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[Music] hello may I see mr. survey and it's

hello may I see mr. survey and it's

hello may I see mr. survey and it's important

hi mr. Marshall your shooting schedule

hi mr. Marshall your shooting schedule

hi mr. Marshall your shooting schedule thank you

couldn't you just show these to him

couldn't you just show these to him

couldn't you just show these to him please is your out here yet not very

please is your out here yet not very

please is your out here yet not very likely but he said that he'd help me

likely but he said that he'd help me

likely but he said that he'd help me well then follow me just ask anyone up

well then follow me just ask anyone up

well then follow me just ask anyone up ahead thank you keep coming this way

now try it higher get the skirt up high

now try it higher get the skirt up high

now try it higher get the skirt up high do you know do you know mr. said well

do you know do you know mr. said well

do you know do you know mr. said well yes that's me although today it's me I

yes that's me although today it's me I

yes that's me although today it's me I tried the top of the street thanks

excuse me I just will make a phone call

excuse me I just will make a phone call

excuse me I just will make a phone call local call I don't know why is it in

local call I don't know why is it in

local call I don't know why is it in Paris or not

Paris or not

Paris or not why yes in Paris that sixty song teens

do you have one of those a directory oh

do you have one of those a directory oh

do you have one of those a directory oh do you have said wins phone number sure

do you have said wins phone number sure

do you have said wins phone number sure but he was just upstairs he was did you

but he was just upstairs he was did you

but he was just upstairs he was did you tell him I was here

tell him I was here

tell him I was here yeah well well he left he didn't send it

yeah well well he left he didn't send it

yeah well well he left he didn't send it oh yeah well what you really want to

oh yeah well what you really want to

oh yeah well what you really want to know what

there's always a Salvation Army I

there's always a Salvation Army I

there's always a Salvation Army I suppose oh brother

suppose oh brother

suppose oh brother Monday how is you yeah sure don't you

Monday how is you yeah sure don't you

Monday how is you yeah sure don't you want to eat something before you sleep

want to eat something before you sleep

want to eat something before you sleep come on it's on me I'm not gonna rape

come on it's on me I'm not gonna rape

come on it's on me I'm not gonna rape you but what do I do with this thing

you but what do I do with this thing

you but what do I do with this thing thank you I can always use it hey hey

thank you I can always use it hey hey

thank you I can always use it hey hey hey haven't you got anything else to

hey haven't you got anything else to

hey haven't you got anything else to wear

wear

wear y-yes hey make it snappy saw me

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nice piece

have you always lived in a train station

have you always lived in a train station

have you always lived in a train station well I know it's practical

well I know it's practical

well I know it's practical do you mind good evening evening

do you mind good evening evening

do you mind good evening evening Antoinette hi your wife is here what

Antoinette hi your wife is here what

Antoinette hi your wife is here what well it's pouring on the Riviera that

well it's pouring on the Riviera that

well it's pouring on the Riviera that bitch oh sorry Catherine William I know

bitch oh sorry Catherine William I know

bitch oh sorry Catherine William I know you two love each other a pleasure

you two love each other a pleasure

you two love each other a pleasure come along have you just arrived in

come along have you just arrived in

come along have you just arrived in Paris is it obvious

Paris is it obvious

Paris is it obvious yes is it true that his wife is so

yes is it true that his wife is so

yes is it true that his wife is so terrible not a dog he's quite charming

terrible not a dog he's quite charming

terrible not a dog he's quite charming and yours don't mind it's so long ago

and yours don't mind it's so long ago

and yours don't mind it's so long ago I've forgotten try not to change too

I've forgotten try not to change too

I've forgotten try not to change too quickly

you wouldn't you wouldn't happen to have

you wouldn't you wouldn't happen to have

you wouldn't you wouldn't happen to have any milk instead

any milk instead

any milk instead no just a second Oh am i Trudy why no

no just a second Oh am i Trudy why no

no just a second Oh am i Trudy why no not a dog

how long have you been living in Paris

how long have you been living in Paris

how long have you been living in Paris all my life why because you wouldn't

all my life why because you wouldn't

all my life why because you wouldn't believe how dare you disobey I'm

believe how dare you disobey I'm

believe how dare you disobey I'm completely worn out ah what sort of work

completely worn out ah what sort of work

completely worn out ah what sort of work you do I'm an apartment well well I find

