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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:45,212 Black-metal-ul este a�a de popular pentru muzic�, cum a fost Iuda pentru cre�tinism. 2 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,925 E con�tiin�a voastr� �nnegurat�, la care nu vre�i s� v� g�ndi�i! 3 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:54,221 Absolut totul la aceast� muzic� are un mesaj politic, 4 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:58,934 compozi�ia, versurile, mixajele, p�n� �i hainele cu care e�ti �mbr�cat! 5 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:03,230 Vocalistul este �ntotdeauna �ef-ul. 6 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:06,608 Democra�ia func�ioneaz� �n majoritatea cazurilor, dar nu �n Black-metal! 7 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,259 � ... Mort, mort, mort... 8 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:36,597 �Spiritul lui e mort... mort... mort... mort! 9 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:39,308 �Spiritul lui e mort!! Mort... mort... mort! 10 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,894 �Spiritul lui e mort! Mort... mort... mort! 11 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:47,608 �Spiritul lui e mort!! 12 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:50,194 - Stop! - Ce faci? 13 00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:51,195 Ce? 14 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:52,362 - Ce faci? - Un riff. 15 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:54,364 Curu' meu! �la a fost un solo. 16 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:59,244 - A fost un solo sau nu? - Un fel de arpegiu. 17 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:01,788 Solo-ul se asociaz� cu virtuozitatea, iar virtuozitatea e... 18 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,916 - Total neacceptabil�. - Virtuozitate, mda... 19 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:06,210 Taci din gur�! Piesa asta e criminal�, 20 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:07,544 dar sun� ca un adagio. 21 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:08,754 Reia totul de la �nceput. 22 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,593 Nu, nu, nu, nu... �ntotdeauna de la �nceput. 23 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,931 Vin, vin... 24 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:22,809 E ora 6 P.M. Trebuie s� schimb mesele. 25 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:24,561 Rahat! Babysitting-ul! 26 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:27,523 Bine.Turneul �sta va fi de groaz�. 27 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,692 I-ai spus lui Yoyo? 28 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,528 Se pronun�� Yue-Yu. 29 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:35,197 Yu... Yu... ai... ai... ai vorbit cu ea de Rom�nia? 30 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,533 A�tept s�-mi dai ok-ul. 31 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:40,702 Nu pot s�-�i dau nici un ok, dac� nu avem ma�in�. 32 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,538 P�i... bine... voi vorbi cu ea. 33 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,626 B�i... v� avertizez... 34 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:50,254 data viitoare repet�m duminic� 35 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:51,547 �i joi. 36 00:03:45,784 --> 00:03:54,484 HAPPY METAL sau M�NTUIREA POP Traducerea P�storel G. 37 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:58,280 Moarte pasiunii, moarte, moarte. 38 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:01,950 Moarte rutinei, gr�simii de g�sc�, moarte dimine�ilor timpurii. 39 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:06,163 Moarte muncii, familiei �i patriei. 40 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,374 Moarte vie�ii mai bune �i bunelor inten�ii! 41 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:12,961 Moarte iubirii. 42 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,048 �i, prin vocea mea, 43 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:19,301 fie ca Moartea s�-�i arate adev�rata fa��. 44 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:21,053 Alexandre, 45 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,555 sunt gata. 46 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:25,557 Vin. 47 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:28,977 Somn u�or. 48 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,146 Apropo, 49 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,357 te-a sunat un om. 50 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:35,943 Cine era? 51 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,361 Nu-mi amintesc. 52 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:38,570 �i ce a vrut? 53 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:44,368 Nu e nimic grav. 54 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,036 Va suna din nou. 55 00:04:47,663 --> 00:04:49,540 �n schimb, trebuie s�-mi promi�i ceva. 56 00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:52,084 Te po�i duce �n excursia asta cu amicii t�i. 57 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:54,419 Dar c�nd te �ntorci, ��i tai pletele. 58 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:55,546 Ce? 59 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:58,215 Nu, nu, Yue-Yu, p�rul meu �mi d� personalitatea. 60 00:04:58,382 --> 00:04:59,967 - Nu m� ating eu de el. - Doi la m�n�... 61 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,511 Rahat, mai ai multe? 62 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:05,472 Renun�� la inep�ia asta cu rock-ul satanic. 63 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:08,642 �n primul r�nd, nu e o inep�ie. De acord? 64 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:09,935 E foarte autentic. 65 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:12,437 Bine? �i, �n al doilea r�nd, nu e rock satanic. 66 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:15,232 E Black Metal. E cu totul altceva. 67 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:16,817 �n al 3-lea r�nd, 68 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,360 eu... eu.. 69 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:19,862 nu e a�a simplu. 70 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,155 - �i-e fric� de Alex. - Nu nu mi-e fric� de Alex. 71 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,740 - �i-e fric� de Alex. - Nu mi-e fric� de Alex! 72 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:26,201 �nceteaz� cu asta. Nu e adev�rat. Nu mai sunt un adolescent! 73 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:30,080 Conduc o afacere. �mi c�tig singur existen�a. �in restaurantul �sta �n via��. 74 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:33,041 �l chem imediat pe Alex aici �i ��i demonstrez c� nu e a�a. 75 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:36,962 Pot primi �i eu o furculi��? 76 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:54,563 M� g�ndeam c� am putea face o mic� �mecherie cu repeti�iile... 77 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:55,898 Cine e? 78 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,065 Nimeni, e Erik. 79 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:58,567 Bun� seara, doamn�! 80 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,402 Ce vrei? 81 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:04,072 E vorba de Rita... mama pu�tiului la care �i dau lec�ii de chitar�. 82 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:07,492 S-a oferit o dat� s� m� cazeze �i am ajuns s�... 83 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,913 am avut o "ciocnire" �i, de aici,... un fel de porc�rie de monogamie. 84 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:13,540 Gata cu gagicile. 85 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,792 Am terminat. Era �i timpul. 86 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:16,877 Ai un dic�ionar? 87 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:20,631 Ce futangii. 88 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:25,594 P�n� pe culmile gloriei �n Rom�nia, s-ar putea s� mai avem un concert �n Ucraina. 89 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:28,889 O, da... 90 00:06:29,515 --> 00:06:32,976 �tiai c� "necioplit" nu e un animal? 91 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:38,023 Pentru a ob�ine c�p�uni de calitate, produc�torii francezi apeleaz� la 2 metode... 92 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,859 produc�ia de ser� �i cea extern�. 93 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,945 Plantele sunt �inute deasupra p�m�ntului, 94 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,572 sau plantate �n cofraje de lemn. 95 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:50,452 C�p�unile noastre sunt protejate de sere. 96 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,162 - A mers bine? - P�i... 97 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,541 - Ei? - Da, da, sigur, super... 98 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:57,626 �i repeti�ia? 99 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:00,045 �tii ceva? 100 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:03,048 Sunt mult mai fericit cu copiii, dec�t 101 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:05,509 la b�ute cu colegii din trup� �i s� bag "ciocane" la bas. 102 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,137 Nu spune asta. 103 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:13,225 �i cu turneul ce se aude? 104 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,560 E pe nic�ieri. 105 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:19,481 "Ave�i c�te vie�i dori�i, chiar mai multe, 106 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,650 p�n� �i pe unele pe care nu le vre�i." George Harrison 107 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,569 FERICIREA-FU 108 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:24,945 E o problem� cu stilul muzical? 109 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:28,782 Nu. �nc� �mi place Black Metal-ul, nu asta e problema, 110 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,201 dar s�-l ascult, s� m� relaxez. 111 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:32,953 La fel ca �i mie. 112 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:36,039 Oricum, dac� o mai fac, e numai pentru c� e vorba de voi. 113 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:37,958 Adev�rat? 114 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:40,627 Cu restaurantul... 