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Previously on This Is Us...
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- Toby!
- What? What?
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I know how difficult this is.
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The good news is that you got pregnant,
which means you can try again
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in as soon as in four weeks.
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Thank you for doing this wedding, Lady.
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Any family of yours is mine, right?
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- I liked your toast.
- Thank you.
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[LAUGHS]
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Sorry it's the couch for tonight.
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Good night, Deja.
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Good night.
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SHAUNA: I got to go.
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And I can't take her with me.
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You're not just
my great love story, Rebecca.
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You were my big break.
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And our love story...
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I know it may not feel like it
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right now, but I promise you,
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it's just getting started.
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("TREETOP FLYER"
BY STEPHEN STILLS PLAYING)
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(EXHALES)
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♪ I could be a rambler ♪
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♪ From the seven dials ♪
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♪ I don't pay taxes ♪
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♪ I never file ♪
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MAN: Yeah, Ma.
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I-I'll just rent a car at the
airport tonight, drive to you.
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I make lasagna, ah? Your favorite.
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Right now I got nerves so bad,
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I-I can't even think about eating.
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Don't have nerves. You will be great.
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Dad and the boys excited about today?
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Your father, your brothers, everybody,
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so very excited about today.
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What about you, Ma?
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I just cook. You know this.
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Ma, I'm going out with Michael.
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Don't get pregnant, ah?
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(KIDS LAUGH)
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- Tobe?
- Mmm.
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Let's make a baby.
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I'm your huckleberry.
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♪
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♪ I could be a rambler ♪
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♪ From the seven dials ♪
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♪ Don't pay taxes ♪
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♪ I never file ♪
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♪ I don't do business ♪
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♪ That don't make me smile... ♪
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So the pregnancy was a fluke.
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No, no. But it's good
we're looking into this now.
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The tests show you have PCOS.
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It could be linked to your weight
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and causing fertility problems.
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I'd also like to have you checked, Toby.
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♪ I love my aeroplane ♪
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♪ She got style ♪
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♪ Treetop flyer ♪
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(VOCALIZING)
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♪ Born survivor ♪
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(VOCALIZING)
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Deja... what is this?
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What did you do?
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I'm sorry.
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We've been working through a lot
this summer since your mom left.
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Those feelings don't just
go away overnight.
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Whew! Wearing out my running shoes
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keeping up with you, girl.
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JUDGE: Ms. Andrews,
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do you understand that you are
voluntarily giving up
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all of your rights as a parent
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- and that this decision is permanent?
- Yes.
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And the father was given notice
of today's hearing.
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No objection there.
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He's not gonna object.
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He made it clear he wants no part.
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(VOCALIZING)
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♪ Born survivor... ♪
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So I say to her, "Babe, I can't tonight.
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You know my rule:
no hanky-panky before work."
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♪
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Oh, God, I can't.
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Beth would kill me.
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(VOCALIZING)
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♪ Born survivor ♪
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Beth doesn't need to know everything.
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(VOCALIZING)
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- Oh.
- It's good!
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- The crowd goes crazy!
- (PHONE CHIMES)
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♪
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- What's up?
- (GASPS) Nothing.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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The pro football playoffs began today,
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and the American Football
Conference Pittsburgh
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defeated Oakland by the score
of 13 to seven.
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The game ended
in very remarkable fashion...
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I've never seen a game end like that.
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Crazy. Just crazy.
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♪
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I love this song.
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♪ I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow ♪
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♪ Moonshadow, moonshadow ♪
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♪ Leapin' and hoppin' on a moonshadow ♪
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♪ Moonshadow, moonshadow ♪
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Hey, look at this guy.
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- He's done for.
- (LAUGHS)
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♪ Lose my plow and lose my land ♪
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♪ Oh, if I ever lose my hands ♪
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(VOCALIZING)
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My mother says that at a certain point
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I have to get realistic about my life.
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But I just... I don't know
if I agree with that.
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You know what I mean?
Because I'm a singer.
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(WHISPERING): Wow, I said that
out loud, that I'm a singer.
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I'm a singer. (LAUGHS)
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I have been sending my demo off,
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and I have this dream of signing with
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Reprise Records out in Los Angeles.
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They're the ones who put out
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- the last Joni Mitchell album, Blue.
- Oh...
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I'm sorry, I feel like
I'm talking too much.
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Am I talking too much?
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'Cause I feel like I'm talking too much.
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Please tell me something about you.
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Uh... well... my name's Jack.
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(LAUGHS)
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Okay, that's a good place
to start, Jack.
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Do you...
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Do you maybe want to get out of here?
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I don't mean that
the way that it sounded.
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- I just...
- Yeah.
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- The food here is terrible.
- No, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no,
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- let's get out of here.
- Okay, great.
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I'm gonna go get my jacket.
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All right.
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- I'll meet you outside.
- Okay.
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(CAR HORN HONKS)
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Jesus, what the hell happened, man?
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I met the girl.
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You met a girl while...
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No, no, no, no. The girl.
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Hey, h-how much money you got?
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None. Which is why
we're here in the first place.
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Hurry up. How much money you got on you?
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All right, I got...
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I got four bucks.
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Four bucks? Okay. I-I got five.
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Nine bucks to show my dream
girl the night of her life.
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Okay, I'll call you tomorrow.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
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♪
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I didn't get him anything.
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Please. You're a kid.
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Just paint some macaroni,
throw it on a piece of string,
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and call it a day. (LAUGHS)
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- Mm-mm.
- Aw, damn.
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I wanted to surprise you
with breakfast in bed.
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Happy birthday, baby. Mmm.
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- Thank you.
- Mmm.
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I just finished working out.
Sorry, I stink.
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- I love your stink.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Oh... oh...
- (CHUCKLES)
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- Damn.
- Hey, I warned you.
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Oh, you did.
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Yo, it's a good thing Zoe's staying here
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while she's making her documentary.
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Otherwise, Deja might never smile again.
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You really want to have
the talk with her today?
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Can't keep avoiding it.
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Plus, I got a plan.
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I can connect with her on this.
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Oh, hon, uh, don't shoot,
I'm just the messenger,
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but Kevin has requested
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a gluten-free birthday cake tonight.
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Kevin's coming tonight?
