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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Bang! ]
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[ Both grunt ]
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♪
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[ Roars ]
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- Whoa!
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♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪
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Lookin' good, 1949 moose penny!
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[ Laughing ] Stop that.
It tickles!
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Uh, why are you talking
to your shirt?
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♪
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Why are you talking
to your coins?
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Uh -- um, touché.
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No.
You're a touché!
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[ Sighs ]
Whatever.
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[ Chuckles ]
[ Whispering ] That was close.
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♪
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Here's your change,
Valentino.
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Thanks, Don!
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do you have some, like,
sunscreen that, like,
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protects you from exploding
into a pile of ashes, or...
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If I didn't know better,
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I'd suspect you two were up
to something...suspicious
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Hmm.
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I keep the good stuff
on aisle 6.
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Awesome!
Thanks, Don!
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♪
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Ah!
Nothing like fresh garlic!
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[ Sniffs ]
Mmm!
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Huh?!
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Are you crazy, lady?
That could have seriously, uh...
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gave someone bad breath?
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Ay, niño, I didn't know
you were so sensitive
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about that kind of thing.
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♪
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Victor: Hey, Val.
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How much blood
could a person lose
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before it becomes
an "issue"?
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Why would you
be asking --
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[ Moaning ]
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[ Bones creaking ]
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♪
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[ Rattling ]
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[ Gasps ]
Victor?
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[ Rattling continues ]
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♪
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Huh?
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Aah!
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Oh, hi, Val.
Didn't see you there.
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Okay. Out with it.
What are you hiding?
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I'll show you
if you promise not to --
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No deal.
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What am I supposed to be
looking at?
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Uh, just, uh,
how nice the closet is.
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪
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[ Squeaks ]
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I'm telling Grandma.
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You can't keep a camazotz
as a pet!
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It's a bloodthirsty monster!
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But he's
my bloodthirsty
monster.
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Besides, I already named him --
Cammy the Camazotz.
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[ Hisses ]
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You're too irresponsible
to take care of a pet,
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let alone a creature
of legend!
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W-What are you
talking about?!
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Your coin collection is way
more dangerous than Cammy.
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Oh, really?
Please elaborate.
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Yeah.
Like -- [ Grunts ]
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...one minute you're rubbing
a coin,
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and before you know it,
everything is on fire!
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Aah!
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That has got to be
the unlikeliest hypothetical
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I've ever heard
in my life.
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You just don't understand the
special bond I have with Cammy.
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Enough!
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You just can't keep him.
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But, Val, you're always talking
about animal conversations
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and how it's important
to take care
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of the engendered species
and all.
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Vic, this is different.
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He's just like
the doo-doo bird.
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He doesn't have anyone left!
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Not after we turned his family
into ashes and bones.
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♪
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[ Groans ]
Fine!
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But you do realize this thing
is eventually gonna grow up
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and eat us.
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Aw, come on.
What's the worst he can do?
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[ Screeches ]
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Hmm.
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Uh, Victor?
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What are you doing?
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Just doing a little
Cammy-proofing.
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[ Squeaking ]
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[ Squeaking ]
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Do you mind?
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Victor, you got to get...
this thing under control.
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No problem.
Cammy listens to me.
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Watch this.
Cammy, heel.
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Heel, Cammy.
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[ Squeaking ]
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It doesn't seem
to be working.
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Oh, I know.
I got this whistle to train him.
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[ Air hissing ]
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[ Squeaking ]
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No.
It's obviously a dog whistle.
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Pfff.
Dogs can't whistle.
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You know what?
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Cammy just needs to know
who's the boss.
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Cammy, fly in a circle.
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You're just telling him to do
something he's already doing.
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Yeah, but he's doing it better
than he was before.
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Flap your wings like crazy,
Cammy!
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[ Squeaking ]
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♪
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I was gonna
get that framed!
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Well, lucky for you
that's one less thing
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for me to make fun of.
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♪
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[ Squeaking ]
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No, Cammy.
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[ Squeaking ]
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This is not
what you think it is.
