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(train whistle blows)
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ADULT SHELDON:
I’ve always loved trains.
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In fact, if my career
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in theoretical physics hadn’t
worked out, my backup plan
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was to become
a professional ticket taker.
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Or a hobo.
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(train whistle blows)
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And when I figured out
that trains allowed me
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to prove Newton’s first law--
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an object in motion stays
in motion
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with the same speed
and in the same direction
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unless acted upon
by an unbalanced force--
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I felt like Neil Armstrong
on the moon,
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alone and happy.
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MARY:
Shelly, dinner’s ready!
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♪ Be-bop-a-lula,
baby, what I say ♪
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(giggles) I don’t care
how dimwitted you are.
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Scientific principles
have to make you smile.
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Of course,
nobody I knew in East Texas
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in 1989 cared
about Newtonian physics.
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The only Newtons
they cared about
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were Wayne and Fig.
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MISSY: Sheldon, if
you don’t get in here,
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I’m gonna lick
your toothbrush!
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Coming!
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That’s my sister.
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And she’s done it before.
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♪ Do the walk of life ♪
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♪ Yeah, he do
the walk of life ♪
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The hell were you doing
out there?
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George, language.
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What language? So?
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I was exploring
dimensional kinematics.
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Admit it--
he’s adopted.
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SHELDON:
How can I be adopted
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when I have a twin sister?
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Think, monkey, think.
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MARY:
That’s enough.
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No one’s adopted.
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I wish I was.
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That can still be arranged.
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Now, let’s pray.
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A moment, please.
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(sighs)
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Leave him be.
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He can hold hands
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with his family.
It won’t kill him.
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We don’t know that.
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Georgie, did you wash
your hands before dinner?
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Or even this week?
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None of your business.
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Hence the mittens.
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Thank you, God, for this food
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we’re about to receive and for
the nourishment of our bodies,
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and bless the hands
that prepared it.
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ALL:
Amen.
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How come we ain’t got
no tater tots?
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I made tater tots last night.
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GEORGE: I’d take tater tots
over mashed potaters any day.
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Just eat what I made you.
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Can we at least
have tater tots tomorrow?
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ADULT SHELDON:
It was family dinners like this
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that led me to adopt
a mid-Atlantic accent.
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Nobel Prize winners...
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(Southern accent):
ought not be orderin’ tater tots.
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Everybody excited
to start school Monday?
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I am.
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I guess so.
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MARY:
Georgie?
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Freshman year,
that’s a big deal.
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How can I be excited
when he’s gonna be
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in the same grade as me?
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SHELDON:
Don’t worry, Georgie,
I’m not planning
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on being in the ninth
grade for very long.
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All I know is he’s not in
the same grade as me anymore,
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and I’m thrilled.
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Good luck
with your finger painting.
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You’re gonna get your ass kicked
in high school.
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MARY:
Hey, language.
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I’m not going to be assaulted.
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High school is a haven
for higher learning.
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Oh, dear God.
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Speaking of God,
who’s going to church
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with me tomorrow?
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I can't. I’m meeting
with the other coaches.
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You can’t meet after church?
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No, Mary,
I can’t meet after church.
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Georgie?
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I got to study my playbook.
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I’ll go with you, Mom.
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MISSY:
Why are you going?
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You don’t believe in God.
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No, but I believe in Mom.
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I’ll take that. Missy?
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Can’t, Heather
asked me to...
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You’re goin’.
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Son of a bitch.
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Hey.
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Ow!
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(laughs)
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MARY: Missy...
(gasps) Don’t you
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throw something at the
dinner table. George Jr.
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ADULT SHELDON:
Jane Goodall had to go
to Africa to study apes.
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MISSY:
Hey!
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I just had to go to dinner.
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Never at the
dinner table!
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You knock that
off, George!
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D-Do not retaliate!
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♪ Onward, Christian soldiers ♪
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♪ Marching as to war ♪
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♪ With the cross of Jesus ♪
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♪ Going on before ♪
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In Matthew nine, verse four,
Jesus said,
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"Why would you entertain
evil thoughts in your hearts?"