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It's cool. It's cool.
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Now I'm sure of it.
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Your brother and my cousin
are knockin' boots.
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What you talking about, Beth?
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It's an expression from the '90s.
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It means that they are having sex.
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I'm familiar with the expression, woman.
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I'm just asking why are you so positive?
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- Because I know.
- But you don't.
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- You need to talk to him.
- And say what?
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Tell him to "get the hell
off of Beth's cousin
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before I kill you in the face."
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I will say no such thing,
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especially when we have
no evidence to prove it.
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And I need you to swear that
you won't say anything tonight.
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- (CHUCKLES)
- Hey-hey-hey, it is my birthday.
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And I need you to swear to it on Oprah.
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- I'm not doing that.
- Beth.
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Fine. I will swear on Oprah.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Deja, come on, let's take a ride.
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Even Gayle let Oprah down sometimes.
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Heard it was your birthday.
What are you turning?
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Oh, yeah, I'm turning
30-none-of-your-business.
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That's how old I'm turning. Thank you.
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Few of my colleagues screened
the movie last night.
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They were raving about it.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Oh, man, I hope so.
I haven't seen it yet.
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You know, truth be told,
I'm, uh, scared to see it.
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I'm just gonna wait
till the premiere next week.
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I'm gonna watch it then
and just rip the Band-Aid off.
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(PHONE VIBRATING)
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- Do you mind if I...?
- Sure. Go ahead.
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- Is that okay? I'll be right back. Okay.
- Yeah.
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Hey. So, what am I, just an
afternoon booty call to you?
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Because that would be amazing.
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You can't come
to your birthday party tonight.
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- Oh, um...
- (SCOFFS)
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If she sees us together,
Beth is gonna figure it out.
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She's already been sniffing things out.
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She is like a secret bloodhound.
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Meaning she sniffs out secrets
like a bloodhound,
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or she's actually secretly a bloodhound?
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- You have to cancel.
- I'm not canceling.
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This is my birthday party, okay?
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I'm not canceling... you cancel.
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Okay. No touching,
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no flirting, and, um,
don't do that thing
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where you half smile,
'cause automatically,
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it makes me full smile, and she'll see.
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Fine. But you know what?
You can't dress all crazy, okay?
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Because for some reason, the
more you dress like Mia Farrow,
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the hotter I get.
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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Oh, and you know what?
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Don't talk about your weird documentary.
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Okay? Because it makes
you sound really smart,
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and when you sound really smart,
I half smile,
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and when I half smile,
it makes you full smile.
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You hung up on "fine," didn't you?
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Yeah, you did. Hung up on "fine."
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Fine.
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(MUTTERING): "In vitro fertilization..."
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(WHISPERING): Stop with the notebook.
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I am writing down key words
so I can remember stuff.
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As you can see, I have
polycystic ovary syndrome.
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- And Toby...
- Yeah.
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I-I have sperm, just not a lot of them.
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You know, and none of them are
breaking 40-yard dash records
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at the NFL Combine,
if you know what I'm saying.
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You've been on the
antidepressant how long?
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Uh, six years.
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Well, it's possible
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they're causing
the decreased sperm count.
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Uh, it's also possible
that they're preventing me
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00:12:21,292 --> 00:12:22,893
from crying all the time, so...
256
00:12:22,927 --> 00:12:24,027
(TOBY LAUGHS)
257
00:12:24,061 --> 00:12:25,384
(CLEARS THROAT)
258
00:12:26,369 --> 00:12:29,533
Look, Doc, this is why we're
here, okay? To start IVF.
259
00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:32,736
You are the best and Kate is the best
260
00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:34,900
and I am the best.
261
00:12:35,309 --> 00:12:36,704
- (GIGGLES)
- So...
262
00:12:38,439 --> 00:12:41,158
Um, it's my 38th birthday,
263
00:12:41,283 --> 00:12:45,064
and sometimes, I swear, I can
hear the clock just ticking.
264
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:48,285
Uh, but when we got
this appointment with you,
265
00:12:48,319 --> 00:12:50,620
on my birthday no less,
266
00:12:50,655 --> 00:12:53,990
I feel like the universe
just intervened.
267
00:12:55,978 --> 00:12:57,828
I know this isn't what you want to hear,
268
00:12:58,298 --> 00:13:02,384
but I'm not going to be able
to take you on as a patient.
269
00:13:03,467 --> 00:13:06,203
Wh-What? Why?
270
00:13:06,712 --> 00:13:10,440
At your weight, the chances of a
successful pregnancy are very slim,
271
00:13:10,474 --> 00:13:12,309
even if you go through in vitro.
272
00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:16,291
Yeah, we know. And we don't
care, and we, we want to try.
273
00:13:17,025 --> 00:13:18,448
And I admire that.
274
00:13:18,939 --> 00:13:22,085
But egg retrieval is invasive.
275
00:13:22,392 --> 00:13:25,188
At your BMI, going under anesthesia
276
00:13:25,223 --> 00:13:27,797
for an elective procedure
is not advisable.
277
00:13:27,822 --> 00:13:29,259
Yeah, we know all the risks.
278
00:13:29,293 --> 00:13:31,828
We've talked about it for hours on end.
279
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:36,392
All right? But we, we want
to take our chances.
280
00:13:37,212 --> 00:13:39,269
It's not just up to me, unfortunately.
281
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:42,973
I have partners at my practice,
there are liability issues.
282
00:13:43,587 --> 00:13:45,892
I'm not gonna be able
to help you here, Kate.
283
00:13:46,775 --> 00:13:48,645
And I fear you'll be hard-pressed
284
00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:50,283
to find anyone who will.
285
00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:54,283
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
286
00:13:59,236 --> 00:14:00,541
Okay. Got it.
287
00:14:01,483 --> 00:14:04,291
Thank you for explaining that to us.
288
00:14:05,994 --> 00:14:09,799
Um, my friend is throwing me
a birthday brunch, so...
289
00:14:10,107 --> 00:14:11,767
I know it's difficult.
290
00:14:14,755 --> 00:14:16,048
Yeah.
291
00:14:18,639 --> 00:14:19,970
Is that it?
292
00:14:22,712 --> 00:14:24,981
Okay, uh, it was
really nice to meet you.
