YOUR DAD, 890 00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:59,298 THEN THE EVIL VILLAIN IS GONNA HAVE THE FLOATY THING. 891 00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:02,434 - NO, YOU'RE GOING TO EXCHANGE IT, 892 00:35:02,468 --> 00:35:03,635 AND I'LL BE IN THE WOODS 893 00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:05,171 READY TO SLEEP-DART MOON AND HIS GOONS 894 00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:06,705 AS SOON AS HE TAKES IT. 895 00:35:06,738 --> 00:35:07,839 - GOOD PLAN. - I THINK IT'S GREAT. 896 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:09,475 - LOVE IT! 897 00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:11,310 - OKAY, CAN WE GET A COOL DRAMATIC ENTRANCE? 898 00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:14,880 [helicopter rotors whirring] 899 00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:17,349 YEAH, COOLER THAN THAT? 900 00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:22,188 [suspenseful music] 901 00:35:22,221 --> 00:35:24,223 * 902 00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:45,444 [hard rock music] 903 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,479 * 904 00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:54,953 STAY COOL, GUYS. 905 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:56,655 YOU'RE NEVER IN DANGER 906 00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:58,724 WHEN YOU MEET THE VILLAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE. 907 00:35:58,757 --> 00:36:01,227 IT'S ONLY AT THE END WHEN HE TRIES TO KILL YOU. 908 00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:08,900 - WELL, WELL, BIG TIME RUSH. 909 00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:11,570 SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU. 910 00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:14,873 NOW, WON'T YOU MEET MY ASSOCIATES... 911 00:36:14,906 --> 00:36:16,408 [guns clicking] 912 00:36:16,442 --> 00:36:18,710 - OH... 913 00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:20,246 - AH-- 914 00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:21,580 [gun clicks] 915 00:36:21,613 --> 00:36:22,881 - HELLO. [chuckles] 916 00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:25,251 YOU WERE SAYING? 917 00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:26,552 - NOW, I BELIEVE YOU HAVE SOMETHING 918 00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:29,888 THAT BELONGS TO ME. 919 00:36:29,921 --> 00:36:31,957 - WELL, I BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET AWAY 920 00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:33,792 WITH WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH, 921 00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:37,963 WHATEVER YOU'RE TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH IS. 922 00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:40,366 - OH, SEE, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, 923 00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:43,369 BECAUSE I GET EVERYTHING I WANT. 924 00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:45,671 - OH, YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT ALL RIGHT. 925 00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:48,507 - I HOPE. 926 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,675 [gun clicks] 927 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,510 - THAT'S IT. 928 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:53,779 GIVE HIM THE BACKPACK AND-- 929 00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:00,919 [grunts] 930 00:37:00,952 --> 00:37:03,322 LET GO OF ME! 931 00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:04,956 ALL RIGHT, I GET THE POINT. 932 00:37:04,990 --> 00:37:07,393 LET GO, YOU STUPID GOON. 933 00:37:07,426 --> 00:37:07,993 - WE CAN GET OUT OF THIS. 934 00:37:08,026 --> 00:37:09,295 - REALLY? 935 00:37:09,295 --> 00:37:10,862 - NO. 936 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:14,400 - [grunts] 937 00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:15,901 HI, DADDY. 938 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,636 - RULE NUMBER ONE, SWEETHEART? 939 00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:19,505 - ALWAYS CHECK YOUR PERIMETER? 940 00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:22,308 - LET'S RECAP, SHALL WE? 941 00:37:22,341 --> 00:37:23,809 YOU HAVE THE BACKPACK, 942 00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:26,478 BUT I HAVE YOU ALL SURROUNDED, 943 00:37:26,512 --> 00:37:29,981 AND MAXWELL HAS A SILVER HAMMER. 944 00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:33,519 I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT, HMM? 945 00:37:33,552 --> 00:37:35,587 - RULE NUMBER TWO: 946 00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:38,857 ALWAYS HAVE AN ESCAPE PLAN. 947 00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:40,759 - WHOA! 948 00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:41,893 [gun fires] 949 00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:45,764 - SERIOUSLY? 950 00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:47,399 - [grunts] 951 00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:50,736 - YA! 952 00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:52,538 - [groans] 953 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,376 - TAKE IT! 954 00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:59,911 - NOW, HOW ARE YOU BOYS AT RUNNING? 955 00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:01,580 [together] GREAT. 956 00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:05,083 - GRAB THE LEGS! - GO, GO, GO! 957 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:08,420 - DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY! 958 00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:09,688 - QUICK, IN THE TOILET. 959 00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:10,689 - THE TOILET? 960 00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:11,690 - YES. 961 00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:13,525 - GO-GO-GO-GO! - HURRY, HURRY! 962 00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:14,626 - INSIDE, INSIDE. 963 00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:15,794 ALL RIGHT. 964 00:38:19,365 --> 00:38:20,899 - A BATHROOM! 965 00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:23,769 THAT'S YOUR ESCAPE PLAN? 966 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:24,770 [door bangs] 967 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,372 - AH! 968 00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:27,806 - [gasps] 969 00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:29,441 - PENNY, THIS COULD BE OUR LAST CHANCE TO KISS. 970 00:38:29,475 --> 00:38:31,810 - HANDS OFF. - RIGHT. 971 00:38:31,843 --> 00:38:33,845 [door bangs] 972 00:38:33,879 --> 00:38:34,913 - BRACE YOURSELF. 