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Christ!
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Every day, I love you.
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You're very hard for me.
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French kiss me at the end
of the film or I'm out. God!
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So this is not your husband?
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It's just a flippin'
astonishing performance. Huh.
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OK, so as soon as he comes in,
we spring up to life
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and then like we practised
with the song.
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OK, one, two, three.
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Surprise, Dad
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SOPHIE: You're gonna get a husband
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AL: So for your last
full day of fun, Vasos
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ALL: Welcome to your...
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AL: ..stag.
STATH AND SOPHIE: ..Greg.
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..Greg.
Do you lot keep calling it a "Greg"?
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Yeah. Why, is that not what it is?
What is it called? A grag?
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I think it's more commonly known
as a stag do or a bachelor party.
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But "Greg" is legit, I think.
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He's here anyway.
Where is the leak?
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Oh, er... Surprise, Greg... Dad
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You're gonna have...
Welcome to your...
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Then just do the second bit.
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Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag!
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ALL: Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag!
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Dean! Dean! What? Stag! Dean!
Stag! Dean! Stag! Dean! Stag!
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What's "Stag Dean"?
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Why are they here?
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You said there was a leak
for fixing.
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Yeah, that was the whole
dreadful trick to get you here.
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We're doing, er...
It's like a stag for you.
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But I have to work, baby.
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I don't have freedom
at 11:20 morning.
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Dad, we never have a special
family time together any more.
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Yeah. What a time to do it as well.
You're getting married, man. Please.
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Dean is bringing Carole.
There's no tenants living here.
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But there's lots of other stuff -
what a plan we've got for you. Yeah.
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Sophie, did you have a wicked plan?
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Oh, yeah, I got some videos I found.
What video?
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This one is about some fish
and this one is about a bang
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and it's got Brendan Ewing in it.
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Oh, my God. Brendan Ewing?
Who's Brendan Ewing?
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And if, for some reason, you don't
like Brendan Ewing...
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HE LAUGHS
Imagine!
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..um, we could, um...
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I don't know if you like
to play games,
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cos if you do, I was thinking...
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..we could...
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..play...games.
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Ooh!
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OK, Stathy. Thank you.
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OK, yeah. We'll do it.
Let's get on in it!
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Do your lickle games for a stag do,
yeah?
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What you playing? Hide and seek?
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Not necessarily, Dean.
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Yes.
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And, er, when you find the person
that you're looking for,
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say, "Buster!"
"Buster!" - like that.
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Coming, ready or you're not.
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Yeah!
THEY LAUGH
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Where are you? Gonna find you!
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Where is she?
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Dad, come on -
we're going to find them.
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Um...is anyone hiding?
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No.
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Is anyone seeking?
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No.
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What is my life?
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What am I doing?
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What you got for me,
Brendan Ewing?
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CAROLE: Stath! I'm dropping Dina
with you and pegging it!
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Stath, you in there?
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Oh. Oh, you all right?
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Yo.
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Oh, you seen Father Earring?
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Er, you've got to check the bath,
or under a coat or something.
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It's Vasos's stag,
so they're hiding.
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Found you again, Dean.
Too, er... Too easy. Ah.
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Aw, Carole and my little Dina.
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Hello. Where you been, my girls?
I haven't seen you in ages, babes.
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Oh, have you not?
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Saw you two snogging in
that horrible snuff film.
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What was that about, then?
Oh, no, no, no.
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That was just about us
taking acting just very seriously.
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Are you here for the stag, Carole?
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What? Oh, no, no.
I'm getting off a bit.
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Sophie, what is this cursed film?
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Oh, it's the Brendan Ewing one,
innit?
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I don't know. I got it
out of Dad's spice drawer.
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Dean, are you hiding still?
Oh. Hello, Carole.
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SOPHIE ON FILM: We want to do a far
one of us running. What is this?
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Is this Michael film?
HE GASPS
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God, yes! Is that my head?
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Oh, my gosh, it's you.
What's a Michael film?
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Oh, um... Michael was Dad's
old partner. He had the camera.
