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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animaney, totally insaney ♪
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♪ Polyurethaney ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
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Now, that one I get!
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Finally, some real art!
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At least someone appreciates
my exquisite physique.
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Oh look! It's mixed media!
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Oil and vinegar from a sub sandwich!
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Duh, I'm not a art!
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Uhoh. We better run.
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He's gonna find out we didn't leave
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the suggested donation.
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[all grunt]
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I thought the exit was
through the gift shop!
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[clang]
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We should've gone to
the museum I wanted to visit!
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Wakko, that was
an allyoucaneat buffet!
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Exactly! A food museum!
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[rim shot]
[all grunt]
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MUSEUM DOCENT:
Everyone, today, we are in luck.
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Famed performance artist
Athena Oddstankovic
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will present her latest exhibition,
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"The Artist Is Resting Her Feet."
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She will sit in a chair all day,
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making eye contact with visitors
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as long as they want,
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without responding!
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Let's take a look.
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[soft clap]
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[Midwestern accent]:
Oh, hi. This is kind of awkward, isn't it?
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I guess you're used to it by now, huh?
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♪
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Oh, in case you haven't noticed,
I'm from out of town on vacation.
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I work at a zoo,
and all the animals escaped,
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so they gave us some time off.
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Of course, my husband thinks it's my fault
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because I taught one little
monkey how to open his cage.
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I didn't know he was gonna teach
the other monkeys! [nervous laugh]
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Oh, you're right! I did it
because I'm in love with that monkey,
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and I should leave my husband!
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♪
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Please, I insist.
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Go ahead.
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No, after you.
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YAKKO: Alright.
DOT: Well, alright then.
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[all grunt]
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Now what?
Now, I guess we flag down our waiter.
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I really could go for a seltzer.
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I'm gonna order Lobster Thermidor.
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So, what are you getting?
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Hm. Okay. So,
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I guess you're not into
a sharing situation.
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What if I got fries?
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♪
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[both scream, grunt]
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WAKKO:
Hello? Ms. Lady?
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Is she okay?
I don't know.
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Maybe she needs a part replaced.
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[cranking]
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[echoing]:
Yep. I see what the problem is.
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Oh no! What's it gonna cost me?
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Your problem is she's not a car.
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I knew they gave me a lemon.
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Nope, she's not a lemon either.
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Yay! [laughing]
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[laughter]
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Please don't touch the artwork.
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[Dot screams]
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This is art?
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Well, yes, of course!
By putting herself on display,
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Ms. Oddstankovic has
transformed herself...
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...into a piece of art!
DOT: Oh!
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Like those movies where the alien robots
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transform into cars!
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You told me she wasn't a car!
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Please! Just sit down!
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♪
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I don't get it.
Me neither.
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Well, sibs, maybe our brains aren't
sophisticated enough for this, huh?
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We're just silly kids with silly thoughts.
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Like, I don't know,
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what was the best thing
before sliced bread?
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And why do they have
interstate highways in Hawaii?
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And why do we take the bus
when the bus is the one taking us?
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And how come the letter W
is called "double U,"
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but the letter M
isn't called "double N"?
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YAKKO:
Good question, Wakko.
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And if you
ate pasta and antipasta,
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wouldn't a black hole
open in your stomach?
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DOT: And why is mixed fruit
called a fruit salad,
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but mixed cheese is called a cheese board?
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WAKKO: Why would you ever
look a gift horse in the mouth
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unless you were a qualified horse dentist?
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If talk is cheap, why is a picture
worth a thousand words?
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YAKKO: And if a wrap is a sandwich,
isn't a pizza just an openface sandwich?
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Why would they call it the Donner Party
if they weren't celebrating anything?
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Yeah!
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I don't get that either.
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[all gasp]
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♪
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[crowd gasping]
[screaming]
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And why do people say partly cloudy
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and partly sunny like
they are not the same thing?
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And who was the first
person to try to eat an oyster?
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[shivers] It looks like spit on a rock.
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It makes no sense! Nothing really
makes any sense to me anymore.
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And what is my art,
and why is it art? Why?
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All I do is sit around,
watching everyone stand around me
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watching me sit around! Ah!
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Eh, beats me. Well,
if they're not serving food here,
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should we go get
an openface pepperoni sandwich?
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Hey, you can't leave!
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Wwhat am I gonna post
on my Chatstagram story?
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♪
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Mm!
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I see you have met the Warners, too, ja?
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I certainly did.
