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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,422 --> 00:00:36,422 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:39,422 --> 00:00:40,892 Have you ever stolen anything? 3 00:00:44,095 --> 00:00:45,362 No. 4 00:00:46,097 --> 00:00:47,364 Not really. 5 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:55,907 Pens. I've stolen pens... 6 00:00:55,940 --> 00:00:57,041 Just pens. 7 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,611 What's the worst thing you've ever done? 8 00:01:04,882 --> 00:01:06,349 That's private. 9 00:01:07,450 --> 00:01:08,485 Mm. 10 00:01:11,923 --> 00:01:13,390 Are you religious? 11 00:01:14,091 --> 00:01:15,525 No. 12 00:01:15,559 --> 00:01:17,028 My family is. 13 00:01:18,528 --> 00:01:20,330 But, we're not close... 14 00:01:24,434 --> 00:01:25,803 This appeals to me 15 00:01:25,837 --> 00:01:27,671 because I know it's not the best thing 16 00:01:27,704 --> 00:01:29,639 in the world being alone. 17 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:33,778 Not that you are alone. 18 00:01:33,811 --> 00:01:36,479 But you are doing this alone. 19 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:40,852 Are you writing that down? 20 00:01:40,885 --> 00:01:43,553 I... I didn't mean like "You are alone..." 21 00:01:43,587 --> 00:01:45,857 I meant, like, um... 22 00:01:45,890 --> 00:01:48,491 I don't think being alone is a bad thing. 23 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,161 I meant... 24 00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:52,429 if family is important to someone, 25 00:01:52,462 --> 00:01:54,866 they should be open and make one. 26 00:01:54,899 --> 00:01:56,167 Plus the money. 27 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,368 Not in a bad way. 28 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:06,509 Um, and, you know, putting a little bit karma in the bank 29 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,478 never hurt anyone. 30 00:02:08,511 --> 00:02:10,413 Don't write down the word "Karma". 31 00:02:10,447 --> 00:02:12,549 I'm sorry I use it. I regret it. 32 00:02:12,582 --> 00:02:15,753 Hm. 33 00:02:15,786 --> 00:02:18,155 It says here that you have a child. 34 00:02:18,189 --> 00:02:19,190 How old are they? 35 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:20,457 Seven? 36 00:02:21,993 --> 00:02:23,593 Eight? 37 00:02:23,627 --> 00:02:24,795 Eight, I guess. 38 00:02:24,829 --> 00:02:26,864 You don't know how old your own child is? 39 00:02:26,898 --> 00:02:30,667 He was adopted like right after I had him 40 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:33,104 and it was a closed adoption. 41 00:02:33,137 --> 00:02:34,638 Uh, I was in high school. 42 00:02:36,673 --> 00:02:37,707 Hm. 43 00:02:42,545 --> 00:02:43,814 Yeah, I'm sorry. I just... 44 00:02:43,848 --> 00:02:45,816 I thought that all the applicants had the... 45 00:02:45,850 --> 00:02:49,653 either be raising children or have raised them. 46 00:02:49,686 --> 00:02:51,721 I think technically the requirement 47 00:02:51,756 --> 00:02:54,658 is that "you have to have had a kid..." 48 00:02:55,927 --> 00:02:58,963 which I... have. 49 00:02:58,996 --> 00:03:00,097 Right. Right. 50 00:03:00,131 --> 00:03:05,169 I won't be offended if that is a deal-breaker for you 51 00:03:05,202 --> 00:03:08,738 but I do know what it's like to carry a baby 52 00:03:08,773 --> 00:03:10,540 and then give one up. 53 00:03:10,573 --> 00:03:15,679 And this wouldn't be mine this time, 54 00:03:15,712 --> 00:03:17,614 like this one wouldn't even be mine. 55 00:03:17,647 --> 00:03:20,617 Baby is, uh, if anything it would be easier. 56 00:03:23,687 --> 00:03:26,623 I, uh, I have some questions for you, if that's okay. 57 00:03:26,656 --> 00:03:28,558 I actually wrote them down. 58 00:03:30,928 --> 00:03:32,863 What's the worst thing you've ever done? 59 00:03:32,897 --> 00:03:33,965 Oh... 60 00:03:45,276 --> 00:03:47,677 Hey. Oh, is anyone clothed? 61 00:03:47,711 --> 00:03:49,512 Everyone's clothed. 62 00:03:49,546 --> 00:03:51,082 Sorry, I mean unclothed. 63 00:03:52,249 --> 00:03:54,952 - Uh, come on in. - Okay. 64 00:03:54,986 --> 00:03:56,253 Hey. 65 00:03:56,287 --> 00:03:57,587 - Hi, sorry, whoa... - Hello. 66 00:03:57,620 --> 00:03:58,789 ...it took me so long. 67 00:03:58,823 --> 00:04:00,958 Hey, I ran the whole way here. 68 00:04:00,992 --> 00:04:04,929 Okay. Hi, Matt. Uh, everything is going very well. 69 00:04:04,962 --> 00:04:07,731 Her HCG levels is strong, 70 00:04:07,765 --> 00:04:10,835 normal doubling, progesterone is right on schedule. 71 00:04:10,868 --> 00:04:13,304 So, all in all, it's all very good news, 72 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:16,073 on paper, this is a very viable pregnancy... 73 00:04:17,041 --> 00:04:17,975 Third time is a charm. 74 00:04:18,009 --> 00:04:19,810 Well, we can't be sure yet, 75 00:04:19,844 --> 00:04:22,847 so we'll just, uh, do our best and wait. 76 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,082 Sure, but I mean so far so good. 77 00:04:25,116 --> 00:04:26,884 So far so good. 78 00:04:26,917 --> 00:04:28,185 Congratulations. 79 00:04:29,787 --> 00:04:33,824 That's, uh... That's our first congratulations. 80 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:36,260 Oh, God, so thank you... Thank you for that. 81 00:04:36,293 --> 00:04:38,963 Yay! 82 00:04:38,996 --> 00:04:41,165 Okay. Well, call me if you need anything, Anna. 83 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:44,201 And, um, I'll see you both in a few weeks. 84 00:04:44,235 --> 00:04:45,269 Thank you. 85 00:04:46,170 --> 00:04:47,238 Bye. 86 00:04:50,341 --> 00:04:51,842 Uh, you did it. 87 00:04:53,077 --> 00:04:55,846 Yeah. We live. 88 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:58,748 It's, uh, great job in there. 89 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:04,789 Are you coming? 90 00:05:04,822 --> 00:05:06,290 Yes. Yeah, yeah. 91 00:05:07,258 --> 00:05:08,325 Um, are you... How... 92 00:05:08,359 --> 00:05:09,860 Like, how are you feeling? 93 00:05:10,828 --> 00:05:12,763 Um... 94 00:05:12,797 --> 00:05:15,900 I feel regular. Normal. 95 00:05:15,933 --> 00:05:18,069 Okay, good. That's good. Normal is good. 96 00:05:18,102 --> 00:05:20,337 That's... that's what you want. 97 00:05:20,371 --> 00:05:22,373 Uh, how are... How are you feeling? 98 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:25,276 Also good and normal 99 00:05:25,309 --> 00:05:28,879 and... uh, amazed. 100 00:05:28,913 --> 00:05:29,914 That's good. 101 00:05:29,947 --> 00:05:31,248 Yeah. I... I, uh... 102 00:05:31,282 --> 00:05:32,817 I mean this is happening. 103 00:05:32,850 --> 00:05:34,218 So far, yeah. 104 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:37,088 Yeah, but, um, by the way... 105 00:05:37,121 --> 00:05:38,189 I got you this. 106 00:05:38,823 --> 00:05:40,257 Oh... 107 00:05:40,291 --> 00:05:42,259 Um... thank you. 108 00:05:42,293 --> 00:05:43,660 Um... 109 00:05:45,229 --> 00:05:47,630 Is... is this for the baby? 110 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,234 Yeah. 111 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,936 Then maybe you should keep it. 112 00:05:51,969 --> 00:05:53,370 - Right? Yes, of course. - Yeah. 113 00:05:53,404 --> 00:05:54,637 - Um... Yeah. - Okay. 114 00:05:54,671 --> 00:05:56,373 Uh, can we just maybe get dinner? 115 00:05:56,407 --> 00:05:59,176 Like a... a just a little celebration? 116 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:01,678 Yeah. Okay, thank you. 117 00:06:01,711 --> 00:06:03,814 - Yeah. Cool. - Um... 118 00:06:03,848 --> 00:06:05,850 I have to run right now, or I'm gonna be late. 119 00:06:05,883 --> 00:06:08,052 - So, I'll call you? Yes? - Okay, perfect. Yeah. 120 00:06:08,085 --> 00:06:09,253 - Bye. - Bye. 121 00:06:21,866 --> 00:06:23,067 Well, this is great. 122 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:24,935 This is great. 123 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:28,205 - There you go. So... - Oh. 124 00:06:28,239 --> 00:06:31,175 So, yeah... 125 00:06:31,208 --> 00:06:32,843 - Crazy nervous. - Yep. 126 00:06:32,877 --> 00:06:35,379 But also insanely excited. 127 00:06:35,412 --> 00:06:36,947 You do it again. 128 00:06:36,981 --> 00:06:38,249 - Oh-oh. - Good. 129 00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:42,887 Just feels like the right time. 130 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,722 Um... if you're happy, we're happy. 131 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:48,359 Let's... how about a toast? 132 00:06:48,392 --> 00:06:49,726 - Huh... - All right. 133 00:06:51,462 --> 00:06:52,695 Um... 134 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:54,731 To... 135 00:06:57,301 --> 00:06:58,869 Uh... To... 136 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:04,975 ...life... 137 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:08,946 - Yes! Yes, to life! - Yeah. To life! 138 00:07:08,979 --> 00:07:10,848 - Family. - Baby. 139 00:07:10,881 --> 00:07:12,449 Guys, you are about to have a baby cousin. 140 00:07:12,483 --> 00:07:13,716 Baby. 141 00:07:13,751 --> 00:07:14,785 - Yeah, baby. - Yeah! 142 00:07:14,818 --> 00:07:15,853 Baby! 143 00:07:15,886 --> 00:07:17,254 - Baby. - My baby... 144 00:07:17,288 --> 00:07:20,324 Uh, it's not your baby. Um, it's my baby. 145 00:07:21,892 --> 00:07:22,993 Um... 146 00:07:23,961 --> 00:07:26,163 - What did Mom and Dad say? - Uh... 147 00:07:27,498 --> 00:07:29,400 Mom, Dad... 148 00:07:31,202 --> 00:07:33,771 I have some very exciting news... 149 00:07:34,905 --> 00:07:36,739 Where did you get that, did you find it? 150 00:07:36,774 --> 00:07:37,908 I'm pregnant. 151 00:07:40,044 --> 00:07:41,378 I mean the surrogate is pregnant. 152 00:07:41,412 --> 00:07:43,914 Did you drive with an open container in your car? 153 00:07:43,948 --> 00:07:45,182 You're not supposed to do that. 154 00:07:45,216 --> 00:07:46,483 I believe he's trying to tell us 155 00:07:46,517 --> 00:07:47,918 that he's gonna be a father. 156 00:07:47,952 --> 00:07:49,820 Well, that's not a very fatherly thing to do. 157 00:07:49,853 --> 00:07:51,121 Driving with an open container. 158 00:07:51,155 --> 00:07:53,157 It's tough to raise a kid. 159 00:07:53,190 --> 00:07:54,491 It takes two people to make a baby 160 00:07:54,525 --> 00:07:56,293 because it takes two people to raise a baby. 161 00:07:56,327 --> 00:07:57,461 I... I kind of think we're past the point 162 00:07:57,494 --> 00:07:59,230 of debate on this, you know. 163 00:07:59,263 --> 00:08:01,432 Let's... let's try and embrace the future. 164 00:08:01,465 --> 00:08:02,499 Thank you. 165 00:08:02,533 --> 00:08:03,934 It's actually happening. 166 00:08:03,968 --> 00:08:05,903 That's great, my boy. 167 00:08:05,936 --> 00:08:07,004 It is great. 168 00:08:09,273 --> 00:08:10,274 Mom? 169 00:08:11,508 --> 00:08:13,077 What's the deal on this surrogate, 170 00:08:13,110 --> 00:08:14,411 I forget is she single? 171 00:08:15,479 --> 00:08:19,283 So, you design apps? 172 00:08:19,316 --> 00:08:21,151 Correct, yep. 173 00:08:21,185 --> 00:08:22,853 Is that fun? 174 00:08:24,021 --> 00:08:25,356 Sorry, just... 175 00:08:29,159 --> 00:08:30,961 I am a little nervous. 176 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:33,197 About being a dad? 177 00:08:33,230 --> 00:08:35,099 No, uh, yes that, 178 00:08:35,132 --> 00:08:37,368 but I've thought a lot more about being a dad 179 00:08:37,401 --> 00:08:39,803 than I've thought about, um... 180 00:08:39,837 --> 00:08:40,871 ...making conversation 181 00:08:40,904 --> 00:08:43,073 with the person carrying my baby. 182 00:08:43,107 --> 00:08:46,043 Right. Well, I'm nervous too so... 183 00:08:47,411 --> 00:08:49,313 Wait... 184 00:08:49,346 --> 00:08:51,815 You're not gonna change your mind, are you? 185 00:08:51,849 --> 00:08:53,517 Oh, no. I meant I'm nervous about, 186 00:08:53,550 --> 00:08:55,386 uh, making conversation. 187 00:08:55,419 --> 00:08:57,354 Yeah. Good. Okay. 188 00:08:58,122 --> 00:08:59,356 Good. 189 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:00,991 'Cause I don't think you can change your mind 190 00:09:01,025 --> 00:09:03,994 at this point, anyway. Legally. 191 00:09:04,028 --> 00:09:07,564 I mean not, not that the laws rule your body. 192 00:09:07,598 --> 00:09:10,834 It's your body. You can do whatever you want. 193 00:09:10,868 --> 00:09:12,202 Well, you don't even need me to say that. 194 00:09:12,236 --> 00:09:14,071 I don't... You don't need my permission to do. 195 00:09:14,104 --> 00:09:15,339 It's women's right. All of it. 196 00:09:15,372 --> 00:09:17,007 I am pro everything. 197 00:09:17,041 --> 00:09:18,175 Unless you're pro-life. 198 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:22,346 And... and pro-choiceness offends you in which case... 199 00:09:22,379 --> 00:09:24,548 Does pro-choiceness offend you? 200 00:09:24,581 --> 00:09:26,884 Why would pro-choiceness offend me? 201 00:09:26,917 --> 00:09:29,086 Well, because you... Uh, you had a baby so young 202 00:09:29,119 --> 00:09:30,287 and then you gave it up. 203 00:09:31,455 --> 00:09:32,556 So you... 204 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:35,592 obviously didn't wanna have a child 205 00:09:35,626 --> 00:09:39,129 but you still actually... 