973 00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:37,082 [all screaming] 974 00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:40,386 [water gurgling] 975 00:38:43,455 --> 00:38:46,458 - SOMEONE GET ME A CAT. 976 00:38:46,492 --> 00:38:49,828 [cat meows] 977 00:38:49,861 --> 00:38:52,764 [alarm buzzing] 978 00:38:52,798 --> 00:38:54,833 [all screaming] 979 00:38:54,866 --> 00:38:59,805 - [grunting] OKAY, EVERYBODY STOP SHOOTING ME! 980 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:01,440 - DONE, AND I DON'T LIKE YOU 981 00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:02,808 PUTTING YOURSELF IN DANGER LIKE THAT. 982 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:04,443 - THEN MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE SKIPPED 983 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:05,777 ALL THOSE TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAYS. 984 00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:10,982 - OH, YES! A REAL PHONE. 985 00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:14,019 NOW I CAN USE IT TO CALL GUSTAVO AND TELL HIM THAT-- 986 00:39:14,052 --> 00:39:17,155 [laser zaps] 987 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,690 - NOT A PHONE. 988 00:39:18,724 --> 00:39:20,859 - SORRY ABOUT THE BAG SWITCH, BOYS, 989 00:39:20,892 --> 00:39:22,628 BUT I HAD NO CHOICE. 990 00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:24,663 - OOH, YOU STOLE THE FLOATY THING FROM MOON 991 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:27,499 SO HE COULDN'T USE IT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. 992 00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:29,735 - CARLOS, NO ONE IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. 993 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:30,636 - NO, HE'S RIGHT. 994 00:39:30,669 --> 00:39:32,103 MOON IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. 995 00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:33,872 - IS HE? OKAY. 996 00:39:33,905 --> 00:39:38,143 - HEY, EVEN I KNOW THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 997 00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:41,112 - WELL, SO IS A DEVICE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO DEFY GRAVITY. 998 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:43,782 BUT HERE IT IS. 999 00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:45,684 AND NO MATTER WHAT MOON'S EVIL PLOT IS, 1000 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:47,986 HE CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT THE BEETLE. 1001 00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:49,755 - [coughing] 1002 00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:51,857 - I'M SORRY. DID YOU SAY BEETLE? 1003 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:56,962 - AND "EVIL" AND "PLOT" AND "CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT." 1004 00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:59,130 - ALL THAT'S MISSING IS A PRINCESS. 1005 00:39:59,164 --> 00:40:01,667 [laser zapping] 1006 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:02,734 - NICE SHOT. 1007 00:40:02,768 --> 00:40:05,136 I'LL TAKE THAT. 1008 00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:07,973 - OKAY, SO NOW THAT YOU HAVE THE BEETLE, 1009 00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:10,942 YOU CAN JUST CALL UP THE QUEEN OR THE VICE QUEEN 1010 00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:13,144 AND TELL THEM THAT BIG TIME RUSH HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS 1011 00:40:13,178 --> 00:40:15,847 SO WE CAN KICK OFF OUR WORLD TOUR TONIGHT. 1012 00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,215 - CLOSE. 1013 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:19,918 BY NOW I SUSPECT THAT NUMBER ONE THINKS I'VE GONE ROGUE, 1014 00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:21,853 SO YOU STAY HERE WHERE IT'S SAFE. 1015 00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:24,556 I'LL GO BACK TO MI6 HEADQUARTERS, 1016 00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:26,892 BRIEF THEM ON THE SITUATION, BRING MOON TO JUSTICE, 1017 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:28,560 THEN YOU CAN CLEAR YOUR NAMES 1018 00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:29,995 AND KICK OFF YOUR WORLD TOUR. 1019 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:31,129 - YES! - THAT'S PERFECT! 1020 00:40:31,162 --> 00:40:32,898 - NOT TO WORRY, FELLAS. 1021 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:34,199 I'VE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. 1022 00:40:34,232 --> 00:40:35,534 ting! 1023 00:40:35,567 --> 00:40:36,134 - HMM! [laser zaps] 1024 00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:37,603 - [grunts] 1025 00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:40,872 thud! 1026 00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:43,041 - I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A PEN. 1027 00:40:43,074 --> 00:40:46,512 - THAT'S A KNOCKOUT PEN THAT LASTS FOR 12 HOURS! 1028 00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:48,647 - WELL, I'M HAVING A BAD DAY, OKAY? 1029 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,650 [pen clicks] 1030 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:52,684 - OW! - STOP IT! 1031 00:40:52,718 --> 00:40:53,785 - AH! - LET US OUT OF HERE! 1032 00:40:53,819 --> 00:40:55,153 - STOP DOING THAT! 1033 00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:56,154 AH, THAT REALLY HURTS! 1034 00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:58,223 - HOW LONG ARE WE GOING TO KEEP TORTURING THEM? 1035 00:40:58,256 --> 00:41:01,493 - UNTIL THEY TELL US THEIR PLANS FOR TAKING OVER THE WORLD. 1036 00:41:01,527 --> 00:41:02,928 - AH! AH! 1037 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:05,531 WE DO NOT HAVE A PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! 1038 00:41:05,531 --> 00:41:06,765 AH! 1039 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,867 - IT'S ALL JUST A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING! 1040 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,268 - [whimpering] 1041 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:13,238 GET US OUT OF HERE! AH! 1042 00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:18,076 - HMM, PERHAPS THEY'LL GIVE IN TO A LITTLE JAPANESE TORTURE. 1043 00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:21,279 - * MAKE IT COUNT, PLAY IT STRAIGHT * 1044 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:23,248 - AH! - STOP IT! 1045 00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:24,683 - WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? 1046 00:41:24,716 --> 00:41:25,717 - * HERE WE GO BIG TIME... 1047 00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:26,885 - STOP IT! STOP IT! 1048 00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:28,253 MAKE HIM STOP! MAKE IT STOP, PLEASE! 1049 00:41:28,286 --> 00:41:30,155 MAKE IT STOP! 1050 00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:32,791 [shouting and singing continue] 1051 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:35,060 - OH, THEY'LL CRACK. 1052 00:41:35,093 --> 00:41:37,563 - * OH, GO ON, SHAKE IT UP 1053 00:41:37,563 --> 00:41:38,830 * WHAT YOU GOTTA LOSE 1054 00:41:38,864 --> 00:41:42,233 - WHY? MAKE IT STOP! 1055 00:41:42,267 --> 00:41:43,669 - ALL THE DUKE SAID IS THAT 1056 00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:45,571 WE'RE TAKING A HORSE AND CARRIAGE 1057 00:41:45,571 --> 00:41:47,573 TO THE FINEST RESTAURANT IN ALL OF LONDON 1058 00:41:47,573 --> 00:41:48,907 BEFORE THE CONCERT. 