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I want to go to Cyprus.
No more Michael, no more Eagle.
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I'll just start
a whole new business.
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I'm just a person that loves you.
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Is it OK if I know you do?
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THEY GIGGLE
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Oh, my God, is that Katia?
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I don't remember it being her.
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I do.
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I do.
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OK, agency names - Perfect Lettings,
Perfect Dude Lettings.
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Yeah. Sorry, if we want this new
agency to be sweeping the scene,
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we need a name that's going to be
just freckled with respect.
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You know what I mean?
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Stathy,
is kneeling down quite respect?
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Cos it could be Kneeling Down Lets.
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I think that's great.
A signature move, too.
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We could kneel in our office once
we stop working out of Stath's car.
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Not that that's important.
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But...
OK.
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What about, yeah, Minute Silence?
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Do you know what mean? What's more
respectful than a minute's silence?
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You don't talk for a minute,
for God's sake.
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Yeah. Minute Silence Lets.
Minute Silence Lets.
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I mean, it's amazing.
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It's got everything.
it reminds me of war.
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No, it's perfect -
Minute Silence Lets. That's it.
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Gawd, I like you forever.
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Thank you. Sophie, you part of this
business or is it just me and Stath?
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Of course, she's a founder member.
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Erm, I'd like to try to be a bit
more successful than this business,
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if that's OK.
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Hey, er,
it's very successful...so far.
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Al, talk to your girlfriend.
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Erm, I love you.
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Love you, too.
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Well, that's gorgeous.
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Stathy, it maybe does feel like
the business might just be us,
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er, talking next to the swings.
Like, how you gonna get customers?
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SCOFFS: Wrong!
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I could walk up to any Barry, Devlin,
Derlin in the park and say,
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"Do you want to let a flat from me?"
And they'll go, "Yeah."
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Could you? Oh, my God. Yeah.
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Watch me.
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Er, excuse me, excuse me.
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HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
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I was just wondering if you're
on the market for a property.
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Yeah.
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What?
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Oh, are you really? Yeah.
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What, like, a two-bed near here?
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Near here?
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Yeah.
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OK.
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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
Do you like this room?
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Huh? Do you like this room? Yep.
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And this room?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Do you like that?
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Yeah.
OK.
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So do you want to rent the flat?
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Yeah.
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Yeah!
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HE CHUCKLES
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That's charming.
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So, what we need to do now...
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..is erm...
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I just realised
I actually don't know what to do
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when you get to the end of a viewing.
Like, my dad usually does it.
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I don't think I can
rent you the flat, Howard.
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But did you enjoy the tour?
Yeah. Yeah!
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ALL: Wedding situation
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It's a situation
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Commitment, wedding, marriage
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Invitation...
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Don't cut off my moustache, please.
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Go on.
Can it be James Bond moustache?
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What, you think I don't know how to
give you a James Bond moustache?
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You made us your best man, innit?
Let me shave you.
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Look how much Steven
trusts his best man.
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I've actually never shaved a friend
to look like a Bond before.
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You're kidding. What inspired
a fancy dress wedding, Vasos?
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Because I am gay. Oh.
But Steven copied my James Bond.
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Copydog!
THEY CHUCKLE
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It's OK.
Me and Al done matchling as well.
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Steven, can you guess
which clothes we are?
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Er... AMERICAN ACCENT:
Dollars, dollars, dollars, Texas.
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Spice Girls.
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No. I've come as President America
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and Al is Jonathan Ross
interviewing me at 10.35 on ITV.
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It's all Sophie's vision.
I can't take any credit.
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Oh, I've just had a curry puff.
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Aw. Do you know what Katia's
coming to the wedding as?
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Oh, she said that she's doing
the crab colour.
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Right.
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Does that match with me?
I don't know.
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Stathy? Mm?
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Are you pleasant?
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Me, pleasant?
I'm full of the joys of spring, mate.
