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♪ ♪

GETTY:
Hey!

-Glad you made it.
-Sure.

Come on over.
You know how to play?

What-- uh...

GETTY:
You'll figure it out.

Walk with me.

I'll just wait here, then?

I'll tell you this
about incarceration:

it clarifies the mind.

Really makes you appreciate
the little things:

salt, pepper...

You know those little
tiny packets of ketchup?

Mm-hmm.

They sell these
in the commissary Tuesdays,

'cause... prison food,
it's so bland.

So what I do,
I buy up the entire stock

and I sell them out here,
at a profit.

You've cornered the market
on condiments?

I recognized an opportunity.

So what's going on with you?
How's life in the city?

-Yeah, it's okay.
-Yeah?

-Yeah, it's good.
-Enjoying it?

Mm-hmm.

You ever run into Skye?

No.

Yeah. Hey, Nash tells me
you're, uh...

What, are you
directing commercials now?

-Not yet, no, hopefully soon.
-Hmm.

I'm up for
a national dog food spot.

-Really?
-Mm-hmm.

Like, uh,
like with the chuck wagon

that runs under the sink there?

It's a different brand,
but yeah, yeah-yeah.

So this is...
this is how movie directors

-get their start, huh?
-Some of them, yeah.

Michael Cimino, Alan Parker,
Ridley Scott?

Mm, no idea.

But all right, good for you.
So that's good.

You got yourself
a five-year plan, finally.

(laughs)

-So, why did you want to see me?
-Mm.

-I need your help.
-Doing what?

I got to get a message
to Red Oaks membership.

Huh. Why do you need me
for that?

'Cause I need it
to be persuasive.

It's like a commercial, right?

So, I'm picturing, like,
footage of the club at its best.

So you get, whatever,
like, in the morning,

first thing in the morning
when there's still mist

on the, on the links

and the sprinklers pop on.

(imitates spraying sound)
And then you get

some kids frolicking
in the pool.

Uh, frolicking?

Yeah, frolicking
in the pool, yeah.

And then testimonials.

Just whoever you can get
on camera.

And have them talk about
what the club means to them,

and why we shouldn't sell
to the Japanese.

Do you think
you can handle that?

Yeah, I-I can put
something together.

Okay. How soon?

Well, I have work, let me see.

So, maybe next week?

Fine.

Pay you a hundred bucks.

Okay.

That's it?

You're just going to accept
my opening offer?

Have I taught you nothing?

-Okay, $200.
-(scoffs, chuckles)

That's barely 40 bucks a day.

These guys here earn more than
that making license plates.

Come on, for Christ's sake,

you got my balls in a vise.
Squeeze!

Hit me with a rush charge.

I'd rather have you
owing me a favor.

♪ ♪

Yeah, so you have been
paying attention.

Good. Good boy.

-MAN: Yeah.
-Oh!

♪ ♪

SAM: I thought it was stupid
the first time I heard it.

Oh, what's wrong with Samwich?
It has a nice ring to it.

So does tinnitus.

-(Shirley chuckling)
-How about Sam and Cheese?

-That's cute.
-No.

I got it:

Uncle Sam's.

With a ten percent discount
to veterans.

SAM:
Will you stop it?

Why does it always got to be
a play on my name?

Because you're
the culinary maestro.

SAM:
And what are you?

I'm the silent partner.

-Not silent enough.
-(others chuckling)

(laughing)

Well, I should get cleaned up.

I've got a fellowship committee
meeting in a half an hour.

Is there turpentine somewhere?

-Back shelf.
-Which one?

Here, I'll, uh, I'll take you.

This way.

Oh!

-Mmm.
-(chuckling)

-Sam, stop.
-I can't help it.

Ooh, you look so sexy
with that roller.

(both laughing)

But my brother
is right out there.

-Mm.
-TERRY: Shirl, did you find it?

Uh, yes, yes!

Thank you, Samuel,
for helping me find this.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm gonna go clean up
in the lavatory.

(clears throat)

Those paint fumes
must be getting to her.

I guess.

Judy, why not get us started
by telling David

why you wanted him
to join us here today?

Sure.