you do I'm an apartment well well I find

you do I'm an apartment well well I find people apartments oh well that seafood

people apartments oh well that seafood

people apartments oh well that seafood this has certainly need one well then

this has certainly need one well then

this has certainly need one well then why don't you call me tomorrow and we'll

why don't you call me tomorrow and we'll

why don't you call me tomorrow and we'll see what there is available but I'm not

see what there is available but I'm not

see what there is available but I'm not very fussy as long as there's some sort

very fussy as long as there's some sort

very fussy as long as there's some sort of a bed is it that urgent well I did

of a bed is it that urgent well I did

of a bed is it that urgent well I did you the water is getting cold already

good night good night thank you for

good night good night thank you for

good night good night thank you for coming

I'll be going now but you're welcome to

I'll be going now but you're welcome to

I'll be going now but you're welcome to sleep here if you insist

sleep here if you insist

sleep here if you insist of course I insist but don't forget to

of course I insist but don't forget to

of course I insist but don't forget to sleep means to sleep oh but that's what

sleep means to sleep oh but that's what

sleep means to sleep oh but that's what I meant when I said it

I meant when I said it

I meant when I said it sleep well do you have any pajamas yes

sleep well do you have any pajamas yes

sleep well do you have any pajamas yes well then put them on because I don't

well then put them on because I don't

well then put them on because I don't but I'm not used to wearing them it

but I'm not used to wearing them it

but I'm not used to wearing them it won't be my fault then if you can't

won't be my fault then if you can't

won't be my fault then if you can't sleep

I'm sleeping you're lucky you can oh I

I'm sleeping you're lucky you can oh I

I'm sleeping you're lucky you can oh I did what you said I put the jammers on

not the bottom though

Oh sleeping is sleeping huh oh you're

Oh sleeping is sleeping huh oh you're

Oh sleeping is sleeping huh oh you're asking too much

asking too much

asking too much you must think being sleepy is some sort

you must think being sleepy is some sort

you must think being sleepy is some sort of a crime well in my bed it is I knew

of a crime well in my bed it is I knew

of a crime well in my bed it is I knew very well that you wouldn't let me sleep

yeah I touch no too late

yeah I touch no too late

yeah I touch no too late too bad how'd you anyone living on the

too bad how'd you anyone living on the

too bad how'd you anyone living on the stock exchange do you make a note oh

stock exchange do you make a note oh

stock exchange do you make a note oh well it goes down it goes up it goes

well it goes down it goes up it goes

well it goes down it goes up it goes down I prepare it up

down I prepare it up

down I prepare it up well would you play with it either way I

well would you play with it either way I

well would you play with it either way I never understood about the stock market

never understood about the stock market

never understood about the stock market would you explain it to me you really

would you explain it to me you really

would you explain it to me you really want to learn about oh yes please right

want to learn about oh yes please right

want to learn about oh yes please right now I wish you would because you did

now I wish you would because you did

now I wish you would because you did wake me haven't you but I don't know

wake me haven't you but I don't know

wake me haven't you but I don't know where to begin

where to begin

where to begin what anywhere well do you know what a

what anywhere well do you know what a

what anywhere well do you know what a share is no and capital means nothing to

share is no and capital means nothing to

share is no and capital means nothing to you

you

you not very much but you do know what money

not very much but you do know what money

not very much but you do know what money is oh yes good because that's where it

is oh yes good because that's where it

is oh yes good because that's where it all begins nowadays if you want to start

all begins nowadays if you want to start

all begins nowadays if you want to start a successful business you incorporate

a successful business you incorporate

a successful business you incorporate yourself no one can hurt a corporation

yourself no one can hurt a corporation

yourself no one can hurt a corporation when business is good everybody's a big

when business is good everybody's a big

when business is good everybody's a big shot it's bad they disappear a

shot it's bad they disappear a

shot it's bad they disappear a corporation is you and me and when you

corporation is you and me and when you

corporation is you and me and when you and me have problems well I don't know

and me have problems well I don't know

and me have problems well I don't know you you don't know me the company fools

you you don't know me the company fools

you you don't know me the company fools everyone's rich right

you're not sleeping are you now wait a

you're not sleeping are you now wait a

you're not sleeping are you now wait a second

second

second the British girls all behaved like that

the British girls all behaved like that

the British girls all behaved like that no and are there many men around like me

no and are there many men around like me

no and are there many men around like me who'd leave you alone Oh No I hope you

who'd leave you alone Oh No I hope you

who'd leave you alone Oh No I hope you know how lucky you are

the main thing is to remove all the

the main thing is to remove all the

the main thing is to remove all the organs intact

organs intact

organs intact if you burst the gallbladder of the bird

if you burst the gallbladder of the bird

if you burst the gallbladder of the bird you'll find the flesh is tainted the

you'll find the flesh is tainted the

you'll find the flesh is tainted the bitter taste is unpalatable now the

bitter taste is unpalatable now the

bitter taste is unpalatable now the twist of the wrist you see and

twist of the wrist you see and

twist of the wrist you see and everything is out in one piece a simple

everything is out in one piece a simple

everything is out in one piece a simple operation why not you then

go ahead go on well

go ahead go on well

go ahead go on well I'll never be able to do that

the collect call for Manchester in booth

the collect call for Manchester in booth

the collect call for Manchester in booth number one please try them again oh one

number one please try them again oh one

number one please try them again oh one can always chop hello mummy huh I can't

can always chop hello mummy huh I can't

can always chop hello mummy huh I can't hear you the general in the cordon bleu

hear you the general in the cordon bleu

hear you the general in the cordon bleu yes oh yes you'll be glad to know I'm

yes oh yes you'll be glad to know I'm

yes oh yes you'll be glad to know I'm having the most fabulous time wonderful

having the most fabulous time wonderful

having the most fabulous time wonderful now you keep up the good work Catherine

now you keep up the good work Catherine

now you keep up the good work Catherine it's amazing I made everyone's for

it's amazing I made everyone's for

it's amazing I made everyone's for French cooking but you know I'm broke

French cooking but you know I'm broke

French cooking but you know I'm broke already how do I keep the wolf from the

already how do I keep the wolf from the

already how do I keep the wolf from the door pruning is a real art it takes more

door pruning is a real art it takes more

door pruning is a real art it takes more than time to sort out problems you got

than time to sort out problems you got

than time to sort out problems you got to be an expert not anyone can be a

to be an expert not anyone can be a

to be an expert not anyone can be a prince hotel for you bet you're not

prince hotel for you bet you're not

prince hotel for you bet you're not asleep do you think very many guys would

asleep do you think very many guys would

asleep do you think very many guys would let you get away with that

let you get away with that

let you get away with that [Music]

