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- ADULT SHELDON: In any ecosystem,
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you'll find a delicate balance
between predator and prey.
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Some well-known predators
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include Panthera leo,
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Ursus arctos,
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and star of the
1987 film Predator,
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Predator.
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Now, examples of prey
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include Oryctolagus cuniculus,
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Gallus gallus domesticus,
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and weighing in at 58 pounds
soaking wet,
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Diminutive homo novus...
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curiously, a close relative
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of Gallus gallus domesticus.
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♪ Two, three, four ♪
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("Fix Me" by Black Flag plays)
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(kids shouting)
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♪ Fix me, fix my head ♪
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♪ Fix me please,
I don't want to be dead... ♪
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LUIS:
Cooper.
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Your stop.
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Would you mind dropping me off
closer to my house?
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You know I'm not allowed
to do that.
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What if I did your taxes?
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Sorry, kiddo.
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I could've gotten you
a nice refund.
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ADULT SHELDON:
The perilous journey
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from the bus stop
to my front door
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was 97.5 meters.
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FYI, insisting on using
the metric system
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in East Texas is another reason
I was hunted by predators.
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♪♪
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(panting)
Homo novus needs a Yoo-hoo.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Jiu-jitsu?
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I've decided
to learn self-defense.
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- Why?
- I'm quite small,
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and will be for several years,
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maybe even more
if I'm a late bloomer.
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Your dad's big,
maybe you'll take after him.
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We both like my mom.
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I think that's where
the similarities end.
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You know, one of
the books mentioned
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a Vietnamese martial art.
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Vovinam. I'm a blue belt.
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- Wow.
- Don't be impressed.
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It's what you get when
your mom buys the uniform.
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Do you remember any of it?
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I don't even know
where the belt is.
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The book says jiu-jitsu
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is based on using
your attacker's
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momentum against them.
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It's just physics. Come at me.
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Like, run at you?
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Well, I'm new to this,
so maybe just walk quickly.
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And what happens
when I get to you?
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I'll use your inertia
to take you down.
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Okay.
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♪ Hit it ♪
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♪ It takes two
to make a thing go right ♪
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(grunting)
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And when does inertia
take me down?
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(straining): Any second.
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♪ I got an idea
that I wanna share ♪
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♪ You don't like it,
so what? I don't care... ♪
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I don't understand.
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I'm using physics.
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(grunting)
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♪ All of my followers 'cause
all I want is respect... ♪
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This leg lock is called
an Outside Ashi Garami.
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What happens next?
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That depends,
is this your foot or mine?
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♪ It takes two
to make it outta sight. ♪
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♪♪
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LUIS:
Cooper. Your stop.
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(panting)
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Ahh.
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I bowled a new high
score last night.
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Nice.
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- I got two turkeys.
- What's a turkey?
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It's three strikes
in a row.
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Why do they call it a turkey?
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Well, when they first
invented bowling,
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they used to just throw
frozen turkeys at the pins.
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Eventually,
they switched to balls
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to cut down on the smell.
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Why you lying to her?
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I find it keeps
my mind sharp. (chuckles)
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Sheldon, breakfast!
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SHELDON:
Be right there!
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MARY:
Sheldon!
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Coming!
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(rustling)
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Hello.
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MARY: Shelly,
you all right?
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Yes.
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I must be a little sore
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from doing jiu-jitsu
with Tam yesterday.
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Why were you doing jiu-jitsu?
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We're boys.
Roughhousing is what we do.
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(popping)
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- What was that?
- What was what?
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That sound.
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- What sound?
- (popping)
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What's all this?
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An extra layer
of protection.
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Protection from what?
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Sweetie, is someone
bothering you?
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- Yes.
- Who is it?
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I'd rather not talk about it.
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No, I want a name
right now.
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Mary.
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Have you been hurting him?
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Only with my words.
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Tell me who
it is, Shelly.
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Mary, slow down.
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Don't tell me
to slow down.
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- Someone is bullying him.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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Sheldon, you can't go to school
wearing all that.
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Go to your room and take it off.
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Yes, sir.
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(rustling, popping)
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You go with him.
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But my cereal's gonna get soggy.
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- Go.
- (sighs)
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I'd like one nice morning.
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Why aren't you
more upset about this?
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I am. I just think we should
proceed with caution.
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- Someone is hurting our son.
- I understand.
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But handling bullies
is tricky. It...
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It's easy to
make things worse.
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And what makes you the expert?
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Honey, I was a bully.
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MEEMAW:
He's right.
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You get involved in this
in the wrong way,
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and they'll take it out
on Sheldon.
