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First off, I want to
thank you both for coming.
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Yeah, yeah, what'd he do?
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Uh, he didn't do anything.
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Gosh, Tom, I want to believe you.
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Okay, the problem is,
the curriculum here
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is not challenging enough for Sheldon.
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Now, he gets bored
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and maybe doesn't express himself
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in the most productive way.
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And so the square of sine
plus cosine equals one.
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Sheldon.
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I don't want to embarrass you,
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so I'm going to give you a moment
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to think about what you just said.
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Ms. MacElroy.
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What?
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I'm wondering if you read
the book you assigned to us,
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because I did.
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WILKINS: 20 laps.
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Cooper.
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If you're going to ask us to run,
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don't you think you
should lead by example?
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So you're saying he's
being rude to his teachers?
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That's unacceptable. I'll-I'll
give him a talkin' to.
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I don't know if I'd call him rude.
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Well, put a word on it.
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Rude, let's go with rude.
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Rude is good.
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So what do you want us to do?
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I want you to consider another
approach to his education.
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- Okay.
- What does that mean?
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I recently had a nice chat with the head
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of Wilmot Academy for Gifted Children.
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Now, I told her all about
Sheldon, and she seemed to think
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he would be a perfect fit over there.
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MARY: We already looked
into private school.
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We can't afford it.
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- Not unless you're giving me a raise.
- I'm not.
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Okay, just checking.
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But I can tell you this.
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Wilmot has been known
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to give children like
Sheldon full scholarship.
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Take a look at that.
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- My goodness.
- No kidding.
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Yeah, just read up on it.
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Give it some thought.
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MARY: Hold on.
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This place is in Dallas,
that's three hours away.
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Well, yeah, but, uh,
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what they do in cases like yours,
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they look for a local family
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for him to live with.
And, George, Dallas?
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Dallas is certainly close enough
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that he can come home on the weekends.
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Look, we appreciate
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you going to bat for him, but he's just
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a wee little thing.
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We can't ship him off to Dallas.
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Shouldn't we talk about this first?
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What's there to talk about, George?
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This could be a great
opportunity for Sheldon.
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He's nine years old.
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Oh, come on, you can't
measure him in Earth years.
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You're saying he's an alien?
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PETERSEN: Well, in George's defense,
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that idea has been tossed around...
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a little bit.
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That's a bad joke.
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Look, I understand
this is a big decision.
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If you change your mind, give me a call.
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I'd be more than happy
to set up an interview.
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- Uh, yeah. Thank you.
- You bet.
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Thank you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- [DOOR OPENS]
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Maybe you all are the aliens.
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[SCOFFS]
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I love my job.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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Well, I don't understand
how you could turn this down.
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This place looks fantastic.
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It's 200 miles away, Mom.
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I know where Dallas is.
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I used to buy my marijuana there.
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Really?
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I said "used to".
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Then I got pregnant with this one
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and all the fun stopped.
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All I am saying is that
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this would be a great
opportunity for Sheldon.
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I know, you're right.
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Whoa, she's right?
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I said the same thing
in Petersen's office,
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you looked at me like I was an idiot.
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Yeah, that's the look.
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Maybe y'all are being a
little selfish about this.
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Selfish? We're thinking of him.
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Well, that's all well and good,
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but maybe you should be
thinking about the whole world.
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I mean,
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what if Einstein's
parents had held him back?
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We wouldn't even have the...
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Well, I was gonna say atomic bomb,
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but there's probably a better example.
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Here's a crazy idea:
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how about we ask Sheldon
what he thinks of all this?
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Go ahead, but he's not gonna want to go.
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This is his home, we're his family.
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Sheldon, can you come
in here for a minute?!
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Yes?
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- Have a seat. We want to talk to you.
- All right.
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So, today we found out
about a school in Dallas
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for really smart kids.
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When can I start?
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Hold on. Dallas is far away,
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so you'd have to live
with another family.
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Do they have a dog?
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Uh, we don't know.
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Well, can you make some calls?
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I guess, but wouldn't
you miss your mom and dad?
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Oh.
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Yes, I suppose I will.
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So, when are you calling about the dog?
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You know him so well.
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[SIGHS]
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♪ ♪
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What's wrong with them?
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What are you talking about?
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They're so quiet.
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Are they on medication?
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No, they're just smart like you.
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I've been going to school in a zoo.
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Not sure about these uniforms.
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Kinda froufrou.
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Sheldon, I've been looking
over your transcripts
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and I must say, I am very impressed.