115 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:44,006 La mine e vorba de Michele. Tot timpul singur� cu micu�ii. 116 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:47,125 Nu v� face�i at�tea griji. Urma, oricum, s� renun� eu. 117 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:49,553 - F�r� c�caturi? - F�r�. 118 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:53,015 Sunt un chitarist de legend�. N-am f�cut un solo �n 15 ani. Nu e normal. 119 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:54,391 �i eu renun�. 120 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,101 �i eu. 121 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:06,904 La mul�i ani, Rocky! 122 00:08:16,271 --> 00:08:18,031 Satan e cu voi, copii! 123 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,874 Aproape ai ratat tortul. 124 00:08:19,941 --> 00:08:21,384 S� deschidem cadourile. 125 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:22,853 Haide�i, copii! 126 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:27,007 Hellfest m-au contactat. Ne vor. 127 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:28,884 Hellfest? 128 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:32,971 Stai a�a o secund�... cine... cum? 129 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:36,183 O trup� a renun�at. �i ce dac�? E un semn. 130 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:38,310 �ti�i cine este "cap de afi�" anul �sta? 131 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:40,270 Dozzy Cooper. 132 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,231 C�cat sf�nt, Dozzy Cooper! 133 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:44,983 C�nt�m duminic�. 134 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:46,902 Cum adic� duminic�? 135 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:48,779 Hellfest e duminica asta? 136 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:51,198 V�d c�, �nc�, nu m� crede�i. 137 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:54,159 Au nevoie de o trup� francez� de Black Metal. A r�mas un loc liber. 138 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:55,994 Nu avem noi fa�� de ceva a�a de mare. 139 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,829 Vom avea parte de o experien�� pe care nu o vom uita niciodat�. 140 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,333 Hei... Hellfest! 141 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:02,334 Hellfest.. 142 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:05,838 M�i! 143 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:07,881 Cine i-a adus pu�tiului o baionet�? 144 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,344 E real�. Am c�utat �n 20 de anticariate. 145 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:13,929 A omor�t �i nem�i. 146 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,475 Baioneta mea! 147 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:21,645 Pentru medicamenta�ia ei, Debridat 50, dup�-amiaza �i seara, 148 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:24,815 Levothyrox 75, diminea�a. 149 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:27,568 �i un pahar de vin, 150 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,194 dup� fiecare mas�. 151 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:33,323 �tiu, dar e pl�cerea ei. 152 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:36,159 Prima �ntrebare, Francis: 153 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:39,663 Ce considera Karl Marx c� e un opium pentru popoare? 154 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,165 Pop-ul francez. 155 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,750 - Religia? - Chiar la �int�. 156 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:18,410 Ce faci? 157 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,330 Rodaj. 158 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:24,666 Ne va lua ani �n ritmul �sta. 159 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,960 Am sub curul meu, o ma�in� luat� �n rate pe 5 ani. 160 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,546 Nu vreau s� o fut dup� 2 kilometri. 161 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,677 Da' ce zici de ceva muzic�? T�cerea asta m� omoar�! 162 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,054 Pune tu ceva. 163 00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:44,520 Pornesc eu CD-player-ul. 164 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,856 Ce-i asta? 165 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,318 Pardon, pardon! Astea sunt ale lui Yue-Yu. 166 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:52,861 Uite-a�a... 167 00:10:56,365 --> 00:11:00,327 Nu am mai v�zut un asemenea sistem. Nu e r�u. Sigur e din viitor. 168 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,996 CD-player... 169 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,582 Alege p�n� �i piesele aleatoriu. 170 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:08,085 - Aleatoriu e curul t�u. Stai jos. - Bine. 171 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:11,421 Nimeni nu schimb� ordinea la CD �n ma�ina mea, m-a�i �n�eles? 172 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:14,174 Imagineaz�-�i c� cite�ti �i schimbi ordinea paginilor. 173 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,259 P�i, eu nu citesc niciodat�. 174 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,970 Fraieri ca tine transform� Metalul �n ceva lipsit de sens. 175 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:20,764 Efecte pe bas? 176 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,684 Efecte pe bas. 177 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,700 Unu: gata cu craniile, macetele, �i cercurile �n fl�c�ri. 178 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:43,370 Le-am f�cut c�t se poate de simplu: Moartea Macabeilor. Punct. 179 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:47,374 Mi�to! 180 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,502 Prin urmare, nu renun��m la gre�elile gramaticale? 181 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,966 Am f�cut, de asemenea, �i o versiune cu un dragon, pentru publicul asiatic. 182 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:58,802 Trebuia s� te consul�i cu mine. E anul Iepurelui. 183 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:02,973 Nu-mi pun eu un iepure pe un tricou Black Metal. 184 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:07,269 Doi: de vreme ce sunte�i a�a de stresa�i, nu mergem direct la Hellfest. 185 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:08,729 Ce? 186 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,522 Care e �menu'? 187 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:14,151 Vom avea un concert de �nc�lzire pe aceast� rut�, 188 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:16,111 doar pentru a "betona" leg�turile dintre membrii forma�iei. 189 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:17,738 Eu vreau s� v�d concertele. 190 00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:21,783 Ai o mentalitate de turist, c�nd ar trebui s� te compor�i ca un semi-zeu. 191 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,368 Anul �sta noi suntem st�p�nii scenei. 192 00:12:57,736 --> 00:13:00,781 Te-ai pi�at recent �n "domnul John" �la al vostru? 193 00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:03,408 Merge muzic� la nai! �sta da fascism! 194 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,286 Cu c�t a�tept�m mai mult, cu at�t va fi mai greu. 195 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,956 �i mie �mi porne�te mai greu. 196 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,874 Nu, va fi mai greu s�-i spunem c� renun��m. 197 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:16,312 P�i, atunci haide�i s�-i spunem. 198 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,022 Trebuie... 199 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,473 S� b�g�m vitez�! I-am f�cut buc��i radio-ul. 200 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,976 E�ti sigur c� e aici? 201 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,189 -Da. - I-ai spus ce c�nt�m? 202 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:19,234 B�ie�i, c�nd crezi �n muzic� ta, nu conteaz� unde c�n�i. 203 00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:24,216 O, dumnezeul meu! 204 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:26,552 Revolt�tor! 205 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,041 Ce rahat e asta? 206 00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,626 Hei!Nu... 207 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:09,636 E vreo problem�? 208 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,056 Ai venit la fix, Batman. 209 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:14,224 �ine. 210 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:15,726 - Ce cu �ia? - �nchirierea... 211 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:20,105 Pune-i �napoi �i d�-i drumul la sunet. Trebuie s� ne continu�m "�nc�lzirea". 212 00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:23,025 Calmeaz�-te. Astea sunt chestii de oameni nebuni. A fost o ne�n�elegere. 213 00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:24,067 �ine... hai... hai... hai... 214 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,904 Am avut o �n�elegere. Bine? Eu am pl�tit, c�nt�m, punct. 215 00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:29,364 Nu �i dac� bagi groaza �n clien�ii mei. �n�elegi? 216 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,616 Eu sunt clientul. 217 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,534 Hai f� pa�i. Car�-te... car�-te! 218 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,163 Hei! Vrei s�-�i execut o demachiere? 219 00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:38,916 - Merge totul bine? - Merge superb! 220 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,793 - Ce se �nt�mpl�? - La omu' �sta-i place la nebunie ce facem. 221 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:43,295 �i asta ce mai e? 222 00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:44,838 Am fost pl�ti�i? 223 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,508 - Am fost pl�ti�i? - Sigur. útia sunt pentru tine. �ine... 224 00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:49,510 útia pentru tine. �i �tia pentru tine. 225 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,178 Se poate s� continu�m? 226 00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:52,513 5 minute. Da�i-mi 5 minute. 