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* Who's gonna help
when the danger overwhelms *
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* And the mysteries
are piled high? *
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* Who's gonna be around,
never gonna let you down *
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* When you're on a wild ride?
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* Your friends are
always by your side *
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* It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day *
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* It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day *
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* It's Craig of the Creek
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**
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**
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**
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My brave knight,
through your noble quest
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of doing
your weekly chores
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and no longer
leaving your wet towels
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in the corner of the bathroom,
you have proven to me
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that you are worthy of
forging your own sword.
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I trust that you will wield this
blade justly and responsibly.
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You have my word.
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I will destroy all these
defenseless pillows!
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Yeah, get those --
Oof!
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Is that all you've got,
you sack of feathers?
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Windmill mode!
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Raaa!
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You'll never overwhelm
my powerful blade,
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for I am
the mighty Kels--
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Aaaaaah!
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[ Thump ]
[ Gasps ]
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Oh, boy.
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
It c-- It could be worse.
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Okay, this is pretty bad.
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What have you done
to my home?
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Craig: Kelsey, run!
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Neil: Kelsey,
I'm disappointed in you.
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You -- You don't understand,
Father!
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If you'd been there,
if you had seen
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what those pillows
had done...
No.
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You must learn that your actions
have consequences.
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Give me the sword.
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[ Whimpering ]
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Be strong, Neil.
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Until you prove you are worthy
of getting it back,
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the sword
will stay here,
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locked away on top of
Fridge Tower.
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[ Snoring ]
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Maps, maps, maps, maps.
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Maps, maps, maps, maps.
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Kelsey: Craig!
[ Gasps ]
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Morning!
Aaah! Kelsey!
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Hey, did you know that you talk
in your sleep and you snore
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and you also tooted
a couple times?
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What?
What are you doing here?
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It's like
5:00 in the morning.
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Yeah, my dad came over
to fix the wall
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I disemboweled
before heading to work.
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Wow, Neil. I thought you were
exaggerating when you said
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you'd be here at dawn
to fix the wall,
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but here you are
in my house at dawn.
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Ah, I'm a man of my word.
No big deal.
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I can assure you
that my presence
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will not be a disturbance
to you or your family.
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[ Saw whirring ]
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I broke my oath.
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I was supposed to wield my sword
wisely, but I didn't,
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and now I may never get it back,
and worst of all,
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I disappointed my dad.
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Maybe I am unworthy.
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Maybe I'm no longer
the noble knight I once was.
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[ Yawns ] No way.
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You're plenty noble.
I don't know.
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I have to prove it somehow --
to my dad and to myself!
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And I want to help --
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later,
because I'm sleepy.
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Nope!
Help me now!
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All right, so, we've looked at
a ton of these books you have,
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and it seems like a bunch
of these heroes
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have to complete a series
of tests to prove their worth.
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So we came up with
our own.
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And once you complete them,
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your dad will have to
give you your sword back
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because you'll have this,
a certificate of worthitude.
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It looks great
on a résumé.
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Oh, wow!
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But what if I fail?
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Uh, I don't know.
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You'll never
get your sword back,
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and you'll turn into
one of those kids
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that spends all their time
drawing on their jeans?
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Aah! Drawing on my denim?
No!
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I mustn't fail.
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Bring on the trials!
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JP: First, we must test
your moral compass!
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By reading
a "Slide the Ferret" comic?
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You got to read it and tell us
who the bad guy is.
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Ah!
A virtuous challenge!
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Luckily, I can detect evil
within a 30-foot radius.
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"High in the mountains
in Dr. Robomelette's lab..."
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Finally, my animaltronic
is complete,
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and with it, I can finally
get rid of that meddling ferret!
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Huh? Oof!
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Unh-unh-unh!
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Slide!
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It's Slide time!
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Wait!
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Ahh!
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Okay. I think I figured out
who the bad guy is.
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It's Slide.
What?
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No, no, no, no, no.
He's clearly the good guy.
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How is it clear?
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He broke into
the omelet guy's lab
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and kicked him in the face
for building a robot.
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No!
Look!
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He's got cool shoes
and goes fast.
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So? Maybe he goes fast to get
away from the crimes he did.
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Crimes?
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He doesn't need money
and stuff.
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Yeah.
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And, look, the comic is called
"Slide the Ferret."
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His name
is in the title,
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and everybody knows if the
character's name is in a title,
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they're always
the good guy.
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That just makes them
the main character.
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That doesn't make them
the good guy.
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[ Gasps ]
Whuh?
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[ Laughs ]
She passes!
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And now
for your second trial,
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you must defeat a dragon!
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By eating a whole bag
of Molten Crunchies!
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Pfft, that's easy!
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Okay, then.
