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Path� is proud to distribute...
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and Arena Films
is proud to present
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a movie with sound,
speech and song,
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with Mesdemoiselles
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Sabine Az�ma,
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Isabelle Nanty,
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Audrey Tautou,
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and Messieurs
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Pierre Arditi,
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Darry Cowl,
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Jalil Lespert,
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Daniel Pr�vost,
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and Lambert Wilson
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in an operetta by Andr� Barde
and Maurice Yvain...
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"Not on the lips."
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THIS BEGINS ONE AFTERNOON
IN AUTUMN, 1925...
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MADAME GEORGES VALANDRAY
WILL RECEIVE GUESTS AT HER HOME
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ON TUESDAY, OCTOBER 20.
TEA, PORT, BRIDGE.
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Oh, when the lady of the house
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Shows no nous
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And when you come to call
she"s out and about
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Although she asked us
with such glee
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Here for tea
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Lord, how forgetful she can be!
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So how on earth can one
save face in that case
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And what to do for Heaven"s
sakes with these cakes,
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The wonders set
for today"s spree
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That we see
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Pride of Battenberg and Dundee?
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Gilberte"s forgotten us today
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I think Gilberte
could not care less
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Or perhaps love"s
gotten in the way
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She has a man somewhere, I guess
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Is it Faradel or Charly
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She meets at a hotel?
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No, Faradel is too ugly
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That poor man, Faradel
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Ah ha, I see
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You"re talking of me
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I can"t say l"m sad
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If your thoughts are bad
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"Bout a man who"s here
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You call him your dear
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If a chap is here
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You call him your dear
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Some people say
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If a chap"s away
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He"s fair game for sport
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And he"ll know not aught
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It may seem like spite
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But they are quite right
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It may seem like spite
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But they are quite right
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Such maladresse
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From today"s hostess
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Is ripe for attack
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Getting our own back
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What can she expect
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After such neglect?
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What can she expect
after such neglect?
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When you criticize her
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Make sure you take care
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That despite your hauteur
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You"ve a pleasant air
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And that your slightest slur
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Seems like praise foursquare
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Play it grand, make a stand,
keep it underhand
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When you criticize her
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Make sure you take care
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That despite your hauteur
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You"ve a pleasant air
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And that your slightest slur
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Seems like praise foursquare
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Pull in your claws and purr
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Smile before you glare
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- But now let us take tea
- Let"s take tea
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- Let us serve up the torte
- And the port
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l"ll keep the macaroons
as round as full moons
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And the chocolate creams
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That fill up my dreams
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Guess what I have just seen
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Oh, what can he have seen?
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Such great bargains and buys
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Where can one find such buys?
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- And at all the counters
- But where are the counters?
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- And on every shelf
- Tell us, where is that shelf?
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Down at Selfbury and Co.
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There a-shopping we"ll go
for satin and pure silk
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And fabrics of that ilk
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For fine, bright bengaline
and for light mousseline
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We ladies can"t be blind
to bargains of that kind
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Down at Selfbury and Co.
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There a-shopping we"ll go
for lace and organdie
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Bright madras and paisley
Shimmering gold brocade
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And bombazine with braid
And nice, warm astrakhan
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And next summer"s gingham
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Down at Selfbury and Co.
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There a-shopping we"ll go
for the warmest cashmere
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That we all hold so dear
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Pongee and messaline
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Tartan and velveteen
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For mohair and nankeen
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And for lustrous sateen
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On offer just today
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Dear Gilberte is away
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- So you may as well go
- So we may as well go
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Without letting her know
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And we"ll just sneak out
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When the lady of the house
shows no nous
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And when you come to call
she"s out and about
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Although she asked us
with such glee
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Here for tea
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Lord, how forgetful she can be!
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Forgetful she can be!
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So how on earth can one
save face in that case
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And what to do for Heaven"s
sakes with these cakes
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The wonders set for
today"s spree that we see
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Pride of Battenberg and Dundee?
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- They"ve all gone, as you see
- So we see!
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- And so now you can flee
- Let us flee!
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Let"s be gone
Far from this salon
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And so be gone!
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There are no bargains
at Selfbury and Co.
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I bargained on the bargains
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to rid myself
of that little chorus line.
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Now that we"re alone together,
let"s carry on.
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Good afternoon, Mademoiselle.
How are you today?
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What do you care, Faradel?
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Everyone knows that you"re not
interested in young girls!
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Here you are,
teasing me already!
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Are you here
without Madame Verberie?
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Of course. Mother goes her way
and I go mine.
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She knows that l"m perfectly
capable of defending myself.
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And even attacking.
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Dear Faradel, don"t pester me,
you won"t have the last word.
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Nor should I want to.
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The last word with you is,
"Marry me!"
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Marry you?
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Heavens, no!
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We all know
Faradel"s speciality:
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You take aim
at married women and miss.
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I beg your pardon.
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Oh, come on,
aren"t you here hoping
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to woo the beautiful
Gilberte Valandray?
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She"s in your sights.
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Bang, bang!
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Missed!
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Know why you"ll miss her?
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Because you"re out of date,
my poor Faradel.
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Out of date?
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Yes. You woo them by attending
to their every need,
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by sending gifts and,
above all, by running errands.
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Faradel, alias the taxi!
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Well!
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Well, that"s all out of date.
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It"s simply not done,
everyone knows that.
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Such experience in one so young!
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You think young women
are still like they were
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in my grandmother"s day and age.
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Don"t deny it!
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I recall how in a pretty gown
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A shy, young girl
could turn me upside-down
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Flirting held me in its thrall
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At a debs" ball!
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I like a different style
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It may seem futile
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But it makes me smile
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I like to go skating
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Drink in bars, go dancing
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Who cares if it"s shocking!
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I love the dances
of my great aunt"s day
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Partners held hands
in a distant way
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I like a different style
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It may seem futile
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But it makes me smile
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I have the feeling
Madame Valandray has forgotten
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that she was supposed
to be at home for friends today.
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There"s no need to stand
on ceremony with friends.
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Besides, Gilberte
is a whirlwind,
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and a whirlwind doesn"t run
to a fixed schedule.
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Her sister,
Mademoiselle Poumaillac,
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is more like a whirlwind!
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Mademoiselle Poumaillac
is a tornado.
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L"ve never known
such a turbulent spinster.
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Perhaps that"s
what makes her turbulent.
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Ah! That"s Mademoiselle
Poumaillac.
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So I hear.
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...and this for
the laundry room.
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How are you, my dear?
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Lt"s lovely to see you.
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How"s your mother?
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L"ve left the large parcels
in the motor.
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Send the man down for them.
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Good old Faradel!
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Ever loyal... ever precise...
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- What have you brought us?
- I called to...
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My dear,
those department stores...
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I was only there for an hour
but l"m absolutely exhausted.
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Guess whom I just met
on the Boulevard Haussmann.
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P�lissot! The man"s
the ghost of himself.
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He looks a hundred.
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His mistress has just left him.
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I saw a darling little slip
on Rue de la Paix.
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Did he catch her
in "flagrante delicto"?
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With ribbons along the hem
and a lovely cut.
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She was a little minx.
Darling, absolutely darling.
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But you haven"t had tea...
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We have, we have.
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Honestly, why isn"t Gilberte
here for her at home?
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Her mind"s never
on what she"s doing.
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Pour me a drop of port.
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I take port at tea,
it"s less debilitating.
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- You have an iron constitution!
- No, l"m less and less active.
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I feel absolutely wiped out.
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All right, Faradel,
l"m listening now.
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I called to bring tickets
for a box, tomorrow evening.
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At which theatre?
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The Cornmarket.
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Isn"t it in an old
joiner"s workshop
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out beyond the Bastille Square?
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That"s the place, the audience
sits on benches and,
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in crepuscular light,
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the actors, without sets
or costumes,
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recite medieval mystery plays
in the original Old French.
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It"s original, all right.
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No one can understand a word.
It"s all the rage.
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Most interesting.
L"m sure we shan"t miss it,
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but I believe my sister plans
to attend tomorrow"s premiere
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of Ratamu Pataga.
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Ratamu Pataga. What is that?
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You"re the last to hear
about anything, Huguette.
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It"s the opening night
for the Lapland ballet.
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The leading dancer is a seal.
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Everyone who"s anyone
will be there tomorrow!
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Madame Valandray has tickets?
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I believe not.
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May I hurry and get you a box,
if there are any left?
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- Don"t go to the trouble.
- L"d be delighted.
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L"ll be right back.
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What a charming fellow,
always ready to oblige.
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- Unusual for a taxi!
- A taxi?
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I call him the taxi because
he"s always running errands.
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You little minx.
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I always speak my mind.
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How unwise of you.
If you"re that demanding,
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you"ll never find a husband.
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I already have!
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Actually, l"ve chosen him
but he doesn"t know.
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You secretive little madam!
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L"m here to seek your support!
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L"m all ears, my dear.
Who is it?
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Charly!
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Which Charly?
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Charles Brunner,
the one we all call Charly.
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- You must be mad!
- I am, mad about him!
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He doesn"t have a situation.
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What? He"s the head of a school.
258
00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:21,343
Oh, yes, the chief competitor
of the dada school,
259
00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:25,441
the cubisto-cuneiform school,
known as coocoo for short.
260
00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:28,419
Surely you don"t plan
to set up house on income
261
00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:29,853
from the coocoo school?
262
00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,652
I have enough money for two!
263
00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:36,089
Well, he is a very sweet boy.
264
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,124
I was simply exposing
the rational objections,
265
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,396
but I have nothing
against cubism...
266
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:47,261
and I love to handle
matters of love.
267
00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:49,774
- That"s quite rare for a...
- Stop.
268
00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:52,903
You were going to say
for an old maid.
269
00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:55,140
I hate that term.
Firstly, l"m not old...
270
00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:58,876
and if l"m still a maid,
it"s against my will.
271
00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:01,045
But enough of that.
272
00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:03,988
L"ll talk to Charly
for you, I promise.
273
00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:05,012
Without naming me.
274
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,319
I can imagine...
275
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,591
Here"s my sister at last.
276
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:17,230
Yes, Juliette, you"re late
277
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:19,362
and I can"t abide people
who are late.
278
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,566
She"s the one accusing others
of being late now.
279
00:12:21,607 --> 00:12:23,131
Hello, Huguette!
280
00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:24,699
Where the devil have you been?
281
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,143
I was just at
the Spherists" exhibition,
282
00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:27,702
the Supercubists...
very crowded.
283
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,180
You could have let me know.
284
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,513
I called you,
but you had already left.
285
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:34,212
Charly took me.
286
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,447
Is Charly well?
287
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,820
He saw me all the way home.
288
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:39,791
He could have come up,
the ill-mannered little lout!
289
00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:43,226
He had an urgent appointment,
with some floozy, I think.
290
00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:51,262
Are you leaving because of me?
291
00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:53,271
No, because of the floozy.
292
00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:56,331
No. I left mother in limbo
at the seamstress"s.
293
00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:04,039
We"re expecting you
for dinner tonight.
294
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:07,052
I know.
See you later, Gilberte.
295
00:13:10,389 --> 00:13:11,549
You won"t forget?
296
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:13,251
You can count on me.
297
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:17,723
What a way
to receive your guests.
298
00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:19,321
If I hadn"t been here...
299
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:22,624
It completely slipped my mind.
300
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,435
Were there many
of the usual bores here today?
301
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,838
Just Huguette Verberie
and Faradel.
302
00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:31,342
- Faradel gets on my nerves.
- Why?
303
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,572
Because he keeps
suggesting a rendezvous.
304
00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:35,739
What about Charly,
your other admirer?
305
00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:37,271
Now he"s much more respectful.
306
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,876
He simply suggests
his friend"s opium den.
307
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:42,012
That"s the same thing.
308
00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:44,852
L"d like admirers
who remain admirers.
309
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,923
I have no desire
to make them my lovers.
310
00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:53,963
Why take on a lover
311
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,557
lt"s a bother
312
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,995
I don"t need the worry
313
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,803
l"m not sorry
314
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:08,242
But flirting has no importance
315
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,511
That way you keep your distance
316
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:14,747
I have two suitors, true
317
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:18,018
But I could never choose
between the two
318
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:22,985
Since I don"t wish
to pick sides
319
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:26,623
lt"s my husband who decides
320
00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:28,724
He"s the one through
and through
321
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:36,037
With whom my heart resides
322
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:46,644
l"d love my husband so,
as a lover, you see
323
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:52,123
I so like to think he could be
324
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:56,093
And at night
325
00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:57,959
When he comes
326
00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,931
To nestle
327
00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:01,455
By my side
328
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:07,336
I hide those feelings
deep, deep inside
329
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:13,769
Dreaming of those times
when we make love
330
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:18,044
I cheat against my will
331
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:22,247
I may cheat
but l"m his far and above
332
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:30,718
And I feel such a heady thrill
333
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:37,032
l"d love my husband
334
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:41,335
So, as a lover, you see
335
00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:51,715
Tenderly, ardently,
so madly
336
00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:55,085
Now you"re quibbling.
337
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,350
Well, I love my husband.
338
00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,789
- He"s enough for me!
- Right.
339
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:01,918
Valandray"s a good man,
340
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:04,655
much better than your
first husband, Eric Thomson.
341
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,392
Really, Arlette,
do you have to mention him?
342
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:07,558
Let sleeping dogs lie!
343
00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:08,964
Didn"t you love Mr. Thomson?
344
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,400
No!
345
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,063
Why did you marry him, then?
346
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,401
I was curious.
347
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,703
We were in America and that
American intrigued me,
348
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,641
like a wild animal to be tamed.
349
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:21,874
It isn"t wise to train someone
that way in matters of love.
350
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,609
Poor Thomson!
351
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,082
What"s become of him?
352
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:26,141
Still no news?
353
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:27,982
Really. If ever my present
husband were to find out...
354
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:31,854
That"s right, he has his own
particular ideas about marriage!
355
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,290
He wants to be a trailblazer.
356
00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:39,289
Some people prefer to dwell
in new apartments!
357
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:44,496
Luckily, she forgot to have
the marriage authenticated
358
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:47,198
under French law by
our consul in Chicago.
359
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:49,639
Without whom, l"d never have
become Madame Valandray.
360
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,768
And that would have been a pity.
361
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:53,971
Your husband"s quite charming!
362
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:57,739
Yes, he leaves me totally free
363
00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,444
and indulges my every whim.
364
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,549
- How"s his business doing?
- Wonderfully!
365
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:07,025
The metal works are booming
366
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:10,495
and he"s on the verge
of signing a marvellous deal.
367
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,963
The dressmaker has just sent
a dress round.
368
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:15,193
Good, put it in my room.
369
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,360
My dress for tonight"s
dinner party.
370
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,393
I have to write a note
for Huguette.
371
00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:19,904
She wants to marry.
372
00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:21,565
- So young?
- She"s in love.
373
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,302
I thought she was
more modern than that.
374
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:24,775
With Charly.
375
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,744
Really!
Poaching on my territory!
376
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,269
She had no idea
she was trespassing.
377
00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:32,181
She can have that small fry.
I prefer bigger game.
378
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,254
Young Charly?
Small fry?
379
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:39,348
More of a little monkey,
l"d say.
380
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,518
I must write to the boy.
381
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:48,198
"My dear Charly...
382
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:53,435
"l"m very curious...
383
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:58,704
about Spherist art."
384
00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,138
Lt"s you, Georges!
385
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,148
Is Gilberte home yet?
386
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,449
She"s in her room,
trying on a new dress.
387
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,546
A serious undertaking
that mustn"t be disturbed.
388
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,115
Here we are.
389
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,728
It wasn"t easy, believe me.
390
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,026
Hello.
391
00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:21,930
Hello, Faradel.
You seem rather agitated.
392
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,764
- Not at all.
- Yes, you do!
393
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,633
- What"s the matter?
- Nothing, old chap.
394
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:28,231
I just popped in to say hello.
395
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,241
L"ve heard that before.
396
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,541
Those words never quite mean
what they say.
397
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:37,473
So there you are slaving away
398
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:38,813
Like each day
399
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,876
Without one minute to waste
400
00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:42,113
In true haste
401
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:44,179
When you have the sudden visit
402
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:45,815
So be it
403
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,656
Of an unwelcome twit
404
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,321
He doesn"t see
from your ruddy blush
405
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:52,193
You"re in a rush
406
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:53,755
He says as with an air so sweet
407
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,733
He takes as seat
408
00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:59,134
I just popped in to say hello
409
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:02,572
To see how you are
in life"s mad whirl
410
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,200
My youngest girl
411
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:05,870
Such a pearl
412
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,674
Has learnt to stitch and sew
413
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,374
Top of her class, you know
414
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:12,815
I just popped in to say hello
415
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:16,378
And there he stays on
as you glower
416
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,048
Hour by hour
417
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,853
Like a cold shower
418
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:23,760
He just popped in
to say hello
419
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:25,888
You"ll be two long months away
420
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,228
People say
421
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,325
But you hurry home in a blur
422
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:30,596
Earlier
423
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,695
As a surprise in this life
424
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,035
Of harsh strife
425
00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:37,041
For your dear wife
426
00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:38,804
She"s in bed on a sunny day
427
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,402
But she"s at play
With your best friend
428
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:42,276
lt"s so risqu�
429
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:43,941
You hear him say
430
00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:47,440
I just popped in to say hello
431
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,819
And then you lash out
like a thug
432
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,653
At the mug
433
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,352
Of that poor fellow
434
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:58,420
Who just popped in
to say hello
435
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,926
Why all the song and dance?
436
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,860
Do you suppose that one day,
I, in a bed with your wife...
437
00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:08,498
It"s what you desire,
but it will never happen.
438
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,838
L"ll leave you...
439
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,969
No, please, stay, I insist.
440
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:16,970
Faradel, you"re
courting my wife.
441
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:18,915
- I protest!
- Don"t get carried away.
442
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:22,079
You court her
and yet l"m not jealous.
443
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,747
Do you know why, Faradel?
444
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,848
How can I possibly answer
such an absurd question?
445
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,688
Because you trust Gilberte.
446
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,387
True.
447
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:32,329
But because that trust
is based on scientific facts.
448
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:35,265
Scientific fidelity?
What do you mean by that?
449
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:39,293
I could never marry
a widow or a divorc�e
450
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:40,999
even if I adored her.
451
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:42,506
I know, that"s one
of your fixations.
452
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:47,069
No, not a fixation, merely
the application of a theory,
453
00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:49,603
the practical implementation
of a system.
454
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:53,641
I work in metals and I truly
believe that marriage,
455
00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:57,177
or rather the first
conjugal act,
456
00:20:57,222 --> 00:21:00,123
is like everything else here
in this world of ours,
457
00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:02,991
a matter of chemistry.
458
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,086
What is he going on about?
459
00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:07,792
This is already way beyond you.
L"m speaking to Arlette.
460
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,700
The union of two beings is
like the fusion of two metals.
461
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:12,727
There are all kinds
of precautions and rules.
462
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,968
If not, you end up
with flaws or bubbles.
463
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:21,002
And adultery is the logical
result of a primeval bubble.
464
00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:24,140
It depends on how the crucible
is heated on the wedding night.
465
00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:27,447
If the imprint is made
on pure flesh,
466
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:29,249
with all the right
technical precautions,
467
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,017
well then,
468
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:33,923
the imprint is indelible
and the woman is marked for life
469
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,951
by the seal of the male
who first possesses her.
470
00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:39,862
She will never be
unfaithful to him.
471
00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:41,331
I can tell you, Faradel,
472
00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:43,630
"Court my wife as much
as you like.
473
00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:46,365
It entertains her
and amuses me."
474
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:47,394
What a fellow...
475
00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:50,203
and to think I was going
to take this seriously.
476
00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:54,509
- But you"ve gone and given me...
- What"s wrong?
477
00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:58,243
Nothing. When I get emotional,
it gives me hiccups.
478
00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:01,616
L"m so easily impressed.
L"ll soon get over it.
479
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,052
Get dressed for dinner.
480
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:07,422
You"re running out of time.
L"ll do likewise.
481
00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:09,450
See you later, Mademoiselle.
482
00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:14,491
Poor Faradel, he must have
a faulty imprint.