1059 00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:52,043 - ADMIT IT, MOM, ROYALTY HAS ITS ADVANTAGES. 1060 00:41:52,077 --> 00:41:57,248 - PERHAPS MY DAUGHTER, THE GENIUS, IS NOT SO CRAZY. 1061 00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:01,820 - THE GENIUS PRINCESS... 1062 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:04,122 - ATTENTION, LOYAL SUBJECTS! 1063 00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:07,826 IT'S ME, THE DUKE OF BATH, WITH ANOTHER ROYAL SALE! 1064 00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:09,895 SO COME ON DOWN TODAY 1065 00:42:09,928 --> 00:42:12,030 AND PICK OUT A THRONE OF YOUR OWN. 1066 00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:14,900 [trumpet fanfare] 1067 00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:16,735 I'VE GOT THOUSANDS TO CHOOSE FROM. 1068 00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:18,003 [cackles] 1069 00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:21,172 - CASTLES. YOU SAID YOU HAD 17 CASTLES. 1070 00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:24,776 - SO MARCH ON DOWN TO ONE OF MY 17 CASTLES, 1071 00:42:24,810 --> 00:42:26,311 AND SEE ME, THE DUKE, 1072 00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:29,615 AND I'LL TREAT YOU--HMM-- LIKE A KING. 1073 00:42:29,615 --> 00:42:31,983 [cackling] 1074 00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:35,621 - I CAN FIX THIS. 1075 00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:38,323 I JUST TELL THE DUKE THAT MOM'S A DUDE, 1076 00:42:38,356 --> 00:42:39,958 THEN I TELL MOM THE DUKE HAS A MEETING 1077 00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:41,660 WITH THE QUEEN, THEN... 1078 00:42:41,693 --> 00:42:43,228 WE MEET AN EARL OF SOMETHING 1079 00:42:43,261 --> 00:42:44,996 OR A "SIR" GUY KNIGHTED BY THE QUEEN, 1080 00:42:45,030 --> 00:42:46,998 AND I CAN STILL BE A PRINCESS... 1081 00:42:47,032 --> 00:42:51,770 - WELL, HELLO THERE, PRINCESS. 1082 00:42:51,803 --> 00:42:57,175 [ominous music] 1083 00:42:57,208 --> 00:43:00,746 - DO YOU REALIZE YOU ARE NUTS? 1084 00:43:00,779 --> 00:43:02,881 - DO YOU REALIZE YOU NEVER SHUT UP? 1085 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:04,950 - YOU? TAKE OVER THE WORLD? 1086 00:43:04,983 --> 00:43:08,086 YOU KNOW WE HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS ALREADY. 1087 00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:10,656 - THE PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD, PRINCESS, 1088 00:43:10,656 --> 00:43:12,758 IS THAT IT'S RUN BY MANY DIFFERENT PEOPLE 1089 00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:14,826 WITH DIFFERENT IDEAS. 1090 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:18,396 WHAT IT NEEDS IS TO BE RUN BY ONE PERSON: 1091 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,832 SIR ATTICUS MOON. 1092 00:43:20,866 --> 00:43:22,067 CAT ME! 1093 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,068 [cat yowls] 1094 00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:24,135 [clattering] 1095 00:43:24,169 --> 00:43:26,104 DO YOU CALL THAT A THROW? 1096 00:43:26,137 --> 00:43:27,272 [cat yowls] 1097 00:43:27,305 --> 00:43:30,676 OH, LOOK, SOMEBODY JUST HAND ME A CAT. 1098 00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:31,910 [cat meows] 1099 00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:34,846 - SERIOUSLY, JUST PUT DOWN THE CAT, 1100 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,816 GET BACK ON YOUR YACHT, AND ENJOY LIFE, 1101 00:43:37,849 --> 00:43:39,985 'CAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING HERE. 1102 00:43:40,018 --> 00:43:44,055 - THE ONLY THING I DON'T HAVE TO START MY REVOLUTION, PRINCESS, 1103 00:43:44,089 --> 00:43:45,724 IS THE BEETLE, 1104 00:43:45,757 --> 00:43:48,259 AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELP ME GET IT. 1105 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,227 [cat meows] 1106 00:43:55,767 --> 00:43:57,903 - OH. - THAT'S ODD. 1107 00:43:57,936 --> 00:44:01,106 IT USUALLY WORKS IN THE MOVIES. 1108 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:04,175 - WELL, NO MATTER WHAT, IF WE DON'T WAKE HIM UP, 1109 00:44:04,209 --> 00:44:06,878 OUR WHOLE WORLD TOUR COMES CRASHING DOWN. 1110 00:44:06,912 --> 00:44:10,315 - DON'T WORRY, PENNY. WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS. 1111 00:44:10,348 --> 00:44:11,750 - JAMES, I DON'T NEED A HUG. 1112 00:44:11,783 --> 00:44:12,718 - WOULD YOU RATHER KISS? - NO. 1113 00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:14,352 [record scratches] 1114 00:44:14,385 --> 00:44:18,023 - HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE? 1115 00:44:18,056 --> 00:44:19,290 - WHAT DO YOU WANT, MOON? 1116 00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:23,294 - ACTUALLY, IT'S WHAT BIG TIME RUSH WANTS. 1117 00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:25,463 - YOU CAN'T TAKE OVER THE WORLD, MORON! 1118 00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:27,733 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 1119 00:44:27,766 --> 00:44:31,036 - AND IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE THE PRINCESS AGAIN, 1120 00:44:31,069 --> 00:44:32,971 YOU WILL BRING ME THE BEETLE. 1121 00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:35,807 - AND BRING A SHRINK, 'CAUSE HE'S NUTS! 1122 00:44:35,841 --> 00:44:37,108 - HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH HER? 1123 00:44:37,142 --> 00:44:38,409 SERIOUSLY, SHE'S DREADFUL. 1124 00:44:41,379 --> 00:44:43,181 - KATIE'S THE PRINCESS. 1125 00:44:43,214 --> 00:44:45,183 - YOU HAVE ONE HOUR TO BRING ME THE BEETLE. 1126 00:44:45,216 --> 00:44:48,219 I BELIEVE AGENT LANE KNOWS THE ADDRESS. 1127 00:44:48,253 --> 00:44:49,988 MOON OUT! 1128 00:44:55,126 --> 00:44:58,764 - [whistling] 1129 00:44:58,797 --> 00:45:01,232 [screaming] 1130 00:45:01,266 --> 00:45:04,169 - DON'T WORRY. WE'RE GONNA GET KATIE. 1131 00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:08,139 - HEY, IN MY DREAM, WE SAVE THE PRINCESS, 1132 00:45:08,173 --> 00:45:11,309 NOT NOT SAVE HER. 1133 00:45:11,342 --> 00:45:12,844 - AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE THE BEETLE, 1134 00:45:12,878 --> 00:45:14,045 HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING. 1135 00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:15,847 - RIGHT. 1136 00:45:15,881 --> 00:45:18,183 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 1137 00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:20,018 - LISTEN, WE HOLD ALL THE CARDS 1138 00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:22,020 AS LONG AS WE HOLD ON TO THE BACKPACK. 1139 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:23,221 [scooter motor buzzing] 1140 00:45:23,254 --> 00:45:24,790 - NOW WE HAVE ZEE BACKPACK! 1141 00:45:24,823 --> 00:45:25,791 SWEDEN WILL RULE THE WORLD! 