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Leave us alone a
moment, will you George?
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Sure, Mr. Rasoulis.
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Plato, my dear friend,
what have you done?
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How did you come to be acquainted
with such a vile devil?
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I am sincere when I say
he's an acquaintance
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that I wish I didn't know.
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This man,
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although I hesitate
to call him even that,
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such is his barbarity,
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this monster, this beast,
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this fire-breathing
dragon is Willard Greb.
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A killer of the innocent, born
with no soul or compassion.
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Look at me.
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Who embraces the lust of evil,
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for the euphoria and
sexual gratification
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he gains from his heinous acts.
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Please don't kill me!
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Please don't kill me!
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The money's in a safe
behind the wedding photo
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on the wall, all right?
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The code is one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, yeah?
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I made it easy so
I'd remember it.
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And there's 20 grand in there,
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and you can take it all, yeah?
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Just please, please don't
kill me and my family.
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My advice to you,
Plato, is to run.
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Run far, far away
and never return.
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Please don't kill me.
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Please just don't kill
me and my family, okay?
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No, please don't, please, no.
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Please don't, no, no!
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Put your head up, son.
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A real man acts from the heart,
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no matter how painful.
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The Bezonians social club
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was passed down to
me by my late father.
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Back in the '60s, Greek
Cypriot immigrants,
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still fresh off the boat and
stacked full of ambition,
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would gamble their
week's hard-earned wages
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on a single game of cards,
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and leave their
families to starve
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until the following Friday.
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Many of my regulars
have been coming here
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since they were kids, in
a tradition passed down
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by their forefathers
before them.
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Hey, Plato.
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Some successful businessmen,
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others unlucky in life,
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but often lucky in love.
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I don't think
you like me, Plato.
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We're a
colorful group of misfits,
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jokers, failures, and dreamers.
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Hello, Taz.
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Hi, Daisy.
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I haven't seen you
for a couple of hours.
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Hello.
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I read that he wanted
a real bullet in the gun.
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Yeah, not obviously
when they're, yeah.
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But to be a Bezonian
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meant there was always
someone to turn to
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when things were really
tough in the real world.
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Hello, Pav.
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Mavron Mike, hi.
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Life is a bit like toilet paper.
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You're either on a roll,
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or you're taking shit
from some asshole.
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And here I am,
Plato "The Boss" Andinos.
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I'm far from a millionaire,
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but just as far from hunger.
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Anthony was the local retard.
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Every community has
one, some more than one.
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His mother, a
disgrace to the word,
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abandoned the family and
ran away with her new lover
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when Anthony was just three.
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His father, Carl, was
a degenerate gambler
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who would bring Anthony along
to high-stakes poker games
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here at The Bezonians.
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Once his wife walked out on him,
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the gambling spiraled
out of control.
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He eventually lost
everything he had inherited
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from his once successful father,
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including his self-respect.
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One morning, after a
particularly bad night,
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he put a gun in his
mouth, pulled the trigger,
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and left Anthony all alone in
the world to fend for himself.
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The shock of losing his
father in such a way
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broke something in his head,
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and any potential
he may have had
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died that night with his father.
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Anthony would remain
a child forever,
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dependent on the kindness of
others to survive in the world.
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Anthony's been coming here every
day since that awful night.
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Like many innocents tend to do,
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Anthony sought out a hero
to live through vicariously.
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Someone he dreamed
of one day becoming.
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Plato, Achilles is here.
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After all,
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the innocent have an
absolute faith in good.
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Hi Achilles.
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Achilles, you have a
lovely suit on today.
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Anthony's hero,
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local legend and enigma,
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Achilles.
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Everyone had a story
about Achilles.
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Many were exaggerated
for dramatic effect.
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But one I personally
witnessed...
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Oi, you, get back here now!
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What would become known as
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the Michael
Constantine Incident.
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Michael, me and the kids
haven't eaten since last night.
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You need to give me some money.
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- I do, do I?
- No, don't.
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Don't.
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A fucking bag or two, huh?
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Michael Constantine
was a degenerate gambler,
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former boxing champion,
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and serial abuser of his
long-suffering wife, Faye.
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Achilles was the obvious
choice for Anthony's hero.
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Tall, fast, powerful, explosive,
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and most importantly, fearless.
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He struts round North London,
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looking for battles
to be fought and won.
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As childish as that might sound,
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this crusader-type attitude
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seemed to have an insane effect
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when it came to
female attention.
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I mean, women would just
throw themselves at Achilles.
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Anthony was the perfect
adventure and pet project,
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as he went day to day
seeking courageous acts
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to prove his self-worth.
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After all, Anthony
was the obvious victim
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that needed protecting
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from the devils and
dragons of London.
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And Achilles was just the
man to protect him from them.
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He'd been coming to
Bezonians for years,
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but barely spoke
a word to anyone.
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Just a broad smile, a
single fingered salute,
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and the occasional grab
of his crotch in defiance.
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It was the perfect bromance,
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formed out of necessity
for each other
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in what they lacked
in themselves.
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Anthony's need for protection,
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and Achilles' need to fight
for a righteous cause.
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It was both sweet and tender,
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but sycophantic and patronizing.
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Never been so
offended in all my life.
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Al Pacino or Robert De Niro?
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If you had to choose one, yeah?
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Yeah.
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I mean if you had
to choose one, right?
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Who's your favorite?
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Pacino.
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Yeah, I knew you'd say that.
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Only 'cause you think
you look like him.
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I do look like him.
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That's not the only reason.
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Well, De Niro's
the better actor.
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Taxi Driver, Raging Bull,
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he is probably the
greatest actor of all time.
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In my most humble opinion.
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Michael fucking Corleone,
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Tony fucking Montana,
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and that blind bloke
from Scent of a Woman.
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Yeah, but Pacino has a habit
of over-acting, don't he?
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Yeah, well Robert
De Niro's a pervert.
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What do you mean,
he's a pervert?
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You know how he fucks
black women, don't you?
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So what?
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That don't make you a pervert.
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No, I'm not talking
about Beyonce black.
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I'm talking about
Venus Williams black,
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the butch muscular type.
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Well, so what?
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That's just his type.
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Different strokes for
different folks and all that.
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What about you and
your Chinese birds?
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And you know his father was
a famous artist, don't you?
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What, a poof?
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Put it this way, the
conception of Robert De Niro
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was probably the only time
his dad fucks a woman.
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Before and after that,
it was just cock,
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cock, cock, cock, cock.
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Doesn't make you
any less of an actor.
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What about all
this political thing?
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He's become a super
woke left wing wanker.
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I hate people like that, you
know, male feminist types.
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Everybody knows, secretly,
they're just like the rest of us,
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and only act like that
to get close to women
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in hope of a mercy fuck.
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Fucking wankers.
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All right,
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fair point on the
male feminist, yeah?
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But unfair point on Bobby D.
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The man is an artist.
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Look at Goodfellas.
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Robert De Niro owes all his
success to Martin Scorsese.
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You name me one
decent De Niro film
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without Scorsese in
the director's chair.
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John "The Actor"
Adamos was a failed actor
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who didn't get any further
than a line in The Bill,
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but a good man, a family man,
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and as old school as they come.
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He gave up acting for the joy
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of housing benefits
and child support,
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but he never complains.
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He finds a way to provide,
like all good men do.
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No matter how innovative
that way may be.
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Hello.
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Police.
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I wanna report a theft.
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My car's been stolen.
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I parked it at the
end of the driveway,
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and when I got up to go to
work this evening, it was gone.
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Heat.
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Bastards! Cocksuckers!
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Woo hoo!
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Taz was raised in a small
town in middle Ireland,
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moved into London in his teens
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when he fell foul of the local
crime boss, Pat McCullen,
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after sleeping with
the feared gangster's
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80 year old mother.
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Taz was a natural rule
breaker who lived to shock
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and would do the most
outrageous things
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just to get a reaction
from the other Bezonians.
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But deep down, all
Taz ever really wanted
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was to be noticed.
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Hey!
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Enough of that.
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All right.
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I'm not shaking your hand.
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Coronavirus, remember?
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Don't believe everything
the government tells you, Taz.
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The day I stop shaking hands
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is the day I turn in my balls,
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slap on a blond wig and makeup,
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and go by the name of Lisa.
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Fair enough.
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The Bezonians wasn't
as profitable as it once was,
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so I had a small side business.
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Nothing industrial
sized or anything,
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just five plants
producing North London's
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finest herbs since 2006.
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And Taz would purchase the
vast majority of my produce
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every nine weeks.
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Taz was the local drug dealer,
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or road pharmacist as he
liked to call himself.
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His customers were
mainly single mothers
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from the local council estates
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who would blow their gyro on
a cheap high once a fortnight.
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Now that's the Californian
strain I was telling you about.
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Fuck me!
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That's not bad, Plato.
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Plato, Plato, Plato.
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Anthony come, come,
come see, see, see,
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because obviously, obviously
I think Lola's here now
257
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and I've got all of the goods
258
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,488
having going to go now Plato.
259
00:19:14,823 --> 00:19:15,866
- Plato, Plato.
- All right,
260
00:19:15,891 --> 00:19:17,492
all right, all right, all right.
261
00:19:17,526 --> 00:19:18,737
Taz, we're gonna have to
hurry this up, mate, come on.
262
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:19,904
Lola's here, it's my
anniversary Tuesday.
263
00:19:19,929 --> 00:19:24,032
There you go.
264
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,005
Oh, fuck's sake, you
scavenging bastards,
265
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,472
you've taken all the good stuff.
266
00:19:31,507 --> 00:19:33,976
Right now gentlemen, these
are the real deal, yeah?
267
00:19:34,009 --> 00:19:36,045
Directly from my man in Milan.
268
00:19:36,076 --> 00:19:37,588
The ideal gift for the
woman in your life,
269
00:19:37,613 --> 00:19:41,382
and it's 50% off the
retail price, yeah?
270
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:43,561
And that is only because
you're all friends of Plato's.
271
00:19:43,586 --> 00:19:44,762
Here Lola, how
much is this, babe?
272
00:19:44,787 --> 00:19:46,888
That one's 65 darling.
273
00:19:46,922 --> 00:19:48,388
I'll do it for you for 60.
274
00:19:48,423 --> 00:19:49,657
This Karen Millen?
275
00:19:49,692 --> 00:19:51,426
I dunno babe, that's
Prada, brand new.
276
00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:54,663
- Hi, Achilles.
- Prada.
277
00:19:54,697 --> 00:19:57,031
Hi Achilles,
278
00:19:57,066 --> 00:19:58,834
it's just me, Anthony.
279
00:20:00,035 --> 00:20:02,438
Achilles,
280
00:20:02,471 --> 00:20:05,574
where, where, where, where did
you get them sunglasses from?
281
00:20:06,942 --> 00:20:10,211
I've been, you know, obviously,
282
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:13,114
how, how, how, how
much were they?
283
00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:15,517
Because obviously
when, when, when, when
284
00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:18,921
when I get my money,
I obviously want,
285
00:20:18,953 --> 00:20:21,189
I'm gonna buy a pair just
like that as well, Achilles,
286
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:24,792
so, so, so, so, so,
obviously, obviously,
287
00:20:24,826 --> 00:20:26,694
I can look just like you.
288
00:20:26,729 --> 00:20:28,063
Around once a fortnight,
289
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:30,397
Lola Nightingale
would pay us a visit
290
00:20:30,432 --> 00:20:33,035
with the latest Louis
Vuitton, Roberto Cavalli,
291
00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:36,404
and Versace handbags,
and let's face it,
292
00:20:36,438 --> 00:20:38,406
everyone loves a bargain.
293
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,409
Yeah, go on, 60, but
for you, Plato, go on.
294
00:20:40,442 --> 00:20:42,076
There was something about Lola
295
00:20:42,111 --> 00:20:44,712
that was different to
other women around here.
296
00:20:44,747 --> 00:20:47,449
Lola had a way of wrapping
men around her little finger
297
00:20:47,482 --> 00:20:50,317
with a simple flick of
her beautiful blonde hair.
298
00:20:52,453 --> 00:20:54,789
In the wild, animals
all class themselves
299
00:20:54,823 --> 00:20:56,156
in a social hierarchy.
300
00:20:59,694 --> 00:21:01,763
At the very top, the alphas.
301
00:21:01,797 --> 00:21:03,999
The alphas dominate
all around them
302
00:21:04,032 --> 00:21:06,468
with their superior
wit and savvy,
303
00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:12,074
as well as aggression,
if and when it is needed.
304
00:21:12,106 --> 00:21:13,317
Alphas often use sexual behavior
305
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,343
in a dominance
display towards beta
306
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,179
and omega members
of their society.
