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Previously on 90210... Oh, my God.

I think someone's out in the water.

VANESSA: Nice job.

Hope the water wasn't too cold.

DIXON: Guess who just called me.

Lee Brodsky's assistant.

As in, the movie producer?

He wants to meet tomorrow about some songs

for the new action film. Pretty sure I got stood up.

I thought I was the only one.

You don't happen to be a musical duo, do you?

I'm in this movie that starts rehearsals today.

I didn't even audition for this one.

Vanessa was at the Carrington and happened to

bump into the producer.

You should also consider getting tested for the Braca gene.

Your aunt and your grandmother all died of breast cancer.

Okay, that is awesome. Yeah, and it's gonna look even awesomer

when you actually put it up.

Wow.

I think you secretly really care about stuff.

And I bet you know just the thing to give my life meaning.

We are going to make and market designer tote bags.

You don't need a man, and neither do I.

PRESTON: I'm Preston.

I'm... Naomi Clark.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Preston.

Pleasure's all mine.

JEN: Ladies, are you excited to see

what the future has in store for us?

The answers are in the cards.

Ask the right questions and the future's yours to know.

I met a man.

Tell me everything

you see about him.

You met someone?

I did.

I was playing tennis at the club,

and I hit a ball onto the golf course, he threw it back to me,

and our eyes met, and, well, the rest was magic.

His name... WOMAN: No!

If you utter a man's name before he's yours,

you'll jinx the relationship.

Okay.

Tell me everything you see about--

well, let's just call him my, uh, mystery man.

Well, your cards show great passion.

I see you rolling around.

It's heated and dirty and...

Okay!

Well, I'll just stop while I'm ahead.

Sounds perfect.

Anyways, ladies,

if you'll excuse me, I need to head to the spa for a wax.

Have fun with Sybil.

Would you like to know your future?

I wish everyone would stop asking me that.

It's not always a good thing to know your future.

Well, I would like to know mine,

so tell me everything you know about PJ.

It's not clear, but...

I see a broken heart from the one you love most.

You know, I think this is all a load of crap.

I mean, I'm not gonna let a bunch of magic cards

determine my future with PJ.

When he comes over to work with you later this afternoon,

I'm gonna happen to come by in something amazing,

and maybe an accidental nip slip will happen.

Oh, no, no.

Naomi, we have a lot of work to do.

Please don't distract him

right now.

Okay, look, I've never believed in love at first sight

before I met PJ.

I mean, when I saw him, my heart started to beat really fast

and I lost my breath, and I don't know,

I think he might really be the one.

(sighs)

Happy first day of shooting. Thanks.

Okay, last time I checked, movie stars--

they didn't do manual labor.

It helps calm me down.

Look, you are gonna walk on that set for the first day today

and show all those people what I already know:

that you're amazing.

And smart.

Hmm.

(chuckles softly)

VANESSA: And talented.

LIAM: Okay.

Now... (slaps behind) Oh.

Go get to the set before you're late.

I'll take care of the bar.

All right.

Hey.

Yeah?

Thank you.

(whispers): Yeah.

Go get 'em!

What are you doing?

Why do you have my phone?

I knew it was you.

You called me at the exact same time as the Def Jam producer

called to set up that meeting in Echo Park.

You sabotaged our meeting with the movie producer

so you could get Liam the part.

I can't believe you think I would do that.

I called you to see

if you'd consider coming back to work at the bar.

(chuckles): Okay.

You know what, I would, I would rather have a job

kissing Kim Kardashian's ass than to work with you again.

Okay, well, I care about Liam,

and you're Liam's friend, so I care about you, too.

Which is why I'm not gonna tell him about this little incident.

You stealing my bag, snooping through my phone,

calling me names--

doesn't exactly paint you in the best light.

But if you keep accusing me of things I didn't do,

I may not be so understanding next time.

IVY: I cannot believe we got away with

painting that entire billboard last night

without getting caught.

That was nothing compared to a few nights ago

when you blasted that freeway overpass. (laughs)

You got cojones, Ivy Sullivan.

Yeah, well...

(phone ringing)

It's Sonia.

Yeah, who's that?

Uh, that would be the chick

who runs the gallery that you vandalized.

Maybe she's calling to thank me for putting

something worth seeing up on her walls.

Hey, Sonia. What's up?

Well, I'm glad I caught you.

I thought you'd be sleeping.

