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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,402 --> 00:00:29,900 {\an2} SubText: NoRMITA.326 2 00:00:31,134 --> 00:00:33,300 Attention, all you trick-or-treaters, 3 00:00:33,302 --> 00:00:36,233 it's time to get your ghoul on, 4 00:00:36,235 --> 00:00:39,333 for tonight is All Hallow's Eve, 5 00:00:39,335 --> 00:00:41,766 my favorite time of the year. 6 00:00:41,768 --> 00:00:46,233 Our little town really comes alive on October 31st, 7 00:00:46,235 --> 00:00:49,233 when witches and devils, imps and monsters 8 00:00:49,235 --> 00:00:51,233 roam our town. 9 00:03:14,234 --> 00:03:16,233 As the holiday activities begin, 10 00:03:16,235 --> 00:03:19,000 the streets are filled with all kinds 11 00:03:19,002 --> 00:03:21,333 of creatures of the night. 12 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:25,066 Some wear masks to disguise their dark intentions, 13 00:03:25,068 --> 00:03:28,133 while others choose to hide in plain sight. 14 00:03:28,135 --> 00:03:31,300 So warning to those of you collecting your treats 15 00:03:31,302 --> 00:03:33,300 and filling your bellies. 16 00:03:33,302 --> 00:03:35,367 Keep your wits about you 17 00:03:35,369 --> 00:03:38,333 and don't forget to check your candy. 18 00:04:09,067 --> 00:04:10,632 Hey, Mikey, slow down. 19 00:04:10,634 --> 00:04:12,512 You're gonna make yourself sick. 20 00:04:13,767 --> 00:04:15,632 Oh! 21 00:04:15,634 --> 00:04:17,200 What'd I miss? 22 00:04:17,202 --> 00:04:19,500 Just Mikey being a human garbage disposal. 23 00:04:19,501 --> 00:04:21,166 Ooh, I see. 24 00:04:22,734 --> 00:04:26,000 Seriously, Mikey, you better save some for Sweet Tooth. 25 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:29,632 Who's Sweet Tooth? 26 00:04:34,533 --> 00:04:36,100 About 50 years ago, 27 00:04:36,102 --> 00:04:38,432 Timothy Blake lived on this very street. 28 00:04:38,434 --> 00:04:42,333 Timmy loved Halloween. 29 00:04:42,335 --> 00:04:44,100 He loved to dress up. 30 00:04:44,102 --> 00:04:47,433 Most of all, he loved trick-or-treating. 31 00:04:47,434 --> 00:04:50,733 But he was always sad when he had to go home. 32 00:04:52,767 --> 00:04:54,400 But that's the best part. 33 00:04:54,402 --> 00:04:57,532 That's when you get to eat all the candy. 34 00:04:58,533 --> 00:05:00,233 Not for Timmy. 35 00:05:00,235 --> 00:05:03,166 See, Timmy's parents were really strict. 36 00:05:03,168 --> 00:05:04,699 They would let him go out trick-or-treating, 37 00:05:04,701 --> 00:05:09,332 but they never let him eat any of the candy. 38 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:22,065 They said eating candy would make him fat and lazy 39 00:05:22,068 --> 00:05:24,133 and rot his teeth. 40 00:05:30,267 --> 00:05:33,666 Go to your room, son. 41 00:05:33,668 --> 00:05:35,666 Why let him go trick-or-treating then 42 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,399 if he couldn't have any candy? 43 00:05:37,401 --> 00:05:39,399 What do they do with it all? 44 00:05:39,401 --> 00:05:41,766 That's exactly what Timmy wanted to know. 45 00:05:41,768 --> 00:05:43,466 So one Halloween, 46 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:46,000 Timmy snuck downstairs to find out. 47 00:06:00,135 --> 00:06:03,066 Where'd he get all this? Did you find it? 48 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:26,332 Mmm! Mmm! 49 00:06:44,135 --> 00:06:46,266 Suck on this! 50 00:06:47,768 --> 00:06:51,033 There's my candy bar! 51 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:53,066 What did he do? 52 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:04,766 No! 53 00:07:09,467 --> 00:07:12,200 No, no, no! 54 00:07:12,202 --> 00:07:15,000 After he killed his parents, 55 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:18,066 Timmy finally had his first piece of candy. 56 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:22,366 He was hooked. 57 00:07:22,368 --> 00:07:25,699 He ate every last piece his parents hadn't. 58 00:07:25,701 --> 00:07:27,766 - But... - What? 59 00:07:27,768 --> 00:07:29,733 He wanted more. 60 00:07:29,735 --> 00:07:32,466 But there wasn't any left. 61 00:07:34,433 --> 00:07:36,265 Yes, there was. 62 00:07:40,433 --> 00:07:42,599 No way. 63 00:07:42,601 --> 00:07:45,332 Timmy ate all the candy he could find 64 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:47,466 inside his parents, but... 65 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:50,766 - What? - He wanted more. 66 00:07:50,768 --> 00:07:56,499 Now every Halloween, every single Halloween since, 67 00:07:56,501 --> 00:08:00,232 his evil spirit comes back trick-or-treating. 68 00:08:00,234 --> 00:08:02,366 If you don't share your candy with him, 69 00:08:02,368 --> 00:08:05,265 he will come and take it, all of it, 70 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:07,566 even the candy you've already eaten. 71 00:08:07,568 --> 00:08:12,133 Anything to satisfy his sweet tooth. 72 00:08:26,134 --> 00:08:29,199 Lizzy, is it true what Kyle said? 73 00:08:29,201 --> 00:08:32,132 It was just a story, Mikey. He was just trying to scare you. 74 00:08:32,135 --> 00:08:35,100 He's a douchebag. 75 00:08:35,102 --> 00:08:37,100 Get some sleep. 76 00:09:04,433 --> 00:09:06,132 As long as they have you... 77 00:09:09,433 --> 00:09:12,132 - What are you doing? - Celebrating. 78 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,366 I think Mikey almost shit his pants. 79 00:09:14,368 --> 00:09:16,033 Thanks for the assist. 80 00:09:16,035 --> 00:09:18,500 We'll be lucky if he gets any sleep tonight. 81 00:09:18,501 --> 00:09:20,133 I think we might have taken it too far. 82 00:09:20,135 --> 00:09:22,133 Come on, Liz. 83 00:09:22,135 --> 00:09:24,500 The Sweet Tooth story's a Halloween tradition. 84 00:09:24,501 --> 00:09:27,766 Every kid in town falls for it. It's like a rite of passage. 85 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:32,399 I know, but you didn't have to be such a... 86 00:09:32,401 --> 00:09:33,599 ...an awesome guy? 87 00:09:33,601 --> 00:09:36,000 A douchebag. 88 00:09:36,002 --> 00:09:38,066 His words, not mine. 89 00:09:39,533 --> 00:09:41,432 Peace offering? 90 00:10:37,734 --> 00:10:39,000 Trick or treat. 91 00:10:49,067 --> 00:10:52,698 Get out in that field. It could be a barn fire. 92 00:10:52,701 --> 00:10:55,265 Oh, my God. I can't believe we ate it all. 93 00:10:55,267 --> 00:10:57,499 I feel sick. 94 00:10:57,501 --> 00:10:59,232 Where you going? 95 00:10:59,234 --> 00:11:02,599 I'm going to get some Pepto before we both get sick. 96 00:11:05,233 --> 00:11:06,699 Better hurry. 97 00:11:06,701 --> 00:11:09,100 You know we are going to have to get more candy. 98 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:11,099 Don't say the C-word. 99 00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:20,526 Hit him in the head, right between the eyes. 100 00:11:22,568 --> 00:11:25,265 Good shot. 101 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:27,199 Okay, he's dead. Let's go get him. 102 00:11:27,201 --> 00:11:29,599 That's another one for the fire. 103 00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:45,366 Trick or treat. 