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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animaney, totally insaney ♪
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♪ Are you not entertaineyed? ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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You know, I was gonna vote no
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to WB canceling our health plan,
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but that unlimiteddairyfree
icecreamforawholehourcounter
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was too good to refuse.
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Ah!
[crash]
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Ow!
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Good thing I'm impervious
to physical harm.
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Ahh[silence]
[beeping]
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[screaming]
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[grunts]
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[gasps]
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Listen, hot shot, I am trying
to eat a balanced lunch here.
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[spitting, choking]
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Zis is not something
I would usually say,
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but, uh, things may be
moving a little fast for moi.
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Hey. Bring back my health
insurance ice cream, pal.
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No! No! Please, mon cheri!
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Do not erase me! The void,
she is cold and dark and
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And I want extra scoops for the trouble!
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[spitting] Rum raisin?!
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Now, it's personal.
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[grunts] Listen, you lazy hack,
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Looney Tunes very famously did this
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"animator gets screwy with
lovable protagonist" routine,
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like, 100 years ago.
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[beeping, clicking]
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♪
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And that holeinthesky gag
was straight out of Portal 2.
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Which was a straightup
ripoff of Portal 1,
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which took it from Sliders, which borrowed
from Time Bandits, that stole it from
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Oh. And now the Cheshire Cat bit.
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Give me a body before you get us sued!
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Ah.
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[screaming]
[shatter]
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I thought we were past all this?!
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♪ whistling theme song ♪
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[gasps] Hey!
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♪
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You know, most people like me.
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I'll bet I can win you over.
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I'll sing you a song!
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People love my beautiful tenor voice.
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♪ U...nited States, Canada,
Mexico, Panama ♪
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♪ Haiti, Jamaica, Peru ♪
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[Ralph's voice]
♪ Republic duh... ♪
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Duh... Dominican.
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[glass shattering]
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Duh, poor Ralph.
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He never stood a chance with this voice.
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[laughs] Change me back into a Warner.
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[clicking, beeping]
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[Dot's voice]
I meant a Warner brother.
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[clicking, beeping]
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[Wakko's voice]
I meant...
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Actually, wait.
I've always wanted to try this.
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[Ringo impression] People used to say
there better drummers than me,
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even in The Beatles.
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People can be real jerks.
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[normal voice] You know,
I was always more of a George guy anyway.
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How about I go back to being the rapier
wit who carries this whole operation,
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and you go back to being
the paintbynumbers
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wannabe artiste. Hm?
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[clicking, beeping]
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♪ artsy music ♪
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And while you're at it,
why don't you cut your ear off?
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[clicking, beeping]
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I've heard of abstract animation,
but this is ridiculous!
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[clicking, beeping]
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♪
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It's 2:67 already?
Let's wrap this sketch up!
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[groans]
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[breathes deeply]
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Just walk away, Yakko.
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Be the bigger man.
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[highpitched] Small things amuse
small minds. Give me my height back!
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[beeping]
[grunts]
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And my width.
[clicking]
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[grunts] And my depth!
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[clicking, beep]
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Alright, wise guy. You picked the wrong
beloved animation icon to torment.
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I am one of a kind.
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[clicking, beeping]
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♪
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I'm having an...
Existential...
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ALL:
Crisis?
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On the bright side,
our Yakkstreet Boys tribute band idea
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just became a lot more feasible.
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I call Nick Carter!
Which one am I?
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YAKKOS: Howie D!
Ah! I give up!
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You win! Just please
don't draw me a bunch of extra arms!
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Anything but that!
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[grunt, struggling]
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♪
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Have mercy on me, Yakko.
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Outside of my vintage console collection,
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ironic '90s Tshirts,
and my blog critiquing the overuse
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of plot armor in the last two seasons
of Game Of Thrones,
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tormenting my cartoons
is the only outlet I have.
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And you're my favorite Warner sibling.
I mean, honest, really. You are.
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Well, I mean, yeah. Of course.
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Alright, sister,
I'll let you off the hook,
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but you are gonna do something for me.
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[birds chirping]
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[clicking, beep]
Unt how does zat make you feel?
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Nein. How does zat make you feel?
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Nein, nein, nein. I'm asking you
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how does zat make you feel?
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[clang]
[grunting, strain]
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[highpitched grunting]
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Mein gains!
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Which is why we can expect sustained...
[clicking, beeping]
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[Daffy Duck's voice]
...increases in studio profitability.