tell me who else but me would be dumb

tell me who else but me would be dumb

tell me who else but me would be dumb enough to leave you alone

enough to leave you alone

enough to leave you alone nobody would I appreciated

nobody would I appreciated

nobody would I appreciated now you damn well better be too because

now you damn well better be too because

now you damn well better be too because you don't find anyone else like me who

you don't find anyone else like me who

you don't find anyone else like me who else but me do you suppose that except

else but me do you suppose that except

else but me do you suppose that except this nobody I know and every time it's

this nobody I know and every time it's

this nobody I know and every time it's the same thing

the same thing

the same thing talk talk talk I've been a problem how

talk talk talk I've been a problem how

talk talk talk I've been a problem how mines no problem you see my guys married

mines no problem you see my guys married

mines no problem you see my guys married and since I live with my folks I just

and since I live with my folks I just

and since I live with my folks I just wait for the phone ring it's over there

wait for the phone ring it's over there

wait for the phone ring it's over there I know but the ones that I keep running

I know but the ones that I keep running

I know but the ones that I keep running into can't leave me alone and they

into can't leave me alone and they

into can't leave me alone and they wouldn't shut up well why don't you

wouldn't shut up well why don't you

wouldn't shut up well why don't you sleep with that's just the trouble they

sleep with that's just the trouble they

sleep with that's just the trouble they won't let me sleep usually here I don't

won't let me sleep usually here I don't

won't let me sleep usually here I don't have to be swept down a little oh you

have to be swept down a little oh you

have to be swept down a little oh you know for me this is really the Ritz if

know for me this is really the Ritz if

know for me this is really the Ritz if you use the telephone try not to overdo

you use the telephone try not to overdo

you use the telephone try not to overdo it

it

it oh are you sure that you won't make

oh are you sure that you won't make

oh are you sure that you won't make trouble for anyone that's why I sold it

trouble for anyone that's why I sold it

trouble for anyone that's why I sold it besides it's much better if there's

besides it's much better if there's

besides it's much better if there's someone around while works being done

someone around while works being done

someone around while works being done the owner should appreciate that still

the owner should appreciate that still

the owner should appreciate that still perhaps it'd be better to tell him oh

perhaps it'd be better to tell him oh

perhaps it'd be better to tell him oh never mind

never mind

never mind I'll handle that part of it it's not

I'll handle that part of it it's not

I'll handle that part of it it's not very fancy I know no blankets either Oh

very fancy I know no blankets either Oh

very fancy I know no blankets either Oh as long as I'm alone I could sleep in

as long as I'm alone I could sleep in

as long as I'm alone I could sleep in the refrigerator

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well it's alright

is my bed all right are you the owner

is my bed all right are you the owner

is my bed all right are you the owner Oh golly ah let me explain it no no

Oh golly ah let me explain it no no

Oh golly ah let me explain it no no problem

problem

problem Marv explained so so so they came to

Marv explained so so so they came to

Marv explained so so so they came to have a look ah your hand give me your

have a look ah your hand give me your

have a look ah your hand give me your hand

doesn't my hand go well with yours well

doesn't my hand go well with yours well

doesn't my hand go well with yours well yeah oh you shouldn't have hesitated

yeah oh you shouldn't have hesitated

yeah oh you shouldn't have hesitated because they're mat-su where it takes

because they're mat-su where it takes

because they're mat-su where it takes your breath away false well my name is

your breath away false well my name is

your breath away false well my name is fossa

fossa

fossa Katherine Katherine that spoiled it

Katherine Katherine that spoiled it

Katherine Katherine that spoiled it what's wrong I'll never be a perfect

what's wrong I'll never be a perfect

what's wrong I'll never be a perfect couple

couple

couple I swear Katherine it's just not

I swear Katherine it's just not

I swear Katherine it's just not harmonious it sounds hollow right it's

harmonious it sounds hollow right it's

harmonious it sounds hollow right it's so hollow it's like a vacuum is it

so hollow it's like a vacuum is it

so hollow it's like a vacuum is it better like that

better like that

better like that it's okay what are you doing I'm good

it's okay what are you doing I'm good

it's okay what are you doing I'm good when you're not in bed I go to school

what school

I go to the cordon bleu my mother got

I go to the cordon bleu my mother got

I go to the cordon bleu my mother got her diploma there

her diploma there

her diploma there let's move I've got a cramp it's hard

let's move I've got a cramp it's hard

let's move I've got a cramp it's hard for me that way I like it this way

for me that way I like it this way

for me that way I like it this way because I don't waste any energy it's

because I don't waste any energy it's

because I don't waste any energy it's classic and efficient when I was in

classic and efficient when I was in

classic and efficient when I was in school I always tried to sit in the

school I always tried to sit in the

school I always tried to sit in the front row it's really great this way

front row it's really great this way

front row it's really great this way I always sat back unnoticed in the back

I always sat back unnoticed in the back

I always sat back unnoticed in the back but that's that's where you always get

but that's that's where you always get

but that's that's where you always get picked out

picked out

picked out besides me were honest students in the

besides me were honest students in the

besides me were honest students in the front row how would you do the move how

front row how would you do the move how

front row how would you do the move how do I over I redecorate and sell them

do I over I redecorate and sell them

do I over I redecorate and sell them well I redecorate and sell them much

well I redecorate and sell them much

well I redecorate and sell them much less than I ought to how do you feel

less than I ought to how do you feel

less than I ought to how do you feel great

great

great where'd you be without move you'll

where'd you be without move you'll

where'd you be without move you'll always make

Japanese I like everything - melons -

Japanese I like everything - melons -

Japanese I like everything - melons - Souls and some water please

Souls and some water please

Souls and some water please thank you sir oh well you mean you're

thank you sir oh well you mean you're

thank you sir oh well you mean you're choosing for me now it's the first time

choosing for me now it's the first time

choosing for me now it's the first time all afternoon that I was able to make a

all afternoon that I was able to make a

all afternoon that I was able to make a decision

don't you ever wear anything underneath

don't you ever wear anything underneath

don't you ever wear anything underneath I never do it scares me on windy days do

I never do it scares me on windy days do

I never do it scares me on windy days do you see that man over there he keeps

you see that man over there he keeps

you see that man over there he keeps looking this way this must be the high

looking this way this must be the high

looking this way this must be the high point of his whole day

cut it out got you know what's gonna

cut it out got you know what's gonna

cut it out got you know what's gonna happen

happen

happen stop find out

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[Music] what are we here good evening ma'am

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they came to be angry with you oh well

they came to be angry with you oh well

they came to be angry with you oh well all the other girls you should have been

all the other girls you should have been

all the other girls you should have been seen yesterday and today they will don't

seen yesterday and today they will don't

seen yesterday and today they will don't they is it late Joe o'clock two o'clock

that thing's no good at all

that thing's no good at all

that thing's no good at all the family will be furious forgetting us

the family will be furious forgetting us

the family will be furious forgetting us under dinner is just unforgivable family

under dinner is just unforgivable family

under dinner is just unforgivable family sure the family don't you have one half

sure the family don't you have one half

sure the family don't you have one half that's all

that's all

that's all how's that I only have a mother no

how's that I only have a mother no

how's that I only have a mother no father none to speak of why are you

father none to speak of why are you

father none to speak of why are you being so honest you tell me I'm not

being so honest you tell me I'm not

being so honest you tell me I'm not gonna go there like that if it's just

gonna go there like that if it's just

gonna go there like that if it's just the family my family and my fiancee to

the family my family and my fiancee to

the family my family and my fiancee to be honest with you to hell with it in

be honest with you to hell with it in

be honest with you to hell with it in two months you'll be seeing me like this

two months you'll be seeing me like this

two months you'll be seeing me like this every morning

yeah I'll leave you Snoopy he'll take

yeah I'll leave you Snoopy he'll take

yeah I'll leave you Snoopy he'll take care of you do you think he knows all

care of you do you think he knows all

care of you do you think he knows all the tricks

the tricks

the tricks oh you look at Ichiro sure so long

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[Music] information can you give it a number of

information can you give it a number of

information can you give it a number of her over William Martin

her over William Martin

her over William Martin [Music]

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[Music] I turned the water on then she swam off

I turned the water on then she swam off

I turned the water on then she swam off again

again

again [Music]

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[Music] how much will that mean nothingness I'm

how much will that mean nothingness I'm

how much will that mean nothingness I'm the one that all's you it's already paid

the one that all's you it's already paid

the one that all's you it's already paid well keep the change no no the tips

well keep the change no no the tips

well keep the change no no the tips include

a guy gave me money just now let me have

a guy gave me money just now let me have

a guy gave me money just now let me have his address it was William who paid me

his address it was William who paid me

his address it was William who paid me that's awful isn't it depends on the

that's awful isn't it depends on the

that's awful isn't it depends on the amount he gave 500 francs to the taxi

amount he gave 500 francs to the taxi

amount he gave 500 francs to the taxi driver and the change is 490 so where's

driver and the change is 490 so where's

driver and the change is 490 so where's the problem

the problem

the problem hungry but I wouldn't think of accepting

hungry but I wouldn't think of accepting

hungry but I wouldn't think of accepting it mmm what do you get for his money

it mmm what do you get for his money

it mmm what do you get for his money what you think I think oh come on now do

what you think I think oh come on now do

what you think I think oh come on now do you mean that I know generous with their

you mean that I know generous with their

you mean that I know generous with their text this is a good sign

text this is a good sign

text this is a good sign now that's something we'll never agree

now that's something we'll never agree

now that's something we'll never agree about because with me the reactions

about because with me the reactions

about because with me the reactions automatic it starts me cold there anyway

automatic it starts me cold there anyway

automatic it starts me cold there anyway it didn't leave any traces I'm not so

it didn't leave any traces I'm not so

it didn't leave any traces I'm not so sure come on

sure come on

sure come on where to you are going out with me I

where to you are going out with me I

where to you are going out with me I like that after two weeks with no where

like that after two weeks with no where

like that after two weeks with no where to - nowhere to talk come on let's go

let's go

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[Music] there

there

there hop in the back

hop in the back

hop in the back [Music]

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[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] us mate

us mate

us mate Muriel Baba

Catherine

Catherine

Catherine [Music]

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really kissing your fiance in public

really kissing your fiance in public

really kissing your fiance in public what could be more kids oh it seems like

what could be more kids oh it seems like

what could be more kids oh it seems like this one will never end my dear in our

this one will never end my dear in our

this one will never end my dear in our day things were different

day things were different

day things were different [Music]

and

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[Music] twelve hundred minus eleven eighty five

twelve hundred minus eleven eighty five

twelve hundred minus eleven eighty five fifteen francs

Oh miss you forgetting your payslip

welcome to the playground of the

welcome to the playground of the

welcome to the playground of the establish hello you now you bet we do

establish hello you now you bet we do

establish hello you now you bet we do we've known each other for ages yeah we

we've known each other for ages yeah we

we've known each other for ages yeah we went to different schools together way

went to different schools together way

went to different schools together way back when you know what you're going to

back when you know what you're going to

back when you know what you're going to meet the best tango dancer on the

meet the best tango dancer on the

meet the best tango dancer on the Riviera in 1939

Riviera in 1939

Riviera in 1939 Deer Lake look how my father the

Deer Lake look how my father the

Deer Lake look how my father the Marquita Prasad Catherine how'd you do

if you were only 20 years older have a

if you were only 20 years older have a

if you were only 20 years older have a good time thank you

good time thank you

good time thank you don't mind him that's his classic

don't mind him that's his classic

don't mind him that's his classic opening gambit oh really

opening gambit oh really

opening gambit oh really I'm champagne

I'm champagne

I'm champagne [Music]

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[Music] what are you doing here a friend you

