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Well? Have the four of you
brought a treasure vault?

Can't you see?
lt's a cupboard

Your master placed an order yesterday.
We're here to deliver it

But my master has already left
for his vacations today

Anyway, bring it in.
- Move it, guys

Come on in

One and one...

makes eleven

one and one...

makes eleven...

my friend

One and one... is eleven

One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten...

and one... is eleven

One and one is never two

Those who laugh,
never cry

Those who keep awake,
never fall asleep

Their identities,
they never lose

Wherever they find an enemy...

they deliver the punch...

my friend

One and one make eleven,
my friend

They are Tara and Sitara

Homeless orphans, driven
by poverty and despair...

they have formed a team together

They have taken the words of their
foster mother very seriously

They believe that should
one and one come together...

they possess the power of eleven.
They then set out...

on the path of thievery and fraud.
They think they will...

win over this world and
carve a place of their own

Little did they know that there are
the worst of thieves in the world...

who are not just enemies
of society...

but of the nation
and humanity at large

An instance of this kind became the
biggest lesson for Tara and Sitara...

when they met the dreaded criminals,
Cobra and Panther

Sir, our soldiers are ready
to take the guns to the base

Load the guns quickly.
We've got to leave

But you have an appointment
with Mr Subramaniam at 1 2

Plans have changed.
For security reasons

As you know, sir, no one except you
has the permission to go inside

He's on official work
for our department

He's responsible for delivery
of the gun at the base

But orders are orders, sir

Major, the Captain is doing
his duty. Orders are orders

You can go ahead.
l'll wait here, okay?

What is the matter?
- This is Dr Subramaniam's cabin, sir

While l meet Dr Subramaniam in
privacy, you will wait here

We need proper security
for this gun

We have toiled for years
to develop this gun

Come, let me give you
a demonstration

lt has an inbuilt sensor which detects
movements within a 10-kilometer range

Our soldiers will be greatly benefitted
in dealing with infiltrators

Because we don't want the gun to
fall in wrong hands...

each gun has been given
a different code-number

Without the code-number,
this gun will not function

What is the code-number
to operate the gun?

Ml2 3853713

First sign the documents

You've signed the document...

but you haven't entered
the password of this operation?

You know very well, Ram Singh

Without the password,
you cannot take this gun away

This gun... l am surely taking away

You're here, sir?
- Where else? This is my base

You were in there a little while ago,
and this is the only entry-point

l've arrived just now.
ln your presence

ln my presence, you've
already passed through sir

You also had an officer of
your department with you

My brother has left with the gun.
You can do what you wish

He has only left with the gun.
Not the code

Without the code,
that gun is worthless

And l'll get the gun back...
because you're with me

You can't do a thing!

Greetings, sir.
- Welcome, Bahadur Singh

What brings you to my place today?
- l've come with a reason, sir

l've come to warn you, sir.
- Warn me...?

A pair of thieves has struck terror.
- Terror...?

They hit upon such novel ideas
for robbery...

the police are left stunned.
- Don't tell me!

A few days ago, they got into
a cupboard and robbed the whole house

The whole house...?

They rent a house for a few days...

and sell the place,
as if they own it

Sell it away?
- They pose as servants and...

Sir...
- Milk, or the yogurt-shake?

The two of them... at your place?

The way they've taken care of me,
even my children haven't

After they've taken care of you,
they'll vanish with the loot!

What do you mean?
- They're conning you!

They're the twosome
l've been warning you about

One is Tara...
- The other is Sitara. l know

l say...
you've ruined all our efforts

Even if a criminal
wants to reform...

people like you
won't let him turn a new leaf

l say... have you forgotten?
- lt might hurt

We had sworn it on your head
that we'd work hard for a living

That we'd never steal again

That's just what we were doing,
but you've told our employer about us

You've snatched our livelihood.
Where to...?

l got a kick on the waist

Sir, l wish to
tell you something today

lf these guardians of the law
keep harping on cliches...

people like us will keep
going to the jails

No, l'm not letting you guys
become thieves

You're staying here with me.
- Sir, l will leave now

But you'd better
remain alert with them

A fire...
- he has started

No, he hasn't

l know you guys are reformed

But tell me of your modus operandi
as thieves...

so l will remain alert
with cheats in the future

We first survey a locality.
- Then?

Then we get into the household
which is most innocent and wealthy

Then?
- Then...

we serve the master as his servants.
- Like you've been serving me?

And when we've won the confidence
of our master...

we lace his milk or yogurt-shake
with a bit of sedative and...

Such foolish people! Their
yogurt-shake is laced with sedatives

And they don't even get to know...

Did he... get to know?
The moron

Ruined

This man was out to
reform those thieves

But those thieves have
put him to sleep

l told you to remain alert

But you will continue to sleep

C'mon

Tara and Sitara...
your game is up

Don't even try to escape.
Else, l'll let you have it

He's getting dramatic.
- Looks like he wants to die

Tell me something, Bahadur Singh

Why're you always hounding
us innocent guys?

Because of you guys,
l haven't had a wash in a week

But l'm taking you to
the cleaners. Nicely so!

No more jokes, lnspector.
Else, an innocent man will die

That's Cobra, isn't it?
- Yes, sir

You guys know who you're messing with?

Shut up! Else, l'll pluck
your eye-balls out

You speak as if you've got a
reward of millions on your head!

You're right.
- Can't you see...?

the cops and the thieves
are making a deal?

Go ahead and kill him. That's Cobra.
The dreaded criminal

There's a reward of 100,000
for catching him, dead or alive

Landed us in trouble, haven't you?
- You ought to carry a signboard...

that you're Cobra.
How would we know?

There's a reward of
100,000 on his head

Will we get it?
- Sure

lf l let you live
to claim the reward

Arrest all three of them

Before l turn cold,
let me take his blessings

lt's Mr Cobra who's being
presented in court

And why're we going there?
- That's the new style

Hammer a nail into a block of wood,
it'll sail with it in the waters

Like Mr Cobra here.
He's the engine...

and we're the trailers.
lf he runs, we run. For no reason

For how many years do you think
Mr Cobra will be sent away?

Going by the way he looks
and behaves, l think...

you tell me how many years
you're likely to get

He's scowling at me.
- ls he?

Let me see, Brother Cobra

Sure he's scowling

l think there's a terrible storm
lurking behind his silence

Brother...

don't be angry, we're kids.
Give us a smile

You guys are free

Move it

Lovely weather...
- Shut up. l've had enough

C'mon

There's a car parked down there.
lt'll take you to the highway

Mike will...

We don't utter names
in the presence of strangers

He was revealing our gameplan

What's with him, brother?
Why's he fallen down?

My bullet got him.
- We didn't even hear it

When did it happen?
- You fired yesterday, did you?

Today. Want to hear it again?

Don't move... l'll shoot

Drop the guns,
or l'll shoot

Well? We call you brother
and you turn out to be a snob?

What have you been up to?
What...?

Are you going to talk
or undo these chains?

What's with the chains?

l say, who's screaming?

ls it the chains?
- No, it's a leg actually

The bullet hit him a little
below the chains in the leg

What the hell have you done?
Cobra... forgive us!

Was it a mistake?
- What if it struck him 4 inches up?

No one has survived.
- Let me undo these chains

Why're you shooting at me?
- Not you, l blew the chains away

So what do we do?
- Run

Where's my brother... where?

Get up, sir. Police!

Congratulations, sir.
Cobra has been captured

That's all right. But where have
Tara and Sitara disappeared...?

My job's on the line!
And you...

you call yourself a big criminal
and you couldn't stop those guys?