483
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:14,633
Let"s finish this letter.
"My dear Charly.
484
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:17,397
Let"s finish this letter.
"My dear Charly.
485
00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:19,802
"L"m very curious
about Spherist art.
486
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,863
"Would you be kind enough
to send me an invitation?
487
00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:23,374
"Even better, bring me
the invitation
488
00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:25,137
and then you can go with me."
489
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,838
Monsieur Charles Bruner!
490
00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:28,573
Show him in!
491
00:22:28,613 --> 00:22:31,309
How wonderful!
My letter has already arrived.
492
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,414
- L"m delighted to see you.
- Not as much as I am, Charly.
493
00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:40,118
How is your Coocooism
school doing?
494
00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:42,285
Wonderfully well.
495
00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:45,490
My latest field is total art.
496
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:48,192
My goodness!
You certainly stop at nothing!
497
00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:51,532
Or, if you prefer,
lyrico-symphonic art.
498
00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:54,300
Anyway, l"ve painted a picture,
499
00:22:54,339 --> 00:22:57,137
composed a symphony
and written a poem.
500
00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:58,836
These three works form a whole:
501
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,606
One is impossible
without the other two.
502
00:23:00,645 --> 00:23:02,078
The Holy Trinity!
503
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:05,083
Could we descend from such
lofty heights for a second?
504
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:06,982
- Lofty heights?
- Let"s be down to earth.
505
00:23:07,018 --> 00:23:09,612
Surely you"re not counting on
this poetico-balsamic painting
506
00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:11,952
to make you rich?
507
00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:13,855
But, well,
l"m bringing you riches.
508
00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:17,354
In what form?
509
00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:21,126
- A matrimonial one.
- I beg your pardon?
510
00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,225
A charming young woman,
excellent dowry
511
00:23:23,268 --> 00:23:25,828
and huge expectations.
512
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:28,499
Then I don"t understand.
513
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:30,201
She loves you, good Lord.
514
00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:34,042
You"re serious.
515
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,382
I thought it was a joke.
516
00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:43,785
- Someone wants to marry me?
- Is that a rejection?
517
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:45,722
A categorical
and downright rejection.
518
00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:48,987
You don"t know
what you"re missing.
519
00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:02,897
- Tell me her name.
- Not on your life.
520
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:05,967
If she loves me,
I have the right to know her.
521
00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:07,842
I can offer her some form
of compensation.
522
00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:09,608
Don"t even think about it.
523
00:24:09,648 --> 00:24:11,912
At poker, when you pass,
524
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:14,248
does the other player
show you his cards?
525
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:17,585
Arlette? What do you think?
526
00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:20,616
Charly! I didn"t know you
were already here.
527
00:24:20,659 --> 00:24:21,990
It"s exquisite!
528
00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:24,086
- It suits you.
- Do you think so?
529
00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:26,657
You wear it admirably well.
530
00:24:26,698 --> 00:24:29,360
L"m delighted to have
the authorization of an artist.
531
00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:32,336
- And a demanding artist at that.
- I imagine you are!
532
00:24:32,370 --> 00:24:35,339
After all, he is the head
of a cubisto-cuneiform school.
533
00:24:35,373 --> 00:24:37,136
Make fun of me, I don"t mind.
534
00:24:37,175 --> 00:24:38,904
It"s all publicity.
535
00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:41,845
What do I care,
as long as they talk about me?
536
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,711
Dadaism is over and out
537
00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:45,579
Cubism"s had its day
538
00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:47,482
Nowadays without a doubt
539
00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:49,214
Coocooism"s the way
540
00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:50,983
All these faddish art schools
541
00:24:51,022 --> 00:24:52,887
And their frantic need to be
542
00:24:52,924 --> 00:24:54,619
They"re foolish food for fools
543
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:56,490
Fatuous, freakish flummery
544
00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:59,964
Publicity, see
545
00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:01,693
When they follow a fad
lt"s mad
546
00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:03,701
It makes them glad
547
00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:07,296
Publicity, see
548
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,204
Wield your clout
Pout and spout
549
00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,072
Get talked about
550
00:25:11,109 --> 00:25:14,772
Publicity, see
551
00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:16,610
Don"t go without
Don"t be a lout
552
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:18,115
Get talked about!
553
00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:22,113
I have to go dress for dinner.
554
00:25:22,153 --> 00:25:24,144
Think about
that poker game of mine.
555
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,918
There"s still time
to raise the stakes.
556
00:25:25,957 --> 00:25:27,424
I never play.
557
00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:29,427
- You worry me!
- Why?
558
00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:32,055
Because children need
to be playful.
559
00:25:33,231 --> 00:25:35,825
It annoys you
when people call you a boy.
560
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:36,856
Yes!
561
00:25:36,902 --> 00:25:40,269
You"ll get over it.
Cigarette?
562
00:25:41,072 --> 00:25:42,903
Please.
563
00:25:42,941 --> 00:25:44,340
Thank you.
564
00:25:52,317 --> 00:25:55,343
So, what was that game
my sister was talking about?
565
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,355
Lt"s not a game,
it"s a match.
566
00:26:03,762 --> 00:26:05,787
- And when"s the wedding day?
- What wedding?
567
00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:07,127
Yours.
568
00:26:07,165 --> 00:26:10,191
In another twenty years.
Girls don"t interest me.
569
00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:13,830
So who does interest you?
570
00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:17,471
You do. And you know it.
571
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,508
And why is that?
572
00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:26,616
It can"t be explained.
573
00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:30,613
First of all, there"s
something strange about you.
574
00:26:30,655 --> 00:26:32,885
At times you make fun of me,
575
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:35,893
yet at others you listen to me
with something akin to sympathy.
576
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:36,916
I do?
577
00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:38,429
You feel a sort of attraction.
578
00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:41,694
Darling. You attract me.
It"s irresistible.
579
00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:46,731
Deny it all you like.
L"ve sensed it clearly.
580
00:26:50,175 --> 00:26:51,972
And when we dance a tango...
581
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,637
you"re not unhappy
to press against me.
582
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,046
Charly, my boy,
l"m going to throw you out.
583
00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:01,875
Do you know what you are?
584
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,911
- You"re a tease.
- Impossible!
585
00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:06,583
You enjoy having men around
to arouse,
586
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,684
but you never intend
to give yourself to them.
587
00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:11,821
Indeed, I don"t give,
you"ll have to come back.
588
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:18,035
Too bad if I can no longer
contain myself.
589
00:27:18,069 --> 00:27:19,798
Gilberte,
it"s your entire fault.
590
00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:25,036
- Gilberte.
- Lord, what"s come over you?
591
00:27:25,076 --> 00:27:27,169
You foolish boy.
Get your paws off me.
592
00:27:31,716 --> 00:27:34,378
Don"t try that again
or we"ll no longer be friends.
593
00:27:35,687 --> 00:27:37,587
Please, forgive me,
it won"t happen again.
594
00:27:37,622 --> 00:27:40,489
Just like a child.
It won"t happen again.
595
00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:42,049
You bad boy!
596
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:43,816
Again!
597
00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:45,193
Ah, Charly.
598
00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:49,223
I don"t wish to send you packing
but you barely have time
599
00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:51,792
to run off home
before coming back, kid.
600
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,360
L"ll hurry.
601
00:28:00,712 --> 00:28:04,910
You"ll see who"s the kid
when I give your wife one!
602
00:28:06,384 --> 00:28:06,418
Here you are at last!
603
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:08,545
Here you are at last!
604
00:28:08,586 --> 00:28:10,213
I was about to say
the same thing.
605
00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:11,882
Say hello first.
606
00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:12,981
All right.
607
00:28:13,892 --> 00:28:15,223
Hello, darling.
608
00:28:16,928 --> 00:28:18,589
How placid!
609
00:28:19,931 --> 00:28:21,398
Conjugal.
610
00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:23,196
That"s what l"m saying.
611
00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:26,526
You haven"t noticed anything?
612
00:28:26,571 --> 00:28:28,095
Noticed what?
613
00:28:39,484 --> 00:28:41,509
My dress, for Heaven"s sake!
614
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,044
Yes. It"s very nice!
615
00:28:45,256 --> 00:28:47,884
You hadn"t even noticed it.
That"s conjugal too!
616
00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:50,394
I love you in any dress,
and all the more without.
617
00:28:50,428 --> 00:28:52,362
That"s better!
618
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:56,132
Will dinner be good?
619
00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:57,691
I hope so!
620
00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:00,068
It happens to be
of capital importance for me.
621
00:29:00,105 --> 00:29:02,539
I have an unexpected guest,
a surprise for you.
622
00:29:03,341 --> 00:29:04,899
Why?
623
00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:06,604
Lmportant news.
624
00:29:06,644 --> 00:29:08,475
Our fortune increased
tenfold, perhaps.
625
00:29:08,513 --> 00:29:10,674
- Lovely!
- Once our overseas guest tonight
626
00:29:10,715 --> 00:29:13,309
signs the prepared contract
after dinner,
627
00:29:13,351 --> 00:29:15,649
the whole American market
will open up to me.
628
00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:16,847
Well!
629
00:29:16,888 --> 00:29:18,480
You"ll have your pearls
as dessert.
630
00:29:18,523 --> 00:29:20,718
What a delightful husband
you are.
631
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,192
I believe I am.
632
00:29:22,227 --> 00:29:24,821
Oh, let"s not exaggerate.
You have one serious failing.
633
00:29:24,863 --> 00:29:26,558
Which is?
634
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,691
You never tell me
that you love me.
635
00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:31,159
But you know I do!
636
00:29:31,202 --> 00:29:33,329
That doesn"t matter.
I could forget.
637
00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:36,438
Silly child!
638
00:29:43,982 --> 00:29:45,506
Are we not blessed, dear?
639
00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:46,710
Yes!
640
00:29:47,752 --> 00:29:49,379
And do you ever wish to go?
641
00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:50,512
No!
642
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,519
Such exquisite tranquillity!
643
00:29:53,558 --> 00:29:58,257
True, I have never known
such calm and immobility!
644
00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:02,824
Lt"s better than futility
645
00:30:03,535 --> 00:30:05,628
My love for you is not a whim
646
00:30:05,670 --> 00:30:07,433
lt"s dim!
647
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:09,235
Is that all that you could find?
648
00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:10,434
You"re blind!
649
00:30:11,409 --> 00:30:13,274
But Gilberte,
you"re my true love!
650
00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:15,006
Those words have such
a sweet tempo
651
00:30:15,046 --> 00:30:18,015
They"re wonderful
to hear, you know!
652
00:30:18,049 --> 00:30:22,850
Must I repeat them,
Heavens above?
653
00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:35,662
Talking about it
is not what you do
654
00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:40,364
When a sweet love is true
655
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:48,101
You stay silent
beneath the skies
656
00:30:48,146 --> 00:30:52,640
And let love speak out
through your eyes
657
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:59,620
If we want love to last
658
00:30:59,657 --> 00:31:01,147
Vast
659
00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:06,152
Then our words must be few
660
00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,824
True
661
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,891
All words must be small
662
00:31:09,934 --> 00:31:12,425
Just a kiss, that"s all
663
00:31:12,470 --> 00:31:14,062
All
664
00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:16,039
Withal
665
00:31:17,342 --> 00:31:19,173
In thrall
666
00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:23,610
You see my silence as a plot!
667
00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:24,910
What?
668
00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:26,950
While endearments make you swoon
669
00:31:26,985 --> 00:31:28,111
Goon!
670
00:31:29,187 --> 00:31:30,779
Lying"s an easy thing to do
671
00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:32,619
When a man"s as silent as you
672
00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:35,285
A woman can"t know what is true!
673
00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:40,229
One kiss can give you a clue
674
00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:42,324
Do you feel this love is sad?
675
00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:44,267
Bad!
676
00:31:44,302 --> 00:31:46,293
- You want love to effervesce?
- Yes!
677
00:31:47,705 --> 00:31:49,400
Well, I find that worrying!
678
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,237
Your love must be
a constant thing
679
00:31:51,276 --> 00:31:53,870
Forever bright and dazzling!
680
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:58,645
Lt"s not just some mad,
wild fling
681
00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:07,923
Talking about
682
00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:11,486
It is not what you do
683
00:32:11,529 --> 00:32:16,159
When a sweet love is true
684
00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:24,237
You stay silent
beneath the skies
685
00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:28,769
And let love speak out
through your eyes
686
00:32:30,982 --> 00:32:35,681
If we want love to last
687
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,347
Vast
688
00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:42,189
Then our words must be few
689
00:32:42,226 --> 00:32:43,921
True
690
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:48,626
- All words must be small
- Just a kiss, that"s all
691
00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:50,190
All
692
00:32:50,234 --> 00:32:51,792
Withal
693
00:32:53,338 --> 00:32:55,238
In thrall
694
00:33:00,345 --> 00:33:02,779
You silly man.
You know I adore you.
695
00:33:03,948 --> 00:33:05,438
- What about you?
- For words.
696
00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:10,477
Just think, you"re
my little wife, my very own.
697
00:33:12,256 --> 00:33:15,919
Monsieur. Monsieur Zambeaux
is asking to see you.
698
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,086
Show him into my office.
699
00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:20,120
My business lawyer"s brought
the contract. Excuse me.
700
00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:22,655
See you later, my millionaire.
701
00:33:23,601 --> 00:33:25,967
- Juliette.
- Monsieur.
702
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,232
An American gentleman
will be arriving shortly.
703
00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:28,966
Show him into
the small drawing room
704
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,872
and let me know right away.
705
00:33:30,908 --> 00:33:34,435
Monsieur Eric Thomson,
an American.
706
00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:37,071
Eric Thomson!
707
00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:39,208
No, I can"t have heard properly,
that"s impossible!
708
00:33:48,159 --> 00:33:49,592
What on earth"s wrong?
709
00:33:49,627 --> 00:33:51,117
What do you think of my dress?
710
00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:52,686
The dress is what"s wrong.
711
00:33:54,132 --> 00:33:57,465
Do you have any idea whom
this dinner is in honour of?
712
00:33:57,502 --> 00:33:59,663
Eric Thomson.
713
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,968
Eric Thomson?
714
00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:04,065
Her first husband!
715
00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:09,273
Yes, and Georges knows nothing
about my first marriage.
716
00:34:09,313 --> 00:34:10,610
What"s going to happen?
717
00:34:10,648 --> 00:34:13,446
He expounded his ideas earlier,
it"s all a matter of chemistry.
718
00:34:13,484 --> 00:34:15,782
What are we going to do?
719
00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:19,187
Pretend you"ve fallen ill all of
a sudden and take to your bed.
720
00:34:20,324 --> 00:34:23,157
That"s just putting off
the inevitable.
721
00:34:23,194 --> 00:34:27,153
My second husband is about
to introduce me to my first.
722
00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:29,564
You must speak to Eric first.
723
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:33,832
That"s the door. It"s him.
You greet him, l"m too nervous.
724
00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:41,840
Be eloquent.
725
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:49,478
L"ll try but the fellow always
hated the very sight of me.
726
00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:16,843
I can imagine
your surprise, Monsieur.
727
00:35:16,881 --> 00:35:19,281
You didn"t expect
to find me here?
728
00:35:19,984 --> 00:35:21,542
I must admit that, myself.
729
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:26,989
You"re looking very well.
730
00:35:27,024 --> 00:35:31,051
L"m quite well myself, too,
thank you.
731
00:35:31,095 --> 00:35:32,858
You"re wondering
what l"m doing here?
732
00:35:32,897 --> 00:35:34,023
Yes, I can tell,
733
00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:36,499
seeing me here,
displaying such familiarity,
734
00:35:36,534 --> 00:35:38,161
you"re probably thinking
that l"m a member
735
00:35:38,202 --> 00:35:39,567
of Monsieur Valandray"s
inner circle.
736
00:35:39,604 --> 00:35:42,869
Well. That"s right.
L"m part of his family
737
00:35:42,907 --> 00:35:45,967
and I shall now answer
the second question
738
00:35:46,010 --> 00:35:48,274
that is burning your lips
and that you don"t dare to ask.
739
00:35:48,312 --> 00:35:51,372
You"ve always been
such a tactful fellow, Eric.
740
00:35:51,415 --> 00:35:54,043
You don"t mind me calling you
Eric after all this time?
741
00:35:55,419 --> 00:35:59,321
Thank you, I expected nothing
less of your exquisite courtesy.
742
00:35:59,357 --> 00:36:00,654
A drop of port?
743
00:36:01,392 --> 00:36:02,984
Forgive me. In my confusion,
744
00:36:03,027 --> 00:36:05,325
I forgot how fond
you are of port.
745
00:36:05,363 --> 00:36:07,263
I didn"t offer you a glass.
746
00:36:08,599 --> 00:36:11,466
Eric, how I so wish
we could clear up
747
00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:12,901
this misunderstanding
between us,
748
00:36:12,937 --> 00:36:14,700
there"s no reason
for it anymore.
749
00:36:16,374 --> 00:36:17,739
To your good health.
750
00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:22,141
I was the cause
of your divorce, I know.
751
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,239
You found me to be a bit...
752
00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:29,213
of a burden.
753
00:36:29,253 --> 00:36:31,653
Say it, go on. I don"t mind.
754
00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:36,019
Can we bury the hatchet, Eric?
755
00:36:38,629 --> 00:36:40,995
I see, you don"t want
to mention it again.
756
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,557
Very well, that"s that,
let"s not mention it again.
757
00:36:43,601 --> 00:36:45,569
Should I fetch
my sister for you?
758
00:36:47,572 --> 00:36:49,199
You"ll see her right away.
759
00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:54,300
What a grouch!
760
00:36:58,516 --> 00:37:00,882
- Have you told him?
- Not yet!
761
00:37:02,286 --> 00:37:04,015
He hasn"t opened his mouth.
762
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,353
Anyone would think he no
longer speaks a word of French.
763
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,157
Monsieur Thomson,
I have something to tell you.
764
00:37:55,706 --> 00:37:57,537
L"m Monsieur Valandray"s wife.
765
00:38:04,382 --> 00:38:06,907
And so there"s something
I must ask of you.
766
00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:08,646
- Lf you stay...
- What do you say?
767
00:38:08,686 --> 00:38:10,483
- Do not betray
- What do you say?
768
00:38:10,521 --> 00:38:12,318
- Our past today
- What do you say?
769
00:38:12,356 --> 00:38:13,618
It could be bad
770
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,055
- It can be seen
- What do you mean?
771
00:38:16,093 --> 00:38:17,720
- As go-between
- What do you mean?
772
00:38:17,762 --> 00:38:19,593
- You"re not serene
- What do you mean?
773
00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:21,257
Oh, this is mad!
774
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,267
- In God"s name
- What do you want?
775
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,030
- Think of the shame
- What do you want?
776
00:38:25,069 --> 00:38:26,798
- It"s not a game
- What do you want?
777
00:38:26,837 --> 00:38:28,634
Don"t be a cad
778
00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:30,470
- lf he"s au fait
- What do you say?
779
00:38:30,508 --> 00:38:32,203
- In the least way
- What do you say?
780
00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:33,835
The consequences would be dire
781
00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:35,004
Without a doubt
782
00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:37,514
- He"s just a lout!
- It"s a real snafu
783
00:38:37,548 --> 00:38:41,245
You were married, true
But no one must ever know
784
00:38:41,285 --> 00:38:43,185
- What do you mean?
- You"re a has-been!
785
00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:44,278
Husband number two
786
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,653
Could well misconstrue
787
00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:48,386
If you broke the status quo
788
00:38:48,426 --> 00:38:50,291
- What do you want?
- Am I to blame?
789
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,625
Lt"s a real snafu
790
00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:52,924
She wed after you
791
00:38:52,963 --> 00:38:55,488
And the news could be a big blow
792
00:38:55,533 --> 00:38:57,524
- What do you say?
- Lord, what a day!
793
00:38:57,568 --> 00:38:58,830
Is this all for play?
794
00:38:58,869 --> 00:39:00,336
His "What do you say?"
795
00:39:00,371 --> 00:39:03,863
I thought he"d
understand some way
796
00:39:03,908 --> 00:39:04,897
He"ll have to pay!