Huh?

Well, you've clearly been busy at night.

Every morning, I see more and more of

your art popping up all over the place.

What do you mean, my art?

The silhouettes of the kids dancing.

I know that's you.

I recognize one of the pictures

from the exhibit we did together.

You cross that with the graffiti that shut down my gallery

for the last two weeks,

and I think we both know what's going on.

You know, I-I don't know what to say.

I mean, I don't really know what you're talking about.

Just come by my gallery later; we need to talk.

Something wrong?

DIXON: Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

No, that's great.

No, no, no.

Yeah.

Definitely.

Okay, no, we'll come in.

Okay. Okay, good-bye.

Who was that?

That was JD's label executive.

JD's back in rehab.

Okay. Yay?

No, um... his band had to pull out of doing

the Desert Valley Music Festival tomorrow.

And, uh, he pitched us to the team,

and we booked it.

(laughs)

We're playing the festival tomorrow.

Are you serious?! Kind of makes working on

some stupid movie soundtrack seem kind of lame, huh?

Yes, totally.

(sighs)

About that.

I am almost positive

that Vanessa set us up to miss our meeting.

And she denies everything.

Don't you think someone should tell Liam?

No, no, no, look, look, look.

I understand you have that whole girl, uh,

"I have a gut instinct" feeling, okay?

But if you don't have any proof, go the guy route:

just let it go, bro.

All right?

We need to focus.

This could be our big break.

No, you're right.

From now on, it'll be just about our music.

Yes. Come here.

Now, I got a playlist and everything set up.

I think they're giving us about 25 minutes, so...

So I'm thinking we should go with this bag.

If that's what you want, done.

It's not about what I want, it's about what we want.

Well, do we want to take a break?

Because I'm starving, and I think

it's affecting my golf swing.

Oh, my God, I thought it was just us girls.

I should really put on something to cover up.

(Preston chuckles)

Subtlety's an overrated art.

Naomi, we still have to go over

our sales plan before lunch and...

Good point. I'm starving.

I like her.

NAOMI: Annie, could you be a dear,

go out and fetch us something to nibble on?

Now.

(chuckles) Tell me more about

what it is that you like about me.

Naomi, have you seen my four-inch black heels?

The ones with... Go away, Jen.

Anyway, what were you saying?

Preston, what are you doing here?

Well, look who it is.

How's that backhand of yours, huh?

You still hitting tennis balls onto the putting green?

Well, maybe you could, um, help me practice sometime.

Oh, my God.

Jen, can I borrow you in the kitchen for a second?

You did not tell me your mystery man was PJ.

How do you know him?

I know him because he's mine.

"Mine"...

I would never, okay?

I didn't know you were dating him.

Well, we aren't dating per say, but I met him last week

and we had this amazing connection and...

I met him yesterday at the club,

and we had more than just a connection, okay?

It was kismet.

But it doesn't matter.

I saw him first and I call dibs.

What is this, middle school?

He is not yours to claim.

Look, since we both just met him,

why don't we let him decide.

Whoever he asks out first gets him.

You want to compete with me over a man?

Oh, I don't really see it as competition.

It's on.

Good.

Ow!

(gasps)

(gasps)

I'm so sorry.

Looks like you're gonna have to go change.

Don't worry.

I will keep PJ company while you're gone.

Maybe even long enough for... him to ask me out.

Ciao.

(theme music playing)

♪ ♪

There's the sexiest P.A. in Hollywood.

(chuckles) You ready for lunch?

More like ready for a vacation.

I haven't sat down in seven hours.

Hey, new girl, they called grace.

That means we're not breaking out.

We need you back on set.

Can you watch my stuff?

I'll be back in a minute.

Yeah. Thanks.

Oh, my God.

This is the girl that Liam rescued from your charity gala.

Okay.

Don't you get it?

This is a head shot.

She's an actress.

What if the whole rescue was a setup?

It could prove that Vanessa hired her.

It's like a morgue in here.

Everything on the walls

is dead and hollow.

Could you take this seriously for, like, a second, Diego?

We could go to jail if she presses charges.

Hey, settle down.

I'm not gonna let that happen, okay?

SONIA: Ivy. You're here.

Sonia, hi.

Um, and this is?

I'm the guy who painted up your gallery.

So if you're looking for anybody to punish,

then that would be me.

Although, personally, I think you should thank me

for putting something good up on your walls for once.

