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Fuck you guys want?
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It's the recap shit.
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What, you guys miss last week's episode?
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Eh, we should probably show it to 'em.
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I guess.
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Go!
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You want to volunteer? Here?
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Yes, sir. In need of some documentation,
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community service. Trying
to get into West Point.
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Only takes three or four minutes
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if you get the, uh, hose
on the tailpipe right.
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You're killing dogs?
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All right, well, you guys just relax.
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Just die naturally.
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Where are all the female employees?
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- At the woman's march!
- Selling pussy hats.
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"Jugs"?
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I lied to you this morning.
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- There is a woman on my site.
- Who?
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Me.
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A-are they giving you
your meds in there?
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I-I'm protecting
defenseless lambs from having
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their emotional and
physical spirits slaughtered.
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Gallagher! You made bail.
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Your disciples!
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We crowd sourced your
bail to get you out.
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Gay Jesus!
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- Commercial real estate?
- Yeah,
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you're the one who told me to invest.
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Max Whitford's just gonna
try and fuck you, trust me.
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You seem savvy. We're putting in
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another Sunset Brooks
senior care center.
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You'd need a hundred to play.
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Then I got a hundred in my pocket.
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We did it.
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- I need a sponsor.
- Me?
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Helping another AA member's
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a hell of a lot better for your sobriety
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than chasing after a
kid who's not yours.
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Uh, I'll sponsor you. Come on.
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We someone who will promote
and protect our values!
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What about Mo White?
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Let's make Chicago White again!
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Mo White?
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Yeah. Who are you?
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Your country needs you.
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Uh-huh.
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That'll show those
misogynistic motherfuckers.
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Fuck, yes!
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Only two dicks left.
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Clearly you haven't had much experience
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around a dick. It's more like this.
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Ooh. Hey.
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- En garde!
- Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Shh, shh!
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Yeah, we're gonna get busted.
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Okay, who's next?
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Uh, this one.
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Oh, hell, no.
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Yo, yo, Darryl fucking Feathers, man!
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He was the foreman at my last job.
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Oh, shit. This one gets two dicks.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Um...
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The fuck you doing?
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Waiting.
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- Waiting for what?
- Shim.
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Good morning, my
indigenous South Siders!
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Don't mind me.
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Just showing our support
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for a better tomorrow.
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Huh?
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Hi.
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W-what's a "shim"?
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Shim. God.
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But God doesn't have a gender,
or maybe it's both genders,
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so she, him... Shim.
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Mother-father God.
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And you're waiting for Shim to...
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Talk to me.
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Tell me what to do next.
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Does that happen a lot?
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Used to all the time in jail,
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but since I've been out, nothing.
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That's because it never happened.
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Shim,
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a higher power, the great
I Am, Great Spirit...
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Call it whatever you want...
But it ain't talking to you.
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And we weren't talking to you.
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Enlightenment, or
whatever these new-fangled
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hippy-dippy religions are selling,
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is a waste of time.
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Gay Jesus, Taoism,
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Scientology, Christian Science,
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Joel Osteen, Deepak Chopra...
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It's like going to one
of those flaky schools
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where the students create
their own curriculum,
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then don't get graded on it.
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Religion isn't a startup, Ian.
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You want God to talk to you,
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you gotta stick with
the classics: Buddhism,
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Judaism, Christianity.
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And if you break the rules,
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you burn in hell for all eternity.
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And there's your enlightenment.
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In the meantime,
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I shall be saving the South Side
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from the endless caravan of immigrants.
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All right. You guys
should get going, huh?
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Come on. You don't want to be late
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for your first day. Of public school.
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That's the one thing they care about.
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Oh, wait.
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Oh.
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There.
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Later.
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Hey, buddy, Liam, might
want to lose the tie.
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No? Okay.
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We're making sandwiches now, Pops?
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You think that's weird?
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Here you go, Miss Riley.
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I can assure you,
there was no suffering.
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Bless you, sweet boy.
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Sparky's in a better place.
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Mm.
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We done?
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Ta-da! What do you think?
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It's an empty lot.
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Yeah, 1/10th of which belongs to me.
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But it's not about
what it looks like now.
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It's about what it's gonna be.
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You're looking at the future site
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of Sunset Brook Senior Care, phase two.
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It's nice, huh?
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Hm.
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"Hm"? What is "hm"?
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Well, just seems like they could've
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put a bit more money
into the architecture,
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you know?
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Well, they're going for a
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really simple, practical,
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kind of European vibe. I love it.
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Yeah, well, it's definitely practical.
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Is this the thing
Whitford sucked you into?
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Whitford didn't suck me into anything.
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I invested in a limited partnership.
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So Max Whitford
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makes all the decisions?
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The general partner does, yes.
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It's an LLC, which means
my liability is limited,
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so I can't get sued
by some junkie roofer.
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Ah, so you can only
lose all your investment,
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- which was how much again?
- 100,000.
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- 100,000?
- Mm-hm.
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- Dollars?
- With a 30% return
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expected in less than a year.
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Come on. Still got 12 blocks to go.
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Christ. Seriously?
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Don't worry, Sparky.
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I'm gonna be with you here till the end.
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"Pablo would like to play and run.
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He'd spend his day in
the bright, warm sun."
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Hey. Morning.
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Sorry. The meeting's done already?
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Uh, they're just getting
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- started... there you go.
- Hey, man.
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Thanks for letting me
call you at 2:00 a. m.
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Yeah, that's what
sponsors are for, you know?
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Could I get you to sign my court sheet?
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Yeah, look, you gotta be
on time, though, all right?
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I don't sign for short-timers.
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Sorry.
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It's all right.
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Hello?
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Shit. Is she okay?
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Yeah. All right, okay.
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Yeah, I'll be right there.
Yo, I gotta go, all right?
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My kid's in the emergency room.
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You have a kid?
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We need more dicks.
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I know!
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So I know these women in my
trade school welding class.
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- I think they can help.
- Mm, cool.
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You know if you mouth
the words "olive juice,"
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it looks like you're
saying "I love you"?
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- What?
- Watch.
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Oh, my God. It totally does.
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Right?
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Yeah, I don't have
many straight friends.
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I kind of like this.
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Me too. I like having a gay friend.
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How old were you when
you realized you were gay?
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Uh, the second they slapped my ass
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and cut the umbilical cord.
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Okay.
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Oh, shit. Look.
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Luh-luh-look.
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I love it.
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Hey.
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What the hell?
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They made a list of the rapiest bars
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in the South Side, and
The Alibi's number one?
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I haven't raped anybody in here.
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No one's ever raped anyone in here!
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At least not in the inside.
Out in the alleyway, maybe.
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But I knew people thought
The Alibi was shitty,
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but now they think we're rapey?
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- Who says we're rapey?
- Some stupid article.
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Give it to me. Who wrote it?
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Bethany Pickford-Watson.
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Of course she has two last names.
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Does she look familiar to you?
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- Oh, probably some lesbo.
- No. No.
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- I'd hit that for sure.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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"They even pay black prostitutes
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with fake boobs to walk
around in short skirts."
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I'ma kill that bitch.
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This is so unfair.
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I mean, look around.
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W-w-what's so rapey
about this place, anyway?
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I don't know, V. Maybe this place
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- is a little rapey.
- You think?
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Craig has his dick out right now.
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Craig! Damn it, man!
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Ball bag was hot.
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Just a little pop quiz
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to see how your weekend was.
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Just kidding. It's
actually ten questions
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to see if you remember
how to diagram a sentence.
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Liam.
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Since this is your first day,
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I don't expect you to know any of this.
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Just do the best you can.
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Begin.
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Psst.
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Psst, hey.
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Greetings, fellow men of leisure!
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I brought free shit for ya,
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so wear it with pride.
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I got hats. Here you go.
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Hats for everyone.
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V, can I get a little, um...
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What else have I got? Oh!
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T-shirts. Check these out.
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Pass 'em down there.
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These are cool. One size fits all.
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What else do I have? Bumper stickers.
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Here, pass those down, would you?
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And, of course, it wouldn't
be a political campaign
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without buttons.
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Thank you, V.
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"Mo White: Mo Better."
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You know that's racist, right?
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And, needless to say,
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your political contributions are welcome
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and most appreciated.
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Are you joking me?
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Need I remind you, gentlemen and lady,
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what is at stake here?
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No one is protecting us.
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Mo White is our only hope.
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You sure this isn't
about the money, Frank?
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Of course it's about the money, Tommy!
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Contributions are the lifeblood
of a political campaign.
269
00:14:08,437 --> 00:14:11,286
Do you really think the
Ruiz or Wyman campaign
270
00:14:11,289 --> 00:14:13,505
gives a shit about us?
271
00:14:13,508 --> 00:14:14,987
Hell, no!
272
00:14:14,990 --> 00:14:16,927
They're too busy whining
273
00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:21,198
about equality and cultural heritage.
274
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,833
They're not even from the South Side!
275
00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:26,488
And I don't know that they were
276
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,371
born in this country.
277
00:14:28,374 --> 00:14:29,665
Ruiz?
278
00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:32,626
The hell kind of a name is that?
279
00:14:32,628 --> 00:14:35,911
I'd like to see that birth certificate.
280
00:14:41,443 --> 00:14:45,850
Mo White will fight for
the things we care about.
281
00:14:50,229 --> 00:14:52,526
Thank you, man. Thank you. Gentlemen?