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I wanted to check
you're not a lonely boy.
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Well, you can check it out, OK?
Don't worry about my lonely, innit?
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I got a couple of surprises
up my Steven... Sleeven, Steven.
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HE CHUCKLES
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Wedding bells
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Are you christening?
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I wish I was marrying my dad,
Steven. You sneaker!
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Steven, it would be good
to get to know a few facts about you
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for my speech.
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Any funny moments
from your life or...?
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Er, I am 65.
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Er, when I born, I had red hair.
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AL CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY
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Anything else?
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No.
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Hey. Church!
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No, yeah, I love a bit of Med
on my plate.
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Yeah, no, exactly, halloumi.
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And you drop down and that's it.
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The gun is on them.
It's threats like this
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Matrix, Matrix. Ha, ha.
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There are little Staths
and Sophies everywhere.
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What's happening?
Sorry, what is your costume?
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Mamma Mia! I'm a guest in Mamma Mia!
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Erm, what's yours?
Sort of a sex alien?
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I'm Blade, vampire character.
That's fancy dress.
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Everyone I ask has just come as a
character that wears normal clothes.
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She said she's come as Dawson
from Dawson's Creek.
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Have you seen Katia, by the way?
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Are you Dawson from...? I love it.
That's real.
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How do you...? Ahh! Oh, my God,
the memories came flooding back.
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Sorry. You all right?
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Well, welcome to the day
of my father's promise.
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No, seriously, how have you been?
Cos it's been a while.
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Er, so I got a job
assisting a drama teacher.
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Yeah. Er, helping out and that.
Yeah. We make music with our bodies.
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So, it's really fulfilling.
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Erm, and your clothes, my Lord.
What are you, a Wall Street banker?
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It's Blade.
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Blaze.
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And you, Carole, how's it been?
How's it been?
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What you asking me?
How have you been?
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All right, Helen? You all right,
Helen? You all right? It is Helen.
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ALL CHANT: Best man! Best man!
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Best man!
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Is it true
that you're really famous?
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Oh, I don't know. Are you?
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Thanks, er, thanks so much for that,
guys. That was, that was crazy.
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Sophie, sorry.
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She's seen you in this big Greek
speech and your YouTube videos.
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Everyone is really loving what
you're doing in Cyprus. The success!
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Cyprus, Oh! Are you my cousin
or are you just Greek?
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Are you looking forward
to my dad's commitment?
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How am I dressed madder than Katia?
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Here comes rubble, right? Right,
I'm off to get some oily squid.
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All right.
I'm going to go stand on my own.
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So, like, what you up to, like,
at the wedding, yeah?
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I don't know. I was thinking maybe I
would photo bomb or eat more lamb.
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Oh, cool. Anyway, if you got nothing
going on at the wedding, like,
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you know I could get you
a bridesmaid role.
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Can I meet the priest?
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If you're a bridesmaid,
you come up the altar with us,
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you stand at us with the "ultra",
just get moved by what's happening.
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Oh, yeah, OK, yeah.
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You wanna be bridesmaid?
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All right, I can sort that out
for you. I can sort that out for you.
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You look good, Katia. Mm.
You look good.
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What you come as,
a sort of strawberry drink?
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Very close. Crab mixed with snake.
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Crabsnake. I thought so, yeah, yeah.
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You look good. Yeah.
What are you dressed as?
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What am I dressed as? Yeah.
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Dean.
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ALL CHANT: Best man! Best man!
Oh, come on. Best man!
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ORGAN PLAYS WEDDING MARCH
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Is that a presenter from Greek TV?
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Lady, gentleman and LGBBQ,
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welcome to the wedding ceremony
of Vasos Charalambos
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and Steven Papa Stefano.
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Can I start by asking you both
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to say a speech to the other person,
please?
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Speech! Speech!
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You ever heard someone
say that in a film? Speech!
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Speech.
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HE MOUTHS
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Please. This is my speech.