Get up

How will he get up? He's got
a bullet-injury in his leg

Carry him on your shoulders
and take him to the hospital

Where will l go looking for them
in this wilderness? Tara! Sitara!

Lots of stuff they've collected

Where are Tara and Sitara?
- Don't you read the newspapers?

Don't you watch TV...?
Has there been a robbery in town?

Has anyone robbed anyone...?
There's peace and calm in the city

What does that mean...? What?

lt means my sons are at their
in-laws (read jail). Tihar Jail

Your sons have run away from jail
and left me in a spot of bother

What...? My sons have run away?

Scoundrels! When you can't take
care of my sons...

why do you take them away
for six months?

They weren't guests! We took
them away because they were thieves!

And there l was... with a heavy heart
l gave my darling sons to you!

And you make them run away!

Am l crazy to make
the prisoners run away?

They ran away on their own

There must surely have been something
lacking in your hospitality

Else, why would my sons run away?
They're my support in life

Tara and Sitara.
Now listen carefully, you ass

lf my sons are not returned to me,
l'm going to curse you

You're going to fall
to a criminal's bullets

Even if you escape that,
you'll lose your job

That's enough!
When l find your precious sons...

l'll leave them here on my own.
This woman is a tyrant!

Tara, Sitara...
he has left

Darling mother...
you were amazing

Enough. You boys ought to
read the writing on the wall...

and slip cross the border.
Do telephone me

And don't come back,
till l tell you to

Here's some money.
l collected it for bad times

You're so sweet...

you're so innocent...

you're lovable...

dear mother... our mother

Mother, you've done so much for us.
Know what...?

Even if our real mother was here...
- What did you say?

Have l given you any less love
than a real mother?

Had your real mother been here, she'd
have handed you over to the police...

to prove her greatness. She wouldn't
have shielded you, like l did

But you boys always say such things
to hurt my feelings

No, mother... don't misunderstand us.
What we meant to say was that...

had it not been for you,
we wouldn't even have been alive

We know, the one who rears is far
greater than the one who gives birth

And you have brought us up.
So please don't misunderstand us!

All right. Run away
as quickly as you can

You only had the cops
after you earlier

But even Cobra's hunting for you now.
He wants to have your legs broken

Big deal! We're the ones
who shot at his leg!

Of course. But before he
gets into another game...

we'll start a new one.
- By cutting ourselves down to size

l say, hold this...
l'll make enquiries about the train

Relax

What's happening?
Posters for a circus...?

A magician in town?
Or is it a new movie?

Right now, it's these two thieves
who are making waves

They've made lives miserable for the
cops and the citizens in the city

Want to take a look?
- All right, let me see

There's a reward for their capture.
lf you catch them, you keep some...

and give me some

Sitara, l can hear
the band being played for me!

l say...
- Look here

l say, sir...
is that your daughter?

No, not my daughter.
But you sure are my son-in-law

Your blessings.
- Bless you

l have another son-in-law...
where is he?

l'm not telling you.
- Don't tell me. But l know

You can't live without each other.
lf one of you is caught...

the other comes forward
to court arrest. Right?

Let's go

Wait there, Sitara...
else, l'll shoot

l say, praise the Lord!
- Tara...

You took such a huge risk
to save me?

No big risk, Sitara...
we share a great relationship

The world knows. Tara and Sitara
are two bodies and one soul

lf something happened to you...?
- What's happening to me?

Tell me, what would you have done
if you were in my shoes?

What's a jeep?
l'd have hijacked a train for you!

There you are, aren't you?
- On the dot

Sitara, let me tell you
something today

l respect you a lot, my friend.
- Watch the jeep

When we got to be friends...

we spawned a thousand stories
of friendship

Friendship was a precious gift

Every season was lovely

They know...
- They know...

the whole world knows that...

my friend...

One and one...

adds up to eleven...

my friend

one and one...

one and one...

is eleven

lf you see someone trying
to cross the fence...

go ahead and shoot them

Who's in that jeep,
could you explain?

Major Ram Singh

l'm Raju Nepali

Only two men can help you
cross the border

One is Major Ram Singh,
who won't do it

The other is me...
l do it only for money

That's a new one.
- How much money will you take?

200,000 for two guys.
- We aren't asking the price...

of this place. We want to know
the price for crossing over

That's the price for
crossing over

Come over, when you have the money.
You'll find Raju Nepali right here

He won't even say bye...
rude man

How are we going to raise
200,000 in this area?

Not a soul to rob

They found no dear ones, but they picked
on Apna Bank to fulfill their needs

You think we can manage to
squeeze 200,000 out of them?

Greetings, sir.
- Greetings

You want to open an account?
- No, we're planning a robbery

Robbery...?
- Foolish man!

What will two top businessmen do
if not open an account!

We have a lot of money.
- l see

Ten million

Ten...

He's stuck on ten,
as if he hasn't seen it at all

We hardly have 2 million
in our bank at any given time

lt's a very small bank.
- Not small...

Listen

That's 10 million lost!

Something amazing happened
at the bank today

There were these customers who
wanted to open an account

Of... 10 million

Like an idiot, l told them that
we never have more than 2 million

And they walked away

ls manager in?
-Who could it be so late in the night?

Give in the name of God!

ls this any time to beg
for alms...? Go away

We are not beggars, we're here
to make a beggar out of you

Who are you?

Look here. l have one too

Recognise us? He's the elder brother,
l'm the younger one

Brothers with six bullets each.
- Six...?

Recognise us?

Junior... that's a beautiful girl.
- Where?

What insolence is this...?
Dad, call the police immediately

Your telephone's already dead.
- Your dad could be dead too

Don't be sad. The look of you
has already driven me mad

See? Your daughter has
robbed my elder brother

l'm going to do some robbing now.
ln your bank

We'll go to sleep right here

You'll take us to the bank
tomorrow morning...

and personally have your bank robbed.
You'll then see us out...

and then will follow the police,
the questions, the answers...

the news channels...
you'll become famous

Keep eating

Brother! There's porridge!
Potato and cauliflower pancakes!

Let me have some porridge
in peace

l've made it...
would you like some?

Let me eat it in peace

Will you have some...?
- l'm already eating some. You have it

l see. That's non-fattening,
this is fattening

Very intelligent

What are you doing here?
Go and fetch a bag...

we've got to rob a bank!
You got to understand

ls he laughing or crying?
l can't tell

Hurry up, son.
You know who l am

The brothers with six bullets each.
- Hurry up, l hate delays

Hurry

Are you laughing or crying?
l can't make out

Just run away with me

l have so much of money,
l'll keep you happy

You've robbed all the money and you
want to run away with my daughter?

The cops will get us, brother.
- Why?

We're bandits, that's why.
Let's go

Let's go, l say!
- Let's go

They've taken away all the money!

Brother... what bad times

We used to run away with
the money earlier

Now we give money and run away.
- Don't you think...

that rather than pay this guy
200,000...

we could've struck a deal
with Ram Singh himself?

He'd have shot you

He's been shot!
l see Ram Singh clearly!

Ram Singh's house

Tara and Sitara would never find
a better place to evade the police

Well, they could effortlessly
gain entry into any house

Let's see how they trick
their way into Ram Singh's house

A hundred-rupee note!

God, if You had to cure
the itch in my hand...

You could've given me
a 500-rupee note!

500 rupees...?

Which side of the bed did
l get off this morning?

God, let me find a wallet stuffed
with money since You're so kind!

A wallet stuffed with notes!

Scoundrel!
- Cur!