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Oh. Oh, as in THE Michael.
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Oh! Look at Stathy's hair!
Oh, God!
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I don't hear what they say.
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VASOS IN ROOM: Sophie,
you have Eagle.
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Yeah, that's cos we're talking.
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Michael, why are you filming?
Because of the camera. Ah!
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Welcome to the movies.
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Michael, Michael. Ah!
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Is that my mouth open?
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Oh, my God.
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She's better than Britney.
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My style is actually
a bit smaller than Britney.
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She's the best.
She's the best dancer so far.
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Dad, if I put my foot on this,
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does that mean my foot is the cat?
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Michael, can we do
a game show question now?
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Michael.
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Michael.
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Er, hello, my name's Sophie,
I'm 24 and I do the kebab shop.
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But not the chicken
cos I'm not allowed.
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And, also, my dad wants me
to help with the wood,
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with his new flat shop!
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Lettings - and stakes, not wood.
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Very proud of Mr Moustachey, eh?
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Let's hope it's not balls-up.
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Michael and Eagle Lettings!
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This is stakes.
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This is...? This is...
There's the wood, though.
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Are you going to carry that, Sophie?
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Yes!
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Why are you camera?
MICHAEL CHUCKLES
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Oh, come on.
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Introduction!
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He came here from Cyprus
five years ago with me and you.
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And now he's the superstar letting
agent of the world - it's Stathy!
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ALL: He's clothed for the job
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He looks handsome
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He's clothed for the job
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He looks handsome.
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Yay!
THEY LAUGH
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Are you going to say
thank you to Michael?
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Oh. That was
his nephew's friend's suit.
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Oh. Thank you.
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Thank fucking Michael.
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I'm very proud of myself.
I'm just going to go downstairs
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and practise being a letting agent
for Dad when he's not naked.
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Come on, Stathy. Don't be shy.
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Come.
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So, you go to the customer and tell
the nice things about the flat.
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You have to be creation.
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If there is a shower, you can say,
"Look at this perfectly shower,"
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Things like that.
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Look at this perfectly shower,
please. Yeah.
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Hey, look at it, please.
Do you know what I mean?
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Not...not too many pleases.
OK, OK.
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Look at the shower.
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Sophie, Dad's a poor actor.
Put on a customer costume!
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This doorway isn't bad. It's good.
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Yes! That makes me happy
cos I'm a customer,
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and my name is Neil and I'm from
the north of north Scotland
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and I'm a rap star.
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Thank God for that.
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Make conversation, Stathy. Huh?
Make a conversation. Er...
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Did you really? Yeah.
Ooh-arr, me heartlies.
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And in Scotland,
do you play PlayStation?
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Er, no. Sorry,
we just like to play with bag.
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No, no. Cos I saw an advert
for PlayStation
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where they said in the thing that...
A Scottish voice said...
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ATTEMPTING A SCOTTISH ACCENT:
"Playastaishun -
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"ya have to play it foreever."
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So the big question -
do you want to rent the flat?
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No, thank you. I need a rap star
palace cos I'm a rap star.
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No.
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OK, well, maybe I'm going
to kill you.
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It's OK.
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The other people
can do the viewings.
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You can be in charge of the...
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..water. There's going to be water
in the office?
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GLASS SHATTERS
Hey! Stathy!I'm sorry.
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Can I please do tours?
I thought that was pretty good.
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Where is Sophie? I'm not actually
going to kill you, girl.
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I just want family to work here.
English people don't enjoy me.
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Are they even nice,
the interviewing people?
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KNOCK ON DOOR
Hi there. Sorry to knock.
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I'm not interrupting at all, am I?
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No, no, no. Come in, please.
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Oh, I love your hair.
Oh, yeah. Cheers.
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Yeah, it's just a streak of
electric maroon. So, yeah.
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What do you dream about?
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Oh, you Mediterraneans.
You're full of it, aren't you?
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"Dream about"? Really, though.
What'd your dream about?
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Oh, right. Um...
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Yeah, like last night sort of thing?
Night or day, I don't care.