307
00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:20,915
Other animals display
subordinate behavior
308
00:21:20,949 --> 00:21:22,617
towards these alphas,
309
00:21:22,651 --> 00:21:25,820
and often, the beta animals
act as a second in command
310
00:21:25,854 --> 00:21:28,656
to the reigning alphas.
311
00:21:28,691 --> 00:21:32,594
But the betas, essentially,
are slaves to the alphas,
312
00:21:32,627 --> 00:21:36,531
and do what their told
to if the alphas insist.
313
00:21:36,565 --> 00:21:37,833
Here you go, buttercup.
314
00:21:37,865 --> 00:21:39,366
Oh, good boy Willard.
315
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,378
There's a bit extra in
there, there's 20 grand there.
316
00:21:41,403 --> 00:21:44,839
Oh lovely, did he put
up much of a struggle?
317
00:21:44,873 --> 00:21:47,776
Oh, you never, what,
all three of 'em?
318
00:21:47,809 --> 00:21:49,386
Well you know, he showed
a bit of stubbornness,
319
00:21:49,411 --> 00:21:51,244
and I take that as
stupidity, Lola.
320
00:21:53,147 --> 00:21:55,049
Most people don't kill
an entire family though,
321
00:21:55,084 --> 00:21:56,719
do they, Willy?
322
00:21:56,751 --> 00:21:59,855
I'm sorry, Lola, don't
be angry with me, will ya?
323
00:21:59,887 --> 00:22:01,656
Now look, I'm not
mad at you, yeah?
324
00:22:01,690 --> 00:22:03,459
But I am in a mad hurry,
so if you don't mind
325
00:22:03,491 --> 00:22:06,028
making your own way
from here, yeah?
326
00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:07,028
What do you mean?
327
00:22:07,061 --> 00:22:09,530
Me motor's three miles that way.
328
00:22:09,565 --> 00:22:13,300
Well look, love, for
your troubles, yeah?
329
00:22:13,334 --> 00:22:16,571
So I'll, you know I'll
do anything for you, Lola.
330
00:22:16,605 --> 00:22:17,839
I love you.
331
00:22:17,873 --> 00:22:20,742
I've really gotta
go, babe, yeah?
332
00:22:20,776 --> 00:22:23,211
See you round, sex on legs.
333
00:22:24,779 --> 00:22:26,147
I love you, Lola.
334
00:22:33,188 --> 00:22:34,088
Daddy!
335
00:22:34,123 --> 00:22:35,156
Hey!
336
00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:41,596
Happy anniversary,
my angel from above.
337
00:22:41,630 --> 00:22:43,396
Oh.
338
00:22:43,432 --> 00:22:45,867
You look as beautiful as
the first day I ever met you.
339
00:22:45,901 --> 00:22:47,435
And you're still a sweet talker.
340
00:22:49,938 --> 00:22:51,338
Presents for you,
341
00:22:51,372 --> 00:22:53,776
directly from my man in Milan.
342
00:22:54,710 --> 00:22:55,743
Plato.
343
00:22:57,546 --> 00:22:59,213
You're the best
husband in the world.
344
00:22:59,248 --> 00:23:00,182
Don't you love 'em?
345
00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:01,583
Oh me,
346
00:23:01,616 --> 00:23:03,284
Gucci?
347
00:23:03,317 --> 00:23:05,753
Breakfast is the most
important meal of the day,
348
00:23:05,788 --> 00:23:10,192
and never has that been more
true than in my household.
349
00:23:10,224 --> 00:23:11,435
I was hardly ever
round for dinner
350
00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:13,761
as that was peak hours
at The Bezonians,
351
00:23:13,796 --> 00:23:16,531
so every morning at seven AM,
352
00:23:16,565 --> 00:23:18,901
I would catch up on the
previous day's events
353
00:23:18,933 --> 00:23:21,269
in the lives of
my loving family.
354
00:23:23,438 --> 00:23:25,207
What you do at school
today, Christopher?
355
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,307
Home economics.
356
00:23:26,339 --> 00:23:27,608
Home economics?
357
00:23:29,111 --> 00:23:30,746
What's that then?
358
00:23:30,778 --> 00:23:32,780
Cooking and stuff, like
today, I made a cake.
359
00:23:36,285 --> 00:23:39,421
Christopher, men don't cook.
360
00:23:39,453 --> 00:23:41,322
That's a woman's job.
361
00:23:41,355 --> 00:23:43,324
When you grow up, you're
gonna meet a woman
362
00:23:43,356 --> 00:23:45,160
and you're gonna marry her,
363
00:23:45,193 --> 00:23:46,795
and she's gonna cook for you,
364
00:23:46,828 --> 00:23:49,463
so next time your teacher
tells you to bake a cake,
365
00:23:49,498 --> 00:23:52,601
you tell her your dad
said you're not a woman
366
00:23:52,634 --> 00:23:54,236
and you're not a poof,
367
00:23:54,269 --> 00:23:56,438
and there should be no more
talk about baking, right?
368
00:23:56,471 --> 00:23:58,240
Don't tell him things like that,
369
00:23:58,272 --> 00:23:59,240
you'll get him in trouble.
370
00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:00,340
Fuck 'em, Helen.
371
00:24:00,374 --> 00:24:02,176
I'm raising a man, not a fairy.
372
00:24:02,211 --> 00:24:04,479
Some of the best cooks
in the world are men.
373
00:24:04,512 --> 00:24:06,315
What about Gordon Ramsey?
374
00:24:06,346 --> 00:24:08,517
That's a load of bollocks.
375
00:24:08,549 --> 00:24:10,285
You know as well as I know
376
00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:13,689
the best cook in the world was
my mother, God rest her soul,
377
00:24:13,721 --> 00:24:16,525
followed by you and
then your mother.
378
00:24:16,557 --> 00:24:19,760
Greek women are the
best cooks in the world,
379
00:24:19,795 --> 00:24:22,163
none of these celebrity
French bollocks.
380
00:24:22,196 --> 00:24:26,101
Men cooking is all a
bit feminine for me.
381
00:24:26,134 --> 00:24:27,344
Whatever happened to
the good old days,
382
00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:28,769
where the man would
be out working,
383
00:24:28,804 --> 00:24:31,440
the woman would be at home
looking after the house
384
00:24:31,472 --> 00:24:33,775
and preparing dinner
for her husband?
385
00:24:33,808 --> 00:24:37,112
I tell you what happened
to it, left wing bullshit,
386
00:24:37,144 --> 00:24:38,378
that's what happened to it.
387
00:24:38,413 --> 00:24:41,182
What this Country needs
is a proper leader,
388
00:24:41,215 --> 00:24:42,617
like the Americans have got,
389
00:24:42,651 --> 00:24:44,952
someone like that Donald
Trump, a proper bloke.
390
00:24:44,987 --> 00:24:47,556
Oh, you and your politics.
391
00:24:47,588 --> 00:24:49,023
Fucking Mexicans.
392
00:24:49,892 --> 00:24:50,925
Mexicans?
393
00:24:51,993 --> 00:24:54,394
Stupid.
394
00:24:54,429 --> 00:24:56,131
What about you, Alexander?
395
00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:57,298
What's the latest?
396
00:24:57,332 --> 00:24:58,866
Yeah, I'm good, Dad.
397
00:24:58,901 --> 00:25:00,701
How's school?
398
00:25:00,736 --> 00:25:02,203
It's good.
399
00:25:02,237 --> 00:25:03,739
When I was at university-
400
00:25:03,771 --> 00:25:05,874
- You went university, Dad?
401
00:25:05,907 --> 00:25:08,210
Yeah, I went to university,
thank you very much.
402
00:25:08,242 --> 00:25:09,744
The University of Reading.
403
00:25:09,778 --> 00:25:11,413
For a term.
404
00:25:11,445 --> 00:25:13,248
Doesn't matter, I
still went to uni.
405
00:25:17,419 --> 00:25:19,221
For a term, thank you Helen.
406
00:25:20,855 --> 00:25:22,924
I used to sell weed
to all the posh kids.
407
00:25:22,958 --> 00:25:24,593
Made a bloody fortune, I did.
408
00:25:24,625 --> 00:25:26,371
Now, you should try
doing something like that
409
00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:28,163
at your school, Alexander,
410
00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:29,498
make a bit of
extra pocket money.
411
00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:31,066
You cost me a fortune, you do.
412
00:25:31,098 --> 00:25:32,433
Maybe, Dad.
413
00:25:32,467 --> 00:25:34,603
Don't listen to
your stupid father.
414
00:25:34,635 --> 00:25:37,072
But it doesn't mean
you don't have to study.
415
00:25:37,105 --> 00:25:40,342
Anything less than six
grade As in your GCSEs
416
00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:42,778
and you and me are
gonna have a fist fight.
417
00:25:42,810 --> 00:25:44,413
Yes, Dad.
418
00:25:44,445 --> 00:25:45,480
I'm not joking, son.
419
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,282
I'll seriously fuck you up.
420
00:25:48,317 --> 00:25:50,952
You and your low expectations!
421
00:25:50,986 --> 00:25:53,185
If I don't get 10 A stars,
I'm gonna hang myself anyway.
422
00:25:54,455 --> 00:25:57,526
Don't say things like
that, I don't like it.
423
00:26:10,905 --> 00:26:12,240
Mavron Mike Hagler.
424
00:26:12,273 --> 00:26:15,777
Mavron literally
meant black in Greek.
425
00:26:15,810 --> 00:26:17,413
A nickname he gave himself
426
00:26:17,446 --> 00:26:19,414
once he figured out
what this Greek word was
427
00:26:19,449 --> 00:26:22,616
that the elders kept saying
every time he was around.
428
00:26:22,651 --> 00:26:25,753
But still, it was never
meant with any malice.
429
00:26:25,787 --> 00:26:26,788
You're Mavron Mike, yeah?
430
00:26:29,657 --> 00:26:31,226
Depends who's asking, don't it?
431
00:26:31,259 --> 00:26:32,626
Yeah, they said you'd say that.
432
00:26:32,661 --> 00:26:35,396
Can I ask you something, mate?
433
00:26:35,431 --> 00:26:37,298
Depends what it is, don't it?
434
00:26:37,332 --> 00:26:40,736
All right, so, er,
I'm a shotter, right.
435
00:26:40,769 --> 00:26:42,804
And my regular fella
is away in Cyprus,
436
00:26:42,837 --> 00:26:46,273
he's yia yia's sick, man, so
he could be gone for a while.
437
00:26:46,307 --> 00:26:49,211
Basically what I'm trying to
say is can you get me anything?
438
00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:52,814
What you talking, weed, coke?
439
00:26:52,847 --> 00:26:54,648
No, weed man, just a
little skunk, you know,
440
00:26:54,682 --> 00:26:57,019
nothing too serious, mate.
441
00:26:57,051 --> 00:26:59,855
So tell me, whatever possessed
you to come and ask me?
442
00:27:01,189 --> 00:27:02,523
Well you know.
443
00:27:02,557 --> 00:27:03,924
You're a bad boy yardie, nah?
444
00:27:05,527 --> 00:27:06,827
A yardie?
445
00:27:06,862 --> 00:27:08,163
Yeah, what, ain't it, like,
446
00:27:08,195 --> 00:27:10,231
part of your religion or
something, smoking weed?
447
00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:12,334
So what you want?
448
00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:14,702
Kilo.
449
00:27:15,871 --> 00:27:17,172
That's gonna cost ya.
450
00:27:19,207 --> 00:27:21,609
So well, what do you
normally pay for it?
451
00:27:21,643 --> 00:27:22,844
About four grand a key.
452
00:27:24,311 --> 00:27:25,856
This stuff's gonna
cost you at least five.
453
00:27:25,881 --> 00:27:27,348
Five grand a kilo?
454
00:27:27,382 --> 00:27:29,351
Hold it down, what
you shouting for?
455
00:27:29,384 --> 00:27:31,385
Look, this stuff is good.
456
00:27:31,421 --> 00:27:33,154
And it's Jamaican.
457
00:27:33,188 --> 00:27:34,490
What, from yard, yeah?
458
00:27:34,523 --> 00:27:37,492
Yes, from bomberclaat yard, eh.
459
00:27:37,527 --> 00:27:39,060
Fuck it, I'll take it.
460
00:27:39,094 --> 00:27:39,861
Where is it?
461
00:27:39,894 --> 00:27:41,195
All right.
462
00:27:41,229 --> 00:27:42,707
We're gonna have to go
and see my yardie cousin
463
00:27:42,730 --> 00:27:43,898
just round the corner.
464
00:27:43,932 --> 00:27:46,536
It's not far, come,
follow me, eh.
