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What are you doing?
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I heard you could
punch a hole in these
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and make them double-sided.
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Then it would have more storage?
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Yes, but I didn't pay
for a double-sided floppy disk.
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So?
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So it's an ethical dilemma.
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We have to take a shower
in the locker room next period,
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and that's what
you're worried about?
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Actually, I have
a bathing suit under my pants.
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Whoa.
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That girl just took
a book on geostatistics.
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Yeah, so?
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That's not required reading
for any science course.
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Maybe she wants
to squash a spider with it.
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No, look, she's reading it.
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Who is this mystery woman?
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Should we invite her
to have lunch with us?
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I don't know. So far,
it's just been you and me,
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and we know that works.
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Do we really want
to mess with success?
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We could think of it
as an experiment.
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Oh, you do know
how to push my buttons.
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All right, go ask her.
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Why me?
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Your lack of testosterone makes
you adorable to women.
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I can't argue with that.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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My name is Sheldon.
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Yeah, you're Sheldon Cooper.
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You know who I am?
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Well, there's only one
nine-year-old in high school,
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and you still have
your baby teeth.
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She knows who I am.
It's going well.
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What do you want?
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Would you like to have lunch
with me and my friend?
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Why?
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Why else?
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So we can have
a spirited conversation
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about geostatistics.
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You really are
as smart as everybody says.
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My teeth are small, but my
prefrontal cortex is enormous.
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(chuckles softly)
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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ADULT SHELDON:
The addition of Libby brought
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a level of sophistication
to our lunchtime discussion.
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Her mom also packed
extra string cheese,
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which is a well-known
social lubricant.
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You're gonna be a geologist.
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That's fascinating.
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Why'd you choose that?
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When I was a little girl,
my grandparents took me
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to Carlsbad Caverns,
and I was hooked.
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Exploring caves,
that is super cool.
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Disagree. Dark,
enclosed spaces are terrifying.
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I get scared putting on
a sweatshirt.
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- Hmm.
- I've seen it.
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Pretty entertaining.
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Do you know what you're going
to major in in college?
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I'm leaning towards quantum
chromodynamics, but who knows?
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A few years ago, I would've
said choo-choo trains.
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What about you?
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- Oh, geology for sure.
- Hmm.
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Really?
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When did you decide that?
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A long time ago.
Eat your apple slices.
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So we eat in the
library every day.
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You're welcome to join us.
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It's much better
than the cafeteria.
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It's quiet, and a lot less food
gets thrown at us.
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Yeah. Maybe
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
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Right.
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Maybe y'all will.
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Bye, Libby.
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"Y'all"?
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I'm assimilating.
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Shut up.
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(Sheldon sighs)
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So how was school today?
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Sheldon's got a girlfriend.
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- What?
- SHELDON: That's not true.
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Oh, yes, it is. I seen him
talking to her at school.
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Sheldon Lee Cooper, you dog.
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Is she cute?
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Compared to what?
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What grade is she in?
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Eleventh.
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An older woman. Nice.
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Most everybody's older than me.
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Why is that nice?
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(chuckles)
So what do you think, George?
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Is it time to have
"the talk" with him?
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What talk?
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No talk. Nobody's talking.
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If "the talk" is in regards
to human reproduction,
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I already understand
how that works.
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How do you know that?
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I told him.
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(Meemaw chuckles)
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Oh, Lord.
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(laughs)
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ADULT SHELDON: And so,
our little social circle
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grew from two to three.
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An early example of how people
are just drawn to me.
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Are you saying
that without geology,
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there'd be
no theory of evolution?
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Charles Lyell taught
Charles Darwin
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the Earth was much, much older
than anyone thought,
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which gave Darwin the courage
to figure out
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all species evolved
over billions of years.
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That's good.
I can use that
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to humiliate my pastor
at Sunday school.
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I don't know
what's more beautiful,
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your mind or your eyes.
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Tam, please.
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We're eating.
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You know spying
on kids is creepy.
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I wasn't spying on kids,
I was s-spying on your brother.
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Why won't you just go inside?
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Well, then, it wouldn't
be spying, now would it?
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Oh.
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Oh, what?
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You didn't mention
she was black.
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Was I supposed to?
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No, 'course not.
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Then why bring it up?
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It just wasn't
what I was expecting.
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What were you expecting?
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It's a big school.
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Why are you right here?
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They've got some books in there
about Martin Luther King.
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Maybe you should go read one.
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(school bell ringing)
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Morning.