227 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,681 Lua�i-v� ceva de b�ut. Eu rezolv �ntre timp totul. 228 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:58,477 Copil de curv�. 229 00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:01,855 E vreo problem�, �efu'? 230 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,067 Da. D�-mi pu�ca. 231 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:21,792 Ei bine, Alex... trebuie s�-�i spunem ceva. 232 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,127 �i eu vou�. Sunt foarte m�ndru. 233 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:28,590 Am avut multe concerte mitice, dar �sta va ajunge direct �n Top 5. 234 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,093 Am c�ntat 2 minute. 235 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:32,928 Da... dou� minute geniale! 236 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,514 Pe care publicul nu le va uita prea repede. Astea 2 minute. 237 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,474 Mai mult ca sigur. 238 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:39,309 A�i v�zut fa�a la blonda aia din mijloc? 239 00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:41,061 Farmacista? 240 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,564 De unde �tii c� e farmacist�? 241 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,899 Avea moac� de farmacist�. 242 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,266 Ce fe�e de rata�i! 243 00:17:54,432 --> 00:17:57,953 Dac� p�str�m spiritul �sta, �n continuare, �i termin�m pe to�i. 244 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,707 Dar fixeaz�-�i "ejaculatorul" �la. 245 00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:05,002 F�r� mi�touri! Aproape mi-am dat foc singur. 246 00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:09,715 Ce vroiai s�-mi zici? 247 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:17,097 Da... p�i... �... e�ti sigur c� �sta e drumul care duce la Festival? 248 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,266 Sigur. Nu-�i mai f� griji. 249 00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:22,603 Asta ce a mai fost? 250 00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:27,524 E t�mpit sau ce? 251 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,568 E tipul de la Star Club! 252 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,034 E bolnav! Curv�... 253 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,786 De ce face asta? 254 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:42,664 Nu �tiu. Nu sunt sigur. 255 00:18:42,873 --> 00:18:46,210 Dar cred c� de-aia pentru c� m-am pi�at pe mixerul lui �nainte s� plec�m. 256 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:47,419 Ce? 257 00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:49,588 Mergea a�a mult� muzic� de rahat. 258 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,966 Nu po�i s� procedezi a�a! 259 00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:56,220 ��r�noi �tia sunt foarte periculo�i, nu sunt civiliza�i ca noi. 260 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,430 E �n regul�. Deja, a �i plecat. 261 00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:00,724 Nu! Nu! Nu e bine deloc! 262 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,770 Curv� de om! Sunt sigur c� mi-a distrus bara de protec�ie. 263 00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,231 Yue-Yu m� va omor�. 264 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:10,275 Nu po�i s� vezi niciun rahat. 265 00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:11,568 E�ti pericol public, Alex. 266 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,403 Nu suntem �n r�zboi cu lumea. 267 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,698 Sunt �n r�zboi numai cu g�ozarii. 268 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,912 Satan ne-a luat sub mantia lui neagr�. 269 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,540 Nu-l b�ga pe Satan �n asta. 270 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,625 Las�-l �n pace pe Satan! 271 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,384 Profit de faptul c� e un moment a�a de serios, pentru a discuta ceva important, 272 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:45,777 �i-anume despre... 273 00:19:45,844 --> 00:19:48,730 Ascult�, am reflectat bine �i ne-am g�ndit to�i c� trebuie s� vorbim cu tine. 274 00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,983 S� vorbim ce? Despre ce? 275 00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:54,486 - Despre ziua de joi? Asta e? - Aten�ie! 276 00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:59,006 - Curval�ul... - Face mi�to de noi! 277 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:37,613 Domnule? 278 00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:40,616 Domnule! 279 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:46,538 O, c�cat! 280 00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:49,750 Sun� la Urgen�e. 281 00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:51,793 E mort... 282 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:57,799 E mort? 283 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,261 Nu am semnal. Tu ai? 284 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,263 - Ne-am r�t�cit. - Caut semnal cu al meu. 285 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,806 Rahat, e mort. 286 00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:10,771 Asculta�i. 287 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,214 Opre�te, g�ozarule! 288 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:39,758 Asta va provoca o ne�n�elegere... 289 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,677 Trebuie s�-l ajungem din urm�. 290 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,762 S�-i spunem c� nu suntem vinova�i cu nimic. 291 00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,722 Nu l-am atins cu nimic. Nu am atins nimic... 292 00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:49,142 Po�i s� atingi ce vrei tu. Chiar �i cu cel mai bun avocat din lume... 293 00:21:49,643 --> 00:21:50,561 Ce? 294 00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:52,771 Primim cel pu�in 6 luni. 295 00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:53,814 Ce? 296 00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:57,359 Nu, nu, nu, nu, nu, eu nu pot merge la bul�u. Am de pl�tit rate. 297 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:02,447 �i-apoi el e cel care a �ncercat s� ne omoare. Nu e vina noastr�! 298 00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:04,199 Explic�-le asta poli�i�tilor. 299 00:22:05,409 --> 00:22:08,453 El e cel care l-a amenin�at la cazino, �n fa�a a 20 de martori. 300 00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:11,748 �i nu uita�i, avem antecedente. 301 00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:13,500 O, c�cat de curv�! 302 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,962 Nu aveam dec�t 15 ani... 303 00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:19,131 Pentru dou� lope�i mari! 304 00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:22,467 Tot profanare de morminte se cheam�. 305 00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:25,429 Bastardul! 306 00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,472 �nceta�i cu momentele astea de furie �i asculta�i aici. 307 00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:30,851 Dac� disp�rem f�r� nici o urm�, �i ne �nchidem telefoanele, 308 00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:32,519 nu va �ti nimeni c� am fost noi. 309 00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:34,438 "C� am fost noi?" Ce vrei s� zici cu asta? 310 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,817 Unu: concertul nostru nu a fost anun�at. Nimeni nu �tie c� am fost noi. 311 00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:42,154 Doi: am dat telefon de la un Birou de �omaj. 312 00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:43,530 �i trei: dac� �oferul a avut timp 313 00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:46,533 s� ne ia num�rul de la ma�in�, �mi tai coaiele jos. 314 00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:48,827 �i ce? 315 00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:50,662 �l l�s�m aici, a�a? 316 00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:55,375 Glorie �ie Satan, prin� al diavolilor! 317 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,712 Umilii t�i servitori �mbr��i�eaz�... 318 00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:01,882 aceast� ceremonie a nop�ilor revelate... 319 00:23:02,049 --> 00:23:03,759 Ce tot spui acolo? 320 00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:18,440 - Ce se �nt�mpl�? - Nu am accelera�ie. 321 00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:20,442 O rahat! 322 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,237 Ceva blocheaz� motorul. 323 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,156 Intr� pe acolo. 324 00:23:26,323 --> 00:23:28,951 - Pe unde? - Pe drumul �la pietruit. 325 00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:41,880 BINE A�I VENIT �N PATRIA C�P�UNILOR Festivalul C�p�unilor - prima duminic� din iunie Comuna Sf�ntul Peperac 326 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:46,134 " Nu mi-e team� de moarte, pentru c� nu cred �n ea. 327 00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:49,429 " doar m� dau jos dintr-o ma�in�, �i m� urc �n alta." JOHN LENNON 328 00:24:48,697 --> 00:24:51,116 Rahatul dracului! 329 00:24:54,870 --> 00:24:57,915 Porne�te, curv� plin� de rahat ! 330 00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:02,586 M-a terminat. 331 00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:07,341 Sun� la un depanator. 332 00:25:07,591 --> 00:25:08,967 Bine�n�eles! 333 00:25:09,259 --> 00:25:10,969 Cu numele �i adresa ta. 334 00:25:12,179 --> 00:25:14,681 Asculta�i... auzi�i asta? 335 00:25:15,474 --> 00:25:17,559 - Deja... ne �i caut�? - Nu �tiu nimic. 336 00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:19,269 Trebuie s� plec�m de aici. 337 00:25:19,937 --> 00:25:22,272 Nu, nu, vom nega absolut tot. 338 00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:25,859 Bine, dar ce facem cu furgoneta mea? 339 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,288 - E �n regul�. Am luat numerele. - E tot ceea ce am g�sit. 340 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:51,844 Nu. Gata, m-am r�zg�ndit. 341 00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,555 - Nu, nu mai vreau. - Se va termina totul �ntr-o secund�. 