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MUSIC: Slap Man Off The Phone
by Tempa T
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Bit nervous,
this is my first time.
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Not sexually, I mean,
with a prostit...
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..with a lady of ill-repute.
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You got the money, love?
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The money? Oh, yeah, sorry.
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I find the evenings quite lonely
since my wife left,
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if you're wondering why...
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Hurry up, love. I'd just quite like
to get back to Match of the Day.
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Oh, yes, sorry.
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So what happens now? Do you...?
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Oh, straight to it.
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SHE UNZIPS TROUSERS
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Was your business affected
much by coronavirus?
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Must be quite hard to do this
when you're wearing a face maaaask?
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Oh, that's tremendous.
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Oh, well done.
HE CHUCKLES
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That's... You've done that before.
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HE MOANS
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Oh!
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HE MOANS AND GIGGLES
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Open your window, sir.
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Evening, officer. This is my wife.
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What? If you're wondering
who this lady is, is my wife.
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We are happily married. Can I see
your driving licence, sir?
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Yep.
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Just going to reach for it
in the glove compartment.
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I'm unarmed.
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No, no, no. What are you...?
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Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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I know a lawyer, if you need one.
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Oh, no, thanks,
I actually am a lawyer.
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Really? But do you know a tyre guy?
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Lara!
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I know you've got another
woman in there, Lara!
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There's no-one here, Gabby. You
know, if you're going to cheat on me
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would you at least get your own
fucking Spotify account?
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I can see that you're on my Netflix
and Chill playlist.
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God! Before you met me, you thought
Mumford and Sons
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did furniture removals.
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You're being mad.
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Go home. Drink some water.
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No, no, no, Gabby.
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Shit, Gabby!
No, I will call the police again.
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They will arrest you!
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Ooh, why darling?
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I'm just issuing a public
service announcement.
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Lara Grant is a cheating SKANK.
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OVER PHONE: Which service
do you require?
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Yes. Police, please.
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Oh, I was born a good boy
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My momma loved me so
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And she gave me every
chance she could...
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How did he know I was going
to be here?
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Get off.
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And the wrong crowd led me on
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But I could have gone right
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Just as easy as I went wrong.
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INDISTINCT CHATTERING
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Does she put a rocket
in your pocket?
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What?
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The girl you've been having a sneak
at the last ten minutes.
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Do you like her?
She's just a friend from school.
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Ask her out.
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I can't just ask her out.
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She's right there. With her friends.
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So?
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So, they might laugh at me.
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Remind me why being laughed
at is worse than dying a virgin.
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I'm not a virgin.
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No, and I don't have to get up six
times a night to take a piss.
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All right, I'll ask her out for you.
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No. Please don't.
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I'm only waiting while Mum
takes my sister to class so that
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you don't steal her car.
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How's this?
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Go tell it, you're having a party.
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She and her friends are invited.
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Mum doesn't let me have parties.
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Let me worry about your mum.
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Do it! Or forever wish you had.
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Oop!
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INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
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Well.
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We need to have a party.
You're an animal.
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SCHOOLBELL RINGS
You're an animal.
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There is.
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Greggles, quick question, yep.
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When they arrested you with
that prossie,
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did you come quietly?
LAUGHTER
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Just a joke.
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Thanks for taking it on the chin.
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As you said, your prossie.
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I mean, you're a lawyer, mate.
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You're the one who's supposed to be
charging 200 quid an hour to get people off.
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No, chap, seriously, peace offering,
got some intel for you.
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I have been slipping Kingsley's
secretary a length.
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And she tells me that he and the
partners are not happy with you.
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What has she heard? That you are on
your way out the door,
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unless you win some fans upstairs
sharpish.
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Win some fans how?
Oh, come, chap.
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When they hired you as a solicitor,
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they didn't think the only thing
you'd be soliciting are prostitutes.
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I mean, when is the last time you
brought in a new client?
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That was you? For kerb-crawling.
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I was not kerb-crawling.
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I got her number of the internet.
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I'm just saying you better find
a way to get yourself noticed
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that doesn't involve being
noshed off in a car park.
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Hey, I don't know if you've heard,
but I'm having a party,
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and you're invited.
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Beth, Louise and Cassidy
said they would come.
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No-one's coming to your shitty
party.
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There's going to be alcohol.
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I can get alcohol any time I want.
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My dad has got it hid all over
the house.
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No-one is coming to your party.
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LOUD POUNDING
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Make it quick because I'm rinsing
this kid from China
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and he's got to go bed soon.
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So, we good?
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What do you think, Spider? We good?
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Look, I done my part,
now you do yours.
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My sister comes by, she ain't
welcome.
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All right. We good.
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Yo.
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Any trouble?
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No. No trouble.
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Hey, bud!
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I'm cancelling the party.
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Why?
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No-one wants to come.
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I have to ask you something.
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Are you a nerd?
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What? No. Why would you say that?
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You dress like one.
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You're 70 years old, what do
you know about fashion?
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Nothing. And I still know you dress
like a nerd, which should worry you.
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Why are you being mean?
I'm not being mean.
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I'm helping. Can you magically
make me cool? Yes.
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How?
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You're going to have a famous person
at your party.
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What? Who?
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So apparently, since I started
community payback,
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sales and hi-vis tabards
are through the roof.
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Oi! Now... Eyes off the cellphone,
nose to the grindstone.
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Eh, keep sweeping.
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Yeah, but really look.
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I mean, we trashed an entire
economy,
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so the old people in care
homes didn't die of coronavirus.
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But how long did they have left,
really?
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You know? I mean, 400 billion
in debt
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so that Nana gets one extra
year watching Bargain Hunt?
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I mean, who's bankrolling
this, by the way?
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You know? I'm all about standing
there applauding nurses.
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That's fine. But how about a round
of applause for the higher rate taxpayer?
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Right?
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Hey.
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You know, that, like, line that they
made you steal? What was that?
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What the hell were you thinking?
What?
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You could have got one of us killed!
Why are you even there?
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To help. Yeah, but I didn't ask for
your help. But you needed it.
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You don't know me or my life.
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Just stay out of it.
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WHISTLE BLOWS
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Lunch, 30 minutes.
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Sashimi? I don't eat raw fish.
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Have you ever tried it? No.
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Then how do you know
you don't like it?
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I've never shoved a cucumber
up my arse, but I'm pretty sure
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it's not my thing. Only pretty sure.
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Raw fish, the healthiest
protein you can eat.
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When I was in Japan, all I lived
on for two months was sashimi
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from Tokyo Fish Market.
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I was as light as an otter.
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That's a haunting image. OK.
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Come on. Bonding exercise.
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Everyone has to share one secret
with the group.
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OK, who wants to start?
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OK, right. I will.
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I have pretty much completely ruined
things with my girlfriend,
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but she has agreed to meet me later.
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Now I know that I still have a long
way to go to make-up
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for what I did,
but I'm working on that.
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Someone did once say, "There is no
challenge more challenging
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"than the challenge to improve
yourself." Mm! So, yeah.
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Well, wish me luck. Good luck.
All the best. Thanks, guys.
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Good luck. Good luck with that.
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Come on, John. What's your secret?
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You're a bunch of convicted
criminals.
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Why would I be sharing my secrets?
Angry I even told you my name.
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Frank, what's your secret?
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I first come to England in 1971.
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I told people it was a vacation,
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but I was dodging the draft. What's
that?
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In America, there was a lottery
conscripting men for Vietnam.
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So I come here, married a wonderful
woman and I kept my head down.
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So you never went to Vietnam?
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Not until 1994.
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I went on my terms.
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Chris, tell us something
we don't know about you.
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CHRIS SIGHS
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Unlike Frank, I've never been on
a plane before.
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Never been further than
Weston-super-Mare.
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You have to travel, son.
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You have not lived until
you've drunk rum with fishermen
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on a trawler in the Bay of Bengal.
