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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:28,028 [ Moaning ] 3 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,532 [ Gasps ] 4 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:35,035 NATASHA NIKOLAEVNA. NATASHA NIKOLAEVNA. 5 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,870 [ Door Opens ] 6 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:41,241 [ Gasps ] I'M GOING. CALL THE PRIEST. 7 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:44,244 GET MY SON-IN-LAW. HURRY! 8 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:46,246 I MUST TALK TO HIM. 9 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:49,749 THERE'S SOMETHING I MUST TELL HIM BEFORE I DIE. 10 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:53,253 THERE, THERE, CLAUDIA IVANOVNA. YOU WILL BE ALL RIGHT. JUST-- 11 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:55,755 [ Groaning ] 12 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:58,058 OH. [ Speaking Russian ] 13 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,226 KOLYA! 14 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,562 KOLYA! 15 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:04,731 KOLYA! 16 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:08,234 KOLYA, QUICK. RUN TO THE TOWN HALL. 17 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:10,737 TELL VOROBYANINOV HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW IS DYING. 18 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:13,239 TELL HIM TO HURRY. I'M GOING TO GET THE PRIEST. 19 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,243 OH. [ Muttering ] 20 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:33,009 BOZHE MOI. THAT POOR WOMAN. 21 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:35,011 THAT POOR WOMAN. 22 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:37,013 WHO IS GOING TO TAKE CARE OF ME? 23 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:45,355 ???? [ Chorus Vocalizing ] 24 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,358 [ Speaking Russian ] 25 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:55,115 IT'S IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW. ALL WE CAN DO IS PRAY. 26 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,283 THANK YOU FOR COMING, FATHER. 27 00:01:58,284 --> 00:01:59,786 IT WAS MY PLEASURE. 28 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,288 GO TO HER. GO TO HER, MY CHILD. 29 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:04,791 COMFORT HER. SHE NEEDS YOU. 30 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,793 COURAGE. COURAGE. 31 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,879 [ Sighs ] 32 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,388 FATHER FYO-- OOH! 33 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,390 DOR. [ Groaning ] 34 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,892 SHE'S INSIDE. NOT TO WORRY. 35 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:25,895 I, UH-- COURAGE. 36 00:02:36,606 --> 00:02:39,108 OH. OH. 37 00:02:39,108 --> 00:02:41,110 OH, MY DEAR NEIGHBOR. 38 00:02:41,110 --> 00:02:43,029 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 39 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:45,532 SHE HAS BEEN CALLING FOR YOU. 40 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,534 I JUST SAW THE PRIEST. 41 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:50,537 HE SEEMED IN A GREAT HURRY. 42 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:53,540 HE WAS VERY PECULIAR. VERY PECULIAR. 43 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,542 SHE JUST CONFESSED. 44 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:59,045 HOW IS SHE? 45 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:01,047 SHE IS DOING SPLENDIDLY. 46 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:03,800 THE DOCTOR SAYS SHE'LL BE ON HER FEET IN A WEEK. 47 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,970 SHE'LL BE DEAD BEFORE MORNING. SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE. 48 00:03:06,970 --> 00:03:09,689 I'D BETTER GO IN. 49 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,975 [ Door Opens ] 50 00:03:11,975 --> 00:03:14,978 IPPOLIT, IT'S YOU. YOU'VE COME. 51 00:03:14,978 --> 00:03:17,981 YES. I'M HERE. 52 00:03:17,981 --> 00:03:20,483 IT'S ME. OH, THANK GOD. 53 00:03:20,483 --> 00:03:22,986 IPPOLIT, 54 00:03:22,986 --> 00:03:26,289 DO YOU REMEMBER OUR DINING ROOM SUITE? 55 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:31,494 DINING ROOM SUITE? 56 00:03:31,494 --> 00:03:33,796 IN THE BIG HOUSE IN STARGOROD. 57 00:03:34,797 --> 00:03:38,751 BEFORE THE REVOLUTION. AH, YES. 58 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:40,753 BEAUTIFUL FURNITURE. 59 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:43,506 MADE BY HAMBS OF LONDON. 60 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:49,812 IPPOLIT, MY JEWELS. 61 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:52,815 MY DIAMONDS. 62 00:03:52,815 --> 00:03:55,568 I SEWED THEM INTO ONE OF THE CHAIRS. 63 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:58,905 WHAT? MY DIAMONDS. MY JEWELS. 64 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:05,411 I SEWED THEM INTO ONE OF THE CHAIRS. 65 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:10,416 MY GORGEOUS DIAMOND TIARA. 66 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:15,922 I WORE IT WHEN I WAS PRESENTED AT COURT. 67 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:21,678 MY BEAUTIFUL PEARL EARRINGS. [ Whispers ] PEARL. 68 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:26,466 MY EMERALD BROOCH. EMERALD. 69 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:29,886 MY DIAMOND NECKLACE. [ Whispers ] DIAMOND. 70 00:04:29,886 --> 00:04:33,389 THE LITTLE GOLD CAT WITH THE RUBY EYES. 71 00:04:34,891 --> 00:04:36,726 STUFFED IN A CH-- 72 00:04:36,726 --> 00:04:41,698 HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING? 73 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,701 WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE THEM TO ME? 74 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,703 WHY SHOULD I HAVE GIVEN THEM TO YOU... 75 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:50,206 WHEN YOU HAD ALREADY SQUANDERED AWAY HALF MY DAUGHTER'S ESTATE... 76 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:52,709 WITH YOUR PARTIES AND YOUR HORSES? 77 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:55,712 WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE THEM OUT? WHY DID YOU LEAVE THEM THERE? 78 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,714 I DIDN'T HAVE TIME! 79 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,717 YOU REMEMBER HOW QUICKLY WE HAD TO FLEE? 80 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,719 THEY WERE LEFT IN THE CHAIR. 81 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,722 BOZHE MOI. 82 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:08,224 BOZHE MOI! 83 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:12,228 50,000 RUBLES' WORTH OF JEWELRY... 84 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,230 STUFFED IN A CHAIR! 85 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:19,736 HEAVEN KNOWS WHO MAY SIT ON THAT CHAIR! 86 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:22,739 IF IT'S STILL A CHAIR! 87 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:26,242 IT MAY BE FIREWOOD BY NOW. 88 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:31,748 HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING? 89 00:05:34,283 --> 00:05:37,787 HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING? 90 00:05:41,791 --> 00:05:45,294 HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING? 91 00:05:47,797 --> 00:05:50,049 PLEASE, IPPOLIT. 92 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,437 I KNOW I DID WRONG, BUT... 93 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:57,190 PLEASE FORGIVE ME. 94 00:06:02,478 --> 00:06:04,981 OF COURSE. 95 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:09,652 OF COURSE,MAMAN. 96 00:06:10,653 --> 00:06:13,156 OF COURSE I FORGIVE YOU. 97 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,333 THANK YOU. 98 00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:28,671 NOW I CAN DIE IN PEACE. 99 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:38,231 ?? HOPE FOR THE BEST ?? 100 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,099 ?? EXPECT THE WORST ?? 101 00:06:40,099 --> 00:06:44,103 ?? SOME DRINK CHAMPAGNE SOME DIE OF THIRST ?? 102 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:46,606 ?? NO WAY OF KNOWING ?? 103 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,408 ?? WHICH WAY IT'S GOING ?? 104 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:51,828 ?? HOPE FOR THE BEST EXPECT THE WORST ?? 105 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,697 ?? HOPE FOR THE BEST ?? 106 00:06:54,697 --> 00:06:56,699 ?? EXPECT THE WORST ?? 107 00:06:56,699 --> 00:06:58,751 ?? THE WORLD'S A STAGE ?? 108 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:00,753 ?? WE'RE UNREHEARSED ?? 109 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:04,424 ?? SOME REACH THE TOP, FRIENDS WHILE OTHERS FLOP, FRIENDS ?? 110 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:08,795 ?? HOPE FOR THE BEST EXPECT THE WORST ?? 111 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:12,632 ?? I KNEW A MAN WHO SAVED A FORTUNE THAT WAS SPLENDID ?? 112 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:16,803 ?? THEN HE DIED THE DAY HE PLANNED TO GO AND SPEND IT ?? 113 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:19,305 ?? SHOUTING LIVE WHILE YOU'RE ALIVE ?? 114 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:21,140 ?? NO ONE WILL SURVIVE ?? 115 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:23,443 ?? LIFE IS SORROW ?? 116 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:27,313 ?? HERE TODAY AND GONE TOMORROW LIVE WHILE YOU'RE ALIVE ?? 117 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:29,282 ?? NO ONE WILL SURVIVE ?? 118 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,784 ?? THERE'S NO GUARANTEE ?? 119 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:34,036 ?? HOPE FOR THE BEST ?? 120 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:36,622 ?? EXPECT THE WORST ?? 121 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:40,960 ?? YOU COULD BE TOLSTOY OR FANNIE HURST ?? 122 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,745 ?? SO TAKE YOUR CHANCES ?? 123 00:07:42,745 --> 00:07:44,747 ?? THERE ARE NO ANSWERS ?? 124 00:07:44,747 --> 00:07:47,550 ?? HOPE FOR THE BEST EXPECT THE WORST ?? 125 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:08,988 ?? I KNEW A MAN WHO SAVED A FORTUNE THAT WAS SPLENDID ?? 126 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:12,825 ?? THEN HE DIED THE DAY HE PLANNED TO GO AND SPEND IT ?? 127 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:15,027 ?? SHOUTING LIVE WHILE YOU'RE ALIVE ?? 128 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:17,280 ?? NO ONE WILL SURVIVE ?? 129 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:20,867 ?? LIFE IS FUNNY ?? ?? SPEND YOUR MONEY ?? 130 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,085 ?? LIVE WHILE YOU'RE ALIVE ?? 131 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,454 ?? NO ONE WILL SURVIVE ?? 132 00:08:25,454 --> 00:08:27,840 ?? THERE'S NO GUARANTEE ?? 133 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:31,344 ?? HOPE FOR THE BEST ?? 134 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,346 ?? EXPECT THE WORST ?? 135 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,848 ?? THE RICH ARE BLESSED ?? 136 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,850 ?? THE POOR ARE CURSED ?? 137 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,852 ?? THAT IS A FACT, FRIENDS ?? 138 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,854 ? ?? THE DECK IS STACKED, FRIEND ? 139 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:46,642 ?? HOPE FOR THE BEST EXPECT THE ?? 