We're going to cure your itch today!
- You steal our wallet!

l didn't steal it...
it was lying here

Not lying there.
lt was kept there safely

Take him to the police station.
- Let's go

No, sir! Please don't
take me to the police station

l'm a very poor man!

l've got a mother, two brothers
and three sisters

All sisters have got
to be married

You can marry two of them,
l'll find a better guy for the third

Will you find anyone
better than us, you ass?

Look at this personality

Check out my looks...
better than us, you say?

Listen...
You tell him

We aren't marrying your sisters,
but we can help in their marriage

How?
- Here you are

Help with a hundred bucks?
- All right, you have a big quota

For the money, you'll have to
extend some help to us

What help?
- Ask my senior

Ask junior.
- Ask senior

Just tell me... stop teasing me

Are you scolding us?
- No, please tell me

Madam, look!
Your wedding necklace

How did you get it?
- A thief was running away with it

This is the last memento of
my husband. lt's so dear to me

l'm glad you caught
the thief, Chhotu

Not me, it was these decent gentlemen.
Tara and Sitara

They're the ones
who caught the thief

l say, Sitara... a familiar sight.
Our house hasn't changed at all!

The same house, the same windows
and the same doors

The same curtains too

Have you been
in this house earlier?

Been here? This is where
we were born, what say?

This is the place where we
were christened and initiated

l'm Tara.
- l'm Sitara

Our father's was going through
a lean patch in those days

He had to sell this bungalow.
- Ever since, to this day...

we brothers miss our parents
so much!

Mother!
- No, son... calm down

That's just what mother used to say

Don't...
- Mother!

l really miss my mother!
- You are great

A kid...
- Kid?

He's a big kid

Remember when we were children?
l used to bring a chocolate like him

And l used to snatch it from you.
- l used to snatch it back

Know what?
l love eating things l snatch

Really? You'll make it big some day!

Sister-in-law... mother...

Gotcha!

Gotcha!
- Gotcha what?

He has found his room.
- Not my room... my bedroom

l've found my bedroom

The same texture,
the same air...

Come to your senses.
- l've just come to my senses!

l've gone crazy looking
at this house today!

Tara, if you're so attached
to this house...

let's hire a room in a hotel
and you can keep looking at it

Must we live in a hotel?
- Yes

Stay here for a few days, son.
This is like your own house

Mother!

Tara, don't...

l can't get up, you see.
l was only taking her blessing

Brother Sitara...
- Go on

Does it remind you of something?
- What?

Didn't our daddy look like him
in his younger days?

Oh yes, the same height,
the same moustache...

and a stern disposition.
There's no difference at all

Who are they?

This bungalow used to belong to them

They're here for a few days,
we asked them to stay over

l don't allow strangers
to stay in my house

This house isn't ours anymore

So how can the folks here
feel any sense of belonging?

You are not going anywhere.
You're staying here

You don't know what a big favour
you have done to me

l know my son very well.
He'll never disobey me

He's a soldier, you see.
He can't trust people easily

Chhotu...
- Yes, madam?

Take their luggage to the out-house.
- Sure. Please give it to me

Mother, even God wouldn't
look any different from you

We haven't ever seen You...

Every saint and Prophet
has said...

in this world...

love is the greatest feeling

End my agony...

O Lord...

heed the cry of Radha...

Lord Krishna

Help it sail across...

the boat of my dreams...

heed the cry of Radha...

Lord Krishna

You sing very well, son.
lt gives me so much of peace

Sitara and l have
always been like this

We've always wanted to
sing melodious songs

But alas! we've always
had a terrible chorus

Where's Sitara?
- l say the prayers in the morning...

he performs the rituals
in the evening

That's very nice.
Let me take you out

Take her blessings

l can drive the wheelchair
on my own

Chhotu, why've you come in
with my luggage and footwear?

l sent for him.
- You...?

We were comfortable in the out-house.
Why call us into the house?

Neither are you staying in the house,
nor in the out-house

You can win over my family with
your sentimental crap... not me

You haven't driven Sitara out,
have you?

He's waiting for you at the gate.
- You've already driven him out?

Come on, Chhotu

Don't you think we have
been humiliated?

Brother...
- You're here too?

l was singing a hymn and he
very respectfully saw me out

But l'm told he didn't even
let you change?

What's changing? He didn't even
let me go to the loo

Listen, get a can for my brother.
- Shut up!

You know, when l lose my temper,
l always give someone a thrashing

l've lost my temper too!

But we can't beat up Ram Singh.
- So?

l'm a very poor man! l have a mother,
two brothers and three sisters!

After him

The bullet mustn't hit Ram Singh's
son. We want him alive

Help!

Tara, please help!
- Not to worry

The kid has won the race,
you guys have lost

Get going.
- Going...? Me?

Brother...

the jungle's already green.
Come over

What happened?
- We have thugs here!

You handle them.
- l'm on a pedal...

how can l handle them? Get it!
- l'm busy with my own handle!

Your handle's busy, my pedal's busy...
it's no so easy

These guys are pointing guns...
swap your handle!

Get him

Not so late... they'll lay me out

What are you here for? Run away!
- Run

Scram!

Dad, come to
the club house immediately

They tried to kidnap me...
the driver has been killed

ln the streams of time,
we do not flow

We don't talk too much...

but we don't remain
silent either

Atrocities, we do not tolerate

This world...

has conceded defeat to us...

buddy-boy...

one and one make eleven

Ram Singh's here.
- Sit in your vehicle

Brother, do l look decent enough?
- Wear a sad look

Are you all right?
- Yes

Had they not arrived on time,
they'd have kidnapped me today

Bansi...

How will l ever thank you?

You're not supposed to
thank children. Only bless them

We must leave now.
Good bye

You're not going anywhere.
You can stay at the outhouse...

for as long as you wish.
- Brother!

Brother!

l have travelled a long distance,
with my love

Tell me something, sir.
Do you plan on buying this bungalow?

You've made yourself comfortable.
- That's like us brothers, you see

Even when we buy a pair of slippers,
we properly check it out

Can't say when we might use it.
- One thing, sir

Whenever you buy the bungalow,
let me be your servant

l'm very poor. l have a mother,
two brothers and three sisters

You've got to get them married?
- Right, sir

He's eyeing the bungalow.
- Listen, arrange for some breakfast

You won't forget, will you?
- No way!

l know you've got 3 mothers,
300 brothers, 3500 sisters!

No, one mother, two brothers...
- Get lost!

Brother Tara...
- Brother Sitara?

We have a place to hide.
- Right

Till Cobra dies,
let's hide in this hole

You see something?
- Great danger

Ram Singh has not adopted us to
take care of us till we're old

We're his guests for a few days!
- We aren't his guests, brother!

You've seen only Ram Singh,
not his sister

She's so beautiful,
and they're such a nice family

l wonder why l mustn't marry her
and live with them

Live with them?
What do you think?

ls he the potter Chandan Seth to
give his daughter's hand in yours?

lt's Ram Singh!
- Big deal!

Just as we've got into his house,
we'll get into his heart too

Really?

Know what Pinki?
l'm very happy with your brother

lt was great of him to let
Tara and Sitara stay in your house

For what Tara and Sitara have done,
the house is nothing

They deserve a place
in our hearts

Sitara's such a he-man.
He's so brave

Bunty wasn't saved by Sitara alone

Even Tara risked his life
to save him

He's so brave. l'm surprised how he
beat them up, even in a wheelchair

With a brother like Sitara,
what's a wheelchair...

you can deliver the punch
even from a bed!

