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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,049 --> 00:00:03,429 I'm Joe Blane Junior. 2 00:00:03,529 --> 00:00:05,570 And I'm fighting Ashley Dennings. 3 00:00:06,610 --> 00:00:10,151 Ashley, you've never fought a man like me before. 4 00:00:10,251 --> 00:00:13,912 And as God is my judge, I'm gonna kill your brain. 5 00:00:14,012 --> 00:00:16,673 I'm gonna put you in fucking hospital! 6 00:00:16,773 --> 00:00:20,274 ♪ The best things in life are free 7 00:00:20,374 --> 00:00:23,315 ♪ But you can give them To the birds and bees 8 00:00:23,415 --> 00:00:26,956 ♪ - I need money - That's what I want 9 00:00:27,056 --> 00:00:30,517 ♪ - That's what I want - That's what I want 10 00:00:30,617 --> 00:00:34,218 ♪ - That's what I want - That's what I want 11 00:00:35,778 --> 00:00:37,759 ♪ That's what I want... ♪ 12 00:00:37,859 --> 00:00:40,199 - Will Carol be here? - She will indeed, yeah. 13 00:00:40,299 --> 00:00:42,120 - So? - She's always asking about him. 14 00:00:42,220 --> 00:00:44,080 - Whooo! - Piss off! 15 00:00:44,180 --> 00:00:46,441 - As soon as she says it, Erin, right? - Yeah, I will. 16 00:00:46,541 --> 00:00:48,602 - You tell her. Tell her who you are. - Yes! 17 00:00:48,702 --> 00:00:50,702 All right, lads? 18 00:00:51,783 --> 00:00:54,343 Ashley, you little prick. Come here. 19 00:00:59,785 --> 00:01:01,785 Sexy abuse. 20 00:01:02,786 --> 00:01:04,946 - Weird. - It is weird. 21 00:01:06,627 --> 00:01:09,688 The Dennings were like a surrogate family when I was younger. 22 00:01:09,788 --> 00:01:11,808 My mum had pissed off and my dad was... 23 00:01:11,908 --> 00:01:13,909 Well, he was my dad, wasn't he? 24 00:01:14,869 --> 00:01:17,130 They're a traditional family, you see? 25 00:01:17,230 --> 00:01:20,290 So, when they found out Ash was gay, his brothers tried to fix it. 26 00:01:20,390 --> 00:01:23,571 Will you leave the boy alone, you pair of reprobates? 27 00:01:23,671 --> 00:01:25,332 It's good to see you, son. 28 00:01:25,432 --> 00:01:26,852 - Vinnie. - Are you all right, Mo? 29 00:01:26,952 --> 00:01:30,133 - How are you doing? - I see you brought the shirt-lifter with you. 30 00:01:30,233 --> 00:01:32,574 Actually, no, Mrs Dennings, I'm really not. In fact... 31 00:01:32,674 --> 00:01:34,454 Not a real man, though, are you? 32 00:01:34,554 --> 00:01:36,775 Come on, I've got something to show you, son. 33 00:01:36,875 --> 00:01:39,176 Thanks, guys. Thanks. 34 00:01:39,276 --> 00:01:41,096 Your face! Fucking brilliant. 35 00:01:41,196 --> 00:01:42,617 Every fucking time. 36 00:01:42,717 --> 00:01:44,817 Well, it's because you use big words, Dildo. 37 00:01:44,917 --> 00:01:48,158 Do you know what I mean? Mind you, them pants don't help, do they? 38 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,540 Boys, out! 39 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,021 All right, Cardi? 40 00:01:59,121 --> 00:02:01,122 Want to come to my trailer? 41 00:02:02,642 --> 00:02:03,902 What? 42 00:02:04,002 --> 00:02:05,783 I've got a new pet. 43 00:02:05,883 --> 00:02:07,904 Romeo. He'd love to meet you. 44 00:02:08,004 --> 00:02:09,864 Why don't you go and have a look at her pet, dude? 45 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:12,225 - No, you're all right. - Why not? You can stroke it 46 00:02:12,325 --> 00:02:13,825 Oh, yes, he can. 47 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,706 - I'm... - Go on, mate. 48 00:02:15,806 --> 00:02:18,427 - I'm good. - Go and stroke it, dude. Go on. 49 00:02:18,527 --> 00:02:21,627 It won't take long. Come on, Cardi, just me and you. 50 00:02:21,727 --> 00:02:23,508 - I've got... - And your little friend. 51 00:02:23,608 --> 00:02:25,608 Oh, that's scared him now. 52 00:02:28,209 --> 00:02:30,110 I've got a thing for big boys, Cardi. 53 00:02:30,210 --> 00:02:31,990 The chunkier the better. 54 00:02:32,090 --> 00:02:34,791 I like the feel of a big man. That bulk. That weight. 55 00:02:34,891 --> 00:02:36,752 - Whoa, whoa, Carol. Hang on. - What? 56 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:39,512 - T-T-There's no pet. - It's in the bedroom. Come on. 57 00:02:39,612 --> 00:02:40,753 No! I'm not. 58 00:02:40,853 --> 00:02:42,153 A trailer? 59 00:02:42,253 --> 00:02:43,553 Romeo? 60 00:02:43,653 --> 00:02:45,314 I know code when I hear it. I'm not stupid. 61 00:02:45,414 --> 00:02:47,755 What kind of person do you think I am? 62 00:02:47,855 --> 00:02:49,315 W-W-What about romance? 63 00:02:49,415 --> 00:02:52,256 What about getting to know each other, Carol? What about...? 64 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:55,237 Romeo, meet Cardi. 65 00:02:57,817 --> 00:03:01,198 That's you there, Mr Happy. There you go, you're Bump. 66 00:03:01,298 --> 00:03:03,299 - Mo's Tickle, dude. - Mrs Dennings. 67 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:08,760 Right, first things first. 68 00:03:08,860 --> 00:03:10,641 I want you all to watch this. 69 00:03:10,741 --> 00:03:12,782 Why am I Mr Slow? 70 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:16,162 - Why what? - Mr Slow. 71 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:18,443 - Are you saying I'm thick or something? - Hey... 72 00:03:18,543 --> 00:03:20,684 Chill out, you maniac. We chose them at random, dude. 73 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:23,404 - Change it. - God, it's only a mug. 74 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:26,025 - I'm not being Mr Slow. - Well, I'm not changing it. 75 00:03:27,866 --> 00:03:29,646 - Here, you be Mr Slow. - I'm on coffee. 76 00:03:29,746 --> 00:03:31,287 - Coffee's fine. - Get away. 77 00:03:31,387 --> 00:03:33,847 Look, I'm not being Mr Slow! 78 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,208 No way! 79 00:03:35,308 --> 00:03:37,308 End of story! I refuse! 80 00:03:38,028 --> 00:03:41,329 Here, you be Mr fucking Slow! He's old, you daft git. 81 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:43,430 Look at him. 82 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:46,051 - What? - He's old. 83 00:03:46,151 --> 00:03:47,291 That's why he's slow. 84 00:03:47,391 --> 00:03:49,012 He's not thick, is he? 85 00:03:49,112 --> 00:03:52,813 They're not going to have a fucking kids' character who's thick called Mr Slow. 86 00:03:52,913 --> 00:03:54,813 Now, drink your tea. 87 00:03:54,913 --> 00:03:56,914 Video. Watch... 