293
00:14:25,016 --> 00:14:26,462
Excuse me.
294
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,793
I would not have taken you
for a carnival type of guy.
295
00:14:37,832 --> 00:14:39,332
Oh, yeah. Love a good carnival.
296
00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:41,701
Two tickets? That'll be, uh, five bucks.
297
00:14:41,934 --> 00:14:43,434
No, no, no. I, I got it.
298
00:14:43,459 --> 00:14:44,691
- Really?
- Yeah.
299
00:14:45,206 --> 00:14:46,640
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
300
00:14:46,674 --> 00:14:48,527
- You see the game?
- (SCOFFS) Crazy.
301
00:14:48,552 --> 00:14:50,353
- Crazy.
- Did-did you see the game?
302
00:14:50,854 --> 00:14:52,088
What game?
303
00:14:53,145 --> 00:14:55,293
New to America. Yeah.
304
00:14:55,964 --> 00:14:57,398
(JACK CHUCKLES)
305
00:14:58,753 --> 00:15:00,153
(GASPS)
306
00:15:00,187 --> 00:15:01,488
They have candy apples?
307
00:15:01,738 --> 00:15:03,289
- I love candy apples.
- Oh.
308
00:15:03,574 --> 00:15:04,738
When I was a little girl,
309
00:15:04,763 --> 00:15:06,764
- I lost a baby tooth in a candy apple...
- Uh-huh?
310
00:15:06,789 --> 00:15:08,537
and I put the whole thing
underneath my pillow
311
00:15:08,562 --> 00:15:11,031
for the tooth fairy.
My mother was furious,
312
00:15:11,065 --> 00:15:13,633
because, of course,
I ruined a set of pillowcases.
313
00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:16,169
Well, how-how about we, uh,
how about we get you one
314
00:15:16,203 --> 00:15:18,038
for old times' sake?
315
00:15:18,532 --> 00:15:19,732
Yeah.
316
00:15:20,066 --> 00:15:21,145
- Okay.
- Sure.
317
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,098
Oh, and a hot chocolate.
318
00:15:24,351 --> 00:15:25,887
- Sure.
- Thank you.
319
00:15:28,090 --> 00:15:31,685
Um, one hot chocolate
and one candy apple?
320
00:15:31,719 --> 00:15:32,980
That'll be two dollars.
321
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,676
- See the game?
- (BLOWS RASPBERRY) Insane.
322
00:15:38,193 --> 00:15:39,254
Thank you.
323
00:15:40,571 --> 00:15:41,705
You didn't want anything?
324
00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:43,297
- No, I'm okay.
- Oh.
325
00:15:43,404 --> 00:15:44,704
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
326
00:15:44,730 --> 00:15:45,819
(LAUGHS)
327
00:15:45,848 --> 00:15:46,921
Mmm.
328
00:15:49,436 --> 00:15:50,670
What?
329
00:15:50,891 --> 00:15:53,311
You, uh, you got something
330
00:15:53,336 --> 00:15:54,550
- on your, on your...
- What?
331
00:15:54,575 --> 00:15:56,225
- It's a piece of candy.
- Can you get it?
332
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:58,007
- May I? Yeah...
- Yeah.
333
00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:01,715
Thank you.
334
00:16:01,749 --> 00:16:02,849
- Uh-huh.
- (CHUCKLES)
335
00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,218
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
336
00:16:10,686 --> 00:16:12,952
Hello, hello. Cool uncle in the house.
337
00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:15,818
- ZOE: Kevin. Hey! How are you?
- Good.
338
00:16:15,843 --> 00:16:17,302
- It's been a while, huh?
- Yeah.
339
00:16:17,327 --> 00:16:19,065
- Since the wedding.
- What-what are we doing?
340
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,553
You swore on Oprah, you swore
on Oprah, you swore on Oprah.
341
00:16:21,578 --> 00:16:23,603
I've been hanging out here
a lot, seeing the girls.
342
00:16:23,637 --> 00:16:25,605
- Okay.
- Cutting my documentary in the city.
343
00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:27,436
Oh, hey, Beth.
344
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:30,225
We just ran into each other out here.
345
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,546
Cool, cool.
346
00:16:34,983 --> 00:16:36,549
You two are knocking boots.
347
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:38,593
- Oh.
- Uh...
348
00:16:40,755 --> 00:16:42,710
You know, we don't have
to go to this thing.
349
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,958
We can just call and tell 'em
you're not feeling well.
350
00:16:44,992 --> 00:16:46,733
Tobe, I can't bail on my own party.
351
00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:49,763
Honestly. And I'm fine.
352
00:16:50,624 --> 00:16:52,905
It's not the first time
I caught a bad break.
353
00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:59,061
- (LOW CHATTER)
- Hey. Hi.
354
00:16:59,296 --> 00:17:00,718
ALL: Hi!
355
00:17:00,808 --> 00:17:02,163
♪
356
00:17:17,097 --> 00:17:19,702
RANDALL: Okay. We're here.
357
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,254
So...
358
00:17:33,279 --> 00:17:35,848
this is the apartment building
Beth and I bought last year.
359
00:17:36,981 --> 00:17:39,418
It's where I found my biological father.
360
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,731
Knocked on the door
of that building two years ago.
361
00:17:44,629 --> 00:17:46,145
Two years ago to the day.
362
00:17:46,635 --> 00:17:47,989
Came in hot, too.
363
00:17:48,231 --> 00:17:50,390
Banging on that mug
like a Real Housewife,
364
00:17:50,424 --> 00:17:52,629
ready to throw down,
you know what I'm saying?
365
00:17:53,934 --> 00:17:56,247
You see, my father...
my biological father...
366
00:17:57,266 --> 00:17:59,465
was standing on the other side
of that door.
367
00:18:01,756 --> 00:18:03,747
Wound up getting
less than a year with him.
368
00:18:05,278 --> 00:18:08,262
I found him, then I lost him
all over again.
369
00:18:09,731 --> 00:18:10,977
Then I bought his building.
370
00:18:11,754 --> 00:18:14,113
Guess you don't have to drop
a hundo an hour on a therapist
371
00:18:14,148 --> 00:18:15,715
to crack that case, huh?