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Thank you.
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What's your doctorate in?
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Noncommutative Algebraic Topology.
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I like her.
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It's gonna be weird around
here without Sheldon.
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Don't you mean less weird?
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That's not nice.
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I wasn't trying for nice.
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You sure you're not jealous
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'cause your little brother's
moving up in the world?
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Hey, I got plans of my own.
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Do tell. Soon as I graduate
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high school, I'm gonna be
a professional male model.
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That is hilarious.
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What? I'm good-lookin'.
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No, that you think you'll
graduate high school.
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The model thing was funny, too.
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FLORA: I must tell you,
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in all the years I've been
here, I have never seen
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such glowing letters of recommendation
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from a student's teachers.
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- Well, that's real nice to hear.
- Now, listen to this:
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"Putting aside his superior intellect,
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Sheldon is a delight
to have in the class.
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He's fun-loving,
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easy to get along with,
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and always ready to
help another student."
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That doesn't sound like me at all.
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Sure it does, sweetie.
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Dr. Douglas...
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Oh, no. Please call me Flora.
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Flora, I have to ask about
the living arrangements.
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That's our main concern.
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Well, I think I can
reassure you about that.
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My husband and I have
been hosting a student
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for the last several years
who recently graduated
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and is now at Princeton.
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So we have a guest room
available in our home.
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That's very generous of you.
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Does your husband work
at the school also?
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No, he's retired.
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He was an astrophysicist for NASA.
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Please tell me you don't have a dog.
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No. We're both allergic.
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I'm tingling.
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[CHUCKLES]
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- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- SHELDON: Meemaw?
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Meemaw.
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W-Wow.
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I know. I look great.
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I got you a little going away gift.
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Come on in.
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This necklace has been
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in our family for generations.
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It belonged to a Comanche warrior
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who gave it to your
great-great-great-great grandma.
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Why'd he give it to her?
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Well, according to family lore,
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she was, uh, a very
accommodating young lady
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and, uh, they hit it off.
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That's a bird feather.
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- Eagle feather.
- Doesn't matter.
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I don't like birds, birds are filthy.
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Okay.
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Fine.
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One featherless family heirloom
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for you to take with you and
keep you safe while you're away.
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You don't actually believe
this has magic powers, do you?
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Oh, for God's sake,
just say "thank you."
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Thank you.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Mmm.
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There's a price tag on it.
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No, there's not.
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Hello!
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[CRYING]
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Anybody home?
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[CRYING]: Hi.
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Mary.
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He's gonna come home every Friday night.
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I didn't think I'd
have to deal with this
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till he went to college.
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You should thank your lucky stars
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he's not in college now. [CHUCKLES]
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I'm still not sure that this
is the right thing to do.
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Are you worried that he won't like it
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or are you worried that he will?
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You're not helping.
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That's not my job.
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I think of myself as a speaker of truth.
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If you're not gonna make
me feel better, go away.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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I'm sorry. You are stuck with me.
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- [SIGHS, SNIFFLES]
- ADULT SHELDON: As you can see,
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even as a small child,
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people cherished having me around
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and wept over my absence.
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And no one took my
impending departure harder
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than my best friend, Tam.
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So you leave tomorrow?
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Yes.
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Dallas.
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Yes.
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Cool.
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It was touching
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to watch Tam bravely fight back tears.
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[WHIRRING]
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Have you ever thought about
making the trains go clockwise?
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No.
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You should.
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Brave, brave Tam.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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You awake?
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Yes.
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Are you gonna miss me?
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I haven't given it any thought.
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Well, we're just lying here.
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Think about it.
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I am used to you.
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I'm used to you, too.
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It's not the same as liking you.
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No.
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To me, you're like string beans.
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No one asks for them,
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no one wonders about them.
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They're just there on the plate.
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00:10:20,826 --> 00:10:23,059
But you eat them, right?
268
00:10:23,061 --> 00:10:24,728
Yes.
269
00:10:24,730 --> 00:10:27,082
You're gonna miss me.
270
00:10:43,615 --> 00:10:46,254
[SIGHS] All right, let's say grace.
271
00:10:46,257 --> 00:10:48,691
[SNIFFLES] Guess I get to
hold hands with you now.
272
00:10:50,665 --> 00:10:52,610
Guess so.
273
00:10:52,613 --> 00:10:55,526
Maybe Sheldon's mittens
weren't such a bad idea.
