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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animaney, totally insaney ♪
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♪ Mutton is gamey ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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Hey, look!
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[all grunt]
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What should we do? See a movie?
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Go to the gas station and fill
our pants with Freezyshakes?
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Let's rip it up in a shocking
rebuke of late capitalism!
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You don't own me, five dollars!
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[straining]
YAKKO: Gimme that!
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I've got a better idea.
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[gavel banging]
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Alrighty, listen up, folks.
Today's auction winner
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will be the proud owner of unit 739,
abandoned for 20 years.
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Who knows what treasures it holds?
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Golf clubs? Golf balls? Golf bags?
Golf shoes? Golf tees?
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A fake golf club you can pee into when
nature makes an emergency call
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on the 13th hole?
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[crickets chirping]
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They're a real thing.
I've seen the infomercials.
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Anyhoo, bidding starts at one dollar.
One dollar. Who's got one dollar?
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Now, two. Now, two. Who'll give me two?
Somebody got two. Will you gimme...
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[overly loud]:
No way we're bidding on this one, Wakko!
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My sources say that this one's empty!
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AUCTIONEER: Lemme hear five. Who's got
five? Make me feel alive, show me five.
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I'm not gonna waste my money on this
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when the next unit is filled
with pirate treasure.
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Goodlooking unit. Hm.
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Too bad it's cursed.
Whole monkey's paw situation, you know?
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♪ dramatic musical sting ♪
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[woman shudders]
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[indistinct whispering]
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YAKKO:
Five dollars!
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And that's my final offer.
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And sold to the dogmonkeys
with the poor man's Ben Franklin.
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[creak, thud]
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[lights clicking]
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It's perrrrrfect.
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[all cheering]
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Whoa! An ergonomic office chair!
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Ah, I tell you, who needs a credit union
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when I could have support like this?
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A mattress with a stain that
kinda looks like Vladimir Putin.
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♪ patriotic music plays ♪
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Ooh!
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And here's a magic carpet! Giddyup!
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♪
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Huh. I guess it's broken. Oh well.
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But will it blend?
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[whirring]
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Wait! That's not just any old rug!
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Why, thank you!
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I just found it in the corner.
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[screaming]
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That's the Bayeux Tapestry!
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[possum squeaking]
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Bayeux?
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Gesundheit.
Thanks.
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Woohoo!
[zap]
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After you.
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Oh no. I just ate.
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I should really wait 30 minutes
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before jumping into a magical carpet land.
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[grunts]
[zap]
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I feel different, do you?
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Yeah! We've always been
a little twodimensional,
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but this is ridiculous.
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♪
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YAKKO:
Hey guys! Over here!
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See? This tapestry tells the story
of William the Conqueror,
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the first Norman King of England.
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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Oh god.
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♪ Well, the Normans conquered
England in the year 1066 ♪
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♪ Back when dentists weren't a thing
and everyone had fleas and ticks ♪
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♪ To commemorate the battle
and their courage in the fight ♪
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♪ The Normans made
the Bayeux Tapestry whose tale ♪
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♪ I'll now recite ♪
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♪ Oh King Edward, he was this guy!
He was ruler, king, and tsar ♪
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♪ But the apples from his family
tree had fallen pretty far ♪
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♪ When he passed away,
those leeches didn't even wait a day ♪
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♪ They all went in for the scepter
like a Vegas night buffet ♪
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♪ This guy Harold, Earl of Sussex,
who was rocking this goatee ♪
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♪ Put his hand up high and swore,
"Edward gave England to me" ♪
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♪ So he had the archebishop
go ahead and crown him king ♪
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♪ But our hero said no thanks
to kissing Harold's stupid ring ♪
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♪ William of Normandy on France's shore ♪
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♪ Duke since the age of 12
and hungry for me ♪
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♪ He made a claim upon the throne,
flakier than a croissant ♪
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♪ So his name would live forever
in this fun and nifty font ♪
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♪ Now, with Harold the Usurper,
Will was wondering how to cope ♪
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♪ Then he noticed Halley's Comet
and thought, "That looks pretty dope! ♪
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♪ "It's the universe commanding me
to make all England mine ♪
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♪ So, I'll bring some boats and horses
and a jug or two of wine" ♪
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♪ Good old Willy had an army,
was at least 10,000 strong ♪
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♪ They marched every day in chain mail,
more annoying than a thong ♪
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♪ Yes, their thighs were really chafing ♪
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♪ And their helmets far too tight,
maybe that's why after Hastings ♪
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♪ They torched everything in sight ♪
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♪ In the middle of the battle,
things were going down the drain ♪
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♪ 'Cause the Normans heard a nasty rumor
that their duke was slain ♪
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♪ So then, Willy took his helmet off ♪
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♪ To show he was alive ♪
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♪ And the rest is TLDR ♪
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♪ But the gist is Harold died ♪
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Oh, that's sad.