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It's my lunch! Victor!
He's trying to take my food!
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Just use the bottle.
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[ Squeaking ]
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Stay away, beast!
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[ Squeaking, hissing ]
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I mean it!
[ Whimpers ]
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[ Sizzling ]
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I...warned you?
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[ Roars ]
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[ Screams, groans ]
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♪
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Valentino, did you just spray
Cammy with water?
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Why would you do something
like that?
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I was talking about
this bottle.
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Drink up, Cammy.
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[ Groaning ]
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♪
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Aha!
Lunchtime.
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[ Sobs ]
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[ Groans ]
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[ Squeaking ]
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♪
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[ Chomp ]
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Ugh.
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♪
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[ Squeaking ]
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Get away from me!
[ Screaming ]
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♪
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What?
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Ugh.
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Oh, no.
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♪
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♪
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[ Whistles ]
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♪
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Good boy, Cammy.
Good boy.
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[ Laughing ]
Come on, buddy.
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You deserve a treat
from the kitchen.
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Oh.
Hey, Val.
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Want to see
some of Cammy's tricks?
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Mint...condition.
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What'd you say?
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They were in...
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mint condition!
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How do you know they were mint?
Did you lick 'em?
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♪
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[ Sobs ]
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Growls ]
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Val, what are you --
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[ Hisses ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Get out, you monster!
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Cammy!
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No-o-o-o-o!
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♪
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All clean.
Finally.
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You see?
Mint.
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[ Sobbing ]
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C'mon Vic. There are plenty
of fish in the sea.
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Hey, there's an idea.
You should adopt a goldfish.
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You think a stupid fish
could replace my Cammy?
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Well, at least a fish wouldn't
drool all over my collectibles.
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Whoops!
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♪
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♪
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[ Both gasp ]
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♪
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[ Both coughing ]
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Vic, are you okay?
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[ Coughs ]
Are you kidding?
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I told you your dumb coins
were dangerous.
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In your face!
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[ Grunts ]
Just help me move this thing!
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[ Both grunting ]
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It's too heavy!
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What are we gonna do?
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Help!
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Abuela, help!
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♪
El fuego de tu amor ♪
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♪
No quiero quemarme
pero deseo tu ardor ♪
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I don't think
she can hear us!
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I wish Cammy was here.
He'd know what to do.
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I don't see
how that would help.
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Cammy's the best.
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I bet he'd be able to handle
this beam no problem.
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That gives me an idea.
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Seriously?
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Don't worry, Val.
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I'll cut through this beam
in no time.
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Wow. For a second I thought
you were gonna
use the whistle.
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Oh.
That give me another idea.
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[ Inhales deeply,
whistles ]
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Is this really the last thing
I'm going to hear before I go?
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[ Puffing ]
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[ Whistling ]
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[ Thudding ]
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Cammy!
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[ Squeaking ]
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Yeah, Cammy.
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[ Whistling ]
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♪
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Great.
Now he's gone.
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He probably just came back
to watch us burn!
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♪
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Good, boy, Cammy.
You did it.
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[ Squeaking ]
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[ Squeaking ]
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[ Screeching ]
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♪
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Whoa.
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[ Squeaking ]
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Watch this.
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[ Whistling ]
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[ Squeaking ]
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Cammy really is the best,
huh, Val?
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I...don't know what to say.
That was amazing.
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Cammy's got to
stay with us now.
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Is that really
a good idea?
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How many more reckless hobbies
does Cammy have to save you from
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for you to accept him?
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That doesn't...
I-I mean it shouldn't have --
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[ Squeaking ]
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Aww.
Okay, Cammy.
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Welcome to the family.
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[ Chomp ]
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[ Slurping ]
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♪
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Ninos, did you smell smoke
last night?
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Uh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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I think it was
Maria Teresa's cooking.
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Hmm.
Maria Teresa's cooking
is awful.
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[ Laughs ]
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♪
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[ Squeaking ]
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♪
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[ Growls softly ]
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[ Squeaking ]
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♪
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♪
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