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♫ Your silent company ♫

♫ Allows me to act like a child in front of you ♫

♫ You tolerate my occasional bad behavior ♫

♫ It was obviously a favorable impression ♫

♫ But you made the ending difficult to guess ♫

♫ Otherwise, why would you be in a daze? ♫

♫ I look forward to your arrangements
Our blushing causes us to lose our demeanor ♫

♫ But it brought out a confession ♫

♫ Confessions take advantage of the wind and the moon ♫

♫ We favor each other ♫

♫ I'm certain you're my answer ♫

♫ There are no exceptions ♫

♫ The confession shows I'm reluctant ♫

♫ We love while strolling ♫

♫ I'd rather miss the crowds for you ♫

[My Dear Brothers]

[Episode 2]

[View of the Swelling Water]

I permit you to stay by my side.

Is this Great God a domineering CEO?

Great God, I think you've got it wrong.

I accidentally came here.

I absolutely don't want to stay here.

I want to go home.

Go home? To do what?

Lots of stuff.

Attend school, work, sit for tests, do an internship,

play "Honor of Kings," play with my cellphone, eat snacks, and watch variety shows.

Not to see your older brother?

He...

He's missing.

But it's okay.

He's missing anyway, and I have freedom.

Moreover, in this world,

no one can be together forever.

Shouldn't older brothers protect younger sisters?

Usually.

Stay here. I'll protect you.

Junior Brother!

Junior Brother!

Another Great Immortal God is here?

Hide for now. Don't let Senior Brother discover you.

Hide? It's such a good opportunity to escape. I don't want to hide.

Senior Brother, why are you looking for me?

I haven't seen you in a day, and your courtyard

has continued growing into the wall.

There are beautiful flowers, too.

It's a new method of training.

Your courtyard hasn't changed in two hundred years.

It changed today. This is interesting.

Senior Brother, we can talk here if you have any matters.

No, this won't do. I have official business with you today.

I'm here to eliminate insects for you.

- There are no insects here.
- In the past there wasn't,

but now, with all these flowers and plants, there definitely will.

I remember you used to be afraid of insects when you were young.

Senior Brother!

- Senior Brother, I can sprinkle this around on my own.
- Let me help you.

This senior brother looks quite kind.

[View of the Swelling Water]

Seems like Junior Brother's secret is right behind him.

I'll sprinkle in the house, too.

Senior Brother, wait.

Hey, Brother—

What is that sound?

Big Brother, can you see me?

You're illegally detaining me.

A psycho who knows magic.

Psycho?

What psycho?

I'm referring to the changes in the wind and clouds.

The spirit of the flowers and plants, the ruggedness of the mountains, the great waves of the ocean,

just like a wonderful road, filled with dust.
(T/N: a famous poem)

This is the knowledge gained from my recent cultivation.

Seems like you really are focusing on cultivation,

but you don't have the experience.

Among your flowers, the female ones are those

that will easily attract insects.

- Flowers can be differentiated by male and female?
- Of course.

Everything in this world has yin and yang.

Do you know why there are no women in Yuhua Sect?

Master said... it's for calming our nature.

A woman is just like the female flowers in your courtyard.

Her body will emit some kind of strange smell.

However, Yuhua Sect needs to pay attention to a quiet mind.

A woman's smell is the biggest culprit in

disrupting cultivation.

What kind of ridiculous rule is this?

A hundred years ago, a woman wanted to pay respects to a master to learn skills

and came to the base of the mountain of Yuhua Sect.

She was discovered by the sect leader

and punished with ten fire whippings.

All right, it's getting late.

I'm going back.

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Looks like only relying on myself to get back isn't a possibility.

But I don't want to be stranded here either.

I still want to sit for the examination, do an internship, and be elected as the president of the student council.

I still need to look for Older Brother.

If he comes back and can't find me,

how anxious would he be?

This Great God is an ace student.

He must be able to use magic to send me back,

but would he be willing?

Stay here. I'll protect you.

He's weird, but appears somewhat sincere.

He really is hard to figure out.

How can I make him send me back?

My stomach hurts. I must be poisoned!

I was careless and consumed insecticide.

Help me. Hurry, take me down the mountain

to the hospital.

No problem.

This is the antidote refined by Senior Brother.

