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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the♪
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[beep]
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[beeping]
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ANNOUNCER:
Not so fast. As part of Warner Brothers'
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renewed commitment to
the health of our viewers,
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you must perform physical activity
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before continuing to the next episode.
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♪
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Hi! We're the Warner Brothers!
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And the Warner Sister!
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And I'm a mayfly!
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Exercise is an important
part of a healthy lifestyle!
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Everyone can make time for
just 15 minutes of exercise!
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Actually, I don't think
I have that kind of time.
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Nonsense! Let's kick things off
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with some simple jumping jacks!
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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These really target
the parts of your body
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that you use to do jumping jacks!
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No, I'm serious.
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Mayflies only live a few hours,
and I'm already over the hill. [panting]
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Nah. Not over the hill yet!
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We've still got a few seconds
of mountain climbers left!
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[bleating]
[grunting]
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I don't know what a mountain climber is.
I don't even know what a mountain is!
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What? Were you born yesterday?
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No, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
I wasn't born yesterday.
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I was born today!
My time is very limited,
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and I have so much more I wanna do.
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I hear you!
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Let's work on your quads!
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[grunting]
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I wanted to have kids. Maybe two,
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even 3,000!
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Meh, you're not missing much.
[grunts]
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Let's do some pec flies!
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Flies! Finally, something I can do.
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[grunts, gasps]
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Look at that!
You're losing weight already!
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[wind blowing]
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I've spent my whole life
with these strangers,
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here at the gym, away from my family...
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[laughs] That's right!
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The gym really can be
a home away from home!
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Now, this final exercise
is a real killer!
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Are you ready?
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ALL:
May?
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[thunder crashes]
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♪ somber music playing ♪
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[thunder]
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I didn't realize
she had so many friends.
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She touched a lot of lives.
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[beep]
ANNOUNCER: Congratulations!
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You've reached your
quota for physical activity.
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You may now resume enjoying Animaniacs .
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[beep]
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animaney, totally insaney ♪
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♪ Cell membraney ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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[thunder clapping]
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♪ Pinky and the Brain
theme song playing ♪
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Gee, Brain, what do
you wanna do tonight?
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The same thing
we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder clap]
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♪
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♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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[alarm blaring]
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[sing song]: Brain...
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Wakeywakey.
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I made a mistakey.
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[sighs]
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What? Where?
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Ah!
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Whee!
[hissing]
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Ooh...
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Great Godfrey Hounsfield! What's going on?
[hissing continues]
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Where are we?
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Um, ground control to Major Brain.
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We're in space! [screams]
[hissing increases]
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♪
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[click]
Phew!
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The International Space Station?
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But, how did we get here?
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Please don't tell me Elon's here, too.
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Well, we flew here in a rocket
because you wanted to type a code
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into that computer over there.
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And you wouldn't tell me the code,
even though I really wanted to know,
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and I told you
it was rude to keep secrets!
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Hopefully, I told you
to stuff a sock in it.
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Ha! Yes, you did! Narf!
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You also said the code would make
an electromagenta purse.
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Which I thought was a bit strange
because magenta is so last summer.
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Electromagenta purse?
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Oh, you must mean electromagnetic pulse.
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Why, one of those could turn off
all the lights on Earth,
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leaving humanity defenseless!
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♪
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[zapping]
[concerned chatter]
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[clicking, fizzling]
[horns, crashing]
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[people screaming]
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[zapping]
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[smash]
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Finally! After years of failure,
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I found the perfect plan!
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Nothing stands in our way!
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Ha, that's right, Brain!
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We finally did it!
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We taked over the world!
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Oh, Pinky. This is the happiest
moment of my life.
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Once I press this button,
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the world is mine!
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Well, this calls for a celebration!
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Have one of these delicious
astronaut ice creams.
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I've already had 10.
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Pinky, that's a kitchen sponge.
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Oh. That explains why
I barely had to use the bathroom.
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♪
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How bittersweet it is to have
no memory of my greatest triumph.
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Well, I can tell you what happened.
[clears throat]
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You and I were undercover at a school.
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You see, Brain, when you go undercover,
you turn into something you're not.
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Like when vanilla ice cream
is covered with hot fudge,
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and becomes chocolate ice cream!
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Pinky, that's not at all
Don't interrupt me, babe. Where was I?
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Oh, right. As I was saying,
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you were disguised as a science teacher,
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helping a group of students
build a rocket, and then
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Careful, Marissa. That's it.
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We're in the homestretch now.