Why're you giving Sitara
all the credit?

l'm talking about both of them.
- But l could hear only about one

Because you've been talking
about the other

Oh yes!

l forgot, l must leave now.
l'm getting late for the college

l've got to meet the doctor
and ask him about Tara's legs

But you stay here. You never know.
Sitara might spring here

My love...

my beloved...

my love...

l'm your beloved...

l'm a lover...

l've given you my heart

l'm a lover...

l've given you my heart

Give my beloved to me...

l've pleaded with God,
l've wept on every shoulder

l have wept so much

My love, l have
given my heart to you

Give me my beloved...

l've pleaded with God,
l've wept on every shoulder

My beloved, l seek...

at every beautiful twist
love takes

To my house she shall come some day,
leaving everything behind

You're the one
who lingers in my breath

You're the one
l always think about

l'm crazy about her...

l'd tell her, if l met her...

l'm your beloved

Your beloved

You're my lover...

you're the one
l have given my heart to

Sweetheart...

O beloved...

my love...

Where has is gone?

What are you doing?

Obviously, l can't swim
in a bathtub

l've been trying to commit suicide.
- What?

Yes, there must be a hilltop
in your city?

There is. Why?
- So take me there...

and give me a gentle kick,
l'll fall off

What are you talking about?
- l have another idea

Hold my face like this...

and shove it in the tub.
Hold it down firmly, with your foot

Till l stop breathing,
don't take your foot off

l've made a lot of unsuccessful
attempts at suicide

Look at this book. lt has 250 ways
of overcoming your disability

You will be able to walk again,
run again...

and maybe even dance with me too.
- Dance?

Will l be able to walk again?
- Certainly

You mean, l can run...?
l can take your hand and run?!

Pinki's dress...?
Why's it here?

The lame-duck hasn't
jumped her, or has he?

Sitara... you're back early.
- Early?

l think l'm too late.
- Not at all

Give me an explanation.
- Explain what...?

She was here to cure a cripple!
- Cure...? There you go!

You're the elder brother
and you push your kid brother?

lt isn't two days since we got here,
and you've gone so far ahead!

l planned on going deeper...
right to the altar

Come to your senses!

We're here to escape,
not to play grooms!

lf only Ram Singh saw what l did, he'd
have made a real cripple out of you!

What will Ram Singh do?
l'm not entering his sister's life

His sister's coming into my life!
- Really?

l smile to myself when l think
how tickled l'll be...

when his sister massages my legs.
l can laugh already

Tara, did you feel any pain?

l felt something,
but it wasn't pain

No? You will now

Did you feel any pain now?
- lt wasn't pain

And why're you smiling?
- l smile because l see...

how concerned you are
about my cure

You're putting your heart into it.
You're leaving nothing to chance

l think this stick is a fake

With a little stick
you're out to cure me, Pinki

And so many big ones
are broken already

Look at that.
- What?

Sister, throw away that little stick.
l'll use this whip on Tara's legs...

and make him feel the pain!
Out of my way!

Brother, why's the whole family
bent on curing me?

Why's this guy charging at me?
Ask him to hold on

l can't. When Ram Singh
can't control him, how can l?

l've never taken
such a huge stick!

This is a well-oiled stick!

lt has squeezed the life
out of several men!

One blow with this stick and...
- Handle him, brother

He's mad

He's a monkey!

There goes

My leg...

Why're you hitting me?
l was only curing you!

l was curing you too

Give him a banana.
- Yes. For extra energy

Here you are

No one can cure him!
- Hush. You mustn't say such things

l'll surely be cured...
with love

l say, Pinki...

Sitara? How are you?
- Wonderful

l say, what are you doing
with such fat books?

l'm trying to find a new cure
for Tara

A new cure for Tara?
- Because he can't walk

l'm trying to find a cure
that will help him move around

Listen to me.
Tara's actually hungry for love

No amount of beating
can ever cure him

So what am l to do?
Could you suggest something?

You ought to produce
the heat in him

lgnite a fire in his body.
So that he burns in the fire...

runs helter skelter,
cries, howls, jumps around...

you get me, don't you?
- Yes

Tea

Tell me something, Chhotu.
How do you start a fire?

With petrol

Start the fire with petrol,
and he'll race around like a car

All right

That's the shock-therapy!

There's mischief
in the air today...

it's terribly mischievous today...

A storm is coming

That's my line... stop singing

Pinki... why're you watering
the place around me?

lt isn't water. lt's petrol

l use my hands on the wheelchair,
why use petrol?

lt isn't to run your wheelchair,
it's to make you run

Me...?
- This is shock therapy

They find a new therapy
for me every day

l wonder what she'll do...
she won't start a fire, l hope

The dark clouds
move in the skies...

every bud...

casts a suspicious
glance at me

My God!

Escaped!

Escaped, finally!

You ran away even before
the cure could work!

l couldn't help it...
you don't understand

Where do you get such
great ideas from?

As if it was my idea.
- Whose was it?

lt was your brother Sitara's

So he's the brains
behind this sight?

Where's the genius?

Where's he?

Sitara, l feel great love
for you today

So, embrace me.
- Let me complete my line

This is Pinki's book.
lt has 250 cures for my impairment

And you gave her
an extra tip!

l merely told her to produce
the heat of love in your body

The heat of love is something...

and setting the body on fire
is yet something else

She was setting my body on fire.
- On fire...?

Hide me somewhere...
she seems to have found another cure

Hold on. Let me bowl her out.
- No... l'm bowling her out

Can't l at least hold her?
- Go ahead

Maintain the distance

My enemy...

this is a beautiful moment

My foe... a beauty stands
for your love

Take me in your embrace...

think of nothing else

You're a woman,
a mischievous girl...

l'm an innocent boy

l'm a priest's son,
related to those who worship

You're a big name...

Me, an enemy...?
No way

l will keep awake.
l'll keep you awake too...

all night

Let my pining be sated...

do something about it

My heart beats
in loneliness...

there's no one else
at home, my love

So come into my arms

Listen, lady...

listen, Goddess!

Someone tell her...

the lndian woman is most beautiful
and talented

But l don't want to be captured

My patience is breaking,
l'm slipping...

stop, stop, stop

The curtains are drawn

All windows are shut

For a while...

have all the fun you want to

My pining is soaring...

how can l remain
in my senses?

don't stop me anymore, my love

O enemy...
it's a beautiful moment

This youth craves
for your love

Take me in your arms...

don't think of anything else

Think of nothing else

Tara's jumping on his feet!

Let me watch!

Tara, you're on your feet...?
Are you out of your mind?

What have l done?

Tara! You're standing on your feet!

l have cured you!

Shake hands!
Tara has recovered!

l guess, you guys
have gone blind

He's standing on his feet!
Congratulations!

Heed my prayer now, sirs!
l'm very poor man...

with a mother, two brothers
and three sisters

Get your mother married,
find jobs for your sisters...

and get your brothers wedded.
- l can't get my mother married

l'll deal with that. Go away.
- l can't get her married

Get lost.
- Move it

l'm feeling great love for you.
- Don't tell me

l wrote about fifty or sixty
duets for you

And you stand up in a single duet?
- l'm a Punjabi, you know!

l can't hold! That's why
the girl's clean bowled!

Mr Cobra, your wound has healed,
the fracture has been set right too

l've been asking you
to try and walk around

You don't respond to anything l say.
- l can't walk, doctor

At this rate, you'll never
be able to walk all your life

You were hurt only in one leg...
- Watch it

l've read about a patient
in a medical journal

He was crippled in both legs.
Only because of his will power...

he can walk and move around today.
Read it

l don't want to read it...
- For inspiration. Read it

This is amazing inspiration

Had you shown it to me earlier, l'd
have been running at the Asian Games

l'd have won a medal for lndia.
- Good!

l want to sit up.
- Certainly

Open that.
- Of course

l want to sit

l can... sit up.
- Of course

Let him keep lying, doctor.
Else, we'll be put to sleep

Hush... this is the treatment.
- Doctor... can l stand?