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(quietly):
Do you have evil thoughts?
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Shh.
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I just don’t think
this part applies to me.
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That’s fine.
Be quiet and listen.
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I’m only nine years old.
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Most evil doesn’t start
till puberty.
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(clears throat)
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Hello.
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Philippians 4:8,
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"Finally, brothers,
whatever is..."
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Do you have
evil thoughts?
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I’m having one
right now.
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Really? What is it?
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When we get home, I’m gonna
kick your little balls.
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You can’t.
They haven’t descended yet.
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Mom?
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What?
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When should I be expecting
my testicles?
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"...whatever is admirable..."
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What is wrong with him?
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Nothin’ is wrong with him.
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Now, turn around before
I knock your lights out.
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PASTOR: ...continually
on these things.
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A good thought leads
to a good thing.
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You feel it in your body.
You feel it in your...
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ADULT SHELDON:
My mom was my Christian soldier.
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...leads to evil things
and sits there and...
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And for the record,
they descended when I was 15.
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Synced and corrected
by matheus179
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(whirring)
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(music)
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Shelly, it’s your last day
of summer. Go out and enjoy it.
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But I have to learn
the student handbook.
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Ooh, did you know
extreme hairstyles,
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goatees and mustaches
are not allowed?
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I didn’t.
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I personally find
that very reassuring.
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Look what a beautiful day it is.
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(loud whirring)
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(tires screeching)
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(deep barking)
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Go play.
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"Go play"-- if only
life were that simple.
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There, I played.
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Hey, Sheldon!
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Hello, Billy Sparks.
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Hello, Matilda Sparks.
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I heard you’re going
to high school tomorrow.
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I am.
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You’re going to have
to find someone else
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to torment on the playground.
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"Torment"?
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(sighs)
It means to maliciously harass.
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"Her ass"?
(chuckles)
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That’s funny.
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Well, this was nice.
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Hey, doofus!
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(squawks)
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Mom!
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Good girl.
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Mom!
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MARY: What am I supposed to do?
His feet are growing.
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GEORGE SR.: Why can’t
he wear Georgie’s old shoes?
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He won’t hold your hand.
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You think he’s gonna
put his feet
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in his brother’s smelly shoes?
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Well, we damn well
better cut back somewhere.
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Will you please keep
your voice down?
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(door shuts)
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They’re fighting
about you again.
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They’re fighting about money.
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It’s a common argument
in marriages.
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(door opens)
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Lights out.
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Big day tomorrow.
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Mom?
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Hmm?
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Do we have financial problems?
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Don’t you worry about that.
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We are fine.
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Now, go to sleep.
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(door shuts)
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(sighs)
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She’s lying. She just said that
to make you feel better.
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Mom doesn’t lie.
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Sure, she thinks the Earth
was made in six days,
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but that’s ’cause
she’s gullible, not a liar.
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MISSY:
Mom,
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Sheldon can’t find his bowtie.
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Really? I laid it out for him.
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Leave it alone, Mary.
He doesn’t need a bowtie.
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It’s his first day of school.
Let him wear what he wants.
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SHELDON:
Mom, I can’t find my bowtie!
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Dear Lord, why’s he
got to wear a bowtie?
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Can I drive in with you?
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Sure.
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Everybody’s gonna know
he’s your brother.
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It’s gonna be awful for you.
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Tell her to shut up.
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She’s not wrong.
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(TV plays quietly)
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It’s got to be here.
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SHELDON:
It’s not. It’s not!
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Shelly, stay calm.
We’ll find it.
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My tie is gone!
My tie is gone!
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Shelly, you don’t
really need a tie.
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I have to find my tie.
I have to find my tie.
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Be right back.
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Professor Proton wears a bowtie!
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George Junior,
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give me back that
bowtie right now!
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- I didn’t take it!
- Don’t you lie to me!
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I’m not lying!
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We’ll see about that.
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Stay out of my room!
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She’s gonna find
your dirty magazines.
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Shut up!
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You are not having a good day.
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(sighs)
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(sighs)
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Ugh!