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I once drank Tia Maria with a
greengrocer on the Isle of Wight.
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That count?
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OK, Myrna, tell us something people
don't know about you.
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I was one of the people who tore
down that statue of Edward Colston.
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Wow. So you're a vandal?
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No, I just don't believe
in memorialising slave traders.
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And that gives you the right
to destroy public property, does it?
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Edward Colston got rich
from the systematic dehumanisation
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of an entire people.
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So did Simon Cowell. But you're not
going after him, are you?
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Well, I'll tell you what, let's put
up some more statues of white blokes.
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Who should we have? Prince Andrew?
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Piers Morgan? Harry Potter?
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Guys, please.
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You can't fix yourself by breaking
someone else.
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Which philosopher gave us
that little gem, Ariana Grande?
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Greg, what's your secret?
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I'm a lawyer.
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Keep that quiet, shameful.
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A lawyer who's badly organised.
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Can't remember case precedents.
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I use Wikipedia to conduct
most of my legal research.
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I've missed court deadlines.
I've forged signatures.
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We've all done that in my office.
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In my office, I have this cupboard.
I call it the Cupboard of Chaos.
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I've stuffed every letter,
witness statement, affidavit,
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that's proof of my incompetence
in there and I can't destroy them.
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I can't file them. So I live in
constant fear that someone will open the cupboard
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and I'll never work in law again.
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Even though I'm probably going to
get fired anyway unless I bring in some new clients, so...
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Actually, does anyone need a lawyer?
I've got some business cards here.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Thank you.
Hey, are you any good?
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Rani? Hm? What's your secret?
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Well, the other night I stole
my dad's van,
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I drove it to Lawrence Hill to help
this boy I barely know
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get out of a really scary situation.
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And even though I put my neck
on the line for him,
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he's incredibly ungrateful.
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00:15:23,295 --> 00:15:26,213
You do not need people
like that in your life.
249
00:15:26,215 --> 00:15:28,693
Yeah! Why did you even help him?
250
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,493
I guess I thought he was my friend.
251
00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:32,013
Oh, honey, he is not your friend.
252
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,975
He is a total fart-knocker.
253
00:15:53,335 --> 00:15:56,375
Hey boys, let's bounce, man.
254
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:12,253
A line is a mobile phone that drug
dealers use. It contains numbers
255
00:16:12,255 --> 00:16:13,813
for all their customers,
256
00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:15,893
so that makes it valuable to rival
gang members
257
00:16:15,895 --> 00:16:17,813
that might want to steal
their business.
258
00:16:17,815 --> 00:16:18,933
Cool.
259
00:16:18,935 --> 00:16:21,733
Look, I'm not used to
people helping me,
260
00:16:21,735 --> 00:16:24,933
so when they do, I get suspicious.
261
00:16:24,935 --> 00:16:29,015
I'm sorry and thank you
for what you've done for me.
262
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,695
You're welcome.
263
00:16:35,815 --> 00:16:37,653
Look, before I turn into a...
264
00:16:37,655 --> 00:16:40,893
..total fart-knocker...
SHE LAUGHS
265
00:16:40,895 --> 00:16:44,493
..you said that you'd help my
sister with her exams.
266
00:16:44,495 --> 00:16:46,293
Don't know if I can.
267
00:16:46,295 --> 00:16:48,813
Frank's not the only one with
a curfew.
268
00:16:48,815 --> 00:16:51,333
You don't have an ankle tag.
Worse.
269
00:16:51,335 --> 00:16:53,173
I have an Asian mother.
270
00:16:53,175 --> 00:16:54,613
Nature's ankle tag.
271
00:16:54,615 --> 00:16:56,413
She uses that Find My Friends app,
272
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:59,293
so she can see where me
and my phone are at all times.
273
00:16:59,295 --> 00:17:02,253
Her and my dad watch it like a TV
show.
274
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:06,055
Well, could you meet my sister
somewhere you might legit be going anyway?
275
00:17:07,535 --> 00:17:08,775
Hm.
276
00:17:09,935 --> 00:17:11,453
Diane?
277
00:17:11,455 --> 00:17:12,773
Can I play some music?
278
00:17:12,775 --> 00:17:14,293
I'll allow it.
279
00:17:14,295 --> 00:17:18,093
By the way, I overheard you doing
your bonding exercise.
280
00:17:18,095 --> 00:17:19,453
Is that against the rules?
281
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,093
No, you should include everyone,
really.
282
00:17:22,095 --> 00:17:23,893
Everyone's got interested
in secrets.
283
00:17:23,895 --> 00:17:26,693
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
Of course. What's yours, Diane?
284
00:17:26,695 --> 00:17:29,693
No, I don't mean me specifically?
I just mean, if there's a group of people,
285
00:17:29,695 --> 00:17:32,293
you should include everyone
or no-one at all. Or it's just rude.
286
00:17:32,295 --> 00:17:34,253
Got it. Yeah.
287
00:17:34,255 --> 00:17:36,213
But you know, if you did
have a secret that you wanted
288
00:17:36,215 --> 00:17:38,293
to share, then I'd love to hear it.
289
00:17:38,295 --> 00:17:40,613
No, I don't.
290
00:17:40,615 --> 00:17:41,655
OK, then.
291
00:17:42,775 --> 00:17:45,853
I've just started
Brazilian jujitsu.
292
00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:48,813
My teacher says I probably got
the strongest thighs of any beginner
293
00:17:48,815 --> 00:17:50,613
he's ever trained.
294
00:17:50,615 --> 00:17:52,853
And he once trained Jason Statham.
295
00:17:52,855 --> 00:17:54,733
Wow! So if you were to come at me
now,
296
00:17:54,735 --> 00:17:58,573
I'd drop you a single-leg takedown.
297
00:17:58,575 --> 00:18:00,973
Your head in between these bad boys.
298
00:18:00,975 --> 00:18:04,215
Uh-huh. Crack that pretty
little neck like a walnut.
299
00:18:05,175 --> 00:18:07,573
I feel like I know you so much
better now.
300
00:18:07,575 --> 00:18:09,615
You're welcome. Back to work.
301
00:18:28,335 --> 00:18:29,773
Your Ladyship.
302
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:34,173
Can I just say I was so struck
by what you said earlier?
303
00:18:34,175 --> 00:18:37,453
There's no challenge more
challenging the challenge
304
00:18:37,455 --> 00:18:39,213
to improve yourself.
305
00:18:39,215 --> 00:18:41,413
Wise words that really struck home.
306
00:18:41,415 --> 00:18:43,053
Oh, I'm glad.
307
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,013
Can I share a secret?
308
00:18:45,015 --> 00:18:48,573
I didn't want to mention it in front
of the group because I'm ashamed.
309
00:18:48,575 --> 00:18:52,893
Oh, yeah, of course. I've been a
terrible father and a worse grandad.
310
00:18:52,895 --> 00:18:55,893
In what way? I lived here 40 years.
311
00:18:55,895 --> 00:18:58,373
Pecker in on one hand, bottle
in the other.
312
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,813
Sex, drugs, rock and roll.
313
00:19:00,815 --> 00:19:03,573
I broke hearts. I burned my bridges.
314
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:08,733
But I figure if we can mend this
dump, I can bend my bridges too.
315
00:19:08,735 --> 00:19:10,533
Hey, good for you!
316
00:19:10,535 --> 00:19:13,053
I'm throwing my grandson
Tom a party tonight.
317
00:19:13,055 --> 00:19:15,613
He's a good kid, he's not
the coolest beer in the fridge,
318
00:19:15,615 --> 00:19:17,493
but I'm trying to win him
some street cred.
319
00:19:17,495 --> 00:19:19,453
And I'm wondering...
320
00:19:19,455 --> 00:19:23,493
..how much would you charge to make
a VIP appearance?
321
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,573
Oh, darling, you couldn't afford me.
322
00:19:25,575 --> 00:19:27,213
Damn it!