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Say, do we even have
the right to use this voice?
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♪
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[projector clicking, beep]
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NARRATOR: It's time for another mandatory
Warner Brothers Educational Content Break.
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And now, the Longest Word
in the English Language.
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With Yakko Warner.
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Antidisestablishmentarianism.
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Defined as being
"against dis establishment
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and all dat nasty tarianism."
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Used in a sentence,
"what's a guy gotta do to get some antidisestablishmentarianism around here?"
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Any questions?
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Yeah, I got one.
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Why do you always get to be the teacher?
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[spit] Because I'm the smartypants.
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In fact, I'm the only pants!
[smash]
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Yes, Wakko?
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You know, I bet I could be
a better teacher than you.
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Oh please. I'm the one who thought
about doing Teach For America.
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That doesn't mean anything.
They let everybody in.
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But I know one who just
found an even longer word!
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Hoohoohoo! Busted!
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Which means I get to be the teacher now!
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NARRATOR: And now, the Longest Word
in the English Language
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with Wakko Warner.
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You see, children,
the actual longest word is
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floccinaucinihilipilification.
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Defined as "the habit of deeming
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something as worthless."
YAKKO: Psh!
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I'll tell you what's worthless.
A word with eight I's.
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Like a spider!
You're thinking of legs.
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Spiders have eight legs.
No, they also have eight eyes.
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No, they don't.
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Sounds like somebody needs
a special visit from Mr. Spider!
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Oh boy.
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[pompous voice]
Most spiders have eight eyes,
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but some have fewer,
and some have as many as 12!
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[normal voice]
Huh. I guess we were both right. Wow!
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Thanks, Mr. Spider!
I learned a new fact today!
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[pompous voice]
That's wonderful, Yakko!
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But the most important lesson
of all is to be yourself!
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And friendship.
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[growls] I'm not a baby!
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♪
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[normal voice] Hm.
Looks like somebody needs a nap.
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No. I've never been more awake.
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You two chumps settle in.
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It's time for me to be the teacher.
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Hey, Mr. Voice! Drop that title card.
[clang]
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NARRATOR: And now,
the Longest Word in the English Language
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with Dot Warner.
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♪
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You see this word?
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Pneumonoultramicroscopic
silicovolcanoconiosis?
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It's over 40 letters.
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Wow! What does it mean?
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No speaking unless spoken to! [grunts]
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[smash]
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Did that count as being spoken to?
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Can I talk now?
No!
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Well, if no one can
speak until spoken to,
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and you won't let us say anything,
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how are you allowed to talk?
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I... uh... I don't know.
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Teaching's not as
easy as it looks, is it?
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You have to grade papers,
you have to prepare lesson plans, meet with parents.
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Most teachers
work 12 to 14 hours a day.
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Or... I can kick back
and read a romance novel
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while you kids watch a video.
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BOTH:
Yay!
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Apparently, this is
a show where four nerds
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explain the Big Bang Theory.
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And I'm putting it on in Spanish,
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so it counts as your foreign language.
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[smash]
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NERD 1 [TV] Hola, geeko.
NERD 2 [TV] Ay barringa.
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[sitcom laughter]
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Guess the comedy
gets lost in translation?
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Nope!
And that concludes our lesson on lowbrow hack sitcom creation
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that further bleeds dry
the already endangered American imagination.
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Good night, everybody!
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[thunder]
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♪ Pinky & the Brain theme playing ♪
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Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder]
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♪
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♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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♪
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[beep]
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[airhorn]
Ah!
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Happy Narfday!
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What? No, already?
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Yep! It's my birthday!
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The one day we don't try
to take over the world
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and do everything I wanna do,
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no matter what! [laughs]
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[sighs] Pinky
Nope! It's not Pinky today.
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Today, I want you to call me Geraldo!
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Why would I call you Geraldo, Pinky?
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No, no. Just Geraldo, not Geraldo Pinky.
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On second thought,
I sorta like the sound of that.
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Geraldo Pinky...
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Actually, what if I
shortened it to just Pinky?
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Ooh! I like that best.
Call me Pinky today, Brain.
253
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:28,359
[beep]
Pinky, it's midnight.
254
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,185
I know! So, we'd better get started!
255
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,241
Started? Started doing what?
256
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:36,815
All the things on my
birthday list, silly! Zort!
257
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:39,699
You must be joking.
Oh, not yet.