372
00:18:15,749 --> 00:18:16,950
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
373
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:25,325
It has defined my life, being adopted.
374
00:18:26,512 --> 00:18:28,728
It's defined my life,
even when I didn't realize
375
00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:29,926
it was defining it.
376
00:18:30,397 --> 00:18:34,020
And I think the part of that,
at least for me,
377
00:18:35,169 --> 00:18:37,971
is that this big giant thing
happened to me,
378
00:18:38,005 --> 00:18:39,723
and I didn't have any say in it.
379
00:18:41,348 --> 00:18:43,309
And I don't want that
to be the case for you.
380
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,606
Deja, we'd like to formally adopt you.
381
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,422
They're saying we can't
foster you forever,
382
00:18:56,457 --> 00:18:58,864
that we got to sign some papers
and start a process.
383
00:18:59,864 --> 00:19:02,254
And as much as we would love that,
384
00:19:02,982 --> 00:19:05,383
we don't want it to happen
unless it's your choice.
385
00:19:08,286 --> 00:19:09,989
You want me to say something, I know.
386
00:19:10,014 --> 00:19:11,926
No, I'm okay with whatever you decide,
387
00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:13,907
just as long as it's your choice.
388
00:19:13,941 --> 00:19:15,309
(LAUGHS SOFTLY) My choice.
389
00:19:17,921 --> 00:19:21,676
Look, you're a very nice person
390
00:19:22,249 --> 00:19:25,051
and you have a very nice family,
391
00:19:25,108 --> 00:19:29,645
and I'm real grateful for...
what you've done for me,
392
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,394
but when you try and pretend
like we're the same...
393
00:19:34,428 --> 00:19:36,161
- I'm not trying to pretend...
- You're not?
394
00:19:36,825 --> 00:19:38,965
'Cause I feel like we just drove an hour
395
00:19:38,999 --> 00:19:41,536
just so you could show me
how the same we are.
396
00:19:44,004 --> 00:19:47,020
You had one family your whole life.
397
00:19:48,168 --> 00:19:50,567
Two dads who loved you.
398
00:19:51,684 --> 00:19:54,309
I had one dad who never wanted me.
399
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,536
One mom who left me.
400
00:19:58,452 --> 00:20:01,137
So don't tell me
we're the same, Randall.
401
00:20:02,676 --> 00:20:05,731
Don't tell me that I have
a choice in anything.
402
00:20:10,604 --> 00:20:12,575
I'd like to leave now if that's okay.
403
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,976
I'm sorry to keep rambling.
404
00:20:22,078 --> 00:20:23,999
Will you please tell me
something about you?
405
00:20:24,109 --> 00:20:26,701
Like, I don't even know what do you do.
406
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,451
I'm kind of in between jobs right now.
407
00:20:29,476 --> 00:20:30,609
- Mm-hmm.
- I just...
408
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,677
I just... I got, I got back from Vietnam
409
00:20:32,702 --> 00:20:33,878
- not too long ago.
- Really?
410
00:20:33,913 --> 00:20:35,456
- Yeah.
- Wow.
411
00:20:35,481 --> 00:20:36,548
Yeah.
412
00:20:37,015 --> 00:20:39,117
Oh, God, was it just awful?
413
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,193
I mean, of course it was.
414
00:20:42,218 --> 00:20:43,457
I'm so sorry that I asked.
415
00:20:43,482 --> 00:20:45,085
No, no. No, no, no.
416
00:20:51,202 --> 00:20:52,797
I was just a mechanic.
417
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:55,804
- Huh.
- Yeah.
418
00:20:56,736 --> 00:20:59,398
Do you have any siblings?
419
00:21:01,242 --> 00:21:02,671
I had a brother.
420
00:21:04,015 --> 00:21:05,944
He died in the war.
421
00:21:05,978 --> 00:21:07,946
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
422
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,904
God, I'm so sorry.
423
00:21:09,929 --> 00:21:11,383
I had no idea.
424
00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:12,937
Of course you didn't.
425
00:21:18,372 --> 00:21:20,413
- I'm sorry.
- No, it's...
426
00:21:22,928 --> 00:21:24,093
(SIGHS)
427
00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:26,498
You know what? Can we try something?
428
00:21:26,906 --> 00:21:28,474
Let's answer at the same time.
429
00:21:28,499 --> 00:21:29,768
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.
430
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:31,763
Cats or dogs?
431
00:21:31,788 --> 00:21:33,156
- Dogs.
- Cats.
432
00:21:34,546 --> 00:21:36,781
- Okay. How about one more time?
- Sure.
433
00:21:36,806 --> 00:21:39,648
- Um, pizza toppings.
- Okay.
434
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,774
Mushrooms or pepperoni?
435
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,226
- Pepperoni.
- Mushrooms.
436
00:21:46,984 --> 00:21:48,353
Is that rain?
437
00:21:49,562 --> 00:21:50,568
I think it's raining.
438
00:21:50,593 --> 00:21:51,921
Yeah, I think it is raining.
439
00:21:52,296 --> 00:21:53,491
Oh, wow, look.
440
00:21:53,526 --> 00:21:55,365
That guy's already selling umbrellas.
441
00:21:55,390 --> 00:21:56,796
Should we go get one?
442
00:21:57,229 --> 00:22:00,288
I-I don't think it's raining
that bad, right?
443
00:22:02,882 --> 00:22:06,560
Uh... uh, I guess not.
444
00:22:06,585 --> 00:22:08,440
I mean, if you want,
I can buy you an umbrella,
445
00:22:08,474 --> 00:22:12,163
but... I don't think
it's raining that hard is all.
446
00:22:13,452 --> 00:22:14,906
Yeah, no, I'm fine.
447
00:22:15,848 --> 00:22:17,296
- Okay.
- Yeah.
448
00:22:20,086 --> 00:22:21,492
BETH: Zoe, you could be
with any other guy.
449
00:22:21,517 --> 00:22:23,240
- You're gonna be with Kevin?
- ZOE: Yes, I'm gonna be with Kevin.
450
00:22:23,265 --> 00:22:24,489
- What in the holy hell are you thinking?
- What?
451
00:22:24,523 --> 00:22:25,790
- What am I thinking?
- Yes.
