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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,857 --> 00:00:06,868 Hey, man. 2 00:00:10,764 --> 00:00:13,356 You know, today's my tenth anniversary of working here. 3 00:00:13,357 --> 00:00:15,272 Can you believe that? Ten years. 4 00:00:15,273 --> 00:00:16,434 That's quite an accomplishment. 5 00:00:16,435 --> 00:00:18,842 I'm sure they're gonna throw a huge party for me. 6 00:00:23,893 --> 00:00:25,136 Morning, ben. 7 00:00:27,613 --> 00:00:30,114 Okay, everyone. Could I get your attention, please? 8 00:00:30,115 --> 00:00:32,869 Bring it in. Today is a big, big day. 9 00:00:32,870 --> 00:00:36,525 Our favorite teen pop star, eli cutler, is performing tonight. 10 00:00:36,526 --> 00:00:37,897 And why is he our favorite? 11 00:00:37,898 --> 00:00:42,480 Eli fills all 17,505 seats in this place, 12 00:00:42,481 --> 00:00:44,713 so I need everyone to be on their toes. 13 00:00:45,485 --> 00:00:47,235 Now unless anyone has another announcement 14 00:00:47,236 --> 00:00:50,006 or, uh... you know, some kind of achievement 15 00:00:50,007 --> 00:00:52,276 or, uh, workplace anniversary... 16 00:00:52,277 --> 00:00:53,205 I have an announcement. 17 00:00:53,206 --> 00:00:54,863 Alonzo has an announcement. 18 00:00:54,864 --> 00:00:56,838 I think we have time for one more. 19 00:00:56,839 --> 00:00:58,929 Well, I don't want to embarrass anyone... 20 00:00:58,930 --> 00:00:59,867 Aw. 21 00:00:59,868 --> 00:01:02,259 But I'd like to take a second to acknowledge 22 00:01:02,260 --> 00:01:04,242 an important milestone for one of our own. 23 00:01:04,243 --> 00:01:05,088 Ohh. 24 00:01:05,089 --> 00:01:07,115 Congratulations... 25 00:01:07,116 --> 00:01:08,353 Heather. 26 00:01:08,776 --> 00:01:09,854 Heather. 27 00:01:09,964 --> 00:01:12,748 Yes, of course. Congratulations, Heather. 28 00:01:12,749 --> 00:01:15,565 After a lot of hard work, Heather is graduating 29 00:01:15,647 --> 00:01:18,165 from her internship program in association 30 00:01:18,166 --> 00:01:20,558 with the Alonzo Pope home for troubled teens. 31 00:01:20,559 --> 00:01:24,586 Heather will be moving on from her job as Ben's assistant, 32 00:01:24,747 --> 00:01:25,913 so... 33 00:01:29,254 --> 00:01:33,365 Well, Heather, I, uh, I... I know we'll all be so sad to see you go. 34 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:36,150 Uh, not really, because she burns people. 35 00:01:36,151 --> 00:01:39,800 She lights people on fire, and then, uh, you know, they burn up. 36 00:01:39,945 --> 00:01:41,445 Aw, she's supercute, though. 37 00:01:41,446 --> 00:01:44,548 This is a, uh, really bittersweet moment. 38 00:01:44,549 --> 00:01:48,041 So many emotions. 39 00:01:48,623 --> 00:01:51,079 Oh, I don't know what I'm gonna do. 40 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:54,001 Oop. Today's the day. She's gonna kill someone today. 41 00:01:54,798 --> 00:01:55,903 Thank you, Heather. 44 00:02:01,143 --> 00:02:05,389 As it happens, yes, but in his defense, during his very brief time here, 45 00:02:05,390 --> 00:02:07,569 he has demonstrated little or no skill at anything. 46 00:02:07,570 --> 00:02:11,341 Mm. That is correct, sir. I have yet to find my niche. 47 00:02:11,342 --> 00:02:14,002 Get off the step and just go back to where you were. 48 00:02:14,577 --> 00:02:16,623 So unless anyone has any other, uh, 49 00:02:16,624 --> 00:02:19,917 announcements or anything to celebrate... 50 00:02:21,937 --> 00:02:24,135 Really? Nothing? Nothing else? 51 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,403 Whoo-hoo! I have an announcement! 52 00:02:26,404 --> 00:02:27,793 There's something else. 53 00:02:28,096 --> 00:02:30,638 - We're having a contest! - We're having a con... 54 00:02:30,752 --> 00:02:32,811 In the same spirit that drove America 55 00:02:32,812 --> 00:02:36,281 to defeat all those lazy countries and win the Statue of Liberty, 56 00:02:36,282 --> 00:02:37,939 I'm holding a contest today 57 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:41,617 for The Sunshine Center's most valuable employee. 58 00:02:41,618 --> 00:02:43,064 How would a contest like that work, though? 59 00:02:43,065 --> 00:02:45,628 - Because we all have different jobs. - I'll tell you how it works. 