342 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:57,599 Nu, nu, nu o face!Nu!!! 343 00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:05,691 Trebuie s� fiu clonat. 344 00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:26,545 Crede�i c� are o familie? 345 00:26:26,712 --> 00:26:27,880 Cine? 346 00:26:28,213 --> 00:26:29,464 Tipul... 347 00:26:30,299 --> 00:26:31,884 Nu sunt specialist... 348 00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:33,927 dar e posibil s� aib�. 349 00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:37,556 M-am g�ndit la ce s-a �nt�mplat noaptea trecut�. 350 00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:40,976 Mi-am spus, un om mort �n calea noastr�: 351 00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:43,478 e un semn puternic pentru forma�ia noastr�. 352 00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:45,522 S� m� fut... mi-a ajuns! 353 00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:47,482 Am nevoie de ajutor aici. 354 00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:50,819 Asta prime�ti dac� ai ales s� fii tobo�ar. 355 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:53,697 Era o... stai a�a... stai a�a! 356 00:26:55,699 --> 00:26:56,742 Nu, nu stau a�a. 357 00:26:57,159 --> 00:26:58,827 Uite cine vorbe�te? 358 00:26:58,994 --> 00:27:01,246 Uite cine vorbe�te, unul care nu a realizat nimic �n via�a lui. 359 00:27:01,413 --> 00:27:04,374 Ce faci tu toat� ziua �n afar� de a c�nta la chitar� �i a regula pizde? 360 00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:07,127 �i dup� aceea unde te duci? 361 00:27:07,294 --> 00:27:09,087 Ce te-ai face f�r� noi? 362 00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:10,797 �tii ce e aceea Asigurare Social�? 363 00:27:10,972 --> 00:27:13,008 A�a... un pic...�tiu... 364 00:27:13,175 --> 00:27:14,635 �tii un pic? Mi�to! 365 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:17,179 Ei bine, lor le datorez o avere. 366 00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:20,682 �i, dac� nu pl�tesc p�n� la sf�r�itul verii, falimentez, trebuie s� �nchid! 367 00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:23,560 �i ce le voi spune celor care mi-au asigurat furgoneta? 368 00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:24,645 M�garule... 369 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:28,148 Hei, b�ie�i, tocmai experiment�m ni�te momente incredibile. 370 00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:32,194 Astea sunt faze pe care le putem spune �ntr-un interviu. Jurnali�tii ador� chestiile astea. 371 00:27:32,653 --> 00:27:35,405 Mai pu�in faza cu Asigurarea Social�. 372 00:27:35,572 --> 00:27:38,033 Aia nu e a�a meseria��. 373 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:41,453 Despre ce tot vorbe�ti? Despre ce tot vorbe�ti? 374 00:27:41,870 --> 00:27:42,830 Vorbesc de interviuri. 375 00:27:42,996 --> 00:27:44,039 Da' tu chiar nu pricepi? 376 00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:46,542 S-a terminat cu trupa, s-a sf�r�it! 377 00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:48,460 Adic�? 378 00:27:49,419 --> 00:27:52,798 Adic� am vorbit to�i din trup� �i am decis s� nu mai continu�m. 379 00:27:56,218 --> 00:27:57,761 Cum adic� s� nu mai continu�m? 380 00:27:57,845 --> 00:27:58,929 �tii... 381 00:27:59,555 --> 00:28:00,722 adic� s� ne separ�m, s� ne desp�r�im, 382 00:28:00,889 --> 00:28:03,600 s� nu mai c�nt�m muzic� �mpreun�, s� �ncet�m colaborarea, 383 00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:05,519 dac� vrei �n mai mul�i termeni. 384 00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:07,312 �i mie de ce nu mi-a spus nimeni, nimic? 385 00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:09,273 - Am �ncercat dar... - A ap�rut Hellfest-ul. 386 00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:11,108 Mai e, �nc�, Hellfest-ul. 387 00:28:12,150 --> 00:28:16,113 Stai a�a... s� �n�eleg. Tu ��i imaginezi c� �i dac� vom sc�pa din acest rahat, 388 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,949 ne vom expune la Hellfest, f�r� s� ne recunoasc� nimeni? 389 00:28:20,826 --> 00:28:22,035 Eu am copii a�a c� e imposibil. 390 00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:24,121 Iar eu am restaurantul. 391 00:28:25,539 --> 00:28:27,624 Iar eu am... am proiecte. 392 00:28:32,546 --> 00:28:33,672 Da... nu, nu, nu... 393 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,465 Uite ce e... planul e clar. 394 00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:38,510 De acord? Ne ascundem 24 de ore pentru a evita filtrele de poli�ie. 395 00:28:38,677 --> 00:28:41,555 Dup� care, g�sim o solu�ie s� plec�m de aici c�t mai discret 396 00:28:41,722 --> 00:28:45,934 �i s� ne �ntoarcem la casele noastre, de unde nu ar fi trebuit s� plec�m niciodat�. 397 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:01,408 Da, scumpo, eu sunt. Am plecat devreme �i am uitat: 398 00:29:01,575 --> 00:29:04,077 azi ai or� de �not, a�a c� ia-�i rucsacul 399 00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:07,956 �i asigur�-te c� vei avea p�rul uscat, bine? 400 00:29:08,123 --> 00:29:09,374 Te �mbr��i�ez. Ne vedem desear�. 401 00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:10,459 Ce? 402 00:29:10,626 --> 00:29:12,920 HQ vrea s� �tie dac� putem s�ri peste repeti�ie. 403 00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:14,630 Ai chef de glume? 404 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,341 Nu putem anula repeti�ia. 405 00:29:19,426 --> 00:29:20,302 Ce? 406 00:29:20,469 --> 00:29:22,304 Biroul de Cercet�ri al Crimei Organizate e aici. 407 00:29:22,304 --> 00:29:23,305 O...nu... 408 00:29:29,895 --> 00:29:32,147 Mai vedem. Te sun eu �napoi, bine? 409 00:29:32,856 --> 00:29:35,901 Domnii de la Cercet�ri vor s� �tie de ce am avut nevoie de 8 ore, 410 00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:37,402 s� g�sim victima. 411 00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:40,364 P�i... e Jojo. 412 00:29:43,867 --> 00:29:46,119 Martorul. �l cunoa�tem. 413 00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:50,165 �i, c�nd a continuat s� abereze cu pove�ti despre vampiri �i cadavre, 414 00:29:50,332 --> 00:29:51,750 i-am f�cut imediat un Alcooltest. 415 00:29:51,917 --> 00:29:53,377 Tipul avea con�inutul de alcool �n s�nge de 0.03%. 416 00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:56,630 A�a c� l-am �inut �n arest �ntr-o celul� pentru alcoolici. 417 00:29:57,714 --> 00:29:59,675 Dup� asta, bine�n�eles, ne-a luat ceva timp 418 00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:02,386 p�n� c�nd am reluat tir-ul �ntreb�rilor �i verificarea... 419 00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:10,727 Bun. Deci, la aceast� or�, �i dac� mergeau cu 40 km/or�, 420 00:30:10,894 --> 00:30:13,605 vampirii ar putea fi �n Portugalia, 421 00:30:15,023 --> 00:30:17,192 sau, de ce nu, �n Belgia. 422 00:30:19,403 --> 00:30:20,654 E adev�rat. 423 00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:25,993 �n acest caz nu mai este nevoie s� bloc�m circula�ia cu filtre. 424 00:30:27,661 --> 00:30:28,996 Nu, se pare c� nu. 425 00:30:29,163 --> 00:30:30,455 O, asta e o binecuv�ntare. 426 00:30:31,874 --> 00:30:34,042 Pentru fluen�a traficului, vreau s� zic. 427 00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:37,588 A�tept�m o mul�ime de turi�ti m�ine. E Festivalul C�p�unilor! 428 00:30:49,266 --> 00:30:50,434 Bun. Cum proced�m? 429 00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:53,312 Ce ne propui? Se pare c� e�ti "full" de idei. 430 00:30:54,605 --> 00:30:56,815 Nu are sens s� umbl�m to�i patru, la furat de ma�ini. 431 00:30:57,024 --> 00:30:58,984 O, da... ne m�rim �ansele dac� merge numai unul singur. 432 00:30:59,318 --> 00:31:00,360 S� tragem la sor�i. 433 00:31:00,777 --> 00:31:03,614 Nu. F�r� tragere la sor�i. La norocul meu pierd tot timpul. 434 00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:05,616 Eu propun s� mearg� Alex. E vina lui. 435 00:31:07,075 --> 00:31:08,243 Acum e vina mea? 436 00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:10,370 P�i da, dup� mine e vina ta. 437 00:31:10,829 --> 00:31:13,165 Ie�ise la v�n�toare dup� noi, cu pu�ca lui. 438 00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:17,859 �i prostul de mine i-am dat toate economiile mele, s� �nchiriez fututul �la de club. 439 00:31:19,171 --> 00:31:20,631 Ai �nchiriat sala? 440 00:31:23,342 --> 00:31:24,718 De ce ai f�cut asta? 441 00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:29,305 Pentru ca voi s� vede�i c� sunte�i buni. 442 00:31:29,372 --> 00:31:31,407 �i s� facem o repeti�ie live pentru Hellfest. 443 00:31:33,602 --> 00:31:36,897 V� aduc eu o furgonet�. �i nu pentru c� e vina mea. 444 00:31:37,064 --> 00:31:38,273 O fac pentru c�... 445 00:31:38,315 --> 00:31:39,858 eu niciodat� nu am abandonat pe nimeni. 446 00:31:40,359 --> 00:31:42,027 Nu, nu, nu, nu... mergem to�i. 447 00:31:43,153 --> 00:31:45,405 De acord, dar nu a�a. 448 00:31:47,115 --> 00:31:48,534 Ce vrei s� spui? 449 00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:51,453 Ga�c� de g�ozari! 450 00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:54,456 P�rul t�u poate atrage aten�ia de la kilometrii distan��. 451 00:31:54,623 --> 00:31:56,583 Puteam s� mi-l leg la spate, 452 00:31:56,959 --> 00:31:58,627 �ntr-o coad� de cal. 453 00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:00,963 Pentru tatuaje am astea... 454 00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:07,594 Stai a�a... 455 00:32:13,058 --> 00:32:14,017 D�-i b�taie. 456 00:32:40,127 --> 00:32:42,129 Sunt... ca ni�te zombie. 457 00:32:42,796 --> 00:32:44,339 Ca vampirii. 458 00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:48,010 La ce or� a�i auzit c� a plecat ma�ina? 459 00:32:48,719 --> 00:32:50,220 Nu �tim. 460 00:32:52,723 --> 00:32:54,558 Dac� nu �ti�i, nu se pune. 461 00:32:59,688 --> 00:33:01,148 Po�i s� faci un APB cu datele astea? 462 00:33:03,817 --> 00:33:05,986 Un raport de urm�rire general�? 463 00:33:06,487 --> 00:33:08,906 Bine, �tiu �i eu ce... 464 00:33:09,865 --> 00:33:10,699 e un APB. 465 00:33:12,618 --> 00:33:14,119 Urgent, dac� se poate. 466 00:33:17,289 --> 00:33:18,540 M�garule! 467 00:33:25,589 --> 00:33:26,715 Julia? 468 00:33:31,136 --> 00:33:32,888 V�d c� studiezi din greu. 469 00:33:33,931 --> 00:33:36,016 Nu vrei s�-l �nchizi �sta? 470 00:33:39,436 --> 00:33:42,272 Ia te uite. De asta mi-au r�mas �n minte. útia cine sunt? 471 00:33:43,774 --> 00:33:44,775 Ce-�i pas� �ie? 472 00:33:46,985 --> 00:33:49,071 Uit�-te aici. Pe �tia-i cuno�ti? 473 00:33:49,488 --> 00:33:50,572 Cine sunt? 474 00:33:51,573 --> 00:33:54,451 Scumpo, dac� te-ai furi�at afar�, 475 00:33:55,202 --> 00:33:58,497 ��i jur c� nu te voi pedepsi. Dar trebuie s�-mi spui dac� i-ai v�zut. 476 00:33:59,331 --> 00:34:01,250 Nu i-am v�zut �n via�a mea. 477 00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:02,668 Ce au f�cut? 478 00:34:03,210 --> 00:34:05,087 Un concert �n apropiere. 