323
00:19:27,215 --> 00:19:31,375
This poor kid can't catch a break.
Poor kid.
324
00:19:32,615 --> 00:19:34,253
Well, look, you know...
325
00:19:34,255 --> 00:19:37,893
I admire anyone trying to change
their life for the better.
326
00:19:37,895 --> 00:19:38,935
So.
327
00:19:40,575 --> 00:19:44,613
How about I stop by for five
minutes free of charge?
328
00:19:44,615 --> 00:19:46,773
You would to do that?
329
00:19:46,775 --> 00:19:48,773
Oh! Your ladyship.
330
00:19:48,775 --> 00:19:50,733
Oh. Thank you.
331
00:19:50,735 --> 00:19:52,815
Thank you so much.
332
00:19:55,215 --> 00:19:56,773
Hey, Frank.
333
00:19:56,775 --> 00:19:59,133
Yeah? What kind of music do you
like?
334
00:19:59,135 --> 00:20:00,455
Oldies but goodies.
335
00:20:02,095 --> 00:20:05,893
Right, so what I'd do there is
I would just in one movement
336
00:20:05,895 --> 00:20:10,613
just snap that giraffe-like neck
of yours like a dry twig.
337
00:20:10,615 --> 00:20:13,415
OK? Yeah. Right back to work.
338
00:20:18,415 --> 00:20:21,935
MUSIC: Chain Gang
By Sam Cooke
339
00:20:27,255 --> 00:20:28,495
Ah!
340
00:20:29,415 --> 00:20:31,613
Ooh!
341
00:20:31,615 --> 00:20:32,655
Ah!
342
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:34,973
Ooh!
343
00:20:34,975 --> 00:20:37,533
Don't you know that's the sound
of the men
344
00:20:37,535 --> 00:20:42,613
They're working on the chain gang?
345
00:20:42,615 --> 00:20:45,853
Well, Lord, the sound of the men
346
00:20:45,855 --> 00:20:49,893
They are working on a chain gang
347
00:20:49,895 --> 00:20:51,453
All day long they're singing
348
00:20:51,455 --> 00:20:53,373
Ooh!
349
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:55,533
Ah!
350
00:20:55,535 --> 00:20:57,095
Ooh!
351
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,173
Ah!
352
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,053
Ooh!
353
00:21:02,055 --> 00:21:03,455
Ah!
354
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,293
Ooh!
355
00:21:06,295 --> 00:21:07,493
Ah!
356
00:21:07,495 --> 00:21:10,653
Don't you know
the sound of the men
357
00:21:10,655 --> 00:21:15,453
They're working on the chain gang
358
00:21:15,455 --> 00:21:17,333
Can't you hear them?
359
00:21:17,335 --> 00:21:19,173
They're out there working
360
00:21:19,175 --> 00:21:22,613
They're working on the chain gang
361
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,573
All day long, they're going...
362
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,893
I'm going home one of these days
363
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:30,453
I'm going home
364
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:31,693
Yes, I am
365
00:21:31,695 --> 00:21:33,133
See my woman
366
00:21:33,135 --> 00:21:35,693
The girl I love so dear
367
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:38,455
But in the meanwhile, people...
368
00:21:39,735 --> 00:21:43,133
What on earth? Wait.
369
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,093
Never open an unattended bag.
370
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,733
See it, say it, sorted.
371
00:21:46,735 --> 00:21:48,775
Whatever.
372
00:21:52,575 --> 00:21:53,815
Oh, my God.
373
00:21:56,095 --> 00:21:57,455
Bloody hell!
374
00:21:58,535 --> 00:22:00,413
Wow.
375
00:22:00,415 --> 00:22:01,455
Christ.
376
00:22:13,015 --> 00:22:15,213
Did you like the flowers I sent?
377
00:22:15,215 --> 00:22:18,933
Hard to appreciate them fully when I
looked at them my windows
378
00:22:18,935 --> 00:22:20,293
and saw my defaced car outside.
379
00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,053
I'm so sorry.
380
00:22:22,055 --> 00:22:23,733
I mean, come on, you know,
that's not me.
381
00:22:23,735 --> 00:22:25,493
Sometimes it is.
382
00:22:25,495 --> 00:22:29,213
Well, look, it's not how
I want me to be.
383
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:31,493
Just give me another chance,
Lara, please.
384
00:22:31,495 --> 00:22:35,093
I'll get anger management,
whatever, anything you want.
385
00:22:35,095 --> 00:22:37,133
It's not just your temper, Gabby.
386
00:22:37,135 --> 00:22:40,573
I never know what mood you're going
to be in from one moment to the next. It's exhausting.
387
00:22:40,575 --> 00:22:42,493
Yeah, I imagine. I'm sorry.
388
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:45,653
I can't be a lifeboat or your punch
bag or whatever it is you need.
389
00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:48,933
Lady Gabby. Are you,
Lady Gabby Penrose-Howe?
390
00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:50,133
Abso-bloody-lutely.
391
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:53,613
Oh, my God, we love you.
We both follow you on Instagram.
392
00:22:53,615 --> 00:22:56,173
Oh, thank you.
How's your festival going?
393
00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:58,133
You know, it's a lot of work.
394
00:22:58,135 --> 00:23:00,213
I bet. Yeah. Can we get a picture?
395
00:23:00,215 --> 00:23:02,773
Oh, naturellement. Would you?
396
00:23:02,775 --> 00:23:04,335
Naturellement.
397
00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:11,413
Thank you so much.
398
00:23:11,415 --> 00:23:14,133
We're massive fans.
Oh, thank you so much.
399
00:23:14,135 --> 00:23:18,213
Well, listen, you guys
have the perfect day. Thanks.
400
00:23:18,215 --> 00:23:19,695
Mm.
401
00:23:20,895 --> 00:23:23,133
What? We're in the middle
of a conversation.
402
00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:25,813
What was I suppose to do,
tell them to fuck off?
403
00:23:25,815 --> 00:23:28,693
Yes. All right, fine, next time
I will.
404
00:23:28,695 --> 00:23:29,733
SHE SCOFFS
405
00:23:29,735 --> 00:23:31,093
What, you don't think I will?
406
00:23:31,095 --> 00:23:33,813
No, it's not your fault.
You're addicted.
407
00:23:33,815 --> 00:23:37,493
To what? Approval from a million
people you've never met.
408
00:23:37,495 --> 00:23:40,293
Well, then take it, Lara. Take it.
Delete Instagram and Twitter.
409
00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:43,213
Everything. It'll just be me
and you. I'm serious, Lara.
410
00:23:43,215 --> 00:23:44,653
I can change.
411
00:23:44,655 --> 00:23:48,173
It's too late, Gabby.
Don't...FUCKING say that.
412
00:23:48,175 --> 00:23:52,493
I'm sorry... Hi! Can my daughter
have a photo?
413
00:23:52,495 --> 00:23:54,173
Absolutely.
414
00:23:54,175 --> 00:23:57,373
In fact...no, fuck off.
415
00:23:57,375 --> 00:24:00,573
See, I can change.
Why don't you believe me?
416
00:24:00,575 --> 00:24:03,813
Because you say you're going to do
a lot of things and you never see them through?
417
00:24:03,815 --> 00:24:05,853
What about my festival?
I'm going to see that through.
418
00:24:05,855 --> 00:24:08,813
It's never going to happen.
Fuck you. Yes, it is.
419
00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:10,173
I have to go.
420
00:24:10,175 --> 00:24:11,853
Are you seeing someone else?
421
00:24:11,855 --> 00:24:14,173
I'm not even cold in my grave yet.
422
00:24:14,175 --> 00:24:15,493
Bye, Gabby.
423
00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:17,213
Fine. Go, go. Fuck off.
424
00:24:17,215 --> 00:24:18,255
Fuck off!
425
00:24:29,735 --> 00:24:32,653
Hi, sorry about earlier. I just...