60 00:02:45,629 --> 00:02:47,836 - Wow me. - Wow you? 61 00:02:47,837 --> 00:02:48,873 Wow me. 62 00:02:48,874 --> 00:02:50,957 Now you're just repeating the same thing over and over. 63 00:02:50,958 --> 00:02:54,017 I know someone who doesn't want to win a prize. 64 00:02:54,018 --> 00:02:55,892 Who wants to see it? Who wants to see it? 65 00:02:55,893 --> 00:02:57,176 Bring it out, boys! 66 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:00,301 A brand-new golf cart to use around The Sunshine Center 67 00:03:00,302 --> 00:03:02,653 just like moi! 68 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:08,209 You know, we haven't been around each other a lot, 69 00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:11,337 and, uh, now that we're working together, what should I call you? 70 00:03:11,338 --> 00:03:13,144 Whatever you're comfortable with, dear. 71 00:03:13,145 --> 00:03:15,374 Okay, mo... 72 00:03:17,568 --> 00:03:19,069 Mother. 73 00:03:19,473 --> 00:03:22,258 She's gone, man. Get ahold of yourself. 74 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,487 - Here, babe. - Oh, thanks, sweetie. 75 00:03:27,411 --> 00:03:30,754 I can't believe everyone's so excited to win something my nana uses to get her mail. 76 00:03:30,755 --> 00:03:32,881 Yeah, people get crazy about competition. 77 00:03:32,882 --> 00:03:35,569 I don't have time for it, though. I've got kids coming in for Eli Cutler, 78 00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:39,692 - so I'm gonna recuse myself. - Recuse yourself? 79 00:03:39,693 --> 00:03:41,338 I'm sorry, baby. That's a... 80 00:03:41,339 --> 00:03:43,695 Sophisticated way of saying I'm gonna take myself out of it. 81 00:03:43,696 --> 00:03:44,738 I...I know what it means. 82 00:03:44,739 --> 00:03:47,150 I... I'm just a little surprised you think you have to do that. 83 00:03:47,151 --> 00:03:50,103 Well, it's just that running the arena's charity and outreach program 84 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:51,684 gives me a natural advantage. 85 00:03:51,685 --> 00:03:54,127 I mean, what's more valuable than helping people? 86 00:03:54,726 --> 00:03:57,317 - Oh. Yeah. I suppose. - Yeah. Yeah. 87 00:03:57,318 --> 00:03:59,790 But then... Maybe I should recuse myself. 88 00:03:59,791 --> 00:04:01,946 I mean... (chuckles) I got the socal wireless people 89 00:04:01,947 --> 00:04:03,383 coming in for a pretty big deal today. 90 00:04:03,384 --> 00:04:04,615 This is a business. 91 00:04:04,616 --> 00:04:07,394 What's more valuable than bringing in a ton of money? 92 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:11,376 All right, well, at the end of the day, 93 00:04:11,377 --> 00:04:13,460 who's to say who is more valuable than who? 94 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:15,508 Crystal. Crystal's gonna say, at the end of the day, 95 00:04:15,509 --> 00:04:17,199 who's more valuable than who. 96 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:23,791 Crystal, this contest is a terrible idea. 97 00:04:23,792 --> 00:04:25,733 We have a sellout tonight, and you're gonna have everybody 98 00:04:25,734 --> 00:04:27,852 running around trying to wow you for a golf cart, 99 00:04:27,853 --> 00:04:29,937 And I'm gonna end up having to do everybody's jobs. 100 00:04:29,938 --> 00:04:32,845 Oh, Benjamin. Was I ever that young? 101 00:04:32,846 --> 00:04:35,165 What are you... what are you... what are you doing? 102 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:37,958 The competition isn't real. 103 00:04:38,399 --> 00:04:39,493 What's the matter with your eye? 104 00:04:39,494 --> 00:04:41,226 What the hell's happening right now? 105 00:04:41,227 --> 00:04:45,333 The most valuable employee has already been chosen. 106 00:04:46,657 --> 00:04:48,772 Oh, you're winking at me. 107 00:04:50,462 --> 00:04:51,633 Oh. 108 00:04:51,634 --> 00:04:54,773 Well, that's very thoughtful of you, Crystal. 109 00:04:54,793 --> 00:04:57,438 After all these years, you continue to surprise me. 110 00:04:57,439 --> 00:05:00,509 I ask you, could there be a better way to acknowledge 111 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:03,122 someone who has meant so much to me for so long 112 00:05:03,123 --> 00:05:05,354 than a fake company-wide competition? 