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Lazy bugger!

Still sleeping like a pig! Move it!

Sharda.

Baalu!

Hello..

Baalu, our village bus standis starting soon. When are you coming?

Yes Uncle!

Listen, forget our earlier agreement.Be ready to pay a little more.

But you had promised to reserve the shop for me!

Ofcourse, don't worry.The shop is ours.

But everyone wants a pieceof this goldmine!

I have done all preliminary work.You just arrange the money!

By when can I pay?

If the money is ready,come right away!

Ok I have to go!

But..

Can you repair it?

Let me see. Disco, check it. - Ok.

I accidently spilled water on it!

Don't worry. Disco will fix it. - Disco!

Come here buddy.

Your phone's IC has crashed. We'll have to replace it.

It'll be 700 bucks. - Ok.

You can pick it up tomorrow. - Bro, can you give it today?

Looks difficult. Too much work as you can see.

Ok! But tomorrow for sure! - Sure.

Take this. - It's done?

Yea.

Just restart it, it'll work. - Ok great.

I'll be right back. - Alright.

So early? Half day or sick leave?

What's the treat today?

Pizza.

Disco, we have a problem!

What did he say?

What happened to him? Look at his face.

They have finally cleared the bus stand at his village.

So?

He has to arrange the money immediately for his shop.

How much? - 16,000.

And how much do you have?

6200.

No problem.

Disco, you give 1500. I'll pool in 500.

That will be 8000.

So?

So we can double it by the 10th of the month!

Hey, how will it double?

Which horse are you betting on?

Not betting. Just pure investment!

You guys never believe me..

See this..

Kuber Investments.

It's a Platinum scheme. Dhanlaxmi Platinum!

That's it. You have seen enough.

I had told you earlier also..

If you had invested then..

You would have had two shops by now!

Don't listen to him Balu. It's too good to be true.

Profit or loss, both are yours. There's nothing in it for me!

Are these your friends you were talking about? - Yes papa

How much is it?

8200.

Milind, make an entry of 8000.

Name?

Bhalchandra Shevale.

No! Shantabai Shevale.

Mom.

See, I kept my word.

Come on the 7th and collect the double amount.

Thanks uncle, Thanks Sheput..

Don't mention it, Baalu. - Let's go.

Hey Baalu..

..shouldn't there be a receipt atleast?

Mr. Bhalchandra, your receipt.

They do have a receipt. It's done!

See! Didn't I tell you?

Nice office dude..

AC, computer and stuff. - Of course!

Do you have a bathroom as well?

Toilet? - Come.

Where?

Hey..

Why don't you start your own restaurant instead?

What's in a juice stall?

No.. I have already decided.

Why are you so stuck with that?

Is there a hidden fortune there or what?

You know what, one day I also will have it all..

A nice flat in Mumbai, that too with attached toilet !

Stop day dreaming!

I am not kidding ! Wait..

And then we'll come to the mall, but to shop!

We will. But now, let's go!

Bhairavi didn't call today also..

I am not calling her again!

It was for today right? - Yea.

Correct. It's written.

What's that crowd for?

Please wait here..

Alright, bring me the file. - Yes Sir.

We know it was your money..

Take a look Sir..

Look, whoever these people were, they have absconded with your money!

Tell us how much each of you has lost.

Sir, I had invested -

2 Lakhs.. I have lost 2 lakhs sir!

All my gold jewellery Sir!

Our search is on! How could you invest so much blindly!

There, we have arrested his assistant

We will try our best to find them but it'll take time.

We can't assure you about your money.

Hey! What's happening there!

Take him before we arrest him too !

Stay away!

Or you'll get trashed!

Baalu, No !!

Again! How many times should I tell you to stay away.

Jerks!! Go away from here!

Get out of here.

Sheput was a friend! Was I ever mean to him?

Just because you were good to him doesn't mean he owes the same to you.

You don't bite the snake, but the snake still bites you, right?

Baalu..

..wipe your tears and learn from this.

Look at that man buying a bottle of water.

A 15 rupee bottle for 30 bucks!

He has been cheated! Even he should be crying. But is he?

You think he doesn't know he is paying double money for it?

He knows it very well.

He still chooses to buy the bottle for double the price.

That too with a smile!

This is how it works Baalu..

Here people pay 50 bucks for a 5 paisa cold drink..

Spend 40 rupees for a 20 rupee biscuit!

Everyone's being cheated! Yet they all are smiling!

You know why they are smiling Baalu?

Because what you call as 'Cheating'..

They simply call it 'Business'!

Today they will get fooled..

But tomorrow, they will sit in their AC offices and..

Sell a 500 rupee item for 5000, and fleece someone else!

Someone has done 'Business' with you Baalu!

Now you do 'Business' with someone else!

That's how the world functions Baalu!

Disco, which 'Business' will earn me 16,000 in a week?

Forget 16,000.. you can even earn 1 lac!

And our investment? Only 94 bucks!

Cheaper than a McDonald's burger!

We'll sell SIM cards?

Take your words back! Show some respect to the SIM!

This is no ordinary business..

Khacha SIM. 2000 SMS free.

Put it in your mobile phone.

Don't worry. The number is untraceable.

I am sending you a text..

You forward it to random numbers.

But.. what does it say in English?

Big businesses always happen in English.

All I can explain in Marathi is that..

'You have won the Reserve Bank of India lottery for 10 million Rupees.'

'Transfer the 20,000 processing fee to our bank account and claim your lottery!'

What's the business in this?

Balu, this is a world-famous 'Business'!

'Nigerian Lottery Scheme'

Once the 20,000 is transferred to our bank account, we'll abscond!

But I don't have a bank account.

You shouldn't give a real one either!

Your dad had a bank account, right? - Yes.

We'll use that.

What if cops come to know about it?

Doesn't matter. Let them look for Pandurang Shewale..