465
00:27:46,567 --> 00:27:47,602
Dude.
466
00:28:24,574 --> 00:28:26,875
I'm gonna kill you, bitch,
467
00:28:26,907 --> 00:28:29,009
I'm gonna, I'm gonna
kill you, bitch.
468
00:28:29,044 --> 00:28:31,145
I'm gonna kill you, bitch.
469
00:28:33,748 --> 00:28:35,851
I'm gonna kill you, bitch.
470
00:28:42,824 --> 00:28:44,859
I'm gonna kill you, bitch.
471
00:28:44,893 --> 00:28:46,994
I'm gonna kill you, bitch.
472
00:29:05,012 --> 00:29:06,047
Bitch!
473
00:29:07,949 --> 00:29:08,983
Bitch!
474
00:29:14,689 --> 00:29:15,723
Bitch!
475
00:29:41,383 --> 00:29:43,586
Mate, I've always
wanted to go Jamaica, you know.
476
00:29:43,618 --> 00:29:45,086
All right, you
see that man there?
477
00:29:45,119 --> 00:29:46,588
That's my cousin, Bob,
478
00:29:46,622 --> 00:29:49,257
named after Bob, yeah man.
479
00:29:49,290 --> 00:29:51,159
He's a big time yardie.
480
00:29:51,192 --> 00:29:53,994
Right, give me the money
and wait right here.
481
00:29:54,028 --> 00:29:55,631
What, can't I meet him,
482
00:29:55,664 --> 00:29:57,008
have a look at the skunk
before I buy it and that?
483
00:29:57,031 --> 00:29:57,798
You mad?
484
00:29:57,832 --> 00:29:59,434
You crazy?
485
00:29:59,468 --> 00:30:01,604
Him no like white man at
all, at all, at all, boss.
486
00:30:01,636 --> 00:30:03,971
I'm not white, mate, I'm Greek.
487
00:30:04,005 --> 00:30:05,607
You try and tell
him the difference.
488
00:30:05,641 --> 00:30:08,108
No, no, it's too dangerous.
489
00:30:08,143 --> 00:30:10,546
Look, if you want it, you
gonna have to trust me.
490
00:30:10,579 --> 00:30:11,547
All right, all right.
491
00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:12,515
You sure it's proper, yeah?
492
00:30:12,548 --> 00:30:13,882
It's definitely Jamaican, yeah?
493
00:30:13,914 --> 00:30:15,717
Fresh from Spanish
Town, my bredrin,
494
00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:19,820
eh, oo, Jah Rastafari.
495
00:30:19,854 --> 00:30:21,132
All right, give
me the money, man.
496
00:30:21,155 --> 00:30:22,401
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
497
00:30:22,424 --> 00:30:23,692
I'll be here, yeah?
498
00:30:23,724 --> 00:30:25,068
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you wait right there.
499
00:30:25,093 --> 00:30:26,126
Right.
500
00:30:27,496 --> 00:30:29,196
Mike picked up
the Bezonian lifestyle
501
00:30:29,230 --> 00:30:32,067
from his late father,
Carlton McNally Hagler,
502
00:30:32,099 --> 00:30:35,804
who was friends with my father
as far back as the '60s.
503
00:30:35,836 --> 00:30:38,507
Mike was one of the funniest
fuckers I've ever met.
504
00:30:38,540 --> 00:30:41,711
Playful, and a joy to
be around most days.
505
00:30:41,742 --> 00:30:42,978
Hello mate.
506
00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:44,250
I'll catch you on the way back,
507
00:30:44,278 --> 00:30:45,580
I'll catch you on the way back.
508
00:30:45,615 --> 00:30:46,914
But always had his eyes open
509
00:30:46,948 --> 00:30:50,151
and ready for a too good
to be true opportunity,
510
00:30:50,184 --> 00:30:53,588
if and when one
presented itself.
511
00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:01,596
Wagwan, Bob blud.
512
00:31:01,631 --> 00:31:05,200
I'm bredrins with your
cousin, Mavron Mike.
513
00:31:05,232 --> 00:31:07,702
Me a Greek man, you
know, like the Spartans.
514
00:31:07,737 --> 00:31:09,704
You know the Spartans,
don't ya, hey?
515
00:31:09,739 --> 00:31:15,544
Warrior tribe, with the
spear, and helmets and that.
516
00:31:15,577 --> 00:31:16,845
Me waiting for me kilo, mate,
517
00:31:16,877 --> 00:31:19,780
is, um, everything
irie with it, boss?
518
00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:23,817
Have you got any
spare change, mate?
519
00:31:26,988 --> 00:31:31,058
Oh, for fuck's sakes!
520
00:32:17,971 --> 00:32:19,674
Put your phone down.
521
00:32:26,181 --> 00:32:27,981
Bunch of lazy bitches.
522
00:32:36,357 --> 00:32:39,528
Friday night at
Bezonians was ladies' night,
523
00:32:39,561 --> 00:32:40,829
a tradition I followed on
524
00:32:40,862 --> 00:32:43,263
from when my father
had the place.
525
00:32:43,298 --> 00:32:46,101
Girls came from the local
sauna on Green Lanes.
526
00:32:46,134 --> 00:32:48,036
Mainly Eastern European,
527
00:32:48,068 --> 00:32:52,607
and for 50 quid, they could
make all your dreams come true.
528
00:32:54,844 --> 00:32:56,612
This attractive
lady in the corner
529
00:32:56,644 --> 00:32:58,847
is not a cheaper alternative.
530
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,517
This is Eris Buster,
531
00:33:01,549 --> 00:33:06,489
the local madame and not
a lady to be trifled with.
532
00:33:06,521 --> 00:33:08,222
She pretty much kept
herself to herself,
533
00:33:08,256 --> 00:33:09,567
but was there to
make sure the girls
534
00:33:09,592 --> 00:33:12,126
were being obedient
to the customers,
535
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,895
rather than for their
protection from us scallywags.
536
00:33:14,929 --> 00:33:16,731
No, I don't want to.
537
00:33:16,766 --> 00:33:18,133
Oh, come on, girl.
538
00:33:18,165 --> 00:33:20,969
I don't like the
black men, too big.
539
00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:21,903
It's a myth.
540
00:33:21,935 --> 00:33:24,204
Look, I've only got six inches.
541
00:33:30,679 --> 00:33:31,823
Ruby, do as you're
told, my love.
542
00:33:31,846 --> 00:33:34,182
It's okay, Eris, relax babe.
543
00:33:34,214 --> 00:33:37,085
Look, I'm not interested,
I'm a married man.
544
00:33:37,117 --> 00:33:40,355
Keep your nose out of her
business, all right nigga?
545
00:33:40,387 --> 00:33:41,891
What you say?
546
00:33:41,923 --> 00:33:43,425
You just call me nigga?
547
00:33:43,459 --> 00:33:45,926
Yeah, I called you nigga, nigga!
548
00:33:47,797 --> 00:33:49,597
Nigga, nigga,
nigga, nigga, nigga!
549
00:33:49,632 --> 00:33:52,535
What you gonna do
about it, nigga?
550
00:33:52,567 --> 00:33:54,869
The Bezonians was
more than a social club.
551
00:33:54,903 --> 00:33:58,105
Its members had known each
other since we were kids.
552
00:33:58,138 --> 00:33:59,541
And an attack
553
00:33:59,575 --> 00:34:01,241
on one of our members
554
00:34:01,276 --> 00:34:02,845
is an attack on all of us.
555
00:34:04,579 --> 00:34:06,414
Cunt!
556
00:34:06,449 --> 00:34:08,125
Mavron Mike was no
different to the rest of us
557
00:34:08,148 --> 00:34:10,853
just because he's black.
558
00:34:10,885 --> 00:34:16,291
This would be the last ladies'
night at The Bezonians.
559
00:34:28,670 --> 00:34:32,239
Eris came for revenge
with her five brothers.
560
00:34:32,273 --> 00:34:33,307
It was 'im.
561
00:34:36,445 --> 00:34:38,547
Stevie "Knuckle Duster" Buster,
562
00:34:40,815 --> 00:34:42,451
Will "The Warlord" Buster,
563
00:34:43,853 --> 00:34:45,721
Brian "The Bully" Buster,
564
00:34:45,753 --> 00:34:48,657
and middle child Jamal Buster.
565
00:34:48,690 --> 00:34:50,391
He supposedly inherited
the color and hair
566
00:34:50,425 --> 00:34:52,894
from his Spanish
great-grandfather,
567
00:34:52,927 --> 00:34:55,195
and not the next door
neighbor, Jamaican Jermaine.
568
00:35:04,507 --> 00:35:06,876
For every action,
there's a reaction,
569
00:35:07,976 --> 00:35:10,244
but a wise man of action
570
00:35:10,277 --> 00:35:13,414
is always preparing
for a reaction.
571
00:35:21,824 --> 00:35:22,791
Get 'im!
572
00:35:22,824 --> 00:35:24,960
Go on, Stevie, get 'im!
573
00:35:44,311 --> 00:35:45,346
Stevie.
574
00:35:48,884 --> 00:35:52,454
Surrounded by bats, bodies,
575
00:35:52,487 --> 00:35:55,456
Buster brothers, and the entire
patronage of The Bezonians,
576
00:35:55,490 --> 00:35:59,393
Achilles still found a
way of taking center stage
577
00:35:59,427 --> 00:36:02,396
by proclaiming his
dominance and superiority
578
00:36:02,431 --> 00:36:06,534
over his peers in his latest
battle fought and won.
579
00:36:08,235 --> 00:36:11,239
Unfortunately for Achilles,
his latest call to adventure
580
00:36:11,271 --> 00:36:12,306
wouldn't be as easy.
581
00:36:12,340 --> 00:36:14,208
Pathetic excuse of a man.
582
00:36:14,242 --> 00:36:16,010
Aren't why? Say you are?
583
00:36:16,045 --> 00:36:17,144
Aren't you?
584
00:36:17,177 --> 00:36:19,481
Yes you are, let
me hear you say it.
585
00:36:20,615 --> 00:36:22,382
Mm, pathetic, aren't you?
586
00:36:29,090 --> 00:36:30,025
Right, you're gonna wait here,
587
00:36:30,059 --> 00:36:32,027
you pathetic excuse of a man.
588
00:36:32,061 --> 00:36:33,494
Mommy Lola needs to take this.
589
00:36:34,530 --> 00:36:35,898
Might be important.
590
00:36:37,865 --> 00:36:40,101
This better be good, it's
not really a good time.
591
00:36:43,038 --> 00:36:43,905
Who the fuck is Achilles?
592
00:36:43,938 --> 00:36:45,074
I don't know no Achilles.
593
00:36:46,641 --> 00:36:48,010
Look, I really like what I saw,
594
00:36:48,043 --> 00:36:51,112
and I wanna take you out.
595
00:36:51,144 --> 00:36:55,684
Somewhere fancy, you
know what I mean?
596
00:36:55,717 --> 00:36:58,286
So you wanna take me out, do ya?
597
00:37:00,588 --> 00:37:03,025
Yeah, go on, I'll
let you take me out.
598
00:37:03,057 --> 00:37:05,126
I warn ya, I'm a big eater.
599
00:37:10,632 --> 00:37:11,532
Where were we?
600
00:37:11,567 --> 00:37:12,967
Aren't you pathetic?
601
00:37:13,001 --> 00:37:14,135
Aren't you pathetic?
602
00:37:14,168 --> 00:37:15,311
- Do you love it, though?
- I love it.
603
00:37:15,335 --> 00:37:16,204
- I love it!
- You love being smacked,
604
00:37:16,237 --> 00:37:17,773
- don't you?
- I love it.
605
00:37:17,806 --> 00:37:18,440
Because you're a little
imbecile, aren't you?
606
00:37:18,474 --> 00:37:19,440
- Yeah.
- Yes,
607
00:37:19,474 --> 00:37:21,543
little imbecile.
608
00:37:21,577 --> 00:37:24,277
You little freaky
imbecile, aren't you?
609
00:37:24,311 --> 00:37:25,581
- Woof.
- Louder.
610
00:37:25,614 --> 00:37:26,715
- Bark for me, boy.
- Woof.
611
00:37:26,748 --> 00:37:27,615
- Bark.
- Woof.
612
00:37:27,650 --> 00:37:28,884
Louder.
613
00:37:28,916 --> 00:37:29,418
- Woof!
- I can't fucking hear you!
614
00:37:29,451 --> 00:37:30,217
Woof.
615
00:37:30,251 --> 00:37:31,251
I've gotta go walkies.
616
00:37:32,152 --> 00:37:33,054
You wanna go walkies?