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"Never forget
where you've come here from.
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"Never pretend that it's all real.
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"Someday soon, this will all be
someone else's dream."
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Little Barlow from the heart.
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PAPER RUSTLES
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"Never forget
where you've come here from.
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"Never pretend that it's all real.
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"Someday soon, this will all be
someone else's dream."
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WHISPERS: They sound the same.
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I told him I was doing this.
What's wrong with you, Steven?
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I loved it when he said that,
"What's wrong with you, Steven?"
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What a funny moment
from the wedding.
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Very funny. Very funny.
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Now we do the I do.
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Do you, Vasos?
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I'll do it.
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Do you want to do it, Steven?
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I'll do it.
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Very good. Oh, bravo, bravo!
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Now, before we make it
very official,
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does anybody have enough
of the courage to say a reason
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why these two men should not be
married here today? Please?
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HE SIGHS
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Katia,
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will you marry me? Ooh! Waa!
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No, no way. Get up.
Oh, you're kidding.
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No, no. I was just...
No, stop worrying about everything.
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Why is he on the floor?
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Will you marry me as a surprise?
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Do you want to do it?
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No, I don't want to.
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She doesn't want to do it. Let's get
me up. No, no, just do Dad's one.
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Efstathios, was that the reason
for them not to be marriage?
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No, this was the reason
for me and Katia not to be married.
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What reason?
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The reason is she said no
when I asked her to marry me.
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Marry my dad, Solaki, man. Shut up!
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CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
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CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
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CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
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CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
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Katia, do you remember what happened?
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HE CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY
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ALL : Best man! Best man!
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Best man!
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DEAN CHATTERS
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Bambos, er,
is acting in Cyprus a good one?
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I heard that you in films and
that it actually did film your face.
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Thank you for asking.
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I actually spent 15 whole minutes
talking to Sir Patrick Stewart.
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Good God. What did you talk about?
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I actually told him
through the window of his trailer,
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some good shaving techniques
for your head.
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Very much.
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But I'm hearing a lot of things
about you. I'm very proud of you.
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Aw. And I'm looking forward
to your speeches.
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Oh, yeah. I'll be watching.
Oh, my God. Bravo, yeah.
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Oh, God.
I'm jumpy about my speech now.
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Should I put some acting in it?
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What are you doing
for your Steven speech?
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Oh, I've just got this great story
about his hair colour.
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Yeah.
247
00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,520
Can I borrow your jacket
if you're not wearing it?
248
00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:20,640
I need to hide some stuff.
249
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,840
Oh, gosh.
250
00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,600
Katia, have you tried
the different meat?
251
00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:27,080
I introduce to you
the wedding of the day.
252
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:32,600
Mr and Mr Vasos and Steven.
253
00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:35,480
APPLAUSE
254
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,640
Er, check, check, yo, yo.
255
00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:42,440
Erm, so Vasos FaceTimed me
last night to give me this honour
256
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:45,840
and he mentioned that Steven's
family, for whatever reason,
257
00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,640
erm, don't like him very much.
258
00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:51,000
So if liking Steven's what you want,
then they came to the right guy...
259
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,200
HE CHUCKLES
260
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:55,760
...because I do like Steven.
261
00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:01,320
Thank you for everything
HE PLAYS THE KEYBOARD
262
00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:05,280
Thank you for every conversation
263
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:08,080
You bring what you bring
264
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:11,680
What you bring
is 65 years of exhilaration
265
00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:16,960
You had red hair
when you were born.
266
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,840
Oh, whoa, come on.
APPLAUSE
267
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,560
Beautiful.
268
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:28,320
And now, quickly,
the children of the wedding.
269
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:33,000
Sophie, the actor and Efstathios
who is NOT getting married.
270
00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:36,000
LAUGHTER
271
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:42,560
Without further da-doo,
here's the speech
272
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,720
and I am going to do the acting
in this speech.
