Original subtitles

facing nature's kicks

half a dozen sue for strong men who were

called a super safe super six super six

battle criminals and all their evil

games super safe super sick evil do I am

throw down the fear of darkness given

common uppercut I've got under bowls of

power and of old who is super six super

sick they give their own

super service central headquarters where

the public can hire any service done at

hourly or daily rates here waiting for

assignments are such superheroes as

super lightning super Viking super bloom

and Captain whammo all alone at the end

of the bench sits Superboy an apprentice

with the firm they all night super

savers no job too tough if you pay

yourself now I go now chief can i huh

huh

a lesson Superboy get back and warm that

bench this here calls for experience we

leave the super service and go to Fort

Knox Kentucky where a sinister car comes

to a stop in front of the gate out of

the car steps a weird little snowman

named cold pinky when he reaches the

gate an armed guard commands him to halt

Oh

who goes there if thumb babe a little

cold pig jeez all right ma'am bar cold

pinky raises his little pinky and

freezes them right in the middle of

there BAM at the gold storage vault cold

pinky takes out an ice pick and chops a

hole in the door nobody could rob Fort

Knox with an ice pick but be meanwhile

back at the super service office day or

night save us what what's that what Knox

robbed but who I put on it plus there's

a job for Superboy trip fan wow I am

sure

Flair's Fort Knox

mama get in and look for clues I must

add a blizzard here in the middle of

July - I'll have to use my powerful

laser beam vision to burn a hole of the

wall Oh dirty dice lay shot a booby trap

what a neat way to smuggle the gold out

of town

there was only one difficulty kids keep

chasing us why don't we stop and swipe

their dimes huh

there's an ice cream truck down there

I'll ship down and get an ice cream bar

I miss her I'll have a chocolate

I guess he doesn't have chocolate super

boring Ponder's the situation and

decides to investigate all suspicious

looking vehicle haha there's a cement

mixer they probably got the gold hidden

in it I demand you to turn the contents

of this truck over to me hi how are we

gonna get down ha ha what's that down

there Exley entrance covered tunnel ok

fatso I see a crunching there in the bar

it won't do you any good struggle I've

got em walk

Shaw I want to play rough huh super

Borges descends on freshly dug soil so

this is why they buried the gold well

I'll just unburied it becomes a human

drill a business district is built over

the whole underground you hear the

far-off voice of Superboy I can't find

any gold I might as well sure sure try

to bury me under a skyscraper huh Plus

as a bonus

oh wow probably couldn't have stood up

in court anyway cold pinkies sinister

pirate yachts team seaward

you sure handle the gold job smooth I

owe it all to my little pig teeth hey

boss what's that this cat's beat it is

it's Superboy

I stole the gold but you will never tell

because I am putting you at ice-cold

pinkie points his finger at Superboy but

super boring counteracts with his laser

beam vision it's more use called pinky

fajitas on the laser beam turns cold

pinky to slush

the victorious super-boeing returns to

headquarters to make his report chief I

got cold pinky right here in the bucket

what do I do with them

mop the floor with him he deserves it

and besides the floor needs it

Oh shocked this is a job for Superboy

oh there's only 30 seconds to play

elevator man let's kick this one over

the goal post from a winning point now

be sure you don't miss you just hold the

ball steady and I'll make sure I don't

miss

oh boy saw something tells me I should

have stood in bed

Oh what do you know I I think I made a

touchdown I don't like this idea of

bringing them back alive couldn't they

be half dead or something

whippy guide me you got nothing to worry

about

I know Africa backwards but we're not

going backwards this cliff good

observation point for signs of wild

animals

there isn't one within miles of us and

I'm glad to push the Makri jump quick

this ant is the sweet balance of trouble

and I'm here and that tree came right

out of nowhere then take a gander on

what's on the end of it

Oh a big Irish gorilla are you sure this

is Africa who cares look at the size of

him hey we got a gold mine here fast for

jibberish macabre us just a little

peeper

hey that's half of the warning the

bottom of the evening and both sides of

the afternoon dear truth this a lucky

day for me it is it is well it certainly

isn't very lucky for us I think I'm

going to scream

alright put us down you big monkey not

before you be taking me to your pot of

gold now what'll it be answer

come on me buckos speak up speak up

baguette make small error we know

leprechaun we're people by the way

people it is it is and you'd not be

trying to pull my leg would years yeah

yeah yeah here's the silver tongue of

the Blarney you have let's have no more

of it they'll be taking me to the pot of

gold possibly you creating unpleasant

international situation what yeah

wait'll the embassy hears about this

not so fast me buckos me heart is big

but me patience is small now believe me

to that gold

let's not antagonize him let's lead him

to the gold

what gold don't you know where there's

any gold no I don't know where there's

any gold who dear no I was afraid of

that

hey the devil you see Hepler nice tone

itself will float in the river shannon

the day i believe a word of it ah-hem

idea monkey-see monkey-do kitchen i get

you please to observe mr. king sighs a

leprechaun master brain with chalet in

order to think clearly is very good

mental exercise suggest you to same if

if we help and find the board under to

oblige now repeat after me

now your turn strange are the ways of

the wee folk but if you insist next time

you use your head

leave us out I suggest we head for home

we got away from that ape once I don't

see why we have their monkey around with

him again he's the only one of his kind

he's worth a fortune ah you waiting for

bait with basic bread customer key

tis a skyhook as sure as I live and

breathe I'll be givin it a tug for good

luck he's hooked to a map sweet music of

McNamara's band is trickling through me

here it is I think we give him a

temporary conclusion I did come to

bailing out hay for the hills and it's

every man for himself

collection please very obvious we must

stick together

ladies coming to the power to renew

Renee I always wanted me on yo-yo around

the world and walk the dog ah tis jolly

good Pudwill haven't now will you tell

me where your pot of gold is Nathan

begorrah now where the devil did the

little devils go we're rid of that

stupid guru at last don't be too sure

confusion say sometimes bad penny turn

up when he's expected the choppers

bejeebers don't leave yet you haven't

took me to the pot of gold no we ain't

to leave on such short notice mr.

