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I thought you didn't like
taking the Lord's name in vain?
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Oh, shut up.
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It's been a while, huh?
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Don't blame me.
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You're the one
who had a heart attack.
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Mm, the doctor did say
I needed to get more exercise.
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I think he meant
walks around the block.
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No, he winked at me,
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and did this little rotation
with his hips, like...
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Mm.
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Hmm.
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Hey, we got any plans
this weekend?
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I thought maybe we could get
started on the vegetable garden,
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and then, of course,
church on Sunday.
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Yeah, that does sound fun,
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but what if, instead,
I was to go up to Bethy Creek
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with Georgie
and do some fishing?
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How long you been waiting
to spring that on me?
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Well, not till I was done
rotating my hips.
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You're awful.
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So what do you say?
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What about Sheldon?
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What about him?
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George.
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You can't always leave him out.
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I'm not leaving him out.
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You know how
he is about fishing.
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Get it away, get it away!
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Calm down,
it's an itty-bitty thing.
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No, I an itty-bitty thing!
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Who says you have to
take him fishing?
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Find something else
to do with him.
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Something he'd like.
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What are we gonna do?
Spend the weekend
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sitting around, thinking?
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George.
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You have to make an effort.
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Young boys who don't spend
time with their daddies
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grow up to be oddballs.
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Honey, I hate to tell you,
but that ball is already pretty odd.
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Please.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll talk to him.
We'll think of something.
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Good.
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Thank you.
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What?
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I was just remembering
when I took him camping.
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Moth! Moth!
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Sheldon, it's just a butterfly.
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How is that any better?
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Butterfly, butterfly!
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
*YOUNG SHELDON*
Season 01 Episode 08
Title: "Cape Canaveral, Schrodinger's Cat and
Cyndi Lauper's Hair"
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Hey, pal.
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Playing with your rockets?
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I'm trying to calculate
ballistic coefficients.
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Well, that's fun, too.
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Listen, I don't have
to work this weekend;
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I was wondering if you wanted
to do something together.
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Like what?
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Whatever you want.
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Well, the filter on my air
purifier needs to be changed.
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How about a trip to Sears?
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Yeah, I was thinking
along the lines of something
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a little more active.
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Like last year,
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we went fishing...
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Mom! Dad's trying
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to make me go fishing!
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No, no, it's okay.
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We're not going fishing.
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All right, good.
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But seriously,
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- was fishing really that bad?
- Mom!
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Dad's trying to convince me
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that fishing wasn't that bad!
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Shh. Come on!
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Forget I said anything
about fishing.
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Just think about it,
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and we'll do whatever you want.
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Thank you.
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There is the launching of
the space shuttle this weekend.
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Space shuttle?
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Don't they do those
out of Florida?
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Yes. Cape Canaveral.
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Sheldon, that's-that's like
a 12, 15 hour drive.
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I understand. Never mind.
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You know what? Let's do it.
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It'll be fun.
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The three Cooper boys
on a little adventure.
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Sound good?
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Sounds good.
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♪♪
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My plan was coming together.
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I just needed to get
on the shuttle
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so I could finally escape
this ridiculous planet.
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Spoiler alert, I'm still here.
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So, Sheldon, me and Georgie
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are gonna take
a little road trip this weekend,
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see the shuttle launch.
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Looks like I don't
get a vote in this.
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Oh, good, you're catching on.
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I wonder if we'll get
to meet an astronaut.
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I remember
when I was a teenager,
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I had the biggest crush
on John Glenn.
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I would've given it up
for him no problem.
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- Mom.
- Given what up?
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Her allowance.
Just eat.
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So how long
are you gonna be gone?
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Oh, we'll leave first thing
Saturday morning,
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stay the night in a motel,
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and see the launch
bright and early on Sunday.
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I can't believe
we're going to see
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an actual working spacecraft.
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Look how happy he is.
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- Good job.
- How come I don't get to go?
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'Cause you, me and Meemaw
are gonna have our own fun.
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Could we shoot guns
at the gun range?
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Mm, you're too young
to go to the gun range.
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Meemaw took me.
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- We pinky swore.
- What are you doing?
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Oh, yeah.
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Don't listen to me.
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I don't know what I'm saying.
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I know you like
to just keep driving,
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and get where you're going,
but you can't ignore
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- his bathroom schedule.