88 00:03:57,834 --> 00:04:01,535 Ashley, you've never fought a man like me before. 89 00:04:01,635 --> 00:04:05,056 And as God is my judge, I'm gonna kill your brain. 90 00:04:05,156 --> 00:04:07,817 I'm gonna put you in fucking hospital! 91 00:04:07,917 --> 00:04:09,697 By the time I'm done with you, 92 00:04:09,797 --> 00:04:11,978 you're gonna need your mam to wipe your arsehole. 93 00:04:12,078 --> 00:04:13,738 Up the Blanes! 94 00:04:15,559 --> 00:04:17,419 - Fuck the Blanes. - Fuck the Blanes. 95 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:19,520 Turn it off. 96 00:04:21,721 --> 00:04:23,461 I will not be wiping your arse. 97 00:04:23,561 --> 00:04:27,142 Because you are not going to lose to that gobshite. 98 00:04:27,242 --> 00:04:29,223 This is provocation, this is posturing. 99 00:04:29,323 --> 00:04:30,983 And we won't rise to it. 100 00:04:31,083 --> 00:04:33,544 We'll do our talking the way we've always done. 101 00:04:33,644 --> 00:04:35,644 With these. 102 00:04:36,045 --> 00:04:37,345 You're a Dennings. 103 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:39,846 And Dennings don't lose. 104 00:04:41,766 --> 00:04:43,767 Right, Ashley, wreck him. 105 00:04:51,489 --> 00:04:53,749 - How's things with you and Erin? - Good, man. 106 00:04:53,849 --> 00:04:55,850 Are you getting on? 107 00:04:56,490 --> 00:04:58,551 No, I'm just saying, you know, with all that shit 108 00:04:58,651 --> 00:05:01,392 with McCann's men following her, it was freaking her out, wasn't it? 109 00:05:01,492 --> 00:05:04,292 - But it's all settled down now, has it? - Yeah. 110 00:05:05,693 --> 00:05:07,313 What? 111 00:05:07,413 --> 00:05:08,994 We're fucking like rabbits. 112 00:05:09,094 --> 00:05:10,674 - Oh, aye? - Yeah. 113 00:05:10,774 --> 00:05:12,795 Actually, no, rabbits don't even do it this often. 114 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:14,435 - We're like porn rabbits. - Mm. 115 00:05:14,535 --> 00:05:16,536 Honestly, it's like we're newly dating. 116 00:05:17,736 --> 00:05:20,277 I mean, my balls are sore. Do you remember sore balls? 117 00:05:20,377 --> 00:05:22,557 Only from that wanking competition. 118 00:05:22,657 --> 00:05:24,918 - So, what's that all about, then? - I don't know. 119 00:05:25,018 --> 00:05:27,019 I'm not complaining, but... 120 00:05:28,819 --> 00:05:31,400 Mate, my dick's not complaining. My head's got a few questions. 121 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,500 - Mm-hm. - Like... 122 00:05:34,061 --> 00:05:35,681 ..I don't know, when did it start? 123 00:05:35,781 --> 00:05:38,162 After I found that guy Jake in our house. 124 00:05:38,262 --> 00:05:40,562 He'd been there for hours, hadn't he? 125 00:05:40,662 --> 00:05:43,563 I dunno, psychologically, it just makes me question her motives. 126 00:05:43,663 --> 00:05:45,904 - Overcompensation sex. - Exactly. 127 00:05:47,624 --> 00:05:48,685 Nice! 128 00:05:48,785 --> 00:05:51,605 I don't know, dude. Shagging's shagging at the end of the day, isn't it? 129 00:05:51,705 --> 00:05:53,526 - Yes, it is. - You lucky bastard. 130 00:05:53,626 --> 00:05:55,627 Christ... 131 00:05:59,788 --> 00:06:01,948 - She hates you. - She loves me. 132 00:06:10,991 --> 00:06:13,091 ♪ Man up, sit down 133 00:06:13,191 --> 00:06:14,972 ♪ Chin up, pipe down 134 00:06:15,072 --> 00:06:17,052 ♪ Socks up, don't cry 135 00:06:17,152 --> 00:06:19,173 ♪ Drink up, just lie 136 00:06:19,273 --> 00:06:23,014 ♪ Grow some balls, he said Grow some balls 137 00:06:23,114 --> 00:06:25,215 ♪ Man up, sit down 138 00:06:25,315 --> 00:06:27,315 ♪ Chin up, pipe down... ♪ 139 00:06:27,915 --> 00:06:30,416 - I think I'm going to puke. - You won't puke, man. 140 00:06:30,516 --> 00:06:31,817 I might puke. 141 00:06:31,917 --> 00:06:34,937 Well, if you tell yourself puking's a possibility, you might puke. 142 00:06:35,037 --> 00:06:37,938 - You've got to tell yourself you won't puke. - How do you run like that? 143 00:06:38,038 --> 00:06:39,539 It's what I do, isn't it? 144 00:06:39,639 --> 00:06:41,219 It turns this off. 145 00:06:41,319 --> 00:06:42,780 I can't do this every day, Vin. 146 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,380 - Do you want to lose the fight? - No. 147 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,981 - Well, then, we've got to train, Ash. - I'm a Dennings. 148 00:06:47,081 --> 00:06:49,381 - We don't lose fights. - Brawn's not enough, man. 149 00:06:49,481 --> 00:06:52,382 You've got to have stamina. Do you think Joe Junior's being complacent? 150 00:06:52,482 --> 00:06:53,463 Cos he isn't. 151 00:06:53,563 --> 00:06:55,983 He's up every morning at the crack of dawn, lifting, pushing. 152 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,344 - How do you know? - I don't know! 153 00:06:57,444 --> 00:07:00,024 That's what I'm trying to tell you. You don't know either, do you? 154 00:07:00,124 --> 00:07:02,785 He's tough. If you lose the fight, your whole family'll kill you. 155 00:07:02,885 --> 00:07:04,226 I know. 156 00:07:04,326 --> 00:07:06,706 You've got to think of pride, haven't you? Think of honour. 157 00:07:06,806 --> 00:07:08,807 More than anything... 158 00:07:09,487 --> 00:07:11,488 ..think of the money we've got riding on it. 159 00:07:36,935 --> 00:07:38,975 Yeah, I know your dad. In you go. Go on. 160 00:07:45,337 --> 00:07:47,317 Five minutes off here. Five minutes. 161 00:07:47,417 --> 00:07:49,598 Cardi, do us a solid, dude. 162 00:07:49,698 --> 00:07:52,599 Go and ask the Blanes if they're ready. We've got five minutes here. 163 00:07:52,699 --> 00:07:54,699 M-M-M-Me? 164 00:07:55,340 --> 00:07:59,081 Yeah, you don't have to fight them, dude. You just have to say, "Are you ready?" 165 00:07:59,181 --> 00:08:01,381 - Can I come with you? - No, I'm good. I'm good. 166 00:08:10,944 --> 00:08:12,945 Oh, shit! 167 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,587 Excuse m-m-m... 168 00:08:25,708 --> 00:08:27,709 Er... 169 00:08:32,950 --> 00:08:34,330 S-S-S-Sorry to interrupt. 170 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:37,891 We're w-w-w-wondering if you're r-r-r-ready. 171 00:08:40,712 --> 00:08:43,273 Bring it on...fat boy. 172 00:08:45,113 --> 00:08:47,114 Get out of here! 173 00:08:50,515 --> 00:08:52,515 ♪ Now, when I was a little boy 174 00:08:54,516 --> 00:08:56,517 ♪ At the age of five 175 00:08:57,677 --> 00:09:00,398 ♪ I had something in my pocket... ♪ 176 00:09:05,799 --> 00:09:08,860 You both know the rules. We want fair play. 177 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,300 No holding. No biting. 