617
00:37:33,088 --> 00:37:33,989
Uh huh.
618
00:37:34,023 --> 00:37:34,989
- Uh huh.
- Yeah?
619
00:37:35,023 --> 00:37:37,324
Our little boy wanna go walkies?
620
00:38:02,518 --> 00:38:05,019
I told you I was a big eater.
621
00:38:05,054 --> 00:38:07,155
I don't give a fuck, mate.
622
00:38:18,534 --> 00:38:19,568
Mm.
623
00:38:23,572 --> 00:38:27,576
Has anyone ever told
you how beautiful you are?
624
00:38:28,476 --> 00:38:30,144
Yeah.
625
00:38:30,179 --> 00:38:31,211
All the time.
626
00:38:33,815 --> 00:38:37,251
It's kinda like my
thing, that, you know?
627
00:38:51,166 --> 00:38:53,202
What the fuck did he just say?
628
00:38:56,204 --> 00:38:57,206
What you say, pal?
629
00:38:57,237 --> 00:38:59,907
Sorry, sorry, it's a joke!
630
00:39:33,041 --> 00:39:35,409
Achilles was
certainly an alpha male,
631
00:39:35,443 --> 00:39:38,378
and like all true alpha males,
they seek a fellow alpha
632
00:39:38,413 --> 00:39:41,550
to create what is
known as an alpha pair.
633
00:39:41,583 --> 00:39:44,887
The alpha pair form a formidable
partnership in the wild
634
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,556
and dominate their species.
635
00:39:48,590 --> 00:39:52,795
Lola was an Alpha female in
the truest sense of the word,
636
00:39:52,827 --> 00:39:55,197
it had the makings
of the perfect match.
637
00:39:56,329 --> 00:40:00,135
The trouble was Achilles
had never encountered
638
00:40:00,168 --> 00:40:01,202
an alpha female before.
639
00:40:02,436 --> 00:40:03,472
This is me.
640
00:40:09,644 --> 00:40:11,646
It was sweet of you to
walk me home, honestly,
641
00:40:11,679 --> 00:40:14,449
you didn't have to though, yeah?
642
00:40:14,483 --> 00:40:16,126
I ain't really one of
them shrinking violets,
643
00:40:16,150 --> 00:40:17,351
you know what I mean?
644
00:40:21,289 --> 00:40:23,659
Quite quiet, aren't ya?
645
00:40:23,692 --> 00:40:25,760
You've not really said
anything to me all evening.
646
00:40:25,793 --> 00:40:29,931
I mean, you're the one that
asked me on a date, remember?
647
00:40:29,965 --> 00:40:31,909
I only really agreed 'cause
I didn't wanna upset Plato.
648
00:40:31,934 --> 00:40:34,969
He is a fucking good
bloke, you know?
649
00:40:35,003 --> 00:40:36,204
Can I see you again please?
650
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,242
You're not really my type.
651
00:40:43,144 --> 00:40:46,347
Well, what's your type?
652
00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:48,349
Well, I like,
653
00:40:48,382 --> 00:40:51,519
I like an outgoing
type, an extrovert.
654
00:40:54,289 --> 00:40:56,657
You mean a fucking poof.
655
00:40:56,692 --> 00:41:00,195
Er, no, I don't mean
I want a homosexual man
656
00:41:00,228 --> 00:41:03,030
to be the potential
father of my unborn child,
657
00:41:03,065 --> 00:41:04,099
thank you very much.
658
00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:06,534
Feminine man, then.
659
00:41:07,702 --> 00:41:08,971
No.
660
00:41:09,003 --> 00:41:10,873
No, not that either.
661
00:41:10,905 --> 00:41:14,275
I want a man's man.
662
00:41:16,577 --> 00:41:19,514
I'm a fucking man's
man, I'm an alpha male.
663
00:41:19,547 --> 00:41:22,483
Oh honey, you dress
far too well to be a man's man.
664
00:41:22,516 --> 00:41:26,121
I'm talking rough,
rugged, tattoos, stubble.
665
00:41:26,153 --> 00:41:28,956
You know, caveman, like, urgh,
666
00:41:28,990 --> 00:41:31,068
you know, like club you over
the head and fuck you type.
667
00:41:31,092 --> 00:41:33,795
You know, I want a real man.
668
00:41:37,365 --> 00:41:38,398
I can change.
669
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,434
No, no, no, no, no.
670
00:41:42,838 --> 00:41:44,581
You shouldn't have to
change, not for anyone,
671
00:41:44,606 --> 00:41:46,208
especially not a bird, eh?
672
00:41:49,677 --> 00:41:53,181
Look, you are gonna meet
a really nice Greek girl
673
00:41:53,215 --> 00:41:54,525
who's gonna think
you're wonderful,
674
00:41:54,548 --> 00:41:57,085
and she's gonna worship
the ground you walk on.
675
00:41:57,119 --> 00:42:00,521
She's gonna pump out three
or four little kiddies for ya
676
00:42:00,554 --> 00:42:02,490
and you're gonna name
them after your parents,
677
00:42:02,523 --> 00:42:03,824
like you Greeks love to do,
678
00:42:03,858 --> 00:42:05,827
and you two are gonna
live happily ever after
679
00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:07,228
in Palmers Green, hmm?
680
00:42:08,530 --> 00:42:11,800
You'll forget I ever
existed, I promise you.
681
00:42:12,967 --> 00:42:14,001
I won't.
682
00:42:15,804 --> 00:42:18,407
Look, thanks again
for dinner, yeah?
683
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,474
See you round, slick.
684
00:42:56,610 --> 00:42:58,579
Any sign of a little bit of sun,
685
00:42:58,612 --> 00:43:00,248
and the charcoal will be lit
686
00:43:00,282 --> 00:43:02,317
and our radios tuned to LGR
687
00:43:02,351 --> 00:43:03,652
as we all annoy our neighbors
688
00:43:03,684 --> 00:43:07,054
with the sweet smell
of succulent pork,
689
00:43:07,088 --> 00:43:10,992
lamb, and chicken souvlaki
that would melt off the bone
690
00:43:11,025 --> 00:43:12,693
and into our
overstretched stomachs.
691
00:43:59,541 --> 00:44:00,775
Can I join you, Achilles?
692
00:44:06,380 --> 00:44:09,550
You haven't been
seeming yourself lately.
693
00:44:13,688 --> 00:44:15,824
You've obviously got
a lot on your mind,
694
00:44:15,856 --> 00:44:17,893
I'll leave you to it.
695
00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:28,235
Who's up for a big
poker night next Saturday?
696
00:44:28,269 --> 00:44:30,739
250 entry, winner takes
all, Texas hold 'em.
697
00:44:30,771 --> 00:44:33,208
Mike, are you in?
698
00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:34,318
Well, I ain't
doing nothing else.
699
00:44:34,342 --> 00:44:35,976
Sure I'm in.
700
00:44:36,010 --> 00:44:39,449
Leftie, bit poker night
next Saturday, you in?
701
00:44:40,550 --> 00:44:41,750
- Leftie?
- Huh?
702
00:44:41,782 --> 00:44:43,351
Big poker night
next Saturday, you in?
703
00:44:43,385 --> 00:44:45,987
Yeah, I'm in, yeah.
704
00:44:46,021 --> 00:44:47,422
Achilles, you in?
705
00:44:48,657 --> 00:44:49,791
Achilles, poker.
706
00:44:51,126 --> 00:44:53,228
I'll even invite
Lola if you want.
707
00:44:55,931 --> 00:44:57,264
What, you think she'll come?
708
00:44:57,298 --> 00:44:59,034
Yeah, course she'll come.
709
00:44:59,067 --> 00:45:01,369
Lola, she likes a game of poker.
710
00:45:01,403 --> 00:45:05,172
Taz, poker on Saturday,
Texas hold 'em, you in?
711
00:45:05,206 --> 00:45:06,740
Yeah, why not?
712
00:45:08,110 --> 00:45:10,413
Oh fi, I would like to
play as well, of course.
713
00:45:11,581 --> 00:45:13,347
Oh, for fuck's sake.
714
00:45:14,815 --> 00:45:16,452
I'm not playing if he's playing,
715
00:45:16,485 --> 00:45:17,786
he fucking ruins it, man.
716
00:45:19,820 --> 00:45:21,989
I'll tell you what, Anthony.
717
00:45:22,023 --> 00:45:25,059
Just for you, I'm gonna
change up 50 ones for you
718
00:45:25,092 --> 00:45:26,360
so you can play all night
719
00:45:26,393 --> 00:45:28,063
on that arcade game
you love so much.
720
00:45:28,096 --> 00:45:29,373
But the, well, 50 ones
is obviously so much,
721
00:45:29,396 --> 00:45:31,298
there's no need
for that, though.
722
00:45:31,333 --> 00:45:35,269
That is, that's,
that's obviously very kind of you, Plato.
723
00:45:35,302 --> 00:45:37,105
Obviously are you sure?
724
00:45:37,139 --> 00:45:38,172
Never more so.
725
00:45:51,353 --> 00:45:53,556
Everything all right, Achilles?
726
00:45:53,588 --> 00:45:54,956
You don't seem yourself, mate.
727
00:46:01,829 --> 00:46:05,400
Some say it's better
to have loved and lost
728
00:46:05,434 --> 00:46:06,835
than to have never loved at all.
729
00:46:09,103 --> 00:46:10,338
Whoever said that didn't know
730
00:46:10,371 --> 00:46:12,608
what the fuck they
were talking about.
731
00:46:12,641 --> 00:46:15,411
Obviously, there are some people
732
00:46:15,443 --> 00:46:17,746
that they say that.
733
00:46:17,778 --> 00:46:19,447
It's better to
have loved and lost
734
00:46:19,481 --> 00:46:23,018
than obviously to never
have loved at all.
735
00:46:23,050 --> 00:46:23,952
Obviously,
736
00:46:23,985 --> 00:46:26,188
people say that, clearly.
737
00:46:26,221 --> 00:46:29,391
They obviously just don't know
what they're talking about.
738
00:46:44,407 --> 00:46:45,541
Saturday night came,
739
00:46:45,574 --> 00:46:46,875
and it was a good turnout,
740
00:46:46,907 --> 00:46:48,842
considering the
media scaremongering
741
00:46:48,876 --> 00:46:52,179
in regards to the
coronavirus bullshit.
742
00:46:52,213 --> 00:46:53,525
I love a good poker
night as the rate
743
00:46:53,548 --> 00:46:55,617
was five percent
on all hands dealt,
744
00:46:55,650 --> 00:46:57,385
so it was win win for me.
745
00:46:57,420 --> 00:47:00,355
And on a good night,
746
00:47:00,387 --> 00:47:02,592
I could make over five grand
with the right clientele.
747
00:47:07,862 --> 00:47:11,065
Right then, it's time to
show you Greeks how it's done.
748
00:47:12,867 --> 00:47:14,670
No offense, Mike, yeah?
749
00:47:14,704 --> 00:47:15,836
I'll have you all tonight.
750
00:47:15,869 --> 00:47:17,271
No offense taken.
751
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,409
I'm going home.
752
00:47:20,443 --> 00:47:22,043
Where you going?
753
00:47:22,077 --> 00:47:25,681
Give us a chance to
win back our money.
754
00:47:25,715 --> 00:47:26,748
Hi, Achilles.
755
00:47:27,748 --> 00:47:29,652
Thanks again for
a lovely dinner.
756
00:47:31,219 --> 00:47:32,253
Oh.
757
00:47:34,789 --> 00:47:37,659
Oh bless him, he's
sensitive, ain't he?
758
00:47:37,693 --> 00:47:39,327
Take a seat, Lola,
759
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,063
and tell us what the fuck
you did to our Achilles.
760
00:47:42,097 --> 00:47:45,099
Yeah, seriously though,
you might have broke him.
761
00:47:45,132 --> 00:47:49,036
I mean, some men are
just soft, ain't they?
762
00:47:49,070 --> 00:47:51,773
Yeah, I've never heard anyone
call Achilles soft before.
763
00:47:51,806 --> 00:47:52,840
Have you, Leftie?
764
00:47:53,742 --> 00:47:55,076
Always hard but never soft.
765
00:47:55,110 --> 00:47:56,679
Hey, that's what he said.
766
00:47:58,713 --> 00:48:01,449
Right then, let's play
some fucking poker.
767
00:48:02,652 --> 00:48:04,753
Small blind, 25.
768
00:48:05,887 --> 00:48:07,422
Big blind, 50.
769
00:48:08,724 --> 00:48:12,393
No limits Texas hold 'em.
770
00:48:12,427 --> 00:48:14,094
Ain't you playing, Plato?