104 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,032 Mikey? 105 00:11:58,767 --> 00:12:00,532 I'm coming! I'm coming! 106 00:12:00,534 --> 00:12:02,366 Don't puke! Don't puke! 107 00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:05,366 You gonna live? 108 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,032 You better get going. 109 00:12:10,034 --> 00:12:12,032 Mikey's parents will be home soon. 110 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,999 Kyle. 111 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,065 Kyle! 112 00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:30,366 Trick or treat. 113 00:12:33,033 --> 00:12:34,399 Lizzy! 114 00:12:34,401 --> 00:12:35,999 Mikey! 115 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,332 I'm too tired. 116 00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:29,165 - I don't wanna drive her home. - I don't eith... 117 00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:31,732 - Whoa! - Jesus, Mikey. 118 00:13:31,735 --> 00:13:33,632 Don't yell at him tonight. It's Halloween. 119 00:13:33,634 --> 00:13:36,232 - I'm too drunk to yell at him. - Trick or treat, by the way. 120 00:13:36,234 --> 00:13:37,366 Trick or treat. 121 00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:39,099 - Do you want a treat? - Yes. 122 00:13:39,101 --> 00:13:42,332 - Do you want a treat from me? - I want a trick first. 123 00:13:42,334 --> 00:13:44,366 - What about the babysitter? - Okay, okay, shh. 124 00:13:44,368 --> 00:13:47,432 I'm gonna keep this thing on. I promise you that, okay? 125 00:13:47,434 --> 00:13:50,366 Absolutely you can tuck me in. 126 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,366 They ate all of my candy. 127 00:14:13,033 --> 00:14:15,165 I can't believe I let you talk me into this. 128 00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:17,399 It's 3 p.m. and we're dressed like assholes. 129 00:14:17,401 --> 00:14:20,032 I can talk you into anything I want dressed like this. 130 00:14:20,034 --> 00:14:21,733 Gross! I'm right here. 131 00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:24,166 You mad that your sister took your costume, bud? 132 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,432 How can you even breathe in that thing? 133 00:14:25,434 --> 00:14:27,165 It's 100 fucking degrees outside. 134 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,399 - You get used to it. - Leave him alone, Todd. 135 00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:32,466 - He likes his dorky outfit. - Oh, my God, Billy! 136 00:14:32,468 --> 00:14:35,099 I am an idiot. I totally forgot to ask. 137 00:14:35,101 --> 00:14:37,132 - Did your mother dress up? - What? 138 00:14:37,134 --> 00:14:39,532 Is your mother in a slutty costume like your sister? 139 00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:41,332 - Hey! - What? 140 00:14:41,334 --> 00:14:42,733 You remember your mom brought you to school 141 00:14:42,735 --> 00:14:44,432 in that Catwoman outfit one year? 142 00:14:44,434 --> 00:14:46,432 - We still talk about it. - You're such a pig. 143 00:14:46,434 --> 00:14:48,399 Can't we just go trick-or-treating? 144 00:14:48,401 --> 00:14:51,065 Is he special? It's not even dark yet. 145 00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:53,499 Plus, I think it's time you do Halloween like the big kids. 146 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:56,132 Todd, don't. Do we have to do this every year? 147 00:14:56,134 --> 00:14:58,399 - Do what? - Pranks. 148 00:14:58,401 --> 00:15:01,032 Do the tricks and get the treats. 149 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,532 With us, tonight. 150 00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:04,199 Billy, you love candy, right? 151 00:15:04,201 --> 00:15:06,366 - Yeah. - And you also love Halloween 152 00:15:06,368 --> 00:15:08,499 'cause you're dressed like a retarded six-year-old 153 00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:10,299 from Leave it to Beaver, no offense. 154 00:15:10,301 --> 00:15:13,332 But you know who doesn't love Halloween? 155 00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:14,666 Your next-door neighbor. 156 00:15:14,668 --> 00:15:16,666 He has to watch you spaz out every year. 157 00:15:16,668 --> 00:15:19,165 And does he even put up any decorations 158 00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:23,532 or leave the lights on or leave out a bowl of candy? 159 00:15:23,534 --> 00:15:26,265 No way. Why would we egg anyone? 160 00:15:26,267 --> 00:15:28,999 Why do you think kids tag his house every year? 161 00:15:29,001 --> 00:15:31,032 I mean, it's been going on for as long as I can remember. 162 00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:33,032 - It's a Halloween tradition. - It kind of is. 163 00:15:33,034 --> 00:15:35,065 I actually started when I was about your age too. 164 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,032 Plus, if you don't, I will tell everyone 165 00:15:37,034 --> 00:15:38,132 that you pissed your pants. 166 00:15:38,134 --> 00:15:39,566 But I don't pee... 167 00:15:39,568 --> 00:15:42,132 No one else will know that, Captain Pisspants. 168 00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:50,666 But I don't pee in my pants. 169 00:15:50,668 --> 00:15:52,733 Really? Fine. 170 00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:54,299 Go. Up there. 171 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,666 Oh, my God. 172 00:16:03,668 --> 00:16:05,666 - Oh, shoot! - Holy shit, run. 173 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:11,265 Oh, shit! 174 00:16:11,267 --> 00:16:13,366 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 175 00:16:13,368 --> 00:16:16,399 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 176 00:16:16,401 --> 00:16:18,432 Nice costume. 177 00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:31,532 I didn't...I mean, I had no idea. 178 00:16:32,633 --> 00:16:36,399 No idea that what? 179 00:16:36,401 --> 00:16:38,499 That you terrible children 180 00:16:38,501 --> 00:16:42,532 have been destroying my home for years? 181 00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:45,165 He said...they told me it was a Halloween tradition to prank. 182 00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:46,366 Quiet! 183 00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:50,065 Young man... 184 00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:51,366 tonight... 185 00:16:51,368 --> 00:16:54,432 you are going to learn... 186 00:16:54,434 --> 00:17:01,265 what a real Halloween prank is. 187 00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:02,599 By the way, Billy, 188 00:17:02,601 --> 00:17:04,632 is your mother dressing up again this year? 189 00:17:04,634 --> 00:17:06,698 Hmm? 190 00:17:21,401 --> 00:17:24,165 Yeah! 191 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:27,532 Ladies, Happy Halloween. 