178 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,401 Watch your heads. 179 00:09:12,721 --> 00:09:15,022 Whoever breaks the rules loses the fight. 180 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:18,143 Otherwise, it's the first one to offer a hand. May the best man win. 181 00:09:18,243 --> 00:09:19,943 God bless you both. 182 00:09:46,850 --> 00:09:48,851 Atta boy. 183 00:10:37,865 --> 00:10:39,925 Put your fucking hands up. 184 00:10:40,025 --> 00:10:43,786 For fuck's sake, you're getting bopped on the fucking head every five minutes. 185 00:10:44,786 --> 00:10:47,187 Hey! That's an illegal punch, that. 186 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,480 Come on, Ash! 187 00:11:38,321 --> 00:11:40,482 Break it up! Break it up! 188 00:11:55,486 --> 00:11:56,986 What are you doing, man? 189 00:11:57,086 --> 00:11:59,147 Ash, come on! 190 00:11:59,247 --> 00:12:01,248 Come on! 191 00:12:26,135 --> 00:12:28,135 Leg it! Give up! 192 00:12:28,935 --> 00:12:30,936 Leg it! Leg it! 193 00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:33,857 - Leg it, mate. - Go! 194 00:12:42,059 --> 00:12:45,080 Get him in, get him in. Get his legs in. Get him in. 195 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:47,440 - Where are you taking him? - The hospital. 196 00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:49,441 - I'm going with you. - So am I. 197 00:12:49,541 --> 00:12:51,241 The weight of you, we'll never make it. 198 00:12:51,341 --> 00:12:53,482 - He's my best friend. I'm coming. - We'll follow on. 199 00:12:53,582 --> 00:12:55,203 No, no, go and hide in the weed shed. 200 00:12:55,303 --> 00:12:57,043 Do not get arrested. 201 00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:59,684 Strap yourself in, Mo. Jesus, they're everywhere. 202 00:12:59,784 --> 00:13:01,924 Ash... Ash...! 203 00:13:02,024 --> 00:13:04,025 We need to get out of here quick. 204 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,727 They've made shitloads of arrests. 205 00:13:10,827 --> 00:13:13,848 I'm the district's most wanted out there tonight. 206 00:13:13,948 --> 00:13:16,168 That's this bastard next door, this. 207 00:13:16,268 --> 00:13:18,169 Fucking Paslowski! 208 00:13:18,269 --> 00:13:20,450 I bet you he's tipped them off. 209 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,770 And just think, all of this weed here right under their noses. 210 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,371 You absolutely love this, don't you, nights like these? 211 00:13:26,471 --> 00:13:28,132 Come on, don't you? 212 00:13:28,232 --> 00:13:31,253 Oh, it's exciting. The fight, the raid, my heart is pounding. 213 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,733 Yes. But I told Kath I'd pick Tyler up at 9:30, 214 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:35,834 and I'm stuck in a weed shed, so... 215 00:13:38,755 --> 00:13:41,335 You know, if there wasn't a bunch of people here right now... 216 00:13:41,435 --> 00:13:42,896 Oh, yeah? 217 00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:45,216 - There's a bathroom. - Fuck off. 218 00:13:45,316 --> 00:13:47,317 - We can't. - Can't we? 219 00:14:01,521 --> 00:14:03,521 Do you want a Bon Bon? 220 00:14:32,649 --> 00:14:34,750 We've stabilised him. 221 00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:37,071 But his injuries are significant. 222 00:14:37,171 --> 00:14:40,492 Broken nose, concussion and serious head injury. 223 00:14:41,492 --> 00:14:43,953 However, we think the reason he collapsed 224 00:14:44,053 --> 00:14:45,993 is due to a toxin we found in his blood. 225 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,754 A toxin? 226 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,474 A drug called Alproxaline. 227 00:14:49,574 --> 00:14:52,075 It's commonly used as a horse tranquilliser. 228 00:14:52,175 --> 00:14:53,755 They fucking drugged him. 229 00:14:53,855 --> 00:14:58,277 I seem to recall we had Ash in not long ago with chloroform poisoning. 230 00:14:58,377 --> 00:15:00,757 - Is that a problem he has or...? - No, that was... 231 00:15:00,857 --> 00:15:02,038 That was me. 232 00:15:02,138 --> 00:15:05,299 He thought it was a good way to drug a Shetland pony, is all. 233 00:15:06,459 --> 00:15:10,460 - You should have used Alproxaline. - They don't sell that down the pub. 234 00:15:11,940 --> 00:15:13,941 There is a concern. 235 00:15:14,501 --> 00:15:17,882 In humans, it can have an effect on brain function. 236 00:15:17,982 --> 00:15:19,362 On brain function? 237 00:15:19,462 --> 00:15:21,963 It's been known to cause strokes, seizures. 238 00:15:22,063 --> 00:15:24,404 - We're going to have to keep him monitored. - Jesus Christ. 239 00:15:24,504 --> 00:15:27,045 They drugged my boy. Those bastards, I could kill them. 240 00:15:27,145 --> 00:15:29,525 Well, that's your choice. Just... 241 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:32,046 ..don't leave them with life-threatening injuries, hey? 242 00:15:32,146 --> 00:15:35,347 - You lot are costing the NHS a fortune. - I'm sorry. 243 00:15:43,429 --> 00:15:45,430 All right. 244 00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:49,511 Let me go and have a word with them Blanes. 245 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:52,972 You? 246 00:15:53,072 --> 00:15:54,532 Yeah, me. 247 00:15:54,632 --> 00:15:57,613 Tell them they didn't fucking win. 248 00:15:57,713 --> 00:15:59,293 He's fine. 249 00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:00,894 Reading stories. 250 00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,974 Getting in his jamas. 251 00:16:03,074 --> 00:16:05,135 Yeah, do you mind having him a bit longer? 252 00:16:05,235 --> 00:16:08,336 Yeah, sure. Is everything OK, Erin? 253 00:16:08,436 --> 00:16:10,417 Yeah, something's erupted. 254 00:16:10,517 --> 00:16:11,937 Great, all right, Kath. Thanks. 255 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,038 I owe you. Bye. 256 00:16:18,559 --> 00:16:21,300 - Vinnie, I've got weapons at home. - No weapons. 257 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,180 But what if it goes off, man? Once they start, they'll fucking kill us. 258 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,321 They know what they've done, don't they? Come on, just jump in the van. 259 00:16:49,447 --> 00:16:52,328 Just be cool, Vinnie. Show them you mean business, all right? 