771
00:48:14,128 --> 00:48:16,431
I'd love to,
darling, but I'm the house.
772
00:48:16,465 --> 00:48:17,500
Best I stay neutral.
773
00:48:20,101 --> 00:48:22,936
I should have read the
early warning signs.
774
00:48:22,971 --> 00:48:25,806
At first, it just seemed
like a ditzy blonde
775
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,942
getting a little lucky.
776
00:48:27,976 --> 00:48:30,713
I was sure her luck
would soon run out.
777
00:48:30,746 --> 00:48:32,880
But what we were dealing with
778
00:48:32,914 --> 00:48:35,949
was a cold-hearted
hungry lioness,
779
00:48:35,983 --> 00:48:38,454
surrounded by
injured wildebeests.
780
00:49:07,047 --> 00:49:08,617
No, no, no, no.
781
00:49:08,650 --> 00:49:11,786
Fucking hell, shirt off my back.
782
00:49:11,820 --> 00:49:12,853
Fucking hell.
783
00:49:14,389 --> 00:49:18,025
Fucking bollocks, man, I
never learn my fucking lesson.
784
00:49:31,905 --> 00:49:34,876
Little did any
of us poor bastards know
785
00:49:34,909 --> 00:49:37,144
but Lola had been playing poker
786
00:49:37,177 --> 00:49:39,481
for as long as she could walk.
787
00:49:39,514 --> 00:49:42,684
Her grandfather was
the great Phil Burgman,
788
00:49:42,717 --> 00:49:45,119
winner of the third
World Series of Poker
789
00:49:45,152 --> 00:49:48,791
in Las Vegas, Nevada
and every Sunday,
790
00:49:48,824 --> 00:49:51,559
he would teach Lola the
intricacies of the game,
791
00:49:51,594 --> 00:49:55,063
everything from when
to bluff, when to fold,
792
00:49:56,197 --> 00:49:57,867
and when to go all in.
793
00:49:59,166 --> 00:50:00,201
All in.
794
00:50:19,521 --> 00:50:20,556
Oh dear.
795
00:50:31,634 --> 00:50:34,068
You know what?
796
00:50:34,101 --> 00:50:36,237
You're not just a
beautiful woman.
797
00:50:36,271 --> 00:50:37,907
You're a very
lucky, lucky woman.
798
00:50:47,882 --> 00:50:49,851
Well.
799
00:50:49,885 --> 00:50:51,018
I guess that's it, then.
800
00:50:54,956 --> 00:50:57,893
Unless you've finally grown
a pair of balls, Plato.
801
00:50:57,927 --> 00:50:59,360
You don't wanna
play me, darling.
802
00:50:59,393 --> 00:51:02,731
Trust me, I'm not like the
rest of these mugs here.
803
00:51:02,764 --> 00:51:04,432
I know what I'm doing.
804
00:51:04,467 --> 00:51:05,610
Why don't you put your
money where your mouth is,
805
00:51:05,634 --> 00:51:07,902
big shot, hmm?
806
00:51:07,936 --> 00:51:09,438
We can all talk a good game.
807
00:51:13,007 --> 00:51:16,277
Well, exactly how much
did you want to play for?
808
00:51:21,014 --> 00:51:22,050
How much you got?
809
00:51:51,981 --> 00:51:53,014
Raise.
810
00:51:54,114 --> 00:51:55,148
500.
811
00:51:59,688 --> 00:52:00,722
I call.
812
00:52:30,385 --> 00:52:32,987
I really didn't wanna
have to do this to ya,
813
00:52:33,021 --> 00:52:35,690
but someone's gonna have
to teach you a lesson.
814
00:52:35,724 --> 00:52:38,793
Raise you, 5,000.
815
00:52:48,436 --> 00:52:49,471
I call.
816
00:53:10,626 --> 00:53:11,659
All in.
817
00:53:13,862 --> 00:53:15,764
The straight's no
good to you now, lady.
818
00:53:17,065 --> 00:53:18,231
Are you sure about that?
819
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,972
As positive as Freddie Mercury.
820
00:53:35,248 --> 00:53:38,621
That's 50 grand.
821
00:53:38,653 --> 00:53:42,523
You can't do that, buy
in in the middle of a hand.
822
00:53:42,557 --> 00:53:44,092
It's the rules.
823
00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:46,795
Well, this is house
rules, and it's your house.
824
00:53:48,664 --> 00:53:50,197
Unless you're not so confident,
825
00:53:50,231 --> 00:53:53,534
I mean, suddenly you
don't seem so cocksure.
826
00:53:53,568 --> 00:53:55,771
Oh, I'm sure about
my cock, sweetheart.
827
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:00,943
You can be sure of that.
828
00:54:00,976 --> 00:54:02,777
How much did you say that was?
829
00:54:04,311 --> 00:54:06,782
I bet you all of
that, all of it.
830
00:54:09,150 --> 00:54:11,452
Well, you've only got about
10 there, where's the rest?
831
00:54:11,487 --> 00:54:13,889
It's 50 grand, I told you.
832
00:54:15,858 --> 00:54:18,661
I'm good for it, darling,
don't you worry about that.
833
00:54:18,693 --> 00:54:20,260
You just worry
about whether or not
834
00:54:20,293 --> 00:54:22,965
you can afford to lose
all that money to me.
835
00:54:22,998 --> 00:54:24,637
I don't want some poor
kiddie going hungry
836
00:54:24,666 --> 00:54:28,070
'cause mommy blew all
the shopping money.
837
00:54:29,369 --> 00:54:30,405
Mm.
838
00:54:31,706 --> 00:54:33,007
So just to be clear,
839
00:54:33,041 --> 00:54:35,175
you are technically
raising me 50 grand.
840
00:54:37,846 --> 00:54:41,050
I'll raise you anything
you want, you silly cow.
841
00:54:52,293 --> 00:54:53,327
I call.
842
00:55:05,541 --> 00:55:07,675
That don't count.
843
00:55:07,710 --> 00:55:08,887
You've only won the money
sitting on the table,
844
00:55:08,911 --> 00:55:09,945
nothing more.
845
00:55:11,211 --> 00:55:13,213
You can't do that,
you owe me 50 grand.
846
00:55:17,485 --> 00:55:20,288
You seriously think I'm
gonna give you 50 grand?
847
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:22,356
You're delusional, darling.
848
00:55:22,389 --> 00:55:23,992
Don't fuck with me, yeah, Plato.
849
00:55:24,025 --> 00:55:26,461
Do not fuck with me, hmm?
850
00:55:26,494 --> 00:55:30,465
I'm sending someone over to
collect my money a week today,
851
00:55:30,498 --> 00:55:31,800
you'd better have it, yeah,
852
00:55:31,833 --> 00:55:33,300
or it ain't gonna
end well for you.
853
00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:35,235
Are you fucking
threatening me, you bitch?
854
00:55:37,438 --> 00:55:39,108
No one threatens
me, do you hear me?
855
00:55:42,110 --> 00:55:45,079
You can't change the rules in
the middle of a fucking hand.
856
00:55:45,114 --> 00:55:48,916
This ain't the Wild West,
this is North fucking London.
857
00:55:48,951 --> 00:55:50,518
And you done well
enough tonight, Lola.
858
00:55:50,552 --> 00:55:51,954
You've made a small fortune.
859
00:55:52,954 --> 00:55:54,757
So we're even Lola, yeah?
860
00:55:54,789 --> 00:55:55,824
We're square.
861
00:55:57,793 --> 00:55:58,827
One week.
862
00:56:08,436 --> 00:56:10,672
You can't change the rules
in the middle of a game.
863
00:56:10,706 --> 00:56:12,206
She can't do that,
I can't do it,
864
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:14,009
nobody can fucking do it.
865
00:56:16,878 --> 00:56:20,313
This is real life, not a
fucking Hollywood movie.
866
00:56:23,251 --> 00:56:24,853
I don't know, Mr. Plato.
867
00:56:27,288 --> 00:56:29,322
Seems like a lot of money to me.
868
00:56:48,277 --> 00:56:49,610
The following morning,
869
00:56:49,644 --> 00:56:52,146
there was a
tenseness in the air.
870
00:56:52,181 --> 00:56:54,882
A smell in the room that
there would be repercussions
871
00:56:54,916 --> 00:56:56,985
for the beating I took,
872
00:56:57,018 --> 00:56:58,286
both to my pride,
873
00:56:59,487 --> 00:57:01,956
and my bank balance.
874
00:57:01,989 --> 00:57:06,195
The dirty, filthy,
rotten slag is pregnant.
875
00:57:08,463 --> 00:57:10,565
L500 it's gonna cost
me to get rid of it.
876
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,333
Huh?
877
00:57:13,367 --> 00:57:14,402
Fucking abortion.
878
00:57:17,672 --> 00:57:18,983
Good fucking thump
in the stomach,
879
00:57:19,007 --> 00:57:21,943
that's what she wants,
the dirty fucking cunt.
880
00:57:21,976 --> 00:57:23,010
Which one?
881
00:57:24,545 --> 00:57:25,847
What's the difference?
882
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,317
So, so, so obviously,
obviously, just because,
883
00:57:28,349 --> 00:57:30,751
you know, I just don't wanna,
884
00:57:30,786 --> 00:57:34,989
what's, what's actually is
a, is a abortion, Plato?
885
00:57:35,958 --> 00:57:37,226
It's a terrible thing.
886
00:57:37,259 --> 00:57:41,597
Look, can we just change
the subject please?
887
00:57:41,630 --> 00:57:43,798
Plato, that's not
like you to clam up.
888
00:57:43,831 --> 00:57:45,434
Talk to us, man.
889
00:57:45,467 --> 00:57:47,469
- Yeah.
- That's what we're here for.
890
00:57:47,501 --> 00:57:49,271
We're hardly gonna judge ya.
891
00:57:49,304 --> 00:57:52,240
I mean, look at the
fucking state of us.
892
00:58:05,385 --> 00:58:06,420
Well.
893
00:58:07,755 --> 00:58:09,557
It was a long time ago.
894
00:58:11,592 --> 00:58:15,230
Seems like forever now,
couldn't be more than 20.
895
00:58:18,367 --> 00:58:19,400
Clementia.
896
00:58:22,070 --> 00:58:23,438
She was beauty personified.
897
00:58:24,907 --> 00:58:28,076
Huge brown eyes, luscious lips,
898
00:58:30,878 --> 00:58:31,914
buttered toast hair.
899
00:58:35,416 --> 00:58:36,385
What about her tits?
900
00:58:36,418 --> 00:58:37,719
Did she have nice tits?
901
00:58:42,590 --> 00:58:44,492
I was smitten with
her at first sight.
902
00:58:46,427 --> 00:58:47,461
She, um,
903
00:58:49,797 --> 00:58:51,032
she already had a boyfriend,
904
00:58:51,065 --> 00:58:54,402
but it didn't matter
to either of us.
905
00:58:55,771 --> 00:59:00,409
We fell madly, deeply,
and passionately in love.
906
00:59:05,213 --> 00:59:08,717
The incident, um,
probably happened
907
00:59:08,750 --> 00:59:10,420
when we first fucked each other.
908
00:59:11,719 --> 00:59:15,023
The wild and war
continued for months, but,
909
00:59:19,894 --> 00:59:21,929
we couldn't be separated.
910
00:59:27,469 --> 00:59:30,539
When she first told
me she was pregnant,
911
00:59:32,507 --> 00:59:35,445
my initial thought was joy.
912
00:59:37,913 --> 00:59:41,048
I was so in love with
her, she was so beautiful.
913
00:59:43,251 --> 00:59:44,619
But then I thought,
914
00:59:48,190 --> 00:59:49,224
what if it's not mine?
915
00:59:50,925 --> 00:59:52,728
I mean, she had a
boyfriend when we met,
916
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:55,396
and she cheated on him with me,
917
00:59:55,431 --> 00:59:58,567
I mean, what, what if she
cheated on me with someone else?
918
01:00:00,501 --> 01:00:04,739
So I had a few drinks,
919
01:00:06,476 --> 01:00:07,509
I asked her straight.
920
01:00:08,976 --> 01:00:10,679
I said, "Do you
think it's mine?"
921
01:00:14,382 --> 01:00:17,184
The minute I asked her
that stupid question,
922
01:00:19,554 --> 01:00:23,492
was like our flame was put
out in the fighting times.
923
01:00:28,896 --> 01:00:32,534
She, um, never loved
me the same way again.