282
00:14:52,529 --> 00:14:54,773
Come on, guys. Let's do this.
283
00:14:54,775 --> 00:14:56,346
I know. It's a bitter pill.
284
00:14:56,349 --> 00:14:59,612
We gotta do it for our own good.
285
00:14:59,614 --> 00:15:01,565
Here you go. There you go.
286
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,424
Don't look at me like
that. Come on. Come on.
287
00:15:04,427 --> 00:15:06,368
- Guys, come on.
- Come on. South Side!
288
00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:07,578
It's important.
289
00:15:07,580 --> 00:15:09,830
Fine.
290
00:15:09,832 --> 00:15:11,498
I'm not even gonna ask.
291
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:15,461
If you will excuse me...
292
00:15:17,381 --> 00:15:19,089
I got some winnin' to do.
293
00:15:20,843 --> 00:15:22,685
Make sure you vote!
294
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,545
I still can't believe you invested
295
00:15:26,548 --> 00:15:28,424
$100,000 in a vacant lot.
296
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,568
Yep. Signing the papers tonight,
297
00:15:30,571 --> 00:15:32,488
and then we're gonna flip it quick.
298
00:15:32,491 --> 00:15:36,065
Ah, I'm meeting him at 7:00.
299
00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:38,279
Does Whitford even know about me?
300
00:15:38,282 --> 00:15:39,786
Huh?
301
00:15:39,789 --> 00:15:42,695
Does he know about me,
that we're together?
302
00:15:42,698 --> 00:15:44,990
Yeah, we talked about you.
303
00:15:44,992 --> 00:15:46,825
Hm.
304
00:15:46,827 --> 00:15:49,078
Who are you selling it to?
305
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,354
Sunset Brook.
306
00:15:50,357 --> 00:15:52,622
They're in negotiations to buy the land.
307
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:53,666
Hi!
308
00:15:53,668 --> 00:15:55,459
So the deal isn't done yet?
309
00:15:55,461 --> 00:15:56,958
Why are you shitting on my parade?
310
00:15:56,961 --> 00:15:58,550
Just because you don't
think it's a good idea
311
00:15:58,552 --> 00:16:00,385
doesn't mean you gotta
be a dick about it.
312
00:16:00,388 --> 00:16:02,591
I'm not trying to be a dick.
313
00:16:02,593 --> 00:16:05,935
I'm just saying that it might be...
314
00:16:05,938 --> 00:16:07,690
I thought we were gonna eat together.
315
00:16:07,693 --> 00:16:10,015
We can't sit at the table
like normal human beings?
316
00:16:10,017 --> 00:16:11,482
Yeah, but then the fries get cold.
317
00:16:11,485 --> 00:16:13,302
- Who likes cold French fries?
- Well you didn't even
318
00:16:13,304 --> 00:16:15,130
order fries. Those are my fries.
319
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:17,065
Well, here. You can't eat them all.
320
00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:18,568
Thank you very much.
321
00:16:20,945 --> 00:16:23,107
Listen, for the record,
I do fully support you.
322
00:16:23,110 --> 00:16:26,013
Phase two is... is gonna be great.
323
00:16:26,016 --> 00:16:27,566
Well, don't just say it 'cause you think
324
00:16:27,568 --> 00:16:29,013
it's what I want to hear. Be honest.
325
00:16:29,016 --> 00:16:30,084
I was being honest, and then you told me
326
00:16:30,086 --> 00:16:31,779
I was shitting all over your parade.
327
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,661
Can I have my cheeseburger, please?
328
00:16:33,664 --> 00:16:35,414
Yeah.
329
00:16:35,417 --> 00:16:37,583
Thank you.
330
00:16:37,586 --> 00:16:38,966
I'll be at the table.
331
00:16:38,969 --> 00:16:40,131
Mm-hm.
332
00:17:03,286 --> 00:17:06,864
Look, I've never been to
a Buddhist temple before.
333
00:17:06,866 --> 00:17:10,159
I need Shim to talk to me.
334
00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:12,953
Uh, God. To talk to me.
335
00:17:15,624 --> 00:17:17,424
Any tips?
336
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:20,836
Repeat. "I'm here to learn."
337
00:17:20,838 --> 00:17:22,379
I'm here to learn.
338
00:17:22,381 --> 00:17:23,966
"I take refuge
339
00:17:23,969 --> 00:17:25,151
in the Buddha."
340
00:17:25,154 --> 00:17:27,380
I take refuge in the Buddha.
341
00:17:27,383 --> 00:17:29,758
"Until I attain enlightenment."
342
00:17:29,761 --> 00:17:32,722
Until I attain enlightenment.
343
00:17:38,397 --> 00:17:40,647
Quick question.
344
00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:46,904
Once I attain enlightenment,
345
00:17:46,906 --> 00:17:48,739
then will Shim talk to me?
346
00:17:48,741 --> 00:17:50,291
'Cause they did for a while.
347
00:17:50,294 --> 00:17:53,463
But then, suddenly, it stopped.
348
00:17:53,466 --> 00:17:57,164
So did Shim stop talking to me,
349
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:59,096
or did I stop hearing Shim?
350
00:18:08,386 --> 00:18:09,783
I got this, Ralph.
351
00:18:09,786 --> 00:18:11,966
- You sure?
- Yeah, don't worry about it.
352
00:18:11,969 --> 00:18:13,301
I'll take care of Bootsie.
353
00:18:13,304 --> 00:18:15,482
Okay. Thanks, Carl.
354
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:18,320
See you tomorrow.
355
00:18:18,323 --> 00:18:20,156
Don't worry, Bootsie.
356
00:18:20,159 --> 00:18:22,272
No serenity for you today.
357
00:18:37,888 --> 00:18:41,205
Get your dumb-ass tote
bag out of my space!
358
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:42,709
It's actually not a tote bag.
359
00:18:42,711 --> 00:18:43,960
It's a satchel.
360
00:18:43,963 --> 00:18:45,504
And who the hell starts a new school
361
00:18:45,507 --> 00:18:47,127
with three weeks left
in the school year?
362
00:18:47,130 --> 00:18:49,260
All the private schools were full.
363
00:18:51,011 --> 00:18:53,341
Fucking satchel boy.
364
00:18:59,061 --> 00:19:02,146
I have two daughters.
What kind of father am I
365
00:19:02,149 --> 00:19:04,898
if I'm also the owner
of the local rapery?
366
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,396
V got to you, didn't she?
367
00:19:06,399 --> 00:19:08,068
The Alibi should be a sanctuary,
368
00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:10,541
a haven where women can come, relax,
369
00:19:10,544 --> 00:19:12,224
and only get laid if they want to.
370
00:19:12,227 --> 00:19:13,740
We could all use a place where we could
371
00:19:13,742 --> 00:19:15,122
get laid if we wanted to.
372
00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:16,659
In this day and age, you can't
373
00:19:16,662 --> 00:19:17,966
say shit to a woman
374
00:19:17,969 --> 00:19:20,612
without her crying
harassment. Hell, they'd sue
375
00:19:20,615 --> 00:19:22,791
their own reflections if they could.
376
00:19:22,793 --> 00:19:24,751
I'm just not gonna talk to them anymore.
377
00:19:24,753 --> 00:19:26,170
No one talks to your ass anyway.
378
00:19:26,172 --> 00:19:28,240
Yeah, but if they did,
I wouldn't say anything.
379
00:19:28,243 --> 00:19:30,660
Creepily glaring at
them is not the answer.
380
00:19:30,663 --> 00:19:33,591
Hell, I probably catcalled
nine or ten women yesterday.
381
00:19:33,594 --> 00:19:35,604
- You think women like that?
- I'm in construction.
382
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,666
I can't just change. Doesn't matter
383
00:19:37,669 --> 00:19:40,267
if time's up or not.
If a chick walks by,
384
00:19:40,269 --> 00:19:41,935
I instinctively grab my balls,
385
00:19:41,937 --> 00:19:43,830
and yell "Suck on this."
It's just what happens.
386
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:46,106
All right, let's start there.
387
00:19:46,108 --> 00:19:47,951
You can't call 'em chicks anymore.
388
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,610
Tail?
389
00:19:49,612 --> 00:19:51,320
- No.
- Wool?
390
00:19:51,322 --> 00:19:52,740
No.
391
00:19:52,743 --> 00:19:53,909
Women?
392
00:19:53,912 --> 00:19:55,471
Mm, I don't think so.
393
00:19:55,474 --> 00:19:57,286
Contains the word "men."
394
00:19:59,371 --> 00:20:01,057
I got it.
395
00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:04,199
Vaginal enterprises.
396
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:05,744
Okay, I'm out.
397
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,961
Maybe we should just stick with "women."
398
00:20:07,963 --> 00:20:10,297
Oh. Some... women...
399
00:20:10,299 --> 00:20:11,882
That's better.
400
00:20:11,884 --> 00:20:13,979
Some women like to be
told they're pretty.
401
00:20:13,982 --> 00:20:15,132
- Mm-hmm.
- Now, how are we supposed
402
00:20:15,134 --> 00:20:16,495
to know the difference between the ones
403
00:20:16,497 --> 00:20:18,076
that like it and the ones that don't?
404
00:20:18,079 --> 00:20:19,599
Old women like being hit on.
405
00:20:19,602 --> 00:20:21,908
Maybe we should just
allow the old women in.