113 00:05:05,355 --> 00:05:07,149 I answer you... 114 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,463 No, there... there's no answer for that. 115 00:05:10,514 --> 00:05:13,035 Do you think the others are gonna be mad when they don't get it? 116 00:05:13,036 --> 00:05:16,871 They'll never know, and it'll only make them do their jobs better. 117 00:05:17,846 --> 00:05:19,579 Why are my fingers glued together? 118 00:05:20,342 --> 00:05:21,360 Ugh. 119 00:05:21,661 --> 00:05:24,467 What are you two doing? You're supposed to be setting up chairs. 120 00:05:24,468 --> 00:05:26,764 Painting Crystal's office. Question... 121 00:05:26,765 --> 00:05:29,501 What says "wow" to you the most, Eggshell or Vintage Ribbon? 122 00:05:29,502 --> 00:05:30,775 Vintage Ribbon. 123 00:05:31,075 --> 00:05:32,761 And I have a question for you... 124 00:05:32,762 --> 00:05:36,213 go set up the concert floor right now! 125 00:05:36,326 --> 00:05:38,308 Vintage Ribbon. Of course. 126 00:05:39,046 --> 00:05:43,354 Everybody back. Back. Back. 127 00:05:43,355 --> 00:05:45,041 Come on, girls. 128 00:05:45,042 --> 00:05:48,059 Trevon, you're supposed to be head of security. 129 00:05:48,060 --> 00:05:50,729 Who let in all these screaming girls and that fat guy? 130 00:05:50,730 --> 00:05:52,619 Okay, I saw these flowers growing in the parking lot, 131 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,760 and... and I thought they matched Crystal's eyes. 132 00:05:54,761 --> 00:05:57,571 Well, would you get back to work? 133 00:05:57,572 --> 00:06:00,062 Eli Cutler. Eli Cutler. Eli Cutler is here! 134 00:06:00,063 --> 00:06:01,315 Where is the talent relations person? 135 00:06:01,316 --> 00:06:05,480 Uh, mindy's in the break room fashioning a wonderful clay bust of Crystal. 136 00:06:05,481 --> 00:06:07,682 Oh, okay. So I'll just go ahead and do everybody's job. 137 00:06:07,683 --> 00:06:09,322 Why don't you give me that stupid headset? 138 00:06:09,323 --> 00:06:11,322 I'm kidding. It... it frames your face. 139 00:06:11,323 --> 00:06:13,171 Here. Have some flowers. 140 00:06:13,472 --> 00:06:14,356 Eli! 141 00:06:14,357 --> 00:06:16,981 Eli, hi. Ben Donovan. 142 00:06:16,982 --> 00:06:20,106 I'm the, uh, manager of The Sunshine Center. 143 00:06:20,107 --> 00:06:22,347 - We're very happy to have you here. - You remind me of someone. 144 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:24,340 You know who I get a lot? David Beckham. 145 00:06:24,564 --> 00:06:27,484 - Larry King. - Larry King? Larry King is old. 146 00:06:27,485 --> 00:06:30,386 Larry King is so old he had to retire from sitting in a chair. 147 00:06:30,387 --> 00:06:32,610 - What a brilliant mind, though. - Yeah, I did his show once. 148 00:06:32,611 --> 00:06:35,301 You have his face, but you're... plumper. 149 00:06:35,302 --> 00:06:38,288 Oh, that's cool. Really hurtful and cool. 150 00:06:38,289 --> 00:06:41,050 Yeah, just go... just go wherever you want. 151 00:06:41,265 --> 00:06:43,202 Anyway, I think you'll like our accommodations. 152 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:45,327 We've hosted many pop stars in the past. 153 00:06:45,328 --> 00:06:47,621 Whoa. I'm gonna stop you right there. I'm not a pop star. 154 00:06:47,622 --> 00:06:48,972 I'm a rock star. 155 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:51,870 You do have your own Saturday morning cartoon, though, right? 156 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,278 - Jelly bean? - Yeah. 157 00:06:53,725 --> 00:06:56,660 I like you. You put me at ease, ask really easy questions. 158 00:06:56,661 --> 00:06:58,193 I'm not Larry King. 159 00:06:58,194 --> 00:06:59,828 - This is what I'm gonna need. - Oh, I'm sorry. 160 00:06:59,829 --> 00:07:01,578 I... I don't, uh, handle those kind of things. 161 00:07:01,579 --> 00:07:03,692 I'm actually the general manager. 162 00:07:03,693 --> 00:07:07,159 Here's the problem. I wasn't parented properly, and I'm very rich. 163 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,800 It's a brutal combination. 164 00:07:08,801 --> 00:07:11,180 So I will need you... yes, you... 165 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:14,279 to get me a boxed set of the first season of "Brothers & Sisters." 