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OK, er... What's my dream about?
Um...
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I actually dreamt that
Stansted Airport was made of wax,
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and I was trying to get
Madame Tussaud's to take it in.
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But they wouldn't,
cos it's not technically a celeb.
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So...rando or what?
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
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Sorry, my English is incorrection.
Um...
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What is your dream about
for your life?
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Oh, God, I'm sorry.
My life goals, sort of thing!
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Yeah, sorry.
STATH LAUGHS AWKWARDLY
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
I mean, obviously, you know,
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yeah, I mean,
I love the idea of working
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for one of the big chain agencies,
you know, one of the bigguns.
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But, yeah... Or here. Sorry, yeah.
Or here. Do you know what?
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Actually, with
all-all that hair you got there
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and your olive skin and that,
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you're the spit of a lead
in this raunchy novel
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that I'm reading at the moment.
It's set in Italy.
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Alicia's Apprentice,
it's called, yeah,.
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Oh, was you on The Apprentice?
Can I be on it?
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Cos I've got an idea, yeah,
for water, yeah?
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It's a bottle, yeah,
that's not even small.
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It's massive. That's funny.
Stop talking, Stathy. What?
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I think I've got skills
like the gab and that,
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so I just reckon I'd be quite good.
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I'm an actor mainly,
so I'd have to go part time.
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But, honestly, I...I'm broke.
I need the cash.
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So that's just me
being real with you.
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We don't pay cash. Thank you so much
for being real with me.
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Yeah. You're an actor, yeah?
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My sister's an actor.
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You're like Bin Diesel, yeah?
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"Bin"?
DEAN LAUGHS
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That's...that's jokes, man.
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I think, like,
with the acting thing,
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I could just, like, act being a
letting agent, you know what I mean?
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Yes, I don't know what you mean.
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Afternoon, sir, how are you?
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OK. So fantastic property,
isn't it?
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And it actually comes
with four bedrooms,
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so you can bagsie the biggest one
before the kids come!
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Or any pets.
That'd be great, wouldn't it?
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And you also don't have to
bagsie a parking spot
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because it comes with a drive.
Fantastic.
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We also have a garden.
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Sorry, is your name Bagsie?
No, Stathy - it's Dean! Oh, right.
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Don't sit very near him.
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Well, you said I was allowed
to ask a question.
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That's all right, innit, Alan?
Oh, God, yeah.
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No, I love all questions.
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Anything I'm ever asked
is incredible.
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Right. OK.
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Do you have experiences
walking in a flat and...mm?
241
00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:51,960
Oh, God, yeah, yeah.
242
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,960
I often find myself waking up
and walking the whole damn flat.
243
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,160
HE CHUCKLES
Oh, really?
244
00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,720
I'm living up north at the moment.
I-I'm sorry.
245
00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:00,720
This is, er...
This is completely my fault,
246
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,080
but...Stath, is it? Yeah.
247
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,840
I think you might be sat on my hand?
248
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,480
Right. Oh! Right. Oh, sorry.
I thought that was a stapler. Nah.
249
00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,320
I don't know why -
the stapler's there!
250
00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:11,280
I make that mistake all the time.
I thought your hand was a stapler.
251
00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:14,720
I'm sorry. So, so. Come, Stathy.
But I don't wanna...! Stathy, come.
252
00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:17,520
Dad, can me tell me if I'm doing
this...? I can't get this to stick.
253
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,040
I want to sit.
254
00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:20,320
Oh... Dad?
255
00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,240
Sorry, I was...
256
00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,880
I meant to talk to them.
257
00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,080
Ah, it's fantastic.
258
00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:32,040
Er, I'm Stakes. Oh, hi, Stakes.
259
00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:35,080
Sophie. Oh. That's cool.
260
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,000
Do you work here, Sophie?
261
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,560
Oh, I don't know, really. Um...
262
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:43,560
I just mainly put meat on top of
other meat at the kebab shop.
263
00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,600
Ah.
264
00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:49,040
You make kebabs? That's...
That's just, er...