1142 00:45:25,824 --> 00:45:26,858 - [screaming] 1143 00:45:26,892 --> 00:45:29,294 [both screaming] 1144 00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:30,295 - OH! 1145 00:45:30,328 --> 00:45:32,130 [both grunting] 1146 00:45:32,163 --> 00:45:34,399 [door clunks] 1147 00:45:34,432 --> 00:45:38,003 - LET US OUT! LET US OUT! 1148 00:45:38,036 --> 00:45:39,004 LET US OUT! 1149 00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:42,040 [tires squealing] 1150 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:47,045 - YEAH, I AM TOTALLY HAVING THE WORST DAY EVER. 1151 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:49,848 - * THE MUSIC SOUNDS BETTER WITH YOU * 1152 00:45:49,881 --> 00:45:53,284 * OOH, BABY, IT FEELS RIGHT 1153 00:45:53,318 --> 00:45:55,987 * IT FEELS LIKE... 1154 00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:56,922 - OH, STOP IT! - PLEASE STOP IT! 1155 00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:58,089 MAKE IT STOP! HELP! 1156 00:45:58,123 --> 00:46:01,192 - NO ONE HAS EVER OUTLASTED YAKAMOTO. 1157 00:46:01,226 --> 00:46:04,029 - * EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH YOU... * 1158 00:46:04,062 --> 00:46:05,530 - [screaming] OH, WE'RE ALIVE! 1159 00:46:05,563 --> 00:46:07,265 - WE'RE STILL ALIVE! - OH, THANK GOODNESS! 1160 00:46:07,298 --> 00:46:09,000 - WE MADE IT. - OH, WE MADE IT! 1161 00:46:09,034 --> 00:46:11,903 - THEY'VE GOT TO BE THE MOST DIABOLICALLY TRAINED MINDS 1162 00:46:11,937 --> 00:46:13,171 IN ALL OF HISTORY. 1163 00:46:13,204 --> 00:46:14,372 - OR THEY'RE TELLING THE TRUTH, 1164 00:46:14,405 --> 00:46:16,574 AND BIG TIME RUSH ARE NOT SPIES. 1165 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:19,510 THEY'RE JUST IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG BACKPACK TIME. 1166 00:46:19,544 --> 00:46:21,913 - HMM. 1167 00:46:21,947 --> 00:46:23,882 SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS, 1168 00:46:23,915 --> 00:46:26,451 YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD 1169 00:46:26,484 --> 00:46:29,120 BUT RATHER USING THE PHRASE METAPHORICALLY 1170 00:46:29,154 --> 00:46:30,588 WITH REGARD TO EXPANDING THE POPULARITY 1171 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:32,057 OF YOUR MUSIC GLOBALLY? 1172 00:46:32,090 --> 00:46:35,593 both: YES! 1173 00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:40,331 - RIGHT, WELL, UM... 1174 00:46:40,365 --> 00:46:41,867 SORRY. 1175 00:46:41,867 --> 00:46:44,235 - UH, "SORRY" AIN'T GONNA CUT IT, BUD. 1176 00:46:44,269 --> 00:46:47,572 NOW, I WANT YOU TO FIND BIG TIME RUSH, 1177 00:46:47,605 --> 00:46:50,008 GET US BACK TO THE HYDE PARK AMPHITHEATER, 1178 00:46:50,041 --> 00:46:51,910 AND EXPLAIN WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE TODAY 1179 00:46:51,943 --> 00:46:53,879 TO OUR WORLD TOUR PROMOTER. 1180 00:46:53,879 --> 00:46:56,514 - OR BRITAIN WILL HAVE A POLITICAL SCANDAL ON ITS HANDS 1181 00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:57,983 OF INTERNATIONAL PROPORTIONS. 1182 00:47:02,453 --> 00:47:06,191 - AND WE WANT A POLICE ESCORT AND AN APOLOGY FROM THE QUEEN. 1183 00:47:06,224 --> 00:47:08,894 [tires squealing] 1184 00:47:08,894 --> 00:47:10,061 [crickets chirping] 1185 00:47:10,095 --> 00:47:11,396 [sheep bleating] 1186 00:47:11,429 --> 00:47:13,364 - WE'RE IN A SHEEP FIELD. - THAT'S FINE. 1187 00:47:13,398 --> 00:47:15,333 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GET BACK TO LONDON SOMEHOW. 1188 00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:18,003 IN FACT, I BET THE DOGS ARE AT THE THEATER RIGHT NOW 1189 00:47:18,036 --> 00:47:19,070 JUST WONDERING WHERE WE ARE. 1190 00:47:19,104 --> 00:47:21,106 [laughing maniacally] 1191 00:47:21,139 --> 00:47:22,307 [bleats] 1192 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:23,308 [sheep bleating] 1193 00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:24,509 [continues bleating] 1194 00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:27,946 [ominous music] 1195 00:47:27,979 --> 00:47:30,982 [satellite whirring] 1196 00:47:33,985 --> 00:47:36,922 - LASER ENGAGED. 1197 00:47:36,955 --> 00:47:38,389 - OKAY, I'LL BITE. 1198 00:47:38,423 --> 00:47:40,258 WHAT'S WITH THE GIANT LASER? 1199 00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:43,128 - PART TWO OF MY REVOLUTION. 1200 00:47:43,161 --> 00:47:45,630 YOU'VE ALREADY MET PART ONE. 1201 00:47:45,663 --> 00:47:47,999 - YOU KNOW EVERYONE WHO'S TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD 1202 00:47:48,033 --> 00:47:49,234 HAS FAILED-- 1203 00:47:49,267 --> 00:47:52,470 GENGHIS KHAN, NAPOLEON, SIMON COWELL? 1204 00:47:52,503 --> 00:47:54,039 - THAT'S BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T TRY 1205 00:47:54,072 --> 00:47:56,441 TO TAKE OVER THE MOON FIRST, 1206 00:47:56,474 --> 00:47:58,243 WHICH IS PART THREE. 1207 00:48:02,413 --> 00:48:05,083 - SUPERMOON ALIGNMENT IN T-MINUS ONE HOUR 1208 00:48:05,116 --> 00:48:06,184 AND COUNTING. 1209 00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:09,120 [timer beeping] 1210 00:48:09,154 --> 00:48:11,389 - DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE MOON? 1211 00:48:11,422 --> 00:48:13,024 - AH-AH-AH. 1212 00:48:13,058 --> 00:48:15,493 IF THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNED FROM SPY FILMS, 1213 00:48:15,526 --> 00:48:17,628 IT'S NEVER REVEAL YOUR EVIL PLANS 1214 00:48:17,662 --> 00:48:19,397 BEFORE YOU IMPLEMENT THEM. 1215 00:48:19,430 --> 00:48:24,002 BUT THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A GOOD TICKING CLOCK 1216 00:48:24,035 --> 00:48:26,004 TO SPICE THINGS UP. 1217 00:48:26,037 --> 00:48:27,638 AND IN ONE HOUR, 1218 00:48:27,672 --> 00:48:31,676 YOU WILL NO LONGER BE ADDRESSING ME AS "DUDE" 1219 00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:38,049 BUT AS "YOUR HIGHNESS LORD SUPREME COMMANDER LORD MOON." 1220 00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:40,051 [music winds down] 1221 00:48:40,085 --> 00:48:41,586 EH, IT'S A BIT BUSY, ISN'T IT? 1222 00:48:41,619 --> 00:48:45,991 UH, "PRIME PRESIDENT MOON, 1223 00:48:45,991 --> 00:48:47,692 CHANCELLOR OF THE EARTH..." 1224 00:48:47,725 --> 00:48:49,127 [music winds down] 1225 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,461 EH? NO. 1226 00:48:50,495 --> 00:48:51,496 RIGHT. 1227 00:48:51,529 --> 00:48:52,998 MOON... 1228 00:48:52,998 --> 00:48:55,333 MOON THE MERCILESS? 1229 00:48:55,366 --> 00:48:56,334 HMM? YEAH? 1230 00:48:56,367 --> 00:48:57,568 [men grunt] 1231 00:48:57,602 --> 00:48:59,570 MOON THE MERCILESS? MOON THE MERCILESS! 1232 00:48:59,604 --> 00:49:04,675 I BELIEVE PERHAPS I SHALL PRACTICE MY EVIL LAUGH NOW. 1233 00:49:04,709 --> 00:49:06,277 [laughing evilly] 1234 00:49:06,311 --> 00:49:07,712 MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! 1235 00:49:07,745 --> 00:49:09,214 MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-- 1236 00:49:09,247 --> 00:49:12,017 OW! 1237 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:18,389 - OKAY, LET'S GO OVER OUR OPTIONS ONE MORE TIME. 1238 00:49:18,423 --> 00:49:20,258 - WE CAN GO TO THE LONDON POLICE, 1239 00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:23,394 BUT THEY'LL ARREST US. 1240 00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:24,762 - WELL, WE CAN GO TO MI6, 1241 00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:27,632 BUT THEY'LL INTERROGATE US AND/OR TORTURE US. 1242 00:49:27,665 --> 00:49:29,434 - GUYS! 1243 00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:32,570 LOOK, WE DEFEATED THE EVIL VILLAIN IN MY DREAM. 