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What!? You have to speak up!
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Eat up, everyone.
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Ooh! [chuckles]
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Yeah, thank you.
Do you have any tomato soup?
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Of course. Us starving artists
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gotta stick together.
MAN: You're no artist!
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You're the bothersome commercial
product of a soulless corporate entity!
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Oh, that's where you're wrong,
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Frida Kahlo's husband.
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We're something even more annoying!
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♪
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[gasping]
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WOMAN: It's Banksy!
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[thunder]
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♪ Pinky & the Brain theme song ♪
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Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder]
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♪
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♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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♪
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[panting] Can I put it down now, Brain?
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Not yet, Pinky.
Well, hurry!
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My arms are sleepy. You know how they get
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when they miss nap time! Ah!
[beeping]
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[crash]
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Sorry, Brain.
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I'll buy you a new TV hat.
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No need, my friend. That satellite dish
was inconsequential to my plan.
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By assigning you a pointless, menial task,
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I avert the risk of you
interfering with my work.
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Egad, Brain. That's genius!
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Yes. Now, pay close attention.
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Tonight, I shall attend a dinner for
world dictators, undercover.
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Once inside, I will plant
a listening device
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which will provide me with
all the military intel I will need
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to take over the world!
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A dinner party? Can I go?
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Oh, please, Brain!
Oh please, please, please!
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Yes, Pinky. Every dictator
has a righthand man.
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Putin has Igor Sechin,
Kim Jongun has Kim Yongchol,
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Pitbull has "featuring Ludacris."
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You will attend as my mute secretary.
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Do you know what a "mute" is, Pinky?
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Is it a flute for cows?
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Pinky, if your mind
were a body of water,
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it would be the Dead Sea.
Now, enough prattle!
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Our limousine will be here in one hour.
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Put this on.
Oh, do you love it, Brain?
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I think it's fun.
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And, it has pockets!
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[grunt]
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♪
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Name?
I am Emperor Brain from Albrainia.
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I'm sorry. I don't see you on the list.
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How about Pinky?
SECURITY GUARD: Why, yes. Of course,
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President Pinkochet. Welcome back.
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[grunt]
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[mumbling, muffled laugh]
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♪ jazz music playing ♪
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[inaudible]
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There they are, Pinky.
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[inaudible dialogue]
The most ruthless dictators in the world.
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Remember, we mustn't attract
any unnecessary attention.
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If our cover is blown, we'll be...
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[splash]
PINKY: Help!
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[gasps] Somebody help me!
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I fell into the deep end,
and I can't swim!
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Just stand, you buffoon.
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Oh.
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I think we should leave, Brain.
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I saw a mouse in the cocktail sauce.
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What part of "don't attract attention"
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do you not understand?
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You are to behave and stay as quiet as
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A mouse?
Quieter.
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[quieter]:
A mouse?
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It's time to put my plan into action.
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KIM JONGUN:
Soso, like, IThere I was.
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I took the "which dictator are you" quiz,
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and you're not going to believe who I got.
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Saddam Hussein!
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[laughter]
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Shut up. That's hilarious.
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I always saw you as more of a Gaddafi.
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BRAIN: Good evening, fellow dictators!
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What's the haps,
as they say. [nervous laugh]
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Who's occupying whom? Hm?
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Where are we hiding our nuclear reactors?
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Are those pigsinablanket?
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Mm, my favorite. Although,
I probably shouldn't.
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Once you eat one, it's a slippery slope.
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Well, I'll let you get back to it.
A pleasure meeting you all.
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♪
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Listening device activated.
[whirring]
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[beeping]
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Time to hear all
your dirty little secrets.
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Well, for starters, I've been wearing
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this same BandAid for six years.
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Not you, Pinky.
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KIM JONGUN [on device]: Uh, can we take
a moment to talk about
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how rude that guy was!?
257
00:11:57,968 --> 00:12:01,048
You don't talk politics
or world domination at dinner.
258
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,854
Everybody knows that.
259
00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:06,058
Also, I feel like he
is too tall to be dictator.
260
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:09,349
[laughter]
261
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,443
What is happening?
262
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,980
This is the inane babbling
of gossiping millennials,
263
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,694
not merciless tyrants!
264
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,364
NICOLÁS MADURO [on device]:
Vladimir, can you tell me again
265
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,532
how this "dinner for fools" works?
266
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,411
VLADIMIR PUTIN [on device]:
Sure, Nicolás!
267
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,748
As you know, we all bring
foolish guest to dinner.