206 00:09:39,163 --> 00:09:43,467 follow through it, uh, with, you know, having. 207 00:09:45,336 --> 00:09:48,906 I don't think giving up a baby for adoption 208 00:09:48,939 --> 00:09:50,574 makes someone pro-life. 209 00:09:50,607 --> 00:09:51,942 Neither do I. 210 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:57,281 Hm. 211 00:10:02,252 --> 00:10:06,623 So to Anna, so far so good. 212 00:10:06,657 --> 00:10:11,929 Uh, and to Matt and, um, wait, wait, who's egg is it again? 213 00:10:11,962 --> 00:10:14,064 Donor 45883. 214 00:10:14,098 --> 00:10:15,232 To Matt's sperm 215 00:10:15,265 --> 00:10:18,402 - and donor 45883. - Wait! 216 00:10:18,435 --> 00:10:20,270 - I'm giving the toast. - Okay. 217 00:10:20,304 --> 00:10:23,173 To my sperm, to the donor's egg, 218 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:25,576 and to Anna's uterus. 219 00:10:25,609 --> 00:10:26,877 - Cheers. - Cheers. 220 00:10:32,316 --> 00:10:36,220 - Hi. Have you decided? - Uh, yeah, um... 221 00:10:36,253 --> 00:10:39,523 Can I get, uh, free-range chicken pesto thing? 222 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:42,059 And would you like fried potato or salad? 223 00:10:42,092 --> 00:10:43,494 Uh, potato. 224 00:10:43,527 --> 00:10:45,963 Mm. Mm-mm. 225 00:10:51,368 --> 00:10:53,003 A salad. 226 00:10:53,036 --> 00:10:55,005 Mm-hm. 227 00:10:55,038 --> 00:10:56,507 And potato, please. 228 00:10:57,408 --> 00:10:58,709 And for you? 229 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:01,945 - Carbonara. - Well... 230 00:11:01,979 --> 00:11:04,348 I'm lot less nervous, uh, after the... 231 00:11:05,382 --> 00:11:07,551 You know what? I'm sorry, I just was worried 232 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,319 when you order potatoes 233 00:11:09,353 --> 00:11:11,021 because... 234 00:11:11,054 --> 00:11:14,224 ...what you eat, it eat. They eat. 235 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:16,560 You ordered pasta with bacon. 236 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,295 Yeah, but I'm the only one eating it. 237 00:11:18,328 --> 00:11:23,400 But I only matter for like the next like nine months or so. 238 00:11:23,434 --> 00:11:28,539 And you matter for the next 18 plus years. 239 00:11:28,572 --> 00:11:31,008 I feel like you're 40 something so... 240 00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:34,745 yeah, if I were you I would not eat pasta with bacon. 241 00:11:34,779 --> 00:11:35,612 Hmm. 242 00:11:37,381 --> 00:11:40,350 That's a really good point, actually. 243 00:11:40,384 --> 00:11:42,719 So why didn't you make a weird sound when I ordered it. 244 00:11:42,754 --> 00:11:45,422 Because I am not annoying. 245 00:11:45,456 --> 00:11:48,492 And I'm pro-choice. 246 00:11:48,525 --> 00:11:51,462 I see here that the placenta has formed. 247 00:11:51,495 --> 00:11:52,729 And that's great. 248 00:11:52,764 --> 00:11:54,598 How do you feel about that? 249 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,267 It's exciting. Um... 250 00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,303 Were almost in the clear, you know, 251 00:11:59,336 --> 00:12:00,537 to start telling people. 252 00:12:00,571 --> 00:12:03,407 I'm dying to tell people. 253 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,541 I've already told a couple of people 254 00:12:04,575 --> 00:12:07,044 but like I wanna tell everybody. 255 00:12:07,077 --> 00:12:09,213 And what about you, Anna? 256 00:12:09,246 --> 00:12:11,582 I'm not going to tell anybody. 257 00:12:11,615 --> 00:12:13,350 I meant how are you feeling. 258 00:12:13,818 --> 00:12:15,519 Oh, uh, good. 259 00:12:15,552 --> 00:12:19,089 I am tired, not zombie-tired yet, 260 00:12:19,122 --> 00:12:20,724 but I feel healthy. 261 00:12:20,758 --> 00:12:22,192 Good. 262 00:12:24,061 --> 00:12:25,562 I'm sorry. You're not gonna tell anyone? 263 00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:27,231 No. 264 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,802 Uh, well, I... I probably should tell 265 00:12:30,835 --> 00:12:32,469 my boss at some point. 266 00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:33,570 And that's important because 267 00:12:33,604 --> 00:12:35,639 because you'll have to arrange for maternity leave. 268 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:36,707 Really? 269 00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:38,375 But I'm not maternal. 270 00:12:38,408 --> 00:12:40,544 Maternity leave isn't just for the baby, 271 00:12:40,577 --> 00:12:42,112 it's also for the woman. 272 00:12:42,613 --> 00:12:44,047 Oh, okay. 273 00:12:44,081 --> 00:12:45,716 So you're not gonna tell anyone? 274 00:12:45,749 --> 00:12:46,750 No. 275 00:12:47,384 --> 00:12:49,086 Why not? 276 00:12:49,119 --> 00:12:52,589 I don't know. It's temporary. And private. 277 00:12:52,623 --> 00:12:54,258 But you're gonna start showing. 278 00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:56,226 It will be obvious that you're pregnant. Right? 279 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:57,361 I know, I'm not... 280 00:12:57,394 --> 00:12:58,662 I didn't say I was trying to hide it. 281 00:12:58,695 --> 00:12:59,663 I just don't have anyone 282 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:03,133 that I really need to "share the news" with. 283 00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:05,669 - Not your parents or... - No. 284 00:13:07,104 --> 00:13:09,106 Does that bother you, Matt? 285 00:13:09,139 --> 00:13:14,311 I guess I just thought that, uh, she would tell more people. 286 00:13:14,344 --> 00:13:18,682 And how do you feel knowing that she's not? 287 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,551 I don't know. Um... 288 00:13:20,584 --> 00:13:23,253 I mean it's her choice, obviously. 289 00:13:23,287 --> 00:13:25,255 And I'm very pro-choices. 290 00:13:25,289 --> 00:13:26,690 So is she. For the record. 291 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,526 Great. 292 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,162 I'm... I... I just... 293 00:13:32,195 --> 00:13:35,265 Am I supposed to act like I'm... like not here 294 00:13:35,299 --> 00:13:37,835 when you guys talk about me like that? 295 00:13:37,869 --> 00:13:41,738 Or... I've, I've just never done this before. 296 00:13:41,773 --> 00:13:44,575 It's... whatever you're comfortable with. 297 00:13:55,652 --> 00:13:59,356 I'm sorry, am I supposed to wait until... 298 00:13:59,389 --> 00:14:01,658 she decide what she's comfortable with before... 299 00:14:02,827 --> 00:14:05,295 I keep talking about her? 300 00:14:05,329 --> 00:14:06,663 That's up to you. 301 00:14:21,478 --> 00:14:24,681 Okay, well, uh... 302 00:14:24,715 --> 00:14:27,317 Um, you want a bite? 303 00:14:27,351 --> 00:14:30,120 No, thank you. It's okay. 304 00:14:34,224 --> 00:14:37,160 I went to couples therapy once before with my ex. 305 00:14:37,194 --> 00:14:39,296 - Wife? - No. Just a regular ex. 306 00:14:42,332 --> 00:14:44,869 Afterwards, we come outside and... 307 00:14:44,902 --> 00:14:46,670 hold hands and eat candy. 308 00:14:46,703 --> 00:14:48,238 That sounds nice. 309 00:14:48,271 --> 00:14:49,673 It was nice. 310 00:14:49,706 --> 00:14:52,275 Then we go home and continue not sleeping together. 311 00:15:49,299 --> 00:15:51,903 I don't wanna be a B, but that's your third croissant today. 312 00:15:54,504 --> 00:15:56,306 And? 313 00:15:56,339 --> 00:15:59,710 And I'm not being judgmental but they really are bad for you. 314 00:16:01,445 --> 00:16:02,646 So you're judging? 315 00:16:02,679 --> 00:16:04,548 No, I just said I'm not judging. 316 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:09,386 That doesn't mean anything. 317 00:16:09,419 --> 00:16:12,589 I'm dating two people named Sam. How could I be judgmental? 318 00:16:12,622 --> 00:16:15,559 I'm hungry and I wanna eat salty bread. 319 00:16:15,592 --> 00:16:17,661 Okay, but did you read that thing about how Cosco 320 00:16:17,694 --> 00:16:20,530 puts chemicals on those things, azodicarbonamide. 321 00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:22,967 They put that in yoga mats and fake leather. 322 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,268 It's really bad for you. 323 00:16:25,302 --> 00:16:27,471 But... it's in yoga mats. 324 00:16:27,504 --> 00:16:30,273 And fake leather. 325 00:16:31,475 --> 00:16:33,744 Are these from Cosco? 326 00:16:33,778 --> 00:16:37,547 I mean I don't know, but Nestlé owns Maybelline 327 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,016 and that's not even a food. 328 00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:40,952 Like Nestlé is in everywhere. 329 00:16:40,985 --> 00:16:42,586 Okay. 330 00:16:42,619 --> 00:16:45,355 I feel like we should just pack up and go home. 331 00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:48,926 What? 332 00:16:52,462 --> 00:16:54,031 - Hi. - Hey. 333 00:16:54,065 --> 00:16:55,732 What are you doing here? 334 00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:58,870 Well, I was in the neighborhood and so I brought you some tea. 335 00:16:58,903 --> 00:17:02,039 That's nice. We have a ton of tea here. It's a coffee shop. 336 00:17:02,073 --> 00:17:03,440 You don't have this. 337 00:17:03,473 --> 00:17:06,878 This is a special pregnancy tea. 338 00:17:06,911 --> 00:17:08,745 Can you not use that word around here, please? 339 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:10,747 I'm sorry, yes, of course. 340 00:17:10,782 --> 00:17:13,617 I just saw in the log that it's been kinda tough week. 341 00:17:14,518 --> 00:17:15,652 Thank you. 342 00:17:16,686 --> 00:17:18,388 And I also brought you these. 343 00:17:21,658 --> 00:17:22,760 Clogs? 344 00:17:22,794 --> 00:17:24,361 Yeah. 345 00:17:24,394 --> 00:17:26,964 I mean if you're gonna be on your feet all day... 346 00:17:26,998 --> 00:17:28,331 and your... 347 00:17:28,365 --> 00:17:29,666 You're gonna what? 348 00:17:29,699 --> 00:17:30,768 Better arch support. 349 00:17:30,802 --> 00:17:32,837 I'm, I'm barely... 350 00:17:32,870 --> 00:17:35,773 ...so, uh, I don't think I need special shoes. 351 00:17:35,807 --> 00:17:37,541 You know nurses wear this, right? 352 00:17:37,574 --> 00:17:38,508 I know. 353 00:17:38,542 --> 00:17:40,477 Did you know that artists wear this? 354 00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:44,115 Like a lot of collage artists, ceramicists. 355 00:17:44,148 --> 00:17:46,616 They're cool, like, people think these are cool now. 356 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:49,619 I think this is so sweet. 357 00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:51,588 I'm just gonna stick to my normal shoes. 358 00:17:51,621 --> 00:17:54,391 Fair enough. I'll just hold on to them until you need them. 359 00:17:54,424 --> 00:17:55,293 Which I won't. 360 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:58,528 So many blogs say that you will so... 361 00:17:58,562 --> 00:18:00,064 I'll hold on to them. It's all good. 362 00:18:00,898 --> 00:18:02,967 Ew. Whose clogs? 363 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,635 No one's. They're no one's clogs. 364 00:18:07,138 --> 00:18:08,438 I'm Matt. 365 00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:15,112 Um... apropos of nothing. Uh... 366 00:18:15,146 --> 00:18:16,746 You sure I can't return clogs here? 367 00:18:16,781 --> 00:18:18,515 Okay, well, do you have a receipt? 368 00:18:18,548 --> 00:18:19,549 - No. - Oh. 369 00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:22,153 We can't process to return on a pair of shoes. 370 00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:23,855 I feel... I mean if you have a receipt, 371 00:18:23,888 --> 00:18:24,956 I feel like it's fair. 372 00:18:24,989 --> 00:18:26,757 It's like Starbucks. You go there with the receipt 373 00:18:26,791 --> 00:18:28,491 and they... and they'll, they'll return. 374 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,094 Anything from anywhere. 375 00:18:30,127 --> 00:18:31,996 Thank you, stranger, 376 00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:34,966 for helping me in this coffee shop. 377 00:18:35,565 --> 00:18:37,434 Um... bye. 378 00:18:37,969 --> 00:18:38,970 Bye. 379 00:18:40,872 --> 00:18:42,807 A girl in my Bio-Chem wears clogs 380 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,408 and I've never seen her smile ever in my life. 381 00:19:04,929 --> 00:19:06,931 Hey, sorry. Hi. 382 00:19:06,964 --> 00:19:08,632 Uh, what, what are you... 383 00:19:08,665 --> 00:19:10,667 I thought that we were, uh, meeting at the doctor. 384 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:11,701 We are. 385 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:14,504 Uh, I just thought I would bring you this here 386 00:19:14,537 --> 00:19:15,940 in case you didn't take them at work 387 00:19:15,973 --> 00:19:18,708 because you didn't wanna reveal that you're pregnant. 