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♪ William the Conqueror,
he stole our hearts ♪
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♪ Burned down our houses
and our horses and our carts ♪
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♪ With his brothers, Bob and Odo,
he had sailed across the sea ♪
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♪ Sure, he killed a lot of people,
but that's ancient history ♪
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♪ William the Conqueror,
he was so neat ♪
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♪ When enemies mocked him,
he cut off their feet ♪
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♪ He's probably getting tortured
down in Hades by some ghoul ♪
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♪ But he's related to Elizabeth,
that's why we think he's cool ♪
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♪ Now, that's a crash course
in the Tapestry ♪
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♪ You'll never learn in school! ♪
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[screaming, grunt]
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Hey! I was gonna eat that!
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[snarling]
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Git, you varmint!
[squeak]
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Okay, I'm convinced.
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The Tapestry goes in the "keep" pile.
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Well, what are we gonna
do with the rest of this junk?
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♪
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YAKKO: Hm...
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Man, I can't believe the pawn shop gave us
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a whole five dollars!
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What should we do? See a movie?
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Go to the gas station and fill
our pants with Freezyshakes?
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Let's rip
Wait a minute.
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Why does this keep happening to us?
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[gasps]
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Monkey's paw...
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[screaming]
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[thunder]
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♪ Pinky & the Brain theme music playing ♪
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Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
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The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder]
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♪
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♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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♪ techno music playing ♪
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[phone ringing]
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'Yello?
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Pinky! It's Brain!
Hold on, let me get him for you.
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Brain! Phone!
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Brain?
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Brain!
[feedback squeals]
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Sorry, I don't have him.
Might I take a message?
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No, this is Brain, you fool!
Now, listen and listen closely.
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I was on my way to purchase
an extremely rare Strontium isotope
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to power my latest invention,
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a quantum continuance disruptor,
when the unthinkable happened.
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[grunts]
[heavy breathing]
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[heavy breathing]
[Brain grunts]
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♪
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I handed the man my bag,
which I believed to contain
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$100,000,
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but instead, it contained
agedelaying moisturizer.
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[sniffing]
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The goons thought I was trying
to pull a fast one on them.
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[grunts]
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So, they've taken me
hostage in retaliation.
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Oh dear. Well, it sounds like
we both had busy days, Brain.
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I took a Buzzfeed quiz. But, I failed.
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Cease, Pinky!
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You have one hour to bring $100,000
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to 833 Brockton Street, or else...
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♪
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[hissing]
[gulps]
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[snarls]
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[Brain screaming over phone]
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Oh no! Brain's in trouble!
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I need to come up with
a plan to make a lot of money!
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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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Oh, well that's not what I was pondering,
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but that's a better idea.
Let's do that. Narf!
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Oh dear. Did Brain say
60 minutes or one hour?
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Oh, if only Brain invented a device,
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so I could keep track of time!
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♪
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[beeping]
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[whirring down]
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Now, to save Brain!
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[clicking, beeping]
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[panting] Ah!
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[slurping]
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♪ techno music playing♪
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[snoring]
Ah! Ohah!
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Ah! Ohah!
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Ah! Ohah!
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Ah! Ohah!
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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Whoa! [groans]
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Ow.
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Holy smokes! I saw the whole thing!
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Luckily, I'm a lawyer, and I can get you
a million dollar settlement for this.
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No questions asked.
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A million dollars!?
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I need $100,000!
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♪
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Hey, where's that delivery guy at?
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What do I look like, a psycho?
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You mean "psychic".
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Take a few night classes,
and all of a sudden,
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you're Michelangelo da Vinci? Please.
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Great. I'm stuck listening
to these buffoons
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all thanks to that senile centenarian.
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She's probably halfway
to Boca Raton by now.
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No! Oh!
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[hissing]
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Hurry, Pinky. My fate rests in your hands.