268
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:27,955
I vote on whoever brings
the most foolish guest,
269
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,536
and they will win special prize.
270
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,882
A nuclear submarine!
271
00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:34,248
♪
272
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,884
Equipped with all the latest
worlddomination technologies!
273
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,717
A dinner for fools?
274
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,010
Where am I supposed to
find a fool at this hour?
275
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,894
There are no IHOPs around here.
PINKY: Ah!
276
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:46,771
[thud]
277
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,102
[muffled]: Uh, it's not
what it looks like, Brain.
278
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,982
He came onto me.
279
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,319
To borrow from the ancients,
"fortuna favet fatuis."
280
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,686
Four tunas? Oh, no thanks, Brain.
281
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,993
I'm still full on cocktail sauce.
[chuckles]
282
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:02,567
It means "fortune favors fools", Pinky!
283
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,494
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
284
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:05,793
Yah!
285
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,866
[lisping]: I think so, Brain,
but isn't the seashore
286
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,921
the worst place to be selling seashells?
287
00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:12,495
[cracking]
Ah! [nervous laughs]
288
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:14,841
[maniacal laughter]
289
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,877
Yes, Pinky! Exactly!
290
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,380
Just like that!
291
00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,182
[tapping]
292
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,925
Welcome, everyone,
293
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:25,007
to annual top secret dictator dinner!
294
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:28,603
I hope you enjoy fun
and colorful evite I send this year.
295
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:32,345
Anyway, democracy is weak
296
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:35,074
and crumbles across world like cookie.
297
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,725
So, I'm pleased to see some new faces.
298
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,903
Also, we will be having cookie later.
299
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,112
Everyone, please stand
to introduce yourself
300
00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:43,413
and your "special guest."
301
00:13:43,407 --> 00:13:45,867
I am Nicolás Maduro from Venezuela,
302
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:48,498
but please call me "the Nicktator"!
303
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,495
I'm trying to get that going.
[nervous laugh]
304
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,377
This is my very special guest, Rodrigo.
305
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,335
[whispering]:
He thinks he is robot.
306
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,959
I was told this was a costume party.
307
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:02,684
He is talking words, but all
I hear is "beep boop boop"!
308
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,386
[laughter]
309
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:09,177
Hello. I am Kim Jongun
from North Korea.
310
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:12,313
This is my guest, Soo Yun the ghost.
311
00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:14,901
SOO YUN:
Hello, I'm Soo Yun. I'm a ghost.
312
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,727
I used to work on a dirt farm,
313
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:18,572
which I now haunt.
314
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:22,317
Ooh! Very spooky!
315
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:24,161
Okay, who's next?
316
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,986
I am Emperor Brain from Albrainia.
317
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:29,912
We are a startup dictatorship
in Eastern Europe.
318
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:33,672
You probably haven't heard of us,
but [laughs] you will.
319
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,325
Allow me to introduce my guest,
320
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:36,594
Pinky.
321
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:37,995
Hello.
322
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,013
♪
323
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,259
[clears throat] My apologies.
324
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,837
He's not normally this shy.
325
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,262
Uh, say, Pinky,
326
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,100
are you pondering what I'm pondering?
327
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,095
No.
328
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,516
♪
329
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:53,442
[phone beeping]
[coughs]
330
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:55,901
[whispering]:
What are you doing?
331
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,726
[whispering]:
I'm just behaving like you said, Brain.
332
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,651
Don't wanna ruin your big night.
333
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:00,650
[sighs wearily]
334
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,652
Uh, say, Pinky, uh,
335
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:06,114
why don't you tell everyone
about some of our attempts
336
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,284
to take over the world?
337
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,872
Like that time
we tried to hijack the Oscars,
338
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:13,078
and you foiled the plan by
switching out the Best Picture card
339
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,790
with your cheesecake recipe?
340
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,085
PINKY:
[laughs] Oh sure, Brain!
341
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,086
How about the time you made a robot
342
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,588
to help you take over the world,
343
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,509
but then it got smarter than you
344
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:26,468
and laughed at all your plans?
345
00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,012
[laughter]
346
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:31,641
Right? I know! Or the time
you made a girl mouse smart
347
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,390
to help you run for President,
348
00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:36,442
but then she got more votes than you did!
349
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,646
[laughter]
[laughing] Beep bop boop!
350
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,438
Oh! And one time,
351
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,531
you tried to go viral by dressing up
352
00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:45,277
like a baby, and you said,
353
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:48,489
"Not the Himalayas! Notnot the Himalayas!