258
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,540
Joking happens around... la la la...
259
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:43,536
8 AM!
260
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:47,207
Oh, Brain, it's gonna be
the bestest Narfday ever!
261
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,957
Yes, Pinky, it's going to be
more fun than a craniotomy.
262
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,500
[laughs] Good one, Brain,
263
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,804
but save the jokes for 8:00,
will you, darling?
264
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:57,508
Also, what's a craniototomy?
265
00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:00,969
Never mind,
my feebleminded friend. Never mind.
266
00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:04,641
Today is your day,
so let's get it over with, shall we?
267
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,521
♪ punk music playing ♪
268
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,979
PINKY [screamsinging]
♪ Narf up, narf down, narf it all around ♪
269
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,360
♪ It's my Narfday! ♪
270
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,992
♪ Narf in, narf out, narf it all about ♪
271
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,315
♪ It's my Narfday! ♪
272
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,240
[people screaming]
273
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,157
♪ Narf side to side,
narf far and wide ♪
274
00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:22,367
♪ Narf wherever you decide ♪
275
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:25,407
♪ It's my Narfday! It's my Narfday! ♪
276
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,752
♪
277
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:30,167
♪ Zort narf poit!
Nobody knows what a Narfday will bring ♪
278
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,497
♪ Giggles or magic or cheese ♪
279
00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:35,093
♪ I just know that Narfdays are fine ♪
280
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,758
♪ 'Cause Narfdays are all about me, yes! ♪
281
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:40,508
♪ Narf up, narf down, narf it all around ♪
282
00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:42,641
♪ It's my Narfday! ♪
283
00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:45,348
♪ Narf in, narf out, narf it all about ♪
284
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:47,429
♪ It's my Narfday! ♪
285
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,104
♪ Don't try♪
286
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,141
[screaming]
287
00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:53,321
♪
288
00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,815
[sighs] Alright, Pinky.
289
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,908
I think we've had enough
fun for one day. I...
290
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,775
Pinky? Pinky!
291
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,202
Pinky, where are you going?
292
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:06,290
Well, we got kicked out of
the spa sooner than I'd planned, Brain,
293
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,036
but I was able to shuffle
a few things around.
294
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,249
How is it that any time I ask you to do
295
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:14,880
the most minuscule undertaking,
it's plagued with disaster,
296
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:18,418
but you seem to have today flawlessly
mapped out to the very millisecon
297
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:19,763
Ah!
298
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:20,758
♪
299
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,179
PINKY:
I don't know, Brain!
300
00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:24,257
I guess it's because these are things
301
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:26,103
I want to do!
302
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,428
What are you saying?!
303
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,602
[gasp] Street beans!
BRAIN: What?!
304
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:31,852
PINKY: Ah!
[both grunting]
305
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,064
[Pinky laughing]
306
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,610
Street beans, Brain.
307
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:39,107
Ooh, you haven't had a good street bean
until you've had one here.
308
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:41,281
They're called string beans, Pinky.
309
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:44,530
No, String Beans Pinky
is my jazz name.
310
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,873
These are street beans.
311
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,211
Mm, sidewalky.
312
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,825
You gotta try some, Brain!
313
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,712
That's quite alright, Pinky.
314
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:54,749
Suit yourself.
315
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,625
Huh? Is that...
316
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:02,888
Can't be...
Mm. [smacking] What is it, Brain? [gasps]
317
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,095
Oh dear, do I got food on me face?
318
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,675
No, I just, uh... I'll be right back.
319
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:11,981
Okay, but don't expect me
to save any street bean for you!
320
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,017
Ow!
321
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,480
Ooh! Sky beans!
322
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,650
It has to be a replica.
323
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:20,239
Hieroglyphics with origins from Thebes.
324
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,235
Handcrafted copper from Luxor.
325
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:25,697
The ancient Egyptian relic
containing Astatine203,
326
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:28,489
and I find it here at a hipster swap meet!
327
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:31,123
[maniacal laughter]
328
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,121
Ha...
329
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:35,132
This is the missing ingredient
for my absolute zero theory!
330
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,245
And with it, I will hold the world ransom
331
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:41,093
with a gaseous absolute zero cloud!
332
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,679
[maniacal laughter]
PINKY: Brain?
333
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,676
Brain!
334
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,097
Where are you?
Oh no.
335
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:50,215
If Pinky finds out I've been making
world domination plans on his...