what are you doing here a friend you

what are you doing here a friend you don't want to be late ski train to

don't want to be late ski train to

don't want to be late ski train to Switzerland leaves no no not before do

Switzerland leaves no no not before do

Switzerland leaves no no not before do you want to come along

you want to come along

you want to come along very funny I'm a working girl you know

very funny I'm a working girl you know

very funny I'm a working girl you know here Bernard thanks baby doll you want

here Bernard thanks baby doll you want

here Bernard thanks baby doll you want to come I've got to work too well I'll

to come I've got to work too well I'll

to come I've got to work too well I'll schedule you for my return are you

schedule you for my return are you

schedule you for my return are you having fun coming

Cheers I'm picking her up right now why

Cheers I'm picking her up right now why

Cheers I'm picking her up right now why did you invite Kathryn why do you think

did you invite Kathryn why do you think

did you invite Kathryn why do you think oh yeah you said it yep what now

oh yeah you said it yep what now

oh yeah you said it yep what now right now the beautiful was made awaits

right now the beautiful was made awaits

right now the beautiful was made awaits me the rich osmate screw you

you believe yet oh yes hey shall we eat

you believe yet oh yes hey shall we eat

you believe yet oh yes hey shall we eat we'll eat thank you no no no don't get

we'll eat thank you no no no don't get

we'll eat thank you no no no don't get up bite up that do you hear give me ten

up bite up that do you hear give me ten

up bite up that do you hear give me ten minutes to rid myself of these tiresome

minutes to rid myself of these tiresome

minutes to rid myself of these tiresome antiques and I'll have the pleasure of

antiques and I'll have the pleasure of

antiques and I'll have the pleasure of your company for dinner I'm terribly

your company for dinner I'm terribly

your company for dinner I'm terribly sorry but I have a date thank you half

sorry but I have a date thank you half

sorry but I have a date thank you half past midnight yes

past midnight yes

past midnight yes it's with an actor no use trying to hide

it's with an actor no use trying to hide

it's with an actor no use trying to hide it you can tell him how lucky he is too

it you can tell him how lucky he is too

it you can tell him how lucky he is too late we're only meeting tonight to

late we're only meeting tonight to

late we're only meeting tonight to decide not to meet again my dear girl

decide not to meet again my dear girl

decide not to meet again my dear girl most successful goodbyes are achieved

most successful goodbyes are achieved

most successful goodbyes are achieved without explanation stay here with us no

without explanation stay here with us no

without explanation stay here with us no I prefer my goodbyes with explanation

I prefer my goodbyes with explanation

I prefer my goodbyes with explanation well in that case good night good night

well in that case good night good night

well in that case good night good night call me well you have a drop of cognac

call me well you have a drop of cognac

call me well you have a drop of cognac this one is almost a century old and

this one is almost a century old and

this one is almost a century old and it's bearing up well that's a comforting

it's bearing up well that's a comforting

it's bearing up well that's a comforting thought for me what what I know about it

thought for me what what I know about it

thought for me what what I know about it beautiful

the tour is now completed you realize my

the tour is now completed you realize my

the tour is now completed you realize my child that woman represents the total

child that woman represents the total

child that woman represents the total sum of true perfection in art you may be

sum of true perfection in art you may be

sum of true perfection in art you may be considered both the Renaissance and

considered both the Renaissance and

considered both the Renaissance and acrylic how's that again I mean it would

acrylic how's that again I mean it would

acrylic how's that again I mean it would give me enormous pleasure if you would

give me enormous pleasure if you would

give me enormous pleasure if you would consider posing for me posing posing

consider posing for me posing posing

consider posing for me posing posing putting of course the posing toasting oh

putting of course the posing toasting oh

putting of course the posing toasting oh you mean you want to paint my portrait

you mean you want to paint my portrait

you mean you want to paint my portrait but of course the term is somewhat in

but of course the term is somewhat in

but of course the term is somewhat in dispute but let's say an interpretation

dispute but let's say an interpretation

dispute but let's say an interpretation of your image I can hardly wait to begin

of your image I can hardly wait to begin

of your image I can hardly wait to begin our collaboration do you have an

our collaboration do you have an

our collaboration do you have an apartment I know oh we can remedy that

apartment I know oh we can remedy that

apartment I know oh we can remedy that find one you like and we can arrange it

find one you like and we can arrange it

find one you like and we can arrange it over the phone it's that simple no

over the phone it's that simple no

over the phone it's that simple no fooling you may not

it's there to left I have a feeling you

it's there to left I have a feeling you

it's there to left I have a feeling you two like it no two ways about it I feel

two like it no two ways about it I feel

two like it no two ways about it I feel at home already

at home already

at home already oh now that's enough daydreaming let's

oh now that's enough daydreaming let's

oh now that's enough daydreaming let's go did he say six thousand francs per

go did he say six thousand francs per

go did he say six thousand francs per month him that's nothing I'm considered

month him that's nothing I'm considered

month him that's nothing I'm considered to be his work of art and William said

to be his work of art and William said

to be his work of art and William said that I work about is considered to be

that I work about is considered to be

that I work about is considered to be the smartest investment well learn in my

the smartest investment well learn in my

the smartest investment well learn in my case the worker bark signature yes

case the worker bark signature yes

case the worker bark signature yes I'll be dead too but listen about the

I'll be dead too but listen about the

I'll be dead too but listen about the check do you think you could wait just a

check do you think you could wait just a

check do you think you could wait just a week I just don't understand it what

week I just don't understand it what

week I just don't understand it what well why is it that the sticks worth 10

well why is it that the sticks worth 10

well why is it that the sticks worth 10 points are always harder to get than the

points are always harder to get than the

points are always harder to get than the ones where's one point huh if I knew the

ones where's one point huh if I knew the

ones where's one point huh if I knew the answer to that I'd be a whole lot richer

answer to that I'd be a whole lot richer

answer to that I'd be a whole lot richer today why is that

today why is that

today why is that last week I missed a stock deal but it

last week I missed a stock deal but it

last week I missed a stock deal but it was too risky it would have meant all I

was too risky it would have meant all I

was too risky it would have meant all I had the trouble was I got cold feet

had the trouble was I got cold feet

had the trouble was I got cold feet that's right you never asked anything

that's right you never asked anything

that's right you never asked anything cool your turn you see that that one

cool your turn you see that that one

cool your turn you see that that one there I'll get it

there I'll get it

there I'll get it careful you'll lose everything it's

careful you'll lose everything it's

careful you'll lose everything it's possible but there nothing ventured

possible but there nothing ventured

possible but there nothing ventured nothing gained is that the way you make

nothing gained is that the way you make

nothing gained is that the way you make your decisions of course what have I got

your decisions of course what have I got

your decisions of course what have I got to lose by it I never saw my mother take

to lose by it I never saw my mother take

to lose by it I never saw my mother take a risk in her whole life

a risk in her whole life

a risk in her whole life but now the years of caught up with her

but now the years of caught up with her

but now the years of caught up with her I don't ever want to look at myself in

I don't ever want to look at myself in

I don't ever want to look at myself in the mirror and have to say it's too late

the mirror and have to say it's too late

the mirror and have to say it's too late now dum-dum you miss the boat

now dum-dum you miss the boat

now dum-dum you miss the boat you know what I mean

you know what I mean

you know what I mean [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you know it's possible to lose it's not

you know it's possible to lose it's not

you know it's possible to lose it's not a crime I'll talk about something else

a crime I'll talk about something else

a crime I'll talk about something else huh if you wish tell me how cooperation

huh if you wish tell me how cooperation

huh if you wish tell me how cooperation works oh no you don't when I explained

works oh no you don't when I explained

works oh no you don't when I explained it last time you fell asleep on me come

it last time you fell asleep on me come

it last time you fell asleep on me come on I'd like to know

on I'd like to know

on I'd like to know oh all right money is all you need money

oh all right money is all you need money

oh all right money is all you need money whose money are the stockholders more

whose money are the stockholders more

whose money are the stockholders more than one naturally each one comes up

than one naturally each one comes up

than one naturally each one comes up with a little each one comes up with a

with a little each one comes up with a

with a little each one comes up with a little Hey

little Hey

little Hey [Music]

[Music]

[Music] this way if you will alright so the

this way if you will alright so the

this way if you will alright so the curves are completely in harmony oh yes

curves are completely in harmony oh yes

curves are completely in harmony oh yes I like that

well I used to say I make love with my

well I used to say I make love with my

well I used to say I make love with my brush our collaboration can hardly have

brush our collaboration can hardly have

brush our collaboration can hardly have begun more auspiciously allow me to

begun more auspiciously allow me to

begun more auspiciously allow me to express my thanks and I propose that I

express my thanks and I propose that I

express my thanks and I propose that I believe I promised to assist you on a

believe I promised to assist you on a

believe I promised to assist you on a monthly basis for there's a Hello if

monthly basis for there's a Hello if

monthly basis for there's a Hello if happen to talk about such things but no

happen to talk about such things but no

happen to talk about such things but no here you are know till next Monday then

here you are know till next Monday then

here you are know till next Monday then until next Monday you needn't bother to

until next Monday you needn't bother to

until next Monday you needn't bother to see me out I already know the way

is that all dammit

do you want me to get a taxi for you

do you want me to get a taxi for you

do you want me to get a taxi for you again

why bother from now on we can bypass the

why bother from now on we can bypass the

why bother from now on we can bypass the middleman

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I hope you haven't forgotten about me