166 00:07:15,238 --> 00:07:17,009 "Brothers & Sisters"? 167 00:07:17,010 --> 00:07:19,780 Just 'cause they're grown-up doesn't mean family gets any easier. 168 00:07:27,475 --> 00:07:28,686 Thank you. 169 00:07:29,453 --> 00:07:30,687 What's happening right now? 170 00:07:30,688 --> 00:07:34,346 Look, I wish it didn't have to be this way, but I'm a nightmare, 171 00:07:34,729 --> 00:07:38,700 and if you don't get it to me in 30 minutes, I'm not going on, so... 172 00:07:38,701 --> 00:07:41,551 sorry, Larry. 173 00:07:41,552 --> 00:07:43,548 - Hey, Ben. - Uh-huh. 174 00:07:43,549 --> 00:07:45,318 Do you think this looks like Crystal? 175 00:07:45,319 --> 00:07:47,564 I think I'm all alone in the world. 176 00:07:47,991 --> 00:07:50,799 ♪ Mr. Sunshine ♪ 177 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,282 ♪ yay ♪ 178 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:58,919 So ben gets moody before his morning coffee, so try not to say "hello" too loud 179 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:02,631 - or ever use the expression "what up?" - "What up?" 180 00:08:02,770 --> 00:08:05,339 And he gets a massage every Tuesday at 3:00. 181 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:07,807 Does he like it gentle, or can I really get in there? 182 00:08:07,808 --> 00:08:09,048 Oh, the trainer does it. 183 00:08:09,049 --> 00:08:12,061 Oh. "Do not massage Ben." 184 00:08:17,514 --> 00:08:18,528 What are you doing? 185 00:08:18,529 --> 00:08:20,217 Think this'll wow Crystal? 186 00:08:20,872 --> 00:08:24,090 No, I'm almost positive this is the way Crystal sees the world anyway. 187 00:08:24,091 --> 00:08:25,728 Here's a question, though. 188 00:08:25,778 --> 00:08:27,971 Who's setting up the lights for the concert? 189 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:35,430 Heather, because Mindy got held up at the kiln, 190 00:08:35,612 --> 00:08:38,932 I'm gonna need you to get the first season of "Brothers & Sisters" on dvd. 191 00:08:38,933 --> 00:08:40,582 "Brothers & Sisters"? 192 00:08:40,583 --> 00:08:43,700 Just because they're grown-up doesn't mean family gets any easier. 193 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:51,199 Hey, uh, Crystal, can we talk? 194 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,991 Do you drive a late model blue Cherokee that was parked precariously close 195 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:55,185 - to my blind spot? - No. 196 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:56,051 Then yes, we can talk. 197 00:08:56,052 --> 00:08:58,094 Oh, okay. Well, I just thought you'd like to know 198 00:08:58,095 --> 00:09:00,155 that I've arranged with Eli Cutler's people 199 00:09:00,156 --> 00:09:03,741 to get a bunch of autographed swag to fill the socal wireless suite, 200 00:09:03,742 --> 00:09:09,107 so I am going to close this very valuable deal during the concert tonight. 201 00:09:09,108 --> 00:09:13,563 Well, that is very impressive. "close deal." 202 00:09:13,564 --> 00:09:15,155 It is. 203 00:09:15,156 --> 00:09:16,252 - Oh, hello, Alonzo. - Hello. 204 00:09:16,253 --> 00:09:18,212 Oh, yeah. Hi. 205 00:09:18,213 --> 00:09:22,188 Am I mistaken, or did I see you earlier with a group of blind children? 206 00:09:22,189 --> 00:09:25,328 You are not mistaken. I invited them to the concert tonight. 207 00:09:25,329 --> 00:09:29,033 Ohh. Well, that is very impressive, too. 208 00:09:29,034 --> 00:09:32,343 - Aw. - "Blind children." 209 00:09:32,344 --> 00:09:34,311 I envy the blind. 210 00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:38,390 I sometimes think I, too, would give my sight to play the piano that way. 211 00:09:43,721 --> 00:09:46,023 All right, buddy. You don't know what you're up against. 212 00:09:46,024 --> 00:09:49,367 I grew up with five moron brothers. I had to compete just to eat. 213 00:09:49,368 --> 00:09:52,677 Oh, just so you know, I spent nine years in the NBA. 214 00:09:52,678 --> 00:09:55,538 You know what that stands for? "No boys allowed." 215 00:09:55,539 --> 00:09:57,433 Oh. "No boys allowed." 216 00:09:57,434 --> 00:09:59,911 - That's not cool. - That's not cool. 217 00:09:59,912 --> 00:10:00,878 That... 218 00:10:00,879 --> 00:10:01,937 Is... 219 00:10:03,899 --> 00:10:06,066 Yeah. See, that's what I thought. 