140 00:08:46,642 --> 00:08:50,279 ?? EVEN WITH A GOOD BEGINNING IT'S NOT CERTAIN THAT YOU'RE WINNING ?? 141 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:53,566 ?? EVEN WITH THE BEST OF CHANCES THEY CAN KICK YOU IN YOUR "PANTSES" ?? 142 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:57,570 ?? LOOK OUT FOR THE WATCH OUT FOR THE ?? 143 00:08:57,570 --> 00:09:02,208 ?? WORST ?? 144 00:09:02,491 --> 00:09:04,493 ?? HEY ???? 145 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:11,083 GIVE! OPEN YOUR HEART! 146 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:19,091 THANK YOU, SIR. THANK YOU. VERY GENEROUS OF YOU. 147 00:09:32,855 --> 00:09:35,358 NOW THERE'S A HEALTHY GIRL. 148 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,920 WHAT CAN I SAY, LITTLE FATHER? 149 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,922 IT'S A MIRACLE. I CAN SEE. 150 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,425 I CAN WALK. REJOICE! 151 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:06,973 DO YOU LOVE ME? 152 00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:11,477 WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THAT I AM VERY MUCH IN LUST WITH YOU. 153 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:13,980 [ Key Clicking In Lock ] OH, MY GOD. MY HUSBAND! 154 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:16,148 YOUR HUSBAND? 155 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:19,986 OUT GOES THE BAD AIR, IN GOES THE GOOD AIR. 156 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:22,872 OUT GOES THE BAD AIR-- WHAT'S GOING ON? 157 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:26,492 - WHO ARE YOU? - THIS WOMAN IS MY WIFE. I'M HER HUSBAND. 158 00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:30,413 SHE FAINTED JUST OUTSIDE THE DOOR. I'M GIVING HER ARTIFICIAL RESPIRATION. 159 00:10:30,413 --> 00:10:34,133 HOW DARE YOU ALLOW A FRAIL CREATURE LIKE THIS TO CARRY HEAVY BUNDLES. 160 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:37,303 - HAS SHE EVER FAINTED BEFORE? - NEVER. MAYBE ONCE. I DON'T KNOW. 161 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,338 ALL RIGHT. COME ON. TAKE OVER. 162 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,841 NOW REMEMBER, OUT GOES THE BAD AIR, 163 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:43,843 IN GOES THE GOOD AIR. 164 00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:46,846 [ Together ] OUT GOES THE BAD AIR, IN GOES THE GOOD AIR. 165 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:49,849 I SHOULD REPORT YOU FOR THIS, BUT WE'LL LET IT GO. THANK YOU. 166 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:52,852 YOU ARE VERY KIND. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. I PROMISE. NEVER. 167 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:56,856 SEE THAT IT DOESN'T! OUT GOES THE BAD AIR, IN GOES THE GOOD AIR. 168 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:59,859 OUT GOES THE GOOD AIR, IN GOES THE BAD AIR. 169 00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:02,745 OUT GOES THE GOOD AIR, IN GOES THE BAD AIR. 170 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:06,248 [ Birds Twittering ] [ Dog Barking In Distance ] 171 00:11:26,802 --> 00:11:28,304 [ Creaks ] 172 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,900 [ Snoring ] 173 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:52,912 [ Snoring Continues ] 174 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,560 [ Snorts, Mutters ] THERE, THERE. 175 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,563 THERE. OH, BOY. YOU MUST HAVE FALLEN. 176 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:13,933 THANK YOU. 177 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:16,736 WHO ARE YOU? OSTAP BENDER AT YOUR SERVICE. 178 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,988 CIGARETTE? 179 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:24,443 THANK YOU. 180 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,445 TELL ME, UH, COMRADE-- 181 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:29,448 "COMRADE." "COMRADE." 182 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,951 EVERYBODY CALLS ME COMRADE. 183 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:35,671 EVERYBODY IN THE NEW SOVIET UNION IS A COMRADE. 184 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:38,624 PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW, STRANGERS. 185 00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,626 EVERYBODY SAYS "COMRADE." 186 00:12:42,044 --> 00:12:44,346 OH, I MISS RUSSIA. 187 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:46,549 HMM, YES. 188 00:12:46,549 --> 00:12:50,219 TELL ME, UH, WHAT GOES ON IN THIS GREAT HOUSE? 189 00:12:50,219 --> 00:12:53,139 MOSTLY DYING. 190 00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:55,141 DYING. 191 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:59,645 IT'S AN OLD-AGE HOME FOR WEARY, OLD LADIES. 192 00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:04,150 THEY TIPPY-TOE IN, THEY HAVE A LITTLE BOWL OF PORRIDGE... 193 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,652 AND-- [ Raspberry ] THAT'S IT. 194 00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:10,072 OH, WHAT A PITY. WHAT A PITY. 195 00:13:10,573 --> 00:13:12,575 SEE, I THOUGHT IT WAS A HOTEL. 196 00:13:12,575 --> 00:13:15,494 YOU, UH-- YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO KNOW OF ANY NEARBY, DO YOU? 197 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:19,498 YOU SEE, I'VE COME A LONG WAY, AND I'M SEEKING SUITABLE LODGINGS FOR THE NIGHT. 198 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:21,834 OH, UH, BY THE BY, 199 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:24,753 DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A SPARE BED DOWN THERE? 200 00:13:24,753 --> 00:13:26,755 [ Exhales Deeply ] 201 00:13:28,257 --> 00:13:31,260 [ Imitating English Accent ] NO, I DON'T, MR. BY THE BY. 202 00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:34,263 I DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A SPARE BED. 203 00:13:34,763 --> 00:13:37,266 THERE ISN'T A SPARE BED IN ALL OF RUSSIA! 204 00:13:37,266 --> 00:13:39,768 PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING BETWEEN EACH OTHER... 205 00:13:39,768 --> 00:13:41,770 AND YOU'RE TALKING SPARE BED. 206 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:45,274 YOU MAKE ME LAUGH. HO, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH. 207 00:13:45,274 --> 00:13:48,160 "SPARE BED." YOU MUST BE NUTS. 208 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,666 [ Shatters ] LISTEN. 209 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,668 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 210 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,670 IF YOU'LL BUY ME A DRINK, 211 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,172 YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE FLOOR. 212 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,926 DONE. COME ON. 213 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:07,429 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN STARGOROD? YOU LOOK TO ME LIKE A MUSCOVITE. 214 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,432 LISTEN, TELL ME. TELL ME. WHO LIVED HERE IN THE OLD DAYS? 215 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:13,719 OH, IN THE OLD DAYS WAS MY MASTER, 216 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:17,223 IPPOLIT MATVEYEVICH VOROBYANINOV. 217 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:20,726 HE WAS A MARSHAL OF THE NOBILITY. 218 00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:24,230 I LOVED HIM. HE HARDLY EVER BEAT US. 219 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:27,233 AH. AND WHATEVER BECAME OF YOUR LOVABLE MASTER? 220 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:31,237 ONE NIGHT, ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO, WAS A FEARFUL NOISE. 221 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,739 IT WAS BOMBS AND CANNONS AND SOLDIERS SHOOTING. 222 00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,741 IT WAS TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE. 223 00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:38,244 OH, YES. I THINK IT WAS CALLED THE REVOLUTION. 224 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:41,247 THAT WAS IT. THE REVOLUTION. 225 00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:45,251 YOU'RE SMART. YOU'RE SMART AND YOU'RE GORGEOUS. 226 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:47,253 YOU'RE OKAY. 227 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,255 ANYWAYS, 228 00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:53,259 THEY ALL RUN AWAY. 229 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,263 WELL, COME ON, OLD BOY. 230 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,765 LET US SEE HOW DRUNK... 231 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:02,768 TWO RUSSIANS CAN GET ON ONE RUBLE. 232 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:05,271 I LIKE THAT. TWO RUSSIANS, ONE RUBLE. 233 00:15:37,219 --> 00:15:41,223 AH. IVAN, FETCH THE MARSHAL'S HORSE. 234 00:15:41,223 --> 00:15:43,225 HE'S COMING. HE'S COMING. 235 00:15:57,239 --> 00:15:59,241 MASTER. 236 00:16:05,748 --> 00:16:07,633 I LOVE HIM. I LOVE HIM. 237 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:14,340 PLEASE, DEAR, HURRY HOME. BUT DON'T GALLOP. 238 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,843 "DON'T GALLOP." DO YOU HEAR THAT, PETYA? 239 00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:21,347 "DON'T GALLOP," BUT "HURRY HOME." 240 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:24,850 THAT'S YOUR JOB. YOU'LL HAVE TO PUZZLE IT OUT. IT'S TOO MUCH FOR ME. 241 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,852 [ Ivanovna ] IPPOLIT, TAKE CARE. 242 00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:29,271 DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH, AND DON'T GAMBLE. 243 00:16:29,271 --> 00:16:31,273 AND STAY AWAY FROM THE GYPSIES. 244 00:16:31,774 --> 00:16:35,327 -ILS SONT VOLEURS. -CHE��RE MAMAN, RESTEZ CALME. 245 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,830 TOUT VA BIEN. TIKON, YOU IDIOT, MY GLOVES. 246 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,832 THERE, MASTER. 247 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,170 I LOVE HIM. I LOVE HIM. 248 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,008 [ Birds Twittering ] 249 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,684 [ Door Opens ] 250 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,387 HERE'S YOUR CASTLE. 251 00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:04,690 DRINK VODKA, WE TALK. WE HAVE SOME FUN. 252 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:08,110 YOU KNOW WHAT WE CAN... 253 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,112 DO. 254 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,116 MASTER? 255 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,617 TIKON. 256 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:18,070 MASTER? 257 00:17:18,821 --> 00:17:20,622 IS IT REALLY HIM? 258 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,625 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! IT CAN'T BE! 259 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,627 IT CAN'T BE! 260 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,130 IT CAN'T BE! IT CAN'T BE! 261 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,132 OH, MA-- [ Groans ] 262 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,634 OH, THAT'S HIM. THAT'S HIM. 263 00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,137 THAT'S MY MASTER. 264 00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:38,140 [ Both Laughing ] OH, MASTER, MASTER. 