Uh... well...

David... sweetheart, there is

something I need to tell you
and I wanted to do it in a place

where you would feel free
to ask questions

or discuss any feelings
that might come up.

You're doing great, Judy.
Go on, go on.

Uh, for the last year or so,

I've been getting, you know,
getting back out there,

going on dates with other...
single... people,

many of them
who have been... women.

Um, I shouldn't say many,
'cause it-it's like a handful.

But it's not exclusively,
'cause I've also...

you know, there have been
a few guys mixed in there.

Uh... mm... probably 60-40.

Mm, no, maybe 70-30.

Okay, so the number's
not important.

What is important is that I...

This is who I am now.

Your mostly gay mom.

Okay.

Do you have any questions,
David?

No.

Then let's talk about
how you're feeling.

No, thank you.

It's okay, David,

-you're in a safe place.
-Mm. No, I'm not.

You don't feel safe here?

Not especially.

Well, how do you feel, David?

-Outnumbered.
-Interesting. Anything else?

To be honest, a little freaked.

That's because you don't approve
of homosexuality?

Because I don't approve
of those.

They're very comfortable shoes.

-And because this sofa smells.
-Okay,

-David...
-You should know,

that sofa has seen
a lot of sharing.

That's what I'm afraid of.

You are no longer a child,

and you need to stop seeing me
as your mother

and start thinking of me
as a sensual being.

No, I don't.

David, don't run away
from your feelings.

I'm not, Mom. Honest.

I'm-I'm cool with you dating men
or women or whoever.

So as long as you're happy,
the fact that you're mostly gay

doesn't freak me out. Okay?

But that does.

I think that went very well.

♪ ♪

DAVID: Why have you been
worrying about Misty?

-Has she been acting different?
-Not really.

So what are you stressing about?

Dude, look at me,
I'm not exactly Val Kilmer.

-Oh, shut up.
-Seriously, though,

in a few weeks
is our one-year anniversary,

and any day now,
those rose-colored glasses

are gonna come off,
and what's Misty gonna see?

A good dude who's funny
and makes her feel special.

What if that's not enough?

Hey, Skip!

-WHEELER: Hey, dude.
-Hey.

What are you two limp dicks
doing here?

Making a video for Red Oaks.

Yeah, you want to help?

♪ ♪

Scene three, take two, roll one.

Right.

DAVID:
Action.

What is so great about Red Oaks?

Honestly, nothing.

There's a ton
of better courses out there.

I mean, just around here,
you got Foxglenn,

you got Windybush,

you got Bushwood.

-I mean, those are all
better course... -Cut.

What?

That was really good,
it's just we want

to hear some good stuff
about Red Oaks.

Some positive stuff, you know?

WHEELER:
Scene three,

take 27, roll one.

Do you remember where you were
the day that Kennedy was shot?

I was right here,
helping my Uncle Dal

retrieve golf balls
from the water traps.

I was six years old,
small for my age,

easy to boost over
a cyclone fence.

-Cut.
-I mean...

DAVID:
Well, maybe start with

your favorite memories
of Red Oaks.

But I've only been working here
for six weeks.

Oh. Okay, well, uh, just
your impressions of the club.

Uh, I guess it's been a pretty
cool place to work, um...

Staff kegger was radical.

I got a hand job from the girl
who works in the snack bar.

Nice.

What's that little
red light mean?

DAVID:
It means I'm rolling.

Oh. Okay.

DAVID:
So, do you have a message

to your fellow members
about Red Oaks?

Uh, yeah.

Sell it.

Red Oaks will always be
a special place for me.

It was here that I met
my future bride.

Your ex-lady.

But that doesn't mean
I'm against change.

That'd be pointless,
like fighting the wind.

Japanese people have
a concept called Wabi-sabi,

about the acceptance of change
and the impermanence of life.

Not to be confused with wasabi,

the sushi condiment that
if you eat too much of it,

your brain could melt.

(button clicks)

-Hey.
-Hey.

What are you still doing here?

Altering leather,

the bane of my existence.

What about you?

I'm working on a freelance video
I got roped into doing.

-Is that the country club?
-Yeah.

