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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Bang! ]
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[ Both grunt ]
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♪
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[ Roars ]
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- Whoa!
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♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪
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Juan:
Rosanna, at last we are alonetogether and away from Roberto.
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Rosanna: Juan?
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I love you, Rosanna.
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But, Juan!
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Roberto ismy brother, I know!
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Oh, that poor cowboy
Roberto!
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First he got amnesia, then
his brother steal his lover.
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Juan, what a worm!
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Ah! Worms?! Brother?
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Yeah! Let's go catch
some worms, brother!
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Like Grandma said!
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I never said that.
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No thanks, Vic.
Worm catching is...
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how do I put it...
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beneath me?
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Hahaha,
nice joke, Val.
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But seriously, don't you
want to go like,
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use your clicky thing
on them or something?
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You mean take a photo?
Of worms?
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Sorry, I like more
of a challenge, thank you.
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For example,
the great curassow!
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The most elusive bird
in these parts!
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To snap a pic of one of those
would really be something!
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But alas, they're too shy.
I've never even seen one!
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Birds like worms.
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[ Laughs ] Again, with the worm
obsess--
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Wait, Vic!
You're a genius!
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I can lure the bird out
with a worm!
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Show me where!
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It's garbage day, niños!
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So don't forget to take
the trash out before you leave!
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Both: Okay, grandma!
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I found a three-footer once
in Guillermo's backyard.
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Well,
he actually found it,
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but I wrestled it
out of the ground.
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Then Guillermo's it is!
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[ Knocking ]
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Hey, Guillermo!
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Hm...something's different
about you today.
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More...pink.
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I am
in my grieving suit.
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Oh yea, yea, yea,
sounds great, Guillermo.
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So what do you say we go worm
catching in your backyard?
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- No.
- Guillermo!
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It'll be fun! You're
the king of worm catching.
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We can't do this
without you, buddy!
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- But I --
- But nothing!
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Help your
old friend Val out
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with some quality
lumbricus terrestris!
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Oh, look, honey! Guillermo's
little friends are here.
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Wonderful, Guillermo has
been acting a bit funky lately.
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I can't get him to feed
our dog, Hodo-rowskee.
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Heel, Hodo-rowskee!
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Guillermo, go outside,
play with your friends.
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That will cheer you up.
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But co-creator?
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Ah, bup, bup.
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Guillermo, you will go outside
and play
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and you will have fun,
estas oyendo?
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Creators are the bosses.
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Guillermo, how about
helping us out here?
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What is the point?
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To have fun, duh.
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[ Groans ]
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Hey, what's wrong,
Guillermo?
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I do not want
to talk about it.
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Fine.
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My girlfriend Ripley
is gone.
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She was taken by another.
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[ Gasps ]
Just like in "Amor Robado"!
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Guillermo had planned out
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Ripley's and Guillermo's life
together.
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We were going to encase
ourselves with royal jelly,
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race around the Moebius strip
I built,
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add 5 additional
limbs to our bodies.
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Now who will help me design
the bodily extensions?
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Cheer up, Guillermo! I'd be more
than happy to help you add --
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Guillermo appreciates the offer,
but these romantic gestures
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should only be performed
by people in love.
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I am going to
my comfort hole.
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C'mon, G-man,
snap out of it!
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You gotta be like Roberto
in "Amor Robado."
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Last week's episode,
he grabbed his lasso
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and went straight
to the oil baron's house
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and saved his love!
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And then
he got some worms!
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Maybe there's some clues that
could lead us to finding her!
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Yeah, tell us
what happened!
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I'd rather not.
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Okay, fine.
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Guillermo was in my garden
with Ripley.
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Ripley said
she desired nourishment.
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Guillermo walked away
for one moment.
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That is when
I witnessed it --
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A well dressed man came
and swept her off her feet.
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I made haste, but when I got
there, Ripley was gone.
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The end.
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What does she look like?
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She is a vision
unlike anything.
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Her hair, beautiful
and wire-like.
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Uh-huh.
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Her eyes --
so hypnotizing.
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All six of them.
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- Wait!
- And her horn.
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So pointed.
Here.
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Feast your eyes
on this magnificent Venus.
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That's just
a big pile of --
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Girlfriend!
Big pile of girlfriend...
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[ Laughs nervously ]
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Sooo, where did you say
she was swept away?
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There is the area
of abduction.
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There?
By the trash cans?
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Vic!
Today was trash day!
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Ripley was probably mistaken
for trash and taken to the dump!
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Okay, let's get Guillermo's
"girlfriend "
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so we can get our worms!
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Get outta that hole,
Guillermo!