265 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,142 HERE, TIKON. OH, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 266 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:44,146 HERE IS A RUBLE. YOU GO HAVE SOME VODKA, AND YOU DON'T COME BACK FOR A BIT. 267 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:47,149 VODKA. YOUR MASTER AND I HAVE BUSINESS TO DISCUSS. 268 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,151 [ Groans ] COME ON. 269 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,153 BUSINESS. BUSINESS. COME ON. 270 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:54,106 TIKON, 271 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:58,110 YOU'RE NOT TO SAY A WORD TO ANYONE ABOUT MY BEING HERE. 272 00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,112 IT IS SECRET. 273 00:18:04,032 --> 00:18:07,336 [ Whispering ] I'M NOT TO TELL ANYONE MY MASTER IS IN STARGOROD. 274 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:11,590 IT'S A SECRET. MY MASTER TOLD ME A SECRET. 275 00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,347 SO, 276 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,216 YOU'D PREFER TO KEEP YOUR WHEREABOUTS A SECRET. 277 00:18:21,216 --> 00:18:23,185 VERY INTERESTING. 278 00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,687 WHO ARE YOU? 279 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:29,191 WHAT IS THIS BUSINESS YOU HAVE TO DISCUSS WITH ME? 280 00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:32,945 I HAVE NO BUSINESS WITH YOU. 281 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,314 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 282 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,316 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 283 00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:40,819 I GUESS MAYBE IT DEPENDS UPON WHAT YOU'RE HIDING. 284 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:45,324 MAYBE THIS WILL SHED A LITTLE LIGHT ON THE MATTER. GIVE ME THAT. THAT'S MINE! 285 00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:48,710 OH, HOW VERY IMPRESSIVE. 286 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,463 THIS OUGHT TO FETCH QUITE A LOT. 287 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:55,584 PLEASE GIVE ME THAT PAPER. IT'S PERSONAL PROPERTY. 288 00:18:55,584 --> 00:19:00,422 OH, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? THERE IS NO PERSONAL PROPERTY IN THE SOVIET UNION. 289 00:19:00,422 --> 00:19:02,424 EVERYTHING BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE. 290 00:19:02,925 --> 00:19:04,927 WILL YOU PLEASE GIVE ME THAT PAPER? 291 00:19:05,427 --> 00:19:08,430 IT IS A PRIVATE MATTER, AND I AM NOT AT LIBERTY TO DISCUSS IT. 292 00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:11,433 YES, OF COURSE. OF COURSE. ONE SHOULDN'T INTERFERE IN PRIVATE MATTERS. 293 00:19:11,934 --> 00:19:14,436 IT'S CONSIDERED GAUCHE. THERE YOU ARE. 294 00:19:14,937 --> 00:19:17,689 NOW, I MUST BE OFF. 295 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,695 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - AH, THE ETERNAL QUESTION. 296 00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:25,697 QUO VADIS? 297 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:29,535 WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, I AM "VADISING" OFF TO GOSSIP WITH THE SECRET POLICE. 298 00:19:34,456 --> 00:19:38,126 - "SECRET POLICE"? - WELL, WHAT CAN I DO, OLD COCK? 299 00:19:38,126 --> 00:19:41,129 AFTER ALL, I AM A PATRIOTIC CITIZEN OF THE SOVIET UNION. 300 00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:45,133 IT IS MY SACRED DUTY TO TURN YOU IN. 301 00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:49,471 NOW, MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A SELFISH PIG, WE COULD DO BUSINESS. 302 00:19:49,471 --> 00:19:51,440 I CAN'T. I'M GOING. 303 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,442 WAIT. WHY? 304 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,943 LET'S TALK. ABOUT WHAT? 305 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:56,945 THINGS. WHAT THINGS? 306 00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:58,447 I DON'T KNOW. SITUATION-- I'M GOING. 307 00:19:58,947 --> 00:19:59,948 WAIT. WHY? 308 00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:01,450 LET'S TALK. ABOUT WHAT? 309 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,451 IT. WHAT'S "IT"? 310 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,952 YOU KNOW. I KNOW WHAT? 311 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:06,955 WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT NOTHING. I'M GOING. 312 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:07,956 YOU MUSTN'T. I MUST. 313 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:08,957 WHY? THE REWARD. 314 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,459 WHAT REWARD? FOR TURNING YOU IN. 315 00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:11,960 WAIT. WHY? 316 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:12,961 WE'LL TALK-- ABOUT WHAT? 317 00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:15,964 ABOUT THE DIAMONDS, THE DIAMONDS, THE DIAMONDS! 318 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,469 THE DIAMONDS. 319 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,559 AND MOST OF THIS STUFF WAS PURCHASED... 320 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,063 20 OR 30 YEARS AGO FOR ABOUT 50,000 RUBLES, HMM? 321 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,065 YES. 322 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,067 THAT MEANS THAT TODAY... 323 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:41,073 THEY'D PROBABLY BE WORTH BETWEEN 150,000 AND 200,000. 324 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,576 AS MUCH AS THAT? 325 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,578 NOT A KOPECK LESS. 326 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,081 AND MAYBE MORE. 327 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:53,585 I'VEGOTTO FIND THOSE CHAIRS. 328 00:20:55,537 --> 00:20:57,005 [ Cackles ] 329 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,341 TIKON IS BACK. 330 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,377 - TIKON, COME HERE. - COMING, MASTER. 331 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,515 - TIKON-- - COMING. I'M COMING. 332 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:10,018 COMING, MASTER. I'M COMING. COMING. COMING. COMING. 333 00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:13,021 COMING. COMING. COMING. COMING. 334 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:15,857 I'M COMING, MASTER. I'M COMING. 335 00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:19,278 I'M COMING. I'M COMING, MASTER. 336 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,280 I'M COMING. I'M COMING, MASTER. 337 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,783 TIKON. YOU SEE? I'M HERE. 338 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:28,787 TIKON, THE FURNITURE. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FURNITURE? 339 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,789 THE FURNITURE. YES, THE FURNITURE. 340 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,792 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FURNITURE? THE FURNITURE? 341 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,795 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FURNITURE? 342 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,797 [ Snoring ] 343 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,802 TIKON. TIKON. 344 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:45,804 [ Snoring Continues ] 345 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,807 [ Sighs ] 346 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,310 WELL, CROSS-EXAMINATION OF THE WITNESS... 347 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,812 WILL HAVE TO BE ADJOURNED UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING. 348 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,648 LET'S GO TO BED. 349 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:04,439 ???? [ Chorus Vocalizing ] 350 00:22:11,446 --> 00:22:13,448 OH, THOU WHO KNOWEST ALL-- 351 00:22:14,449 --> 00:22:16,451 YOU KNOW. 352 00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:24,042 [ Snoring ] 353 00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:26,044 [ Rooster Crowing ] 354 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:29,548 [ Crowing Continues ] 355 00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:35,554 TIKON. 356 00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:38,557 TIKON. 357 00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:40,559 MASTER. HMM. 358 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:42,944 OH, MASTER, YOU'RE STILL-- SHH. 359 00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:45,397 [ Vorobyaninov ] WHERE IS THE FURNITURE? 360 00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:47,566 THE FURNITURE? YES, TIKON. 361 00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:49,451 WHERE IS THE FURNITURE? 362 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:52,454 YOU MEAN UPSTAIRS IN THE HOUSE? 363 00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:54,456 [ Vorobyaninov ] YES. 364 00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:56,958 SOME OF IT IS STILL THERE. 365 00:22:56,958 --> 00:23:01,463 THE VELVET SOFA IS THERE. IT'S A MESS NOW. 366 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:04,750 AND THE ANDIRONS. THEY KEPT THE ANDIRONS. 367 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,669 DID THEY KEEP THE CHAIRS? 368 00:23:07,669 --> 00:23:10,672 THERE WAS A DINING ROOM SUITE WITH 12 CHAIRS, 369 00:23:10,672 --> 00:23:12,674 MADE BY HAMBS OF LONDON. 370 00:23:13,675 --> 00:23:17,312 THEY WERE UPHOLSTERED IN GOLD BROCADE. 371 00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:20,315 DO YOU REMEMBER? 372 00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:24,186 TWELVE CHAIRS. WALNUT. COVERED IN GOLD BROCADE. 373 00:23:24,186 --> 00:23:25,987 YES! YES! THAT'S THEM! THAT'S THEM! 374 00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:27,739 THEY'RE GONE. 375 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:30,525 [ Growling ] 376 00:23:30,525 --> 00:23:32,778 - ALL BUT ONE. - WHERE IS IT? 377 00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:35,781 THE PANTRY, OUTSIDE THE KITCHEN. 378 00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:39,034 SITS THERE. A MAJOR. A BEAUTY. 379 00:23:39,034 --> 00:23:42,337 GOOD. NOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER 11 CHAIRS? 380 00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:45,340 ONE MORNING, A BIG VAN CAME... 381 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:48,343 FROM THE BUREAU OF HOUSING, TOOK EVERYTHING. 382 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,846 THE BUREAU OF HOUSING? SHH. 383 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:54,349 NOW, THINK, TIKON, WHAT STREET IS THE BUREAU OF HOUSING ON? 384 00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:03,859 HEADACHE! HEADACHE! I HAVE SUCH A HEADACHE! 385 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:06,862 WHAT I DRINK LAST NIGHT. ALL RIGHT. NEVER MIND. I'LL FIND IT. 386 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:09,448 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'LLFIND IT? 387 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,783 LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHO FINDS IT. 388 00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:13,952 ALL RIGHT. IT'S TIME FOR ACTION. 389 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,705 YOU WILL GO UPSTAIRS AND OCCUPY CHAIR NUMBER ONE, 390 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,074 AND I WILL LEAD THE ATTACK AT THE BUREAU OF HOUSING. 391 00:24:19,074 --> 00:24:21,827 I'M OFF. UH, WAIT. 392 00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:24,579 WHAT SHALL I TELL THEM? 393 00:24:24,579 --> 00:24:28,383 YOU WILL TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE COUSIN MICHAEL FROM KIEV, 394 00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:31,386 AND YOU WILL SAY THAT ALL THE VOROBYANINOVS ARE DEAD... 395 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:35,390 AND THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO PAY HARD RUBLES FOR SOMETHING... 