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Well, I'm sorry,
but I can't just stand by.
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Georgie, I need to talk
to you, and wake up,
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you're gonna be late.
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Got it covered.
I slept in my clothes.
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Oh, Lord. Look, somebody has
been picking on your brother.
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You know anything
about it?
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No.
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You better not be
covering for anybody.
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I'm not. Most kids
at school ignore him,
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and the girls
all think he's cute.
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It's kind of annoying.
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Well, I need you
to look after him.
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Why?
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Because I'm your mother,
and I'm asking you nicely.
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What if I don't want to?
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I don't care, you're doing it.
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How was that nice?
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So there I was flying
above the city,
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but when I woke up,
I couldn't fly.
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That's like the dream you had
where you were dating Madonna,
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but when you woke up,
you weren't.
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Exactly.
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You ever have the ones where
your teeth are falling out?
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Better my teeth
than my hair, but...
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- Sheldon?
- Over here.
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- What are you doing?
- Hiding.
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From who?
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Is Billy the one
giving you trouble?
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No.
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His dad?
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No.
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No...
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She's a demon.
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The little Sparks girl?
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You're kidding.
She seems so sweet.
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He says she slaps him around,
takes his lunch money.
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She even put a tadpole
down his shirt.
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Poor kid,
he tucks in those shirts.
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- She looks harmless.
- She's cute.
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So she probably gets
away with stuff.
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I'm like that.
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I wonder if stray cats
poop in that sandbox.
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MARY:
George.
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You need to talk
to her parents.
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Me? Why me?
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Because you're more
intimidating than me.
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That's rich.
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Hey, Billy.
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Hello, Missy's dad.
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- Is your father home?
- Yes.
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Could you get him for me?
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Happy to.
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Dad, it's Missy's dad!
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He's also Sheldon's dad!
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HERSCHEL:
Well, howdy, neighbor.
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Hey, Herschel.
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What brings you by?
Chickens too loud?
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- Nah, they been fine.
- Good, good.
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Fried up the noisy one
last week.
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That shut him up.
Anyway, how can I help?
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Uh, well...
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It's come to my
attention that, uh...
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Sheldon's run into a bit
of trouble with your daughter.
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What kind of trouble?
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He says she been beating on him.
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- My Bobbi?
- Yeah.
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This one? The six-year-old?
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Bobbi, get over here!
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You realize I've taken dumps
bigger than this kid.
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- Hi, Daddy.
- Hey, babydoll, uh,
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Mr. Cooper says that you've
been picking on Sheldon.
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- Now, is that true?
- No, Daddy.
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Are you sure?
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Okay, go wash up
for dinner.
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I don't know what
to tell you, George.
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I mean, is it,
is it possible
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your son has a
little crush on her?
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Oh, I don't think
he's wired that way.
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Oh, are you saying
that he's a...
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No, no, I'm saying he's
a bookworm. (chuckles)
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Unless she's math or a
dictionary, he ain't interested.
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- Mm.
- Yeah.
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Thanks for hearin' me out.
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Your wife sent you over here,
didn't she?
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- I don't want to talk about it.
- (chuckles)
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I bet she did!
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Not talkin' about it!
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Tell her I said hi!
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(chuckles)
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How'd it go?
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Uh, good. Yeah.
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I handled it.
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Oh, thank the Lord.
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Yeah. Me and the Lord.
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Team effort.
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(whirring)
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Hello, Bobbi.
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You told on me.
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Well, actually,
my brother
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figured it out, so, technically,
I would argue that I didn't.
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Doesn't matter.
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Uh, I should let you know,
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I've read a book
on jiu-jitsu.
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And I'm prepared
to throw it at you.
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(screaming)
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Shelly, it's just Bactine.
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Aah!
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I didn't even put it
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on you yet.
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(shushing softly)
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You want to tell me
what happened?
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Bobbi Sparks
came into the garage...
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And she attacked you?
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Not exactly.
I tried to use jiu-jitsu on her,
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but I tripped and fell.
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Aw, baby. I'm so sorry
you're havin' to deal with this.
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It's okay.
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German philosopher
Friedrich Nietzsche said,
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"That which does not kill us
makes us stronger."
261
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And do you feel stronger?
262
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:04,801
No.
263
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,720
How are the knees?
264
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,180
Better, thank you.
265
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,806
Good.
266
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,439
And regarding this jiu-jitsu
stuff, you should know
267
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:16,142
that a man's not supposed
to raise his hand to a woman.
268
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,978
Oh, I won't. I don't want
to hurt myself again.
269
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,776
Did you ever have a bully
when you were growing up?