388 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,045 And then I didn't wanna bring them to the doctor because... 389 00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:23,546 then you don't have to carry them around all day so... 390 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,883 But I, I really don't want them. 391 00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:28,518 Hey, sorry, uh, your bathroom door sticks. 392 00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:30,087 I know, uh... 393 00:19:30,121 --> 00:19:31,155 Hey, man. 394 00:19:33,623 --> 00:19:34,691 Hey, man. 395 00:19:34,724 --> 00:19:36,459 - I'm Matt. - Bryce. 396 00:19:40,231 --> 00:19:42,233 - So you guys just do it or... - Matt! 397 00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:43,600 Oh, who is this guy? 398 00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:44,802 - You can't do that. - Says who? 399 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,203 Are you like her uncle or something? 400 00:19:46,237 --> 00:19:47,671 - No. - No, I'm not her uncle. 401 00:19:47,704 --> 00:19:49,106 I'm the father. 402 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:51,608 - Oh, my God, you're the father? - No, I'm not her dad. 403 00:19:51,641 --> 00:19:53,177 We work together. 404 00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:55,146 Well, whatever, good luck with that. 405 00:19:55,179 --> 00:19:56,113 Yeah. 406 00:19:56,147 --> 00:19:58,648 Lemme know... Lemme know about Thursday... 407 00:19:58,682 --> 00:19:59,683 Yep. 408 00:20:05,923 --> 00:20:07,657 Oh, what's on Thursday? 409 00:20:07,691 --> 00:20:09,060 What are you doing? 410 00:20:09,093 --> 00:20:10,962 - What, what are you doing? - Nothing. 411 00:20:10,995 --> 00:20:12,096 I didn't know you had a boyfriend. 412 00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:14,531 I feel like I should have come up in the interview. 413 00:20:14,564 --> 00:20:15,833 I don't have a boyfriend. 414 00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,467 Well then, who is that... 415 00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:20,603 You just hooked up with that guy? 416 00:20:22,572 --> 00:20:24,208 So... Are there multiple "Bryces"? 417 00:20:24,241 --> 00:20:26,143 Are you mad about the clogs? 418 00:20:26,177 --> 00:20:28,245 I'm not mad about the clogs, I just... 419 00:20:28,279 --> 00:20:31,115 I'm mad because there was a random penis 420 00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:32,249 really close to my unborn baby. 421 00:20:32,283 --> 00:20:37,554 You do know that the baby is not like in my vagina? 422 00:20:38,722 --> 00:20:40,257 Yeah. 423 00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:43,294 The baby comes out of the vagina. 424 00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:45,229 Stop saying vagina. 425 00:20:45,262 --> 00:20:49,800 I wasn't able to have sex at all surrounding implantation, 426 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:53,304 and soon I'm going to be visibly pregnant 427 00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:57,141 and that will hinder my opportunity to do that. 428 00:20:57,174 --> 00:21:02,113 So you cannot tell me not to have sex for a year, okay? 429 00:21:02,146 --> 00:21:04,281 The married surrogates, 430 00:21:04,315 --> 00:21:05,648 they have sex with their husbands, 431 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:06,817 right? 432 00:21:08,019 --> 00:21:09,987 Sorry about that. 433 00:21:10,021 --> 00:21:11,554 - Now we're ready. - Mm-hm. 434 00:21:14,759 --> 00:21:16,093 Scoot down, please. 435 00:21:18,262 --> 00:21:19,529 Scoot a little more. 436 00:21:21,132 --> 00:21:23,034 And if you could scoot some more, please. 437 00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:25,102 Scoot down just a bit. 438 00:21:27,604 --> 00:21:28,906 Scoot. 439 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:30,941 Perfect. 440 00:21:32,076 --> 00:21:33,643 Oh, what is... What's... 441 00:21:33,676 --> 00:21:35,212 Hm, what's that? 442 00:21:35,246 --> 00:21:37,181 This is an internal ultrasound. 443 00:21:38,648 --> 00:21:39,682 Oh. 444 00:21:40,683 --> 00:21:41,852 I, um... 445 00:21:41,886 --> 00:21:44,889 Oh, um... I'm just gonna turn around. 446 00:21:46,257 --> 00:21:47,925 - Hm. - Ready? 447 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:50,693 You gonna feel a little pressure, okay. 448 00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:52,830 Press on your right ovary for me. 449 00:21:55,132 --> 00:21:57,334 By the way, uh, pretty sure people 450 00:21:57,368 --> 00:21:58,903 actually have sex to induce labor. 451 00:21:58,936 --> 00:21:59,970 Other side. 452 00:22:00,004 --> 00:22:01,038 Yeah, I think they do that 453 00:22:01,072 --> 00:22:02,605 at the very end of the pregnancy, 454 00:22:02,639 --> 00:22:04,641 not two months in. 455 00:22:04,674 --> 00:22:06,277 Oh, wait, what do you think by the way I... 456 00:22:06,310 --> 00:22:07,744 I'm just a technician. 457 00:22:07,778 --> 00:22:10,381 I'm not allowed to say anything about anything. 458 00:22:10,414 --> 00:22:13,284 - Off the record? - Off the record, 459 00:22:13,317 --> 00:22:16,253 it is more than fine to have sex when you're pregnant. 460 00:22:16,287 --> 00:22:19,290 Okay, but I mean she's just a technician. 461 00:22:19,323 --> 00:22:21,292 - What does she know? - I know everything. 462 00:22:21,325 --> 00:22:22,893 I'm just not allowed to say it. 463 00:22:23,394 --> 00:22:24,195 See? 464 00:22:24,228 --> 00:22:25,963 A lot of Dads go through this, 465 00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,630 they start to see their wives as precious 466 00:22:27,664 --> 00:22:30,868 and sacred and fragile as soon as they get pregnant. 467 00:22:30,901 --> 00:22:33,670 But they are the same woman. 468 00:22:33,703 --> 00:22:34,737 You can have sex. 469 00:22:34,772 --> 00:22:36,373 Oh, not... not with him. 470 00:22:36,407 --> 00:22:38,109 - I don't... - She wants to have sex 471 00:22:38,142 --> 00:22:39,676 which is very understandable 472 00:22:39,709 --> 00:22:43,114 but like my baby is in there... 473 00:22:43,147 --> 00:22:45,883 - absorbing ejaculate... - I use protection. 474 00:22:45,916 --> 00:22:48,752 Yeah, but there's thrusting, grunting... 475 00:22:48,786 --> 00:22:50,687 There's God knows what else 476 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,858 - with God knows who else. - I "date" and... 477 00:22:53,891 --> 00:22:56,961 I would like to do that while I can 478 00:22:56,994 --> 00:22:59,797 before my vagina is in full recovery. 479 00:22:59,830 --> 00:23:01,298 Did you guys want to hear the heartbeat? 480 00:23:01,332 --> 00:23:04,168 Or should we wait for this dispute to settle? 481 00:23:04,201 --> 00:23:05,903 There's a heartbeat? 482 00:23:10,707 --> 00:23:12,376 It's... it's alive! 483 00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:17,815 It's alive. 484 00:23:17,848 --> 00:23:19,783 So you heard the heartbeat? 485 00:23:19,817 --> 00:23:21,684 That's a really exciting moment, 486 00:23:21,718 --> 00:23:23,420 especially for first-time parent. 487 00:23:23,454 --> 00:23:25,389 Very exciting. 488 00:23:25,422 --> 00:23:30,693 I mean I just... I wanna hear that sound all the time. 489 00:23:30,727 --> 00:23:33,164 I mean is there an app for that? 490 00:23:33,197 --> 00:23:34,865 There should be an app for that. 491 00:23:34,899 --> 00:23:36,233 And Anna, what about... 492 00:23:36,267 --> 00:23:39,136 What about you, how was that experience for you? 493 00:23:39,170 --> 00:23:41,172 It was great. It was... It was fine. 494 00:23:41,205 --> 00:23:44,341 Um... It's nice to see Matt so happy. 495 00:23:45,376 --> 00:23:47,778 Well, you were happy too. 496 00:23:47,811 --> 00:23:49,780 Yeah, totally. That's what she said, 497 00:23:49,813 --> 00:23:51,782 said it was nice to see you so happy. 498 00:23:53,317 --> 00:23:54,351 Thank you. 499 00:23:54,385 --> 00:23:58,455 Um, had there been any conflicts that have come up? 500 00:23:58,489 --> 00:24:00,391 Um, aside from the clogs? 501 00:24:03,060 --> 00:24:04,727 Oh, here's something. 502 00:24:04,762 --> 00:24:06,397 "Furthermore, the surrogate agrees 503 00:24:06,430 --> 00:24:08,132 not to engage in strenuous 504 00:24:08,165 --> 00:24:11,969 or high-risk activity including but not limited to skydiving, 505 00:24:12,002 --> 00:24:14,004 contact sports, horseback riding, 506 00:24:14,038 --> 00:24:15,472 skiing, scuba diving, 507 00:24:15,506 --> 00:24:18,242 weight lifting, rollerblading, roller-skating, 508 00:24:18,275 --> 00:24:22,112 skateboarding, surfing, bungee jumping, bike riding, 509 00:24:22,146 --> 00:24:25,249 or riding in vehicles weighing under 3,000 pounds 510 00:24:25,282 --> 00:24:28,252 including but not limited to motorcycles, 511 00:24:28,285 --> 00:24:30,788 Vespas slash scooters, 512 00:24:30,821 --> 00:24:33,424 dune buggies, jet skis, Segues, 513 00:24:33,457 --> 00:24:35,292 Jeeps or smart cars." 514 00:24:35,326 --> 00:24:36,327 See? 515 00:24:37,428 --> 00:24:38,829 Well, first of all, all that is, 516 00:24:38,862 --> 00:24:40,898 is "including but not limited to". 517 00:24:40,931 --> 00:24:43,267 And second of all, it could be consider a contact sport. 518 00:24:44,335 --> 00:24:46,503 Right? And Bryce rides a scooter! 519 00:24:46,537 --> 00:24:48,439 - I mean... - He's not plowing me 520 00:24:48,472 --> 00:24:49,739 on a scooter. 521 00:24:53,344 --> 00:24:54,545 That's actually what I... 522 00:24:54,578 --> 00:24:55,679 Oh, hang on, hang on. 523 00:24:55,713 --> 00:24:58,215 I'm gonna cut you off because... It says right here... 524 00:24:58,249 --> 00:24:59,350 not supposed to ask you 525 00:24:59,383 --> 00:25:00,484 what you're gonna do with the money. 526 00:25:00,517 --> 00:25:03,153 You didn't ask me about the money. 527 00:25:03,187 --> 00:25:04,154 Oh, yeah, you're right. 528 00:25:04,188 --> 00:25:07,458 Yeah, you were just volunteering the information. 529 00:25:08,926 --> 00:25:09,960 Yeah, go on. 530 00:25:10,527 --> 00:25:12,062 I graduated late 531 00:25:12,096 --> 00:25:13,864 because I was... 532 00:25:13,897 --> 00:25:17,101 Um... and I missed college. 533 00:25:17,134 --> 00:25:19,436 I got an associates degree online. 534 00:25:19,470 --> 00:25:23,307 So there's this accelerated degree program in Vermont 535 00:25:23,340 --> 00:25:25,109 where if I could get accepted 536 00:25:25,142 --> 00:25:27,211 I would go to school for three and a half years. 537 00:25:27,244 --> 00:25:28,545 No breaks. 538 00:25:28,579 --> 00:25:32,216 I can finish my bachelors and, uh, get my masters. 539 00:25:32,249 --> 00:25:35,219 That's incredible. What are you gonna study? 540 00:25:35,252 --> 00:25:36,387 Hospitali... 541 00:25:38,155 --> 00:25:40,491 I just wanna double-check. Make sure this is like... 542 00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:42,226 Oh, cool. 543 00:25:44,561 --> 00:25:47,064 You just look? 544 00:25:47,097 --> 00:25:51,302 Yeah, just swipe and check out all of the pictures. 545 00:25:51,335 --> 00:25:53,537 - They're your friends? - No. Strangers. 546 00:25:53,570 --> 00:25:55,205 What's this do? 547 00:25:55,239 --> 00:25:58,509 That is your "favorite button" so if you hit that 548 00:25:58,542 --> 00:26:01,111 then the person goes on to your favorite list 549 00:26:01,145 --> 00:26:03,247 and you can look at him anytime you want. 550 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,516 Otherwise, you just see the person once ever. 551 00:26:07,518 --> 00:26:10,187 How do you know if you're in someone else's favorites? 552 00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:12,289 You don't. 553 00:26:12,323 --> 00:26:14,258 This is the saddest app I've ever seen. 554 00:26:14,291 --> 00:26:15,259 Aren't you a millennial? 555 00:26:15,292 --> 00:26:16,960 You're supposed to know all about this stuff. 556 00:26:16,994 --> 00:26:18,062 People use this? 557 00:26:18,095 --> 00:26:19,096 Yeah. 558 00:26:19,129 --> 00:26:21,131 Enough to pay for the baby. 559 00:26:21,165 --> 00:26:22,333 Weird. 560 00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:25,269 This is it. 561 00:26:25,302 --> 00:26:26,537 The nursery-to-be. 562 00:26:27,304 --> 00:26:28,405 It's cute. 563 00:26:28,439 --> 00:26:29,940 Right. It's gonna be great. 564 00:26:30,941 --> 00:26:33,010 - Speck of light. - Huh. 565 00:26:33,043 --> 00:26:36,313 Yeah. There's a lot of swatches up there. 566 00:26:36,347 --> 00:26:39,416 It's very hard to pick a color for the nursery 567 00:26:39,450 --> 00:26:42,286 because there's a lot of writing on it. 568 00:26:42,319 --> 00:26:44,021 For example, take orange. 569 00:26:44,054 --> 00:26:48,258 Orange is usually good for joy and creativity. 570 00:26:48,292 --> 00:26:52,196 But a dark orange can trigger deceit or distrust. 571 00:26:52,996 --> 00:26:55,099 Uh, yellow. 572 00:26:55,132 --> 00:26:59,970 Usually associated with happiness and intellect, 573 00:27:00,003 --> 00:27:04,641 but it can also symbolize sickness or decay. 