336
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,524
special day, I'll never
hear the end of it.
337
00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:54,058
There you are!
338
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,441
What you doing up here, Brain?
339
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:59,187
Me? No, uh, nothing.
Just... nothing at all.
340
00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:02,651
Oh. But, we're not supposed
to do nothing until 5:15.
341
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:05,613
Hey, what's that behind your back?
Oh, this?
342
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:08,374
Uh, itit's, uh, it's your
birthday present, of course!
343
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,787
[gasps] Egad, Brain,
344
00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:12,786
I just love it!
345
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:14,372
What is it?
346
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:18,003
It's an amulet
containing an extremely rare isotope.
347
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,211
It's priceless.
348
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:22,881
Oh... Well, I don't care
how much you spent on it, Brain,
349
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,301
it's the thought that counts.
350
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:28,385
No! Be very, very careful
with that, Pinky!
351
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:31,007
If you break it,
my entire plan will be ruined!
352
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,644
Plan? What plan?
353
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:38,061
Um... [clears throat]
My plan for you to have the best Narfday ever!
354
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,193
Surely, destroying your birthday present
355
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,230
is not on that list of yours.
356
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,324
Oh, that's very sweet, Brain,
357
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,569
but I don't need some silly ambulance
358
00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:47,912
Amulet.
Omelet?
359
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:50,076
Amulet.
Amalet?
360
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,575
Close. Amulet.
361
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:54,368
Got it! [clears throat]
362
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:55,411
Fancy feast!
363
00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:57,084
Good god, no.
364
00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,752
It feels like we're saying
the same thing.
365
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,800
Anyway, I don't need
anything but your friendship
366
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,165
to have the best Narf day ever.
367
00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:07,093
Well, that's... that's
very kind of you to say.
368
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,642
And I mean it. Zort!
369
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,306
Now, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
370
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:16,730
No, Pinky. The mere thought of
delving into your cranial activity
371
00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:18,807
gives me a migraine.
Righto!
372
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:22,072
It's your turn to sing my Narf day song!
373
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,775
No. Absolutely not.
374
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,735
But, Brain...
375
00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:27,486
Please...
376
00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:31,119
Oh fine.
Yay!
377
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,786
And a one, and a two, and a three,
378
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,865
and a... uh... [sighs]
379
00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,331
Four.
Four! Hit it!
380
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,831
♪ punk music playing ♪
381
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,342
BRAIN [unenthusiastically]
♪ Narf up, narf down, narf it all around ♪
382
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:42,745
♪ It's his Narfday ♪
383
00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:43,843
[squawking]
384
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,417
♪ Narf in, narf out, narf it all about ♪
385
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,513
♪ 'Cause it's his Narfday ♪
386
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:51,509
♪ Narf side to side, narf far and wide ♪
387
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,972
♪ Narf wherever he decides ♪
388
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,812
♪ It's his Narfday, it's his Narfday ♪
389
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,018
[crowd cheering]
390
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,898
♪ It's his Narfday, it's his Narfday! ♪
391
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,306
♪ Stupid Narfday! ♪
392
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:05,034
♪
393
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,485
[yawning]
394
00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:10,356
That was the bestest Narf day
395
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:13,034
I ever did have, Brain. Thank you.
396
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,993
No, Pinky. Thank you.
397
00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:18,913
[Pinky giggles]
398
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:21,464
♪
399
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,128
[snoring]
400
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,166
Narf, narf, narf, narf, narf...
401
00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:30,377
Brain? Wwhere you going
with my birthday present?
402
00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:33,604
II just realized
I never had it polished.
403
00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:36,143
[squeaking]
That's alright, Brain.
404
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,099
I like it just the way it is.
405
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,600
I must insist.
406
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,271
Really, Brain, itit's fine.
407
00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:43,810
No, no, Pinky. I insist.
Brain...
408
00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:44,904
Pinky...
Brain...
409
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,528
[both struggling]
410
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:47,475
No!
411
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:50,494
♪
412
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:53,617
[gasps]
413
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,525
[yawn, smacking]
414
00:17:58,579 --> 00:17:59,829
[sighs]
415
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,667
[flapping, chirping]
416
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:05,838
♪
417
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:08,506
[growling]
Oh, don't beat yourself up, Brain.
418
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,255
I liked the ambulance, sure,
419
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:13,387
but my real birthday present
was getting to spend the day
420
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,295
with my best friend.