gorilla but we've got a heavy date in a

Hollywood Hollywood is it a nice subtle

jungle you might say that fine you

talked me into it

I'll go along with you steady now me

ladies I'm coming aboard cushla murkly

they've disappeared again oh there y'all

hey now I'll not believe in your side

till we found that pot of gold this very

embarrassing situation lose much pace

skip it in Hollywood won't notice him

mr. gorilla sir will like the cement off

sure and begorrah and your face stuck

see you lads you'd lead me to a pot of

gold you know I heard that old volcano

erupted in Italy last week I wonder if

it did much damage

holy smokes did it ever do damage whoa

look what it did to that building oh

this looks like a job for Superboy I'll

have this fixed up in a jiffy that's

better

it seems like a silly place to to have a

lighthouse anyway

I'm elevate a man I get all kinds of

jobs big ones little ones I never know

what my assignment will be from one day

to the next like most guys my work has

its ups and downs

when I love fighting traffic my

businesses fighting crime fragile living

this is super service central its

headquarters for a group of us

superheroes I checked in to see if the

chief had any messages for me any

messages for me chief let's say oh yeah

captain okanura police headquarters

wants you to call him right away I

placed the call I wonder what I'll kind

of had on his mind I soon found out

O'Connor was excited he told me the

police had NER brains Benson the

notorious mobster and they were holding

him overnight in City Jail the pilot

said Benson was later to go to the state

pen in the morning but his mob had sworn

to set him free what kind of needed some

help so I told him I'd be right over

I'll be right over okay and step on it

that's what I called steppin on it

well I try to take everything in stride

O'Connor told me that he wouldn't rest

easy two brains Benson was safely up the

river he won't rest easy until all right

all right I know just show me to his

cell

you see captain it's perfectly simple I

merely press the UP button on my

elevator man control belt like this

believe me nobody's gonna get in or out

of this cell unless I move and I never

move until I'm good and ready

hey that's great elevator man I knew you

were the guy for the job

Fred see in the morning I settle myself

down for the long nights vigil the hours

passed slowly it was getting late and I

was getting sleepy then suddenly there

wasn't sleepy anymore it wasn't till

later that I figured out what had

happened a couple of brain Benson's

henchmen in front of the jail was

sleeping yes it knocked out everyone in

the building including yours truly

AirTrain are you okay yeah I got me out

of here before this gas gets to me are

we gonna move this big log hamish weigh

a ton press the down but not about the

heads that ought to make him smaller

okay boys Hey look at that nice week hey

Debbie multiple I already dragged him

out of the wait

time's a-wastin now get over here and

blast this lock sightly boys good white

boys let's get out of here

you wanna should give him a blast too

boys nah he don't look like he'll give

us any more trouble

let him keep shrinking and when he gets

small enough that can lead him come on

let's blow five minutes and ten sizes

later I woke up I didn't notice that

shrunk right out of my belt then I got a

strange feeling that I was being watched

I was right

it was the jailhouse cat and he looked

hungry being about 5 inches tall and

still shrinking I didn't feel like I was

in a position to reason with him so I

made

the nearest exit and just in time

why was it darkened there groping my way

around I suddenly bumped into something

warm fuzzy and big it felt like it was a

giant mouse it was obvious that he

didn't appreciate my waking him up

so I dashed to a neutral corner

gradually as my eyes became accustomed

to the dark I saw a way out the column

of ants was marching through the mouse

hole I was still shrinking so by now I

was small enough to pass for one of them

the cat didn't spot me

as we were passing my belt I made a

break for it this was my chance I tried

to push the UP button there was no use I

was just too small

I couldn't budge it I was doomed I guess

I was just going to keep shrinking

smaller and smaller until one day I

would just fade away then I saw it one

last chance I have to passing it rolled

up the wall

that got off at the shelf above the

washbasin and there was my lifesaver a

bar of soap balanced on the edge right

above the belt it was a session I gave

it the old heave oh and mom's away it

landed right on target smacked on me

it gave me just what I needed a big lift

and a better outlook there they were the

Bentson bars speeding out of town I left

a loafer Capital Canada meet me at the

state pen then I took off after the

criminals they were on the main highway

and going about a hundred miles an hour

I caught up for them in a jiffy and

decided to try my hand at stopping them

to their amazement the highway suddenly

changed into a dead-end street

O'Conner was waiting for me when I

arrived at the state pen when I

presented him with brains Benson his mob

and their getaway car all neatly tied in

a pink ribbon he had all choked up of

joy and told me it was the nicest gift

he'd ever received tearing myself away

from this tendency and I headed for home

it had been a long night even for me

elevate a man

facing danger just for kicks

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called a super six super six super six

battle criminals and all their evil

games super six super six evildoers the

dimension of Maui down the fear of

darkness given common uppercut vibrate

thunder bowls of power edible - is a nut

super sick super say they

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