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Iha ha ha ha ha! I
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# Strut your stuff
and meet your doom #
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# Top gang
in all the school #
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# Today's the day
you're gonna pay #
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# I'll show you I ain't no fool I
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Man on loudspeaker:
Contestants and spectators
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are reminded that the track meet
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will begin in 15 minutes.
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Contestants should be
preparing and suiting up
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in the locker room number 4.
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Spectators are invited to proceed
to the track and field area.
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# I don't enjoy
your games and tricks #
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# Made you laugh and made me sick I
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# Today's the day you're gonna pay I
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# I don't know, take your pick I
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Come on. Come on.
You want to do it, don't you?
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Are you kidding?
Sure I do.
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You know, Marty-game for anything.
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You have done it before, haven't you?
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What do you think you've got here,
some little virgin?
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Me, I'm a sex machine.
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Gm!
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She's got him hooked.
It's working.
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All right! Let's go!
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Singer: Okay. That's you!
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Ha ha!
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April Fools' day!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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I can't go in there.
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Sure you can.
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The track meet's just starting.
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Who's gonna see us?
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Some other time.
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Oh. Come on, now.
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Loverboy's not frightened, is he?
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What would all the guys think?
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It's not that, Carol.
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It's just I don't want
you to get into trouble.
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Oh. Come on.
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Come on.
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Come on. That's it.
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Come on.
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You get undressed in there...
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What about you, Carol?
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Where are you-
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Where am I what?
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Where are you gonna...
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Now, listen.
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No-Nobody's gonna hear
about this from me, now.
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That doesn't mean-
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I mean, if you wanna tell
some of your friends,
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that's fine by me.
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Don't worry.
They'll find out All about Marty Rantzen.
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Now get in there.
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You got it.
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By the way, just one thing.
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What's that?
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You won't forget to take your hands
out of your pockets?
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Shh!
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Shh!
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Quick! Get in there!
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Oh, my god.
Don't panic.
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Keep calm.
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Hi, Susan.
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Are you coming to the meet?
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Oh, no.
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Those sports jocks bore me.
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But Frank's doing the javelin.
Aren't you gonna watch it?
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Carol: Do me a favor, would you?
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Susan: Hey, no big deal!
I'll be seeing you!
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Bye.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Ever tried it
under the shower before?
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You know, Carol...
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this is an experience
I'm never gonna forget.
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Carol: You won't.
- Shh!
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How do you want it? Hot or cold?
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Want what?
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The shower.
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Come on!
How'd you have it last time?
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How's lukewarm grab ya?
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Kids...
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Goddamn it!
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What's the matter?
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I can't undo the fastener on my bra.
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Do you want me to help?
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Oh, no. No.
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It's okay.
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Hurry up, sex machine.
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I'm wet all over.
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Thank you, god.
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You know, Carol,
this is the best birthday I've ever had.
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April 1st is your birthday?
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Go on!
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That's right.
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Are you ready?
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Just about.
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Here's Marty!
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April fool!
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Where's the beef'?
Where's the beef?
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April fool!
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April fool!
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Where's the beef'?
Where's the beef?
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April fool!
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Girl: Smile!
You're on Candid Camera!
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Aah!
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Hey, coach!
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They be foolin' about
in the girls' locker room.
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Yeah, so what else is new?
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Man, they got a lot of
guys in there with 'em.
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Uh, guys?
Yeah!
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Boys?!
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Uhh!
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Aah!
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Uhh! Uhh!
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Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
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Uhh! Uhh!
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Aah!
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Uhh!
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Yeah!
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What the hell is going on here?
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Uh, just having a little fun, coach.
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A little fun?
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Which one of you heroes thought that
this was gonna be fun?
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Boy: Uh...
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We kinda decided together.
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Oh, a team decision?
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Hey, what have we here?
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Come here.
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It's the joker.
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And team captain Skippy Pollack.
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Well, you can tell the rest of the team
that you've just been drafted.
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I want everybody in the gym,
3:45, suited up, ready to go.
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And we're gonna find out
what fun really is.
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By the way, Rantzen...
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what are you doing in the girls'
locker room in a state of undress?
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Uh, I kinda got lost, Coach.
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Yeah, well, you better
get lost right now.
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Come on.
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3:45 in the gym.
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And that goes for you, too, Stella.
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That stupid dork Marty!
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It's all his fuckin' fault!
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Aah! Aah!
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All right! All right!
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Cut the trained monkey act.
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Come on, line up!
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I want a line-up right here.
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Come on.
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Shape up. Come on!
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So this is the gang, huh?
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How long has this motley crew
been in existence, huh?
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Can anybody tell me?
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Come on, come on!
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What do you have to do to become
a member of this elite hit squad?
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Be tough?
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Are you tough, Frank?
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- No, coach.
- No, coach.
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Am I tough?
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_ Yep.
~ Yes?
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Yes, coach.
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Yes, coach. Good.
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The joker.
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Make me laugh.
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Make me laugh, Skip.
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Come on, make us all laugh.
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Huh?
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Or maybe you, uh, just have to be pretty.
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Huh?
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Or stupid?
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And where the hell
are Harrison and Putney?
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Hey, lay off. guys!
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Hey, Marty.
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We just wanted to say-
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well, what I mean is-
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We're sorry about what
happened back there.
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We were just messin' around.
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You know how it is.
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Yeah, things kinda got out of hand.
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Yeah, well next time I'm about to score,
cool it, will ya?
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I mean, Carol really has the hots
for me, you know?
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- She does?
- Sure she does!
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She lives just down the block
from you, doesn't she?
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So you'll get another chance.
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Anyway, just to show you
there's no hard feelings-
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try this joint.
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It's really good stuff, man.
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Yeah, I rolled the joint
with my own bare hands.
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Listen, we've gotta get back
to detention for being bad boys.
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Guess you'll be staying late
in chemistry again tonight, huh?
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Yeah, I have to go make up
some 2,4,6 trinitrotolurene.
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Good luck, man.
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Be seeing you.
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Bye.
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Just wait until he tries that dope.
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Coach: All right,
keep your butts down,
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your backs straight.
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Let's see some movement!
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Come on!
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Two, one, two, one, two, one-
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Oh, that's very good, Joey!
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And then after that, we gonna learn
3, 4, 5, and 6!
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Congratulations, Skippy.
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You're almost making me laugh.
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Ha ha ha.
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Oh, very nice.
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Keep trying, sweetheart.
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Come on! Come on!
Who told ya to stop?
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Let's see something here.
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Stop daydreaming, you sex fiends.
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Harrison! Putney!
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Where the hell
have you guys been?
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Um, sorry we're late, coach.
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I, uh,
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guess we must've forgot the time.
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Yeah, well, get down there
and give me 20.
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20?!
40!
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Which arm?
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Your right one, wise guy.
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You're now on 60.
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You wanna try for 120?
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Hey, coach!
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Somebody threw
a brick through the window.
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I could have been scarred for life.
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Will you cut out the dramatics.
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Go find out who did this.
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Yes, sir.
Right away, coach.
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Coach: Come on,
get a move on, Pollack.
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Hey, come on, the rest of you.
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What is this, National
Sit on Your Duff Week?
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Keep your elbows
into your sides, Cheryl.
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That's it. Breathe out as you curl up.
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Now breathe in as you let it down.
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Keep it in-don't move the elbows.
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Keep 'em in-Pollack!
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Yeah?
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Don't "yeah" me.
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Yeah, coach.
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Did you catch the guy that did it?
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Oh. By the time I got there,
I was so tired, coach, I lost him.