So, I'm talking to both of you.

Your graffiti is...

beautiful.

So you're not, you're not pressing charges?

SONIA: Let me finish.

Now, since you two owe me for your little stunt,

I have a proposition.

You do a show at my gallery, and I won't report you to the cops.

We all come out on top.

Wait, really? Wait a second.

You can't blackmail us into selling art.

I'd rather go to jail.

(chuckles) He doesn't actually mean that.

Looks like you and your boyfriend need

some time to discuss... I'm not her boyfriend.

Just think about it, okay?

I think we could have a very

profitable future together.

I don't know what planet you're from,

but here on Earth, we have a little expression

for those who trespass,

and it goes something like, "Get the hell off my planet

or I'll blow your brains out."

(bell rings) And cut. One more time please.

(phone ringing)

Hello?

NURSE: Erin, this is Dr. Hall's office.

I've left you so many messages,

I was worried I have the wrong number.

Have you made a decision about scheduling your BRCA gene test?

Hey, new girl.

(phone beeps) No personal calls on set.

You make yourself useful and take this to props.

DIRECTOR: Action!

(clapper snaps)

I don't know what planet you're from,

but here on Earth, we have a little expression

for trespassers.

Cut!

(bell rings)

Um, ju-just a second?

Hey, you okay?

It's no big deal.

I was gonna have to shoot the scene like 20 times anyway.

What's-what's wrong?

Silver, talk to me.

I might have the cancer gene,

and I don't know if I want to take the test to find out.

I might have to have surgery,

and I might...

have to freeze my eggs if I want to have kids.

And I haven't even told any of the girls any of this

because I don't want them to worry about me.

And... and I don't want to die.

You're looking at me all weird.

Sorry.

No, uh...

I mean, that-that sounds bad, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, um... never mind.

Look, I'm sorry that I-I-I dropped all of this on you.

Just please don't

tell anybody, okay?

Hi. If you're here to start a fight,

I do not have time.

PJ will be here in five minutes,

and I have to get fabulous. You already

are fabulous.

Here, it's a peace offering.

What is it?

Moisturizer?

Well, it's from France.

Something about the bodily fluids of roe deer.

It works wonders on your pores.

(chuckles)

Did you lace it with something that's gonna burn my face off?

Thank you very much,

but I think I'll use my own moisturizer.

Suit yourself.

I mean, honestly,

the whole Clark sisters and peace offerings

really doesn't make any logical sense.

Oh, my God!

What are you doing, Jen?

Stop it!

Really, Jen?

Are you serious?

You can't win, so you have

to lock me out of the competition?

Oh, look, someone left their phone out here.

Oh, well, it's a shame

you bought such a garishly large house.

No one's gonna hear your screams

from all the way up here.

Listen, I will be sure to tell Preston that you say hello.

Okay?

Ciao, ciao.

You're a bitch!

(banging on door)

I think you'd be making a big mistake

working with that sellout.

You know, you sure have a lot of opinions

about how I should live my life

for somebody who's just a friend.

What's that supposed to mean?

Nothing.

No, wait a second.

That's what this is about?

The girlfriend thing?

Why didn't you say so?

Dude, because...

Because, okay?

I don't want to be that girl who needs validation.

I don't,

but right now in my life,

I guess I kind of am that girl who needs validation.

I mean, I know we're not, like, officially together.

I know that.

I just kind of figured that was the direction

that we'd be going in.

Well, I mean, why do we have to define our relationship

in conventional terms?

It's like street art.

Let's just enjoy what we have now, in the moment,

and screw what anybody else thinks. Diego,

Diego, it's not about street art.

Okay, it's not about how other people feel.

It's about this.

This thing, this relationship or whatever you want to call it.

It's about how you and I feel about each other,

and I just, I don't get you; one minute you're taking

the rap for me with Sonya,

the next you don't even know how to say

how you feel about me.

Look, I show you how I feel.

Just so you know, you're not doing a really good job.

Come to think of it,

maybe I will work with that sellout.

At least she sees some sort of future with me.

(phone ringing)

Hey, babe, where you at?

I'm stuck at home.

I think I had some bad sushi for lunch.

Will you be able to do the meeting without me?

I guess I have no choice now.

(door opens) Hey, wait, here's Marilyn.

I'll talk to you later.

Dixon, I presume?

Yes. Hi, Marilyn.