192 00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:31,032 Ooh. 193 00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:37,032 Meow! 194 00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:40,698 Boo! Boo! 195 00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:42,065 Come on. 196 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,699 Ohh... 197 00:17:53,501 --> 00:17:55,999 Happy Hallo...ween. 198 00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:02,432 Candy rots your teeth. Can't have that, can we? 199 00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:03,633 - Ugh! - Don't forget to floss! 200 00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:05,698 What an asshole. 201 00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,499 Happy Halloween! 202 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,765 - What the hell? - Hey! 203 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:58,631 - Billy, what the hell, man? - Billy, you little shit! 204 00:18:58,633 --> 00:19:00,499 What are you doing? Is that gasoline? 205 00:19:00,501 --> 00:19:02,232 Are you joking me? 206 00:19:02,234 --> 00:19:04,272 What are you doing out here by yourself? 207 00:19:06,034 --> 00:19:08,165 It's not funny! 208 00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:09,199 It is not funny! 209 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,232 Hey, give me the candy! 210 00:19:40,234 --> 00:19:42,099 Hold that. 211 00:19:42,101 --> 00:19:43,366 He's got a gun! 212 00:19:43,368 --> 00:19:46,765 That's it! Go, go, go, go, go, go! 213 00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:49,665 Go, go, go! Get the trick-or-treater! 214 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,099 Get 'em, kid! 215 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,999 It's tight! Tight in the shirt! 216 00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:05,265 - It's a heart attack. - Oh, my God. 217 00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:08,631 Are you okay? 218 00:20:14,266 --> 00:20:16,632 - Aren't you Adrianne Curry? - Yes. 219 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:19,531 Ooh! Might I have your autograph? 220 00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:21,531 Big fan, big fan! 221 00:20:21,533 --> 00:20:23,332 Okay. 222 00:20:25,633 --> 00:20:27,032 Thank you. 223 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,265 Adrianne Curry! 224 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,299 How many Twitter followers do you have? 225 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,199 500 thousand? 226 00:20:37,201 --> 00:20:40,065 500 thousand and one. 227 00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:52,032 Hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em! 228 00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:15,132 Shh. 229 00:21:28,632 --> 00:21:33,631 Ah! I guess we'll come back again. 230 00:21:33,633 --> 00:21:37,032 Good going, buddy! 231 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:44,498 Excellent work back there, Mordecai. 232 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:48,465 Now if you'd be so kind as to untie our guest. 233 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,999 What? I thought you were gonna show me 234 00:21:52,001 --> 00:21:53,431 what a real Halloween prank was. 235 00:21:53,433 --> 00:21:56,299 Oh, I believe I did. 236 00:21:56,301 --> 00:22:01,733 And I believe you'll find some visitors at your home. 237 00:22:01,734 --> 00:22:08,331 Why don't you just run along now, little boy? 238 00:22:08,334 --> 00:22:12,532 You know, your mother's going to have a lot more free time 239 00:22:12,533 --> 00:22:14,565 on her hands now. 240 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:18,498 I just want you to know that I plan to be here for her. 241 00:22:27,733 --> 00:22:29,732 Freeze! Let me see your hands! 242 00:22:29,734 --> 00:22:32,531 - Get on the ground! - Hands behind your head! 243 00:22:32,533 --> 00:22:34,732 - Don't you move. - Did you just pee yourself? 244 00:22:34,734 --> 00:22:36,732 He just peed himself! 245 00:22:36,734 --> 00:22:38,573 What the hell's wrong with you? 246 00:22:43,632 --> 00:22:46,665 I wonder what happened to the ones from last year. 247 00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:49,099 Each year we spend good money on these things, 248 00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:52,232 come out here, and the ones from last year's gone. 249 00:22:52,234 --> 00:22:53,765 Flowers die. 250 00:22:53,767 --> 00:22:56,565 The caretaker or somebody takes them away. 251 00:22:56,567 --> 00:22:59,198 Yeah, a little spit and polish will clean this up. 252 00:22:59,201 --> 00:23:02,431 Hey, hey, check this one out. 253 00:23:02,433 --> 00:23:04,631 Awesome, huh? 254 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,431 You're disgusting! 255 00:23:06,433 --> 00:23:08,665 Shh! There's a movie on. 256 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:21,232 Trick or treat! 257 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,665 Oh, wow. Here you go. 258 00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:24,065 - Aww! - Thank you! 259 00:23:24,067 --> 00:23:25,465 You look great. 260 00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:30,465 Why are there so many pirates this year? 261 00:23:30,467 --> 00:23:33,164 It's like every other kid's got an eyepatch. 262 00:23:33,167 --> 00:23:35,132 Maybe they're all missing eyes. 263 00:23:35,134 --> 00:23:36,999 You're so bad. 264 00:23:37,001 --> 00:23:40,565 Bunch of gimpy kids with peg legs and patches. 265 00:23:40,567 --> 00:23:42,498 Give me some candy, matey! 266 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:45,365 - You're stupid. - They're coming to get you! 267 00:23:47,034 --> 00:23:49,099 - Your turn. - Man! 268 00:23:49,101 --> 00:23:50,199 Go. 269 00:23:50,201 --> 00:23:51,698 Fine, fine, fine. 270 00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:53,498 You're acting like a child! 271 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,732 They're coming for you! 272 00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:59,099 Look! There comes one of them now. 273 00:23:59,101 --> 00:24:01,466 - He'll hear you. - Here he comes. 274 00:24:01,467 --> 00:24:02,732 I'm getting out. 275 00:24:04,632 --> 00:24:06,198 Can you say trick-or-treat? 276 00:24:06,201 --> 00:24:09,032 Hey, there, princess. 277 00:24:09,034 --> 00:24:10,999 What do you say, huh? 278 00:24:11,001 --> 00:24:12,366 Ah, atta-girl. 279 00:24:14,133 --> 00:24:16,466 Hey, you want some rum and cider? 280 00:24:16,467 --> 00:24:17,698 No, thanks. 281 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:19,565 Cheers! 282 00:24:21,233 --> 00:24:22,598 Bye, 283 00:24:30,067 --> 00:24:32,531 Change your mind already, huh? 284 00:24:32,533 --> 00:24:35,065 Ah, it's a witch. Awesome. 285 00:24:36,066 --> 00:24:37,298 Trick or treat? 286 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:39,065 Nelson, you're drunk. 287 00:24:39,067 --> 00:24:40,465 She's supposed to say that. 288 00:24:40,467 --> 00:24:42,631 Dummy. 