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Sorry.
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That is pat-pathetic, Pollack.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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I'm sorry, Marty.
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We didn't mean to.
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Aah!
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Ah...Oh...
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Hello?
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Is that you, Carol?
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Hi, Manny.
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What do you want now?
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Carol, baby, I just called you
to say good morning,
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and, uh,
have a good day, you know.
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Yeah, well, you
have a good day, too.
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Now, what do you want?
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You know what I want.
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Are you gonna
do this picture or not?
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I've got to know because
the guy wants an answer this afternoon.
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I'm not doing it.
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You're not?
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Tell me why the hell not.
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What about my percentage?
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Look, Manny,
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the guy's weird,
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the story's weird, and...
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And what?
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And you're weird.
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Listen to me.
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You take your clothes off
271
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,452
for the photographers
every day of the week.
272
00:19:54,487 --> 00:19:55,368
What's the difference?
273
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:58,998
The difference is,
that guy should be locked up.
274
00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:00,498
He has been.
275
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,002
Now, listen, kid,
it's a big break for you.
276
00:20:03,037 --> 00:20:04,335
Break?
277
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,503
Do me a favor-
278
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,087
don't give me any more breaks
like this one.
279
00:20:08,122 --> 00:20:09,707
Hey, baby, be nice to me.
280
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,293
Who's a pretty boy, then?
281
00:20:11,328 --> 00:20:13,166
Who's a pretty what?
282
00:20:13,201 --> 00:20:14,970
Who's a pretty boy?
283
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,389
Hey, I take it all back.
284
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,430
You'll go far in this business.
285
00:20:18,465 --> 00:20:20,436
I was talkin' to the dog, Manny.
286
00:20:20,471 --> 00:20:22,395
I'm not doing that picture.
287
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:25,354
Do you know how many big names
started off this way?
288
00:20:25,389 --> 00:20:26,747
I can tell ya-hundreds.
289
00:20:26,782 --> 00:20:28,067
Thousands, already.
290
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,445
I said forget it, Manny.
291
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,445
You know what?
292
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:35,280
I'd rather go to my crummy class reunion
than do that picture.
293
00:20:35,315 --> 00:20:36,903
And that's final.
294
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,873
Why, you ungrateful...
295
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,208
bitch.
296
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:51,960
[ Creaking 1
297
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:27,628
Ta-dum!
298
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,500
Hey, don't do that.
299
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,229
You almost frightened me to death.
300
00:21:31,264 --> 00:21:32,754
Where have you been all night?
301
00:21:32,789 --> 00:21:33,591
With Ricky.
302
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,675
Yeah? I was worried about you.
303
00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:38,217
Guess what.
304
00:21:38,252 --> 00:21:40,389
What?
305
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,640
We're engaged!
306
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,848
Oh, wow!
Oh, that's fantastic.
307
00:21:43,883 --> 00:21:44,977
Is that the ring?
308
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,937
Oh, God, it's so beautiful.
309
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,482
I've got to meet
Ricky's parents tonight.
310
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,986
I thought you were gonna make it
to the reunion.
311
00:21:52,021 --> 00:21:54,487
Damn, I forgot all about it.
312
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:57,492
But, hey, listen,
they're only in town for a couple of hours.
313
00:21:57,527 --> 00:21:58,655
I'll get away early.
314
00:21:58,690 --> 00:21:59,658
We'll see.
315
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,368
No, I'll make it.
316
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,997
Whatever, maybe a little late,
but I'll make it.
317
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,262
Okay?
318
00:22:05,297 --> 00:22:06,457
Okay.
319
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,375
It should be fun.
320
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:12,085
Besides, what have we got to lose?
321
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,968
# Heh heh heh heh I
322
00:22:20,003 --> 00:22:24,595
IHahahaha #
323
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,516
# Strut your stuff
and meet your doom #
324
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:34,646
# Toughest gang in all the school I
325
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:38,490
# Today's the day you're gonna pay I
326
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:42,495
# I'll show you I ain't no fool I
327
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,702
# Heh heh heh heh I
328
00:22:47,737 --> 00:22:49,539
# I'm gonna get you #
329
00:22:54,373 --> 00:23:00,130
IHahahahahahaha #
330
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,893
# I don't enjoy your dirty tricks I
331
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,014
# Made you laugh and made me sick I
332
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,897
# Today's the day you're gonna pay I
333
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:18,272
# I don't know, take your pick I
334
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:25,746
Announcer: Ray O'Neil,
Radio Doddsville.
335
00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:27,763
Radio Doddsville, all right.
336
00:23:27,798 --> 00:23:29,707
Doddsville High, here I come.
337
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,125
Announcer: First the bad news-
338
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,544
local weather conditions
are going to be changeable.
339
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:36,423
So it seems like it's going to be a cold
and wet vacation weekend.
340
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,838
There may be some sleet
and thunderstorms.
341
00:23:38,873 --> 00:23:40,801
Oh, Shit.
342
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,339
The good news-Radio Doddsville
will be with you all the way.
343
00:23:43,374 --> 00:23:44,591
And April Fools' Day is on its way, too,
344
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,680
so here's your favorite-
Barry Manilow.
345
00:23:46,715 --> 00:23:48,009
Barry fucking Manilow?
346
00:23:48,044 --> 00:23:49,303
You gotta be kidding me.
347
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:13,627
Taxi, lady?
348
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,296
- Skip!
- Ha ha ha.
349
00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:19,588
It's great to see you.
350
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,342
Oh, hey, easy, baby,
351
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:22,424
I got my image to think about.
352
00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:24,847
Your image?
In this crate?
353
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,306
But I'm glad you came by.
354
00:24:27,341 --> 00:24:28,432
I thought I was gonna have to walk
355
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,142
all the way
from the 7-Eleven back there.
356
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,726
Well, you're lucky
I decided to take the scenic route.
357
00:24:32,761 --> 00:24:35,014
Yeah, silly me decides to hitch it.
358
00:24:35,049 --> 00:24:36,931
You know, see America the Beautiful.
359
00:24:36,966 --> 00:24:38,814
So this thing gonna get us there?
360
00:24:38,849 --> 00:24:40,235
Don't you worry.
361
00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:43,649
Old Skip and his faithful warhorse
will get you there without a hitch.
362
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:48,494
Oh, Shit.
363
00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:50,998
Where'd you get
this old jalopy, anyway?
364
00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:52,721
Do not insult Doris.
365
00:24:52,756 --> 00:24:54,410
She's very sensitive.
366
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,012
I guess the rubber band finally broke.
367
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:17,190
Oh, Shit.
368
00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:20,110
Fuck you, asshole!
369
00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:22,988
Why don't you get this heap of shit
off the road?
370
00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:26,365
Joey!
371
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,277
Great to see you, man.
372
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,245
How you dam', Joe'?
373
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,746
Put her there, pal.
374
00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:33,786
Ow, ow!
375
00:25:33,821 --> 00:25:35,326
Yes.
376
00:25:35,361 --> 00:25:36,792
Stella!
377
00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:38,627
So you finally went and made
378
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:40,504
an honest woman of her,
huh, Bonecrusher?
379
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:43,839
Yeah, you gotta call me
Mrs. Bonecrusher these days.
380
00:25:43,874 --> 00:25:45,177
Stella: Was that Carol?
381
00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:46,885
Joey: Who else?
382
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,515
Miss "most likely to succeed"
has finally made it.
383
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:54,144
Looks like you got
a problem here, old buddy.
384
00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:55,433
Yeah. Think you can fix it?
385
00:25:55,468 --> 00:25:56,976
No sweat.