396 00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:37,642 TO REMEMBER THEM BY. 397 00:24:40,011 --> 00:24:42,514 [ Sighs ] 398 00:24:43,014 --> 00:24:46,017 COUSIN MICHAEL FROM KIEV. ALL THE VOROBYANINOVS ARE DEAD. 399 00:24:46,017 --> 00:24:49,938 I AM COUSIN MICHAEL FROM KIEV. ALL THE VOROBYANINOVS ARE DEAD. 400 00:24:57,946 --> 00:25:00,949 YES? I AM COUSIN KIEV FROM VOROBYANINOV. 401 00:25:00,949 --> 00:25:03,952 ALL THE MICHAELS ARE DEAD. WHAT? 402 00:25:08,456 --> 00:25:10,458 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 403 00:25:10,458 --> 00:25:12,460 I AM COUSIN-- CHAIR! 404 00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:27,275 [ Audio Sped Up, High-pitched ] AAAH! GIVE ME THAT-- I WANT THAT CHAIR! 405 00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:29,277 STOP OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE! POLICE? 406 00:25:30,562 --> 00:25:33,982 GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME! NO! NO! NO! NO! 407 00:25:33,982 --> 00:25:37,319 AAAH! [ Groaning ] 408 00:25:46,578 --> 00:25:48,914 [ Both Yelling, High-pitched ] 409 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,384 [ Yelling Continues ] 410 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,142 FATHER FYODOR. 411 00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:03,511 [ Panting ] 412 00:26:06,014 --> 00:26:08,266 HOW ARE YA? [ Chuckles Nervously ] 413 00:26:08,266 --> 00:26:12,404 WELL, THIS IS DISGUSTING. 414 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:15,323 THIS IS TRULY DISGUSTING. 415 00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:17,692 NOT SO FAST! NOT SO FAST! 416 00:26:18,193 --> 00:26:20,195 THAT'S MY CHAIR. AH. 417 00:26:20,195 --> 00:26:23,698 IT'S THE HOLY FATHER. TAKING UP A COLLECTION, ARE YOU? 418 00:26:24,699 --> 00:26:27,752 HERE'S A DONATION. [ Groans ] 419 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,422 THANK YOU. 420 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:35,010 [ Both Yelling, High-pitched ] 421 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,878 [ Groans ] [ Groans ] 422 00:26:36,878 --> 00:26:40,348 WHY ARE YOU AFTER MY CHAIR? IT'S NOT YOURS. 423 00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:43,718 THEN WHOSE IS IT? IT'S NATIONALIZED PROPERTY. 424 00:26:43,718 --> 00:26:46,721 IT BELONGS TO THE WORKERS. DID YOU SAY THE WORKERS? 425 00:26:46,721 --> 00:26:49,057 - YES. THE WORKERS. - MAYBE THE HOLY FATHER... 426 00:26:49,557 --> 00:26:51,359 IS A MEMBER OF THE COMMUNIST PARTY. 427 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:53,862 MAYBE. BUT THE PARTY IS FOR ATHEISTS. 428 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:56,364 HOW CAN A PRIEST JOIN THE PARTY? 429 00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:58,733 [ Blow Lands ] [ Groans ] 430 00:26:58,733 --> 00:27:00,535 THE CHURCH MUST KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES. 431 00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:08,543 [ Grunts ] 432 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:34,569 HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THE JEWELS? 433 00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:37,155 PEOPLE TALK. 434 00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:42,077 WHY, YOU DISGUSTING CREATURE. 435 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:45,080 YOU USED THE SACRED SACRAMENT OF CONFESSION... 436 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,033 TO FURTHER YOUR OWN ENDS! 437 00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:51,453 - NOT REALLY. - WELL, YOU ARE JUST ABOUT... 438 00:27:51,953 --> 00:27:53,955 THE MOST CONTEMPTIBLE CREATURE... 439 00:27:54,456 --> 00:27:57,459 IT HAS EVER BEEN MY MISFORTUNE TO MEET. 440 00:27:57,459 --> 00:28:01,963 YOU'RE NOT WORTH SPITTING ON! 441 00:28:02,464 --> 00:28:05,717 WELL, YOU ARE! [ Groans ] 442 00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:08,553 COME BACK, YOU COWARD! 443 00:28:08,553 --> 00:28:11,556 YOU'D BETTER KEEP AWAY FROM MY CHAIRS! 444 00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:15,560 FINDERS, KEEPERS! 445 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:23,034 HMM. IT'S JUST LIKE A DETECTIVE STORY. 446 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:25,537 WE HAVE A MYSTERIOUS RIVAL. 447 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,042 HEY, UH, YOU'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE. 448 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:32,711 YOU LOOK RATHER CONSPICUOUS. 449 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:35,213 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 450 00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:38,717 OH, HOW I HATE HIM. OH, GOD, HOW I HATE HIM. 451 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,719 GO. 452 00:28:45,006 --> 00:28:47,308 [ Chattering ] 453 00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:17,839 ???? [ Chorus Vocalizing ] 454 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:23,488 [ Mumbling ] 455 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:26,274 "HAMBS." 456 00:30:26,274 --> 00:30:29,861 "DRAPES." [ Mumbling ] 457 00:30:33,198 --> 00:30:34,999 HERE WE ARE. 458 00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:36,701 [ Grunts ] 459 00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:40,839 [ Groans ] 460 00:31:00,141 --> 00:31:02,143 HELLO. 461 00:31:03,478 --> 00:31:05,280 AH. 462 00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:10,785 OH. 463 00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:17,292 [ Mumbling ] 464 00:31:20,828 --> 00:31:23,331 THAT'S IT. [ Stammering ] 465 00:31:23,331 --> 00:31:25,800 [ Laughing ] 466 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:29,304 CAN I HELP YOU? [ Screams ] 467 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,506 - WELL? - [ Whimpering ] 468 00:31:32,507 --> 00:31:34,509 [ Sobbing ] 469 00:31:36,511 --> 00:31:39,514 I DIDN'T KNOW ANYBODY WAS... HERE. 470 00:31:41,516 --> 00:31:44,402 I CAME IN AND-- 471 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:46,404 I-- 472 00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:49,908 PERSONS SEEKING INFORMATION ARE TO WAIT IN THE WAITING AREA PRESCRIBED FOR THEM. 473 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,410 IT IS A CRIMINAL OFFENSE FOR UNAUTHORIZED CITIZENS... 474 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:54,412 TO TAMPER WITH OFFICIAL FILES. 475 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,915 OH, YES. YES, TO BE SURE. TO BE SURE. 476 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:02,704 REMOVE YOUR HAT. OH. 477 00:32:02,704 --> 00:32:06,541 ALL RIGHT. NOW THAT YOU ARE IN THE PROPER AREA, WOULD YOU PLEASE STATE YOUR BUSINESS? 478 00:32:06,541 --> 00:32:09,544 CHAIRS. DINING ROOM, 479 00:32:09,544 --> 00:32:12,046 WALNUT, MADE BY HAMBS, 480 00:32:12,046 --> 00:32:17,051 BELONGING TO A CERTAIN IPPOLIT MATVEYEVICH VOROBYANINOV. 481 00:32:17,051 --> 00:32:19,053 TELL ME, COMRADE. YES. 482 00:32:19,053 --> 00:32:22,140 WHY EXACTLY ARE YOU SEEKING THIS PARTICULAR SET OF CHAIRS? 483 00:32:23,558 --> 00:32:26,060 IT'S, UH-- IT'S PERSONAL. 484 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:29,781 I'M SORRY. 485 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,783 NO INFORMATION. NO INFORMATION. 486 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:34,285 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 487 00:32:35,403 --> 00:32:38,406 I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING. 488 00:32:38,406 --> 00:32:40,908 I AM VOROBYANINOV'S SON. 489 00:32:42,910 --> 00:32:45,413 HIS FIRSTBORN. 490 00:32:45,413 --> 00:32:47,165 HE WAS LIKE A FATHER TO ME. 491 00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:50,051 SO, 492 00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:53,554 YOU ARE VOROBYANINOV'S SON. 493 00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:56,474 YES, I AM. 494 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,977 HOW OLD ARE YOU? FORTY-SIX. FORTY-FOUR. 495 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,979 WHICH IS IT? FORTY-TWO. I'M 42. 496 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:04,816 ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS, VOROBYANINOV IS 53. [ Whimpers ] 497 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:08,186 THAT MEANS THAT WHEN YOU WERE BORN, YOUR FATHER WAS... 498 00:33:08,186 --> 00:33:09,937 11. 499 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:13,241 [ Whistles ] 500 00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:17,078 AH. 501 00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:19,530 [ Mutters ] 502 00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:24,535 [ Grunts ] 503 00:33:27,538 --> 00:33:29,374 TICKTOCK. 504 00:33:29,374 --> 00:33:33,044 - ARE YOU TRYING TO BRIBE A SOVIET OFFICIAL? - OH, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO. 505 00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:35,546 I WAS HOPING FOR THE BEST. 506 00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:39,350 WELL, SINCE YOU ARE VOROBYANINOV'S ONLY SON, 507 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:41,185 I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 508 00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:43,104 THANK YOU. BLESS YOU. 509 00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:46,107 NOW, IF YOU WILL JUST EXCUSE ME. 510 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:48,109 I WILL BE BACK IN ONE MOMENT. 511 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:51,112 OH, THANK YOU. BLESS YOU. 512 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:59,871 AH. PERFECT. 513 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:03,875 ONE DOZEN HAMBS CHAIRS, PROPERTY OF GENERAL POLYAKOV. 514 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:05,877 AH. 515 00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:08,379 BETTER MAKE THAT 11. 516 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:13,885 SENT TO A CERTAIN ENGINEER BRUNS, IRKUTSK-- 517 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:16,888 [ Chuckles ] 518 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,756 SIBERIA. 519 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:22,727 HERE WE ARE. AH. 520 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:25,730 HERE'S YOUR SHIPPING ORDER. AH. OH. AH. 521 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:27,732 ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. EXCUSE ME. 522 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:30,234 PROCEDURE. UH-HUH. 523 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,738 I HOPE YOU FIND YOUR CHAIRS. AH. 524 00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:41,245 [ Muttering ] ELEVEN CHAIRS. 525 00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:43,247 THAT'S IT. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 526 00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:46,250 [ Laughing ] THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 527 00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:49,754 BLESS YOU. BLESS YOU. 528 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:52,757 BLESS YOU. BLESS YOU! BLESS YOU! 529 00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:54,759 [ Chattering ] 530 00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:00,932 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 531 00:35:09,891 --> 00:35:11,893 [ Train Whistle Blows ] 532 00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:38,503 MOSCOW. 533 00:35:39,003 --> 00:35:41,506 MOSCOW. 534 00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:44,425 THE CHAIRS ARE IN MOSCOW. 535 00:35:44,425 --> 00:35:46,427 I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT. 536 00:35:46,928 --> 00:35:49,730 I MEAN, WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO SEE THEM. 537 00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:52,600 [ Chuckles ] MY CHAIRS ARE IN A MUSEUM. 