406
00:20:21,911 --> 00:20:23,227
- Kermit!
- Why the hell
407
00:20:23,229 --> 00:20:24,424
would we want that?
408
00:20:24,427 --> 00:20:26,713
We need a consistent standard.
409
00:20:26,716 --> 00:20:28,482
All right, here's your standard.
410
00:20:28,484 --> 00:20:29,924
Assume you are disgusting,
411
00:20:29,927 --> 00:20:31,588
that no one wants you to touch them,
412
00:20:31,591 --> 00:20:32,986
and they couldn't care less if you think
413
00:20:32,988 --> 00:20:35,531
they're pretty or not...
There's your damn standard.
414
00:20:35,533 --> 00:20:37,599
I've never been so confused.
415
00:20:37,602 --> 00:20:38,940
The bottom line
416
00:20:38,943 --> 00:20:41,245
is that the bar can't be rapey anymore.
417
00:20:41,247 --> 00:20:43,956
If women stay away,
418
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:45,832
bad for business.
419
00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:48,128
Plus, rapey is wrong.
420
00:20:49,505 --> 00:20:51,799
A-and more importantly, rapey is wrong.
421
00:20:56,845 --> 00:20:59,012
What's that twirly writing?
422
00:20:59,014 --> 00:21:00,556
Cursive.
423
00:21:00,558 --> 00:21:02,766
- You know cursive.
- Yes, ma'am.
424
00:21:02,768 --> 00:21:04,603
Wow.
425
00:21:11,151 --> 00:21:12,859
Sorry, 'scuse me!
426
00:21:12,861 --> 00:21:14,307
Hi. Hey, I'm looking
427
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:16,013
for a Xan, X-A-N.
428
00:21:16,016 --> 00:21:17,015
Last name?
429
00:21:17,018 --> 00:21:18,721
Um, Galvez.
430
00:21:18,724 --> 00:21:21,618
Xan Galvez.
431
00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:23,328
Is she here? She okay?
432
00:21:23,330 --> 00:21:24,365
And you are...
433
00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:26,115
Lip. I'm her, um... her brother.
434
00:21:32,214 --> 00:21:34,631
Sorry, don't have any record of a Xan.
435
00:21:34,633 --> 00:21:36,810
Oh, she, uh... She
has really crazy hair,
436
00:21:36,813 --> 00:21:38,333
she came in with a broken arm.
437
00:21:38,336 --> 00:21:40,129
We had a girl come in
earlier with a broken arm.
438
00:21:40,131 --> 00:21:41,682
Yeah?
439
00:21:41,685 --> 00:21:43,223
Let's see...
440
00:21:43,225 --> 00:21:45,559
- Alexandra Galvez?
- Yes, that's her.
441
00:21:45,561 --> 00:21:46,977
Have a seat. We'll be
with you in a minute.
442
00:21:46,979 --> 00:21:48,439
All right.
443
00:21:55,029 --> 00:21:56,669
Hi, I'm Frank Gallagher,
444
00:21:56,672 --> 00:21:58,631
and, uh, that's Mo White.
445
00:21:58,634 --> 00:22:00,615
- He's running for Congress.
- Hello.
446
00:22:00,618 --> 00:22:03,744
And what is your name, if
you don't mind my asking?
447
00:22:03,746 --> 00:22:05,954
Evelyn. Evelyn Thomas.
448
00:22:05,956 --> 00:22:07,456
Well, Evelyn,
449
00:22:07,458 --> 00:22:08,502
the reason we're here
450
00:22:08,505 --> 00:22:09,987
is that Mo is a
451
00:22:09,990 --> 00:22:11,918
proud South Sider, just like yourself.
452
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,588
He grew up two blocks
from here, over on Halsted,
453
00:22:14,590 --> 00:22:16,541
in what is now a crack den.
454
00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:18,135
Huh?
455
00:22:19,928 --> 00:22:21,511
And the point being, Evelyn,
456
00:22:21,513 --> 00:22:23,372
it's time for us to take pride
457
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:24,833
in the South Side,
458
00:22:24,836 --> 00:22:27,846
and that starts with
good people like you.
459
00:22:27,849 --> 00:22:30,268
Sir, I don't give a rat's
ass about the South Side.
460
00:22:30,271 --> 00:22:31,705
I don't even have a damn job.
461
00:22:32,941 --> 00:22:34,691
I don't either,
462
00:22:34,693 --> 00:22:37,893
which is why we need Mo White in office!
463
00:22:37,896 --> 00:22:39,870
- Right, Mo?
- That's right.
464
00:22:42,785 --> 00:22:44,604
Mo wants to bring the jobs
465
00:22:44,607 --> 00:22:46,693
back to the working
people in the South Side,
466
00:22:46,696 --> 00:22:50,127
the people whose parents and
grandparents built this city!
467
00:22:50,130 --> 00:22:53,293
Pride is what made the South Side safe
468
00:22:53,295 --> 00:22:55,002
and strong, and that all starts
469
00:22:55,005 --> 00:22:56,713
with one thing, which is what?
470
00:22:56,715 --> 00:22:57,760
A job.
471
00:22:57,763 --> 00:22:59,299
A job. Bingo.
472
00:22:59,302 --> 00:23:01,171
Would you mind if we
put a sign on your yard
473
00:23:01,174 --> 00:23:03,095
to show your support for Mo?
474
00:23:03,097 --> 00:23:05,036
Yeah, I guess that'd be okay. Sure.
475
00:23:05,039 --> 00:23:07,283
That's the South Side
pride I'm talking about.
476
00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:08,490
All right. South Side pride.
477
00:23:08,493 --> 00:23:09,721
- You bet.
- I like that.
478
00:23:09,724 --> 00:23:11,395
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.
479
00:23:11,397 --> 00:23:14,314
Oh, sorry. $10, please.
480
00:23:14,316 --> 00:23:15,708
What?
481
00:23:15,711 --> 00:23:19,026
Uh, any contribution
is gratefully welcome.
482
00:23:19,029 --> 00:23:20,821
Uh, we suggest 10.
483
00:23:20,823 --> 00:23:23,573
Uh, some people are doing $20.
484
00:23:24,993 --> 00:23:27,953
Thank you, Evelyn.
485
00:23:34,064 --> 00:23:35,471
No, I got it. I got it.
486
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,193
Are you awake?
487
00:24:05,617 --> 00:24:08,869
Sorry.
488
00:24:08,871 --> 00:24:10,370
Hey, um,
489
00:24:10,372 --> 00:24:13,536
have you achieved
enlightenment here before?
490
00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:14,877
I'm just... I'm not
491
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,543
really getting anything.
492
00:24:18,589 --> 00:24:20,315
Okay, uh, rough estimate,
493
00:24:20,318 --> 00:24:22,007
how long does it normally take?
494
00:24:22,009 --> 00:24:24,384
For Buddha, it took one night.
495
00:24:24,386 --> 00:24:25,719
Well, that's not that bad.
496
00:24:25,721 --> 00:24:28,555
After ages and lives of meditation.
497
00:24:28,557 --> 00:24:30,557
Right, okay.
498
00:24:30,559 --> 00:24:32,380
I don't have that kind of time.
499
00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:33,560
I'm sorry.
500
00:24:33,562 --> 00:24:35,228
Uh, namaste.
501
00:25:23,946 --> 00:25:25,699
Hey.
502
00:25:25,781 --> 00:25:27,614
Hey.
503
00:25:40,295 --> 00:25:42,465
Hey, you okay? What the
hell happened to you?
504
00:25:42,468 --> 00:25:43,797
Fell off the jungle gym.
505
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,507
Made it to the top, though.
506
00:25:45,509 --> 00:25:46,636
Good job.
507
00:25:46,639 --> 00:25:47,785
Does that hurt?
508
00:25:47,788 --> 00:25:49,121
- A little.
- Hi.
509
00:25:49,124 --> 00:25:50,754
- Are you the father?
- Ah, no.
510
00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:53,592
Uh, no, no, I'm the, uh, brother.
511
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:56,790
My dad's a drunk, and
my mom disappeared.
512
00:25:56,793 --> 00:25:58,979
Are you the guardian?
513
00:25:58,981 --> 00:26:00,856
No, not exactly.
514
00:26:00,858 --> 00:26:04,027
Okay, well, we'll get her
over to X-ray and set the arm.
515
00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,398
- Okay.
- And we can only release her
516
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,987
to a parent or legal
guardian. Okay, sweetie.
517
00:26:07,990 --> 00:26:09,616
Okay.
518
00:26:11,660 --> 00:26:13,004
Right back this way.
519
00:26:17,590 --> 00:26:19,496
Hey, V. Shot of Jaeger?
520
00:26:19,499 --> 00:26:21,082
Hey, Carl. No way.
521
00:26:21,085 --> 00:26:22,334
What, I can die for our country
522
00:26:22,337 --> 00:26:23,333
but can't get a simple liquor
523
00:26:23,335 --> 00:26:25,251
- till I'm 21?
- It's an incentive.
524
00:26:25,254 --> 00:26:27,019
You don't die, you get to drink.
525
00:26:27,022 --> 00:26:29,244
But you're not gonna stay
alive in the South Side for long
526
00:26:29,246 --> 00:26:30,981
if you keep carrying
that little poodle around.
527
00:26:30,983 --> 00:26:32,858
It's a Yorkie, and he has cancer.