289 00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:48,032 Trick or treat? 290 00:24:56,432 --> 00:24:58,199 Trick. 291 00:25:06,499 --> 00:25:08,032 Nelson. 292 00:25:08,034 --> 00:25:09,264 Nelson? 293 00:25:09,266 --> 00:25:11,365 Nelson! 294 00:25:11,367 --> 00:25:12,531 What's wrong? 295 00:25:12,533 --> 00:25:14,164 - Oh, my God. - What happened? 296 00:25:14,167 --> 00:25:15,498 What's wrong? 297 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:18,565 Baby, baby! What? Oh, my... 298 00:25:18,567 --> 00:25:20,365 What the fuck? 299 00:25:21,499 --> 00:25:22,531 It was the girl! 300 00:25:22,533 --> 00:25:25,398 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 301 00:25:28,532 --> 00:25:30,631 What the hell? 302 00:25:30,633 --> 00:25:33,365 - What's wrong? I'll call 911! - We've gotta get to a hospital! 303 00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:34,765 What are you guys, fucking idiots? 304 00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:36,765 Give me my purse, and I'll get the car. 305 00:25:37,366 --> 00:25:40,032 Nelson, stay with me, baby! 306 00:25:58,432 --> 00:25:59,565 Fuck! 307 00:26:01,066 --> 00:26:02,665 Goddamn it! 308 00:26:04,733 --> 00:26:06,198 Fuck! 309 00:26:11,599 --> 00:26:12,999 No. 310 00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:33,598 Oh, my God! Oh, my fucking God! 311 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,131 Where's the car? 312 00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:41,664 - What the fuck happened? - The little kid! 313 00:26:45,766 --> 00:26:48,365 What? What is it? 314 00:26:48,367 --> 00:26:50,064 Maria, she... 315 00:26:51,165 --> 00:26:53,598 - What? - Oh, shit. Holy shit! 316 00:30:10,299 --> 00:30:12,098 No. 317 00:30:17,766 --> 00:30:19,498 Please don't. Please. 318 00:30:21,065 --> 00:30:23,398 Happy Halloween, you fucking sicko. 319 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,565 No! 320 00:30:40,699 --> 00:30:43,031 Now here's a tale for all you hood rats 321 00:30:43,033 --> 00:30:44,631 over there across town 322 00:30:44,633 --> 00:30:47,398 on the wrong side of the tracks. 323 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,331 Keep your heads up and your butts down 324 00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:53,398 'cause the weak need all the help they can get 325 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,398 when the wicked come out to ride 326 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,665 on All Hallow's Eve. 327 00:30:59,366 --> 00:31:02,431 Mmm! 328 00:31:12,132 --> 00:31:15,298 No, no. Wait, wait, guys. 329 00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:17,598 Hold on a second. Hold on a second. 330 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:18,998 Wait. 331 00:31:22,599 --> 00:31:26,264 Ain't you a little old for Halloween candy, Sheriff? 332 00:31:50,999 --> 00:31:52,565 Show me piggy's trotters. 333 00:31:52,567 --> 00:31:55,431 Please, Alice, please, please, please, please. 334 00:31:55,433 --> 00:31:57,365 Alice, please. 335 00:31:57,367 --> 00:32:00,131 Alice, guys, hang on, hang on. 336 00:32:01,432 --> 00:32:03,698 No, no, no, wait. Wait, wait. 337 00:33:11,332 --> 00:33:13,631 I know you, stranger? 338 00:33:55,299 --> 00:33:57,298 It spills the blood of the wicked 339 00:33:57,300 --> 00:34:00,098 where the wicked have harmed the weak. 340 00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:04,298 Think you turned yourself into a monster with that suit, boy? 341 00:34:14,165 --> 00:34:15,565 Ah! 342 00:34:30,631 --> 00:34:31,697 Mount up. 343 00:36:22,165 --> 00:36:24,164 Mom? 344 00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:25,764 Dad? 345 00:36:59,399 --> 00:37:01,597 You'd be little Jimmy Henson. 346 00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:08,431 They didn't do nothing to you. 347 00:37:10,698 --> 00:37:11,998 Hold him down. 348 00:37:35,999 --> 00:37:40,098 When the word is carved in flesh, the call is sent. 349 00:37:40,100 --> 00:37:43,131 Return them to the location of their offense. 350 00:37:43,133 --> 00:37:44,264 Punch him! 351 00:38:06,265 --> 00:38:08,331 You know... 352 00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:11,497 it's kinda poetic, really. 353 00:38:14,165 --> 00:38:15,498 You... 354 00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:20,732 us... 355 00:38:25,631 --> 00:38:27,364 together... 356 00:38:29,531 --> 00:38:31,998 on All Hallow's Eve! 357 00:38:41,498 --> 00:38:43,430 There are no monsters here. 358 00:38:45,631 --> 00:38:47,331 Just me. 359 00:39:37,365 --> 00:39:41,597 Spirits roam the earth tonight. 360 00:39:41,599 --> 00:39:44,064 Do you know why we wear costumes on Halloween? 361 00:39:46,032 --> 00:39:50,497 It's so the dead won't know who's alive. 362 00:39:50,499 --> 00:39:52,131 Their night. And while some of them 363 00:39:52,133 --> 00:39:55,231 like mingling with the living, 364 00:39:55,233 --> 00:40:00,665 there are others who don't like to be seen at all. 365 00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:06,630 There's one ghost who hates it more than any of the others. 366 00:40:08,298 --> 00:40:13,031 Mary Bailey was laughed at her whole life. 367 00:40:13,033 --> 00:40:17,364 She died being bullied and unloved. 368 00:40:17,366 --> 00:40:22,464 All because she had a disfigured face. 369 00:40:25,232 --> 00:40:27,698 But now it's her turn to have the last laugh. 370 00:40:29,531 --> 00:40:32,697 She comes back every Halloween to taunt the living 371 00:40:32,699 --> 00:40:35,231 and to laugh at them behind their backs. 372 00:40:37,732 --> 00:40:41,630 So just a word of warning tonight. 373 00:40:41,632 --> 00:40:46,597 If you find yourself alone on the way back, 374 00:40:46,599 --> 00:40:49,597 and you hear an evil cackle 375 00:40:49,599 --> 00:40:52,497 and footsteps behind you, 376 00:40:52,499 --> 00:40:54,764 I wouldn't turn around 377 00:40:54,766 --> 00:40:59,231 because if she finds you looking, 378 00:40:59,233 --> 00:41:03,131 when you least expect it, 379 00:41:03,133 --> 00:41:04,764 she's gonna take your eyes. 380 00:41:06,399 --> 00:41:09,198 Boo! 381 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,697 Very funny. Good one, you guys. 382 00:41:11,699 --> 00:41:13,764 We never miss a chance to make you jump. 383 00:41:13,766 --> 00:41:15,131 God bless 'em. 384 00:41:15,133 --> 00:41:16,397 You're all in on it, huh? 385 00:41:16,399 --> 00:41:18,164 Well, we couldn't resist. 386 00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:20,630 You scare so easily! 387 00:41:20,632 --> 00:41:22,364 You're lucky it's Halloween. 388 00:41:24,032 --> 00:41:26,597 Cheers, my baby. 389 00:41:26,599 --> 00:41:27,664 Mom. 390 00:41:27,666 --> 00:41:29,464 Let's have a drink! 391 00:41:33,565 --> 00:41:35,597 - Are you good to drive? - Oh, yeah. 392 00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:39,364 I'm not that far, and I'm not that drunk. 393 00:41:39,366 --> 00:41:41,330 What are you...oh! 394 00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,330 Are you still driving that piece of crap? 395 00:41:43,332 --> 00:41:44,497 - I love that piece of crap. - Good night. 