538 00:35:54,101 --> 00:35:56,854 I NEVER REALIZED THEY WERE SO VALUABLE. 539 00:35:56,854 --> 00:35:59,690 IF THEY ONLY KNEW. 540 00:35:59,690 --> 00:36:02,827 MOSCOW! 541 00:36:47,154 --> 00:36:50,291 THEY'RE NOT HERE. THE CHAIRS ARE NOT HERE. 542 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:53,294 LOOK. SEE THAT CABINET? EMPIRE. 543 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:56,297 AND THOSE WRITING TABLES. LOUIS QUINZE. 544 00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:59,800 WE'RE ON THE WRONG FLOOR. I KNOW WE'RE ON THE WRONG FLOOR. TAKE IT EASY. 545 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:03,304 TAKE IT EASY. AND WHAT IF THEY'RE NOT HERE AT ALL? 546 00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:05,806 HOW WOULD WE EVER FIND THEM, HMM? WHERE WOULD WE LOOK? 547 00:37:05,806 --> 00:37:08,309 WHO WOULD WE ASK? THEY'RE LOST, I TELL YOU. LOST. 548 00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:10,144 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE-- 549 00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:16,817 MY CHAIRS. 550 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:19,820 MY CHAIRS! 551 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:21,822 THAT'S MY FURNITURE! 552 00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:25,326 I WONDER WHICH ONE IT IS. 553 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:29,247 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT. WE WILL KNOW SOON ENOUGH. 554 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:32,750 WE WILL GET THE CHAIRS AT CLOSING TIME. 555 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:35,586 CLOSING TIME. 556 00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:38,422 CLOSING TIME. CLOSING TIME. [ Bell Ringing ] 557 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:41,342 CLOSING TIME. 558 00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:44,845 CLOSING TIME. CLOSING TIME. 559 00:37:47,848 --> 00:37:50,851 WHAT SHALL WE DO? 560 00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:54,855 WAIT UNTIL THESE PEOPLE GO BY, AND THEN YOU FOLLOW ME. 561 00:38:10,154 --> 00:38:12,823 [ Wood Rattling ] 562 00:38:14,659 --> 00:38:17,662 HERE WE ARE. 563 00:38:17,662 --> 00:38:20,665 GET THOSE HAMBS DINING ROOM CHAIRS... 564 00:38:20,665 --> 00:38:22,667 AND PUT THEM ON THE CART. 565 00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:25,469 SHH, SHH, SHH. 566 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:29,473 DON'T MAKE A SOUND. 567 00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:31,976 CALM. CALM. 568 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:34,478 AT ALL COSTS. 569 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:37,315 [ Thump ] [ Man ] NO. 570 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:41,652 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. DON'T TAKE THEM ALL. 571 00:38:41,652 --> 00:38:43,654 LEAVE FOUR. 572 00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:46,941 FOUR. WE ARE ONLY TAKING SEVEN. 573 00:38:46,941 --> 00:38:50,111 WHY ARE THEY ONLY TAKING SEVEN? 574 00:38:50,111 --> 00:38:52,530 WE ARE ONLY TAKING SEVEN... 575 00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:54,532 BECAUSE FOUR IS ENOUGH... 576 00:38:54,532 --> 00:38:56,367 TO REPRESENT THE PERIOD. 577 00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:59,170 THAT'S WHY. 578 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:02,173 GOOD. GOOD. NOW, 579 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:05,176 TAKE THE CHAIRS TO THE FREIGHT ENTRANCE. 580 00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:09,213 THEY WILL BE COLLECTED AT 8:00 A.M. TOMORROW MORNING. 581 00:39:09,213 --> 00:39:11,515 GOOD. 582 00:39:17,972 --> 00:39:20,975 THEY'RE GETTING AWAY. THEY'RE GETTING AWAY. 583 00:39:20,975 --> 00:39:23,477 THEY'RE NOT GETTING AWAY. 584 00:39:23,477 --> 00:39:26,480 WE KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THEY'RE GOING. 585 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:31,485 AND IF LUCK IS WITH US, WE WILL NEVER HAVE TO SEE THOSE OTHER CHAIRS AGAIN. 586 00:39:31,485 --> 00:39:34,488 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I MEAN, THICKHEAD, 587 00:39:34,488 --> 00:39:37,875 THE JEWELS MIGHT VERY WELL BE HIDDEN... 588 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:41,746 IN ONE OF THESE FOUR BEAUTIES. 589 00:39:41,746 --> 00:39:44,081 [ Metal Rattles ] 590 00:39:44,081 --> 00:39:49,086 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - MAYBE WE MISSED SOMETHING. 591 00:39:49,086 --> 00:39:51,422 DOES THIS LOOK LIKE WE MISSED ANYTHING? 592 00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:09,740 THE CHAIRS! THE CHAIRS! 593 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:12,743 I KNOW, I KNOW. SHUT UP. 594 00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:17,248 "COLUMBUS REPERTORY THEATRE." 595 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:19,667 [ Vorobyaninov ] TWO, 596 00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:23,671 FOUR, SIX. 597 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:28,092 SIX. SEVEN. 598 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:30,344 WHERE'S SEVEN? 599 00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:32,129 [ Vorobyaninov ] THEY'RE LEAVING! 600 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:34,632 IT'S ALL RIGHT. WE KNOW WHERE THEY'RE GOING. 601 00:40:34,632 --> 00:40:36,434 OUR PROBLEM IS NUMBER SEVEN. 602 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:39,770 WHERE IS NUMBER SEVEN? 603 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:43,274 WELL, I MUST FIND OUT. 604 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:45,276 YES, WE MUST FIND OUT. 605 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,278 NOT "WE."I. 606 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:50,281 YOU SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR ME. 607 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:52,783 SIT. 608 00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:55,069 SIT. 609 00:40:58,072 --> 00:41:00,074 STAY. 610 00:41:04,912 --> 00:41:06,914 [ Whines ] 611 00:41:20,928 --> 00:41:22,930 [ Whimpering ] 612 00:42:11,562 --> 00:42:14,064 [ Man ] IRKUTSK! IRKUTSK! 613 00:42:14,064 --> 00:42:16,066 SIBERIA! 614 00:42:58,108 --> 00:43:00,110 [ Knocking ] 615 00:43:05,616 --> 00:43:08,118 [ Huffing ] WHOO! 616 00:43:08,118 --> 00:43:10,621 YES? I AM LOOKING FOR ENGINEER BRUNS. 617 00:43:11,121 --> 00:43:14,124 I AM ENGINEER BRUNS. [ Moans ] 618 00:43:14,124 --> 00:43:16,627 WHAT DO YOU WANT? [ Moaning ] 619 00:43:16,627 --> 00:43:18,629 [ Muttering ] 620 00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:21,131 WHAT IS IT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 621 00:43:21,131 --> 00:43:24,351 [ Moaning, Chuckling ] 622 00:43:24,351 --> 00:43:26,770 OLGA! WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT'S GOING ON? 623 00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:29,273 ANDREI, WHY IS THAT MAN KISSING YOUR KNEE? 624 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:31,642 I DON'T KNOW. DEAR LADY-- 625 00:43:31,642 --> 00:43:33,944 OH! OH! ON YOU I REST ALL MY HOPES. 626 00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:37,481 OOH! OW! OOH! ON THE CHAIR. 627 00:43:37,481 --> 00:43:39,950 NO, NO, NO. DON'T-- I MUST GROVEL AT YOUR FEET. 628 00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:42,453 PUT HIM UP ON THE CHAIR. NO, NO, NO, NO. 629 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:45,456 NOW, ONCE AND FOR ALL, WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT? 630 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:48,459 I WANT TO GROVEL AT YOUR FEET. I MUST GROVEL AT YOUR FEET. NO GROVELING. 631 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:51,462 THERE WILL BE NO GROVELING IN THIS HOUSE. THIS IS A SOVIET HOUSEHOLD. 632 00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:53,464 WE DON'T ALLOW GROVELING. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 633 00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:56,467 I-- HMM. 634 00:43:56,467 --> 00:44:00,471 THESE CHAIRS. I MUST HAVE THESE CHAIRS. 635 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:04,258 HE WANTS OUR CHAIRS. MAYBE HE'S A FURNITURE DEALER. 636 00:44:04,258 --> 00:44:05,926 ARE YOU A FURNITURE DEALER? IS THAT IT? 637 00:44:05,926 --> 00:44:10,898 NOT FOR PERSONAL GAIN. I ASSURE YOU, NOT FOR PERSONAL GAIN. 638 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:13,400 MY MOTIVES ARE PURE. OHH. 639 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,403 THEY'RE THE VERY BEST MOTIVES. I-- I-- I THINK... 640 00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:18,906 YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERY IMPRESSED WITH MY MOTIVES. 641 00:44:18,906 --> 00:44:20,658 YES. 642 00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:22,826 - WELL? - WELL WHAT? 643 00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:25,529 YOUR MOTIVES. YOU DIDN'T TELL US YOUR MOTIVES. 644 00:44:25,529 --> 00:44:29,500 OH, YES. MY MOTIVES. MY MOTIVES. 645 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,502 COME ON, BRAIN. 646 00:44:33,003 --> 00:44:34,505 GOT IT! [ Whimpering ] 647 00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:39,009 THE CHAIRS BELONGED TO MY WIFE AND HER MOTHER BEFORE HER, 648 00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:41,295 AND NOW MY WIFE IS ILL. 649 00:44:41,295 --> 00:44:46,467 SHE'S VERY ILL. SHE'S DYING, DYING. DEAD. 650 00:44:46,467 --> 00:44:50,688 DYING. UH, SHE KEEPS CALLING FOR HER CHAIRS. 651 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:53,140 OH, PLEASE. YOU CANNOT DENY ME. 652 00:44:53,140 --> 00:44:56,143 IT'S A DYING WOMAN'S WISH. [ Sobs ] 653 00:44:56,143 --> 00:44:59,530 OLGA, WHAT SHALL WE DO? SHALL WE GIVE HIM THE CHAIRS? 654 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:03,200 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. NOBODY'S TAKING MY CHAIRS. YOU DIRTY-- 655 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,369 I'M SORRY. I CANNOT LET YOU HAVE THE CHAIRS. 656 00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:07,788 I DIDN'T HEAR THAT. 657 00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:09,623 I DIDN'T HEAR THAT. 658 00:45:09,623 --> 00:45:11,575 I DIDN'T HEAR THAT. 659 00:45:12,076 --> 00:45:14,578 I DIDN'T HEAR THAT. I DIDN'T HEAR THAT. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT. 660 00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:17,581 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT. 661 00:45:17,581 --> 00:45:19,583 [ Yells ] OOH! 662 00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:22,586 [ Whimpering ] THAT'S A HOT-- 663 00:45:25,589 --> 00:45:29,093 MY DEAR LADY, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 664 00:45:29,093 --> 00:45:31,929 I NEED THOSE CHAIRS! 665 00:45:31,929 --> 00:45:34,398 - ANDREI! - OH, PLEASE. 666 00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:37,067 -OH, PLEASE. - STOP THAT! ANDREI! 667 00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:39,236 [ Screams ] OUT! 668 00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:41,321 I WANT HIM OUT OF THIS HOUSE IMMEDIATELY! 669 00:45:42,606 --> 00:45:44,825 WELL, THAT'S DONE IT. 670 00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:49,329 WAIT. WAIT. LET'S DISCUSS THIS LIKE ADULTS! 671 00:45:49,329 --> 00:45:52,116 [ Yelps ] 672 00:45:52,116 --> 00:45:54,535 DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER. 673 00:45:54,535 --> 00:45:56,787 [ Groans ] 674 00:45:59,790 --> 00:46:03,794 A MEMENTO. A MEMENTO OF MY VISIT TO YOUR LOVELY HOME. 675 00:46:03,794 --> 00:46:05,796 OW! OW! 676 00:46:06,797 --> 00:46:08,549 OW! 677 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,105 AH! 678 00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:20,110 WAIT! WAIT! I'LL PAY! 679 00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:23,113 100 RUBLES! 