452
00:22:25,825 --> 00:22:27,256
I'm thinking he looks like Batman
453
00:22:27,281 --> 00:22:28,662
and he is built like a truck.
454
00:22:28,687 --> 00:22:30,788
- Will you stop with the honesty?
- That's why.
455
00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:32,773
- Uncle Kevin?
- Yeah.
456
00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:35,200
Are you dating Zoe?
457
00:22:35,234 --> 00:22:37,635
ZOE: I think I can make
my own decisions on who I date.
458
00:22:37,677 --> 00:22:39,921
- BETH: Okay, but Kevin?! Kevin?!
- ZOE: Yes, Kevin!
459
00:22:39,946 --> 00:22:41,187
You know, we've been hanging out.
460
00:22:41,212 --> 00:22:42,656
We've been hanging out a lot, actually.
461
00:22:42,681 --> 00:22:44,242
You know, we don't, uh...
462
00:22:45,507 --> 00:22:48,921
we don't talk about
anything real or intense.
463
00:22:49,351 --> 00:22:50,682
And for me, you know,
that's-that's sort of
464
00:22:50,716 --> 00:22:52,365
the barometer of dating, right?
465
00:22:52,390 --> 00:22:53,718
Then again, I did date
Jennifer Love Hewitt
466
00:22:53,753 --> 00:22:55,086
for the better part of a year,
467
00:22:55,121 --> 00:22:57,021
and we talked about nothing intense.
468
00:22:57,056 --> 00:22:59,039
Do you know that he dated
the woman from Party of Five?
469
00:22:59,064 --> 00:23:00,331
Well, I love Neve Campbell.
470
00:23:00,538 --> 00:23:03,015
Can you keep a secret?
Just between us gals?
471
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,109
Huh? Huh.
472
00:23:05,765 --> 00:23:10,201
I, uh... I was gonna invite her
to my premiere.
473
00:23:10,452 --> 00:23:12,248
You know, sort of like
I was asking her to prom.
474
00:23:12,273 --> 00:23:14,773
You know what I mean? I thought
it'd be kind of, kind of cute.
475
00:23:14,807 --> 00:23:16,207
What do you think? Do you
think she'd like that?
476
00:23:16,232 --> 00:23:17,243
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
477
00:23:17,268 --> 00:23:18,921
BETH: Why do you want to
sit where you eat, Zoe?!
478
00:23:19,163 --> 00:23:22,213
Well, I'm gonna go check that out. Okay?
479
00:23:22,421 --> 00:23:23,827
I'm gonna brave that one.
480
00:23:23,852 --> 00:23:25,669
- Zoe, you're acting like a child.
- I am not.
481
00:23:25,694 --> 00:23:26,874
- KEVIN: Hey.
- You know what?
482
00:23:27,226 --> 00:23:29,429
You, out. You, sit.
483
00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:33,443
- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
484
00:23:35,195 --> 00:23:36,474
Nope. Can't even look at you.
485
00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:37,710
Get out again.
486
00:23:38,909 --> 00:23:43,713
♪ Happy birthday, dear Kate ♪
487
00:23:44,170 --> 00:23:48,189
♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
488
00:23:48,214 --> 00:23:49,812
All right. Make a wish.
489
00:23:53,761 --> 00:23:55,528
(WHOOPING AND CHEERING)
490
00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:01,882
Do you want to know what I wished for?
491
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:03,945
Uh, Kate, you can't say that
or it won't come true.
492
00:24:04,546 --> 00:24:06,140
- I wished for a baby.
- (WOMEN AWWING)
493
00:24:07,624 --> 00:24:09,827
But you're right, Madison,
it won't come true.
494
00:24:12,085 --> 00:24:14,038
And not because I said it out loud,
495
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,882
but because we can't.
496
00:24:17,092 --> 00:24:18,413
I can't.
497
00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:25,398
Do you know that I've lost 40 pounds?
498
00:24:25,878 --> 00:24:28,945
Yep. Slow and steady.
No fad diets, no pills.
499
00:24:28,970 --> 00:24:30,374
No slipups.
500
00:24:34,882 --> 00:24:36,999
I have been trapped...
501
00:24:37,556 --> 00:24:40,054
in this body for so long.
502
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,218
Trapped.
503
00:24:45,835 --> 00:24:47,515
And I try to stay positive.
504
00:24:47,648 --> 00:24:49,148
God, I really do.
505
00:24:51,952 --> 00:24:55,073
And I try not to ask myself:
is my weight
506
00:24:55,107 --> 00:24:56,851
the reason why I had my miscarriage,
507
00:24:56,907 --> 00:24:59,374
or is it the reason why
we can't get pregnant again?
508
00:25:01,804 --> 00:25:03,898
It's like this black cloud...
509
00:25:06,312 --> 00:25:09,587
follows me around, and
every time I get away from it,
510
00:25:09,622 --> 00:25:11,077
it catches up to me.
511
00:25:14,994 --> 00:25:18,452
I am so tired. I'm tired...
512
00:25:19,046 --> 00:25:21,421
of smiling and pretending
that it's sunny out.
513
00:25:21,538 --> 00:25:22,734
I'm done.
514
00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:25,726
Ooh.
515
00:25:27,578 --> 00:25:31,109
When is the universe
gonna give me a damn break?
516
00:25:37,247 --> 00:25:39,562
So, it's, um, a carrot cake.
517
00:25:42,288 --> 00:25:43,702
Thank you.
518
00:25:44,433 --> 00:25:47,327
Bad idea. Bad, bad idea.
519
00:26:06,070 --> 00:26:07,413
Deja, I'm sorry.
520
00:26:08,511 --> 00:26:10,012
I really screwed that up.
521
00:26:11,906 --> 00:26:15,587
Planned it for weeks, taking
you there, talking to you.
522
00:26:16,269 --> 00:26:18,804
- Kind of memorized my speech.
- I know.
523
00:26:22,702 --> 00:26:25,663
It was lame of me
to compare our situations.
524
00:26:27,427 --> 00:26:30,452
But it's only because I really
want all of this to work out.
525
00:26:33,572 --> 00:26:36,507
I think you're
an exceptional person, Deja.
526
00:26:39,628 --> 00:26:41,367
I miss talking to you.