Of course!

Help me to my feet, doctor.
l want to stand

Easy...
- l can stand!

Let him sit, doctor.
- Shut up. He's being treated

Can l walk, doctor?
- Oh yes

Carefully

You don't know him, doctor. ln a
little while, he'll ask if he can run!

l think l can run, doctor.
- Of course you can run

Let him run... it's the cure.
- l can run

Slowly

He'll run away!
- Exactly! l want him to run

Let me go! l can run.
You are great, doctor

Watch it... there's a glass-pane ahead.
- Stop him!

Where has he gone?
- He has run away!

l told you and you said
it was a cure!

After him! Get him!

Wait there... shoot him
in the leg!

Not his legs, l've just
treated his leg

Don't you think our life has changed,
ever since we've come here?

lt has changed, no doubt.
We haven't committed any robbery...

nor theft, nor picked a pocket.
- That's not what l'm talking about

l'm talking about the moonlike beauty.
About Pinki, that is

She picked me up from the wheelchair
and transported me to her heart

l say, Tara. Priti's made a place
for herself in my heart

Why don't we live here then?

Don't you think this is a much better
life than the one we led earlier?

What did we have anyway?
Running away from the cops...

and Cobra?
- Don't even talk about Cobra!

He's bitten us black and blue.
- l say, brother

We'll swim across
this river of love

Let's kick this wheelchair
together!

1 24...

1 25...

1 26...

What news have you brought
from Ram Singh?

Have you had enough of the cells...

that you've called me out
for a thrashing today?

Even if you change the location,
you'll ask the same old questions

Your first question: Where is the
ammunition you stole from the army?

Your second question: Whom have
you sold the ammunition to?

Third question:
Where is your hideout?

Right...?
- You forgot my fourth question

Where are your friends hiding?
- That question, l'll surely answer

My friends are close by

Plans to rescue me are also in place

The day l'm free...

you'll be finished, Ram Singh

l'll give you the opportunity
right now

Run away from here
and finish me

You think you're very brave?

Try crossing the main gate
and prove it

l'm the only one standing
between you and your freedom

No one will interfere

With the handcuffs?
- Release him

But remember something. lf l catch
you in the first attempt...

you're getting ten blows.
The second time... five

ln the third attempt, you won't be
able to take even one blow

Go on

Soldiers...

this is Ram Singh.
Nobody will stop Panther

Let him go anywhere he wants to

Traitor! You threaten
a soldier with death?

That was four blows, Ram Singh.
Just one to go, okay?

Hit me.
- The final blow, eh?

Ladies, listen...
l'm a very poor man

l have a mother, three sisters
and two brothers

All three have got to be married.
How would Tara and Sitara be...

for two of my sisters?
- Not good at all

What's wrong with them?
- Go and find other suitors

l'll do that if l can leave the house.
You won't let me go anywhere

By the way, why did you
say that, Priti?

Obviously! He spoke of getting my
Sitara married to one of his sisters!

Have you noticed his personality?
He's so handsome

With the glitter of gold...

with the sparkle of silver...

it was when the juice
of roses was extracted...

my beauty, my love...

was created

Those who look at me,
keep looking...

l'm the one they always
think about

Take me in your arms, my love...

make love to me

A bit concealed...

the mischief of your beauty...

it was when the juice
of roses was extracted...

your beauty, my love...

was crafted

Psst to you!

Back again!

This is Cobra speaking.
- Lovely voice. Call for you

Lovely voice...?
Must be my girlfriend

Listen to the romantic chat
l have with her

Where are you, darling?
- This is Cobra

Which cobra is this?
ls it the one we defanged...

and made a public mockery of?
- This is Cobra, your father!

lt was Cobra calling.
- l know

Why did you give it to me then?
- l was scared

l understand. l'm scared too.
- Let's sit down

Could he still be on the line?

Still holding

Tara, Sitara...
please come and sit down

Have something to eat,
why're you standing there?

lf you're not hungry, could l have
some juice served to you?

What's the matter, son?
You boys look worried

No worry...
it's just a bit of tension

Actually, both of us had
the same nightmare last night

A nightmare...? What was it about?
- We saw a snake... a cobra

A venomous cobra.
- That's a very bad omen

When you have a nightmare like that,
it means your enemy's after you

But you needn't worry. Just find
a small snake and feed it some milk

How about feeding Chhotu instead?
- Good idea

The headlines: The dreaded terrorist
Cobra has escaped from police custody

Cobra has escaped from jail
on several occasions earlier...

and the police are looking for him

Know when a terrorist breaks jail?
- When?

When he wants to extract revenge
from his enemies

l saw it in Sholay
Gabbar runs away from jail...

and takes revenge from his enemy.
Cobra's taking revenge too

What's wrong with him...?
He hasn't even had any lunch

He swallowed fear at breakfast

But why are you trembling?
- As if l'd be afraid!

Brother! Cobra is here!
- Hit him!

What are you doing here
so early in the morning?

That's my question. Why are you
sleeping here, instead of the bedroom?

Moron! We are guests and
guests can sleep anywhere

What are you doing here?
- Mr Ram Singh is leaving...

for the outpost for a couple of days.
l came to clean the jeep

And these guys sleep just anywhere

Cobra wouldn't have come here,
for fear of confronting Ram Singh

But if Ram Singh himself leaves,
what happens of our safety?

Say something.
- Know what?

l have an idea.
- Shoot

Why don't we go to the border
with Ram Singh...

and cross the fence
when we get the opportunity?

What made you plan a trip
to the border with me?

We wanted to ask you something
about our character

You ask him, brother.
- Me...? No, you ask him

Go ahead and ask... what is it?

Move it! Move!

Freeze!

Get in!

Here they are

Two more guys are coming

Here you are

lt won't go off.
- Try again

lt went off,
but it didn't hit him

The bullet hit his leg!

From your face...

take off the mask...

dear sir

Let the veil be,
do not take it off

lf the veil is taken off...
- Big deal?

You've got a bullet in the leg
and you're singing songs?

What's so special about him?

You've shot me in the leg!

You shot him in the leg again!
- lt's his mistake actually

His face has value in police circles
and the public

But how will the public know
what's behind the mask?

Let me drop the curtains
on your life!

You don't even know...

your days are getting over

The impossible is
about to happen...

start counting your days

One, two, three, four...
- Five, six, seven, eight...

add it up to eleven,
buddy boy

One and one is eleven...

my friend

l say...
- Tell me

Why has Ram Singh brought us here?

Looks like we're getting the
huge reward on Cobra's head

l've always thought that
the two of us are great men

But time has always
prevented our success

With times changing...
- Ram Singh will change too

Welcome, Ram Singh.
What do you want to ask now?

Not ask, l've come to
tell you something

What?

Your brother Cobra, who wanted
to kidnap me and have you freed...

has been killed

l want to tell you something more

lt wasn't me or
a soldier who killed him

He was slain by a couple
of brave civilians

l've brought them with me,
so you can see...

our civilians are no less
than soldiers

ls this a death sentence for us?
- l don't know

We always find happiness
to protect sorrow

l don't know. l'm fed up

Brother Panther, please don't pay
attention to what Ram Singh says

Whatever happened was an accident.
- lt sure was

You could say brother Cobra
was destined to die

And isn't God kind? He snatched
one brother from you...

and gave you two brothers instead.
- Brothers. Buy one, get one free

Brother Panther,
please be patient

l will be patient

But your brother wasn't patient.
No wonder the scoundrel died!