680 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:28,068 102? [ Both Groaning ] 681 00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:44,051 [ Man ] YOU DOWN THERE. 682 00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:47,304 IF WE DON'T SAIL IN 10 MINUTES, I'LL MISS THE TIDE. 683 00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:51,225 WAIT, PLEASE. A FEW MORE MINUTES. 684 00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:54,595 ONE OF MY ACTORS IS MISSING. 685 00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:05,906 WAIT. 686 00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:14,498 [ Man ] WHERE IS GRONSKY? 687 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,450 [ Sobbing ] 688 00:47:16,950 --> 00:47:20,754 HOW THE HELL CAN I DO THE PLAY WITHOUT GRONSKY? 689 00:47:20,754 --> 00:47:23,957 SEVITSKY, HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN? 690 00:47:24,458 --> 00:47:26,460 IT'S YOUR JOB TO MAKE SURE THAT THE ACTORS... 691 00:47:26,460 --> 00:47:28,962 ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE... 692 00:47:28,962 --> 00:47:30,964 AND NOT WANDERING AROUND DRUNK SOMEWHERE. 693 00:47:30,964 --> 00:47:33,884 WELL-- SHUT UP. 694 00:47:33,884 --> 00:47:35,886 TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK, TALK. 695 00:47:35,886 --> 00:47:37,721 THAT'S ALL I HEAR FROM YOU. 696 00:47:39,139 --> 00:47:41,642 OH, MY GOODNESS. 697 00:47:41,642 --> 00:47:44,895 I LOOK DREADFUL. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? 698 00:47:44,895 --> 00:47:48,198 TIME AND TIDE WAIT FOR NO MAN. 699 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:51,201 I LIKE THAT READING. 700 00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:53,036 MAYBE HE COULD PLAY THE COUNT. 701 00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:56,907 SEVITSKY, THAT VULGAR MAN IN THE WHEELHOUSE, 702 00:47:56,907 --> 00:47:59,409 IT'S ONLY GOOD FOR ONE THING-- 703 00:47:59,409 --> 00:48:01,411 RUNNING SHIPS... 704 00:48:03,413 --> 00:48:06,416 AND TRYING TO BROWBEAT HIS SUPERIORS. 705 00:48:06,416 --> 00:48:10,304 WELL, IF WORSE COMES TO WORSE, 706 00:48:17,454 --> 00:48:19,957 I SHALL PLAY THE COUNT. 707 00:48:25,796 --> 00:48:27,798 EXCUSE ME. 708 00:48:27,798 --> 00:48:31,301 I'M LOOKING FOR THE COMMISSAR PRODUCER OF THE COLUMBUS THEATRE. 709 00:48:34,304 --> 00:48:37,307 THAT'S ME. GOOD, GOOD. I'M IN TIME. 710 00:48:39,810 --> 00:48:42,179 AND WHAT DO YOU WANT? 711 00:48:42,179 --> 00:48:44,398 I'VE JUST COME FROM GRONSKY. HE TOLD ME TO FIND YOU. 712 00:48:44,398 --> 00:48:47,150 - WHERE IS HE? - MOSCOW GENERAL HOSPITAL. 713 00:48:47,150 --> 00:48:50,904 - [ Gasps ] - YES, HE WAS A LITTLE IN HIS CUPS, YOU MIGHT SAY. 714 00:48:51,405 --> 00:48:54,741 HE TRIED TO STOP A STREETCAR. HE SUFFERED TWO BROKEN LEGS AND MINOR CONTUSIONS. 715 00:48:54,741 --> 00:48:57,110 AND, UH, WHO ARE YOU? 716 00:48:57,110 --> 00:49:00,364 WELL, I AM FROM THE ARTISTS' UNION, THEATER DIVISION. I'M TO ACCOMPANY YOU. 717 00:49:00,364 --> 00:49:03,367 I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF GETTING AN IMMEDIATE REPLACEMENT FOR GRONSKY. 718 00:49:03,367 --> 00:49:07,120 FINE ACTOR. MADE FOR THE PART. WITH YOUR PERMISSION, I WILL BRING HIM ON BOARD. ONE MOMENT. 719 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,755 I-- 720 00:49:12,042 --> 00:49:16,046 GUESS WHAT. FROM NOW ON, YOU ARE AN ACTOR. 721 00:49:16,046 --> 00:49:18,632 ???? [ Traditional ] [ Chattering ] 722 00:49:26,556 --> 00:49:29,059 ???? [ Continues, Faint ] 723 00:49:32,562 --> 00:49:34,564 SEVITSKY. 724 00:49:37,567 --> 00:49:40,570 WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT SAMOVAR? WHAT SAMOVAR? 725 00:49:41,071 --> 00:49:44,074 THAT SAMOVAR. OH, THIS SAMOVAR. 726 00:49:44,074 --> 00:49:47,077 YES. WELL, I WAS GOING TO HAVE IT POLISHED UP... 727 00:49:47,077 --> 00:49:49,079 FOR THE SHOW TONIGHT. 728 00:49:49,079 --> 00:49:53,583 SEVITSKY, IF I CATCH YOU TRYING TO SELL ANOTHER PIECE OF COMPANY PROPERTY, 729 00:49:55,085 --> 00:49:57,087 SIBERIA! 730 00:49:57,087 --> 00:50:00,590 I WAS GOING TO HAVE IT POLISHED. I SWEAR! I SWEAR! 731 00:50:02,592 --> 00:50:05,095 I HATE PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE. 732 00:50:16,023 --> 00:50:18,025 I FEEL SOMETHING. 733 00:50:18,025 --> 00:50:21,995 I KNEW IT. I FELT IT. I FELT IT IN MY BONES. 734 00:50:21,995 --> 00:50:24,865 LUCKY SEVEN. LITTLE LUCKY SEVEN. 735 00:50:24,865 --> 00:50:27,167 THAT IS SEVEN. THIS IS EIGHT. 736 00:50:27,167 --> 00:50:29,336 LUCKY EIGHT. LUCKY EIGHT. 737 00:50:32,205 --> 00:50:35,709 WELL, SEEMS MUCH TOO SMALL FOR ALL THAT LOOT. 738 00:50:35,709 --> 00:50:37,711 OPEN IT, OPEN IT. 739 00:50:42,215 --> 00:50:43,967 [ Sighs ] EMPTY. 740 00:50:46,269 --> 00:50:49,272 EMPTY. 741 00:50:49,272 --> 00:50:53,276 SOMEBODY MUST HAVE GOT TO THE JEWELS BEFORE US. 742 00:50:53,276 --> 00:50:55,278 OH, THERE WERE NEVER ANY JEWELS IN THIS BOX. 743 00:50:55,278 --> 00:50:57,781 IT WAS PUT IN BY THE FURNITURE MAKER. 744 00:50:57,781 --> 00:50:59,783 "ONE SET OF 12 CHAIRS... 745 00:51:00,283 --> 00:51:02,569 "CRAFTED FOR I.M. VOROBYANINOV... 746 00:51:02,569 --> 00:51:04,988 BY CHRISTOPHER HAMBS OF LONDON." 747 00:51:04,988 --> 00:51:08,492 [ Sighs ] I REALLY THOUGHT WE HAD THEM. 748 00:51:08,492 --> 00:51:11,495 I REALLY THOUGHT WE HAD THEM. 749 00:51:11,495 --> 00:51:13,296 NEXT. 750 00:51:16,383 --> 00:51:18,885 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? AH. 751 00:51:18,885 --> 00:51:22,889 WE ARE ACTORS. WE ARE MEMBERS OF THE COLUMBUS REPERTORY THEATRE. 752 00:51:22,889 --> 00:51:26,393 AS YOU CAN SEE, MY DEAR SIR, SOME OF OUR CHAIRS WERE BROKEN IN TRANSIT. 753 00:51:26,393 --> 00:51:29,396 WE ARE REPAIRING THEM. MISHA, HAND ME THE LEG. 754 00:51:29,396 --> 00:51:31,398 MISHA. HMM? 755 00:51:32,399 --> 00:51:34,401 OH. 756 00:51:34,401 --> 00:51:37,904 IF YOU'RE ACTORS, YOU'D BETTER GET UP TO THE SHIP'S THEATER. THE SHOW'S STARTING. 757 00:51:37,904 --> 00:51:39,906 OH, YES, OF COURSE. OF COURSE. 758 00:51:39,906 --> 00:51:42,909 COME ALONG, MISHA. COME ALONG. COME ALONG. 759 00:51:48,281 --> 00:51:51,785 [ Ostap ] "THE WORKERS ARE DISSATISFIED. THEY INTEND TO MAKE A REVOLUTION. 760 00:51:51,785 --> 00:51:54,788 IS THERE ANY TRUTH TO THIS RUMOR?" 761 00:51:54,788 --> 00:51:57,791 "AN UPRISING OF PEASANTS AND WORKERS. I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING SO ABSURD." 762 00:51:57,791 --> 00:52:00,794 BENDER, THE OTHER THREE CHAIRS IN THE HOLD. 763 00:52:00,794 --> 00:52:03,797 THE OTHER THREE CHAIRS IN THE HOLD DEPEND UPON YOU, MY FRIEND. 764 00:52:03,797 --> 00:52:06,800 HMM? IF YOU GO OUT ON THAT STAGE AND MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF, 765 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:11,304 YOU WILL GET US THROWN OFF THIS SHIP BEFORE YOU CAN SAY NICHOLAS AND ALEXANDRA. 766 00:52:11,304 --> 00:52:14,107 IT'S ONLY A PLAY. 767 00:52:14,107 --> 00:52:17,944 I HAVE ATTENDED A THEATER BEFORE, YOU KNOW. 768 00:52:17,944 --> 00:52:20,363 [ Man ] AH, KRAKOV. 769 00:52:20,363 --> 00:52:23,867 IT WILL BE SO MARVELOUS TO SEE THAT STIMULATING COUNT KRAKOV AGAIN. 770 00:52:24,367 --> 00:52:26,870 [ Woman ] OH, YES. I TOO HAVE MISSED HIM. 771 00:52:26,870 --> 00:52:29,990 - WHERE'S KRAKOV? - THAT MUST BE COUNT KRAKOV NOW. 772 00:52:29,990 --> 00:52:32,409 YOU'RE ON. 773 00:52:35,879 --> 00:52:39,132 - AH, COUNT KRAKOV. -[ Applause ] 774 00:52:47,224 --> 00:52:49,226 [ Audience Murmuring ] 775 00:52:52,646 --> 00:52:56,650 [ Vorobyaninov ] OSTAP. TAKE ME WITH YOU! 776 00:52:56,650 --> 00:52:58,485 NOT A CHANCE. 777 00:52:58,485 --> 00:53:02,322 OSTAP-- [ Panting ] 778 00:53:02,322 --> 00:53:04,658 YOU'LL NEVER CATCH UP WITH THAT BOAT. 779 00:53:04,658 --> 00:53:08,912 I DON'T INTEND TO. I'M GOING TO TAKE THE TRAIN AND MEET THE BOAT AT YALTA. 780 00:53:11,364 --> 00:53:13,834 [ Grunting ] 781 00:53:17,838 --> 00:53:19,840 OSTAP! OSTAP! 782 00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,842 I'M NOT A STRONG SWIMMER! 783 00:53:23,343 --> 00:53:26,346 I'M NOT A SWIMMER. HELP! 784 00:53:33,103 --> 00:53:35,105 VOROBYANINOV. 785 00:53:40,977 --> 00:53:43,280 VOROBYANINOV. 786 00:53:45,732 --> 00:53:47,734 HELP. HELP. 787 00:53:47,734 --> 00:53:49,736 HELP. 788 00:54:00,247 --> 00:54:02,249 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 789 00:54:06,803 --> 00:54:09,306 I-- 790 00:54:09,306 --> 00:54:11,308 COLD. 791 00:54:11,308 --> 00:54:13,143 IT'S COLD. 792 00:54:13,143 --> 00:54:15,562 [ Shivering ] 793 00:54:18,682 --> 00:54:21,017 - HERE. - [ Grunts ] 794 00:54:23,019 --> 00:54:25,021 THANK YOU. 795 00:54:26,022 --> 00:54:28,024 THANK YOU. 796 00:54:29,025 --> 00:54:31,528 YOU'RE A GOOD SOUL, BENDER. 797 00:54:33,029 --> 00:54:34,531 A GOOD SOUL. 798 00:55:14,954 --> 00:55:16,956 [ Slurps ] 799 00:55:18,958 --> 00:55:22,461 MMM! THIS BORSCHT IS DELICIOUS, OLGA. 800 00:55:22,461 --> 00:55:24,964 I LOVE IT COLD! 801 00:55:24,964 --> 00:55:28,467 WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER MAKE IT COLD? 802 00:55:28,467 --> 00:55:31,470 HOW COULD I MAKE IT COLD IN IRKUTSK? 803 00:55:31,470 --> 00:55:35,474 IF WE DIDN'T EAT HOT THINGS WE'D HAVE DIED THERE. 804 00:55:35,474 --> 00:55:37,977 SMELL THAT AIR. 805 00:55:37,977 --> 00:55:40,479 SMELL THAT AIR! 806 00:55:40,479 --> 00:55:42,982 LIKE WINE. 807 00:55:42,982 --> 00:55:44,767 I KNOW. I KNOW. 808 00:55:44,767 --> 00:55:49,071 EVERY NIGHT I THANK GOD FOR YOUR TRANSFER TO YALTA. 809 00:55:49,071 --> 00:55:52,324 I DON'T THINK I COULD HAVE SURVIVED ANOTHER WINTER THERE. 810 00:55:52,324 --> 00:55:55,160 MY DEAR. 811 00:55:55,661 --> 00:55:57,946 MY DEAREST DEAR. 812 00:56:02,785 --> 00:56:04,787 [ Fyodor ] 103. 813 00:56:05,287 --> 00:56:06,789 WHAT? 814 00:56:08,757 --> 00:56:10,509 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 815 00:56:12,344 --> 00:56:14,346 104. 816 00:56:14,346 --> 00:56:16,348 OLGA? 817 00:56:18,851 --> 00:56:22,187 ???? [ Chorus Vocalizing ] 818 00:56:22,187 --> 00:56:24,189 105. 819 00:56:27,142 --> 00:56:29,144 GOOD. OH, GOOD. 820 00:56:29,144 --> 00:56:32,147 GOOD. GOOD. [ Grunting ] 821 00:56:32,147 --> 00:56:36,652 OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. HOW VERY GENEROUS OF YOU. 822 00:56:36,652 --> 00:56:39,154 YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT. 823 00:56:39,655 --> 00:56:41,657 PLEASE, GO NOW. 824 00:56:41,657 --> 00:56:43,659 I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 825 00:56:43,659 --> 00:56:46,161 OH, I MUST SAY GOOD-BYE TO MADAM BRUNS. 826 00:56:46,161 --> 00:56:48,881 HOW CAN I LEAVE WITHOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE TO MADAM BRUNS? 827 00:56:48,881 --> 00:56:51,133 [ Screams ] NO! 828 00:56:51,633 --> 00:56:54,636 ???? [ Accordion ] 829 00:57:02,144 --> 00:57:05,147 THE CHAIRS. I DON'T SEE THE CHAIRS. 830 00:57:21,163 --> 00:57:23,665 YES? UH, WE'RE STILL THINKING. 831 00:57:31,039 --> 00:57:35,377 [ Ostap ] SEVITSKY. HE LOOKS PREGNANT. 832 00:57:35,377 --> 00:57:37,880 COME ON. LET'S NOT LOSE HIM. 833 00:57:38,380 --> 00:57:41,183 WE MUST SEE WHERE HE DELIVERS HIS CHILD. 834 00:58:21,807 --> 00:58:25,310 [ Ostap ] AH, IT'S A BOY. 835 00:58:45,330 --> 00:58:49,835 COMRADE SEVITSKY! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR SELLING PROPERTY BELONGING TO THE STATE. 836 00:58:49,835 --> 00:58:53,839 POLISHED. I'M HAVING IT POLISHED. [ Laughing ] 837 00:58:53,839 --> 00:58:56,842 OH, IT'S YOU, 838 00:58:56,842 --> 00:58:59,344 COUNT KRAKOV. 839 00:58:59,344 --> 00:59:01,847 WELL, YOU'VE HAD YOUR LITTLE JOKE. 840 00:59:01,847 --> 00:59:04,349 NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'LL BE ON MY WAY. 841 00:59:04,349 --> 00:59:06,768 WAIT A MINUTE. I WOULD LIKE TO TALK A LITTLE BUSINESS. 842 00:59:06,768 --> 00:59:08,687 BUSINESS? YES. 843 00:59:08,687 --> 00:59:12,641 I'M INTERESTED IN SOME CHAIRS. THREE OF THEM, TO BE EXACT. 844 00:59:12,641 --> 00:59:15,394 THEY'RE IN YOUR PRESENT PRODUCTION AT THE COLUMBUS THEATRE. 845 00:59:15,394 --> 00:59:19,281 OH, YES. WALNUT. GOLD COVERS. 846 00:59:20,782 --> 00:59:23,035 I'M AFRAID THEY'RE ALREADY SPOKEN FOR. 847 00:59:23,035 --> 00:59:25,871 LISTEN, SCUM! I WANT THOSE CHAIRS. 