528
00:26:32,861 --> 00:26:34,536
Probably only a few days left to live.
529
00:26:36,855 --> 00:26:40,032
- For the dog, not you.
- Thank you.
530
00:26:40,035 --> 00:26:41,980
Whatcha doing with a cancer dog, anyway?
531
00:26:41,982 --> 00:26:43,523
Community service. Need it to get into
532
00:26:43,525 --> 00:26:45,942
- West Point.
- You're going to West Point?
533
00:26:45,944 --> 00:26:47,993
Want to, but it'll
probably never happen.
534
00:26:47,996 --> 00:26:49,566
Went to Congressman Ubberman's office,
535
00:26:49,569 --> 00:26:50,824
see if he could recommend me,
536
00:26:50,827 --> 00:26:52,577
but I couldn't even get an appointment.
537
00:26:52,580 --> 00:26:54,751
Ubberman. He's a congressman?
538
00:26:54,754 --> 00:26:55,699
You know him?
539
00:26:55,702 --> 00:26:56,922
White guy? Red face?
540
00:26:56,925 --> 00:26:58,288
- Sweaty?
- Yeah.
541
00:26:58,290 --> 00:26:59,808
I'll be damned!
542
00:26:59,811 --> 00:27:03,877
Hey, babe, did you know
that Wubby's a congressman?
543
00:27:03,879 --> 00:27:05,337
Seriously?
544
00:27:05,339 --> 00:27:07,130
When I was a dominatrix,
545
00:27:07,132 --> 00:27:08,548
he was one of my regulars.
546
00:27:08,550 --> 00:27:09,836
Dude used to like me to whip him
547
00:27:09,839 --> 00:27:13,301
- and call him Wubby.
- And now he's a congressman.
548
00:27:13,304 --> 00:27:14,762
Do you still whip him?
549
00:27:14,765 --> 00:27:16,556
Ah, I retired years ago.
550
00:27:16,559 --> 00:27:19,099
Leather underwear is not
too good for my lady parts.
551
00:27:19,102 --> 00:27:21,668
Would you ever think about
coming out of retirement?
552
00:27:21,671 --> 00:27:23,118
- Never.
- Even if it meant giving
553
00:27:23,121 --> 00:27:24,587
an underprivileged South Side kid
554
00:27:24,590 --> 00:27:26,566
a chance at achieving his dream?
555
00:27:26,568 --> 00:27:28,785
S&M is not like riding a bike, Carl.
556
00:27:28,788 --> 00:27:30,830
You can't just strap
on a pair of stilettos,
557
00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:32,196
pop a ball gag in someone's mouth,
558
00:27:32,199 --> 00:27:33,433
and start to whipping them.
559
00:27:33,436 --> 00:27:35,222
That is not how you ride a bike.
560
00:27:35,225 --> 00:27:37,430
I mean, that's okay. Who's gonna let
561
00:27:37,433 --> 00:27:40,538
a poor South Side kid
become an officer, anyway?
562
00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:43,166
I'll just enlist, embrace the suck,
563
00:27:43,168 --> 00:27:46,252
retire an old, disabled, sad alcoholic.
564
00:27:46,254 --> 00:27:48,338
Maybe they'll let me
teach high school ROTC
565
00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:50,548
from my wheelchair if I'm lucky.
566
00:27:50,550 --> 00:27:52,691
Come on, Bootsie. I know you gotta eat.
567
00:28:17,953 --> 00:28:20,188
Hello. I'm afraid you just missed
568
00:28:20,191 --> 00:28:21,769
the Chabot morning service.
569
00:28:21,772 --> 00:28:23,540
Oh, actually, I was just, uh,
570
00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:24,999
looking for some answers.
571
00:28:25,002 --> 00:28:27,172
I'm the rabbi. What's the question?
572
00:28:27,175 --> 00:28:30,019
If a religion or a movement
573
00:28:30,022 --> 00:28:31,876
makes the world a better
place, does it matter
574
00:28:31,879 --> 00:28:33,130
if it goes in a different direction
575
00:28:33,132 --> 00:28:34,191
than originally intended?
576
00:28:34,201 --> 00:28:36,802
Well, you pretty much just
summed up every religion.
577
00:28:36,805 --> 00:28:39,806
A better question might
be "What is God's will?"
578
00:28:39,808 --> 00:28:41,768
That's exactly what I want to know.
579
00:28:41,771 --> 00:28:43,968
- Does God speak to you?
- I pray to God, yeah,
580
00:28:43,971 --> 00:28:45,061
but in the Jewish faith,
581
00:28:45,063 --> 00:28:47,021
we believe that the
five books of the Torah
582
00:28:47,023 --> 00:28:48,231
are the word of God.
583
00:28:48,233 --> 00:28:49,197
Kind of like the Bible.
584
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,950
Mm, just the first part.
585
00:28:50,953 --> 00:28:54,945
Yeah, I read it. So...
God did speak to someone?
586
00:28:54,948 --> 00:28:56,197
To Moses, and Moses...
587
00:28:56,199 --> 00:28:57,657
wrote it down.
588
00:28:57,659 --> 00:29:00,326
But he spoke to him, with words?
589
00:29:00,328 --> 00:29:03,079
Mm-hm, but only to Moses.
590
00:29:03,081 --> 00:29:05,038
No one else, ever?
591
00:29:05,041 --> 00:29:09,085
Not with words. He did
set a bush on fire once.
592
00:29:09,088 --> 00:29:11,880
What is it with religions
and setting things on fire?
593
00:29:27,856 --> 00:29:29,230
Hey.
594
00:29:29,232 --> 00:29:30,523
'Sup, nerd?
595
00:29:30,525 --> 00:29:32,233
Got a deal for you.
596
00:29:32,235 --> 00:29:33,979
- Vikes?
- What?
597
00:29:33,982 --> 00:29:36,140
No. See that girl over there?
598
00:29:38,408 --> 00:29:40,950
Cracker Girl? What about her?
599
00:29:40,952 --> 00:29:43,036
She wants to kill me,
600
00:29:43,038 --> 00:29:44,662
so what I was thinking
601
00:29:44,664 --> 00:29:46,331
what if I help you get better grades?
602
00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:48,708
Like, with homework and stuff?
603
00:29:48,710 --> 00:29:50,335
For free?
604
00:29:50,337 --> 00:29:53,147
No, for protection from Cracker Girl.
605
00:29:54,716 --> 00:29:57,175
I am failing the shit out of this class.
606
00:29:57,177 --> 00:30:00,186
Okay, deal.
607
00:30:00,189 --> 00:30:01,480
Name's Todd.
608
00:30:01,483 --> 00:30:03,263
Liam.
609
00:30:09,304 --> 00:30:10,396
Yes?
610
00:30:10,398 --> 00:30:12,785
Oh, wrong house. Sorry.
611
00:30:12,788 --> 00:30:14,818
Whoa, hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
612
00:30:14,820 --> 00:30:16,402
Uh,
613
00:30:16,404 --> 00:30:17,987
you a Wyman supporter?
614
00:30:17,989 --> 00:30:19,572
I am.
615
00:30:19,574 --> 00:30:21,886
Mo White. And you are?
616
00:30:21,889 --> 00:30:23,152
Dee Sanders.
617
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,745
Well, Dee, it is a pleasure to meet you.
618
00:30:25,747 --> 00:30:28,772
Look, I know Wyman is
an African-American,
619
00:30:28,775 --> 00:30:30,582
but is that why you're voting for her?
620
00:30:30,585 --> 00:30:32,460
Absolutely. I always do.
621
00:30:32,462 --> 00:30:35,672
And that is terrific, unless...
622
00:30:35,674 --> 00:30:37,966
you want your street repaved.
623
00:30:37,968 --> 00:30:40,051
Look at these potholes, Dee.
624
00:30:40,053 --> 00:30:42,095
Wyman's been in Congress for ten years.
625
00:30:42,097 --> 00:30:43,721
You still have potholes.
626
00:30:43,723 --> 00:30:47,100
We need to repair our infrastructure.
627
00:30:47,102 --> 00:30:50,230
The South Side was the
crown jewel of Chicago:
628
00:30:50,233 --> 00:30:52,249
Clean, safe parks where families
629
00:30:52,252 --> 00:30:55,440
and friends could picnic and unwind.
630
00:30:55,443 --> 00:30:58,304
We were a community. We
looked out for each other.
631
00:30:58,307 --> 00:31:00,947
We... we were a family.
632
00:31:00,949 --> 00:31:02,657
Now,
633
00:31:02,659 --> 00:31:04,784
it's a liquor store on every corner,
634
00:31:04,786 --> 00:31:06,578
graffiti on every sign.
635
00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:08,830
Yeah, it's just sad.
636
00:31:08,832 --> 00:31:11,090
My question to you is,
637
00:31:11,093 --> 00:31:12,876
will a Martin Luther King
638
00:31:12,878 --> 00:31:15,199
African Arts Center fix that?
639
00:31:15,202 --> 00:31:18,176
We could use that money
to repave your street,
640
00:31:18,179 --> 00:31:21,217
clean our parks, make the
South Side proud again,
641
00:31:21,219 --> 00:31:23,428
and that's why I'm
running for Congress, Dee.
642
00:31:23,430 --> 00:31:25,805
South Side pride.
643
00:31:25,807 --> 00:31:29,017
And I'd really
appreciate your vote, Dee.