And anyways it's good..

Atleast then they will look for your father.

Baalu, don't think so much.

More severe crimes happen here every day.

The cops don't have time to solve a mere 20,000 fraud.

Did Sheput get caught?

Pray to the Lord and go for it!

Hello..

Greetings!

Want to know your horoscope?Our phone guru -

Hello..

Hello..1 crore lottery SMS.

I have won.. the lottery.- yea yea

Namaste. Myself, P.G Thombare.P for Prasanna. Lotewadi.

Oh yea. Congrats. You are the first lucky winner of this lottery.

Thank you.. Thank you..But how do I claim this lottery?

You will receive an SMS from us which will have all details.

Go through it and make the payment.

My Hindi weak!English..even weaker!

Marathi.. strong!Can you explain in Marathi?

Yes ofcourse. We will send you an SMS with account details.

You deposit 20,000 processing fees in the account and then..

Me? Why should I deposit?You said I have won the lottery, right?

No no. First you have to pay. And then we'll give.

Can you talk a bit faster?My phone balance is low, but I want the lottery.

Ok sure. We'll send you an SMS with bank details.

Deposit 20,000, then we'll give 1 Crore.- My phone is beeping! Oh no!

Hello?

Hello!!

Hello..

Greetings! It's me.. P G Thombare!Remember me? 1 crore lottery?

Yes of course. You have the money?

Yes, I have recharged my phonefor 10 rupees!

Now we can talk peacefully.

Sir, that clerk Shirke at my bankgave a great idea!

He said, instead of mepaying 20,000..

What if you deduct 20,000from my 1 crore, and..

And pay me the balance99 lakh 80 thousand? Done?

I think he is taking us for a ride!

Was telling me to deduct 20,000 from 1crore.

Was even asking my name.

I hope you didn't tell the real name?

No, I said 'Raghuram Rajan'.

Raghuram Rajan? Who is he?

Look here.

Governor Raghuram Rajan.

Holy cow! Must be a millionaire for sure! Signing on currency notes!

Hello..

Raghu Sir! I have arrangedthe money..

I have around 7,500..

7,500 !

Yes sir, and balanceI will pay when..

Look? Not 7500 but 20,000.

And that too first wire it to our account.

Only after we receive the whole amount, will we give you the lottery!

And If you don't have the money, don't waste our time!

We've lost him now! Why were you so rude?

7500 was OK. It's not necessary to get all the money from him alone.

Let me talk to him. - Balu, why shoud we show desperation?

If he needs the money, he will call back. - And what if he doesn't?

Baalu, what does Lord Sai preach? 'Faith and Patience'!

Let's go.

Hey! Get back to work!

It's yours.

Hello..

Hello Raghu Sir.. it's me, P G Thombare.Prasanna Thombare.

I..I have come with the money.Are you there?

What? Where have you come exactly?

At your office!In front of the tall building..

There are 2 guards standing,with a gun..

It's written - 'Reserve Bank Of India'!

Gosh! Why did you go there?

I came to collect the Lottery!

I haven't reached office yet!

Oh no! How long will you take?

I will take.. an hour.. atleast an hour!

Oh god! The sun is also out!Should I go inside and wait?

No.. no.. no..

Don't go in!

The heat here will give me acidity!

They won't allow you inside without an I-card.

Will my Aadhar card work?

Don't talk to anyone there. Or I'll cancel your lottery.

Baalu, this just doesn't feel right. Let's not go!

Come on disco, wasn't it your idea?

My idea wasn't this!

We had decided to flee once the money is deposited in the account.

Then why has he come here?

What if cops are waiting for us there?

You are a minor, you will end up with just community service.

I have just turned 18!

Come on Disco, you are my only friend!

This friendship is turning very expensive for me!

Look at us, this stupid tie and this double sized shirt!

Do we even look like Raghuram Rajan?

We look like clowns!

You will pass off as him.. See you even have a moustache! - Shut up!

I am getting off at the next station. - Please Disco! Do it for me!

Don't you try this emotional blackmail on me!

Let's atleast give it a try.

It's my last chance. Please!

Uncle, where is RBI? - There.

Baalu,I think it's a trap. Let's get out of here.

Wait!! Let me call him.

If the cops catch us,we will surely get our butts spanked!

Hello..

Hello..

Hello..

Raghu Sir!

I am Prasanna. Hello!

It's him?

Baalu, come.

No, let it be. Not him.

Why? What happened?

How can we fleece him? - What do you mean?

Look at him. He doesn't look normal. We can't fleece him!

So you thought some doctor or engineer will fall prey to our con?

Or were you expecting Obama to come?

This dimwit is our best bet.

Come Baalu, it's an auspicious day. Don't spoil it for God's sake!

No Disco. - Come Balu.

Hello Mr. Prasanna.

Myself Raghuram. Raghuram Rajan.

You've got the money?

You are not Raghuram Rajan.

What! H-How can you say that?

I.. I know. - Why do you say that?

I know it! - Wait! We are his assistants!

We are his assistants.

Sir has meetings the whole day. He is a very important person.

You've got the money?

I'll wait for him..

How much will you wait? These meetings can take quite long!

Last time, the meeting lasted for 3 days! Just imagine!

The who's who of industrialists are sitting with him!

They are deciding whether to print new currency notes.

Anyway, we'll tell him you aren't interested. Let's go Baalu.

Oh!

See! We even have his phone. He trusts us with everything.

We'll tell him you don't want the lottery.

No no! I want.. I want the lottery!

Hold on..

M..m.. Money please.

What's your name?

Bhalchandra..

Rajan.

Bhalchandra Rajan. He is Sir's real nephew.

Really? Wow..

Where is Sir from? -Near Satara

Satara!! I am from Solapur.

That means Lord Vithoba is between us!

Look! Vithoba!!