220 00:10:06,067 --> 00:10:09,734 Recuse yourself, baby. Recuse it! 221 00:10:12,690 --> 00:10:13,815 - Hey. - Hey. 222 00:10:13,816 --> 00:10:15,868 Have you seen the swag for the socal wireless people? 223 00:10:15,869 --> 00:10:19,325 I saw Alonzo give a bunch of autographed frisbees to blind kids. 224 00:10:19,326 --> 00:10:20,410 You're not serious. 225 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:23,158 I thought I was, but now that I say it out loud, it does sound a little silly. 226 00:10:23,159 --> 00:10:24,431 He's going down. 227 00:10:24,432 --> 00:10:27,556 I can't wait to see his stupid, fat face when I win that cart. 228 00:10:27,557 --> 00:10:29,275 Al, I think maybe you should prepare yourself... 229 00:10:29,276 --> 00:10:31,003 - I'm gonna win it. - Okay. 230 00:10:31,004 --> 00:10:34,285 ? 231 00:10:34,286 --> 00:10:37,299 22 hours of Sally Field. Lose yourself. 232 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,636 Wow. You found it. 233 00:10:40,037 --> 00:10:41,207 Sorry. 234 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,557 Uh, did I hear a mob of girls out trere? 235 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:45,841 - Uh, yes. Uh, security is gonna... - Here's what I need from you now. 236 00:10:45,842 --> 00:10:49,110 Uh, I... I have a million things to do before the concert and not a lot of help. 237 00:10:49,111 --> 00:10:51,541 Find the hottest girl and get me her number. 238 00:10:52,153 --> 00:10:54,769 You want me to get the number of a teenage girl? Are you serious? 239 00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:57,488 I am serious. I canceled a concert in toronto once, 240 00:10:57,489 --> 00:11:01,050 because someone couldn't find me a spicy enough crab roll, and I hate seafood. 241 00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:03,749 You're gonna slam the door in my face again, aren't you? 242 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,579 I wish I didn't have to. 243 00:11:12,718 --> 00:11:16,215 I know this is gonna sound creepy and weird, 244 00:11:16,216 --> 00:11:17,769 but could I have your phone number? 245 00:11:17,770 --> 00:11:20,207 - Sure. - Sure? Just like that? 246 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:22,416 Why don't I just give you a ride home, too? 247 00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:23,901 - Okay. - Oh, my god. 248 00:11:23,902 --> 00:11:27,042 I do not approve of this behavior, young lady. That is dangerous. 249 00:11:27,043 --> 00:11:28,589 - Is that an eight? - Uh-huh. 250 00:11:28,590 --> 00:11:30,347 Okay. Great. Thanks. 251 00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:00,044 Alice? 252 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:05,733 Are you actually taking frisbees from blind children? 253 00:12:05,813 --> 00:12:08,644 Did you actually give frisbees to blind children? 254 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,119 They're souvenirs, so they can remember the night. 255 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,402 Right, so while playing catch at the beach, 256 00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:17,050 they can look at Eli Cutler's autograph and remember how special this was. 257 00:12:17,051 --> 00:12:19,340 Oh, wait. No, they can't, because they can't see! 258 00:12:19,341 --> 00:12:23,220 - Hey, we can hear, you know. - Oh, god. 259 00:12:26,303 --> 00:12:28,278 I just stole frisbees from blind children. 260 00:12:28,279 --> 00:12:30,746 I just got a hot teenage girl's phone number. 261 00:12:31,328 --> 00:12:32,923 - I'll see ya. - Yeah. 262 00:12:37,050 --> 00:12:38,157 Not even close. 263 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,092 Ben, I don't think I can be your assistant. 264 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,686 I can't type, I can't work the phones... 