386
00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:18,285
That one's on me, Hanson!
387
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:41,940
Skip: Carol!
388
00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:44,774
It's great to see you!
Kiss me! Kiss me!
389
00:26:44,809 --> 00:26:46,754
Ohh!
390
00:26:46,789 --> 00:26:48,655
Carl!
391
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,506
Where you been keepin' yourself?
392
00:26:50,541 --> 00:26:52,323
Law school.
What you been up to?
393
00:26:52,358 --> 00:26:53,912
Ah, you know, this and that.
394
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,867
Skip: Hey, but, uh,
shouldn't we be inside?
395
00:26:57,902 --> 00:26:59,789
Class is about to begin.
396
00:26:59,824 --> 00:27:01,128
The door's locked.
397
00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:02,836
It can't be.
398
00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:04,839
We got the right date.
399
00:27:04,874 --> 00:27:07,441
Try for yourself.
400
00:27:07,476 --> 00:27:09,723
Are we the only ones?
401
00:27:09,758 --> 00:27:11,971
Carl: Looks that way.
402
00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:15,516
Can't see shit inside.
403
00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:17,269
This place is the pits, man.
404
00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:19,980
Yeah. Nothing changes.
405
00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:35,155
For Christ sakes, Frank,
what are you trying to do, kill us?
406
00:27:35,190 --> 00:27:38,579
Oh, man, that bike has got to go.
407
00:27:38,614 --> 00:27:40,202
You're past it, Frank.
408
00:27:40,237 --> 00:27:42,120
Carl: Over the hill.
409
00:27:42,155 --> 00:27:44,037
Over the hill, bullshit.
410
00:27:44,072 --> 00:27:45,919
Ohh, Frank, are you okay?
411
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:49,007
Sure, Stella.
412
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,635
How you been keepin', big boy?
413
00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:52,569
Hey-whoa there.
414
00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:54,429
Let me breathe.
415
00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:56,591
Who's got the beers?
416
00:27:56,626 --> 00:27:58,719
Carol: Same old Frankie.
417
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:05,899
Where the hell is everybody?
418
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:09,359
This someone's idea of a cute joke?
419
00:28:09,394 --> 00:28:10,821
Hey, don't look at me.
420
00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:13,279
I don't know who sent
out the invitations.
421
00:28:13,314 --> 00:28:15,714
Stella: Well, is anybody else comin'?
422
00:28:15,749 --> 00:28:18,114
It's not gonna be much of a party.
423
00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:22,160
I vote we go back to town
and swap a few stories.
424
00:28:22,195 --> 00:28:23,911
No way, man.
425
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:26,834
I'm going inside.
426
00:28:26,869 --> 00:28:28,298
Who's comin' with me?
427
00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:29,382
Hey, I will.
428
00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:30,632
Joe!
429
00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:32,798
I am freezin' my butt off!
430
00:28:32,833 --> 00:28:34,887
Won't be long, honey, okay?
431
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:37,892
Come on, Joe,
we'll go around the back way.
432
00:28:37,927 --> 00:28:39,827
We'll find a way in.
433
00:28:39,862 --> 00:28:42,276
It's a waste of time.
434
00:28:42,311 --> 00:28:44,690
Carol...lighten up.
435
00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:46,433
It'll be fun.
436
00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:48,435
Oh, sure...
437
00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:58,278
Joe: Look at that window over there.
438
00:28:58,313 --> 00:28:59,862
Skip: Yeah.
439
00:28:59,897 --> 00:29:01,152
Aw, shit!
440
00:29:01,187 --> 00:29:02,570
What?
441
00:29:02,605 --> 00:29:03,954
Dog shit.
442
00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:07,336
Shut up.
443
00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:09,465
Hey, Skip, did you hear something?
444
00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:11,173
Where?
445
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,131
Over there in the bushes.
446
00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:16,070
Oh, it was nothing.
Come on.
447
00:29:16,105 --> 00:29:17,597
I'm sure I heard something.
448
00:29:17,632 --> 00:29:18,681
Give me a boost.
449
00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:21,635
Get your foot in here, man, come on.
450
00:29:21,670 --> 00:29:23,321
Ready?
451
00:29:23,356 --> 00:29:24,972
1...2...3.
452
00:29:25,007 --> 00:29:26,021
UP-
453
00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:27,481
Yeah, okay.
454
00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:29,143
Try that top window.
455
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:34,905
Cheer up, girls.
456
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:36,362
There's some extra beer left.
457
00:29:36,397 --> 00:29:37,866
Do me a favor, Ted.
458
00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:40,154
I'm gonna go back
to town and call Susan.
459
00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:42,948
I'll join you, darlin'.
460
00:29:47,995 --> 00:29:49,478
Sounds like they got in.
461
00:29:49,513 --> 00:29:51,281
Carol: They'll never get in.
462
00:29:51,316 --> 00:29:53,050
The whole place is locked up.
463
00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:57,970
Shit.
464
00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,723
Looks like rain.
465
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:30,458
Joe?
466
00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:43,307
Joe?
467
00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:47,183
Are you in there?
468
00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:49,647
Aah!
469
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:52,441
You jerk!
470
00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:53,648
Who'd you think I was?
471
00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:55,483
Jason?
472
00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:57,738
April Fools'.
473
00:30:57,773 --> 00:31:02,244
Carol: April Fools' doesn't start
until midnight, smartass.
474
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,289
Frankie: Hey, someone's
been fuckin' around in here.
475
00:31:05,324 --> 00:31:06,907
Stella: it looks
like we've been set up.
476
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:10,210
Carol: It's Skip's weird idea of a joke.
477
00:31:10,245 --> 00:31:12,125
Come on, you guys.
478
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,373
I had nothin' to do with it.
479
00:31:14,408 --> 00:31:16,173
Cobwebs.
480
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,001
You gotta be kidding.
481
00:31:18,036 --> 00:31:19,791
You're sick, man.
482
00:31:19,826 --> 00:31:21,547
Oh, for Christ sakes.
483
00:31:21,582 --> 00:31:23,638
Okay, I did it.
484
00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:25,892
I set this whole thing up
just to waste your time.
485
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:27,267
Satisfied?
486
00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:28,682
Come on, I'm leaving.
487
00:31:28,717 --> 00:31:30,020
I'm with you, Carol.
488
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:33,025
Yeah, this place gives me the creeps.
489
00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:37,563
Let's go find our old classrooms.
490
00:31:37,598 --> 00:31:39,439
Should be fun.
491
00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:41,073
Yeah, there's a good idea.
492
00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:42,735
We'll wait for the storm to go by.
493
00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:45,579
Frank: Oh, what the hell.
494
00:31:45,614 --> 00:31:47,664
Carl: Yeah, why not.
495
00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:52,287
Jesus, looks like Halloween.
496
00:31:52,322 --> 00:31:54,836
Hey, Skip, this is really great.
497
00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:57,215
Yeah, you should
be shot and put away.
498
00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:59,676
I'm only stayin' five minutes.
499
00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:53,223
Stella: Aah!
500
00:32:53,258 --> 00:32:54,185
Holy shit.
501
00:32:57,267 --> 00:32:58,275
Whoo...
502
00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,312
hoo hoo ha ha ha!
503
00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:14,749
Ooh!
504
00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:16,081
Ha ha ha.
505
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,315
Stella: Somebody turn the lights on.
506
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:39,876
Joe: Holy shit.
507
00:33:39,911 --> 00:33:41,193
This is weird.
508
00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:44,232
Reminds me of prom night,
doesn't it, Joe?