270
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,406
Have you met your grandma?
271
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,040
I thought you said
you handled it next door.
272
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,039
I did say that.
273
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:37,412
Where you goin'?
274
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:38,964
To handle it.
275
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,504
(quietly): Should've been you
in the first place.
276
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:42,672
What?
277
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:43,923
Good luck!
278
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:45,261
(door shuts)
279
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,675
Way to go, Scooby!
That's my newshound!
280
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,558
Missy, I could
really use your help.
281
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,388
With what?
282
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,974
I'm being bullied
by Bobbi Sparks.
283
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,525
Hilarious. Go on.
284
00:12:58,736 --> 00:12:59,897
Madame Doo!
285
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,186
That's me!
286
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:05,612
Mom says a man should never
raise his hand to a woman.
287
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,614
But I believe I've
found a loophole.
288
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,570
You're a woman, so
you're allowed to hit her
289
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,950
as much as you want.
290
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,573
Why would I do that?
291
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,828
Because I'm willing to pay you.
292
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,079
How much?
293
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,207
My life savings,
four dollars.
294
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:18,745
That's a good start.
295
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,377
Now, let's talk TV privileges.
296
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,624
What do you want?
297
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,214
Complete control
every afternoon for two months.
298
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,467
That's when
Professor Proton is on.
299
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,052
I know. Sucks for you.
300
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:32,301
(sighs)
301
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,182
I'm on fire!
302
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:40,566
(laughs)
303
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,232
Hello, Brenda.
304
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,733
Oh, hey, Mary.
305
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:44,696
How many lanes you need?
306
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,024
Actually, I'm here
to talk to you.
307
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,651
Seems that our kids
are havin' a little problem.
308
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,870
Yeah. Herschel told me.
309
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,580
Oh, good, good.
310
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,999
So, I was wondering what
you're plannin' to do about it,
311
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,497
'cause the situation doesn't
seem to be gettin' any better.
312
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,253
Well, if you haven't noticed,
313
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,164
I'm at work right now.
314
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,090
I see that.
315
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:05,588
But you understand
316
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,760
that your daughter's being
abusive to my son.
317
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:11,132
Well, maybe your son needs
to grow a pair.
318
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,928
And in due time, he will.
319
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,635
But right now, I expect you
320
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,720
to teach your children
how to behave.
321
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,899
Connie Tucker
to the front desk, please.
322
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:22,605
Connie Tucker.
323
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,228
Why are
you calling her?
324
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,279
You say my daughter's
harassing your son.
325
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:29,029
Well, her daughter's
harassing me.
326
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:30,947
Hey, Mary.
327
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:33,119
- What are you doin' here?
- Well,
328
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,948
I was hopin' to have a rational
conversation about Shelly,
329
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,954
but there's only one person
being rational.
330
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,831
(grunts)
Uh, and it ain't you.
331
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,871
Could you excuse us
for just a minute?
332
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,126
Do you understand
that you are in the place
333
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,428
where I socialize three
to four days a week?
334
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,926
So you care more about bowling
than your grandson?
335
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,052
Of course not.
I'm just saying
336
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,133
maybe there's a better way
to go about it.
337
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,595
Now, I'm warnin' you,
Brenda is one mean...
338
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,180
I know you don't like
bad language,
339
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,766
but we are in a bowling alley...
one mean bitch.
340
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:04,188
Well, I can be mean, too.
341
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,732
Okay, you listen to me.
You get your kid
342
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:07,984
in line or I...
343
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,323
What are you doing?
344
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:11,241
Get out of here.
345
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,863
This is my place of business.
346
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,579
And now I see
where your daughter gets it.
347
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:17,656
BRENDA:
You know what?
348
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,457
I have been nothin' but nice
349
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,581
to you and your family
since the day y'all moved in,
350
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:22,786
and I'm over it.
351
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,546
Watching you walk
around all holier
352
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,964
than thou, like you're better
353
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,962
than everyone else.
Well, guess what,
354
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,463
you're not.
355
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,551
I'm gonna pray for you.
356
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,179
She says that to me
all the time.
357
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,347
I'm not even sure she does it.
358
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:54,238
How'd it go?
359
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,820
I don't want
to talk about it.
360
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,283
(sniffs)
Is that pine?
361
00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,744
We're not talkin' about it.
362
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,916
- (doorbell rings)
- And you get that!
363
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,753
- Herschel.
- Hey, George.
364
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,210
It has come to my attention
365
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,921
that your wife went to speak
with my wife
366
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,597
at her place of work,
367
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,674
- and, uh...
- She send you over here?