265 00:12:41,687 --> 00:12:44,511 and I'm not positive I know what the internet is. 266 00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:47,569 - Have you ever lit a man on fire? - No. 267 00:12:47,570 --> 00:12:48,731 You're my guy. 268 00:12:49,932 --> 00:12:52,546 Ben, there's a traffic jam outside the arena 269 00:12:52,547 --> 00:12:55,097 because the parking guys are at Crystal's house detailing her cars, 270 00:12:55,098 --> 00:12:57,176 and no one's unlocked the main gate. 271 00:12:58,050 --> 00:13:00,906 You probably have bolt cutters under your desk. 272 00:13:05,386 --> 00:13:07,193 (man) come on, man! What's going on?! 273 00:13:07,194 --> 00:13:10,232 Move it or lose it! 274 00:13:10,478 --> 00:13:13,587 Let's go already! 275 00:13:14,913 --> 00:13:15,975 I went to college. 276 00:13:15,976 --> 00:13:18,274 I went to college. 277 00:13:22,226 --> 00:13:24,115 Crystal, I really need to talk... 278 00:13:24,279 --> 00:13:27,634 Is that a cake constructed entirely out of churros? 279 00:13:27,635 --> 00:13:28,606 Believe it, bro. 280 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:30,873 Show's in an hour. Are the concession stands ready? 281 00:13:30,874 --> 00:13:33,655 Yes, except for the churro ones, obviously. 282 00:13:33,656 --> 00:13:36,639 You have jobs. Go do them. 283 00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:44,022 A giant churro cake? 284 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:47,531 Mama says, "wow." 285 00:13:47,532 --> 00:13:51,174 Crystal, I really appreciate what you're trying to do with this contest... 286 00:13:51,175 --> 00:13:53,981 me more so than anyone... but it's time to end it. 287 00:13:53,982 --> 00:13:56,812 It's really, reall really really, really, really time. 288 00:13:56,813 --> 00:13:58,420 I agree, Benjamin. 289 00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:06,353 - Got a light? - No, I don't. 290 00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:10,637 Sunshine center family, 291 00:14:10,638 --> 00:14:13,250 it is with great pleasure, 292 00:14:13,454 --> 00:14:16,155 excitement and eaeasure 293 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,956 that I announce to you 294 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:21,933 my most valuable employee. 295 00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:26,170 The golfcart goes to... 296 00:14:26,171 --> 00:14:29,004 - Roman! - What? Really? 297 00:14:29,005 --> 00:14:32,106 - Yeah. What? Really? - Go and get it, son. 298 00:14:32,107 --> 00:14:35,751 Yeah! (Laughing) yeah!! Won! 299 00:14:35,752 --> 00:14:38,078 Gimme five! Gimme five! Gimme five! 300 00:14:38,079 --> 00:14:41,831 America! America! 301 00:14:41,832 --> 00:14:43,975 The system works, people! 302 00:14:43,976 --> 00:14:45,359 - Believe in the system! - Are you kidding? 303 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,655 Chastity Bono wins it? 304 00:14:46,656 --> 00:14:49,526 I really love this bow! It's humongous! 305 00:14:49,727 --> 00:14:53,455 How did you even tie this? A giant had to tie this. 306 00:14:53,456 --> 00:14:54,667 Oh! 307 00:14:59,217 --> 00:15:02,437 - You gave the golf cart to Roman? - Well, of course. 308 00:15:02,438 --> 00:15:05,144 It was my plan all along to get closer to my son. 309 00:15:05,145 --> 00:15:08,283 How can throwing a fake contest make you closer to your son? 310 00:15:08,284 --> 00:15:11,698 And can you turn all of this stuff off, please? 311 00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,749 Wow. You can do that from right there? That's pretty cool. 312 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,093 It's very cool. 313 00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:20,132 This may come as a surprise to you, Benjamin, 314 00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:22,158 but I know a thing or two about parenting. 315 00:15:22,159 --> 00:15:25,218 A mother can't just give her child a gift out of love. 316 00:15:26,118 --> 00:15:29,010 I thought you were gonna give the golf cart to me. 317 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:32,544 Why would you think that? 318 00:15:32,545 --> 00:15:33,880 Because of the wink! 319 00:15:33,881 --> 00:15:35,725 The "I'm giving the golf cart to Roman" wink? 320 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,846 Well, that's way too much information for a wink! 321 00:15:39,254 --> 00:15:42,905 Today is my tenth anniversary of working here. 322 00:15:43,393 --> 00:15:45,423 Tenth anniversary? Really? 323 00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:47,396 Well, that is something. 