What is this? This isn't 20,000!

Yeah. It's 8220.

But we had decided on 20,000, right!

Never mind. Lottery cancelled. Let's go Disco.

No no. Wait!

Instead I have brought this chain with me.

It's not possibe to deposit the chain in the account, right?

That's quite smart of you.

I hope it's not fake.

Congrats. You are the first winner of this lottery!

Really!!

Congrats! -Thank you!

Now we'll go upstairs and hand over the cash to Sir..

And we'll come back with your money. Fine?

Ok then? - My money?

I told you, we'll go and get your money..

My Money?

Let us go upstairs..

Baalu, hold the bag.

You see that window.. 4th floor.

We'll give a thumbs up sign from that window.

What sign? - That window?

Yes, that window. Thumbs up like this..

What sign? Thumbs up like this! Show me!

Like this.

Yes. Only then you come up there. Ok?

Till then do not move from here, OK?

Stay right here.

Let's go.

Wait a minute!

I've brought this bag, to carry all the cash..

It's quite big..

You do not need this bag at all.

There will be a small cheque..

Will fit in your pocket too.

You got it?

Wait for us right here.

Bhalchandra!

One minute..

These sweets are for you.

Yeah ok.. - I'll be waiting here.

Where did you get it?

My mom's..

Mom's? -Yeah.

It hardly weighs anything.

Not of much value!

Anyway let's see..

That's fine.

It was a decent price! - Let's go someplace else.. - Wait!

Come here.

You won't get a better price in the entire market.

Done.

Baalu, do you really have to go?

Come on Disco..

Just kidding.

Here's your ticket. The bus is at 4.30.

Here, take this.

What's this? - It's for you.

Where did you learn such chivalry from?

Guess I'll have to pay for the pizza from now on.

Ping me once you reach. - Ok

Bye. - Will come to your shop someday.

Sir, anything more to order? - No that's it.

Here's the bill.

Akash!

This is for table number 1.

It's a breakdown. -Another bus is on its way.

Do you hear us? Brother! Hey!

Is he dead or what?

What's wrong with him?

His bag is lying here..

It has a contact number written on it.

He is alive, right?

Let's inform the cops. - No.. no cops!

Why? Are you related to him?

Yes, I know him.

My god! What's happened to him! - Taxi.. taxi!!

Help him please.

Taxi.. taxi!! - He looks like a decent man.

Taxi. Wait wait!

Hospital.. hospital..

Stop ahead..

Lift him. Quick!

Straighten his legs.. Watch his head!

The nearest hospital! Quick!

Look Balu, the lady elephant delivered a baby.

B..B.. Bhalachandra Rajan..

I waited for so long..

You've got my cheque?

Uh..cheque.. - We've kept in the bank.

Since the amount is huge!

But..

Didn't you mention it's a small cheque?

Will even fit in a pocket?

Thats true..

The cheque is small only..

But the amount is very big, right?

We'll give it to you. Don't you trust us?

I trust you.

I knew you would come.

Is it? Great then. You get some rest now.

Balu, let's go.

No, we don't!

We don't have any cheque. We conned you.

Baalu, what are you doing? - That's enough Disco!

I am not Bhalachandra Rajan.

Take God promise..

Prasanna, promises can be broken too.

Raghuram Rajan is not my uncle. And he is not his assistant!

I am Baalu. He is Disco.

And you won't get a single penny from us.

Because we ourselves don't have any money!

And who stands for so many hours at one place!

Forget what happened. Go home.

B.. B.. But..

Give me my chain and my money back.

Dude, this Hospital doesn't treat for free. You understand?

We sold your chain to pay the hospital bills!

Baalu, tell him.

You conned me?

Give me my chain and money back..

Prasanna.. let go off him!

Give me my chain and money.. Thieves!

Prasanna, let go off him! - We saved your life!

Prasanna.. Let go! - My chain, my money..

Leave him.. leave.. - Hey prasanna!

Money lost can be earned back, but we only live once!

My chain, my money.. give it back!

Leave.. - Thieves.. thieves!

Listen to me prasanna! - Return my money and chain!!

We do not have any money!

My chain and money.. return it!

Balu, tell him! He listens to you!

My chain and money.. return it!

Were you planning to take your money to the coffers or what?

Leave prasanna.. leave me!

Uncle, please let go off me.. Uncle please, I beg you!

I'll give your money and chain back.

Infact, I'll courier you your money. I promise!

Chain, money.. chain.. - Please let go off me!

Uncle.. please, I beg you! Will surely pay you the money! Please!

Sir.. What's wrong??

Just relax. Are you Ok? Who is a thief?

Them.

But they are the ones who got you here! Relax.

They cheated me!!

No, they haven't cheated you. Just relax!

Go get the doctor quickly!

By now, your juice shop would have been up and running!

You are a fool to come back.

Remember, you are Bhalchandra..

Not Harishchandra .

When are you coming with the money?

Uncle, I am trying.

Number 4, someone's here to see you.- How much more should I wait?

Uncle.. hold on a sec.

How did he find us?

The hospital form.

How stupid can you be?

Who writes their real address!

What do we do now?

Hi Prasanna..

Can I get you some Manchurian? It's quite tasty.

Let me order it for you.

No. I just want my money back.

Prasanna look..

I am wearing a 100 rupee shirt, a 200 rupee trouser

50 bucks for duplicate goggles, and this belt worth 20 rupees!

My net worth won't even add up to 500 rupees!

No chance we can repay your money! Don't you get it?

Is there a police station nearby?

Come on, I was only kidding!

You'll try some soup? No?

Or try this fruit dish..No? Ok.

Or look at this khichiya papad. 'Mumbai Special'! Want to try it?

I just want my money back.

We really do not have any money.

Let's get this straight Prasanna. You will take us to the cops,

They will beat us, put us behind bars..