- I know.
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He goes number one
first thing in the morning,
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then again in the afternoon,
once more in the late afternoon,
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say 4:00, 4:30,
depending on his juice intake,
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and then, a quick piddle
before bedtime.
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- "Piddle." Got it.
- Now,
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number two's a little trickier.
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Mary? Relax.
I can take care of my son.
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- I know.
- Good.
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I'm just saying,
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if he's upset
or nervous,
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he can get all clogged up.
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I won't let that happen.
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Thank you.
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Okay, let's talk about food.
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No need to.
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He likes his meat cooked
to at least 165 degrees,
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except for chicken,
which is 180.
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The different foods can't touch
each other on the plate.
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Ketchup and mustard
must come out of a packet.
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No bottles.
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What about his issues
with spaghetti?
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That's a trick question.
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He likes spaghetti.
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All right, I guess you got this.
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Georgie.
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Up and at 'em.
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Missy, where's
your brother?
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Who cares?
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Sheldon, you in there?
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- Dad!
- Sorry, Georgie.
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What's going on?
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I can't find Sheldon.
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What do you mean,
you can't find him?
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I mean I don't know where he is.
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Well, he's got to be somewhere.
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Maybe he got that time machine
to work.
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Where the hell...
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George.
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I think he's ready to go.
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Wait, Georgie.
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- Where's your bag?
- Don't need one.
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Got my toothbrush right here.
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What about clothes?
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A change of underwear?
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Got it.
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Georgie, you're gonna
be gone for two days.
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I'll turn them inside out.
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Shotgun!
No, no.
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Let your brother sit
up front for a change.
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I actually prefer
sitting in the back.
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It's safer.
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Oh, come on, sit up front
with your daddy.
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He doesn't get to spend
enough time with you.
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I called shotgun.
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George.
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We'll flip a coin.
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All right?
Georgie, call it.
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Heads.
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Tails.
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Dang it.
Sheldon, you won.
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You get to ride up front.
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Can't we do two out of three?
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You won. Get in the car.
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What's the point
in calling shotgun?
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You're a good dad.
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If I don't kill one of them
before Sunday, I'm a good dad.
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Have fun.
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Love you guys.
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Bye! Drive safe!
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Oh, this was a good idea,
this was a good idea,
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this was a good idea.
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This was a good idea.
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Isn't this exciting?
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It's just us girls,
no boys in the house.
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The place already smells better.
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So what are we gonna do?
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How would you like
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to go to the beauty salon
and get all done up?
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Can I have orange hair
like Cyndi Lauper?
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I don't think so.
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Meemaw has friends
with blue hair.
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She's right.
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I haven't gone there yet,
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but after a certain age,
it's mandatory.
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Your hair's not changing color.
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Aw.
Sorry, kiddo.
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Your mom is no fun.
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Excuse me, I'm fun.
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So I can color my hair?
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Not a chance.
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But I'm very much fun.
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Whatever you need to believe.
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Mein Fuhrer.
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♪♪ Rock music playing...
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♪♪
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Dad?
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Yeah?
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Would you like
to have a conversation?
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Yeah.
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Sure. Absolutely.
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All right, what would you
like to talk about?
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Um, well, let's see.
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Uh... have you given much
thought to what you want to be
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when you grow up?
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I have.
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Great.
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And what would that be?
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Oh. Most likely a scientist.
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Unless I stay in Texas,
then I'm thinking cattle baron.
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Cattle baron?
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Assuming I don't have
to touch the cows.
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Goes without saying.
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Did you always want
to be a football coach?
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Well, I always
wanted to play.
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At least till
I got hurt.
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Mm.
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Were you a good player?
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Eh, not really.
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I was just bigger
than the other kids.
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So you compensated
for mediocrity
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by being large.
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I guess.
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That works for cattle as well.
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Oh, well, thanks for
pointing that out.
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You're welcome.
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You might want to
open a window.
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Oh, boy.
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♪♪ Rock music continues playing...
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Oh...
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♪ Whoa, oh, oh, yeah... ♪
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My head is so hot.
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She is such a hoot.
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You okay?
Fine.
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Okay, don't tell me.
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So hot...
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I don't like you
making me out
267
00:10:24,542 --> 00:10:25,929
to be the bad guy
just 'cause I won't
268
00:10:25,987 --> 00:10:27,648
let my daughter do
whatever she wants.