Thanks for coming in so late.

Where's your partner?

Oh, sh-sh-she's... she's not here.

But we can go over the playlist together.

When I heard

you were working with Adrianna,

I got to say, I had my reservations.

And now that she's flaked on our first meeting,

I think she's proven me right.

Uh, what are you talking about?

Adrianna has a certain reputation in this business,

and it's not a good one.

I know, um, and she's completely changed.

Um,

I trust her,

and she's just home sick right now.

(scoffs) Come with me.

Hey.

What are you doing here? Everything okay?

Actually, no.

What's going on?

There's something you need to know about Vanessa.

(glass shattering)

(clattering)

Hold it right there! I'm armed.

It's me, you idiot.

Well, I'm kind of digging the whole Charlie's Angels thing,

but why wouldn't you just take the stairs?

Because my sister is an evil bitch.

If she wants to play dirty to get PJ,

I can play dirty.

When do you see him next?

Tomorrow we're going to Desert Valley to sell bags.

Perfect.

Annie,

I think it's finally time.

I'm gonna wear... the dress.

Wait, what?

I didn't even think

that the dress was real.

I mean, I know you talk about it all the time,

but I just thought it was this urban fashion legend.

You know how religious freaks feel about their virginity?

That's how I feel about the dress.

I have been saving it for the perfect guy,

and PJ is the perfect guy.

♪ On the side of the street I knew ♪

♪ Stood a girl that looked like you ♪

♪ I guess that's déjà vu ♪

♪ But I thought this can't be true ♪

♪ 'Cause you moved to West L.A. ♪

♪ Or New York or Santa Fe ♪

♪ Or wherever to get away from me ♪

♪ Oh, but that one night ♪

♪ Was more than just right ♪

♪ I didn't leave you ♪

♪ 'Cause I was all through ♪

♪ Oh, I was overwhelmed ♪

♪ And frankly scared as hell ♪

♪ Because I really fell for you ♪

♪ Oh, I swear to you ♪

♪ I'll be there for you ♪

♪ This is not a drive-by-y-y-y-y ♪

♪ Just a shy guy ♪

♪ Looking for a two-ply Hefty bag to hold my-y-y-y-y love ♪

♪ When you move me ♪

♪ Everything is groovy ♪

♪ They don't like it, sue me ♪

♪ Mm, the way you do me ♪

♪ Oh, I swear to you ♪

♪ I'll be there for you ♪

♪ This is not a drive-by-y-y-y-y ♪

♪ On the upside of a downward spiral... ♪

Guys, do you hear that?

I can't believe we're performing at the same festival as Train.

We're in the big leagues now.

Oh, okay.

Can I get a little help?

Uh, it's all yours.

Shouldn't PJ be here to help you with these bags?

He's taking a helicopter later

'cause apparently, road trips give him motion sickness.

(Naomi screaming)

Oh, my God, I'm going to kill her!

What are you talking about?

Jen stole my dress and replaced it with this.

What am I gonna do now?

What am I gonna wear? We're like 50 miles

from a store, and I can't let PJ see me in sweats.

Okay.

♪ On the other side of a street I knew ♪

♪ Stood a girl that looked like you ♪

♪ I guess that's déjà vu ♪

♪ But I thought this can't be true 'cause ♪

♪ Oh, I swear to you ♪

♪ I'll be there for you ♪

♪ This is not a drive-by-y-y-y-y ♪

♪ Just a shy guy ♪

♪ Looking for a two-ply Hefty bag to hold my-y-y-y-y love ♪

You gonna tell me what's wrong

or do I have to ask a fifth time?

(exhales)

Okay, you're right.

I don't want to make waves, and I know this is weird,

but did you...

Did you hire that girl for me to rescue at the charity event?

That's ridiculous.

Well, why would you think that?

Adrianna told me she was an actress.

She thinks that you staged the whole thing

so that I would look like a hero

and get some attention from Hollywood people.

And you believed her.

(chuckles) Look, it's just with all the stuff with Annie,

and now this, I don't know what to believe.

Well, I do.

You rescued an actress at a charity gala

in Hollywood.

That's like spotting an attitude in New York.

And as for your friend,

Adrianna,

look, I don't know what kind of a crazy person spreads rumors

about people. She's not crazy.

Really? You've told me the stories yourself.

The pill swapping,

the pool fights, the stealing dead Mexican pop star songs?