479 00:34:05,921 --> 00:34:07,005 A fost bun? 480 00:34:07,631 --> 00:34:08,924 Criminal. 481 00:34:09,591 --> 00:34:10,843 F�r� mi�touri. 482 00:34:11,510 --> 00:34:13,303 Aten�ioneaz�-m� c�nd pot s� m� furi�ez �i eu. 483 00:34:13,470 --> 00:34:15,430 �nceteaz� s� mai faci pe martira. 484 00:34:15,597 --> 00:34:17,391 Tu e�ti cea care e sarcastic�. 485 00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:18,892 Ai dreptate. 486 00:34:21,937 --> 00:34:24,106 Mam�, e�ti sigur� c� nu pot s� merg la Hellfest? 487 00:34:25,399 --> 00:34:26,692 Am calculat. 488 00:34:27,359 --> 00:34:29,111 Dozzy Cooper vine �n Europa o dat� la 15 ani. 489 00:34:29,611 --> 00:34:30,988 Data viitoare vei avea �i permis de conducere. 490 00:34:31,155 --> 00:34:34,116 Dar va avea 80 de ani. �mprumut�-mi ma�ina ta. 491 00:34:34,283 --> 00:34:37,077 Scute�te-m� cu Hellfest-ul t�u! 492 00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:42,291 S� m� fut. 493 00:34:46,170 --> 00:34:49,298 Pentru echipamentul nostru ar fi perfect un camion de m�celar. 494 00:34:49,464 --> 00:34:51,842 - Sau un autobuz al unei �coli. - Evident. 495 00:34:53,594 --> 00:34:54,595 Bun. E liber. 496 00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:56,722 Ajunge cu rahatul �sta. 497 00:34:58,473 --> 00:35:00,017 Am boabe de porumb peste tot �n pantaloni. 498 00:35:08,317 --> 00:35:10,986 M� simt nevoit s� spun, sunt extrem de dezam�git �n leg�tur� cu trupa. 499 00:35:11,153 --> 00:35:12,779 Nu �ncepe, te rog. 500 00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:17,159 Ziceam �i eu pentru c�, oricum, aveam de g�nd s� fac ceva schimb�ri. 501 00:35:19,578 --> 00:35:20,704 Tu ar trebui s� fii vocalistul. 502 00:35:21,747 --> 00:35:23,874 - �nceteaz�, am spus. - Ce? 503 00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:26,960 Tu ai o super-prezen�� scenic�. De ce s� nu o exploat�m cum trebuie? 504 00:35:30,589 --> 00:35:32,424 ��i trebuie doar �ncredere de sine. 505 00:35:32,883 --> 00:35:34,301 Tu nu e�ti numai un gr�san. 506 00:35:39,264 --> 00:35:40,098 �ine. 507 00:35:40,557 --> 00:35:41,391 Alege�i una. 508 00:35:43,894 --> 00:35:46,104 Cred c� m-a for�at s� spun la radio-ul liceului 509 00:35:46,271 --> 00:35:49,274 c� bunica m-a violat, �i-asta numai pentru imaginea forma�iei. 510 00:35:50,776 --> 00:35:51,735 Nu e amuzant. 511 00:35:52,945 --> 00:35:54,363 Trebuie s�-�i g�seasc� un job. 512 00:35:54,530 --> 00:35:57,032 Chiar �i unul de c�cat, a�a cum ai tu. 513 00:35:57,282 --> 00:35:59,952 Cineva dintre apropia�ii lui adul�i trebuie s�-l �ndrume, 514 00:36:00,118 --> 00:36:02,287 s�-i dea un sim� al realit��ii... 515 00:36:02,454 --> 00:36:04,373 Ce zici, m� duc la o audi�ie. 516 00:36:04,915 --> 00:36:05,749 O audi�ie? 517 00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:07,918 Realitatea TV, a�a cum spuneai adineauri. 518 00:36:08,335 --> 00:36:11,421 Le-au pl�cut la nebunie tatuajele mele. Mi-au fixat o �nt�lnire la Paris. 519 00:36:11,588 --> 00:36:12,589 Faci mi�to de mine? 520 00:36:12,756 --> 00:36:14,883 Nu. N-am zis "da" din cauza trupei. 521 00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:19,012 Dar acum... dac� tot ne desp�r�im. Voi fi mai selectiv �i cu gagicile. 522 00:36:19,638 --> 00:36:21,932 Da' ce-mi spui e un mare rahat! 523 00:36:22,641 --> 00:36:23,517 De ce? 524 00:36:23,809 --> 00:36:24,893 De ce? 525 00:36:25,394 --> 00:36:27,187 Po�i s� spui ce vrei de Alex, 526 00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:30,440 e un gunoi adev�rat, dar cel pu�in e un gunoi integru. 527 00:36:30,607 --> 00:36:34,027 Tu ��i negi 15 ani de credin�e �i, cu prima ocazie, ��i bagi pana drept �n cur. 528 00:36:34,194 --> 00:36:35,404 Sincer, 529 00:36:35,571 --> 00:36:36,613 mi-e grea�� de tine. 530 00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:38,866 - Ce? Ce am zis? - Ce ai zis? 531 00:36:39,241 --> 00:36:41,309 C� �ncet�m s� mai facem Black Metal... sunt de acord, 532 00:36:41,476 --> 00:36:43,170 C� am ucis un om, de ce nu? 533 00:36:43,436 --> 00:36:46,314 Dar s� faci un reality �ou... un reality �ou!? 534 00:36:49,626 --> 00:36:50,878 Exist� limite! 535 00:36:51,461 --> 00:36:52,588 Rahat! 536 00:36:54,965 --> 00:36:56,592 "Fiul t�u e un �obolan, un fruct al viciului... 537 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,760 �i tai picioarele sl�b�noage pentru c� trebuie s� m� pi�..." 538 00:36:59,511 --> 00:37:00,721 Ce sunt astea? 539 00:37:01,889 --> 00:37:03,056 Cum adic� ce sunt astea? 540 00:37:04,808 --> 00:37:08,020 "D�-mi copiii t�i! Lama mea le va readuce z�mbetul..." 541 00:37:08,645 --> 00:37:10,147 Ce e cu tine? 542 00:37:10,898 --> 00:37:13,192 Astea sunt chestii care le c�nt de ani de zile! 543 00:37:14,443 --> 00:37:16,987 Da' eu nu �n�eleg nimic din ce c�n�i tu! 544 00:37:20,157 --> 00:37:22,993 Nu o lua �i tu ca pe ceva personal. Nu e vorba de copiii t�i. 545 00:37:24,328 --> 00:37:26,497 M� refer la copii �n general. 546 00:37:26,663 --> 00:37:28,165 Michel Berger e mort? 547 00:37:28,332 --> 00:37:29,958 Da. E mort. 548 00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:32,669 Tipul �la ce c�nta: "O, ce mun�i frumo�i...? 549 00:37:32,836 --> 00:37:34,671 �la e Jean Ferrat. 550 00:37:34,838 --> 00:37:38,634 Jean Ferrat? �la nu e cel care locuie�te cu mama lui? 551 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,302 - �la e... - Nu, �la e Aznavour. 552 00:37:40,469 --> 00:37:42,095 �i to�i tipii �tia sunt mor�i? 553 00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:44,765 - To�i. - Aznavour, �nc�, mai tr�ie�te. 554 00:37:44,932 --> 00:37:46,308 E mort de ani de zile! 555 00:37:46,475 --> 00:37:47,643 - E�ti nebun? - Este! 556 00:37:47,809 --> 00:37:50,145 Henri Salvador e cel care tr�ie�te. 557 00:37:50,312 --> 00:37:52,648 Nu vorbim de aceea�i tipi, a�a c�... 558 00:37:52,814 --> 00:37:54,441 Cred c� �tiu unde este. 559 00:37:54,608 --> 00:37:56,944 La 400 km de aici se �ine cel mai mare festival de Metal din Fran�a. 560 00:37:57,361 --> 00:37:59,404 Pun pariu c� ace�ti tipi au acea destina�ie. 561 00:38:03,784 --> 00:38:05,786 Ai num�rul poli�iei de acolo? 562 00:38:10,207 --> 00:38:12,626 Bun. Da�i-le de veste! Pornim spre ei. 563 00:38:18,006 --> 00:38:18,841 Mul�umesc. 564 00:38:20,175 --> 00:38:21,468 Pentru nimic. 565 00:38:28,392 --> 00:38:29,685 Patru. 566 00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:31,478 Patru! 567 00:38:32,062 --> 00:38:35,607 V�rsta �ntre 20-40 ani, tatuaje, plete, �mbr�ca�i �n negru, �n stilul rockerilor. 568 00:38:36,108 --> 00:38:37,551 ��i trimit caracteristicile lor. 569 00:38:37,717 --> 00:38:40,779 Are vreunul buletin? Descrierea lor nu ne ajut�. 570 00:39:08,432 --> 00:39:11,768 Avem un camion, dar �i c�ini de paz�. Trebuie s� ne �ntoarcem dup� ce se �ntunec�. 571 00:39:11,935 --> 00:39:14,646 Bine�n�eles, e un lucru arhicunoscut. Seara, c�inii nu mai stau de paz�. 572 00:39:14,813 --> 00:39:16,940 Petrec �i beau bere. 573 00:39:18,525 --> 00:39:20,027 - Ce e cu el? - Ignor�-l. 574 00:39:21,862 --> 00:39:25,407 - Dar voi? A�i g�sit ceva? - Am g�sit o batoz�. 575 00:39:28,202 --> 00:39:30,329 Vrei s� conduci o batoz� 400 de kilometri? 576 00:39:30,496 --> 00:39:31,455 Nu am g�sit nimic altceva. 577 00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:34,124 Aici c�t vezi cu ochii nu sunt dec�t c�p�uni. 578 00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:37,002 O lu�m pe asta sau mergem c�lare pe o vac�. 579 00:39:39,213 --> 00:39:41,006 Dac� nu plec�m m�ine, eu cu m�na mea 580 00:39:41,173 --> 00:39:43,675 �ngrop sculele �i plec spre cas�! 581 00:39:43,842 --> 00:39:45,886 Nimeni nu-mi �ngroap� mie sculele! Ai auzit? 582 00:39:46,053 --> 00:39:47,721 �i le pl�tesc �napoi. 583 00:39:49,264 --> 00:39:50,891 A... ai g�sit cuvintele magice. 584 00:39:51,058 --> 00:39:52,100 �nchide-�i gura. 585 00:39:52,267 --> 00:39:53,968 Ia �i tu o pauz�... 586 00:39:58,232 --> 00:39:59,983 Avem rezultatele de la laborator? 587 00:40:00,150 --> 00:40:05,113 S�ngele recoltat la locul accidentului e, de fapt, ketchup cu cafea. 588 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,033 O! Nu e adev�rat... 589 00:40:08,283 --> 00:40:10,994 Acum �i tu... nu po�i s� fii serios 590 00:40:11,245 --> 00:40:13,997 nici m�car acum, c�nd se �nt�mpl� ceva interesant aici? 591 00:40:14,164 --> 00:40:16,875 ��i jur c� asta mi-au spus. 592 00:40:17,251 --> 00:40:20,504 Ketchup �i cafea. Sunt blocat, nu mai �n�eleg nimic. 593 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,049 �tii bine c� lu�m toate astea la modul foarte serios. 594 00:40:24,132 --> 00:40:25,342 Da, da, da, da... 595 00:40:26,969 --> 00:40:28,595 Haide, la treab�. 596 00:40:31,265 --> 00:40:33,267 Unu, doi, trei, patru... 597 00:41:27,029 --> 00:41:29,948 Bun, v� datorez o scuz�, b�ie�i. 598 00:41:31,783 --> 00:41:35,787 Nu am �inut cont de toate aspira�iile existente �n trup�. 599 00:41:36,872 --> 00:41:39,106 �i, pentru asta, �mi cer scuze. 600 00:41:43,086 --> 00:41:46,048 �i, din moment ce avem a�a mult timp la dispozi�ie, n-ar fi o idee rea 601 00:41:46,465 --> 00:41:48,425 dac� fiecare dintre noi �i-ar spune opinia, 602 00:41:49,092 --> 00:41:51,553 despre, �i aici m� repet, ce putem face pentru ca lucrurile s� mearg� mai bine. 603 00:41:52,429 --> 00:41:53,514 Peste morm�ntul meu. 604 00:41:54,264 --> 00:41:55,891 S-a terminat cu trupa. 605 00:41:57,935 --> 00:41:59,728 Nu m� refer la muzic�. 606 00:42:01,772 --> 00:42:03,524 M� refer la prietenia noastr�. 607 00:42:05,651 --> 00:42:07,194 Nu suntem numai muzicieni. 608 00:42:14,284 --> 00:42:16,036 Bine. Deci, nu mai suntem prieteni? 609 00:42:16,745 --> 00:42:17,663 S-a terminat? 610 00:42:20,082 --> 00:42:21,500 Nu �tiu ce s� cred... Pascal, 611 00:42:22,042 --> 00:42:24,035 din moment ce tot am ajuns la acest subiect, 612 00:42:24,378 --> 00:42:25,712 bag� mare. 613 00:42:27,923 --> 00:42:29,216 Te ascult�m. 614 00:42:30,342 --> 00:42:31,176 Te ascult. 615 00:42:31,510 --> 00:42:34,904 Toate porc�riile ce mi s-au �nt�mplat �n via��, au fost numai din cauza ta. 616 00:42:37,224 --> 00:42:38,892 Arestul din cimitir, 617 00:42:39,059 --> 00:42:40,602 turneele de rahat, 618 00:42:41,395 --> 00:42:43,021 am v�zut un om murind, 619 00:42:43,313 --> 00:42:44,690 furgoneta mea. 620 00:42:46,441 --> 00:42:48,443 C�nd se �nt�mpl� un rahat, tu e�ti acolo. 621 00:42:49,444 --> 00:42:50,821 Am remarcat �i eu asta. 622 00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:54,741 Bine. P�n� aici e foarte bine. 623 00:42:55,367 --> 00:42:57,811 E bine ca, din c�nd �n c�nd, s� te eliberezi �i s� te po�i exprima a�a. 624 00:42:57,978 --> 00:42:59,954 Da, am sim�it nevoia s� le scuip afar�. 