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♪
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MAN:
My name is Ulysses S. Thatcher.
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-[exhales]
-Hike!
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But my friends call me Colonel.
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This billion-dollar palace...
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is Viacom-CBS Stadium.
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Home of the best thing
since sweet-buttered cornbread.
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ANNOUNCER:
He's sacked, and the ball is loose!
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And the league's
newest franchise.
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[growls]
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The Vegas Fightin' Fury.
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-♪
-[grunting]
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♪
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Vegas, baby!
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[cheering, applause]
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So join us for Fury Week--
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seven fun-filled days
where we get to meet Sin City
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and Sin City gets to meet us.
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PILOT:
We'll be touching down in our home base of San Diego
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in 20 minutes.
Please prepare for landing.
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Here you are, Miss Mack.
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Oh, yeah.
[laughs]
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Thank you, baby.
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-Mama need this.
-My pleasure.
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Now, your calendar.
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Garret wants a contract update.
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Mogul Magazine
wants an interview,
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and your husband called twice.
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Okay, set up a call
with the Colonel,
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book Mogulfor next week, and
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I'll call Pookie later.
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Oh, and Malik wants to bring
a few extra friends to Vegas.
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♪
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Hmm.
[whoops]
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Man, I'm feeling it.
You feeling this?
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-Mmm, mmm, mmm.
-Yeah, we feeling it.
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All right, now,
this a classy event, ladies.
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Y'all got y'all degrees?
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-Yeah, she has a B.A.
in finance. -And she has one in marketing.
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Now, y'all been vaccinated?
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Can't be bringing
no COVID on the plane.
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Fully.
Once in each cheek.
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TASHA:
Hell no.
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Okay?
Ain't no triflin'-ass tricks
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that I don't now
getting on my plane.
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[short chuckle]
That's what I told him.
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Jameela, why are you smiling
like somebody rubbed your feet?
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What?
No, it was funny.
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Oh. Damn.
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Jamila, I should've known.
What, you and Malik--
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y'all been creaming
and screaming, ain't you?
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Tasha...
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Malik and I are grown.
If we are creaming,
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then that's our business.
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Oh.
You know what, you right.
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You grown.
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And you fired.
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-Fired? Why?
-Because what you do reflects on this agency.
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And sleeping with a client--
that looks bad, okay?
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And that is my business.
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Well, you can't be serious.
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As a case
of chlamydia, heifer.
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Now, go on,
get out of my face.
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Go on.
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Lucky we 30,000 feet in the air.
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Fast ass.
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I won two of these in St. Louis.
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Yo, yo, check it,
Fury Week.
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And I plan on doing
the same here in Vegas.
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All right, ladies,
I got a few more interviews.
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We'll be in touch.
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So get your popcorn ready,
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'cause it's time.
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That's right, guys.
It's time.
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Vegas!
It's time!
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It's time to unleash the fury!
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-[whoops]
-[cheering]
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-Yeah.
-REPORTER: Colonel, reports say that you're in talks
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to sell five percent of the Fury
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to a Black partner,
and that's big news.
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-Care to share?
-Nice try, Carrie.
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But, like Mama always said,
a smart man doesn't talk
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until it's time,
and it ain't time.
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This shit real, yo?!
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You a minority owner
of the Fightin' Fury.
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From working the field
to owning a plantation.
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Say it: 'Merica.
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Man, kill that shit, Caleb.
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Till the board approves
my application,
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I'm still in that field.
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Board, my ass.
You in they video, Negro,
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on TV.
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-Yeah.
-They need Black owners,
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-and you their guy.
-Hell yeah, I am, ain't I?
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I'm the man. I own five percent
of a pro football team.
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True.
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But you do love the game.
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And you can still ball.
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So the question is...
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you really ready to retire?
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CARI:
Yeah, well, some would argue,
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since Blacks account
for 70% of the roster
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but zero percent of ownership,
talk is cheap.
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COLONEL:
And they'd be dead right.
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What I can say is,
be it tomorrow,
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next week, or next year,
my team will have
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an African-American as part
of ownership. Book it.
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♪
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[indistinct chatter, laughing]
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Y'all, okay, okay, here's to...
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a successful run
of the 828 Style
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because, ladies of the bubble,
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-the NBA couldn't have
done it without us. Period. -Never.
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-That's right.
-So, here's to
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the 828, y'all.
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-[whooping]
-[laughing]
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-Mm.
-Mm.
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-[laughing]
-Ow.
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Okay.
Brittany,
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I got to name
my firstborn after you.
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Since Shaquon gave me this!
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-Oh, my God, girl!
-[shrieking, laughing]
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-Oh, my God.
-Five carats, princess cut.
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-Flawless.
-Flawless.
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And no prenup, bitches.
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[cheering, laughter]
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-That NBA money, girl!
-No prenup, girl, no prenup!
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Let me see, let me see!
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Rock, look at this rock.