924
01:00:36,237 --> 01:00:37,271
The, um,
925
01:00:40,574 --> 01:00:41,842
the abortion, um,
926
01:00:43,545 --> 01:00:45,280
was a mutual decision,
927
01:00:46,815 --> 01:00:48,717
but if I asked, if only,
928
01:00:55,556 --> 01:00:57,427
she would have
kept it, I'm sure.
929
01:01:01,496 --> 01:01:03,030
But I couldn't
pluck up the courage
930
01:01:03,065 --> 01:01:07,135
or the emotional stability
to go to the clinic with her.
931
01:01:09,103 --> 01:01:11,606
So I just stayed alone drinking.
932
01:01:13,708 --> 01:01:16,978
Praying to God for
some help and guidance.
933
01:01:18,547 --> 01:01:20,916
So she went through with it?
934
01:01:26,054 --> 01:01:29,257
It was the biggest
regret of my life.
935
01:01:30,891 --> 01:01:33,961
A sin that will stain
my soul forever.
936
01:01:36,797 --> 01:01:39,469
One which I will carry
with me from my grave.
937
01:01:41,202 --> 01:01:42,237
I'm sorry.
938
01:01:45,139 --> 01:01:46,608
Try not to regret, Plato.
939
01:01:49,043 --> 01:01:52,313
There's nothing you can
do about the past, yeah?
940
01:01:53,315 --> 01:01:54,682
It's a wasted emotion.
941
01:02:01,123 --> 01:02:05,793
You lot are a bunch
of fucking girls.
942
01:02:05,827 --> 01:02:10,297
I've had about seven, and I
couldn't give a flying fuck.
943
01:02:10,331 --> 01:02:14,101
This kind of geezer, man.
944
01:02:14,135 --> 01:02:15,170
Fuck me.
945
01:02:39,661 --> 01:02:42,731
Taz, what's happening, man?
946
01:02:42,764 --> 01:02:45,166
What's happening Linda?
947
01:02:45,199 --> 01:02:46,768
Come to get that
money that you owe me.
948
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,538
Fucking hell, Taz
man, I'm brassic.
949
01:02:50,172 --> 01:02:51,005
How much is it?
950
01:02:51,039 --> 01:02:52,072
50 quid.
951
01:02:53,275 --> 01:02:54,585
And I've waited 10 weeks
for me money, Linda.
952
01:02:54,610 --> 01:02:56,177
I can't wait any longer.
953
01:02:56,210 --> 01:02:58,346
I've got L4 in my
purse, you can have that.
954
01:02:59,847 --> 01:03:03,485
Linda, don't talk to
me about L4, all right?
955
01:03:03,518 --> 01:03:05,588
I need me fucking money.
956
01:03:16,797 --> 01:03:18,233
Look, Taz, man,
957
01:03:20,670 --> 01:03:21,835
I've known you for ages.
958
01:03:24,873 --> 01:03:28,577
I'm sure we can
work something out.
959
01:03:32,047 --> 01:03:33,081
Yeah?
960
01:03:35,182 --> 01:03:37,018
What kinda something?
961
01:03:42,557 --> 01:03:43,592
Fuck.
962
01:03:53,101 --> 01:03:54,637
Fuck yeah.
963
01:04:02,010 --> 01:04:04,746
Hello mate, you seen
Mavron Mike about?
964
01:04:05,746 --> 01:04:07,248
Mavron Mike, no one's seen him?
965
01:04:07,282 --> 01:04:08,315
- Who?
- Mavron Mike.
966
01:04:09,351 --> 01:04:10,351
He's not inside?
967
01:04:10,385 --> 01:04:11,519
No one's seen him?
968
01:04:11,554 --> 01:04:12,753
Dunno who you mean, mate.
969
01:04:12,786 --> 01:04:14,657
What about you,
you seen Mavron Mike?
970
01:04:14,690 --> 01:04:16,791
Mavron Mike, you seen him?
971
01:04:16,824 --> 01:04:18,326
Mavron Mike, you
seen Mavron Mike?
972
01:04:37,811 --> 01:04:38,780
Mavron Mike in there?
973
01:04:38,813 --> 01:04:39,748
No.
974
01:04:39,780 --> 01:04:41,048
No? You seen him?
975
01:04:41,081 --> 01:04:43,083
No, Mavron Mike's
immigrated to Jamaica.
976
01:04:48,922 --> 01:04:52,027
Achilles, you seen
Mavron Mike about?
977
01:04:54,896 --> 01:04:58,567
Why's everyone fucking
being like that?
978
01:05:06,106 --> 01:05:07,309
Hey mate, you coming in?
979
01:05:07,342 --> 01:05:09,811
Yes please, mate,
yeah, thank you.
980
01:05:12,847 --> 01:05:17,251
All right fellas,
looking for Plato.
981
01:05:17,284 --> 01:05:20,789
Sorry mate, we're members
only I'm afraid, so.
982
01:05:20,822 --> 01:05:22,923
Oh, so how do I
apply for a membership?
983
01:05:22,956 --> 01:05:26,226
No, we're not currently
taking on any new members.
984
01:05:26,260 --> 01:05:27,630
What's that, Greeks only?
985
01:05:29,664 --> 01:05:30,898
Does he look Greek to you?
986
01:05:33,867 --> 01:05:35,471
Not particularly,
but you know what?
987
01:05:35,503 --> 01:05:38,072
Me application can wait.
988
01:05:38,106 --> 01:05:39,742
Apparently you owe my
gorgeous girlfriend
989
01:05:39,775 --> 01:05:41,342
a large sum of money.
990
01:05:41,376 --> 01:05:43,911
I know it's not
due til Saturday.
991
01:05:43,945 --> 01:05:46,914
Just to let you know, I'll be
here to collect it personally.
992
01:05:46,947 --> 01:05:49,851
Listen, it was just
a misunderstanding,
993
01:05:49,884 --> 01:05:52,688
I don't actually owe
Lola any more money.
994
01:05:52,722 --> 01:05:53,755
It was just a joke.
995
01:05:54,489 --> 01:05:55,523
Just a joke?
996
01:05:56,625 --> 01:05:57,925
Not very funny, is it?
997
01:05:57,958 --> 01:06:00,295
Well, you had to be there.
998
01:06:00,327 --> 01:06:01,396
Okay, sure.
999
01:06:02,896 --> 01:06:03,931
I'll see you Saturday.
1000
01:06:15,811 --> 01:06:16,846
It was just a joke.
1001
01:06:26,822 --> 01:06:28,791
Hello, of course, it's Anthony,
1002
01:06:28,824 --> 01:06:32,059
you actually have a very,
very shiny dressing gown on,
1003
01:06:32,092 --> 01:06:35,028
and standing on the
pavement, of course,
1004
01:06:35,063 --> 01:06:36,407
with you, actually
it's very funny,
1005
01:06:36,431 --> 01:06:38,065
because of course
you're actually
1006
01:06:38,099 --> 01:06:41,068
only supposed to wear
dressing gowns at home
1007
01:06:41,101 --> 01:06:42,838
in the living room.
1008
01:06:42,871 --> 01:06:45,239
Um, and of course, you're,
1009
01:06:45,273 --> 01:06:47,777
actually you are very,
excuse me, very beautiful.
1010
01:06:50,545 --> 01:06:52,882
I hope you actually
enjoy your night.
1011
01:06:53,849 --> 01:06:55,382
Thank you, darling, you too.
1012
01:07:02,458 --> 01:07:04,125
Obviously, obviously,
of course, of course
1013
01:07:04,159 --> 01:07:06,327
you're actually holding
hands, actually,
1014
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:08,864
two men obviously holding hands.
1015
01:07:08,898 --> 01:07:12,735
Obviously
1016
01:07:12,768 --> 01:07:14,001
Plato never holds my hand.
1017
01:08:50,398 --> 01:08:51,533
It's nap time.
1018
01:08:53,067 --> 01:08:56,838
So tired, so, so, so
1019
01:08:56,872 --> 01:09:00,274
so stupid, such a
silly man, Plato.
1020
01:09:00,307 --> 01:09:03,811
So, so obviously you
lose all of your money
1021
01:09:03,845 --> 01:09:07,682
to, to, to, to, to, to, to Lola.
1022
01:09:07,716 --> 01:09:08,751
Lola.
1023
01:09:09,585 --> 01:09:10,618
Lola.
1024
01:09:11,554 --> 01:09:13,454
Such a silly man, Plato.
1025
01:09:15,724 --> 01:09:19,260
And Lola, Lola doesn't
like Achilles either.
1026
01:09:20,328 --> 01:09:22,229
But Achilles loves Lola.
1027
01:09:25,734 --> 01:09:29,438
Plato lost all of your
money to a girl, saddo.
1028
01:09:33,207 --> 01:09:37,311
Anthony can see him.
1029
01:09:39,881 --> 01:09:42,382
He wants his, he wants his Lola.
1030
01:09:48,957 --> 01:09:50,826
Please, if you please can,
1031
01:09:50,859 --> 01:09:53,094
can, can, can you
just please give me,
1032
01:09:53,127 --> 01:09:54,762
help me through,
through, through,
1033
01:09:54,796 --> 01:09:56,998
have something to give them,
1034
01:09:57,032 --> 01:09:59,501
some money for my, can you just,
1035
01:09:59,534 --> 01:10:01,837
just look after me please, um,
1036
01:10:01,869 --> 01:10:05,541
because, some, some, sometimes,
1037
01:10:05,573 --> 01:10:08,176
you know, sometimes,
I get a little bit,
1038
01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:10,011
a little bit scared.
1039
01:10:10,045 --> 01:10:12,847
You know, obviously
I would just like you
1040
01:10:12,881 --> 01:10:14,381
to obviously be my friend.
1041
01:10:14,416 --> 01:10:17,418
Some people, they
might not like me.
1042
01:10:17,453 --> 01:10:19,954
But, but, but, but actually,
1043
01:10:19,988 --> 01:10:22,757
you know, Achilles, they just,
1044
01:10:22,791 --> 01:10:25,359
they just don't know me.
1045
01:10:25,393 --> 01:10:27,762
I know, I know, I know
obviously I'm not your friend,
1046
01:10:27,796 --> 01:10:32,399
but Plato, and
obviously Achilles,
1047
01:10:32,434 --> 01:10:34,167
obviously they're very
good friends of mine,
1048
01:10:36,237 --> 01:10:39,140
and I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm
actually quite a nice,
1049
01:10:40,109 --> 01:10:42,243
quite a nice man.
1050
01:10:42,275 --> 01:10:44,145
Can, can, can, can
you please help,
1051
01:10:44,177 --> 01:10:46,381
help me clean up.
1052
01:10:46,414 --> 01:10:50,551
I just really
would love some help please.
1053
01:11:15,208 --> 01:11:17,244
Where's Lola?
1054
01:11:46,708 --> 01:11:49,043
Er, da, da, da, da,
da, da, da, da, da.
1055
01:11:49,078 --> 01:11:50,112
Leave him.
1056
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:54,314
Lola, I want another date.
1057
01:11:54,347 --> 01:11:55,382
Please.
1058
01:11:56,150 --> 01:11:58,619
Can't you catch a hint, mate?
1059
01:11:58,654 --> 01:11:59,688
Hmm?
1060
01:12:03,192 --> 01:12:05,594
You couldn't handle me, baby.
1061
01:12:07,328 --> 01:12:08,362
Please.
1062
01:12:16,537 --> 01:12:17,573
What's your problem?
1063
01:12:20,175 --> 01:12:21,375
What, you think I'm scared?
1064
01:12:24,212 --> 01:12:25,279
Fucking pussies.
1065
01:12:38,092 --> 01:12:39,560
Like all alpha males,
1066
01:12:39,595 --> 01:12:42,765
Achilles didn't
take rejection well.
1067
01:12:42,797 --> 01:12:46,266
But for a hero, the
harder the battle,
1068
01:12:46,300 --> 01:12:47,836
the sweeter the victory.
1069
01:12:52,573 --> 01:12:54,943
For fuck's sake!
1070
01:12:54,976 --> 01:12:56,744
Oh, my fucking couch.
1071
01:13:02,283 --> 01:13:03,918
Andolis Rasoulis
was one of Britain's
1072
01:13:03,952 --> 01:13:06,421
largest drug traffickers
with a life sentence
1073
01:13:06,454 --> 01:13:08,890
of experience moving
heroin from Turkey,
1074
01:13:08,923 --> 01:13:11,324
through to Greece,
and into Europe.
1075
01:13:11,359 --> 01:13:14,796
Rasoulis avoided prosecution
working as a highly respected
1076
01:13:14,829 --> 01:13:17,131
and long-serving
police informant
1077
01:13:17,166 --> 01:13:19,234
whose 30 years of information
1078
01:13:19,268 --> 01:13:22,302
has essentially given him
a license to operate freely
1079
01:13:22,336 --> 01:13:24,907
without fear of conviction.