509
00:33:44,267 --> 00:33:45,697
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
510
00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:47,484
Just before I passed out.
511
00:33:47,519 --> 00:33:48,909
It's spooky.
512
00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:51,554
Hey, we got food
and drink and everything.
513
00:33:51,589 --> 00:33:54,165
Must have set you back
a fortune, Skip.
514
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,376
Yeah, well, you know, I do try.
515
00:33:56,411 --> 00:33:57,417
Ohh!
516
00:33:57,452 --> 00:34:00,267
Come on, you guys, let's Party!
517
00:34:00,302 --> 00:34:03,083
Hey, aren't those our lockers?
518
00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:06,170
Somebody must've moved them in here.
519
00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:08,755
Hey, there's my name scratched on it.
520
00:34:08,790 --> 00:34:10,553
I got my ass kicked for that.
521
00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:13,010
Look, my gloves.
522
00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,477
I'd lost them on prom night.
523
00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:17,810
Frank: That's not
the only thing she lost.
524
00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:21,810
My calculator.
525
00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:24,110
That went missing, too.
526
00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:26,068
Frank: And you only just noticed it?
527
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:28,658
What the hell are these doing here?
528
00:34:28,693 --> 00:34:29,779
They yours?
529
00:34:29,814 --> 00:34:30,825
They were.
530
00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:32,929
Whoo! Still smell the same.
531
00:34:32,964 --> 00:34:34,955
There ya go, Skip.
Oh, man.
532
00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:37,084
You were always borrowing them
from me, anyway.
533
00:34:37,119 --> 00:34:38,122
This time you can keep 'em.
534
00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:51,347
Are you sure you didn't
have anything to do with this?
535
00:34:51,382 --> 00:34:52,761
This your idea of a joke?
536
00:34:52,796 --> 00:34:54,724
I did it all, Carol.
537
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:57,512
Hey, isn't that Marty's locker?
538
00:34:57,547 --> 00:34:59,514
Marty...
539
00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:09,616
Joe: You think we should
take a look inside?
540
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:10,988
You want to?
541
00:35:11,023 --> 00:35:12,382
No way.
542
00:35:12,417 --> 00:35:13,741
I'll do it.
543
00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,167
Aah!
544
00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:21,335
Now, look, I had nothing to do with that.
545
00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:35,342
Marty's yearbook.
546
00:35:35,377 --> 00:35:36,864
Oh, God.
547
00:35:36,899 --> 00:35:38,310
Open it.
548
00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:40,347
Guess the little sucker never got it.
549
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:43,975
Oh...
550
00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:53,451
He never collected that prize, did he.
551
00:35:53,486 --> 00:35:54,409
Skip: No.
552
00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:56,575
They took him straight
to the hospital.
553
00:35:56,610 --> 00:35:58,707
He had six months of plastic surgery.
554
00:35:58,742 --> 00:36:00,368
- Did he recover'?
- No.
555
00:36:00,403 --> 00:36:01,958
Not all the skin grafts took.
556
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:05,295
When they'd finished with him,
he still looked a real mess.
557
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:08,379
Not that it mattered much anyhow,
the doctors said he'd never be fit
558
00:36:08,414 --> 00:36:10,814
for human company again.
559
00:36:10,849 --> 00:36:12,804
His mind went...Berserk.
560
00:36:12,839 --> 00:36:14,760
He flipped out real bad.
561
00:36:14,795 --> 00:36:15,847
No shit?
562
00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:20,560
Yeah. Don't you realize that we...
563
00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:25,396
we turned him from a nice little guy
into a crazed lunatic, and you know what?
564
00:36:25,431 --> 00:36:27,417
They say he still roams the nuthouse,
565
00:36:27,452 --> 00:36:29,403
ever hopeful of
that chance to escape.
566
00:36:29,438 --> 00:36:31,154
Escape back to his old school
567
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,489
so he can take
his evil revenge out on us all.
568
00:36:34,524 --> 00:36:35,485
Aah!
569
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:41,412
You're really not that funny
at all, birdbrain.
570
00:36:41,447 --> 00:36:43,375
Come on, relax.
571
00:36:43,410 --> 00:36:46,289
Last I heard of Marty he'd, uh, joined IBM.
572
00:36:46,324 --> 00:36:48,912
He's forgotten about us, believe me.
573
00:36:48,947 --> 00:36:50,850
Okay, but just stop foolin' around, huh?
574
00:36:50,885 --> 00:36:52,753
You're gettin' to be a pain in the ass.
575
00:36:52,788 --> 00:36:54,177
Joe: Yeah.
576
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,762
All right, all right.
577
00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:59,802
Hey, look, I don't know
about you guys, but I'm drinkin' some beer.
578
00:36:59,837 --> 00:37:01,223
Sounds all right to me.
579
00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:03,687
Anyone?
580
00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:25,910
Good shit, man.
581
00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:33,001
[ SnortS 1
582
00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:36,511
You want a toot?
583
00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:38,388
Hey, that stuff costs.
584
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:40,721
Yeah, but it's better than grass.
585
00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:58,283
Jesus, 11:30.
586
00:37:58,318 --> 00:38:00,412
Time flies when you're high, man.
587
00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:06,539
Skip, I want to go pee.
588
00:38:06,574 --> 00:38:07,417
$0?
589
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:09,850
So, it's creepy out there.
590
00:38:09,885 --> 00:38:12,215
I want someone to go with me.
591
00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:14,507
Don't look at me. Remember?
592
00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:16,886
No boys in the girls' locker room.
593
00:38:16,921 --> 00:38:18,505
I'll go with you.
594
00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:24,557
And watch out
for the boogeyman, girls.
595
00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:50,704
Oh, I'm about ready to explode! Ha ha!
596
00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:12,767
You bastards!
I wet myself!
597
00:39:12,802 --> 00:39:14,317
You morons!
598
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,195
When the hell
are you gonna grow up?
599
00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:20,483
Hey, dry off fast, girls.
600
00:39:20,518 --> 00:39:23,737
...what's-her-name.
601
00:39:23,772 --> 00:39:24,953
Aah!
Aah!
602
00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:26,661
What the hell you kids
think you're doin'?
603
00:39:26,696 --> 00:39:28,374
Don't you know you're trespassin'?
604
00:39:28,409 --> 00:39:29,541
Hey, man, don't do that.
605
00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:31,624
You nearly gave me a coronary.
606
00:39:31,659 --> 00:39:33,002
It's old Digby.
607
00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:35,396
You used to be the janitor here.
608
00:39:35,431 --> 00:39:37,755
Uh-uh.
I am the caretaker now.
609
00:39:37,790 --> 00:39:39,217
What's the difference?
610
00:39:39,252 --> 00:39:42,552
Well, the caretaker's a man
who takes care of the place.
611
00:39:42,587 --> 00:39:44,469
Janitor, he, uh...
612
00:39:44,504 --> 00:39:46,307
Janits it, uh.
613
00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:49,345
Digby: Now, don't you get
smart with me, boy.
614
00:39:49,380 --> 00:39:52,724
Hey, son, don't I know
you from somewhere?
615
00:39:52,759 --> 00:39:56,069
Yeah, sure. You remember me.
Skip Pollack.
616
00:39:56,104 --> 00:39:58,403
Pollack?
Can't say I do.
617
00:39:58,438 --> 00:40:00,530
But what you kids
doing here, anyway?
618
00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:03,614
This place has been closed now
for nearly five years.
619
00:40:03,649 --> 00:40:06,494
Five years...
620
00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:09,749
Pollack...
Hey, I remember you.