It's so bitter.

Great God, you've lived by yourself for so long, it must be really boring. Right?

Let's play a game.

- All right.
- You agreed!

Let's play rock, scissors, and cloth. The winner can propose a request.

- The loser can't reject it.
- Fine.

This is my strength. No one has ever beaten me.

This is the rule. Let's start.

Rock, scissors, cloth.

Three rounds, two wins. Rock, scissors, cloth.

Five rounds, three wins. Rock, scissors, cloth.

Cloth! Cloth! Cloth!

- Fifty three rounds, fifty wins. You won.
- My request is—

You're not allowed to mention improper requests, difficult requests, requests which violate law and discipline,

- or any requests which invade privacy—
- I merely want to know

how your older brother protects you.

This is also considered a request?

His brain circuits are indeed different.

My older brother is an ignorant and incompetent swindler.

Other than playing games, he's incapable of doing anything else.

He's number one in getting into fights and creating trouble.

He often squanders our pocket money

and then makes me use my misery to gain sympathy from the owners of small shops.

Saying that I'm an orphan and asking them to give us things for free.

Before he dropped out of school, he would always fail his exams.

He would make me be the one to go get signatures from Uncle and Aunt.

Also, would violently beat up all the men around who were nice to me.

Always blocking any sort of luck with love.

My older brother frequents internet cafes overnight.

If it weren't for the fact that he could cook some lousy dishes,

tell some bedtime stories,

and also, taking into account that he grew up with me when I was a baby,

I wouldn't care about him at all.

I said so much. Did you understand any of it?

Cook food? Bedtime stories?

Baby?

Your senior brother must have left some ingredients in that vegetable basket.

Junior Brother, I'm really sorry. I was careless and left my food box.

Can you take care of it for me?

A friendly reminder. There's the best grade pork belly in there. It's best for making braised pork.

Hang in there, Shi Xia. I can do it.

I'm not hungry.

What's that smell?

It's on fire!

♫ It's fortunate to encounter you despite the small probabilities ♫

♫ I want to decrease the chances of a mistake to zero ♫

♫ Do you want the immortals to descend to earth to guide you? ♫

♫ I'm fascinated with the outline of your profile ♫

Unpalatable food?

Try it.

No problem. Master said that repeated practice will bring success.

Great God, I believe if you keep practicing you'll definitely succeed,

but I won't necessarily be able to live to see that day.

Put out the fire on your own.

Fortunately, there were two packets of instant noodles. What a lifesaver.

Seems that this Great God with the bad brain circuits can't be counted on.

If magic can take me home, I should learn magic then.

I failed in cooking. Could it be that I haven't mastered the method that Little Sister knows?

Senior Brother, come to my place for a while.

Junior Brother, regarding little sisters, the problem is complicated.

I must personally impart a few tricks to you. Why not let me in to talk?

Senior Brother, no need. Just impart them to me here.

Do you want to know how to make girls worship and obey you?

You asked the right person!

I have some knowledge about this.

There are three necessary steps when it comes to handling a girl.

First, establish your brilliant image

and talk about your many outstanding qualities.

Girls admire those who are stronger than them. They can't resist this.

Second, make use of your misery to gain sympathy.

Portray yourself as empty, lonely, and cold.

Girls have motherly instincts. They can't bear but to care about you.

Third. Accommodate her requests.

Let there be traces of yourself in her life in all aspects. Understand?

I can live again.

Great God, try some?

No, thank you. I haven't needed to eat since I was born.

Two hundred years and you haven't had a single bite of food?

You've missed out on a lot of fun in your life.

Master said... it's saved a lot of trouble.

Practicing every day and not allowed to eat either?

Does your master treat you like a human at all?

You're not allowed to criticize my master.

Great God, if...

I'm saying, if...

I want to learn some magic from Yuhua Sect that can open the barrier, is that possible?

It's not totally impossible. It's just that it's very difficult.

If you want to handle a girl, you must establish your brilliant image and make her worship you.

Yuha Sect has been established for more than 2,000 years

as the guardian of eliminating demons with the purpose of helping justice and standing proudly in the world.

In the beginning, five leaders of the Immortal Alliance were called together by other immortals to be the ones to handle crucial responsibilities.