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Look! No hands!
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♪ techno music ♪
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Hey, pal, got a minute?
Nope! Sorry!
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[bell ringing]
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[laughing]
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♪
253
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,554
[hissing]
254
00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:13,798
[snarls]
255
00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:16,339
You know, uh,
I've read about the health benefits
256
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,933
of intermittent fasting.
257
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,638
[hissing, snarls]
258
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,848
Okay, okay, not for you.
259
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:24,349
Uh, perhaps veganism is more your speed?
260
00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:27,650
Come on, Pinky.
261
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,436
You've been a bumbling dolt all your life,
262
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,859
but perhaps today is the day
you prove me wrong.
263
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,899
I did it. I can't believe I did it!
264
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,532
Lemonade!
265
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,949
[panting] $100,000?
266
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:41,079
Seems a bit steep, but...
267
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:44,496
I don't care. I'm so thirsty,
I'd pay anything for a cup.
268
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:48,544
Cups! I forgot cups!
[beep]
269
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,332
♪
270
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,046
[laughs]
[door buzz]
271
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,085
Pinky! You made it!
272
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,800
[panting]
273
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,680
Pay the men. They'll give us the isotope,
274
00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:01,637
and we can finish building
my quantum continuance disruptor.
275
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,638
Um, the thing is...
I didn't get the money.
276
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,311
What?
But I tried real hard!
277
00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:09,811
You see, Brain is
my bestest and only friend
278
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,653
in the whole wide world and...
279
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,608
Yeah. I know how you feel.
280
00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,609
Yeah. We're best friends, too.
281
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,485
Does this mean you'll let me go?
282
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,317
THUGS:
Nah.
283
00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:21,624
[whirring]
[Brain screaming]
284
00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:23,287
Brain!
285
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,365
[beeping]
286
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,960
[zapping]
287
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:35,012
[rewinding]
288
00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:39,222
[beep, clicking]
289
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,353
[beep]
290
00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:43,755
Egad! Brain's in trouble!
291
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:47,024
Hm. I'm having the weirdest
feeling of day spa goo.
292
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,557
Oh well. I know what toAh! [grunting]
293
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,101
[yelling]
294
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,654
[panting, grunts]
295
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,901
Ah! Ohah! Ah! Ohah!
296
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,440
Ah! Ohah!
297
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,784
♪
298
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:03,201
Hey! I'm delivering food
to some bad guys!
299
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,450
Watch where you're going!
300
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,081
[laughs] That's funny.
301
00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:08,288
I'm trying to save my friend
from some bad guys.
302
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,999
Good luck with yours!
303
00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:14,460
Food's here.
304
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,672
We'll be right back, little buddy.
305
00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:22,554
Keep your hands off me,
you iniquitous stooge! [gasps]
306
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,510
My money! I need to get out of here!
307
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:27,394
But, how?
308
00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:28,311
♪
309
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,139
Look! No hands!
310
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,944
♪ techno music ♪
311
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,438
Hey, pal, got a minute?
312
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,071
[laughs]
313
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:38,609
[clang]
314
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,699
[panting] $100,000?
315
00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,371
Seems a bit steep,
316
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:50,289
but I don't care.
I'm so thirsty, I'd pay anything
317
00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:52,539
for some juice.
Juice!
318
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,001
I forgot juice!
319
00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:55,285
♪
320
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,801
[pigeons cooing]
321
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,257
[Brain yelling]
322
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:01,217
[grunts]
323
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,013
[old woman screaming]
Here it is.
324
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,720
833 Brockton Street.
325
00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:07,261
Brain, IAh!
326
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,062
Uh, zort?
327
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:16,186
And since you don't have the money
and your friend skipped out on us,
328
00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:17,730
this is gonna happen.
329
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:18,863
Uh oh.
330
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,319
[click, whirring]
No!
331
00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:21,649
[hissing]
332
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:22,703
Whee!
333
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,276
[beeping]
334
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,531
[zap]
335
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,736
[zapping]
336
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,170
[rewinding]
337
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,166
[beep, clicking]
338
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,543
[beep]
339
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,918
Today again?
340
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,722
Okay, new plan.
341
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,125
I'm going to do everything differently.