Infact they will spank us black and blue beyond recognition too!

But still, you won't get your money back.

At least they will find my chain.

'Your Safety is Our Motto'. Their slogan says that.

You want your chain right? I'll get it for you!

What are you talking about? - I have it.. Prasanna's chain is with me!

Here. Take this.

Oh wow!

Just a minute.

Balu, once this gets sorted, let's get the hell out of here!

OK. Matter closed, alright? Let's go Baalu.

This is not my chain!

This is not my chain!

What!! Look again carefully.

This is not my chain! - See it even fits you perfectly!

I told you. It's not my chain!

But how do you know it's not your chain?- I know it.

It's a fake.. I know it!

Oh Lord! I didn't know there were mountains in Mumbai!

What else is there to see here?

There's a temple..

There is a suicide point too. Would you like to visit?

Which way?

There.

Is this the famous Pali hill?

No

Here. Come in.

Not there. Sit here.

Hello. Myself P G Thombare. P for Prasanna.

Lotewadi.

Welcome.

Hey Disco, come here darling.

Hey! Where are you going?

We are here only.

So, he's the bonehead?

Flunkees!! You guys can't handle such a small issue?

Whack him and throw him out once and for all.

It's of no use brother! We are in a fix!

He knows his address.

How do we get rid of him? What if he goes to the police?

Watch out!

What are you doing!! Don't meddle around here.

Give him a fake chain.

He wants his chain only..

He knows. He sniffed the chain and he knew it was fake!

Sniffed the chain!!

You believe in this crap? - Nonsense!

You think we are fools?

JD Bro, can you do us a favour? Can you lend us 20,000?

What?? Say that again!!

Can you lend us 20,000?

20,000??

Will 20 punches do? You think this is a joke!

Help us get out of this mess.

Let's sell your kidney.

Kidney!

12,000 for one!

You give one, and you give one.

But..

Don't worry. We all have two in the body.

He needs the money. Baalu, you give both your kidneys!

Both kidneys!! He'll die you jerk!

Neither backward nor forward, directly upwards!

Damn! Didn't know that kidneys are cheaper than cellphones!

Bro.. Can't we get 20,000 for one kidney?

Doesn't work that way. Rates are fixed.

But, I have an idea..

Let's sell both his kidneys! He won't even know.

No! Not this!!

Isn't there a straight forward way?

Morons! You came to me for a straight forward solution?

Don't waste my time, alright!

Dumbass wants a straight forward solution! Let's go kiddo!

Disco! Disco!

What's with this fellow?

This is a holy pitcher. He is using it to shave!

Sorry! I'll wash it for you. - No, I'll do it myself.

For how long is he staying here? - Two days.

No no.. He we will leave tonite.

Thank god! - No. Two days!

Shut up!! Can't you see I am talking to him?

So sorry. Let me clean it.

No, I'll wash it myself. Such a pain in the neck!

Haven't you got any brains?

I was shaving..

What do we do now?

Balu, I was wondering..

Are our kidneys really of any use in our body?

Not again! We are done with the kidney talk!

Wait. If JD bro has said it, there must be some merit to it, right?

We'll figure something else.. - Wait. Where are you going?

15,000..

25,000..

40,000..

50,000 !

40,000!

Can you show us something similar but cheaper?

No, it doesn't look similar.

Ok look. We'll pay some money now

And the remainder in instalments like an EMI. Is that ok?

Uncle, he wants to buy this chain on instalment.

What? Does this look like a bank to you? It's gold.

Only hard cash! Or get lost!

Sorry, only cash!

Hey, how about this?

You want to buy a mobile?? - Mobile?

Check it out- 20 MP camera!

No thanks. - I had bought it for 28.. 35,000.

Sir please. Atleast take a look!

We don't want any mobile! Now just leave. Losers!

Please.. - Get lost!

Here's my mobile as well, and some money!

Balu, let's go. - Sir please! Please!

I work close by. I will repay!

Balu. Let's go!! Balu! - He won't go without the chain

Balu.. Let's go!! Balu!!

Here. That's his seat.

Take your seat. - Here?

I want a window seat.. - Why?

I want to sit by the window..

As I feel dizzy while travelling.

Disco, he wants to sit by the window. - Why?

He says he has motion sickness! - I want to sit by the window!

Don't create a ruckus. Just take your seat and sit quietly.

Window..

Excuse me, you have motion sickness? Here, take my seat.

Here, take my seat instead! - I'll sit here.

Sir..

Where will you get off? - The last stop.

Great! Will you ensure he gets off at Lotewadi?

Prasanna, your ticket.

Keep it safe.

And don't tell anyone about what happened.. Ok?

You have promised me!

I know you can break promises too!

You can break a promise, I know!

He keeps blabbering. Don't pay heed.

Baalu, it's time. Let's go!

Oh no.. it's time!

I need to eat!

What the hell? - It's time.. I have to eat!

You get hungry by the clock? - It's my dinner time! I am hungry..

Fine! We'll get something for you.

Should I come with you? - No! You wait here!

But I am hungry. - Wait we'll get something for you..

I always get hungry at this time!

Here, have some curd rice. Take your fill. We have brought enough!

Gone? Loser!

Even while going, he made me lose 20 bucks!

Why are you sulking?

Be happy. Atleast he's off our back.

We'll find someone else. You keep sending the messages.

Businessmen don't give up so easily!

You think you are the only sad one here?

Think of me!

For the first time in my life I did such a scam

I stole!

And that too for someone else!

Who is Bhalchandra here?

Not me. It's him. He told me to do it.

He told me.. that..

I.. I haven't done anything.

You! How do you know Prasanna Thombare?

I don't know anything!

Look kid. Don't be afraid!

I know it was you who took him to the hospital.

I got your address from there.

Any idea where he is now?

N.. No.. I swear by my mother.