396 00:41:44,499 --> 00:41:46,497 - Oh, bye, guys. - Lovely party. 397 00:41:46,499 --> 00:41:49,697 - Thank you. - Bye. 398 00:41:49,699 --> 00:41:52,098 Alright, well, thank you for coming to the Halloween party. 399 00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:56,431 Oh, come on, I know how much this means to you. 400 00:41:56,432 --> 00:41:58,164 Well, alright. 401 00:41:58,166 --> 00:42:00,131 Mmm. 402 00:42:00,133 --> 00:42:02,098 - Good night, Mom. - Drive safe. 403 00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:03,530 I will. 404 00:42:03,532 --> 00:42:05,230 See you before next year. 405 00:42:05,232 --> 00:42:07,297 Yeah! Duh! 406 00:42:11,732 --> 00:42:14,131 A song to get you to the other side 407 00:42:14,133 --> 00:42:16,263 of the witching hour. 408 00:42:43,398 --> 00:42:45,530 Oh, God. 409 00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:49,297 Oh, shit. 410 00:42:50,298 --> 00:42:52,130 Okay. 411 00:43:00,565 --> 00:43:02,130 Oh, come on. 412 00:43:02,132 --> 00:43:04,497 Shit! 413 00:43:07,131 --> 00:43:09,197 Oh, God. 414 00:43:09,199 --> 00:43:10,697 Shit. 415 00:43:10,699 --> 00:43:12,664 Oh, shit. 416 00:43:12,666 --> 00:43:14,330 Ah... 417 00:43:14,332 --> 00:43:16,163 let's see. 418 00:43:16,165 --> 00:43:18,297 Oh, shit! 419 00:43:31,331 --> 00:43:33,064 Oh, shit. 420 00:44:21,331 --> 00:44:23,031 Ugh! 421 00:44:23,033 --> 00:44:25,364 Mary Bailey bullshit! 422 00:45:06,064 --> 00:45:09,397 Don't look, don't look, don't look. 423 00:46:02,231 --> 00:46:03,630 Huh. 424 00:46:36,331 --> 00:46:37,664 Ohh! 425 00:46:37,666 --> 00:46:41,497 Baby, you scared Mommy! What are you doing? 426 00:47:00,199 --> 00:47:04,263 What is it, Baby? What are you looking at? 427 00:47:07,998 --> 00:47:09,197 Baby? 428 00:47:09,199 --> 00:47:11,197 Where you going? 429 00:47:14,598 --> 00:47:15,998 Ohh... 430 00:47:40,398 --> 00:47:43,630 Trick or treat! 431 00:47:54,732 --> 00:47:58,464 Look at all those children out there. 432 00:47:58,466 --> 00:48:00,597 It's not fair. 433 00:48:00,599 --> 00:48:04,997 I know, honey. 434 00:48:04,999 --> 00:48:06,564 But look. 435 00:48:08,631 --> 00:48:10,997 Trick or treat. 436 00:48:14,398 --> 00:48:17,397 - What are you doing, Jack? - I don't know. I thought... 437 00:48:17,399 --> 00:48:20,197 Dressing our dog up like Rapunzel 438 00:48:20,199 --> 00:48:22,430 would make me forget that we don't have a child? 439 00:48:22,432 --> 00:48:25,197 - Gretel. - What? 440 00:48:25,199 --> 00:48:28,497 She's supposed to be Gretel, you know? 441 00:48:28,499 --> 00:48:30,030 Like Hansel and Gretel? 442 00:48:59,032 --> 00:49:01,464 Where is my child?! 443 00:49:23,732 --> 00:49:27,330 I couldn't give her what she wanted. 444 00:49:27,332 --> 00:49:30,530 Where is my child?! 445 00:49:32,598 --> 00:49:34,730 Tonight we embrace the situation, Jack. 446 00:49:34,732 --> 00:49:37,663 No hiding in the dark. We're gonna have fun. 447 00:49:37,666 --> 00:49:40,763 We need to have fun. 448 00:49:40,765 --> 00:49:44,097 This isn't gonna upset you, is it, honey? 449 00:49:44,099 --> 00:49:46,730 Why would adorable children coming to our door upset me, Jack? 450 00:49:53,431 --> 00:49:55,263 Trick or treat! 451 00:49:55,265 --> 00:49:57,630 Well, hello, my little pretties. 452 00:49:57,632 --> 00:49:59,564 And what are we supposed to be? 453 00:49:59,566 --> 00:50:01,564 - Witch! - I'm the devil. 454 00:50:01,566 --> 00:50:02,597 Alien. 455 00:50:02,599 --> 00:50:04,397 Oh, you are, are you? 456 00:50:04,399 --> 00:50:05,497 Well, pleasantries aside, 457 00:50:05,499 --> 00:50:06,731 I assume you're here for candy. 458 00:50:06,732 --> 00:50:08,197 Yeah. 459 00:50:08,199 --> 00:50:10,730 Good! Hansel here has lots of candy. 460 00:50:10,732 --> 00:50:13,497 But we've been using it to fatten him up, 461 00:50:13,499 --> 00:50:14,997 so I can eat him, 462 00:50:14,999 --> 00:50:17,564 just like I ate his little sister Gretel. 463 00:50:25,998 --> 00:50:27,630 Eww. 464 00:50:27,632 --> 00:50:29,564 I ate her ear last, 465 00:50:29,566 --> 00:50:31,763 so she could hear herself be eaten. 466 00:50:35,132 --> 00:50:36,364 Hansel? 467 00:50:37,697 --> 00:50:41,429 Uh, would you like some of mein candies? 468 00:50:51,499 --> 00:50:53,130 Don't forget your line. 469 00:50:54,598 --> 00:50:57,464 Trick or treat! 470 00:50:57,466 --> 00:51:00,497 I ate her ear last, so she could hear me chew. 471 00:51:56,198 --> 00:51:58,197 Maybe we should call it a night. 472 00:51:58,199 --> 00:52:00,530 You know, go to bed early, forget about all this. 473 00:52:09,365 --> 00:52:12,097 Why do you make me do it? 474 00:52:12,099 --> 00:52:14,163 I don't mean to. 475 00:52:18,764 --> 00:52:21,596 Aren't they just so darn cute? 476 00:52:21,598 --> 00:52:23,497 I could just eat them up. 477 00:52:25,398 --> 00:52:27,730 I'm gonna make cookies! 478 00:52:43,764 --> 00:52:47,763 Maybe we just have bad luck, Jack. 479 00:52:47,765 --> 00:52:50,297 Or maybe I'm pregnant right now, 480 00:52:50,299 --> 00:52:53,263 and we just don't even know it. 481 00:53:07,465 --> 00:53:09,430 Happy Halloween! 482 00:53:23,731 --> 00:53:25,730 There, there. 483 00:53:25,732 --> 00:53:27,297 Are you lost, little one? 484 00:53:30,597 --> 00:53:32,163 I can take you back to the sidewalk 485 00:53:32,165 --> 00:53:34,083 to help you look for your mother. 486 00:53:36,664 --> 00:53:38,430 It's okay. Come inside? 487 00:53:38,432 --> 00:53:40,230 It's safe in there. 488 00:53:43,497 --> 00:53:45,397 Is this one yours? 489 00:53:47,998 --> 00:53:49,163 Toby? 490 00:53:51,031 --> 00:53:53,529 I told you not to run away like that. 491 00:53:57,597 --> 00:53:58,730 Thank you. 492 00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:27,696 What's wrong with me, Jack? 493 00:54:27,698 --> 00:54:29,776 Maybe people like us shouldn't have kids. 494 00:54:32,597 --> 00:54:35,563 The things you do to me, 495 00:54:35,565 --> 00:54:37,696 the way you hurt me, 496 00:54:37,698 --> 00:54:40,230 I couldn't let you do that to a child. 497 00:54:40,232 --> 00:54:42,130 I saw a doctor, 498 00:54:42,132 --> 00:54:44,530 and he made it so that I couldn't give you one. 499 00:54:49,530 --> 00:54:51,130 I'm sorry. 500 00:55:00,064 --> 00:55:01,230 You... 501 00:55:22,098 --> 00:55:23,396 Please! 502 00:55:23,398 --> 00:55:24,396 No! 503 00:55:38,732 --> 00:55:42,396 I'm melting! 504 00:56:29,598 --> 00:56:30,763 Whoo! 505 00:56:34,530 --> 00:56:35,529 Aaahh! 506 00:57:23,132 --> 00:57:29,629 Who dares disturb the sleep of the dead? 507 00:57:29,631 --> 00:57:32,329 I'm guessing you guys. 508 00:57:34,032 --> 00:57:36,296 What the hell? 509 00:57:50,998 --> 00:57:53,197 - That's enough. - That's enough. 510 00:58:04,032 --> 00:58:06,130 We need a little bit more black over on this. 511 00:58:06,132 --> 00:58:08,663 What? 512 00:58:08,665 --> 00:58:12,097 Hey, Dr. Cadaverino! How you doin'? 513 00:58:12,099 --> 00:58:14,230 - Would you turn the music down? - What? 514 00:58:14,231 --> 00:58:15,463 I'm sorry. It's a little loud out here. 515 00:58:15,465 --> 00:58:19,696 I would like you to turn the music down. 516 00:58:19,698 --> 00:58:23,463 Oh, I'd like to help you out, but it's fucking Halloween! 