797
00:39:04,942 --> 00:39:06,068
Lt"s a real snafu
798
00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:07,475
You were married, true
799
00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:10,105
But no one must ever know
800
00:39:10,147 --> 00:39:12,138
- What do you mean?
- L"ll take my aim!
801
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,377
Husband number two
802
00:39:13,417 --> 00:39:14,679
Could well misconstrue
803
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,381
If you broke the status quo!
804
00:39:17,421 --> 00:39:19,321
- What do you say?
- Please go away!
805
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,018
Lt"s a waste of time
806
00:39:21,058 --> 00:39:22,889
He reasons in rhyme!
807
00:39:22,927 --> 00:39:23,916
Lt"s invo
808
00:39:23,961 --> 00:39:25,588
- What is it, veau?
- It"s invo
809
00:39:25,629 --> 00:39:26,618
What is it veau?
810
00:39:26,664 --> 00:39:28,063
I think it"s involuntary
811
00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:30,124
Or he"s the slyest of us three
812
00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:32,761
He"s lost all his French,
you can see
813
00:39:32,803 --> 00:39:36,398
What do you say?
814
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,873
Oh, go away!
815
00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:48,245
Oh, you"re already here?
816
00:39:49,086 --> 00:39:53,386
No one informed me
of your presence
817
00:39:53,424 --> 00:39:56,018
More an absence!
818
00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,652
He"s here, my dear
819
00:39:58,696 --> 00:40:01,221
The introductions
have been done?
820
00:40:01,265 --> 00:40:02,323
Well done!
821
00:40:02,366 --> 00:40:03,424
Well done!
822
00:40:03,467 --> 00:40:05,935
And he"s met everyone!
823
00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:08,598
Everyone, I must profess!
824
00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:11,301
And so you"ve met my wife!
825
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,275
So let"s see where we"re all at!
826
00:40:18,315 --> 00:40:22,046
Enough, let"s leave it at that!
827
00:40:28,893 --> 00:40:33,387
And here now are
our three dear friends
828
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:36,730
Huguette Verberie
829
00:40:38,335 --> 00:40:40,462
Charly and Faradel
830
00:40:41,839 --> 00:40:43,773
- How d"you do, cher Monsieur
- Cher Monsieur, how d"you do
831
00:40:43,808 --> 00:40:45,332
How d"you do
832
00:40:52,316 --> 00:40:54,841
I don"t quite like his style
833
00:40:54,885 --> 00:40:57,149
That"s a Yankee profile?
834
00:40:57,188 --> 00:41:01,887
He could be from Carlisle
835
00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:04,190
He"s not that handsome
836
00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:06,458
With his mug like a Hun
837
00:41:06,497 --> 00:41:10,194
And he can"t be much fun
838
00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:15,695
You were dreaming of a real man
839
00:41:15,739 --> 00:41:19,698
This one looks like
he could be called Anne
840
00:41:19,743 --> 00:41:21,768
I like a different style
841
00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:23,905
It may seem futile
842
00:41:23,948 --> 00:41:28,851
But that makes me smile
843
00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:34,191
I am dying with hunger.
844
00:41:40,831 --> 00:41:43,459
Lord knows what he needs
How he pleads
845
00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:46,197
He needs it here and now!
846
00:41:46,237 --> 00:41:49,695
What"s he demanding?
847
00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:53,471
He must be sucking on a plum
It sounds so rum!
848
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:56,912
What"s he demanding?
849
00:41:56,947 --> 00:41:58,642
If nature calls,
he shouldn"t be shy
850
00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:00,047
We don"t wish to pry
851
00:42:00,084 --> 00:42:05,420
I pray my husband
can"t tell that l"m lying!
852
00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:09,916
Oh, good Lord above,
I feel like dying!
853
00:42:12,062 --> 00:42:13,461
Dinner is served.
854
00:42:14,832 --> 00:42:19,098
All right
You see!
855
00:42:19,136 --> 00:42:20,763
Hungry!
856
00:42:21,338 --> 00:42:23,738
Here we are, our minds in havoc
857
00:42:23,774 --> 00:42:26,038
While he"s obsessed
by his own stomach
858
00:42:26,076 --> 00:42:29,307
lt"s a nice, light dinner,
just to say hello
859
00:42:29,346 --> 00:42:32,543
A simple meal
with dainty trifles
860
00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:34,016
Fresh cockles
861
00:42:34,051 --> 00:42:35,678
Creamed morels
862
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,277
Smoked salmon from Oslo
863
00:42:37,321 --> 00:42:38,948
And a fine Bordeaux
864
00:42:38,989 --> 00:42:42,117
A nice, light dinner,
just to say hello
865
00:42:42,159 --> 00:42:45,424
Grilled lobster
and a fat roast goose
866
00:42:45,462 --> 00:42:46,986
Chocolate mousse
867
00:42:47,031 --> 00:42:48,658
Nice and light, you know
868
00:42:48,699 --> 00:42:51,998
A nice, light dinner,
just to say hello
869
00:42:52,036 --> 00:42:55,403
lt"s a nice, light dinner,
just to say hello
870
00:42:55,439 --> 00:42:58,431
A simple meal
with dainty trifles
871
00:42:58,475 --> 00:43:00,067
Fresh cockles
872
00:43:00,110 --> 00:43:01,702
Creamed morels
873
00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:05,272
Smoked salmon from Oslo
And a fine Bordeaux
874
00:43:05,316 --> 00:43:08,376
A nice, light dinner,
just to say hello
875
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:11,855
Grilled lobster
and a fat roast goose
876
00:43:11,889 --> 00:43:13,413
Chocolate mousse
877
00:43:13,457 --> 00:43:15,015
Nice and light, you know
878
00:43:15,059 --> 00:43:19,223
A nice, light dinner,
just to say hello
879
00:43:21,198 --> 00:43:24,463
AND TEN DAYS LATER
AT 7:00 P. M...
880
00:43:25,636 --> 00:43:28,298
MR. AND MRS. GEORGES VALANDRAY
REQUEST THE HONOUR
881
00:43:28,339 --> 00:43:30,899
OF YOUR PRESENCE FRIDAY,
OCTOBER 30, 9:00 TO MIDNIGHT.
882
00:43:30,941 --> 00:43:32,568
AN EXCERPT FROM
CHARLES BRUNNER"S PLAY
883
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:34,271
"PRIMITIVE SOULS"
WILL BE PRESENTED.
884
00:43:42,987 --> 00:43:43,976
Get him something to drink.
885
00:43:44,021 --> 00:43:46,148
Something nice and cold.
A cocktail.
886
00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:47,214
Thank you, my dears.
887
00:43:47,257 --> 00:43:48,383
No, slap him on the back.
888
00:43:48,425 --> 00:43:52,225
Thank you, it will soon pass.
It"s nerves!
889
00:43:52,262 --> 00:43:53,490
Give him a scare!
890
00:43:55,199 --> 00:43:57,167
I hate this.
891
00:43:58,235 --> 00:44:00,396
It"s not my fault.
892
00:44:00,437 --> 00:44:02,530
Faradel, what are you
doing here?
893
00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:03,972
What am I doing here?
894
00:44:04,008 --> 00:44:06,169
Tonight"s soir�e,
I had an invitation.
895
00:44:06,210 --> 00:44:07,871
To come and listen
to a new piece
896
00:44:07,911 --> 00:44:09,105
by Monsieur Charles Brunner.
897
00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:11,307
Well, hurry to your seat
in the hallway
898
00:44:11,348 --> 00:44:13,816
and listen to the music
that sets the atmosphere.
899
00:44:14,585 --> 00:44:16,519
But I have hiccups.
900
00:44:17,054 --> 00:44:19,181
People will think it"s jazz.
Off you go.
901
00:44:22,459 --> 00:44:23,790
These artistic soir�es!
902
00:44:25,963 --> 00:44:27,794
Good Lord,
what a terrible headache!
903
00:44:27,831 --> 00:44:30,891
Huguette, you can do
me a favour!
904
00:44:30,934 --> 00:44:31,958
L"d be delighted!
905
00:44:32,002 --> 00:44:34,630
I have to get all these young
ladies into their costumes.
906
00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:36,230
Please seat the guests.
907
00:44:36,273 --> 00:44:37,865
- Certainly, Mademoiselle!
- Mesdemoiselles!
908
00:44:37,908 --> 00:44:39,933
We"re rushed for time.
909
00:44:39,977 --> 00:44:41,467
L"ll take you through myself.
910
00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:44,811
We"re dressing in Madame
Valandray"s bedroom. Follow me.
911
00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:46,440
I much prefer that.
912
00:44:48,318 --> 00:44:49,945
Well, he"s very much at home!
913
00:44:49,987 --> 00:44:54,219
He"s so kind.
So active, so youthful!
914
00:44:54,258 --> 00:44:55,987
Are you still as keen?
915
00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:57,618
More than ever!
916
00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:02,162
Bravo. Love is such
a beautiful thing!
917
00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,232
Have you stepped in
on my behalf?
918
00:45:05,269 --> 00:45:06,634
Of course!
919
00:45:06,670 --> 00:45:07,864
And?
920
00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:20,611
And then?
921
00:45:21,618 --> 00:45:25,816
He refuses to listen.
But I didn"t tell him your name.
922
00:45:26,957 --> 00:45:28,015
Thank you.
923
00:45:32,963 --> 00:45:35,193
In that case,
l"ll speak to him myself!
924
00:45:36,533 --> 00:45:38,091
That"s not really
the done thing.
925
00:45:38,135 --> 00:45:40,365
But it"s still the best way
to get results!
926
00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,917
What a crush.
Such a mad scramble.
927
00:45:56,954 --> 00:45:58,819
I thought that l"d never
be here on time.
928
00:45:58,856 --> 00:46:01,825
Charly"s painting is hanging
there in the large drawing room.
929
00:46:01,859 --> 00:46:03,417
Yes, his total art!
930
00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:05,985
Well, there was such a crowd
that I got jammed in.
931
00:46:06,029 --> 00:46:08,190
You speak slang now?
932
00:46:08,232 --> 00:46:12,225
Lt"s not slang. The way
Paris is going these days,
933
00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:14,396
l"m afraid we"re
all in the same boat!
934
00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:16,564
On the avenue
935
00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:18,871
I was speeding, in a stew
936
00:46:18,909 --> 00:46:20,638
The cop on the plot
Tinpot despot
937
00:46:20,677 --> 00:46:22,645
Fined me on the spot
938
00:46:22,679 --> 00:46:26,046
On the street so wide
Traffic flowed from every side
939
00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:27,710
Like an assault
Not through my fault
940
00:46:27,751 --> 00:46:29,013
Grinding to a halt!
941
00:46:29,052 --> 00:46:32,544
And so I found myself jammed in
942
00:46:32,589 --> 00:46:36,218
The cop took it all right
on the chin
943
00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:37,818
And despite his rank
944
00:46:37,861 --> 00:46:39,761
My words were too frank
945
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,355
He gave a grin
Then took me in
946
00:46:41,398 --> 00:46:43,195
I spent the night in the tank
947
00:46:43,233 --> 00:46:46,669
And so I found myself jammed in
948
00:46:46,703 --> 00:46:50,230
And my wife,
her poor mind in a spin
949
00:46:50,274 --> 00:46:52,037
In her stress
Called the press
950
00:46:52,075 --> 00:46:53,838
And told them out of her wits
951
00:46:53,877 --> 00:46:58,007
My husband"s been
chopped to tiny bits
952
00:46:58,048 --> 00:47:01,313
Since not so long ago
Paris has changed so
953
00:47:01,351 --> 00:47:03,182
All her best sights
Full of Levites
954
00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:05,051
And gruff Muscovites
955
00:47:05,088 --> 00:47:08,387
Or with Spaniards
Camping out on the boulevards
956
00:47:08,425 --> 00:47:10,222
Worse than Venice
Ancient Memphis
957
00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:11,591
But it"s not Paris!
958
00:47:11,628 --> 00:47:15,064
And so we find ourselves
jammed in
959
00:47:15,098 --> 00:47:18,499
By people their fortune
here to win
960
00:47:18,535 --> 00:47:20,196
In the bars
You"ve Magyars
961
00:47:20,237 --> 00:47:22,296
With cashiers
From Algiers
962
00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:24,034
From Vadodara
Or from Ankara
963
00:47:24,074 --> 00:47:25,701
We"ll end up with cholera
964
00:47:25,742 --> 00:47:29,178
And so we find ourselves
jammed in
965
00:47:29,213 --> 00:47:32,671
Sweep them out
before they settle in
966
00:47:32,716 --> 00:47:33,705
They show gall
967
00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:36,241
Take it all
While we sit by and just cry
968
00:47:36,286 --> 00:47:40,120
Who"ll get us out
of the jam we"re in?
969
00:47:40,157 --> 00:47:42,489
A man must never let himself
get jammed in!
970
00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:46,060
What were you saying
about me this time?
971
00:47:46,096 --> 00:47:48,326
My poor little Gilberte.
You"re so nervous.
972
00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:50,526
Is Thomson here yet?
973
00:47:50,567 --> 00:47:52,797
I thought you"d ask me that.
974
00:47:52,836 --> 00:47:56,135
Yes, I just saw him
at the buffet, where else?
975
00:47:56,173 --> 00:48:01,475
Excellent. Excuse me,
I need to have a word with him.
976
00:48:04,147 --> 00:48:07,412
See that? Lt"s been that way
for a week now,
977
00:48:07,451 --> 00:48:09,316
ever since Thomson got here.
978
00:48:09,353 --> 00:48:10,980
They"re always chasing after
one another.
979
00:48:11,021 --> 00:48:12,386
They can"t bear to be apart
for a minute!
980
00:48:12,422 --> 00:48:14,913
You"re proof that
they share the same tastes.
981
00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:17,256
He has moved in here,
he takes all his meals here.
982
00:48:17,294 --> 00:48:19,159
I see more of him now
than when we were married.
983
00:48:19,196 --> 00:48:21,323
- And what"s he like?
- Very polite.
984
00:48:21,365 --> 00:48:23,390
So what are you
complaining about?
985
00:48:23,433 --> 00:48:25,628
This. Watch.
986
00:48:27,671 --> 00:48:29,002
He"s like the police.
987
00:48:29,039 --> 00:48:31,269
He"s following me like a thief.
988
00:48:31,308 --> 00:48:33,208
Or like the French President!
989
00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:36,076
He saw I was with you,
so he turned away!
990
00:48:36,113 --> 00:48:38,081
He"s not likely
to be drawn to me!
991
00:48:43,086 --> 00:48:44,383
I can"t take anymore.
992
00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:46,582
That music has
a totally numbing effect on me.
993
00:48:46,623 --> 00:48:48,784
Dear me, Faradel,
are you deserting?
994
00:48:48,825 --> 00:48:52,659
My neighbours keep complaining
that my hiccups annoy them.
995
00:48:52,696 --> 00:48:54,391
- Some people are leaving.
- What?
996
00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:57,730
You"re driving our guests away.
I must stop them.
997
00:48:57,768 --> 00:49:00,965
At last, alone with you.
998
00:49:01,004 --> 00:49:03,472
Oh, no, Faradel,
spare me your declarations.
999
00:49:03,507 --> 00:49:07,534
You"ve been giving me the cold
shoulder for two weeks now.
1000
00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:10,137
Everything I do is wrong.
Everything I think.
1001
00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:12,080
Don"t exaggerate.
You don"t think!
1002
00:49:12,115 --> 00:49:15,312
Yes, I do, I think that you
really must come
1003
00:49:15,352 --> 00:49:18,185
to that little ground floor flat
l"ve prepared for you!
1004
00:49:18,221 --> 00:49:20,519
It won"t see me for a long time.
1005
00:49:21,658 --> 00:49:22,989
You"re so cruel.
1006
00:49:23,026 --> 00:49:25,927
During the day, I only ever
undress at my couturier"s.
1007
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:29,023
But a fitting with you, well,
I can"t quite see that.
1008
00:49:30,167 --> 00:49:33,000
I merely need to imagine
the look on your face.
1009
00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:38,066
Your face. Then, when you...
1010
00:49:38,108 --> 00:49:41,168
l"m cured of the notion of
adultery before even trying it.
1011
00:49:44,681 --> 00:49:46,012
You"re like a Member
of Parliament:
1012
00:49:46,049 --> 00:49:48,074
You promise the moon
when you"re a candidate
1013
00:49:48,118 --> 00:49:50,484
but everything withers away
once you"re in the chamber.
1014
00:49:52,889 --> 00:49:56,985
L"m delighted to see
Monsieur Faradel.
1015
00:49:57,027 --> 00:49:58,551
So am I, Monsieur Thomson!
1016
00:49:58,595 --> 00:50:01,723
I am particularly pleased
to see Monsieur Faradel.
1017
00:50:01,765 --> 00:50:03,164
The pleasure"s mutual,
Monsieur Thomson!
1018
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,395
You please me enormously.
1019
00:50:05,435 --> 00:50:07,096
I would never have guessed.
1020
00:50:07,137 --> 00:50:10,629
L"ll leave you.
I have to get into my costume.
1021
00:50:13,310 --> 00:50:15,039
He"s been listening again.
1022
00:50:15,078 --> 00:50:16,841
I must get rid of the man!
1023
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:21,180
And I want to give you
a word of advice, dear old boy.
1024
00:50:22,252 --> 00:50:23,742
Sit down.
1025
00:50:24,588 --> 00:50:28,149
In America, when a deal is...
1026
00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:30,523
what"s the word...
1027
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:34,018
when someone"s
drowning, their head...
1028
00:50:34,064 --> 00:50:35,053
Goes under!
1029
00:50:35,098 --> 00:50:36,690
That"s it, goes under.
1030
00:50:36,733 --> 00:50:42,000
In America,
when a deal goes under,
1031
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:44,735
we never push the issue,
we forget it.
1032
00:50:46,843 --> 00:50:48,606
- And you"re right!
- You think so?
1033
00:50:48,645 --> 00:50:52,308
So if you think so,
why keep at it?
1034
00:50:52,349 --> 00:50:54,909
I keep at it.
Yes, it"s a waste of time.
1035
00:50:54,951 --> 00:50:57,146
You might miss other
interesting deals.
1036
00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:00,754
I don"t quite follow you.
1037
00:51:02,993 --> 00:51:07,054
When a woman doesn"t
want to go to bed,
1038
00:51:07,097 --> 00:51:10,225
there are so many others who
love to slip between the sheets.
1039
00:51:10,267 --> 00:51:12,258
You deprive them.
1040
00:51:12,302 --> 00:51:14,566
Do you understand,
my dear fellow?
1041
00:51:14,604 --> 00:51:15,662
Not a word!
1042
00:51:15,705 --> 00:51:20,904
Yes, you do understand.
Leave that person alone.
1043
00:51:20,944 --> 00:51:25,608
I feel remarkably fond of you.
1044
00:51:25,649 --> 00:51:28,948
I wouldn"t want to have to give
you advice every day.
1045
00:51:28,985 --> 00:51:30,577
You understand, my old fellow.
1046
00:51:32,823 --> 00:51:35,917
Thank you. Thank you.
You slapped me on the back.
1047
00:51:35,959 --> 00:51:38,792
That"s cleared up my hiccups.
1048
00:51:38,829 --> 00:51:40,387
L"ve been de-hiccuped!
1049
00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:03,241
Here he is at last.
Hello, Sam.
1050
00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:06,615
My name is Eric.
1051
00:52:06,656 --> 00:52:08,647
But back there,
I always called you Sam.
1052
00:52:08,692 --> 00:52:11,889
You don"t remember? I thought it
was nicer, more American.
1053
00:52:11,928 --> 00:52:14,192
Here, it"s another
kettle of fish.
1054
00:52:14,231 --> 00:52:15,459
Why are you talking
about fish?
1055
00:52:15,499 --> 00:52:17,524
An English saying.
1056
00:52:17,567 --> 00:52:20,001
I see. L"ll answer
with a few French sayings
1057
00:52:20,036 --> 00:52:21,333
to clear everything up.
1058
00:52:21,371 --> 00:52:23,498
Indeed.
1059
00:52:23,540 --> 00:52:26,065
- Don"t wake a sleeping cat.
- Because?
1060
00:52:26,109 --> 00:52:27,906
Because it has claws.
