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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Bang! ]
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[ Both grunt ]
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♪
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[ Roars ]
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- Whoa!
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♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪
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Lu-cha li-bre!
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Oh, man, El Angel is totally
gonna kick butt today.
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I'm not so sure, Victor.
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Unlike you,
everything I learned
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about sports
I learned from books.
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I've crunched the data,
and I know El Demonio
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is gonna come out on top.
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The numbers never lie.
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I bet your numbers can't beat
El Angel's
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Plancha of Death,
though.
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[ Grunts ]
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Ahh!
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Well, what about
Demonio's Sangre Suplex?
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[ Grunts ]
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Ready to tap out?
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Never.
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Downstairs now.
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Look.
Tell me who made this mess.
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Whoa.
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I didn't do it.
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Well, I didn't do it.
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He's lying.
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Am not.
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Are too.
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[ Both grunting ]
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Hey, it's 2:00.
I'm dying.
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Who ate all
my food scraps?
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Ay!
Okay, I'll come back later.
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[ Both grunting ]
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Enough!
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Since neither of you
will take responsibilities,
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you both have to clean up.
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But, abuela...
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No buts, no lucha
until this kitchen is clean.
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¿Entienden?
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I'm going to take
a siesta.
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Now get to work.
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♪
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I bet you did it.
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Yes, I made this mess.
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Meanwhile, your laundry basket
has its own ecosystem.
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It's just not fair.
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Why not?
You did it.
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I certainly did not.
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Well, I didn't do it.
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Just admit that you're a slob
and a liar.
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Then maybe one of us
can go to lucha.
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Ghost!
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Grandma!
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And a big mess!
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Both: And it's so scary!
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I am tired
of your excuses!
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Stop lying and start cleaning up
the kitchen
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or else you will never watch
lucha ever again.
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Now what?
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♪
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We're gonna bag ourselves
a ghost.
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♪
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How is a vacuum
gonna trap a ghost?
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I did it
in a video game.
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[ Laughs ]
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Got you now, eh?
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Hey, Val.
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♪
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Whoa!
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Ah!
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[ Vocalizing ]
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Ay! I'm on the verge
of starvation!
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If only someone could spare me
some scraps...
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Ah, Victor, Valentino,
did Chata kick you out too?
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No, a ghost did.
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Our kitchen is haunted.
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Haunted, eh?
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Yep, totally haunted.
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How do we get rid of it?
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If that ghost doesn't leave,
we're never watching
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lucha ever again,
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and it probably means
no more scraps for you.
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Ah, mira, lucky for you,
you're talking to the right guy.
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This fool probably just got
some unfinished business
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he needs to take care of.
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Yep, a quick chat with me,
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and that ghost will be kicking
it in paradise like that.
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You've just got to do
everything I say.
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Got it?
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I don't get it.
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How do hotdogs help you talk
to ghosts?
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Ghost talking
is hungry work.
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Now, watch how the pros
commune with the dead.
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Quione de, guey!
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Dime que te pasas.
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Aver,
I'm a real good listener.
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Oh, man, totally.
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I completely understand.
I mean...
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Why is he eating
all our stuff?
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Uh-huh.
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We've got to get him out.
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Hey, hey, you know what?
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Why don't you two just calm down
and ask him yourselves?
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Here.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Ah!
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[ Grunting ]
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♪
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Whoa.
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Whoa, man, that's
so messed up of him.
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That's what
I've been saying,
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and it's been this way
for years.
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It was 1957, and we,
the Monte Macabre Piggybacks,
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were playing the big game.
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Even the flying pig balloon
was there.
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It was the bottom of the ninth,
bases loaded, my catcher,
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Moreno, told me
to throw a fastball.
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My gut said a curveball,
but I trusted him.
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♪
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We lost that game.
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Our careers ended.
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We never
played baseball again.
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To this day, he refuses to admit
he made the wrong call.
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Anyway, we fought.
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He kicked me out, and now
I've just been crashing here.
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It feels nice to chill though,
you know?
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We all want to chill,
man, but...
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Get out of our house!
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We don't care about
your stinking fight.
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Yeah, just make up
and move on already.
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No way, man,
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I will never talk
to that uptight jerk ever again.
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♪
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That went well.
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Trust me.
We're just one phone call away
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from this guy moving on
and out of your kitchen.