269
00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:28,992
I gave you a lot
of freedom,
270
00:10:29,050 --> 00:10:30,234
you turned out okay.
271
00:10:30,292 --> 00:10:31,734
You didn't
give me freedom.
272
00:10:31,792 --> 00:10:33,327
You were never around.
273
00:10:33,385 --> 00:10:34,815
Is that so?
274
00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:37,661
I guarantee I made supper
for Charlene and Edward
275
00:10:37,728 --> 00:10:38,963
more times than you ever did.
276
00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:40,531
I basically raised 'em.
277
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,070
You think I was
out dancing?
278
00:10:42,135 --> 00:10:44,042
I was out working two jobs
so your daddy could
279
00:10:44,104 --> 00:10:46,398
lose all our money on that
damn chain of Fotomats!
280
00:10:46,456 --> 00:10:48,749
It wasn't Daddy's fault that
those little things blew over
281
00:10:48,807 --> 00:10:50,167
every time
there was a storm.
282
00:10:50,225 --> 00:10:51,759
Hmm.
283
00:10:52,049 --> 00:10:54,425
Seriously,
I'm melting.
284
00:10:56,646 --> 00:10:58,138
Dead armadillo.
285
00:10:58,239 --> 00:10:59,809
That's three for me.
286
00:11:00,223 --> 00:11:02,450
This is a terrible
driving game.
287
00:11:02,639 --> 00:11:04,794
Is it roadkill if
it's still twitchin'?
288
00:11:05,294 --> 00:11:08,526
Huh, both alive and dead,
just like Schrodinger's cat.
289
00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:10,276
I didn't know he had a cat.
290
00:11:10,552 --> 00:11:12,005
You've heard of Schrodinger?
291
00:11:12,075 --> 00:11:14,001
Sure. It's the kid
from Charlie Brown
292
00:11:14,059 --> 00:11:15,216
who plays the piano.
293
00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:17,286
Lucy's got
a crush on him.
294
00:11:17,602 --> 00:11:20,427
Schrodinger's cat
is a thought experiment.
295
00:11:20,672 --> 00:11:23,075
A cat in a box is
exposed to poison,
296
00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:25,755
and is both alive and dead
until it is observed.
297
00:11:25,939 --> 00:11:27,919
So the cat's name
is Schrodinger?
298
00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,111
No.
299
00:11:29,169 --> 00:11:30,615
Well, what's its name?
300
00:11:30,673 --> 00:11:32,184
Its name doesn't matter.
301
00:11:32,242 --> 00:11:33,676
It does if the cat was dead.
302
00:11:33,775 --> 00:11:35,844
Otherwise, what are you gonna
put on his tombstone?
303
00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:38,145
Not likely the cat's
getting a tombstone.
304
00:11:38,233 --> 00:11:39,880
It would in a pet cemetery.
305
00:11:41,392 --> 00:11:43,594
Fine, the cat's name
is Mittens.
306
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,496
Because he has
little white feet?
307
00:11:45,754 --> 00:11:46,973
Sure.
308
00:11:47,086 --> 00:11:48,833
So, in this thought
experiment,
309
00:11:49,348 --> 00:11:51,442
do you think Mittens
is dead or alive?
310
00:11:51,569 --> 00:11:54,339
There's no way of saying
until you open the box.
311
00:11:54,406 --> 00:11:56,474
Oh, come on.
312
00:11:57,013 --> 00:11:59,744
Optimistically, I would choose
to believe he's alive.
313
00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,630
- Yes!
- Oh, thank goodness.
314
00:12:01,779 --> 00:12:03,447
Oh, dead crow.
315
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,505
There ain't no doubt
about that one.
316
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:09,080
♪♪
317
00:12:09,138 --> 00:12:11,607
The toilet was sanitized
for my protection.
318
00:12:11,674 --> 00:12:13,309
I love this place.
319
00:12:13,544 --> 00:12:15,473
Dad, can we go
to Reptile World?
320
00:12:15,571 --> 00:12:17,122
No.
They a got snake
321
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:19,163
so big it can eat
a whole chicken.
322
00:12:19,276 --> 00:12:21,410
Oh, well, in that case, no.