265
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:53,280
That's just delicious.
That just completely delicious.
266
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,360
Is it?
THEY LAUGH SHYLY
267
00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:58,720
Exactly the same stuff.
268
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,840
I said I don't want my name on it!
269
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,880
MICHAEL: Hey, Vasos...
It's done now.
270
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,560
Just film things, right?
271
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,720
VASOS SPEAKS IN GREEK
272
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:27,240
My sister got everyone
from the new work a sweet snake.
273
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,440
Sssss! Ah!
274
00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,920
Day one! I look a bit like
a number one, don't I,
275
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,520
in this pencil skirt?
What am I like?
276
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:40,760
Yes, you look a one.
How many flats will you let today?
277
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:44,520
Oh, well, I've got figure in mind,
thank you, nosey.
278
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:47,080
Four! I think I'll let four!
Yes!
279
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:50,720
She didn't take the sweet. Er...
She didn't take it.
280
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,600
Oh, what? Camera again, yeah?
281
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,720
Oh, wassup?
282
00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,560
Oh, I'm good, thank you.
283
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,640
Hi there.
Welcome to Michael and Eagle.
284
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,320
No birds of prey here, sadly,
285
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,840
but this bird is praying
that we find you a flat today.
286
00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,520
Hi there. My name's Carole,
Carole Collins.
287
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:11,120
I'm Dean. I'm, er...
It's my first day.
288
00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,600
Oh, 'scuse!
VASOS: Welcome.
289
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,440
'Scuse! Though you were a customer.
No, no, no.
290
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:18,160
I'm going to use that line,
actually, on potential tens
291
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,480
when they appear at your door.
Tenants, yeah.
292
00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:24,120
All right. Lovely.
Well... What, every time, yeah?
293
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:26,360
Ah. The long boy.
294
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,360
Oh, yeah.
295
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,360
Ah, hello.
296
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,920
CAR HORN HONKS
297
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,560
First day at work!
298
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,160
Did the car touch him?
299
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,840
Jesus Christ!
Was he scratching himself?
300
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,280
I, er...I got you something.
301
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:44,320
Oh!Oh!
THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE
302
00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:49,440
I'm sorry. That red wine was just
a gift to say thank you for the job.
303
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,080
Thank you. You want a sweet snake?
304
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,360
Ah. Well, that's delicious.
Thank you, Sosie.
305
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,240
Oh, it's Sophie. Yeah.
Oh, damn. Sorry.
306
00:13:58,280 --> 00:13:59,760
Let's go in.
307
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,000
What, did he take the sweet snake?
He wanted the snake!
308
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:04,960
He took it. He took the snake!
309
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,280
PHONE RINGS
310
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,280
Hello, Michael and Eagle Lettings.
311
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,320
SHE LAUGHS
312
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,120
Sorry. No, sorry, I wasn't...
313
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,400
No, I'm sorry, sir.
I wasn't laughing at you.
314
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,360
I've just had as coffee and...
315
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:19,000
Yeah, no. Right...
316
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,480
Ah!
AL HISSES IN PAIN
317
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,360
How is your first ten minutes?
318
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,440
Oh, um...my computer
doesn't have any wires.
319
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,840
Maybe do it as a laptop.
320
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,640
The laptop doesn't have wires.
321
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,840
"Do it as a laptop"?
322
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,480
Yeah. Yeah.
323
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,040
Oh, really?
324
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:48,040
Yeah, no, that is fantastic.
325
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,320
Yeah, that's fantastic news.
326
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,640
Yeah. Lovely. All right.
Pleasure doing business.
327
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,800
Right, everybody-y-y-y!
328
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:57,960
We've got ourselves a ringer!
BELL RINGS
329
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,280
Feels lovely. Want a go?
Feels lovely doing that.
330
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,800
Well, you can have a go
when you've got one, can't you?
331
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,760
There it is.
SHE LAUGHS
332
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:08,000
That is a feeling, though, innit,
that? Ringing that.
333
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:12,120
You can stop filming now
cos you've filmed that. Put it down.