517 00:58:23,465 --> 00:58:24,763 My favorite holiday. 518 00:58:24,765 --> 00:58:26,496 It's a sacred holiday. 519 00:58:26,498 --> 00:58:29,030 Exactly! You get it, right? 520 00:58:29,032 --> 00:58:32,097 Look at you, with that whole undead Dr. Nosferatu thing 521 00:58:32,099 --> 00:58:33,363 you got going on. 522 00:58:33,365 --> 00:58:35,097 You really threw down with that, man. 523 00:58:35,099 --> 00:58:38,397 Look, you knew... 524 00:58:38,398 --> 00:58:43,396 I have been doing this display exactly as-is 525 00:58:43,398 --> 00:58:46,163 for the past 20 years. 526 00:58:47,398 --> 00:58:49,496 Yeah, we can tell. 527 00:58:49,498 --> 00:58:52,596 Would you please turn the music down! 528 00:58:52,598 --> 00:58:55,429 And you, it's after dark. Close the dairy. 529 00:58:55,431 --> 00:58:57,396 Fuck off, old man. 530 00:58:57,398 --> 00:59:01,396 Whoa, dude, monster up! Don't be such a party pooper. 531 00:59:01,398 --> 00:59:02,763 This is what's beautiful. 532 00:59:02,765 --> 00:59:05,596 This is what's been lost 533 00:59:05,598 --> 00:59:09,763 because of you...and this. 534 00:59:11,230 --> 00:59:13,596 I like what you did over there, man. 535 00:59:13,598 --> 00:59:16,997 You're like a cute little kiddie show. 536 00:59:16,999 --> 00:59:18,997 Like a spooky daycare. 537 00:59:21,631 --> 00:59:24,162 Yeah! That's the spirit! 538 00:59:40,065 --> 00:59:41,696 Hey, asshole! 539 00:59:41,698 --> 00:59:46,030 Of course you realize this means war. 540 00:59:47,263 --> 00:59:50,563 No! Don't do it! 541 00:59:59,731 --> 01:00:01,596 Fight, everybody! 542 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:05,129 Do you know what would perk up this candy-ass display? 543 01:00:05,131 --> 01:00:07,162 Some motherfucking blood. 544 01:00:07,164 --> 01:00:10,496 No! 545 01:00:13,497 --> 01:00:17,063 You got him! Kick his ass, man! 546 01:00:33,398 --> 01:00:36,129 Hey, hey, I got 20 bucks on the scientist! 547 01:00:36,131 --> 01:00:37,997 20 bucks! 20 bucks! 548 01:00:51,097 --> 01:00:53,629 Ohh! 549 01:01:06,731 --> 01:01:08,449 Yeah, baby! 550 01:01:11,731 --> 01:01:13,563 - Go, fucker, go! - Yeah! 551 01:01:25,631 --> 01:01:27,396 Yeah! Get him, baby! 552 01:01:33,030 --> 01:01:35,196 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 553 01:01:35,198 --> 01:01:38,162 - Yeah! - Come on! Come on! 554 01:01:38,164 --> 01:01:42,296 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 555 01:01:59,197 --> 01:02:00,529 Oh, shit. 556 01:02:30,697 --> 01:02:32,596 In olden days, on this night, 557 01:02:32,598 --> 01:02:35,329 it was believed that the veil between our world 558 01:02:35,331 --> 01:02:38,162 and the spirit would was at its thinnest. 559 01:02:38,164 --> 01:02:40,129 So be careful. 560 01:02:40,131 --> 01:02:43,162 However terrifying you might think you look, 561 01:02:43,164 --> 01:02:47,062 there's always something worse lurking out there. 562 01:02:47,064 --> 01:02:51,463 And on Halloween, nothing is what it seems. 563 01:03:06,631 --> 01:03:09,696 Please! No! 564 01:03:16,498 --> 01:03:18,296 Help me! 565 01:04:04,664 --> 01:04:07,396 Casey! 566 01:04:21,097 --> 01:04:23,296 Please, no! 567 01:04:28,163 --> 01:04:32,262 You don't have to do this! No! No! 568 01:04:32,264 --> 01:04:33,763 No more. 569 01:05:51,530 --> 01:05:54,029 Hi! 570 01:05:55,497 --> 01:05:57,396 Hello. 571 01:05:57,398 --> 01:05:59,062 Trick or treat. 572 01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:07,762 Trick or treat. 573 01:06:07,764 --> 01:06:09,663 I don't know. I don't know. 574 01:06:09,665 --> 01:06:11,229 Trick or treat. 575 01:06:12,698 --> 01:06:14,463 Trick or treat. 576 01:06:14,465 --> 01:06:15,563 Trick or treat. 577 01:06:17,531 --> 01:06:18,529 Trick or treat. 578 01:06:20,031 --> 01:06:21,196 Trick or treat. 579 01:06:21,198 --> 01:06:22,396 Trick or treat. 580 01:06:26,997 --> 01:06:30,062 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 581 01:06:40,130 --> 01:06:42,196 Huh? 582 01:06:42,198 --> 01:06:42,698 Uh... 583 01:09:17,730 --> 01:09:19,595 Trick or treat. 584 01:09:29,230 --> 01:09:31,096 Are you kids still up, 585 01:09:31,098 --> 01:09:33,496 or are you tucked away in bed? 586 01:09:33,498 --> 01:09:37,162 The night isn't over, and you're far from safe. 587 01:09:37,164 --> 01:09:40,662 So here's a little something to keep you company. 588 01:09:43,697 --> 01:09:45,162 Mask. 589 01:09:47,197 --> 01:09:49,429 Why do I gotta be the princess? 590 01:09:49,431 --> 01:09:51,062 'Cause we only have two masks, 591 01:09:51,064 --> 01:09:54,062 and I sure as shit ain't going as a princess. 592 01:09:54,064 --> 01:09:56,463 Here he comes. Get ready. 593 01:10:03,097 --> 01:10:06,129 Oh, boy, can you imagine what it's like 594 01:10:06,131 --> 01:10:08,229 to have your daddy as a millionaire? 595 01:10:08,231 --> 01:10:10,329 Just dad. 596 01:10:10,331 --> 01:10:11,996 Look at the spoiled little brat. 597 01:10:15,330 --> 01:10:18,696 Robbing banks is one thing. I don't know about kidnapping. 598 01:10:21,563 --> 01:10:23,196 Oh, my God. Seriously, Dutch. 599 01:10:23,198 --> 01:10:24,463 Please don't give me that moral bullshit. 600 01:10:24,465 --> 01:10:26,229 We're not gonna hurt him. 601 01:10:26,231 --> 01:10:28,663 And Rex Enterprise is gonna handle the measly ransom, 602 01:10:28,664 --> 01:10:30,362 believe me. 603 01:10:32,197 --> 01:10:34,129 You know, if we're gonna do this, 604 01:10:34,131 --> 01:10:35,595 our window is right now. 605 01:10:35,597 --> 01:10:37,029 We're never going to get a better opportunity... 606 01:10:37,031 --> 01:10:38,329 Alright, shut up. Just shut up! 607 01:10:38,331 --> 01:10:39,462 Let's just do this. 608 01:10:39,464 --> 01:10:42,096 Alright. 609 01:10:55,364 --> 01:10:57,429 Oh, you're such a cutie. 610 01:10:57,431 --> 01:10:59,496 I love your costume. 611 01:10:59,497 --> 01:11:02,363 There you go. Have fun. Happy Halloween! 612 01:11:07,030 --> 01:11:08,462 Trick or treat. 613 01:11:08,464 --> 01:11:10,462 Aren't you a little old for trick-or-treating? 614 01:11:10,464 --> 01:11:12,129 You're never too old for sugar, mama. 615 01:11:12,131 --> 01:11:13,528 Get lost! 616 01:11:24,263 --> 01:11:26,528 Hello, kid. 617 01:11:26,530 --> 01:11:29,662 Don't scream, don't run. We won't hurt ya. 618 01:11:32,163 --> 01:11:35,162 I'm not here to steal your fucking candy, kid. 619 01:11:44,263 --> 01:11:47,663 Well, I must say, that was... that's pretty easy. 620 01:11:47,664 --> 01:11:49,762 Well, why wouldn't it be? It's a solid plan. 621 01:11:49,764 --> 01:11:52,729 Now for the fun part. 622 01:11:52,731 --> 01:11:56,296 Hey, kid, you've done really good so far, 623 01:11:56,298 --> 01:11:59,262 so what we're gonna do right now is we're gonna call your daddy. 624 01:11:59,264 --> 01:12:03,129 And if he asks to talk to you, I need you to say, 625 01:12:03,131 --> 01:12:08,296 Hi, Daddy. Uhm, I'm fine. 626 01:12:08,298 --> 01:12:09,428 Okay? Got it? 627 01:12:12,263 --> 01:12:14,729 Hey! Give me that! 628 01:12:14,731 --> 01:12:16,762 Hey, behave. 629 01:12:16,764 --> 01:12:18,062 Behave. 