274
00:10:56,695 --> 00:10:58,595
Thank you, God, for
this food we are about
275
00:10:58,597 --> 00:11:00,230
to receive and for the nourishment
276
00:11:00,232 --> 00:11:01,498
of our bodies. And bless
277
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,066
the hands that prepared it.
278
00:11:03,068 --> 00:11:07,270
And, God, we ask that you
watch over our Sheldon...
279
00:11:07,272 --> 00:11:10,640
as he begins this
wonderful new... [GRUNTS]
280
00:11:10,642 --> 00:11:12,208
[CLEARS THROAT]
281
00:11:13,545 --> 00:11:15,868
[EXHALES] as he begins
282
00:11:15,871 --> 00:11:18,001
this wonderful new chapter in his life.
283
00:11:18,004 --> 00:11:20,784
- Amen.
- Amen.
284
00:11:20,786 --> 00:11:22,385
Why you cryin'?
285
00:11:22,387 --> 00:11:23,953
Why you stupid?
286
00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:26,774
So how'd it go in Dallas today?
287
00:11:26,777 --> 00:11:27,852
GEORGE SR.: Went fine.
288
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:28,858
Nice people.
289
00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:31,127
Sheldon seemed very comfortable
with the whole thing.
290
00:11:31,997 --> 00:11:34,597
Welcome! How was the drive?
291
00:11:34,599 --> 00:11:38,401
Eh, a little traffic comin'
into the city but otherwise okay.
292
00:11:38,403 --> 00:11:41,337
Sheldon, I want you to
meet my husband, Elliot.
293
00:11:41,339 --> 00:11:44,340
Elliot, this is Sheldon.
294
00:11:44,342 --> 00:11:46,285
Well, it's nice to meet you, young man.
295
00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:47,821
I've heard a lot about y.
296
00:11:47,824 --> 00:11:50,199
MARY: George, that is
not at all how they were.
297
00:11:50,202 --> 00:11:51,954
- What are you talking about?
- There was
298
00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:54,094
definitely something
off about those people.
299
00:11:54,097 --> 00:11:55,485
Really?
300
00:11:55,487 --> 00:11:57,253
What'd I miss?
301
00:11:57,255 --> 00:11:59,251
Welcome!
302
00:11:59,254 --> 00:12:01,858
How was the drive?
303
00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:06,329
Eh, a little traffic comin'
into the city but otherwise okay.
304
00:12:06,331 --> 00:12:07,730
- [CREAKING]
- Sheldon,
305
00:12:07,732 --> 00:12:11,868
I want you to meet my husband, Elliot.
306
00:12:11,870 --> 00:12:15,238
Elliot, this is Sheldon.
307
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:18,141
Nice to meet you, young man.
308
00:12:18,143 --> 00:12:21,469
I've heard a lot about you.
309
00:12:21,472 --> 00:12:23,680
[CACKLING]
310
00:12:23,682 --> 00:12:26,112
- [FLORA CACKLING]
- GEORGE SR.: Oh, come on.
311
00:12:26,115 --> 00:12:28,415
You're making it out like they
were some kind of monsters.
312
00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:30,516
Sheldon has his own room.
313
00:12:30,519 --> 00:12:31,633
There's books everywhere.
314
00:12:31,636 --> 00:12:33,923
Even has a big old
backyard he won't play in.
315
00:12:33,925 --> 00:12:35,725
Aren't you forgetting somethin'?
316
00:12:35,727 --> 00:12:36,826
What?
317
00:12:36,828 --> 00:12:38,728
The underground laboratory.
318
00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:40,344
GEORGE SR.: I think it's called
319
00:12:40,347 --> 00:12:41,998
a finished basement, honey.
320
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,533
I know what I saw.
321
00:12:43,535 --> 00:12:45,377
Mary, it's been a long day.
322
00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:46,946
Can we just have a quiet dinner?
323
00:12:46,949 --> 00:12:48,519
Sure.
324
00:12:51,316 --> 00:12:52,876
[QUIETLY]: "Nice people."
325
00:12:52,878 --> 00:12:55,445
Then why did we leave him there?
326
00:12:55,447 --> 00:12:58,769
Because we love him and
we want the best for him.
327
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,852
This is tense.
328
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,193
Me and the kids
329
00:13:10,195 --> 00:13:11,688
had a nice day.
330
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,396
Watched a lot of football.
331
00:13:13,398 --> 00:13:15,938
You know, the Dolphins'
helmet has a dolphin on it.
332
00:13:15,941 --> 00:13:17,848
And that dolphin is
also wearing a helmet.