The poor guy.
- Oh yes

The day l escape from here...

l'll dig your graves

We're talking of patience
and he's talking of graves

Hold it. You might puke on his face

Why're you so sad?
Give me a smile

What do you think of that car?

Let me take you for a drive.
- Where?

Wherever destiny takes us

Let's think it over again. Will we be
able to live without Pinki and Priti?

No, brother don't!

We don't want to listen to the
tinkle of Pinki and Priti's bangles

We must heed the threat of Panther

Panther, who is caged...

he's baying for our blood

Turned your mind, didn't l?
- lf l say something...

you'll lose your mind too
- What?

The car is gone

We've lost the dough,
but the goddesses are here

Let's forget what is gone and
appreciate what's coming our way

For beauty, we burn
in the fires of passion

Like wax, we melt

We're crazy, we sway

We slip up
and steady ourselves

There's no one
quite like us...

my love...

One and one make eleven...

my love

Tara! Sitara!
Come on out!

What was that? Lightning? Thunder?
Or, has the roof come off?

What's up, son? What happened?
- l'm going to decide this today

Decide what?
- About Tara and Sitara's lives

You guys think l don't know
anything about you?

l know every thing. And today,
l've discovered your secret too

l say, Tara...

looks like the lid has been blown
off our bank robbery

Stand right here

What are you girls doing there?
Come here

Hurry up

Lovely couples

You think no one saw you
dancing and singing?

Every time l left for the border,
l always worried...

what would happen of my family,
if something happened to me

But l'm not worried anymore.
Even if something happens to me...

l know Tara and Sitara
will look after my family

l can't believe my luck that
l find such boys right at home

l'm so happy that you've finalised
a match for Priti and Pinki

Shouldn't you ask
Priti's parents too?

What's the problem? Take mother
and go over to their place

They won't find boys like these,
will they?

l'm so happy. lf Ram Singh
has sent the proposal...

it must be from a decent
and high ranking family

That's all right. But won't you
introduce the boys to us?

At once. Tara, Sitara...
don't feel shy

Come here

l say...

greetings

The brothers with
six bullets each

The same height and looks...
they'd look the same with beards

There were these scoundrels
who robbed my bank

These boys bear a striking
resemblance to those fellows

We look like scoundrels and criminals
to him, although we're well dressed

lmagine what he'd say if were
were dressed in kurta-pajama!

l can't tolerate this...
- But l can tolerate it

We don't want a proposal like this one!
- Let me go ahead, if you don't want it

Listen sons...

l was talking about
those two scoundrels

One of those scoundrels
looked just like you

He was talking of running
away with my daughter

Why're you calling us names
again and again?

l told you we must leave.
- l'm abusing those two chaps

But we're offended.
- Why?

Obviously. We look alike.
- l see

Now tell me, which one of you
is the thief?

Both, in fact

l want to know who's the thief
who stole my daughter's heart?

Who's my son-in-law?

l'm the one Mr Ram Singh sent.
- l see

Let's hurry up. l'm getting late.
- This is my watch!

lt's mine! With a T for Tara!
- No, T stands for Tiku

lt's Tara!
You'll now say this S is yours

This S is my wife's !
- S stands for Sitara

Tara and Sitara.
- Strange coincidence

We bought them.
We got the receipts too

Come, let's sweeten our tongue.
- After bitterness comes sweet

Come, my boys

We know, you make very
good porridge, don't you?

Also cauliflower pancakes!
- How did you get to know? How...?

How many times will you ask...?
We know everything

This is the hall, there's the bedroom,
and a bathroom with a commode

The safe's over there.
- And a table, on which...

Hold it!

Let's discuss it with Mr Ram Singh
and finalise a date for the wedding

Your car keys, sir

Brother...
- l say?

lt's a surprise!

Found it!

Why's he rolling over the bonnet?

Found it! The car!

Get the stuff out, l say.
lt's going to make our lives

One moment

Who...?

Your stuff is here

l'm getting it out.
- Your permanent stuff is here

You take care of her...
l'll attend to this

What happened?
- Carry on

What's happened to him?
- l'm feeling shy... Carry on

Why've you come to meet me
so late in the night?

l couldn't help it.
l've found my heart after ages

Get a hold on your heart...
it's only for a few days

No way. l've spent
so many days without it

l'm not letting it
slip out of my hands today

Go away, before someone comes here.
- Wide open

What?
- Doors... here and there

Who's that...?

Who is it? Tara and Sitara!

What are you doing here?
- This bag fell down.

We're putting it in

This is the bag in which those
thieves stuffed the loot!

You boys have found my money!
You've found the bag!

You're like Gods to me!

Tara, Sitara...
the two of you are great!

Give us the bag.
- You are great guys! You're angels!

Every Romeo has left

Every lover-boy has left

This isn't love...

it isn't about lovers...

you're no friend...

your love...
is treacherous love

Every Romeo has left

Every lover-boy has left

Let's not talk
about those crazy lovers

Those fireflies
are better forgotten

lt wasn't love...

it wasn't about lovers...

your love...
is treacherous love

Where's the show
of modesty anymore?

Where's the innocence
of yore?

The veil slips...

and nothing matters anymore

Nothing is sacred anymore,
the promises don't matter

Devastation is about to strike

Every Juliet has left...

every lover-girl has gone
into oblivion

Let's not talk
about those women...

it isn't love,
it isn't about lovers...

your love...
is full of deceit

Call the lover boy

Call lover-girl

Call Romeo

Call Juliet over

Summon Sohni,
call Mahiwal

Bring Paro
and Devdas here

How many of them
will you bring...?

This is love only in name

What good is this joy?

When you're heart-broken,
left in the lurch

When your trust is betrayed...

The love in your eyes
is make believe

Every drunken lover has gone

Those special people
are no more

Don't even talk of
folk singers...

nor those who set
examples in true love

lt isn't about love,
or the beloved...

your love is treacherous

Love...

Brother, l don't believe it.
He looked like Cobra

Was he Cobra himself?

What a shameless man!
We threw you off the cliff...

and you still climb up?
- There was water down there...?

There was nothing.
God saved me

And now, you guys will do
just as l ask you to

Why would God save him?
- Ask Him

Why would we listen to you?

We have always done the bidding
of only one person

Our mother!
- Your mother? Talk to her

Let me talk

Mother...? Why are you crying?

My son, these scoundrels have
kidnapped me and brought me here

Where are the two of you?
- Brother, Mother's crying

Mother... are you all right?

These scoundrels have given me
nothing to eat... the rascals

Mother!
- Just you listen!

We're going to ruin your life,
you filthy...

Don't hit my brother.
- No, brother... no

He has a gun and our mother.
lt's his day

So what's your problem?
- What do you want?

Two things. Number one...
an entry into Ram Singh's house

l leave it to you to introduce me
as your paternal uncle or maternal

Number two: l want to
change my appearance

l'm sick of this beard and
l could be recognised too

Where was the need to bring all this?
- lt was necessary

lt's a token of goodwill.
And l'm no stranger

l'm the boys' maternal uncle.
- Uncle-snake-in-the-grass

He bites

You boys didn't tell me
you had an uncle too?

How could we? He sprang
before us only yesterday

When they were little children,
l went away to Africa

The tan has ruined his looks

My nephews are all praise for you

They say you've caught
the worst of criminals

Tell me something. Criminals
are normally held in jails

Where do you keep them?
- How can you ask such questions?

Have some sweetmeats.
- l wasn't asking...

about anyone in particular. l only
asked where they keep the criminals

Some more, uncle.
- Let him ask, he's your uncle

We hold dangerous criminals at
the Head Quarter's special cell

Special cell? You must have
very tight security then?