574 00:27:04,675 --> 00:27:10,013 Green, may sustain growth, renewal, safety, nature. 575 00:27:10,047 --> 00:27:11,115 Well, guess what? 576 00:27:11,148 --> 00:27:14,651 It's also greed, money, avarice. 577 00:27:14,685 --> 00:27:17,388 Where... where you getting all this? 578 00:27:21,125 --> 00:27:22,126 This. 579 00:27:24,027 --> 00:27:26,630 "Opening the Shades: The deeper meaning behind colors 580 00:27:26,663 --> 00:27:28,465 and the subconscious hold they have 581 00:27:28,499 --> 00:27:29,666 on a developing mind." 582 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:31,668 That's kind of intense. 583 00:27:31,702 --> 00:27:34,271 Mm-hm. You know it was in the baby section. 584 00:27:35,472 --> 00:27:36,473 Oh. 585 00:27:49,686 --> 00:27:51,488 This one is kind of looking a little like 586 00:27:51,522 --> 00:27:52,990 pea soup to me now. 587 00:27:53,023 --> 00:27:55,025 Mm-hm. Yeah. 588 00:27:55,058 --> 00:27:59,396 And this one looks a little bright for sleeping. 589 00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:01,031 Even with the lights off? 590 00:28:02,399 --> 00:28:03,400 Yeah. 591 00:28:05,569 --> 00:28:07,271 Wow, it got really late. 592 00:28:10,674 --> 00:28:12,209 Yeah, this one is kind of like 593 00:28:12,242 --> 00:28:13,710 what a waiting room would be painted. 594 00:28:13,744 --> 00:28:16,313 Mm-hm. Yeah. 595 00:28:16,346 --> 00:28:18,982 That's like an old IBM PC. 596 00:29:01,492 --> 00:29:05,696 "Dusty blue-green, impractical and idealist." 597 00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:23,347 - First time? - Hm? Yeah, yeah. 598 00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:26,216 So are you, three, four months now? 599 00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:28,418 Exactly. Hm. 600 00:29:28,452 --> 00:29:30,287 Six and a half. 601 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,556 - Congratulations. - Congratulations. 602 00:29:32,589 --> 00:29:33,624 Thank you. 603 00:29:33,657 --> 00:29:35,158 My couple... 604 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,694 is out of town. 605 00:29:37,728 --> 00:29:38,662 They're in Iowa. 606 00:29:38,695 --> 00:29:41,465 They're great and we, we talk all the time 607 00:29:41,498 --> 00:29:43,467 and we... you know, we Skype a lot. 608 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:45,837 I'm good at reminding myself and my son 609 00:29:45,870 --> 00:29:48,705 that this baby is not a part of our family. 610 00:29:48,739 --> 00:29:52,609 And you know my husband needs no reminding. 611 00:29:52,643 --> 00:29:55,546 He's great. Very supportive. I love him. 612 00:29:55,579 --> 00:29:58,816 I just haven't been able to talk with anyone about it, 613 00:29:58,850 --> 00:30:00,617 some kind of bottled up, I guess. 614 00:30:00,651 --> 00:30:01,819 I'm jealous. 615 00:30:01,853 --> 00:30:03,587 We can't stop talking about it. 616 00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:04,856 I long for small talk. 617 00:30:04,889 --> 00:30:08,158 Uh, we're ready to begin if you wanna circle up. 618 00:30:08,191 --> 00:30:09,459 Oh, I'll catch you later, man. 619 00:30:13,831 --> 00:30:15,465 Hello. Hi. 620 00:30:15,499 --> 00:30:17,367 My guy is local. 621 00:30:17,401 --> 00:30:23,173 He is single so it's just us, um... 622 00:30:23,206 --> 00:30:27,377 Sometimes I really want my space like... 623 00:30:27,411 --> 00:30:29,680 when he is monitoring my diet 624 00:30:29,713 --> 00:30:33,517 or the person I'm sleeping with, but then... 625 00:30:33,550 --> 00:30:36,788 I also had a really okay time 626 00:30:36,821 --> 00:30:39,389 picking the color for the nursery with him. 627 00:30:39,423 --> 00:30:41,893 That was cool 'cause it was... 628 00:30:41,926 --> 00:30:44,461 It was nice to picture where this is all going. 629 00:30:49,366 --> 00:30:51,869 What you were saying about like, uh, 630 00:30:51,903 --> 00:30:54,438 "no two days have to be the same"? 631 00:30:54,471 --> 00:30:56,707 Right. Every day is new. 632 00:30:56,740 --> 00:31:00,177 Yeah. I mean both the things that I have mentioned 633 00:31:00,210 --> 00:31:02,145 happened on the same day, but... 634 00:31:03,714 --> 00:31:04,715 yeah. 635 00:31:05,749 --> 00:31:07,217 How was group? 636 00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:09,386 It's fine. It's weird. 637 00:31:09,419 --> 00:31:11,521 Uh... what about you? 638 00:31:11,555 --> 00:31:12,656 I am... 639 00:31:15,793 --> 00:31:17,895 I was the only one there alone. 640 00:31:17,929 --> 00:31:21,365 I was the only one there, uh, without a family at home. 641 00:31:21,398 --> 00:31:22,432 Mm. 642 00:31:23,367 --> 00:31:24,501 What are you up to? 643 00:31:26,603 --> 00:31:29,406 The show is so dumb. 644 00:31:29,439 --> 00:31:31,909 This is a timeless classic television show. 645 00:31:31,943 --> 00:31:34,846 It is the Godfather of television shows. 646 00:31:34,879 --> 00:31:37,214 And I mean that as in the movie Godfather. 647 00:31:37,247 --> 00:31:39,282 What the... What the movie Godfather is to movies, 648 00:31:39,316 --> 00:31:41,351 this is to the television shows. 649 00:31:41,385 --> 00:31:44,221 So Ross went to college with Chandler. 650 00:31:44,254 --> 00:31:48,793 And, and just happened to move across the hall from Monica. 651 00:31:48,826 --> 00:31:50,828 No Ross and Monica are siblings. 652 00:31:50,862 --> 00:31:52,663 Come on, Anna, you know this. 653 00:31:52,696 --> 00:31:55,699 Do, do you still, uh, talk to any of your college friends? 654 00:31:55,732 --> 00:31:58,235 Yeah. Yeah, for sure. 655 00:31:58,268 --> 00:32:01,906 Um, at this point, they're all either settled down 656 00:32:01,939 --> 00:32:07,444 or desperately clinging to the corpse of their youth. 657 00:32:07,477 --> 00:32:10,882 - And you are? - Right in the middle. 658 00:32:11,816 --> 00:32:12,817 Yeah. 659 00:32:13,851 --> 00:32:16,720 What about you? College friends? 660 00:32:16,754 --> 00:32:18,689 - Oh, I... I didn't go. - Oh, right. 661 00:32:18,722 --> 00:32:21,826 Uh, are you still in touch with high school friends? 662 00:32:21,859 --> 00:32:23,293 No, no. 663 00:32:31,468 --> 00:32:34,872 Um... why are you alone? 664 00:32:37,741 --> 00:32:39,676 Um, sorry, what? 665 00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:42,980 Like why are you doing this alone? 666 00:32:43,014 --> 00:32:47,484 Well, I would like to have a family and this is a... 667 00:32:47,517 --> 00:32:50,487 Not... not the answer that you gave in the interview. 668 00:32:53,024 --> 00:32:54,357 Okay. 669 00:32:55,592 --> 00:32:59,362 Um... because I am alone. 670 00:33:00,064 --> 00:33:01,331 That's why. 671 00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,701 Yeah, I just... 672 00:33:04,735 --> 00:33:07,772 You know I feel I'm, I'm in this chapter of my life 673 00:33:07,805 --> 00:33:10,474 that feels like it should be over but it's not. 674 00:33:10,507 --> 00:33:11,976 It's just on a loop. 675 00:33:12,009 --> 00:33:13,811 When I hang out with my settled friends, 676 00:33:13,845 --> 00:33:16,480 I feel sad for what I want and don't have. 677 00:33:16,513 --> 00:33:19,282 And when I hang out with my single friends, 678 00:33:19,316 --> 00:33:22,053 I feel sad for what I have and don't want. 679 00:33:22,086 --> 00:33:25,555 And I'm just... I, I just... 680 00:33:25,589 --> 00:33:28,893 need to move forward. 681 00:33:28,926 --> 00:33:33,396 And it just so happens that I'm doing it by myself. 682 00:33:33,430 --> 00:33:35,032 Was there ever anyone that you thought 683 00:33:35,066 --> 00:33:36,566 you'd be doing this with? 684 00:33:37,701 --> 00:33:39,469 Yeah, there was actually. 685 00:33:39,971 --> 00:33:41,906 For eight years. 686 00:33:41,939 --> 00:33:43,707 Um, but it didn't work out. 687 00:33:45,375 --> 00:33:48,012 You know sometimes it doesn't work out. 688 00:33:49,781 --> 00:33:51,681 People think I'm giving something up to do this, 689 00:33:51,715 --> 00:33:52,950 but I don't feel that way at all. 690 00:33:52,984 --> 00:33:57,687 I just feel like I'm pursuing this thing that I care about. 691 00:34:00,457 --> 00:34:05,029 It's weird to be perceived as hopeless in this moment 692 00:34:05,062 --> 00:34:07,497 when I'm actually incredibly hopeful. 693 00:34:12,636 --> 00:34:14,371 Why are you alone? 694 00:34:14,404 --> 00:34:16,808 I'm 26. 695 00:34:17,975 --> 00:34:19,844 But you're with your family? 696 00:34:20,878 --> 00:34:22,712 Um... 697 00:34:22,746 --> 00:34:25,983 Well, they never looked at me 698 00:34:26,017 --> 00:34:30,054 the same way after I got pregnant. 699 00:34:30,087 --> 00:34:37,061 And I got tired of seeing myself the way they saw me. 700 00:34:37,094 --> 00:34:39,096 Or see me. 701 00:34:39,130 --> 00:34:42,767 They were really mad when I got pregnant 702 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:48,306 and they were really mad when I gave it up for adoption. 703 00:34:49,073 --> 00:34:51,108 Uh... 704 00:34:51,142 --> 00:34:55,813 It really seemed like the only way they were gonna be happy 705 00:34:55,847 --> 00:34:58,950 as if I was wildly unhappy. 706 00:34:58,983 --> 00:34:59,984 Um... 707 00:35:00,918 --> 00:35:01,919 So... 708 00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:04,021 Yeah. 709 00:35:05,422 --> 00:35:07,557 Do you miss them? 710 00:35:07,591 --> 00:35:09,693 Um, yeah. 711 00:35:09,726 --> 00:35:14,531 But I missed them before, uh, we stopped talking. 712 00:35:15,432 --> 00:35:18,002 I miss the family I had when I was ten. 713 00:35:18,035 --> 00:35:21,438 Uh, not talking has actually made it, like, much easier. 714 00:35:25,542 --> 00:35:28,079 Sometimes things just don't work out. 715 00:35:31,883 --> 00:35:33,516 I think I've heard that somewhere. 716 00:35:38,923 --> 00:35:41,524 Oh, it's like shopping! 717 00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:45,395 Thank you so much for doing this with me. 718 00:35:47,131 --> 00:35:48,766 So are you gonna have 719 00:35:48,799 --> 00:35:50,500 the baby shower? 720 00:35:50,533 --> 00:35:52,970 Um... no. 721 00:35:53,004 --> 00:35:54,071 Why not? 722 00:35:54,105 --> 00:35:55,472 It just seems kinda weird. 723 00:35:55,505 --> 00:35:57,474 Because you're a guy? 724 00:35:58,175 --> 00:35:59,442 I don't know. 725 00:35:59,476 --> 00:36:01,478 Because you're single? 726 00:36:01,511 --> 00:36:03,180 Well, you're not making it sound less weird. 727 00:36:03,214 --> 00:36:04,949 I think you should have one. 728 00:36:05,515 --> 00:36:06,549 Really? 729 00:36:08,551 --> 00:36:09,686 Would you come? 730 00:36:10,221 --> 00:36:11,856 Yeah. 731 00:36:11,889 --> 00:36:14,557 It, it can't miss its own baby shower. 732 00:36:14,591 --> 00:36:17,594 Can we not keep calling it "it"? 733 00:36:18,561 --> 00:36:20,131 Yeah, sorry, um... 734 00:36:20,164 --> 00:36:21,933 - Oh. - They can't miss 735 00:36:21,966 --> 00:36:23,834 its own baby shower. 736 00:36:26,971 --> 00:36:28,773 Yeah, maybe we can come up with, like, 737 00:36:28,806 --> 00:36:30,975 a gender-neutral name for the interim. 738 00:36:31,008 --> 00:36:34,779 What's a gender-neutral name? Like Pat or Tag? 739 00:36:34,812 --> 00:36:37,148 Well, Pat's lame and Tag is male. 740 00:36:37,181 --> 00:36:38,849 I don't think they should know the name. 741 00:36:38,883 --> 00:36:40,851 I mean just temporary till we find out the sex 742 00:36:40,885 --> 00:36:42,219 and then I can give it a real name. 743 00:36:42,253 --> 00:36:44,521 I don't think I should know the sex either. 744 00:36:44,554 --> 00:36:45,790 - Really? - Yeah. 745 00:36:45,823 --> 00:36:46,857 Like Switzerland. 746 00:36:46,891 --> 00:36:49,226 I guess the less I know the better. 747 00:36:49,260 --> 00:36:50,962 That's what they say in group. 748 00:36:50,995 --> 00:36:53,164 They're saying the opposite in my group. 749 00:36:53,197 --> 00:36:54,131 Great. 750 00:36:54,165 --> 00:36:55,699 Well, so, let's just come up with something 751 00:36:55,732 --> 00:36:56,801 for the time being. 752 00:36:56,834 --> 00:36:58,535 How about Peanut? 753 00:36:58,568 --> 00:37:00,071 I think that's too human. 754 00:37:01,906 --> 00:37:04,607 What about Radio? 755 00:37:04,641 --> 00:37:05,876 Radio? 756 00:37:05,910 --> 00:37:10,247 Yeah, it's like personable but anonymous. 757 00:37:10,281 --> 00:37:12,749 Excuse, a little male to me for some reason. 758 00:37:12,783 --> 00:37:13,818 Soda? 759 00:37:13,851 --> 00:37:14,952 Hmm, female. 760 00:37:15,685 --> 00:37:16,720 What about Leaf? 761 00:37:16,754 --> 00:37:18,255 I think that's actually a name. 762 00:37:18,289 --> 00:37:19,489 Yeah. 763 00:37:20,024 --> 00:37:21,092 Lamp? 764 00:37:23,761 --> 00:37:24,762 Lamp? 765 00:37:26,897 --> 00:37:29,632 Yeah, I don't... I don't know what lamp is. 766 00:37:29,666 --> 00:37:30,734 Okay. 767 00:37:30,768 --> 00:37:31,802 Lamp. 768 00:37:31,836 --> 00:37:32,837 Lamp. 769 00:37:34,171 --> 00:37:36,307 I'm not going to whisper. 770 00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:37,808 I don't mean to actually whisper. 771 00:37:37,842 --> 00:37:41,078 I just mean like talk very softly. 