I hope you haven't forgotten about me

I hope you haven't forgotten about me yes so I cannot count on you oh well if

yes so I cannot count on you oh well if

yes so I cannot count on you oh well if you don't mind I've got no Jeep for you

you don't mind I've got no Jeep for you

you don't mind I've got no Jeep for you I know Jeep what can I get out of an old

I know Jeep what can I get out of an old

I know Jeep what can I get out of an old Jeep a bad workman blames his too

Jeep a bad workman blames his too

Jeep a bad workman blames his too well I know I wouldn't forget about you

well I know I wouldn't forget about you

well I know I wouldn't forget about you I think I've just what you baby I choose

I think I've just what you baby I choose

I think I've just what you baby I choose it personally for you no fooling can we

it personally for you no fooling can we

it personally for you no fooling can we have a look no no no we have to prepare

have a look no no no we have to prepare

have a look no no no we have to prepare to polish it so that should be

to polish it so that should be

to polish it so that should be especially beautiful for you well when

especially beautiful for you well when

especially beautiful for you well when do I get that she'll be ready at 6

do I get that she'll be ready at 6

do I get that she'll be ready at 6 o'clock at the corner of Avenue Jana and

o'clock at the corner of Avenue Jana and

o'clock at the corner of Avenue Jana and Rue de Bassin oh that's right where my

Rue de Bassin oh that's right where my

Rue de Bassin oh that's right where my office is getting organized around here

office is getting organized around here

office is getting organized around here hmm

hmm

hmm what's the make oh she's English born in

what's the make oh she's English born in

what's the make oh she's English born in Coventry fun

I want you one thing though you have a

I want you one thing though you have a

I want you one thing though you have a slight price increase oh don't worry

slight price increase oh don't worry

slight price increase oh don't worry there's no importance

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] where do we go wherever you want to suck

where do we go wherever you want to suck

where do we go wherever you want to suck to you

to you

to you [Music]

that's not bad

[Applause]

[Music]

what's wrong

what's wrong

what's wrong yesterday I got a wife and six children

boys or girls

boys or girls

boys or girls you don't mean I mean when I somehow

you don't mean I mean when I somehow

you don't mean I mean when I somehow feels so bad about it a man who feels

feels so bad about it a man who feels

feels so bad about it a man who feels bad only because he's enjoyed himself

bad only because he's enjoyed himself

bad only because he's enjoyed himself what a fool Oh easy for you to say not

what a fool Oh easy for you to say not

what a fool Oh easy for you to say not at all it took me a long time to find

at all it took me a long time to find

at all it took me a long time to find that out I know we just good pals

that out I know we just good pals

that out I know we just good pals see you next Thursday I'll be right

see you next Thursday I'll be right

see you next Thursday I'll be right there simply sync up by the way the rays

there simply sync up by the way the rays

there simply sync up by the way the rays you mentioned it was Alma's this me hmm

you mentioned it was Alma's this me hmm

you mentioned it was Alma's this me hmm will that do so what this Mick that's

will that do so what this Mick that's

will that do so what this Mick that's the maximum interprofessional wage scale

the maximum interprofessional wage scale

the maximum interprofessional wage scale I can't get more you won't get more I

I can't get more you won't get more I

I can't get more you won't get more I promise you next time we'll have

promise you next time we'll have

promise you next time we'll have spaghetti

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[Music]

[Music] okay now we're going up here so we get

okay now we're going up here so we get

okay now we're going up here so we get to dig in

to dig in

to dig in I see I was in the first not too fast

I see I was in the first not too fast

I see I was in the first not too fast what's the good of being apart

[Music]

coppy taco it's against the law to honk

coppy taco it's against the law to honk

coppy taco it's against the law to honk the horn

the horn

the horn everybody's looking at

I love driving it's great fun oh darn my

I love driving it's great fun oh darn my

I love driving it's great fun oh darn my handbag oh well that's really nice thank

handbag oh well that's really nice thank

handbag oh well that's really nice thank you may I

goodbye

it's my turn now go on well thanks yes I

it's my turn now go on well thanks yes I

it's my turn now go on well thanks yes I know

[Music]

[Music]

Oh tell me what's the company's supposed

Oh tell me what's the company's supposed

Oh tell me what's the company's supposed to do when it's got a sort of deficit

to do when it's got a sort of deficit

to do when it's got a sort of deficit well there are two possibilities one as

well there are two possibilities one as

well there are two possibilities one as you go to bankruptcy

you go to bankruptcy

you go to bankruptcy I won't or else it manages to procure an

I won't or else it manages to procure an

I won't or else it manages to procure an expansion of its capitals and suspension

expansion of its capitals and suspension

expansion of its capitals and suspension of its capital I say yes would either

of its capital I say yes would either

of its capital I say yes would either float a new stock issue or you go after

float a new stock issue or you go after

float a new stock issue or you go after a new market Oh call service get some

a new market Oh call service get some

a new market Oh call service get some new stock holders how silly not doing a

new stock holders how silly not doing a

new stock holders how silly not doing a belt of that oh but you're cheating cut

belt of that oh but you're cheating cut

belt of that oh but you're cheating cut it out

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[Music]

[Music]

come in

[Music]

Jews deep but you there da mess do you

Jews deep but you there da mess do you

Jews deep but you there da mess do you want a regular salary

want a regular salary

want a regular salary no no mine's very irregular though is up

no no mine's very irregular though is up

no no mine's very irregular though is up a lot I'm a forming my own company you

a lot I'm a forming my own company you

a lot I'm a forming my own company you see would you prefer the checkbook and

see would you prefer the checkbook and

see would you prefer the checkbook and your name or the companies well though

your name or the companies well though

your name or the companies well though it's not important at all the company's

it's not important at all the company's

it's not important at all the company's me

me

me [Music]

[Music]

[Music] who's there well you still around I'm

who's there well you still around I'm

who's there well you still around I'm still around aren't you gonna kiss me

still around aren't you gonna kiss me

still around aren't you gonna kiss me too busy just now

pretty classy stuff you've got here

pretty classy stuff you've got here

pretty classy stuff you've got here how'd you pay for all that is the

how'd you pay for all that is the

how'd you pay for all that is the company to pays well yeah what's that oh

company to pays well yeah what's that oh

company to pays well yeah what's that oh it's a cat give me can't understand a

it's a cat give me can't understand a

it's a cat give me can't understand a thing about it laughs never mind

what should we do well nothing just now

what should we do well nothing just now

what should we do well nothing just now going out want to get married oh I'd

going out want to get married oh I'd

going out want to get married oh I'd love to but not today I'm in a terrible

love to but not today I'm in a terrible

love to but not today I'm in a terrible hurry

where you going give you a lift if you

where you going give you a lift if you

where you going give you a lift if you want ciao I'll schedule you for one day

want ciao I'll schedule you for one day

want ciao I'll schedule you for one day next week okay

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] you had lunch yet

you had lunch yet

you had lunch yet no all right come and have lunch come on

no all right come and have lunch come on

no all right come and have lunch come on what's come over you look I have a

what's come over you look I have a

what's come over you look I have a feeling you got a lot of things to tell

feeling you got a lot of things to tell

feeling you got a lot of things to tell me I believe madam ordered a bottle of

me I believe madam ordered a bottle of

me I believe madam ordered a bottle of mineral water goodie a week certainly

mineral water goodie a week certainly

mineral water goodie a week certainly went by quickly it's amazing how time

went by quickly it's amazing how time

went by quickly it's amazing how time flies

flies

flies yawning I'll be right with you

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] what's the special occasion in honor of

