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I thought you didn't like
taking the Lord's name in vain?
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Oh, shut up.
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It's been a while, huh?
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Don't blame me.
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You're the one
who had a heart attack.
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Mm, the doctor did say
I needed to get more exercise.
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I think he meant
walks around the block.
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No, he winked at me,
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and did this little rotation
with his hips, like...
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Mm.
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Hmm.
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Hey, we got any plans
this weekend?
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I thought maybe we could get
started on the vegetable garden,
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and then, of course,
church on Sunday.
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Yeah, that does sound fun,
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but what if, instead,
I was to go up to Bethy Creek
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with Georgie
and do some fishing?
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How long you been waiting
to spring that on me?
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Well, not till I was done
rotating my hips.
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You're awful.
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So what do you say?
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What about Sheldon?
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What about him?
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George.
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You can't always leave him out.
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I'm not leaving him out.
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You know how
he is about fishing.
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Get it away, get it away!
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Calm down,
it's an itty-bitty thing.
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No, I an itty-bitty thing!
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Who says you have to
take him fishing?
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Find something else
to do with him.
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Something he'd like.
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What are we gonna do?
Spend the weekend
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sitting around, thinking?
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George.
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You have to make an effort.
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Young boys who don't spend
time with their daddies
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grow up to be oddballs.
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Honey, I hate to tell you, but
that ball is already pretty odd.
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Please.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll talk to him.
We'll think of something.
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Good.
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Thank you.
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What?
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I was just remembering
when I took him camping.
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Moth! Moth!
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Sheldon, it's just a butterfly.
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How is that any better?
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Butterfly, butterfly!
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Hey, pal.
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Playing with your rockets?
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I'm trying to calculate
ballistic coefficients.
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Well, that's fun, too.
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Listen, I don't have
to work this weekend;
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I was wondering if you wanted
to do something together.
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Like what?
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Whatever you want.
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Well, the filter on my air
purifier needs to be changed.
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How about a trip to Sears?
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Yeah, I was thinking
along the lines of something
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a little more active.
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Like last year,
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we went fishing...
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Mom! Dad's trying
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to make me go fishing!
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No, no, it's okay.
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We're not going fishing.
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All right, good.
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But seriously,
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was fishing really that bad?
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Mom! Dad's trying to convince me
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that fishing wasn't that bad!
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Shh. Come on!
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Forget I said anything
about fishing.
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Just think about it,
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and we'll do whatever you want.
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Thank you.
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There is the launching of
the space shuttle this weekend.
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Space shuttle?
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Don't they do those
out of Florida?
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Yes. Cape Canaveral.
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Sheldon, that's-that's like
a 12, 15 hour drive.
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I understand. Never mind.
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You know what? Let's do it.
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It'll be fun.
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The three Cooper boys
on a little adventure.
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Sound good?
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Sounds good.
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My plan was coming together.
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I just needed to get
on the shuttle
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so I could finally escape
this ridiculous planet.
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Spoiler alert, I'm still here.
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So, Sheldon, me and Georgie
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are gonna take
a little road trip this weekend,
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see the shuttle launch.
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Looks like I don't
get a vote in this.
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Oh, good, you're catching on.
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I wonder if we'll get
to meet an astronaut.
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I remember
when I was a teenager,
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I had the biggest crush
on John Glenn.
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I would've given it up
for him no problem.
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Mom. Given what up?
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Her allowance. Just eat.
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So how long
are you gonna be gone?
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Oh, we'll leave first thing
Saturday morning,
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stay the night in a motel,
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and see the launch
bright and early on Sunday.
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I can't believe
we're going to see
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an actual working spacecraft.
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Look how happy he is.
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Good job.
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How come I don't get to go?
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'Cause you, me and Meemaw
are gonna have our own fun.
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Could we shoot guns
at the gun range?
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Mm, you're too young
to go to the gun range.
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Meemaw took me.
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We pinky swore.
What are you doing?
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Oh, yeah.
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Don't listen to me.
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I don't know what I'm saying.
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I know you like
to just keep driving,
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and get where you're going,
but you can't ignore
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his bathroom schedule. I know.