I'm telling you, that girl has it out for me.

Look, I know Adrianna.

She's worked hard to earn

everybody's forgiveness, and I trust her.

More that you trust me?

I didn't say that.

You didn't have to.

(light acoustic pop intro playing)

♪ Hey-ey ♪

♪ Hey-ey-ey ♪

♪ Hey-ey-ey-ey ♪

♪ Your lipstick stains ♪

♪ On the front lobe of my left-side brains ♪

♪ I knew I wouldn't forget ya ♪

♪ And so I went and let you blow my mind ♪

SILVER: Are you ready?

It's not vintage couture,

but I have limited resources.

So please give me your honest opinion.

How do I look?

Ooh. Where...

Where did you get that?

Just over at the pop-up market.

Some hippie freaks were selling their crap.

Okay, I'll see you guys later.

What's wrong with her?

Well, I said, "Some hippie freaks were selling their crap."

She probably wanted to go be with her people.

(laughs)

(gasps)

Oh... I'm so not getting involved with this.

Good luck. Don't get arrested.

I love the ensemble, Naomi, but I do think

the clown costume would have looked a little better.

I don't need the dress to win PJ.

You know, I do admire your confidence.

It reminds me of how convinced Jacques was

that he could walk when he was eight months old.

He was positively adorable

when he kept falling on his face.

Ladies, have you seen Annie?

I'm supposed to help her with the bags. Wow.

You look... Wow.

That is a bold choice for an outdoor concert.

But you know what? I like bold.

Thank you.

Oh...

There she is.

Naomi, you look spectacular as always.

Oh, you noticed. Thank you.

Yeah. You know, isn't it charming

when girls feel like they have

to walk around half-naked in order to get attention?

Oh, well, you know what I say.

If you have it, flaunt it.

And I always say that if you feel

the need to advertise it, it probably isn't worth buying.

Girls, as much as I love a little healthy competition,

my father wants me to call him.

There's some sort of wine emergency happening at the vineyard.

So, I will catch up with you... and you

(chuckles) in a few minutes.

I hope it works out.

Me, too!

Oh, my God, "Me, too."

"Me, too." Shh!

♪ Hey, soul sister ♪

♪ Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo? ♪

♪ The way you move ain't fair, you know ♪

♪ Hey, soul sister ♪

♪ I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight ♪

♪ Hey, soul sister ♪

(knocking) ♪ I don't wanna miss a... ♪

I thought you said we had ten minutes?

(door slams)

I warned you not to mess with me.

Hmm.

(chuckles)

What are you doing?

I just came to wish you good luck!

And then you started... hitting me.

Stop it! Stop it!

Stop! Help! Help! She's crazy!

Help!

Help!

Thank God you're here.

Thank God you're here! She's crazy.

Look at what she did to me.

Look at what she did to me. It's not what you think, okay?

She did this to herself.

Ha! I just came in here

to wish her good luck,

and then she started accusing me of sabotaging

some meeting, and then she started hitting me.

I told you

she was out to get me.

How could you do this?

And after everything I've done for you?

I even defended you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Do you really think Adrianna would beat Vanessa up?

She's making this up because I'm onto her, okay?

She called the same time as the Def Jam producer called

to set up the meeting. She set us up!

I called to convince her to come back to work

because we were slammed after you quit.

Why don't you tell him how you found out about the call?

She stole my purse and went through my phone.

Adrianna wouldn't do that.

Would you?

I mean, yeah, that part is true.

But I didn't beat her up.

Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt,

but I have to take you to security for questioning. Now?

I mean, can we at least perform first?

It you don't come with me,

I'm gonna have to call the police.

ADRIANNA: Oh, my...

You covered for me once.

I'll cover for you now, okay?

(sniffles)

I'm glad you're okay.

(door closes)

Bag? Really cute bag for charity.

So, some stoner over there

actually had the audacity to try

and sell some street artist work.

So I stole back his stencils.

Where are your signs at?

Uh, PJ was supposed to bring them,

and he didn't even show up.

Naomi probably intercepted him.

That's annoying. Well, how are the sales going?

Mm, you mean the sale?

Now, the charity's off to a really strong start

with $20 in the pot.

I'm sorry, Annie.

That is so frustrating.

You know, it's like you can't even sell something

that actually matters; meanwhile,

some douche bag over there is selling somebody else's...