324 00:15:47,397 --> 00:15:49,863 Yes, it is. It is something. 325 00:15:49,864 --> 00:15:53,023 And I stupidly thought I was gonna get some kind of acknowledgment from you 326 00:15:53,024 --> 00:15:57,979 for ten years of putting up with stupid contests and having to do everyone's job 327 00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:59,897 and having to jump through hoops for you 328 00:15:59,898 --> 00:16:03,893 and every spoiled pop star that comes through this place. 329 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:05,940 Well... 330 00:16:07,085 --> 00:16:09,429 Then let me simply right this wrong. 331 00:16:10,194 --> 00:16:11,657 Benjamin donovan, 332 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,317 I acknowledge you. 333 00:16:14,757 --> 00:16:17,418 Oh, don't touch my face again. 334 00:16:17,419 --> 00:16:19,051 Well, the concert's about to begin anyway. 335 00:16:19,052 --> 00:16:21,491 - Take the rest of the night off. - I don't want the rest of the night off. 336 00:16:21,492 --> 00:16:24,004 - I want the golf cart. - But the golf cart isn't yours to have. 337 00:16:24,005 --> 00:16:25,632 It's my secret gift of love to Roman. 338 00:16:25,633 --> 00:16:28,138 Well, then I want something of equal or greater value. 339 00:16:28,139 --> 00:16:31,708 I want a snowmobile or some kind of small boat. 340 00:16:31,709 --> 00:16:34,648 I want a snow boat that can sail across ice and certain lakes, 341 00:16:34,649 --> 00:16:36,523 and I'm gonna stand here until you give me a snow boat 342 00:16:36,524 --> 00:16:38,146 that can sail across ice and certain lakes! 343 00:16:38,147 --> 00:16:40,913 Careful, Benjamin. I don't enjoy having demands made of me. 344 00:16:40,914 --> 00:16:43,070 Besides, I think I've been very generous. 345 00:16:43,071 --> 00:16:46,743 When? Is the churro cake mine? Did... did I miss the churro cake wink? 346 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:49,077 Eli Cutler is refusing to go on. 347 00:16:49,078 --> 00:16:50,651 Ohh. Benjamin. 348 00:16:50,652 --> 00:16:54,276 Well, it's my night off. Good luck with everything. 349 00:16:54,277 --> 00:16:56,117 Benjamin. Benjamin! 350 00:16:56,118 --> 00:16:58,184 Benjamin, I need you! 351 00:17:00,023 --> 00:17:01,314 What should I do? 352 00:17:06,905 --> 00:17:08,625 Isn't this so cool? 353 00:17:10,065 --> 00:17:12,591 Hey, way to go. You really earned it. 354 00:17:12,592 --> 00:17:15,691 - Thank you, Myrna. - You're welcome. Ohh! 355 00:17:15,692 --> 00:17:18,202 Everyone's really being nice. 356 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,186 Yeah. I'm gonna miss people here. 357 00:17:20,187 --> 00:17:21,144 Yeah. 358 00:17:21,145 --> 00:17:22,948 Some more than others. 359 00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:26,186 I wish you didn't have to leave. 360 00:17:26,187 --> 00:17:29,718 Me, too. I feel like I'm being punished for being good. 361 00:17:30,319 --> 00:17:34,373 If only there was a way I could stay here without having to pull out the old gas can. 362 00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:36,442 I don't think I know that expression. 363 00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:39,762 Oh. 364 00:17:41,008 --> 00:17:41,831 We want Eli! We want Eli! 365 00:17:41,832 --> 00:17:45,436 We've got a riot on our hands, but, hey, enjoy your night off. 366 00:17:45,496 --> 00:17:49,259 We want Eli! We want Eli! 367 00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:50,605 Ohh. 368 00:17:52,561 --> 00:17:53,472 You know what? 369 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,091 I was just about to get in my car 370 00:17:55,092 --> 00:17:59,028 and drive away and not even care what happened here tonight. 371 00:17:59,029 --> 00:18:01,031 But I couldn't do it. You know why? 372 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:02,607 Who cares? 373 00:18:04,239 --> 00:18:09,000 I couldn't do it because I love this place. 374 00:18:09,749 --> 00:18:13,393 17,505 people come here every night, 375 00:18:13,394 --> 00:18:16,577 and it's my job to make sure they have a good time. 376 00:18:16,599 --> 00:18:21,323 And tonight all of those people are here for you, 377 00:18:22,063 --> 00:18:24,036 so what's the problem? 