323
00:12:21,478 --> 00:12:23,208
Aw.
Let's get some sleep.
324
00:12:23,294 --> 00:12:25,354
We got to get up early if we're
gonna get to Cape Canaveral
325
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,500
in time for liftoff.
326
00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:28,598
I'm so excited,
I don't know if I can.
327
00:12:28,656 --> 00:12:30,815
Well, buddy, you're
gonna have to try, all right?
328
00:12:30,873 --> 00:12:33,208
You two share that bed,
I'll take this one.
329
00:12:33,266 --> 00:12:34,767
- No.
- Nuh-uh.
330
00:12:35,348 --> 00:12:37,302
Come on, fellas,
I'm the biggest.
331
00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,380
It makes sense that
I get a bed to myself.
332
00:12:40,528 --> 00:12:42,305
- No.
- Nuh-uh.
333
00:12:44,966 --> 00:12:47,598
We'll flip for it.
Georgie, call it.
334
00:12:47,656 --> 00:12:49,157
Heads.
335
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,559
Not your day.
336
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:52,919
Dang it.
337
00:12:53,382 --> 00:12:55,919
That looked like heads.
Go brush your teeth.
338
00:12:59,201 --> 00:13:00,848
This really works?
339
00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:05,481
Your hair will look
just as pretty tomorrow.
340
00:13:06,049 --> 00:13:07,942
Now, come on,
let's tuck you in.
341
00:13:08,945 --> 00:13:11,081
I'm glad I don't have
orange hair.
342
00:13:11,139 --> 00:13:12,505
Me, too, baby.
343
00:13:12,743 --> 00:13:14,545
I want to be
more like Madonna.
344
00:13:14,770 --> 00:13:16,138
Are you trying to kill me?
345
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,731
'Cause if you are, good job.
346
00:13:22,305 --> 00:13:24,411
Why is she only like a virgin?
347
00:13:24,469 --> 00:13:26,071
Good night!
348
00:13:29,037 --> 00:13:30,905
You ready to finish
our conversation?
349
00:13:31,035 --> 00:13:32,236
There's nothing
to finish.
350
00:13:32,294 --> 00:13:34,329
I raised myself
like a jungle child.
351
00:13:34,387 --> 00:13:35,395
End of story.
352
00:13:35,453 --> 00:13:37,656
Oh, stop being so dramatic.
353
00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:39,093
You think I didn't feel bad
354
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,809
not being around more
than I wanted to be?
355
00:13:41,997 --> 00:13:43,432
Did you?
356
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,652
A little bit.
357
00:13:46,334 --> 00:13:48,202
I'm teasing, come on.
Of course I did.
358
00:13:48,269 --> 00:13:50,138
Why else would I have
begged you and George
359
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,272
to move back to Medford?
360
00:13:51,339 --> 00:13:53,041
So you could be with
your grandchildren.
361
00:13:53,108 --> 00:13:54,236
And you.
362
00:13:54,294 --> 00:13:55,786
- Really?
- Yeah.
363
00:13:55,844 --> 00:13:57,881
You're the only one of my
children still talking to me.
364
00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,145
No surprise there.
365
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,513
Besides, you raised yourself
better than I ever could.
366
00:14:02,677 --> 00:14:04,481
You actually believe that?
367
00:14:04,661 --> 00:14:08,156
No, but it would help
my cause if you did.
368
00:14:16,312 --> 00:14:18,014
Your hair looks pretty.
369
00:14:18,072 --> 00:14:19,340
Enough.
370
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,638
Dad?
371
00:14:31,681 --> 00:14:33,516
Dad?
372
00:14:34,718 --> 00:14:35,786
Dad?
373
00:14:35,984 --> 00:14:38,059
Dad.
374
00:14:38,132 --> 00:14:39,166
What?
375
00:14:39,224 --> 00:14:40,888
Georgie keeps kicking me.
376
00:14:41,177 --> 00:14:42,323
Kick him back.
377
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:44,558
I'd rather not touch him.
378
00:14:47,498 --> 00:14:48,778
You want to sleep with me?
379
00:14:48,863 --> 00:14:50,364
Yes, thank you.
380
00:14:53,807 --> 00:14:55,241
Yeah.
381
00:14:57,338 --> 00:14:59,086
Got enough room?
382
00:14:59,454 --> 00:15:00,937
Yes.