333
00:13:17,851 --> 00:13:19,751
But his helmet doesn't
have a dolphin on it...
334
00:13:19,754 --> 00:13:21,237
It has the letter "M."
335
00:13:22,894 --> 00:13:25,277
We talked about that for an hour.
336
00:13:27,066 --> 00:13:28,912
All right.
337
00:13:28,914 --> 00:13:30,714
Dig in.
338
00:13:31,883 --> 00:13:33,316
Excuse me.
339
00:13:33,318 --> 00:13:35,149
Aren't we going to say grace?
340
00:13:35,152 --> 00:13:37,954
Uh, we don't do that in our house.
341
00:13:37,956 --> 00:13:40,023
Oh.
342
00:13:40,025 --> 00:13:41,824
But you're welcome to do so.
343
00:13:41,826 --> 00:13:44,313
That's all right. I
don't believe in God.
344
00:13:44,316 --> 00:13:46,462
Well, then why would you say grace?
345
00:13:46,464 --> 00:13:48,798
Because it makes my mom happy.
346
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,896
And why are you wearing mittens?
347
00:13:50,899 --> 00:13:53,633
Well, I don't know where
your hands have been.
348
00:13:53,636 --> 00:13:55,872
Okay.
349
00:13:55,874 --> 00:13:57,922
Maybe we should just eat.
350
00:13:57,925 --> 00:13:59,754
[CHUCKLES]
351
00:14:02,847 --> 00:14:04,781
Do you like string beans?
352
00:14:06,129 --> 00:14:07,684
No.
353
00:14:07,686 --> 00:14:09,752
But I eat them.
354
00:14:11,423 --> 00:14:13,089
[FLORA CHUCKLES]
355
00:14:13,091 --> 00:14:16,059
♪ ♪
356
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:24,438
Sheldon, can you hear me?
357
00:14:24,441 --> 00:14:27,036
It's your twin sister, Missy.
358
00:14:27,038 --> 00:14:28,977
Everything's all right here,
359
00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:31,433
but I think Mom misses you real bad.
360
00:14:34,285 --> 00:14:37,438
[SIGHS] All right, I can't hear you,
361
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:38,915
so I'm gonna hang up now.
362
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,613
Good night.
363
00:14:43,021 --> 00:14:45,488
MARY: I'm telling you,
this is a terrible idea.
364
00:14:45,490 --> 00:14:48,118
- This is a terrible, terrible idea.
- MEEMAW: He's gonna be fine.
365
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,255
- You'll see.
- MARY: I can't believe you're okay with this.
366
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,657
MEEMAW: I'm not okay with this.
367
00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:53,563
I'm just trying to be strong for you!
368
00:14:53,565 --> 00:14:56,610
What? You thought him
leaving was a good idea.
369
00:14:56,613 --> 00:14:58,935
Oh, I only said that because
you thought it was a bad idea.
370
00:14:58,937 --> 00:15:01,782
You know how it's always my
nature to go the other way.
371
00:15:01,785 --> 00:15:02,843
Say "up."
372
00:15:02,846 --> 00:15:04,045
Up.
373
00:15:04,048 --> 00:15:05,414
Down.
374
00:15:06,811 --> 00:15:08,311
I'll see you in a bit.
375
00:15:08,313 --> 00:15:09,746
Where are you off to?
376
00:15:09,748 --> 00:15:11,180
I'm going to Dallas to get Sheldon.
377
00:15:11,182 --> 00:15:13,065
- Really?
- Yeah, really.
378
00:15:13,068 --> 00:15:15,602
What about this being a
great opportunity for him?
379
00:15:15,605 --> 00:15:17,053
Y'all want me to go or not?
380
00:15:17,055 --> 00:15:18,721
- Yes! Go!
- Yes, and hurry up!
381
00:15:18,723 --> 00:15:20,356
MEEMAW: Get a move on, Tubby.
382
00:15:20,358 --> 00:15:21,969
Where you going?
383
00:15:21,972 --> 00:15:22,992
To get Sheldon.
384
00:15:22,994 --> 00:15:24,211
Do I get a vote in this?
385
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:25,328
No.
386
00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:27,196
Dang.
387
00:15:27,198 --> 00:15:29,586
ADULT SHELDON: Sleep didn't
come easy that night,
388
00:15:29,589 --> 00:15:31,667
knowing that, at any moment,
389
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:34,404
I could be decapitated.