527
00:26:47,195 --> 00:26:49,487
I'm sorry I screwed up
your birthday, Randall.
528
00:26:49,521 --> 00:26:51,570
No, it...
529
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,632
You didn't... (SIGHS)
530
00:26:56,662 --> 00:26:58,863
You didn't screw up my birthday.
531
00:27:02,624 --> 00:27:04,202
It didn't go so great.
532
00:27:04,398 --> 00:27:05,609
Yeah?
533
00:27:06,398 --> 00:27:08,937
I was really hoping for a win today.
534
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:11,452
I know.
535
00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:16,881
Zoe and Kevin are doing it.
536
00:27:17,351 --> 00:27:18,593
Yeah?
537
00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:21,234
I had to say something.
538
00:27:22,094 --> 00:27:23,296
I know.
539
00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:26,457
I don't know how you're gonna
make this right with Oprah,
540
00:27:26,492 --> 00:27:27,992
but I know.
541
00:27:28,663 --> 00:27:30,461
I made a donation to her foundation.
542
00:27:30,496 --> 00:27:31,835
Well, that's a start.
543
00:27:31,904 --> 00:27:33,139
♪
544
00:28:14,305 --> 00:28:16,891
You don't have to pretend
like you don't know who I am.
545
00:28:17,860 --> 00:28:20,899
You don't have to pretend like you do.
I really don't care.
546
00:28:21,837 --> 00:28:23,633
I just came here to say
547
00:28:24,922 --> 00:28:27,382
I'm gonna do something
really great with my life
548
00:28:27,407 --> 00:28:28,813
and you're gonna miss it.
549
00:28:29,610 --> 00:28:32,133
And my mom's gonna miss it, too,
but that's okay
550
00:28:33,063 --> 00:28:34,625
'cause I met these people.
551
00:28:35,696 --> 00:28:38,090
They think I'm exceptional.
552
00:28:39,078 --> 00:28:41,313
That's the word they use about me.
553
00:28:42,258 --> 00:28:44,235
And they actually want me.
554
00:28:44,555 --> 00:28:46,038
Like, they want me so bad
555
00:28:46,063 --> 00:28:49,711
that they plan out
weird conversations to tell me.
556
00:28:52,448 --> 00:28:55,360
So... I came here to tell you that.
557
00:28:58,297 --> 00:29:01,766
Actually, I came here
to ask you for something.
558
00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:05,758
One thing and then you'll never
have to hear from me again.
559
00:29:21,735 --> 00:29:23,952
You sure you don't want
to play one of the games?
560
00:29:23,977 --> 00:29:25,170
Nah, I'm okay.
561
00:29:25,610 --> 00:29:26,938
Thank you.
562
00:29:28,383 --> 00:29:30,623
- I should probably get home.
- I mean, we could take a walk.
563
00:29:30,648 --> 00:29:32,024
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
564
00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:55,274
Well, it was very nice
to meet you, Jack.
565
00:29:55,299 --> 00:29:58,110
Thank you for a nice night.
566
00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:00,508
I couldn't pay for the umbrella.
567
00:30:01,450 --> 00:30:02,836
I... (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
568
00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:05,664
I started the night with nine bucks.
569
00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:09,922
Five bucks to get in,
two bucks for a candy apple
570
00:30:09,947 --> 00:30:13,532
and a hot chocolate, which is
kind of a rip-off in my opinion,
571
00:30:13,557 --> 00:30:15,266
but that's neither here nor there.
572
00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:18,060
That left me with two dollars.
573
00:30:18,438 --> 00:30:20,306
And if I bought the umbrella,
574
00:30:20,331 --> 00:30:23,485
then I wouldn't have enough
for any of the games.
575
00:30:24,922 --> 00:30:27,844
I didn't know if you wanted
to play any games,
576
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,117
but I couldn't take that chance
577
00:30:29,142 --> 00:30:31,282
because, well,
I-I-I brought you to a carnival,
578
00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:32,938
and you don't bring a girl to a carnival
579
00:30:32,963 --> 00:30:35,110
and-and not let her play any games.
580
00:30:44,070 --> 00:30:45,399
I've been having...
581
00:30:46,658 --> 00:30:49,282
a hard time since I got back.
582
00:30:50,962 --> 00:30:55,477
Making money... finding my place.
583
00:31:01,123 --> 00:31:02,860
I don't like talking about the war.
584
00:31:04,885 --> 00:31:06,211
Or my brother.
585
00:31:07,829 --> 00:31:09,086
It makes me sad.
586
00:31:10,526 --> 00:31:13,422
It makes me... angry.
587
00:31:16,528 --> 00:31:17,953
But I like talking to you.
588
00:31:19,532 --> 00:31:20,750
A lot.
589
00:31:22,538 --> 00:31:25,664
You make me feel like I'm home.
590
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:31,188
And I, and I never really
felt like that before.
591
00:31:37,994 --> 00:31:39,813
I'm sorry it was such
a lousy first date.
592
00:31:39,838 --> 00:31:40,953
I mean...
593
00:31:43,373 --> 00:31:45,469
I'm really, very sorry.
594
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,703
- It's a hard no on cats?
- Allergic.
595
00:31:57,953 --> 00:32:00,000
Oh. And mushrooms?
596
00:32:00,025 --> 00:32:01,430
- Oh, I hate 'em.
- (LAUGHS)
597
00:32:02,367 --> 00:32:04,313
No, like, I passionately hate them.
598
00:32:04,338 --> 00:32:05,505
(LAUGHING): Okay.
599
00:32:07,045 --> 00:32:09,407
Oh, yeah, it was a...
600
00:32:10,661 --> 00:32:12,664
pretty bad first date.
601
00:32:13,867 --> 00:32:14,889
I know.
602
00:32:14,914 --> 00:32:16,837
♪ And just a little bit ♪
603
00:32:17,499 --> 00:32:19,000
♪ Of rain... ♪
604
00:32:21,711 --> 00:32:23,133
My girlfriends told me
605
00:32:23,158 --> 00:32:25,024
I'm supposed to pretend
606
00:32:25,049 --> 00:32:28,321
to forget something in the car
607
00:32:28,346 --> 00:32:29,813
if it's a really great first date.