260 00:17:03,091 --> 00:17:04,512 Where's Joe Blane? 261 00:17:04,612 --> 00:17:06,472 - Who's asking? - We're asking. 262 00:17:06,572 --> 00:17:08,633 - Who's we? - Us six in here. 263 00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:11,153 Me, him, her and them three in the back. 264 00:17:11,253 --> 00:17:15,274 Who's you six in there, you, him, her, them three in the back? 265 00:17:15,374 --> 00:17:17,955 Paddy, does it matter? Where's Joe Blane's trailer, man? 266 00:17:18,055 --> 00:17:20,716 - I need to have a word with him. - Really? 267 00:17:20,816 --> 00:17:23,457 - What's the craic, Paddy? - Look at this. 268 00:17:26,097 --> 00:17:27,718 Have you come to pay us our money? 269 00:17:27,818 --> 00:17:30,759 - No, because you won't be getting any. - And why is that, then? 270 00:17:30,859 --> 00:17:34,080 Cos it wasn't a fair fight. A man can't fight if his system's swimming with drugs. 271 00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,880 - Drugs he didn't even fucking put there. - Stop talking shit. 272 00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:39,521 - I beat him fair and square. - No, you didn't. 273 00:17:39,621 --> 00:17:42,402 Listen, I told him I'd put him in hospital. That's what I fucking did. 274 00:17:42,502 --> 00:17:45,363 Drugs did. Drugs put my mate in hospital. 275 00:17:45,463 --> 00:17:48,724 You lot know better than I do. It's supposed to be man versus man. 276 00:17:48,824 --> 00:17:52,165 We came for a fair fight and, today, that didn't happen. 277 00:17:52,265 --> 00:17:55,286 - Today, I killed him. - No, you didn't. 278 00:17:55,386 --> 00:17:58,686 You spiked him, is what you did. How can you be all right with this? 279 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,847 How can you justify it to yourselves? 280 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,848 You're fucking cheats, is what you are. 281 00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:05,588 Dylan! You need to hear it. You know you are. 282 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,590 So, what are you proposing? 283 00:18:15,831 --> 00:18:18,292 - A rematch. - But he can't, because he's in hospital. 284 00:18:18,392 --> 00:18:21,073 Your bird's right. He can't fight in that condition. 285 00:18:22,233 --> 00:18:25,394 So, what? Have you got a new opponent for me? 286 00:18:27,394 --> 00:18:29,395 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 287 00:18:30,635 --> 00:18:32,636 Who? 288 00:18:33,236 --> 00:18:34,576 - Me. - Oh, fuck off. 289 00:18:34,676 --> 00:18:36,537 Be sensible. 290 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:37,737 Look, I'm being serious. 291 00:18:37,837 --> 00:18:40,058 Me. For my friend Ashley. 292 00:18:40,158 --> 00:18:43,439 For the sake of a fair fight, I'll be your new opponent. Come head. 293 00:18:44,839 --> 00:18:46,840 If he wants a hiding, why not? 294 00:18:53,722 --> 00:18:55,582 We'll call the ambulance now, lads, will be? 295 00:18:55,682 --> 00:18:57,703 - Shit... - Nice one, dickhead. 296 00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,684 - Well, that's backfired, hasn't it? - What are you doing? Get in the van. 297 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,065 - You're going to get murdered. - Not necessarily. 298 00:19:05,165 --> 00:19:07,165 - Absolutely annihilated. - All right, well... 299 00:19:08,686 --> 00:19:09,826 Maybe. Maybe not. 300 00:19:09,926 --> 00:19:11,627 Let's have a look at some positives here. 301 00:19:11,727 --> 00:19:13,027 I'm fast. 302 00:19:13,127 --> 00:19:14,387 I am. 303 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,488 And I've got good stamina. 304 00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:26,231 That's all I have for now. Let's have a look at some negatives. 305 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,271 - Vinnie, you're gonna get killed. - Oh... 306 00:19:28,371 --> 00:19:31,072 First Ash, now you. I'm going home. I need a kebab. 307 00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:33,313 - Cardi, no red meat. - A chicken burger, then! 308 00:19:33,413 --> 00:19:36,353 - With fucking f-f-f-fries! - Cardi, you don't know the way. 309 00:19:36,453 --> 00:19:38,454 - Oh, fuck off! - Cardi... 310 00:19:42,255 --> 00:19:44,316 You know, I love Ashley. 311 00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:46,116 He's my best friend. 312 00:19:46,216 --> 00:19:48,157 And then, to see him get... 313 00:19:48,257 --> 00:19:50,277 You know, like, last night. 314 00:19:50,377 --> 00:19:53,638 And now Vinnie's going to get the s-s-s-same. 315 00:19:53,738 --> 00:19:55,679 Why? What's the point of it all? 316 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:58,160 - It's our tradition. - Well, it's a... 317 00:19:58,260 --> 00:20:00,000 It's a stupid tradition. 318 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,881 Come here. Come on. 319 00:20:01,981 --> 00:20:05,221 Let all the tension go and allow yourself to be held. 320 00:20:06,222 --> 00:20:08,282 Like when you were a small child and you had a problem 321 00:20:08,382 --> 00:20:10,383 and your mammy made it all better. 322 00:20:11,063 --> 00:20:12,844 No, more than that. 323 00:20:12,944 --> 00:20:15,564 All your muscles need to unclench. Let the tension go there. 324 00:20:15,664 --> 00:20:17,285 Put your head on my chest. 325 00:20:17,385 --> 00:20:19,285 Oh, there you go. There you go. 326 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,886 Just cry, if you want to cry. 327 00:20:21,986 --> 00:20:23,967 Whatever you want to do is fine. 328 00:20:24,067 --> 00:20:26,007 Just let all your cares fade away. 329 00:20:26,107 --> 00:20:27,608 Huh? 330 00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:29,248 There you go. 331 00:20:29,348 --> 00:20:30,448 That's it. 332 00:20:30,548 --> 00:20:32,049 Everything's all right. 333 00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:33,929 Everything's OK. 334 00:20:34,029 --> 00:20:36,410 Mammy's here. Huh? 335 00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:38,591 Mammy make everything all right. 