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(sighs)
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Hey. Hey,
he didn’t take it.
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- Then what happened to it?!
- Help me find my bowtie!
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I’ll check in
the bathroom!
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I took it.
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Why would you do that?
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Mary, the boy is nine years old
and going into high school.
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Isn’t that weird enough?
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Give it to me.
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Come on.
It’s not just Sheldon.
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Georgie’s gonna be
in class with him.
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Not in the bathroom!
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Give it.
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♪Think about it ♪
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♪There must be higher love♪
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♪ Down in the heart
or hidden in the stars above ♪
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♪ Without it... ♪
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Would you like
to play a driving game?
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Not really. I always lose.
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I know. That’s why it’s fun.
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How about license plates
with prime numbers
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followed by a cons...?
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Why don’t we just talk?
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Very well.
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You understand
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that some people are gonna be
intimidated by you
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’cause of how smart you are?
263
00:09:27,462 --> 00:09:29,376
Or maybe
they’ll recognize my intellect
264
00:09:29,376 --> 00:09:30,851
and make me their leader.
265
00:09:32,431 --> 00:09:34,142
Lord, look after my son.
266
00:09:34,142 --> 00:09:36,248
Don’t let him get
stuffed in a gym bag.
267
00:09:37,718 --> 00:09:42,538
♪ Bring me a higher love,
oh, oh ♪
268
00:09:42,539 --> 00:09:44,852
♪ Bring me a higher love... ♪
269
00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:47,063
(distorted sounds
and voices)
270
00:09:47,063 --> 00:09:48,157
(distorted speech)
271
00:09:49,852 --> 00:09:51,172
Oh, dear.
272
00:09:51,172 --> 00:09:52,172
Yeah.
273
00:09:53,063 --> 00:09:55,282
That boy has
an exposed tattoo.
274
00:09:55,281 --> 00:09:56,133
He does.
275
00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:59,086
I wonder if he knows that’s
in violation of the dress code.
276
00:09:59,852 --> 00:10:04,052
Speaking of which, how
about we lose the bowtie?
277
00:10:04,399 --> 00:10:05,552
Why?
278
00:10:05,752 --> 00:10:08,440
Look around, honey. None of the
other kids are wearing one.
279
00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:09,995
Well, perhaps I’ll start a fad.
280
00:10:09,994 --> 00:10:11,852
No, you won’t.
Please trust Mommy.
281
00:10:13,852 --> 00:10:15,187
All right,
tell you what.
282
00:10:15,187 --> 00:10:17,343
You take it off,
and this weekend,
283
00:10:17,665 --> 00:10:19,473
I’ll take you to RadioShack.
284
00:10:20,782 --> 00:10:21,696
Hmm?
285
00:10:21,696 --> 00:10:23,852
(bell ringing)
286
00:10:23,852 --> 00:10:25,852
(indistinct chatter)
287
00:10:27,852 --> 00:10:29,752
(growling)
288
00:10:29,752 --> 00:10:30,852
You doing okay?
289
00:10:30,852 --> 00:10:32,852
I guess.
290
00:10:32,852 --> 00:10:34,020
(roars)
291
00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:35,852
I smell ammonia.
292
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:38,354
They must’ve done
a thorough cleaning recently.
293
00:10:38,354 --> 00:10:40,562
I like that.
294
00:10:40,562 --> 00:10:43,657
MARY: And remember, if anybody
bothers you, what do you say?
295
00:10:43,657 --> 00:10:45,523
My dad’s a football coach.
296
00:10:45,523 --> 00:10:46,195
And?
297
00:10:46,195 --> 00:10:47,852
My brother’s a football player.
298
00:10:47,852 --> 00:10:48,652
Good.
299
00:10:49,289 --> 00:10:50,461
Hey, Mom, look.
300
00:10:50,461 --> 00:10:51,797
That girl’s pregnant.
301
00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:53,852
Congratulations.
302
00:11:00,555 --> 00:11:01,852
(toilet flushing)
303
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,617
Well, that was revolting.
304
00:11:05,789 --> 00:11:08,156
All right.