772 00:37:41,112 --> 00:37:43,214 - Matt. - Well... 773 00:37:43,247 --> 00:37:45,816 I mean your voice is gonna be the, the voice 774 00:37:45,850 --> 00:37:47,751 that Lamp identifies with the most. 775 00:37:47,785 --> 00:37:51,288 'Cause Lamp hears you all the time 776 00:37:51,322 --> 00:37:54,225 and so I'm just trying to figure out a way to like... 777 00:37:54,258 --> 00:37:57,727 also make my voice a strong presence. 778 00:37:57,762 --> 00:37:59,696 So I think if you are soft... 779 00:38:00,831 --> 00:38:01,932 Just a little softer. 780 00:38:01,966 --> 00:38:04,835 Okay, well then, why don't you just yell all the time? 781 00:38:04,869 --> 00:38:06,736 I don't come across with angry... 782 00:38:06,771 --> 00:38:07,772 Anna? 783 00:38:08,272 --> 00:38:09,907 Anna Caper? 784 00:38:09,940 --> 00:38:11,641 - Hey... - Carly! 785 00:38:11,674 --> 00:38:12,877 Oh, Carly! 786 00:38:12,910 --> 00:38:14,045 - Oh, my God, hi. - Hi. 787 00:38:14,078 --> 00:38:15,880 I haven't seen you in forever. 788 00:38:15,913 --> 00:38:17,114 Hi, yeah. 789 00:38:17,148 --> 00:38:18,783 What are you doing here? 790 00:38:18,816 --> 00:38:19,850 My cousin's out here, 791 00:38:19,884 --> 00:38:21,651 I'm visiting for her baby shower. 792 00:38:21,684 --> 00:38:24,088 Yeah. So you live here now? 793 00:38:24,121 --> 00:38:25,990 I do. Yeah. 794 00:38:26,023 --> 00:38:29,126 How's, um... law school? 795 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,261 So crazy! 796 00:38:30,294 --> 00:38:32,063 It's just the first year but still. 797 00:38:32,096 --> 00:38:34,065 We're like real adults. 798 00:38:34,098 --> 00:38:36,599 Not just like college adults, you know what I mean? 799 00:38:36,633 --> 00:38:39,736 Yeah, it sneaks up on you, really fast. 800 00:38:39,770 --> 00:38:41,338 - So you live here. - Mm-hm. 801 00:38:41,372 --> 00:38:43,340 And you moved with your boyfriend, right? 802 00:38:43,374 --> 00:38:45,708 - Right. - Aw. 803 00:38:45,742 --> 00:38:48,079 Is a congratulations in order or... 804 00:38:48,112 --> 00:38:51,816 Not really, he lives in Seattle now. 805 00:38:51,849 --> 00:38:55,252 I meant like, you know... a baby... 806 00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:58,856 - No. No, no, no. - No? 807 00:38:58,889 --> 00:39:01,025 - No, no. No. - No? Oh. 808 00:39:01,058 --> 00:39:03,693 So what are you doing in maternity wear? 809 00:39:05,129 --> 00:39:07,998 - I'm working. - Working? 810 00:39:08,032 --> 00:39:09,333 Working here? 811 00:39:09,366 --> 00:39:11,402 - Yes. Yeah, at the store. - Oh, great. 812 00:39:11,435 --> 00:39:12,403 Hi, excuse me. 813 00:39:12,436 --> 00:39:15,005 Uh, sorry to interrupt. You work here? 814 00:39:15,039 --> 00:39:18,242 Uh, what's the difference between these two items? 815 00:39:21,078 --> 00:39:23,147 The material and the color. 816 00:39:26,317 --> 00:39:27,318 Hmm. 817 00:39:28,052 --> 00:39:30,054 - Mm. - Yeah. 818 00:39:30,087 --> 00:39:33,324 Also, um, somebody dropped some clothes on the floor, 819 00:39:33,357 --> 00:39:35,092 you may wanna look into it. 820 00:39:35,126 --> 00:39:36,393 - Yeah, okay. - Mm. 821 00:39:36,427 --> 00:39:37,761 I should go. I should go. 822 00:39:37,795 --> 00:39:39,296 - It was great to see you. - Yeah. 823 00:39:39,330 --> 00:39:41,899 Allie is gonna freak out when I tell her I ran into you. 824 00:39:41,932 --> 00:39:44,168 It's the smallest world ever. 825 00:39:44,201 --> 00:39:45,236 - Cool. - Okay. 826 00:39:45,269 --> 00:39:47,938 Oh, do you know where the, the Bath Buddies are? 827 00:39:47,972 --> 00:39:49,240 - Bath Buddies? - Mm-hm. 828 00:39:49,273 --> 00:39:51,242 Yeah. Um, over there. 829 00:39:51,275 --> 00:39:53,777 You're gonna wanna check over there. 830 00:39:53,811 --> 00:39:55,179 - There? Okay. - Mm-hm. 831 00:39:55,212 --> 00:39:56,646 Yeah, um, yeah. 832 00:39:59,316 --> 00:40:01,684 Hey, hey. I... I don't want you to lift this stuff up. 833 00:40:01,718 --> 00:40:04,654 I can lift something I was already carrying. 834 00:40:06,723 --> 00:40:08,459 Who was that? 835 00:40:08,492 --> 00:40:11,295 - It's my sister's friend. - You have a sister? 836 00:40:13,030 --> 00:40:15,032 - Yes. - I have a brother. 837 00:40:17,001 --> 00:40:19,270 See, whispering is not so bad, right? 838 00:40:23,807 --> 00:40:26,343 Hey, I didn't know you had a sister. 839 00:40:27,344 --> 00:40:30,347 Yeah. Allie. 840 00:40:30,381 --> 00:40:33,384 Oh, she's gonna know I'm not with Jason anymore. 841 00:40:34,084 --> 00:40:34,952 Who is Jason? 842 00:40:34,985 --> 00:40:37,888 It's the guy I moved here to be with. 843 00:40:38,889 --> 00:40:40,824 What happened to him? 844 00:40:40,858 --> 00:40:44,895 It, it doesn't matter, it was a long time ago. 845 00:40:44,929 --> 00:40:49,233 Do you think that... she could tell that I was lying 846 00:40:49,266 --> 00:40:50,301 about being pregnant? 847 00:40:50,334 --> 00:40:51,734 No. 848 00:40:51,769 --> 00:40:54,405 No, no, we did a good job covering it. 849 00:40:55,906 --> 00:40:57,107 Hey. 850 00:40:57,141 --> 00:40:58,809 What's happening? 851 00:40:58,842 --> 00:41:03,514 I just... I hate the idea of Allie... 852 00:41:03,547 --> 00:41:05,449 finding out that I'm pregnant again. 853 00:41:06,317 --> 00:41:08,819 And my mom and dad. 854 00:41:10,554 --> 00:41:15,326 Oh, look... they, they probably not gonna find out, right? 855 00:41:15,359 --> 00:41:18,395 But even if they do, what's the worst-case scenario? 856 00:41:18,429 --> 00:41:22,132 I don't know like it would confirm 857 00:41:22,166 --> 00:41:24,168 what they think about me already. That... 858 00:41:26,270 --> 00:41:29,039 That they're right. That the only thing I'm good at 859 00:41:29,073 --> 00:41:30,207 is getting pregnant. 860 00:41:33,310 --> 00:41:34,845 Okay. 861 00:41:34,878 --> 00:41:39,783 You have also helped to create two families. 862 00:41:41,285 --> 00:41:44,521 By giving the hardest possible gifts. 863 00:41:44,555 --> 00:41:49,426 First, your actual kid and now your actual self. 864 00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:53,897 They are not silver linings, they're stand-alone good things. 865 00:42:00,371 --> 00:42:01,905 That's really nice. 866 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:03,941 Thank you. 867 00:42:04,942 --> 00:42:06,010 You're welcome. 868 00:42:07,311 --> 00:42:09,013 Let's get some house plants. 869 00:42:09,046 --> 00:42:10,314 It's supposed to help filter out 870 00:42:10,347 --> 00:42:12,883 harmful airborne household toxins. 871 00:42:12,916 --> 00:42:13,951 What? 872 00:42:15,319 --> 00:42:17,254 So, you like 873 00:42:17,288 --> 00:42:19,023 - just looking? - Yeah. 874 00:42:19,056 --> 00:42:20,491 'Cause I feel like on Tinder, everyone wants, like, 875 00:42:20,524 --> 00:42:21,692 to send you a dick pic or they want you 876 00:42:21,725 --> 00:42:25,462 to sit on their face or even worse like buy them dinner. 877 00:42:25,496 --> 00:42:27,831 Here, I can just, like, look. 878 00:42:27,865 --> 00:42:29,566 Can't you just swipe no on Tinder? 879 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,235 Isn't that like the same thing? 880 00:42:31,268 --> 00:42:33,404 No, it wouldn't be because you probably end up 881 00:42:33,437 --> 00:42:35,406 hurting someone's feelings or if you're like me, 882 00:42:35,439 --> 00:42:38,842 you'll end up getting drunk and sitting on their face, anyway. 883 00:42:38,876 --> 00:42:41,278 I can't believe the father of your baby made Loner. 884 00:42:41,312 --> 00:42:43,614 It's not my baby. 885 00:42:43,647 --> 00:42:46,450 I can't believe the straight single guy 886 00:42:46,483 --> 00:42:49,186 who you see all the time slash exclusively 887 00:42:49,219 --> 00:42:52,122 who fathered the child inside of you made Loner. 888 00:42:53,624 --> 00:42:56,026 It's my second favorite app. 889 00:42:56,060 --> 00:42:57,594 What's your first favorite app? 890 00:42:57,628 --> 00:42:59,196 An app that tracks your periods. 891 00:42:59,229 --> 00:43:01,365 Why do you have an app that tracks your periods? 892 00:43:01,398 --> 00:43:03,600 Hmm, my periods, your periods. 893 00:43:03,634 --> 00:43:05,302 What? Oh, my God! 894 00:43:05,336 --> 00:43:07,271 Here. There you go. You're welcome. 895 00:43:07,304 --> 00:43:08,972 Hey. 896 00:43:09,006 --> 00:43:10,574 Hello. You about to ready to go? 897 00:43:10,607 --> 00:43:13,544 Yeah, let me run this till back really quickly. 898 00:43:13,577 --> 00:43:15,646 By the way, uh, brought you some pregnancy tea 899 00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:18,982 and, for the record, this stuff is awesome. 900 00:43:19,016 --> 00:43:21,385 I'm like totally hooked on it. 901 00:43:21,418 --> 00:43:24,888 And as far as I know, I'm not pregnant. 902 00:43:24,922 --> 00:43:26,924 Um, Matt, have you met Jules yet? 903 00:43:26,957 --> 00:43:30,094 I don't think we've been officially introduced but... 904 00:43:30,127 --> 00:43:32,329 we've exchanged a lot of cold stares so... 905 00:43:32,363 --> 00:43:33,397 Okay. 906 00:43:33,430 --> 00:43:34,431 I'll be right back. 907 00:43:48,178 --> 00:43:50,047 Don't name your kid Jesse. 908 00:43:51,248 --> 00:43:52,616 I'm sorry, what? 909 00:43:52,649 --> 00:43:55,252 Do not name your kid Jesse. 910 00:43:56,687 --> 00:43:58,155 Why not? 911 00:43:59,223 --> 00:44:00,424 'Cause I know a Jesse 912 00:44:00,457 --> 00:44:03,293 who doesn't even know what tumble dry low is. 913 00:44:07,631 --> 00:44:09,900 Tumble. Dry. Low. 914 00:44:16,140 --> 00:44:18,275 - Hey, you ready? - Yeah. 915 00:44:18,308 --> 00:44:20,511 Um, okay. Uh, I'm gonna head out. 916 00:44:20,544 --> 00:44:24,014 Can you please just like clean up the, uh, syrup pumps? 917 00:44:24,047 --> 00:44:25,082 Yeah, okay. 918 00:44:25,115 --> 00:44:27,017 Thank you so much. I really appreciated it. 919 00:44:27,050 --> 00:44:28,085 - Okay, bye. - See ya. 920 00:44:28,118 --> 00:44:30,320 - See ya. Have a great day. - Thanks, you too. 921 00:44:30,354 --> 00:44:31,355 Bye. 922 00:44:35,092 --> 00:44:37,060 Did you guys wanna find out the sex today? 923 00:44:37,094 --> 00:44:38,328 - Yeah. - No. 924 00:44:39,663 --> 00:44:41,198 I thought we agreed. 925 00:44:41,231 --> 00:44:42,533 To what? 926 00:44:42,566 --> 00:44:44,001 That I shouldn't know. 927 00:44:45,235 --> 00:44:47,037 Well... 928 00:44:48,105 --> 00:44:49,339 It's my baby, Anna. 929 00:44:49,373 --> 00:44:51,341 I just wanna feel as involved as possible. 930 00:44:51,375 --> 00:44:52,443 You are involved. 931 00:44:52,476 --> 00:44:56,580 You won't feel any less of a connection with Lamp... 932 00:44:56,613 --> 00:44:59,316 just because you didn't find out the sex ahead of time. 933 00:44:59,349 --> 00:45:00,350 I promise. 934 00:45:02,286 --> 00:45:05,055 Meanwhile, I'm over here... 935 00:45:05,088 --> 00:45:07,558 having a really hard time setting boundaries 936 00:45:07,591 --> 00:45:10,093 because I share a body with the thing 937 00:45:10,127 --> 00:45:12,262 that I'm supposed to stay separate from. 938 00:45:13,363 --> 00:45:14,698 Move in to my house. 939 00:45:15,399 --> 00:45:16,733 What? 940 00:45:16,768 --> 00:45:18,669 Just until the pregnancy is over. 941 00:45:18,702 --> 00:45:20,637 I just wanna know everything. 942 00:45:20,671 --> 00:45:22,774 I wanna know when you're up in the middle of the night. 943 00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:25,108 I wanna feel all the kicks. 944 00:45:25,142 --> 00:45:26,643 Speaking of boundaries. 945 00:45:28,378 --> 00:45:30,714 Well, I can give you guys a minute. 946 00:45:30,747 --> 00:45:31,648 No, it's okay. 947 00:45:31,682 --> 00:45:34,418 You can... You can tell him. Just not me. 948 00:45:34,451 --> 00:45:36,353 Okay. 949 00:45:37,321 --> 00:45:38,489 Are you ready? 950 00:45:39,791 --> 00:45:42,359 Yeah, don't, yeah. Don't say it. 951 00:45:43,093 --> 00:45:44,228 Are you sure? 952 00:45:44,628 --> 00:45:46,029 Yes. 953 00:45:46,063 --> 00:45:47,698 Yeah, because I will blurt it out. 954 00:45:47,731 --> 00:45:48,699 I definitely blurt it out 955 00:45:48,732 --> 00:45:50,768 or I'll be so nervous that I'll blurt it out. 956 00:45:50,802 --> 00:45:52,569 That I'll blurt it out. 957 00:45:52,603 --> 00:45:54,204 Better I don't know. 958 00:45:54,238 --> 00:45:56,573 Well, a pleasure as always. 959 00:45:58,108 --> 00:45:59,610 The doctor will be in shortly. 960 00:46:01,813 --> 00:46:08,285 I can't tell if she is really rude or amazing. 961 00:46:09,821 --> 00:46:11,488 I don't think she meant it when she said 962 00:46:11,522 --> 00:46:13,023 I was a "pleasure as always". 963 00:46:14,391 --> 00:46:15,760 Yeah, I think she is amazing. 964 00:46:35,813 --> 00:46:38,783 Hi, Anna. It's your mother. 965 00:46:38,816 --> 00:46:42,553 Allie said a friend of hers saw you in California. 966 00:46:42,586 --> 00:46:45,757 You're still working retail I hear. 967 00:46:45,790 --> 00:46:51,829 And, uh, Jason left you or, uh, maybe you left him. 968 00:46:51,863 --> 00:46:54,531 And if there is anything else you'd like to tell me, 969 00:46:54,565 --> 00:46:56,700 I promise I won't be surprised. 970 00:46:58,368 --> 00:47:00,103 Your father says hello. 971 00:47:22,726 --> 00:47:25,162 I can stay over occasionally. 972 00:47:31,368 --> 00:47:34,671 Yeah, but "Evil doctor" is the archetype. 973 00:47:34,705 --> 00:47:37,341 - Not "Evil Mister". - Here's my question. 