426
00:24:32,655 --> 00:24:35,935
Bad day. Do you still want to do
that picture?
427
00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:04,175
Hey.
428
00:25:05,215 --> 00:25:06,613
What do you want?
429
00:25:06,615 --> 00:25:08,133
What do you mean?
430
00:25:08,135 --> 00:25:11,133
I don't want you hanging round me
no more. Why not?
431
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,013
I ain't got to give you reasons,
little girl.
432
00:25:13,015 --> 00:25:15,973
I ain't a little girl.
Give me a chance. I'll prove it.
433
00:25:15,975 --> 00:25:18,815
Go home. I want to be out...
I said, "Go home."
434
00:25:36,175 --> 00:25:37,855
What's the matter? Nothing.
435
00:25:41,455 --> 00:25:44,813
Es, how would you feel about leaving
Bristol?
436
00:25:44,815 --> 00:25:46,773
And go where?
437
00:25:46,775 --> 00:25:48,573
Anywhere in the world?
438
00:25:48,575 --> 00:25:50,133
What, Swindon?
439
00:25:50,135 --> 00:25:52,133
No, anywhere.
440
00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:53,733
Tokyo Fish Market.
441
00:25:53,735 --> 00:25:55,733
Why would we go to Tokyo for fish?
442
00:25:55,735 --> 00:25:58,573
There's a Morrisons round the
corner. It's just an example.
443
00:25:58,575 --> 00:26:00,253
How you hoping to pay for this?
444
00:26:00,255 --> 00:26:03,933
Scratchcards? Got some money coming
to me.
445
00:26:03,935 --> 00:26:06,533
From where? So, what do you think,
Es?
446
00:26:06,535 --> 00:26:09,453
Maybe somewhere new,
you know, starting again.
447
00:26:09,455 --> 00:26:11,453
No, I want to stay in Bristol.
448
00:26:11,455 --> 00:26:15,853
I don't need your permission.
Anywhere I go, you have to go too.
449
00:26:15,855 --> 00:26:18,213
Well, once I'm 16,
I'll just come back.
450
00:26:18,215 --> 00:26:20,013
Look, Es, I'm...
451
00:26:20,015 --> 00:26:23,173
I'm not suggesting
this to be a dick.
452
00:26:23,175 --> 00:26:25,813
I want you to have chances
in life, options.
453
00:26:25,815 --> 00:26:28,255
I pick the option where
I do what I want to do.
454
00:26:31,895 --> 00:26:33,413
I want you to meet a friend of mine.
455
00:26:33,415 --> 00:26:35,973
I can make my own friends.
No, she can help you. How?
456
00:26:35,975 --> 00:26:38,093
By getting you a life, so you can
stay out of mine.
457
00:26:38,095 --> 00:26:40,733
Helping you with your exams.
I ain't doing my exams.
458
00:26:40,735 --> 00:26:42,413
Yes, you are. No, I'm not.
459
00:26:42,415 --> 00:26:44,813
Well, if you want to stay here,
you're doing your exams.
460
00:26:44,815 --> 00:26:48,095
Or we're both on the next
flight to Tokyo Fish Market.
461
00:26:52,495 --> 00:26:54,693
I'm taking Holly to her dad's
and then I'm going to work.
462
00:26:54,695 --> 00:26:58,413
Don't forget there's a cottage pie
in the fridge and your grandpa is a lying snake, bye, love you.
463
00:26:58,415 --> 00:27:00,293
Why did you keep saying
that about grandpa?
464
00:27:00,295 --> 00:27:01,813
He's only ever nice about you.
465
00:27:01,815 --> 00:27:03,733
And he really cares about us.
No, Tom.
466
00:27:03,735 --> 00:27:07,053
The only thing your grandpa cares
about is drinking and gambling
467
00:27:07,055 --> 00:27:10,013
and getting his end away. What "does
getting his end away" mean?
468
00:27:10,015 --> 00:27:13,293
It's what some adults do when
they've got no moral compass, sweetie.
469
00:27:13,295 --> 00:27:14,853
Oh, OK.
470
00:27:14,855 --> 00:27:17,655
What's a "moral compass"?
I'll explain in the car.
471
00:27:34,015 --> 00:27:36,255
Mum's gone. Where is it?
472
00:27:41,255 --> 00:27:42,375
Oh, Frank!
473
00:27:52,495 --> 00:27:54,053
We are off now.
474
00:27:54,055 --> 00:27:57,973
OK. You sure you can't save me
from the mouth that is Yamini?
475
00:27:57,975 --> 00:28:00,933
Come, love. I think I really need to
study.
476
00:28:00,935 --> 00:28:03,573
Ooh. I might actually go
to the library a bit.
477
00:28:03,575 --> 00:28:05,213
OK, we won't be late.
478
00:28:05,215 --> 00:28:07,493
There's some kottu in the fridge
in case you get hungry. OK?
479
00:28:07,495 --> 00:28:09,855
OK, thanks. Have a nice night.
Love you. Bye.
480
00:28:54,495 --> 00:28:55,533
Rani.
481
00:28:55,535 --> 00:28:57,173
LOUD THUD
482
00:28:57,175 --> 00:28:58,215
Sorry.
483
00:28:59,935 --> 00:29:02,575
Rani, this is my sister, Esme.
484
00:29:03,855 --> 00:29:05,735
Pleasure to meet you.
485
00:29:07,135 --> 00:29:09,333
I really appreciate you doing this.
486
00:29:09,335 --> 00:29:13,775
Don't we, Es? Oh, we're BUZZING.
Shh!
487
00:29:15,095 --> 00:29:17,335
Don't shush me.
I'm not one of your cats.
488
00:29:18,655 --> 00:29:19,695
Sorry.
489
00:29:21,815 --> 00:29:26,133
Cool. All right.
Well, I'll leave you to it.
490
00:29:26,135 --> 00:29:27,573
You're not staying.
491
00:29:27,575 --> 00:29:30,533
No, I can't, I got to work.
I'll see you later.
492
00:29:30,535 --> 00:29:32,573
OK. Thanks, again.
493
00:29:32,575 --> 00:29:33,615
OK.
494
00:29:40,735 --> 00:29:44,295
I thought we'd go over some
old papers.
495
00:29:46,455 --> 00:29:48,893
Why are you here?
496
00:29:48,895 --> 00:29:51,773
To help me prep for your exams.
497
00:29:51,775 --> 00:29:53,933
So you're wearing that top for me?
498
00:29:53,935 --> 00:29:56,495
I mean, I'm flattered,
but you're not really my type.
499
00:29:57,775 --> 00:30:01,293
Why have you fancy my brother
when he's such a waste, man?
500
00:30:01,295 --> 00:30:02,893
I don't fancy your brother.
501
00:30:02,895 --> 00:30:05,853
He's a moron. That's why he's doing
community service.
502
00:30:05,855 --> 00:30:07,813
What's your excuse?
503
00:30:07,815 --> 00:30:10,333
We're not here to talk about me.
We're here to talk about algebra.
504
00:30:10,335 --> 00:30:13,173
Tell me how you broke the law.
Do you want to study or not?
505
00:30:13,175 --> 00:30:15,853
Not. OK, fine.
I don't give a shit, either.
506
00:30:15,855 --> 00:30:18,413
Yes, you do. You want to turn me
into a genius,
507
00:30:18,415 --> 00:30:20,173
so my brother will fall in love
with you.
508
00:30:20,175 --> 00:30:22,213
No, I'm not doing that. I'm
literally here...
509
00:30:22,215 --> 00:30:24,015
Are you still a virgin?
ECHOES: FUCK OFF!
510
00:30:26,175 --> 00:30:28,533
Don't worry, I got it.
511
00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:29,575
Shh.
512
00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:32,575
WHISPERS: Outrageous.
513
00:30:34,095 --> 00:30:35,733
How 'bout...
514
00:30:35,735 --> 00:30:37,653
..I ask you a maths question
515
00:30:37,655 --> 00:30:41,773
and for everyone you get right,
you can ask me a question?