1080
01:13:24,939 --> 01:13:29,411
If Willard was really
worth worrying about,
1081
01:13:29,444 --> 01:13:32,146
Andonis Rasoulis would
be the man to fill me in.
1082
01:13:33,448 --> 01:13:35,283
Leave us alone a
moment, will you George?
1083
01:13:35,315 --> 01:13:37,920
Sure, Mr. Rasoulis.
1084
01:13:48,328 --> 01:13:51,065
Plato, my dear friend,
what have you done?
1085
01:13:52,935 --> 01:13:56,637
How did you come to be acquainted
with such a vile devil?
1086
01:14:01,275 --> 01:14:05,247
This monster, this beast,
1087
01:14:05,279 --> 01:14:09,318
this fire-breathing
dragon is Willard Greb.
1088
01:14:11,153 --> 01:14:15,289
Now, Mr. Quinn, I
have the unenviable task
1089
01:14:15,323 --> 01:14:16,490
of carrying out a debt,
1090
01:14:18,527 --> 01:14:20,194
for my girlfriend, Lola.
1091
01:14:26,635 --> 01:14:29,438
My advice to you,
Plato, is to run.
1092
01:14:29,470 --> 01:14:32,407
Run far, far away
and never return.
1093
01:14:36,177 --> 01:14:38,846
Please just don't
kill me and my family.
1094
01:14:44,385 --> 01:14:45,420
Put your head up, son.
1095
01:14:47,890 --> 01:14:51,326
I needed help, and
I needed it fast.
1096
01:14:51,359 --> 01:14:53,060
Person I would normally turn to
1097
01:14:53,095 --> 01:14:55,796
when I would need some
backup was Achilles.
1098
01:14:55,831 --> 01:14:58,367
He was as tough as they come
with a proven track record.
1099
01:15:01,235 --> 01:15:03,305
But the saddest thing in life
1100
01:15:03,337 --> 01:15:06,908
is loving someone who
doesn't love you back.
1101
01:15:06,942 --> 01:15:09,845
Lola barely knew
Achilles existed.
1102
01:15:09,877 --> 01:15:14,917
Achilles was reduced to
a sulky, petulant mess.
1103
01:15:14,949 --> 01:15:17,485
He couldn't understand
why Lola didn't want him.
1104
01:15:17,519 --> 01:15:20,389
He was so used to women
throwing themselves at him,
1105
01:15:20,421 --> 01:15:23,024
the rejection was a
dagger into his ego,
1106
01:15:23,057 --> 01:15:24,926
and an arrow into his heel.
1107
01:16:00,061 --> 01:16:03,664
A man must be a man at
all times, Christopher.
1108
01:16:05,300 --> 01:16:06,969
I might not be around forever,
1109
01:16:07,002 --> 01:16:09,270
so there are a certain few
steps we might have to skip,
1110
01:16:09,304 --> 01:16:10,338
just in case.
1111
01:16:11,605 --> 01:16:13,641
I want you to do well at school.
1112
01:16:13,675 --> 01:16:17,412
Education is the
most important thing.
1113
01:16:17,447 --> 01:16:20,282
I'm not talking about your
bullshit, wanky subjects
1114
01:16:20,314 --> 01:16:22,384
like cooking cakes class.
1115
01:16:22,417 --> 01:16:27,622
I'm talking about maths,
English, science, history.
1116
01:16:27,655 --> 01:16:29,992
It's what sets us apart
from the barbarians.
1117
01:16:31,193 --> 01:16:33,261
You must always apply yourself.
1118
01:16:33,295 --> 01:16:36,898
Work hard and listen
to your teacher.
1119
01:16:36,931 --> 01:16:39,768
The hard work you put
into your education now
1120
01:16:39,801 --> 01:16:43,070
will pay off throughout
your life, believe me.
1121
01:16:44,538 --> 01:16:46,341
Now, this being said,
1122
01:16:46,375 --> 01:16:48,478
having this attitude when
it comes to education
1123
01:16:49,845 --> 01:16:51,288
might make you a target
for some of those
1124
01:16:51,313 --> 01:16:52,581
wannabe tough guy kids, right?
1125
01:16:54,449 --> 01:16:56,018
But we're Greek.
1126
01:16:56,051 --> 01:16:59,488
We're the sons of Zeus, we
don't take shit from anyone.
1127
01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:01,323
So if you think
someone's gonna hit you,
1128
01:17:01,355 --> 01:17:02,425
you always hit first.
1129
01:17:02,457 --> 01:17:04,493
Never let anyone get off on you.
1130
01:17:04,525 --> 01:17:06,194
You hit first, you hit hard,
1131
01:17:06,228 --> 01:17:09,663
and you keep on punching
until they're on the floor.
1132
01:17:09,698 --> 01:17:11,198
And once they're on the floor,
1133
01:17:11,233 --> 01:17:13,801
you make sure they stay down.
1134
01:17:13,835 --> 01:17:15,636
You do not want anyone
coming back at you
1135
01:17:15,670 --> 01:17:17,271
from behind with a knife
1136
01:17:17,305 --> 01:17:20,007
when you're celebrating your
victory with your mates, right?
1137
01:17:20,042 --> 01:17:22,978
So you stamp, and
you stamp hard.
1138
01:17:23,011 --> 01:17:24,011
Yes, Dad.
1139
01:17:24,046 --> 01:17:25,448
With your heel.
1140
01:17:25,480 --> 01:17:26,547
Yes, Dad.
1141
01:17:27,882 --> 01:17:28,917
Now,
1142
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:35,056
I suppose you're getting
hard ons by now, right?
1143
01:17:36,557 --> 01:17:37,792
That's all right.
1144
01:17:37,826 --> 01:17:39,560
I did when I was your age.
1145
01:17:41,328 --> 01:17:43,731
When it comes down to birds,
1146
01:17:43,765 --> 01:17:46,001
there are two important
things you must know.
1147
01:17:46,033 --> 01:17:47,069
Number one.
1148
01:17:47,735 --> 01:17:49,671
Never fall in love too deeply.
1149
01:17:49,703 --> 01:17:53,408
A man must always be in
control of his emotions.
1150
01:17:53,443 --> 01:17:55,010
Fall in love too far,
1151
01:17:55,042 --> 01:17:56,720
and you'll have your heart
ripped out your chest
1152
01:17:56,744 --> 01:17:58,779
quicker than you can
say Captain Birdseye.
1153
01:18:01,615 --> 01:18:02,650
Number two.
1154
01:18:03,519 --> 01:18:05,421
The most important of all.
1155
01:18:05,454 --> 01:18:10,091
Only ever marry a Greek woman.
1156
01:18:10,125 --> 01:18:12,394
I don't mind you having a
bit of fun with outsiders.
1157
01:18:12,427 --> 01:18:17,064
God knows, I had my share
of fun over the years.
1158
01:18:17,099 --> 01:18:18,568
But when it comes
down to marriage,
1159
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:21,703
the woman must be Greek.
1160
01:18:21,735 --> 01:18:23,506
We are the purest
race of people,
1161
01:18:23,538 --> 01:18:25,673
dating back thousands of years.
1162
01:18:25,707 --> 01:18:29,176
You must maintain
our pure bloodline.
1163
01:18:29,211 --> 01:18:31,246
But we live in England, Dad.
1164
01:18:31,279 --> 01:18:34,516
I don't give a shit
if we live on Jupiter.
1165
01:18:34,550 --> 01:18:36,751
We are God's chosen people,
1166
01:18:36,784 --> 01:18:39,621
creators of maths,
science, the arts,
1167
01:18:39,654 --> 01:18:41,689
sports, and I can go on all day.
1168
01:18:43,458 --> 01:18:47,695
For years, the rest of the
world's been jealous of us.
1169
01:18:47,729 --> 01:18:51,065
And ungrateful for the
things we've given them.
1170
01:18:51,099 --> 01:18:55,136
But secretly, they
all wanna be Greek.
1171
01:18:55,170 --> 01:18:57,606
Because we're the only ones
who've mastered the balance
1172
01:18:57,639 --> 01:19:00,274
between masculinity
and intelligence.
1173
01:19:08,182 --> 01:19:09,461
Dad, why are you
telling me this?
1174
01:19:09,484 --> 01:19:10,619
Are you dying or something?
1175
01:19:14,489 --> 01:19:15,823
We're all born to die, son.
1176
01:19:17,993 --> 01:19:19,027
We're all born to die.
1177
01:19:32,673 --> 01:19:34,176
The day of reckoning was here,
1178
01:19:34,208 --> 01:19:37,244
and only the closest
of my Bezonian brethrin
1179
01:19:37,279 --> 01:19:41,682
turned up to stand by me
in my fight against evil.
1180
01:19:41,716 --> 01:19:43,529
I couldn't tell them what
Rasoulis had told me,
1181
01:19:43,552 --> 01:19:45,654
as I knew that would
crush the little spirit
1182
01:19:45,686 --> 01:19:48,524
like an elephant
tramping on a grape.
1183
01:19:48,557 --> 01:19:49,591
And after all,
1184
01:19:50,458 --> 01:19:53,595
hope is all we had left.
1185
01:19:53,628 --> 01:19:54,729
Anthony, stop.
1186
01:19:57,032 --> 01:19:58,466
Put it away.
1187
01:20:03,672 --> 01:20:05,372
I've got your back, Plato.
1188
01:20:07,542 --> 01:20:10,177
Actually, I'm not scared.
1189
01:20:10,212 --> 01:20:13,113
Of course, I just, I just, I
just wish Achilles was here,
1190
01:20:13,148 --> 01:20:15,984
Plato, because actually,
actually Achilles
1191
01:20:16,016 --> 01:20:17,953
is not scared of nobody.
1192
01:20:17,985 --> 01:20:20,854
And, and, and also,
he would actually
1193
01:20:20,889 --> 01:20:23,057
just give him one
punch and, and,
1194
01:20:23,091 --> 01:20:26,695
and send him straight back
to where he come from.
1195
01:20:26,728 --> 01:20:28,128
Where is Achilles anyway?
1196
01:20:28,162 --> 01:20:30,998
He's not been around
for a few weeks, has he?
1197
01:20:31,032 --> 01:20:32,934
Turns out Achilles
is human after all.
1198
01:20:34,604 --> 01:20:36,572
He's only gone and fallen
in love with that slag.
1199
01:20:39,708 --> 01:20:41,042
What slag?
1200
01:20:41,076 --> 01:20:42,319
The one that's got me
into all this trouble,
1201
01:20:42,344 --> 01:20:43,845
all this aggro.
1202
01:20:43,877 --> 01:20:45,814
What, Lola?
1203
01:20:45,846 --> 01:20:47,748
You know, I've never
really liked her.
1204
01:20:47,782 --> 01:20:48,684
Or her fake handbags.
1205
01:20:48,717 --> 01:20:50,252
They weren't fake.
1206
01:20:50,284 --> 01:20:51,520
Of course they were fake.
1207
01:20:51,554 --> 01:20:52,886
No, they weren't fake.
1208
01:20:52,921 --> 01:20:54,922
I bought a few for missus.
1209
01:20:54,956 --> 01:20:57,525
Doesn't make them
less fake now, does it?
1210
01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:59,561
What do we know
about this dickhead?
1211
01:20:59,595 --> 01:21:00,630
Lola's boyfriend.
1212
01:21:01,564 --> 01:21:02,597
Does he look tough?
1213
01:21:04,634 --> 01:21:06,601
Like fucking Satan, mate.
1214
01:21:18,447 --> 01:21:19,346
Mom.
1215
01:21:19,381 --> 01:21:20,716
Mm?
1216
01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:22,082
Who's Orpheus?
1217
01:21:22,117 --> 01:21:24,420
Oh, um,
1218
01:21:24,453 --> 01:21:28,757
Orpheus was the greatest
musician in the world.
1219
01:21:28,789 --> 01:21:31,792
They say he was so good that
he could charm his friends,
1220
01:21:31,826 --> 01:21:36,197
his enemies, wild beasts,
trees, even stones.
1221
01:21:36,230 --> 01:21:37,865
What?
1222
01:21:37,899 --> 01:21:42,237
One summer's day, Orpheus
met the beautiful Eurydice,
1223
01:21:42,270 --> 01:21:44,805
and instantly fell for her.
1224
01:21:44,838 --> 01:21:48,810
So he wrote her most beautiful
song he had ever written
1225
01:21:48,842 --> 01:21:52,346
and played it to her on his
favorite instrument, the lyra.