974 00:47:37,374 --> 00:47:40,177 Where does a monster even get a doctorate? 975 00:47:40,210 --> 00:47:43,213 Lots of monsters have doctorates. It's... 976 00:47:43,246 --> 00:47:44,782 Wait, what are we talking about? 977 00:47:44,816 --> 00:47:46,249 Um... 978 00:47:46,283 --> 00:47:48,251 Jason. Your ex. 979 00:47:48,285 --> 00:47:52,556 Right. Yeah, Jason was a real Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. 980 00:47:53,557 --> 00:47:55,893 Not so unlike my dad. 981 00:47:55,927 --> 00:47:58,629 My dad was more of a Dr. Honeydew. 982 00:48:00,263 --> 00:48:01,465 Who is that? 983 00:48:01,498 --> 00:48:03,467 Who is Dr. Honeydew? 984 00:48:04,334 --> 00:48:06,203 Are you kidding me? 985 00:48:06,236 --> 00:48:08,940 From the Muppets, big yellow head. 986 00:48:08,973 --> 00:48:12,709 Constantly torturing his lab assistant Beaker. 987 00:48:14,478 --> 00:48:17,547 Which, frankly, is not unlike me. 988 00:48:17,581 --> 00:48:20,283 I guess that would make me Beaker. 989 00:48:20,785 --> 00:48:21,853 Whatever. 990 00:48:22,887 --> 00:48:24,454 Uh, no, no, no. Stay put. 991 00:48:30,594 --> 00:48:34,766 What's with the all these lady books? 992 00:48:34,799 --> 00:48:37,734 Uh, those are parenting books 993 00:48:37,769 --> 00:48:40,570 for single parents, but everything I could find 994 00:48:40,604 --> 00:48:44,508 for single dad was for guys who are divorced or widowers 995 00:48:44,541 --> 00:48:46,443 which didn't really apply. 996 00:48:46,476 --> 00:48:49,579 What about "A Father Knows"? 997 00:48:49,613 --> 00:48:52,649 Oh, yeah, that one, um... 998 00:48:52,683 --> 00:48:54,384 I thought that was a parenting book 999 00:48:54,418 --> 00:48:56,954 and I couldn't quite make up from the thumbnail online. 1000 00:48:56,988 --> 00:49:00,290 So I bought it and not even close. 1001 00:49:01,458 --> 00:49:02,459 Okay. 1002 00:49:03,761 --> 00:49:05,295 You're sleeping in my room. 1003 00:49:05,328 --> 00:49:06,263 And where are you? 1004 00:49:06,296 --> 00:49:08,532 I'm gonna sleep in, uh, Lamp's room. 1005 00:49:08,565 --> 00:49:10,768 Oh. 1006 00:49:10,802 --> 00:49:13,004 I don't wanna kick you at it, your bed. 1007 00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:15,773 It's okay. I don't wanna mess with your Lamp-boundaries 1008 00:49:15,807 --> 00:49:17,909 by making you sleep in the nursery. 1009 00:49:17,942 --> 00:49:20,544 - Okay. - Yeah, it's all good. Come on. 1010 00:49:40,932 --> 00:49:42,232 Hey. 1011 00:49:47,637 --> 00:49:50,273 - Hey, are you okay? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1012 00:49:50,307 --> 00:49:51,976 Uh, Lamp's moving. 1013 00:49:55,847 --> 00:49:56,948 Hm. 1014 00:50:02,086 --> 00:50:03,320 Oh. 1015 00:50:15,398 --> 00:50:17,001 Hi, you two. 1016 00:50:17,034 --> 00:50:20,370 Might I interest you in this Norwegian design, 1017 00:50:20,403 --> 00:50:22,907 it's made from sustainably crafted lucite, 1018 00:50:22,940 --> 00:50:24,809 it's durable, it's waterproof. 1019 00:50:24,842 --> 00:50:27,011 It offers an open view to the environment... 1020 00:50:27,044 --> 00:50:29,046 Oh, it's six thousand dollars. 1021 00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,313 Whoa. 1022 00:50:31,548 --> 00:50:36,854 Really this converts into a toddler bed and a Mercedes? 1023 00:50:39,389 --> 00:50:40,858 No, but... 1024 00:50:40,892 --> 00:50:44,829 This crib converts from a toddler bed to a day bed 1025 00:50:44,862 --> 00:50:47,765 and offers three different infant mattress positions. 1026 00:50:47,799 --> 00:50:48,833 Oh. 1027 00:50:48,866 --> 00:50:50,400 It's, uh, $450. 1028 00:50:50,433 --> 00:50:53,037 It's made from particleboard. As a warning. 1029 00:50:53,070 --> 00:50:55,605 Is that mean particleboard is bad for the baby somehow? 1030 00:50:55,639 --> 00:50:57,275 No. Not at all. 1031 00:50:58,475 --> 00:50:59,944 - Okay. Great. - Great. 1032 00:50:59,977 --> 00:51:01,846 - I really like this. - Great. 1033 00:51:01,879 --> 00:51:05,582 Here is the item number. 1034 00:51:05,615 --> 00:51:07,952 Present this at the register. 1035 00:51:07,985 --> 00:51:10,922 I think you two were gonna be really happy with this. 1036 00:51:10,955 --> 00:51:12,790 Ew. No, we're not together. 1037 00:51:12,824 --> 00:51:14,926 Oh. 1038 00:51:14,959 --> 00:51:16,359 She's my surrogate. 1039 00:51:17,028 --> 00:51:18,095 Ah. 1040 00:51:18,129 --> 00:51:21,132 We... Why is the idea of me 1041 00:51:21,165 --> 00:51:23,034 being a single mom... 1042 00:51:23,067 --> 00:51:25,002 ...and the idea of him being a single dad... 1043 00:51:26,103 --> 00:51:27,337 Yeah. 1044 00:51:28,172 --> 00:51:30,308 Oh. Um... 1045 00:51:31,075 --> 00:51:32,542 I just... 1046 00:51:32,576 --> 00:51:34,411 Sorry. 1047 00:51:34,444 --> 00:51:35,913 I think we'll buy this on the Internet. 1048 00:51:35,947 --> 00:51:38,049 Oh, we don't work off commission. 1049 00:51:38,082 --> 00:51:39,349 Oh, you don't. 1050 00:51:48,625 --> 00:51:49,626 This is sure a lot of 1051 00:51:49,659 --> 00:51:51,461 the invitations considering the fact 1052 00:51:51,494 --> 00:51:53,663 that I've never seen you talk to anybody else, 1053 00:51:53,697 --> 00:51:56,466 or talk about having other friends. 1054 00:51:58,135 --> 00:51:59,569 You're one to talk. 1055 00:52:09,914 --> 00:52:11,681 What's going on? 1056 00:52:11,715 --> 00:52:12,950 What are you talking about? 1057 00:52:14,618 --> 00:52:16,419 - You're being really quiet. - No, I'm not. 1058 00:52:23,027 --> 00:52:24,862 Listen to how quiet you're being right now. 1059 00:52:33,938 --> 00:52:36,539 At the store when the lady... 1060 00:52:36,573 --> 00:52:39,542 thought we were together, you said, "Ew, no." 1061 00:52:39,576 --> 00:52:43,014 I didn't say "ew" as in "you're gross". 1062 00:52:43,047 --> 00:52:47,550 I said "ew" as in "it would be gross if we were a couple." 1063 00:52:47,584 --> 00:52:48,618 Why? 1064 00:52:48,652 --> 00:52:50,755 Why would that be gross? 1065 00:52:50,788 --> 00:52:52,823 Because you are like 20 years older than me. 1066 00:52:52,857 --> 00:52:54,557 Why is that horrible? 1067 00:52:54,591 --> 00:52:57,627 So... you would be okay with dating someone 1068 00:52:57,661 --> 00:52:59,629 who was shitting in their diaper 1069 00:52:59,663 --> 00:53:03,034 when you were getting your first hand-job? 1070 00:53:03,067 --> 00:53:09,673 Or someone who couldn't count when you were in college? 1071 00:53:09,706 --> 00:53:12,109 Or someone whose parents are probably like 1072 00:53:12,143 --> 00:53:14,178 in the grade above you? 1073 00:53:14,211 --> 00:53:16,180 One grade above you? 1074 00:53:16,213 --> 00:53:18,515 I think you're being prescriptive. 1075 00:53:18,548 --> 00:53:22,186 I think you've watched too many Woody Allen movies. 1076 00:53:23,254 --> 00:53:24,789 Well, they're romantic. 1077 00:53:24,822 --> 00:53:26,157 - Annie Hall. - Annie Hall. 1078 00:53:26,190 --> 00:53:27,925 Right. That's movie about... 1079 00:53:27,959 --> 00:53:31,594 a parade of aging neurotics, crunching their fear of death 1080 00:53:31,628 --> 00:53:35,632 by grabbing onto woman at the start of their lives 1081 00:53:35,665 --> 00:53:37,534 and then like feeding of them. 1082 00:53:39,270 --> 00:53:40,271 Yeah. Ew. 1083 00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:41,839 Then he made Manhattan 1084 00:53:41,872 --> 00:53:45,575 which is a movie about dating a teenage girl. 1085 00:53:45,608 --> 00:53:47,979 That starred a real teenage girl 1086 00:53:48,012 --> 00:53:52,950 who he then literally tried to date afterward in real life. 1087 00:53:52,984 --> 00:53:54,551 Ew. 1088 00:53:54,584 --> 00:53:55,719 See? 1089 00:53:58,823 --> 00:54:00,958 It's just sometimes people just connect. 1090 00:54:00,992 --> 00:54:04,028 It's not about being attracted to one another. 1091 00:54:06,931 --> 00:54:10,901 Do you know a lot of 45-year-old men 1092 00:54:10,935 --> 00:54:13,938 who have 26-year-old female friends? 1093 00:54:13,971 --> 00:54:15,906 Like... 1094 00:54:15,940 --> 00:54:18,508 how many friends in their 20's do you have? 1095 00:54:21,145 --> 00:54:22,146 I don't know. 1096 00:54:27,584 --> 00:54:28,618 One. 1097 00:54:52,109 --> 00:54:54,577 Ow. 1098 00:55:04,654 --> 00:55:06,257 Can... 1099 00:55:06,290 --> 00:55:08,826 Can you tell me what a period is? 1100 00:55:12,063 --> 00:55:13,864 What? 1101 00:55:13,898 --> 00:55:16,767 You wanna pull out the inner tube. 1102 00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:19,370 Until it stops. 1103 00:55:19,403 --> 00:55:21,138 Uh, and then, and then you... 1104 00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:25,209 Uh, and then you... 1105 00:55:25,242 --> 00:55:26,277 Remember? 1106 00:55:26,310 --> 00:55:27,978 Uh, it just get... Um... 1107 00:55:29,380 --> 00:55:30,848 Well, if, if you're starting out, 1108 00:55:30,881 --> 00:55:33,250 it helps to put your leg up on something like, 1109 00:55:33,284 --> 00:55:35,286 uh, bathtub or stool. 1110 00:55:36,053 --> 00:55:37,354 Um... 1111 00:55:37,388 --> 00:55:39,356 Because... 1112 00:55:39,390 --> 00:55:40,958 Just so that everything... 1113 00:55:42,827 --> 00:55:45,930 opens up a bit easier, uh... 1114 00:55:46,997 --> 00:55:48,631 and... 1115 00:55:51,869 --> 00:55:55,005 This is just so mortifying. 1116 00:55:55,039 --> 00:55:58,641 This gonna be much more awkward for Lamp 1117 00:55:58,675 --> 00:56:01,278 so just get through it quickly. 1118 00:56:02,046 --> 00:56:04,647 Yeah, of course. 1119 00:56:04,681 --> 00:56:08,018 So then, um, it gets inserted. 1120 00:56:08,052 --> 00:56:10,287 So, you, uh... 1121 00:56:10,321 --> 00:56:13,324 Um... that's when you insert, you push it in. 1122 00:56:13,357 --> 00:56:15,059 Okay, insert it where? 1123 00:56:16,427 --> 00:56:18,195 - Seriously? - Yeah. 1124 00:56:20,431 --> 00:56:22,900 In, uh, vagina. 1125 00:56:23,934 --> 00:56:25,035 You don't whisper it. 1126 00:56:25,069 --> 00:56:27,271 Kids will pick up on that. That it's, like, shameful. 1127 00:56:27,304 --> 00:56:28,339 Say vagina. 1128 00:56:28,372 --> 00:56:29,907 - Right in the vagina. - Great. 1129 00:56:29,940 --> 00:56:32,076 - Put it in the vagina. - Perfect. 1130 00:56:32,109 --> 00:56:34,879 And, and you pushed until you feel resistance. 1131 00:56:34,912 --> 00:56:36,180 And so then you stop 1132 00:56:36,213 --> 00:56:39,450 and you push in the little plunger 1133 00:56:39,483 --> 00:56:42,052 and the tampon goes in. 1134 00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:45,422 And... it's in. 1135 00:56:45,456 --> 00:56:48,859 And, and you pull out the applicator. 1136 00:56:48,893 --> 00:56:50,227 And toss in the trash. 1137 00:56:52,463 --> 00:56:54,832 Oh, my God. 1138 00:56:54,865 --> 00:56:57,234 You expect me to remember that for like 12 years? 1139 00:56:57,268 --> 00:56:59,270 How embarrassing was that for you? 1140 00:56:59,303 --> 00:57:00,737 I'm pretty embarrassed. 1141 00:57:01,472 --> 00:57:03,407 Then you'll remember it forever. 1142 00:57:09,246 --> 00:57:10,447 Mm. 1143 00:57:19,790 --> 00:57:20,925 Yes! 1144 00:57:20,958 --> 00:57:22,426 They love it. 1145 00:57:22,459 --> 00:57:24,295 It's, um... 1146 00:57:24,328 --> 00:57:25,496 Oh, you hear it again. 1147 00:57:25,529 --> 00:57:28,265 Two birds with one stone. 1148 00:57:28,299 --> 00:57:30,367 That name's just on your body forever. 1149 00:57:30,401 --> 00:57:33,437 Right, that's why I got it. So I could remember something 1150 00:57:33,470 --> 00:57:35,139 that I wished would have lasted forever. 1151 00:57:35,172 --> 00:57:37,107 Are you worried that your next partner's 1152 00:57:37,141 --> 00:57:38,309 gonna be bothered by that? 1153 00:57:38,342 --> 00:57:40,144 Why would I based my decisions now 1154 00:57:40,177 --> 00:57:42,112 about some future hypothetical asshole? 1155 00:57:42,146 --> 00:57:43,380 Why are they an asshole? 1156 00:57:43,414 --> 00:57:45,482 Because they mind my tattoos. 1157 00:57:45,516 --> 00:57:47,518 The Sams don't mind Celine... 1158 00:57:47,551 --> 00:57:49,787 and Celine never minded Nick. 1159 00:57:49,820 --> 00:57:51,355 You're, you're body is a graveyard. 1160 00:57:51,388 --> 00:57:53,490 You mean love and loss. Love and loss. 1161 00:57:53,524 --> 00:57:55,893 If we're not carrying the people we love with us, 1162 00:57:55,926 --> 00:57:58,128 then what are we even doing? 1163 00:57:58,162 --> 00:58:00,231 - Moving on. - Okay, well, whatever. 1164 00:58:00,264 --> 00:58:03,834 What about you and that guy? 1165 00:58:03,867 --> 00:58:05,069 We're not a couple. 1166 00:58:05,102 --> 00:58:08,138 Okay. I know you're not fucking... 1167 00:58:08,172 --> 00:58:11,141 but, like that doesn't mean that you don't have a thing. 1168 00:58:11,175 --> 00:58:14,211 - We're... we're friends. - It's something. 1169 00:58:14,245 --> 00:58:15,946 And it's finite. 1170 00:58:15,980 --> 00:58:16,914 Finite, how? 1171 00:58:16,947 --> 00:58:19,850 In that this period will end at some point, 1172 00:58:19,883 --> 00:58:22,486 you will give birth to a child and then what happens? 1173 00:58:22,519 --> 00:58:24,388 You don't need to be like a thing 1174 00:58:24,421 --> 00:58:26,824 in the way that you define in order to breakup. 