1061
00:52:27,944 --> 00:52:29,969
- What"s done is done.
- So you think!
1062
00:52:30,013 --> 00:52:32,709
Don"t disturb
a very happy marriage.
1063
00:52:32,749 --> 00:52:36,014
You don"t always have
what you dream of in life.
1064
00:52:36,052 --> 00:52:39,215
Alas, I know
what l"m talking about.
1065
00:52:40,390 --> 00:52:43,188
At times, you need to be content
with what you have.
1066
00:52:47,964 --> 00:52:51,525
L"ve often dreamt
like all the girls
1067
00:52:51,568 --> 00:52:56,938
Of cuddling here on my knee
1068
00:52:56,973 --> 00:53:00,374
A baby with pretty blonde curls
1069
00:53:00,410 --> 00:53:06,315
However that never came to be
1070
00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:09,876
And now here I am an old maid
1071
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:14,380
Well, not old,
a slip of the tongue
1072
00:53:14,424 --> 00:53:19,726
For l"m not that starchy
and staid
1073
00:53:19,763 --> 00:53:25,030
And this heart of mine
is still young
1074
00:53:25,068 --> 00:53:29,300
lt"s younger than yours is now
1075
00:53:29,339 --> 00:53:33,901
But since it"s young
with no design
1076
00:53:33,944 --> 00:53:38,506
I spoil others" children anyhow
1077
00:53:38,548 --> 00:53:45,920
Wishing so that they were mine
1078
00:53:48,024 --> 00:53:57,592
When you cannot have
what you love
1079
00:53:57,634 --> 00:54:06,565
Treat what you already
have with love
1080
00:54:07,477 --> 00:54:12,414
Just try to be content
1081
00:54:12,449 --> 00:54:16,351
With the lot you"ve been sent
1082
00:54:16,386 --> 00:54:28,696
When you cannot have
what you love
1083
00:54:31,534 --> 00:54:34,401
You"re not a bad girl,
Mademoiselle Poumaillac.
1084
00:54:34,437 --> 00:54:37,634
And you"re not a bad boy
either, Thomson.
1085
00:54:37,674 --> 00:54:38,732
Come, come, Sam,
1086
00:54:38,775 --> 00:54:41,243
you"re just excessively shy,
I know you well.
1087
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:42,768
And you"re afraid of women.
1088
00:54:52,155 --> 00:54:53,850
- That"s...
- But why?
1089
00:54:55,859 --> 00:54:58,487
It happened when I was knee high
to a grasshopper!
1090
00:54:58,528 --> 00:54:59,654
A grasshopper?
1091
00:54:59,696 --> 00:55:05,259
Yes, just a little boy.
Tiny, in short pants.
1092
00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:09,102
One day, my schoolmistress
kissed me on the lips.
1093
00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:10,470
They do that in America, too?
1094
00:55:10,507 --> 00:55:15,410
Oh, a lot. It created such an
incredible revolution within
1095
00:55:15,445 --> 00:55:17,470
that I swore never
to let another woman
1096
00:55:17,514 --> 00:55:19,379
lay her lips on mine.
1097
00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:20,678
Seriously!
1098
00:55:20,717 --> 00:55:23,880
I don"t usually laugh
about sad things.
1099
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,751
So you were married
to Gilberte for six months
1100
00:55:25,789 --> 00:55:28,485
and never once exchanged such
a kiss, the prelude to love?
1101
00:55:28,525 --> 00:55:29,685
Never!
1102
00:55:29,726 --> 00:55:32,058
- Well, you"re quite something.
- I am!
1103
00:55:32,095 --> 00:55:34,689
- You did have other kisses?
- Oh, I had everything!
1104
00:55:34,731 --> 00:55:37,427
But not on the lips,
it"s not hygienic.
1105
00:55:37,467 --> 00:55:40,095
You poor man, perhaps that"s
what led to your divorce.
1106
00:55:42,772 --> 00:55:45,707
But that"s all over now
and you shouldn"t be
1107
00:55:45,742 --> 00:55:48,074
such a regular fixture
in your successor"s home.
1108
00:55:48,111 --> 00:55:49,100
Why not?
1109
00:55:49,145 --> 00:55:50,669
L"m staying.
1110
00:55:50,714 --> 00:55:54,844
And l"m happy to see you, too,
you"re a dear old thing.
1111
00:55:54,884 --> 00:55:57,546
Let me shake your hand.
1112
00:55:57,587 --> 00:55:59,953
There"s something charming
about this fellow.
1113
00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:10,499
He"s charming
but I must find a way
1114
00:56:10,533 --> 00:56:11,727
to rid Gilberte of him.
1115
00:56:11,768 --> 00:56:11,835
Oh, I know.
1116
00:56:11,835 --> 00:56:13,826
Oh, I know.
1117
00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:15,861
Huguette. Do you want
to marry a millionaire?
1118
00:56:15,905 --> 00:56:17,236
- Me?
- Nothing easier.
1119
00:56:17,273 --> 00:56:20,208
You just need to get Mr. Thomson
to kiss you on the lips.
1120
00:56:20,243 --> 00:56:22,677
But, Mademoiselle, I have no
desire to marry a millionaire.
1121
00:56:22,712 --> 00:56:23,804
I forgot.
1122
00:56:23,847 --> 00:56:26,509
She"s taken, but l"ll set all
the other girls after him,
1123
00:56:26,549 --> 00:56:27,982
and there are plenty.
1124
00:56:28,017 --> 00:56:29,917
The freer they are,
the better.
1125
00:56:29,953 --> 00:56:32,319
Oh, a Mexican!
1126
00:56:34,324 --> 00:56:39,956
Total art. It"s frightening
just how total this boy is.
1127
00:56:44,667 --> 00:56:46,464
You look magnificent!
1128
00:56:46,503 --> 00:56:48,130
Kind of you to say so.
1129
00:56:50,006 --> 00:56:51,633
So, you"re going to perform.
1130
00:56:51,674 --> 00:56:53,699
Yes, later on, with Gilberte.
1131
00:56:55,545 --> 00:56:57,877
It"s a tableau taken from
my work "Primitive Souls."
1132
00:56:57,914 --> 00:56:59,404
I know!
1133
00:57:00,917 --> 00:57:02,350
Do you find Gilberte attractive?
1134
00:57:02,385 --> 00:57:03,545
She"s a woman who...
1135
00:57:03,586 --> 00:57:06,384
Forget her, married women
aren"t this year"s fashion.
1136
00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:07,754
They"re out of date.
1137
00:57:08,458 --> 00:57:10,517
Like Mademoiselle Poumaillac
you"re trying to marry me off.
1138
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:11,549
Was she wrong to?
1139
00:57:11,594 --> 00:57:14,188
Not her.
But the young woman who...
1140
00:57:14,230 --> 00:57:16,926
Don"t say anything
unpleasant, I know her!
1141
00:57:16,966 --> 00:57:19,730
What madness came over her
to make her want to marry me?
1142
00:57:19,769 --> 00:57:22,294
As a tender young girl, she
immediately thought of marriage.
1143
00:57:24,908 --> 00:57:26,307
That would have been madness!
1144
00:57:26,342 --> 00:57:29,709
But she figured it out!
She is not stupid!
1145
00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:35,342
She was telling me
that a mayoral sash
1146
00:57:35,385 --> 00:57:39,754
or a cassock aren"t always
necessary to unite two beings.
1147
00:57:39,789 --> 00:57:43,088
And that a girl can give herself
to the man she"s chosen
1148
00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:46,527
without a crowd of five hundred
to back her up.
1149
00:57:46,563 --> 00:57:48,997
L"m sure you share her opinion
on that point.
1150
00:57:49,833 --> 00:57:51,198
Not exactly!
1151
00:57:52,769 --> 00:57:54,066
How can that be?
1152
00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:59,502
Lt"s much better to remain
within the norm
1153
00:57:59,542 --> 00:58:03,945
and follow the precepts
of traditional... morality.
1154
00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:05,311
Meaning?
1155
00:58:07,283 --> 00:58:08,614
Meaning...
1156
00:58:11,754 --> 00:58:15,190
she could marry someone
who counts less for her and,
1157
00:58:15,225 --> 00:58:18,353
once married, give herself
to the man of her choice
1158
00:58:18,394 --> 00:58:21,158
with an affair that follows
the social norm.
1159
00:58:22,098 --> 00:58:24,191
You can tell your friend that.
1160
00:58:24,234 --> 00:58:26,327
All the same,
she"d have to be sure
1161
00:58:26,369 --> 00:58:28,769
that the crumbs
will lead to the cake.
1162
00:58:30,173 --> 00:58:32,073
The cake"s telling you so.
1163
00:58:33,743 --> 00:58:35,973
Well then,
l"ll give her the message.
1164
00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:42,240
Marvellous!
1165
00:58:42,285 --> 00:58:43,912
I adore this costume.
1166
00:58:46,623 --> 00:58:49,683
It might be wise to
rehearse one last time.
1167
00:58:49,726 --> 00:58:52,286
Perhaps.
I do feel a little nervous.
1168
00:58:52,328 --> 00:58:54,694
L"ll leave you
to work in peace.
1169
00:58:54,731 --> 00:58:56,494
Could you tell
the other young ladies,
1170
00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:58,933
who must be in costume by now,
to enter on cue?
1171
00:58:58,968 --> 00:59:00,060
All right.
1172
00:59:01,137 --> 00:59:02,866
Of course,
it"s easy for her.
1173
00:59:02,906 --> 00:59:04,703
I don"t dress up as a Mexican.
1174
00:59:04,741 --> 00:59:05,730
Let"s rehearse!
1175
00:59:05,775 --> 00:59:09,211
Just a second.
Let me admire you first.
1176
00:59:10,079 --> 00:59:14,345
In that costume, I see you and
another woman at the same time.
1177
00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:15,851
Gilberte, if only you"d...
1178
00:59:15,885 --> 00:59:18,149
Soon you"ll be offering
to show me
1179
00:59:18,187 --> 00:59:19,677
your bachelor flat like Faradel.
1180
00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:22,384
- Faradel has offered you...
- No, he hasn"t.
1181
00:59:22,425 --> 00:59:25,519
Let"s get one thing clear:
L"ll never be your mistress.
1182
00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:27,860
But you allow me
to be your lover!
1183
00:59:27,897 --> 00:59:32,459
Silly man. That"s all over now.
Let"s rehearse.
1184
00:59:34,237 --> 00:59:35,431
Let"s rehearse.
1185
00:59:37,807 --> 00:59:41,709
Remember what l"m symbolizing
with "Primitive Souls"?
1186
00:59:41,744 --> 00:59:43,803
Love in the different races.
1187
00:59:43,846 --> 00:59:45,006
Again!
1188
00:59:45,882 --> 00:59:47,349
- What?
- Nothing.
1189
00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:51,713
I must cure him of his spying.
1190
00:59:55,692 --> 00:59:57,125
Go back to what you were
saying before.
1191
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:58,650
Before?
1192
00:59:58,695 --> 01:00:00,424
- He claims he"s in love.
- Talk about love?
1193
01:00:00,463 --> 01:00:02,328
- Of course.
- But you just forbade me to!
1194
01:00:02,365 --> 01:00:04,856
L"m allowing you to now, so...
1195
01:00:04,901 --> 01:00:08,098
Just a second.
Let me gather my thoughts.
1196
01:00:08,972 --> 01:00:12,499
Gilberte, if only you would,
for months now l"ve longed to.
1197
01:00:12,542 --> 01:00:15,033
You know, on the day
you were married...
1198
01:00:15,078 --> 01:00:18,241
- Warmer, warmer.
- I never mentioned this to you.
1199
01:00:18,281 --> 01:00:19,771
Mention it, please, mention it.
1200
01:00:19,816 --> 01:00:24,685
Gilberte, I desire you madly,
your pliant body.
1201
01:00:24,721 --> 01:00:26,712
L"d make a wonderful
little lover,
1202
01:00:26,756 --> 01:00:28,018
will you let me?
1203
01:00:28,057 --> 01:00:30,287
Yes, I can tell you want that.
1204
01:00:34,697 --> 01:00:37,029
How silly, I didn"t find
that at all unpleasant.
1205
01:00:42,138 --> 01:00:44,106
He"s gone,
that"s done the trick.
1206
01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:46,040
- Enough now!
- I haven"t even started.
1207
01:00:46,075 --> 01:00:47,474
Come on, let"s rehearse!
1208
01:00:47,510 --> 01:00:50,343
You were saying that as Mexico
I represented...
1209
01:00:50,380 --> 01:00:52,746
The last traces of the Redskins.
1210
01:00:55,151 --> 01:00:58,018
- You"re a young maiden.
- I like that idea.
1211
01:00:58,054 --> 01:01:01,148
And you love
this adventurer fellow
1212
01:01:01,190 --> 01:01:02,817
who camps up in the mountains,
1213
01:01:02,859 --> 01:01:05,327
the attraction of purity
for the rogue.
1214
01:01:05,361 --> 01:01:06,726
And you"re the rogue.
1215
01:01:06,763 --> 01:01:08,094
That"s me!
1216
01:01:09,032 --> 01:01:11,398
All right, let"s start.
1217
01:01:12,735 --> 01:01:18,833
In the Sierra,
the night replaces day
1218
01:01:18,875 --> 01:01:22,538
You quietly come my way
1219
01:01:22,578 --> 01:01:25,570
My heart just flies away
1220
01:01:28,351 --> 01:01:34,085
Beneath tall palms,
in the aromatic night
1221
01:01:34,123 --> 01:01:37,684
My resistance is slight
1222
01:01:37,727 --> 01:01:41,891
And your sweet voice
takes flight
1223
01:01:42,799 --> 01:01:45,267
People tell me
1224
01:01:45,301 --> 01:01:48,270
You"re cruel without a care
1225
01:01:48,304 --> 01:01:50,465
But all I see
1226
01:01:50,506 --> 01:01:53,669
Is love beyond compare
But I knew it
1227
01:01:55,978 --> 01:01:59,106
I saw as we embraced
1228
01:01:59,148 --> 01:02:01,616
That your jacket
1229
01:02:01,651 --> 01:02:04,586
Now bore a bloody trace
1230
01:02:04,620 --> 01:02:07,453
The other man died
1231
01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:10,920
Oh, my sweet pride!
1232
01:02:12,295 --> 01:02:15,059
In joy I cried
1233
01:02:20,169 --> 01:02:26,438
Oh, ecstasy divine!
1234
01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:32,847
L"ll build to you a shrine
1235
01:02:32,882 --> 01:02:38,980
Your lips brush against mine
1236
01:02:39,021 --> 01:02:44,118
With a kiss so sweet
1237
01:02:45,128 --> 01:02:51,533
I fear but I submit
1238
01:02:51,567 --> 01:02:57,699
And after I taste it
1239
01:02:57,740 --> 01:03:04,407
My soul I do forfeit
1240
01:03:04,447 --> 01:03:13,583
To this thrill so fleet
1241
01:03:17,693 --> 01:03:23,529
Oh, ecstasy divine!
1242
01:03:23,566 --> 01:03:29,630
L"ll build to you a shrine
1243
01:03:29,672 --> 01:03:35,474
Your lips brush against mine
1244
01:03:35,511 --> 01:03:44,476
With a kiss so sweet
1245
01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:51,286
- Gilberte.
- Farewell, Charly.
1246
01:03:51,327 --> 01:03:53,158
What a woman!
1247
01:03:53,196 --> 01:03:55,494
My blood"s boiling.
L"ll have her.
1248
01:03:57,133 --> 01:03:58,122
Faradel.
1249
01:04:01,037 --> 01:04:03,164
Faradel, just the chap.
1250
01:04:03,206 --> 01:04:06,039
Faradel, l"d like you to lend me
your bachelor flat.
1251
01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:09,607
I need to arrange
a private meeting.
1252
01:04:09,645 --> 01:04:13,411
She isn"t the kind one can
simply summon to a hotel room.
1253
01:04:13,449 --> 01:04:16,885
Faradel, a Don Juan
such as yourself
1254
01:04:16,919 --> 01:04:18,546
must have a small bachelor flat.
1255
01:04:18,588 --> 01:04:19,850
But I don"t.
1256
01:04:19,889 --> 01:04:21,186
I know you do.
1257
01:04:21,224 --> 01:04:24,387
I mean, I used to have
a bachelor flat.
1258
01:04:24,427 --> 01:04:27,191
My lease has been terminated
to rent it to some foreigner.
1259
01:04:27,230 --> 01:04:29,994
What a bother!
1260
01:04:30,032 --> 01:04:32,262
Today"s the thirtieth.
1261
01:04:32,301 --> 01:04:34,792
Tomorrow, the thirty-first,
is the last day.
1262
01:04:34,837 --> 01:04:36,099
One day"s all I need.
1263
01:04:36,138 --> 01:04:37,366
We can manage it!
1264
01:04:37,406 --> 01:04:39,101
Be my guest!
1265
01:04:39,141 --> 01:04:41,905
You"re a true brother and,
believe me, l"ll treat the place
1266
01:04:41,944 --> 01:04:44,242
as if you were receiving
your cherished one there.
1267
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,009
L"m sure you will!
1268
01:04:46,048 --> 01:04:47,447
L"ll put myself in your shoes.
1269
01:04:47,483 --> 01:04:49,212
Sorry, but l"m afraid
l"ll be in yours.
1270
01:04:49,252 --> 01:04:52,278
That"s right.
L"ll see you later.
1271
01:04:54,323 --> 01:04:56,587
This is exhausting. L"m in
a state of total excitement.
1272
01:04:58,494 --> 01:04:59,825
Did you rehearse well
with Gilberte?
1273
01:04:59,862 --> 01:05:01,386
I certainly did.
1274
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:05,862
L"d like your advice.
1275
01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:08,200
- My advice?
- Yes.
1276
01:05:08,237 --> 01:05:11,206
I wish to attempt
to conquer Mr. Thomson.
1277
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:13,037
I want to get him to marry me.
1278
01:05:13,075 --> 01:05:15,270
- Do you know why?
- I can guess.
1279
01:05:16,612 --> 01:05:18,546
Apparently, all a girl
needs to do
1280
01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:20,776
is convince him to kiss her
on the lips.
1281
01:05:20,816 --> 01:05:21,805
That"s all?
1282
01:05:21,851 --> 01:05:24,342
That"s all,
but I lack experience.
1283
01:05:24,387 --> 01:05:27,550
What must a girl do
to get a man to kiss her?
1284
01:05:27,590 --> 01:05:29,023
That"s a tough one.
1285
01:05:30,459 --> 01:05:32,154
It"s harder than you"re told
1286
01:05:32,194 --> 01:05:35,322
To charm a man
who"s so very cold
1287
01:05:36,165 --> 01:05:37,860
And that"s true, you"ll grant
1288
01:05:37,900 --> 01:05:40,926
When a girl"s a mere debutante
1289
01:05:41,804 --> 01:05:43,431
But what can you do
1290
01:05:43,472 --> 01:05:46,498
When he tries hard
to ignore you?
1291
01:05:47,476 --> 01:05:48,807
You"d do what you could
1292
01:05:48,844 --> 01:05:50,175
To do any good
1293
01:05:50,212 --> 01:05:52,680
To that lump of wood
1294
01:05:52,715 --> 01:05:54,706
I could act like l"m effete
1295
01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:57,014
Now that"s quite sweet!
1296
01:05:58,087 --> 01:06:00,180
I could act like a naiad
1297
01:06:00,222 --> 01:06:02,247
Now that"s not bad!
1298
01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:06,053
Or perhaps to make a start
1299
01:06:06,095 --> 01:06:08,893
I could play a young sweetheart
1300
01:06:08,931 --> 01:06:11,627
As a saucy little tyke
1301
01:06:11,667 --> 01:06:14,329
Now that I like!
1302
01:06:14,370 --> 01:06:16,497
I could wear a suit that"s neat
1303
01:06:16,539 --> 01:06:18,404
Now that"s quite sweet!
1304
01:06:19,875 --> 01:06:21,968
To make me look like a lad
1305
01:06:22,011 --> 01:06:24,241
Now that"s not bad!