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So why did it take
people so long
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to believe in continental drift,
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when it's obvious
that Africa and South America
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- fit together like a puzzle?
- No, they don't.
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People didn't understand
continental drift
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because they didn't understand
seafloor spreading.
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What?
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I'm both threatened
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and delighted by your brain.
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I'm just delighted by it.
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They do fit.
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That's nuts.
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"Geologists lead
a sedimentary lifestyle."
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Libby, that is a good one.
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Can you believe
what's going on with him?
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(laughing):
I know.
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He's been on the phone with
that girl for almost an hour.
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Sheldon's got
a girlfriend.
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What are the odds?
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She's not a girlfriend,
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it's more of a mental rapport.
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That's where it starts.
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I did win you over
with my superior intellect.
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It was your motorcycle
and you know it.
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Good thing it wasn't
your masculine physique,
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because that is long gone.
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(chuckling)
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Why do you think
I kept the motorcycle?
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How come he gets to tie up
the phone and I can't?
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Because what is happening
in there is called a miracle,
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and God-fearing people do not
get in the way of those.
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GEORGE SR.:
Hey, Georgie,
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if you ever find a girlfriend,
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maybe you can go on a double
date with your brother.
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She's not his girlfriend.
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And I can find one...
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I'm just not looking.
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SHELDON:
Yes, that was a geology joke.
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We gotta get that Sports
Illustrated swimsuit issue
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away from him before he's
ruined forever. (chuckles)
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SHELDON:
Oh, Libby, Libby, Libby.
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What is happening?
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ADULT SHELDON:
What was happening was,
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like many men before me,
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I was being seduced
by the exotic world of geology.
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♪ I want to rock ♪
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♪ Rock ♪
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♪ I want to rock ♪
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♪ Rock ♪
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♪ I want to rock ♪
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♪ Rock ♪
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♪ Turn it down... ♪
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We searched for tektites
in a nearby ravine.
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Tektites are natural glass
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formed
during meteorite impacts.
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They also bear
a close resemblance
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to raccoon feces,
so I wisely adopted
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a "no touching tektites"
policy.
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♪ No ♪
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♪ So if you ask me... ♪
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It's called perfect cleavage
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when gypsum separates
this cleanly.
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I was so proud of Tam
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for not making
an immature cleavage joke.
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Look at me,
I'm touching cleavage.
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Until he made one.
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And, like
Mother Nature's piñata,
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geodes contained
a secret surprise inside.
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But you didn't have to suffer
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through a birthday party
to enjoy it.
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(footsteps approaching)
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How's it going?
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Well, I think I figured out
the problem.
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- What is it?
- (metal clatters)
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I'm a terrible mechanic.
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- What's up?
- Well,
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Sheldon's been spending
quite a bit of time
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with this Libby girl, lately.
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Yeah, so?
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So isn't he a little young
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to be hanging with teenagers?
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Oh, he's only young
on the outside.
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Inside, he's an old man.
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I'm being serious.
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So am I.
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And with that bowtie,
he's old on the outside, too.
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Sorry I bothered.
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Hang on.
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What did you think
was gonna happen
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when we sent him to high school?
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I don't know...
that he'd learn stuff
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and then, come back home
and be my baby forever.
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Mare, it's good for him.
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He may start college in a couple
years, what happens then?
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Off the top of my head,
he and I share a dorm room.
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You know I'd laugh at that
if I didn't kind of believe you.
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What are you doing?
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I need to use the bathroom, but
it can get uncivilized in there.
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Anyone in there now?
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I don't know.
I was afraid to find out.
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Anybody in here?
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Go ahead.
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I'll stand guard.
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Where have you been all my life?
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I don't think so.
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I gotta pee.
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That's your problem.
Keep moving.
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- Thank you.
- Happy to help.
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Is there any chance
you'd be available
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to stand guard at 1:45?
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You have a bathroom schedule?
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You don't?
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See you later.
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ADULT SHELDON: Whoever said the
quickest way to a man's heart
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is through his stomach
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did not consider
his tiny bladder.
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I think the best space shuttle
name so far is Discovery.
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What about Challenger?
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- Too in-your-face.
- Atlantis?
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A fictional island
that couldn't stay afloat?
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I don't think so.
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- There's the Enterprise.
- There is,
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and it's on Star Trek, where it belongs.
263
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,630
LIBBY: You know they're playing
a space shuttle movie
264
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,087
at the Museum of
Natural Science.
265
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,255
- It's in IMAX.
- I heard about that.
266
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,306
- The screen is supposed to be huge.