630 01:12:21,529 --> 01:12:23,329 Make the call. 631 01:12:35,331 --> 01:12:36,528 Hello. 632 01:12:36,530 --> 01:12:39,428 - Jebediah Rex? - Speaking. 633 01:12:39,430 --> 01:12:41,762 Listen to me very carefully, Mr. Rex. We have your son. 634 01:12:41,764 --> 01:12:44,196 If you ever want to see him alive again, 635 01:12:44,198 --> 01:12:46,462 you're gonna do exactly as I say. 636 01:12:46,464 --> 01:12:48,096 You have Rusty? 637 01:12:48,098 --> 01:12:50,262 That's right. For five million Benjamins, 638 01:12:50,264 --> 01:12:51,729 you get your precious Rusty back. 639 01:12:51,731 --> 01:12:54,695 You've made a terrible mistake. 640 01:12:54,697 --> 01:12:57,695 You're in no position to make threats, Mr. Rex. 641 01:12:57,697 --> 01:13:01,129 You poor bastard, you have no idea what you've done. 642 01:13:01,131 --> 01:13:03,996 No, I think I...hello? 643 01:13:03,998 --> 01:13:07,395 What the fuck? Did he just hang up on me? 644 01:13:08,563 --> 01:13:10,196 Call him back. 645 01:13:11,263 --> 01:13:12,328 Okay. 646 01:13:20,497 --> 01:13:22,462 - Hello? - Hello. 647 01:13:22,464 --> 01:13:25,428 Uhm, why did you hang up on me? 648 01:13:25,430 --> 01:13:29,061 Because we're negotiating the release of your son, Mr. Rex. 649 01:13:29,064 --> 01:13:31,628 Not interested. Do not call this number again. 650 01:13:31,630 --> 01:13:33,628 Okay, listen to me. I'm not playing around with you. 651 01:13:33,630 --> 01:13:35,762 What the fuck? 652 01:13:38,496 --> 01:13:39,695 Oh, shit. 653 01:13:41,030 --> 01:13:43,029 Lock the door! Lock the door! 654 01:13:48,997 --> 01:13:51,229 Come on out, kid. 655 01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:55,528 I'm gonna count to five. 656 01:13:57,230 --> 01:14:01,996 If your little punk ass doesn't come out, 657 01:14:01,998 --> 01:14:04,261 you're gonna be all kinds of sorry. 658 01:14:13,097 --> 01:14:14,595 One. 659 01:14:17,262 --> 01:14:18,428 Two. 660 01:14:20,730 --> 01:14:22,196 Three. 661 01:14:24,429 --> 01:14:25,628 Four. 662 01:14:27,163 --> 01:14:29,295 Alright, here we go. 663 01:14:33,198 --> 01:14:34,663 O..O..Okay! Uh... 664 01:14:34,664 --> 01:14:37,662 Get him off me! Get him off me! Fuck! 665 01:14:39,997 --> 01:14:42,428 Oh, whoa! Whoa! 666 01:14:42,430 --> 01:14:44,028 Oh, what the... 667 01:14:52,364 --> 01:14:55,295 It's not a fucking kid! 668 01:15:04,196 --> 01:15:06,362 Oh, shit. 669 01:15:06,364 --> 01:15:09,062 No, no. no. 670 01:15:10,429 --> 01:15:11,662 Ah! Ah! 671 01:15:13,163 --> 01:15:14,495 No! 672 01:15:15,496 --> 01:15:17,428 - Ah! - No! No, no! 673 01:15:17,430 --> 01:15:18,729 Shit. 674 01:15:19,730 --> 01:15:20,729 Fuck! Come on! 675 01:15:22,297 --> 01:15:24,175 Hey, come on, kid, come on, kid. 676 01:15:24,998 --> 01:15:26,628 Fuck! 677 01:15:31,731 --> 01:15:35,029 I'm gonna fucking kill you, you little shit! 678 01:15:39,197 --> 01:15:40,261 Ow! 679 01:15:55,296 --> 01:15:57,261 What are we gonna do with this thing? 680 01:15:57,263 --> 01:15:59,228 Oh, I've got an idea. 681 01:16:19,629 --> 01:16:23,096 Wait, I...fuck, I can't... 682 01:16:23,098 --> 01:16:25,162 I can't...I can't do this. 683 01:16:25,163 --> 01:16:29,128 You can't do what? Are you kidding me? 684 01:16:29,130 --> 01:16:33,061 My nuts were viciously assaulted by a monster, dude. 685 01:16:33,064 --> 01:16:35,762 What kind of a monster cries like that? 686 01:16:35,764 --> 01:16:38,996 I'm just gonna check on him. I'm gonna check on him. 687 01:16:43,064 --> 01:16:45,161 Fuck! 688 01:16:52,429 --> 01:16:54,261 Problem solved. 689 01:17:02,229 --> 01:17:04,095 Promise we'll never speak of this again. 690 01:17:04,097 --> 01:17:05,995 For one, it's fucking humiliating. 691 01:17:05,998 --> 01:17:07,762 Two, I don't believe that I was fucking there. 692 01:17:07,764 --> 01:17:10,328 I agree. Let's just pretend like it never hap... 693 01:17:10,330 --> 01:17:12,029 What the hell? 694 01:17:13,329 --> 01:17:15,061 What? 695 01:17:20,997 --> 01:17:22,595 What is it? 696 01:17:37,663 --> 01:17:39,128 What is it? 697 01:17:40,329 --> 01:17:41,328 Shh. 698 01:17:42,696 --> 01:17:44,462 Oh... 699 01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:49,562 No. Ohh! Ohh! 700 01:17:49,564 --> 01:17:51,428 Oh, no! 701 01:17:51,430 --> 01:17:52,695 Hello. 702 01:17:52,697 --> 01:17:54,729 Hey, hello, it's me again. 703 01:17:54,731 --> 01:17:57,162 Uhm...please take him back. 704 01:17:57,163 --> 01:17:58,562 I don't think so. 705 01:17:58,564 --> 01:18:01,062 I'm begging you, please, just take him back. 706 01:18:01,063 --> 01:18:02,395 He's your problem now. 707 01:18:02,397 --> 01:18:03,695 Come on, man! Just name your price! 708 01:18:03,697 --> 01:18:05,362 Anything you want! Please! 709 01:18:05,364 --> 01:18:06,462 Don't you get it? 710 01:18:06,464 --> 01:18:08,662 I'm finally free. It... 711 01:18:08,664 --> 01:18:11,129 showed up five years ago on Halloween night 712 01:18:11,130 --> 01:18:13,562 trick-or-treating and would not leave. 713 01:18:13,564 --> 01:18:15,495 Okay, so let me ask you a question. 714 01:18:15,497 --> 01:18:18,195 Why the hell did you pretend like it was your son, man? 715 01:18:18,197 --> 01:18:20,495 - What were you thinking? - He's not your son! 716 01:18:20,497 --> 01:18:21,762 He's not your son! 717 01:18:21,764 --> 01:18:24,428 We've been held hostage this whole time. 718 01:18:24,430 --> 01:18:26,995 - What the fuck? - He'll never let you go, ever. 719 01:18:28,229 --> 01:18:30,628 By the way, make sure you feed him, 720 01:18:30,630 --> 01:18:32,028 or he will eat. 721 01:18:32,030 --> 01:18:34,128 Oh! Oh, he's gonna eat! 722 01:18:34,130 --> 01:18:38,028 Oh, that's great! Thanks! You're an asshole! 723 01:18:58,029 --> 01:19:00,628 Trick or treat, asshole. 724 01:19:09,596 --> 01:19:12,295 Okay, alright. 725 01:19:12,297 --> 01:19:14,995 I say we drive till the sun comes up, 726 01:19:14,997 --> 01:19:17,028 and then we just drive a lot more. 727 01:19:17,030 --> 01:19:19,695 Fuck this town. Fuck everybody in it. 728 01:19:19,697 --> 01:19:22,028 Fuck kidnapping, bro, right? 729 01:19:22,030 --> 01:19:23,628 Amen to that. 730 01:19:40,429 --> 01:19:44,295 Here you go, Dutch, you lazy bastard. 731 01:19:44,297 --> 01:19:46,628 Sorry, princess, no strawberry shakes. 732 01:20:33,062 --> 01:20:36,528 Ta-da! I give you my masterpiece. 733 01:20:36,530 --> 01:20:39,295 Yeah, it's not bad. 734 01:20:39,297 --> 01:20:40,695 Come on. We have to get ready for the party. 735 01:20:40,697 --> 01:20:42,061 I just gotta clean up in here. 736 01:20:42,063 --> 01:20:43,728 - Hurry up. - Okay. 737 01:21:03,229 --> 01:21:04,695 Honey, you ready? 738 01:21:09,730 --> 01:21:11,495 Ray! 739 01:21:11,497 --> 01:21:14,395 What the fuck? 740 01:21:14,397 --> 01:21:16,428 Ray! 741 01:21:16,430 --> 01:21:17,528 Stop it! 742 01:21:17,530 --> 01:21:19,562 No! 743 01:21:19,564 --> 01:21:20,562 No! 744 01:21:21,763 --> 01:21:22,762 Ray! 745 01:21:30,029 --> 01:21:31,528 No! 746 01:21:49,062 --> 01:21:51,395 Detective McNally, am I glad you're here. 747 01:21:51,397 --> 01:21:54,362 - So what have we got? - It's a nasty one. 748 01:21:54,364 --> 01:21:57,328 Apparently the husband got his head bitten clean off. 749 01:21:57,330 --> 01:21:58,562 Bitten? By what? 750 01:21:58,564 --> 01:22:00,562 I don't know. An animal maybe? 