1306
01:06:25,514 --> 01:06:28,005
Tell me now, what would you say
1307
01:06:28,050 --> 01:06:30,644
If my stocking pulls this way
1308
01:06:30,686 --> 01:06:33,382
And shows a patch of skin?
1309
01:06:33,422 --> 01:06:36,687
Now there you win!
1310
01:06:36,726 --> 01:06:38,660
This is rather grand!
1311
01:06:38,694 --> 01:06:41,424
Finding a student
who can understand
1312
01:06:42,465 --> 01:06:44,160
lt"s such a delight
1313
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:47,863
To look good
in your teacher"s sight
1314
01:06:47,903 --> 01:06:49,530
But remember now
1315
01:06:49,572 --> 01:06:53,372
l"m just helping, you"ll allow
1316
01:06:53,409 --> 01:06:54,774
Let"s see what you know
1317
01:06:54,810 --> 01:06:56,175
Which to me you owe
1318
01:06:56,212 --> 01:06:58,442
Repeat anyhow
1319
01:06:58,481 --> 01:07:00,711
l"ll use a perfume
that"s discreet
1320
01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:02,877
Now that"s quite sweet!
1321
01:07:04,286 --> 01:07:06,277
Made with myrrh
from Old Baghdad
1322
01:07:06,322 --> 01:07:08,381
Now that"s not bad!
1323
01:07:09,658 --> 01:07:12,024
I cover up my bosom
1324
01:07:12,061 --> 01:07:14,894
Leaving his eyes to fathom
1325
01:07:14,930 --> 01:07:17,455
Cleavage worthy of Vandyke
1326
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:20,367
Now that I like!
1327
01:07:20,403 --> 01:07:22,598
Then he"ll sweep me off my feet
1328
01:07:22,638 --> 01:07:24,196
Now that"s quite sweet!
1329
01:07:25,775 --> 01:07:27,902
And with a kiss
l"ll drive him mad
1330
01:07:27,943 --> 01:07:30,070
Now that"s not bad!
1331
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:33,942
L"ll move close temptingly
1332
01:07:33,983 --> 01:07:36,713
So when l"m in his arms
he"ll see
1333
01:07:36,752 --> 01:07:39,516
That my body"s made for sin
1334
01:07:39,555 --> 01:07:42,388
Now there you win!
1335
01:07:43,526 --> 01:07:45,221
Good Lord,
I really must apologize!
1336
01:07:45,261 --> 01:07:47,092
- There"s no need!
- What came over me?
1337
01:07:47,129 --> 01:07:48,790
Oh, do be quiet.
1338
01:07:48,831 --> 01:07:51,197
Charly, what are you up to?
The ladies are asking for you.
1339
01:07:51,233 --> 01:07:53,963
L"ll go to them now.
L"d quite forgotten.
1340
01:07:54,003 --> 01:07:56,403
Did you put him in such a state?
1341
01:07:56,439 --> 01:07:58,134
I don"t know.
1342
01:07:58,174 --> 01:07:59,368
Perhaps I did.
1343
01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:03,640
Mr. Thomson seems to be
in a very bad mood.
1344
01:08:03,679 --> 01:08:05,203
Indeed!
1345
01:08:05,247 --> 01:08:07,044
This is no time to seduce him.
1346
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:09,244
Besides, perhaps
I no longer need to.
1347
01:08:10,486 --> 01:08:12,078
You"re not happy, Thomson,
my dear fellow?
1348
01:08:12,121 --> 01:08:13,611
- No!
- You have a problem?
1349
01:08:13,656 --> 01:08:15,146
- Yes!
- Business?
1350
01:08:15,191 --> 01:08:16,351
- No!
- Romance?
1351
01:08:16,392 --> 01:08:18,792
- Yes!
- Perhaps you should give up.
1352
01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:20,318
- No!
- You"re as stubborn as ever.
1353
01:08:20,362 --> 01:08:21,351
Yes!
1354
01:08:21,397 --> 01:08:24,093
- And talkative with it. Lord!
- Go away!
1355
01:08:24,133 --> 01:08:25,464
Really!
1356
01:08:25,501 --> 01:08:27,332
What"s come over you
in the last hour or so?
1357
01:08:27,369 --> 01:08:29,030
Ah! Thank heavens you"re here.
1358
01:08:29,071 --> 01:08:31,130
Mr. Thomson has just made
an utterly ridiculous comment.
1359
01:08:31,173 --> 01:08:33,334
You"re the one
who must go out, immediately.
1360
01:08:33,375 --> 01:08:34,967
You must be crazy, Mr. Thomson.
1361
01:08:35,010 --> 01:08:37,342
- L"m sorry. I have my reasons.
- What reasons?
1362
01:08:37,379 --> 01:08:38,971
L"ll tell you when the lady
I don"t wish to see
1363
01:08:39,014 --> 01:08:40,003
has gone "out".
1364
01:08:40,049 --> 01:08:42,017
As soon as you apologize,
1365
01:08:42,051 --> 01:08:44,212
l"ll leave you with Gilberte,
if she so desires.
1366
01:08:44,253 --> 01:08:45,914
Yes, you really must!
1367
01:08:45,955 --> 01:08:47,684
Come on, let"s hear an apology!
1368
01:08:50,993 --> 01:08:55,692
Thank you and au revoir,
my friend, for we"ll meet again.
1369
01:08:56,565 --> 01:08:59,056
L"ll put every nubile maiden
in the place after him.
1370
01:09:02,071 --> 01:09:03,470
Speak, l"m waiting.
1371
01:09:04,573 --> 01:09:06,006
It"s not easy!
1372
01:09:07,209 --> 01:09:08,642
L"ll get straight to the point.
1373
01:09:08,677 --> 01:09:11,009
I saw a man kiss you
on the lips!
1374
01:09:11,046 --> 01:09:12,035
And then?
1375
01:09:12,081 --> 01:09:13,878
I don"t know
what he kissed then.
1376
01:09:13,916 --> 01:09:16,510
- Is that any business of yours?
- But...
1377
01:09:16,552 --> 01:09:18,452
Yes, he"s my lover.
What is it to you?
1378
01:09:18,487 --> 01:09:19,476
Damn it.
1379
01:09:19,522 --> 01:09:20,819
The cure is working.
1380
01:09:23,559 --> 01:09:25,049
- Feeling better?
- No!
1381
01:09:28,664 --> 01:09:31,030
Come, come, Eric.
Let"s have a little chat.
1382
01:09:31,066 --> 01:09:32,658
I want to!
1383
01:09:32,701 --> 01:09:34,999
If I understand correctly,
you still love me,
1384
01:09:35,037 --> 01:09:36,766
or, rather, you love me anew.
1385
01:09:36,805 --> 01:09:37,999
I think so too.
1386
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:40,304
You"re a man of
rigid principles, Eric.
1387
01:09:40,342 --> 01:09:43,243
And now l"m a fallen woman,
I have a lover.
1388
01:09:43,279 --> 01:09:45,975
You must scorn me and
cast me aside, you must leave.
1389
01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:47,277
Oh! This is terrible.
1390
01:09:47,316 --> 01:09:49,580
I desire you even more
now that I know
1391
01:09:49,618 --> 01:09:51,779
you have a lover,
a frolicsome woman.
1392
01:09:52,655 --> 01:09:55,783
I now want those lips of yours
that I always refused!
1393
01:09:55,824 --> 01:09:57,792
- Really.
- Be silent. I demand it.
1394
01:09:57,826 --> 01:09:59,350
L"m an American.
1395
01:10:01,230 --> 01:10:02,219
There you are.
1396
01:10:02,264 --> 01:10:03,925
L"ve been looking for you
everywhere.
1397
01:10:05,367 --> 01:10:06,664
What"s the matter with him?
1398
01:10:06,702 --> 01:10:08,329
These Americans are odd people.
1399
01:10:08,370 --> 01:10:10,531
You can be having a perfectly
pleasant conversation
1400
01:10:10,573 --> 01:10:12,370
and all of a sudden,
"good-bye."
1401
01:10:12,408 --> 01:10:13,636
He should leave for good.
1402
01:10:13,676 --> 01:10:15,644
- Why?
- Because he"s a pest.
1403
01:10:15,678 --> 01:10:18,146
He"s a foreigner,
he doesn"t realize.
1404
01:10:18,180 --> 01:10:19,670
Have you signed
your partnership agreement?
1405
01:10:19,715 --> 01:10:20,704
Not yet.
1406
01:10:20,749 --> 01:10:21,807
Then don"t!
1407
01:10:21,850 --> 01:10:23,818
Oh, very funny, l"d be turning
down an absolute fortune.
1408
01:10:24,620 --> 01:10:27,646
Do we need so much money
to be happy?
1409
01:10:28,524 --> 01:10:29,855
You desire
1410
01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:31,860
Many things to acquire
1411
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:33,361
You"d buy me
1412
01:10:33,395 --> 01:10:35,386
The finest jewellery
1413
01:10:35,431 --> 01:10:36,989
Everything
1414
01:10:37,032 --> 01:10:39,057
Fur coats, a diamond ring
1415
01:10:39,101 --> 01:10:40,591
But, my dear
1416
01:10:40,636 --> 01:10:42,695
I don"t need that I fear
1417
01:10:42,738 --> 01:10:44,365
Love, it"s true
1418
01:10:44,406 --> 01:10:46,306
Needs just enough for two
1419
01:10:46,342 --> 01:10:47,900
Happiness
1420
01:10:47,943 --> 01:10:50,036
Is romance, nothing less
1421
01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:51,546
After all
1422
01:10:51,580 --> 01:10:53,207
Why seek out a windfall
1423
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:54,238
For indeed
1424
01:10:54,283 --> 01:10:57,480
There"s not a lot we need
1425
01:10:57,519 --> 01:10:59,214
We don"t need a lot
1426
01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:00,847
Really not a lot
1427
01:11:00,889 --> 01:11:02,754
Just to be content
1428
01:11:02,791 --> 01:11:04,554
With love"s kind assent
1429
01:11:04,593 --> 01:11:08,085
A meal that"s frugal
but palatable
1430
01:11:08,130 --> 01:11:11,861
As the saying goes,
it"s delectable
1431
01:11:11,900 --> 01:11:13,595
We don"t need a lot
1432
01:11:13,636 --> 01:11:15,365
Really not a lot
1433
01:11:15,404 --> 01:11:17,099
A nice, narrow bed
1434
01:11:17,139 --> 01:11:18,902
With a thick bedspread
1435
01:11:18,941 --> 01:11:22,399
If the bed is small,
we"ll still be comfortable
1436
01:11:22,444 --> 01:11:23,433
Not a lot
1437
01:11:23,479 --> 01:11:25,879
Really not
We"re pleased with our lot
1438
01:11:29,218 --> 01:11:30,310
As you say
1439
01:11:30,352 --> 01:11:33,185
To be in love today
1440
01:11:34,390 --> 01:11:36,153
We don"t need a lot
1441
01:11:36,191 --> 01:11:37,920
Really not a lot
1442
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:39,587
Just to be content
1443
01:11:39,628 --> 01:11:41,493
With love"s kind assent
1444
01:11:41,530 --> 01:11:42,690
Instead of lunch
1445
01:11:42,731 --> 01:11:44,528
l"ll feed on your sweet caress
1446
01:11:44,566 --> 01:11:48,662
That will satisfy us
more than hot bouillabaisse
1447
01:11:48,704 --> 01:11:50,262
We don"t need a lot
1448
01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:52,137
Really not a lot
1449
01:11:52,174 --> 01:11:53,903
This year it"s likely
1450
01:11:53,942 --> 01:11:55,773
Coal will be costly
1451
01:11:55,811 --> 01:11:58,837
We"ll stay abed warmed
by our own tenderness
1452
01:11:58,881 --> 01:12:00,041
Not a lot
1453
01:12:00,082 --> 01:12:01,071
Really not
1454
01:12:01,116 --> 01:12:03,209
We"re pleased with our lot
1455
01:12:03,786 --> 01:12:06,050
That"s agreed then,
you"ll send Thomson packing.
1456
01:12:06,088 --> 01:12:07,612
Not on your life!
1457
01:12:14,663 --> 01:12:16,426
What if I told you
he"d been courting me?
1458
01:12:16,465 --> 01:12:18,296
L"d say it was a good thing.
1459
01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:20,734
It could make him more flexible
on the contract.
1460
01:12:20,769 --> 01:12:22,031
Really!
1461
01:12:22,071 --> 01:12:23,732
What?
1462
01:12:23,772 --> 01:12:26,206
You"re not likely to take him
as your lover, are you now?
1463
01:12:26,241 --> 01:12:29,233
Georges, you"re
too sure of yourself.
1464
01:12:29,278 --> 01:12:30,575
Or just sure of you.
1465
01:12:30,612 --> 01:12:32,170
So you"re not at all jealous?
1466
01:12:32,848 --> 01:12:34,213
Absolutely not!
1467
01:12:34,249 --> 01:12:35,807
There"s no love
without jealousy.
1468
01:12:35,851 --> 01:12:37,148
Only if you"re mad,
which l"m not.
1469
01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:40,747
Oh, no, you"re
far too calm for that.
1470
01:12:40,789 --> 01:12:42,256
You"re a real noodle.
1471
01:12:42,891 --> 01:12:44,324
Yes.
1472
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,055
L"d rather leave.
You exasperate me.
1473
01:12:48,797 --> 01:12:51,527
Having one husband who kicks up
a fuss when you don"t love him
1474
01:12:51,567 --> 01:12:53,364
and another who doesn"t
when you do,
1475
01:12:53,402 --> 01:12:55,029
well, it"s frightful.
1476
01:12:57,606 --> 01:12:59,506
How can a woman tell
which way to turn?
1477
01:13:00,876 --> 01:13:02,207
Women.
1478
01:13:02,244 --> 01:13:04,337
Honestly, Gilberte.
1479
01:13:06,115 --> 01:13:07,946
Monsieur Thomson,
you must pay a forfeit.
1480
01:13:07,983 --> 01:13:09,780
- What?
- You wagered, you lost.
1481
01:13:09,818 --> 01:13:12,252
- Oh, yes?
- You owe us a forfeit.
1482
01:13:14,423 --> 01:13:15,822
We ask anything
that we want of you.
1483
01:13:15,858 --> 01:13:17,155
And what do you want?
1484
01:13:17,926 --> 01:13:19,621
A kiss on the lips.
1485
01:13:19,661 --> 01:13:21,492
Oh! Never.
1486
01:13:22,564 --> 01:13:24,998
People say they love kissing
1487
01:13:25,033 --> 01:13:26,728
But it"s not exciting
1488
01:13:26,769 --> 01:13:28,862
I find it disgusting
1489
01:13:29,671 --> 01:13:31,935
Don"t think
that l"m cold as ice
1490
01:13:31,974 --> 01:13:33,669
But I don"t think it"s nice
1491
01:13:33,709 --> 01:13:36,837
Like some unpleasant vice
1492
01:13:36,879 --> 01:13:40,246
I don"t know any miss
1493
01:13:40,282 --> 01:13:43,809
Whom l"d let steal a kiss
1494
01:13:43,852 --> 01:13:47,310
Please leave my lips
on the shelf
1495
01:13:47,356 --> 01:13:50,655
I keep them to myself
1496
01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:53,289
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1497
01:13:53,328 --> 01:13:55,228
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1498
01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:58,700
Not on the lips!
1499
01:13:58,734 --> 01:14:00,395
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1500
01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:02,267
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1501
01:14:02,304 --> 01:14:05,899
My stomach flips
1502
01:14:05,941 --> 01:14:09,399
Not on the lips
1503
01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:13,211
His stomach flips!
1504
01:14:13,248 --> 01:14:17,014
My lips are made for talking
1505
01:14:17,052 --> 01:14:19,452
Not for kissing
1506
01:14:20,122 --> 01:14:21,111
Just a kiss!
1507
01:14:21,156 --> 01:14:22,748
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1508
01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:23,780
Just a kiss!
1509
01:14:23,826 --> 01:14:27,193
Not on the lips!
1510
01:14:27,229 --> 01:14:28,924
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1511
01:14:28,964 --> 01:14:30,727
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1512
01:14:30,766 --> 01:14:34,395
Hands off my hips
1513
01:14:34,436 --> 01:14:37,963
Not on the lips
1514
01:14:38,006 --> 01:14:39,871
Elsewhere is fine
1515
01:14:39,908 --> 01:14:41,466
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1516
01:14:41,510 --> 01:14:43,239
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1517
01:14:43,312 --> 01:14:46,304
These lips are only mine
1518
01:14:48,250 --> 01:14:50,650
Up there on the silver screen
1519
01:14:50,686 --> 01:14:52,483
Kisses can be seen
1520
01:14:52,521 --> 01:14:55,422
In every other scene
1521
01:14:55,457 --> 01:14:57,755
On the screen,
their lips are glued
1522
01:14:57,793 --> 01:14:59,624
In a kiss they ne"er conclude
1523
01:14:59,661 --> 01:15:02,653
As the public shares the mood
1524
01:15:02,698 --> 01:15:06,190
Well, I can"t say l"m keen
1525
01:15:06,235 --> 01:15:09,671
What happened to hygiene?
1526
01:15:09,705 --> 01:15:13,163
Lt"s to me my germs belong
1527
01:15:13,208 --> 01:15:16,371
I won"t pass them along
1528
01:15:17,312 --> 01:15:19,007
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1529
01:15:19,047 --> 01:15:20,981
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1530
01:15:21,016 --> 01:15:24,474
Not on the lips!
1531
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:26,112
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1532
01:15:26,154 --> 01:15:27,917
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1533
01:15:27,956 --> 01:15:31,619
My stomach flips
1534
01:15:31,660 --> 01:15:35,096
Not on the lips
1535
01:15:35,130 --> 01:15:38,657
His stomach flips!
1536
01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:42,500
My lips are made for talking
1537
01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:44,403
Not for kissing
1538
01:15:45,841 --> 01:15:47,570
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1539
01:15:47,609 --> 01:15:49,600
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1540
01:15:49,645 --> 01:15:52,910
Not on the lips!
1541
01:15:52,948 --> 01:15:54,540
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1542
01:15:54,583 --> 01:15:56,380
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1543
01:15:56,418 --> 01:16:00,081
Hands off my hips
1544
01:16:00,122 --> 01:16:03,649
Not on the lips
1545
01:16:03,692 --> 01:16:05,489
Elsewhere is fine
1546
01:16:05,527 --> 01:16:07,188
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1547
01:16:07,229 --> 01:16:08,958
Just a kiss! Just a kiss!
1548
01:16:08,997 --> 01:16:12,558
These lips are only mine
1549
01:16:17,239 --> 01:16:18,570
These young French women.
1550
01:16:18,607 --> 01:16:20,370
They"re even more of a handful
1551
01:16:20,409 --> 01:16:22,206
than their American
counterparts.
1552
01:16:25,312 --> 01:16:27,177
L"m glad to see you.
1553
01:16:27,214 --> 01:16:28,545
Why?
1554
01:16:28,582 --> 01:16:30,209
Sit down, my friend.
1555
01:16:33,620 --> 01:16:35,781
You must throw
this Charly fellow out.
1556
01:16:35,823 --> 01:16:36,812
Really? Why?
1557
01:16:36,857 --> 01:16:38,154
He"s always lurking
around your wife!
1558
01:16:38,192 --> 01:16:40,251
Keep an eye on him!
1559
01:16:40,294 --> 01:16:42,626
I have absolutely nothing
to fear there.
1560
01:16:42,663 --> 01:16:45,826
I am mathematically ensured
of Gilberte"s fidelity.
1561
01:16:45,866 --> 01:16:47,925
My theory is irrefutable.
Let me tell you:
1562
01:16:47,968 --> 01:16:49,697
A woman belongs to the first man
who possesses her,
1563
01:16:49,737 --> 01:16:52,604
as long as he"s neither a brute
nor a clumsy idiot.
1564
01:16:53,774 --> 01:16:56,368
She is his and will necessarily
return to him,
1565
01:16:56,410 --> 01:16:58,105
even if life parts them.
1566
01:16:58,779 --> 01:17:00,371
She is marked by
the indelible imprint
1567
01:17:00,414 --> 01:17:02,177
of the man who
reveals her to herself.