516
00:30:41,775 --> 00:30:43,135
Sound good?
517
00:30:45,695 --> 00:30:48,133
My brother was right.
518
00:30:48,135 --> 00:30:49,735
You are clever.
519
00:30:52,975 --> 00:30:56,653
DISTANT DANCE MUSIC THUMPS
520
00:30:56,655 --> 00:30:59,453
I just love her so much, you know?
521
00:30:59,455 --> 00:31:02,173
I mean, she's...
522
00:31:02,175 --> 00:31:04,493
..she's caring, and she...
523
00:31:04,495 --> 00:31:06,375
..and she makes me laugh.
524
00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:14,973
And, you know, she's just not
interested in the money or the fame.
525
00:31:14,975 --> 00:31:16,693
You know, she...
526
00:31:16,695 --> 00:31:18,535
..she actually loves me for me.
527
00:31:19,895 --> 00:31:24,933
But I get this rage sometimes,
you know, this...this anger,
528
00:31:24,935 --> 00:31:30,453
and it's like I have to just blow up
anything that is good in my life.
529
00:31:30,455 --> 00:31:31,975
I mean, who does that?
530
00:31:34,655 --> 00:31:37,415
So, do you want to pay
by cash or by card?
531
00:32:05,735 --> 00:32:06,775
What are you doing?
532
00:32:08,255 --> 00:32:10,613
That's not how you roll a joint.
533
00:32:10,615 --> 00:32:11,773
Give it to me.
534
00:32:11,775 --> 00:32:13,335
DOORBELL RINGS
535
00:32:15,695 --> 00:32:17,655
It's not her, it's not her.
536
00:32:20,935 --> 00:32:23,413
Is she not here yet, then?
537
00:32:23,415 --> 00:32:26,893
No, not yet, fashionably late,
of course.
538
00:32:26,895 --> 00:32:29,215
That's so her. Isn't it?
539
00:32:31,135 --> 00:32:33,535
Well, come in, let me get you
a drink.
540
00:32:53,495 --> 00:32:55,573
"Dear Mr DuPont,
541
00:32:55,575 --> 00:32:57,893
"Re your letter dated May 7th,
542
00:32:57,895 --> 00:33:01,213
"we await your response to the
plaintiff's statement of claim
543
00:33:01,215 --> 00:33:03,375
"file number GRT 4...
544
00:33:05,015 --> 00:33:06,455
"..864...
545
00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:09,415
".. .1."
546
00:33:12,415 --> 00:33:15,055
Are you paid by the hour or the word
to type up this crap?
547
00:33:16,415 --> 00:33:19,455
Whatever they're paying you in
Singapore is not enough. So sorry.
548
00:33:20,695 --> 00:33:23,333
You know, every day I come
back to my desk after lunch
549
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:24,855
and I have a panic attack.
550
00:33:26,015 --> 00:33:28,853
I just sit here and I realise that
551
00:33:28,855 --> 00:33:31,493
I don't understand any of this.
552
00:33:31,495 --> 00:33:34,013
And if you're thinking, "Well, why
don't you quit, then,
553
00:33:34,015 --> 00:33:36,733
"you spineless, bog-eyed,
beanpole wanker?"
554
00:33:36,735 --> 00:33:40,413
I say, "And do what? Finance?
Sales?
555
00:33:40,415 --> 00:33:42,413
"I'd be worse at sales than I am at
bloody law
556
00:33:42,415 --> 00:33:45,615
"and I'm pretty bloody shit at that,
love, so that's a mad idea."
557
00:33:48,375 --> 00:33:50,373
DICTAPHONE BEEPS
558
00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:52,335
DICTAPHONE: Recording deleted.
559
00:33:54,255 --> 00:33:57,533
"Dear Mr DuPont, re your letter
dated May 7th,
560
00:33:57,535 --> 00:34:01,175
"We await your response to the
plaintiff's statement of claim..."
561
00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:24,733
I'm really trying to cut down
on my screen time, and I only
562
00:34:24,735 --> 00:34:27,493
want to follow influencers who make
me feel really good about myself.
563
00:34:27,495 --> 00:34:30,055
Yeah, me too.
DOORBELL RINGS
564
00:34:34,455 --> 00:34:36,855
Oh, no, it's just some old people.
565
00:34:43,735 --> 00:34:45,615
Yeah, come in. Hi, Frank.
566
00:34:47,455 --> 00:34:49,415
Is she even coming?
567
00:34:53,735 --> 00:34:56,615
Where's lady Gabby? She's coming.
568
00:36:13,335 --> 00:36:15,095
SHE SIGHS
569
00:36:36,095 --> 00:36:39,533
And you score 33 out of 60 on
paper one and then 75 out of 100
570
00:36:39,535 --> 00:36:41,013
on paper two,
571
00:36:41,015 --> 00:36:43,455
what's your overall percentage
score for the exam?
572
00:36:45,495 --> 00:36:47,453
67.5?
573
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:50,053
Very good. That is correct.
574
00:36:50,055 --> 00:36:53,933
My question. Why did you steal
stuff?
575
00:36:53,935 --> 00:36:55,653
I don't know.
576
00:36:55,655 --> 00:36:58,295
Not good enough. Must try harder.
577
00:37:02,575 --> 00:37:06,573
My mum does not like me doing things
that take me away from studying,
578
00:37:06,575 --> 00:37:10,455
but when she was my age,
her family in Sri Lanka were...
579
00:37:12,695 --> 00:37:14,493
..massacred.
580
00:37:14,495 --> 00:37:18,573
So, I feel like I just can't get mad
at her
581
00:37:18,575 --> 00:37:20,895
when she says I can't go ice skating
a school night.
582
00:37:23,055 --> 00:37:27,333
But I don't know, that...frustration
has to come out somewhere.
583
00:37:27,335 --> 00:37:30,093
Your mum sounds like my brother.
584
00:37:30,095 --> 00:37:32,533
He's trying to run my life. No, no,
he just...
585
00:37:32,535 --> 00:37:34,855
..he cares about you so much.
586
00:37:35,935 --> 00:37:39,413
Do you know he called social
services on our mum,
587
00:37:39,415 --> 00:37:41,853
had her parental rights taken away,
588
00:37:41,855 --> 00:37:44,615
so I'm forced to live with him
instead of my own mum.
589
00:37:45,935 --> 00:37:48,055
That's not caring.
That's psychopathic.
590
00:37:50,415 --> 00:37:54,055
Did she do something? No.
591
00:37:55,135 --> 00:37:56,975
She's just...sick.
592
00:37:58,775 --> 00:38:00,255
Sick how?
593
00:38:02,575 --> 00:38:03,895
Next question.
594
00:38:12,975 --> 00:38:15,373
OVER TANNOY: Welcome to
Good Burger. What can I get you?
595
00:38:15,375 --> 00:38:18,493
What would you recommend for someone
whose girlfriend is a cheating whore?
596
00:38:18,495 --> 00:38:21,095
Uh...spicy mozzarella dippers?
597
00:38:23,295 --> 00:38:27,453
Yeah, great, and I'll get to Gert
burgers and two large fries.
598
00:38:27,455 --> 00:38:28,855
Thanks. All right.
599
00:38:47,695 --> 00:38:48,933
Hi, friends.
600
00:38:48,935 --> 00:38:52,413
So I learnt something valuable
today, and I just wanted to take
601
00:38:52,415 --> 00:38:54,693
a minute to share it with you,
so here it is.
602
00:38:54,695 --> 00:38:59,893
Sometimes it's not what you do
that counts, it's what you don't do.
603
00:38:59,895 --> 00:39:02,413
HORN HONKS
604
00:39:02,415 --> 00:39:06,533
Now, I've talked to you guys
before about how I can react
605
00:39:06,535 --> 00:39:10,013
too emotionally to things,
and you know what, I very nearly
606
00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:11,533
did the same today.