354
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,870
Oh no, not the Himalayas!" [laughing]
355
00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:53,498
I remember that video!
356
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,865
[gasps] That was you?
357
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:58,133
[laughter]
358
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,995
Okay, Pinky, I think
they've heard enough.
359
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,593
But my alltime favorite, bar none,
360
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:06,929
was when Brain built a fun little car
that drove all by itself,
361
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:10,215
and we got stuck inside,
and it drove us around and around.
362
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,760
And we played games!
And we talked about our feelings,
363
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:15,734
until the car found its vacuum girlfriend!
364
00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:16,726
Priceless!
365
00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:18,147
[laughter]
366
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:21,855
Okay! Okay, that's enough.
367
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:24,477
Usually, I don't do this until later,
368
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,904
but I have already decide on winner.
369
00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:29,784
Congratulations to...
370
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,411
Pinky!
371
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:34,748
And his most foolish guest, Brain.
372
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:38,325
Brain! We won! We won! What did we win?
373
00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:41,042
No, no, no, no, no.
There's been a mistake.
374
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,793
I am the dictator,
375
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:45,174
and Pinky is my foolish guest.
376
00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:47,466
We all know Albrainia
377
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,796
is fake country, Brain.
378
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,301
MADURO:
Hey, Brain,
379
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:54,563
are you pondering what I'm pondering?
380
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:55,556
[laughter]
381
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:56,977
Ha ha.
382
00:16:56,975 --> 00:17:01,015
I find it humorous that you would all
mock my plans for world domination,
383
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,271
when you can't even
get it right yourselves!
384
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,483
Kim Jongun,
385
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:07,243
you rob your country blind,
and all you can afford
386
00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:09,106
is a fivedollar haircut.
387
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:12,372
And on that subject, Putin,
what's receding faster?
388
00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:14,866
Your sphere of influence or your hairline?
389
00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:17,866
And Maduro. The only thing more inflated
390
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,751
than your ego is your currency.
391
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,668
Here's 10 million bolivar.
392
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,377
Go buy yourself a stick of gum,
393
00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:26,417
you mouthbreather!
[sniveling] That was mean.
394
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:29,681
And to your guests,
you were all brought here
395
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:31,675
to be made fun of!
[all gasp]
396
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,682
SOO YUN:
Is this true?
397
00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:39,231
Wow. That's very uncool of you guys.
398
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,727
♪ "Benny Hill" style music playing ♪
399
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,072
[splattering]
400
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:55,162
Whoa. Okay,
401
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,788
everyone need to take a pill of chill.
402
00:17:58,662 --> 00:17:59,662
Get them.
403
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,884
Party's over, Pinky.
Let's get outta here!
404
00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:07,497
♪ tense music playing ♪
405
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,762
[laughing]
406
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,050
Ooh, look! A pressy circle! Press!
407
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,683
BRAIN: Why would they have
a button that does that?
408
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:23,806
[gasps]
409
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:27,072
Dinner and a swim!
The perfect night out.
410
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,935
Come, Pinky,
we must prepare for tomorrow night.
411
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,074
Why, Brain? What are we
gonna do tomorrow night?
412
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,411
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
413
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,777
Try to take over the
414
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:37,663
[struggling]
415
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,412
[laughing] Narf!
416
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,502
♪
417
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:51,547
[raining, thunder]
418
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,008
♪
419
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,008
[sighs]
420
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:59,216
Well, looks like the company
picnic's gonna be canceled.
421
00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:02,353
Aw, man. But I love the company picnic!
422
00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:04,351
They've got games and food
423
00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:06,063
and games you play with food.
424
00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:07,813
Yeah. Even though we're never invited,
425
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,364
I really do look forward to
getting kicked out every year.
426
00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:13,609
Guess we could just watch
WebPix until the weather clears up.
427
00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:15,282
WebPix? Is that like Net
428
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,570
Exactly! It's a streaming service,
429
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:20,874
loaded with thousands of the world's
finest TV shows and movies.
430
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:24,997
With all those options,
how will we choose what to watch?
431
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,538
Well, that's the best part!
432
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:29,502
Well, since every single thing
on WebPix is top notch,
433
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:32,173
we can just watch the first
thing that comes up.
434
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,672
[WebPix chime]
435
00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:38,551
♪ ominous music playing ♪
436
00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:41,564
[bird chirping]
437
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,350
MALE NARRATOR:
Little Bo Peep...