1568
01:17:02,216 --> 01:17:07,654
Yes, like a developer
in photography.
1569
01:17:07,688 --> 01:17:08,848
That"s why I fear nothing.
1570
01:17:08,889 --> 01:17:10,447
I was the first
in Gilberte"s case.
1571
01:17:12,192 --> 01:17:14,160
You were first?
1572
01:17:15,496 --> 01:17:16,861
Quite obviously
1573
01:17:16,897 --> 01:17:19,866
and I believe l"ve been
an excellent developer.
1574
01:17:19,900 --> 01:17:24,132
You don"t say,
a developer and fixative.
1575
01:17:31,745 --> 01:17:33,975
I mention you and you happen by
1576
01:17:34,014 --> 01:17:36,346
Would you like to tell me why?
1577
01:17:36,383 --> 01:17:38,476
He was saying
that he adored you, see
1578
01:17:38,519 --> 01:17:40,885
That"s no secret, we agree
1579
01:17:40,921 --> 01:17:43,116
Why do you tell him
with such glee?
1580
01:17:43,157 --> 01:17:45,284
Before the bomb blows
we should flee
1581
01:17:45,325 --> 01:17:47,520
He can say it again, I decree
1582
01:17:47,561 --> 01:17:49,859
- That I took your virginity!
- What did you say?
1583
01:17:49,930 --> 01:17:50,919
- Hey-hey!
- Don"t say it so
1584
01:17:50,964 --> 01:17:52,192
- Hey-ho!
- That"s not the way!
1585
01:17:52,232 --> 01:17:53,529
Hey-hey! That"s not the way!
1586
01:17:53,567 --> 01:17:55,694
He says when you
became his wife
1587
01:17:55,736 --> 01:17:57,931
He was the first,
the first man in your life
1588
01:17:57,971 --> 01:17:59,165
Yes, l"m number one
1589
01:17:59,206 --> 01:18:00,298
Next to none
1590
01:18:00,340 --> 01:18:01,432
And yet I am too
1591
01:18:01,475 --> 01:18:02,669
Oh, says who?
1592
01:18:02,709 --> 01:18:04,768
Oh, what can you do?
When you"re number two!
1593
01:18:04,812 --> 01:18:05,870
For straight off you see
1594
01:18:05,913 --> 01:18:07,141
- Good old number three
- But we"re not talking of me
1595
01:18:07,181 --> 01:18:08,239
That"s just what we say
1596
01:18:08,282 --> 01:18:09,374
Say, say, what do we say?
1597
01:18:09,416 --> 01:18:10,508
After two there"s three!
1598
01:18:10,551 --> 01:18:11,575
It must be
1599
01:18:11,652 --> 01:18:13,745
It can"t be done
With three in the queue!
1600
01:18:13,787 --> 01:18:14,811
There"s one too many
1601
01:18:14,855 --> 01:18:17,255
After two, there"s three!
1602
01:18:17,291 --> 01:18:19,725
Lt"s no fun being the second
1603
01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:22,160
He"s so very old-fashioned
1604
01:18:22,196 --> 01:18:24,255
If you"re numbers one and three
1605
01:18:24,298 --> 01:18:26,596
That can really never be
1606
01:18:26,633 --> 01:18:28,726
All these numbers,
it"s quite crazy!
1607
01:18:28,769 --> 01:18:30,862
Marriage is a lottery, you see
1608
01:18:30,904 --> 01:18:33,099
A lottery I once tried for free
1609
01:18:33,173 --> 01:18:34,765
While I had a winning spree
1610
01:18:34,808 --> 01:18:35,832
- What did you say?
- Hey-hey!
1611
01:18:35,876 --> 01:18:36,865
- Don"t say it so
- Hey-ho!
1612
01:18:36,910 --> 01:18:39,037
- That"s not the way!
- Hey-hey! That"s not the way!
1613
01:18:39,079 --> 01:18:41,343
He says when you
became his wife
1614
01:18:41,381 --> 01:18:43,576
He was the first,
the first man in your life
1615
01:18:43,617 --> 01:18:44,743
Yes, l"m number one
1616
01:18:44,785 --> 01:18:46,047
Next to none
1617
01:18:46,086 --> 01:18:47,178
And yet I am too
1618
01:18:47,221 --> 01:18:48,210
Oh, says who?
1619
01:18:48,255 --> 01:18:50,280
Oh, what can you do?
When you"re number two!
1620
01:18:50,324 --> 01:18:51,348
For straight off you see
1621
01:18:51,391 --> 01:18:52,551
Good old number three
1622
01:18:52,593 --> 01:18:54,652
- That"s just what we say
- Say, say, what do we say?
1623
01:18:54,695 --> 01:18:55,753
After two there"s three!
1624
01:18:55,796 --> 01:18:56,956
It must be
1625
01:18:56,997 --> 01:18:59,124
It can"t be done
With three in the queue!
1626
01:18:59,166 --> 01:19:01,225
There"s one too many
After two, there"s three!
1627
01:19:01,268 --> 01:19:02,394
When your love is true
1628
01:19:02,436 --> 01:19:03,767
Is this the same old song?
1629
01:19:03,804 --> 01:19:05,795
- The same old song!
- He"s insisting and he"s wrong!
1630
01:19:05,839 --> 01:19:07,704
You know what"s done is done
And my love you have won
1631
01:19:07,741 --> 01:19:09,902
The man who"s number one
Can the others outrun
1632
01:19:09,943 --> 01:19:12,070
I know what"s done is done
And your love I have won
1633
01:19:12,112 --> 01:19:14,080
The man who"s number one
Can the others outrun
1634
01:19:14,114 --> 01:19:16,446
- Oh really, for Heaven"s sake
- Why for Heaven"s sake?
1635
01:19:16,483 --> 01:19:18,713
- You expose my life like a rake?
- Oh no, he"s not a rake
1636
01:19:18,752 --> 01:19:20,879
- I feel my very marrow shake!
- That"s a big mistake
1637
01:19:20,921 --> 01:19:22,946
- My nerves are all a-quake
- Some ether she should take
1638
01:19:22,990 --> 01:19:23,979
I don"t feel so odd
1639
01:19:24,024 --> 01:19:25,218
- God!
- What now, dear God?
1640
01:19:25,259 --> 01:19:26,487
Lt"s nerves, you can tell
1641
01:19:26,527 --> 01:19:28,427
- As clear as a bell
- No need for eau-de-vie!
1642
01:19:28,462 --> 01:19:29,690
As we can all see
1643
01:19:29,730 --> 01:19:31,755
- l"m as good as new
- She"s as good as new
1644
01:19:31,798 --> 01:19:32,787
She"s as good as new
1645
01:19:32,833 --> 01:19:34,061
But what"s this to-do
1646
01:19:34,101 --> 01:19:35,261
- She"s uneasy too
- What is it?
1647
01:19:35,302 --> 01:19:36,291
- Do I misconstrue
- What is it?
1648
01:19:36,336 --> 01:19:38,566
- It"s so impromptu!
- What is it?
1649
01:19:38,605 --> 01:19:40,505
- He looks right through you
- Really, what can I do?
1650
01:19:40,541 --> 01:19:42,941
- It"s as if he knew
- She"s interrupting me too!
1651
01:19:42,976 --> 01:19:44,910
His suspicions accrue
I shudder anew
1652
01:19:44,945 --> 01:19:47,038
While he sticks like glue
After my virtue!
1653
01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:48,274
Yes, l"m number one
1654
01:19:48,315 --> 01:19:49,339
l"m second to none
1655
01:19:49,383 --> 01:19:50,475
But what would I do
1656
01:19:50,517 --> 01:19:51,506
Were I number two?
1657
01:19:51,552 --> 01:19:53,645
For what can ensue
If you"re second too
1658
01:19:53,687 --> 01:19:55,848
I bore his name, too
After all, it"s true
1659
01:19:55,889 --> 01:19:57,948
Yes, l"m number one
1660
01:19:57,991 --> 01:20:00,118
l"m second to none
1661
01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:02,185
But what would I do
Were I number two?
1662
01:20:02,229 --> 01:20:04,390
For straight off you see
Good old number three
1663
01:20:04,431 --> 01:20:05,557
That"s the conclusion
1664
01:20:05,599 --> 01:20:07,226
To the whole question!
1665
01:20:10,771 --> 01:20:13,239
By the way, where is
your bachelor flat exactly?
1666
01:20:13,273 --> 01:20:16,504
Lt"s very easy to find.
1667
01:20:16,543 --> 01:20:18,067
Make your way
1668
01:20:18,111 --> 01:20:19,772
To Quai Malaquais
1669
01:20:19,813 --> 01:20:21,371
Twenty-three
1670
01:20:21,415 --> 01:20:23,042
That"s where you"ll find me
1671
01:20:23,083 --> 01:20:24,675
In the yard turn to your left
1672
01:20:24,718 --> 01:20:26,345
lt"s the door without a cleft
1673
01:20:26,386 --> 01:20:29,753
You can"t get it wrong
The framing shop is next along
1674
01:20:29,790 --> 01:20:31,417
Make your way
1675
01:20:31,458 --> 01:20:32,948
To Quai Malaquais
1676
01:20:32,993 --> 01:20:34,585
There you meet
1677
01:20:34,628 --> 01:20:36,152
No one on the street
1678
01:20:36,196 --> 01:20:37,857
But for a scholar or two
1679
01:20:37,898 --> 01:20:39,490
Though they"ll never bother you
1680
01:20:39,533 --> 01:20:40,966
They just care for books
1681
01:20:41,001 --> 01:20:42,764
And they will never
give you looks
1682
01:20:42,803 --> 01:20:45,829
Refusing second-best, I suggest
1683
01:20:45,872 --> 01:20:49,205
The perfect spot
for our little love-nest
1684
01:20:49,243 --> 01:20:50,733
Meet me tomorrow
1685
01:20:50,777 --> 01:20:52,472
And you"ll know
1686
01:20:52,512 --> 01:20:54,275
Fiery passion nothing less
1687
01:20:54,314 --> 01:20:55,679
This is the address
1688
01:20:55,716 --> 01:20:57,047
Make your way
1689
01:20:57,084 --> 01:20:58,915
To Quai Malaquais
1690
01:20:58,952 --> 01:21:00,510
Twenty-three
1691
01:21:00,554 --> 01:21:02,181
That"s where you"ll find me
1692
01:21:02,222 --> 01:21:03,849
In the yard turn to your left
1693
01:21:03,890 --> 01:21:05,517
lt"s the door without a cleft
1694
01:21:05,559 --> 01:21:08,960
You can"t get it wrong
The framing shop is next along
1695
01:21:08,996 --> 01:21:10,486
I say nay
1696
01:21:10,530 --> 01:21:12,122
The Quai Malaquais
1697
01:21:12,165 --> 01:21:13,723
Along that way
1698
01:21:13,767 --> 01:21:15,325
I shall never stray
1699
01:21:15,369 --> 01:21:18,566
You must be quite mad, dear boy
You can"t treat me as your toy
1700
01:21:18,605 --> 01:21:19,902
And so you will stay
1701
01:21:19,940 --> 01:21:22,738
Alone on your quai
1702
01:21:22,776 --> 01:21:26,041
l"ve just received the keys
If you please
1703
01:21:26,079 --> 01:21:29,048
For a flat where
I can take my ease
1704
01:21:29,082 --> 01:21:30,811
Much better than an hotel
1705
01:21:30,851 --> 01:21:32,478
lt"ll be swell
1706
01:21:32,519 --> 01:21:35,818
Tell me now where it is found
And I shall call round
1707
01:21:35,856 --> 01:21:37,323
Make your way
1708
01:21:37,357 --> 01:21:38,984
To Quai Malaquais
1709
01:21:39,026 --> 01:21:40,618
Twenty-three
1710
01:21:40,661 --> 01:21:42,288
That"s where you"ll find me
1711
01:21:42,329 --> 01:21:43,921
In the yard turn to your left
1712
01:21:43,964 --> 01:21:45,556
lt"s the door without a cleft
1713
01:21:45,599 --> 01:21:49,000
You can"t get it wrong
The framing shop is next along
1714
01:21:49,036 --> 01:21:50,663
All the way
1715
01:21:50,704 --> 01:21:52,399
To Quai Malaquais
1716
01:21:52,439 --> 01:21:53,997
There you meet
1717
01:21:54,041 --> 01:21:55,838
No one on the street
1718
01:21:55,876 --> 01:21:57,537
But for a scholar or two
1719
01:21:57,577 --> 01:21:59,204
Though they"ll never bother you
1720
01:21:59,246 --> 01:22:00,474
They just care for books
1721
01:22:00,514 --> 01:22:02,880
And they will never
give you looks
1722
01:22:02,916 --> 01:22:06,215
Here I am with my love-nest
What a pest
1723
01:22:06,253 --> 01:22:09,484
But I know a way
to put it to the test
1724
01:22:09,523 --> 01:22:12,754
Tomorrow for high tea
l"ll be free
1725
01:22:12,793 --> 01:22:14,385
Really, it"s a rendezvous
1726
01:22:14,428 --> 01:22:16,191
Where will I find you?
1727
01:22:16,229 --> 01:22:17,719
Make your way
1728
01:22:17,764 --> 01:22:19,595
To Quai Malaquais
1729
01:22:19,633 --> 01:22:21,066
Twenty-three
1730
01:22:21,101 --> 01:22:22,728
That"s where you"ll find me
1731
01:22:22,769 --> 01:22:24,396
In the yard turn to your left
1732
01:22:24,438 --> 01:22:26,065
lt"s the door without a cleft
1733
01:22:26,106 --> 01:22:29,542
You can"t get it wrong
The framing shop is next along
1734
01:22:29,576 --> 01:22:31,237
Ah I say
1735
01:22:31,278 --> 01:22:32,836
The Quai Malaquais
1736
01:22:32,879 --> 01:22:34,471
In a trice
1737
01:22:34,514 --> 01:22:36,277
lt"s like paradise
1738
01:22:36,316 --> 01:22:37,977
Charly, you"re a charming boy
1739
01:22:38,018 --> 01:22:39,713
I shall meet you there with joy
1740
01:22:39,753 --> 01:22:41,152
Crossing the doormat
1741
01:22:41,188 --> 01:22:43,383
Of a young man"s flat
1742
01:22:49,496 --> 01:22:52,124
I have just received
the papers from America
1743
01:22:52,165 --> 01:22:54,929
for our partnership contract.
1744
01:22:54,968 --> 01:22:56,401
Thank you.
1745
01:22:58,538 --> 01:23:00,369
You were once married?
1746
01:23:07,681 --> 01:23:09,342
To a Mademoiselle Poumaillac?
1747
01:23:15,455 --> 01:23:16,547
Fancy! How odd.
1748
01:23:16,590 --> 01:23:19,320
Perhaps she was related
to Gilberte.
1749
01:23:19,359 --> 01:23:21,486
I don"t know!
1750
01:23:21,528 --> 01:23:23,496
What about you, Gilberte?
1751
01:23:23,530 --> 01:23:25,157
Perhaps you know
this Mademoiselle Poumaillac,
1752
01:23:25,198 --> 01:23:26,825
who was married
to Monsieur Thomson?
1753
01:23:28,802 --> 01:23:30,099
Lord, no!
1754
01:23:31,371 --> 01:23:33,703
Why do you look so grim?
1755
01:23:33,740 --> 01:23:35,799
What do you imagine?
1756
01:23:35,842 --> 01:23:38,777
There"s more than one Poumaillac
1757
01:23:38,812 --> 01:23:42,179
There are many Poumaillacs
near Bergerac
1758
01:23:42,215 --> 01:23:44,809
Focus your attention
1759
01:23:44,851 --> 01:23:47,877
Oh, I feel quite sick
1760
01:23:47,921 --> 01:23:50,651
Yes, I see the situation
1761
01:23:50,690 --> 01:23:54,126
Could well be a trick
1762
01:23:54,161 --> 01:23:56,561
To calm down his emotion
1763
01:23:56,596 --> 01:23:59,588
Be diplomatic
1764
01:23:59,633 --> 01:24:01,567
We must try it all
1765
01:24:01,601 --> 01:24:03,694
But we must stand tall
1766
01:24:03,737 --> 01:24:08,265
Let"s avoid every pitfall!
1767
01:24:08,308 --> 01:24:11,175
L"m a girl called Poumaillac
1768
01:24:11,211 --> 01:24:13,805
Here"s another Poumaillac
1769
01:24:13,847 --> 01:24:20,252
Now there"s a third Poumaillac
1770
01:24:20,287 --> 01:24:22,084
First there"s number one
1771
01:24:22,122 --> 01:24:24,090
Who is next to none
1772
01:24:24,124 --> 01:24:25,853
Then there"s number two
So what can you do?
1773
01:24:25,892 --> 01:24:27,757
The next has to be Number three
1774
01:24:27,794 --> 01:24:29,625
lt"s accidental
1775
01:24:29,663 --> 01:24:31,597
But it"s natural
1776
01:24:31,631 --> 01:24:33,428
And you have to say
There"s no other way
1777
01:24:33,467 --> 01:24:35,833
Since it has to be
After two comes three!
1778
01:24:35,869 --> 01:24:37,302
But what"s this to-do
She"s uneasy too
1779
01:24:37,337 --> 01:24:39,430
I feel that my question
Must lack precision
1780
01:24:39,473 --> 01:24:41,168
- He looks right through you
- What is the reason
1781
01:24:41,208 --> 01:24:42,937
- He seeks the reason
- For this combination
1782
01:24:42,976 --> 01:24:44,773
His suspicions accrue
I shudder anew
1783
01:24:44,811 --> 01:24:46,608
Does he have a clue
What he"s going to do?
1784
01:24:46,646 --> 01:24:47,635
I am number one
1785
01:24:47,681 --> 01:24:49,546
But the boss never knew
Of the old issue
1786
01:24:49,583 --> 01:24:50,572
l"m in the stew
1787
01:24:50,617 --> 01:24:52,482
And the peace here to
Is losing its value
1788
01:24:52,519 --> 01:24:54,384
She bore my name too
After all it"s true
1789
01:24:54,421 --> 01:24:56,116
- I am number one
- I see number one
1790
01:24:56,156 --> 01:24:58,124
And second to none
1791
01:24:58,158 --> 01:24:59,887
What is she to do
If she"s number two
1792
01:24:59,926 --> 01:25:01,860
He mustn"t think she
Is now number three
1793
01:25:01,895 --> 01:25:04,762
lt"s only natural, you see
After two comes three
1794
01:25:04,798 --> 01:25:06,595
And how true will it be?
1795
01:25:06,633 --> 01:25:10,000
After two comes three!
1796
01:25:16,977 --> 01:25:20,276
AND THIS ENDS ON MONDAY
AT 5:00 IN THE AFTERNOON.
1797
01:25:42,469 --> 01:25:43,993
Madame Janitor?
1798
01:25:44,037 --> 01:25:45,265
That"s me!
1799
01:25:45,305 --> 01:25:47,432
- Ah! You"re here for the flat!
- That"s right!
1800
01:25:47,474 --> 01:25:49,066
Ah! I recall now.
1801
01:25:49,109 --> 01:25:51,577
You"re the new tenant,
Monsieur Thomson.
1802
01:25:51,611 --> 01:25:53,806
- I am!
- And you"ve come to move in?
1803
01:25:53,847 --> 01:25:54,836
L"ve come!
1804
01:25:54,881 --> 01:25:55,870
Surely you don"t want
to move in now?
1805
01:25:55,916 --> 01:25:57,850
- I do!
- That"s not possible, sir.
1806
01:25:57,884 --> 01:25:59,818
Your lease doesn"t begin
until tomorrow.
1807
01:25:59,853 --> 01:26:00,979
L"ll pay!
1808
01:26:01,021 --> 01:26:03,990
The former tenant hasn"t moved
his personal belongings out yet.
1809
01:26:04,024 --> 01:26:05,514
L"ll pay.
1810
01:26:05,559 --> 01:26:07,424
You"re buying the furnishings
and the carpets,
1811
01:26:07,460 --> 01:26:09,223
but that doesn"t
give you the right
1812
01:26:09,262 --> 01:26:11,594
to move in on the 31st
instead of the 1st.