1244 00:49:32,603 --> 00:49:34,039 IT WAS US. 1245 00:49:34,039 --> 00:49:36,507 WE DID IT. 1246 00:49:36,541 --> 00:49:37,675 - HOW? 1247 00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:40,378 - IN TUXEDOS. 1248 00:49:43,281 --> 00:49:45,650 - HE DID GET THE BEATLES SONG RIGHT. 1249 00:49:45,683 --> 00:49:47,152 - AND THE WHITE-SUITED VILLAIN... 1250 00:49:47,185 --> 00:49:49,054 - [quietly] TWO. 1251 00:49:49,087 --> 00:49:50,155 - AND THE PRINCESS. 1252 00:49:50,188 --> 00:49:51,256 - [quietly] THREE. 1253 00:49:51,289 --> 00:49:53,058 - OKAY, WE SHOULD JUST GO TO THE POLICE 1254 00:49:53,058 --> 00:49:54,592 LIKE WE SHOULD'VE DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 1255 00:49:54,625 --> 00:49:57,462 YEAH, THEY ARREST US, BUT WE PLEAD INNOCENT. 1256 00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:59,364 THEN AFTER HIRING THE BEST LAWYERS IN LONDON, 1257 00:49:59,397 --> 00:50:00,565 WE GO TO TRIAL. 1258 00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:02,267 HOWEVER, WITH A SOLID OPENING ARGUMENT, 1259 00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:03,468 I BELIEVE WE CAN-- 1260 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:07,105 OKAY, WHAT DID WE DO IN YOUR STUPID DREAM? 1261 00:50:07,138 --> 00:50:08,739 - OKAY, KENDALL AND I ATTACKED THE CASTLE 1262 00:50:08,773 --> 00:50:11,542 FROM THE GROUND VIA SPY CAR AND SPY BIKE-- 1263 00:50:11,576 --> 00:50:13,778 - GREAT, BUT WHERE ARE WE GONNA GET A SPY CAR 1264 00:50:13,811 --> 00:50:15,180 AND SPY BIKE? 1265 00:50:15,213 --> 00:50:17,382 [engine revving] 1266 00:50:17,415 --> 00:50:19,584 [tires screech] 1267 00:50:19,617 --> 00:50:22,487 - MIGHT I SUGGEST YOU TAKE A SPY VAN INSTEAD? 1268 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,754 - WAIT. HE CAN DRIVE HIMSELF? 1269 00:50:23,788 --> 00:50:25,223 - NOT WELL. 1270 00:50:25,256 --> 00:50:26,824 AND, VAN, I THOUGHT THEY WEREN'T AUTHORIZED. 1271 00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:28,793 - MY SENSORS DETECT YOU NEED HELP, 1272 00:50:28,826 --> 00:50:30,595 SO I'M AUTHORIZING YOU. 1273 00:50:30,628 --> 00:50:32,463 [door whooshes] 1274 00:50:39,204 --> 00:50:40,771 - SO THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING? 1275 00:50:40,805 --> 00:50:42,173 all: YEP. 1276 00:50:42,207 --> 00:50:43,174 - WE'RE NOT DREAMING? 1277 00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:44,809 all: NOPE. 1278 00:50:44,842 --> 00:50:48,379 - I WANT A COOL WEAPON TOO. 1279 00:50:48,413 --> 00:50:50,348 OF COURSE. 1280 00:50:56,187 --> 00:50:58,423 - HELLO. 1281 00:50:58,456 --> 00:51:03,261 WELL, DON'T YOU LOOK FETCHING? 1282 00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:04,795 AND CONCERNED. 1283 00:51:04,829 --> 00:51:06,164 - WELL, I CAN'T FIND KATIE. 1284 00:51:06,197 --> 00:51:07,598 SHE WENT TO LOOK FOR THE BOYS, 1285 00:51:07,632 --> 00:51:09,500 WHO I HAVEN'T SEEN ALL DAY. 1286 00:51:09,534 --> 00:51:12,870 - OH, PERHAPS IT'S HER WAY 1287 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:16,241 OF GETTING YOU AND THE DUKE ALONE TOGETHER FOR DINNER, EH? 1288 00:51:16,274 --> 00:51:18,409 - THAT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME. 1289 00:51:18,443 --> 00:51:20,145 - PERHAPS THESE MIGHT CHEER YOU UP. 1290 00:51:20,145 --> 00:51:22,513 - UH... 1291 00:51:22,547 --> 00:51:24,215 THESE ARE TOILET PLUNGERS. 1292 00:51:24,249 --> 00:51:26,217 - I PICKED THEM MYSELF. 1293 00:51:26,251 --> 00:51:27,785 [guffaws] 1294 00:51:27,818 --> 00:51:29,487 AND RELAX; IT'S NOT AS IF THE BOYS 1295 00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:32,657 ARE OFF RESCUING SOME PRINCESS WHO'S BEEN HELD CAPTIVE 1296 00:51:32,690 --> 00:51:35,793 BY SOME MADMAN INTENT ON WORLD DOMINATION, IS IT? 1297 00:51:35,826 --> 00:51:37,395 [cackling] 1298 00:51:37,428 --> 00:51:38,663 THAT'S SILLY. 1299 00:51:38,696 --> 00:51:41,166 [both laughing] 1300 00:51:41,199 --> 00:51:42,833 - [laughing evilly] 1301 00:51:42,867 --> 00:51:46,204 OOH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! 1302 00:51:46,237 --> 00:51:49,707 MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! 1303 00:51:51,509 --> 00:51:52,743 NO, IT'S TOO BIG, ISN'T IT? 1304 00:51:52,777 --> 00:51:55,213 IT'S REALLY NOT BELIEVABLE? 1305 00:51:55,246 --> 00:51:56,481 RIGHT! 1306 00:51:56,514 --> 00:51:58,383 I WANT TEN EVIL LAUGH SUGGESTIONS 1307 00:51:58,416 --> 00:51:59,917 FROM ALL OF YOU BY TOMORROW. 1308 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:00,918 men: SIR! 1309 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:03,821 [men talking indistinctly] 1310 00:52:03,854 --> 00:52:07,392 - OKAY, FELLAS, READY TO REBEL AND STOP THE CRAZY PERSON? 1311 00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:11,462 I MEAN, IS THIS WHAT YOU REALLY WANTED TO BE DOING, HUH? 1312 00:52:11,496 --> 00:52:14,732 I MEAN, LOOK AT THE WAY HE DRESSES YOU. 1313 00:52:14,765 --> 00:52:17,902 - IT WILL GIVE ME GREAT PLEASURE, PRINCESS, 1314 00:52:17,935 --> 00:52:23,208 FOR YOU TO BE THE FIRST CIVILIAN TO BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW LEADER. 1315 00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:24,742 [cat yowls] 1316 00:52:24,775 --> 00:52:27,745 BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO START UP MY GIANT LASER... 1317 00:52:27,778 --> 00:52:29,214 - [grunts] 1318 00:52:29,214 --> 00:52:32,717 - AND START...MY REVOLUTION! 1319 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:35,720 [ominous music] 1320 00:52:35,753 --> 00:52:37,755 * 1321 00:52:45,530 --> 00:52:47,765 [device beeping and whirring] 1322 00:52:47,798 --> 00:52:48,733 [rumbling] 1323 00:52:48,766 --> 00:52:51,269 - BEETLE ENGAGED. 1324 00:52:51,302 --> 00:52:52,837 [satellite zapping] 1325 00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:55,240 [alarm blaring] 1326 00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:56,841 - WHAT IS GOING ON? 1327 00:52:56,874 --> 00:52:58,776 - THERE'S A HUGE POWER SURGE READING ON THE COAST, SIR. 1328 00:52:58,809 --> 00:53:00,478 IT'S OFF THE CHARTS. 1329 00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:01,679 - ZOOM IN ON THE SATELLITE FOOTAGE. 1330 00:53:01,712 --> 00:53:04,582 [computer beeping] 1331 00:53:04,615 --> 00:53:06,517 - IT'S SIR ATTICUS MOON'S CASTLE, 1332 00:53:06,551 --> 00:53:09,920 WITH A GIANT LASER POPPING OUT OF IT. 1333 00:53:09,954 --> 00:53:11,522 - GET THE ROYAL AIR FORCE ON THE LINE 1334 00:53:11,556 --> 00:53:12,890 AND SCRAMBLE JETS IMMEDIATELY. 1335 00:53:12,923 --> 00:53:13,824 [keyboard clacking] 1336 00:53:13,858 --> 00:53:16,561 [static hissing] 1337 00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:19,564 - ALL COMMUNICATIONS ARE TOTALLY JAMMED. 1338 00:53:19,597 --> 00:53:22,300 - [singsongy] JAM BUTTON. JAM BUTTON. 1339 00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:24,869 I LOVE MY JAM BUTTON! 1340 00:53:24,902 --> 00:53:27,004 - CAN YOU DETERMINE WHERE THE LASER'S AIMED? 1341 00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:29,407 PARLIAMENT, BUCKINGHAM PALACE, WASHINGTON? 1342 00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:33,478 - ESTIMATED TARGET FOR LASER IS... 1343 00:53:33,511 --> 00:53:35,613 [all gasping] 1344 00:53:35,646 --> 00:53:39,484 - HE'S GOING TO PUSH THE MOON OUT OF ITS ORBIT. 1345 00:53:39,517 --> 00:53:42,287 - THAT WOULD CAUSE ALL THE SEAS TO RISE OUT OF CONTROL. 