This is your homeroom.
305
00:11:08,154 --> 00:11:09,680
Do you want me
to go in with you?
306
00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:12,110
No. Although I could’ve used you
in the restroom.
307
00:11:13,086 --> 00:11:14,386
Okay, well...
308
00:11:15,156 --> 00:11:16,156
You have a good day.
309
00:11:16,156 --> 00:11:17,781
And I’ll pick you up
after school,
310
00:11:17,781 --> 00:11:19,157
same door we came in.
311
00:11:19,157 --> 00:11:21,851
Are you crying or having
an allergy attack?
312
00:11:23,148 --> 00:11:24,156
Allergies.
313
00:11:24,156 --> 00:11:25,984
It’s probably the ammonia.
314
00:11:25,984 --> 00:11:27,507
Probably.
(sniffles)
315
00:11:28,156 --> 00:11:30,539
Okay. Let the learning begin.
316
00:11:32,445 --> 00:11:33,745
(door opens)
317
00:11:37,324 --> 00:11:39,181
(exhales)
318
00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:40,481
(door shuts)
319
00:11:40,759 --> 00:11:44,361
All right, everybody,
my name is Ms. MacElroy.
320
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,070
In addition to being
your homeroom teacher,
321
00:11:47,070 --> 00:11:49,515
I’ll be seeing some of you
in my English class,
322
00:11:49,516 --> 00:11:51,477
and some of you
on the volleyball court.
323
00:11:51,773 --> 00:11:53,570
Just to give you
a little history,
324
00:11:53,570 --> 00:11:55,554
I’ve been here at Medford
for 29 years...
325
00:11:55,554 --> 00:11:56,242
(mouthing)
326
00:11:56,242 --> 00:11:58,828
...I taught some of your
older brothers and sisters,
327
00:11:58,828 --> 00:12:00,641
and sadly,
some of your parents.
328
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:03,883
Not much I haven’t seen.
329
00:12:03,883 --> 00:12:04,664
Until today.
330
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,922
I’m sure you’re well aware
we have a student with us,
331
00:12:08,922 --> 00:12:11,157
who, despite his young age,
332
00:12:11,157 --> 00:12:13,376
is remarkably gifted.
333
00:12:13,376 --> 00:12:15,907
And I expect y’all
to make him feel welcome.
334
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,057
Yes, Sheldon?
335
00:12:19,057 --> 00:12:21,190
Per the student dress
and grooming code,
336
00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:24,156
this boy’s hair is too long,
337
00:12:24,156 --> 00:12:26,156
this boy is wearing
sports attire
338
00:12:26,156 --> 00:12:27,156
outside
of a designated area
339
00:12:27,156 --> 00:12:30,033
and this girl’s blouse
is diaphanous,
340
00:12:30,033 --> 00:12:32,866
which means
I can see her brassiere.
341
00:12:32,866 --> 00:12:35,033
(laughter)
342
00:12:32,866 --> 00:12:35,033
Thank you.
343
00:12:35,033 --> 00:12:36,324
I will take that
into account.
344
00:12:36,324 --> 00:12:38,156
All right.
345
00:12:38,156 --> 00:12:40,156
We have a few minutes
before first period.
346
00:12:40,156 --> 00:12:42,156
I need y’all
to fill out these forms.
347
00:12:42,156 --> 00:12:43,156
What?
348
00:12:43,156 --> 00:12:44,491
Also in violation
349
00:12:44,491 --> 00:12:46,324
of the grooming code
on page 48,
350
00:12:46,324 --> 00:12:48,658
article five, subsection B,
351
00:12:48,658 --> 00:12:51,156
you have a bit of a mustache.
352
00:12:51,156 --> 00:12:51,658
(laughter)
353
00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:55,156
This is a stupid idea.
This boy does not
354
00:12:55,156 --> 00:12:56,578
belong in our school.
355
00:12:56,578 --> 00:12:58,156
PETERSEN: Come on Vicky,
it’s just the first day.
356
00:12:58,156 --> 00:12:59,844
Why don’t we all just take
a deep breath here?