421
00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:17,144
Pinky, do you realize what you've done?
422
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,019
That amulet
423
00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:21,016
contained the missing ingredient
424
00:18:21,018 --> 00:18:22,898
for my absolute zero theory!
425
00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:25,055
With it, I could've taken over the world!
426
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:29,402
Yyou mean you just wanted
my present for yourself?
427
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:32,201
Of course I did.
The thought of world domination
428
00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:34,356
was the only thing that kept me sane
429
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:37,124
during the barrage of asinine expeditions
430
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,617
that you took me on today.
431
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:40,159
Oh.
432
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,752
II see. Then,
433
00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:44,627
I guess we can forget about
the last thing on my list, hm?
434
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,415
Indubitably. Look.
435
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,548
♪
436
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:51,085
Your birthday is officially over, Pinky.
437
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,379
I know that, Brain.
438
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,222
It's been over for weeks.
439
00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:56,048
What? What do you mean?
440
00:18:56,053 --> 00:18:58,433
My birthday was last month.
441
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,720
I was gonna remind you,
but you're always so busy
442
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,644
trying to take over the world that,
443
00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:04,903
well, I didn't want to distract you.
444
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:07,895
♪
445
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:11,528
Perhaps I did end up solving my
absolute zero theory after all, Pinky.
446
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:15,319
For I am an absolute zero
when it comes to being a friend.
447
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,494
Can you ever forgive me?
448
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:23,161
Mm, sure I can, Brain.
That's what friends do.
449
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:26,253
But, can we do the last
thing on my birthday list?
450
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,460
Of course, Pinky. Whatever you want.
451
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,710
I want to take over the world.
452
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,130
[sighs] Come, Pinky.
453
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,682
Then we must prepare for tomorrow night.
454
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,967
Why, Brain? What are
we gonna do tomorrow night?
455
00:19:38,971 --> 00:19:41,221
Are you serious? You just said...
456
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,103
[sighs] Never mind.
457
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,440
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
458
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,395
Try to take over the world!
459
00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:49,106
Yay!
[crash]
460
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:56,151
♪
461
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,424
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
No time for backstory, George Lucas.
462
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,917
This is a five minute sketch.
463
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,748
Places, people! Places!
[clapping]
464
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:14,133
And... action.
465
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,719
Wwhat is the meaning of this nonsense?
466
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:20,848
Johnny, sweetie, relax.
We're jesters. We jest.
467
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:24,101
So, uh, you're a tyrant, huh?
468
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,769
[giggles] Well, I try. [giggles]
469
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,728
I crush the odd dissenter,
470
00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:31,939
boil the odd conspirator,
filet the odd peasant.
471
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:35,440
Oh, stop! You're making me hungry!
I haven't had lunch!
472
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:38,744
You know, I've always
had a thing for bad boys.
473
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:43,035
[gag, vomits]
474
00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:44,825
[gasping, spitting]
475
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,458
Haven't showers been invented yet?!
476
00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:48,996
♪
477
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:51,789
Well, no.
Oh. Yeah, right.
478
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,213
[gasps]
479
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,008
[gasps]
480
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,716
[grunting]
481
00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,888
[growling]
482
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:03,136
[gasping, groaning]
483
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,768
♪
484
00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:08,016
[baby talk] Who's a good king? You are!
485
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,148
Guards! Seize them!
486
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,317
Hey! You can't arrest
us for anachronisms!
487
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:17,152
Anarchy? Did he just say anarchy?
488
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:20,532
Oh no! 'Tis the civil war
we've long feared!
489
00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:23,701
To arms! To arms!
[screaming, smashing]
490
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:24,830
YAKKO:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
491
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,366
Hold your horsemen, Jack.
492
00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:28,250
If it's civil war you seek to eschew,
493
00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:31,327
we've got just the historical doc for you.
494
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,753
A manuscript most major,
495
00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:36,342
mooted for His Magnificence's musing.
496
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:39,758
I'm listening.
A parchment for your peepers to peruse,
497
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:42,588
that those privy may
prevent protest from both
498
00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:45,064
plebeian and patrician alike.
499
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,175
Yes, yes, go on.
500
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,893
Again, it's almost lunch time,
501
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:50,982
and I'm starving!
502
00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:52,058
Verily.
503
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:54,982
Send them to the dicing chambers!
504
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:55,982
♪
505
00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:58,403
For lunch?
For dicing!