273
00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,080
Bambos.
274
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,120
Yeah.
275
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:53,440
And if everyone could forget
what I did at the wedding. OK.
276
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:56,960
Hello. My name's my sister, Sophie.
277
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,440
And I my name is Stath.
278
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:04,360
BOTH: Wait a minute.
That can't be right at all.
279
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,200
LAUGHTER
280
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:12,920
BOTH: But if I'm Sophie and Stath,
which one of us is the groom?
281
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,080
Vasos.
282
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,960
It's me, Vasos. Round of applause.
283
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,960
APPLAUSE
284
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,120
LAUGHTER
285
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,400
But seriously, man,
286
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:31,720
everyone thinks my dad
is just a small old lettings man
287
00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:34,760
who always wears light brown colours.
288
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:38,760
Well, get a life,
because to me and Sophie...
289
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:43,200
BOTH: ..he means everything to me,
everything.
290
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,040
He is a father.
291
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:49,720
IMITATES VASOS: I am looking
after you the best that I can.
292
00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,600
Please!
293
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:54,040
Very good acting, Bambos.
294
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,400
Two - policeman to us.
295
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,000
IMITATES VASOS: Nine, nine, nine.
296
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,480
I got to get these kids from Cyprus
297
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:04,480
to the UK for their education.
298
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:05,520
Please!
299
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:11,160
And also, he is someone
who is very scared of geese.
300
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:15,200
IMITATES VASOS: Get these BLEEP geese
away from me! Please!
301
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,840
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
302
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:19,160
BOTH: We love our dad to death!
303
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:25,840
Encore.
304
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,280
Whoo!
305
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,320
WHISTLING
306
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:34,160
OK, now that everyone...
really likes me...
307
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,880
..I got more thing to say.
308
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,080
I'm going again, girl.
309
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,640
Will you marry me?
310
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:43,720
ALL GASP
311
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,360
No, that was my chin on it.
It wasn't...
312
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,680
Yes!
313
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,400
What?
314
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,160
Are you asking me or her?
315
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,080
Her! She! You, you. Red dress.
316
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:57,680
I'm saying, I'm saying... No, I'm
saying yes. As in, Katia, say yes.
317
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,360
Why don't you say yes, grey hat?
318
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,280
I'm trying to keep in the loop here.
Was that a yes to me?
319
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,320
Will you marry me?
320
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:08,160
No! Part two, the sequel.
321
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,400
No. OK, then strike up the band.
322
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:14,200
Honestly, strike it up. How many
times do I have to say strike?
323
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,520
We're getting up. We're getting up.
Let's do it.
324
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,800
Right, OK, so? Whoop-a!
325
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,000
It's a Greek wedding, innit?
326
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,720
These are paper plates.
These are paper.
327
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,960
Could we get a couple of hard plates?
328
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,120
What's going happen is
they're not going to smash.
329
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,080
Well, you gotta tear them. It's
really just a case of tear and smash.
330
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:32,960
Come on, get up. OK, everybody,
come on, get up, we're doing plates.
331
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,600
GREEK MUSIC PLAYS
332
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:35,720
Whoop-a!
333
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,720
GREEK MUSIC PLAYS
ALL CHEERING
334
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,080
ALL CLAPPING
335
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:57,074
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336
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,800
Oh, your acting was very good,
I thought it was really good.
337
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,520
Oh, my God, thank you.
338
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:06,280
My head was got so hot,
I thought I'd burnt it.
339
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,720
THEY LAUGH
Did you like Al's speech?
340
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,200
Not very much, if I'm being honest.
341
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,080
That's totally fine.
Thanks for listening.
342
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,480
When you come to Cyprus, my agent
has a professional thing out there,
343
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,440
he's got a cactus in his office
and everything,
344
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,920
he'd sign you in a heartbeat.
345
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:22,160
Oh, I can't, cos me and Al are
getting a takeaway next weekend.