What?

I'm trying to imagine you
as a tennis pro.

Assistant pro.

Do you have to wear
a cute little uniform?

It's just tennis whites,
but the shirt was embroidered

with a Red Oaks insignia.

I'll pay you ten bucks if you
wear it to work tomorrow.

(laughs)
No way.

$20 if you wear the shorts, too.

It's never gonna happen.

You're no fun.

Hey, show me more.

Get out of here, go have a life.

No, I'm serious,
I've always been curious

about what goes on
in the wilds of New Jersey.

(sighs)
Pull up a chair.

(knocks on door)

(classical music playing)

Wheeler, so glad you made it.

-Oh, please, come in.
-Okay.

Um, I-I didn't really
know what to bring, so...

Oh, uh... so thoughtful,
thank you.

Um, here, come this way.
Meet my husband.

-Oh.
-(clears throat)

You must be Wheeler.
(laughing)

Cecil Fox.

Bee's told me so much about you.

Uh, who's Bee?

Cecil's little pet name for me.

Because she's my queen
and packs a wicked sting.

-Cecil, please.
-Um, I'm sorry, am I early?

Oh, not at all.

Uh, why don't you get something
to drink for Mr. Wheeler?

Oh, of course, my pet.

I'm sure the others
will be here any moment.

(glassware clanking)

That's quite an impressive
head of hair you have there.

Well, you should have seen me
as a baby.

I was like a little ham
with an afro.

CECIL:
Red or white?

-Excuse me?
-Wine?

Oh, no, water's fine.

A teetotaler.

I don't know, maybe. Uh...

-No, I don't think so.
-Recovering alcoholic?

No, I just like water.

Uh, no need to explain.

Your body is your temple.

-Well, mine's more like
a Jiffy Lube. -(laughs)

I can tell we're going
to get along swimmingly.

Cool.

GETTY (over TV):
Hello, I'm Doug Getty.

-Many of you know me...
-DAVID: Holy shit.

-Where'd you find those?
-Mini fridge in wardrobe.

-It's our secret stash.
-Nice.

-Any sesame chicken left?
-Mm-hmm.

So, uh, what's Noah
up to tonight?

Work dinner.

Mm. Sounds fun.

Not really.

He hates them. Says the last
thing he wants to do

is socialize
with a bunch of lawyers.

But he is a lawyer.

Who secretly wishes
he was a track coach.

How'd you guys meet?

Track team.

High school sweethearts?

That's so wholesome.

-Don't make fun.
-I'm joking.

Who's that?

DAVID:
Getty.

Wait, your ex's father?

The guy in jail?

-The one and only.
-(button clicks)

-Is the hair okay? -DAVID
(over TV): Yeah, it looks fine.

Look...
(sniffles)

-Talk right in?
-DAVID (over TV): Yeah.

(clears throat)
You sure?

Just make sure
I don't look jowly.

That's what fucked Nixon.

ANNABELLE (chuckles):
He doesn't look so scary.

Hey.

You okay?

GETTY:
I'm Doug Getty.

-Oh, yeah.
-Many of you know me...

-I'm just thinking.
-(button clicks)

What about?

Think Derek's ever gonna
watch my reel?

It's been sitting on his desk
for two weeks.

-Not anymore.
-What?

-He took it home.
-How do you know?

Because when I was in his office
earlier today,

I snuck it into his backpack.

You're amazing.

I know.
(laughs)

Thank you.

These pistachios are phenomenal.

-Are you religious?
-Uh, not that it matters,

of course, we're just curious.

Uh, half-Jewish.

CECIL:
Which half?

From the waist down?

(Cecil laughs)

-That's funny.
-He's funny.

I told you.

Is it weird
that no one else is here yet?

Well, I'm afraid Bee and I

haven't been entirely
forthright with you.

No one else is coming, Wheeler.

CECIL:
It's just you.

I don't understand. Why me?

CECIL: Because we want
to talk to you about something.

FOX:
A little project

we're hoping
you might help us with.

-Business venture,
you might say. -Not "business."

Oh, sorry. Poor word choice.

Continue.

CECIL: The long
and the short of it is this.