1346 00:53:42,287 --> 00:53:43,821 - AND VOLCANOES TO ERUPT 1347 00:53:43,854 --> 00:53:45,790 AND EARTHQUAKES TO BREAK OUT SO RAPIDLY, 1348 00:53:45,823 --> 00:53:47,892 GOVERNMENTS WOULD HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SURRENDER. 1349 00:53:47,925 --> 00:53:50,395 - GOOD GOD. 1350 00:53:50,428 --> 00:53:52,963 IS THERE NOBODY OUT THERE WHO CAN STOP HIM? 1351 00:53:52,997 --> 00:53:54,665 - TAKE THE PEN! - I DON'T WANT THE-- 1352 00:53:54,699 --> 00:53:56,334 I DON'T WANT THE PEN! - HEY, YOU'RE THE PEN GUY! 1353 00:53:56,367 --> 00:53:57,335 [all shouting at once] 1354 00:53:57,368 --> 00:53:59,470 [computer beeping rapidly] 1355 00:53:59,504 --> 00:54:00,938 - WHAT'S WITH THE SCARY MOON CLOCK? 1356 00:54:00,971 --> 00:54:03,474 - MY SENSORS JUST PICKED IT UP FROM MI6 SERVERS. 1357 00:54:03,508 --> 00:54:06,711 - WHAT OTHER IMAGES CAN YOU ACCESS? 1358 00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:08,946 - [chuckles] A GIANT LASER. 1359 00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:12,317 OKAY, SO MOON HAS A GIANT LASER ATTACHED TO HIS ROOF. 1360 00:54:12,317 --> 00:54:14,485 - THAT'S HOW HE'S GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. 1361 00:54:14,519 --> 00:54:17,488 - OKAY, UM, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 1362 00:54:17,522 --> 00:54:19,690 - IT MEANS YOU NOW HAVE 3 MINUTES AND 20 SECONDS 1363 00:54:19,724 --> 00:54:22,727 TO NOT ONLY SAVE THE PRINCESS BUT THE WORLD. 1364 00:54:24,895 --> 00:54:26,731 - CARLOS, IN YOUR DREAM, WHAT HAPPENED IN THE CASTLE? 1365 00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:29,434 - UM, OKAY, LOGAN AND I TOOK OUT THE HENCHMEN, 1366 00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:31,001 KENDALL UNTIED THE PRINCESS, 1367 00:54:31,035 --> 00:54:33,771 AND JAMES FELL FROM THE SKY AND CRASHED INTO THE VILLAIN. 1368 00:54:33,804 --> 00:54:34,772 - DONE. 1369 00:54:34,805 --> 00:54:36,474 WAIT. I FELL FROM THE WHAT? 1370 00:54:36,507 --> 00:54:37,775 - CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC? 1371 00:54:37,808 --> 00:54:39,410 THE CASTLE IS GOING TO BE SWARMING WITH GUARDS. 1372 00:54:39,444 --> 00:54:41,379 - RIGHT, OKAY, NO. 1373 00:54:41,412 --> 00:54:43,381 - ENTERING MOON'S SECURITY ZONE IN TEN SECONDS. 1374 00:54:43,414 --> 00:54:45,916 - LOOK, WE CAN DO THIS. 1375 00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:47,352 WE HAVE TO. 1376 00:54:47,352 --> 00:54:50,054 SO WHAT DO WE DO? 1377 00:54:50,087 --> 00:54:52,523 - PUNCH THE PETROL, ACTIVATE THE BATTERING RAM, 1378 00:54:52,557 --> 00:54:54,859 AND SMILE PRETTY FOR THE SECURITY CAMERA. 1379 00:54:57,662 --> 00:54:58,696 [camera shutter clicks] 1380 00:54:58,729 --> 00:54:59,597 [alarm blaring] 1381 00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:00,631 - WHAT'S THAT ALARM? 1382 00:55:00,665 --> 00:55:02,066 I DON'T LIKE ALARMS. 1383 00:55:02,099 --> 00:55:03,668 THEY'RE ALARMING! 1384 00:55:03,701 --> 00:55:05,836 - SOMEONE HAS ENTERED THE CASTLE'S SECURITY ZONE, SIR. 1385 00:55:05,870 --> 00:55:07,638 - WHO? 1386 00:55:07,672 --> 00:55:09,940 I'VE JAMMED EVERY MILITARY COMPUTER ON EARTH. 1387 00:55:09,974 --> 00:55:11,942 WHO IS IT? 1388 00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:12,943 [camera shutter clicks] 1389 00:55:12,977 --> 00:55:15,112 [rock music] 1390 00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:17,448 BIG TIME RUSH. 1391 00:55:17,482 --> 00:55:19,083 NO! 1392 00:55:19,116 --> 00:55:20,718 [all screaming] 1393 00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:23,588 - * YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION * 1394 00:55:23,621 --> 00:55:24,589 * WELL, YA KNOW 1395 00:55:24,622 --> 00:55:25,923 - GO! 1396 00:55:25,956 --> 00:55:26,924 GET THEM! 1397 00:55:26,957 --> 00:55:27,925 SECURE THE PERIMETER! 1398 00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:29,126 GO, GO, GO! 1399 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:31,095 [men shouting at once] 1400 00:55:31,128 --> 00:55:32,530 [tires squealing] 1401 00:55:32,563 --> 00:55:35,700 - * YOU TELL ME THAT IT'S EVOLUTION * 1402 00:55:35,733 --> 00:55:37,101 * WELL, YOU KNOW 1403 00:55:37,134 --> 00:55:38,836 [men screaming] 1404 00:55:38,869 --> 00:55:41,005 - YOU GET THE PRINCESS, AND WE'LL STOP MOON! 1405 00:55:41,038 --> 00:55:44,642 * 1406 00:55:44,675 --> 00:55:48,413 - * BUT WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT DESTRUCTION * 1407 00:55:48,413 --> 00:55:52,883 * DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN COUNT ME OUT * 1408 00:55:52,917 --> 00:55:55,119 * DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE * 1409 00:55:55,152 --> 00:55:56,854 * ALL RIGHT 1410 00:55:56,887 --> 00:55:58,789 * 1411 00:55:58,823 --> 00:55:59,790 * ALL RIGHT 1412 00:55:59,824 --> 00:56:01,992 - FORCE FIELD ACTIVATED. 1413 00:56:02,026 --> 00:56:03,127 - * ALL RIGHT 1414 00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:04,562 [laser zapping] 1415 00:56:04,595 --> 00:56:08,098 [force field warbling] 1416 00:56:08,132 --> 00:56:09,467 - [laughing evilly] 1417 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:11,636 - * YOU SAY YOU GOT A REAL SOLUTION * 1418 00:56:11,669 --> 00:56:12,637 - LET'S GO. 1419 00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:15,706 - * WELL, YOU KNOW 1420 00:56:15,740 --> 00:56:16,774 * WE'D ALL LOVE TO SEE THE PLAN * 1421 00:56:16,807 --> 00:56:17,975 - [knocking at door] YOO-HOO! 1422 00:56:18,008 --> 00:56:19,009 HEY! 1423 00:56:19,043 --> 00:56:21,145 [man grunting] 1424 00:56:21,178 --> 00:56:22,580 - GOOD TO SEE YOU, BABY SISTER. 1425 00:56:22,613 --> 00:56:23,648 - BACK AT YOU, BIG BROTHER. 1426 00:56:23,681 --> 00:56:27,017 - * WELL, YOU KNOW 1427 00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:32,823 * WE'RE ALL DOING WHAT WE CAN * 1428 00:56:32,857 --> 00:56:35,993 * BUT IF YOU WANT MONEY FOR PEOPLE WITH MINDS THAT HATE * 1429 00:56:36,026 --> 00:56:39,697 * ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS, BROTHER, YOU HAVE TO WAIT * 1430 00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:40,998 - HELLO! 1431 00:56:41,031 --> 00:56:43,167 - * DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE * 1432 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,202 - SWEDEN RULES! - YA! 1433 00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:47,104 * 1434 00:56:47,137 --> 00:56:49,840 - * ALL RIGHT 1435 00:56:49,874 --> 00:56:50,841 - LOOK OUT! 1436 00:56:50,875 --> 00:56:51,842 - * ALL RIGHT 1437 00:56:51,876 --> 00:56:54,211 - [grunts] 1438 00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:56,013 - * ALL RIGHT 1439 00:56:56,046 --> 00:56:59,750 * 1440 00:56:59,784 --> 00:57:02,920 * ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT * 1441 00:57:02,953 --> 00:57:04,555 * ALL RIGHT 1442 00:57:04,589 --> 00:57:05,890 * ALL RIGHT! 1443 00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:06,891 - KATIE! 1444 00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:08,192 - [groans] 1445 00:57:08,225 --> 00:57:11,195 - SUPERMOON ALIGNMENT IN T-MINUS TEN SECONDS 1446 00:57:11,228 --> 00:57:13,030 AND COUNTING. 