334
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,640
Oh!
335
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,800
That was the gentleman's things!
Sorry about that.
336
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,280
I'm so sorry about that.
That was the gentleman's things!
337
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,760
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have put it
right there on my desk.
338
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,160
No, it's all right. We're sorry.
339
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,560
We didn't mean to make her
crush everyone's life.
340
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,880
Honestly, feel free to do it again,
if you want.
341
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:30,440
DEAN: Yo. My cousin got in a fight
with a lollipop lady or some shit.
342
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:33,920
So can one of you do
my 2pm tour thing, yeah? So...
343
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,960
No, no, no.
I-I'm just arranging my desk.
344
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,200
Please, I don't think...
345
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,040
I think that you two
could do a viewing.
346
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,120
Are you two standing here
347
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,480
or you want to...
looking at the viewing?
348
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,680
No, seeing the house. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's us.
349
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,360
This is Al.
Al, do you have the key, Al?
350
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,360
Oh, um...
351
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,080
Hand it to her.
I think I might have, er...
352
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:08,280
I think I might have forgot it.
I think... The key?
353
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,240
Yeah. Um... But isn't that...?
354
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:13,920
But then how do we get
into the inside, do you think?
355
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,280
OK.
356
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,200
Right! Yes!
357
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:20,160
So what you want to do now
is go inside it.
358
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,800
BANGING ON DOOR
359
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,400
What, do you lot not care to seek?
Know what I mean?
360
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,480
I've been in the boot of my car
for like 25 minutes hiding, man.
361
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,160
I was having wild thoughts.
362
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,840
Why you all looking one way?
363
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,240
Shall we go in and show them?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
364
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,120
What is that? Is that my...me?
365
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,800
Oh, look at my hair.
366
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,560
Shut the video, please.
No. Are we pausing?
367
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,960
I might just pop to the gents.
368
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:50,440
Oh, well, say "stag" on the way!
Stag! Greg. What is it?
369
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,080
Was what my first viewing?
370
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,280
Oh, them girls gave me
so much confidence, man.
371
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,800
I want to watch the glory.
I smashed that viewing. Please.
372
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,520
You smashed the flat.
373
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,400
You smashed the flat then,
you smash it now.
374
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,760
No. Oh...
375
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,480
Eight years is too much time now.
Trust me.
376
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,600
This is good.
377
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,600
I have a strong feeling.
378
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:14,280
We stop the business. Now.
379
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,600
Huh? No more.
380
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:22,840
I tried to do one last push,
but you can't push a shit.
381
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,520
Has Dad been pushing his shit?
382
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:28,600
I don't want to be
in Bambos' hair shop.
383
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,120
Everyone gets go back to Cyprus.
384
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,760
Bambos goes to Cyprus.
385
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,760
Michael leave me
and went to Cyprus.
386
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,360
I want to go to Cyprus.
387
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,800
No more doors and curtains.
388
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,120
No more Michael. No more Eagle.
389
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,760
I feel I don't care...
390
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,600
..about flats now.
391
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,120
What?!
392
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,440
What's been happening
while I was in my car?
393
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,760
Has someone said something to him
about flats?
394
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,200
Dad, I'm sorry, but...
395
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,000
..is there any way
you can just be like,
396
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,120
"Nah, let's keep
the business going, man"?
397
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,320
We could be really good, really fun
for ages more.
398
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,560
I'm grown-up now. I can make it,
like, really good as well.
399
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,040
Come on, man. Please.
400
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:22,760
Vas. You stick to your guns.
Go to Ayia Napa. Don't feel bad.
401
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,040
You're on the money there.
402
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:27,000
Can you not talk about guns
in front of my father, please?
403
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,040
And also what money am I on?
404
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,400
And what money are you on?
We've got to make money for Dina.
405
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,240
How will we do that without Michael
and Eagle? You pulling pints?
406
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,560
I've got a bit of cash covered.
so... Someone tell him.
407
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:42,720
Tell me what? Bro, Carole got
a new job like two weeks ago.
408
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,080
Haven't you noticed
she's not been in office?