The magic of our sect is broad and profound. It's hard for ordinary people

to understand its essence.

Is there a need to pretend while reciting the school's motto?

Is there anything you don't understand?

Great God, I'm also a top student in my hometown.

Why don't you try and teach me some?

About this...

What I practice is advanced magic in preparation to become the leader of the Immortals Alliance. It's not suitable for you.

The leader of Immortals Alliance is great.

Yes, it really is great.

To be the leader of the Immortals Alliance is the supreme honor of the immortal sects.

The general elections are held around every two hundred years.

The chosen one can enter the Immortal Demon Array and become a real immortal.

This next general election is this year.

If there are no mishaps, the leader will come from Yuhua Sect again.

It should be, humbly, yours truly.

Great God, you really aren't humble.

What is humble?

Humble is, like you now, unreservedly talking

about your own outstanding abilities.

She thinks I'm outstanding, too.

I believe she must worship me now.

Great God, do you have any textbooks here?

Books.

There are many in the attic.

Fine. I'll learn on my own.

What? Did you say that Hou Chi suddenly stopped fasting?

He caught a cold and even took medicine?

Based on my observation over the past few days, this seems to be the case.

I'll go personally and ask him.

- Sect Leader, Senior Brother has come out of seclusion.
- Sect Leader. Junior Brother.

Greetings, Sect Leader.

Be at ease.

What happened to Hou Chi?

There's no need to worry. Hou Chi is your direct disciple.

He's been outstanding since young. It's fine to have some change.

What's more, it's also less than a month before the general election for the leader of the Immortals Alliance.

We cannot mess up our position.

Since it's about the general election. We should find out what happened.

You'll know if you ask Bi Hong. They're close.

Send for Bi Hong to come to the hall.

[Yuhua Hall]

I, the disciple of Yuhua, pay my respects to the martial uncles.

Headmaster.

Bi Hong, what strange things have you seen Hou Chi doing lately?

My junior recently disclosed to me that he's trying to learn a new form of cultivation.

A new form? Then, did you ask him for details?

He is the hope of our entire Yuhua Sect, what right do I have to ask for more details?

As his teacher, you should understand him best.

He's been working hard at self-cultivation for two hundred years and has never stepped foot out of his courtyard.

He wholeheartedly wants to become the leader of the alliance. Nothing else.

I'm not sure what Sect Leader may be worried about.

He's right. Hou Chi has mastered the Yuhua Nine Layers of Heaven to the eighth level already.

If he pushes himself a bit harder, it's possible for him to reach the ninth level

- before the election of the Immortals Alliance leader.
- Junior Brother Yuan Kyu is right.

I think I understand now. Hou Chi just wants to break past his limitations.

That's why he's trying a new form of cultivation. Let's just encourage him, Master.

You can head back, look after Hou Chi more these coming days.

If there is anything strange, report back at any time.

Sure.

Is there something else you wish to say?

Every time you've called me here over the last two hundred years is always to ask how Junior Brother is doing.

Don't you have anything else to say to me?

Junior, I'm not trying to criticize you, but you should care more about Bi Hong.

After all, you two are biologically father and son.

If you talked to him more often, he wouldn't go down the mountain all the time.

Isn't he in all those messy relationships just to relieve his loneliness?

He doesn't have spiritual roots.

Let him do whatever he wants.

What's the point of doing something that would be in vain?

Masters, there's one thing I don't know if I should say.

Go ahead.

We heard the Devil Sect was spreading rumors

that...

that Young Uncle lost to the Devil Lord.

and the champion of the Immortals Alliance belongs to the Devil Lord.

Impossible.

He didn't even leave his own yard. How could he lose to the Devil Lord?

Go down the mountain and find out more about the Devil Sect's rumors.

Yes.

Senior Yuan Ye,

double the power of all magical force fields in Yuhua Mountain.

- Yes.
- Yes.

[Magical Gate]
[Spring and Fall Collection]

Cloud riding skill.

Sword controlling skill.

Time traveling skill.

Once I've mastered this, I'll be able to open the barrier!

[Time and Space Skill]

I want to read a book. This book.

I made an unexpected improvement today.

Was it because of Little Sister?

I need to keep it up.

Step forward with your right leg and bend the right knee into a lunge.