what's the special occasion in honor of

what's the special occasion in honor of your promotion by what I hope your

your promotion by what I hope your

your promotion by what I hope your company is a great success you didn't

company is a great success you didn't

company is a great success you didn't kill the champagne don't you belittle my

kill the champagne don't you belittle my

kill the champagne don't you belittle my efforts I don't belittle yours are you

efforts I don't belittle yours are you

efforts I don't belittle yours are you quite sure

quite sure

quite sure look you live your life ah that's fine

look you live your life ah that's fine

look you live your life ah that's fine that's perfect did I do the right thing

that's perfect did I do the right thing

that's perfect did I do the right thing or should I know you're the only one

or should I know you're the only one

or should I know you're the only one who'd know about that that's right you

who'd know about that that's right you

who'd know about that that's right you only one then everything's fine

apparently you decided to postpone your

apparently you decided to postpone your

apparently you decided to postpone your wedding apparently well what are you

wedding apparently well what are you

wedding apparently well what are you waiting for

waiting for

waiting for [Music]

do the others make you scream that much

what do they all affect you that way

what do they all affect you that way

what do they all affect you that way I was nowhere is it better when you're

I was nowhere is it better when you're

I was nowhere is it better when you're paid and you always scream every time no

paid and you always scream every time no

paid and you always scream every time no matter who touches you it is me no I'm

matter who touches you it is me no I'm

matter who touches you it is me no I'm liking to give my friends something I

liking to give my friends something I

liking to give my friends something I stole from you you keep osman and once a

stole from you you keep osman and once a

stole from you you keep osman and once a week you see me okay if you want

week you see me okay if you want

week you see me okay if you want Saturday's hours but the rest of the

Saturday's hours but the rest of the

Saturday's hours but the rest of the week you'll you to be faithful I just

week you'll you to be faithful I just

week you'll you to be faithful I just want you to love me that's what you can

want you to love me that's what you can

want you to love me that's what you can expect from me I thought you might want

expect from me I thought you might want

expect from me I thought you might want to know don't worry about the law as

to know don't worry about the law as

to know don't worry about the law as long as you keep off the sidewalks they

long as you keep off the sidewalks they

long as you keep off the sidewalks they won't put you in jail

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] get off here look I thought you get off

get off here look I thought you get off

get off here look I thought you get off me

me

me [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] station we come to the end of the line

station we come to the end of the line

station we come to the end of the line coming to the end of the line now

[Music]

parents always do what they believe is

parents always do what they believe is

parents always do what they believe is best even if it hurts it's their way to

best even if it hurts it's their way to

best even if it hurts it's their way to tell you that they love you parents did

tell you that they love you parents did

tell you that they love you parents did by proxy don't you see them much I don't

by proxy don't you see them much I don't

by proxy don't you see them much I don't see them at all they pay for everything

see them at all they pay for everything

see them at all they pay for everything go you must have some friends at least

go you must have some friends at least

go you must have some friends at least you have a girlfriend you think girls

you have a girlfriend you think girls

you have a girlfriend you think girls are silly oh I don't believe you

are silly oh I don't believe you

are silly oh I don't believe you [Music]

why don't you close the blinds the other

why don't you close the blinds the other

why don't you close the blinds the other evening hmm why do you want to know

evening hmm why do you want to know

evening hmm why do you want to know someone else you spend all your time at

someone else you spend all your time at

someone else you spend all your time at the window you don't love me oh but I do

the window you don't love me oh but I do

the window you don't love me oh but I do reduce tea won't you let me have two

reduce tea won't you let me have two

reduce tea won't you let me have two days a week no I can afford it it's one

days a week no I can afford it it's one

days a week no I can afford it it's one of the rules never favor one stockholder

of the rules never favor one stockholder

of the rules never favor one stockholder at the expense of the others stockholder

at the expense of the others stockholder

at the expense of the others stockholder don't worry about it hello hello Oh

tell me do you have this sort of idea

tell me do you have this sort of idea

tell me do you have this sort of idea often but I'm not alone I've I've been

often but I'm not alone I've I've been

often but I'm not alone I've I've been helped by all my associates now now

helped by all my associates now now

helped by all my associates now now don't be modest

don't be modest

don't be modest you've got imagination I can see that

you've got imagination I can see that

you've got imagination I can see that that's possible I'll say oh my dear

that's possible I'll say oh my dear

that's possible I'll say oh my dear young lady I'm about to make you the

young lady I'm about to make you the

young lady I'm about to make you the greatest heroine in France today heroine

greatest heroine in France today heroine

greatest heroine in France today heroine me yes and if I get to this contract in

me yes and if I get to this contract in

me yes and if I get to this contract in New York you'll be a worldwide star

you're going to write a book but I can't

you're going to write a book but I can't

you're going to write a book but I can't really but there's no question if you're

really but there's no question if you're

really but there's no question if you're writing nowadays no good author supposed

writing nowadays no good author supposed

writing nowadays no good author supposed to write well yeah it spit all the

to write well yeah it spit all the

to write well yeah it spit all the seagulls but no no no how does the

seagulls but no no no how does the

seagulls but no no no how does the author's himself a book all we do is to

author's himself a book all we do is to

author's himself a book all we do is to allow the reader to read him huh you

allow the reader to read him huh you

allow the reader to read him huh you understand have a moment you get started

understand have a moment you get started

understand have a moment you get started you want to wait to me right oh you just

you want to wait to me right oh you just

you want to wait to me right oh you just talk about yourself

talk about yourself

talk about yourself you have the microphone here's the

you have the microphone here's the

you have the microphone here's the button you push it down speak you just

button you push it down speak you just

button you push it down speak you just say that comes into your head no matter

say that comes into your head no matter

say that comes into your head no matter what if you're ready go on go on just

what if you're ready go on go on just

what if you're ready go on go on just dope you could do that can't you go

dope you could do that can't you go

dope you could do that can't you go ahead wait a minute oh it's nice to be a

ahead wait a minute oh it's nice to be a

ahead wait a minute oh it's nice to be a celebrity in all that but huh how much

celebrity in all that but huh how much

celebrity in all that but huh how much oh just something in advance 100 I'm

oh just something in advance 100 I'm

oh just something in advance 100 I'm surprised at you how about two

how about three

now come on four all right five them oh

now come on four all right five them oh

now come on four all right five them oh by the way generally I'm free on Fridays

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[Music]

[Music] thank you shall I have it wrapped up for

thank you shall I have it wrapped up for

thank you shall I have it wrapped up for you miss huh no need to wear it put Lucy

you miss huh no need to wear it put Lucy

you miss huh no need to wear it put Lucy Brown in the books

but there are no prices on this menu how

but there are no prices on this menu how

but there are no prices on this menu how can i order the most expensive food then

can i order the most expensive food then

can i order the most expensive food then well you just choose all the things you

well you just choose all the things you

well you just choose all the things you prefer like caviar or foie gras or

prefer like caviar or foie gras or

prefer like caviar or foie gras or Lobster Thermidor any food on this menu

Lobster Thermidor any food on this menu

Lobster Thermidor any food on this menu will be a pure work of art and shouldn't

will be a pure work of art and shouldn't

will be a pure work of art and shouldn't be oh well you taste them a little but

be oh well you taste them a little but

be oh well you taste them a little but only as a gesture or else you you also

only as a gesture or else you you also

only as a gesture or else you you also have a choice of having an enormous

have a choice of having an enormous

have a choice of having an enormous appetite and devouring everything in

appetite and devouring everything in

appetite and devouring everything in snob ISM there's one law do whatever you

snob ISM there's one law do whatever you

snob ISM there's one law do whatever you thats very easy oh you can't imagine how