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No, seriously, Brittany,
if it wasn't for you
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and 828 Style,
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-I never would have met Shaquon.
-Oh...
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I love him.
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And I love you too, girl.
[laughs]
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-And no prenup.
-Hello.
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[chatter, laughter]
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Brit, you need
to stop playing
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and bring
your talents to Vegas,
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where the real players play.
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Girl, no, you can keep Vegas,
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'cause the only thing
I like more than making money
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is not losing it.
Vegas--
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-I can't be chasing no chips.
-[knocking on door]
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Oh. Wait, here,
talk to her, talk to her.
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-Hold on, hold on, I'll be back.
-Aah!
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MAN:
Yo, Jamison!
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-They want you on the floor.
-I got you.
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No offense, Carrie,
but you missed the real story.
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Why is the owner
of a brand-new franchise
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willing to give
Jamison Fields a tryout?
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CARI:
Real talk, Matt. This is for our viewers.
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Fields was the top-rated
high school player
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in the nation before he went
to jail for sexual assault.
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Now he's out, and he's trying
to make the league.
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Oh, um, sorry
about the noise, officer.
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We'll try to keep it down,
I promise.
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Are you Brittany Pitts?
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Um, a-actually,
you just missed her.
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Nice try. Your condo
is officially in foreclosure.
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Escort her out, boys.
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Whoa-whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
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-This is a mistake.
-No mistake.
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You're 90 days due
and the bank wants you out now.
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No, but I just made a payment.
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-You didn't.
-I will.
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You won't.
They never do.
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Take what you can carry
and we will store the rest
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-at your expense.
-Okay, wait, could you just...
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Shh. You ain't got to talk
so loud, there's... Come on,
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there's got to be something
we can do,
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right? I mean, I have company.
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Wowzers!
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An original portrait
of Jason Pitts catching
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the game-winning touchdown
at the '08 championship!
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Nice eye.
You know, um, that's my dad.
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Uh, I'm Cecil.
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-Cecil.
-I'm a-I'm a big fan.
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We actually did the Pittsy
Shuffle as our wedding dance.
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Oh.
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♪ And Pitts and dip♪
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♪ And Pitts and dip
and Pitts♪
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♪ And dip and Pitts♪
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♪ And Pitts and dip
and Pitts♪
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I got it, wow, wow,
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that's just, wow.
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Um, you know, Cecil,
you're a fan.
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-Yeah.
-Right? And this...
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this one-of-a-kind
masterpiece...
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is something that you need.
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Okay. Okay, okay,
I'll make you a deal.
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Give me the portrait,
and I'll give you 12 hours
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-to pack your stuff.
-I need a week.
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I'll make it a day.
Final offer.
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Deal.
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♪ And Pitts and dip♪
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♪ And dip and Pitts and dip♪
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♪ And Pitts and dip...♪
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♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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So, um, Raquel,
you might be right after all.
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Maybe I do need
a taste of Vegas.
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-828, baby,
I can't wait to see you. -Mm,
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-okay.
-Okay.
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-Okay.
-[laughing]
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It's an open tryout,
he did his time,
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and many people think--
and look, I'll just say it--
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many Black people think
he was wrongly convicted.
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He wasn't just convicted,
he confessed,
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and 62% of fans think
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he shouldn't have the shot.
Check out this poll...
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[distant cheers]
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EMCEE:
Get ready for the sexiest man
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on the Vegas strip.
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J.J. Jiggles!
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♪ Ready or not, it's showtime♪
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♪ Out here making moves,
it's go time♪
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♪ Women going wild, like whoa♪
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♪ Don't act like
you don't know♪
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♪ Back up and vroom, vroom♪
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♪ I'm so Vegas♪
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♪ Okay, I work on the Strip♪
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♪ I'm so Vegas♪
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♪ Lights on all night,
they say♪
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♪ Got to roll the dice
on these haters♪
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♪ We gon' invade
these scoundrels♪
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♪
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♪ But anyway,
what you doing tonight?♪
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♪ I probably be with my peeps,
if it's cool with you ♪
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♪ Maybe we'll swing around♪
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♪ You can just chill with us♪
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♪ Or you can just
chill with me♪
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♪ Long as you're comfortable♪
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♪ And you feel secure
when you're with me♪
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♪ I'm not trying
to pressure you♪
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♪ Just can't stop
thinking about you♪
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♪ You ain't even really
got to be my boyfriend♪
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♪ I just wanna know your name♪
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♪ And maybe sometime
we can hook up♪
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♪ Hang out, just chill♪
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[vocalizing]
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♪ Oh, baby, we can♪
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♪ Maybe we can♪
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♪ Go and see a movie, boy...♪
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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Can I get you anything else?
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Oh, no, the rosé is fine,
thank you.
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Enjoy.
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Thanks.
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I'm Raquel Navarro
at Joint 51, thank you.
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[laughing]
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00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,788
I can't believe you came.