607
00:39:11,535 --> 00:39:13,613
But then I remembered my
Eckhart Tolle.
608
00:39:13,615 --> 00:39:14,933
HORN HONKS
609
00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:18,693
"Suffering is resisting what is."
610
00:39:18,695 --> 00:39:21,133
HORN HONKS
MAN: Move!
611
00:39:21,135 --> 00:39:24,213
Now, if you can accept what is,
612
00:39:24,215 --> 00:39:28,533
you can relinquish anxiety
and anger.
613
00:39:28,535 --> 00:39:30,573
And just remember, peeps,
614
00:39:30,575 --> 00:39:33,253
you can't fix yourself
by breaking someone else.
615
00:39:33,255 --> 00:39:36,613
HORN HONKS
SHOUTS: What is your fucking problem?
616
00:39:36,615 --> 00:39:39,093
Can't you just wait
for five seconds?
617
00:39:39,095 --> 00:39:42,575
HORN HONKS
Oh, you piece of shit.
618
00:39:47,255 --> 00:39:49,695
SHE SCREAMS
619
00:39:52,735 --> 00:39:56,133
SHE SCREAMS
620
00:39:56,135 --> 00:39:58,055
Middle-aged wanker!
621
00:40:10,415 --> 00:40:11,893
We can't keep it.
622
00:40:11,895 --> 00:40:14,093
Why? I'm calling the police.
623
00:40:14,095 --> 00:40:17,573
You think those corrupt sons
of bitches are not going to keep it for themselves.
624
00:40:17,575 --> 00:40:20,253
It's not our money.
We found it, we're entitled to it.
625
00:40:20,255 --> 00:40:22,333
Sorry, are you citing the legal
precedent,
626
00:40:22,335 --> 00:40:24,293
"finders, keepers, losers, weepers"?
627
00:40:24,295 --> 00:40:26,333
We don't know who's money it is.
628
00:40:26,335 --> 00:40:28,613
It could be some old-aged
pensioners' life savings.
629
00:40:28,615 --> 00:40:33,413
Yes, cos us pensioners always
keep our life savings in the ceiling of a derelict building.
630
00:40:33,415 --> 00:40:36,373
No, what if this is from a
bank robbery? Then it's insured.
631
00:40:36,375 --> 00:40:39,413
No-one suffers. What if it's drug
money? We didn't sell drugs.
632
00:40:39,415 --> 00:40:41,853
No, but it came from ruining
lives in my community.
633
00:40:41,855 --> 00:40:45,653
Then use your cut to set
up a needle exchange
634
00:40:45,655 --> 00:40:47,893
or a methadone clinic.
635
00:40:47,895 --> 00:40:52,133
Yeah. You're not considering that.
Drug addiction is a major disease.
636
00:40:52,135 --> 00:40:54,173
Penis cancer is a major disease.
637
00:40:54,175 --> 00:40:57,533
Drug addiction is a lifestyle
choice. Lifestyle choice.
638
00:40:57,535 --> 00:41:01,093
No-one's selling their body for
heroin because they saw it on the cover of Grazia.
639
00:41:01,095 --> 00:41:04,893
Listen, even if we could justify
keeping this, which we can't, OK,
640
00:41:04,895 --> 00:41:06,813
and even though we patched
up the ceiling,
641
00:41:06,815 --> 00:41:08,333
whoever hid it there in the first
place,
642
00:41:08,335 --> 00:41:09,853
they're going to come looking for
it.
643
00:41:09,855 --> 00:41:15,253
And he's going to have a name
like Joey Pliers or Eddie Machete.
644
00:41:15,255 --> 00:41:17,253
OK, so... Thank you.
645
00:41:17,255 --> 00:41:20,213
I'm calling the police. One-third
of that enough to keep the lights
646
00:41:20,215 --> 00:41:21,653
on in your factory?
647
00:41:21,655 --> 00:41:25,293
You've got workers depending on you
to feed and clothe their kids.
648
00:41:25,295 --> 00:41:28,133
You think they care where their
pay packet comes from?
649
00:41:28,135 --> 00:41:30,653
It doesn't justify keeping it.
How old are you?
650
00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:34,773
45, when your business goes under,
are you getting another job?
651
00:41:34,775 --> 00:41:36,333
Are you going to retrain?
LINE TRILLS
652
00:41:36,335 --> 00:41:41,053
No. You're going to be my age,
stacking shelves down Tesco.
653
00:41:41,055 --> 00:41:45,293
OVER MOBILE: Hello, emergency
services. Which service do you require?
654
00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:46,893
Hello.
655
00:41:46,895 --> 00:41:49,893
Oh, God, OK, I need to think
about this.
656
00:41:49,895 --> 00:41:54,013
Me too. Fine, you two brain it
around. I'll hide the loot here until...
657
00:41:54,015 --> 00:41:57,413
No. No. Yeah. How do we know that
you're not on the next flight
658
00:41:57,415 --> 00:41:59,735
to the Costa del Sol? Because here.
659
00:42:05,415 --> 00:42:07,455
BOTH: Oh.
660
00:42:13,895 --> 00:42:17,053
Shit. Now we're going to have
to kill them.
661
00:42:17,055 --> 00:42:19,495
What did you say? Fuck. I'm kidding.
662
00:42:21,575 --> 00:42:22,615
Funny, man.
663
00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:31,855
KNOCK ON DOOR
664
00:42:38,495 --> 00:42:40,293
Yeah.
665
00:42:40,295 --> 00:42:43,013
I'm DS Selforth, this is DS Haines.
666
00:42:43,015 --> 00:42:45,213
We need to ask you a few questions.
667
00:42:45,215 --> 00:42:46,573
About what?
668
00:42:46,575 --> 00:42:49,855
About the masked gunman
seen running from this house.
669
00:43:07,215 --> 00:43:09,775
You get one phone call.
Who do you want to call?
670
00:43:12,975 --> 00:43:14,695
You don't have someone to call?
671
00:43:15,935 --> 00:43:17,295
No.
672
00:43:21,095 --> 00:43:22,535
Hang on.
673
00:43:42,575 --> 00:43:44,173
All right, mate?
674
00:43:44,175 --> 00:43:47,093
Journo, from the Mail.
Sent me down because that, uh,
675
00:43:47,095 --> 00:43:49,773
Lady Gabby Penrose-Howe is in again,
apparently.
676
00:43:49,775 --> 00:43:51,335
That so.
677
00:43:52,415 --> 00:43:55,813
Come on, chief.
Is she in there or...?
678
00:43:55,815 --> 00:43:57,693
Sorry, mate.
679
00:43:57,695 --> 00:44:00,455
Your pictures, my words. Huh?!
680
00:44:03,255 --> 00:44:05,453
Yeah. Uh-huh. All right.
681
00:44:05,455 --> 00:44:06,933
She's in there.
682
00:44:06,935 --> 00:44:11,053
Also, I heard there was a copper
in there who takes bribes.
683
00:44:11,055 --> 00:44:13,813
What's his name again? Bennett?
Bennett? Desk Sergeant.
684
00:44:13,815 --> 00:44:15,933
Desk Sergeant Bennett. Yeah, yeah.
685
00:44:15,935 --> 00:44:17,613
What's his rate again?
686
00:44:17,615 --> 00:44:21,733
100 quid for the details.
Extra 100 for the access.
687
00:44:21,735 --> 00:44:22,935
Cheers, m'dears.
688
00:44:30,295 --> 00:44:33,213
Hello, I'm Lady Gabriella
Penrose-Howe's solicitor.
689
00:44:33,215 --> 00:44:35,853
I believe you're holding her.
Yeah, that's right.
690
00:44:35,855 --> 00:44:39,933
I want all the charges dropped
and I want her taken out the back way so that pap doesn't get her.
691
00:44:39,935 --> 00:44:41,535
No chance, mate.