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It's been weeks of hard work,
but I knew when I assembled you,
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the school's best and brightest students
in this afterschool STEM program,
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that nothing could stop us from completing
this fullyfunctioning scale model
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of the Gemini Titan spacecraft.
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MARISSA:
Great speech, Mr. Brain.
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My favorite part was all the exposition.
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[laughter]
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These little fools have no idea
I've just been using them for free labor.
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Soon, I will steal this rocket
and journey into space!
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Have you noticed how often
Mr. Brain mutters under his breath?
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And also how tiny he is?
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At least he's better than
the new tiny art teacher.
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♪
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Oh no, no, no! Don't waste paste, Mason.
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Especially when it's this delicious!
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[gulping]
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[muffled]
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[muffled jabbering]
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[muffled struggling]
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[laughter]
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[muffled]: Ah! Well... ha, ha.
[bell ringing]
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That's all for today, class.
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And remember, I want an essay
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on how to taste the difference
between wood glue
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and modeling paste by Monday.
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And no extensions!
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♪
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Oh no! Ah! [grunts]
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Come, Pinky.
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We must launch in the next few minutes
if we want to make our rendezvous.
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PINKY:
Ooh! A secret rendezvous!
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Can it be? Is Brain...
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in love at last?
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With the space station,
you waste of organic molecules.
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[grunts]
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Ah! So, that's your type, is it?
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Worldly with curves in
all the right places?
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[giggles]
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I've designed a computer program to turn
the space station into a giant weapon.
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To activate the electromagnetic pulse,
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all we must do is install it
in the computer[grunts]
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and enter my top secret fivedigit code.
[Pinky straining]
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And no. I won't be telling you the code.
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[sighs] Yes, Pinky,
do you have a question?
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Not anymore, no.
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Is it 00000?
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Or 00001?
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Pinky, enough!
[Pinky grunts]
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We must don our suits and travel
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where only several hundred
lab mice have gone before.
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Space!
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♪
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[groans]
PINKY: See, Brain?
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You remember all that!
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Now, just enter that
delicious fivedigit code,
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and we'll take over the world!
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I don't recall launching the rocket.
I've got an idea.
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How about you just shout out the code,
and I'll type it in here.
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Is it 31415?
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[beeping]
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27182?
[beeping]
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24601?
[beeping]
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[maniacal giggling]
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Boy! Isn't it wacky
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how you can have
100,000 possible combinations
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with a fivedigit code?
It's enough to drive someone,
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certainly not me, but someone
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up the space wall! Gort!
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I mean, zort!
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[beeping continues]
Hm...
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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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Yes, definitely, Brain.
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When you're the emperor of Earth,
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we should make organ
harvesting sustainable!
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Ah, but first, I'dI'd love to hear
that sweet, sweet code.
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In your dreams, impostor!
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[both yelling, grunt]
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♪
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It's all been a ruse!
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We never even left the school!
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[crack]
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Ah!
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[crumbling]
Blech!
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[snap]
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♪
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[zap]
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Julia!
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[mechanical whirring]
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JULIA [in Pinky voice]:
Hello, exhusband.
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[normal voice]:
Remember me?
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Yes, obviously. I just said your name.
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What have you done with Pinky?
Oh, sweet Pinky.
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[laughs] Let's just say,
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he's rather occupied.
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No, no, no! No, wait!
I've got a better one.
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Let's just say, he's in
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a sticky situation?
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[maniacal laughter]
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Oh!
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♪
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[spits] Hi, Brain! Julia's back!
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Yes, Pinky. I know.
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You took his place.
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00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,104
But, how?
It was simple.
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Once I infiltrated Pinky's art class,
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I waited until we were alone.
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[mechanical whirring]
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[whirring]
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I used my aesthetic genius to
build a perfect replica of his head
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from papier mâché!
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[clock ticking]
The mask took a long time to dry,
273
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:40,698
but it gave me time to
finish the Saturday crossword.
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[struggling]
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Ooh! Ah!
Bup, bup, bup!
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Can you think of
a fiveletter word for fool?
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I can! Brain!
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[whirring]
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[grunts]
Why go through all this trouble?
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This entire ordeal has been
incredibly inconvenient for both of us.
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Because I deserve to rule the world,
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not you.
[beep]
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♪
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00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,599
Ah!
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[giggles]
You think you're so smart, Brain.
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Which is barely a name, by the way.
287
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But I'm far more clever, more hardworking,
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00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:18,355
and I only sometimes get
into fights on Goodreads.