625 00:43:00,747 --> 00:43:03,166 Sunt observa�ii juste, �i vreau s�-�i mul�umesc. 626 00:43:04,376 --> 00:43:05,419 Bun. JP? 627 00:43:06,378 --> 00:43:09,089 Nu v�d nici un motiv pentru ce a� fi obligat s� mai r�m�nem prieteni, 628 00:43:09,256 --> 00:43:11,675 �i de ce s� mai particip la aceste discu�ii debile. 629 00:43:12,593 --> 00:43:13,886 Bine. 630 00:43:18,765 --> 00:43:19,892 Bine... 631 00:43:23,896 --> 00:43:24,980 Alex... 632 00:43:25,981 --> 00:43:27,191 ce e cu tine? 633 00:43:29,902 --> 00:43:31,236 Sunt dezgustat. 634 00:43:32,696 --> 00:43:33,989 Nu, acolo. 635 00:43:35,365 --> 00:43:37,075 Ai ni�te pete ro�ii. 636 00:43:38,744 --> 00:43:40,037 E o nimica toat�. 637 00:43:40,871 --> 00:43:41,997 O nimica toat�? 638 00:43:43,499 --> 00:43:45,125 Le ai peste tot. 639 00:43:47,503 --> 00:43:49,838 Ce-�i pas� �ie? 640 00:43:54,551 --> 00:43:55,594 Bine, ��i zic. 641 00:43:55,761 --> 00:43:58,180 Dar, jur� c� nu-i vei spune niciun cuv�nt bunicii mele. 642 00:43:58,347 --> 00:43:59,564 S� nu spun� ce? 643 00:43:59,731 --> 00:44:02,392 Jur, dac� spune�i ceva, ejaculez pe voi! 644 00:44:02,659 --> 00:44:05,486 Despre ce, m�' bordel? 645 00:44:06,897 --> 00:44:07,773 Sunt bolnav. 646 00:44:09,441 --> 00:44:10,901 E�ti bolnav? 647 00:44:12,486 --> 00:44:14,321 Am cancer. 648 00:44:14,530 --> 00:44:15,364 Am cancer! 649 00:44:18,033 --> 00:44:18,867 Cancer de piele. 650 00:44:19,493 --> 00:44:20,369 Ce? 651 00:44:22,204 --> 00:44:23,413 Ce e cu toat� povestea asta? 652 00:44:29,837 --> 00:44:31,296 De la... de la tatuaje? 653 00:44:32,422 --> 00:44:34,174 Las-o balt�. 654 00:44:34,550 --> 00:44:36,093 ��i vei pierde p�rul? 655 00:44:36,260 --> 00:44:38,679 Va trebui s� port c�ciul� sau hanorac cu glug� p�n� la sf�r�itul verii. 656 00:44:38,846 --> 00:44:40,055 Ca un rapper. 657 00:44:45,727 --> 00:44:48,105 De aceea �mi doream a�a tare acest concert. 658 00:44:48,272 --> 00:44:49,731 O, omule... 659 00:44:52,985 --> 00:44:55,696 O amintire grozav� pentru c�nd voi face chimioterapie. 660 00:44:56,947 --> 00:44:58,657 M� g�ndesc c� am putea s� facem o... 661 00:44:59,324 --> 00:45:01,910 probabil s� ne reconsider�m... 662 00:45:02,744 --> 00:45:04,121 ca de exemplu... 663 00:45:06,748 --> 00:45:07,916 C�p�uni? 664 00:45:09,751 --> 00:45:11,336 Ai �nnebunit? Sau ce? 665 00:45:11,628 --> 00:45:13,255 Ce dracu' faci? 666 00:45:13,630 --> 00:45:16,925 E o urticarie. A m�ncat prea multe c�p�uni. 667 00:45:18,427 --> 00:45:21,513 Alex... cancer sau urticarie de la c�p�uni? 668 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,390 �i fiica mea e alergic� la a�a ceva. 669 00:45:24,558 --> 00:45:26,143 Deci, sunt buni �i copiii la ceva. 670 00:45:26,310 --> 00:45:27,936 - S� m� fut! - Ce g�ozar! 671 00:45:36,153 --> 00:45:37,404 Ce-i asta... 672 00:45:39,615 --> 00:45:41,533 Julia? E�ti �n�untru? 673 00:45:48,874 --> 00:45:50,250 Julia, deschide. 674 00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:51,710 Ce? 675 00:45:58,425 --> 00:45:59,927 Am nevoie de ajutorul t�u. 676 00:46:01,970 --> 00:46:03,555 Ceea ce trebuie s� �tii... 677 00:46:03,722 --> 00:46:06,517 e c� Black Metal-ul e un gen mult mai extrem dec�t Heavy Metal-ul. 678 00:46:06,683 --> 00:46:07,976 Nu exist� compara�ie. 679 00:46:10,938 --> 00:46:13,148 - Acum... �tiu ce vei zice. - �tii? 680 00:46:13,315 --> 00:46:15,651 C� Heavy Metal-ul se trage din Hard Rock, 681 00:46:15,984 --> 00:46:18,529 care se trage din Rock, care se trage din... 682 00:46:18,987 --> 00:46:20,948 Blues. Exact. 683 00:46:21,114 --> 00:46:22,825 Ei bine, blues-ul e tritonic. 684 00:46:22,991 --> 00:46:24,243 Ce e blues-ul, mam�? 685 00:46:24,910 --> 00:46:27,079 O serie de acorduri muzicale bizare, 686 00:46:27,246 --> 00:46:29,289 de parc� ar fi blestemate. 687 00:46:30,791 --> 00:46:32,334 Nota muzical� a diavolului! 688 00:46:44,346 --> 00:46:45,597 La �nceputul anilor '60, 689 00:46:46,014 --> 00:46:47,099 o revolu�ie! 690 00:46:47,266 --> 00:46:51,144 Rockerii britanici preiau blues-ul �i �i impun propriul lor folclor local, 691 00:46:52,688 --> 00:46:54,565 la care mai adaug� elemente de muzic� clasic�... 692 00:46:55,941 --> 00:46:57,776 �i chiar de muzic� celtic�. 693 00:47:01,113 --> 00:47:03,157 �i, uite a�a, se ajunge la Heavy Metal. 694 00:47:09,872 --> 00:47:11,915 De aici, au luat na�tere o mul�ime de subgenuri: 695 00:47:12,291 --> 00:47:13,625 Speed Metal-ul... 696 00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:17,629 Trash Metal-ul... 697 00:47:19,339 --> 00:47:21,049 Death Metal-ul... 698 00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:25,262 La �nceputul anilor '90, 699 00:47:25,429 --> 00:47:29,308 apare varianta ce mai radical�, mai lugubr�, 700 00:47:29,641 --> 00:47:31,894 �i mai satanic� a Metal-ului: 701 00:47:32,060 --> 00:47:35,314 Black Metal-ul!! 702 00:48:37,835 --> 00:48:39,127 Ce e asta? 703 00:48:39,586 --> 00:48:41,755 E Moartea Macabeilor, dar "unplugged". 704 00:48:42,631 --> 00:48:43,465 �mi place. 705 00:48:43,632 --> 00:48:44,883 Da, e simpatic�. 706 00:48:45,050 --> 00:48:47,386 E dr�gu��. Exact. 707 00:48:48,095 --> 00:48:50,305 De ce nu Besame Mucho? 708 00:48:51,473 --> 00:48:52,724 Continu�... 709 00:48:56,770 --> 00:48:57,855 Hei! 710 00:48:58,021 --> 00:48:59,523 Tatuajele voastre nu vor disp�rea niciodat�. 711 00:48:59,815 --> 00:49:01,900 Nu po�i s� faci uitat� a�a u�or, o poveste care �ine de 15 ani. 712 00:49:02,860 --> 00:49:06,655 Putem s� �n�elegem c� toate eforturile ce le-am f�cut �n ace�ti 15 ani au fost f�r� sens. 713 00:49:08,407 --> 00:49:09,992 Toate tr�irile voastre au fost �n zadar? 714 00:49:13,412 --> 00:49:15,747 V� datora�i vou� �n�iv� un ultim concert. 715 00:49:16,957 --> 00:49:18,959 Pentru turneele ce le-am f�cut. Un concert de adio. 716 00:49:20,210 --> 00:49:23,338 Bine, dar dup� aceea mergem pe c�r�ri separate. 717 00:49:23,964 --> 00:49:25,423 V� promit. 718 00:49:26,175 --> 00:49:27,134 Promi�i? 719 00:49:30,179 --> 00:49:32,306 - Juri? - Jur pe scuipatul meu. 720 00:49:33,307 --> 00:49:35,141 Da... pe scuipatul nostru. 721 00:49:47,613 --> 00:49:49,448 Ei bine, e... 722 00:49:50,282 --> 00:49:53,035 e al 7-lea meu album, a�a c�... 723 00:49:54,119 --> 00:49:57,915 m� concentrez la maxim pe mesaj, deoarece... 724 00:49:59,124 --> 00:50:03,337 e ca pl�nsul unui copil, �n numele tuturor rahaturilor pe care le �nghi�im incon�tient. 725 00:50:04,379 --> 00:50:06,215 Eu sunt un artist liber. 726 00:50:09,009 --> 00:50:10,177 Totalmente, absolutamente, 727 00:50:10,344 --> 00:50:12,471 visceral liber. 728 00:50:14,014 --> 00:50:17,309 De aceea �mi fac cump�r�turile mar�i, pentru c� e mai pu�in� lume. 729 00:50:17,976 --> 00:50:20,562 "Ador zgomotul." Paul McCartney 730 00:50:29,071 --> 00:50:32,032 Interviu cu Dozzy Cooper, inventatorul "Shock-rockului." 731 00:50:36,161 --> 00:50:38,163 Hei, am g�sit o furgonet�! 732 00:50:39,540 --> 00:50:41,917 Martine, am g�sit furgoneta! 733 00:50:44,086 --> 00:50:45,546 Stop! E bine. 734 00:51:04,815 --> 00:51:07,109 E din ce �n ce mai r�u. Prive�te. 735 00:51:08,318 --> 00:51:09,486 C�cat... 736 00:51:11,613 --> 00:51:14,449 Reinstaura�i filtrele de poli�ie. �n definitiv, nu pot fi a�a de departe. 737 00:51:17,494 --> 00:51:19,246 Hei, i-ai sunat pe cei de la Crim� Organizat�? 738 00:51:19,538 --> 00:51:22,124 Nu atinge nimic. Trimit speciali�tii lor. 739 00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:24,209 Asta e o treab� profesionist�: 740 00:51:24,376 --> 00:51:27,546 f�r� numere de �nmatriculare, �i num�rul de la motor disp�rut. 741 00:51:28,338 --> 00:51:32,176 Vor lua amprente, dar vor trece zile p�n� c�nd ma�ina asta va vorbi. Dac� va vorbi... vreodat�. 742 00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:49,109 Fericirea Fu, cu ce v� putem servi? 743 00:51:50,527 --> 00:51:51,695 Da, de ce? 744 00:51:52,070 --> 00:51:53,489 E vreo problem�? 745 00:52:25,646 --> 00:52:27,439 Hei! E furgoneta noastr�! Hei, hei! 746 00:52:28,357 --> 00:52:29,233 Las-o balt�! 747 00:52:29,399 --> 00:52:31,443 Mi�ca�i-v�! 748 00:52:45,958 --> 00:52:47,167 �la nu �nceteaz�? 749 00:52:47,626 --> 00:52:50,111 Amicului nostru cred c�-i trebuie chitara lui. 750 00:52:50,378 --> 00:52:52,997 Nu suntem ho�i. Prinde-o! 751 00:53:10,649 --> 00:53:12,985 Am �intit furgoneta lui Scooby-Doo. 752 00:53:24,538 --> 00:53:25,831 Martin! 753 00:53:26,540 --> 00:53:27,875 Biroul.... 754 00:53:33,213 --> 00:53:34,298 Da? 755 00:53:34,631 --> 00:53:35,799 E�ti mul�umit� acum? 756 00:53:36,216 --> 00:53:37,467 Ascult�, �mi fac �i eu job-ul. 757 00:53:37,634 --> 00:53:41,805 Iar noi facem kilometrii la greu! Dup� 24 de ore cu muzic� de rahat! 758 00:53:41,972 --> 00:53:43,098 Zgomotoas�! 759 00:53:43,432 --> 00:53:45,350 Puteau foarte bine s� fie la Hellfest. 760 00:53:45,517 --> 00:53:47,728 �i cu ce ar fi ajuns? Cu "Ia-m�, nene?" 761 00:53:47,895 --> 00:53:49,480 Ascult�. Deci... 762 00:53:49,646 --> 00:53:51,023 �nceteaz� s� mai debordezi �n idei. 763 00:53:51,190 --> 00:53:54,526 �nceteaz� s� mai ai ini�iative �i ocup�-te de �nt�lnirile tale amoroase! 764 00:53:57,571 --> 00:53:58,739 Rahat... 765 00:53:59,531 --> 00:54:00,616 Ce s� fac? 766 00:54:01,492 --> 00:54:02,618 Bag� vitez�! 767 00:54:07,581 --> 00:54:09,416 Poli�ia rutier�... bun� ziua! 768 00:54:09,917 --> 00:54:12,669 Actele de �nregistrare ale autovehiculului, carnetul de conducere, 769 00:54:12,836 --> 00:54:16,423 �i buletinele tuturor pasagerilor din ma�in�, v� rog! 770 00:54:20,010 --> 00:54:21,678 Merge�i la Festival? 771 00:54:24,848 --> 00:54:26,141 Ei bine, domnilor, 772 00:54:27,768 --> 00:54:28,894 regret c� trebuie s� v� spun, 773 00:54:31,063 --> 00:54:32,898 dar drumul e �n spatele vostru! 774 00:54:33,524 --> 00:54:34,650 E �n direc�ia cealalt�. 775 00:54:36,276 --> 00:54:38,153 O! Poe�ii �tia... 776 00:54:38,737 --> 00:54:41,406 Hei, Mickey, merg �n Sf�ntul Peperac. 777 00:54:41,573 --> 00:54:42,866 Haide�i, v� ducem noi. 778 00:55:21,196 --> 00:55:22,948 �n fine, acum am ajuns, cu adev�rat, �n Iad. 779 00:55:26,952 --> 00:55:28,245 V-a�i r�t�cit sau ce? 780 00:55:28,453 --> 00:55:29,746 P�i, bine a�i venit! 781 00:55:30,539 --> 00:55:33,750 Parca�i �n spatele scenei. 782 00:55:34,751 --> 00:55:36,336 �i, pute�i c�nta imediat ce sunte�i gata... 783 00:55:38,463 --> 00:55:39,882 De acord? A�i �n�eles? 784 00:55:40,048 --> 00:55:41,133 Bun. Merge�i. 785 00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:42,426 Ei sunt capul de afi�! 786 00:55:42,593 --> 00:55:44,511 E fanfara ce va c�nta dup� voi. 787 00:55:44,928 --> 00:55:45,804 Haide�i, merge�i �nainte. 788 00:55:49,391 --> 00:55:50,726 Bun. Ce vom face? 789 00:55:51,351 --> 00:55:53,520 Parcheaz�, dup� care disp�rem discret. 790 00:55:53,687 --> 00:55:54,980 �i sculele? 791 00:55:55,147 --> 00:55:56,940 Nu m� mai freca la coaie cu tobele tale! 792 00:55:57,107 --> 00:55:59,276 Numele nostre e pe fiecare instrument. 