608
00:32:29,838 --> 00:32:32,063
That way the guy has to come
609
00:32:32,088 --> 00:32:33,930
and return it the next day, but...
610
00:32:36,516 --> 00:32:38,784
this was not that kind of first date,
611
00:32:39,270 --> 00:32:40,899
and I'm not that kind of girl.
612
00:32:41,246 --> 00:32:43,547
Plus, the mushrooms are
a non-starter for me.
613
00:32:43,572 --> 00:32:45,006
(CHUCKLES)
614
00:32:45,235 --> 00:32:49,138
♪ Lonely blue and sad times... ♪
615
00:32:50,750 --> 00:32:53,571
Oh, but the way
that you look at me, wow.
616
00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:57,666
♪ And just a little bit of rain... ♪
617
00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:03,617
I never, ever do this.
618
00:33:14,838 --> 00:33:16,196
Good night, Jack.
619
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:21,602
♪ And if I look back ♪
620
00:33:23,646 --> 00:33:25,781
♪ I will remember ♪
621
00:33:26,143 --> 00:33:28,735
♪ All the good times ♪
622
00:33:31,405 --> 00:33:32,977
♪ Warm days ♪
623
00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:36,203
♪ Filled with sunshine... ♪
624
00:33:36,871 --> 00:33:38,086
(CHUCKLES)
625
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:41,375
♪ And just a little bit ♪
626
00:33:41,914 --> 00:33:43,985
♪ Of rain... ♪
627
00:33:44,172 --> 00:33:46,446
- Hey, listen...
- Nope. Me.
628
00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:49,524
All right.
629
00:33:50,727 --> 00:33:53,133
You haven't seen through
a romantic relationship
630
00:33:53,158 --> 00:33:54,446
in your entire life.
631
00:33:54,471 --> 00:33:56,336
- Beth...
- Kevin... Uh-uh, still me.
632
00:33:57,547 --> 00:33:59,828
Look, I adore you, bro-in-law.
633
00:34:00,242 --> 00:34:02,242
Okay? I know I don't
always say it out loud
634
00:34:02,267 --> 00:34:04,532
because it kind of ruins
my schtick, but I do.
635
00:34:06,535 --> 00:34:08,946
You know, you're the only person
who talks to my kids
636
00:34:08,971 --> 00:34:11,516
like they're people and not just kids.
637
00:34:13,082 --> 00:34:16,407
You're kind. You're funny.
638
00:34:17,899 --> 00:34:19,250
And... (CHUCKLES)
639
00:34:19,275 --> 00:34:20,594
everything about the way you look
640
00:34:20,619 --> 00:34:23,063
says people should hate you,
but somehow everybody loves you.
641
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:25,797
I love you.
642
00:34:30,609 --> 00:34:32,758
She will break you, Kevin.
643
00:34:34,282 --> 00:34:35,985
I have known you for 20 years.
644
00:34:36,010 --> 00:34:37,820
I have known her all of her life.
645
00:34:37,860 --> 00:34:40,172
Her background is complicated.
646
00:34:43,305 --> 00:34:44,852
She eats men up and spits them out,
647
00:34:44,877 --> 00:34:46,492
and you won't stand a chance.
648
00:34:51,931 --> 00:34:54,367
I can't believe you know how
to use the word "schtick."
649
00:34:58,686 --> 00:35:00,688
I know a lot of things, Kevin.
650
00:35:30,096 --> 00:35:32,477
There are other ways to have children.
651
00:35:33,336 --> 00:35:35,771
Yeah, I know.
652
00:35:37,203 --> 00:35:38,930
The whole IVF thing
was stressing me out.
653
00:35:38,955 --> 00:35:40,500
I didn't like hearing
the doctor talk about
654
00:35:40,525 --> 00:35:42,024
how it was dangerous for you.
655
00:35:44,815 --> 00:35:46,180
I was scared, too.
656
00:35:48,937 --> 00:35:52,430
And it probably wouldn't have
worked anyway.
657
00:35:53,696 --> 00:35:56,086
I was hoping you'd change
your mind on the whole thing.
658
00:35:56,111 --> 00:35:59,347
You know, the-the expense,
the hormones, all of it.
659
00:35:59,372 --> 00:36:01,047
I just wasn't feeling it.
660
00:36:05,939 --> 00:36:07,164
Me either.
661
00:36:08,657 --> 00:36:11,305
Look, I can pare back
on my antidepressants,
662
00:36:11,330 --> 00:36:12,680
you know, get my sperm count up.
663
00:36:12,705 --> 00:36:14,872
Maybe we get lucky?
It only takes a couple months
664
00:36:14,897 --> 00:36:16,649
- to get the counts back up.
- No. No way.
665
00:36:18,793 --> 00:36:22,128
So... screw IVF.
666
00:36:24,379 --> 00:36:25,680
Screw IVF.
667
00:36:25,865 --> 00:36:27,866
- Yeah, screw it.
- Yeah.
668
00:36:30,044 --> 00:36:31,744
- (CHUCKLES)
- (PHONE BUZZING)
669
00:36:31,973 --> 00:36:33,266
(TOBY SNORTS)
670
00:36:38,865 --> 00:36:40,039
Hello.
671
00:36:40,186 --> 00:36:42,907
Oh, hi. Um, yes.
672
00:36:43,628 --> 00:36:47,625
5:00. Um, okay. Yeah, thank you.
673
00:36:48,935 --> 00:36:50,360
What 5:00?
674
00:36:53,598 --> 00:36:56,344
That was Dr. Jasper.
She wants us to come back in.
675
00:36:59,606 --> 00:37:00,836
Uh...
676
00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:08,546
All right, everybody,
T-minus five minutes
677
00:37:08,562 --> 00:37:10,498
until the birthday festivities begin.
678
00:37:10,523 --> 00:37:13,053
Hey, Deja, that means you, too.
679
00:37:13,078 --> 00:37:14,845
Yo, Kev, Zoe!
680
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,548
- Show yourselves before you get too...
- Really? Stop it.
681
00:37:20,249 --> 00:37:21,554
I snuck out.
682
00:37:22,695 --> 00:37:24,788
I went back to my old neighborhood.
683
00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:27,112
Hey, Deja, there are rules here.