But Sir, what's the matter?

His folks back home cannot trace him.

No call or contact whatsoever.

He is a tad slow in the head.

He is from my wife's village.

If there is anything, inform me at the police station.

His folks have offered some reward to bring him back.

Bless our soul!!

Reward!!

Baalu, Lord Sai is indeed watching over you!

And that too completely legit!

What's the plan now?

I'll be back. You figure out a way to reach the ST stand.

ST stand? - Yea.

Go faster!

Shut up! This ain't an aeroplane!

Gosh! Prasanna's cell is not reachable!

Baalu.. - What?

Take this. - What?

Here.

Why do you have Prasanna's phone?

First we lost the chain. Then we lost the money.

We should get something out of this atleast.

So I flicked his phone!

Why Disco!!

Who would have guessed this was to happen?

Now ride faster. - I am already doing that!

Sir, my brother is missing!

I mean..he has been left behind in the bus!

Which bus was he on?

Solapur.. bus to Solapur.

The morning bus or evening?

The one that just left.

Sir, quickly please! - Yes!! Just a sec.

Hold on.. What was his seat number?

14.. 14. - Not 14, he changed his seat right?

Yea. Seat no 13.

Shinde, check if a kid has been left behind on seat 13?

No Sir. He's not a kid.

Actually he looks to be 40-42 years old..

But he is a kid! I mean he is old that way..

But in a way he is small. - Fine! I get it.

Check if anyone big or small has been left behind on seat 13.

Ok ok.. Got it.

Seat number 13 got off at Chinchwad. - Chinchwad?

Come on. Pull over by the side.

Yea.. Yea.. 1 minute!

Pull over now!

Hold on!

Is it the same bus?

There's no one inside.

This is not even his bus!

Either ways, he's not in the bus.

I'll go look there!

Hi, we are looking for a man, a little stout..

..wearing a checkered shirt. Have you seen him?

No? Ok. Uncle, have you seen him?

A little stout man, wearing chequered shirt. Have you seen him? - No

Did you search out there? - Yes I did!

You searched thoroughly, right? - Of course I did!

We have lost him just because of your stupidity!

Back off Balu!

Why are you blaming me for this?

You took away his cell..

I did! So what's the big deal?

If you hadn't, we would have been on our way to drop him!

Hey, if I wouldn't have flicked his mobile,

His folks would have found him anyway!

These Sagittarians are all the same.

First it was that girl Bhairavi..

..and now this Bhalchandra!

Forget it!

Why 'forget it'?

You forgot that I gave you a mobile worth 5000 for just 2000?

Now where is this Prasanna!

Don't take that loser's name in front of me!

He has cursed my life! Ominous !

I haven't earned a single penny ever since he has come in my life.

I even borrowed JD Bro's bike to come all the way..

Sir, wake up! Can you hear me?

Prasanna!

Do you know him? -Yes.

It's clearly written to not eat food offered by strangers? Then?

Sorry Sir!

Check if any valuables are missing.

Prasanna..

People these days I tell you..

Prasanna?

Your chain?

Gone..

Bless our damned luck!

Here. Tickets and some money.

Only two? Aren't you coming with us?

If I don't return this bike to JD bro by dawn..

I'll have to give both my kidneys to save my skin!

But how do I handle him by myself?

Don't worry. It's only a bus ride.

Take him home while he is sleeping and collect the reward.

Once he wakes up, he will again ask for his chain and drive you mad!

Ok? I'll go now.

And cut a deal with his folks before you hand him over.

Else before you realise, they will send you off..

..with just a couple of hundreds in your hand.

You got that? King Righteous!!

And if you need anyting, or if you are in trouble..

Don't even think of calling me!

Now go live your dream!

Prasanna!

Where are you going?

I want my chain back! - Chain? - Yea

Look Prasanna! I took your chain, and then I returned it.

This time you have lost it. It's not my problem to find it.

I am not even asking you to find it.

Then where are you going?

The police.

Prasanna trust me. The police won't do anything! It's of no use.

They will. It's their motto - 'With You, For You'!

Don't be silly Prasanna!

They don't even find a missing person, forget a missing chain!

Just slow down and think!

Come. Let's take the bus home.

Uncle! Where is the nearest police station?

Hop on, I am heading the same way.

Prasanna don't do this, they won't help!

I will tell them..

Prasanna, listen to me! - ..everything!

Prasanna!

Tell me what all has been stolen? - Ok.

Lord Vithoba's portrait..

..is still here.

My shaving kit.. is also here.

My prayer bells, are here!

My hanger and towel is also here.

Hang on, just tell me what's not there!

Ok I'll tell you. My steel plate is missing.

Along with the spoon.. and my glass too.

And my black diary with all phone numbers!

And..

..my mobile which I had anyways lost earlier!

Mobile's charger too!

Did you lose anything valuable at all?

Yeah.. my chain.

Gold chain!

So say that first!

Weight?

70 kgs! As on 12th November 2015. Checked at the health camp.

We were talking about the chain right?

Then give me the chain's weight.

The chain must be weighing..

Wait.

Tell me, was it heavier than this or lighter?

It was similar. But it didn't have these black beads.

I know that.

Check it for it's weight! Was it similar?

Not sure..

Not sure? It was your chain right?

No, it wasn't mine! - Then?

Manali.

Who's she now?

Manali, my wife.

Ok. You have a receipt of the chain?

Oh! How will I have that? It was a wedding gift from her family!

Then how will we identify your chain?

Oh! It's simple. I will know by it's smell.

By it's smell??

Hello..

Balu, don't tell meyou are in trouble again!

I am not turning back now!

No, there's no trouble.

Listen, look for Manali's number in Prasanna's phone.

She's his wife.

What the hell - HE has a wife!?

Listen, pass me her number.

Without any information, how will we find your chain?

No, I am giving you all details. -Tell me then.