- They also have
267
00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:44,759
a great geology exhibit.
268
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,594
Well, it's in Houston...
269
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,850
- how are we gonna get there?
- I'll drive.
270
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,848
Oh, I would love to
see a movie with you.
271
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,774
Don't you need to ask
your parents first?
272
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,353
- No, Sheldon, I don't.
- But won't they worry where you are?
273
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:56,779
They'll be fine.
274
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,238
Count me in.
275
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,317
Glad you're not my son.
276
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,619
(slurping)
277
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,158
And now he wants to see a
movie in Houston with them.
278
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,412
Why Houston?
279
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,914
I don't know,
it's in MixMax or something.
280
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,621
So you're saying I got
to drive to Houston?
281
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,706
No. This girl Libby's
gonna drive.
282
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,124
Great.
283
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,675
It's not great, George.
284
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,753
I don't want my little boy
in some car
285
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,508
with a teenager
behind the wheel.
286
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,386
All high school kids drive.
287
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,308
Yeah? Well, I
don't like it.
288
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:27,639
Would you let me get in a car
289
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,470
with a stranger
when I was young?
290
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,897
Well, nobody ever asked you out,
so it didn't really matter.
291
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,189
(chuckles)
292
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,278
(train whistle blows)
293
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,158
Hey. I want to talk to you.
294
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,493
Hold on. Let me bring
this into the station
295
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,322
so as not to disappoint
my commuters.
296
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,578
They'd like to get home
to their families.
297
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,332
(train whistle blows)
298
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,290
I gave it a lot of thought,
and I'm afraid I can't allow you
299
00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:58,999
to drive to Houston
with your friends.
300
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:00,300
Why?
301
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,968
Well, honey, you're
still a little boy.
302
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,136
I don't think it's right.
303
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,840
I'm not a little boy.
I'm a high school student.
304
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,142
I'm sorry, I made up my mind.
305
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,885
If you'd really like
to see this movie,
306
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,265
I'm willing to drive you.
307
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,767
Maybe we could meet
your friends there.
308
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,019
I don't want my
mommy to take me.
309
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,226
Well, then, you're not going.
310
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,029
ADULT SHELDON:
Anger is an ugly emotion.
311
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,449
Unbridled rage even more so.
312
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,993
And when it bubbled up
inside me,
313
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,947
I channeled it
the only way I knew how.
314
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,782
♪ We're not gonna take it... ♪
315
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:35,294
I cleaned the house
like a man possessed.
316
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,963
♪ We're not gonna take it ♪
317
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,002
♪ Anymore ♪
318
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,175
♪♪
319
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,675
♪ We've got the right
to choose it ♪
320
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,970
♪ There ain't no way
we'll lose it ♪
321
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,676
♪ This is our life ♪
322
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,771
♪ This is our song ♪
323
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,434
I can't hear Oprah!
324
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,024
I don't care!
325
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,610
♪ Don't pick our destiny... ♪
326
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,481
Sheldon, I need to get in there.
327
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,740
Poop at Meemaw's!
328
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,443
♪♪
329
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,619
♪ Oh, we're not gonna take it ♪
330
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:12,198
(deep squeaking)
331
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,033
♪♪
332
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,710
♪ We're not gonna take it ♪
333
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,379
♪ Anymore ♪
334
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,961
You missed a spot, weirdo.
335
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,633
I see it.
336
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:27,221
♪ Your gall is never-ending ♪
337
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,465
♪ We don't want nothin' ♪
338
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,425
♪ Not a thing from you ♪
339
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,727
(grunts)
340
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,054
♪ Your life... ♪
341
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,139
What am I supposed
to do with this?
342
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,144
(Sheldon grunts)
343
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,851
Send him over to my house
before he runs out of gas.
344
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,483
- (chuckles)
- (sighs)
345
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:44,988
(grunts)
346
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,737
All right, I'll make
a deal with you.
347
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,033
I'm listening.
348
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,490
You can go to Houston
with your friends,
349
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,538
but I want to meet
this girl first.
350
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,583
That's very reasonable.
351
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:57,454
Thank you.
352
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,252
You're welcome.
353
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,417
Now, can you please reach
the dryer sheets?
354
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,670
I get vertigo on the step stool.
355
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,215
ADULT SHELDON:
I've often been accused
356
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,092
of being stubborn and willful,
357
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:12,175
but sometimes
it works like gangbusters.
358
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,015
(doorbell rings)
359
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,519
Please come in.
360
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:17,972
Have a seat.