644
00:31:29,019 --> 00:31:31,788
South Side pride.
645
00:31:31,791 --> 00:31:33,530
Help me make it happen.
646
00:31:43,408 --> 00:31:44,694
I'm Mo White.
647
00:31:44,697 --> 00:31:45,950
- I'm running for Congress.
- Mo White!
648
00:31:45,952 --> 00:31:48,905
- Mo White.
- Mo White. Mo White.
649
00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:51,343
We'd like to put a sign in your yard.
650
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,908
- I'm running for Congress.
- Mo White.
651
00:31:57,911 --> 00:32:00,839
Mo White. You're not gonna
find him on the ballot.
652
00:32:03,637 --> 00:32:05,261
Look what we've got for you.
653
00:32:06,569 --> 00:32:07,889
Ah.
654
00:32:07,891 --> 00:32:09,168
Want a hat, too?
655
00:32:20,429 --> 00:32:22,528
- That looks good.
- Yeah.
656
00:32:27,577 --> 00:32:30,703
Ugh, too sexy.
657
00:32:30,705 --> 00:32:32,116
That's nice.
658
00:32:32,119 --> 00:32:34,232
Ah, think it's too casual.
659
00:32:36,069 --> 00:32:38,378
God, that's boring. Is that even mine?
660
00:32:38,380 --> 00:32:40,171
Ugh!
661
00:32:41,963 --> 00:32:45,293
No. No.
662
00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:47,374
Fuck. What the hell do you wear
663
00:32:47,377 --> 00:32:50,449
to a 7:00 business
meeting at a hotel bar?
664
00:32:50,452 --> 00:32:52,546
- It's in a bar?
- Uh-huh.
665
00:32:52,549 --> 00:32:54,259
Where?
666
00:32:57,639 --> 00:32:59,207
Just gonna be you and Max,
667
00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:00,679
or will there be other people there?
668
00:33:00,682 --> 00:33:02,567
Yeah, it's me and Max
669
00:33:02,570 --> 00:33:04,597
at a bar, signing papers.
670
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,811
Super exciting.
671
00:33:05,814 --> 00:33:07,355
Can I tag along?
672
00:33:07,358 --> 00:33:08,907
No.
673
00:33:11,079 --> 00:33:13,496
It'll make me look weak if you're there.
674
00:33:13,498 --> 00:33:15,623
Like, "Hi, I'm just a stupid woman.
675
00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:20,212
I can't sign a document myself,
so I brought along some dude."
676
00:33:21,626 --> 00:33:23,526
- Some dude?
- You know what I mean.
677
00:33:23,529 --> 00:33:24,896
No, I don't know what you mean.
678
00:33:24,899 --> 00:33:27,316
I don't know what the fuck we are.
679
00:33:27,319 --> 00:33:30,448
So now you want a
relationship? What the fuck?
680
00:33:30,451 --> 00:33:33,339
I was asking you how you feel
about us... normal question.
681
00:33:33,342 --> 00:33:35,643
Why are we having this conversation now?
682
00:33:35,645 --> 00:33:36,896
Do you not trust me?
683
00:33:36,899 --> 00:33:38,812
I trust you. I just...
684
00:33:38,815 --> 00:33:41,983
I don't trust Whitford.
685
00:33:41,985 --> 00:33:43,475
So you're jealous?
686
00:33:43,478 --> 00:33:45,444
Yeah, I'm fucking jealous. Yeah.
687
00:33:45,447 --> 00:33:49,365
You happy?
688
00:33:49,367 --> 00:33:51,740
I'm doing a business deal with Max.
689
00:33:51,743 --> 00:33:54,300
We're going to communicate.
We're going to text.
690
00:33:54,303 --> 00:33:56,826
We're gonna have meetings.
691
00:33:56,829 --> 00:34:00,158
If that makes you jealous, I'm sorry.
692
00:34:00,161 --> 00:34:04,505
But it doesn't mean that
I'm gonna sleep with him.
693
00:34:04,507 --> 00:34:07,467
What it does mean
694
00:34:07,469 --> 00:34:09,969
is that I need new fucking clothes.
695
00:34:24,486 --> 00:34:25,568
Ugh.
696
00:34:25,570 --> 00:34:26,819
No way I'ma be able to get
697
00:34:26,821 --> 00:34:29,030
my post-baby feet in these.
698
00:34:30,909 --> 00:34:33,701
Whew! I should put
those in the dry cleaner.
699
00:34:37,874 --> 00:34:39,232
Hello, old friend.
700
00:34:49,389 --> 00:34:51,222
Sorry, dude. I got here
701
00:34:51,225 --> 00:34:53,179
as quick as I could. Is she all right?
702
00:34:53,181 --> 00:34:54,558
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got a broken arm,
703
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,925
but she's fine. Look, I
need you to be her dad.
704
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,351
What?
705
00:34:58,354 --> 00:35:00,601
They'll only release her
to a parent or a guardian,
706
00:35:00,604 --> 00:35:02,479
so I need you to pretend to be her dad.
707
00:35:02,482 --> 00:35:05,857
- Also, you're a drunk.
- I'm not doing that.
708
00:35:05,860 --> 00:35:07,484
Brad, come on, help me out here.
709
00:35:07,487 --> 00:35:09,533
So you want me to
impersonate her father?
710
00:35:09,536 --> 00:35:10,952
Yeah, and sign some paperwork,
711
00:35:10,955 --> 00:35:12,281
but I already filled out most of it.
712
00:35:12,283 --> 00:35:13,576
Well, why can't you do it?
713
00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:14,967
I'm not old enough to be her dad,
714
00:35:14,970 --> 00:35:17,035
and plus, I already told
them I was her brother.
715
00:35:17,038 --> 00:35:18,788
So I'm your father, too?
716
00:35:18,790 --> 00:35:20,654
Yeah. Father, stepfather, whatever.
717
00:35:20,657 --> 00:35:22,282
I'm not old enough to be your father!
718
00:35:22,285 --> 00:35:23,639
Yeah, but you look old.
719
00:35:23,642 --> 00:35:25,745
Dude, I'm married now.
720
00:35:25,748 --> 00:35:27,797
Okay, I just got my shit together.
721
00:35:27,799 --> 00:35:29,232
No way am I getting sucked
722
00:35:29,235 --> 00:35:31,310
into your weirdo Gallagher vortex.
723
00:35:31,313 --> 00:35:32,664
What the fuck? Brad, please.
724
00:35:32,667 --> 00:35:34,220
Look, if I don't get her out of here,
725
00:35:34,222 --> 00:35:35,847
they're gonna call DCFS.
726
00:35:35,849 --> 00:35:38,013
You can't just walk
into an emergency room
727
00:35:38,016 --> 00:35:40,893
- and pretend to be some kid's da...
- Shh!
728
00:35:40,895 --> 00:35:43,070
This is the universe telling you
729
00:35:43,073 --> 00:35:46,283
to do the right thing. What
if Xan was seriously hurt?
730
00:35:46,286 --> 00:35:48,700
You ever think about that?
You're not her parent.
731
00:35:48,703 --> 00:35:50,422
You wouldn't be able to help her.
732
00:35:50,425 --> 00:35:52,278
- Look, Brad...
- Sorry, dude.
733
00:35:52,281 --> 00:35:53,867
Brad.
734
00:35:57,036 --> 00:35:58,327
Was that the father?
735
00:35:58,329 --> 00:36:00,455
Yeah.
736
00:36:00,457 --> 00:36:02,248
There he goes.
737
00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:03,922
Mr. Reliable.
738
00:36:08,418 --> 00:36:10,251
God, this feels good!
739
00:36:10,254 --> 00:36:12,575
We're doing important work here, Frank!
740
00:36:12,578 --> 00:36:15,428
South Side loves you. We're doing great.
741
00:36:15,430 --> 00:36:17,302
And I love the South Side.
742
00:36:17,305 --> 00:36:19,427
You know, the least I could
do is help these people
743
00:36:19,430 --> 00:36:22,336
remember what our
neighborhood stands for, huh?
744
00:36:22,339 --> 00:36:24,591
Mo White is back!
745
00:36:24,594 --> 00:36:25,969
Oh! Oh.
746
00:36:25,972 --> 00:36:27,042
What happened?
747
00:36:27,045 --> 00:36:28,565
Uh, uh, nothing, nothing.
748
00:36:28,568 --> 00:36:29,817
You sure?
749
00:36:29,819 --> 00:36:31,777
Yeah, yeah. Everything's fine.
750
00:36:31,779 --> 00:36:32,945
Oh!
751
00:36:32,947 --> 00:36:36,016
Oh, geez. L-le-le-let's
go this way.
752
00:36:36,019 --> 00:36:38,950
What the hell is happening?
Are you all right?
753
00:36:38,953 --> 00:36:40,563
Never better. Never better.
754
00:36:40,566 --> 00:36:41,982
Are you in pain?
755
00:36:41,985 --> 00:36:44,367
Mo, I'm your campaign manager.
756
00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:45,646
If you've got a health condition,
757
00:36:45,648 --> 00:36:46,828
you gotta tell me about it.
758
00:36:46,831 --> 00:36:48,330
I don't have a health condition!
759
00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:50,125
I just have to watch where I walk.
760
00:36:50,128 --> 00:36:52,695
That's all. Hey, is... is, uh,
761
00:36:52,698 --> 00:36:54,758
is there a school nearby?