It was.. this long..

And.. it was.. uh

uh.. this long.. it was.. uh..

Hello.

Hello!

Is this Manali Ma'am?- Yes. Who's on the line?

Sorry for calling you so late..

..Prasanna is with me.

What!! Where is he?Can I talk to him please?

He's not answering my calls!

Please tell himI am not angry anymore!

No.. nothing like that.

Why.. Is he alright?

He is asleep right now.

But don't worry we are enroute. Your village is Lotewadi, right?

Yes, that's the one.

And sometimes he gets epileptic fits.Give him Epiphil 100mg! Ok?

Don't worry. I'll be with him throughout.

But when I met him, he was unwell.

I had to spend money on his treatment.

If you can just reimburse me for that..

Yes, ofcourse!How is he now?

I had to spent around 16,000 for his treatment..

16!

I'll figure something out.Just get him home please.

I am indebted to you for saving him.You are a Godsend!

It's fine. Don't mention!

No one would have done what you did!Thank you.

Yea Yea. We are on our way. I'll call you later.

Prasanna! Wait!

What did she say?

The lady cop told me that she can't guarantee..

..it could take a day, a week, or even a month..

..or maybe even a year! 'Go home', she said.

I won't go home without the chain!

That's kerosene!

This is water.

Give some to your son too.

He is not my father.

Happy now? We missed our bus too!

Let's settle down here forever? Forget Solapur. What say?

Calm down kid..

Have some water..

You don't meddle in our affairs!

You want to go to Solapur, right?

Rajenbhai! What time is the next bus to Solapur?

The last one just went by.. just now!

The next bus is tomorrow at 11am.

It's in the morning!

What will you do now?

Come, you can sleep here..

...in my little five star.

You can sleep here peacefully!

You too get some sleep.

But what about the CCTV camera?

Who keeps an eye on it so late in the night!

Anyways their centre is far from here. In Satara - Solapur.

Sure?

You are not the first ones to sleep here.

Do you have enough for the tickets? - yes

Ok then. Sleep well.

Can they really see this on TV in Solapur?

Ya right. It's a global telecast! Stop irritating me and go to sleep.

Manali..

Can you hear me?

Are you awake?

Manali..

..our.. our chain is gone!

All the money is also gone..

..and my phone is also gone..

..and..

..that lottery too..is gone

But.. Please.. You..

..you don't go!

Your mother taunts that I made you a pauper from a princess.

I don't like it!

Hippo!

Dimwit!

The Dumb King!

They call me all kinds of names..

..I don't mind.

But not to you.

Not to you.

You are a kind person!

I had thought with this lottery, I will buy back all your mortgaged jewellery..

Your bangles, your bracelets..

Rings, necklace, everything.

But..

..the only chain that you had..

..I lost that too.

You had warned me not to fall for the lottery.

I didn't listen to you..

..but you please don't go!

I promise I won't come home without the chain!

I am trying! I am even praying continuously!

Please don't go! I will find your chain.

She will go!

She will!

You sleep now. She won't go!

She will go..

..not because you lost her chain..

..but because of you not going home to her.

No, she will go even if I go home without the chain!

I know it!

My relatives are here to visit. Get up quick!

Is this a place to sleep? -They didn't have any option.

What's all this? - Prasanna, let's go.

Your relatives come often?

Come, Sir.

You want your chain right?

Then you only will have to get it.

How?

Steal it.

Finders keepers!

Stealing!! - Shhh..

At times, it is the only option.

Nobody steals for fun. Sometimes, it's a compulsion.

Someone fleeced you. Now, you fleece someone.

It's not called stealing. It's called survival.

So if I steal from someone..

..and then he will steal from another..

..then, won't the whole world turn into thieves!

You want Manali to stay or not?

Then you'll have to steal. Else remain a loser!

Her mother will take her away and marry her off to another guy!

You go there to give your blessings.

Where are we going?

Draw a straight line. Good job! Now write with a blue crayon..

Remember our plan. I will talk, you steal. Ok?

I'll do it. I don't know how. But I'll do it.

Welcome! How can I help you?

Chain.. gold chain! - Sure.

For whom are you buying it?

M.. M.. Manali.

Who?

Wife. His wife. - Oh Ok.

Any budget in mind?

Show us something heavier.

Heavier than this? Then it will be around 25,000. Is that fine?

Ya, no problem.

Then these are for 22 -25,000. Like anything?

Should I switch on the fan? - Yes please.

You like anything? We have more designs too.

These are for 16-17,000. And these ones are for 25 onwards.

Take a look.

How about those with a pendant!

Sure.. but they are more expensive! Is that ok with you?

Yeah.. Budget is not a constraint!

They'll cost around 30,000. Is that fine? - Yea Ok.

We have more designs in those. Would you like to see some?

I don't want it!

Have a look at more designs if you want! - I don't want it.

Wait Prasanna. - No, I don't want it!

Don't worry. You show me the designs.

We also have more variety in pendants.

Yes, please show me.

Actually let it be! He doesn't want it. Sorry uncle!

Sorry I messed up! But I don't want Manali to go!

I'll do as you say! Should we go back??

Prasanna.. Take this!

Ohh God!

Stop! Thieves!

Come! Quick!

Prasanna!

Prasanna!

These slippers are his, right?- What! Where?

Panduranga..!!- Did you find him?

Is he dead or what?- Don't say that!!

Papa..!!!

Wait.. Did you look there?- Papa..!!!

We had seen himin the morning..

You go look for him.- Heard he had taken a loan in Mumbai.

Panduranga..!!

Papa..!!!

Bhalchandra!

Where were you? I searched for you everywhere.

Come.. I found the way out! Let's go.

Where were you?

I was looking for you! - Let's go.

You were lost and you're asking me where I was!!

Stand in a queue.