361
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:19,686
You have a
beautiful home.
362
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,517
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
363
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,771
I hope you'll forgive me,
I just wanted to meet
364
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,607
the person driving
my nine-year-old son to Houston.
365
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:29,566
I understand.
366
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:30,572
Me, too.
367
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,028
I wasn't talking to you, Tam.
368
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,246
And I just wanted
to make certain
369
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,869
that you've had
no traffic tickets
370
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,872
or, heaven forbid, accidents.
371
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,953
No, ma'am. I'm a
very safe driver.
372
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,505
- You've got nothing to worry about.
- Good.
373
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,174
Good. Have you made
this trip before?
374
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,298
- A few times, yes.
- Mm-hmm.
375
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,880
Mm-hmm.
You smoke marijuana?
376
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,011
- Mom!
- No, ma'am.
377
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,091
Just say no.
378
00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:58,929
(sighs):
Well...
379
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,730
I find this very reassuring.
380
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:01,773
I have to admit,
381
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,896
I had some trepidation, but...
382
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,025
having met you,
I'm feeling a lot better.
383
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,903
Good. You've got nothing
to worry about, Mrs. Cooper.
384
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,030
I've been babysitting kids
for years.
385
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,536
LIBBY (echoing):
Babysitting... babysitting...
386
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,364
(deep, distorted):
Babysitting.
387
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:21,372
Babysitting... babysitting...
I've been babysitting kids for years.
388
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:22,828
Excuse me.
389
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,621
I don't feel well.
390
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,082
You'll have to go without me.
391
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,417
(Sheldon panting)
392
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,843
♪♪
393
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,673
(crying quietly)
394
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:35,469
MARY:
Shelly,
395
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:36,721
you okay?
396
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,435
No.
397
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,058
You want to talk about it?
398
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:42,894
No.
399
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,358
You want me to leave you alone?
400
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:47,561
No.
401
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,950
I thought Libby and I
were equals,
402
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,245
but she thinks of me as a child.
403
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,200
I'm sorry, baby.
404
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,786
Calling me that
isn't helping right now.
405
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,709
Right. Sorry.
406
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,128
She is almost twice your age.
407
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,080
There are people
five times my age
408
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,041
that are stupider than me.
409
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,967
This is not about being smart.
410
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,295
- What else is there?
- Well...
411
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,548
there's other kinds of maturity.
412
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,011
What's up?
413
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:18,968
None of your business.
414
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,393
Why is he crying?
415
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,312
Again, it's none
of your business.
416
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,354
Please go.
417
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:26,400
Fine. Celeste and I know
when we aren't wanted.
418
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,395
Where were we?
419
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:31,947
Different kinds of maturity.
420
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,444
That's right.
421
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,066
(sighs)
422
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:38,279
There's emotional maturity,
physical maturity,
423
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,956
all things that have nothing
to do with being smart.
424
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,622
Are you suggesting
I'm not emotionally mature?
425
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,372
I was hinting at it.
426
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,672
Regardless, I'm not interested
in making any more friends.
427
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:52,501
Oh, I don't think
that's how you really feel.
428
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:53,843
It is.
429
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,298
From now on,
it's a hermit's life for me.
430
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,850
I bet, when you grow up,
you will be surrounded
431
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:04,522
by lots of smart,
wonderful friends.
432
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,227
I can't see that happening.
433
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,313
Well,
434
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,065
the Lord works
in mysterious ways.
435
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,564
And here we go
with the God talk.
436
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,908
(exhales)
437
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:22,872
Hey.
438
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,203
Hey.
439
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:25,829
How was the IMAX movie?
440
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:28,124
Well...
441
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,376
MAN:
Okay, status. Find them?
442
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,421
- Go.
- Guidance...
443
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,679
What are you doing?
444
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,511
(whispers): What do
you think I'm doing?
445
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,184
Move your arm
before I rip it off.
446
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,976
It got a little uncomfortable.
447
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,606
Why is that?
448
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,897
Libby's got feelings for me,
449
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,728
but I think it's better
we just stay friends.
450
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:55,860
(sighs) I've been giving
geology some more thought.
451
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,065
Yeah, and?
452
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,902
I've decided
it's not really a science.
453
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,613
- It's not?
- No, it's more like a hobby.
454
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:03,948
Rock collecting.
455
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,748
Childish, really.
456
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,243
I can see that.
457
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,831
ADULT SHELDON:
As you can see,
458
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:12,005
sometimes a person can be
both incredibly intelligent
459
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,878
and full of baloney.
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