1447 00:57:13,063 --> 00:57:14,164 [timer beeping] 1448 00:57:14,198 --> 00:57:16,701 [device whirring] 1449 00:57:16,734 --> 00:57:21,238 [ominous music] 1450 00:57:21,271 --> 00:57:23,508 * 1451 00:57:33,818 --> 00:57:34,952 [thunder crackling] 1452 00:57:34,985 --> 00:57:36,621 [volcano rumbling] 1453 00:57:38,823 --> 00:57:41,626 - [laughing evilly] 1454 00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:47,798 - JUMP. - EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. 1455 00:57:47,832 --> 00:57:48,999 - JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND FALL. 1456 00:57:49,033 --> 00:57:50,167 - EASY FOR YOU TO SAY! 1457 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:54,204 MMM... 1458 00:57:54,238 --> 00:57:55,105 [screaming] 1459 00:57:55,139 --> 00:57:58,943 - [screams] 1460 00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:00,745 - DID I GET HIM? 1461 00:58:02,847 --> 00:58:03,614 - THAT'S ENOUGH! - GET IT! 1462 00:58:03,648 --> 00:58:05,049 STOP IT! STOP IT! 1463 00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:14,692 [all cheering] 1464 00:58:14,725 --> 00:58:17,562 - I THINK WE JUST SAVED THE WORLD. 1465 00:58:17,562 --> 00:58:19,697 - HELP! 1466 00:58:19,730 --> 00:58:21,198 LET GO OF ME, YOU PSYCHO. IT'S OVER! 1467 00:58:21,231 --> 00:58:23,233 - BUT WE STILL HAVE TO SAVE THE PRINCESS! 1468 00:58:32,309 --> 00:58:34,779 - BRAVO, BIG TIME RUSH, 1469 00:58:34,812 --> 00:58:37,281 BUT I STILL HAVE YOUR PRINCESS. 1470 00:58:37,314 --> 00:58:40,818 NOW GIVE ME THE BEETLE AS I MAKE MY GETAWAY 1471 00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:44,188 BECAUSE I ALWAYS GET EVERYTHING I WANT. 1472 00:58:44,221 --> 00:58:48,292 - LOOK, IF I GIVE IT TO YOU, YOU'LL LET HER GO? 1473 00:58:48,325 --> 00:58:50,628 - WOULD I LIE TO YOU? 1474 00:58:57,301 --> 00:58:59,036 - KATIE? 1475 00:58:59,069 --> 00:59:00,771 - GIVE IT TO HIM, BIG BROTHER. 1476 00:59:04,108 --> 00:59:07,311 - CATCH. 1477 00:59:07,344 --> 00:59:09,880 [Beetle clicking and whirring] 1478 00:59:09,914 --> 00:59:10,848 - OW! 1479 00:59:14,284 --> 00:59:15,620 WHERE IS IT? 1480 00:59:15,653 --> 00:59:17,154 I CAN'T REACH IT. 1481 00:59:17,187 --> 00:59:18,355 WHERE IS IT? 1482 00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:19,356 I CAN'T-- WELL... 1483 00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:20,891 THIS ISN'T FAIR! 1484 00:59:20,925 --> 00:59:23,293 HELP! HELP! 1485 00:59:23,327 --> 00:59:24,862 WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE! 1486 00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:26,864 YOUR MUSIC STINKS, BY THE WAY! 1487 00:59:26,897 --> 00:59:28,332 [whimpering] 1488 00:59:28,365 --> 00:59:30,935 HELP! 1489 00:59:30,968 --> 00:59:33,170 [sirens blaring] 1490 00:59:33,203 --> 00:59:35,005 - WELL DONE, BIG TIME RUSH. 1491 00:59:35,039 --> 00:59:35,940 THANK YOU. 1492 00:59:35,973 --> 00:59:38,375 AND SORRY ABOUT THINKING YOU WERE BAD BOYS. 1493 00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:39,944 YOU'RE NOT BAD BOYS. 1494 00:59:39,977 --> 00:59:42,379 YOU'RE GOOD BOYS WHO ARE NOT BAD BUT GOOD. 1495 00:59:42,412 --> 00:59:44,649 - AND SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO GET HERE. 1496 00:59:44,682 --> 00:59:46,851 - HELLO? HELLO? 1497 00:59:46,884 --> 00:59:48,018 all: WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT HIM? 1498 00:59:48,052 --> 00:59:50,655 - [screaming] 1499 00:59:50,688 --> 00:59:52,089 - WE'LL GET HIM LATER. 1500 00:59:52,122 --> 00:59:55,359 - NOW, IF THERE'S ANYTHING GREAT BRITAIN CAN DO FOR YOU... 1501 00:59:55,392 --> 00:59:57,728 - WELL, UM, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO KICK OFF 1502 00:59:57,762 --> 00:59:58,829 OUR WORLD TOUR TONIGHT, 1503 00:59:58,863 --> 01:00:01,932 AND WE'RE A LITTLE LATE. 1504 01:00:01,966 --> 01:00:05,269 - WELL, IF BIG TIME RUSH CAN HELP SAVE THE WORLD... 1505 01:00:05,302 --> 01:00:07,638 - THE LEAST WE CAN DO IS HELP SAVE YOUR WORLD TOUR. 1506 01:00:07,672 --> 01:00:12,076 [upbeat pop music] 1507 01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:13,944 all: BIG TIME RUSH! 1508 01:00:13,978 --> 01:00:16,413 BIG TIME RUSH! BIG TIME RUSH! 1509 01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:18,148 BIG TIME RUSH! 1510 01:00:18,182 --> 01:00:21,151 BIG TIME RUSH! - THAT'S IT! 1511 01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:23,988 I'M CANCELING THE ENTIRE WORLD TOUR! 1512 01:00:24,021 --> 01:00:27,291 BECAUSE BIG TIME RUSH IS BIG-TIME... 1513 01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:28,392 [helicopter blades thrumming] 1514 01:00:28,425 --> 01:00:29,426 HERE. 1515 01:00:29,459 --> 01:00:31,095 [upbeat pop music] 1516 01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:33,864 [crowd cheering] 1517 01:00:40,905 --> 01:00:43,373 DID WE REHEARSE THAT ENTRANCE? 1518 01:00:43,407 --> 01:00:45,075 - WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 1519 01:00:45,109 --> 01:00:48,278 - WHO SAYS DREAMS DON'T COME TRUE? 1520 01:00:48,312 --> 01:00:49,279 - YEAH! 1521 01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:51,115 both: WHOO! 1522 01:00:53,383 --> 01:00:56,721 - SO WHAT SONG ARE WE GONNA OPEN OUR WORLD TOUR WITH? 1523 01:00:56,754 --> 01:00:59,023 all: WHAT ELSE? 1524 01:00:59,056 --> 01:01:00,357 [rock guitar chord plays] 1525 01:01:00,390 --> 01:01:02,226 [crowd cheering] 1526 01:01:02,259 --> 01:01:06,063 - * IT'S BEEN A HARD DAY'S NIGHT * 1527 01:01:06,096 --> 01:01:09,066 * AND I'VE BEEN WORKING LIKE A DOG * 1528 01:01:09,099 --> 01:01:12,737 * IT'S BEEN A HARD DAY'S NIGHT 1529 01:01:12,770 --> 01:01:15,873 * I SHOULD BE SLEEPING LIKE A LOG * 1530 01:01:15,906 --> 01:01:17,775 * BUT WHEN I GET HOME TO YOU 1531 01:01:17,808 --> 01:01:19,143 * I FIND THE THINGS THAT YOU DO * 1532 01:01:19,176 --> 01:01:22,179 * WILL MAKE ME FEEL ALL RIGHT 1533 01:01:22,212 --> 01:01:24,782 * WHEN I'M HOME 1534 01:01:24,815 --> 01:01:28,953 * EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE RIGHT 1535 01:01:28,986 --> 01:01:31,388 * WHEN I'M HOME 1536 01:01:31,421 --> 01:01:34,458 * FEELING YOU HOLDING ME TIGHT 1537 01:01:34,491 --> 01:01:36,093 * TIGHT, YEAH 1538 01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:39,396 * IT'S BEEN A HARD DAY'S NIGHT 1539 01:01:39,429 --> 01:01:42,800 * AND I'VE BEEN WORKING LIKE A DOG * 1540 01:01:42,833 --> 01:01:46,270 * IT'S BEEN A HARD DAY'S NIGHT 1541 01:01:46,303 --> 01:01:49,406 * I SHOULD BE SLEEPING LIKE A LOG * 1542 01:01:49,439 --> 01:01:51,475 * SO WHY ON EARTH SHOULD I MOAN * 1543 01:01:51,508 --> 01:01:53,310 * 'CAUSE WHEN I GET YOU ALONE 1544 01:01:53,343 --> 01:01:55,445 * YOU MAKE ME FEEL OKAY 1545 01:01:55,479 --> 01:01:56,981 * ALL RIGHT 1546 01:01:57,014 --> 01:01:59,249 * YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALL RIGHT 1547 01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:00,250 * YEAH, YEAH 1548 01:02:00,284 --> 01:02:04,154 * YOU KNOW I FEEL ALL RIGHT 1549 01:02:04,188 --> 01:02:07,324 [crowd cheering] 1550 01:02:07,357 --> 01:02:08,959 [sheep bleating] 1551 01:02:08,993 --> 01:02:10,895 - OOH! 1552 01:02:10,928 --> 01:02:12,496 THEY DID IT. 1553 01:02:12,529 --> 01:02:15,332 BIG TIME RUSH SAVED THE WORLD TOUR! 1554 01:02:15,365 --> 01:02:17,367 YEAH! 1555 01:02:17,401 --> 01:02:19,469 - * COME ON, LET'S ELEVATE 1556 01:02:19,503 --> 01:02:21,338 * WE'RE FLOATIN' IN THE AIR 1557 01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:23,207 * LOOK AT THE VIEW FROM HERE 1558 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:27,111 * SHOW YOU A WORLD YOU NEVER SEEN BEFORE * 1559 01:02:27,144 --> 01:02:28,846 * WE'RE DANCIN' IN THE STARS 1560 01:02:28,879 --> 01:02:30,547 * NO MATTER WHERE WE ARE 1561 01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:31,982 * JUPITER BOULEVARD 1562 01:02:32,016 --> 01:02:34,418 * HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO * 1563 01:02:34,451 --> 01:02:35,820 * WHOA-OH, WHOA-OH 1564 01:02:35,853 --> 01:02:37,855 * IF YOU WANNA PARTY 1565 01:02:37,888 --> 01:02:39,957 * YOU WANNA PARTY 1566 01:02:39,990 --> 01:02:44,028 * ELEVATE A LITTLE HIGHER 1567 01:02:44,061 --> 01:02:47,431 * LET'S THROW A PARTY IN THE SKY AND CELEBRATE * 1568 01:02:47,464 --> 01:02:49,166 - THERE YOU ARE. 1569 01:02:49,199 --> 01:02:51,001 WHERE'S YOUR TIARA? 