1175 00:58:26,857 --> 00:58:28,792 Just because you're not like "together together" 1176 00:58:28,826 --> 00:58:30,894 doesn't mean that you haven't created a bond. 1177 00:58:30,928 --> 00:58:32,329 You have created a connection 1178 00:58:32,363 --> 00:58:34,765 between the two of you that will end. 1179 00:58:37,968 --> 00:58:38,969 Also... 1180 00:58:39,003 --> 00:58:41,572 I'm really worried that you're probably making 1181 00:58:41,605 --> 00:58:43,907 a little straight white guy in there. 1182 00:58:44,875 --> 00:58:47,811 I am. That's the whole plan. 1183 00:58:47,845 --> 00:58:49,513 I'm gonna... 1184 00:58:49,546 --> 00:58:51,982 I should... I just give him a podcast. 1185 00:58:52,016 --> 00:58:53,550 - Oh. - Oh, yeah. 1186 00:58:53,584 --> 00:58:55,452 It's about Reaganomics. 1187 00:58:57,488 --> 00:59:00,524 Oh, my God, speaking of, we're not open! 1188 00:59:00,557 --> 00:59:02,393 I don't know when we open. 1189 00:59:02,426 --> 00:59:04,328 Leave, leave. We're not open. 1190 00:59:04,361 --> 00:59:06,797 Oh, my God. I'm gonna call the police. 1191 00:59:07,531 --> 00:59:09,300 You okay? 1192 00:59:09,333 --> 00:59:10,467 Seems like your... 1193 00:59:12,303 --> 00:59:13,971 I seem... 1194 00:59:14,872 --> 00:59:16,006 Off. 1195 00:59:21,211 --> 00:59:22,813 Hormones. 1196 00:59:23,514 --> 00:59:24,882 Probably. 1197 00:59:26,216 --> 00:59:28,852 Oh, what we do with our hormones 1198 00:59:28,886 --> 00:59:30,020 to sum everything up. 1199 00:59:32,022 --> 00:59:35,192 You'd probably invent hormones to sum everything up with. 1200 00:59:37,161 --> 00:59:40,931 That's... That sounds like my mom and stepdad. 1201 00:59:40,964 --> 00:59:43,967 I just wanna say thank you in advance for doing this 1202 00:59:44,001 --> 00:59:46,603 with me and I also apologize for everyone that I know. 1203 00:59:46,637 --> 00:59:48,505 - There you are! - Hey! 1204 00:59:48,539 --> 00:59:50,574 - Hi. Oh. - Hi. 1205 00:59:50,607 --> 00:59:52,643 Your stairs are very slippery. 1206 00:59:52,676 --> 00:59:54,411 You're gonna want to get some grippy tape. 1207 00:59:54,445 --> 00:59:56,113 - You know what grippy tape is? - Uh-huh. 1208 00:59:56,146 --> 00:59:57,648 - It's like sandpaper. - Yeah. Okay. 1209 00:59:57,681 --> 00:59:59,316 - Matthew. - Hey, Carson. How are you? 1210 00:59:59,350 --> 01:00:01,452 Do you know what kind of tape I'm talking about, Matt? 1211 01:00:01,485 --> 01:00:03,153 It... You see it in office buildings. 1212 01:00:03,187 --> 01:00:04,321 Oh, come on in. 1213 01:00:05,255 --> 01:00:06,290 This is Anna. 1214 01:00:06,323 --> 01:00:08,292 - Hi. She's too young for you. - Hi. 1215 01:00:08,325 --> 01:00:10,494 Yeah, we know. Nobody is dating anybody. 1216 01:00:10,527 --> 01:00:12,162 Uh, this is my Mom Adele. 1217 01:00:12,196 --> 01:00:13,397 - This is Carson. - Hello! 1218 01:00:13,430 --> 01:00:15,265 Nice to meet you. May I? 1219 01:00:15,299 --> 01:00:17,434 Mom, you can talk directly to Anna... 1220 01:00:17,468 --> 01:00:19,169 Oh, my God! 1221 01:00:19,203 --> 01:00:21,538 Oh, my third grandchild is in there. 1222 01:00:21,572 --> 01:00:22,740 And look how big she is already. 1223 01:00:22,774 --> 01:00:25,976 I mean you were a big baby. Like father like son, right? 1224 01:00:26,009 --> 01:00:26,977 Or daughter. 1225 01:00:27,010 --> 01:00:29,680 With a belly that big, let's hope it's a boy. 1226 01:00:31,348 --> 01:00:33,350 Where should I put these cookies? 1227 01:00:33,384 --> 01:00:35,018 - Um... - Oh, she doesn't know. 1228 01:00:35,052 --> 01:00:36,987 - Yeah. We brought cookies. - Great. 1229 01:00:37,020 --> 01:00:38,689 Why do they have so many plants in here? 1230 01:00:38,722 --> 01:00:42,159 - You can have my chaps. - Always with the chaps. 1231 01:00:42,192 --> 01:00:44,661 I decided I'm gonna go with Opah. 1232 01:00:44,695 --> 01:00:45,696 Oprah? 1233 01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:47,131 Oh-Pah. 1234 01:00:47,164 --> 01:00:48,699 - It's German. - We're not German. 1235 01:00:48,732 --> 01:00:51,468 I just like the sound of it. Somebody's probably German. 1236 01:00:51,502 --> 01:00:53,070 A lot of people are German, 1237 01:00:53,103 --> 01:00:55,973 but you yourself are not a descendant of any of them. 1238 01:00:56,006 --> 01:00:57,441 I wanna go with Mimi. 1239 01:00:57,474 --> 01:00:59,610 - "Me me". - Mm-hm. 1240 01:00:59,643 --> 01:01:02,146 Can you do names when you're related through marriage? 1241 01:01:02,179 --> 01:01:03,247 Adele... 1242 01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:04,548 I'm related. 1243 01:01:04,581 --> 01:01:05,416 Tomato, tom-ah-to. 1244 01:01:05,449 --> 01:01:07,284 What's Carson gonna be called? 1245 01:01:07,317 --> 01:01:08,619 - Carson. - Carson. 1246 01:01:08,652 --> 01:01:10,154 You know it's a funny thing 1247 01:01:10,187 --> 01:01:11,655 that was gonna be my number one choice 1248 01:01:11,688 --> 01:01:13,657 if Opah was already taken. 1249 01:01:13,690 --> 01:01:17,694 The humor gene is very strong with these two, Matty and Marty. 1250 01:01:17,728 --> 01:01:19,363 So what are you gonna be called? 1251 01:01:22,266 --> 01:01:26,136 Um... "That... That Lady"? 1252 01:01:26,170 --> 01:01:27,104 See? 1253 01:01:27,137 --> 01:01:29,706 If you're not related, you don't do names. 1254 01:01:29,740 --> 01:01:32,075 Organ donors do not get nicknames. 1255 01:01:32,109 --> 01:01:33,444 Is that what this is like? 1256 01:01:33,477 --> 01:01:35,579 Like donating an organ? 1257 01:01:35,612 --> 01:01:39,283 I don't know. I've never donated an organ before. 1258 01:01:40,417 --> 01:01:42,453 You must be Dylan's wife? 1259 01:01:42,486 --> 01:01:44,588 No, I'm the surrogate. 1260 01:01:44,621 --> 01:01:46,623 Oh, congrats! 1261 01:01:46,657 --> 01:01:48,559 Um, is that appropriate? 1262 01:01:48,592 --> 01:01:50,394 - Thanks. - Hey, Shell, Shell! 1263 01:01:50,427 --> 01:01:54,097 Come meet the surrogate! The, the surrogate! 1264 01:01:54,131 --> 01:01:55,532 - Come here. - Oh... 1265 01:01:55,566 --> 01:01:58,535 Wow, look at you! 1266 01:01:58,569 --> 01:02:01,305 Oh, you are so big already! 1267 01:02:01,338 --> 01:02:03,040 I know, right? 1268 01:02:03,073 --> 01:02:04,341 That's what I've heard. 1269 01:02:04,374 --> 01:02:05,409 - Oh. - Oh, wow. 1270 01:02:05,442 --> 01:02:07,779 - Baby's gonna be healthy. - Yeah, healthy baby. 1271 01:02:12,784 --> 01:02:14,451 How'd you do that? 1272 01:02:15,820 --> 01:02:18,355 Here. I'm sorry... 1273 01:02:26,396 --> 01:02:28,432 All right, let's see here. 1274 01:02:30,100 --> 01:02:32,804 Oh... Oh, come on! 1275 01:02:36,774 --> 01:02:38,075 So good. 1276 01:02:41,245 --> 01:02:43,480 I love it. I love it. 1277 01:02:43,514 --> 01:02:45,082 Make way. 1278 01:02:45,115 --> 01:02:47,217 - Whoa! - Perfect! 1279 01:02:47,251 --> 01:02:48,619 This thing is huge! 1280 01:02:48,652 --> 01:02:49,553 Here we go. 1281 01:02:49,586 --> 01:02:51,121 Uh, is it a weapon or something? 1282 01:02:59,196 --> 01:03:02,065 Oh, yes... 1283 01:03:02,099 --> 01:03:03,200 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1284 01:03:04,769 --> 01:03:06,603 - Thank you. Thank you. - Yeah. 1285 01:03:11,275 --> 01:03:14,711 Oh, my God. All right, who's next? Who's next? 1286 01:03:14,745 --> 01:03:16,146 What's this? 1287 01:03:19,383 --> 01:03:20,450 That's a koala bear. 1288 01:03:50,447 --> 01:03:53,183 I'm like craving pizza right now. 1289 01:03:53,216 --> 01:03:55,419 I think I'm having a sympathy craving. 1290 01:03:55,452 --> 01:03:58,155 - You always want pizza. - That's true. 1291 01:03:58,188 --> 01:04:00,591 The question is, "Do you want pizza?" 1292 01:04:00,624 --> 01:04:03,327 And if you do, say we order it now or later? 1293 01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:05,797 I should probably go... 1294 01:04:05,830 --> 01:04:07,664 - actually. - What? 1295 01:04:07,698 --> 01:04:10,367 We're gonna watch season nine of Friends. 1296 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:12,336 I think I'm just gonna watch it at home. 1297 01:04:17,809 --> 01:04:20,277 - Did I do something? - No. 1298 01:04:20,310 --> 01:04:22,814 I just have to be up super early tomorrow 1299 01:04:22,847 --> 01:04:26,216 and I've been here all day. 1300 01:04:26,249 --> 01:04:28,218 Thank you for that, by the way. 1301 01:04:28,251 --> 01:04:30,587 Thank you for thanking me. 1302 01:04:31,455 --> 01:04:33,457 Yeah, so that right there. 1303 01:04:33,958 --> 01:04:35,592 What? 1304 01:04:35,626 --> 01:04:37,427 You... you got sad. 1305 01:04:38,896 --> 01:04:42,299 Please... don't see when I'm sad. 1306 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:43,868 Please. 1307 01:04:43,901 --> 01:04:45,369 What's going on? 1308 01:04:47,972 --> 01:04:49,406 I think... 1309 01:04:51,308 --> 01:04:56,146 I think that we should have better boundaries. 1310 01:05:03,988 --> 01:05:06,189 Was it the party? 1311 01:05:06,223 --> 01:05:07,792 Was it the party? I'm sorry. 1312 01:05:07,825 --> 01:05:10,193 No. Yes, but... 1313 01:05:10,227 --> 01:05:13,230 No, it's, it's... everything. 1314 01:05:13,263 --> 01:05:16,834 It's like we spend way too much time together. 1315 01:05:16,868 --> 01:05:18,702 I basically only hanging out with you. 1316 01:05:18,735 --> 01:05:20,504 I don't hang out with anybody else. 1317 01:05:20,537 --> 01:05:22,572 - What's the point? - What's the point of what? 1318 01:05:22,606 --> 01:05:24,675 What is the point of hanging out? 1319 01:05:25,542 --> 01:05:26,343 What? 1320 01:05:26,376 --> 01:05:30,681 We've spent so much time together. 1321 01:05:30,714 --> 01:05:34,919 And yet you still see me as like this, like, naive woman. 1322 01:05:34,952 --> 01:05:36,753 - That's not true. - And you're like... 1323 01:05:36,788 --> 01:05:40,691 You're always trying to, like, do things for me, like I'm some 1324 01:05:40,724 --> 01:05:42,559 - charity case like... - What? 1325 01:05:42,592 --> 01:05:44,428 I did stuff on my own. 1326 01:05:44,461 --> 01:05:45,662 I know that! 1327 01:05:45,696 --> 01:05:48,365 Do you... Do you seriously think I'm that shitty of a friend? 1328 01:05:48,398 --> 01:05:49,666 Okay, "friend". 1329 01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:51,601 Are we friends? 1330 01:05:52,469 --> 01:05:53,503 Are we? 1331 01:05:57,574 --> 01:06:01,411 I, I don't know. I... 1332 01:06:01,445 --> 01:06:06,283 I think that if we are, in order for this to work, 1333 01:06:06,316 --> 01:06:07,584 we shouldn't be. 1334 01:06:13,825 --> 01:06:15,659 I will see you on Wednesday. 1335 01:06:16,693 --> 01:06:17,728 Okay. 1336 01:06:23,333 --> 01:06:25,302 Hey, I'll, uh, see you Wednesday. 1337 01:06:26,470 --> 01:06:27,471 Okay. 1338 01:08:09,841 --> 01:08:11,408 I'll send the doctor right in. 1339 01:08:11,441 --> 01:08:12,609 Thanks. 1340 01:08:15,645 --> 01:08:18,082 What's goin' on? What's with you two? 1341 01:08:25,957 --> 01:08:27,758 This is how we are now. 1342 01:08:38,069 --> 01:08:40,037 Hey, could you, uh... 1343 01:08:40,071 --> 01:08:43,074 Could you update the food log again? 1344 01:08:45,776 --> 01:08:47,879 - Uh, sure. - Great. 1345 01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:50,647 That'd be great 'cause... 1346 01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:56,153 since we're not eating meals together so much, um... 1347 01:08:56,187 --> 01:08:58,756 it would just be great to have a sense of... 1348 01:08:58,789 --> 01:08:59,924 Yeah, of course. 1349 01:09:04,228 --> 01:09:05,462 Hi. 1350 01:09:05,495 --> 01:09:06,730 I'm Shayleen. 1351 01:09:06,764 --> 01:09:09,633 Welcome to Koala House Birth Center 1352 01:09:09,666 --> 01:09:11,769 for Learning and Feeling. 1353 01:09:11,802 --> 01:09:14,839 Um, I love the miracle of birth. 1354 01:09:16,007 --> 01:09:17,008 Even more than that 1355 01:09:17,041 --> 01:09:19,810 I love empowering couples within the process. 1356 01:09:19,844 --> 01:09:23,881 So it is truly my pleasure 1357 01:09:23,915 --> 01:09:27,517 to be on this journey with you. 1358 01:09:27,550 --> 01:09:30,221 And I'd like to start class with a cleansing breath. 1359 01:09:47,704 --> 01:09:51,474 I am Matt and this is my baby. 1360 01:09:51,508 --> 01:09:52,977 And you partner? 1361 01:09:53,010 --> 01:09:55,913 Uh, no. She's not my partner. 1362 01:09:55,947 --> 01:09:57,681 We're feminists. 1363 01:09:57,714 --> 01:09:58,883 Um... 1364 01:10:00,851 --> 01:10:03,620 This is Anna. Uh, she's my surrogate. 1365 01:10:03,653 --> 01:10:08,159 Wonderful, and is there a third partner? 1366 01:10:10,995 --> 01:10:11,996 No. 1367 01:10:14,265 --> 01:10:15,598 Wonderful. 1368 01:10:18,269 --> 01:10:20,637 Just letting go of the third partner idea. 1369 01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:24,942 Hi, I'm Ivy. 1370 01:10:24,976 --> 01:10:26,676 Uh, this is Jackie. 1371 01:10:26,710 --> 01:10:29,880 And this is really bonded us in a way that... 1372 01:10:29,914 --> 01:10:32,917 More so than ever before, I feel like we are one. 1373 01:10:32,950 --> 01:10:35,119 - Yeah. - About to be... 1374 01:10:35,152 --> 01:10:36,787 - three. - Three. 1375 01:10:36,821 --> 01:10:39,957 - I love you. - I love you. 1376 01:10:39,991 --> 01:10:41,158 And you're pushing, pushing, 1377 01:10:41,192 --> 01:10:43,861 pushing, pushing, pushing. And you're getting through it. 1378 01:10:43,894 --> 01:10:46,030 And you're getting through it and you're surviving. 