409
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,520
Oh, what, you think
I didn't notice that?
410
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,280
Have you not...been in the office?
411
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,880
Yeah. Yes. I work for Smethwick's
now and I'm loving life. OK?
412
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,480
I mean, they told me to keep schtum
413
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,400
cos you'd probably throw a farty,
but there we go.
414
00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,720
All right, then.
415
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,560
Stathy...
416
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,440
..are you OK?
417
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,520
It's all right, man. It's OK.
418
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,960
It's OK. Yeah, the business - hyut!
419
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,080
It's fine. So, yeah, go to Cyprus.
You deserve it.
420
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,120
I love you.
421
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,040
I'll just start,
like, a whole new business.
422
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:20,160
It's going to be crazy.
It'll be me and Sophie and Al,
423
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,760
and my man - his name's Dean,
and I make him...
424
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,640
Sorry, I'm not going to be involved
in that.
425
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,320
Like, 100% no.
426
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,800
Look, you and your family
have been blessed to me and that.
427
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,760
Like, thank you.
But, brub, I'm done.
428
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:35,320
I don't want to hear one more key.
I'm over it.
429
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:38,200
I'll go work with Stephen
and them, man. Like, I'll do that.
430
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,680
What am I going to tell my kids?
431
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,280
What am I going to tell
my grandkids?
432
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,800
Have I told you about the time
433
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,560
that I let a two-bed to a man
called Paul Ball?
434
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,480
Oh, did Paul go for it in the end?
This is what I mean.
435
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,440
Dean never says things
that I like to hear.
436
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,960
TOILET FLUSHES
Oh, sorry.
437
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,640
I'm sorry, I'm so creepy.
438
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,880
No, I'm sorry, I took ages.
439
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,720
You OK? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, good, thanks.
440
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,840
Just before I go in...
441
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:11,520
..have a look at this. Oh, my God!
Is that the one from the video?!
442
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,120
Yes, it is. No, no, no.
No, not-not the same one.
443
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:18,080
I ate that eight years ago.
It would be too sticky by now.
444
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:21,360
But I'm just saying
that I still love them.
445
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,400
Yeah, it's still my fave even now,
cos, um...
446
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,200
I-I love you so much. Um...
447
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,720
I-I-I just love you so, so much.
I honestly do. I just love you.
448
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:40,440
Um... I...
449
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:44,440
I kind of feel quite busy
loving you, like...
450
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,520
I feel kind of like, um...
451
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:50,200
I don't really have any
characteristics really as a person,
452
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,840
but I-I just kind of feel that...
453
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,680
..I'm just a person that loves you.
454
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:01,200
I think...I think maybe
that's-that's all that I am.
455
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,120
Er...
456
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,960
You like spicy food as well, innit.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
457
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,280
Yeah, there's that as well.
458
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,240
SHE LAUGHS
459
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,520
Are you OK?
460
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,960
LAUGHING: Yeah. Yes. Sorry.
461
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,440
Just I can't believe it.
You never said that all before.
462
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,080
Oh, my God. Oh, um...
463
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,360
Is it OK if I love you, too?
464
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,600
Yes, if you like, yeah.
465
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,800
That's perfect, cos I do.
466
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,040
I love you every day.
467
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,480
THEY LAUGH
468
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,120
THUMP!
Oh!
469
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,160
THEY CONTINUE LAUGHING
470
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,760
I actually do need to go to the loo.
I'm sorry. Sorry. No, it's OK.
471
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,840
Oh, Al. I did do a poo.
472
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,640
SOPHIE CONTINUES LAUGHING
473
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,840
Oh, my God, is that Katia?
474
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,120
Was that your first viewing, Stathy?
475
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,920
Yeah. I-I don't remember it
being her.
476
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,640
So you think that the property
is a property that you'd consider
477
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:32,200
renting out as a tenant
in the property? Yeah.
478
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,600
What do you think?
479
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:35,640
I do.
480
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,000
You do?
481
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,720
I do, yeah.
482
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,120
I do.
483
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,320
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