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We're gonna help you win
Ripley back!
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[ Bubbling ]
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Guillermo?
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I am ready.
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There he is, the one
who swept Ripley away.
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No wonder
she left me for him.
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Don't worry, Guillermo.
We'll go talk to him.
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Sorry, kids,
trash is my life,
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but I can't remember
everything I pick up.
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I kinda go into a bit of
a trance when I'm on the truck.
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Lift the can and dump.
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Uhhh, okay, well,
is there any chance
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we could maybe go in
and poke around?
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Lift the can and poke around.
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Poke around?
No can do, buckaroos.
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That sign there
is the law!
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And you ain't trying
to break the law, are ya?
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Well, maybe we are!
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No, no, no!
We're not doing that.
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Hehe, thanks
for your time sir!
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I'm sorry, Guillermo.
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We'll never find her
in all that.
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She is here.
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Behold!
Her upper left extension.
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[ Clank! ]
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She has been...
dismemebered.
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That sicko!
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Oh, well, nothing we can
do now, I guess.
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C'mon, G-man, let's --
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Uh-oh.
What are you doing?!
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We could get in trouble!
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I must find
all her parts.
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Ugh! Never gonna
get our worms.
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Ok, here's an arm.
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And I found her head!
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A mere bowling ball
looks nothing like her head.
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And how can you
confuse polyethylene tubing
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for steel tubing?
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Are these her, uh...
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Legs? Yes.
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- These are hers, right?
- Yes!
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- Is this her, umm...
- Yes.
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- Six of these?
- Yess!
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It is happening.
She is being reborn.
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♪
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Ripley, I like what you have
done with your wires.
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Hey! I thought I told you
not to break the law!
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Run!
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You can't out run me!
Oof!
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I know this dump like
the back of my -- Oof!
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C'mon, let's get outta here!
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Wait!
Ripley is not complete!
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What's she missing now?
A screw in her head?
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She is missing
her heart!
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Where are we gonna find it?
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Over there.
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♪
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[ Grunts ]
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Ughh!
She's not even REAL!
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Vic, stop it!
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No, Val!
He has to know!
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We're gonna probably go
to jail
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'cause you're in love
with some junk!
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Yeah! Couldn't you just
build another Ripley?
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You don't care
about my love.
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All you care about
are my worms.
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Guillermo does not require
your friendship anymore.
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Good day.
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Ouch.
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Oh, man, this is
just like in
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the first episode
of "Amor Robado,"
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when Roberto and his best friend
Francisco have a falling out
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and then Francisco
sacrifices himself
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so Roberto can save
his love Rosanna...
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So you were
paying attention!
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Val! I got one of those...
uh...uh...
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- Ideas?
- Yeah! That!
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You go help Guillermo!
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I'll keep the trash dude
distracted.
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♪
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Oof! I know...this dump
like...the back of my hand!
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You got me, mister.
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I admit it!
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I did the bad, bad thing
and need to be punished!
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Yeah, that's right!
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Don't mess with the best!
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[ Grunting ]
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It's no use.
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I have failed you, my love.
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I am sorry.
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[ Machinery whirs ]
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♪
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Thank you, my friend.
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Okay, so...
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how do I put this back down?
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Listen here,
you little gutter maggot,
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you're gonna call your parents
and tell them you broke the law!
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I, uhh...can't!
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Well,
why the stinkin' heck not?
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Uhhh, because they're...
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dead!
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Oh, my gosh!
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I-I-I'm so sorry.
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Ya know, kid, I knew I saw a bit
of myself in you.
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I grew up with no
parental guidance.
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Sure I found my calling, but
things could have been better.
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So many lonely nights.
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You know, kid, I think I know
exactly what you need!
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And since we got along
so well,
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I'll be your dad!
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[ Crash! ]
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[ Coughs ]
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Hey! What's going on?!
Son!
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Let your old man outta here!
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Ha ha!
My parents aren't dead!
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You just got Vic'd!
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- Victor.
- Ahh!
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Our mission is complete.
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Guillermo is content.
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Yeahh! Worm time!
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Hey! Don't you walk away
from me, young man!
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You are grounded!
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- Aaah!
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[ Gobbling ]
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Aye-aye-aye!
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It's so good to have
our little storm cloud back!
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Guillermo! Nyahh!
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I thought you said this is where
all the big worms were at.
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Ripley says to try
near your left foot.
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I think I got something.
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Whoa! Wormzilla!
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That's the biggest specimen
we've seen so far!
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Your worm catching
is most impressive.
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Now we must prepare
for the feast.
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Great! What are we having
for our feast?
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You are holding it.
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No, I'm not.
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♪
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♪
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