383
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,340
You throw off
a lot of heat.
384
00:15:08,883 --> 00:15:10,422
Sorry.
385
00:15:10,965 --> 00:15:14,140
That's all right.
It's kind of nice.
386
00:15:25,484 --> 00:15:27,969
Do they launch those shuttles
in the rain?
387
00:15:28,523 --> 00:15:30,804
I think a light rain's okay.
388
00:15:34,383 --> 00:15:35,781
Oh, no.
389
00:15:35,866 --> 00:15:37,367
It'll pass.
390
00:15:37,969 --> 00:15:39,513
Just get some sleep.
391
00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:48,070
It didn't pass.
392
00:15:48,255 --> 00:15:50,898
Sheldon, I'm real sorry.
393
00:15:58,921 --> 00:16:00,711
Can I tell you a secret?
394
00:16:01,265 --> 00:16:03,537
I never understood
how lightning works.
395
00:16:03,828 --> 00:16:06,039
Didn't they teach you
that in high school?
396
00:16:06,207 --> 00:16:07,426
They probably did,
397
00:16:07,484 --> 00:16:11,047
but I got hit in the head
a lot playing football.
398
00:16:11,812 --> 00:16:13,719
Would you explain it
to me?
399
00:16:14,101 --> 00:16:17,285
Well, when positive and negative
charges grow large enough,
400
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,367
a giant spark occurs
in the cloud.
401
00:16:19,596 --> 00:16:22,953
Ah, that-that's pretty cool.
What causes the thunder?
402
00:16:23,195 --> 00:16:27,320
It's a shock wave from particles
heated to 10,000 degrees.
403
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,679
Interesting.
404
00:16:28,781 --> 00:16:30,625
You want to know what's
really interesting?
405
00:16:30,683 --> 00:16:31,450
Hmm?
406
00:16:31,508 --> 00:16:33,489
Aristotle thought that
the sound of thunder
407
00:16:33,547 --> 00:16:35,575
was due to a collision
between two clouds.
408
00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:37,571
He believed the clouds were
expelling air,
409
00:16:37,638 --> 00:16:39,500
in the way a log on
a fire crackles...
410
00:16:39,569 --> 00:16:42,273
I didn't realize
until years later
411
00:16:42,382 --> 00:16:44,851
that my father was
only asking questions
412
00:16:44,909 --> 00:16:47,912
about lightning and thunder
to cheer me up.
413
00:16:48,058 --> 00:16:50,617
In fact, he would often
pretend to be dumb
414
00:16:50,726 --> 00:16:52,398
just to make me feel better.
415
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:53,875
Looks like rain.
416
00:16:54,011 --> 00:16:55,937
My brother, on the other hand,
417
00:16:55,995 --> 00:16:57,906
didn't have to pretend.
418
00:17:02,539 --> 00:17:05,023
Okay, on the count of three,
we run to the car.
419
00:17:05,094 --> 00:17:07,567
- Ready? One, two...
- Wait.
420
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:09,359
I want shotgun going back.
421
00:17:09,547 --> 00:17:12,008
Fine, you get shotgun.
Okay, here we go.
422
00:17:12,109 --> 00:17:14,325
One, two...
I still think
423
00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:16,082
we should wait
till the rain slows down.
424
00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:17,614
No, we got to get home.
425
00:17:17,672 --> 00:17:19,598
I got work tomorrow,
you guys got school.
426
00:17:19,656 --> 00:17:21,161
You do realize I'll get wet?
427
00:17:21,219 --> 00:17:22,961
It's just water, Sheldon.
428
00:17:23,094 --> 00:17:25,922
All right.
Just making sure you realize.
429
00:17:26,054 --> 00:17:27,694
All right, here we go. Ready?
430
00:17:27,752 --> 00:17:30,008
One, two, three.
431
00:17:48,017 --> 00:17:50,529
Buddy, I thought
we had a plan.
432
00:17:50,647 --> 00:17:52,081
You had a plan.
433
00:18:01,632 --> 00:18:03,995
♪♪
434
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:11,347
I never did get
to see a launch in person,
435
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:14,574
but that was the best trip
I ever had.
436
00:18:19,159 --> 00:18:22,906
I wish I had told my father
while he was alive.
437
00:18:22,998 --> 00:18:24,998
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