The direct bus to Solapur is right behind!

This will take the longer route! Solapur via Dahivali

Should we take that bus? - No, let's take this only.

Give me your bag!

This bus is via Dahivali..

Tickets! Tickets!

Give me your phone. I'll tell Manali I have the chain! - Shhh

For the time being, we don't know each other!

You get your ticket, I will buy mine separately!

People are looking for us. Don't you understand?

For now, you don't know me and I don't know you, OK?

Tickets! Tlckets!

Lotewadi, 1 ticket.

Your ticket.

Tickets! Tlckets!

Via Dahivali means we'll go via Ambegaon?

Yes, but via it's new bus stand.

One ticket. Lotewadi.

Give me 20 more.

Uncle, I am a little short of cash..

Can you lend me 20 rupees?

Quick, I don't have all day.

Please Uncle!

Till where I can go in 50 rupees?

Get off at Shirpur junction then.

Ticket anyone?

Why didn't you give me the money? - Shh..

For now, I don't know you and you don't know me.

The wheels of this motorcargo round and round

Twisting around these dark roads

The Wheels of this motorcargo round and round

Twisting around these dark roads

The car travels amillion miles

Yet the tyres are right where they are

No!

Ambegaon new bus stand!

We'll halt for 5 minutes here..

After this, we go non-stop for 2 hours.

Grand openingof Vithoba mall tomorrow.

Balu, any news on your dad?

Later..

Where are you going?

Uncle, we had a deal! Why is this 'Vithoba' board on my shop?

Hello !! Who are you? - Sorry.

Rascal! Are you blind?

Can't you see a meeting was on?

When did you come? And how dare you enter like that!

Luckily Swapnil Sir didn't take offense, else he would have ripped you apart.

Why did you give away my shop when I had paid you an advance!

I have the receipt too!

To hell with the receipt! 'I had paid you advance'! Such audacity.

By the way, how much was it? - 4000

Of which 2,000 I had lent you!

And what about the money I give to your mother!

You haven't sent a penny home since 3 months!

Your mother has told me everything.

Look, Swapnil Sir is the minister's nephew!

How do I care! - Watch your tongue!

Living in Mumbai has made you a brat! What's this attitude?

He is the king out here. The King.

His minister uncle played his cards..

..so now all buses to Solapur will go via our bus stand!

This place is now a gold mine!

Do you realise what I have gone through to arrange the money?

Look Balu. This is business.

The day the bus-stand got cleared, people came to me offering 25,000 for the shop.

Hard cash.

And you couldn't even arrange 16,000.

I did.

Give it then.

I'll give it tomorrow.

If only businesses could run on hollow words!

Stop day dreaming!

Here I am trying to help you and you are doubting me instead?

Don't worry. We'll find another business for you. OK?

Ok..Go now.

Uncle.

I'll pay you 30,000.

Alright.

Pay the money by tomorrow morning.

And, if you can't pay..

..surely come for the inauguration in the evening!

'I'll pay 30,000!'

Hello! Manali Ma'am..

Yes. Where have you reached?

I need 30,000 rupees.- 30 !!

Come. Get in. Quick!

Bhalchandra!

The bus is leaving!

But we had decidedon 16,000, right?

Now I need 30 !

How will I manage so much!

Come on in! - What are you doing!

Stop! 2 minutes! Stop!

Then even I can't manage bringing Prasanna home!

Please don't say that!

Uncle stop! We are coming!

Bhalchandra!

Listen, you have time till tomorrow morning.

Call me only when you have the money.- But how will I..

Or else forget seeing your husband again!

What the hell!

Why didn't you come! I missed my bus because of you.

Good for you!

Shut up!

I want to go home. Right now!

I will take you there tomorrow. - No I want to go now!

Now? With just 30 rupees in your pocket!

How will you reach home? I am going to my house to get money.

And anyways, its 9.30 pm. Aren't you hungry?

Oh god! Will I get anything to eat at your house?

Mom! Mom..

Grandma!

Is it you Panduranga?

Granny, where is mom?

Bhalchandra.. there is no food here! Only empty vessels.

Mom is not home.

But I am hungry! It's my time to eat.

I am hungry! I have to eat!

I see some rice. Here's a stove. You get me some firewood. I'll cook rice!

Wait here. - It's time to eat.

Are you home Panduranga?

No, I am not Panduranga..

..I am Prasanna.

Are you home Panduranga?

I am not Panduranga. I am Prasanna.

Did you get the firewood?

Bhalchandra, where is the firewood?

Sawant has also liked the food..

Why did you fiddle with my sugarcane machine!

Balau! When did you come?

Where's my money?

Forget the money. How are you? You've come after..

I had saved 1200 rupees. Only 50 rupees are remaining.

Where is my money?

Baalu, don't talk to your mother like this.

You don't tell me what to do. Go away!

Stop it Balu. Sorry about that.

Is this how you talk to elders?

He buys four tiffins from me everyday. We would be starving without his help.

And what about the money I send you!

As if you send a fortune!

And what is this arrogance? Yes, I took the money!

For what? For granny's medicines!

I will return all your money! Every penny of it!

And your father's machine. It's useless.

Sell it in junk. Else, it too will rot away, just like your father!

Useless piece of- - I shouldn't have come home at all!

Bhalchandra, I am hungry! - Baalu!

I am hungry! Why didn't you get the firewood!

Prasanna Let's go!

Who is he?

I am Prasanna. I have come with Bhalchandra, and I am hungry!

Prasanna come with me!

Look, there's some food here, will suffice for both.

Ok Thank you.. I'll take it.

What did you do!

Why did you throw my food!

Baalu! Wait!

Bhalchandra! - Baalu wait!!

Wait Baalu.. hear me out!

Bhalchandra!

Go! You also go! Run away!

Leave me alone all of you!

Bhalchandra, I was hungry! Why did you throw my food!