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The only part of Ulysses worth reading
is the last chapter,
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and everybody knows it!
[zapping]
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00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:26,754
Anyway,
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where was I? That's right.
Here, in my body,
293
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,423
about to steal your
secret code, fly to space,
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activate the electromagnetic pulse,
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and take over the world for myself.
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That's quite a narrative
you've assembled, Julia.
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Did you attend the Iowa Writers' Workshop?
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Actually, I got in.
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But I didn't go because I wanted
reallife experience!
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00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:51,863
Right...
[Julia screaming]
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Give me the code!
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You'll have to pry it from
my cold, dead paws.
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Don't mind if I fondue.
[beep]
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00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,117
[grunting]
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00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,497
[screaming]
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00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:10,671
[gurgling]
Say cheese!
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00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,576
Oh, no! Wait, wait, wait!
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00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,594
I've got a better one! [squeal]
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00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,339
Looks like somebody's got
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a queso the Mondays!
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[maniacal laughter]
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[babbling]
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[laughing]
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BRAIN:
Celebrating a little early, aren't we?
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♪ triumphant music playing ♪
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JULIA:
How did you escape?
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[whirring]
With my help!
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[cranking]
Whoa! Whoa!
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00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,357
You see, when you
glued me to the wall,
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you forgot one crucial detail.
321
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,164
I love eating paste.
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00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,986
Ooh! [chomping]
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00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,662
First, I started nibbling
it off my left foot.
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00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:50,411
But then, I found a nice, tasty morsel
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00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:51,874
under my left
Yes!
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00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,634
Yes, wewe get it, Pinky.
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00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:56,035
[whirring]
Face it, Julia.
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Like cooked bread,
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00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,761
you're toast.
[sigh] That's not your best.
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00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,047
How about this?
331
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:05,050
You're like a wooden table. Finished!
332
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,473
Ooh! I like that.
333
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,432
Worth the wait, worth the wait.
Thank you.
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00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:12,064
♪ romantic sting ♪
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00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,770
Aw.
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00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:16,153
♪
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00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,438
[Brain and Julia grunting]
No!
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00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:21,202
[grunting, struggling]
339
00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:23,155
[yelling]
340
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,781
Stop! Stop it!
[Brain and Julia yelling]
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00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,463
No fighting!
342
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:32,922
Ah!
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00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,539
[both yell]
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00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,212
[screaming]
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00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,840
[heavy clattering]
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00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,341
[whimpering]
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00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:43,300
[slurping]
348
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,010
Brain! Brain! Are you okay?
349
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:48,311
[woozy]: Thank you, Your Majesty.
350
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:50,885
Oh my. Is that Yorkshire Gold? I...
351
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,441
I'm a Darjeeling man myself, but I'll...
352
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,555
I'll get aHuh? [gasps]
[muffled whirring]
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00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:59,187
[blasting]
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00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,855
♪
355
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,413
I'll be back!
356
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,406
Hasta la vista, baby!
357
00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:11,041
[fizzling]
358
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,996
[explosion]
359
00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:16,249
Hm. Seems the rocket was faulty.
360
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,790
Those kids can kiss
their extra credit goodbye.
361
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:21,384
Egad. I do hope she's okay, Brain.
362
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:25,550
Of course you do, Pinky,
because you are pure of heart.
363
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:28,681
And more generally lack
all higher cognitive function.
364
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:30,059
[crazy laugh]
365
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,385
It's true. I am fun!
366
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:33,931
[laughing]
367
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,944
Let us return to the lab
and prepare for tomorrow night.
368
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:39,517
Why, Brain? What are we
gonna do tomorrow night?
369
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:42,443
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
370
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,532
Try to take over the world!
371
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:46,986
[grunts]
372
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,826
You may have won this match,
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00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:52,905
but II have plenty of matches left! Ah!
[hawk screeches]
374
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,581
[laughing]
375
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:57,040
All the matchbooks that
I take from fancy restaurants!
376
00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,040
'Cause I steal them while
the hostess isn't looking!
377
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,508
[screeching]
378
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:06,005
[screech]
379
00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:09,715
Sure! They're free anyway,
but I like the thrill of the hunt!
380
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,930
[laughing]
381
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,520
♪
382
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:17,518
♪
383
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:18,599
Oh, hello.
384
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,564
It used to be you
never knew exactly
385
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:22,024
who was watching your commercial.
386
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,484
But modern data mining
has changed all that.