Since you know everything,
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you're gonna have to eat
all of them with no drink.
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I got this in the bag.
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Uh, Kelsey, you might want to
take a smaller handful just --
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[ Munching ]
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Taste pretty good.
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[ Whistling ]
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Feeling the heat yet?
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I can't
let the dragon win.
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Okay, Kelsey, you passed.
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Y-You s-said
the whole bag.
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But all that's left
is the dust,
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and that's pure,
concentrated heat.
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This is for you,
Father!
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Aaaah!
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Kelsey, are you okay?
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Aaaaah!
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Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Ahhhh.
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See?
I told you.
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In the b[belches]ag.
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And now
for your final test,
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I, Craigory the Great
and Magnificent,
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use my awesome wizardly power
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to create a clone
of your dear friend John Paul.
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To pass this test,
you must decide which
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JP is real
and which is a fake.
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It's me!
Kelsey, I'm the real JP!
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Wait,
you're the real JP?
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No,
I-I'm the real JP.
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Oh, my gosh!
Who am I?
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This is gonna be tough.
Oh, I know!
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I'll ask something only the real
JP would know the answer to!
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What is 45,954
divided by 1,242?
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Uh, geez.
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Think, think, think!
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Oh, I got it!
The answer is 37!
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Ha! Everyone knows
the real JP's best subject
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is dinosaur history,
faker!
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Haha!
Man, you look dumb right now!
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Why did I know that?!
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Huzzah!
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You have completed
the hero's trials.
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You may now present
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this certificate of worthitude
to your father.
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What is this?
Worthitude?
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That's not a word.
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It's a certificate to show
that I passed the hero's trials!
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Hmm.
Let me guess.
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This is about
your sword?
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And to prove my worthitude,
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I had to
decipher the bad guy
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in a "Slide the Ferret"
comic book series,
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and then I ate a whole bag of
the hottest snack in the world,
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and then -- and -- and I was
able to tell the difference
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between my best friend
and his clone,
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which was actually
just a mirror.
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You -- You --
You're not impressed?
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Kelsey,
you've missed the point.
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I trusted you to wield
your sword responsibly,
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and you made a mess
of Craig's house,
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a mess that I still
have to fix
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because I didn't have
the right paint.
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So now I have to go back
to the hardware store after work
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because Mrs. Williams won't
let me come back to her house
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in the morning for some
irrational, inexplicable reason!
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[ Sighs ]
If you're not up before the sun,
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you'll never
get anything done!
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That's what I always say!
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JP:
He didn't like our certificate?
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Yeah, he said worthitude
wasn't a word.
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But don't worry,
I know how to fix this.
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And that's by
fixing your wall.
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My dad doesn't have
the right paint he needs,
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so we're going
to the hardware store
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to get some
and fix it for him!
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Hardware store?
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That means we're gonna
have to take the bus!
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**
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Well,
we got the paint.
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Now, how are we gonna
pay for it?
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I have an idea.
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Hopefully it works.
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Excuse me?
Hardware merchant?
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My sword as well as my father's
trust is on the line.
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I require your paint,
and I am willing to reward you
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with the finest snacks
one can offer in exchange.
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Quarter-inch construction-grade
PVC pipe with the smooth finish?
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Sword girl,
is it really you?
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Pipe Smith,
you remember me?
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I never forget a cut,
especially one used to forge
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a sword capable
of battling injustice.
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Usually, it's just to repair
a broken toilet or something.
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Do not fret
over the paint.
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Your respect for polyvinyl
piping is payment enough.
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Wall potion acquired!
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A little tape here.
A little paint there.
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And done! And done!
Oh, and done?
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Aw, you guys.
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Mrs. Williams?
I'm here to fix the wall.
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I hope you don't mind
I made my own key.
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Not breaking and entering.
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Huh?
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Father,
I know I've let you down,
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so in order to make amends,
my noble companions and I
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have repaired
the damage I've done.
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Wow. This is amazing.
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Yeah?
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I mean, the craftsmanship
is actually really terrible,
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but I am
so proud of you.
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You took responsibility
for your actions.
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You've truly proven yourself
worthy of my trust.
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Thank you, Father.
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Does this mean Kelsey
can get her sword back
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and you can also stop coming
to my house so early?
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Yes...
[ Gasps ]
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Come to me!
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**
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[ Car alarm blaring ]
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...after she helps me
fix the wall properly.
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[ Chuckles ]
Totally fair.
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Neil?
How did you get into my house,
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and what have you done
to my wall?
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Oh, I didn't --
I didn't huh-huh?
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Mr. Pokoly, run!
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* When it's time to go to bed
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* I know
I don't have to feel alone *
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* 'Cause I'll see you tomorrow
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* At the creek
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Just like I drew it.
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