1813
01:26:11,631 --> 01:26:13,189
L"ll pay!
1814
01:26:13,233 --> 01:26:23,404
Ah! You mean you"ll pay
compensation for the extra day.
1815
01:26:23,443 --> 01:26:24,910
I do mean.
1816
01:26:24,945 --> 01:26:27,743
You don"t say a great deal, sir,
but you"re easy to understand.
1817
01:26:27,781 --> 01:26:29,510
Let me see, eight thousand
1818
01:26:29,549 --> 01:26:31,540
for the carpets
and furnishings...
1819
01:26:33,720 --> 01:26:36,450
five thousand for the lease,
paid in advance,
1820
01:26:36,489 --> 01:26:38,855
and one hundred and fifty
for the extra day.
1821
01:26:42,195 --> 01:26:43,628
L"ll give it to you.
1822
01:26:43,663 --> 01:26:47,827
- Thirteen thousand two hundred.
- That"s right.
1823
01:26:47,867 --> 01:26:49,767
L"ll bring you
fifty francs change.
1824
01:26:49,803 --> 01:26:51,361
Keep it.
1825
01:26:51,404 --> 01:26:53,599
Thank you, sir.
1826
01:26:53,640 --> 01:26:55,073
True, with the dollar
so strong,
1827
01:26:55,108 --> 01:26:56,973
that"s barely ten francs
for you.
1828
01:26:57,010 --> 01:26:58,272
Thank you anyway.
1829
01:27:00,180 --> 01:27:02,512
L"ll give you
your receipt later.
1830
01:27:05,385 --> 01:27:08,616
I used to clean
for the previous tenant.
1831
01:27:08,655 --> 01:27:10,623
May I hope that Monsieur...
1832
01:27:10,657 --> 01:27:14,923
l"m asking you to go out
and stay out for a long time.
1833
01:27:14,961 --> 01:27:16,986
Very well, Monsieur.
1834
01:27:17,030 --> 01:27:19,260
Oh, I forgot
to tell you my name.
1835
01:27:19,299 --> 01:27:20,698
L"m Madame Foin.
1836
01:27:20,734 --> 01:27:22,065
Widow Foin.
1837
01:27:22,102 --> 01:27:23,831
My husband,
the late Monsieur Foin...
1838
01:27:23,870 --> 01:27:25,861
Get the hell...
1839
01:27:25,905 --> 01:27:28,169
- Get the hell...
- Hell out.
1840
01:27:28,208 --> 01:27:30,676
Thank you.
Yes, get the hell out.
1841
01:27:30,710 --> 01:27:33,577
You speak French very well.
1842
01:27:33,613 --> 01:27:36,605
It"s a true pleasure
talking to you.
1843
01:27:36,650 --> 01:27:39,710
All right, Monsieur, all right,
l"ll see you later.
1844
01:28:58,932 --> 01:29:00,524
What a pleasant surprise!
1845
01:29:01,935 --> 01:29:03,960
Not very well,
but thank you for asking!
1846
01:29:09,075 --> 01:29:11,509
You seem rather upset.
1847
01:29:11,544 --> 01:29:14,274
- I couldn"t sleep all night.
- Why?
1848
01:29:14,314 --> 01:29:16,373
I was mulling over
a lot of things.
1849
01:29:16,416 --> 01:29:21,080
That"s bad. Sleep is sleep
and business is business.
1850
01:29:21,121 --> 01:29:24,386
I remembered the address
of the flat you"d found.
1851
01:29:25,959 --> 01:29:28,985
- L"ll get straight to the point.
- That"s always best.
1852
01:29:29,896 --> 01:29:33,388
Thomson, tell me the truth.
Were you married to Gilberte?
1853
01:29:43,543 --> 01:29:46,637
Since that scene yesterday,
a lot has come back to me.
1854
01:29:46,679 --> 01:29:48,408
Gilberte"s awkwardness
when I found out
1855
01:29:48,448 --> 01:29:51,508
you had been married
to a Mademoiselle Poumaillac.
1856
01:29:51,551 --> 01:29:52,540
Then I remembered
1857
01:29:52,585 --> 01:29:54,883
she travelled to America
a few years ago.
1858
01:29:56,790 --> 01:29:59,588
This morning, a lawyer
told me that a wedding abroad
1859
01:29:59,626 --> 01:30:01,287
that isn"t officialised
by the consul
1860
01:30:01,327 --> 01:30:03,557
doesn"t count in the eyes
of French law.
1861
01:30:03,596 --> 01:30:07,032
And so, when I married her,
from a French legal viewpoint,
1862
01:30:07,066 --> 01:30:09,057
she was still
Mademoiselle Poumaillac.
1863
01:30:11,070 --> 01:30:14,471
- Answer me, Thomson. Is it true?
- You seem very excited indeed.
1864
01:30:14,507 --> 01:30:18,034
You have to clear my doubts.
Answer me.
1865
01:30:18,711 --> 01:30:20,474
I have nothing to say.
1866
01:30:21,681 --> 01:30:23,012
That"s tantamount
to a confession,
1867
01:30:23,049 --> 01:30:24,573
if you won"t say anything.
1868
01:30:24,617 --> 01:30:26,482
That means you have
something to say.
1869
01:30:26,553 --> 01:30:28,020
Not at all. I speak good French.
1870
01:30:28,054 --> 01:30:30,784
In America, it means
l"m not interested,
1871
01:30:30,824 --> 01:30:32,155
let"s change the subject.
1872
01:30:32,225 --> 01:30:33,749
Try to understand.
1873
01:30:33,793 --> 01:30:35,988
Thomson, please,
tell me the truth.
1874
01:30:36,029 --> 01:30:39,897
The truth is that partners
must discuss business.
1875
01:30:40,767 --> 01:30:43,827
What do you think of
this morning"s steel price?
1876
01:30:43,870 --> 01:30:46,498
Ah! You Americans
are quite extraordinary!
1877
01:30:47,607 --> 01:30:51,008
In America, you think
you"re all so smart
1878
01:30:51,044 --> 01:30:54,536
You believe no one
attains your state of art
1879
01:30:54,581 --> 01:30:56,014
You gaze in proud shock
1880
01:30:56,049 --> 01:30:58,017
At any tower block
1881
01:30:58,051 --> 01:31:01,578
But they don"t have the power
Of our Eiffel Tower
1882
01:31:01,621 --> 01:31:05,113
You"re the kings
and say so ad nauseam
1883
01:31:05,158 --> 01:31:08,616
The kings of iron
and the Grand Coulee Dam
1884
01:31:08,661 --> 01:31:10,424
The kings of combustion
1885
01:31:10,463 --> 01:31:12,158
The kings of emulsion
1886
01:31:12,198 --> 01:31:14,689
And the emperors
of Virginia ham
1887
01:31:15,235 --> 01:31:18,636
We have pigs here too,
cowboy, Old boy!
1888
01:31:18,671 --> 01:31:22,107
But they are far from coy,
Old boy!
1889
01:31:22,141 --> 01:31:23,802
When we have fun, we don"t hide
1890
01:31:23,843 --> 01:31:25,572
And love here
is a source of pride
1891
01:31:25,612 --> 01:31:27,375
You drink vitriol over there
1892
01:31:27,413 --> 01:31:29,108
We drink wine without a care
1893
01:31:29,148 --> 01:31:32,481
For you, love"s
a mere ploy, Old boy!
1894
01:31:32,518 --> 01:31:36,010
Over here, it"s full of joy,
Old boy!
1895
01:31:36,055 --> 01:31:37,989
We do it best
from Paris to Hanoi
1896
01:31:38,024 --> 01:31:39,491
We"re the best at that employ
1897
01:31:39,525 --> 01:31:43,256
There you"ll never take
the lead, old boy!
1898
01:31:48,167 --> 01:31:52,331
I think you"re very excited.
1899
01:31:52,372 --> 01:31:53,930
So l"ll forgive you.
1900
01:31:53,973 --> 01:31:55,668
You still won"t answer?
1901
01:31:56,910 --> 01:31:59,606
You can have a secret
that isn"t yours alone.
1902
01:32:03,316 --> 01:32:06,114
Come back in an hour.
L"m sure to speak then.
1903
01:32:06,152 --> 01:32:07,517
All right.
1904
01:32:07,553 --> 01:32:10,647
Meanwhile, go for a run.
1905
01:32:10,690 --> 01:32:13,625
It"s very good to drain
the blood down to your feet.
1906
01:32:13,660 --> 01:32:17,653
Yes, I feel... I need it...
my head is heavy.
1907
01:32:17,697 --> 01:32:20,666
His head is heavy because
he has something on his mind.
1908
01:32:21,100 --> 01:32:22,658
See you in an hour.
1909
01:32:25,972 --> 01:32:28,031
- Madame Janitor!
- Here I am.
1910
01:32:28,074 --> 01:32:30,702
So quickly.
Were you behind the door?
1911
01:32:30,743 --> 01:32:33,871
L"m always ready to oblige.
1912
01:32:33,913 --> 01:32:38,976
Get me port, whisky,
soda and cakes.
1913
01:32:40,820 --> 01:32:43,220
L"ll be in there working.
L"m expecting a lady
1914
01:32:43,256 --> 01:32:45,417
and I don"t want
to be disturbed.
1915
01:32:45,458 --> 01:32:46,891
Very well, sir.
1916
01:33:05,478 --> 01:33:07,002
This is the place!
1917
01:33:08,881 --> 01:33:10,041
Most pleasant!
1918
01:33:11,384 --> 01:33:14,820
Monsieur Faradel.
1919
01:33:14,854 --> 01:33:16,879
Monsieur is here for his things?
1920
01:33:16,923 --> 01:33:17,912
Later.
1921
01:33:17,957 --> 01:33:19,288
There"s plenty of time
until midday tomorrow.
1922
01:33:19,325 --> 01:33:24,194
Indeed, but the new tenant
has already brought his things.
1923
01:33:24,230 --> 01:33:28,394
Since he paid me to move in,
I thought he could.
1924
01:33:28,434 --> 01:33:31,801
Well, he"s moved his things
in there, to the left-hand room.
1925
01:33:31,838 --> 01:33:34,272
The rest is free.
1926
01:33:34,307 --> 01:33:35,569
That"s something!
1927
01:33:35,608 --> 01:33:37,098
Monsieur was here so rarely.
1928
01:33:37,143 --> 01:33:40,510
All right, Madame Foin,
now you mustn"t let anyone in,
1929
01:33:40,546 --> 01:33:41,535
except a lady.
1930
01:33:42,281 --> 01:33:43,873
Who will ask for
Monsieur Charly here...
1931
01:33:43,916 --> 01:33:45,315
Monsieur isn"t...?
1932
01:33:45,351 --> 01:33:47,046
No, I am.
1933
01:33:47,086 --> 01:33:49,077
Charly. Will you remember?
1934
01:33:49,756 --> 01:33:51,519
Charly.
1935
01:33:56,796 --> 01:33:59,731
He"s a sweet boy. I love that.
1936
01:33:59,766 --> 01:34:00,858
There.
1937
01:34:01,868 --> 01:34:04,166
It feels as if it"s all for me.
1938
01:34:04,203 --> 01:34:07,229
You"ll find the plates in the
small dresser with the glasses.
1939
01:34:07,273 --> 01:34:08,604
Perfect!
1940
01:34:08,641 --> 01:34:10,541
And is she pretty?
1941
01:34:10,576 --> 01:34:12,100
Delightful.
1942
01:34:12,145 --> 01:34:14,579
You lucky devil.
The bedroom"s through here.
1943
01:34:14,614 --> 01:34:16,081
L"ll find it, don"t worry.
1944
01:34:16,115 --> 01:34:18,743
I won"t keep you any longer.
And thank you.
1945
01:34:22,588 --> 01:34:25,386
At least this place will have
come in useful for once.
1946
01:34:42,942 --> 01:34:47,140
Let"s decorate the chapel
and prepare the shrine.
1947
01:35:02,395 --> 01:35:05,193
Monsieur Charly will be
with you right away.
1948
01:35:05,231 --> 01:35:07,756
Such a nice young man.
1949
01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:10,325
It"s easy to see how he could
drive a woman wild.
1950
01:35:11,537 --> 01:35:14,301
But, you know, you have nothing
to fear with me.
1951
01:35:14,340 --> 01:35:17,707
If ever your husband turns up,
I won"t let him in.
1952
01:35:17,743 --> 01:35:18,835
My husband.
1953
01:35:25,051 --> 01:35:27,042
Talk of the devil.
1954
01:35:27,086 --> 01:35:29,680
There"s nothing
you lovebirds need?
1955
01:35:29,722 --> 01:35:33,385
- No.
- All right. Have fun.
1956
01:35:33,426 --> 01:35:35,621
Oh, I love this.
1957
01:35:38,764 --> 01:35:39,992
Hello, Huguette!
1958
01:35:40,032 --> 01:35:41,124
Hello, Charly.
1959
01:35:42,668 --> 01:35:45,034
What are you going
to think of me?
1960
01:35:45,071 --> 01:35:46,299
L"ll tell you afterwards.
1961
01:35:47,273 --> 01:35:48,297
What?
1962
01:35:48,341 --> 01:35:49,865
You"re shocked now!
1963
01:35:51,110 --> 01:35:52,168
Believe me.
1964
01:35:52,211 --> 01:35:55,442
The most audacious people
are often the shyest.
1965
01:35:55,481 --> 01:35:58,109
- I feel a bit scared.
Really!
1966
01:35:58,151 --> 01:36:00,085
Do you promise to be reasonable?
1967
01:36:00,119 --> 01:36:03,111
How odd. You sound just like
a married woman.
1968
01:36:06,559 --> 01:36:09,551
So this is what
they call a bachelor flat?
1969
01:36:09,595 --> 01:36:10,892
That"s right.
1970
01:36:12,899 --> 01:36:15,265
- A drop of port?
- L"d love some.
1971
01:36:24,610 --> 01:36:27,340
It always begins
with a drop of port.
1972
01:36:38,491 --> 01:36:40,425
And then moves on to,
"Take off your hat."
1973
01:36:41,093 --> 01:36:42,617
I can manage that.
1974
01:37:04,850 --> 01:37:06,283
And then,
"Take off your dress."
1975
01:37:06,319 --> 01:37:07,809
Oh no!
1976
01:37:07,853 --> 01:37:10,151
- Modest?
- Yes!
1977
01:37:10,189 --> 01:37:11,417
Forgive me, l"m rushing.
1978
01:37:11,457 --> 01:37:12,788
Oh! Charly.
1979
01:37:12,825 --> 01:37:14,952
I feel so awkward
because I love you.
1980
01:37:15,995 --> 01:37:18,156
I promise you, nothing
is going to happen.
1981
01:37:18,197 --> 01:37:21,030
I don"t believe you.
L"d rather leave right now.
1982
01:37:24,337 --> 01:37:25,463
Farewell, then.
1983
01:37:29,408 --> 01:37:31,342
People kiss when
they say farewell.
1984
01:37:32,545 --> 01:37:33,569
Yes.
1985
01:37:40,019 --> 01:37:41,213
Huguette!
1986
01:37:41,254 --> 01:37:43,518
L"m leaving.
1987
01:37:43,556 --> 01:37:45,319
All right.
The door"s through here.
1988
01:38:03,843 --> 01:38:06,277
When you"re spying
through a hole
1989
01:38:06,312 --> 01:38:08,837
Through a hole
1990
01:38:08,881 --> 01:38:11,076
You lose all self-control
1991
01:38:11,117 --> 01:38:13,483
Through the keyhole of a door
1992
01:38:13,519 --> 01:38:15,680
When you"re spying
through a hole
1993
01:38:15,721 --> 01:38:18,121
Through a hole
1994
01:38:18,157 --> 01:38:20,421
You learn and find out more
1995
01:38:20,459 --> 01:38:22,051
For through a hole
1996
01:38:22,962 --> 01:38:26,398
For through a hole,
things look so droll
1997
01:38:26,432 --> 01:38:29,094
Well, for now,
they don"t seem so hot
1998
01:38:29,135 --> 01:38:31,535
The poor lass has no experience
1999
01:38:31,570 --> 01:38:34,038
But that boy,
he knows what"s what
2000
01:38:34,073 --> 01:38:36,667
He was showing her
his influence
2001
01:38:36,709 --> 01:38:39,075
lt"s twenty years since
I saw it last, Lord
2002
01:38:39,111 --> 01:38:41,944
It seemed so vast
2003
01:38:42,882 --> 01:38:45,146
When you"re spying
through a hole
2004
01:38:45,184 --> 01:38:47,618
Through a hole
2005
01:38:47,653 --> 01:38:49,985
You learn and find out more
2006
01:38:50,022 --> 01:38:52,490
For through a hole,
things look so droll
2007
01:38:52,525 --> 01:38:54,993
When you"re spying
through a hole
2008
01:38:55,027 --> 01:38:57,188
Through a hole
2009
01:38:57,229 --> 01:38:59,629
For through a hole,
things look so droll
2010
01:38:59,665 --> 01:39:01,997
Through a hole
2011
01:39:02,034 --> 01:39:04,366
You learn and find out more
2012
01:39:04,403 --> 01:39:05,392
End
2013
01:39:05,438 --> 01:39:07,906
Just next to the framing shop.
2014
01:39:10,042 --> 01:39:12,272
This is Monsieur Thomson"s
residence?
2015
01:39:12,311 --> 01:39:13,437
Yes, Madame.
2016
01:39:13,479 --> 01:39:14,537
Mademoiselle.
2017
01:39:14,580 --> 01:39:17,105
Oh! Sorry, I couldn"t
have known.
2018
01:39:17,149 --> 01:39:18,514
Is Monsieur Thomson in?
2019
01:39:18,551 --> 01:39:21,952
I don"t know. He said he was
only at home for a lady.
2020
01:39:21,987 --> 01:39:23,045
Well?
2021
01:39:23,089 --> 01:39:24,420
There are two of you!
2022
01:39:24,457 --> 01:39:25,924
Lt"s the same thing!
2023
01:39:25,958 --> 01:39:27,789
Well...
2024
01:39:31,931 --> 01:39:34,365
These Yankees
are an energetic lot.
2025
01:39:38,137 --> 01:39:43,234
L"m rather pleased to see
a bachelor flat, it"s amusing.
2026
01:39:43,275 --> 01:39:45,539
Exciting, too.
2027
01:39:45,611 --> 01:39:47,841
The place is simply
fragrant with love.
2028
01:39:47,880 --> 01:39:49,939
Really, Arlette, love is all
you seem to think about.
2029
01:39:49,982 --> 01:39:53,577
I can only find it here,
so let me hold onto it.
2030
01:39:55,321 --> 01:39:58,347
L"m not here for fun.
I asked her along
2031
01:39:58,391 --> 01:40:02,521
as soon as I got Thomson"s note
fixing a rendezvous here.
2032
01:40:02,561 --> 01:40:04,324
Apparently, he has
something to tell me
2033
01:40:04,363 --> 01:40:06,991
that cannot be said
at my husband"s home.
2034
01:40:08,701 --> 01:40:10,293
Do you have any idea
what he wants to tell me?
2035
01:40:10,336 --> 01:40:13,499
No... but in any case, he has
acted like a true gentleman.
2036
01:40:13,539 --> 01:40:14,836
He kept his word.
2037
01:40:14,874 --> 01:40:18,571
In fact, he held it back,
which is even more difficult.
2038
01:40:18,611 --> 01:40:22,604
You must ask Thomson to return
to America immediately.
2039
01:40:22,648 --> 01:40:24,240
That"s exactly why l"m here.
2040
01:40:26,886 --> 01:40:28,751
You have a chaperone?
2041
01:40:28,788 --> 01:40:31,018
A lady doesn"t usually
call on a single gentleman
2042
01:40:31,056 --> 01:40:32,114
alone in France.
2043
01:40:32,158 --> 01:40:33,716
But it happens all the same.
2044
01:40:33,759 --> 01:40:36,523
I suppose you"ve nothing to say
to my sister that I can"t hear.
2045
01:40:36,562 --> 01:40:38,359
On the contrary.
2046
01:40:38,397 --> 01:40:43,733
Ah, Madame Janitor
has bought the port.