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He goes number one
first thing in the morning,
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then again in the afternoon,
once more in the late afternoon,
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say 4:00, 4:30,
depending on his juice intake,
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and then, a quick piddle
before bedtime.
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"Piddle." Got it. Now,
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number two's a little trickier.
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Mary? Relax.
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I can take care of my son.
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I know.
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Good.
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I'm just saying,
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if he's upset or nervous,
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he can get all clogged up.
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I won't let that happen.
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Thank you.
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Okay, let's talk about food.
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No need to.
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He likes his meat cooked
to at least 165 degrees,
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except for chicken,
which is 180.
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The different foods can't touch
each other on the plate.
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Ketchup and mustard
must come out of a packet.
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No bottles.
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What about his issues
with spaghetti?
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That's a trick question.
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He likes spaghetti.
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All right, I guess you got this.
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Georgie.
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Up and at 'em.
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Missy, where's your brother?
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Who cares?
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Sheldon, you in there?
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Dad!
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Sorry, Georgie.
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What's going on?
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I can't find Sheldon.
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What do you mean,
you can't find him?
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I mean I don't know where he is.
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Well, he's got to be somewhere.
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Maybe he got that time machine
to work.
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Where the hell...
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George.
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I think he's ready to go.
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Wait, Georgie.
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Where's your bag?
Don't need one.
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Got my toothbrush right here.
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What about clothes?
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A change of underwear?
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Got it.
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Georgie, you're gonna
be gone for two days.
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I'll turn them inside out.
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Shotgun! No, no.
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Let your brother sit
up front for a change.
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I actually prefer
sitting in the back.
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It's safer.
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Oh, come on, sit up front
with your daddy.
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He doesn't get to spend
enough time with you.
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I called shotgun.
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George.
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We'll flip a coin.
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All right? Georgie, call it.
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Heads.
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Tails.
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Dang it. Sheldon, you won.
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You get to ride up front.
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Can't we do two out of three?
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You won. Get in the car.
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What's the point
in calling shotgun?
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You're a good dad.
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If I don't kill one of them
before Sunday, I'm a good dad.
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Have fun.
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Love you guys.
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Bye! Drive safe!
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Oh, this was a good idea,
this was a good idea,
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this was a good idea.
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This was a good idea.
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Isn't this exciting?
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It's just us girls,
no boys in the house.
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The place already smells better.
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So what are we gonna do?
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How would you like
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to go to the beauty salon
and get all done up?
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Can I have orange hair
like Cyndi Lauper?
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I don't think so.
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Meemaw has friends
with blue hair.
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She's right.
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I haven't gone there yet,
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but after a certain age,
it's mandatory.
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Your hair's not changing color.
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Aw. Sorry, kiddo.
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Your mom is no fun.
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Excuse me, I'm fun.
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So I can color my hair?
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Not a chance.
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But I'm very much fun.
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Whatever you need to believe.
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Mein Fuhrer.
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Dad?
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Yeah?
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Would you like
to have a conversation?
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Yeah.
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Sure. Absolutely.
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All right, what would you
like to talk about?
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Um, well, let's see.
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Uh... have you given much
thought to what you want to be
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when you grow up?
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I have.
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Great.
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And what would that be?
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Oh. Most likely a scientist.
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Unless I stay in Texas,
then I'm thinking cattle baron.
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Cattle baron?
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Assuming I don't have
to touch the cows.
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Goes without saying.
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Did you always want
to be a football coach?
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Well, I always wanted to play.
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At least till I got hurt.
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Mm.
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Were you a good player?
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Eh, not really.
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I was just bigger
than the other kids.
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So you compensated
for mediocrity
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by being large.
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I guess.
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That works for cattle as well.
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Oh, well, thanks for
pointing that out.
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You're welcome.
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You might want to
open a window.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh...
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My head is so hot.
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She is such a hoot.
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You okay? Fine.
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Okay, don't tell me.
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So hot...
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I don't like you making me out
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to be the bad guy
just 'cause I won't
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let my daughter do
whatever she wants.
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I gave you a lot of freedom,
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you turned out okay.