thats very easy oh you can't imagine how

thats very easy oh you can't imagine how much work is involved in being a snob

much work is involved in being a snob

much work is involved in being a snob you have to know a little about all that

you have to know a little about all that

you have to know a little about all that one should know but you must know it

one should know but you must know it

one should know but you must know it before everybody else all that you

before everybody else all that you

before everybody else all that you should know yes please that are on the

should know yes please that are on the

should know yes please that are on the exhibitions the books what if I don't

exhibitions the books what if I don't

exhibitions the books what if I don't like to read never fear you won't have

like to read never fear you won't have

like to read never fear you won't have to we can't expect you to waste your

to we can't expect you to waste your

to we can't expect you to waste your life turning pages no it might wear out

life turning pages no it might wear out

life turning pages no it might wear out your lovely eyes Michel yes sir bring us

your lovely eyes Michel yes sir bring us

your lovely eyes Michel yes sir bring us a book that one one of those literary

a book that one one of those literary

a book that one one of those literary prizes is there one you prefer sir

prizes is there one you prefer sir

prizes is there one you prefer sir absolutely not right away sir

are you are sir very good to be my

are you are sir very good to be my

are you are sir very good to be my friend pay attention this is most

friend pay attention this is most

friend pay attention this is most important term on one side the author's

important term on one side the author's

important term on one side the author's life story

life story

life story and on the other is what the books all

and on the other is what the books all

and on the other is what the books all about so all the rest serves no purpose

about so all the rest serves no purpose

about so all the rest serves no purpose but the author wouldn't be happy if they

but the author wouldn't be happy if they

but the author wouldn't be happy if they didn't print the whole thing

didn't print the whole thing

didn't print the whole thing Francois hmm first where is here well

Francois hmm first where is here well

Francois hmm first where is here well why don't you give him a smile not me

why don't you give him a smile not me

why don't you give him a smile not me I'll smile at him for you

I'll smile at him for you

I'll smile at him for you a little courtesy doesn't cost anything

I would have come over before but you

I would have come over before but you

I would have come over before but you were having an intense conversation how

were having an intense conversation how

were having an intense conversation how are you fine in you oh we've been

are you fine in you oh we've been

are you fine in you oh we've been discussing literature I've read a

discussing literature I've read a

discussing literature I've read a sublime book ah you recommend it then

sublime book ah you recommend it then

sublime book ah you recommend it then you have to love reading what I do for

you have to love reading what I do for

you have to love reading what I do for you I'll read it right away sir

well done but I feel I ought to point

well done but I feel I ought to point

well done but I feel I ought to point out one thing I am perfectly willing to

out one thing I am perfectly willing to

out one thing I am perfectly willing to give you a few lessons and snob ISM um

give you a few lessons and snob ISM um

give you a few lessons and snob ISM um but be careful to what you should put it

but be careful to what you should put it

but be careful to what you should put it [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

as it turned out it was all over before

as it turned out it was all over before

as it turned out it was all over before the end of the second act he asked me to

the end of the second act he asked me to

the end of the second act he asked me to sit on his lap and he was really awfully

sit on his lap and he was really awfully

sit on his lap and he was really awfully nice so well I did and then it's great

well what's the matter

well what's the matter

well what's the matter there's something I've got to tell you

there's something I've got to tell you

there's something I've got to tell you but I don't know where to begin

but I don't know where to begin

but I don't know where to begin ah and the thing you're to say is

ah and the thing you're to say is

ah and the thing you're to say is disagreeable well yes well then see

disagreeable well yes well then see

disagreeable well yes well then see quickly your book will never be

quickly your book will never be

quickly your book will never be published but I always knew that it was

published but I always knew that it was

published but I always knew that it was awful that doesn't bother me no I didn't

awful that doesn't bother me no I didn't

awful that doesn't bother me no I didn't mean that I meant that I've always known

mean that I meant that I've always known

mean that I meant that I've always known that it would never be published oh but

that it would never be published oh but

that it would never be published oh but then why did you make me write it for my

then why did you make me write it for my

then why did you make me write it for my personal pleasure your what you won't

personal pleasure your what you won't

personal pleasure your what you won't understand

understand

understand well I think I'm beginning to but tell

well I think I'm beginning to but tell

well I think I'm beginning to but tell me anyway

me anyway

me anyway well I wanted to live a dream with the

well I wanted to live a dream with the

well I wanted to live a dream with the illusion of it not being a dream gosh

illusion of it not being a dream gosh

illusion of it not being a dream gosh each to his own but you Madame Lee oh

each to his own but you Madame Lee oh

each to his own but you Madame Lee oh well yes are you really a publisher oh

well yes are you really a publisher oh

well yes are you really a publisher oh sure medical books that's all I'm glad

sure medical books that's all I'm glad

sure medical books that's all I'm glad of that I'll see you Friday

of that I'll see you Friday

of that I'll see you Friday Wow well sure there's plenty of new

Wow well sure there's plenty of new

Wow well sure there's plenty of new material to write for volume 2 that's

material to write for volume 2 that's

material to write for volume 2 that's not gonna be published either what

not gonna be published either what

not gonna be published either what what an esse matter here read this sugar

what an esse matter here read this sugar

what an esse matter here read this sugar topping out it's 3000 please advise I

topping out it's 3000 please advise I

topping out it's 3000 please advise I sold it for you I don't have any more

sold it for you I don't have any more

sold it for you I don't have any more sugar no neither sugar nor coffee that's

sugar no neither sugar nor coffee that's

sugar no neither sugar nor coffee that's awful how am I going to live then invest

awful how am I going to live then invest

awful how am I going to live then invest invest with what the five thousand in

invest with what the five thousand in

invest with what the five thousand in options I placed that's a learned do a

options I placed that's a learned do a

options I placed that's a learned do a big bundle from the sugar and coffee

big bundle from the sugar and coffee

big bundle from the sugar and coffee you've got a hundred thousand now one

you've got a hundred thousand now one

you've got a hundred thousand now one hundred thousand dollars

hundred thousand dollars

hundred thousand dollars net net and it's already in your account

here what's that a commission for you

here what's that a commission for you

here what's that a commission for you about a small personal commission Oh

about a small personal commission Oh

about a small personal commission Oh what

what

what well the Commission on the Commission

well the Commission on the Commission

well the Commission on the Commission what

I hope I'm not too terribly late you

I hope I'm not too terribly late you

I hope I'm not too terribly late you late that's impossible

late that's impossible

late that's impossible no party can begin without you perfect

no party can begin without you perfect

no party can begin without you perfect my darling perfect Oh was me he now is

my darling perfect Oh was me he now is

my darling perfect Oh was me he now is afraid you couldn't come so has that

afraid you couldn't come so has that

afraid you couldn't come so has that well hello around odd carriage my

well hello around odd carriage my

well hello around odd carriage my friends Paris is looking at us you know

friends Paris is looking at us you know

friends Paris is looking at us you know we - we're idiots

we - we're idiots

we - we're idiots that's right but I thought yes

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[Music]

[Music] you're being an ostrich yeah I changed

you're being an ostrich yeah I changed

you're being an ostrich yeah I changed my mind I didn't sell

my mind I didn't sell

my mind I didn't sell what did you sell the old studio I'm

what did you sell the old studio I'm

what did you sell the old studio I'm gonna keep it your lady friend was too

gonna keep it your lady friend was too

gonna keep it your lady friend was too much for you not because of that I just

much for you not because of that I just

much for you not because of that I just preferred not to sell it but why don't

preferred not to sell it but why don't

preferred not to sell it but why don't ask me you'd like to tint you oh yes

ask me you'd like to tint you oh yes

ask me you'd like to tint you oh yes sometimes

sometimes

sometimes [Music]

someone's looking at you you know I love

someone's looking at you you know I love

someone's looking at you you know I love that

[Music]

I'll be back Thomas Thomas I want you to

I'll be back Thomas Thomas I want you to

I'll be back Thomas Thomas I want you to do me a favor just leave me alone

do me a favor just leave me alone

do me a favor just leave me alone oh come on spy just once will you give

oh come on spy just once will you give

oh come on spy just once will you give me an exchange I promise

me an exchange I promise

me an exchange I promise what's that you'll see me tomorrow if

what's that you'll see me tomorrow if

what's that you'll see me tomorrow if you still want to just a smile oh yes

you still want to just a smile oh yes

you still want to just a smile oh yes but I want it all the evening a big

but I want it all the evening a big

but I want it all the evening a big smile why shouldn't I want to see you

smile why shouldn't I want to see you

smile why shouldn't I want to see you again

again

again I just thought you might all right come

I just thought you might all right come

I just thought you might all right come on I've got something for you

on I've got something for you

on I've got something for you [Music]