684
00:37:27,429 --> 00:37:29,162
I don't care how upset you are with us,
685
00:37:29,197 --> 00:37:30,718
you don't get to just
climb out of your window
686
00:37:30,743 --> 00:37:33,937
and go... Oh... my God, is that for me?
687
00:37:34,359 --> 00:37:35,679
(CHUCKLES)
688
00:37:39,238 --> 00:37:41,039
I like surprises.
689
00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:52,538
It's about damn time. I need the car.
690
00:37:58,300 --> 00:37:59,501
What's with you?
691
00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:06,187
SPORTSCASTER (ON TV):
When earlier today, we witnessed
692
00:38:06,211 --> 00:38:08,685
one of the most remarkable
comebacks in history.
693
00:38:08,710 --> 00:38:10,695
After Oakland's late touchdown,
694
00:38:10,757 --> 00:38:12,226
it looked like all was lost.
695
00:38:14,163 --> 00:38:15,636
DR. JASPER: I didn't like this morning.
696
00:38:15,661 --> 00:38:17,061
Watching you leave like that,
697
00:38:17,343 --> 00:38:18,741
crushing you like that.
698
00:38:19,710 --> 00:38:22,624
I got into this to make
the impossible possible,
699
00:38:22,946 --> 00:38:24,580
not more impossible.
700
00:38:26,324 --> 00:38:28,546
I've spoken to my partners.
701
00:38:29,616 --> 00:38:31,929
I've spoken to colleagues
who have had success
702
00:38:31,954 --> 00:38:33,687
with IVF at your weight.
703
00:38:33,932 --> 00:38:38,273
Realistically, there's about
a 90% chance of failure here,
704
00:38:39,835 --> 00:38:42,671
but I'm choosing to look
705
00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:44,163
at the ten percent side today.
706
00:38:45,062 --> 00:38:47,882
So, if you want to move forward,
707
00:38:47,907 --> 00:38:49,132
knowing that,
708
00:38:50,279 --> 00:38:52,148
I will take you on as a patient.
709
00:38:55,878 --> 00:38:58,346
- Really?
- Really.
710
00:38:59,976 --> 00:39:01,616
Really, really?
711
00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:14,820
SPORTSCASTER (ON TV):
With just seconds left to play,
712
00:39:14,845 --> 00:39:16,937
Terry Bradshaw's pass was deflected.
713
00:39:17,218 --> 00:39:19,070
All seemed lost for Pittsburgh
714
00:39:19,095 --> 00:39:21,304
until, in a miraculous turn of events,
715
00:39:21,329 --> 00:39:23,097
the ball fell right into the hands
716
00:39:23,122 --> 00:39:25,357
of star running back Franco Harris,
717
00:39:25,382 --> 00:39:27,679
who ran it in for
the game-winning touchdown
718
00:39:27,704 --> 00:39:29,338
as time expired.
719
00:39:29,363 --> 00:39:31,164
CURT GOWDY (ON TV):
Franco Harris has it!
720
00:39:31,189 --> 00:39:33,490
And it's over! He grabbed it
721
00:39:33,515 --> 00:39:35,898
with five seconds to go and scored!
722
00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:01,098
Deja, are these expensive?
723
00:40:01,343 --> 00:40:03,445
- Like, how did you even...?
- I had a connection.
724
00:40:03,976 --> 00:40:05,421
It's no big deal.
725
00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:10,116
Oh, and you could sign
those papers if you want.
726
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,905
GOWDY: You talk
about Christmas miracles,
727
00:40:15,991 --> 00:40:18,516
here's the miracle of all miracles.
728
00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:20,866
Franco, you remember now
the ball coming to you?
729
00:40:20,891 --> 00:40:23,062
I don't know, like, I seen it bounce off
730
00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:25,866
and I just, you know, looked up
731
00:40:26,715 --> 00:40:28,624
and I just put my hands out and...
732
00:40:30,101 --> 00:40:31,804
Apparently, you're gonna have to
733
00:40:31,829 --> 00:40:33,697
shoot me up with hormones every day.
734
00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:36,304
It's gonna be like
Requiem for a Dream up in here!
735
00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:38,718
That sounds good, hon.
736
00:40:44,049 --> 00:40:46,244
SPORTSCASTER: It's just one
of those plays that'll go down
737
00:40:46,269 --> 00:40:48,229
in history, a single moment
738
00:40:48,377 --> 00:40:51,215
- that changed destiny forever.
- (TOILET FLUSHING)
739
00:40:51,619 --> 00:40:53,283
It's time to go see her, Tess.
740
00:40:54,741 --> 00:40:56,307
I'm not ready.
741
00:40:59,088 --> 00:41:01,799
I'm just gonna run to the
restroom before we head over.
742
00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:03,327
I'll be right here.
743
00:41:08,192 --> 00:41:09,439
(PHONE DIALING)
744
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,803
(PHONE RINGING)
745
00:41:15,774 --> 00:41:17,729
- Hey, Randall.
- RANDALL (ON PHONE): Hey.
746
00:41:18,122 --> 00:41:19,346
You coming down?
747
00:41:22,033 --> 00:41:24,181
(SIGHS) Yeah, I don't know if I should.
748
00:41:24,216 --> 00:41:26,025
She wants you to be there, too.
749
00:41:27,088 --> 00:41:28,682
All right, I'll see you soon.
750
00:41:28,707 --> 00:41:30,580
RANDALL: All right, bye.
751
00:41:31,846 --> 00:41:34,768
SPORTSCASTER: And while
there may be heartbreak
752
00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:37,528
tonight in Oakland, here in Pittsburgh,
753
00:41:37,553 --> 00:41:40,522
they're calling it
the Immaculate Reception.
754
00:41:40,547 --> 00:41:42,482
(LAUGHTER)
755
00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:56,547
(DOORBELL RINGS)
756
00:42:10,479 --> 00:42:12,158
SPORTSCASTER: A reminder
for all of us, I think,
757
00:42:12,248 --> 00:42:15,217
that sometimes a ball
has to bounce off one person
758
00:42:15,242 --> 00:42:18,564
a few times to wind up
in the hands of the right guy
759
00:42:18,812 --> 00:42:22,082
and make a story truly immortal.
760
00:42:22,107 --> 00:42:25,114
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