848 00:59:26,288 --> 00:59:29,041 DO YOU HEAR ME? I WANT THOSE CHAIRS! 849 00:59:29,041 --> 00:59:31,877 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S QUITE IMPOSSIBLE. 850 00:59:31,877 --> 00:59:35,214 I PROMISED THEM TO A CERTAIN INDIVIDUAL. HE'S GIVING ME 10 RUBLES APIECE. 851 00:59:35,214 --> 00:59:38,634 SELL HIM SOMETHING ELSE. I WANT THOSE CHAIRS. 852 00:59:39,134 --> 00:59:40,886 DON'T WORRY. YOU WON'T BE OUT A KOPECK. 853 00:59:40,886 --> 00:59:43,222 YOU WILL GET YOUR 30 RUBLES. 854 00:59:43,722 --> 00:59:46,225 OH, MY THROAT! WHEN CAN YOU DELIVER THE CHAIRS? 855 00:59:46,225 --> 00:59:48,727 TONIGHT. AFTER THE PERFORMANCE. YOU'LL BRING THEM HERE? 856 00:59:49,228 --> 00:59:50,729 YES. I'LL BRING THEM HERE. 857 00:59:50,729 --> 00:59:53,232 ALL RIGHT. 858 00:59:53,232 --> 00:59:55,734 NOW, SEVITSKY, PLEASE DON'T DISAPPOINT ME. 859 00:59:55,734 --> 00:59:58,737 BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE TO BREAK YOUR NECK. 860 00:59:58,737 --> 01:00:01,523 A THREAT TO THE WISE, HMM? ALL RIGHT. 861 01:00:01,523 --> 01:00:05,360 MIDNIGHT. HERE ON THIS SPOT. 862 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:08,363 YOU BRING THE MONEY, I'LL BRING THE CHAIRS. 863 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:17,005 BENDER, BENDER, 30 RUBLES? HOW DO WE RAISE 30 RUBLES? 864 01:00:19,424 --> 01:00:21,927 [ Seagulls Squawking ] 865 01:00:40,896 --> 01:00:42,898 THANK YOU. 866 01:00:44,399 --> 01:00:46,902 FINE DAY FOR A PICNIC. 867 01:00:46,902 --> 01:00:49,905 THE OTHERS SHOULD BE ALONG ANY MINUTE. 868 01:00:49,905 --> 01:00:52,407 THANK YOU. 869 01:00:52,407 --> 01:00:55,911 THANK YOU AND GOOD-BYE. 870 01:00:55,911 --> 01:00:58,413 GOOD-BYE. HAVE A NICE DAY. 871 01:00:58,413 --> 01:01:00,415 GOOD-BYE. 872 01:01:02,417 --> 01:01:04,920 GET OUT OF HERE! 873 01:01:25,574 --> 01:01:28,994 [ Moaning ] 874 01:01:31,997 --> 01:01:35,000 OOH! OH, WHAT BEAUTIFUL WOOD. 875 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,503 [ Moaning Continues ] WHAT FINE DETAIL. 876 01:01:38,503 --> 01:01:42,007 BEAUTIFUL WORKMANSHIP. BEAUTIFUL WORKMANSHIP! 877 01:01:42,007 --> 01:01:44,509 WHAT A GORGEOUS CHAIR! 878 01:01:50,015 --> 01:01:53,018 OH, IT CAN'T BE. 879 01:01:53,018 --> 01:01:57,522 [ Muttering ] IT CAN'T BE! IT CAN'T BE! 880 01:01:57,522 --> 01:02:01,526 [ Panting ] IT COULDN'T BE! 881 01:02:01,526 --> 01:02:05,530 IT CAN'T BE! IT CAN'T-- IT CAN'T BE! 882 01:02:05,530 --> 01:02:08,033 [ Groans ] 883 01:02:08,033 --> 01:02:11,703 I DON'T WANT TO LIVE. I DON'T WANT TO LIVE! 884 01:02:11,703 --> 01:02:14,539 I DON'T WANT TO LIVE! [ Grunting ] 885 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:19,661 [ Screaming ] I DON'T WANT TO LIVE! I DON'T WANT TO LIVE! 886 01:02:19,661 --> 01:02:23,832 [ Grunts, Groans ] OH! OW! OW! OW! 887 01:02:23,832 --> 01:02:27,335 [ Groaning Continues ] 888 01:02:32,140 --> 01:02:34,643 THIRTY RUBLES! TSK, TSK, TSK. 889 01:02:59,284 --> 01:03:02,254 OF COURSE! OF COURSE! 890 01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,263 DOSTOIEVSKY. 891 01:03:11,263 --> 01:03:13,265 WHAT? NEVER MIND. 892 01:03:13,265 --> 01:03:15,267 CAN YOU ROLL YOUR EYES? ROLL MY EYES? 893 01:03:15,767 --> 01:03:18,270 YES, ROLL YOUR EYES. 894 01:03:18,270 --> 01:03:20,639 I DON'T KNOW. TRY IT. 895 01:03:23,391 --> 01:03:26,895 OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. BORN TO DO IT. 896 01:03:26,895 --> 01:03:30,232 NOW, AT A GIVEN SIGNAL-- STOP IT. 897 01:03:30,232 --> 01:03:33,151 AT A GIVEN SIGNAL FROM ME, 898 01:03:33,151 --> 01:03:35,954 YOU WILL FALL FROM THIS BENCH ONTO THE GROUND... 899 01:03:35,954 --> 01:03:38,707 AND PRETEND TO HAVE AN EPILEPTIC FIT. 900 01:03:38,707 --> 01:03:41,409 YOU WILL ROLL YOUR EYES, 901 01:03:41,409 --> 01:03:44,629 YOU WILL MOVE YOUR ARMS AND LEGS... 902 01:03:45,130 --> 01:03:47,632 IN SHORT, SPASTIC JERKS... 903 01:03:47,632 --> 01:03:51,136 AND GENERALLY WRITHE AROUND OUT OF CONTROL. 904 01:03:51,136 --> 01:03:54,339 I WILL CALL ATTENTION TO YOUR PITIFUL STATE, 905 01:03:54,339 --> 01:03:59,144 AND THE GOOD-HEARTED CITIZENS OF YALTA WILL SHOWER YOU WITH COINS. 906 01:04:00,929 --> 01:04:04,432 WHAT A DISGUSTING IDEA. 907 01:04:06,735 --> 01:04:10,105 WHAT FILTHY TASTE! 908 01:04:12,607 --> 01:04:17,112 THERE NEVER WAS AND THERE NEVER WILL BE... 909 01:04:17,112 --> 01:04:20,916 A VOROBYANINOV WHO BEGS! 910 01:04:22,617 --> 01:04:25,504 [ Groans ] 911 01:04:25,504 --> 01:04:27,506 PARASITE! 912 01:04:27,506 --> 01:04:31,009 PARASITE! PARASITE! 913 01:04:31,510 --> 01:04:35,013 DISGUSTING, HELPLESS, INEPT, 914 01:04:35,013 --> 01:04:37,516 BLOODSUCKING PARASITE! 915 01:04:37,516 --> 01:04:42,521 VOROBYANINOVS NEVER BEG! I BEGGED ALL MY LIFE! 916 01:04:51,530 --> 01:04:54,533 [ Whimpering ] 917 01:04:58,537 --> 01:05:00,539 NOW LISTEN, OLD MAN. 918 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:05,043 PRIDE IS A LUXURY THAT NEITHER YOU NOR I CAN AFFORD... 919 01:05:05,043 --> 01:05:07,546 AT THIS TIME IN OUR LIVES. 920 01:05:08,046 --> 01:05:12,050 WE NEED 30 RUBLES TO MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE. 921 01:05:13,552 --> 01:05:16,054 IT'S SINK OR SWIM. 922 01:05:16,054 --> 01:05:19,057 I CHOOSE SWIM. 923 01:05:19,057 --> 01:05:23,478 NOW, TO BEG OR NOT TO BEG? THAT IS THE QUESTION. 924 01:05:23,478 --> 01:05:26,481 I WILL GIVE YOU FIVE... 925 01:05:26,481 --> 01:05:28,984 TO DECIDE YES OR NO. 926 01:05:28,984 --> 01:05:32,487 ON THE COUNT OF FIVE, IT IS FAREWELL. 927 01:05:32,487 --> 01:05:36,992 ONE-- YES. YES, YES, YES. 928 01:05:37,492 --> 01:05:39,494 GOOD. 929 01:05:39,494 --> 01:05:41,997 NOW, DO YOUR STUFF. 930 01:05:45,834 --> 01:05:50,338 ATTENTION! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ATTENTION! 931 01:05:50,338 --> 01:05:54,843 A COMRADE, A CITIZEN, A FELLOW HUMAN BEING... 932 01:05:54,843 --> 01:05:57,846 CRIES OUT FOR OUR ATTENTION! 933 01:05:57,846 --> 01:06:01,600 EPILEPSY, MY FRIENDS! EPILEPSY. 934 01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:05,604 THE SAME DISEASE THAT STRUCK DOWN OUR OWN BELOVED DOSTOIEVSKY. 935 01:06:05,604 --> 01:06:10,609 GOD KNOWS WHAT GENIUS, WHAT GREAT WORKS OF ART MAY BE TRAPPED... 936 01:06:10,609 --> 01:06:13,528 IN THE MIND OF THIS POOR, WRETCHED SOUL. 937 01:06:13,528 --> 01:06:16,865 AH, THIS POOR MAN. THIS POOR MAN. 938 01:06:16,865 --> 01:06:18,867 [ Whispers ] ROLL YOUR EYES! 939 01:06:18,867 --> 01:06:21,870 YES, GIVE! GIVE... 940 01:06:22,237 --> 01:06:25,123 SO THAT THIS QUIVERING, SHIVERING, HELPLESS VICTIM... 941 01:06:25,573 --> 01:06:28,243 CAN RECEIVE DESPERATELY NEEDED MEDICAL ATTENTION. 942 01:06:28,243 --> 01:06:31,079 GIVE! GIVE, PLEASE! 943 01:06:31,079 --> 01:06:34,082 OPEN YOUR HEARTS. GIVE. GIVE. GIVE. 944 01:06:34,082 --> 01:06:36,084 THANK YOU. 945 01:06:37,585 --> 01:06:40,088 PLEASE GIVE. 946 01:06:41,756 --> 01:06:43,975 [ Crickets Chirping ] 947 01:07:02,494 --> 01:07:04,496 CIGARETTE? 948 01:07:04,496 --> 01:07:06,998 NO, THANK YOU. 949 01:07:06,998 --> 01:07:09,501 STILL ANGRY, HUH? 950 01:07:11,002 --> 01:07:15,507 WHEN THIS BUSINESS IS OVER, 951 01:07:15,507 --> 01:07:20,512 I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 952 01:07:37,445 --> 01:07:40,448 OH, YOU'RE HERE. GOOD. 953 01:07:40,949 --> 01:07:43,451 YES. WON'T YOU COME IN? 954 01:07:43,451 --> 01:07:45,453 YES. 955 01:07:46,955 --> 01:07:50,959 SORRY I'M LATE. I HAD TO WAIT TILL EVERYBODY LEFT THE THEATER. 956 01:07:50,959 --> 01:07:54,963 IT WAS OPENING NIGHT, AND THERE WAS A PARTY. WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? 957 01:07:54,963 --> 01:07:58,967 YOU CAN TELL ME WHY YOU ONLY BROUGHT TWO CHAIRS. WE MADE A DEAL FOR THREE. 958 01:07:58,967 --> 01:08:02,971 WELL, YES, I TRIED, BUT-- WHERE'S THE OTHER CHAIR? WHERE IS THE OTHER CHAIR? 959 01:08:03,471 --> 01:08:06,975 [ Gasping ] DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WENT THROUGH TO RAISE MONEY FOR THOSE CHAIRS? 960 01:08:06,975 --> 01:08:11,730 SHH. COME ON. YOU'RE GONNA RUIN EVERYTHING. [ Growling ] 961 01:08:11,730 --> 01:08:15,433 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE? EVERY TIME WE MEET, YOU GO FOR MY THROAT. 962 01:08:15,433 --> 01:08:18,236 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER CHAIR? 963 01:08:18,236 --> 01:08:21,189 THERE IS A THIEF IN OUR COMPANY. 964 01:08:21,189 --> 01:08:23,191 IT'S TERRIBLE. 965 01:08:23,191 --> 01:08:25,994 HE SOLD THE CHAIR TO A FINNISH AERIALIST FOR 10 RUBLES. 966 01:08:25,994 --> 01:08:28,363 A FINNISH AERIALIST? 967 01:08:28,363 --> 01:08:32,584 YES. HE WORKS AT THE FAIR, JUST OUTSIDE OF TOWN. 968 01:08:32,584 --> 01:08:35,703 CAN I HAVE MY 30 RUBLES NOW, PLEASE? TWENTY! 969 01:08:35,703 --> 01:08:38,790 [ Growling ] Y-Y-YES. SORRY. TWENTY. 970 01:08:38,790 --> 01:08:42,177 TWENTY. TWENTY. TWENTY. 971 01:08:42,177 --> 01:08:43,962 SHH. SHH. SHH. 972 01:08:43,962 --> 01:08:47,348 - AGAIN THE THROAT. - HERE. HERE'S YOUR MONEY. 973 01:08:49,350 --> 01:08:51,352 TWENTY. THANK YOU. 974 01:08:51,352 --> 01:08:55,106 TELL ME, WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN THESE CHAIRS? 975 01:08:55,106 --> 01:08:58,693 - SHUT UP. - OH. THAT'S THE REASON. 976 01:08:58,693 --> 01:09:01,229 BYE. 977 01:09:23,802 --> 01:09:26,304 [ Sighs ] 978 01:09:28,807 --> 01:09:33,311 WELL, DON'T GIVE UP, OLD FRIEND. 979 01:09:33,311 --> 01:09:36,314 REMEMBER THE FAMOUS RUSSIAN PROVERB: 980 01:09:36,314 --> 01:09:39,818 "THE HUNGRIER YOU GET, THE TASTIER THE MEAL." 981 01:09:39,818 --> 01:09:42,821 ON THE OTHER HAND, THE FRENCH HAVE A PROVERB: 982 01:09:42,821 --> 01:09:46,157 MERDE! 983 01:09:47,992 --> 01:09:51,496 ? ?? THY LOVE WILL BANISH SORROW ? 984 01:09:51,496 --> 01:09:56,000 ?? THY LOVE SHALL CLEANSE MY GRIEF ?? 985 01:09:56,501 --> 01:10:01,005 ?? THE SUN WILL SHINE TOMORROW ?? 986 01:10:01,005 --> 01:10:06,511 ?? MY A-A-A-A-ANGUISH ?? 987 01:10:07,011 --> 01:10:10,014 ?? WILL BE BRIEF ???? 988 01:10:10,014 --> 01:10:14,018 OH, FOOLISH MAN. 989 01:10:14,018 --> 01:10:16,521 FOOLISH, FOOLISH MAN THAT I AM. 990 01:10:16,521 --> 01:10:21,025 I MUST NOT WEEP. I MUST COUNT MY BLESSINGS. 991 01:10:21,025 --> 01:10:23,027 MY BLESSINGS. 992 01:10:23,027 --> 01:10:26,364 [ Laughing ] 993 01:10:30,785 --> 01:10:33,788 I DON'T WANT TO LIVE! 994 01:10:37,792 --> 01:10:39,794 OOH. 995 01:10:40,295 --> 01:10:42,797 OOH-OOH-OOH! 996 01:10:43,298 --> 01:10:45,300 [ Sighs ] 997 01:10:45,300 --> 01:10:49,304 ?? ?? THY LOVE SHALL BANISH SORROW 998 01:10:49,304 --> 01:10:54,058 ?? THY LOVE SHALL CLEANSE MY GRIEF ?? 999 01:10:54,058 --> 01:10:57,428 ???? [ Carnival Band ] 1000 01:10:57,428 --> 01:10:59,931 [ Chattering ] 1001 01:11:08,990 --> 01:11:11,326 ???? [ Drumroll ] THE CHAIR! 1002 01:11:15,580 --> 01:11:18,366 [ Audience Gasps ] 1003 01:11:24,956 --> 01:11:26,958 COME DOWN, YOU THIEF! 1004 01:11:26,958 --> 01:11:29,460 COME DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT! 1005 01:11:29,460 --> 01:11:31,963 THAT'S MY CHAIR! DO YOU HEAR ME? 1006 01:11:31,963 --> 01:11:34,465 MY CHAIR! 1007 01:11:34,465 --> 01:11:37,435 [ Audience Gasps ] 1008 01:11:37,435 --> 01:11:41,022 LISTEN, YOU! THAT'S MY CHAIR! 1009 01:11:41,022 --> 01:11:45,109 GET DOWN, YOU FOOL! GET DOWN! YOU'LL KILL US BOTH! 1010 01:11:47,562 --> 01:11:51,482 I WANT THAT CHAIR. GIVE ME THAT CHAIR! 1011 01:11:51,482 --> 01:11:53,952 [ Audience Gasps ] 1012 01:11:53,952 --> 01:11:56,788 ???? [ Carnival Music Resumes ] 1013 01:12:10,301 --> 01:12:13,171 [ Chattering ] 1014 01:12:33,825 --> 01:12:36,327 [ Whimpering ] 1015 01:12:36,327 --> 01:12:38,830 OH, LORD. 1016 01:12:38,830 --> 01:12:42,333 OH, LORD, YOUR LAMB IS LOST. 1017 01:12:42,333 --> 01:12:46,838 PLEASE HELP ME. OH, PLEASE HELP ME, LORD. 1018 01:12:46,838 --> 01:12:48,706 THANK YOU. 1019 01:13:00,802 --> 01:13:02,804 [ Screams ] 1020 01:13:03,304 --> 01:13:05,857 IT'S MINE! DO YOU HEAR? MINE! MINE! MINE! 1021 01:13:05,857 --> 01:13:07,859 MINE! MINE! 1022 01:13:07,859 --> 01:13:11,362 VERY NICE. VERY NICE, INDEED. 1023 01:13:11,362 --> 01:13:13,364 A PARTNER IN THE FIRM... 1024 01:13:13,865 --> 01:13:16,200 RUNNING OFF WITH THE COMPANY'S ASSETS! 