Anyway, Dixon should be on soon,

and I should probably close up shop.

You coming?

Yeah, just give me a minute.

Hey.

Hey, yourself.

Look, I'm sorry about yesterday.

I did not mean to put all that on you.

No, no, no, I'm sorry. I wasn't very helpful.

It just kind of caught me off guard, you know?

Yeah, kind of did the same to me.

Yeah, I can see how it could be scary.

If you've got the BRCA gene, your risk of getting cancer

is, like, five times more than other girls.

How do you know that?

Um, it's this little thing called Google.

(chuckles) Did you research it for me?

Well, it's the least I could do

after how I reacted the other day.

Silver, I'm there for you.

Whatever you need, I'm your guy.

All I need is to forget about the stupid test.

Can you make that happen?

Maybe I can.

You want to go for a ride?

(Silver shrieks)

(laughing): Oh, my God!

(shrieks)

(laughs)

Are you all right? Yeah.

That was amazing.

Yeah, it was.

(sighs)

You're still thinking about the test, aren't you?

(exhales)

I'm still thinking about the test.

Well, if you can't enjoy life without knowing,

then maybe you should take it.

I mean, knowing can't be much worse than this, right?

(sighs)

JEN: Naomi?

Go away, Jen.

Have you seen Preston?

No. I was certain you'd stolen him from me already.

I don't steal things; I earn them.

Oh, really? Like you earned Ethan and like you earned Liam?

I'm not gonna let you steal another guy from me.

PJ is mine, so back the hell off.

I can't even-- first of all--

believe you would bring up those names.

We have both made mistakes. We've made mistakes?

No, no, no, no, you've made mistakes.

I'm tired of dealing with them.

Are you jealous of me or something?

Jealous? (laughs)

As far as I can see,

you are the same vapid, narcissistic,

self-aggrandizing bitch as you ever were.

Huh. I don't know what on Earth I would be jealous of you for.

The fact that I am actually making something of myself,

and you're still an ageing single mother without a friend,

without love or even sex in her life!

Oh! I do not believe you would just go there!

Oh! Oh!

(screaming)

(both screaming)

Crazy bitch!

(screaming)

Bitch!

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

(grunting)

What are you doing?!

Stop it! (shrieks)

Oh, my God, that is it!

I am so done with your stupid fight over PJ!

You guys are acting like you're 12!

When are you gonna grow the hell up?!

(spits)

I wish he was here right now so that he could see this

and see how crazy the both of you are!

What are you talking about? Where is he?

He went to Napa on the helicopter an hour ago!

EMCEE: Our next act is a local L.A. duo.

For the first time on the Desert Valley stage,

please welcome Dixon and Adrianna.

(cheering)

Uh... (clears throat)

Um, th-thank you.

Thank you for coming out.

(bass drum and piano playing hip-hop intro)

♪ You had me going from the first glance ♪

♪ And the first chance I guess I'm gonna ask ♪

♪ For my first dance from this girl ♪

♪ Oh, the way you're moving, girl ♪

♪ You had me hypnotized-tized ♪

♪ Mama said, "Don't rush it, baby ♪

♪ You can take the time" ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba, I already found the one I like-like-like ♪

♪ Like-like-like-like ♪

♪ I can't take my eyes off you ♪

♪ No, I can't take my eyes off you ♪

♪ No, I can't take my eyes off you ♪

♪ I'm watching, I'm looking ♪

♪ I'm seeing, I need you right now ♪

♪ I'm watching, I'm looking ♪

♪ I can't take my eyes off you... ♪

I'm sorry for ruining your dress.

And for calling you words

you probably don't even understand.

I'm sorry for saying

you don't have love or sex in your life.

Don't be-- it's true.

You know, I think, actually,

a part of me is jealous of you.

You have so many people in your life who just love you.

And me, I am in my late mid-20s

with a car seat in the back of my Bentley

and no close friends or family really to speak of.

You have me.

Do I?

Always.

And I'm jealous of you, too.

Your post-baby body is a bit ridiculous.

Seriously, how many moms

look hotter after than they did before?

You can have Preston.

You deserve him

far more than I do.

Jen.

And you know what the crazy part is?

The tarot card reader was right.

The truth would be revealed

in a heated, passionate roll.

(laughing): Oh! Granted,

I thought it would be in bed with Preston, but...

the mud will do.

Well, she wasn't right about everything.