Answer me!

Why did you throw my food?

Leave me alone all of you!

What do you think of yourself!

One moment you say 'do this'!

On another you say..

..do that!

Balu, I thoughtyou forgot me!

Disco, I am stuck. Uncle ditched me. -What?

Now he is asking for 30,000.

I have spoken to Manali. She said she will give.

But if I am short by a couple, will you chip in?

And what if she is unableto arrange the money?

She said yes andyou believed her?

Ofcourse she will pay. Prasanna is with me.

So what?What can you do?

What will you do if she doesn't?You have messed it up Baalu.

If the dimwit still had the chain,we had a chance.

We have the chain!

You have the chain? How?

We have the chain. What next?

Then what are you waiting for!Take the chain and run away!

Don't take a chance.She may not give you a penny!

Don't botch this up Baalu!

It's an auspicious day, don't spoil it.

Disco, I'll call you!

Prasanna!

What happened??

Hold his head. Open the door. - Prasanna!

Tab Epiphil 100mg, quick!

Here.

Slowly. Eat slowly.

This machine didn't need a pill! It needed some fuel!

He was hungry.

Have your fill, don't worry.

You didn't tell us you are from Lotewadi!

Come, hop in.

Today's day was such a letdown!

Can I try it? - Pass me that bottle..

Not the bottle! This one.

Give me a sip! - Can I see this?

Do you know how to play it?

I know the harmonium! I can try!

This stuff is no good. Cheap and tasteless.

How cunning is He,The One who stole my heart..

How cunning is He,The One who stole my heart..

He who stole it,The Little Prince of Yadukul

Prasanna!

How cunning is He,The One who stole my heart..

Prasanna! Chain?

The Thief, Oh the Thief!The One who stole my heart

How cunning is He,The One who stole my heart..

Baalu, come in for a dip.

I don't know how to swim.

Then just dip your feet!

Bhalchandra!

Are you looking for a soap?

It's in the side pocket.

What are you doing there?

You know how to swim?

Prasanna, atleast remove your chain!

Prasanna!

Prasanna! Wait!

Prasanna!

Prasanna!

I still can't tell who saved whom here!

We'll play at your wedding. You owe us.

We had a great time. Thank you

Prasanna! I'll be back in a minute.

Can't you hold it for some time?

No, I'll be right back.

Hello- Hello..

Why didn't you call? It seems you don't care about Prasanna!

No, that's not true!

I am the one who has has spent on him. I am the one making all effort.

Let it be. I am not getting him home!

Please don't say that!I.. I will give you your money.

Have you arranged the money?

Umm..Yes. I have.How far are you?

We are closeby. You just keep the money ready.

Ok. I will.

Let's go.

Done? Let's go.

Is it near by?

Yea. Only 2,521 steps to the well..

..and another 500 steps to my home.

That's the fort.. of Shivaji Maharaj!

That's a scarecrow there!

Sometimes they call me a scarecrow too.

Watch out brother! There is a goat in your farm!

Where did you disappear? - Mumbai.

You should have atleast informed!

So, did you win the lottery?

Prasanna, don't mention anything about the lottery to anyone.

I also won't mention that you stole a chain, ok? Let's go.

What happened?

What if she finds out? It looks like the same chain, right?

It looks the same. She won't notice!

No, she knows everything. She is very smart. Smarter than me too!

What does she do? What has she studied?

Doctor. - She's a Doctor?

No. Doctor's assistant. She would give the pills.

She had a hefty 700 rupee salary!

'Had' ?

The doctor left the village last year. Now she is at home only.

Prasanna!

What? Where were you?

Here, just around here.

Your wife had come over to borrow money!

30,000! Why do you need so much money?

I don't know.

Don't stress, I didn't give. Go home, find out what was the matter.

She is home? She didn't leave me?

Where will she go? Poor girl, she was so worried for you!

See you at the temple in the evening. - Sure.

She didn't go! She is not angry.

Come, let's go home quickly!

I knew she wouldn't go.

Hello.

Have you come already?

You don't have any money, do you?

What? No No, I do. You don't worry.Get him home!

I am not lying.I have the money.

I have found out, you are lying!

You don't want your husband back?

Please don't say that!I have asked everyone for help.

The village head, bank manager.. everyone.

I just need more time.I'll figure something out I promise.

Then why did you lie! Why did you say that you have the money?

I have not lied to you!

I had a gold chain.I thought I will give that to you.

It was at home only. But I can't find it.I looked everywhere.

I am not lying.It was worth 25,000.

Hey! All good?

How are you Aunty?

You come home. Manali makes very good tea!

I'll tell her. And then, we'll go for evening prayers.

Manali! I am home!

Oh!! You are here!

Yes!! Can you make some tea for us?

Where is he?

Who? Oh him! H-How did you know?

He is here only.. outside.

Where is he?

Bhalchandra Rajan!

He was here only!

Did he leave?

What? Silly! How can he leave without the money?

What money?

30,000 rupees! He claims to have spent it on you.

He had called me..

..asking me to pay 30,000 or forget about you.

No, can't be. He isn't like that. I know him very well.

Really?? 'I know him very well'.

You think you are a good judge of people? Everyone here takes you for a ride!

He said clearly, if I don't arrange the money, he won't bring you back.

I was even willing to sell off our chain but I can't find it anywhere!

Manali, is he back? - Yes Aunty. He has come.

Yes, he is fine. Just look at his ways!

I have been so worried...

Manali..

I have the chain!

What? Why did you take it along?

I had taken it, but -

Your shoelace! How did you manage without me? Stand straight!

Hey Prasanna, did you win the lottery?

Yes.

Come now.

Manali, I have to tell you something..

Yea, tell me later. First come home. - This chain is not ours.

Hey kid! Why were you so hassled?

Nothing...

...had just lost my way!