793 00:56:02,529 --> 00:56:03,947 S�-i aplaud�m din suflet... 794 00:56:04,114 --> 00:56:06,867 William �i Guillaume Bingaleau. 795 00:56:07,034 --> 00:56:08,952 Sunt formidabili, �i arat� bine, 796 00:56:09,411 --> 00:56:10,662 chiar dac� nu se vede acest lucru. 797 00:56:10,829 --> 00:56:11,788 Deci... 798 00:56:12,789 --> 00:56:17,044 Comunitatea din comuna Sf�ntul Peperac... 799 00:56:17,753 --> 00:56:20,047 Eu fac parte din Comitetul de Selec�ie. 800 00:56:20,923 --> 00:56:22,591 Eu am f�cut propunerea ca voi s� veni�i aici. 801 00:56:23,008 --> 00:56:24,459 Sun un mare fan! 802 00:56:25,052 --> 00:56:27,095 Nu cred c� �n�eleg franceza. 803 00:56:29,556 --> 00:56:31,975 P�i... muzica are un limbaj universal. 804 00:56:35,771 --> 00:56:38,565 Repede... repede... repede. 805 00:56:41,276 --> 00:56:43,195 Au �nnebunit to�i din comun�? 806 00:56:43,362 --> 00:56:44,738 Acum ce facem? 807 00:56:47,241 --> 00:56:48,575 Sunt haine? 808 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:53,997 ... �n pu�ine momente, All You Need Is Love. 809 00:56:54,456 --> 00:56:56,250 Da, s�-i aplaud�m puternic! 810 00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:58,836 Dar, pentru �nceput, �l avem pe Guyot Shankar, 811 00:56:59,002 --> 00:57:01,505 �i sitar-ul lui �nc�nt�tor... 812 00:57:02,673 --> 00:57:05,133 Tu nu ai primit un tricou? 813 00:57:05,509 --> 00:57:06,343 Ba da. 814 00:57:07,261 --> 00:57:09,805 Du asta �n spatele scenei. Au nevoie de ceva proasp�t. 815 00:57:09,972 --> 00:57:11,139 Am de ales? 816 00:57:11,223 --> 00:57:12,558 P�i, nu... 817 00:57:14,643 --> 00:57:16,562 Din ce �n ce mai bine. 818 00:57:16,812 --> 00:57:18,814 Bine�n�eles c� nu e real. 819 00:57:20,107 --> 00:57:22,442 Cine e a�a de t�mpit s� conduc� prin zon� cu un schelet? 820 00:57:22,818 --> 00:57:24,194 Martin, gr�be�te-te, uniforma... 821 00:57:24,278 --> 00:57:25,195 Da, da, da. 822 00:57:25,195 --> 00:57:26,780 Poftim? Te ascult... 823 00:57:26,947 --> 00:57:28,365 Ei, vezi, asta e interesant. 824 00:57:33,203 --> 00:57:35,706 Cei de la balistic� spun c� s-a tras �n urm�ri�i. 825 00:57:41,712 --> 00:57:42,963 E ridicol. 826 00:57:43,130 --> 00:57:44,339 S� �mi iau o pijama? 827 00:57:46,383 --> 00:57:48,468 Intr�... �i se v�d tatuajele. 828 00:58:20,083 --> 00:58:23,712 S� ova�ion�m grupul pe care, deja, l-am botezat 829 00:58:23,879 --> 00:58:26,006 Beatles din Sf�ntul Peperac: 830 00:58:26,715 --> 00:58:28,509 All You Need Is Love. 831 00:58:36,642 --> 00:58:39,102 B�ie�i, a�tepta�i, �sta e un semn! 832 00:58:39,269 --> 00:58:41,313 Vom trage un concert Black Metal, acum �i aici, 833 00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:44,557 iar sunetu nostru va exploda �i �i va lovi direct �n bot pe ��ranii �tia debusola�i! 834 00:58:44,724 --> 00:58:47,319 Dac� nu le dai exact ceea ce vor, ��i tai capul jos. 835 00:58:47,986 --> 00:58:49,655 P�i, de unde vrei s� �tiu ce vor �tia? 836 00:58:49,822 --> 00:58:52,616 �n mod sigur nu vrei s�-�i tr�snesc una cu basul. 837 00:58:52,783 --> 00:58:54,785 Iar acum, All You Need Is Love! 838 00:59:28,443 --> 00:59:29,278 Bag� mare... 839 00:59:44,084 --> 00:59:47,296 �Am spus: Hei! 840 00:59:47,379 --> 00:59:48,672 �Tu ai spus: Cum? 841 00:59:48,797 --> 00:59:50,299 �M� simt mai bine c�nd tu nu pleci! 842 01:00:11,278 --> 01:00:17,993 �Am spus: Iubi�i, iubi�i, iubi�i... iubi�i c�p�unile! 843 01:00:19,286 --> 01:00:24,875 �Iar tu-ai spus: Iubi�i, iubi�i, iubi�i... iubi�i c�p�unile! 844 01:01:39,616 --> 01:01:41,869 Bis! 845 01:01:45,164 --> 01:01:47,541 A fost demen�ial! Demen�ial! 846 01:01:47,708 --> 01:01:49,042 Privi�i! Asculta�i! 847 01:01:49,209 --> 01:01:51,712 Primul nostru bis de c�nd suntem muzican�i! 848 01:01:51,879 --> 01:01:53,046 Suntem cei mai buni. 849 01:01:53,213 --> 01:01:54,882 M� doare-n cot de aplauzele lor! 850 01:01:55,090 --> 01:01:57,342 Voi, fraierilor, m-a�i f�cut s� ar�t ridicol �i s�-mi neg idealurile pentru care tr�iesc. 851 01:01:57,634 --> 01:01:58,927 Anulez Hellfest-ul. 852 01:01:59,094 --> 01:02:01,638 - Sari peste el. Nu va fi nici un Hellfest. - Nu mergem la Hellfest. 853 01:02:01,930 --> 01:02:03,390 �mi datora�i un concert. 854 01:02:04,183 --> 01:02:05,684 P�i, tocmai am c�ntat. 855 01:02:07,519 --> 01:02:08,562 Mergem �napoi? Mergem... 856 01:02:08,729 --> 01:02:10,147 ce putem risca? 857 01:02:11,064 --> 01:02:13,192 Dac� face�i asta dispar cu furgoneta. 858 01:02:16,278 --> 01:02:18,489 Dac� tot ne separ�m, eu v� dau afar�! 859 01:02:19,656 --> 01:02:21,450 Pe to�i trei v� dau afar�! Eu! 860 01:02:55,818 --> 01:03:00,447 Hei! Hei, hei... poli�ia! Cineva ne-a furat hainele! 861 01:03:01,114 --> 01:03:02,825 Domnule poli�ist! 862 01:03:03,033 --> 01:03:05,577 Cine sunt tipii �tia? �i de ce sunt goi? 863 01:03:06,119 --> 01:03:07,746 �ine-i pe loc p�n� ce revin. 864 01:03:24,388 --> 01:03:28,892 Hei... �ia suntem noi... noi suntem All We Need is Love! 865 01:03:31,395 --> 01:03:32,896 Noi suntem All We Need is Love! 866 01:03:32,980 --> 01:03:33,814 Ce? 867 01:03:33,897 --> 01:03:36,115 Nu... Ai... Nevoie... Dec�t... De... Dragoste! 868 01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:37,884 Adu-mi, te rog, repede, un test toxicologic. 869 01:03:37,968 --> 01:03:39,570 Dar noi suntem All We Need is Love! 870 01:03:39,778 --> 01:03:42,072 Noi suntem... noi... noi... suntem. 871 01:06:02,754 --> 01:06:05,132 Nu te panica. �tiu totul. 872 01:06:05,841 --> 01:06:07,467 �tiu c� sunte�i nevinova�i. 873 01:06:08,385 --> 01:06:11,346 �i, dac� sunte�i, a�i avut motive serioase. 874 01:06:11,972 --> 01:06:13,182 M� ascul�i? 875 01:06:15,142 --> 01:06:18,228 Bine, trebuie s� ne gr�bim. Ceilal�i au fost aresta�i. 876 01:06:18,395 --> 01:06:19,730 Ga�c� de fraieri. 877 01:06:21,773 --> 01:06:22,858 Bine, 878 01:06:23,650 --> 01:06:25,235 voi trece la subiect. 879 01:06:26,195 --> 01:06:27,571 Du-m� la Hellfest. 880 01:06:29,531 --> 01:06:31,492 Nu fi a�a rahat mare. Du-m�! 881 01:06:31,658 --> 01:06:33,660 Las�-m�. Nu-mi pas� de Hellfest. 882 01:06:34,119 --> 01:06:37,498 O, nu! E Hellfest-ul, la naiba! Hellfest-ul! 883 01:06:38,248 --> 01:06:39,750 De ce zici c� nu-�i pas�? 884 01:06:41,668 --> 01:06:43,629 Tu cine e�ti? 885 01:06:45,172 --> 01:06:46,548 Bunica mea a murit. 886 01:06:46,715 --> 01:06:47,799 Pardon? 887 01:06:49,051 --> 01:06:51,762 Bunica mea e moart�. Habar n-am de ce-�i spun �ie? 888 01:06:52,846 --> 01:06:54,181 Era bolnav�? 889 01:07:10,572 --> 01:07:15,369 Nu l-am �mpro�cat cu mult s�nge. "Ejaculatorul" solistului s-a declan�at singur. 890 01:07:15,661 --> 01:07:17,663 Sigur. Mai zi-mi una. 891 01:07:17,830 --> 01:07:18,872 Faci asta inten�ionat? 892 01:07:19,039 --> 01:07:21,291 Am fost lovit� din nou de noroc. 893 01:07:21,458 --> 01:07:23,293 Nu mai spune. Acum ascult�-m� cu aten�ie: 894 01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:27,923 ��i interzic s� �ncepi interogatoriul f�r� noi. M-ai �n�eles? 895 01:07:29,091 --> 01:07:30,300 Am �n�eles. 896 01:07:30,467 --> 01:07:32,219 Nu, nu te aud. 897 01:07:32,386 --> 01:07:35,472 Nu te aud, pentru c� mi-am pierdut auzul de la miile de decibeli, la blestematul �la de Festival. 898 01:07:47,734 --> 01:07:51,488 "Drumul spre biseric�" BEATLES 899 01:09:42,307 --> 01:09:43,892 Sunt mai multe bilete c�tig�toare... ca la Bingo. 900 01:09:44,059 --> 01:09:45,936 A�a c� nu le rata�i. Gr�bi�i-v�. 901 01:09:46,103 --> 01:09:50,023 Premiul �nt�i e o cantitate de c�p�uni egal� cu greutatea corpului vostru. 902 01:09:50,190 --> 01:09:52,568 Nu e valabil �i pentru tine, Marie-Pierre, 903 01:09:52,734 --> 01:09:54,778 tu faci comuna s� falimenteze. 904 01:09:55,154 --> 01:09:57,197 E JP. 905 01:09:58,532 --> 01:09:59,366 Alo... unde e�ti? 906 01:09:59,533 --> 01:10:01,034 �ntr-o... 907 01:10:01,743 --> 01:10:02,953 ��i voi explica. 908 01:10:03,412 --> 01:10:05,622 �tim, ne-au sunat de la poli�ie. 909 01:10:05,789 --> 01:10:07,332 Yue-Yu �i noi suntem �n drum spre voi. 910 01:10:07,499 --> 01:10:09,001 Ce s-a �nt�mplat? 911 01:10:09,501 --> 01:10:12,337 P�i, e o gre�eal�. Asta e sigur. N-am omor�t noi pe nimeni. 912 01:10:12,963 --> 01:10:14,673 Mersi, n-am niciun dubiu. 913 01:10:14,773 --> 01:10:16,874 Eu numesc asta o modalitate prin care v� face�i o reasigurare. 914 01:10:17,140 --> 01:10:18,176 Pardon? 915 01:10:18,443 --> 01:10:20,128 M-am c�s�torit cu un rocker. 916 01:10:20,262 --> 01:10:23,932 V-am v�zut, zi de zi, la cabinet, c�t de mult �ine�i unul la cel�lalt. 917 01:10:25,934 --> 01:10:27,102 Te iubesc! 918 01:10:33,442 --> 01:10:34,443 Ei? 919 01:10:38,697 --> 01:10:40,908 Mul�umesc. 920 01:10:43,118 --> 01:10:44,828 Vin cu Yue-Yu. 921 01:10:45,245 --> 01:10:47,498 Cu Yue-Yu? Yue-Yu �tie? 922 01:10:50,334 --> 01:10:52,252 Prefer mai bine la pu�c�rie. 923 01:10:56,006 --> 01:10:58,842 De s�pt�m�ni �mi tot calculeaz� ritmul. 924 01:10:59,051 --> 01:11:00,469 Vrea la modul absolut s� facem un copil. 925 01:11:00,636 --> 01:11:04,890 �i vrea s� se nasc� �n prim�var�. Pentru c� e mai Feng-Shui. �i nu e a�a expus bolilor! 926 01:11:05,057 --> 01:11:07,726 �i trebuie s� a�tept p�n� ce-i vine ovula�ia. 927 01:11:07,893 --> 01:11:11,188 P�n� atunci sunt tot �n jurul ceasului. Eu, eu... nu mai rezist! 928 01:11:14,066 --> 01:11:15,734 De ce ne spui nou� toate astea? 929 01:11:17,820 --> 01:11:19,112 Nu �tiu. 930 01:11:19,279 --> 01:11:21,448 �mi trece toat� via�a prin fa�a ochilor. 931 01:11:23,408 --> 01:11:24,827 E a�a de jenant. 932 01:12:20,465 --> 01:12:22,134 Nu e adev�rat! 933 01:12:22,301 --> 01:12:24,469 �i-am mai spus s� te opre�ti dup� 4 pahare. 934 01:12:24,636 --> 01:12:27,681 Nu sunt sigur, dar cred c� cea care conducea era Julia. 935 01:12:29,766 --> 01:12:30,893 Pardon? 936 01:12:35,647 --> 01:12:37,199 Bine, cred c� �tiu unde se duc. 937 01:12:37,332 --> 01:12:39,175 Du-te �i sun�-i pe cei de la Biroul de Cercet�ri s�-i intercepteze. 938 01:12:39,209 --> 01:12:40,535 Nici vorb�! 939 01:12:40,694 --> 01:12:44,114 Georges, te rog. E o minor�, �ntr-un autovehicul furat. 940 01:12:44,281 --> 01:12:45,908 Dac� am putea s� �inem totul �ntre noi... 941 01:12:50,370 --> 01:12:52,206 Sfatul meu este s� te schimbi, 942 01:12:52,748 --> 01:12:54,958 dac� vrei s� mergi la acest Festival de rock metalic. 943 01:12:56,210 --> 01:12:57,044 Hai... du-te! 944 01:12:57,628 --> 01:12:58,879 Rock and roll! 945 01:12:59,922 --> 01:13:01,215 Mul�umesc, comandantule. 946 01:13:01,757 --> 01:13:03,884 - Fanfar�, evapora�i-v�! - Ce? 947 01:13:04,134 --> 01:13:07,596 Du-ne �napoi �n patria c�p�unilor, �nainte ca lucrurile s� se �nr�ut��easc�. 948 01:13:08,889 --> 01:13:10,307 Ce s� se mai �nr�ut��easc�? 949 01:13:12,309 --> 01:13:14,269 Mini-vampirul �sta are dreptate. 950 01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:16,021 Trebuie s� �inem concertul �sta. 951 01:13:16,188 --> 01:13:18,190 Cu poli�ia pe urmele noastre? Nici vorb�. 