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You didn't give me freedom.
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You were never around.
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Is that so?
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I guarantee I made supper
for Charlene and Edward
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more times than you ever did.
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I basically raised 'em.
271
00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:42,160
You think I was out dancing?
272
00:10:42,193 --> 00:10:44,095
I was out working two jobs
so your daddy could
273
00:10:44,128 --> 00:10:46,665
lose all our money on that
damn chain of Fotomats!
274
00:10:46,698 --> 00:10:48,733
It wasn't Daddy's fault that
those little things blew over
275
00:10:48,767 --> 00:10:50,435
every time there was a storm.
276
00:10:50,469 --> 00:10:52,070
Hmm.
277
00:10:52,103 --> 00:10:54,405
Seriously, I'm melting.
278
00:10:56,207 --> 00:10:58,176
Dead armadillo.
279
00:10:58,209 --> 00:10:59,744
That's three for me.
280
00:10:59,778 --> 00:11:02,847
This is a terrible
driving game.
281
00:11:02,881 --> 00:11:04,616
Is it roadkill if
it's still twitchin'?
282
00:11:04,649 --> 00:11:08,753
Huh, both alive and dead,
just like Schrodinger's cat.
283
00:11:08,787 --> 00:11:10,622
I didn't know he had a cat.
284
00:11:10,655 --> 00:11:12,090
You've heard of Schrodinger?
285
00:11:12,123 --> 00:11:14,025
Sure. It's the kid
from Charlie Brown
286
00:11:14,058 --> 00:11:15,494
who plays the piano.
287
00:11:15,527 --> 00:11:17,762
Lucy's got a crush on him.
288
00:11:17,796 --> 00:11:20,799
Schrodinger's cat
is a thought experiment.
289
00:11:20,832 --> 00:11:23,935
A cat in a box is
exposed to poison,
290
00:11:23,968 --> 00:11:26,137
and is both alive and dead
until it is observed.
291
00:11:26,170 --> 00:11:28,106
So the cat's name
is Schrodinger?
292
00:11:28,139 --> 00:11:29,240
No.
293
00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:30,809
Well, what's its name?
294
00:11:30,842 --> 00:11:32,544
Its name doesn't matter.
295
00:11:32,577 --> 00:11:34,045
It does if the cat was dead.
296
00:11:34,078 --> 00:11:36,147
Otherwise, what are you gonna
put on his tombstone?
297
00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:38,550
Not likely the cat's
getting a tombstone.
298
00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:40,084
It would in a pet cemetery.
299
00:11:41,586 --> 00:11:43,822
Fine, the cat's name
is Mittens.
300
00:11:43,855 --> 00:11:45,690
Because he has
little white feet?
301
00:11:45,724 --> 00:11:47,492
Sure.
302
00:11:47,526 --> 00:11:49,093
So, in this thought experiment,
303
00:11:49,127 --> 00:11:51,730
do you think Mittens
is dead or alive?
304
00:11:51,763 --> 00:11:54,533
There's no way of saying
until you open the box.
305
00:11:54,566 --> 00:11:56,701
Oh, come on.
306
00:11:56,735 --> 00:11:59,938
Optimistically, I would choose
to believe he's alive.
307
00:11:59,971 --> 00:12:00,939
Yes!
308
00:12:00,972 --> 00:12:01,906
Oh, thank goodness.
309
00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:03,675
Oh, dead crow.
310
00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:05,109
There ain't no doubt
about that one.
311
00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:11,336
The toilet was sanitized
for my protection.
312
00:12:11,369 --> 00:12:13,071
I love this place.
313
00:12:13,105 --> 00:12:15,507
Dad, can we go
to Reptile World?
314
00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:17,109
No. They a got snake
315
00:12:17,142 --> 00:12:19,111
so big it can eat
a whole chicken.
316
00:12:19,144 --> 00:12:21,346
Oh, well, in that case, no.
317
00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:23,248
Aw. Let's get some sleep.
318
00:12:23,281 --> 00:12:25,383
We got to get up early if we're
gonna get to Cape Canaveral
319
00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:26,551
in time for liftoff.