368
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,765
Uh, the-the important thing is
that I'm here to tell you
369
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,643
that, uh, Mary's behavior
was inappropriate.
370
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:25,265
You know, it's interesting.
371
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,317
When I came to your house,
you were laughin',
372
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:28,401
and...
373
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,149
now you're all serious.
374
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:31,441
Why is that?
375
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,281
What do you say
we go talk about this
376
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,029
somewhere
a little more comfortable?
377
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,655
MARY (sharply):
Who's at the door?
378
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,159
(chickens clucking)
379
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,462
Make yourself at home.
380
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,960
Oh, boy.
381
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,212
You hang out in here?
382
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,213
Sure.
383
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,464
Once you get used to the smell,
384
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,386
it's not so bad.
(chuckles)
385
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:56,805
I coach a high
school football team.
386
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,132
This smells like petunias.
387
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,762
(laughs)
I like to...
388
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,310
take a break
from the family and...
389
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,809
come out here
and watch the games.
390
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,356
- Ooh!
- (chuckles)
391
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,475
(music playing)
392
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:09,977
Your wife don't mind?
393
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:11,061
She don't know.
394
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,361
She's scared
to death of chickens.
395
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,280
- Is that right?
- Once I found out,
396
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,654
buildin' this coop
was a no-brainer.
397
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,656
(laughing)
398
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,238
♪ I sure did love... ♪
399
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,039
You were gone so long.
400
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,371
How did it go?
401
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,163
Well...
402
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,044
(English accent):
One lump or two?
403
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,467
Two, please.
404
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:35,927
Billy?
405
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,051
Why would I want
lumpy tea?
406
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,257
Isn't he pretty?
407
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,341
Very pretty.
408
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,018
I feel pretty.
409
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:48,057
♪ Girl, you know it's true ♪
410
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,268
♪ My love... ♪
411
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:51,897
I handled it.
412
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,812
Thank you so much.
413
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,647
We're family. It's what we do.
414
00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,410
(Herschel
and George Sr. chuckling)
415
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,368
Listen, I'm sorry my wife
went down to the bowling alley.
416
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,451
Please, I'm sorry Brenda
made me come to your door.
417
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:07,375
I'm not.
418
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,544
This is the most fun
I've had all week.
419
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,873
I-I feel bad about
the whole thing with the kids.
420
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,799
Hey, it happens.
421
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,469
I know, but Bobbi shouldn't be
beatin' on Sheldon like that.
422
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,387
- It's not okay.
- What's not okay
423
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,511
is Sheldon gettin' beat
up by a little girl.
424
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:22,549
Well...
425
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,176
Yeah.
426
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,011
(both chuckling)
427
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,055
Look, I'll talk to Bobbi.
428
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,307
I don't know if it'll help,
but I'll try.
429
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,442
- Hey, you're a good man.
- Mm.
430
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,275
Yeah, I-I should
be headin' back.
431
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:36,445
Mm.
432
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,899
All right, well, look,
come on by anytime.
433
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:39,824
Yeah.
434
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,370
You know, we should probably get
our stories straight
435
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,243
before we talk
to our respective...
436
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,074
- mates.
- Sure.
437
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,158
What do you want to say?
438
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,418
How 'bout this?
439
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,586
We had words,
440
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,123
it almost got ugly,
441
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:55,878
but we came to an understanding.
442
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:56,753
- I like that.
- Yeah.
443
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,085
You want to take
a swing at me?
444
00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,385
Make it look real?
445
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:02,761
I have a freakishly high
tolerance for pain.
446
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,304
No, no.
But you're sweet for offering.
447
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,769
- You have a good night.
- You, too, pal. (chuckles)
448
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,016
BRENDA:
Herschel!
449
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,022
Where the hell
are you?!
450
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,098
Shh.
451
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,894
(quietly):
I built a hidey-hole under here,
452
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,024
but there's only room
for one of us.
453
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,407
Where is that fat dumbass?
454
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:24,323
Believe it or not, that means
I'm gettin' lucky tonight.
455
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,788
Y'all have an
odd relationship.
456
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,662
Love is a mysterious thing.
457
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,834
BRENDA:
Herschel!
458
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:40,510
ADULT SHELDON: Existing in a
world of predators isn't easy,
459
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,589
but we prey have developed
several natural defenses
460
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,049
to help us survive.
461
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,508
There's playing dead,
462
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,593
- warning calls, camouflage...
- (bicycle bell rings)
463
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,645
♪♪
464
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,564
...and, last
but certainly not least,
465
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,392
good old-fashioned
running away.
466
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,110
(screaming)
467
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,784
A little screaming
never hurts either.
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