621
00:40:09,784 --> 00:40:10,790
Yeah.
622
00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:13,418
Boy, you was a pain in the ass.
623
00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:16,297
Oh, ho ho ho, and I thought
I was one hell of a guy.
624
00:40:16,332 --> 00:40:18,590
Well, you ain't changed much.
625
00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:22,172
By the way, they're knockin' down
this old place here next month.
626
00:40:22,207 --> 00:40:25,720
So if you want to have a last look around,
that's all right by me.
627
00:40:25,755 --> 00:40:28,764
But just you don't
go and start no fires.
628
00:40:28,799 --> 00:40:30,448
Okay, man, relax.
629
00:40:30,483 --> 00:40:32,061
Hey, have a beer.
630
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:33,910
Ooh...
Enjoy yourself.
631
00:40:33,945 --> 00:40:35,690
Thank you, thank you.
632
00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:39,150
Well, I guess an old caretaker's
gotta take care of himself, too.
633
00:40:39,185 --> 00:40:41,398
- Good night.
- Okay, boys.
634
00:40:41,433 --> 00:40:42,520
Good night.
635
00:40:42,555 --> 00:40:43,573
Ah, yes,
636
00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:46,327
I'll be headin' out before midnight.
637
00:40:46,362 --> 00:40:48,492
Yes, sir, oh, yes.
638
00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:51,992
Huh. Damn kids.
639
00:40:52,027 --> 00:40:53,914
Heh heh.
640
00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:08,933
Hey, I thought I told you kids
I don't want no trouble.
641
00:41:11,636 --> 00:41:13,479
Uhh! Agghh!
642
00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:52,725
Hey, Skip-
643
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,854
Want to earn 10 bucks?
644
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,682
Nance, you can have me for free.
645
00:41:58,266 --> 00:42:00,108
See this quarter?
646
00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:03,773
All you gotta do
is drop it off your head into this funnel.
647
00:42:03,808 --> 00:42:04,988
Twice.
648
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:06,280
You gotta be kidding.
649
00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:08,864
It's not as easy as it looks.
650
00:42:08,899 --> 00:42:10,328
It'll be a cinch.
651
00:42:14,824 --> 00:42:16,918
Heh heh huh heh.
652
00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:22,548
Now lean back real far
and close your eyes.
653
00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,590
That's it.
654
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:27,629
Now, when I say go,
you lean forward slowly
655
00:42:27,664 --> 00:42:28,925
and drop it right in the funnel.
656
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:29,862
Okay.
657
00:42:29,897 --> 00:42:30,764
Go.
658
00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:36,019
Yes! 10 bucks!
659
00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:39,479
You ain't got nothin' down there, Skip.
How could you miss?
660
00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:41,149
You gotta do it twice, dummy.
661
00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:43,733
All right, all right.
Give me the quarter.
662
00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:50,549
Go!
663
00:42:50,584 --> 00:42:51,990
Aah!
664
00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:57,458
Little boy wet his pants.
665
00:42:57,950 --> 00:42:59,375
It's after midnight.
666
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:00,536
What are you talkin' about?
667
00:43:00,571 --> 00:43:01,879
It's April Fools' Day.
668
00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:04,958
Why, can't you take a joke, Skippy?
669
00:43:04,993 --> 00:43:06,083
Yeah, I can take a joke.
670
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:10,884
Gimme a beer.
671
00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:13,303
Hey, Ted.
672
00:43:14,926 --> 00:43:16,974
Show us how you sink a beer.
673
00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:20,772
I'll show ya.
674
00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:23,026
You're past it, Frank.
675
00:43:23,061 --> 00:43:24,064
Let Ted do it.
676
00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:27,980
Ah, Ted's full of shit.
677
00:43:28,015 --> 00:43:30,233
Thatta boy.
678
00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,333
Okay.
679
00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:42,791
All: 5...4...
680
00:43:42,826 --> 00:43:44,881
3...2...
681
00:43:44,916 --> 00:43:45,794
1!
682
00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:50,795
You ought to try it with a bottle of this!
683
00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:58,344
Carol: Are you okay?
684
00:43:58,379 --> 00:43:59,687
I feel sick.
685
00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:15,453
Aah!
686
00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:18,806
Aah!
687
00:44:18,841 --> 00:44:21,543
Oh, man!
688
00:44:21,578 --> 00:44:24,246
Aah!
689
00:45:00,615 --> 00:45:04,415
Frank, I can't get this door open!
690
00:45:04,450 --> 00:45:05,536
Try the window!
691
00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:19,471
Ohh!
692
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:20,722
Skip: Is she all right?
693
00:45:21,761 --> 00:45:23,604
She'll be okay.
694
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,897
What's happened to Shirley?
695
00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:27,687
She's still up there.
696
00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:29,860
Want to go for her?
697
00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:33,026
You ain't gonna get me
back up there. No way!
698
00:45:33,814 --> 00:45:35,545
Right, well, we stick together.
699
00:45:35,580 --> 00:45:37,276
There's gotta be a way out.
700
00:45:37,311 --> 00:45:38,619
Shit!
701
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:15,254
The whole Goddamn place
is locked tight.
702
00:46:15,289 --> 00:46:18,739
Well, one of us
has gotta do something.
703
00:46:18,774 --> 00:46:19,951
Just hold your water.
704
00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:22,038
Let me try it.
705
00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:53,694
Keep going, Carl!
Kick it, man!
706
00:46:53,729 --> 00:46:55,651
Come on-hey, be careful!
707
00:46:55,686 --> 00:46:57,573
Who's got the fastest car?
708
00:46:57,608 --> 00:46:58,531
Carol does.
709
00:46:58,566 --> 00:46:59,783
Give me the keys.
710
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,702
Here. She always starts first time.
711
00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:05,365
Just get in and drive like hell.
712
00:48:29,490 --> 00:48:30,867
What the hell is he doing?
713
00:48:30,902 --> 00:48:32,875
Carol: I can't see.
714
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:35,379
I thought you said
she started every time.
715
00:48:35,414 --> 00:48:37,499
Every time except now.
716
00:48:44,296 --> 00:48:45,798
Unh!
717
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:58,144
He's done it!
718
00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:12,408
What the hell's he doing?!
719
00:49:13,409 --> 00:49:15,537
He's turning around!
720
00:49:15,572 --> 00:49:16,617
Get back!
721
00:49:16,652 --> 00:49:17,663
Go for help!
722
00:49:25,337 --> 00:49:27,510
No! Ohh!
723
00:49:28,257 --> 00:49:30,305
No! Ohh...
724
00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:59,338
Come on, let's go.
725
00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:02,128
I'll stay with Nancy.
726
00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:57,388
Carol: Ohh!
727
00:50:58,097 --> 00:50:59,394
Oh, my God!
728
00:51:04,687 --> 00:51:06,155
Marty's come back.
729
00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:08,531
That's crazy.
730
00:51:10,317 --> 00:51:11,864
What happened to Marty
was an accident.
731
00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:13,700
It wasn't our fault.
732
00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:15,121
Of course it was.
733
00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:17,575
And Marty knows it!
734
00:51:18,784 --> 00:51:20,786
I'm scared, Frank!
735
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:22,463
It's all right, baby.
736
00:51:22,498 --> 00:51:24,252
I'm here.
737
00:51:40,848 --> 00:51:42,439
Susan!
738
00:51:42,474 --> 00:51:44,147
Susan, go back!
739
00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:33,275
Skip?
740
00:52:33,310 --> 00:52:34,491
Frank?
741
00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:37,370
Hey, you guys, stop fooling around.