952 01:13:18,357 --> 01:13:21,068 Cine ne va vedea? �inem concertul dup� care ne pred�m. 953 01:13:21,443 --> 01:13:23,821 Tocmai am avut �oul vie�ii noastre. 954 01:13:24,029 --> 01:13:26,907 Putem c�nta orice. Din punct de vedere muzical, p�im ca Isus pe ap�. 955 01:13:27,074 --> 01:13:28,242 Iar eu, �n primul r�nd, sunt un rocker. 956 01:13:28,617 --> 01:13:31,453 Cui naiba �i pas�! Acum avem alte probleme. 957 01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:32,996 Ascult�-m� ce-�i spun. 958 01:13:33,163 --> 01:13:34,206 Oricum vom fi condamna�i, 959 01:13:34,373 --> 01:13:37,793 iar acest concert e ultima noastr� distrac�ie pentru mult timp �nainte. 960 01:13:38,085 --> 01:13:40,379 - Sau ne vor elibera... - �i? 961 01:13:41,255 --> 01:13:43,173 �ntr-o lun�, Yue-Yu r�m�ne gravid�. 962 01:13:43,340 --> 01:13:45,968 Iar asta va fi ultima ta vacan��, 15 ani de acum �nainte. 963 01:13:46,134 --> 01:13:48,303 �i asta doar �n cazul c� vei avea numai unul. 964 01:13:48,470 --> 01:13:49,721 Las�-l �n pace. 965 01:13:49,888 --> 01:13:51,807 �i a�a are, deja, probleme cu cei de la Asigur�ri Sociale. 966 01:13:54,434 --> 01:13:55,561 Bine, o vom face. 967 01:13:55,853 --> 01:13:56,854 Erik? 968 01:13:58,355 --> 01:13:59,773 Da! Eu sunt de acord... 969 01:14:00,190 --> 01:14:03,110 - ... dar numai dac� m� l�sa�i s� fac un solo. - Bine. 970 01:14:03,902 --> 01:14:05,904 Dar nu putem s� c�nt�m f�r� vocalistul nostru. 971 01:14:26,216 --> 01:14:27,718 Deci, refacem trupa? 972 01:14:28,343 --> 01:14:30,596 Ca toate forma�iile vechi ce nu mai au bani? 973 01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:35,976 Cu excep�ia faptului c� noi nu am fost desp�r�i�i dec�t 5 minute. 974 01:14:36,768 --> 01:14:38,812 �i c� nu am f�cut �n via�a noastr� niciun ban. 975 01:14:58,582 --> 01:15:01,835 " Faptul c� ne-am l�sat must��i a fost doar un moft �n procesul de a deveni hippy: 976 01:15:02,002 --> 01:15:05,297 Ne-am transformat �n Sergentul Peppers. �i asta f�cea parte din metamorfoz�. " Ringo Starr 977 01:15:09,843 --> 01:15:12,721 Comandante! Vine Biroul! 978 01:15:12,888 --> 01:15:14,515 Biroul de Cercet�ri. 979 01:15:21,355 --> 01:15:22,940 E o zi bun� s� mori. 980 01:15:28,362 --> 01:15:29,822 Nu m-a�i futut destul? 981 01:15:29,988 --> 01:15:31,990 Tocmai am condus 400 de kilometrii �n sens opus. 982 01:15:32,157 --> 01:15:34,827 Ce crezi c� e ma�ina voastr� de poli�ie? Camion pentru vaci? 983 01:15:34,993 --> 01:15:37,830 Ascult�... ori ��i dai demisia acum, 984 01:15:37,996 --> 01:15:40,749 ori... iate te uite.... rahat! 985 01:15:42,209 --> 01:15:43,752 Adu-mi o cafea. 986 01:15:45,170 --> 01:15:47,130 Dac� preferi... am ceai. 987 01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:06,441 Nu sunt prea familiarizat cu muzica rock din Fran�a. 988 01:16:07,151 --> 01:16:10,028 De fapt, dac� ar fi s� ascult ceva c�nt�re�i francezi, ace�tia ar fi... 989 01:16:10,445 --> 01:16:12,739 Edith Piaf, Charles Aznavour... 990 01:16:12,948 --> 01:16:15,242 cam at�t. Sta�i o secund�... 991 01:16:15,325 --> 01:16:17,828 Era o trup� t�n�r� din Fran�a, care au vrut s� se �nt�lneasc� cu mine, 992 01:16:17,828 --> 01:16:19,830 cu mult timp �n urm�, dup� un concert. 993 01:16:20,455 --> 01:16:22,749 Amicii Mor�i sau ceva de genul �sta... 994 01:16:22,958 --> 01:16:24,251 �i �ti�i? 995 01:16:24,918 --> 01:16:28,630 �mi amintesc bine de acei futangii, pentru c� mi-au furat crucifixul preferat" 996 01:17:07,461 --> 01:17:09,296 Bun, am ajuns. Cum proced�m? 997 01:17:10,547 --> 01:17:11,632 Ce vrei s� spui? 998 01:17:11,798 --> 01:17:14,301 Am venit pentru un concert exploziv: suntem Moartea Macabeilor. Unde e scena? 999 01:17:14,968 --> 01:17:16,970 Pe unde a�i fost? Sunte�i mor�i. 1000 01:17:17,262 --> 01:17:18,639 A�i fost �nlocui�i. 1001 01:17:19,473 --> 01:17:21,016 �nlocuitorii au fost �nlocui�i, nu? 1002 01:17:21,183 --> 01:17:22,226 E o glum�, nu? 1003 01:17:22,392 --> 01:17:23,936 Nu ne po�i face asta. 1004 01:17:24,102 --> 01:17:26,855 Deja am f�cut-o. Acum "lucrez" la reputa�ia voastr�. 1005 01:17:27,022 --> 01:17:29,107 Ve�i fi pe lista neagr� �n Rom�nia! 1006 01:17:29,274 --> 01:17:30,108 Cred c� visez! 1007 01:17:30,275 --> 01:17:32,778 Organizatorilor marelui Festival, le �nt�rzie 5 minute o trup� �i intr� �n panic�? 1008 01:17:32,945 --> 01:17:35,072 Trebuiau s� ajung� acum 3 ore! 1009 01:17:35,239 --> 01:17:36,490 Sunt arti�ti nu �oferi de autobuz! 1010 01:17:36,907 --> 01:17:40,077 Tu e�ti minor�. Unde e cel care te �nso�e�te? N-ai voie s� intri aici f�r� �nso�itor. 1011 01:17:40,244 --> 01:17:41,703 E fiica mea. 1012 01:17:56,677 --> 01:18:00,180 �i, c�nd m� g�ndesc c� ai f�cut toate astea, numai s�-l vezi pe Dozzy �la al t�u... 1013 01:18:00,347 --> 01:18:03,433 Nu e numai pentru Dozzy Cooper! Ci �i pentru c� vreau ca ei s� urce pe scen�. 1014 01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:05,686 �tii bine c� suntem nevinova�i. 1015 01:18:05,853 --> 01:18:08,564 �i fuga de la locul accidentului? Furtul furgonetei? 1016 01:18:08,730 --> 01:18:10,399 Furtul de identitate? 1017 01:18:10,691 --> 01:18:11,733 Fug� din arest? 1018 01:18:12,401 --> 01:18:14,695 Ajut�-ne, �i voi lua toat� vina pe umerii mei. 1019 01:18:14,945 --> 01:18:16,488 Nici nu se pune problema. 1020 01:18:17,447 --> 01:18:18,866 Bun. Atunci �i voi spune judec�torului, 1021 01:18:19,032 --> 01:18:21,201 c� fiica ta ne-a ajutat s� evad�m. 1022 01:18:23,328 --> 01:18:24,288 Pardon? 1023 01:18:24,997 --> 01:18:26,748 Ajut�-m�, doar, s� ajung �n spatele scenei. 1024 01:18:27,291 --> 01:18:28,542 Trebuie s�-l v�d pe Dozzy Cooper. 1025 01:18:28,709 --> 01:18:30,586 �i cum s� fac asta? Nu sunt magician. 1026 01:18:37,009 --> 01:18:38,760 E un c�nt�re� norvegian. 1027 01:18:38,927 --> 01:18:41,555 S-a b�tut cu chitaristul lui. L-am adus �napoi. 1028 01:18:41,722 --> 01:18:43,015 Din ce forma�ie? 1029 01:18:43,182 --> 01:18:44,183 Ce forma�ie? 1030 01:18:44,683 --> 01:18:46,018 P�i... Black... 1031 01:18:46,185 --> 01:18:47,060 Black �i mai cum? 1032 01:18:47,227 --> 01:18:50,481 Black... Black... Black... 1033 01:18:50,647 --> 01:18:53,025 Da, dar ce Black... Black Murder, Black Death sau Black Black? 1034 01:18:53,192 --> 01:18:55,027 �tii ce? Uite! útia-s! 1035 01:19:36,068 --> 01:19:38,445 �n tot cazul, dac� nu se �ntoarce �n 5 minute, 1036 01:19:38,612 --> 01:19:41,573 v� dau, b�ie�i, pe m�na agen�ilor de paz�, �i te duc acas�. 1037 01:19:41,740 --> 01:19:42,574 Se va �ntoarce. 1038 01:19:42,866 --> 01:19:45,661 Nu, nu se va �ntoarce. Trucul lui nu a func�ionat. 1039 01:19:45,828 --> 01:19:47,079 Da, o va da �n bar�. 1040 01:19:47,246 --> 01:19:48,664 Cum po�i s� spui asta? 1041 01:19:48,831 --> 01:19:51,583 Va rata �nmorm�ntarea bunicii sale, din cauza concertului! 1042 01:19:52,501 --> 01:19:53,377 Pardon? 1043 01:19:53,585 --> 01:19:55,487 Cine e mort? Bunica lui nu e moart�. 1044 01:19:56,588 --> 01:19:58,198 E sigur, �nc�, o minciun� de-a lui. 1045 01:19:58,273 --> 01:19:59,607 Bine�n�eles. 1046 01:20:04,847 --> 01:20:07,015 Ce �i-a zis mai exact? 1047 01:20:07,516 --> 01:20:11,103 Mi-a spus c� asistenta ce o ajuta la domiciliu, a g�sit-o moart� �n patul ei. 1048 01:20:19,069 --> 01:20:21,404 Ce ga�c� cu fe�e lungi... 1049 01:20:27,035 --> 01:20:28,570 C�nt�m �n seara asta. 1050 01:20:28,670 --> 01:20:30,172 A...mi�to... 1051 01:20:30,347 --> 01:20:31,890 �i... unde c�nt�m? 1052 01:20:31,999 --> 01:20:33,692 Pe scena principal�. 1053 01:20:34,877 --> 01:20:36,311 Alex, e�ti bine? 1054 01:20:37,504 --> 01:20:39,089 Da, super. 1055 01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:42,801 E�ti sigur c� vrei s� c�n�i �n seara asta, 1056 01:20:43,302 --> 01:20:44,511 cu noi? 1057 01:20:44,928 --> 01:20:46,638 Nu e�ti obligat s� �ii concertul �sta cu noi. 1058 01:20:46,805 --> 01:20:49,850 Exist� momente pentru c�ntat, �i momente pentru suferin��. 1059 01:20:50,767 --> 01:20:53,177 Vom Suferi c�nd vom fi Mor�i! (Moartea Macabeilor sau Mortul Suferind; nt) 1060 01:21:12,581 --> 01:21:14,750 Salut fani ai Metalului! 1061 01:21:15,209 --> 01:21:18,253 Dozzy e �n drum spre scen�. Avem pu�in timp, 1062 01:21:18,879 --> 01:21:22,549 a�a c�, p�n� atunci, avem o mic� surpriz� muzical�. Face�i ceva zgomot! 1063 01:21:24,134 --> 01:21:26,394 Moartea Macabeilor! 1064 01:22:23,569 --> 01:22:25,070 E�ti sigur de asta? 1065 01:22:25,821 --> 01:22:29,031 Dozzy nu c�nt�, dec�t dac� bulangii �tia fac deschiderea pentru el. 1066 01:22:42,045 --> 01:22:43,964 �Am spus: Hei! 1067 01:22:43,964 --> 01:22:45,257 �Tu ai spus: Cum? 1068 01:22:45,466 --> 01:22:48,427 �M� simt mai bine c�nd tu nu pleci! 1069 01:22:48,552 --> 01:22:49,845 �Am spus: Hei... 1070 01:22:51,346 --> 01:22:52,473 E tata! 1071 01:22:52,556 --> 01:22:54,391 � ... m� simt mai bine c�nd tu nu pleci! 1072 01:22:54,975 --> 01:22:57,686 �Am spus...uh! 1073 01:22:59,396 --> 01:23:01,064 �Cip-cirip! 1074 01:23:12,868 --> 01:23:14,786 �Am spus: Hei! 1075 01:23:15,371 --> 01:23:16,864 �Tu-ai spus: Cum? 1076 01:23:17,164 --> 01:23:18,165 �M� simt mai bine c�nd tu nu pleci! 1077 01:23:25,573 --> 01:23:29,660 �Am spus: Iubi�i! 1078 01:23:30,177 --> 01:23:32,888 �Iubi�i! Iubi�i! 1079 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:39,395 �Iubi�i c�p�unile! Iubi�i c�p�unile! 1080 01:23:42,064 --> 01:23:45,734 �Puternic, puternic, puternic, 1081 01:23:46,151 --> 01:23:48,487 �Spiritul meu e puternic! 1082 01:24:21,937 --> 01:24:23,105 Nu m� intereseaz�! 1083 01:24:23,272 --> 01:24:24,273 Vreau acces la scen�? 1084 01:24:25,858 --> 01:24:28,318 - Situa�ia e sub control. - Ce cau�i aici? 1085 01:24:29,403 --> 01:24:30,779 Mi-am permis s� preiau ini�iativa. 1086 01:24:30,946 --> 01:24:33,282 Ce ini�iativ�? �ia patru... 1087 01:25:43,602 --> 01:25:45,229 O, c�cat! 1088 01:25:46,230 --> 01:25:47,815 C�cat! Am reu�it! 1089 01:26:10,212 --> 01:26:11,547 Sunt ai vo�tri... 1090 01:26:15,467 --> 01:26:17,344 Nu a fost r�u deloc... cred. 1091 01:26:28,272 --> 01:26:30,983 Chiar �i dorea crucifixul �la a�a de mult? 1092 01:27:20,824 --> 01:27:22,367 S� relu�m totul de la �nceput. 1093 01:30:09,576 --> 01:30:11,870 Nu i l-ai dat �napoi lui Dozzy? 1094 01:30:12,204 --> 01:30:13,956 - Cel adev�rat? - Ce? 1095 01:30:14,122 --> 01:30:15,833 Nu-l duc peste tot cu mine. 1096 01:30:15,999 --> 01:30:17,209 I-am dat o copie. 1097 01:30:28,095 --> 01:30:30,597 Dac� bunica mea m-ar fi v�zut c�nd c�ntam muzic� pop, 1098 01:30:30,764 --> 01:30:32,558 m-ar fi b�tut de mi-ar fi sunat apa-n cap. 1099 01:30:32,959 --> 01:30:37,959 Sf�r�itul filmului: "HAPPY METAL sau M�NTUIREA POP" Traducerea Giani Rafai aka P�storel G. 1100 01:30:37,960 --> 01:30:47,460 Dedic aceast� traducere prietenului meu Adi Dan, �i forma�iei lui Loudrage, care au pornit-o de la zero, �i au demonstrat c� �i �n Rom�nia se poate face Black Metal la mare art�! 85898

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