2047
01:40:43,769 --> 01:40:46,329
A drop of port,
Mademoiselle Poumaillac?
2048
01:40:46,372 --> 01:40:48,067
L"d love some.
2049
01:40:48,107 --> 01:40:50,132
You may have some biscuits, too.
2050
01:40:51,544 --> 01:40:53,273
Gladly.
2051
01:41:00,686 --> 01:41:04,144
Well, my friend, l"m waiting to
hear this serious news of yours.
2052
01:41:08,794 --> 01:41:10,625
All right.
2053
01:41:10,663 --> 01:41:14,531
Your husband said something
that struck me yesterday.
2054
01:41:14,567 --> 01:41:19,561
He said, "A woman
belongs forever
2055
01:41:19,605 --> 01:41:24,167
to the man
who first visited her."
2056
01:41:24,977 --> 01:41:29,573
And, Gilberte,
your first visitor was me!
2057
01:41:29,615 --> 01:41:31,207
- Pardon?
- She"s not a museum.
2058
01:41:31,250 --> 01:41:33,946
He added, "She is bound
to return to him,
2059
01:41:33,986 --> 01:41:35,112
even if life parts them."
2060
01:41:35,154 --> 01:41:37,486
Now you"re here, l"m glad
and we"ll be very happy.
2061
01:41:37,523 --> 01:41:38,922
- You don"t waste time!
- L"m American.
2062
01:41:38,958 --> 01:41:40,550
Surely you don"t want me
to become your mistress?
2063
01:41:40,593 --> 01:41:41,582
Certainly not!
2064
01:41:41,627 --> 01:41:43,322
You divorce Valandray
and you marry me.
2065
01:41:43,362 --> 01:41:45,557
Valandray doesn"t count,
he"s dust, gone.
2066
01:41:45,598 --> 01:41:47,031
L"m going to tell him
everything.
2067
01:41:47,066 --> 01:41:48,055
No, you"re not!
2068
01:41:48,100 --> 01:41:50,398
I am, but I wanted
to warn you first.
2069
01:41:50,436 --> 01:41:51,733
So you"re going to tell him,
2070
01:41:51,770 --> 01:41:53,465
"I was first,
hand back the goods."
2071
01:41:53,506 --> 01:41:57,465
Exactly. Gilberte, you"re
my fianc�e, l"m so excited.
2072
01:41:57,510 --> 01:41:59,705
Sorry, but you"re forgetting
I have a lover.
2073
01:41:59,745 --> 01:42:01,007
You"ll need his permission.
2074
01:42:01,046 --> 01:42:03,879
Charly"s not your lover.
He"s just your sweetheart.
2075
01:42:03,916 --> 01:42:05,383
- You think so?
- I know so.
2076
01:42:05,417 --> 01:42:06,714
If l"d thought that
he was your lover,
2077
01:42:06,752 --> 01:42:09,346
I wouldn"t have told you
to become my wife again.
2078
01:42:09,388 --> 01:42:10,980
He"s ready to be third,
but definitely not fourth.
2079
01:42:11,023 --> 01:42:12,456
No, no, no
and four times no!
2080
01:42:12,491 --> 01:42:14,254
Yes, yes, yes, yes,
four times yes.
2081
01:42:14,293 --> 01:42:16,022
This American"s a real mule.
2082
01:42:16,061 --> 01:42:17,494
Monsieur.
2083
01:42:18,364 --> 01:42:22,061
No need, Madame Janitor,
name no names, I know.
2084
01:42:22,101 --> 01:42:26,197
Ladies, would you be kind enough
to step into the next room?
2085
01:42:26,238 --> 01:42:29,071
I still have a lot to tell you,
and I have someone to see first,
2086
01:42:29,108 --> 01:42:30,575
so l"ll tell you after.
2087
01:42:30,609 --> 01:42:32,008
He wants to lock us away.
2088
01:42:32,044 --> 01:42:33,306
Just like Bluebeard.
2089
01:42:36,282 --> 01:42:38,079
It"s Monsieur Valandray,
isn"t it?
2090
01:42:38,117 --> 01:42:40,779
No, Monsieur, l"ve just
brought you your receipt!
2091
01:42:47,593 --> 01:42:50,824
These Americans have
some very odd manners.
2092
01:42:58,871 --> 01:43:00,736
I forgot the bottle of port.
I need it now.
2093
01:43:01,740 --> 01:43:03,139
The level"s dropped.
2094
01:43:05,010 --> 01:43:06,204
Charly.
2095
01:43:06,245 --> 01:43:07,610
Gilberte!
2096
01:43:07,646 --> 01:43:09,910
You remembered our rendezvous
at Quai Malaquais?
2097
01:43:09,949 --> 01:43:11,849
Is this your bachelor flat?
2098
01:43:11,884 --> 01:43:13,681
Yes!
2099
01:43:13,719 --> 01:43:15,516
And you were expecting me?
2100
01:43:15,554 --> 01:43:17,078
Yes!
2101
01:43:17,122 --> 01:43:18,555
Really! How comical.
2102
01:43:18,591 --> 01:43:19,580
Why?
2103
01:43:19,625 --> 01:43:22,093
And very handy too!
2104
01:43:22,127 --> 01:43:23,355
I don"t think so!
2105
01:43:25,064 --> 01:43:26,691
Charly, you"re my saviour.
2106
01:43:26,732 --> 01:43:28,461
But the other one"s
waiting next door.
2107
01:43:28,500 --> 01:43:30,024
Come here.
Charly, my darling.
2108
01:43:30,069 --> 01:43:31,297
Yes.
2109
01:43:31,337 --> 01:43:32,895
Monsieur Thomson.
2110
01:43:32,938 --> 01:43:34,963
You refuse to believe
that Charly"s my lover?
2111
01:43:36,008 --> 01:43:38,533
What"s the matter?
I have to take you by force?
2112
01:43:38,577 --> 01:43:39,976
Is this the latest fashion?
2113
01:43:41,380 --> 01:43:43,041
Nowadays nothing does amaze
2114
01:43:43,082 --> 01:43:45,949
And nothing ever stops you
2115
01:43:45,985 --> 01:43:48,215
Feelings have no pride of place
2116
01:43:48,253 --> 01:43:50,414
Courting"s not a thing to do
2117
01:43:50,456 --> 01:43:52,549
And love never leaves a trace
2118
01:43:53,993 --> 01:43:55,358
Good day; good night
2119
01:43:55,394 --> 01:43:58,454
After love,
they both take fright
2120
01:43:58,497 --> 01:44:00,021
Good night, good day
2121
01:44:00,065 --> 01:44:03,262
Feelings never get in the way
2122
01:44:03,302 --> 01:44:05,702
All those pretty words
Spoken by lovebirds
2123
01:44:05,738 --> 01:44:08,070
Are dead and gone
2124
01:44:08,107 --> 01:44:10,405
Seeing as bliss
Just a simple kiss
2125
01:44:10,442 --> 01:44:12,910
Is a bygone
2126
01:44:12,945 --> 01:44:14,674
Good day, good night
2127
01:44:14,713 --> 01:44:17,682
When it"s over,
they"re just polite
2128
01:44:17,716 --> 01:44:19,377
Good night, good day
2129
01:44:19,418 --> 01:44:22,080
Gallantry"s gone the same way
2130
01:44:22,855 --> 01:44:24,015
You"re so cold, Charly.
2131
01:44:24,056 --> 01:44:26,524
- Not at all.
- Do you still love me?
2132
01:44:26,558 --> 01:44:27,889
Yes, Gilberte, I love you!
2133
01:44:27,926 --> 01:44:30,019
- Say it louder.
- It"s just that...
2134
01:44:30,062 --> 01:44:31,996
Shout it out... like me!
2135
01:44:32,031 --> 01:44:33,225
Is he ever going to come back?
2136
01:44:33,265 --> 01:44:35,699
How am I going
to get out of this?
2137
01:44:35,734 --> 01:44:37,668
And take me in your arms.
2138
01:44:37,703 --> 01:44:42,333
Hurry! Charly, Charly!
2139
01:44:44,777 --> 01:44:46,108
Gilberte, here?
2140
01:44:47,413 --> 01:44:48,880
Georges, believe me.
2141
01:44:48,914 --> 01:44:49,903
Be silent!
2142
01:44:50,749 --> 01:44:52,080
Monsieur Valandray,
it"s a mistake!
2143
01:44:56,121 --> 01:44:57,418
You, be gone.
2144
01:44:57,456 --> 01:44:59,287
Unless you want me
to grind your bones to dust.
2145
01:44:59,324 --> 01:45:00,313
Let me explain.
2146
01:45:00,359 --> 01:45:02,554
Not a word, go
and get dressed first.
2147
01:45:06,498 --> 01:45:08,398
Georges, it"s not
what you think.
2148
01:45:08,434 --> 01:45:10,368
It"s not what I think?
That"s brilliant.
2149
01:45:10,402 --> 01:45:12,233
I find you with some fellow
in his pyjamas
2150
01:45:12,271 --> 01:45:13,636
and it"s not what I think!
2151
01:45:13,672 --> 01:45:15,037
Tell me what"s going on.
2152
01:45:15,074 --> 01:45:18,134
- Just tell me!
- You"re hurting me!
2153
01:45:19,244 --> 01:45:21,212
I love it when he"s like this.
2154
01:45:24,083 --> 01:45:27,541
Good Heavens!
Georges, what are you doing?
2155
01:45:27,653 --> 01:45:29,052
I can see it all clearly now.
2156
01:45:29,088 --> 01:45:30,988
Arlette, I see things
clearly at last.
2157
01:45:31,023 --> 01:45:35,016
L"ve just caught Gilberte here
with Charly in his pyjamas!
2158
01:45:35,060 --> 01:45:37,290
He really is her lover.
2159
01:45:37,329 --> 01:45:39,923
I don"t need to hear Thomson.
I know where I stand.
2160
01:45:39,965 --> 01:45:41,933
L"m a cuckold,
because l"m not the first.
2161
01:45:41,967 --> 01:45:43,958
The Mademoiselle Poumaillac
that Thomson married
2162
01:45:44,002 --> 01:45:44,991
was Gilberte!
2163
01:45:45,037 --> 01:45:46,026
No, she wasn"t!
2164
01:45:46,071 --> 01:45:48,596
That"s not true... not at all.
2165
01:45:49,641 --> 01:45:52,974
The Mademoiselle Poumaillac
that Thomson married was me.
2166
01:45:53,011 --> 01:45:55,070
You would have said so earlier!
2167
01:45:55,114 --> 01:45:58,914
No, I couldn"t.
It was a big secret between us.
2168
01:45:58,951 --> 01:46:00,509
Isn"t that right, Eric?
2169
01:46:00,552 --> 01:46:03,180
He made me suffer.
I wanted to forget him.
2170
01:46:03,222 --> 01:46:05,850
Come on, tell the truth, Sam.
2171
01:46:05,891 --> 01:46:07,882
You were the one who hurt me.
2172
01:46:10,162 --> 01:46:12,790
I adored the man,
but it"s all over now.
2173
01:46:14,399 --> 01:46:16,026
My sister is wonderful.
2174
01:46:16,835 --> 01:46:19,099
Were you really married
to Mademoiselle Poumaillac?
2175
01:46:20,439 --> 01:46:22,771
Go on, answer, Sam.
2176
01:46:22,808 --> 01:46:24,867
L"ll release you from
your vow of secrecy.
2177
01:46:30,682 --> 01:46:32,741
There"s one simple way
to convince me.
2178
01:46:32,785 --> 01:46:35,879
Come along. Appease me.
2179
01:46:37,289 --> 01:46:39,348
Make up and kiss in front of me.
2180
01:46:40,459 --> 01:46:43,087
If he made you suffer,
that means you still love him.
2181
01:46:43,128 --> 01:46:45,392
Come along.
A kiss of reconciliation.
2182
01:46:45,430 --> 01:46:47,125
Yes, Arlette, forgive him.
2183
01:46:47,166 --> 01:46:48,360
Do it for me.
2184
01:46:48,400 --> 01:46:50,459
- You have to.
- Thomson, be a man.
2185
01:47:17,329 --> 01:47:18,921
Sam.
2186
01:47:18,964 --> 01:47:20,522
She kissed my lips!
2187
01:47:38,517 --> 01:47:40,781
Do you believe me now?
2188
01:47:40,819 --> 01:47:42,184
Yes... but Charly...
2189
01:47:42,221 --> 01:47:44,451
l"ll explain,
but let"s leave them.
2190
01:47:45,390 --> 01:47:46,880
We"re in the way.
2191
01:47:46,925 --> 01:47:48,984
I merely came along
to accompany my sister.
2192
01:47:49,027 --> 01:47:50,289
Oh, Sam!
2193
01:47:51,663 --> 01:47:53,062
What have you done?
2194
01:47:53,999 --> 01:47:56,832
It was you, I think.
2195
01:47:56,869 --> 01:48:00,327
Our lips met as they were trying
to avoid each other.
2196
01:48:00,372 --> 01:48:04,069
You"re stirring the very
marrow of my bones.
2197
01:48:04,109 --> 01:48:08,045
I hadn"t felt such an emotion
since my teacher.
2198
01:48:08,080 --> 01:48:09,570
Sam.
2199
01:48:10,682 --> 01:48:14,118
At last I know
the sweet intoxication!
2200
01:48:14,152 --> 01:48:15,312
Of what?
2201
01:48:15,354 --> 01:48:19,017
The intoxication
of love"s first kiss!
2202
01:48:20,092 --> 01:48:23,528
Yet I hardly dare to feel
that I care
2203
01:48:23,562 --> 01:48:24,654
Dare
2204
01:48:24,696 --> 01:48:28,029
It overcomes me
when I feel such bliss!
2205
01:48:29,368 --> 01:48:32,769
Though my little heart
is full of fear
2206
01:48:32,804 --> 01:48:34,032
Dear
2207
01:48:34,072 --> 01:48:37,166
Yet it starts to fill with glee
2208
01:48:37,209 --> 01:48:38,676
"Ga-lee"?
2209
01:48:38,710 --> 01:48:42,874
I understand imperfectly
2210
01:48:42,915 --> 01:48:49,946
But I sense it so completely
2211
01:48:51,023 --> 01:48:53,548
Oh, Sam!
2212
01:48:56,094 --> 01:48:59,461
Do it once again, please
2213
01:48:59,498 --> 01:49:02,262
Oh, Sam!
2214
01:49:02,301 --> 01:49:04,895
You can be such a tease
2215
01:49:04,937 --> 01:49:07,235
I feel l"ve been swept away
2216
01:49:07,272 --> 01:49:09,638
lt"s as if today"s my birthday
2217
01:49:09,675 --> 01:49:14,339
My toes are curling
and my heart is pounding
2218
01:49:14,379 --> 01:49:18,076
Oh, Sam!
2219
01:49:18,116 --> 01:49:20,812
You"re simply irresistible
2220
01:49:20,852 --> 01:49:23,685
Oh, Sam!
2221
01:49:23,722 --> 01:49:25,849
It seems almost impossible!
2222
01:49:25,891 --> 01:49:28,189
The stars around me spangle
2223
01:49:28,226 --> 01:49:30,353
And my nerves are a-jangle
2224
01:49:30,395 --> 01:49:35,162
Cupid"s aim is well
and truly infallible!
2225
01:49:35,200 --> 01:49:38,533
You"ll be the first
to have your way
2226
01:49:39,972 --> 01:49:44,068
That"s something I have done
2227
01:49:44,109 --> 01:49:48,170
For l"m always number one
2228
01:49:51,249 --> 01:49:56,448
Oh, Sam!
2229
01:49:56,488 --> 01:49:59,719
You"re simply irresistible
2230
01:49:59,758 --> 01:50:02,693
Oh, Sam!
2231
01:50:02,728 --> 01:50:05,526
It seems almost impossible!
2232
01:50:05,564 --> 01:50:07,930
The stars around me spangle
2233
01:50:07,966 --> 01:50:10,059
And my nerves are a-jangle
2234
01:50:10,102 --> 01:50:14,937
Cupid"s aim is well
and truly infallible!
2235
01:50:18,677 --> 01:50:21,168
I still can"t understand
why Charly was in his pyjamas.
2236
01:50:21,213 --> 01:50:22,771
Well, neither can I.
2237
01:50:25,884 --> 01:50:28,079
- Oh, sorry!
- Drat.
2238
01:50:28,120 --> 01:50:29,815
Ah well, too bad.
2239
01:50:31,656 --> 01:50:32,953
Everything"s becoming clear now.
2240
01:50:33,825 --> 01:50:35,725
He was here for Huguette.
2241
01:50:40,565 --> 01:50:43,056
- My flat"s quite crowded.
- But...
2242
01:50:43,101 --> 01:50:44,090
What do you mean, your flat?
2243
01:50:44,136 --> 01:50:46,036
Yes, this is my bachelor flat.
2244
01:50:46,071 --> 01:50:48,369
It"s mine, I paid for it!
2245
01:50:48,407 --> 01:50:50,307
And we"ve just celebrated
our engagement here!
2246
01:50:50,342 --> 01:50:52,276
- A little early!
- Hush!
2247
01:50:52,310 --> 01:50:55,336
- And to consolidate a marriage...
- That was coming apart!
2248
01:50:55,380 --> 01:50:57,814
And rebuilt one
that had been destroyed.
2249
01:50:59,084 --> 01:51:01,211
Lord! What have they
been up to in here?!
2250
01:51:01,253 --> 01:51:02,584
What a shock!
2251
01:51:02,621 --> 01:51:04,384
Drat! Here I go again.
2252
01:51:04,423 --> 01:51:07,221
All"s well...
2253
01:51:07,259 --> 01:51:08,783
that end"s well!
2254
01:51:10,262 --> 01:51:11,923
Will you say now
you"re on your feet
2255
01:51:11,963 --> 01:51:14,397
Now, that was sweet!
2256
01:51:15,200 --> 01:51:17,065
There"s nothing more to add
2257
01:51:17,102 --> 01:51:19,297
Now that"s not bad
2258
01:51:20,272 --> 01:51:22,740
Our songs were pleasant for you
2259
01:51:22,774 --> 01:51:25,368
And we"re happy doing what we do
2260
01:51:25,410 --> 01:51:27,901
So we"ll carry on alike
2261
01:51:27,946 --> 01:51:30,506
Now that we like
2262
01:51:30,549 --> 01:51:32,380
You"re not yet on your feet
2263
01:51:32,417 --> 01:51:34,442
Now that"s quite sweet
2264
01:51:35,620 --> 01:51:37,645
At the finale, you feel sad
2265
01:51:37,689 --> 01:51:39,714
Now that"s not bad
2266
01:51:40,592 --> 01:51:43,083
If you feel you do belong
2267
01:51:43,128 --> 01:51:45,562
Why don"t you sing along?
2268
01:51:45,597 --> 01:51:48,088
We can all dive right back in
2269
01:51:48,133 --> 01:51:50,966
So let"s begin
2270
01:51:51,736 --> 01:51:53,670
Will you say now you"re
on your feet
2271
01:51:53,705 --> 01:51:55,639
Now, that was sweet!
2272
01:51:56,775 --> 01:51:58,675
There"s nothing more to add
2273
01:51:58,710 --> 01:52:00,644
Now that"s not bad
2274
01:52:01,880 --> 01:52:04,371
Our songs were pleasant for you
2275
01:52:04,416 --> 01:52:06,976
And we"re happy doing what we do
2276
01:52:07,018 --> 01:52:09,543
So we"ll carry on alike
2277
01:52:09,588 --> 01:52:12,523
Now that we like
2278
01:52:12,557 --> 01:52:14,024
You"re not yet on your feet
2279
01:52:14,059 --> 01:52:16,027
Now that"s quite sweet
2280
01:52:17,462 --> 01:52:19,225
At the finale, you feel sad
2281
01:52:19,264 --> 01:52:21,164
Now that"s not bad
2282
01:52:22,534 --> 01:52:24,968
If you feel you do belong
2283
01:52:25,003 --> 01:52:27,494
Why don"t you sing along?
2284
01:52:27,539 --> 01:52:30,235
We can all dive right back in
2285
01:52:30,375 --> 01:52:33,435
So let"s begin
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