1570 01:02:51,035 --> 01:02:52,837 - OH, I'M GIVING UP THE PRINCESS THING. 1571 01:02:52,870 --> 01:02:53,904 - OH. REALLY? 1572 01:02:53,938 --> 01:02:55,172 - BIG TIME. 1573 01:02:55,205 --> 01:02:57,107 THE DUKE SELLS TOILETS, BY THE WAY. 1574 01:02:57,141 --> 01:02:59,944 - [giggles] 1575 01:02:59,977 --> 01:03:01,979 - * DON'T EVEN HESITATE 1576 01:03:02,012 --> 01:03:04,014 * JUST LET IT ESCALATE 1577 01:03:04,048 --> 01:03:06,350 * AND NO, WE AIN'T COMING DOWN * 1578 01:03:06,383 --> 01:03:07,885 * 1579 01:03:07,918 --> 01:03:11,355 * ELEVATE A LITTLE HIGHER 1580 01:03:11,388 --> 01:03:15,359 * LET'S THROW A PARTY IN THE SKY AND CELEBRATE * 1581 01:03:15,392 --> 01:03:18,328 * ELEVATE UNTIL WE FLYIN' 1582 01:03:18,362 --> 01:03:21,331 * MOVE, MOVE YOUR FEET UNTIL YOU LEVITATE * 1583 01:03:21,365 --> 01:03:24,101 * COME ON, LET'S ELEVATE 1584 01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:27,071 [crowd cheering] 1585 01:03:32,042 --> 01:03:34,578 [dramatic music] 1586 01:03:34,611 --> 01:03:36,413 - WHAT ARE YOU CHEERING AT? 1587 01:03:36,446 --> 01:03:38,548 THEY STINK! 1588 01:03:38,582 --> 01:03:42,019 I'LL GET YOU, BIG TIME RUSH! 1589 01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:44,121 [screaming] 1590 01:03:47,491 --> 01:03:48,125 * 1591 01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:49,326 - YES! 1592 01:03:49,359 --> 01:03:52,462 LONDON HAS BEEN CRUSHED, 1593 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:55,199 AND NOW TO RULE THE REST OF THE WORLD. 1594 01:03:55,232 --> 01:03:57,467 all: DON'T SAY THAT. 1595 01:03:57,501 --> 01:03:59,269 - AND SINCE OUR FLIGHT FOR GERMANY 1596 01:03:59,303 --> 01:04:00,570 DOESN'T LEAVE TILL THE MORNING, 1597 01:04:00,604 --> 01:04:02,339 WE HAVE A TOUR VAN WAITING OUT BACK 1598 01:04:02,372 --> 01:04:04,374 TO TAKE YOU TO THE GIANT FERRIS WHEEL 1599 01:04:04,408 --> 01:04:05,375 AND TO PARLIAMENT. 1600 01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:06,977 all: YES! 1601 01:04:07,011 --> 01:04:08,245 - NOW, DON'T GET IN TROUBLE THIS TIME! 1602 01:04:08,278 --> 01:04:09,479 all: GOT IT. 1603 01:04:09,513 --> 01:04:12,416 - HEY, MOM, WE FINALLY GET TO GO SIGHTSEEING. 1604 01:04:12,449 --> 01:04:13,550 - YAY. - HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. 1605 01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:14,985 all: BYE! 1606 01:04:15,019 --> 01:04:15,986 - HAVE FUN! 1607 01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:17,487 - AND I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND 1608 01:04:17,521 --> 01:04:20,024 THAT I'M A TOILET SALESMAN AND NOT ROYALTY. 1609 01:04:20,057 --> 01:04:22,359 - EH, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND I HATE TOILETS. 1610 01:04:22,392 --> 01:04:25,062 THE LOOK, THE SMELL, CLEANING THEM. 1611 01:04:25,095 --> 01:04:26,663 UGH, GROSS. 1612 01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:31,135 - AH, I'M AFRAID THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK OUT. 1613 01:04:31,168 --> 01:04:33,503 BYE-BYE. 1614 01:04:33,537 --> 01:04:34,538 - HUH. 1615 01:04:34,571 --> 01:04:36,140 - EXCUSE ME. 1616 01:04:36,173 --> 01:04:37,607 GOOD EVENING. I'M THE EARL OF SANDWICH. 1617 01:04:37,641 --> 01:04:39,643 I GOT MY NIECE BACKSTAGE PASSES TO THE SHOW. 1618 01:04:39,676 --> 01:04:42,012 AND WHAT DO YOU TWO LOVELY LADIES 1619 01:04:42,046 --> 01:04:43,247 HAVE TO DO WITH THE PRODUCTION? 1620 01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:45,649 - OH, NO. 1621 01:04:45,682 --> 01:04:48,385 YOU'RE NOT GONNA CHARM ME WITH YOUR CASTLES AND TEA 1622 01:04:48,418 --> 01:04:51,255 ONLY TO GIVE ME A BOUQUET OF HAM ON RYE, 1623 01:04:51,288 --> 01:04:52,122 'CAUSE I'M DONE. 1624 01:04:55,559 --> 01:04:57,027 - YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER 1625 01:04:57,061 --> 01:04:59,129 SHE WOULD BE THIRD IN LINE FOR THE THRONE. 1626 01:04:59,163 --> 01:05:01,098 - WELL, SHE DIDN'T GIVE ME THE CHANCE. 1627 01:05:01,131 --> 01:05:03,233 - ALL RIGHT, FIRST UP, 1628 01:05:03,267 --> 01:05:04,969 WE'RE HEADING TO THE GIANT FERRIS WHEEL THING. 1629 01:05:04,969 --> 01:05:06,370 - OKAY, SO PARLIAMENT IT IS. 1630 01:05:06,403 --> 01:05:09,473 - WE CAN GO EVERYWHERE 'CAUSE WE HAVE OUR OWN DRIVER. 1631 01:05:09,506 --> 01:05:12,509 - HOT SHOW, BIG TIME RUSH. 1632 01:05:12,542 --> 01:05:15,612 BUT YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN ONE THING. 1633 01:05:15,645 --> 01:05:19,316 - HE'S GONNA SAY "TO DIE." 1634 01:05:19,349 --> 01:05:23,220 - YOUR BACKPACK, YO. 1635 01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:25,555 - BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU'VE GOT TO ADD A WORLD TOUR STOP IN SWEDEN, 1636 01:05:25,589 --> 01:05:27,157 OR WE KILL YOU. 1637 01:05:27,191 --> 01:05:28,458 - YA, KILL YOU. 1638 01:05:28,492 --> 01:05:31,261 - WE'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN. 1639 01:05:31,295 --> 01:05:34,464 - * YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME * 1640 01:05:34,498 --> 01:05:35,532 * OH-OH, OH, OH 1641 01:05:35,565 --> 01:05:37,567 [scooter engine revs] 1642 01:05:37,601 --> 01:05:39,269 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE IN FAVOR 1643 01:05:39,303 --> 01:05:41,005 OF NEVER BECOMING SECRET AGENTS AGAIN, 1644 01:05:41,038 --> 01:05:43,507 EVEN AT HALLOWEEN PARTIES, SAY DONE. 1645 01:05:43,540 --> 01:05:44,541 all: DONE. 1646 01:05:44,574 --> 01:05:46,210 - AND THAT'S GREAT, 1647 01:05:46,243 --> 01:05:48,078 BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET AROUND LONDON NOW? 1648 01:05:48,112 --> 01:05:49,413 [engine revving] 1649 01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:50,714 [tires screeching] 1650 01:05:50,747 --> 01:05:53,717 - ANYBODY NEED A TOUR VAN? 1651 01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:56,386 - WE MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE A FEW STOPS ALONG THE WAY. 1652 01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:58,688 - NOW, GET IN THE VAN. 1653 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:04,628 all: LET'S DO THIS. 1654 01:06:04,661 --> 01:06:05,695 - HA-HA! - LET'S GO! 1655 01:06:05,729 --> 01:06:06,763 - LOVE THE VAN PLAN! 1656 01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:08,698 - DON'T FORGET PARLIAMENT. 1657 01:06:08,732 --> 01:06:12,402 * 1658 01:06:12,436 --> 01:06:14,604 - ALL RIGHT, THE MOVIE'S OVER. 1659 01:06:14,638 --> 01:06:16,206 YOU CAN TELL BY MY LICENSE PLATE. 1660 01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:17,541 [engine revving] 104197