378 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:28,741 I'm worried my... my music's no good. 379 00:18:28,742 --> 00:18:32,549 What? What about, uh, "Baby No Baby"? 380 00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:34,141 - That one's good. - Yeah. 381 00:18:34,142 --> 00:18:36,984 Yeah. And "no place like school"? 382 00:18:37,251 --> 00:18:38,222 That's about my school. 383 00:18:38,223 --> 00:18:41,944 Hmm. Listen, you're really good at this. 384 00:18:42,064 --> 00:18:43,600 And I know good music. 385 00:18:43,601 --> 00:18:46,701 Last year, Bono was sitting on this very couch. 386 00:18:46,723 --> 00:18:47,833 You met Bono? 387 00:18:48,234 --> 00:18:49,891 Well, no, I mean, he... he didn't let me in, 388 00:18:49,892 --> 00:18:52,812 but you've got to assume he was sitting on this couch at some point. 389 00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:55,970 Ohh. 390 00:18:55,971 --> 00:18:58,861 Anyway, sometimes you just need someone to tell you 391 00:18:58,862 --> 00:19:00,638 that you're good at your job. 392 00:19:01,687 --> 00:19:03,718 So this is me... 393 00:19:03,973 --> 00:19:05,320 Telling you that. 394 00:19:05,848 --> 00:19:07,001 You really think I'm good? 395 00:19:07,002 --> 00:19:10,487 I do. "Dance, dance, dance... Dance".. 396 00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:11,938 It actually made me want to dance. 397 00:19:11,939 --> 00:19:14,319 Oh, that's great, because that was the intention. 398 00:19:14,973 --> 00:19:17,282 Oh, wow, I can't believe you know all my songs. 399 00:19:20,381 --> 00:19:22,005 Well, I guess I have a show to do. 400 00:19:23,435 --> 00:19:26,391 Thanks, man. You're good at your job, too. 401 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,143 Go get 'em, rock star. 402 00:19:40,404 --> 00:19:41,281 You know, a little while ago, 403 00:19:41,282 --> 00:19:43,590 a friend helped me through a dark place, 404 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,828 so this song goes out to... 405 00:19:46,429 --> 00:19:47,973 some guy who works here. 406 00:19:47,974 --> 00:19:50,736 This song is "dance, dance, dance... Dance." 407 00:19:50,737 --> 00:19:54,643 ♪ Dance, dance, dance... dance, just gotta move your feet ♪ 408 00:19:54,644 --> 00:19:56,907 That's me, you know... "some guy who works here." 409 00:19:56,908 --> 00:19:59,646 Oh, you're not just some guy who works here. 410 00:20:00,315 --> 00:20:01,550 You know, Ben, 411 00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:06,034 you're so good at what you do around here that sometimes I forget 412 00:20:06,935 --> 00:20:08,533 to say thank you, 413 00:20:08,756 --> 00:20:11,708 so... Thank you 414 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,820 for the last eight years. 415 00:20:15,179 --> 00:20:16,708 You're welcome, boss. 416 00:20:16,931 --> 00:20:19,354 You know it's been ten years, though, right? 417 00:20:19,355 --> 00:20:22,346 Yeah, but the first two were kinda "eh." 418 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,723 ♪ Just gotta move your feet ♪ 419 00:20:24,727 --> 00:20:27,748 I think I know what that last one meant, and no. 420 00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,008 ♪ This is a revolution, dance ♪ 421 00:20:30,009 --> 00:20:33,167 I have to say, despite the kerfuffle it caused, 422 00:20:33,168 --> 00:20:37,421 giving that golf cart to Roman could be just the thing that gets us back on track. 423 00:20:37,551 --> 00:20:39,491 He seems to really love it. 424 00:20:39,492 --> 00:20:42,862 ♪ Just dance, dance, this is a revolution ♪ 425 00:20:42,863 --> 00:20:44,253 This is for you, Heather. 426 00:20:45,106 --> 00:20:46,683 Well, Benjamin, 427 00:20:47,469 --> 00:20:50,860 I'm off to the mysterious life that I lead outside this place. 428 00:20:50,966 --> 00:20:52,370 Good night, Crystal. 429 00:20:52,705 --> 00:20:56,659 ♪ Just gotta move your feet, just dance, dance ♪ 430 00:21:07,205 --> 00:21:08,964 Sorry guy, Heather's back? 431 00:21:15,376 --> 00:21:16,686 Don't do that. 432 00:21:20,475 --> 00:21:24,206 Security when you get a chance, there's a fire in the tunnel. 433 00:21:24,456 --> 00:21:27,626 Synch by Benfo, corrections by GeirDM for www.addic7ed.com 34062

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