357
00:12:59,844 --> 00:13:02,478
The hell with that. Five
minutes into my math class,
358
00:13:02,478 --> 00:13:03,955
he questioned my credentials.
359
00:13:03,955 --> 00:13:05,978
How am I supposed to control a
classroom when a kid accuses me
360
00:13:05,978 --> 00:13:07,665
of being in breach
of the hygiene code?
361
00:13:07,665 --> 00:13:08,955
Well, Hubert, it wouldn’t
kill you to shower
362
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,955
a little more often. George,
you want to weigh in here?
363
00:13:11,955 --> 00:13:12,634
Well...
364
00:13:12,634 --> 00:13:14,470
INGRAM:
Oral Roberts University
365
00:13:14,470 --> 00:13:15,454
is a wonderful school.
366
00:13:15,454 --> 00:13:17,329
He said I was intimidated
by his intelligence,
367
00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:18,712
and then,
368
00:13:18,712 --> 00:13:20,157
he offered to be my "leader."
369
00:13:21,732 --> 00:13:22,537
(clears throat)
370
00:13:22,537 --> 00:13:24,532
(playing Mozart’s Sonata in D)
371
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,665
(piano playing)
372
00:14:03,955 --> 00:14:05,832
(stops playing)
373
00:14:06,675 --> 00:14:08,300
Do you know
this sonata?
374
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:08,995
No.
375
00:14:09,508 --> 00:14:11,222
How long have you
played the piano?
376
00:14:12,441 --> 00:14:13,798
I don’t play piano.
377
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:16,698
PETERSEN:
George,
378
00:14:16,698 --> 00:14:18,339
you got any thoughts here?
379
00:14:18,339 --> 00:14:19,339
I certainly do.
380
00:14:21,378 --> 00:14:22,378
Mary, tell him.
381
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,331
It’s simple.
We don’t have a choice.
382
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,128
Well, you gave it a shot.
383
00:14:27,128 --> 00:14:28,798
We wish you luck
with Sheldon elsewhere...
384
00:14:28,798 --> 00:14:30,798
MARY:
No, no, no.
385
00:14:30,798 --> 00:14:31,798
We don’t have a choice.
386
00:14:31,798 --> 00:14:33,673
He’s got to stay here.
387
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,306
We can’t afford private school.
388
00:14:35,306 --> 00:14:36,439
I sure can’t
homeschool him.
389
00:14:36,439 --> 00:14:38,978
He’s doing calculus and
Euclidean something or other.
390
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,517
Euclidean geometry.
391
00:14:40,517 --> 00:14:41,798
Guess where I learned that.
392
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,675
Yeah, yeah, we know.
393
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:48,267
All I care about is that my son
get the education he deserves,
394
00:14:48,267 --> 00:14:50,110
so you all are gonna have
to figure this out.
395
00:14:50,110 --> 00:14:52,401
Coach, can you help me out here,
please?
396
00:14:52,401 --> 00:14:53,601
’Cause I’m dyin’.
397
00:14:57,346 --> 00:14:58,346
I’d rather not.
398
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,235
G minor.
399
00:15:05,594 --> 00:15:06,594
F.
400
00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:09,758
E flat.
401
00:15:11,798 --> 00:15:12,798
C minor.
402
00:15:15,798 --> 00:15:17,189
You have perfect pitch.
403
00:15:17,798 --> 00:15:18,415
Okay.
404
00:15:19,344 --> 00:15:22,211
Sweetheart, you should
really pursue music.
405
00:15:22,782 --> 00:15:25,016
No, thank you.
Musicians take drugs.
406
00:15:26,337 --> 00:15:28,548
Is there a faculty
restroom I could use?
407
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:31,446
(whistle blows)
408
00:15:33,549 --> 00:15:34,549
♪ Ooh... ♪
409
00:15:34,798 --> 00:15:35,798
(grunting)
410
00:15:38,996 --> 00:15:39,996
♪ Ooh... ♪
411
00:15:43,688 --> 00:15:45,133
Cooper, Stinson, you’re up.