1025 01:13:17,618 --> 01:13:20,121 [ Yelling ] 1026 01:13:20,121 --> 01:13:22,623 SO YOU WANNA PLAY HORSEY, HUH? 1027 01:13:22,623 --> 01:13:25,877 MINE! MINE! MINE! [ Gasps ] 1028 01:13:25,877 --> 01:13:27,879 [ Both Grunting ] 1029 01:13:33,134 --> 01:13:35,386 FATHER FYODOR! 1030 01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:06,284 - NEED A HAND,MON PE��RE? - OH, COME ON, GOD! 1031 01:14:06,284 --> 01:14:09,203 [ Panting, Whimpering ] 1032 01:14:14,625 --> 01:14:17,512 [ Laughing ] 1033 01:14:22,517 --> 01:14:26,521 [ Laughs ] THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD. 1034 01:14:26,521 --> 01:14:29,357 WHERE IS HE? YAH, YAH, YAH! 1035 01:14:29,357 --> 01:14:32,810 YAH, YAH, YAH! 1036 01:14:32,810 --> 01:14:35,646 YAH, YAH, YAH! 1037 01:14:35,646 --> 01:14:39,567 AH, HATE! HATE! HATE! 1038 01:14:40,067 --> 01:14:41,869 [ Fyodor Chuckles ] 1039 01:14:41,869 --> 01:14:44,288 GOD SEES. GOD SEES ALL. 1040 01:14:44,288 --> 01:14:46,290 WHY DO YOU THINK HE GAVE ME THE STRENGTH... 1041 01:14:46,791 --> 01:14:49,794 TO CLIMB STRAIGHT UP A MOUNTAIN WALL AND DENY THE SAME TO YOU? 1042 01:14:49,794 --> 01:14:53,080 THERE MUST BE SOME REASON. YAH-DEE-TAH-TAH! 1043 01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:55,550 OH, GOD, HOW I HATE HIM! 1044 01:14:56,050 --> 01:14:59,053 HE MUSTN'T GET AWAY! HE MUSTN'T GET AWAY! 1045 01:14:59,053 --> 01:15:02,056 HE MUSTN'T GET-- MUSTN'T GET AWAY. MUSTN'T GET AWAY. 1046 01:15:02,056 --> 01:15:05,059 FEAR NOT, MY DEAR MARSHAL. 1047 01:15:05,059 --> 01:15:07,061 HE WILL NOT GET AWAY. 1048 01:15:07,562 --> 01:15:10,064 AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE CAN'T GET AWAY. 1049 01:15:10,064 --> 01:15:13,901 THERE'S NO WAY DOWN. COME ON. I'LL SHOW YOU. COME ON. 1050 01:15:17,155 --> 01:15:20,324 SEE? NO WAY DOWN. 1051 01:15:23,444 --> 01:15:26,781 [ Chuckling ] THERE'S NO WAY DOWN. 1052 01:15:26,781 --> 01:15:29,784 HE CAN'T GET DOWN. HE'S TRAPPED. 1053 01:15:29,784 --> 01:15:32,787 HE'S TRAPPED. YOU'RE TRAPPED! 1054 01:15:32,787 --> 01:15:36,290 YOU'RE TRA-A-A-APPED! YAH, YAH, YAH! 1055 01:15:36,290 --> 01:15:38,793 YAH, YAH, YAH! YAH, YAH, YAH! [ Laughing ] 1056 01:15:38,793 --> 01:15:42,180 YAH, YAH, YAH, YAH-- 1057 01:15:42,180 --> 01:15:44,432 [ Grunting ] 1058 01:15:52,306 --> 01:15:55,309 AH. IT STOPPED RAINING. 1059 01:15:56,811 --> 01:16:01,315 IT'S VERY QUIET. WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE HE'S DOING? 1060 01:16:02,817 --> 01:16:04,819 DO YOU THINK HE FOUND THE JEWELS? 1061 01:16:04,819 --> 01:16:07,822 SHH, SHH, SHH. IN A MOMENT, 1062 01:16:07,822 --> 01:16:10,575 THE JURY WILL BRING IN A VERDICT. 1063 01:16:11,909 --> 01:16:16,414 OH, LORD, YOU'RE SO STRICT! OH! 1064 01:16:16,414 --> 01:16:18,332 TSK. 1065 01:16:18,833 --> 01:16:21,335 WELL, THE LAST CHAIR IS IN MOSCOW. 1066 01:16:21,335 --> 01:16:24,338 [ Fyodor Sobbing ] 1067 01:16:24,338 --> 01:16:27,842 ONLY 3,000 MILES AWAY. 1068 01:16:27,842 --> 01:16:31,729 COME, MY FRIEND. LET US TAKE A STROLL. 1069 01:16:31,729 --> 01:16:34,682 [ Sobbing Continues ] OH, LORD! 1070 01:16:35,182 --> 01:16:38,185 OH, LORD, IF THIS IS YOUR PUN... 1071 01:16:38,185 --> 01:16:42,607 [ Gasping ] ...ISHMENT. 1072 01:16:46,611 --> 01:16:48,613 HOW DID I GET HERE? 1073 01:16:52,116 --> 01:16:54,118 [ Panting ] 1074 01:16:54,619 --> 01:16:56,621 THERE'S NO WAY DOWN. 1075 01:16:57,121 --> 01:17:00,124 THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY DOWN. 1076 01:17:00,625 --> 01:17:03,511 I'M GONNA NEED A GREAT DEAL OF HELP TO GET DOWN. 1077 01:17:03,511 --> 01:17:07,348 [ Panting Continues ] 1078 01:17:07,348 --> 01:17:13,104 BOYS! OH, BOYS! 1079 01:17:13,104 --> 01:17:17,308 YOO-HOO! VOROBYANINOV! 1080 01:17:17,308 --> 01:17:20,811 I HAVE ALWAYS LIKED YOU. YOU KNOW THAT. 1081 01:17:20,811 --> 01:17:24,315 WE COME FROM THE SAME VILLAGE. 1082 01:17:24,315 --> 01:17:28,819 FOR 25 YEARS, I HAVE BEEN YOUR PRIEST. 1083 01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:32,323 OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, GET ME DOWN! 1084 01:17:37,912 --> 01:17:42,883 GET... ME... DOWN! [ Echoes ] 1085 01:19:37,031 --> 01:19:41,752 [ Train Whistle Blowing ] 1086 01:19:58,102 --> 01:20:01,605 I'M HUNGRY. WHERE DID YOU LOSE THE MAN WITH THE CHAIR? 1087 01:20:01,605 --> 01:20:04,608 LOOK AROUND. DOES ANYTHING LOOK FAMILIAR? 1088 01:20:09,113 --> 01:20:12,116 ???? [ Brass Band: "The International" ] ALL RIGHT. COME ON. 1089 01:20:14,952 --> 01:20:17,204 ???? [ Continues ] 1090 01:20:26,964 --> 01:20:29,834 I NOW OFFICIALLY OPEN... 1091 01:20:30,334 --> 01:20:33,337 THE MOSCOW RAILWAY WORKERS'... 1092 01:20:33,337 --> 01:20:37,224 COMMUNAL HOUSE OF RECREATION. 1093 01:20:37,224 --> 01:20:42,012 ???? [ Resumes ] 1094 01:20:46,484 --> 01:20:49,987 ???? [ Continues ] 1095 01:20:49,987 --> 01:20:53,991 [ Applause ] 1096 01:20:57,695 --> 01:21:01,198 MAY IT SERVE TO COMFORT... 1097 01:21:01,699 --> 01:21:05,202 THOSE BRAVE HEROES OF SOVIET TRANSPORTATION, 1098 01:21:05,202 --> 01:21:09,206 THE RAILWAY WORKERS OF THE U.S.S.R.! 1099 01:21:09,206 --> 01:21:11,709 [ Applause ] 1100 01:21:13,711 --> 01:21:18,716 A FREE BUFFET LUNCH WILL BE SERVED IMMEDIATELY. 1101 01:21:18,716 --> 01:21:21,719 [ All Cheering ] 1102 01:21:26,023 --> 01:21:29,360 [ Excited Chattering ] 1103 01:21:30,861 --> 01:21:34,281 [ Man ] COME ON! COME ON! THERE'S OTHER PEOPLE WAITING. 1104 01:21:34,281 --> 01:21:36,283 [ Shouting Continues ] 1105 01:21:36,283 --> 01:21:38,736 LET'S GO! 1106 01:21:44,325 --> 01:21:47,127 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO ON! 1107 01:21:47,127 --> 01:21:51,048 [ Shouting Continues ] 1108 01:21:51,048 --> 01:21:53,717 I DIDN'T GET A ROLL. I DIDN'T GET A ROLL! 1109 01:21:53,717 --> 01:21:57,588 [ Shouting Continues ] 1110 01:22:12,519 --> 01:22:14,521 HERE. 1111 01:22:33,090 --> 01:22:36,293 WOULD YOU MIND VERY MUCH IF I TOOK SOMETHING FROM YOUR PLATE? 1112 01:22:36,293 --> 01:22:38,295 I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO GET ANY FOOD. 1113 01:22:38,796 --> 01:22:41,632 THERE WAS A GREEDY PIG HOLDING UP THE LINE. 1114 01:22:43,934 --> 01:22:45,803 ANIMAL. 1115 01:22:48,305 --> 01:22:50,808 [ Spitting ] 1116 01:22:53,811 --> 01:22:56,313 THIRSTY. 1117 01:23:30,597 --> 01:23:34,601 OSTAP. OSTAP! 1118 01:23:34,601 --> 01:23:36,603 YES, OLD MAN. 1119 01:23:37,354 --> 01:23:39,990 THE LAST CHAIR. 1120 01:23:51,335 --> 01:23:55,339 SEE! WE ARE NOT THE ONLY SMART ONES. 1121 01:23:55,339 --> 01:23:59,126 HELLO, COMRADES! [ Chuckles ] 1122 01:23:59,126 --> 01:24:03,213 HELLO. HELLO, COMRADES. WELCOME. 1123 01:24:08,469 --> 01:24:10,854 [ Growls ] 1124 01:24:12,856 --> 01:24:14,441 EAT. 1125 01:24:17,444 --> 01:24:19,947 TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THAT CHAIR. 1126 01:24:20,447 --> 01:24:22,816 I'M GONNA CHECK THE WINDOW. 1127 01:24:32,376 --> 01:24:34,378 [ Man ] MM-HMM. 1128 01:24:35,879 --> 01:24:37,881 [ Clicks ] 1129 01:24:48,642 --> 01:24:51,145 I HAVE UNFASTENED THE WINDOW LATCH, 1130 01:24:51,145 --> 01:24:55,265 AND WE WILL RETURN TONIGHT AFTER THE CLUB HAS CLOSED. 1131 01:25:00,771 --> 01:25:02,773 SHH. 1132 01:25:26,797 --> 01:25:29,800 ONE, TWO, THREE! [ Grunts ] 1133 01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:33,303 COME ON. [ Grunting Continues ] 1134 01:25:33,303 --> 01:25:35,305 COME ON! 1135 01:25:46,650 --> 01:25:50,154 CHAIR. WHERE IS THE CHAIR? YOU'RE SITTING ON IT. 1136 01:25:50,154 --> 01:25:53,157 HERE. LET ME DO IT. LET ME DO IT! 1137 01:26:09,173 --> 01:26:12,676 WELL? WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL? 1138 01:26:15,179 --> 01:26:19,016 - THEY'RE NOT HERE. - WHAT? 1139 01:26:19,016 --> 01:26:22,019 THEY'RE NOT HERE. 1140 01:26:22,019 --> 01:26:25,522 THE JEWELS ARE NOT HERE. 1141 01:26:27,574 --> 01:26:30,944 IT CAN'T BE. ITCAN'TBE. 1142 01:26:30,944 --> 01:26:35,949 IT CAN'T BE. DO YOU HEAR ME? IT CAN'T BE! 1143 01:26:35,949 --> 01:26:38,452 [ Door Opens ] 1144 01:26:38,452 --> 01:26:40,871 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 1145 01:26:42,873 --> 01:26:44,758 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1146 01:26:44,758 --> 01:26:49,012 WHERE ARE MY JEWELS? MY JEWELS WERE IN THIS CHAIR. 1147 01:26:49,012 --> 01:26:52,432 THEY WEREYOURJEWELS? 1148 01:26:52,432 --> 01:26:56,186 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WERE"? THEY ARE. 1149 01:26:56,186 --> 01:26:58,689 AREMY JEWELS. WHERE ARE THEY? 1150 01:26:58,689 --> 01:27:02,192 WHERE ARE THEY? LOOK AROUND YOU. 1151 01:27:02,192 --> 01:27:06,230 SEE THESE CHESS TABLES, ALL THIS FINE FURNITURE? 1152 01:27:06,230 --> 01:27:08,232 THIS CLUB WAS BUILT WITH THEM. 1153 01:27:08,732 --> 01:27:10,567 WHEN WERE THEY FOUND? 1154 01:27:11,068 --> 01:27:14,571 FOUR MONTHS AGO. RIGHT ON THIS SPOT IN THE OLD CLUB. 1155 01:27:15,072 --> 01:27:18,075 KAMINSKY WAS PUTTING UP A CURTAIN. 1156 01:27:18,075 --> 01:27:20,460 HE WAS STANDING ON A CHAIR. 1157 01:27:20,460 --> 01:27:23,964 SUDDENLY, BANG, HIS SHOE WENT RIGHT THROUGH THE SEAT, 1158 01:27:23,964 --> 01:27:26,466 AND ALL THAT STUFF CAME TUMBLING OUT-- 1159 01:27:26,466 --> 01:27:29,836 DIAMONDS, RUBIES, NECKLACES. 1160 01:27:29,836 --> 01:27:33,173 IT WAS A MIRACLE. 1161 01:27:34,641 --> 01:27:38,645 NO, NO. THEY WERE MINE. 1162 01:27:40,147 --> 01:27:42,149 MINE. 1163 01:27:50,824 --> 01:27:54,077 [ Screaming ] 1164 01:27:54,077 --> 01:27:57,748 [ Shouting ] I'D BETTER GET THE POLICE! 1165 01:27:57,748 --> 01:28:00,834 HELP! POLICE! HELP! 1166 01:28:07,541 --> 01:28:10,544 SEE? SEE? HE'S MAD! YOU! PUT THAT DOWN! 1167 01:28:10,544 --> 01:28:14,932 OH, YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH, EH? [ Grunts ] 1168 01:28:14,932 --> 01:28:17,434 THAT HAS DONE IT. 1169 01:28:18,435 --> 01:28:21,438 COME ON. WE BETTER MAKE TRACKS. 1170 01:28:21,438 --> 01:28:23,440 NEVER HIT A POLICEMAN. 1171 01:28:23,941 --> 01:28:26,443 NEVER, EVER HIT A POLICEMAN. 1172 01:28:46,797 --> 01:28:48,582 HALT! 1173 01:28:48,582 --> 01:28:50,584 IT'S TOO HIGH. THE HORSE. 1174 01:28:51,084 --> 01:28:52,970 THE HORSE? JUMP! 1175 01:28:52,970 --> 01:28:55,222 - COME ON. - HALT! 1176 01:28:55,222 --> 01:28:57,841 - COME ON! - HALT! HALT! 1177 01:28:57,841 --> 01:29:00,344 [ Horse Neighs ] 1178 01:30:21,058 --> 01:30:23,510 [ Blowing ] 1179 01:30:30,517 --> 01:30:33,019 [ Sighs ] 1180 01:30:33,019 --> 01:30:35,272 WHY DON'T YOU GET RID OF THAT THING? 1181 01:30:40,944 --> 01:30:43,947 LISTEN, OLD MAN. [ Sighs ] 1182 01:30:43,947 --> 01:30:47,451 WE HAVE GOT TO SPLIT UP. 1183 01:30:49,953 --> 01:30:52,456 IT'S THE ONLY SENSIBLE THING TO DO. 1184 01:30:52,456 --> 01:30:55,459 THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR A HANDSOME, YOUNG DESPERADO... 1185 01:30:55,959 --> 01:30:58,962 AND A CRAZY OLD MAN WITH A BROKEN CHAIR. 1186 01:30:58,962 --> 01:31:01,465 I THINK I'LL DO BETTER WITHOUT YOU. 1187 01:31:03,467 --> 01:31:05,969 LOOK, WHAT ARE YOU SHAKING YOUR HEAD FOR? 1188 01:31:06,470 --> 01:31:08,972 I'M NOT TAKING A VOTE. I'M TELLING YOU SOMETHING. 1189 01:31:09,473 --> 01:31:11,975 THIS PARTNERSHIP IS OVER, DISSOLVED, FINISHED. 1190 01:31:12,476 --> 01:31:14,978 THE COMPANY IS BANKRUPT. 1191 01:31:16,980 --> 01:31:21,485 LOOK. HERE. LOOK, YOU MANIAC. 1192 01:31:21,485 --> 01:31:23,403 THREE KOPECKS! 1193 01:31:23,904 --> 01:31:27,157 HOW FAR CAN WE GO TOGETHER ON THREE KOPECKS? 1194 01:31:27,157 --> 01:31:30,494 I SIMPLY CAN'T AFFORD YOU ANYMORE! 1195 01:32:06,079 --> 01:32:07,998 [ Grunts ] 1196 01:32:07,998 --> 01:32:10,283 [ Chair Crashes ] 1197 01:32:10,283 --> 01:32:12,786 [ Crowd Murmuring ] 1198 01:32:14,538 --> 01:32:17,424 [ Murmuring Continues ] 1199 01:32:22,512 --> 01:32:25,515 [ Chattering ] 1200 01:32:44,451 --> 01:32:48,455 EPILEPSY, MY FRIENDS! EPILEPSY! 1201 01:32:48,455 --> 01:32:51,875 THE SAME DISEASE THAT STRUCK DOWN... 1202 01:32:51,875 --> 01:32:54,377 OUR OWN BELOVED DOSTOIEVSKY. 1203 01:32:54,377 --> 01:32:56,880 GIVE. 1204 01:32:57,380 --> 01:32:59,382 GIVE... 1205 01:32:59,382 --> 01:33:03,637 FROM THE BOTTOM OF YOUR HEARTS. 1206 01:33:03,955 --> 01:34:04,312 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/rcdr Help other users to choose the best subtitles 1207 01:34:04,362 --> 01:34:08,912 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 85269