336 00:20:39,751 --> 00:20:41,772 Hm? 337 00:20:41,872 --> 00:20:44,472 I think it's best if Cardi sleeps in with me tonight, don't you? 338 00:20:45,673 --> 00:20:48,213 - Hm? - Yeah. Yes. 339 00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:51,614 I think tonight it's best if little Cardi sleeps in with Mammy. 340 00:20:51,714 --> 00:20:53,835 Mammy keep him safe. 341 00:20:55,155 --> 00:20:56,456 - Yeah. - Yeah. 342 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,496 Come on. Come on. 343 00:20:58,596 --> 00:21:00,597 Come on. 344 00:21:01,237 --> 00:21:03,678 Everything will be all right in the morning. 345 00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:06,058 Romeo, out! 346 00:21:06,158 --> 00:21:07,339 Post them a video. 347 00:21:07,439 --> 00:21:10,379 Tell them they're nothing but a bunch of cheating pricks. 348 00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:12,900 Tell them that they have to face a Dennings. 349 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,221 What have I told you? 350 00:21:14,321 --> 00:21:16,181 I shook on it, so it has to be me now, you lemon. 351 00:21:16,281 --> 00:21:18,862 But you'll lose. And if you lose, then we lose money. 352 00:21:18,962 --> 00:21:20,902 - Mate, he's right. - What do you want me to do? 353 00:21:21,002 --> 00:21:22,383 Mick's in a cell, so he can't fight. 354 00:21:22,483 --> 00:21:25,624 He can't fight, he's soft round the middle, he hasn't trained since his injury. 355 00:21:25,724 --> 00:21:27,224 - Bullshit! - It's the fucking truth. 356 00:21:27,324 --> 00:21:30,425 Look, you know why Ashley fights, he does it for you lot, to prove himself. 357 00:21:30,525 --> 00:21:33,506 Despite the fact he fucking hates it. 358 00:21:33,606 --> 00:21:36,147 Despite the fact he wants a completely different life. 359 00:21:36,247 --> 00:21:38,667 - Cos, honest to God, this just isn't who he is. - And who is he? 360 00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:40,768 Vinnie, shut it. 361 00:21:42,088 --> 00:21:45,269 He just wants to be happy, living the life he wants to live, Mo. 362 00:21:45,369 --> 00:21:47,150 What are you saying? 363 00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:48,950 I'm saying that he... 364 00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:51,071 - Shut your mouth. - What are you going to do? 365 00:21:51,171 --> 00:21:53,551 Are you going to give me a good hiding, like you did his lover? 366 00:21:53,651 --> 00:21:55,552 - It's a funny phase. It'll pass. - A funny phase? 367 00:21:55,652 --> 00:21:58,273 Are you fucking mad? You just can't accept him for what he is. 368 00:21:58,373 --> 00:21:59,513 Your own brother. 369 00:21:59,613 --> 00:22:02,654 And I'll tell you right now, he's more of a man than you'll ever be. 370 00:22:04,054 --> 00:22:06,195 That's what bothers you. That's what bothers you. 371 00:22:06,295 --> 00:22:09,196 And I'll tell you right now, it's never, ever been a problem for us. 372 00:22:09,296 --> 00:22:10,996 That's why he loves us. 373 00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:12,397 - Let me fight, man. - No. 374 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,397 - For my friend, let me fight. - I said, no! 375 00:22:14,497 --> 00:22:16,198 Hey! Hey! Come on... 376 00:22:16,298 --> 00:22:18,078 - Yeah? - Yeah. 377 00:22:18,178 --> 00:22:19,719 Yeah? 378 00:22:19,819 --> 00:22:21,319 Niall, I'm not a fucking kid any more. 379 00:22:21,419 --> 00:22:23,160 - Let's have it, man. - I'll kill you. 380 00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:25,260 Urgh! 381 00:22:30,302 --> 00:22:31,522 He fights. 382 00:22:31,622 --> 00:22:33,282 Mam, it's my... It's my bad shoulder. 383 00:22:33,382 --> 00:22:35,383 He fights. 384 00:22:40,864 --> 00:22:42,865 I'm sorry. 385 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,567 Vinnie! Vin! 386 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,827 - Hey. - Take a seat. 387 00:22:51,988 --> 00:22:53,988 - What can I do you for? - Er... 388 00:22:55,348 --> 00:22:57,129 Well, it's the, er... 389 00:22:57,229 --> 00:22:58,689 It's my bipolar. 390 00:22:58,789 --> 00:23:00,090 Oh, no. 391 00:23:00,190 --> 00:23:02,931 - I've just, I've made a decision. - Yeah. 392 00:23:03,031 --> 00:23:05,251 I've not thought about the consequences, yeah. 393 00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:06,532 Mm-mm. 394 00:23:06,632 --> 00:23:08,732 It's like my fucking head tells me to do these things. 395 00:23:08,832 --> 00:23:09,973 Oh, no. 396 00:23:10,073 --> 00:23:13,093 I'm probably going to end up getting killed here. I've started a... 397 00:23:13,193 --> 00:23:14,654 Terrible. 398 00:23:14,754 --> 00:23:16,774 Are you high? 399 00:23:16,874 --> 00:23:18,055 Ha-ha! What? 400 00:23:18,155 --> 00:23:19,375 No. 401 00:23:19,475 --> 00:23:21,376 It's just your pupils are massive, man. 402 00:23:21,476 --> 00:23:24,096 And you're like a fucking nodding dog. What's going on? 403 00:23:24,196 --> 00:23:26,817 I'm the doctor here. Let's stick to the time-honoured convention 404 00:23:26,917 --> 00:23:29,858 - of you telling me about your health. - You are. You're high. 405 00:23:29,958 --> 00:23:31,098 I'm not. Yeah, you are. 406 00:23:31,198 --> 00:23:32,459 - I'm not. - What have you taken? 407 00:23:32,559 --> 00:23:34,979 - What? - You'll end up getting struck off. 408 00:23:35,079 --> 00:23:37,020 Vinnie, sit down. Vinnie, sit... 409 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,941 - You'd better sort your shit out. - Vinnie... 410 00:23:39,041 --> 00:23:40,901 - Vinnie, sit down. - Waste of time. 411 00:23:41,001 --> 00:23:42,141 Vin... 412 00:23:42,241 --> 00:23:43,422 Vinnie! 413 00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:45,522 Wait, Vinnie! 414 00:23:45,922 --> 00:23:47,343 Vin, I need to talk to you. 415 00:23:47,443 --> 00:23:50,104 Yeah, and I need to talk to you in there, where you're paid to listen. 416 00:23:50,204 --> 00:23:52,264 - Look, wait a sec. - Wait a sec? 417 00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:55,665 What about your other patients? The waiting time's bad enough. 