506
00:21:58,402 --> 00:22:01,412
Just read this.
What is it? And make it quick.
507
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:04,865
I have a peasant quartering
to attend after lunch.
508
00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:07,077
Oh sure. He gets lunch.
509
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:09,407
DOT:
This is the Magna Carta, Your Majesty.
510
00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:12,123
Your salvation. Simply sign it swiftly,
511
00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:14,504
and sedition is certain to subside.
512
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,001
Ugh! This is silly.
513
00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:17,803
Silly! Very good.
514
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:19,416
Let us explain.
515
00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:21,593
♪ Don't be coy, old Johnny boy ♪
516
00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:23,472
♪ We have seen what you decreed ♪
517
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:25,848
♪ You've taxed
and pillaged every village ♪
518
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:28,136
♪ And ignored their every need ♪
519
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:30,310
♪ So, we wrote the Magna Carta ♪
520
00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:32,559
♪ Which is Latin for Great Charter ♪
521
00:22:32,561 --> 00:22:35,061
♪ And you'd do well lest folk rebel ♪
522
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,523
♪ To sign this clever creed ♪
523
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,824
♪ The British Isles
will have fair trials ♪
524
00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:41,318
♪ And I'll tell you what's more ♪
525
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,820
♪ Neither king nor son nor anyone
will be above the law ♪
526
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,913
WAKKO:
♪ So, if you're to have a hope ♪
527
00:22:46,909 --> 00:22:48,659
DOT:
♪ And win the blessings of the Pope ♪
528
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:51,660
♪ You can't decline, you'll have
to sign, or face a civil war ♪
529
00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:53,963
DOT: ♪ Though you'll be vexed,
this deed's effects ♪
530
00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:57,247
♪ Go far beyond this region,
you can stamp and shout and whine about ♪
531
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:58,342
♪ This blatant act of treason ♪
Guards!
532
00:22:58,337 --> 00:23:00,207
WAKKO: ♪ But we demand habeas corpus ♪
533
00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:02,424
♪ Meaning tyrants should be cautious ♪
534
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:03,804
♪ No more arrests at
the king's behest ♪
535
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,840
♪ For now you'll need a reason ♪
536
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:09,474
♪ Unless you're craving one more
bathing, embrace legal restitution ♪
537
00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:12,683
♪ Church and state will separate
or there'll be regal revolution ♪
538
00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:14,194
♪ And the message then will spread ♪
539
00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:15,936
♪ Like liberty butter on freedom bread ♪
540
00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:19,018
♪ Through the ages to the pages
of the US Constitution ♪
541
00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:22,284
♪ In 800 years, to people's cheers,
these words will further travel ♪
542
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:25,487
♪ To unclasp each despot's grasp,
and to ensure their reigns unravel ♪
543
00:23:25,489 --> 00:23:27,069
♪ Rights were granted at our birth ♪
544
00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:28,704
♪ To every corner of the Earth ♪
545
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:32,290
WAKKO:
♪ From United Nations declarations ♪
546
00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:35,957
ALL: ♪ Down to every judge's gavel ♪
547
00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:38,208
♪
548
00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:42,090
Okay. [panting] That has to work.
549
00:23:43,382 --> 00:23:45,802
What is the United Nations?
550
00:23:45,801 --> 00:23:48,181
And what is the US Constitution?
551
00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:50,928
And what on Earth is liberty butter?!
552
00:23:50,931 --> 00:23:53,271
Listen, JohnO,
just sign or get off the throne.
553
00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:58,356
Yeah. I mean, surely you'd do
anything to prevent another civil war.
554
00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,895
I'd do anything to prevent another song!
555
00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:03,899
That'll do! Just sign here
and here and here and here.
556
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:08,820
We did it! And there's still
a little time left on the clock.
557
00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:12,544
Huh. We're not usually that efficient.
What should we do now?
558
00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:14,076
YAKKO:
Say, KJ,
559
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:17,959
would you like to hear all about
the Battle of Hastings?
560
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:19,748
Hit it, lute boy!
561
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:20,791
♪
562
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,384
I abdicate!
563
00:24:22,379 --> 00:24:24,009
I abdicate!
564
00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:27,627
I abdicate!
[crash]
565
00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:30,182
Goodbye, everybody!
566
00:24:30,179 --> 00:24:31,639
♪
567
00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:37,693
♪
568
00:24:37,743 --> 00:24:42,293
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