[Music]

[Music] My dear Catherine of course you know for

My dear Catherine of course you know for

My dear Catherine of course you know for example yes I try very often to decipher

example yes I try very often to decipher

example yes I try very often to decipher his articles so I feel I spent lots of

his articles so I feel I spent lots of

his articles so I feel I spent lots of time in his company isn't she explicitly

time in his company isn't she explicitly

time in his company isn't she explicitly I've learned from the best with your

I've learned from the best with your

I've learned from the best with your permission I'd like to borrow our dear

permission I'd like to borrow our dear

permission I'd like to borrow our dear Marquis the permission granted

Marquis the permission granted

Marquis the permission granted excuse me certainly that's Friday Monday

excuse me certainly that's Friday Monday

excuse me certainly that's Friday Monday that is for you for being but what's

that is for you for being but what's

that is for you for being but what's this for

this for

this for and this also is for you my son

and this also is for you my son

and this also is for you my son hold it's not all that huge is the

hold it's not all that huge is the

hold it's not all that huge is the precise time that you'd invested I

precise time that you'd invested I

precise time that you'd invested I checked my books and I reimbursed you to

checked my books and I reimbursed you to

checked my books and I reimbursed you to the last penny but my darling you and I

the last penny but my darling you and I

the last penny but my darling you and I have never cared about that well since

have never cared about that well since

have never cared about that well since we don't care about that now do you know

we don't care about that now do you know

we don't care about that now do you know in any case I couldn't accept it what

in any case I couldn't accept it what

in any case I couldn't accept it what could prevent you accepting from me what

could prevent you accepting from me what

could prevent you accepting from me what I have accepted from you that's very

I have accepted from you that's very

I have accepted from you that's very true but I hope you're not closing down

true but I hope you're not closing down

true but I hope you're not closing down oil oh no just returning the capital

oil oh no just returning the capital

oil oh no just returning the capital excellent initiative but but then well

excellent initiative but but then well

excellent initiative but but then well I've got some ideas

I've got some ideas

I've got some ideas to reorganize the business all round I

to reorganize the business all round I

to reorganize the business all round I see yes

see yes

see yes but what'll happen to your poor old

but what'll happen to your poor old

but what'll happen to your poor old stockholders you're all dear to me as

stockholders you're all dear to me as

stockholders you're all dear to me as friends daughter Nia stockholders

friends daughter Nia stockholders

friends daughter Nia stockholders [Music]

maybe quite frank

maybe quite frank

maybe quite frank I'm afraid I'm not fooled by the child

I'm afraid I'm not fooled by the child

I'm afraid I'm not fooled by the child of the people act your friend puts on

of the people act your friend puts on

of the people act your friend puts on you want ago it's too distinguished

you want ago it's too distinguished

you want ago it's too distinguished I'm a good judge of blood you know

I'm a good judge of blood you know

I'm a good judge of blood you know [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Oh

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Bharat who's that

Bharat who's that

Bharat who's that a very old child you mean that he is an

a very old child you mean that he is an

a very old child you mean that he is an X stockholder why no why'd you say that

X stockholder why no why'd you say that

X stockholder why no why'd you say that he was on in the first you mean you're

he was on in the first you mean you're

he was on in the first you mean you're going on but I mean why not

really beats me

really beats me

really beats me it's simple you know why all these men

it's simple you know why all these men

it's simple you know why all these men you've got enough money why bring it up

you've got enough money why bring it up

you've got enough money why bring it up again I don't know what you want anymore

again I don't know what you want anymore

again I don't know what you want anymore you know but I'm free on says days why

you know but I'm free on says days why

you know but I'm free on says days why not come then no I'll marry you but why

not come then no I'll marry you but why

not come then no I'll marry you but why because in Saturday Sunday Monday

because in Saturday Sunday Monday

because in Saturday Sunday Monday Wednesday and Thursday and Friday all of

Wednesday and Thursday and Friday all of

Wednesday and Thursday and Friday all of them I want you sure I know what you

them I want you sure I know what you

them I want you sure I know what you meant by it but why you really want a

meant by it but why you really want a

meant by it but why you really want a reason yes give me one good reason

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

well now you're gonna go and explain to

well now you're gonna go and explain to

well now you're gonna go and explain to all those guys that it's finished that

all those guys that it's finished that

all those guys that it's finished that you'll never sleep with them again will

you'll never sleep with them again will

you'll never sleep with them again will you do it

No

so long

excuse me

give me a smile won't like it exchange

give me a smile won't like it exchange

give me a smile won't like it exchange my dance okay with you yes that's fine

you

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[Music]

hello oh hi I've got the visiting cards

hello oh hi I've got the visiting cards

hello oh hi I've got the visiting cards paper envelopes I'm sure we'll be ready

paper envelopes I'm sure we'll be ready

paper envelopes I'm sure we'll be ready I don't know how much you want to bet no

I don't know how much you want to bet no

I don't know how much you want to bet no how much Oh with you I don't bet because

how much Oh with you I don't bet because

how much Oh with you I don't bet because you know how you know I have plenty of

you know how you know I have plenty of

you know how you know I have plenty of client oh I better start looking for my

client oh I better start looking for my

client oh I better start looking for my own place and some office fruit and I

own place and some office fruit and I

own place and some office fruit and I buy them behind them of course listen

buy them behind them of course listen

buy them behind them of course listen what should I do with these papers is it

what should I do with these papers is it

what should I do with these papers is it you who signs them what is that Wow a

you who signs them what is that Wow a

you who signs them what is that Wow a lot of legal stuff I don't oh well you

lot of legal stuff I don't oh well you

lot of legal stuff I don't oh well you better ask William I have to call him

better ask William I have to call him

better ask William I have to call him now anyway ever since we're business

now anyway ever since we're business

now anyway ever since we're business partners I never see him anymore

well oh yes I got that in the mail this

well oh yes I got that in the mail this

well oh yes I got that in the mail this morning mr. and mrs. Buddha mrs. de Foix

morning mr. and mrs. Buddha mrs. de Foix

morning mr. and mrs. Buddha mrs. de Foix pleased to inform you of the marriage of

pleased to inform you of the marriage of

pleased to inform you of the marriage of their beloved daughter oz Maine very

their beloved daughter oz Maine very

their beloved daughter oz Maine very Friday July 10th to mr. Francois the

Friday July 10th to mr. Francois the

Friday July 10th to mr. Francois the shamanism looks like that's it looks

shamanism looks like that's it looks

shamanism looks like that's it looks that way are you going

that way are you going

that way are you going [Music]

I was the British what are we waiting

I was the British what are we waiting

I was the British what are we waiting for the mayor

[Music]

[Music]

the mayor I'll ask you all to rise

the mayor I'll ask you all to rise

the mayor I'll ask you all to rise please

hold on a minute

thanks for coming nice of you

thanks for coming nice of you

thanks for coming nice of you not at all is the least I could do

not at all is the least I could do

not at all is the least I could do I hope you're doing well just fine and

I hope you're doing well just fine and

I hope you're doing well just fine and you're not sorry no are you sorry no no

you're not sorry no are you sorry no no

you're not sorry no are you sorry no no I'm not well my very best wishes for

I'm not well my very best wishes for

I'm not well my very best wishes for your success I appreciate that

your success I appreciate that

your success I appreciate that Oh Saturday free sometime Sunday I'm

Oh Saturday free sometime Sunday I'm

Oh Saturday free sometime Sunday I'm free too Oh

Sunday I'm not sure if I am okay

Sunday I'm not sure if I am okay

Sunday I'm not sure if I am okay friendly kiss Oh No a handshake spit I

love you I love you

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