This isn't funny.
742
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:36,509
Hello?
743
00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:47,399
Is anybody there?
744
00:54:03,490 --> 00:54:04,582
Skip!
745
00:54:08,036 --> 00:54:09,037
Frank?
746
00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:25,018
Marty?
747
00:54:25,053 --> 00:54:27,181
Marty Rantzen?
748
00:54:45,532 --> 00:54:46,499
Aah!
749
00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:48,414
Shirley's dead.
750
00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:50,086
Dead?!
751
00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:51,087
You don't wanna see it.
752
00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:54,584
Oh, Christ.
753
00:54:56,502 --> 00:54:57,594
I saw Susan.
754
00:54:58,253 --> 00:54:59,220
Susan?!
755
00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:01,924
Susan?
She's out there.
756
00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:03,342
Isn't that her car?
757
00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:06,644
Well, if Susan's out there, then...
758
00:55:06,679 --> 00:55:07,604
then so is he.
759
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:11,775
What are we gonna do, Frank?
760
00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:14,232
What the fuck are we gonna do?
761
00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:19,691
Joe said he saw a tractor-
762
00:55:19,726 --> 00:55:21,659
when you came in.
763
00:55:22,486 --> 00:55:23,954
I've got an idea.
764
00:55:24,905 --> 00:55:26,282
A tractor?
765
00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:36,257
There it is.
766
00:55:41,129 --> 00:55:43,302
Do you think it'll
bust through these doors?
767
00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:45,805
There's only one way to find out.
768
00:55:47,302 --> 00:55:49,521
You're never gonna bust out of here
in this piece of shit.
769
00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:51,601
You gotta be kiddin' me.
770
00:55:51,636 --> 00:55:53,230
You got any better ideas?
771
00:55:53,265 --> 00:55:54,107
No.
772
00:55:54,142 --> 00:55:54,984
Then button it.
773
00:55:56,562 --> 00:55:58,314
Think you can start it, Joe?
774
00:55:59,606 --> 00:56:02,951
If the engine ain't seized up,
you got a chance.
775
00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:06,830
Hey, oil.
776
00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:08,657
Good stuff.
777
00:56:17,332 --> 00:56:18,379
And gas-
778
00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:19,918
about a half a gallon.
779
00:56:20,127 --> 00:56:21,470
Well, how far is that gonna get us?
780
00:56:22,754 --> 00:56:25,007
10, 12 miles.
781
00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:27,013
Unless you wanna cut grass.
782
00:56:27,048 --> 00:56:28,267
Never you mind how far.
783
00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:31,772
You just open those doors and everybody
will look after their own ass, all right?
784
00:56:33,181 --> 00:56:34,815
Anything we can do?
785
00:56:34,850 --> 00:56:37,729
No. Just let me, uh,
do what I know best.
786
00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:40,565
So why don't you take care of Stella
and the girls, huh?
787
00:56:41,189 --> 00:56:44,534
Okay. Uh, how long you gonna be?
788
00:56:44,569 --> 00:56:46,574
Maybe an hour...
789
00:56:46,609 --> 00:56:47,742
maybe more.
790
00:56:48,780 --> 00:56:50,999
I'll call when I'm finished.
791
00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:54,169
Call? You do more than call, Joe.
792
00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:57,339
You holler loud and clear.
You understand me?
793
00:56:57,706 --> 00:57:00,380
Loud-a and-a clear-a!
794
00:57:22,814 --> 00:57:24,111
Stella: Frank?
795
00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:31,203
I wish things could have
turned out different.
796
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,457
How do you mean?
797
00:57:34,368 --> 00:57:35,369
Oh...
798
00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:38,251
With Joe and me.
799
00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:41,170
I don't follow.
800
00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:44,553
Sometimes I just wish
it would have been you and me.
801
00:57:46,296 --> 00:57:47,759
Come on, Stella.
802
00:57:47,794 --> 00:57:49,552
Joe's a 900d QUY-
803
00:57:49,587 --> 00:57:51,310
Oh, sure, Joe's good.
804
00:57:51,345 --> 00:57:53,310
I kiss ]
805
00:57:53,345 --> 00:57:55,894
Oh, he takes care of me,
but only after he's taken care
806
00:57:55,929 --> 00:57:57,357
of his goddamn truck.
807
00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:02,905
It wouldn't be right, not with you
and-and the kid and all that.
808
00:58:03,563 --> 00:58:05,986
It could have just as easily been
a little Frank.
809
00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:09,242
I don't get you.
810
00:58:09,277 --> 00:58:11,245
You're his father, Frank.
811
00:58:12,739 --> 00:58:13,789
What?
812
00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:16,247
You can't have forgotten-
813
00:58:16,282 --> 00:58:18,211
summer of '80?
814
00:58:18,246 --> 00:58:20,101
June 23?
815
00:58:20,136 --> 00:58:21,957
2:30?
816
00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:25,461
Oh, yes-sure.
817
00:58:26,712 --> 00:58:27,761
Why didn't you tell me?
818
00:58:27,796 --> 00:58:31,801
I tried, Frank,
I tried, but you weren't around.
819
00:58:32,300 --> 00:58:35,304
And then Joe came along,
and it seemed so much easier-
820
00:58:35,339 --> 00:58:36,478
Jeez.
821
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:38,186
I want to go to bed with you, Frank.
822
00:58:40,058 --> 00:58:40,980
Now?
823
00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:43,527
What about Joe?
824
00:58:43,770 --> 00:58:46,023
Joe? Joe's busy.
825
00:58:46,565 --> 00:58:49,159
He's still fixing
his Goddamn machines.
826
00:58:49,194 --> 00:58:50,659
That's not what I meant.
827
00:58:50,694 --> 00:58:53,868
Oh, come on, baby.
We've got time.
828
00:58:53,903 --> 00:58:55,764
Well, say Joe came back.
829
00:58:55,799 --> 00:58:57,625
Joe won't come back.
830
00:58:59,411 --> 00:59:01,960
It's okay.
831
00:59:03,457 --> 00:59:04,959
What do you think I got to offer you?
832
00:59:07,127 --> 00:59:08,629
I ain't no hero no more.
833
00:59:09,671 --> 00:59:11,343
Mm...
834
00:59:11,378 --> 00:59:13,015
Frank...
835
00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:50,803
I'm in the homestretch.
836
00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:56,310
Hey, uh, pass me the wrench,
will you, Frank?
837
01:00:08,688 --> 01:00:09,564
Thanks.
838
01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:14,615
Aw, shit.
839
01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:18,699
Don't-don't-
don't mess with that.
840
01:00:18,734 --> 01:00:20,416
Don't-
841
01:00:23,870 --> 01:00:26,043
What the fuck you think
you're doing, Frank?!
842
01:00:26,498 --> 01:00:27,795
Get this thing off me!
843
01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:32,095
[ Click 1
844
01:00:32,504 --> 01:00:33,762
Crazy son of a bitch!
845
01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:36,016
Get this fucking thing off me!
846
01:00:42,514 --> 01:00:43,390
No.
847
01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:45,939
No, no, no-
848
01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:01,870
Oh, this never
happened to me before.
849
01:01:04,327 --> 01:01:07,797
I thought this cincy shit's
supposed to get you real hot.
850
01:01:11,710 --> 01:01:13,301
Hey, Frank.
851
01:01:13,336 --> 01:01:15,387
The Surgeon General's right.
852
01:01:15,422 --> 01:01:17,516
This stuff does damage your health.
853
01:01:18,091 --> 01:01:19,889
Ha ha ha!