418 00:23:55,765 --> 00:23:57,946 Hang on! 419 00:23:58,046 --> 00:24:00,046 Vin! 420 00:24:03,327 --> 00:24:07,148 He asked me to pretend to be this Russian whore the other day. 421 00:24:07,248 --> 00:24:10,329 You naughty boy. I spank you. 422 00:24:11,970 --> 00:24:15,791 You're lucky I don't poison you with my secret nerve agent 423 00:24:15,891 --> 00:24:18,071 and take it out on your English ass. 424 00:24:20,452 --> 00:24:23,313 He loves all that kinky shit. You know, spanking and that. 425 00:24:23,413 --> 00:24:25,033 You'd never think, though, would you? 426 00:24:25,133 --> 00:24:27,834 - No. A little innocent face. - I know. 427 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:30,835 - I thought you two hadn't been getting on. - Oh, we haven't. 428 00:24:30,935 --> 00:24:33,596 We shag more when there's problems. 429 00:24:33,696 --> 00:24:36,036 - My way of getting us close. - Well, it worked. 430 00:24:36,136 --> 00:24:37,437 Yeah. 431 00:24:37,537 --> 00:24:39,117 Oh, shit, Kath. 432 00:24:39,217 --> 00:24:41,198 What am I going to do if I am? 433 00:24:41,298 --> 00:24:43,278 I'm fucking shitting myself. 434 00:24:43,378 --> 00:24:45,239 I can't mess everything up. 435 00:24:45,339 --> 00:24:47,279 Thanks, mate. 436 00:24:47,379 --> 00:24:49,240 Have you seen a skinny lad, thinning hair? 437 00:24:49,340 --> 00:24:50,960 Firstly, you need to find out if... 438 00:24:51,060 --> 00:24:53,201 Vinnie? 439 00:24:53,301 --> 00:24:55,522 - There's a bloke looking for you. - I'm not here, Sid. 440 00:24:55,622 --> 00:24:58,403 - You are, you're down there. - Oh, my God...! 441 00:24:58,503 --> 00:25:00,503 You are a bellend, dude. 442 00:25:00,943 --> 00:25:02,844 - Vinnie! - Doc, while you're here, 443 00:25:02,944 --> 00:25:04,944 can you have a look at the weeping rash? 444 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:12,326 - Shit... Are you all right? - Are you all right? 445 00:25:12,426 --> 00:25:13,927 Yeah. 446 00:25:14,027 --> 00:25:15,367 Were you just in there? 447 00:25:15,467 --> 00:25:16,928 No. 448 00:25:17,028 --> 00:25:19,168 Well, I was. I just, you know, I needed a pee, so... 449 00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:21,489 - Yeah. - ..I went and had one. 450 00:25:21,589 --> 00:25:23,589 Mm. 451 00:25:24,270 --> 00:25:27,331 Right, so, this fight. Mate, you're going to get killed. 452 00:25:27,431 --> 00:25:29,331 Oh, come on, why does everyone keep saying that? 453 00:25:29,431 --> 00:25:31,972 Cos you are going to get killed. It's absolutely ridiculous. 454 00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:33,812 - Pull out. - I can't pull out. 455 00:25:33,912 --> 00:25:35,413 - Why not? - Because I've shook on it. 456 00:25:35,513 --> 00:25:37,093 - It's tradition. - Oh, don't be a twat. 457 00:25:37,193 --> 00:25:40,574 Look, Dylan's scared for you. I'm scared for you. 458 00:25:40,674 --> 00:25:43,355 You know what I mean? You could seriously get hurt here. 459 00:25:44,435 --> 00:25:46,436 We love you, you dickhead. 460 00:25:48,676 --> 00:25:51,017 Did anything happen between you and that Jake lad? 461 00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:53,178 What? 462 00:25:53,278 --> 00:25:56,299 - He's a good-looking lad, you know. - Right, say that again. 463 00:25:56,399 --> 00:25:58,519 Say that again and see what happens. 464 00:26:06,041 --> 00:26:08,202 Well, well, well. Fucking hell... 465 00:26:10,242 --> 00:26:12,583 Are you all right, Sid? Whoa, come on! Penis, dude. 466 00:26:13,843 --> 00:26:16,384 - I hear you're gonna get killed, Vin. - I'm not gonna get killed. 467 00:26:16,484 --> 00:26:18,945 - Why can't you use the toilet? - I prefer it al fresco. 468 00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:21,045 Well, I've just really seen your knob there. 469 00:26:27,727 --> 00:26:30,208 I know who you are, son. 470 00:26:32,248 --> 00:26:34,369 And I know what you are. 471 00:26:36,450 --> 00:26:38,450 And I want you to know... 472 00:26:39,691 --> 00:26:41,691 ..that I can live with it. 473 00:26:42,451 --> 00:26:44,452 I'm your mam. 474 00:26:45,052 --> 00:26:47,213 And I'll always love you, no matter what. 475 00:26:50,854 --> 00:26:52,854 But, I mean... 476 00:26:53,214 --> 00:26:55,455 ..no flouncing around, like. 477 00:26:57,055 --> 00:26:59,696 No Graham Norton stuff. 478 00:27:02,857 --> 00:27:04,857 But privately. 479 00:27:06,498 --> 00:27:08,498 If that's you... 480 00:27:10,499 --> 00:27:12,500 ..if that's what you like... 481 00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:15,780 ..then... 482 00:27:18,781 --> 00:27:21,522 - Call Mammy a whore. - You are! 483 00:27:21,622 --> 00:27:23,443 - A whore! - You're a minger! 484 00:27:23,543 --> 00:27:26,023 Mammy, you're th-th-the town bike! 485 00:27:27,184 --> 00:27:29,124 - Mammy! - Yes! Yes! 486 00:27:29,224 --> 00:27:30,445 More! 487 00:27:30,545 --> 00:27:31,685 More! 488 00:27:31,785 --> 00:27:33,785 More! Horse it into me, boss! 489 00:27:35,186 --> 00:27:38,767 ♪ This is not a love song This is not a love song 490 00:27:38,867 --> 00:27:42,528 ♪ This is not a love song This is not a love song 491 00:27:42,628 --> 00:27:46,129 ♪ This is not a love song This is not a love song 492 00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:50,050 ♪ This is not a love song This is not a love song 493 00:27:50,150 --> 00:27:54,051 ♪ This is not a love song This is not a love song 494 00:27:54,151 --> 00:27:58,032 ♪ This is not a love song This is not a love song 495 00:28:03,554 --> 00:28:05,994 ♪ This is not a love song 496 00:28:07,035 --> 00:28:11,256 ♪ Happy to have, not to have not 497 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:14,577 ♪ Big business is very wise 498 00:28:14,677 --> 00:28:18,018 ♪ I'm crossing over into enterprise 499 00:28:18,118 --> 00:28:20,819 ♪ This is not a love song 500 00:28:20,919 --> 00:28:23,699 ♪ This is not a love song This is not a love song 501 00:28:23,799 --> 00:28:27,160 ♪ This is not a love song This is not a love song... ♪ 502 00:28:35,523 --> 00:28:38,583 - What the fuck are you doing here? - I wanted to talk to you. 503 00:28:38,683 --> 00:28:39,904 How do you know where I live? 504 00:28:40,004 --> 00:28:42,224 I'm your GP, I've got access to your records. 505 00:28:42,324 --> 00:28:44,985 My address isn't on the bloody records. No, the pub is. 506 00:28:45,085 --> 00:28:47,986 I went there and paid a man in specs £5 to tell me. 507 00:28:48,086 --> 00:28:50,407 Jesus, you're like a bloody stalker, man. 508 00:28:52,727 --> 00:28:54,728 Have a sit down. 509 00:28:57,489 --> 00:28:59,489 Ta. 510 00:29:01,010 --> 00:29:04,210 - You were right, Vin, I was taking stuff. - Yeah, I know you were. 511 00:29:05,851 --> 00:29:08,312 - I've got in a bad place. - I'll say. 512 00:29:08,412 --> 00:29:10,412 Not the drugs. 