Bee and I very much
want to have a child,

but we can't because, well...

Cecil is sterile.

It's true.

My sperm just aren't
up to the task.

Which is why we need yours.

What?

We'll pay you, of course.

We were thinking
a hundred dollars.

-$150.
-$150.

-Per sample. -CECIL: Yeah, plus,
a thousand dollar bonus

once Bee's pregnant.

FOX: It's really quite
a simple procedure.

Essentially, you use
a sort of turkey baster.

Okay, I-I should go,
I've got so much homework.

No, please, Wheeler,
Cecil and I are desperate.

You'd make an excellent donor.

You're clearly intelligent.

We've looked up
your Cornell transcript

and your GPA is most impressive.

Of course, in a perfect world,
you'd be six inches taller,

-perhaps a little less husky.
-Well, but that aside,

don't do drugs.

FOX: Aren't technically
a Columbia student,

so there's no ethical issues.

Don't run in our social circles.

Okay, uh, I don't know.

I-I just...

-Don't answer yet.
-I-I really-- I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

I just, I have to go.

CECIL:
Think it over, you know?

Take your time.

But not too long,
because I ovulate next week.

Well, I think we really planted
a seed today.

(door closes)

People always think sake
should be served warm.

But connoisseurs know

the primo stuff is best enjoyed
slightly chilled.

Kanpai, gentlemen.

Kanpai.

Cheers, whatever.

NASH:
Dear Lord, Skip,

get a hold of yourself.
It's not Brass Monkey.

BARRY:
Nasser-san is right.

This is a civilized beverage.

You need to treat it tenderly.

Like a tit.

Mmm.

Fun fact.

Sake is often referred
to as rice wine.

But botanically speaking,
it's a beer.

It tastes like
a flooded basement.

Maybe to the unrefined palate
of a round-eye.

How come you know so much
about Japan anyway?

Because the Land
of the Rising Sun

has always been
my spiritual home.

I'm convinced
that in a past life,

I was a shogun.

Or maybe even a concubine.

It's something I've always felt,

deep in my chi.

Even though
that's a Chinese concept.

We're wasting our time, Nash.

There is no way
that Getty is gonna let

the Japanese buy Red Oaks.

Pray you're right,
but I'm not taking any chances.

I can't afford to be replaced
by a Japanese pro.

If it means learning their ways,
then kanpai it is.

Well, we got a shitload
to learn, shinshi.

So let's get started.

Now, first lesson: bowing.

("Japanese Boy" by Aneka
playing)

♪ Ah... ♪

♪ He said that he loved me ♪

♪ He never would go, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Now I find I'm sitting here
on my own, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Could it be another
he's found? ♪

♪ It's breaking up
the happy home ♪

♪ Mister, can you tell me
where my love has gone? ♪

♪ He's a Japanese boy. ♪

Oh.

(door closes)

Boyfriend stand you up?

Yeah, I don't know
what's keeping him.

He was supposed to be here
20 minutes ago.

You want a slice while you wait?

Sure. Why not?

Is this guy gonna mind us
eating pizza on his car?

Oh, why don't you ask him?

Seriously? This is yours?

It's a birthday present
to myself when I turned 30.

(chuckles)

Is that pineapple?

Uh, and ham.
It's, uh, it's Hawaiian.

Um, I'll admit, it's a bit
of an acquired taste.

How did you acquire it?

When I was stationed
in Honolulu.

Oh. Were you in the Army?

Air Force. It's how I paid
for dental school.

Ever jump out of a plane?

A few times.

What was it like?

Terrifying. It's...

-(both laugh)
-No, it... You're hurtling

at the Earth
over a hundred miles an hour.

-It's...
-(both laugh)

I thought you liked going fast.

Well, not by myself.

(laughter)

-Sorry, sorry, sorry. I couldn't
help myself. -That's so bad.

That's okay.
I totally set you up for that.

Mm.

Hey, what are you doing
on the 15th?

I don't know. Why?

I have to go to this conference.

I'm presenting a paper
on oral neoplasia.

And I'm kind of nervous.
I don't love public speaking.