252
00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,834
Girl, what?
I'd rather be broke in Vegas
253
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,487
than a failure
at my father's house.
254
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,228
I mean, you'd rather be
balling in Miami,
255
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:06,100
but, you know, life happens,
here you are, baby.
256
00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:08,145
So, here's to...
257
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,322
slapping life in the face
258
00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:12,367
and taking
what's ours, okay?
259
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:15,718
-828.
-Heard that, girl, 828.
260
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,546
Mmm.
261
00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:20,201
-That's really good.
-Ladies, any interest in dinner?
262
00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,203
Nah, Jimmy, so just
close me out, thank you.
263
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:24,640
-Gotcha.
-Jamison.
264
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,990
Oh, snap-- you're,
uh, you're Jamison Fields.
265
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:29,340
You went to jail for having sex
with your girlfriend.
266
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,212
I mean, allegedly.
267
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,344
Jamison, this is my girl, Brit.
268
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,782
Brit, this is Jamison,
my co-worker.
269
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:41,962
Do-over. I'm, uh, I'm just
a huge football fan.
270
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,877
And, God, Jamison Fields,
you were, like,
271
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,314
the best pro player
I have ever seen, hands-down.
272
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:49,143
You know, athletes
go to jail all the time.
273
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,927
You can still make it.
274
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,278
Well, thank you, Brittany.
275
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,063
It was a true pleasure
not meeting you.
276
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,238
Raquel, I'll cover you
till you're done.
277
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,587
-Bet. Thank you.
-Yep.
278
00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,720
Girl.
Where you staying?
279
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,286
I'm done with these tables
at 10:00.
280
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:03,940
Well, you know,
you invited me
281
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,159
so you'd put me up, right?
282
00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,117
You know you're my girl,
but if you crash,
283
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,902
you pay half--
rent, food, utilities.
284
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,468
That's, like,
two grand a month by Friday.
285
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,732
Okay, Raq,
I have one credit card
286
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:15,430
that's not maxed out
and $600 to my name.
287
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:18,085
So, how do I turn that
into two grand?
288
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:20,783
I don't know.
Hit the slots, sell that bag.
289
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:23,090
If you staying,
you paying.
290
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,309
You know, see, that's
why you doing them open mics.
291
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,007
Because, Raquel,
292
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,009
-that writing was trash.
-[laughing]
293
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,402
-It was terrible.
-Says the homeless girl.
294
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:33,187
You know what,
go beatbox somewhere.
295
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,275
[laughing]
296
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,148
GARRET:
Like all of you,
297
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:40,237
I was sad to leave St. Louis.
298
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:42,805
I was drafted there,
became a man there
299
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,981
and made millions
of dollars there.
300
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,678
[laughing]
301
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:49,246
But this team--
302
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:52,075
who we are, how we play--
303
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,338
there's no doubt
we are home.
304
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,691
Your son is M.I.A.
305
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,606
He will be here, okay?
306
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:04,566
You just focus on closing
Garret's new contract.
307
00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:07,699
[chuckling]
308
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,310
One thing at a time,
Miss Mack.
309
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,399
You give me what I want,
310
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:15,795
and then I'll give you
everything you need.
311
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,231
GARRET:
Today, I am convinced
312
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:20,277
that we're an army of lions
led by lions,
313
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,844
and we shall never be defeated--
unleash the fury!
314
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,020
-Oh, hell no.
-ALL: Unleash the fury!
315
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,674
Unleash the fury!
316
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:26,806
-ALL: Unleash the fury!
-Unleash the fury!
317
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,852
-[whoops]
-ALL: Unleash the fury!
318
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,723
[laughing]
My man.
319
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,464
-Look who it is.
-Y'all, give it up
320
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,292
-for Garret Evans.
-[applause]
321
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,294
The best defensive back
in the league!
322
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,253
[laughing]
323
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,168
And that accent--
come on, man.
324
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,213
It's like a verbal aphrodisiac,
am I right, y'all?
325
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,999
-[laughing]
-Oh, Lord, he done had a stroke.
326
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:48,566
Let me just start
by taking a moment.
327
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,133
A moment to thank the Colonel.
328
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:53,049
Now, give it up for the Colonel.
329
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,138
The board.
I see you, Jim.
330
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,488
[laughs]
331
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,839
And the best agent
in the world.
332
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,710
The one and only Tasha Mack.
333
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:06,454
Stop.
334
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,718
I got to tell you,
335
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:10,980
as a kid growing up
in the projects,
336
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,287
I never thought
this was possible.
337
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:16,246
I mean, team ownership.
Wow! [whoops]
338
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:19,641
-You didn't tell him.
-I didn't tell him.
339
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:22,426
But you know what that tells me?
And it should tell you?
340
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:25,168
You never judge a book
by its cover. Hit it.