320
00:12:26,584 --> 00:12:29,221
I'm so excited,
I don't know if I can.
321
00:12:29,254 --> 00:12:30,856
Well, buddy, you're
gonna have to try, all right?
322
00:12:30,889 --> 00:12:33,258
You two share that bed,
I'll take this one.
323
00:12:33,291 --> 00:12:34,860
No. Nuh-uh.
324
00:12:34,893 --> 00:12:37,362
Come on, fellas,
I'm the biggest.
325
00:12:37,395 --> 00:12:39,965
It makes sense that
I get a bed to myself.
326
00:12:39,998 --> 00:12:42,034
No. Nuh-uh.
327
00:12:45,270 --> 00:12:47,539
We'll flip for it.
Georgie, call it.
328
00:12:47,572 --> 00:12:49,107
Heads.
329
00:12:50,275 --> 00:12:51,576
Not your day.
330
00:12:51,609 --> 00:12:53,078
Dang it.
331
00:12:53,111 --> 00:12:55,780
That looked like heads.
Go brush your teeth.
332
00:12:59,017 --> 00:13:00,986
This really works?
333
00:13:01,019 --> 00:13:05,924
Your hair will look
just as pretty tomorrow.
334
00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:09,094
Now, come on,
let's tuck you in.
335
00:13:09,127 --> 00:13:11,263
I'm glad I don't have
orange hair.
336
00:13:11,296 --> 00:13:12,597
Me, too, baby.
337
00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:14,432
I want to be more like Madonna.
338
00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:16,268
Are you trying to kill me?
339
00:13:16,301 --> 00:13:17,469
'Cause if you are, good job.
340
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,276
Why is she only like a virgin?
341
00:13:24,309 --> 00:13:25,911
Good night!
342
00:13:29,181 --> 00:13:31,083
You ready to finish
our conversation?
343
00:13:31,116 --> 00:13:32,317
There's nothing to finish.
344
00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:34,419
I raised myself
like a jungle child.
345
00:13:34,452 --> 00:13:35,587
End of story.
346
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,856
Oh, stop being so dramatic.
347
00:13:37,890 --> 00:13:39,157
You think I didn't feel bad
348
00:13:39,191 --> 00:13:41,526
not being around more
than I wanted to be?
349
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,061
Did you?
350
00:13:43,095 --> 00:13:45,330
A little bit.
351
00:13:46,398 --> 00:13:48,300
I'm teasing, come on.
Of course I did.
352
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:50,202
Why else would I have
begged you and George
353
00:13:50,235 --> 00:13:51,336
to move back to Medford?
354
00:13:51,369 --> 00:13:53,105
So you could be with
your grandchildren.
355
00:13:53,138 --> 00:13:54,106
And you.
356
00:13:54,139 --> 00:13:56,041
Really? Yeah.
357
00:13:56,074 --> 00:13:58,110
You're the only one of my
children still talking to me.
358
00:13:58,143 --> 00:13:59,211
No surprise there.
359
00:13:59,244 --> 00:14:02,347
Besides, you raised yourself
better than I ever could.
360
00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:04,449
You actually believe that?
361
00:14:04,482 --> 00:14:08,220
No, but it would help
my cause if you did.
362
00:14:16,494 --> 00:14:18,196
Your hair looks pretty.
363
00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:19,531
Enough.
364
00:14:28,206 --> 00:14:31,343
Dad?
365
00:14:31,376 --> 00:14:33,245
Dad?
366
00:14:34,947 --> 00:14:36,014
Dad?
367
00:14:36,048 --> 00:14:38,216
Dad.
368
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:39,351
What?
369
00:14:39,384 --> 00:14:40,986
Georgie keeps kicking me.
370
00:14:41,019 --> 00:14:42,420
Kick him back.
371
00:14:42,454 --> 00:14:44,622
I'd rather not touch him.
372
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:48,994
You want to sleep with me?
373
00:14:49,027 --> 00:14:50,562
Yes, thank you.
374
00:14:53,966 --> 00:14:55,400
Yeah.
375
00:14:57,402 --> 00:14:59,671
Got enough room?