513 00:29:10,972 --> 00:29:13,473 No, the drugs was just a slip. It was just a... 514 00:29:13,573 --> 00:29:15,634 Something to take my mind off... 515 00:29:15,734 --> 00:29:17,314 ..the real problem. 516 00:29:17,414 --> 00:29:18,835 Oh, God... 517 00:29:18,935 --> 00:29:21,135 I'm genuinely nervous. Where is this going now? 518 00:29:25,816 --> 00:29:27,897 I'm addicted to women's knees. 519 00:29:29,297 --> 00:29:30,638 I'm listening. 520 00:29:30,738 --> 00:29:33,399 Well, knees, shins, thighs. But mainly knees. 521 00:29:33,499 --> 00:29:36,519 I had this marriage. She was... 522 00:29:36,619 --> 00:29:38,840 She was great. She was my... 523 00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:40,881 She was my soulmate, but... 524 00:29:40,981 --> 00:29:43,681 ..I couldn't stop wanting to see other women's knees. 525 00:29:43,781 --> 00:29:47,222 You know, just to touch them, to kiss them, to lick them, to... 526 00:29:49,063 --> 00:29:51,244 I tried it on with a couple of her friends. 527 00:29:51,344 --> 00:29:53,344 I mean, nothing weird, just... 528 00:29:54,344 --> 00:29:56,405 ..getting close to their knees at parties. 529 00:29:56,505 --> 00:29:59,526 Throwing drink over them and wiping it off. 530 00:29:59,626 --> 00:30:02,927 One day, she caught me cracking one out when her friend came round in a short skirt 531 00:30:03,027 --> 00:30:05,247 and the whole thing unravelled. 532 00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:08,488 And women come into the surgery and I'm just thinking of... 533 00:30:08,588 --> 00:30:10,809 ..excuses to take their dresses off. 534 00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:13,550 You know, praying that they'll have lower limb issues. 535 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:17,011 I'm losing control of myself, Vin. 536 00:30:17,111 --> 00:30:18,611 It's all I can think about. 537 00:30:18,711 --> 00:30:22,292 Look, I sympathise with you, Chris. Honestly, really, I do, man. 538 00:30:22,392 --> 00:30:25,053 I just, I don't know what you expect me to do about all this. 539 00:30:25,153 --> 00:30:26,533 Well, think about it, Vin. 540 00:30:26,633 --> 00:30:30,634 Look, our minds, our thoughts here, they're...they're worrying. 541 00:30:32,075 --> 00:30:34,375 But just talking about it, just sitting here 542 00:30:34,475 --> 00:30:37,176 and being able to say things, it just... 543 00:30:37,276 --> 00:30:39,357 Oh, it's like a weight's been lifted. 544 00:30:40,477 --> 00:30:42,538 So, I was thinking, Vinnie... 545 00:30:42,638 --> 00:30:46,139 Say if you think this is a terrible idea, but I was thinking... 546 00:30:46,239 --> 00:30:49,500 ..I need help, you need help, 547 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,260 to talk about our thoughts. 548 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,181 And maybe we could be like, you know, therapy for each other. 549 00:30:54,281 --> 00:30:56,642 Like a two-man counselling group. 550 00:30:59,122 --> 00:31:01,123 What do you think? 551 00:31:01,963 --> 00:31:03,964 Well... 552 00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:08,165 I mean, well, yeah. 553 00:31:09,725 --> 00:31:12,506 But I've got a bare-knuckle fight with a brutal Traveller on Tuesday. 554 00:31:12,606 --> 00:31:14,607 So can we do it after that? 555 00:31:50,897 --> 00:31:52,897 Piss off, JJ. 556 00:32:18,384 --> 00:32:19,845 Oh, cheers. 557 00:32:19,945 --> 00:32:21,565 Right, back up. 558 00:32:21,665 --> 00:32:23,606 Right, we're on. Oi, now, listen to me. 559 00:32:23,706 --> 00:32:26,286 We came for a fair fight and my boy Ashley was bloody spiked. 560 00:32:26,386 --> 00:32:28,287 No-one knocked anyone out. I'm Vinnie O'Neill. 561 00:32:28,387 --> 00:32:30,448 I've come to fight with a bit of fucking respect, 562 00:32:30,548 --> 00:32:33,088 - a bit of honour for my opponent. - You're fucking dickheads! 563 00:32:33,188 --> 00:32:34,529 Oh, my God... 564 00:32:34,629 --> 00:32:36,529 F-F-F-Fuck off. 565 00:32:36,629 --> 00:32:38,770 - What are you doing? - You've ruined that. 566 00:32:38,870 --> 00:32:40,530 You've ruined that now. Turn it off. 567 00:32:40,630 --> 00:32:42,631 We're not having chips. 568 00:32:59,115 --> 00:33:00,736 Come on, Joe. Come on, Joe, lad. 569 00:33:00,836 --> 00:33:02,216 Prick. 570 00:33:02,316 --> 00:33:05,017 - There's no need for that, Joe. - You little queer. 571 00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:08,058 Yeah, you fucking wish. I told you, I'm not your type. 572 00:33:09,638 --> 00:33:10,979 I hope you rang the hospital. 573 00:33:11,079 --> 00:33:13,579 Booked a bed next to your little faggot friend, hey? 574 00:33:13,679 --> 00:33:16,380 It's an hospital, they don't do advanced bookings, you bellend. 575 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,981 Right, lads, you know the rules. 576 00:33:19,081 --> 00:33:20,621 I want a fair fight. 577 00:33:20,721 --> 00:33:23,542 No holding, no kicking. 578 00:33:23,642 --> 00:33:26,943 No head-butting and no biting. 579 00:33:27,043 --> 00:33:29,584 Whoever breaks the rules loses the fight. 580 00:33:29,684 --> 00:33:33,265 Otherwise, it's the first man to offer his hand. 581 00:33:33,365 --> 00:33:35,365 Mm-hm. 582 00:33:36,086 --> 00:33:38,086 I said, it's the first man... 583 00:33:38,806 --> 00:33:40,187 ..to offer his hand. 584 00:33:40,287 --> 00:33:42,067 I don't want to offer him my hand. He's a dick. 585 00:33:42,167 --> 00:33:44,168 God bless you both. 586 00:34:30,901 --> 00:34:33,782 - Where's my money? - Oh, fuck off. 587 00:34:43,984 --> 00:34:46,105 Yes, mate! 588 00:34:51,947 --> 00:34:54,387 Yes! Come on, Vinnie! 589 00:35:25,196 --> 00:35:26,376 Vinnie... 590 00:35:26,476 --> 00:35:28,417 - Mm? - What the fuck are you doing? 591 00:35:28,517 --> 00:35:29,657 It's my eye, Joe. 592 00:35:29,757 --> 00:35:31,958 Stop fucking dancing and start fighting, will you? 593 00:36:08,288 --> 00:36:10,288 Ash! 594 00:36:12,649 --> 00:36:14,649 The Blanes! Up the Blanes! 595 00:36:15,970 --> 00:36:17,870 The fight's over. Our lad won. 596 00:36:17,970 --> 00:36:19,971 Vin, are you all right? 597 00:36:21,051 --> 00:36:23,092 Up. Get him up, get him up. 598 00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:52,460 Ashley, no. 599 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:17,067 All right, no harm, right? 