341
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,778
♪
342
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,437
♪ We been through hard times,
but we made it♪
343
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:34,830
-♪ Say it, don't judge me♪
-♪ Don't judge me♪
344
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,614
♪ Live the crazy,
crazy lifestyle♪
345
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,138
♪ Tell 'em don't judge me♪
346
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:40,270
♪ Been through it all,
standing up tall♪
347
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:41,706
-♪ So tell 'em don't judge me♪
-♪ Don't judge me♪
348
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,057
♪ If I was you,
I wouldn't judge♪
349
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,754
-♪ So what if you was me?♪
-♪ Don't judge me♪
350
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,756
♪ Now follow the leader,
I was in jail♪
351
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:50,324
♪ They made me a part of
the cell like I'm an amoeba♪
352
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,195
♪ I blew 40 mil,
and I'll do it again♪
353
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,414
♪ Okay, maybe I won't♪
354
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,111
♪ I had injuries and setbacks♪
355
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:57,461
♪ Step back,
bounce back, regular♪
356
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:58,898
♪ Escalate another level up♪
357
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,030
♪ On my cellular,
like when X is up♪
358
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,814
♪ I fought addiction
and beat it♪
359
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,686
♪ I can say mission completed♪
360
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:06,557
♪ I thank you, God,
that I'm still here♪
361
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:07,732
♪ After punching a dude
in their wheelchair♪
362
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,517
♪ I'm still sorry about that♪
363
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,345
♪ Yes, there's blessings
on blessings on blessings♪
364
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,173
♪ Lead, teach the foundation♪
365
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,044
♪ Got kids, lessons
on lessons on lessons♪
366
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:16,263
♪ We puttin' 'em
all through college♪
367
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:18,308
♪ So they can all be scholars♪
368
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:19,962
♪ I'm at the graduation♪
369
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,442
♪ Y'all better all have honors♪
370
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,574
♪ Fatty Burgers,
we employ a thousand♪
371
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,446
♪ We employ a thousand,
that's a ton♪
372
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,448
♪ Come down and get you some♪
373
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,363
♪ We've been through hard times,
but we made it♪
374
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,539
-♪ Say it, don't judge me♪
-♪ Don't judge me.♪
375
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:33,541
♪ The crazy, crazy lifestyle,
tell 'em, don't judge me♪
376
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,543
-Don't judge me.
-♪ Do it all♪
377
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,632
♪ Standing up tall,
so tell 'em, don't judge me♪
378
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,373
-♪ Don't judge me♪
-♪ If I was you♪
379
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,505
♪ I wouldn't judge,
so what if you was me?♪
380
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,203
-♪ Don't judge me♪
-♪ We've been through♪
381
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,813
♪ Hard times but we made it,
say it, don't judge me♪
382
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,902
-♪ Don't judge me♪
-♪ Do the crazy♪
383
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,730
♪ Crazy lifestyle,
tell 'em, don't judge me♪
384
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:50,340
-♪ Don't judge me♪
-♪ Been through it all♪
385
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,776
♪ Standing up tall,
so tell 'em don't judge me♪
386
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:54,736
♪ If I was you,
I wouldn't judge♪
387
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,216
-♪ So what if you was me?♪
-♪ Don't judge me.♪
388
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,827
-[whistling]
-[applause]
389
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:10,012
Y'all, give it up one more time
for Hope and Faith.
390
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:14,234
My accountant
and my publicist.
391
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,540
[laughs]
392
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:19,587
Now, let me just say...
393
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:22,242
I will never be ashamed
of my past.
394
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:23,895
Because I've learned from it.
395
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:27,508
And I'll be bringing
all of that knowledge...
396
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:31,468
and every--
every bit of fury that I have
397
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:35,168
to ownership...
of this team.
398
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,257
So, today,
ladies and gentlemen,
399
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,041
I tell you...
400
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,565
I am officially retired
from football.
401
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,177
I'm an owner, y'all!
[whoops]
402
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,961
-[feedback whines]
-[laughs]
403
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:56,493
Well, this ought to be fun.
404
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:58,800
-[clearing throat]
-MALIK: Thank you. Hi, Nancy.
405
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:01,194
So, what'd you think?
406
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:04,632
I think if you're our QB, it's
gonna be one hell of a season.
407
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,329
What the hell he talking about?
408
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,375
I tried calling you, baby.
409
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:10,159
Malik...
410
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:12,248
our board approved
your application.
411
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,903
-[laughing]
-For next season.
412
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:18,124
This year, we want you
to be our quarterback.
413
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:26,393
Come on, Colonel.
If I was a white boy
414
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:28,090
with two MVPs,
three championships,
415
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,831
and millions of dollars
in my bank account,
416
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,528
would we be having
this conversation right now?
417
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,315
Nah, I didn't think so.
You played me.
418
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:38,100
Malik.
Wait a minute, son.
419
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,971
Malik.
420
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,277
Malik, wait a minute.
421
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:42,539
Malik. Malik.