342
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:47,144
♪ techno music ♪
343
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,681
[snoring]
344
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,024
[panting]
[beep]
345
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,020
[beep]
346
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,939
[panting]
347
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,808
[grunt, panting]
348
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,024
♪
349
00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:03,574
Food's here.
350
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,244
We'll be right back, little buddy.
351
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,830
Keep your hands off me,
you iniquitous[gasps]
352
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:10,986
My money!
353
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,414
Can't let it slip through my hands again,
354
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,883
or else I'll have to rely on Pinky
to pay these goons for the isotope.
355
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,875
Oh... I need to get out of here! But how?
356
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,798
♪
357
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,970
Sorry! We're all out of apple juice,
but we have grapefruit juice if
358
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,048
No, no, no. That's tomorrow's plan.
359
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,103
♪
360
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:33,637
GUARD:
Hey, pal, got a minute?
361
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:36,562
You seem trustworthy. Mind watching
my truck while I go grab a drink?
362
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,904
Fine. But, I wouldn't
bother going in there.
363
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,398
They've got nothing.
364
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:50,703
[laughs]
Almost forgot the parking brake.
365
00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:55,124
♪
366
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,998
[whistling]
367
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,249
[Pinky whimpering]
[cars honking]
368
00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:01,502
♪ techno music ♪
369
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:02,593
[screaming]
370
00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:04,878
[cars honking, tires screeching]
371
00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:08,052
[groaning, screaming]
372
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,301
♪
373
00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,303
[both gasp]
374
00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:13,354
As promised, $100,000.
375
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,348
Now, if you will hand over the isotope...
376
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,600
[crash, glass shattering]
377
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,978
Pinky! You made it! With the money!
378
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,771
II can't believe it.
379
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,454
Egad, I... I did? [panting]
380
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:29,196
I did! Yay!
381
00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:31,368
Oh, Brain! You're gonna be okay.
382
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,786
I'm so happy!
Yes, Pinky, well done.
383
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,076
Now, where were we? Ah yes.
384
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,750
You were just about to
hand over the isotope.
385
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,420
Not. So. Fast.
386
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,209
Your friend just destroyed our hideout.
387
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:47,256
Now, we gotta find a new one.
It's gonna be a whole thing.
388
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,427
Yeah. We were rentcontrolled!
389
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,296
We're keeping all the money,
390
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,723
and you get nothing.
What?
391
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,892
You can't do that!
392
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:58,811
♪
393
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,020
I guess they can do that, Brain.
394
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:04,265
I suppose I should scold
you for ruining the deal,
395
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:06,444
but you were on time with the money.
396
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:10,283
That's right, Brain. I was on time
every time I came to save you.
397
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,410
On time every time?
Exactly!
398
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,578
All thanks to this shiny watch.
399
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,537
[fizzling, clang]
Uh oh.
400
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:21,208
Pinky, that watch is my
quantum continuance disruptor!
401
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,458
It disrupts the very fabric of time!
402
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:26,300
You must've set it for an hour,
and that's why time kept resetting
403
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,296
when you were in range of the isotope.
404
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:30,338
How many times have you relived this hour?
405
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:31,889
Hm...
406
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,845
♪
407
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,563
One or two. Zort!
408
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:40,848
Pinky, I know you're lying
whenever you say "zort".
409
00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:42,943
That's not true, Brain. Zort!
410
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:46,898
Come, Pinky. We must go back to the lab
and plan for tomorrow night.
411
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,570
Why, Brain? What are we
gonna do tomorrow night?
412
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,320
[beeping, zapping]
413
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:53,661
BRAIN:
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
414
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:55,577
Try to take over the world!
415
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:57,735
Try to take over the world!
416
00:17:58,370 --> 00:17:59,660
Try to take over the wor
417
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:10,129
♪
418
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:13,715
[Warners yelling, laughing]
419
00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:15,549
[coins rattling, clacking]
420
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:17,814
[overlapping yelling]
421
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:22,904
Hey, that's insider trading!
[door creaks]
422
00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:23,975
Warners!
423
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:27,019
You have been online
shopping with my phone again!
424
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:29,324
What? No we haven't, Scratchy.
425
00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:30,568
♪
426
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:33,949
Oh really? Then, who was it
that bought a new pink skirt?
427
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,027
Not me.
428
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:38,662
Then who bought the unlicensed
monster slam gloves?
429
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,750
Beastwipe slam!
430
00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:42,246
[smash, clattering]
431
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:46,586
Uh huh. And the industrial meat grinder?