346
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,480
And that's in England.
347
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,880
You should go.
I'd love to move to Cyprus.
348
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,480
Would you? I love cucumber and...
349
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,120
Would you move to Cyprus?
350
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,800
Hey, Mr Will You Marry Me?
351
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,800
Your sister is going to move to
Cyprus with the squeak man singer.
352
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,560
What? Which sister?
353
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,920
My only one. Sophie, you...
354
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,880
What did he say,
you're going to move to Cyprus?
355
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:43,400
It was just a quick chat in the
conga cos Dad's going to Cyprus...
356
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,200
I was going to say, what, what, what,
Mr What From Watford?
357
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:49,800
My sister's going to Cyprus? My dad's
already... My dad's already going.
358
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,400
I don't know.
SHE GIGGLES
359
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,520
You don't know about what?
360
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:56,640
Well, sometimes maybe someone
can do something.
361
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,160
Is that, you're going...
You want to move to Cyprus?
362
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,640
No, I don't...
363
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:04,120
What, your dad's going and you're
going? And Katia won't marry me.
364
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:07,360
I only found out about this two
seconds ago when we were jiggling.
365
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,000
Yes.
366
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,000
I'll be alone now, then.
367
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,960
I'll see you there. Where's Dad?
368
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000
Stath...
369
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,840
MUSIC STOPS
ALL CHEER
370
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,200
Don't blame you,
a little bit of beef.
371
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,960
It's meat medley, who wants to know?
372
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,160
Oh. CHUCKLES: Sorry.
373
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,920
Do you know what, Katia?
I'm sort of sorry generally
374
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,800
if I've been a bit sort of
bullish to you.
375
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:34,840
It's just, it's my way.
I'm a bull, what can I say?
376
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,320
And you are always in red, so...
377
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,680
SHE CHUCKLES
378
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:42,440
OK, forget about me. I'm going to
throw something else into the mix.
379
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:45,480
You know, Stath really has
a throb on for you
380
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,640
and you're both oddballs.
381
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,320
Have another pop.
382
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,040
Carole. Yeah. Bae. Yeah.
383
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:58,240
You think I'm cool, I get it,
but I'm gonna do me tonight, OK?
384
00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,640
ALL: Claims!
385
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,960
What's Claims? It's Blade, bruv.
386
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,440
Thank you, Helen, I got her.
Hello, Dina, you having a good night?
387
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,800
Have you seen my father, dad,
er, Vasos?
388
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,640
Er, yeah, he's somewhere around.
389
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,240
You all right? You fell over
a lot of times today.
390
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:16,240
Well, maybe you'd fall over a lot of
times if you loved lots of stuff
391
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,800
and then all that stuff was, like,
392
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,960
"Oh, check your reflex, I'm going
to Cyprus for the cucumber."
393
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,560
It's like talking to a dance track.
Just say what's wrong clearly.
394
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,680
I wanted to get Dina
a proper parents family,
395
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,600
where we kiss
at nine o'clock in the morning
396
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:34,120
and then everyone comes around and
we play a board game on the low table
397
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,680
and then we're like, "Ooooh, daa!"
398
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:42,080
But I don't even have that now
cos everyone's leaving me!
399
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,880
And Dina,
I don't have anything to give her.
400
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,200
I don't have a person to give her.
401
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,720
Not even a bit
or a piece to give her.
402
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,800
I can't even handle Michael & Eagle.
I'm gonna go and propose to Katia.
403
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:56,000
OK, bruv. What? Stop trying to give
your daughter a lettings agency.
404
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,040
Trust me, she don't want it.
405
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,920
Just feel lucky, bruv.
406
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:03,760
You had a daughter,
someone let YOU have a daughter.
407
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,040
So that's a nice surprise, innit?
408
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,280
Enjoy that.
409
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,840
HE SIGHS
410
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,960
Is that your real hair?