Make a fist with your right hand and raise it to the front.

Aren't these military exercises?

It's already the ninth chapter. Why...

Void piercing skill.

Mastering this skill enables you to travel through time and space freely,

without being restricted by the past or the future.

This skill is sophisticated and the most difficult.

It's not recorded here.

It's getting late. You should rest!

Okay!

This really is the healthiest routine indeed.

Great God, don't be so stingy.

I can't fall asleep with the light off.

What are you doing?

Don't come over here.

Don't try anything!

Didn't you say your brother would tell you bedtime stories?

I can do it too.

There was an eight-ranked Yulin Beast at the shore of the East China Sea.

It was gigantic and a hundred feet tall.

All cultivators who passed by were killed by it.

And then?

It died.

How did it die?

My master guided it into this courtyard.

A righteous cultivator who has the same name as me killed it.

Is that it?

What do you think?

The ending was a bit rushed.

I knew it wouldn't be enough for you.

Let me tell you another one.

There was a devil cultivator in Yulin City.

He specialized in capturing the souls of living people.

He practiced summoning ten thousand ghosts to improve his cultivation.

Countless people were killed by him.

And then?

My master guided him into this courtyard.

A righteous cultivator who has the same name as me killed him.

Do you want to hear more? Let me tell you another one.

There was a traitor at Moon Worship Gate

who practiced black magic, followed the devil's path, and killed the entire sect.

Then my master—

Guided him into this courtyard.

A righteous cultivator who has the same name as you killed him.

How did you know that?

Either way, they all ended up being killed by you.

Trivial things like these aren't worth mentioning.

I've made such an improvement after only one day.

The little sister is extraordinary indeed.

How else do you need to be protected?

Protect...

Knock it off. Do you know what it means to protect something?

Protecting someone is really not easy.

Right now I just want to sleep.

Please don't disturb me anymore!

Even though she didn't ask for it, I need to keep trying hard.

Sect Leader, after going down the mountain for a few days,

I noticed that the Devil Sect's rumors about the Devil Lord defeating Young Uncle

have even been printed the entire competition into booklets.

They also have a graphic version for those who are illiterate.

It's said that the Devil Lord is rehearsing.

He's going to do a tour before the selection of the Immortals Alliance Leader.

What did those people say at the bottom of the mountain? Tell me all about it.

Those people said

this was the Devil Sect's first time in two thousand years competing to be the Alliance Leader

and defeated the front-runner, Young Uncle.

They're afraid...

it's destiny.

- You can go now.
- Yes.

If you use your magic skills, that would be too easy.

Here.

- What the hell?
- You've seen a ghost before?
(T/N: gui literally means ghost)

Haven't I seen one every day the last two days?

Don't be scared. From now on, you'll have the ragdoll to keep you company.

It...

I'll get nightmares holding that thing.

I don't want it.

Why did you get angry?

Little Uncle, Sect Leader Master has arrived.

Sect Leader Master? Is it the sect leader master that frequently whips people?

You must hide well.

Okay, I'll hide well.

You mustn't let your master come in here!

Master.

Once I left seclusion, I wanted to come to visit you.

How are you doing?

Your disciple is doing fine.

Something so big has happened. How long did you plan on hiding it?!

This isn't good. Master found out about the girl.

- Master, please listen to your disciple's explanation.
- It's already like this,

what kind of good explanation is there?!

Your disciple violated the rules of the sect. If you want to beat and punish me, I absolutely won't complain.

It's just that she isn't a bad person at all.
(T/N: she and he in Chinese sound the same, only written out can you tell if it's referring to male/female)

The Devil Sect secretly launched a surprise attack and didn't pay attention to morals and justice.

You're still saying he's a good person?!

The Devil Sect?

- Scared me to death.
- I heard that you haven't practiced fasting recently.

You even caught a cold. You must've been hurt by him pretty badly.

I'm all right.

It's just that your disciple was inattentive causing me to be affected by the Devil Lord's skill.

Go to your room. Let Master Wei take a look at your wound.

What? Coming inside?

Master, why don't we go to the spirit tree.

Great God Master's way of expressing himself is similar to a roller coaster.

My heart doesn't feel that good.

It's just a small injury, no need to worry.

Concentrate and relax. Unite your mind and body.