Security? They have guns,
grenades... like this one

You mean even my nephews
can't get there?

No.
- Why not?

They're our heroes,
they've saved my life

ln any case, Tara's going
to marry my sister

Everyone there knows him.
He can go there whenever he wants to

You mean, l can't go there.
- No

Why not? During duty hours, relatives
can call on their folks at work

Wonderful

l have another question, Ram Singh...
- Try this, uncle

l'm sorry, by mistake
l gave you a chilli!

Bless you... but l love chillis.
- Really? So have another

Enough...
- Here's one more

Try another

Chhotu, you've brought uncle today?
- He wanted to see the regiment

Go ahead and show him around.
Go on

This way, Uncle... this way

See the clout l wield?

l'm no lesser than Mr Ram Singh

Had you come alone, they've have
turned you away from the gate

They wouldn't have let you in, even
though you're Tara and Sitara's uncle

Chhotu's the one they respect!

Nothing's happening to you
till you're with me

Come straight after me.
Don't turn anywhere...

Don't shoot! l'm not an enemy...
l'm Major Ram Singh's relative

Major Ram Singh's relative

l'm glad you've arrived...
or your guys would've shot me

Yes, they would.
This is restricted area

We have orders to shoot
at strangers

Major, you have very tight
security here. What's up?

We're holding a very dangerous
criminal here. Panther

Panther, did you say?

He's the criminal whose brother
my nephews have killed!

He has threatened to
come out of jail and...

Not to worry, Uncle.
He can never escape

Not only do we have
very tight security...

the keys to the cell in which he's
locked is always in my custody

lt's safely kept
in my safe at home

Caught you, didn't l?
- What do you mean?

l know why you're secretly
moving around at this moment

What for?
- To steal

Steal...?
- Afraid, aren't you?

But you won't find anything there.
- Where ?

ln the kitchen.
You're hungry, aren't you?

You're hungry, right?
- Yes

l'll go and cook something.
- Hush!

All are sleeping.
- May l go and cook something for you?

My hunger has vanished

Go on. Go

Dad! Mom!

What happened?
Let them sleep

l've got to leave early for school.
lf l don't carry my fees...

my teacher's going to kill me.
- So take the money from Mummy's purse

But let them sleep. Go ahead

Where does Mummy
keep her purse?

She leaves the cupboard open!

Moron, you can't see anything.
- The purse is in the cupboard

lt's not there!
You take a look

lf l find the purse,
l'm going to fix you good

lt's right here

What's this ?
- l couldn't see it

Can you ever see anything
except food?

You'll find the rossogollas,
wherever they are

Tara...
- Yes, Sitara

Cobra's disappeared.
- He must be in the loo

He's not there.
- He's dark-skinned...

switch on the lights,
you'll find him

Get up, will you?
- What rubbish is this?

Let me sleep.
- l'm feeling scared!

Scared...? Scared of what?
- Cobra's not gone...

to free Panther, has he?
- lf he goes to free Panther...

it's good news for us.
He'll fall to the security's bullets

The bloody...
- Rat!

Not rat, the bloody...
- Rat!

Yes... rat!
- No, my boys

lf l die, who'll give you
the whereabouts of your mother?

Tell us something... where did you
disappear in the middle of the night?

To have this key made.
- lsn't that a key we heard of?

You mean we saw it earlier.
- We've broken so many locks

Must be the key to one of them.
- This is the key to Panther's freedom

Why has he thrown
the key in our face?

Explain this... why have you
thrown the key in our face?

l'll tell you. Because...
why did you throw it?

With that key, you're going to
free my brother Panther tonight

Why will the two of us
free your brother?

Because if you refuse to do that,
the Sun will rise tomorrow...

but your poor mother will
not see the new dawn

You're a bloody...
- Rat!

We'll do it for you...
let's shake paws!

Lower the beam.
- Tara?

Can't be you in both places, can you?
The officer's here, open up quickly

Raise the barrier. Quick

Mr Ram Singh's car?
- He has just arrived

At this hour?

Must l awaken him?
- With love

Shall l?

l say, brother!

Brother Panther...

He's not reacting,
he's not dead, is he?

Say nice things...
let me try

Brother Panther...
you're not dead, are you?

You're the ones who are
going to die. At my hands

You can't escape

Tara and Sitara?

We're helpless

Open the handcuff

l've found a truck driver.
We've got to leave in an hour

Where are we going?
- Wherever the truck takes us

You know, we have no place of our own.
- But...

we've ended up doing
something very horrible

What happened?
What is it, Mother?

What happened, Mother?
- l'm responsible for what you did

To save my life, the two of you
have risked your lives

Even my own children
wouldn't love me so much

Why are you harping on that?
You're hurting our feelings

Have we loved her any less
than our own mother?

Listen to me, Mother.
What's one lifetime...

we could sacrifice
ten lifetimes for you

What is the matter?
- We have some questions for you, sir

l'm sorry, l can't
talk to you

We're told you've been suspended

Two wanted thieves lived in your
house and you didn't even suspect...

their mission was to rescue Panther?
You're such a big officer...

you hold such an important post...
how could you be deceived, sir?

Apart from being an officer,
l'm also an lndian

We lndians have a huge weakness

We're very emotional

When a poor man comes to our door,
we share our food with him...

without even finding out
whether he's hungry or not

When someone comes seeking shelter...

we give him shelter in our house,
without finding out...

what lies in his heart

l was blind to have
wished to marry Tara

How was l to know that the man
l wanted as my life-companion...

would ruin my brother's
life some day

To save their mother's life, Tara
and Sitara had Panther released...

but it was poor Ram Singh
who had to bear the punishment

As someone truly said, he paid for
the sins the boys had committed

What are you doing...?
What?

You were the one who
always lent us courage

And we stand by you today.
We are with you

Dad, whenever l didn't
do well at my studies...

or was found lacking
in sports and games...

you were the one who always told me,
A soldier's son must never give up

lf the one who gave me hope
himself gives up...

what will happen of us?
- My son...

your father never gave up,
nor will he ever

No enemy has ever escaped
my eyes

What l regret is that those two
enemies lived in my own house...

and escaped my scrutiny

No, sir...

l'm the guilty one!

They made me tell them
everything about the family

l'd rather you shoot me, sir!
- Chhotu!

l'll kill those who have
betrayed all of us

Bastards!

Whom did the bullet hit?
- Not me

Tara, we came here to explain
our situation to him

But he's shooting at us
even before we can speak

l think this crisis that goes on
and on in our lives...

Mr Ram Singh, if you could hear
us out before you shoot at us?

l want to listen to nothing!

Nobody moves! Else, l'll shoot

Madam, you step here...
it's a request

You come here, brother

You're kidnapping me...?
- l swear it on God!

Nobody moves!
Else, l'll shoot the old lady!

Dad! Save Grandma!
- Have patience

Fatso, not even your father
can save your grandma!

You know what that means?

Not a word against Dad!
- Patience

Sir, even if l die,
l'm going to fix these guys!

Cut that bloody crap!

You have a mother, two brothers
and three sisters

You're going to die without
getting them married?

Not my Mother...
- Your sisters will remain unmarried

l'll see how you don't
get your mother married!

No tricks, please.
- No smartness... no

l'm not playing any tricks.
l'll do just as you say

Only let my mother go

See? lt kills you, doesn't it?

That's how mothers are

Just as your love for your mother
makes you helpless...

the two of us were helpless too.
- True

Cobra had kidnapped our mother.
He asked us to have Panther freed

Had we not had Panther freed,
the scoundrel...

The bastard!
- The sonofagun...

the bloody owl...
- The ape!