438
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,944
has lost her sheep.
439
00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:51,939
[wind blowing]
440
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:58,623
But now, they're baaack for revenge.
441
00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,075
[sheep baaing]
442
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,035
♪
443
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,252
Peep.
444
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:14,012
Okay. Maybe not everything is top notch.
445
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:16,626
Yeah! I'm all for
strong female characters,
446
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,893
but only if they fall in
love with cute boys.
447
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:20,846
Maybe we're not looking
for the right stuff.
448
00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:23,266
I've heard their comedy
specials are where it's at.
449
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:28,352
So, uh,
450
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,363
my wife and I just had a kid.
451
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:33,525
[hysterical laughter]
452
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:36,735
I have kids!
So do I!
453
00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:38,697
I, too, have a child!
454
00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:40,027
This guy's a genius!
455
00:20:40,032 --> 00:20:43,042
[laughter continues]
456
00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:48,544
Thank you, Minneapolis.
You've been amazing.
457
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,380
I can't wait to get my own
60minute comedy special.
458
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,916
Hm, speaking of things nobody asked for,
459
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,921
here's another reality dating show
460
00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:57,933
with a twisty premise.
461
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,587
[jet engines humming]
[beep]
462
00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:03,224
CAPTAIN [over PA]: Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.
463
00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:06,522
As you can see, the "fasten seatbelt"
sign has been turned off.
464
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:08,767
You are now free to move about the cabin,
465
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,519
and find the love of your life.
466
00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:14,149
NARRATOR:
What if you only had one flight
467
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:17,279
to meet and marry your soulmate?
468
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,817
Sheesh! What do you got in here, bricks?
469
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,662
[chuckles] Yes, actually.
How did you know?
470
00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:25,699
[laughs] Bricks are, like,
471
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,002
one of my top things.
472
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,496
Do you like long walks on the beach?
Yes.
473
00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,329
Do you like sunsets?
Yes.
474
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,674
Did you order the kosher meal?
475
00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:35,839
No.
Ooh, I'm out.
476
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,005
NARRATOR:
But, there's a twist.
477
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,087
If you don't fall in love,
478
00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:43,723
you have to fall out of the plane.
[screaming]
479
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,602
♪
480
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:50,389
Dates On A Plane!
481
00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:53,734
Hm. Maybe we should try one
of their international dramas.
482
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,070
Well, they've gotta be good
483
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:58,815
because people from other countries
have higher artistic standards than we do.
484
00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:01,029
It's true. That's why French movies
485
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:02,569
have so much French in them.
486
00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:05,947
[beeping]
487
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:08,951
♪
488
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:10,620
[ding]
489
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,339
♪
490
00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:26,011
[wind blowing]
491
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:38,065
[ding]
492
00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:46,949
[dinging]
493
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:56,999
♪
494
00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:04,344
[thud]
495
00:23:04,343 --> 00:23:06,353
[sighs]
496
00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:16,270
Huh?
497
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,019
[squeaking]
498
00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:26,278
[squeaking]
499
00:23:33,539 --> 00:23:34,749
♪
500
00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:36,118
[screams]
501
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:25,088
I heard they're doing an American
version starring Tilda Swinton
502
00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:26,970
as the computer she spilled tea on.
503
00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:28,967
Now, that's just typecasting!
504
00:24:28,969 --> 00:24:30,139
Gimme that!
505
00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:32,967
There's gotta be something
interesting to watch on here!
506
00:24:32,973 --> 00:24:35,773
Okay. "Critically acclaimed
by our inhouse critics."
507
00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,807
Nice. "Based on true stories
508
00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:39,651
inspired by fake events..."
509
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,646
Okay... "Romantic comedies
510
00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:44,228
about serial killers..." What?
511
00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:47,074
"Because you watched a movie
about giraffes a year ago"?!
512
00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:48,070
♪
513
00:24:52,284 --> 00:24:54,294
Can't take it anymore.
514
00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:57,997
Me neither.
Can't we just play food games
515
00:24:57,998 --> 00:24:59,878
since we missed the company picnic?
516
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:03,302
Oh, absolutely. We can do anything
517
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as long as we don't scroll
through WebPix anymore.
518
00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:09,720
I've had a little too much of
"the golden age of television."
519
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[glass shatters]
[beep]
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GIRL:
Should we watch that?
521
00:25:13,722 --> 00:25:17,102
Nah. Animaniacs is way too meta.
522
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♪
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