692
00:44:45,655 --> 00:44:49,053
OVER DICTAPHONE: I heard there
was a copper in their who takes bribes. What's his name again?
693
00:44:49,055 --> 00:44:51,973
PAPARAZZO: Bennett. Bennett? Desk
Sergeant. Desk Sergeant Bennett.
694
00:44:51,975 --> 00:44:54,653
Yeah, yeah. What's his rate again?
695
00:44:54,655 --> 00:44:59,815
100 quid for the details. Extra 100
for the access. Cheers, m'dears.
696
00:45:01,735 --> 00:45:03,015
No chance?
697
00:45:19,655 --> 00:45:21,853
You won't believe it, mate.
698
00:45:21,855 --> 00:45:24,573
She tunnelled her way out
with a cocaine spoon.
699
00:45:24,575 --> 00:45:26,695
She's halfway to Chipping Norton.
700
00:45:42,055 --> 00:45:43,533
You all right?
701
00:45:43,535 --> 00:45:45,213
No.
702
00:45:45,215 --> 00:45:48,013
I'm pathetic and lonely.
703
00:45:48,015 --> 00:45:51,053
Please, no-one's more pathetic
and lonely than me.
704
00:45:51,055 --> 00:45:54,133
I live in a flat paid for by my dad,
which he never visits.
705
00:45:54,135 --> 00:45:56,653
I live in a flat for divorcees
where they make you pay six months
706
00:45:56,655 --> 00:45:58,693
upfront in case you hang yourself.
707
00:45:58,695 --> 00:46:01,693
I depend on likes from people
I don't even know for any
708
00:46:01,695 --> 00:46:03,293
kind of self-worth.
709
00:46:03,295 --> 00:46:05,133
My wife walked out cos she said
that living with me
710
00:46:05,135 --> 00:46:06,575
was like being trapped down a well.
711
00:46:08,575 --> 00:46:11,413
When I was arrested, the only
person I had to call was you.
712
00:46:11,415 --> 00:46:14,573
You win. That's the most pathetic
thing I've ever heard, and that's...
713
00:46:14,575 --> 00:46:17,455
And I've heard some pathetic things.
714
00:46:18,975 --> 00:46:20,693
What were you in for this time?
715
00:46:20,695 --> 00:46:22,295
Oh, God, I...
716
00:46:23,495 --> 00:46:25,893
I smashed up a man's car
by reversing into it.
717
00:46:25,895 --> 00:46:28,293
No way! I did the same
to a police car.
718
00:46:28,295 --> 00:46:30,013
What, seriously? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
719
00:46:30,015 --> 00:46:33,733
Well, then we're car vandal buddies.
Car vandal buddies, yeah, forever.
720
00:46:33,735 --> 00:46:34,775
Boom. Boom.
721
00:46:36,975 --> 00:46:40,413
You know what makes me feel better
if I've had a bad day is junk food.
722
00:46:40,415 --> 00:46:44,013
There's a drive-thru near here...
Definitely not. No? OK.
723
00:46:44,015 --> 00:46:45,535
Well, what would cheer you up?
724
00:46:49,215 --> 00:46:51,575
INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
725
00:47:07,015 --> 00:47:08,253
Hey.
726
00:47:08,255 --> 00:47:10,053
Hi.
727
00:47:10,055 --> 00:47:11,613
How'd it go?
728
00:47:11,615 --> 00:47:12,813
Yeah, good.
729
00:47:12,815 --> 00:47:16,373
As you said your sister is
a really clever young woman.
730
00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:17,653
What do you think, Es?
731
00:47:17,655 --> 00:47:19,733
I think that you're such an idiot
732
00:47:19,735 --> 00:47:21,813
that to stop me from ruining my
future
733
00:47:21,815 --> 00:47:24,053
you got me a tutor
who's ruining her future.
734
00:47:24,055 --> 00:47:26,375
Great find, bro!
735
00:47:32,615 --> 00:47:37,533
But she still did a pretty good job
so...
736
00:47:37,535 --> 00:47:39,295
..I'd study with her again.
737
00:47:43,455 --> 00:47:47,173
Thanks again. Pleasure.
738
00:47:47,175 --> 00:47:49,213
Think she has a chance of passing?
739
00:47:49,215 --> 00:47:52,333
With a few more sessions, yeah, I
think so.
740
00:47:52,335 --> 00:47:54,375
Cool. It's good to know.
741
00:47:55,455 --> 00:47:57,453
Do you want to go for a coffee?
742
00:47:57,455 --> 00:47:59,453
I...
743
00:47:59,455 --> 00:48:01,133
..can't, it's getting late and I...
744
00:48:01,135 --> 00:48:03,253
Oh, no, yeah, sorry, it is late.
745
00:48:03,255 --> 00:48:04,933
Coffee now would be madness.
746
00:48:04,935 --> 00:48:06,535
We'd never get to sleep.
747
00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:10,613
In our separate beds.
748
00:48:10,615 --> 00:48:11,853
Yeah.
749
00:48:11,855 --> 00:48:13,575
All right, well,
I'll see you at CS.
750
00:48:14,575 --> 00:48:15,815
Yeah. Yeah?
751
00:48:17,815 --> 00:48:21,253
By the way, I like your necklace.
752
00:48:21,255 --> 00:48:24,255
Thanks. I stole it from Pandora.
753
00:48:33,775 --> 00:48:36,695
LOUD CHATTER
754
00:48:40,175 --> 00:48:42,735
That's for being a liar
and wasting everybody's time.
755
00:48:47,975 --> 00:48:49,413
Mum's right.
756
00:48:49,415 --> 00:48:51,693
You are lying, two-faced snake.
757
00:48:51,695 --> 00:48:53,893
IN DEEP VOICE: Pizza delivery.
758
00:48:53,895 --> 00:48:56,013
Who ordered pizza?
759
00:48:56,015 --> 00:48:57,573
IN NORMAL VOICE: Hi, friends.
760
00:48:57,575 --> 00:49:00,175
GASPS AND EXCITED CHATTER
761
00:49:01,335 --> 00:49:03,493
Who wants free pizza?
762
00:49:03,495 --> 00:49:06,815
It's not strictly free,
I did pay for it.
763
00:49:07,855 --> 00:49:10,453
Tommy, hi, handsome.
764
00:49:10,455 --> 00:49:12,933
Oh, long time, no see.
765
00:49:12,935 --> 00:49:16,653
Darling, I am so sorry, I'm late.
What have I missed?
766
00:49:16,655 --> 00:49:19,733
Not much. Can I introduce you to
some people?
767
00:49:19,735 --> 00:49:21,973
Oh, naturellement.
768
00:49:21,975 --> 00:49:25,213
This is Beth and Cassidy.
769
00:49:25,215 --> 00:49:27,333
It's a pleasure to meet you, ladies.
770
00:49:27,335 --> 00:49:28,693
Hi.
771
00:49:28,695 --> 00:49:30,533
Do you mind if they take
a picture with you?
772
00:49:30,535 --> 00:49:32,415
Abso-bloody-lutely. Come on.
773
00:49:35,455 --> 00:49:38,375
Here, let's give
that to someone else. You.
774
00:49:39,655 --> 00:49:41,093
Now, tell me,
775
00:49:41,095 --> 00:49:42,975
does this party have a hashtag yet?
776
00:49:50,935 --> 00:49:53,333
Anyone want a pizza?
777
00:49:53,335 --> 00:49:55,733
Cost me a bloody fortune.
778
00:49:55,735 --> 00:49:57,295
Get involved, mate.
779
00:50:11,015 --> 00:50:14,575
She's just getting home.
I'm going to call her.
780
00:50:20,055 --> 00:50:21,653
MOBILE RINGS
781
00:50:21,655 --> 00:50:25,373
Hello? Hi. We're on our way home.
Are you back yet?
782
00:50:25,375 --> 00:50:28,093
Aren't you checking on the app?
No, of course not.