1379 01:10:46,063 --> 01:10:47,932 And then you gonna push. 1380 01:10:48,899 --> 01:10:50,500 And then you got your baby. 1381 01:10:51,102 --> 01:10:52,937 Just breathe. 1382 01:10:52,970 --> 01:10:56,207 Breathe in your partner's support. Good. 1383 01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:58,009 Breathe. 1384 01:10:58,042 --> 01:11:00,311 And I definitely recommend late-clamping. 1385 01:11:00,344 --> 01:11:02,612 And you can still do skin-to-skin. 1386 01:11:02,645 --> 01:11:04,248 Well, just flop 'em right on you 1387 01:11:04,281 --> 01:11:06,283 while you wait the four to seven minutes 1388 01:11:06,317 --> 01:11:08,786 for the pulsing to conclude, okay? 1389 01:11:08,819 --> 01:11:12,023 The umbilical cord doesn't have a lot of reach. Don't pull it. 1390 01:11:12,056 --> 01:11:14,125 Baby will be here. 1391 01:11:14,158 --> 01:11:16,659 Not here. Here. 1392 01:11:16,693 --> 01:11:18,229 I just wanna say... 1393 01:11:18,262 --> 01:11:21,932 I think what you are doing is so brave. 1394 01:11:21,966 --> 01:11:23,034 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1395 01:11:25,635 --> 01:11:28,139 Okay, move to the hips. 1396 01:11:28,172 --> 01:11:29,774 Move to the hips. 1397 01:11:30,775 --> 01:11:32,609 Yes. 1398 01:11:32,642 --> 01:11:35,780 What about our situation? 1399 01:11:35,813 --> 01:11:38,315 Yeah, I... obviously won't be doing skin-to-skin. 1400 01:11:38,349 --> 01:11:39,716 But Papa can. 1401 01:11:39,749 --> 01:11:41,252 All the Papas can. 1402 01:11:41,285 --> 01:11:43,954 You just wanna wear shirt that can easily open up 1403 01:11:43,988 --> 01:11:46,157 and then we just pull up a little stool. 1404 01:11:46,190 --> 01:11:47,258 Sit right there. 1405 01:11:47,291 --> 01:11:49,760 - And he'll do the skin-to-skin. - Breathe. 1406 01:11:51,628 --> 01:11:53,730 Breathe. 1407 01:11:53,764 --> 01:11:55,833 Anyway, good luck. 1408 01:11:55,866 --> 01:11:57,001 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1409 01:11:58,668 --> 01:11:59,702 You too. 1410 01:11:59,736 --> 01:12:00,905 So just to be clear... 1411 01:12:00,938 --> 01:12:03,140 he would be on a stool 1412 01:12:03,174 --> 01:12:06,911 between my legs for four to seven minutes 1413 01:12:06,944 --> 01:12:09,679 while the baby is still tethered to me... 1414 01:12:10,181 --> 01:12:11,748 my insides? 1415 01:12:11,782 --> 01:12:14,118 Yes. Is that a problem? 1416 01:12:20,024 --> 01:12:21,792 Standing position two. 1417 01:12:24,795 --> 01:12:26,864 Now let's practice the words of encouragement 1418 01:12:26,897 --> 01:12:28,232 that we talked about. 1419 01:12:32,770 --> 01:12:35,172 This is really important. 1420 01:12:42,046 --> 01:12:45,682 You really, uh... You doing, you doing okay. 1421 01:12:48,751 --> 01:12:50,720 You're doing really good. 1422 01:12:50,753 --> 01:12:51,956 You're doing good. 1423 01:12:53,757 --> 01:12:54,992 You're the best. 1424 01:12:58,863 --> 01:13:00,131 You're the best. 1425 01:13:14,778 --> 01:13:15,846 Ah... 1426 01:13:41,872 --> 01:13:44,008 Hi, um... 1427 01:13:44,041 --> 01:13:46,410 Uh, so this is happening. 1428 01:13:49,346 --> 01:13:52,850 There's no signs of a rupture or vasa previa, 1429 01:13:52,883 --> 01:13:54,218 placenta is in good shape. 1430 01:13:54,251 --> 01:13:57,254 Baby's heartbeat is strong, movement is normal. 1431 01:13:57,288 --> 01:13:59,924 All signs point to pre-labor... 1432 01:13:59,957 --> 01:14:01,992 But she... she's only 34 weeks. 1433 01:14:02,026 --> 01:14:03,961 Pre-labor doesn't always mean labor is close. 1434 01:14:03,994 --> 01:14:06,830 You're only 25 percent effaced. 1435 01:14:06,864 --> 01:14:08,432 But the baby is sitting very low. 1436 01:14:08,465 --> 01:14:10,000 I recommend staying off your feet. 1437 01:14:34,024 --> 01:14:36,227 I never picture this... 1438 01:14:37,261 --> 01:14:41,432 being friends or... 1439 01:14:41,465 --> 01:14:42,732 I don't think... 1440 01:14:46,103 --> 01:14:48,872 All the reading in pamphlets and stuff about... 1441 01:14:50,541 --> 01:14:53,844 separating from the baby like... 1442 01:14:54,912 --> 01:14:56,180 There's... 1443 01:14:58,249 --> 01:15:01,318 There's nothing about like losing the Dad. 1444 01:15:03,087 --> 01:15:04,154 Hey. 1445 01:15:06,490 --> 01:15:08,225 We're not gonna lose each other. 1446 01:15:09,860 --> 01:15:14,265 You're gonna have Lamp and I'm gonna be in Vermont 1447 01:15:14,298 --> 01:15:16,066 - and... - What? 1448 01:15:18,869 --> 01:15:22,006 I... I got into school. 1449 01:15:23,307 --> 01:15:26,944 - You got into school? - Yeah. 1450 01:15:26,977 --> 01:15:28,879 Get out of here. 1451 01:15:31,582 --> 01:15:33,217 You kidding me? 1452 01:15:34,852 --> 01:15:38,055 Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you. 1453 01:15:38,088 --> 01:15:41,125 - Not in a dad-way, just... - I know... 1454 01:15:42,226 --> 01:15:44,528 I... congratulations. 1455 01:15:47,898 --> 01:15:50,901 Why are you crying? 1456 01:15:50,934 --> 01:15:52,870 I don't know because... 1457 01:15:54,071 --> 01:15:55,439 Because I love you. 1458 01:15:59,576 --> 01:16:01,111 You love me how? 1459 01:16:01,145 --> 01:16:04,114 Like in a... Like a normal way. 1460 01:16:04,148 --> 01:16:06,116 - Like a not a gross way. - Yeah. 1461 01:16:06,150 --> 01:16:09,219 Like, like a boring way. Like... 1462 01:16:17,661 --> 01:16:20,264 I love you too, by the way. 1463 01:16:20,297 --> 01:16:21,665 Hope that's obvious. 1464 01:16:25,536 --> 01:16:26,837 I know. 1465 01:16:32,309 --> 01:16:33,377 I know. 1466 01:17:05,509 --> 01:17:06,910 Look, it rolls. 1467 01:17:30,701 --> 01:17:32,403 Why are you groaning? 1468 01:17:32,436 --> 01:17:35,205 This is harder than I thought it would be. 1469 01:17:43,447 --> 01:17:46,517 The show is so fucking dumb. 1470 01:17:50,454 --> 01:17:53,257 Cross it over into the middle. 1471 01:17:53,290 --> 01:17:56,560 Then take some hair on the same side. 1472 01:17:56,593 --> 01:17:58,395 This looks good. 1473 01:17:58,429 --> 01:18:01,465 So you must be getting pretty excited. 1474 01:18:03,768 --> 01:18:05,269 Yeah. 1475 01:18:05,302 --> 01:18:07,504 Uh, very nervous. 1476 01:18:07,538 --> 01:18:09,273 Very excited. 1477 01:18:09,306 --> 01:18:11,375 I don't know what I'm in for. There's no way to know 1478 01:18:11,408 --> 01:18:13,377 until you're, you're, you're doing it, I guess. 1479 01:18:13,410 --> 01:18:17,247 So, yeah, excited, nervous, but good nervous. 1480 01:18:17,281 --> 01:18:21,118 Um, my mucus plug dropped. 1481 01:18:21,151 --> 01:18:23,687 And I've had my bloody show. 1482 01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:26,123 Our bloody show? Sorry. 1483 01:18:26,156 --> 01:18:28,692 - Our bloody show. - I think you can say yours. 1484 01:18:30,127 --> 01:18:31,728 Uh, no, I think it's our bloody show. 1485 01:18:31,763 --> 01:18:32,963 - Is it? - Yeah. 1486 01:18:32,996 --> 01:18:36,099 You know since you pushed me on it, it's your bloody show. 1487 01:18:36,133 --> 01:18:39,102 - It's his bloody show - Well, it's my bloody show. 1488 01:18:39,136 --> 01:18:41,705 Is that gross to... Is that gross to tell you? 1489 01:18:41,738 --> 01:18:44,341 I'm here to, to hear whatever... 1490 01:18:44,374 --> 01:18:46,643 whatever it is that you want to tell me. 1491 01:18:49,379 --> 01:18:51,515 Anything else that you like to discuss? 1492 01:18:51,548 --> 01:18:53,050 We finished Friends. 1493 01:18:55,419 --> 01:18:57,321 Yeah, we did. 1494 01:18:57,354 --> 01:19:00,424 We watched all of Friends. 1495 01:19:15,807 --> 01:19:17,407 Do you want to, um... 1496 01:19:18,242 --> 01:19:20,444 hold hands and eat candy 1497 01:19:20,477 --> 01:19:22,646 and continue not sleeping together? 1498 01:19:26,383 --> 01:19:28,018 I thought you'd never ask. 1499 01:19:58,448 --> 01:19:59,483 Matt. 1500 01:20:00,350 --> 01:20:01,385 Matt. 1501 01:20:01,418 --> 01:20:02,419 Yeah. 1502 01:20:02,452 --> 01:20:04,488 - I... - What is it, Anna? 1503 01:20:04,521 --> 01:20:05,757 I had a contraction. 1504 01:20:05,790 --> 01:20:07,825 It's early, right? It's early. 1505 01:20:07,859 --> 01:20:09,259 Oh, you're early? 1506 01:20:09,293 --> 01:20:11,695 Uh, I, I not like scary early. 1507 01:20:11,728 --> 01:20:12,797 I think it's like a week, 1508 01:20:12,830 --> 01:20:14,364 - right? - Okay. 1509 01:20:14,398 --> 01:20:16,199 Time it. We have to time it. 1510 01:20:16,233 --> 01:20:17,334 That's... 1511 01:20:18,735 --> 01:20:21,338 Time. Uh, I gotta get my phone. 1512 01:20:21,371 --> 01:20:24,308 Okay. Could you give me some water, first? 1513 01:20:24,341 --> 01:20:25,877 Yes, water. Water. 1514 01:20:25,910 --> 01:20:27,277 Okay. 1515 01:20:38,322 --> 01:20:40,357 Why didn't you do that earlier? 1516 01:20:40,390 --> 01:20:41,658 I don't know! 1517 01:21:05,449 --> 01:21:07,651 You're supposed to be encouraging me! 1518 01:21:07,684 --> 01:21:10,487 You're doing great! 1519 01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:12,222 - Aw! - You're doing so good! 1520 01:21:12,255 --> 01:21:13,223 Just, uh... 1521 01:21:13,256 --> 01:21:15,726 I don't believe anything you're saying right now! 1522 01:21:33,577 --> 01:21:36,346 How... how far apart are they now? 1523 01:21:36,380 --> 01:21:38,582 That's, uh, well, eight minutes. 1524 01:21:39,316 --> 01:21:40,717 - Still? - Yeah. 1525 01:21:43,587 --> 01:21:45,857 Here we go. Nice and cold. 1526 01:21:45,890 --> 01:21:47,324 Just like you like it. 1527 01:21:48,325 --> 01:21:49,961 - There you go. - Thanks. 1528 01:21:49,994 --> 01:21:51,763 Whoa! Whoa! Oh, my God! 1529 01:21:51,796 --> 01:21:54,197 - Whoa! Are you okay? - I... yeah. 1530 01:21:54,231 --> 01:21:56,466 Oh, wow! I... I gonna go... 1531 01:21:56,500 --> 01:21:57,769 I gonna go get... change my shirt. 1532 01:21:57,802 --> 01:21:59,904 - What? - I, I gotta have a button-down 1533 01:21:59,937 --> 01:22:01,538 - for skin-on-skin. - Okay. 1534 01:22:01,571 --> 01:22:02,774 This is, uh... This is it! 1535 01:22:02,807 --> 01:22:04,708 Can you get... Can you get me a pair of pants? 1536 01:22:04,741 --> 01:22:05,742 Yes! 1537 01:22:06,410 --> 01:22:07,444 Okay, too fast. 1538 01:22:07,477 --> 01:22:08,578 - You're going too fast. - Okay. 1539 01:22:08,612 --> 01:22:10,313 It's happening. 1540 01:22:10,347 --> 01:22:11,682 Okay. 1541 01:22:11,715 --> 01:22:13,684 Date today. Oh, my God, what is today? 1542 01:22:13,717 --> 01:22:15,519 Today, today is Lamp's birthday. What is it? 1543 01:22:19,857 --> 01:22:21,591 Good. You wanna sit down now? 1544 01:22:21,625 --> 01:22:23,527 No? Keep moving, keep moving. All right. 1545 01:22:34,671 --> 01:22:36,874 You're doing great! 1546 01:22:44,581 --> 01:22:46,583 Do you want some, uh... 1547 01:22:46,616 --> 01:22:50,253 like some ice cream down the hall or... 1548 01:22:50,287 --> 01:22:52,723 I don't want... I don't think I can have ice cream. 1549 01:22:52,757 --> 01:22:54,357 Yeah. Okay. 1550 01:22:54,391 --> 01:22:55,592 There you go. 1551 01:22:59,764 --> 01:23:03,633 Okay, if you want the epidural, it's now or never. 1552 01:23:03,667 --> 01:23:05,235 Yes, I want the... 1553 01:23:06,603 --> 01:23:08,873 Keep it up! Push! Good, good! 1554 01:23:08,906 --> 01:23:10,674 Bear down. Push! 1555 01:23:10,707 --> 01:23:12,309 Push! 1556 01:23:12,910 --> 01:23:14,644 Okay. Push, Anna. 1557 01:23:14,678 --> 01:23:15,780 Push! 1558 01:23:15,813 --> 01:23:18,281 Push! Push! 1559 01:23:18,315 --> 01:23:19,817 Push! 1560 01:23:19,851 --> 01:23:21,284 Push, Anna! 1561 01:23:22,519 --> 01:23:23,955 Don't stop now, Anna. 1562 01:23:23,988 --> 01:23:25,388 You can rest in a minute. 1563 01:23:25,422 --> 01:23:27,792 Push, Anna. Push, push! 1564 01:23:27,825 --> 01:23:30,762 You can do this. Push! 1565 01:23:31,695 --> 01:23:33,998 Push, push, push! 1566 01:23:34,031 --> 01:23:38,368 Push, Anna. Good, good! We're crowning! 1567 01:23:38,401 --> 01:23:41,038 Okay, we're gonna push again in another 30 seconds. 1568 01:23:41,072 --> 01:23:42,807 - "We". - Oh, my God. 1569 01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:44,075 I can see... 1570 01:23:44,108 --> 01:23:46,476 I can see Lamp's head! 1571 01:23:46,510 --> 01:23:47,779 Lamp has hair! 1572 01:23:50,782 --> 01:23:54,051 You are so amazing. 1573 01:23:54,085 --> 01:23:55,953 I'm really happy for you. 1574 01:23:58,890 --> 01:24:01,358 Okay, Anna, here we go! 1575 01:24:01,391 --> 01:24:02,960 Take a deep breath. 1576 01:24:02,994 --> 01:24:06,429 Push! Push! 1577 01:24:06,463 --> 01:24:08,632 Good, good. That's right. 1578 01:24:09,699 --> 01:24:10,768 Push! 1579 01:24:13,070 --> 01:24:14,839 There you go! 1580 01:24:14,872 --> 01:24:16,640 We got it! 1581 01:24:32,556 --> 01:24:34,724 Oh, God! 1582 01:24:34,759 --> 01:24:36,828 Oh, my God! 1583 01:24:37,561 --> 01:24:38,830 Hey, Lamp! 1584 01:24:40,097 --> 01:24:41,899 Hey, there. 1585 01:24:46,804 --> 01:24:49,673 Oh, my God. Welcome. 1586 01:24:53,610 --> 01:24:55,079 Welcome to the world. 1587 01:24:56,981 --> 01:24:58,648 You're so beautiful. 1588 01:25:02,053 --> 01:25:03,888 Oh, my God. 1589 01:25:06,888 --> 01:25:10,888 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 110089