422
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,112
♪ I get the feeling♪
423
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,071
♪ Can't help but feeling♪
424
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:55,422
♪ I get the feeling
I'm due me time♪
425
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:59,252
♪ And I'm okay on land
or out at sea...♪
426
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,297
Uh, 600.
427
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:04,474
♪ Daytime, promise
you'll keep sunshine...♪
428
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:07,086
-DEALER: Seven heaven.
Pay the line. -[people whoop]
429
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:10,393
Okay... I just need to do that
ten more times.
430
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,047
Malik. Malik.
431
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,267
Look, can't we just
talk about this?
432
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,269
There ain't nothing
to talk about, Mom.
433
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:18,140
They just played me in there,
and you let 'em do it.
434
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:19,620
Look, it's just business, baby.
435
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:22,884
Okay? One season.
See it as your farewell tour,
436
00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,451
like Dwayne Wade.
You gonna get mad love
437
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,801
and expensive gifts
every game.
438
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:28,629
-Yeah, D-Wade, huh?
-D-Wade. Look.
439
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,805
One game,
he even got a camel.
440
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,807
It was a gold-plated saddle
and all, baby...
441
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,374
I don't want
no damn camel, Mama.
442
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,898
What I want is respect,
443
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:39,292
and you let the Colonel
walk all over me in there.
444
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,902
What you need to do
is swallow your damn pride,
445
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,382
and let's get this paper, okay?
446
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:43,557
Now, Hard Blocks--
they coming out
447
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,558
to cover training camp,
448
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:45,907
it's a good chance for you
449
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,344
to increase your profile, baby.
450
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,303
Unless you're just not well.
451
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:51,913
I'm well, Mom.
452
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,654
I ain't never been better.
453
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:54,959
I'm talking mentally.
454
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:58,093
'Cause you turn down
$30 million
455
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,314
and guaranteed ownership,
you're crazy as hell.
456
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:02,924
Well, call me crazy
if you want to,
457
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,448
but I'm done with football.
458
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:08,059
[scoffing]
Malik. Malik!
459
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,626
Baby, what you gonna do?
You just gonna
460
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,759
walk around Vegas by yourself?
461
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,633
[sighing]
462
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,723
Blow on these.
Exactly, we're ready.
463
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,247
[people exclaim]
464
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,639
DEALER:
Winner!
465
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:25,512
[laughing]
466
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,340
Stack 'em and rack 'em.
Here we go.
467
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:31,213
I'm leaving here with rent
in my pocket or broke as a joke.
468
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,215
Because scared money
don't make money, right?
469
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,043
I don't think
you're scared of anything.
470
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:37,045
One for you
471
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,916
and one for me.
472
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,005
♪ Gon' do me right, right♪
473
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,181
♪ Give me all the sunshine...♪
474
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,095
-DEALER: Yo-leven!
-[cheering]
475
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:45,488
[laughing]
476
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,664
♪ You gon' do me right,
right...♪
477
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,971
Thank you.
478
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,755
Why, hello, handsome.
479
00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:53,235
You know, going all in
is dangerous.
480
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:55,324
[chuckles] You know I like
to live dangerously.
481
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:57,370
-Duly noted.
-[laughing]
482
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,154
I'm Brian.
483
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,938
I was, uh, hoping to get you
alone for a moment.
484
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:04,072
Oh. Well, here I am, Brian.
What you got for me?
485
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,856
Well, I got this.
486
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,945
-Ooh, what is it?
-Statement of claims
487
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:09,425
from RT National,
and I'm here to collect.
488
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:12,559
You've got to be kidding me.
Twice in a week.
489
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,213
You got a mortgage,
two car notes,
490
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,518
and a black card all past due.
491
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:18,869
Total arrears,
$932,410.06.
492
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,697
You've already taken
my condo, okay?
493
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,873
You've repossessed my cars.
You can't get something
494
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,745
-from nothing.
-Oh, but I can.
495
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,095
And I'll start with
that Cartier diamond choker.
496
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,228
[laughs]
Absolutely not.
497
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:30,664
Sir, this is
hand-crafted platinum.
498
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,756
But... the diamonds--
each of them are engraved
499
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,497
with the letters
of my name in it.
500
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,281
Sir, this necklace--
this necklace is me.
501
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,327
I could call your supposed
co-signer, Kelly Pitts.
502
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,894
You know it's a federal crime
to forge loan documents?
503
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,983
Okay, fine, here, take it.
504
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,463
And I'll take
your casino winnings.
505
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,291
No, abso... No.
This is the only money
506
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,814
I have in this world,
and I will die for it.
507
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,512
-Fine by me.
-No, no.
508
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,732
Brittany?
[laughs]
509
00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:57,517
Girl, what are you doing here?
510
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,388
And why is this man
all over you?
511
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:02,130
Aunt Tasha, w-what are you
doing in Vegas?
512
00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:04,350
I'm here on business.
I'm sorry, but who are you
513
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,656
and why are you manhandling
my best friend's child?