1226
01:21:53,981 --> 01:21:56,951
Well, Eurydice was captivated,
1227
01:21:56,984 --> 01:21:58,886
and she fell in
love with Orpheus
1228
01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:01,922
and the two lovebirds
soon got married,
1229
01:22:01,956 --> 01:22:06,161
and they had a wonderful
life, but it was short.
1230
01:22:06,194 --> 01:22:08,663
One day, Eurydice
was out in the forest
1231
01:22:08,698 --> 01:22:11,634
collecting fruits and
berries for Orpheus's desert
1232
01:22:11,667 --> 01:22:13,167
when she was bitten on the ankle
1233
01:22:13,201 --> 01:22:17,305
by a poisonous
snake and she died.
1234
01:22:17,338 --> 01:22:23,845
Well, Orpheus was
devastated, and desperate.
1235
01:22:23,877 --> 01:22:27,114
He couldn't bare to live
his life without Eurydice.
1236
01:22:27,148 --> 01:22:29,917
So he decided to make the
very dangerous journey
1237
01:22:29,951 --> 01:22:32,987
down into the Underworld
to find Hades,
1238
01:22:33,020 --> 01:22:34,590
who was the king
of the underworld
1239
01:22:34,622 --> 01:22:36,256
and the god of the dead.
1240
01:22:37,827 --> 01:22:41,962
He pleaded with Hades to
let Eurydice live again
1241
01:22:41,996 --> 01:22:43,466
and to persuade him,
1242
01:22:43,498 --> 01:22:47,502
he played him the most
heart-rending song on his lyre.
1243
01:22:49,136 --> 01:22:53,708
Orpheus sang majestically
and beautifully,
1244
01:22:53,743 --> 01:22:59,146
a soft and heartbreaking
song about his lost love.
1245
01:22:59,180 --> 01:23:03,719
Hades was so moved, he agreed
to let Eurydice live again,
1246
01:23:04,985 --> 01:23:06,387
but on one condition.
1247
01:23:08,222 --> 01:23:11,460
Orpheus could lead Eurydice
out of the underworld
1248
01:23:12,528 --> 01:23:16,465
but he mustn't look back
1249
01:23:16,498 --> 01:23:20,167
until they were both
back in the living world.
1250
01:23:20,201 --> 01:23:23,070
Well, obviously Orpheus
agreed without hesitation.
1251
01:23:24,171 --> 01:23:28,009
Hades shows Orpheus the way out,
1252
01:23:28,042 --> 01:23:30,645
and he assures him that
Eurydice's behind him.
1253
01:23:32,079 --> 01:23:35,885
Well, Orpheus starts
slowly making his way
1254
01:23:35,917 --> 01:23:38,887
through the pitch black,
towards the light.
1255
01:23:40,255 --> 01:23:41,756
As he was ascending,
1256
01:23:43,224 --> 01:23:45,960
doubt began to enter his mind.
1257
01:23:47,595 --> 01:23:49,564
What if it was a trick?
1258
01:23:49,597 --> 01:23:52,667
Maybe Hades was mocking him.
1259
01:23:52,701 --> 01:23:55,036
Maybe it was a hallucination
1260
01:23:55,069 --> 01:23:58,573
brought on by the grief
of losing Eurydice.
1261
01:23:58,606 --> 01:24:00,942
Maybe Eurydice wasn't
behind him after all.
1262
01:24:03,077 --> 01:24:08,751
Orpheus stopped, and he
listened very carefully,
1263
01:24:08,783 --> 01:24:12,854
but he could hear nothing
but deathly silence.
1264
01:24:15,055 --> 01:24:19,595
He lost his faith,
and he turned around,
1265
01:24:20,628 --> 01:24:22,262
and he looked back.
1266
01:24:23,932 --> 01:24:26,400
Eurydice was behind him.
1267
01:24:26,435 --> 01:24:28,938
She was a shadow that
would become flesh
1268
01:24:28,970 --> 01:24:30,805
when she was back on earth.
1269
01:24:32,608 --> 01:24:38,246
Orpheus gazed longingly
at his lost love
1270
01:24:38,279 --> 01:24:40,180
for the very last time.
1271
01:24:42,082 --> 01:24:46,154
Eurydice fell back
into the darkness
1272
01:24:46,186 --> 01:24:48,623
and was lost in the
underworld forever.
1273
01:24:54,328 --> 01:24:55,764
Time was ticking,
1274
01:24:55,797 --> 01:24:59,234
and I was getting desperate.
1275
01:25:05,807 --> 01:25:06,975
Plato, Plato!
1276
01:25:07,007 --> 01:25:08,644
Achilles is here.
1277
01:25:08,676 --> 01:25:09,677
Hello Achilles.
1278
01:25:09,712 --> 01:25:10,945
Plato,
1279
01:25:10,979 --> 01:25:12,155
Plato, actually you're safe now,
1280
01:25:12,180 --> 01:25:14,148
because Achilles
has actually come.
1281
01:25:14,181 --> 01:25:15,751
Achilles is here, Plato, now.
1282
01:25:15,783 --> 01:25:18,185
There he is, the legend himself,
1283
01:25:18,219 --> 01:25:20,020
come to save us from
evil personified.
1284
01:25:28,029 --> 01:25:31,032
You here to help or what?
1285
01:25:31,064 --> 01:25:33,469
Although Achilles
was just one man,
1286
01:25:33,502 --> 01:25:36,136
I was sure if I can get
him to join my fight,
1287
01:25:36,170 --> 01:25:37,773
he would inspire the rest of us
1288
01:25:37,805 --> 01:25:40,842
into doing something out of
the ordinary, and heroic.
1289
01:25:42,310 --> 01:25:43,344
Forget it.
1290
01:25:44,244 --> 01:25:46,881
Just as I thought.
1291
01:25:46,916 --> 01:25:48,315
Nothing but an urban legend.
1292
01:25:48,349 --> 01:25:50,051
Don't, don't,
don't, don't say that
1293
01:25:50,083 --> 01:25:51,286
about Achilles, Plato.
1294
01:25:51,319 --> 01:25:52,820
Meet the real Achilles.
1295
01:25:52,854 --> 01:25:55,623
Come on, the real Achilles.
1296
01:25:55,658 --> 01:26:00,695
Nothing but a sulky,
heartbroken teenage girl.
1297
01:26:00,729 --> 01:26:02,530
Plato, Plato, don't
say that about Achilles.
1298
01:26:02,564 --> 01:26:04,364
You'll make him mad, Plato.
1299
01:26:04,399 --> 01:26:05,434
Mad?
1300
01:26:07,735 --> 01:26:10,805
You must be mad to fall
in love with a slut.
1301
01:26:10,838 --> 01:26:13,841
A slut who doesn't
even want you, man.
1302
01:26:13,876 --> 01:26:15,944
A slut you only ever went
out on one date with.
1303
01:26:17,046 --> 01:26:18,112
Grow up, would you?
1304
01:26:19,014 --> 01:26:20,448
Snap out of it.
1305
01:26:23,083 --> 01:26:24,319
Leave him alone, man.
1306
01:26:25,887 --> 01:26:28,056
We can all catch a love
bug once in a while.
1307
01:26:28,856 --> 01:26:29,891
Not me.
1308
01:26:31,125 --> 01:26:32,292
I'm a man, mate.
1309
01:26:35,764 --> 01:26:38,567
I used to think
Achilles was a man.
1310
01:27:00,055 --> 01:27:02,155
Why just not let him in?
1311
01:27:03,458 --> 01:27:04,493
What?
1312
01:27:05,728 --> 01:27:08,096
And now they're waiting
for you forever?
1313
01:27:08,128 --> 01:27:09,162
Nah.
1314
01:27:10,733 --> 01:27:13,769
This is my business, my life.
1315
01:27:14,636 --> 01:27:16,939
Our lives.
1316
01:27:16,971 --> 01:27:18,452
We have to protect
what's ours, right?
1317
01:27:20,009 --> 01:27:21,109
Now, are you all with me?
1318
01:27:22,143 --> 01:27:23,176
I'm with you, Plato.
1319
01:27:27,615 --> 01:27:29,984
Nina, open the door
and get in the back.
1320
01:27:35,423 --> 01:27:36,457
Now!
1321
01:28:01,314 --> 01:28:03,484
Evening gentlemen.
1322
01:28:03,519 --> 01:28:04,420
Evening to you.
1323
01:28:04,453 --> 01:28:05,854
We're not scared of you.
1324
01:28:05,887 --> 01:28:07,220
Shut up, Anthony.
1325
01:28:11,694 --> 01:28:13,162
Who's this, your local retard?
1326
01:28:13,226 --> 01:28:14,662
Not a retard!
1327
01:28:18,067 --> 01:28:19,167
Leave him alone, would you?
1328
01:28:22,369 --> 01:28:23,939
Yeah, I'll leave him alone,
1329
01:28:23,971 --> 01:28:26,041
when I collect the 50
grand for my lovely Lola.
1330
01:28:26,074 --> 01:28:28,176
So have you got me money, lads?
1331
01:28:29,310 --> 01:28:31,113
I told you already,
1332
01:28:31,145 --> 01:28:32,780
it's just a misunderstanding.
1333
01:28:32,814 --> 01:28:35,451
I don't owe her 50
grand, for god's sake.
1334
01:28:41,756 --> 01:28:45,728
And that's your final
word on the subject, is it?
1335
01:28:52,067 --> 01:28:54,301
All right, calm down, mate.
1336
01:28:59,440 --> 01:29:00,975
Is that thing real?
1337
01:29:15,457 --> 01:29:16,492
Fuck!
1338
01:29:20,194 --> 01:29:22,131
Yeah, it's fucking real.
1339
01:29:28,604 --> 01:29:30,139
Fucking bastard!
1340
01:29:32,073 --> 01:29:34,341
He fucking shot me, Plato!
1341
01:29:34,375 --> 01:29:38,345
He's fucking shot me!
1342
01:29:47,387 --> 01:29:48,422
Look.
1343
01:29:49,625 --> 01:29:53,628
I don't have much money,
but you can take it all.
1344
01:32:13,135 --> 01:32:14,869
Fuck him up, man!
1345
01:32:14,903 --> 01:32:16,904
Fuck him up, the asshole!
1346
01:32:19,440 --> 01:32:20,908
All right guys, all right.
1347
01:32:20,943 --> 01:32:22,077
Enough now.
1348
01:32:25,447 --> 01:32:27,349
Enough, easy now, easy.
1349
01:32:34,288 --> 01:32:38,359
I don't want him
to go anywhere, Achilles.
1350
01:32:39,627 --> 01:32:40,662
Achilles.
1351
01:32:41,595 --> 01:32:42,930
Achilles.
1352
01:32:42,965 --> 01:32:44,498
Achilles, wake up.
1353
01:33:13,962 --> 01:33:18,833
From the dawn of
civilization, the hero was born.
1354
01:33:18,867 --> 01:33:22,904
The hero is the most
virtuous amongst us.
1355
01:33:22,938 --> 01:33:25,073
It was the hero that saved us
1356
01:33:25,106 --> 01:33:26,608
from the fire-breathing dragon,
1357
01:33:26,640 --> 01:33:31,179
and belongs at the top
of any decent society.
1358
01:33:31,212 --> 01:33:34,484
We tell stories of the hero's
exploits and celebrate him.
1359
01:33:35,951 --> 01:33:38,854
The hero is the example of good.
1360
01:33:40,456 --> 01:33:44,025
And an example we
all strive for.
1361
01:33:45,961 --> 01:33:49,831
Lola Nightingale was not evil,
1362
01:33:49,864 --> 01:33:51,832
but to me, to my
Bezonian brothers,
1363
01:33:51,867 --> 01:33:55,270
and just about anyone
else round North London,
1364
01:33:55,302 --> 01:33:58,039
she was as evil as one could be.
1365
01:33:58,073 --> 01:34:00,443
The ultimate devil,
whose attraction,
1366
01:34:00,475 --> 01:34:03,445
temptation was so great,
1367
01:34:03,479 --> 01:34:07,748
it led to the downfall of
both the hero and the dragon.
1368
01:34:09,818 --> 01:34:12,587
Lola will forever be
remembered as a warning to all
1369
01:34:13,488 --> 01:34:15,556
of the suffering, the pain,
1370
01:34:16,992 --> 01:34:18,926
and the perils of love.
1371
01:34:26,835 --> 01:34:31,474
Plato.
1372
01:35:17,284 --> 01:35:18,619
You're so cute!
1373
01:35:18,653 --> 01:35:21,524
Thank you, thank you very much.
1374
01:35:58,159 --> 01:35:59,828
I am my own hero.
1375
01:36:58,841 --> 01:37:02,740
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