783
00:50:28,095 --> 00:50:29,573
Well, I'm home.
784
00:50:29,575 --> 00:50:33,415
I'm just walking to the door now.
785
00:50:35,375 --> 00:50:37,613
Hey, what did you study
at the library?
786
00:50:37,615 --> 00:50:39,413
Unit vectors, again.
787
00:50:39,415 --> 00:50:42,653
I bet that was more interesting than
spending an evening with Yamini.
788
00:50:42,655 --> 00:50:45,613
Her story about doing the half
marathon in under three hours
789
00:50:45,615 --> 00:50:47,933
someone took over four hours.
RANI GROANS
790
00:50:47,935 --> 00:50:50,453
She's just jealous that
you are going to Oxford
791
00:50:50,455 --> 00:50:52,733
and her daughter dropped out of
catering college.
792
00:50:52,735 --> 00:50:55,733
She flunked custard. Classic Yamini.
793
00:50:55,735 --> 00:50:58,533
I know! Listen, we'll be home
in about five minutes.
794
00:50:58,535 --> 00:51:00,693
OK? We'll see you soon. OK.
795
00:51:00,695 --> 00:51:02,015
Love you. Bye. Bye.
796
00:51:13,335 --> 00:51:15,135
WATER RUSHES
797
00:51:17,455 --> 00:51:18,615
CAT MEOWS
798
00:51:20,335 --> 00:51:21,735
Hey, do you want to go outside?
799
00:51:24,495 --> 00:51:25,895
Yes, you do.
800
00:51:49,535 --> 00:51:51,775
MUFFLED SCREAMS
801
00:51:56,495 --> 00:51:59,413
She is the one who is not
happy with plastic fittings.
802
00:51:59,415 --> 00:52:00,493
Oh, for goodness' sake.
803
00:52:00,495 --> 00:52:03,133
Never fly... Because she doesn't
want to pay for the better ones.
804
00:52:03,135 --> 00:52:04,853
I said, look... Yes! Exactly, right,
805
00:52:04,855 --> 00:52:07,373
Do not struggle. Shut the fuck up.
806
00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:09,253
Now I'm going to take my hand away.
807
00:52:09,255 --> 00:52:13,693
If you scream, I'll slit your throat
and anyone who walks in that door.
808
00:52:13,695 --> 00:52:14,855
Got it?
809
00:52:17,495 --> 00:52:19,613
Do you recognise this van?
810
00:52:19,615 --> 00:52:21,293
Do you recognise the van?
811
00:52:21,295 --> 00:52:24,493
SHOUTS: How many fucking times do I
have to say it? Do you recognise the van?
812
00:52:24,495 --> 00:52:26,135
It's my dad's. It's my dad's van.
813
00:52:28,655 --> 00:52:31,093
Well, the driver of this van helped
someone steal from us.
814
00:52:31,095 --> 00:52:32,893
Was it your dad? No.
815
00:52:32,895 --> 00:52:35,695
So why was your dad's van
in Lawrence Hill on Sunday night?
816
00:52:36,975 --> 00:52:39,253
Are you deaf?! I...I...
817
00:52:39,255 --> 00:52:42,133
It was...it was stolen
about a week ago.
818
00:52:42,135 --> 00:52:43,893
It was stolen by who? I don't know.
819
00:52:43,895 --> 00:52:46,613
Who was the van stolen by? We
reported it to the police
820
00:52:46,615 --> 00:52:48,893
and they haven't got back to us.
We don't know.
821
00:52:48,895 --> 00:52:51,733
We don't know who stole it. Are you
lying to me? Are you lying? I'm not lying.
822
00:52:51,735 --> 00:52:54,093
I'm not lying.
823
00:52:54,095 --> 00:52:57,215
Cos you know if you are lying,
I'll kill you and your whole family.
824
00:52:59,175 --> 00:53:01,215
WHISPERS: And I will bury you
myself.
825
00:53:07,015 --> 00:53:10,895
INDISTINCT CHATTER
826
00:53:14,415 --> 00:53:17,813
Hiya. Have a goodnight? Yes.
827
00:53:17,815 --> 00:53:20,093
Have you eaten?
I brought you some leftovers.
828
00:53:20,095 --> 00:53:22,653
I don't have much of appetite,
but thank you.
829
00:53:22,655 --> 00:53:25,493
Oh. Oh. OK. OK, suit yourself.
830
00:53:25,495 --> 00:53:27,455
Coffee, please.
831
00:53:41,295 --> 00:53:42,335
Oi!
832
00:53:44,175 --> 00:53:46,375
He wants to talk to you.
833
00:53:48,375 --> 00:53:49,453
Hello.
834
00:53:49,455 --> 00:53:51,813
OVER MOBILE: I get this all the time
with ambitious people.
835
00:53:51,815 --> 00:53:54,733
They forget who they were before
I came into their lives.
836
00:53:54,735 --> 00:53:56,413
Do you remember who you were?
837
00:53:56,415 --> 00:53:57,853
A fucking nobody.
838
00:53:57,855 --> 00:54:01,613
A scared little child. You wanted
respect. I gave you status.
839
00:54:01,615 --> 00:54:04,053
You needed money,
I taught you a trade.
840
00:54:04,055 --> 00:54:06,173
And now this is a loyalty I get.
841
00:54:06,175 --> 00:54:08,133
What, chill out. What happened?
842
00:54:08,135 --> 00:54:10,453
My West Country line gets jacked.
843
00:54:10,455 --> 00:54:12,213
thief knows exactly
where to find it,
844
00:54:12,215 --> 00:54:15,613
and you're saying you didn't take it
or the bag?
845
00:54:15,615 --> 00:54:17,133
What bag?
846
00:54:17,135 --> 00:54:20,373
The bag on its way from your inbred
part of the world
847
00:54:20,375 --> 00:54:22,973
with six months of my fucking
earnings.
848
00:54:22,975 --> 00:54:24,853
What?
849
00:54:24,855 --> 00:54:29,493
"'Good morning, Pinocchio,' said,
the fox, greeting him courteously.
850
00:54:29,495 --> 00:54:33,333
"'How do you know my name,'
asked the marionette?
851
00:54:33,335 --> 00:54:34,733
"'I know your father well.
852
00:54:34,735 --> 00:54:38,253
"I saw him yesterday,
standing in the door of his house.'
853
00:54:38,255 --> 00:54:40,213
"'And what was he doing?'
854
00:54:40,215 --> 00:54:43,373
"He was in his shirtsleeves,
trembling with cold.'
855
00:54:43,375 --> 00:54:47,853
"But after today, God willing,
he will suffer no longer.
856
00:54:47,855 --> 00:54:50,255
'Because I have become a rich man.'
857
00:54:53,975 --> 00:54:58,093
"'And may I ask,' inquired the fox,
858
00:54:58,095 --> 00:55:01,335
"'what you are going to do
with all that money?'"
859
00:55:08,135 --> 00:55:11,213
Guaranteed peace of mind
is what you promised me,
860
00:55:11,215 --> 00:55:14,173
well, I don't feel too fucking
peaceful.
861
00:55:14,175 --> 00:55:17,693
I tax you less and you stop shit
like this from happening.
862
00:55:17,695 --> 00:55:19,333
That was our deal.
863
00:55:19,335 --> 00:55:21,373
So I suggest you find my money
864
00:55:21,375 --> 00:55:25,453
and whoever took it, because now
I have to kill either them
865
00:55:25,455 --> 00:55:28,055
or you just to make a fucking point.
866
00:55:42,535 --> 00:55:44,815
You have no moral compass.
867
00:55:51,175 --> 00:55:54,853
Right, and immediately just
chundered all down himself.
868
00:55:54,855 --> 00:55:56,213
Disgraceful.
869
00:55:56,215 --> 00:55:58,575
LAUGHTER
What?
870
00:56:12,255 --> 00:56:15,495
INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
871
00:56:15,545 --> 00:56:20,095
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