514
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,963
I'm sorry, ma'am, you'll have
to take that up with Miss Pitts.
515
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:10,921
Cash or the cops.
516
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:14,621
Wow.
517
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,059
I'll email you a receipt.
518
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:20,235
Next installment's due
in my office, end of the week.
519
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:24,500
-Who you calling?
-Your mama.
520
00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:26,197
No... no, no. Okay, okay,
I owe the bank some money,
521
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:27,982
he's a debt collector, and
I haven't told my parents yet.
522
00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:29,897
[scoffs]
Oh, hell no. [short chuckle]
523
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,377
Hey, where you going?
524
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,553
I'm going to mind
my damn business.
525
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,381
Can I get a ride?
526
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:39,167
Aunt Tasha, can I get a...
Aunt Tasha, can I ride with you?
527
00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:43,171
So, how much money you owe?
528
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,172
[sighs]
Not much, just
529
00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:48,219
$932,410.06.
530
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:50,526
Wait, how the hell is a girl
three years out of college
531
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,311
-a million dollars in debt?
-I don't know.
532
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,661
I have rich friends,
and they thought I was rich,
533
00:21:54,704 --> 00:21:56,358
so the next thing I know, I'm
keeping up with the Kardashians.
534
00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:58,578
You know, they get a condo,
I get a condo.
535
00:21:58,621 --> 00:21:59,709
I got a black card.
536
00:21:59,753 --> 00:22:01,363
-I took the girls to Italy.
-Rome?
537
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,539
Oh, no, no, Tuscany.
But it was so beautiful...
538
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,367
Girl, you are
your mother's child.
539
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:07,108
-[laughing]
-I am.
540
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:09,197
I am, and I was
a boss like her, too.
541
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,677
Yeah, but then, you know,
542
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,243
-COVID hit.
-Mm.
543
00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:14,420
My business died. And everything
just kind of snowballed.
544
00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:16,247
-Yeah.
-But please, please don't tell my parents,
545
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:17,466
'cause I really don't want to
deal with them like this.
546
00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:20,339
Hey, look, you a grown-ass woman
547
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:21,949
with some grown-ass problems,
it ain't my business.
548
00:22:21,992 --> 00:22:24,168
-[chuckles]
-Thanks, Aunt Tasha.
549
00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:26,780
But, you know, you should
invest in my business.
550
00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:28,521
-Oh, Lord, here we go.
-Mm-mmm.
551
00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:30,044
Wait, wait, wait,
hear me out, hear me out.
552
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:31,785
So, you know how most elite
players and high-rollers--
553
00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:33,787
they have very
packed schedules, right?
554
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,528
Leaving very little time
for other things.
555
00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:38,269
Enter... 828 Style.
556
00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:40,533
For a very small fee,
we provide beautiful,
557
00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:43,100
cultured, educated women
who can provide
558
00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:45,407
various services--
I mean, braid services,
559
00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:47,844
maid services, massage,
hell, even a date.
560
00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:49,803
Mm, that sound like a ho house.
561
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:52,762
No! No, absolutely not.
The women do not have sex.
562
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:54,547
They're pre-vetted,
and me and my friends
563
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:56,418
-did it in college.
-Women getting paid
564
00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:58,377
to service men's needs?
"Ho house."
565
00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,204
-No, Aunt Tasha...
-Look, damn it,
566
00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:02,642
the answer is no, okay?
But, if you need a job,
567
00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:05,035
I need an assistant.
It pays $900.
568
00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:07,734
Okay.
569
00:23:07,777 --> 00:23:09,692
Yeah, I could do 900 an hour.
570
00:23:09,736 --> 00:23:11,215
900 a week, fool.
571
00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:12,782
Okay? Now, you can
take it or leave it.
572
00:23:12,826 --> 00:23:15,002
Hell, I got things to do, girl.
573
00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:17,961
Okay, I'll take it, but, um,
574
00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:20,355
can we, like, you know,
work on the title?
575
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,184
You know, "assistant,"
it's just...
576
00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:25,708
How about we say, uh,
"executive..."
577
00:23:25,752 --> 00:23:28,407
-Mm-hmm.
-"...assistant," okay?
578
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:30,800
Now, here's your first task.
Get your phone.
579
00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:32,628
♪
580
00:23:35,675 --> 00:23:37,416
One case of Ace of Spades,
581
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:38,982
courtesy of Tasha Mack.
582
00:23:39,026 --> 00:23:40,767
Sweet.
Quinn?
583
00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:43,726
What's this?
584
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,293
GARRET:
30 grand. You need more?
585
00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:47,556
Uh, what I need
is an explanation.
586
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,037
I thought you knew.
My party planner is dragging.
587
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,474
She needs a kick-start.
Contact's inside.
588
00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,607
Garret, I'm not your gofer.
589
00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:56,652
You want me to tell Tasha that?
590
00:23:56,696 --> 00:23:59,612
Right.