432
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,085
What!?
433
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,167
[grinding stops, restarts]
434
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,683
It's always good to have a backup.
435
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:54,545
Okay, okay.
436
00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:56,552
Enough with fibbing.
437
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:59,223
It's time for bedzies.
WARNERS: Aw!
438
00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:02,063
♪
439
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:05,309
Now, for one of my famous
bedtime symposiums.
440
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,362
In this era of lies,
441
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:10,856
we must remember there are
no two versions of the truth, ja?
442
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,109
And the truth... wait a minute.
443
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,162
Is this a new bed?
444
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,445
Why, we don't know
what you're talking about.
445
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,825
We've always had this bed.
446
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,826
Okay! I give up!
447
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,498
I tried to warn you,
but you keep on lying!
448
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:25,998
Don't come crying to me
449
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,709
when you get a visit from...
450
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,590
the Hamburg Tickler.
451
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:31,707
♪ dramatic sting ♪
452
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,841
What's the Hamburg Tickler?
453
00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:35,882
[thunder]
454
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:38,354
You've never heard of
the Hamburg Tickler?
455
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,175
[thunder]
456
00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:41,967
I had to learn the hard way...
457
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:44,891
when I was a fancy little boy.
458
00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:49,233
♪ My penchant for sweets
lead me through dark streets ♪
459
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:53,237
♪ I broke into my grandmother's bakery ♪
460
00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:57,454
♪ I stuffed my young face
with the cookies and cakes ♪
461
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,947
♪ Crept back home full of sugar ♪
462
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:01,539
♪ And shaky ♪
463
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:03,365
♪ At my mother's accusal ♪
464
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,290
♪ That I ate the streusel ♪
465
00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:07,289
♪ I blamed it on Fritz ♪
466
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,631
♪ Our Dalmatian ♪
467
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,796
♪ I was thrilled by my lie ♪
468
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:13,545
♪ But she warned me that I ♪
469
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,297
♪ Would be punished for ♪
470
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:18,799
♪ Prevarication... ♪
471
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,390
♪ He wears a striped dress ♪
472
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,059
♪ And his hair is a mess ♪
473
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:27,637
♪ And he thinks children's
lies are delicious ♪
474
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:31,154
♪ He climbs under your sheets
to suck lies from your feets ♪
475
00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:34,568
♪ He's from Hamburg,
the city of bridges ♪
476
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:36,318
WARNERS:
♪ Are you serious? Is that true? ♪
477
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,200
♪ Warners, would I lie to you? ♪
478
00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:40,817
♪ The Tickler hears your falsehoods
and he comes for you at night ♪
479
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,834
♪ You want proof? I see you scoff ♪
480
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,326
♪ The Tickler sucks your toes clean off ♪
481
00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:46,078
[screaming]
482
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:49,039
WARNERS: ♪ We're sorry Dr. Scratches,
please let us make it right ♪
483
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,581
♪ Here's all the things we ever bought ♪
484
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:52,134
♪ This bed, this skirt,
this 12foot yacht ♪
485
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,837
♪ These imitation Beastwipe gloves ♪
486
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,297
♪ I swear it's not the Hulk ♪
487
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:58,467
WARNERS: ♪ This Picasso, a baby grand,
Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands ♪
488
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,547
♪ This 20pack of anvils... ♪
489
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,642
♪ Cheaper if you buy in bulk ♪
490
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,062
[crash]
491
00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:08,772
[creak]
NORITA: Ha!
492
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:12,059
The Warners actually fell for it!
493
00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:13,864
They did! Hook,
494
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:16,107
line, and Tickler!
495
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,447
You see that?
We got all of our stuff back,
496
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,486
and all we had to do
was tell a little white lie.
497
00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:24,121
You know, I did not realize
498
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,447
lying to children was so easy.
499
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,583
We should do it more often.
500
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,540
[laughter]
501
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:33,592
♪
502
00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:35,051
[slurp]
503
00:21:35,671 --> 00:21:37,801
[screaming]
504
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:41,715
Oh no! The Tickler is real!
505
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:45,177
Don't take my toes!
I just got a pedicure!
506
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:46,969
[slurp]
507
00:21:46,974 --> 00:21:47,604
♪
508
00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:52,977
♪
509
00:21:53,027 --> 00:21:57,577
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