762
00:36:54,761 --> 00:36:56,641
Why?
763
00:36:59,307 --> 00:37:01,474
Ankle bracelet. Whenever I get
764
00:37:01,477 --> 00:37:03,047
within 100 yards of a school,
765
00:37:03,050 --> 00:37:05,185
- I get this little shock.
- What?
766
00:37:05,188 --> 00:37:07,070
Why do you wear an ankle bracelet
767
00:37:07,073 --> 00:37:09,099
that shocks you when
you get near a school?
768
00:37:09,102 --> 00:37:11,086
It was years ago. She told me
769
00:37:11,089 --> 00:37:12,783
she was 18, but...
770
00:37:12,786 --> 00:37:15,224
But? But what, Mo?
771
00:37:15,227 --> 00:37:17,365
- She wasn't.
- What?
772
00:37:17,367 --> 00:37:18,536
Look, we were in love.
773
00:37:18,539 --> 00:37:20,153
We were together for five years.
774
00:37:20,156 --> 00:37:21,656
She left me!
775
00:37:21,659 --> 00:37:23,075
On her 20th birthday.
776
00:37:23,078 --> 00:37:25,388
Oh, so she was 15.
777
00:37:25,391 --> 00:37:27,583
Frank, will you calm down?
778
00:37:27,585 --> 00:37:29,335
I paid my dues.
779
00:37:29,337 --> 00:37:30,678
Well, then why do you have to wear
780
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,872
a fucking ankle bracelet?
781
00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:34,966
It's only for another
six months, until...
782
00:37:34,968 --> 00:37:37,211
Until I'm off parole.
783
00:37:37,214 --> 00:37:38,875
Huh? Frank, listen.
784
00:37:38,878 --> 00:37:41,087
Don't give up on me.
785
00:37:41,090 --> 00:37:43,091
These people... huh?
786
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:45,726
They need me.
787
00:38:05,623 --> 00:38:07,665
Hi. My name is Tyrell.
788
00:38:20,508 --> 00:38:22,221
What the hell is this?
789
00:38:22,223 --> 00:38:24,223
This is a consent form.
790
00:38:24,225 --> 00:38:27,518
From now on, any woman
you want to harass
791
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,895
has to give her written consent
792
00:38:29,897 --> 00:38:31,772
before you're allowed to bother her.
793
00:38:31,774 --> 00:38:34,025
No woman's gonna sign
this unless she's hammered.
794
00:38:34,027 --> 00:38:35,985
She has to be sober.
795
00:38:35,987 --> 00:38:38,321
I'm never, ever getting laid again.
796
00:38:38,323 --> 00:38:41,073
Did you ever think you were?
797
00:38:41,075 --> 00:38:43,391
Also, The Alibi will
no longer be serving
798
00:38:43,394 --> 00:38:45,952
any drink called Sex on the Beach.
799
00:38:45,955 --> 00:38:48,430
It will only be known as "The Beach."
800
00:38:48,433 --> 00:38:50,915
What is this, Acapulco?
Nobody drinks those.
801
00:38:50,918 --> 00:38:52,126
Women do.
802
00:38:52,128 --> 00:38:53,727
TV-wise, while we'll still be showing
803
00:38:53,730 --> 00:38:56,231
the White Sox games,
we're gonna be introducing
804
00:38:56,234 --> 00:38:58,716
some alternative
programming for the ladies.
805
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:00,760
- Like what?
- Cooking shows?
806
00:39:00,762 --> 00:39:01,844
Ellen?
807
00:39:01,846 --> 00:39:03,387
This is Us.
808
00:39:03,389 --> 00:39:05,640
Let's not get carried away, Kermit.
809
00:39:05,642 --> 00:39:06,810
What?
810
00:39:21,541 --> 00:39:24,208
Got it on eBay for $21.
811
00:39:24,211 --> 00:39:26,285
Really?
812
00:39:26,287 --> 00:39:27,662
No. That thing's, like,
813
00:39:27,664 --> 00:39:29,372
300 years old.
814
00:39:29,374 --> 00:39:32,041
You thinking about converting?
815
00:39:32,043 --> 00:39:33,383
What?
816
00:39:33,386 --> 00:39:34,793
You're wearing a yarmulke.
817
00:39:34,796 --> 00:39:37,414
Ah, uh, y... no.
818
00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:40,215
Just, uh, looking around.
819
00:39:40,218 --> 00:39:42,968
Well, let me know if you
see anything you like.
820
00:39:44,972 --> 00:39:47,264
Wait.
821
00:39:47,266 --> 00:39:49,859
Do you know what God
wants us to do next?
822
00:39:49,862 --> 00:39:52,061
- I have a pretty good idea.
- You do?
823
00:39:52,063 --> 00:39:53,270
How? Did God talk to you?
824
00:39:53,273 --> 00:39:55,773
No.
825
00:39:55,775 --> 00:39:57,316
Someone's gotta have answers.
826
00:39:57,318 --> 00:39:59,318
It's called the Bible. Read it.
827
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,530
This stuff's been
figured out since day one.
828
00:40:02,532 --> 00:40:03,906
Day 39. Whatever.
829
00:40:03,908 --> 00:40:05,950
Whenever Eve ate that apple.
830
00:40:05,952 --> 00:40:07,785
You really believe there was an Eve?
831
00:40:07,787 --> 00:40:08,930
Don't overthink it.
832
00:40:08,933 --> 00:40:10,864
You want to know what
God wants you to do?
833
00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:12,867
Start with the Ten Commandments.
834
00:40:12,870 --> 00:40:14,709
They're commandments.
835
00:40:20,508 --> 00:40:21,590
Okay.
836
00:40:22,964 --> 00:40:26,114
Greetings, Mo White
supporters. Hey, Kev,
837
00:40:26,117 --> 00:40:29,325
couple of cold ones for
your future congressman
838
00:40:29,328 --> 00:40:31,906
and his loyal campaign manager.
839
00:40:31,909 --> 00:40:34,659
And two whiskey chasers, please.
840
00:40:34,662 --> 00:40:38,255
Gentlemen, if I could have
your attention, please.
841
00:40:38,258 --> 00:40:39,966
The fact that you might want me
842
00:40:39,969 --> 00:40:41,898
- as your congressman again...
- Kev!
843
00:40:41,901 --> 00:40:43,702
That means a lot.
844
00:40:43,705 --> 00:40:47,536
I would like to clear my existing tab,
845
00:40:47,539 --> 00:40:50,661
and here's a hundie for the next one.
846
00:40:50,663 --> 00:40:51,974
Thank you, my good man.
847
00:40:51,977 --> 00:40:53,706
Thank you, Frank.
848
00:40:53,708 --> 00:40:56,070
And nobody understands the
people of the South Side
849
00:40:56,073 --> 00:40:58,227
- better than Mo White.
- That's right.
850
00:40:58,230 --> 00:40:59,903
- You want better jobs!
- Yeah.
851
00:40:59,906 --> 00:41:01,708
- You want safer streets.
- Yeah.
852
00:41:01,711 --> 00:41:03,500
You want more affordable housing.
853
00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:04,919
- Yeah.
- Well, then,
854
00:41:04,922 --> 00:41:08,048
I humbly, humbly, ask for your vote.
855
00:41:08,051 --> 00:41:09,023
Cheers.
856
00:41:09,026 --> 00:41:10,558
Another round!
857
00:41:14,437 --> 00:41:16,192
And, uh, you are?
858
00:41:16,195 --> 00:41:19,440
If I could just have
you sign this right here.
859
00:41:19,442 --> 00:41:21,567
Thank you.
860
00:41:21,569 --> 00:41:23,569
Consent form.
861
00:41:23,571 --> 00:41:25,613
Here we go. For the thousandth time,
862
00:41:25,615 --> 00:41:27,239
there was no way I could know
863
00:41:27,241 --> 00:41:29,216
that girl was only 15.
864
00:41:29,219 --> 00:41:30,367
What?
865
00:41:30,369 --> 00:41:32,077
And my relationship with Heather
866
00:41:32,079 --> 00:41:33,731
is long behind me now.
867
00:41:33,734 --> 00:41:35,915
And did you know that in China,
868
00:41:35,917 --> 00:41:38,270
the age of consent is 13?
869
00:41:38,273 --> 00:41:40,461
And that is a country on the rise.
870
00:41:40,463 --> 00:41:41,862
Shit. Okay, thank you, Mo.
871
00:41:41,865 --> 00:41:43,042
Thank you. Thank you so much.
872
00:41:43,045 --> 00:41:45,695
All right. We will see you at the polls.
873
00:41:45,698 --> 00:41:48,260
I remember this dude! They hiked
874
00:41:48,263 --> 00:41:50,109
the Appalachian Trail
together. Said he was
875
00:41:50,112 --> 00:41:51,752
helping her get a merit badge.
876
00:41:51,755 --> 00:41:54,127
Mo left Congress to
care for his dying wife.
877
00:41:54,130 --> 00:41:56,468
Mo left Congress to bang a 15-year-old.
878
00:41:56,471 --> 00:41:58,984
She said she was 18, and
you should've seen her.
879
00:41:58,987 --> 00:42:02,057
Look at this, you tell me
this girl looks 15, huh?
880
00:42:02,060 --> 00:42:04,332
Jesus! She looks like she's ten.
881
00:42:04,342 --> 00:42:05,523
12, maybe.