Lay off, will ya?
854
01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:24,056
Oh, ease up, Frank.
You're supposed to enjoy it.
855
01:01:25,765 --> 01:01:27,482
Say..-
856
01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:29,770
you ain't turned gay on us, have you?
857
01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:35,157
Come here.
858
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,126
Where's Frank and Stella?
859
01:01:52,161 --> 01:01:54,212
While the cat's away...
860
01:01:55,295 --> 01:01:57,929
[ Creaking 1
861
01:01:57,964 --> 01:02:00,467
They can't be.
At a time like this?
862
01:02:01,801 --> 01:02:03,518
What about Joe?
863
01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:04,896
He's fixing the tractor.
864
01:02:08,099 --> 01:02:09,601
Stella: Come on, don't stop now.
865
01:02:09,636 --> 01:02:11,399
Frank: Ohh, I can't.
866
01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:13,361
I can't.
867
01:02:13,396 --> 01:02:14,668
Ohh, talk dirty, Frank.
868
01:02:14,703 --> 01:02:15,941
- Oh, fuck.
- Talk dirty.
869
01:02:15,976 --> 01:02:17,449
Um, tits.
870
01:02:17,484 --> 01:02:19,302
Dirty dirty!
871
01:02:19,337 --> 01:02:21,077
Um...Fuck.
872
01:02:21,112 --> 01:02:24,457
Uh, tits, screw,
873
01:02:24,492 --> 01:02:25,575
aw, shit.
874
01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:29,496
- Should get my leathers on.
- Don't stop now, Frank.
875
01:02:29,531 --> 01:02:31,089
Don't stop now.
876
01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:34,084
Ohh, don't stop.
877
01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:37,802
Ohh, Frank, Frank!
878
01:02:37,837 --> 01:02:39,384
- Ohh!
- Oh, I'm coming!
879
01:02:59,859 --> 01:03:01,076
Jesus Christ.
880
01:03:01,361 --> 01:03:02,988
Stella must have really needed that.
881
01:03:08,076 --> 01:03:09,293
Has anybody checked Joe?
882
01:03:09,995 --> 01:03:11,417
- Mm-mmm.
- No.
883
01:03:16,918 --> 01:03:18,920
[ Buzzing 1
884
01:03:43,028 --> 01:03:44,746
Joe's dead.
885
01:03:45,447 --> 01:03:46,573
Get upstairs quick.
886
01:03:46,865 --> 01:03:48,458
Let's stick together.
887
01:04:00,587 --> 01:04:02,695
Aah! No!
888
01:04:02,730 --> 01:04:04,803
Oh, my God.
889
01:04:10,138 --> 01:04:12,106
You bastard!
890
01:04:12,724 --> 01:04:15,102
You filthy, stinking bastard, Marty!
891
01:04:15,137 --> 01:04:16,899
What do you want from us'?!
892
01:04:19,814 --> 01:04:22,067
Come out and show yourself,
you little prick!
893
01:04:23,610 --> 01:04:27,831
You hear me, Marty?
Come out and show yourself.
894
01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:30,538
I'll get you for this, Rantzen.
895
01:04:30,909 --> 01:04:34,129
You fucking little asshole,
I'll get you for this!
896
01:04:35,914 --> 01:04:38,713
Come out, you ugly son of a bitch!
897
01:04:39,042 --> 01:04:40,794
You hear me? Come out!
898
01:05:57,078 --> 01:05:58,125
What do we do now?
899
01:05:59,247 --> 01:06:00,248
We wait.
900
01:06:00,415 --> 01:06:02,668
Wait? What for?
901
01:06:03,293 --> 01:06:05,216
Marty's gotta show himself
sooner or later.
902
01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:08,427
All we do is put our backs to the wall
and wait for him.
903
01:06:08,462 --> 01:06:10,346
[ Sobbing 1
904
01:06:10,381 --> 01:06:11,307
Shh.
905
01:06:11,342 --> 01:06:14,243
Nancy, listen.
It's dawn.
906
01:06:14,278 --> 01:06:17,105
April Fools' Day ends at noon.
907
01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:20,144
Marty won't hurt us after midday.
I'm sure of it.
908
01:06:20,179 --> 01:06:21,687
Oh, you're sure.
909
01:06:21,722 --> 01:06:23,153
Oh, that's great.
910
01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:26,067
If it hadn't been for you
and your stupid jokes,
911
01:06:26,102 --> 01:06:27,240
we wouldn't be here.
912
01:06:27,275 --> 01:06:30,074
Cool it, Nancy.
It's not Skip's fault.
913
01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:33,911
If you hadn't taken Marty
into the showers,
914
01:06:33,946 --> 01:06:35,580
none of this
would have happened.
915
01:06:36,868 --> 01:06:39,337
It's you two he's after, nobody else.
916
01:06:40,038 --> 01:06:42,338
Stella, Frank, Joe-
917
01:06:42,373 --> 01:06:43,875
none of them should have died.
918
01:06:43,910 --> 01:06:45,354
It should have been you two.
919
01:06:45,389 --> 01:06:46,798
You both should be dead!
920
01:06:46,833 --> 01:06:48,678
Hey, come on.
921
01:06:48,713 --> 01:06:50,556
We'll get out of here.
We will!
922
01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:53,225
I'm sorry.
923
01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:55,887
I'm sorry.
924
01:06:55,922 --> 01:06:58,188
Shh.
925
01:06:58,223 --> 01:07:01,272
All we have to do is stay awake.
926
01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,026
It'll be a cinch.
927
01:07:56,447 --> 01:07:57,619
Unh.
928
01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:04,171
Where's Skip?
929
01:08:05,248 --> 01:08:07,083
I don't know.
930
01:08:07,118 --> 01:08:08,883
I fell asleep.
931
01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:10,985
I'm gonna look for him.
932
01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:13,052
No!
It's safer here.
933
01:08:15,508 --> 01:08:17,055
It's past 11:00.
934
01:08:17,090 --> 01:08:18,268
$0?
935
01:08:18,303 --> 01:08:20,770
April Fools' ends at noon.
936
01:08:20,805 --> 01:08:24,150
If we can last out one more hour,
we're safe.
937
01:08:24,767 --> 01:08:26,019
I don't know.
938
01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:30,947
Marty's stuck to the rules so far.
939
01:08:30,982 --> 01:08:33,401
We gotta find Skip.
Are you gonna come?
940
01:08:33,436 --> 01:08:35,821
You're not getting me out there.
No way.
941
01:08:39,490 --> 01:08:40,616
Suit yourself.
942
01:08:52,086 --> 01:08:53,052
Hey!
943
01:08:53,087 --> 01:08:54,384
Wait for me!
944
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:06,894
No...No!
945
01:10:27,014 --> 01:10:28,607
I don't understand it!
946
01:10:44,115 --> 01:10:45,116
They've gone.
947
01:10:47,994 --> 01:10:50,042
I never meant to hurt Marty.
948
01:10:50,077 --> 01:10:51,584
Please, let me go home.
949
01:10:51,619 --> 01:10:52,601
Please?
Shh.
950
01:10:52,636 --> 01:10:53,583
Let me go home!
951
01:10:53,618 --> 01:10:55,383
Shut up!
952
01:10:55,418 --> 01:10:59,343
We gotta find Skip,
then we can go home.
953
01:10:59,378 --> 01:11:00,901
Promise?
954
01:11:00,936 --> 01:11:02,425
I promise.
955
01:11:54,101 --> 01:11:55,819
Careful, now.
956
01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:16,916
Video: Who's got your head now?