She said I was going to get my heart broken

by the one I loved most.

Well, thank goodness for that.

I'm going to go back to L.A. and see Jacques.

You enjoy some time with your friends, okay?

Oh.

Um... yeah.

You're going to get me muddy.

Uh, yeah, all right. Good-bye.

Bye.

♪ I'm looking ♪

♪ I can't take my eyes off of you. ♪

(cheering and applause)

What the hell happened to you?

Long story.

Uh, how did you get all these people here?

Well, turns out your bag

just needed a little bit of street cred to sell.

Which I happen to have a lot of right now.

Wait. All that graffiti around town's yours?

It's not graffiti; it's.... I mean, it's street art.

Oh, I got to say it's pretty badass.

DIEGO: It's totally badass.

Hey.

Oh, hey.

That performance

was not what I was expecting.

It was better.

Really?

Thanks.

Oh, this is my colleague, Carter.

Oh, hey. Great job tonight.

Thank you.

We want to sign you to a record contract.

Are... are you serious? Yes.

(laughs)

Uh... (grunts)

Uh, I can't wait to tell Ade.

Uh, yeah, it's... it's not for her.

It's for you-- alone.

MARILYN: Tonight, Adrianna proved

that she's not dependable,

and you proved that you don't need her onstage.

Um...

yeah, but... but-but we're a team.

Then go ahead and be a team player,

but you won't have a contract with us.

Carter, let's go.

Look, relationships are about compromise, too, right?

And I've been thinking about the...

the girlfriend thing.

Yeah, look, about that-- um...

I went from being somebody's girlfriend

to being married, and then separated

all in the last year.

I'm... I don't know-- I'm still trying

to figure out what normal dating is like.

So... maybe I did kind of overreact yesterday.

You don't have to apologize.

You were right.

I do look at most things the same way I look at art--

temporary, in the moment,

just for today, you know-- but not you.

When I look at you,

I think about more than just the moment.

I think about the future.

And that's something I...

I don't want to have painted over, you know?

And I think there's a word for...

for someone who makes you feel like that.

Yeah?

So, if it's okay with you,

can I call you my girlfriend?

Yes, please.

You ready?

(whooping)

Hey.

Hey.

So... how'd it go with security?

(sighs) I think I finally convinced them

that Vanessa set me up.

Yeah, that, uh, girl is all kinds of crazy.

(both chuckling)

Our music is the only thing I have going for me right now,

and the fact that Vanessa just set us up to fail...

Anyways, it's over now.

From now on, it's just me, you and our music.

Oh, my God.

That record producer must think I'm the biggest flake.

Do you think I should go apologize?

No. Uh... no.

I mean, um, maybe not.

You know, uh...

she's probably long gone anyway.

(sighs)

I really hope she liked it.

Do you think we'll ever hear from her again?

Uh... I don't know.

(sighs)

(sighs) Well...

I got to say, I learned a valuable lesson today.

That, if your event planning business fails,

you always have a fallback career in mud wrestling?

(chuckles) No.

That I don't want to play games anymore.

Not with my sister, not with PJ.

I trust our connection-- it's real.

And the next time I see him,

I'm just going to ask him out.

(chuckling)

What's that?

Oh, it's from Jen.

Oh.

"Dearest Naomi, Jacques and I need some time away.

I thought the Napa Valley would be just the place to relax."

Oh, she's following PJ.

I'm so sorry, Naomi.

She lied to me.

She... she doesn't care about me at all.

I guess Sybil was right.

I just didn't think it would be Jen

who would break my heart.

♪ ♪

(knock at door)

Yeah. Hey. Ready for you on set.

Okay.

You're looking very action star-y.

Ah, well, that is the idea.

Hey, um...

thank you for everything.

Last night really helped me.

I'm going to take the test.

Well, if that's what you want, I think that's a good idea.

It is what I want. Yeah.

I just, uh... I don't really want to go alone.

Would you...

go with me?

Of course.

Yeah?

Thanks.

(clears throat)

(laughs)

Before I know any more,

let's just keep this

between the two of us, okay?

Absolutely.

Thanks.

Let's go.

Hey.

Have you seen Liam? Yeah.

Yeah, he's in his trailer with the new P.A.

But knock first.

They've been spending a lot of time together lately.

(chuckles)

Hey.

So what's up with Silver?

Uh... nothing.

We were just talking.

Come on.