411
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,400
We did always say that if
we were going to move to Cyprus,
412
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:19,760
we'd do it together.
413
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,360
You, you...
414
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,080
You, you, you've got to go.
415
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:30,040
I mean, I'll come with you
if you'll you have me,
416
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,840
but you, you, you've got to go.
417
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,600
Cyprus, it's where stuff
is happening, you know?
418
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,560
You know that, I know that,
everybody knows that.
419
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:41,440
Yeah. I mean, sometimes you've just
got to do stuff for yourself.
420
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,200
And Stath, Stath loves you...
421
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,960
I love him.
And, yeah, and he's got Dina.
422
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000
They can visit.
423
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:50,960
Yeah, yeah, he'll be, er,
he'll be cool though.
424
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,120
Oh, my God, Al, we...
Maybe we should go.
425
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,720
Do you think so?
426
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,280
CHUCKLES: Oh, God.
427
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,520
APPLAUSE
Thank you, everybody.
428
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,800
It's very nicely to be here.
429
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:07,080
I want to say something
before we leave to Cyprus.
430
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:12,600
I love Greek music, but my children
is grow up in England,
431
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:16,880
so I want to do a song for them...
432
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,480
..from America.
433
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,160
Please.
434
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,560
Stathy.
435
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,560
And Sophie.
436
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,280
I'm with Dina, I can't dance.
437
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,560
Bring Dina with you.
438
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,080
Ahh, ah
439
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,440
Ahh, ah
440
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,000
That's how much I love you
441
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,480
That's how much I need you
442
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,520
And I can't stand you
443
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:57,480
Must everything you do
make me wanna smile
444
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:01,000
Can I not like you for a while?
445
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,440
But you won't let me
446
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,400
You upset me, boy
447
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,680
And then you kiss my lips
448
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,520
All of a sudden I forget
449
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,920
Can't remember what you did
450
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,360
And I hate it
451
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,520
You know exactly how to do
452
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:22,640
So that I can't stay mad at you
for too long
453
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,120
That's wrong
454
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,440
But I hate it
455
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,040
You know exactly how to touch
456
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:33,720
So that I don't want to
fuss and fight no more
457
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,960
Said I despise that I adore you
458
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:41,960
And I hate how much
I love you, boy
459
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:46,080
I can't stand how much I need you
460
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:52,160
And I hate how much
I love you, boy
461
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:56,240
But I just can't let you go
462
00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:01,080
And I hate that I love you so
463
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:06,480
How you take advantage of the fact
that I
464
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,840
Love you beyond the reason why
465
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,640
And it just ain't right
466
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:17,600
And I hate how much
I love you, boy
467
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:21,960
I can't stand how much I need you
468
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:28,240
And I hate how much
I love you, boy
469
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:32,000
But I just can't let you go...
470
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,400
Katia? Yes. Will you...?
471
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,000
No, don't propose, no.
What do you mean?
472
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
I chase you, baby.
473
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,720
What do you mean you chase me?
474
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,240
I chase you for years, I chase you.
475
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,080
I want you to chase me.
476
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,320
I've been chasing you the whole time,
that's been the whole thing today.
477
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,640
OK.
478
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:51,960
APPLAUSE
479
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,560
So chase me.
480
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,800
Chase me.
481
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,800
SLOW MUSIC PLAYS
482
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:17,120
NO DIALOGUE
483
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,200
Oh, sorry, yeah.
484
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,880
But wait, I don't think
I actually understood what you said.
485
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:34,640
You literally want me
to chase you all night tonight?
486
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,200
No, I just thought it sounded cool.
487
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,800
Oh, it did, it really did.
488
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,680
Yeah, I left Dina on the floor
in the dance,
489
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:46,080
so can we go back to the dance?
OK. You can come with me. Thank you.
490
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,440
All right.
491
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:48,600
Oh, my God.
492
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:49,920
Wait... What?
493
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,240
Oh.
494
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:53,440
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