882
00:42:05,526 --> 00:42:07,593
Okay, okay. Did Mo make a mistake?
883
00:42:07,596 --> 00:42:09,240
Yes, he did.
884
00:42:09,242 --> 00:42:10,940
But he regrets it,
885
00:42:10,943 --> 00:42:13,619
and what's more
important, he paid for it.
886
00:42:13,621 --> 00:42:15,621
He went to jail.
887
00:42:15,623 --> 00:42:19,484
He's been rehabilitated.
The system works.
888
00:42:19,487 --> 00:42:21,995
I think what we all
have to keep in mind here
889
00:42:21,998 --> 00:42:24,957
is that Mo's a great congressman,
890
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,300
and before that, he was
the best football coach
891
00:42:28,302 --> 00:42:30,354
that Robert E. Lee High ever had,
892
00:42:30,357 --> 00:42:32,796
and do you know what's
even more American
893
00:42:32,799 --> 00:42:34,306
than football?
894
00:42:34,308 --> 00:42:36,112
Second chances.
895
00:42:36,115 --> 00:42:39,343
Hell, this whole country
was built on second chances.
896
00:42:39,346 --> 00:42:41,320
O. J. got one.
897
00:42:41,323 --> 00:42:43,057
He blew it, but he got one.
898
00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:45,688
Teddy Kennedy, the man you
don't want behind the wheel
899
00:42:45,691 --> 00:42:47,838
if you need a ride to the
other end of the bridge?
900
00:42:47,841 --> 00:42:49,901
Reelected seven times.
901
00:42:49,904 --> 00:42:52,490
And admit it, we're
all pulling for Tiger
902
00:42:52,493 --> 00:42:55,034
every time he walks on the course.
903
00:42:55,037 --> 00:42:57,788
My point is, we all make mistakes.
904
00:42:57,791 --> 00:43:00,265
Don't we all want a second chance?
905
00:43:00,268 --> 00:43:03,251
Man, I know I do.
906
00:43:03,254 --> 00:43:04,879
And for the South Side,
907
00:43:04,881 --> 00:43:09,758
Mo White is that second chance.
908
00:43:11,721 --> 00:43:13,596
You got my vote, Mo.
909
00:43:13,598 --> 00:43:14,847
Mo White.
910
00:43:14,849 --> 00:43:16,143
- Mo White!
- Mo White!
911
00:43:16,146 --> 00:43:18,573
Mo White! Mo White!
912
00:43:18,644 --> 00:43:20,760
Mo White! Mo White!
913
00:43:20,813 --> 00:43:22,893
Mo White! Mo White!
914
00:43:22,982 --> 00:43:24,440
Mo White! Mo White!
915
00:43:24,442 --> 00:43:26,108
Another round! Let's go!
916
00:43:30,156 --> 00:43:32,531
Oh, yeah!
917
00:43:32,533 --> 00:43:34,617
I'm sorry to bother
you, Mr. Congressman,
918
00:43:34,619 --> 00:43:35,951
but there's a, uh...
919
00:43:35,953 --> 00:43:38,831
- Lenora.
- Lenora here to see you.
920
00:43:38,834 --> 00:43:40,383
She says she has an appointment,
921
00:43:40,386 --> 00:43:42,815
but I don't have it on the calendar.
922
00:43:47,548 --> 00:43:49,673
Congressman Ubberman will see you now.
923
00:43:49,675 --> 00:43:51,427
Thank you so much.
924
00:44:06,768 --> 00:44:08,198
Hi, I'm Denise.
925
00:44:08,201 --> 00:44:09,567
Are you Alexandra's guardian?
926
00:44:09,570 --> 00:44:10,856
- Um, yeah.
- Great.
927
00:44:10,859 --> 00:44:12,071
Can I have your driver's license
928
00:44:12,073 --> 00:44:13,807
and insurance card, please?
929
00:44:13,810 --> 00:44:16,227
Um...
930
00:44:16,230 --> 00:44:18,292
look, Denise, uh,
931
00:44:18,295 --> 00:44:20,870
technically, I'm not her legal guardian.
932
00:44:20,873 --> 00:44:22,221
All right? But I'm...
933
00:44:22,224 --> 00:44:24,582
I'm looking out for her
until her mother gets back.
934
00:44:24,585 --> 00:44:28,253
But you don't know when that's gonna be?
935
00:44:28,255 --> 00:44:30,130
No.
936
00:44:30,132 --> 00:44:32,800
You know where she is, though?
937
00:44:32,802 --> 00:44:34,635
No.
938
00:44:34,637 --> 00:44:37,763
Okay, I'm a social worker
here at the hospital.
939
00:44:37,765 --> 00:44:39,932
They sent me down here
because they have concerns
940
00:44:39,935 --> 00:44:41,624
about Alexandra's household.
941
00:44:41,627 --> 00:44:43,182
What does that mean?
942
00:44:43,185 --> 00:44:45,687
You say you're her brother,
and then you're her guardian.
943
00:44:45,690 --> 00:44:47,685
A man shows up and then
leaves, and now you say
944
00:44:47,688 --> 00:44:49,271
you're taking care of her
until her mother comes back,
945
00:44:49,273 --> 00:44:50,766
but she said her
mother's not coming back.
946
00:44:50,768 --> 00:44:52,588
Okay, I understand that that sounds...
947
00:44:52,591 --> 00:44:55,924
We will sort all this
out when DCFS gets here.
948
00:44:57,618 --> 00:44:58,911
Right.
949
00:45:20,294 --> 00:45:22,906
You ready?
950
00:45:22,909 --> 00:45:26,478
Wubby missed you so much.
951
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,397
It's been a while.
952
00:45:28,399 --> 00:45:30,502
- What made you...
- No talking!
953
00:45:30,505 --> 00:45:31,734
Harder.
954
00:45:31,736 --> 00:45:33,085
What did I just say?
955
00:45:33,088 --> 00:45:34,976
- Harder!
- You want harder?
956
00:45:34,979 --> 00:45:37,523
Oh, my God!
957
00:45:40,185 --> 00:45:41,810
There's a kid...
958
00:45:41,813 --> 00:45:44,752
I want you to recommend to West Point.
959
00:45:44,755 --> 00:45:46,914
Oh!
960
00:45:46,917 --> 00:45:48,917
Good kid. Big heart.
961
00:45:48,919 --> 00:45:50,218
Born to serve.
962
00:45:50,221 --> 00:45:52,004
Ow!
963
00:45:53,591 --> 00:45:56,932
I already recommended someone!
964
00:45:56,935 --> 00:46:00,501
- Oh!
- Bitch, I'm not asking.
965
00:46:00,504 --> 00:46:02,296
What's his name?
966
00:46:02,299 --> 00:46:04,781
Carl Gallagher.
967
00:46:04,784 --> 00:46:06,435
Ah!
968
00:46:08,355 --> 00:46:10,914
Maybe... maybe I could, uh,
969
00:46:10,917 --> 00:46:12,937
un-recommend the other kid.
970
00:46:12,940 --> 00:46:13,956
Maybe?
971
00:46:13,959 --> 00:46:14,960
Oh!
972
00:46:14,963 --> 00:46:16,320
Yes!
973
00:46:16,322 --> 00:46:18,739
Yes! Yes!
974
00:46:18,741 --> 00:46:21,992
Yes! Yes!
975
00:46:21,994 --> 00:46:23,120
Yes!
976
00:47:23,347 --> 00:47:25,305
Hey, Xan, Xan, Xan.
977
00:47:25,307 --> 00:47:27,141
Come on with me, all right?
978
00:47:30,229 --> 00:47:31,603
Code blue. Code blue.
979
00:47:51,417 --> 00:47:52,958
Hey.
980
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,179
Oh, damn, girl! What
you all dressed up for?
981
00:47:56,182 --> 00:47:57,629
I could ask you the same thing.
982
00:47:57,631 --> 00:47:58,971
A story for another time.
983
00:47:58,974 --> 00:48:00,382
I gotta look professional.
984
00:48:00,384 --> 00:48:01,417
I got a meeting.
985
00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:03,171
Oh, well, you look good.
986
00:48:03,174 --> 00:48:04,803
Thank you. It's H&M.
987
00:48:04,805 --> 00:48:06,597
Gonna return the shit tomorrow.
988
00:48:06,599 --> 00:48:08,502
Meeting with a man or a woman?
989
00:48:08,505 --> 00:48:09,937
Does it matter? I'd wear exactly
990
00:48:09,940 --> 00:48:11,784
the same thing, regardless.
991
00:48:11,787 --> 00:48:13,020
So a man.
992
00:48:13,022 --> 00:48:15,565
Look, I need this deal to happen, okay?
993
00:48:15,568 --> 00:48:17,359
If I look good, can't hurt.
994
00:48:17,362 --> 00:48:18,719
It's called dress for success.
995
00:48:18,721 --> 00:48:19,902
Preaching to the choir.
996
00:48:19,904 --> 00:48:22,664
So, are there gonna be
drinks at this meeting?
997
00:48:22,667 --> 00:48:25,401
No, no, we're just
gonna sign some papers.
998
00:48:25,404 --> 00:48:27,831
Uh, might have a little
champagne to celebrate.
999
00:48:27,834 --> 00:48:29,410
Oh, nice. Where?
1000
00:48:29,413 --> 00:48:32,497
At a hotel downtown.
1001
00:48:32,499 --> 00:48:34,875
Ford cool with that?