390
00:15:34,406 --> 00:15:36,665
And as if that wasn't bad enough,
391
00:15:36,668 --> 00:15:39,418
the bed in my room had a dust ruffle,
392
00:15:39,421 --> 00:15:41,321
which, to my young mind, only meant
393
00:15:41,324 --> 00:15:43,649
one thing: there was dust.
394
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:46,416
But, eventually, I did drift off,
395
00:15:46,418 --> 00:15:48,680
haunted by the memory,
396
00:15:48,683 --> 00:15:52,008
the three of us gathered around the piano
397
00:15:52,011 --> 00:15:55,658
singing hippie folk music.
398
00:15:55,660 --> 00:16:00,016
♪ You will not see nothin'
like the mighty Quinn ♪
399
00:16:00,019 --> 00:16:01,172
Come on. Sing along now.
400
00:16:01,175 --> 00:16:02,961
♪ Come all without ♪
401
00:16:02,964 --> 00:16:05,568
- Ha! ♪ Come all within ♪
- ♪ Come all within ♪
402
00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:10,897
♪ You will not see nothin'
like the mighty Quinn. ♪
403
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,266
[ELLIOT AND FLORA LAUGHING]
404
00:16:12,269 --> 00:16:14,235
"You'll not see nothin'."
405
00:16:14,238 --> 00:16:16,546
Shame on whoever wrote that.
406
00:16:16,548 --> 00:16:19,215
♪ ♪
407
00:16:33,349 --> 00:16:35,532
Dad?
408
00:16:35,535 --> 00:16:37,333
Yeah?
409
00:16:37,335 --> 00:16:39,569
I'm glad you came to get me.
410
00:16:39,571 --> 00:16:41,371
Me, too.
411
00:16:46,644 --> 00:16:48,911
[RADIO CLICKS]
412
00:16:48,913 --> 00:16:50,413
♪ ...nothing like the mighty Quinn ♪
413
00:16:50,415 --> 00:16:51,647
No!
414
00:16:51,649 --> 00:16:54,117
- ♪ Come all... ♪
- [CLICK]
415
00:16:55,687 --> 00:16:58,354
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
416
00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:01,357
[GRUNTS]
417
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,317
You got my message!
418
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,420
Hi-yah!
419
00:17:09,423 --> 00:17:11,989
- SHELDON: No hugging! No hugging!
- [MISSY LAUGHING]
420
00:17:15,058 --> 00:17:17,852
I mean, why'd I bother
becoming a teacher?
421
00:17:17,855 --> 00:17:20,027
He knows what I'm gonna
say before I say it.
422
00:17:20,029 --> 00:17:22,463
- Or I say it and look like a dumbbell.
- Mm-hmm.
423
00:17:22,465 --> 00:17:25,399
Ms. Ingram, can I offer a suggestion?
424
00:17:25,401 --> 00:17:26,801
What?
425
00:17:26,803 --> 00:17:29,519
- Never mind. You do it your way.
- No, no.
426
00:17:29,522 --> 00:17:31,873
You tell me. Tell me how I'm wrong.
427
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:34,938
You assumed an extra
axiom of Euclidean geometry
428
00:17:34,941 --> 00:17:36,310
without stating it.
429
00:17:36,312 --> 00:17:38,880
WILKINS: Was he right?
430
00:17:38,882 --> 00:17:40,348
Course he's right. [CHUCKLES]
431
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:43,168
He's always right. [CHUCKLING]
432
00:17:43,171 --> 00:17:44,485
Tell you what I do.
433
00:17:44,487 --> 00:17:45,953
I send him on little errands.
434
00:17:45,955 --> 00:17:47,822
Like the other day, I told him,
435
00:17:47,824 --> 00:17:50,892
"Go to the supply room
and get me a framastan."
436
00:17:50,894 --> 00:17:52,636
[CHUCKLES] What's a framastan?
437
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,005
No such thing. I made it up.
438
00:17:54,008 --> 00:17:56,429
[ALL LAUGHING]
439
00:17:56,432 --> 00:17:59,047
He was gone the whole period!
440
00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:00,935
That's genius.
441
00:18:00,937 --> 00:18:02,230
I'm using that.
442
00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:04,739
Don't use framastan. That's mine.
443
00:18:04,741 --> 00:18:06,507
[CHUCKLING]
444
00:18:06,509 --> 00:18:07,975
What's going on here?
445
00:18:07,977 --> 00:18:10,778
You said he was going away.
446
00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:12,046
Liar.
447
00:18:12,048 --> 00:18:13,814
It's 11:00 in the morning, guys.
448
00:18:16,976 --> 00:18:21,892
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