Come to the point.
- He'd have killed our mother

How could we give death to the
mother who gave us our lives?

Don't cry, Tara...

Give me the gun.
- What's the problem?

Mr Ram Singh, we enacted this drama
to make you see the truth

lf you still don't trust us,
take this gun...

and shoot us!
- What are you doing?

lf you must give the gun to someone,
give it to the mother...

she has a mother's heart!
And Ram Singh is only her son

Mr Ram Singh, please forgive us

Circumstances have driven us
to commit these bad deeds

But we're not bad human beings.
- Mr Ram Singh...

we've never wanted to
ruin anyone's family

Give us just one chance

We're the ones who set Panther free.
We'll be the ones to bring him back

That's not all.
Let me tell you, Mr Ram Singh

The respect and the happiness your
family has lost because of us...

we brothers will restore to you.
- That's not all

Just give us one more opportunity.
That's all there is to it

l see truth in what you say

Go on. l give you an opportunity

Pinki, l saw your interview
on television

You said that you're blind

Had you been blind, where would you
have found a handsome man like me?

l have a request...
please accept me

No?

She's willing, because she's shy.
- Don't tell me!

Please telephone Priti and tell her
that Sitara has turned a new leaf

And do tell yourself too, that
your Tara has also turned a new leaf

One moment

l called you a fatso.
- But he is a fatso

Brother, we made tall claims and
spoke impressive lines in there

But where are we going
to look for Panther?

You played the lion
from Punjab in there

You spoke of restoring the family's
happiness and honour

Can't help it. lt's the Punjabi blood
which is forever on the boil

But what are we going to do now?
- Brother...

that was the way mother showed us

A way out of this,
mother will show us too

Mother!

Tara, Sitara... the two scoundrels...
- What are you saying, Mother?

This is the place those two
scoundrels brought me to

Amazing! She has brought us
to the enemy's den!

That's how a mother is.
- Enough

This is no time for emotions,
it's action time

Go and keep your promise

Go and inform Ram Singh.
ln the meantime, we'll fix these guys

Watch it!

Mother! You've learnt to drive?

Mother has learnt to drive, brother.
- That's how a mother is

Right

l'm leaving your country, so l thought
l'd say bye to you one last time

You did throw your weight around
in that uniform

You will now bow your head
out of shame all your life

You asked me many questions
in custody

But Panther has the last word

Have you set the landmines?
- Yes

And the bombs?
- Yes sir

Not a trace of evidence
we leave behind

We've loaded the stuff.
So let's move

Stop the van!
Chase!

l'm so happy today

Without any bloodshed,
or doing anything wrong...

we've done something great
for the country

l'm so happy!
- Drive the van!

l feel like crying.
- Concentrate, will you?

Overtake the van!

Hold it!

Right or left? Where do we go?
- This is the first time...

we've done something right,
so take a right

That guy's gonna fall

l'm very excited today.
- Why?

Ram Singh will happily get us married.
After that...

we'll have kids from Pinki and Priti.
- Concentrate on the wheels!

What do l take now?
Right or left?

l'm even more excited.
- No excitement. Drive the van!

Listen...
- No, drive the van

l say... have we returned
to the same place?

You kept saying right and
brought us to the wrong place

When the time is right,
you come to the right place

Your time isn't right.
Ours is

Get the clowns

Strange story...

it begins and ends

What destination...
- You can't sing! Not you!

Who told you to suggest
so many rights!

You were the one who was driving.
- And who asked me to take right?

He couldn't understand,
nor could l...

What destination...?
- Not you! You can't sing!

Skip the nonsense.
- No nonsense, you don't know

This chap creates the trouble
and lands me in the soup

l create the trouble?
- Oh yes

Brother Panther, ask brother Cobra
who shot him in the leg

lt was him!
- One moment

Where was the need to say that?
Landed me in trouble again

Even if l shot at you,
who gave the gun to me?

lt was him!
- One moment!

Where was the need to say that?
All right, never mind

Ask him who gave him those kicks
and took him to the corner?

lt was him!
- One moment...

l forgot what l had to say...

where was the need to say that?
Oh yes, even if l pushed you around...

who was the one who
gave him the final kick

Who was it?
Who kicked you?

Who kicked you?

Both of us had kicked him.

Both of them had kicked me.
- l'm not sparing them!

Get them!

Where has the grenade disappeared?
- Why didn't it explode?

lt hasn't gone into a coma, has it?

There... gotcha!

Kick it. lt's been years
since we played soccer

l'm David Beckham!
- No, l'm David Beckham!

lt's me!
- Me!

What are they up to?
- They're playing with the bomb!

All right, l'm Ronaldo

Kick it

l'm Ronaldo!

How can you be Ronaldo and
David Beckham? That's not happening

They're coming for us...
- Let go!

Tara and Sitara...

scored a goal.
C'mon!

Find them!

Find them! Move it!

We're hiding in the tank, no doubt.
But can you drive it ?

l can't even ride a bicycle
and you talk about a tank?

l'm only talking out of tension,
don't get worked up

l once pushed a handcart,
but l can't even do that now

They're in the tank!

What's happening here?
- What's going on?

The headphone...
listen to the news

Kill them!

What happened?
- They say they're going to kill us

Brother! l'm so scared

Numbers... ever played roulette?
- Yes

Try a lucky number.
- One moment

What's happening here?

Those guys are kidding us
out there!

Know what?
Try one and one... it's eleven

Explosion, brother!

Shiva!

Remember what Mother used to say?
When nothing else works...

a prayer yields fruit.
So let's pray

God's gift!

We played football with it, remember?
- Let's play catching the ball

lf you remember, when we gave it
a hard kick, it simply blew up

ls it the same one...? You take it!
- You take!

Toss it out... Go on!

Let's try some more noises?
- What noises?

Press these buttons,
something will give way

Something blew up out there!

Kasim, l'm not in the car...

You said you couldn't
even ride a bicycle

So how're you driving a tank?

A bicycle needs to be balanced...
this is balanced on its own

l don't get this. Can you explain?

Our bag of tricks...

the world will see

We're different...

there's no one
quite like us

There hasn't been anyone like us...

nor will there ever be...

buddy-boy

One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten and one...

one and one makes eleven...

buddy-boy

You don't even know...

your death is soon arriving

Stop!

The impossible
is about to happen...

so start counting
your days

One, two, three, four...
- Five, six, seven, eight...

ten and eleven...

Where have they gone? And who did
this all this? Mr Ram Singh?

There's Cobra!

Here you are.
- You use it

l have a bad aim. You shoot at him.
- l can't shoot at all

Let's try together.
- Suits me

We hit his leg again!

You shoot me in the leg again!
Brother...

Die, you swine! How long
am l going to carry you?

No one can tie Panther down

l'm not sparing you!
- Panther's running away

Like the other day,
won't you wager a bet today?

No more blows?

Today... you get only one blow

One? For Panther?

What is the story of Tara and Sitara?
Can you explain it?

You know l can't explain.
Still, l will try

Although Tara and Sitara
stay in darkness...

they give light to the whole world.
- My word!

For the first time, you've
explained it without any hiccups!

Also for the first time,
we have done something good

But there's something
piercing my heart

What?
- Ram Singh's family...

made no attempt to stop us!

You're leaving without telling me?
- As if you'd have stopped us

l could've dropped you
at the station in my jeep

We don't need any jeep.
- We can walk also

He's offering us a lift!

l've arranged a mare for you

For the first time ever
Tara and Sitara realised...

that good company could
reform the worst of them

When the power of one and one
helped humanity and the nation...

they had found their wives,
a family and a comfortable life

But old habits die hard.
They wouldn't guarantee otherwise