So, uh, might be nice to have
a friendly face in the audience.

Uh...

And it, it'd be
good for you, too.

You know, you could meet,
uh, other dentists

who might be hiring, you know,

network, get some free swag
from all the vendors.

Um, yeah, it sounds interesting.

-I... -The office will pay
for your hotel room.

And all your meals.

Whole weekend
won't cost you a dime.

-Yeah, sure. Wow.
-Yeah?

-Thank you.
-Okay.

(horn honking,
engine sputtering)

-Looks like this guy's
having car trouble. -Uh...

Hey, I'm so sorry I'm late!

Traffic on the GW was heinous!

That's actually my ride.

Thank you, Dr. Ron, um...

Good night.

Night.

You didn't tell me you worked
with a male hygienist.

I don't.

Then, who's that dude?

That's Dr. Ron.

That's Dr. Ron?

But he's not even old.

Never said he was.

And super handsome.

I know.

All the girls in the office
have a crush on him.

(engine starts,
radio begins playing)

(exhales)

♪ ♪

All right.

Uh, Rocky?

(imitating Rocky):
Hey, Adrian!

-Adrian!
-(laughter)

Yeah, fuck it, let's watch it.

By the way, did I tell you
I saw Misty's Dr. Ron?

No, what's he like?

Super handsome.

Like a chopper pilot
or a weatherman.

(intercom buzzing)

Hello?

JUDY:
Sweetie, it's Mom, let us in!

(buzzes)

(soft laughter)

Oh, hi!

Hi, my baby boy.

Mom, what the hell
are you doing here?

We were in the neighborhood
and had to pee.

-Hi, I'm Wheeler.
-(Judy exclaims)

Where are my-my manners?

This is my friend Carol.

Bathroom?

(Carol retching)

Mom, you can't drive home
like this.

Like what? I'm fine.

I just need to sit down
for a minute.

♪ Is that the telephone
ringing ♪

♪ Or just the radio? ♪

Okay.

(groans)

♪ No one up, nowhere to go ♪

♪ I can't sleep at night,
can you? ♪

♪ Do you think most folks
feel like you? ♪

Mm.

Oh, thank you.

I have to go to work.

I want this place picked up
by the time I get home.

Oh, my...

(sighs)

-Hey, Derek.
-Oh. Thai chicken salad.

-What?
-My lunch order?

That is why
you're bothering me, right?

Actually, no, I was wondering
if you had time

to check out my reel yet.

Why is that so important to you?

Because I value your opinion.

No, you don't.
Don't jerk me off, okay?

Now, I'm very busy, so why not
save us both some time?

Tell me what the fuck
you really want.

I want to direct
the Lucky Chow commercial.

I know you haven't found anyone,

and I think I could do
a good job.

Also, you wouldn't
have to pay me.

Hmm.

No.

But I think
if you just check out my reel...

-I watched it.
-Oh, great.

-Uh, wh-what do you think?
-It sucks. I fell asleep.

But a guy at Channel 87 watched
it and he said I had a good eye.

Okay, well, he was
just being nice.

Which in this business isn't,
because it gives false hope.

I'm giving you the truth.

Odds of becoming a director?
One in a thousand.

Probably higher. Which means,

there isn't a person
in this room

who is ever gonna call "action."

That's not mean,
that is just math.

("Don't Give Up" by Peter
Gabriel and Kate Bush playing)

Are you okay?

GABRIEL: ♪ In this proud land,
we grew up strong ♪

♪ We were wanted all along ♪

♪ I was taught to fight,
taught to win ♪

♪ I never thought I could fail ♪

♪ No fight left or so it seems ♪

♪ I am a man whose dreams
have all deserted ♪

♪ I've changed my face ♪

♪ I've changed my name ♪

♪ But no one wants you
when you lose ♪

BUSH:
♪ Don't give up ♪

♪ 'Cause you have friends ♪

♪ Don't give up ♪

♪ You're not the only one ♪

♪ Don't give up ♪

♪ You know
it's never been easy ♪

♪ Don't give up ♪

♪ 'Cause I believe
there's a place ♪

♪ There's a place
where we belong. ♪