And we need live music.
591
00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:01,527
Someone dope.
I want it to be,
592
00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:03,093
as you Americans say, lit.
593
00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:05,835
Wait, so she gets paid 30 grand
594
00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:07,663
-just to have food and fun
at a party tomorrow? -Facts.
595
00:24:07,707 --> 00:24:09,360
And give her the champagne.
596
00:24:09,404 --> 00:24:12,059
All right.
597
00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:14,104
I'll take care of it.
598
00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:27,901
[whispering]:
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
599
00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:29,772
Jamison steps up, he's open,
600
00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:31,426
he goes, he has the ball.
601
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,689
Breaks one...
Jamison catches the ball.
602
00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:35,952
Oh, Fields scores!
Fields scores!
603
00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:38,825
Fury win! Yeah!
Crowd goes nuts!
604
00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:40,043
Yeah, baby.
605
00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:41,697
[laughing]
606
00:24:41,741 --> 00:24:44,221
All right, shh.
Am I okay mentally?
607
00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:46,789
-Shit, I'm great.
-Bro, they tried to play you,
608
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:48,748
but you the player,
you don't get played.
609
00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:51,315
Mm, you know what I'm-a do?
I'm gonna take Fatty's Burger,
610
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,535
I'm gonna turn six into 600,
611
00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:55,494
and I'm-a buy my own damn team.
612
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,713
'Cause you
Malik El DeBarge, right?
613
00:24:57,757 --> 00:24:58,975
Right.
614
00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:01,412
'Cause I'm Malik El Debarge.
615
00:25:01,456 --> 00:25:02,849
Right!
616
00:25:02,892 --> 00:25:04,677
[siren chirps]
617
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,679
Shit.
618
00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:08,463
Here, take this,
I can't get caught smoking.
619
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,334
-I'm Malik Wright.
-Mm-mmm, you on your own
620
00:25:10,378 --> 00:25:12,467
with the po-po, bro.
621
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:18,734
[coughing]
622
00:25:18,778 --> 00:25:21,607
-[car door opens]
-[clears throat]
623
00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:23,304
-Gracias, Mikey.
-Okay, look.
624
00:25:23,347 --> 00:25:25,567
I have $30,000
and a $10,000 case of champagne,
625
00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:27,177
and what I don't spend,
I keep.
626
00:25:27,221 --> 00:25:28,788
No, I-I love you,
but you're just,
627
00:25:28,831 --> 00:25:30,572
you're not a party planner.
628
00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:31,965
No. I am now,
629
00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:33,706
since I fired his party planner.
630
00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:35,664
-[laughing]
-Look, I wasn't the CEO
631
00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:38,319
of 828 Style until I was.
You know, that's what I do.
632
00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:39,973
I see a need, I fill a need.
633
00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:41,844
and right now, Raq,
I really need your help
634
00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:43,454
-planning this party.
-Look, I'm just...
635
00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:45,935
I'm focused
on singing right now.
636
00:25:45,979 --> 00:25:48,547
Raquel, you're
waiting tables, babe.
637
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,766
-I'm paying my dues.
-Okay, and I'm just saying
638
00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:52,768
you can do that with some cash
in your pocket.
639
00:25:52,812 --> 00:25:54,553
Look, I need
a performer, right?
640
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:57,207
I book you,
I pay you, then, Raq,
641
00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:58,774
rent is covered for the month.
642
00:25:58,818 --> 00:26:00,994
Okay, keep talking.
643
00:26:01,037 --> 00:26:02,343
Look, all I need you to do
is call the girls
644
00:26:02,386 --> 00:26:03,692
and get 'em
on the first plane to Vegas.
645
00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:05,259
And, oh, do you think
we can get a discount
646
00:26:05,302 --> 00:26:06,477
if we move the party to here?
647
00:26:06,521 --> 00:26:08,958
Pro football players
in this place?
648
00:26:09,002 --> 00:26:11,482
Ha!
Montana's gonna love you.
649
00:26:11,526 --> 00:26:13,223
Girl, here we go, 'cause
we about to milk this town
650
00:26:13,267 --> 00:26:14,355
like a cow, you hear me?
651
00:26:14,398 --> 00:26:17,140
[both mooing]
652
00:26:17,184 --> 00:26:19,099
-[laughing]
-Thank you.
653
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:29,544
[Malik sighs]
654
00:26:32,547 --> 00:26:34,288
Is there a problem, officer?
655
00:26:34,331 --> 00:26:36,159
You failed to signal
at the turn.
656
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:38,945
Huh.
657
00:26:38,988 --> 00:26:40,729
Sir, is that marijuana I smell?
658
00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:43,732
Uh... no.
659
00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:46,648
No, that's... air freshener.
660
00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:48,694
Yeah, it's a new scent
called Herbs of Eden.
661
00:26:48,737 --> 00:26:51,610
Right.
Step out of the car, sir.