412
00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:47,799
(laughs) Hey, look,
it’s the dumb brother.
413
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,898
Okay.
(blows whistle)
414
00:15:55,399 --> 00:15:56,829
(grunting, yelling)
415
00:15:56,829 --> 00:15:58,524
(whistle blowing)
416
00:15:58,524 --> 00:15:59,524
BERGDOFF:
That’s enough.
417
00:15:59,524 --> 00:16:01,313
(yelling)
418
00:16:01,313 --> 00:16:02,229
(whistle blowing)
419
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,635
Hey, that’s enough!
420
00:16:03,635 --> 00:16:04,713
That’s enough!
421
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,506
Georgie.
422
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:07,798
Georgie! Georgie!
423
00:16:07,798 --> 00:16:09,221
Stop! Stop!
424
00:16:11,966 --> 00:16:13,166
The hell
is wrong with you?
425
00:16:17,961 --> 00:16:19,086
You okay?
426
00:16:19,086 --> 00:16:20,750
No, I’m not okay.
427
00:16:30,102 --> 00:16:31,375
Where you think you’re going?
428
00:16:31,376 --> 00:16:33,423
I quit. I don’t want
to play anymore!
429
00:16:33,423 --> 00:16:34,345
Since when?
430
00:16:34,344 --> 00:16:36,797
Since right now!
431
00:16:36,798 --> 00:16:38,141
All right, what is going on?
432
00:16:38,141 --> 00:16:39,539
What do you think’s going on?!
433
00:16:41,422 --> 00:16:42,522
You mean Sheldon?
434
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:46,922
You can’t let that bother you.
435
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:48,258
It doesn’t bother you?
436
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,524
You got called
to the principal’s office.
437
00:16:50,524 --> 00:16:52,618
Yeah, that wasn’t so great.
438
00:16:52,617 --> 00:16:54,250
I can’t be in the same school
as him!
439
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:55,891
Well, I don’t see
what choice you have.
440
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:58,852
Right. Ever since he could talk,
I quit having any choices.
441
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,148
(groans)
442
00:17:06,719 --> 00:17:07,719
I know it’s hard.
443
00:17:09,672 --> 00:17:12,438
I’m telling you, as your coach,
quit your whining,
444
00:17:12,438 --> 00:17:14,798
get your uniform on and you
get your ass back out there.
445
00:17:16,008 --> 00:17:17,446
But what about as my dad?
446
00:17:18,696 --> 00:17:20,071
Your dad is
having a bad day.
447
00:17:20,575 --> 00:17:21,723
Listen to your coach.
448
00:17:27,973 --> 00:17:31,957
Can a clock be powered
by an ordinary potato?
449
00:17:32,508 --> 00:17:34,328
I hope so, boys and girls,
450
00:17:34,328 --> 00:17:37,351
or this is going to be
a really boring episode.
451
00:17:38,204 --> 00:17:39,204
The supplies you’ll need...
452
00:17:39,204 --> 00:17:41,204
Why can’t we watch DuckTales?
453
00:17:41,204 --> 00:17:44,806
’Cause we don’t learn anything
watching DuckTales.
454
00:17:44,806 --> 00:17:47,697
It’s TV; we aren’t
supposed to learn.
455
00:17:47,697 --> 00:17:51,377
...two alligator grips
and, let’s see...
456
00:17:51,377 --> 00:17:53,104
Of course, a clock.
457
00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:55,870
Missy, go somewhere else.
I need to talk to your brother.
458
00:17:55,870 --> 00:17:58,214
Why don’t you go somewhere else
and I can watch Duck...
459
00:17:58,214 --> 00:18:00,206
Go!
460
00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:01,347
I hate everybody.
461
00:18:01,823 --> 00:18:04,204
It’s time for science.
462
00:18:07,204 --> 00:18:10,524
Hey, he was about to power
a clock with a potato.
463
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:11,547
Not possible.
464
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:12,563
Now, listen...
465
00:18:12,563 --> 00:18:13,797
Am I in trouble?
466
00:18:13,798 --> 00:18:14,798
No.