387
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,614
[computers whir]
The commercials you are about to see
388
00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:29,282
have been selected for you
based on your viewing habits,
389
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,531
social media likes, and blood type.
390
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:35,123
And because these ads are
targeted at you and only you,
391
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:39,040
I think you'll find it impossible not
to purchase the following products.
392
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,291
Based on your recent search terms
393
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:42,543
"how to make friends,"
394
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:43,844
"bald spot normal"
395
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,417
and "funny things to look at,"
396
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:48,342
the following ad was
tailormade just for you.
397
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:51,894
When I grow up, I wanna be an astronaut.
398
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:54,807
When I grow up,
I wanna be a firefighter.
399
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:58,936
When I grow up,
I wanna work at the DMV.
400
00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,476
BOTH:
Whoa.
401
00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:03,479
ANNOUNCER:
Do you want the real experience of working at the DMV?
402
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:05,822
Signups are open for DMV fantasy camp.
403
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,277
Administer tests.
404
00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:09,242
[buzz]
405
00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:10,908
Take people's license photos.
406
00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,276
[gasps]
407
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:14,332
[ding]
408
00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:16,036
Deal with unruly customers.
409
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,156
You're in the wrong line, sir.
410
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,873
This is for processing.
411
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,963
You want applications.
412
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,249
I just came from applications.
413
00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:26,763
Just grab your dad's credit card
and call the number on the screen.
414
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:30,215
Operators are not standing by
because they are also in line at the DMV.
415
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,597
Because of your interest in
tiny dancers and harmless dinosaurs,
416
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,715
this next ad is perfect for you.
417
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:39,522
ANNOUNCER: For eons,
the tarantula has roamed the Earth,
418
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:42,478
impervious to our commands.
419
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,479
Until now!
[whistle blows]
420
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:48,491
[whistle blows]
421
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,315
[video game noises play on TV]
422
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,660
[whistling]
423
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:55,365
How many legs
do your friends have?
424
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,287
Thanks, Tarantula Whist[gag]
425
00:17:57,286 --> 00:18:00,156
ANNOUNCER:
Tarantula Whistle is a registered trademark of Arachnophilia Industries,
426
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,213
which is a wholly owned
subsidiary of Diet Worms, Inc.,
427
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:03,957
an International Illuminati Concern
dedicated
428
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,789
to openly declaring that
we are gathering world power.
429
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:08,844
Since you searched for
"Aquaman," "Aquaman sequel,"
430
00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:10,969
and "Jason Momoa beach pics,"
431
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:13,426
we know you'll rush
out to buy this product.
432
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,602
♪
433
00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:18,427
[breathes deeply]
434
00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:19,772
[gags]
435
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,476
♪ Two times the fishiness,
two times the fun ♪
436
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:25,607
♪ Two types of tuna in Tuna Fresh gum! ♪
437
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,774
[grunts, chewing]
438
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:29,527
[gags]
439
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:33,106
It tastes like
you ate gas station sushi.
440
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:36,283
I love it! Let's get married.
441
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,872
Our honeymoon begins!
[seagulls cawing]
442
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,000
♪
443
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:45,037
♪ It's the two types of
tuna in Tuna Fresh gum! ♪
444
00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:46,592
There you have it, folks.
445
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,415
Now, I don't know what you just saw,
446
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,800
but I'm certain it's exactly
what you always wanted.
447
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,797
[whistle blows]
Thanks, targeted ads!
448
00:18:59,598 --> 00:19:01,768
♪
449
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:04,977
♪ Planeteating warlords! ♪
450
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:09,362
♪ Legion of Grimlox ♪
451
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:12,858
♪ Conquest of Earth lead by ♪
452
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:16,071
♪ Dire Commander Starbox ♪
453
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:20,373
♪ When he finds a planet
where beings are rife ♪
454
00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:24,079
♪ We descend and consume
all the sentient life ♪
455
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,381
♪ When he sends the signal ♪
456
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,375
♪ We start the invading ♪
457
00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:31,207
♪ Until then, we're waiting,
we're waiting ♪
458
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:33,303
♪ We're waiting! ♪
459
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,298
♪
460
00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:41,933
Um, in the hole in the backyard...
[Starbox grunting]
461
00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:44,232
there's like a snake hole.
462
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:47,096
Tried to get him out of
his hole and catch him.
463
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:49,444
I'd take care of him,
[Starbox growls]
464
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,189
and just act like he's a pet.
465
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,281
That's what I'd do.
[grumbles]
466
00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:56,357
[grunts]
You're gross.