376
00:14:59,704 --> 00:15:01,373
Yes.
377
00:15:06,011 --> 00:15:08,546
You throw off a lot of heat.
378
00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:11,216
Sorry.
379
00:15:11,249 --> 00:15:13,918
That's all right.
It's kind of nice.
380
00:15:25,497 --> 00:15:28,033
Do they launch those shuttles
in the rain?
381
00:15:28,066 --> 00:15:30,635
I think a light rain's okay.
382
00:15:34,272 --> 00:15:36,008
Oh, no.
383
00:15:36,041 --> 00:15:37,575
It'll pass.
384
00:15:37,609 --> 00:15:39,577
Just get some sleep.
385
00:15:46,018 --> 00:15:48,420
It didn't pass.
386
00:15:48,453 --> 00:15:50,455
Sheldon, I'm real sorry.
387
00:15:59,064 --> 00:16:01,199
Can I tell you a secret?
388
00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:03,601
I never understood
how lightning works.
389
00:16:03,635 --> 00:16:06,238
Didn't they teach you
that in high school?
390
00:16:06,271 --> 00:16:07,272
They probably did,
391
00:16:07,305 --> 00:16:11,643
but I got hit in the head
a lot playing football.
392
00:16:11,676 --> 00:16:14,012
Would you explain it to me?
393
00:16:14,046 --> 00:16:17,349
Well, when positive and negative
charges grow large enough,
394
00:16:17,382 --> 00:16:19,584
a giant spark occurs
in the cloud.
395
00:16:19,617 --> 00:16:23,321
Ah, that-that's pretty cool.
What causes the thunder?
396
00:16:23,355 --> 00:16:27,525
It's a shock wave from particles
heated to 10,000 degrees.
397
00:16:27,559 --> 00:16:28,626
Interesting.
398
00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:31,263
You want to know what's
really interesting? Hmm?
399
00:16:31,296 --> 00:16:33,365
Aristotle thought that
the sound of thunder
400
00:16:33,398 --> 00:16:35,500
was due to a collision
between two clouds.
401
00:16:35,533 --> 00:16:37,635
He believed the clouds were
expelling air,
402
00:16:37,669 --> 00:16:39,637
in the way a log on
a fire crackles...
403
00:16:39,671 --> 00:16:42,607
I didn't realize
until years later
404
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,143
that my father was
only asking questions
405
00:16:45,177 --> 00:16:48,246
about lightning and thunder
to cheer me up.
406
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,615
In fact, he would often
pretend to be dumb
407
00:16:50,648 --> 00:16:52,350
just to make me feel better.
408
00:16:52,384 --> 00:16:54,386
Looks like rain.
409
00:16:54,419 --> 00:16:56,121
My brother, on the other hand,
410
00:16:56,154 --> 00:16:57,522
didn't have to pretend.
411
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,331
Okay, on the count of three,
we run to the car.
412
00:17:04,364 --> 00:17:07,301
Ready? One, two...
Wait.
413
00:17:07,334 --> 00:17:08,903
I want shotgun going back.
414
00:17:08,936 --> 00:17:11,906
Fine, you get shotgun.
Okay, here we go.
415
00:17:11,939 --> 00:17:14,008
One, two...
I still think
416
00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:16,076
we should wait
till the rain slows down.
417
00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:17,578
No, we got to get home.
418
00:17:17,612 --> 00:17:19,313
I got work tomorrow,
you guys got school.
419
00:17:19,346 --> 00:17:21,148
You do realize I'll get wet?
420
00:17:21,181 --> 00:17:22,349
It's just water, Sheldon.
421
00:17:22,382 --> 00:17:25,219
All right.
Just making sure you realize.
422
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,354
All right, here we go. Ready?
423
00:17:27,387 --> 00:17:28,623
One, two, three.
424
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:50,077
Buddy, I thought we had a plan.
425
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,578
You had a plan.
426
00:18:08,228 --> 00:18:11,131
I never did get
to see a launch in person,
427
00:18:11,165 --> 00:18:14,168
but that was the best trip
I ever had.
428
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:22,609
I wish I had told my father
while he was alive.28886
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