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Oh, hey, hey,
is this Moreno?
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Hey, we've got your bro Alfonso
over here, man.
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Moreno: Alfonso?
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[ Shouts indistinctly ]
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No, man, I feel that.
[ Laughs ]
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I think
he's real sorry though.
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Are you kidding?
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He's a total mess,
crying and sobbing.
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Why don't you come over
and see for yourself?
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When? Now?
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No, no, no, now is great.
[ Laughs ]
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Homina, homina, homina...
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[ Cackles ]
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♪
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Where is he?
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♪
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Achi, we were trying
to get rid of one ghost.
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Now there are two of them.
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Calmate. These boys just need
to talk it out.
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This adventure pretty much
solves itself now.
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♪
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So here you are
crawling back.
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Let's here that apology.
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Beg pardon?
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I thought you were going
to apologize to me.
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Me apologize?
You're the one who...
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It sounds like my work here
is done.
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For the last time,
you wanted a fastball,
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so I threw a fastball!
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It was a curveball!
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Oh, move on already!
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Just admit
you made a bad call!
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My call, I'll tell you
what really happened!
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I clearly signed
for a knuckleball,
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but you wanted to show off
and threw a curveball,
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so a curveball
ended our careers.
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That's what happened.
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Oh, is that how you
remember it, Moreno?
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Yeah, Alfonso,
that's how I remember it.
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Wait, Alfonso, Moreno,
a home run, hmm.
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Well?
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1957, the Macabre Piggybacks,
come on.
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Come on.
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The pig! [ Laughs ]
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Are you okay?
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Vic, I remember
what happened that day!
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Clearly, your perm has grown
into your brain.
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[ Inhales ]
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[ Spits ]
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These curls are natural!
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Aaah!
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Wait here.
I've got to find my almanac.
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Keep them
from making a mess.
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Hey, you stop
tossing that salad!
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You stop tossing
those scrambled eggs!
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Come on! Where did it go?
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Where is it? Where is it?
Where is it?
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Batter up!
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Eh, I want to go to lucha.
I want to go to lucha.
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You never could
bat worth a darn.
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1954, 1955, 1957,
there it is!
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This is so childish.
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[ Groans ]
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♪
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Crashing ]
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Boys!
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Victor, Valentino,
what is going on?
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Nothing, abuela, we're just
really scrubbing the grouting!
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Everything is fine!
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♪
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♪
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[ Whimpering ]
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So you want
to see a curveball?
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I'll show you
a curveball!
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Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop all this violence!
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I thought your name
sounded familiar.
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That 1957 game is infamous.
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It's recorded
in my almanac.
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The bases were loaded
in the last inning,
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but it wasn't a fastball
or a curveball.
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You both agreed
on a slider.
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♪
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You lost the game, but that
wasn't why your careers ended
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or why it was
so historic.
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You were both so busy
arguing over the pitch,
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you missed
what really happened.
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[ Squawks ]
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♪
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Whoo!
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Ah!
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♪
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Ah!
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♪
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[ People screaming ]
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♪
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Oh, the humanity!
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Ah!
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But you see? It didn't matter
what you had signed to throw
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because the man at bat
was the Don Juan Bernardo.
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He had
a .980 batting average.
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It would have been crazier
if he didn't hit it,
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and the reason your
careers ended was because, uh...
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[ Chuckles ]
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Don't you see? I was right,
and you were both wrong.
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Huh, I guess I owe you
an apology.
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All these wasted years
where we could have moved on,
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so what do you say?
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Peace?
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[ Sobbing ]
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I've missed this.
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I know, hermano,
me too.
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It's okay.
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We can finally put this
to rest and move on.
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♪
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Ring-a-ding-ding,
moving on.
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Hey, if you're ever in the
underworld, don't be a stranger.
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Andale, ándale.
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Yeah, and if you ever
need a favor,
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the next one is on us.
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Chata: Victor, Valentino,
I'm done with my nap,
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and the kitchen better
be spotless.
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Uh, about that favor...
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Eh, no problem.
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[ Both laugh ]
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♪
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Aah!
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So can we go to lucha,
please, Grandma?
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Lucha!
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Both: Lucha libre,
lucha libre!
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Whoa, look, Val.
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Monte Macabre is deader
than we thought.
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