467
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:58,866
Bath time!
468
00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:01,026
♪
469
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,414
I was holding a snake.
[growling]
470
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:06,212
And I felt something weird.
[grunting]
471
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,916
And the snake bit my hand!
472
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,673
If I have a kid,
473
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:13,960
I'm gonna let her get a mouse.
[Starbox grunts]
474
00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:16,474
Or him. Who knows?
475
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,796
Who knows.
476
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,761
Who knows...
477
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:22,641
All the stuff that goes down the toilet,
478
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,099
when you flush it,
479
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,519
it goes in a whirlpool. Down!
480
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:29,518
Into a big pipe.
481
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:33,071
It's very long...
[Starbox struggling]
482
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:36,896
When they try to go back to the ocean...
[Starbox laughs]
483
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:39,034
[Starbox grunts]
it goes through tests,
484
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:41,701
and the water power plant,
whatever it's called.
485
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,700
If you get dirty, you have to have
486
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:46,792
soapy time. Time to wash your body!
487
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,458
♪ Doo do doo! ♪
488
00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:50,747
[Starbox grunting]
Neck. Toes.
489
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:53,341
Head 'cause you don't have hair.
[Starbox groaning]
490
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:55,877
Bunsies, too. Teehee!
491
00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:57,091
All done!
[splash]
492
00:20:57,090 --> 00:21:00,140
Oh, I almost forgot.
[gasping]
493
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:01,465
♪ A toilet is gross ♪
494
00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:03,810
♪ But if you keep it clean ♪
495
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,555
♪ Eaeaean ♪
496
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,227
♪ It'll be perfect ♪
497
00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:10,976
♪ Only if you clean it every
weekeekeek ♪
498
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,019
But, we're not gonna
sing about that right now
499
00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:16,033
'cause it's time for the tidal wave.
500
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:18,526
[struggling]
501
00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:20,319
[splash]
[yelling]
502
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:21,822
[gurgling]
503
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,743
♪
504
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:27,753
Oh no! There's a storm coming!
505
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:30,786
[gasping]
The lightning strikes everywhere.
506
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,915
I almost fell overboard!
507
00:21:33,919 --> 00:21:37,509
[screaming, grunts]
[indistinct singing]
508
00:21:37,506 --> 00:21:39,756
♪
509
00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:42,593
[laughs, grunts]
510
00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:45,604
[singing continues]
511
00:21:47,391 --> 00:21:49,141
[grunting]
512
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,687
[struggling]
513
00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:55,855
[grunting]
514
00:21:57,609 --> 00:22:00,279
♪
515
00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:01,819
[whirring]
516
00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:09,003
[growls]
517
00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:11,866
What's down there? Hey, I got it!
518
00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:14,254
[ship beeping]
One time, I was playing Zombie Apocalypse,
519
00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:17,001
[Starbox yelling]
and like, Jaden
520
00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:19,554
was, like, sneakattacking on me.
[gasps, panting]
521
00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:22,548
I was running so fast and crazy that...
[groans]
522
00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:25,721
...I tripped on my feet and I fell,
[Starbox babbling]
523
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:28,271
and he bit my leg a bunch of times.
524
00:22:28,265 --> 00:22:29,305
[Starbox wailing]
525
00:22:29,308 --> 00:22:32,478
Byebye. Have fun in the ocean. Huh?
[toilet flushes]
526
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:34,147
[wailing]
527
00:22:34,146 --> 00:22:35,556
Oh no!
528
00:22:36,565 --> 00:22:38,475
[struggling, muffled yell]
529
00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:42,735
[groans]
530
00:22:42,738 --> 00:22:44,948
♪
531
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:46,778
I got you!
532
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,083
You're gross again.
[Starbox grumbles]
533
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,867
But I still love you.
534
00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:52,001
[growls]
535
00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:53,787
Bath time!
536
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:56,960
♪ Everybody's gonna see you clean ♪
537
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,590
♪ Everybody loves you
when you are clean! ♪
538
00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:01,968
[Starbox groaning, struggling]
They don't like it when you're dirty. Ha!
539
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:03,755
♪ Bababath day ♪
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00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:05,759
♪ Bababath day! ♪
541
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:08,061
[indistinct singing]
[growling, yelling]
542
00:23:08,055 --> 00:23:10,515
ALIEN CHORUS:
♪ We're waiting, we're waiting! ♪
543
00:23:10,516 --> 00:23:12,516
♪
544
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:19,823
♪
545
00:23:19,873 --> 00:23:24,423
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