957
01:12:19,043 --> 01:12:20,420
Marty's yearbook.
958
01:12:21,879 --> 01:12:24,849
Coach on video: What the hell's
going on here?
959
01:12:24,884 --> 01:12:26,684
Uh, just having a little fun.
960
01:12:26,719 --> 01:12:28,303
My picture.
961
01:12:28,553 --> 01:12:30,555
He's gonna get me next!
962
01:12:31,556 --> 01:12:33,479
Nancy? Nancy!
963
01:12:34,559 --> 01:12:36,106
Nancy, come back!
964
01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,405
Don't be stupid, Nancy!
965
01:12:44,610 --> 01:12:46,612
[ Gasping 1
966
01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:57,966
No!
967
01:13:00,751 --> 01:13:01,798
No!
968
01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:07,508
No! No!
969
01:13:17,768 --> 01:13:19,020
Susan: No!
970
01:13:26,068 --> 01:13:27,695
No! Please, no!
971
01:13:32,491 --> 01:13:33,913
Oh, no!
972
01:13:34,702 --> 01:13:36,500
Please, no!
973
01:13:36,746 --> 01:13:37,998
[ Sobbing 1
974
01:13:45,463 --> 01:13:46,464
Ohh!
975
01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:50,760
No!
976
01:15:35,197 --> 01:15:36,790
Ch!
977
01:15:40,327 --> 01:15:41,874
Aah!
978
01:15:41,909 --> 01:15:43,422
No!
979
01:16:43,808 --> 01:16:45,606
Aah!
980
01:16:46,727 --> 01:16:48,229
Ohh!
981
01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:28,940
I pop 1
[ gasps 1
982
01:17:39,405 --> 01:17:40,372
Ohh.
983
01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:45,054
Too late!
984
01:19:23,217 --> 01:19:26,016
[ Creaking 1
985
01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:31,660
Aah!
986
01:20:39,084 --> 01:20:40,586
Aah!
987
01:20:40,621 --> 01:20:42,088
Oh, God!
988
01:21:03,150 --> 01:21:04,906
No!
989
01:21:04,941 --> 01:21:06,662
No! Oh!
990
01:21:45,526 --> 01:21:46,368
Skip!
991
01:21:54,243 --> 01:21:56,337
Aah!
992
01:22:09,216 --> 01:22:10,263
Aah!
993
01:22:50,883 --> 01:22:52,851
Aah! Aah!
994
01:24:00,369 --> 01:24:03,122
- [ Gasps 1
- Ha ha ha!
995
01:24:04,122 --> 01:24:05,123
Ah!
996
01:24:09,962 --> 01:24:10,804
Marty!
997
01:24:11,213 --> 01:24:13,432
Ha ha ha!
998
01:24:13,966 --> 01:24:15,158
How do you want it?
999
01:24:15,193 --> 01:24:16,351
Please, not now!
1000
01:24:16,386 --> 01:24:17,309
Yes.
No!
1001
01:24:17,344 --> 01:24:18,786
Here I go.
No!
1002
01:24:18,821 --> 01:24:20,187
No!
Ha ha ha!
1003
01:24:20,222 --> 01:24:21,724
Marty, no!
Please, God-
1004
01:24:21,759 --> 01:24:22,815
No!
1005
01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:45,922
Ha ha ha!
I showed ya!
1006
01:24:46,248 --> 01:24:48,215
April Fool!
1007
01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:51,550
April fucking fool, you motherfuckers!
1008
01:24:51,585 --> 01:24:55,425
I showed ya-
me, Marty Rantzen!
1009
01:24:55,460 --> 01:24:58,348
Ha ha ha!
1010
01:25:02,556 --> 01:25:05,651
Ghostly voices: Marty!
1011
01:25:06,852 --> 01:25:16,284
Voices: Marty!
1012
01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:25,712
Voices: Marty!
1013
01:25:26,872 --> 01:25:31,002
Voices: Marty!
1014
01:26:02,908 --> 01:26:06,037
Marty...
1015
01:26:06,953 --> 01:26:11,174
Look at me, Marty.
1016
01:26:11,416 --> 01:26:13,418
Can't you take a joke, Marty?
1017
01:26:14,336 --> 01:26:16,805
Smoke this, Marty.
1018
01:26:22,928 --> 01:26:25,602
Hot or cold, Marty?
1019
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:31,604
Remember me, wuss?
1020
01:26:32,104 --> 01:26:35,074
Women's voices:
Show us your stuff, Marty.
1021
01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:38,820
All: April Fool!
1022
01:26:59,589 --> 01:27:03,435
All: Aah!
1023
01:27:07,431 --> 01:27:10,560
Aah!
1024
01:27:17,899 --> 01:27:19,401
Relax, Marty.
1025
01:27:20,777 --> 01:27:23,747
The plastic surgeons
have done a great job.
1026
01:27:26,825 --> 01:27:29,795
You'll be able to take off the bandages
in a couple of weeks.
1027
01:28:01,109 --> 01:28:02,492
Marty: I'll get even!
1028
01:28:02,527 --> 01:28:04,825
I'll get even!
You see if I don't!
1029
01:28:04,860 --> 01:28:06,573
[ Beeping STOPS 1
1030
01:28:11,453 --> 01:28:13,295
Nurse?
1031
01:28:13,330 --> 01:28:14,456
Is everything okay?
1032
01:28:14,491 --> 01:28:15,547
Aah!
1033
01:28:15,582 --> 01:28:16,754
Go, get 'em off!
1034
01:28:17,667 --> 01:28:19,551
I'll get even!
1035
01:28:19,586 --> 01:28:21,839
Demonic voice: I'll get even!
You see if I don't!
1036
01:28:21,874 --> 01:28:24,182
I'll...Get...
1037
01:28:24,217 --> 01:28:27,348
YOU!
1038
01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:29,145
Aah!
1039
01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:49,620
[flesh ripping 1
1040
01:29:13,515 --> 01:29:15,893
Ihahahahaf
1041
01:29:19,521 --> 01:29:21,819
# Strut your stuff
and think you're cool #
1042
01:29:23,149 --> 01:29:25,698
# Toughest gang in all the school I
1043
01:29:27,362 --> 01:29:29,615
# Today's the day you're gonna pay I
1044
01:29:31,032 --> 01:29:33,785
# I'll show you I ain't no fool I
1045
01:29:36,162 --> 01:29:38,505
J"Ha ha ha! #
1046
01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:39,883
# I'm gonna get you #
1047
01:29:40,584 --> 01:29:44,511
J"Ha ha ha! #
1048
01:29:44,546 --> 01:29:46,721
# April Fools' day! I
1049
01:29:46,756 --> 01:29:51,353
# Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! #
1050
01:29:54,639 --> 01:29:56,937
# I don't enjoy your dirty tricks I
1051
01:29:58,602 --> 01:30:00,900
# They make you laugh
and make me sick! #
1052
01:30:02,772 --> 01:30:04,945
# Today's the day you're gonna pay I
1053
01:30:06,776 --> 01:30:08,995
# Hot or cold, take your pick I
1054
01:30:11,865 --> 01:30:13,724
# Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! #
1055
01:30:13,759 --> 01:30:15,584
# I'm gonna get you #
1056
01:30:16,620 --> 01:30:19,084
# Ha! I'm gonna get you I
1057
01:30:19,119 --> 01:30:21,506
# I'm gonna get you! I
1058
01:30:21,541 --> 01:30:24,294
# Ha ha! April Fools' Day! I
1059
01:30:24,329 --> 01:30:26,388
J"Ha ha ha! #
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