751 01:22:00,564 --> 01:22:02,395 The wife's pretty shook up, 752 01:22:02,397 --> 01:22:04,435 but she's inside with the sketch artist. 753 01:22:13,096 --> 01:22:15,761 Oh, jeez. Reminds me of the case 754 01:22:15,763 --> 01:22:18,294 of the man who stuck his head in a blender. 755 01:22:18,297 --> 01:22:20,562 Talk about making a meal of it. 756 01:22:20,564 --> 01:22:23,395 - Has Forensic Bob seen this? - He's all over it. 757 01:22:23,397 --> 01:22:26,395 - Where's the wife? - Through here. 758 01:22:33,529 --> 01:22:36,695 Ma'am, my name's Detective McNally, 759 01:22:36,697 --> 01:22:39,261 and I want to assure you I will do everything within my power 760 01:22:39,263 --> 01:22:41,695 to bring this killer to justice. 761 01:22:41,697 --> 01:22:44,162 Detective, you don't have the slightest idea 762 01:22:44,163 --> 01:22:46,161 what you're dealing with. 763 01:22:46,163 --> 01:22:52,128 This has to be a nightmare because what I saw in there is... 764 01:22:52,130 --> 01:22:54,095 it's not possible. 765 01:22:58,696 --> 01:23:00,729 Alright, what have we got? 766 01:23:00,730 --> 01:23:02,695 You're not going to believe this. 767 01:23:02,697 --> 01:23:04,662 Try me. 768 01:23:07,696 --> 01:23:10,028 Nice work, Rembrandt. 769 01:23:10,030 --> 01:23:12,995 How am I supposed to put out an APB on a pumpkin? 770 01:23:13,996 --> 01:23:16,295 - Detective? - Yeah. 771 01:23:16,297 --> 01:23:18,395 Captain wants to see you down at the station. 772 01:23:18,397 --> 01:23:20,095 Shit. 773 01:23:24,496 --> 01:23:26,128 Wait for me, Kevin. 774 01:23:26,130 --> 01:23:28,995 Hey, do not go knocking on strangers' doors 775 01:23:28,997 --> 01:23:30,195 until I'm there. 776 01:23:30,197 --> 01:23:32,662 - Do you hear me? - Yes, Mom! 777 01:24:16,496 --> 01:24:18,462 Mom! 778 01:24:19,629 --> 01:24:20,761 Kevin? 779 01:24:25,329 --> 01:24:27,028 Watch it, lady! 780 01:24:36,729 --> 01:24:38,694 Kevin! 781 01:24:47,628 --> 01:24:48,995 Hey! 782 01:24:57,229 --> 01:24:58,694 McNally! 783 01:24:58,696 --> 01:25:01,095 McNally, get the fuck in here! 784 01:25:08,329 --> 01:25:10,195 Shut the door, shut the door. 785 01:25:10,197 --> 01:25:12,995 Sit in the fucking chair. 786 01:25:14,662 --> 01:25:16,128 Rough day? 787 01:25:16,130 --> 01:25:19,261 I don't know. What do you think? 788 01:25:19,263 --> 01:25:22,195 What's wrong with this fucking picture? 789 01:25:22,197 --> 01:25:24,362 It's Halloween, sir. 790 01:25:24,364 --> 01:25:27,061 Bullshit. Bullshit! 791 01:25:27,063 --> 01:25:32,261 Every year on Halloween, this town goes batshit crazy. 792 01:25:32,263 --> 01:25:35,095 I mean, check these reports out. 793 01:25:35,097 --> 01:25:37,362 We've got hysterical blindness, 794 01:25:37,364 --> 01:25:39,761 we got neighbors attacking neighbors, 795 01:25:39,763 --> 01:25:42,528 kids looting convenience stores. 796 01:25:42,530 --> 01:25:45,228 There's even a fucking report of a UFO. 797 01:25:45,230 --> 01:25:48,694 I mean, this is bullshit, McNally. 798 01:25:48,696 --> 01:25:51,095 You're just the man to fix this. 799 01:25:51,097 --> 01:25:52,495 Ahh! 800 01:25:52,497 --> 01:25:54,495 Just get your butt out there 801 01:25:54,497 --> 01:25:57,161 and do the work 'cause if you don't, 802 01:25:57,163 --> 01:25:59,495 I'm going to boot you back to vice so fast, 803 01:25:59,497 --> 01:26:01,161 your head's gonna spin. 804 01:26:01,163 --> 01:26:03,128 Understood, Captain. I'm on it. 805 01:26:03,130 --> 01:26:07,362 Good, good! Go bag me some of those horror freaks. 806 01:26:09,463 --> 01:26:11,128 What the hell happened to you guys? 807 01:26:11,130 --> 01:26:14,395 Some crazy kid ate a shitload of chocolate. 808 01:26:14,397 --> 01:26:17,495 Yeah, and then he ate his babysitter. 809 01:26:17,497 --> 01:26:20,061 - Oh, the night. - Oh, the mess. 810 01:26:20,063 --> 01:26:22,095 McNally, check this out. 811 01:26:22,097 --> 01:26:24,528 So I measure the bite marks on the victim's body, 812 01:26:24,529 --> 01:26:27,061 Whatever bit that guy's head off 813 01:26:27,063 --> 01:26:28,328 had a mouth about this wide. 814 01:26:28,330 --> 01:26:30,028 Yeah. I can think of a few suspects. 815 01:26:30,030 --> 01:26:32,028 Yeah, but then I ran the data through the computer 816 01:26:32,030 --> 01:26:33,228 to make a 3D model 817 01:26:33,230 --> 01:26:36,061 and this is what it came up with. 818 01:26:36,063 --> 01:26:37,661 Look familiar? 819 01:26:37,663 --> 01:26:40,228 Nice work, Bob. I owe you one. 820 01:26:40,230 --> 01:26:41,494 Buy me a drink later? 821 01:26:41,496 --> 01:26:43,728 I'll think about it. I gotta go. 822 01:26:49,062 --> 01:26:51,395 Greetings, ghouls. 823 01:26:51,397 --> 01:26:54,695 Twelve bells means the witching hour is upon us. 824 01:26:54,696 --> 01:26:59,095 That's when the weird, crazy, scary scale 825 01:26:59,097 --> 01:27:01,295 goes totally off the charts. 826 01:27:01,297 --> 01:27:04,695 So lock your doors and hold on to your candy 827 01:27:04,696 --> 01:27:09,362 because Halloween is about to get real. 828 01:27:09,364 --> 01:27:11,261 Dispatch to McNally. 829 01:27:11,263 --> 01:27:14,228 Got a 10-34 on Union and Baker. Fire and medical are en route. 830 01:27:14,230 --> 01:27:15,694 I don't know what's going on down there, 831 01:27:15,696 --> 01:27:17,427 but it sounds like a total clusterfuck. 832 01:27:17,430 --> 01:27:20,261 - Do you copy? - I'm on my way. 833 01:27:44,129 --> 01:27:45,995 Holy shit! 834 01:28:13,695 --> 01:28:15,261 Shit. 835 01:29:01,329 --> 01:29:02,594 McNally! 836 01:29:12,395 --> 01:29:13,594 Nice timing. 837 01:29:13,596 --> 01:29:15,474 I thought you might need a hand. 838 01:29:19,062 --> 01:29:20,594 Guess I owe you that drink now. 839 01:29:37,595 --> 01:29:39,095 Let's go. 840 01:29:50,262 --> 01:29:52,339 We have a warrant to search your premises. 841 01:29:53,595 --> 01:29:55,527 Look, I'm in the middle of some important work here. 842 01:29:55,529 --> 01:29:57,627 - You can't just barge... - Yes, I can. 843 01:29:57,629 --> 01:30:00,694 I wouldn't argue with her. She's not in the mood. 844 01:30:00,696 --> 01:30:03,361 I guess you should come in. 845 01:30:04,362 --> 01:30:07,427 So, uh, Milo, 846 01:30:07,429 --> 01:30:10,461 show me where you grow these super pumpkins. 847 01:30:10,463 --> 01:30:13,427 I can't just give away company secrets 848 01:30:13,429 --> 01:30:16,494 to anybody who walks through the... 849 01:30:16,496 --> 01:30:19,161 door. 850 01:30:23,096 --> 01:30:26,195 - I'll get some lights on. - Quit stalling, Milo. 851 01:30:29,062 --> 01:30:31,161 Oh, boy. 852 01:30:31,163 --> 01:30:33,161 Holy shit. 853 01:30:34,762 --> 01:30:37,128 What's the big deal? 854 01:30:37,130 --> 01:30:39,161 Just a bunch of pumpkins. 855 01:30:53,495 --> 01:30:55,694 The witching hour is over. 856 01:30:55,696 --> 01:30:57,494 Thanks for listening. 857 01:30:57,496 --> 01:30:59,494 And until next year, 858 01:30:59,496 --> 01:31:01,427 Happy Halloween! 58154

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