Master, in order to treat my wound, you lost a lot of your spiritual power.

It doesn't matter.

Your heart and veins were injured by Devil Lord.

That's why the wound didn't heal for a very long time.

I'm worried that, going forward, this will affect the general election.

Chi'er, you're the Yuhua Sect's only hope.

We cannot make any mistakes.

Your disciple dare not neglect it.

These vines were made for you by that good-for-nothing Bi Hong, right?

The child can't be taught,

only loves to fool around with the flowers and plants,

attracting bees and butterflies.
(T/N: meaning attracting the opposite sex)

- That's not Senior Brother.
- You don't need to speak up for him.

Chi'er, when Master was in seclusion, I had a few more revelations.

The two of us, master and disciple can learn from each other.

Listening to the conversation with his master,

he seems like a simple, non-artificial cultivation machine.

Could it be... that I really misunderstood him?

Why do I care so much?

Let me out.

Let me out!

Let me out! Let me out!

Older Brother!

I'm sorry. I had a nightmare.

It's all right.

Your master didn't punish you because of me, did he?

It's I who disappointed the hopes of the sect.

You're also pitiful. It's been two hundred years now.

You only know about cultivating martial arts, like a machine.

The sorrow of a scholar.

Quality-oriented education is arduous and the road is long.
(T/N: fig. to bear heavy responsibilities through a long struggle)

Wait a second.

- For you.
- For me?

The second-ranked one can also receive a reward.

I'm telling you. When you are under a lot of pressure, you can just knead it. It can relieve pressure.

It can be eaten too, simply perfect!

The ancient books have never recorded this thing.

It's a gift I'm giving you.

Don't tell me this is the first time that you have received a present from someone?

How about I also gift you a present then?

What do you want to gift me now?

Is there something that you would like to do,

but your older brother has never done with you?

- There is.
- What is it?

- Ferris wheel.
- Ferris wheel?

A Ferris wheel can move people from the ground

up to a very, very high altitude.

You can get a panoramic view overlooking the entire scenery.

What's so difficult about this?

Let's go.

[Pure Heart Without a Trace of Dust]

Why have you brought me here?

[Pure Heart Without a Trace of Dust]

♫ You're a petal entering the Mortal Realm by accident♫

♫ Being blown into the passing of time by the wind ♫

♫ Falling into the Mortal Realm for years ♫

♫ You're not worldly at all ♫

♫ If it weren't for the warmth between your fingers,
I‘d still be ice cold ♫

Great God, what's that?

It should be the Yuhua Academy.

It should be?

You've never been there?

Master says that's a place where common immortals practice. It doesn't suit me.

My way of practicing is totally different from theirs.

What's the difference?

We should head back.

Wha-What are you doing?

- Let go of me.
- All right.

No!

♫ Wandering for you in the heavy snow dancing in the sky ♫

♫ With the sun slowly tilting on a spring day ♫

♫ Look, this is a feast in the Mortal Realm arranged by God ♫

♫ Portraying the story ♫

Miss, I want to ask your opinion on something.

Oh no, is he going to confess?

Can I be—

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♫ The night breeze picked up the fallen leaves
and piled them in my heart ♫

♫ I can't figure it out, yet they won't blow away ♫

♫ If the covering water is collecting with dust for no reason ♫

♫ It'll be more annoying and worrisome ♫

♫ Tears turn into raindrops and penetrate into stone steps ♫

♫ The sea has dried up and the heart is immortal ♫

♫ Hiding love and hate in my chest, and putting
the memories behind me ♫

♫ What do I want for the rest of my life? ♫

♫ Can I travel the rough path of life with you? ♫

♫ I just want to stop worrying about the thousands of troubles ♫

♫ Rowing hand and hand in the wind and the waves ♫

♫ Through the spring and autumn ♫

♫ Revisiting the dark and withering places with you ♫

♫ Letting go of the grudges with a flick of your sleeve ♫

♫ Seeing through the scenery along the way
brings me unwanted sorrow ♫

♫ Through the spring and autumn ♫

♫ Revisiting the dark and withering places with you ♫

♫ Letting go of the grudges with a flick of your sleeve ♫

♫ Seeing through the scenery along the way
brings me unwanted sorrow ♫

♫ The water flows ♫