662
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:00,836
Hey, yo, dawg...
663
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,665
[grunts]
Oh!
664
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,014
Shut up.
665
00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:08,452
You're under arrest
for smoking and driving.
666
00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:10,106
You have the right
to remain silent.
667
00:27:10,150 --> 00:27:11,891
Anything you say can and will
668
00:27:11,934 --> 00:27:13,893
be used against you
in a court of law.
669
00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:16,069
-That's bullshit, bro!
-You have the right
670
00:27:16,112 --> 00:27:18,071
to an attorney.
If you can't afford one,
671
00:27:18,114 --> 00:27:19,681
one will be provided to you.
672
00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:21,378
MALIK:
Aah! My arm!
673
00:27:26,514 --> 00:27:28,342
♪ We been through hard times,
but we made it♪
674
00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:29,691
-♪ Say it, don't judge me♪
-♪ Don't judge me♪
675
00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:31,650
♪ Live the crazy,
crazy lifestyle♪
676
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:33,173
-♪ Tell 'em don't judge me♪
-♪ Don't judge me♪
677
00:27:33,216 --> 00:27:35,131
♪ Been through it all,
standing up tall♪
678
00:27:35,175 --> 00:27:36,567
-♪ So tell 'em don't judge me♪
-♪ Don't judge me♪
679
00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:38,439
♪ If I was you,
I wouldn't judge♪
680
00:27:38,482 --> 00:27:39,962
-♪ So what if you was me?♪
-♪ Don't judge me♪
681
00:27:40,006 --> 00:27:41,790
♪ Now follow the leader,
I was in jail♪
682
00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:43,574
♪ They made me a part of
the cell like I'm an amoeba♪
683
00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:45,707
♪ I blew 40 mil
and I'll do it again♪
684
00:27:45,751 --> 00:27:47,274
♪ Okay, maybe I won't♪
685
00:27:47,317 --> 00:27:48,884
♪ I had injuries and setbacks♪
686
00:27:48,928 --> 00:27:50,712
♪ Step back,
bounce back, regular♪
687
00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:52,409
♪ Escalate another level up♪
688
00:27:52,453 --> 00:27:54,455
♪ On my cellular,
like when X is up♪
689
00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:55,978
♪ I fought addiction
and beat it♪
690
00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:57,719
♪ I can say
mission completed♪
691
00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:59,590
♪ I thank you, God,
that I'm still here♪
692
00:27:59,634 --> 00:28:01,070
♪ After punching a dude
in their wheelchair♪
693
00:28:01,114 --> 00:28:03,029
♪ I'm still sorry about that♪
694
00:28:03,072 --> 00:28:04,726
♪ Yes, there's blessings
on blessings on blessings♪
695
00:28:04,770 --> 00:28:06,510
♪ Lead, teach the foundation♪
696
00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:08,251
♪ Got kids, lessons
on lessons on lessons♪
697
00:28:08,295 --> 00:28:10,079
♪ We puttin' 'em
all through college♪
698
00:28:10,123 --> 00:28:11,907
♪ So they can all be scholars♪
699
00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:15,128
♪ I'm at the graduation,
y'all better all have honors♪
700
00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:16,956
♪ Fatty Burgers,
we employ a thousand♪
701
00:28:16,999 --> 00:28:18,871
♪ We employ a thousand,
that's a ton♪
702
00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:21,003
-♪ Come down and get you some♪
-We got burgers, fries...
703
00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:22,875
♪ We been through hard times
but we made it♪
704
00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:24,441
-♪ Say it, don't judge me♪
-♪ Don't judge me♪
705
00:28:24,485 --> 00:28:26,356
♪ Did the crazy,
crazy lifestyle♪
706
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,880
-♪ Tell 'em don't judge me♪
-♪ Don't judge me♪
707
00:28:27,923 --> 00:28:29,882
♪ Been through it all,
standing up tall♪
708
00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:31,405
-♪ So tell 'em don't judge me♪
-♪ Don't judge me♪
709
00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:33,276
♪ If I was you,
I wouldn't judge♪
710
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,930
-♪ So what if you was me?♪
-♪ Don't judge me♪
711
00:28:34,974 --> 00:28:36,845
♪ We been through hard times
but we made it♪
712
00:28:36,889 --> 00:28:38,542
-♪ Say it, don't judge me♪
-♪ Don't judge me♪
713
00:28:38,586 --> 00:28:40,457
♪ Lived a crazy,
crazy lifestyle♪
714
00:28:40,501 --> 00:28:41,850
-♪ Tell 'em don't judge me♪
-♪ Don't judge me♪
715
00:28:41,894 --> 00:28:43,765
♪ If I was you,
I wouldn't judge♪
716
00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,767
-♪ So what if you was me?♪
-♪ Don't judge me♪
717
00:28:45,811 --> 00:28:47,726
[echoing]: ♪ Don't judge me.♪
718
00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:48,727
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