1002
00:48:36,140 --> 00:48:37,890
Fucking Ford.
1003
00:48:37,893 --> 00:48:39,838
He's acting weird.
1004
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,798
Like, jealous.
1005
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,342
Mm. Wonder why.
1006
00:48:43,344 --> 00:48:44,676
Mm, it's not like that.
1007
00:48:44,678 --> 00:48:46,428
Then what's wrong?
1008
00:48:46,430 --> 00:48:48,609
Why is he bringing this
up now? I mean, suddenly,
1009
00:48:48,612 --> 00:48:49,806
he wants to be in a relationship
1010
00:48:49,808 --> 00:48:51,784
'cause I got a meeting with a guy?
1011
00:48:51,787 --> 00:48:54,114
Is the guy hot?
1012
00:48:54,117 --> 00:48:55,520
Yeah, he's hot as fuck.
1013
00:48:55,522 --> 00:48:57,156
Yeah, but the...
1014
00:48:57,159 --> 00:48:58,607
Why is it all on me?
1015
00:48:58,609 --> 00:49:00,525
Why can't Ford and I just hang out?
1016
00:49:00,527 --> 00:49:02,861
Why does it have to turn
to some official thing?
1017
00:49:02,864 --> 00:49:04,582
Because when it's not an official thing,
1018
00:49:04,585 --> 00:49:06,126
people get hurt.
1019
00:49:06,129 --> 00:49:08,241
- Hey, what's up, Fiona?
- Hi, Kev.
1020
00:49:08,244 --> 00:49:10,035
When people leave their options open,
1021
00:49:10,037 --> 00:49:11,276
you can't trust each other.
1022
00:49:11,279 --> 00:49:13,788
When I started dating Kev,
I was like, "You're my man,
1023
00:49:13,791 --> 00:49:15,537
"I'm your girl, and if
you're not happy with that,
1024
00:49:15,539 --> 00:49:16,984
I'll kill you in your sleep."
1025
00:49:16,987 --> 00:49:18,709
It's true.
1026
00:49:18,712 --> 00:49:20,212
What's that?
1027
00:49:20,214 --> 00:49:23,682
I'm trying to make a logo
or a symbol or something
1028
00:49:23,685 --> 00:49:25,004
so I can put it in the window
1029
00:49:25,007 --> 00:49:27,015
so women know that they're safe here.
1030
00:49:27,018 --> 00:49:28,698
- Hey, Kev.
- They're not.
1031
00:49:28,701 --> 00:49:31,144
I know. That's why I'm
doing a symbol, or a logo.
1032
00:49:31,147 --> 00:49:32,726
I need a quick beer and a bump.
1033
00:49:32,729 --> 00:49:36,019
This might be the hardest
I have ever worked.
1034
00:49:36,022 --> 00:49:38,249
Where's your candidate? Kissing babies?
1035
00:49:38,252 --> 00:49:40,274
I hope he's just kissing.
1036
00:49:40,276 --> 00:49:41,900
Disgusting pedophile.
1037
00:49:41,902 --> 00:49:43,971
Which is why there's no way in hell
1038
00:49:43,974 --> 00:49:46,904
he's ever gonna win. I
just need him to shut up,
1039
00:49:46,907 --> 00:49:48,615
or else people are
gonna stop contributing
1040
00:49:48,617 --> 00:49:49,778
to the campaign.
1041
00:49:49,781 --> 00:49:52,285
You are unbelievable.
1042
00:49:52,288 --> 00:49:54,913
You know me, daughter of my dreams.
1043
00:49:54,915 --> 00:49:57,088
I never stop thinking about tomorrow.
1044
00:49:58,127 --> 00:49:59,515
Kev.
1045
00:49:59,518 --> 00:50:02,254
Can I get a bump of Jamie, please?
1046
00:50:02,256 --> 00:50:05,287
Hey, wasn't that Bill
Clinton's campaign song?
1047
00:50:05,290 --> 00:50:08,593
"Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow"?
1048
00:50:08,595 --> 00:50:11,471
That's what we need.
1049
00:50:11,473 --> 00:50:13,515
A campaign song.
1050
00:50:13,517 --> 00:50:15,144
Well...
1051
00:50:18,147 --> 00:50:19,604
Ugh!
1052
00:50:19,606 --> 00:50:22,107
Democracy never sleeps.
1053
00:50:22,109 --> 00:50:24,142
Unless it's with a 15-year-old.
1054
00:50:28,741 --> 00:50:31,074
Hi.
1055
00:50:31,076 --> 00:50:32,451
Hey.
1056
00:50:32,453 --> 00:50:34,876
Not even gonna ask.
1057
00:50:36,954 --> 00:50:39,298
Totally forgot I was wearing it.
1058
00:50:41,295 --> 00:50:43,837
How did you know for sure you were gay?
1059
00:50:43,839 --> 00:50:46,131
'Cause I was having sex with a man.
1060
00:50:46,133 --> 00:50:47,279
Why?
1061
00:50:47,282 --> 00:50:49,134
I don't know.
1062
00:50:49,136 --> 00:50:51,011
I think I might be gay.
1063
00:50:51,013 --> 00:50:52,428
You're not gay.
1064
00:50:52,431 --> 00:50:53,853
How do you know?
1065
00:50:53,856 --> 00:50:55,522
Where is this coming
from? Is this 'cause
1066
00:50:55,525 --> 00:50:57,868
- you're a welder now?
- No.
1067
00:50:57,871 --> 00:50:59,746
I don't know. I...
1068
00:50:59,749 --> 00:51:00,881
I've just been feeling ways
1069
00:51:00,884 --> 00:51:02,506
that I've never felt before.
1070
00:51:02,509 --> 00:51:04,649
Have you had sex with another woman?
1071
00:51:04,651 --> 00:51:06,318
Yeah. I did, once.
1072
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:07,778
It was a long time ago, but I
1073
00:51:07,780 --> 00:51:09,154
let a woman I was babysitting for
1074
00:51:09,156 --> 00:51:11,239
go down on me.
1075
00:51:11,241 --> 00:51:12,532
Really?
1076
00:51:12,534 --> 00:51:13,992
Yeah. Got a great tip.
1077
00:51:13,994 --> 00:51:17,662
- Did you return the favor?
- No.
1078
00:51:17,664 --> 00:51:20,165
Yeah, you're not gay.
You're a pillow princess.
1079
00:51:20,167 --> 00:51:21,962
Have you been with a girl since?
1080
00:51:21,965 --> 00:51:23,387
Yep. I just made out with one
1081
00:51:23,390 --> 00:51:24,264
in the bathroom.
1082
00:51:24,267 --> 00:51:25,837
Okay, well, that's a start.
1083
00:51:25,839 --> 00:51:27,303
What kind of porn do you like?
1084
00:51:27,306 --> 00:51:28,404
I don't watch porn.
1085
00:51:28,407 --> 00:51:32,761
Bullshit. Everyone watches porn.
1086
00:51:32,763 --> 00:51:34,846
- I'm at least bisexual.
- No.
1087
00:51:34,848 --> 00:51:36,473
You're not.
1088
00:51:36,475 --> 00:51:38,904
Why do you keep telling me what I'm not?
1089
00:51:38,907 --> 00:51:43,897
I thought Gay Jesus was all
about love and acceptance.
1090
00:51:43,899 --> 00:51:45,857
Sorry.
1091
00:51:45,859 --> 00:51:48,402
Yeah, I don't know what
we're about anymore.
1092
00:51:48,404 --> 00:51:50,525
The whole Gay Jesus thing
1093
00:51:50,528 --> 00:51:52,239
has gotten completely out of hand.
1094
00:51:52,241 --> 00:51:55,951
I mean, people are doing crazy shit.
1095
00:51:55,953 --> 00:51:58,329
Apparently, now I'm the gay Che.
1096
00:51:58,332 --> 00:52:00,270
Lately, I'm just feeling like...
1097
00:52:00,273 --> 00:52:01,772
Hey, news flash:
1098
00:52:01,775 --> 00:52:04,251
you're not Jesus, and
you're not gay Che.
1099
00:52:04,253 --> 00:52:06,662
You're a bipolar Gallagher
who doesn't take his meds.
1100
00:52:06,665 --> 00:52:08,505
So why don't you stop
trying to save the world
1101
00:52:08,507 --> 00:52:10,674
and save yourself?
1102
00:52:10,676 --> 00:52:12,384
I don't know what I am anymore.
1103
00:52:12,386 --> 00:52:14,469
At least you know you're gay.
1104
00:52:14,471 --> 00:52:15,751
Yeah.
1105
00:52:21,728 --> 00:52:23,248
Lenora...
1106
00:52:23,251 --> 00:52:26,523
obviously thinks very highly of you.
1107
00:52:26,525 --> 00:52:28,400
Yes, sir.
1108
00:52:28,402 --> 00:52:30,279
So...
1109
00:52:35,325 --> 00:52:37,993
I know of no finer candidate
1110
00:52:37,995 --> 00:52:40,948
for admittance to West Point
1111
00:52:40,951 --> 00:52:44,135
than Carl... Gallagher.
1112
00:52:47,035 --> 00:52:49,204
Damn right, you don't.
1113
00:54:07,459 --> 00:54:10,210
It's a pretty fucking good apology.
1114
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:16,782
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1115
00:54:17,305 --> 00:54:23,658
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