467
00:18:15,657 --> 00:18:17,212
Maybe. Just listen.
468
00:18:19,610 --> 00:18:21,454
You’re not gonna
make it in this school
469
00:18:21,454 --> 00:18:23,004
if you keep ratting
people out.
470
00:18:23,004 --> 00:18:24,856
But they were breaking
the grooming codes
471
00:18:24,856 --> 00:18:26,204
and the dress codes.
472
00:18:26,204 --> 00:18:28,950
I saw one boy with a T-shirt
that said...
473
00:18:29,805 --> 00:18:31,102
(whispering):
"Bite me."
474
00:18:31,102 --> 00:18:34,071
Yeah. That-that’s terrible.
475
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,985
Sheldon, let me tell
you a little story.
476
00:18:35,985 --> 00:18:38,633
Did you ever wonder why we moved
from Galveston to Medford?
477
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:41,915
No. I tend to wonder
about the bigger questions.
478
00:18:41,915 --> 00:18:43,548
Okay, well, here’s why.
479
00:18:44,485 --> 00:18:46,665
Your dad had a real good
coaching job
480
00:18:47,454 --> 00:18:49,767
and I saw some grown-ups
breaking rules.
481
00:18:49,767 --> 00:18:50,650
What’d they do?
482
00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:52,220
I-It’s kind of complicated,
but...
483
00:18:53,259 --> 00:18:55,947
football coaches aren’t allowed
to recruit kids
484
00:18:55,947 --> 00:18:57,427
from other high schools
to play on their teams.
485
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:58,700
And you told on them?
486
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:00,817
Yeah. You know what happened?
487
00:19:00,818 --> 00:19:03,259
Justice descended
upon the rule breakers?
488
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,365
I got fired, Sheldon.
489
00:19:07,259 --> 00:19:08,693
And I got a bad
reputation.
490
00:19:09,259 --> 00:19:12,150
Oh. That’s why you
drink so much beer.
491
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,697
Just do yourself a favor.
492
00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:19,681
Okay? Go to
school tomorrow,
493
00:19:19,681 --> 00:19:21,837
and mind your own business.
494
00:19:22,673 --> 00:19:23,673
All right?
495
00:19:25,511 --> 00:19:26,211
Dad.
496
00:19:28,103 --> 00:19:29,914
Are you sad that you got fired?
497
00:19:32,978 --> 00:19:34,189
Mostly angry.
498
00:19:36,665 --> 00:19:37,665
But yeah.
499
00:19:39,673 --> 00:19:40,759
Maybe a little sad.
500
00:19:49,095 --> 00:19:50,414
All right, let’s say grace.
501
00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:56,961
Thank you, God,
502
00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,252
for this food we are
about to receive.
503
00:19:59,259 --> 00:20:01,259
(muffled praying continues)
504
00:20:08,128 --> 00:20:09,259
ADULT SHELDON:
That was the first time
505
00:20:09,259 --> 00:20:10,824
I held my father’s hand.
506
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:15,032
MARY: ...our bodies and bless
the hands that prepared it.
507
00:20:15,032 --> 00:20:15,821
Amen.
508
00:20:15,821 --> 00:20:16,618
GEORGIE: Amen.
509
00:20:16,618 --> 00:20:17,418
MISSY: Amen.
510
00:20:20,282 --> 00:20:23,735
MARY: Hey, George Jr.,
wait your turn.
511
00:20:23,735 --> 00:20:25,454
ADULT SHELDON:
I wouldn’t
touch my brother’s hand
512
00:20:25,454 --> 00:20:27,470
until 17 years later,
513
00:20:27,470 --> 00:20:29,368
thanks to the invention
of Purell.
514
00:20:47,573 --> 00:20:49,182
You know what I find comforting?
515
00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:50,440
What’s that, baby?
516
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,549
In a world filled
with uncertainty,
517
00:20:52,549 --> 00:20:53,979
this place will be here forever.
518
00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:58,573
CLERK: Hey, Sheldon,
how you doing?
519
00:20:59,956 --> 00:21:02,289
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