600 00:37:19,547 --> 00:37:22,028 All right, fair's fair. 601 00:37:23,148 --> 00:37:25,169 - It's your fight. - What the fuck? 602 00:37:25,269 --> 00:37:29,110 No, no, no. What are any of us without our honour? 603 00:37:31,351 --> 00:37:32,971 That man there said it. 604 00:37:33,071 --> 00:37:34,492 And it's true. 605 00:37:34,592 --> 00:37:36,372 You're a brave man, Vinnie. 606 00:37:36,472 --> 00:37:38,453 You knew you were going to lose. 607 00:37:38,553 --> 00:37:40,413 And you fought for your friend. 608 00:37:40,513 --> 00:37:42,414 Come here to me now. 609 00:37:42,514 --> 00:37:44,514 Come on. 610 00:37:46,475 --> 00:37:47,735 A brave man! 611 00:38:00,559 --> 00:38:02,559 Oh...! 612 00:38:03,159 --> 00:38:05,160 Jesus... 613 00:38:07,161 --> 00:38:09,501 He's fine. Well, nothing life-threatening. 614 00:38:09,601 --> 00:38:12,942 Two of his ribs are cracked and his face won't be its gorgeous self for a while. 615 00:38:13,042 --> 00:38:14,383 Can we see him? 616 00:38:14,483 --> 00:38:16,483 He needs rest. Come back tomorrow. 617 00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:20,664 - Fuck that, let's go. - No. No. 618 00:38:20,764 --> 00:38:22,585 The doctor's right. He needs his rest. 619 00:38:22,685 --> 00:38:24,185 Come on, we'll come back tomorrow. 620 00:38:24,285 --> 00:38:27,146 Dylan, listen, I need a wee, OK? So, I'll meet you outside. 621 00:38:27,246 --> 00:38:29,247 - Yeah. - Two minutes. 622 00:38:55,654 --> 00:38:56,874 Hi. 623 00:38:56,974 --> 00:38:58,975 Hi. 624 00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:01,736 - You're looking good. - Hm. 625 00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:07,677 I know you were there the other day, Vin, in the pub. 626 00:39:07,777 --> 00:39:09,838 When I was talking to Kath. 627 00:39:09,938 --> 00:39:11,959 I'm not sure what you heard. 628 00:39:12,059 --> 00:39:14,059 Not much. 629 00:39:20,101 --> 00:39:22,101 Oh, I'm in a mess, Vinnie. 630 00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:26,563 I... 631 00:39:26,663 --> 00:39:28,663 I do want to have a kid with him. 632 00:39:29,783 --> 00:39:31,284 With Dylan. 633 00:39:31,384 --> 00:39:34,625 Because Tyler's not his and I'd love him to be a real dad. 634 00:39:37,266 --> 00:39:39,086 But the timing's not right. 635 00:39:39,186 --> 00:39:41,247 It'd mess up all my plans. 636 00:39:41,347 --> 00:39:43,347 My future. 637 00:39:44,828 --> 00:39:46,828 Tyler's future. 638 00:39:48,549 --> 00:39:50,549 Oh, for fuck sake... 639 00:39:53,230 --> 00:39:55,551 I can't believe I let this happen again. 640 00:39:57,791 --> 00:40:00,232 You know, getting pregnant by a mistake once... 641 00:40:01,352 --> 00:40:04,033 ..understandable. But twice? 642 00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:08,414 It's starting to look like stupid, huh? 643 00:40:08,514 --> 00:40:11,595 And all the lies that I told the first time around. 644 00:40:13,075 --> 00:40:14,576 The elaborate... 645 00:40:14,676 --> 00:40:16,336 The elaborate bullshit... 646 00:40:16,436 --> 00:40:18,817 ..to stop the guy from finding out it was his. 647 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:20,618 Timings changed. 648 00:40:20,718 --> 00:40:24,198 And I made up crap about boyfriends. 649 00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:29,340 Because it was a shag. 650 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,440 It was just a shag. 651 00:40:32,241 --> 00:40:35,862 And the guy would have felt obliged to be a part of Tyler's life and I didn't want that. 652 00:40:35,962 --> 00:40:37,962 It was my choice to keep him. 653 00:40:39,163 --> 00:40:41,163 And I wanted him on my terms. 654 00:40:42,283 --> 00:40:45,564 I never wanted anything to tie me down, Vin. 655 00:40:46,565 --> 00:40:48,565 So, I lied. 656 00:40:56,287 --> 00:41:00,909 ♪ You could probably say I'm difficult 657 00:41:01,009 --> 00:41:05,450 ♪ I probably talk too much 658 00:41:10,051 --> 00:41:14,312 ♪ I over-analyse and over-think things 659 00:41:14,412 --> 00:41:19,094 ♪ Yes, it's a nasty crutch 660 00:41:23,375 --> 00:41:28,436 ♪ I'm usually only waiting For you to stop talking 661 00:41:28,536 --> 00:41:30,837 ♪ So that I can... ♪ 662 00:41:30,937 --> 00:41:32,357 I mean... 663 00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:35,358 ..the guy didn't really even remember it happening. 664 00:41:35,458 --> 00:41:38,079 He asked me the next day and... 665 00:41:38,179 --> 00:41:40,179 ..I told him nothing. 666 00:41:41,860 --> 00:41:43,861 We were too wasted. 667 00:41:45,781 --> 00:41:47,602 So, I lied. 668 00:41:47,702 --> 00:41:49,642 And that's what I'm going to do this time. 669 00:41:49,742 --> 00:41:52,483 Because if I tell Dylan, he'll want to keep it. 670 00:41:52,583 --> 00:41:54,583 And if we keep it... 671 00:41:55,424 --> 00:41:56,884 ..it'll tie me down. 672 00:41:56,984 --> 00:41:59,385 So, whatever you heard, you need to unhear. 673 00:42:00,545 --> 00:42:01,525 OK? 674 00:42:01,625 --> 00:42:03,626 Because it's going away. 675 00:42:04,386 --> 00:42:05,807 Erin... 676 00:42:05,907 --> 00:42:07,927 Erin... 677 00:42:08,027 --> 00:42:09,488 Oh...! 678 00:42:09,588 --> 00:42:13,469 ♪ They could dig up Richard Burton's corpse 679 00:42:17,350 --> 00:42:20,651 ♪ I am not who you think I am 680 00:42:20,751 --> 00:42:27,713 ♪ I am quite angry Which I barely can conceal 681 00:42:30,834 --> 00:42:35,375 ♪ You think I hate myself It's you I hate 682 00:42:35,475 --> 00:42:40,556 ♪ Because you have the nerve To make me feel 683 00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:50,299 ♪ But I am the greatest motherfucker That you're ever gonna meet 684 00:42:50,399 --> 00:42:52,820 ♪ From the top of my head 685 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:57,421 ♪ Down to the tips of the toes on my feet 686 00:42:57,521 --> 00:43:02,782 ♪ So go ahead and love me While it's still a crime 687 00:43:02,882 --> 00:43:06,583 ♪ And don't forget You could be laughing 688 00:43:06,683 --> 00:43:11,465 ♪ Sixty-five percent more of the time 689 00:43:11,565 --> 00:43:17,867 ♪ You could be laughing Sixty-five percent more of the time 690 00:43:17,967 --> 00:43:20,067 ♪ You could be laughing 691 00:43:20,167 --> 00:43:24,528 ♪ Twenty-five percent More of the time... ♪ 692 00:43:25,969 --> 00:43:27,869 Vincent O'Neill... 693 00:43:27,969 --> 00:43:29,970 Pleased to meet you. 694 00:43:30,850 --> 00:43:32,851 I'm Terence McCann. 52527

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