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Previously, on 90210: Screw my spiritual journey!

I want my money back! Oh, I'm sorry,

Naomi, but you already signed the deed

to my foundation-- like it or not, that land is mine. Emily told me

she saw you guys making out

on the back porch, right before my big audition...

which I then proceeded to screw up royally!

Well, I just wanted to tell you, I am so glad

I took a chance on you. You got the part!

Are you serious?

I trusted you. I don't think I can see you anymore.

NAVID: Don't you get it? That girl Kaitlyn

is a junior; which means

my dad put an underage girl in his movie.

You're not getting your daughter back, are you? I can't be a mother.

But I can totally be a reality star!

Oh, just stop.

I can't do this anymore.

I can't keep running around behind her back with you.

NAVID: I-I don't love you. No.

Not anymore. He's cheating on me.

Why would you think that? Because I found this in his room.

(sighing)

I just can't get over the fact that Navid was cheating on me.

Mmm. Men are pigs.

Yeah.... I guess.

But I am surprised about Navid.

I know! He was always so faithful,

and so loyal.

No, I'm surprised that he could even get a side piece.

But, yeah, that he was faithful and loyal and all that.

I blame the slut who seduced him.

I wonder who she is.

Okay, okay,

let's not get ahead of ourselves.

I mean, Ade, you're right.

It doesn't sound like Navid.

He's... he's not the type.

He's loyal and faithful, and he wouldn't...

Yeah, but I found another girl's earring

in his bedroom. I know.

But that's... that is just circumstantial evidence.

It could be anyone's.

It could be... like, his sister's!

He's got, like, 18 sisters, you know?

It could be one of theirs. I'm sure of it.

Yeah, you're probably right.

MAN: Cut! Oh,

that is just great, girls. Really, really good.

We had a little bit of a lighting issue.

We're going to clean that up. But this is fantastic.

Terrific. Really good energy.

(laughs)

Can you believe this?

We're going to be on TV.

Hell, yeah!

Oh, not too much blush. Okay.

Uh, I don't know if I'm really...

uh, up for this. I'm not

a reality show type person.

ADRIANNA: Silver! No! You have to.

Giles said that I need a posse for the pilot.

(laughing): I am your posse.

Or you could be mine.

Okay, does it seem

a little uncool that we're trashing Navid

like this, if it's going to be on national TV?

Um... no.

Navid deserves it.

Even if he didn't cheat on her, he dumped her.

GILES: Okay, we're ready to go again.

Adrianna, great energy.

All right? Naomi... camera loves you. (Naomi guffaws)

The feeling is mutual. GILES: All right,

Silver, babe, tiny note.

Try not to look like you're being tortured, yeah?

Oh! Yeah, okay.

So, let's take it again from the top. And... Action!

I just can't believe Navid was cheating on me.

Thanks again for breakfast, Mom.

You're welcome.

We should do this more.

Here you go, Mrs. Shirazi.

Thank you. WAITER: Shirazi.

You related to that kiddie-porn guy?

Uh, no.

Uh, no relation.

Of course, Alexander the Great was the most controversial

of the Macedon kings and he remains so today.

The Greeks in Alexander's time,

they did not think about sexual orientation the way we do now.

Looks like Teddy was born in the wrong era.

(scattered laughter)

No talking. Now...

When Alexander lost Hephaestion, he was overcome with grief...

MAN: The last thing I did?

Oh, darling, it was so far off Broadway.

It was in Newark.

(guffaws) Thanks, darling.

Sure. And by the way, everyone,

I'm Annie, the intern at the Abbott Playhouse.

So if you need anything at all, please just let me know.

I'll be at your beck and call.

Hi, guys!

Hey! Here you go.

Oh, thanks, Annie.

Here.

I really appreciate

the good attitude you've had about everything.

Mm! I know how much

you wanted a part in the play.

Oh, please. I'm just happy

I got an audition. I knew it was a long shot.

Okay, people, we'll begin the read-through shortly.

We are just waiting on one more actress.

WOMAN: Sorry I'm late!

And here she is, right on cue.

Everyone, this is Emily Bradford.

She will be our Cecily.

(applause)

MAN: Welcome, darling!

Thanks.

I'm so excited!

It was unbelievable, Mom,

The way that she was just prancing

around the theater like she owned the place.

She's such a snake and a phony!

I don't get it! How did this happen?!

Annie, try to calm down.

But she went behind my back and she stole the part!

I knew that I couldn't trust her.

I knew it! Emily.

Annie, I am so sorry.

I knew I shouldn't have gone out with the cast last night.

I should have come right home and just talked to you.

You know what, Emily, I really don't want to hear it.

No, I swear I did not mean for this to happen.

When you left the audition, the director assumed

I was there to audition, too,

and I just figured, you know, what the heck?

It'd be a good experience, right?

I-I never dreamed that I would actually get it.

Yeah, right. Annie, hear her out.

Emily, don't you think you should've told her? I know.

I know. I just...

I knew how bad she wanted the part,

and... I didn't know how.

I'm so sorry, Annie.

Look, if it's that upsetting to you,

then I just, you know,

I won't take the part; I'll quit.

Good. Quit.

DEBBIE: Annie, you don't mean that.

(scoffs) Fine!

You know what? I don't care.

Do what you want.

♪ ♪

Once we've determined the alkalinity of the soil,

we can then begin to form

a hypothesis about the local geology.

All right? (claps)

Let's get to it, people.

Hi.

I'm Max. We're lab partners.

Mm. Lucky for me.

Are you going to put on your lab goggles?

(laughs) Yeah, right.

They're gnarly. I'm not wearing them.

Why do I always get stuck with the airheads?

Where are your soil samples?

What?

Our homework last class

was to collect soil samples from various regions in Los Angeles.

Fine. I'll bring some dirt in next class.

(cell phone rings) Oh.

Hello?

Speaking.

No, not busy at all. Put him through.

You know, may... maybe you can go ahead

and do your little experiment without me.

Phil! Hi!

Please tell me

you're calling with good news.

What?

What do you mean?

You're the attorney, not me.

What?! No!

Guru Sona stole my money!

She bought ten acres of land with my trust fund money.

What do you mean "no legal grounds"?

Okay, I'll just bury you in the legal ground.

How about that, Phil? I'll sue you!

Speaking of ground...

we have an experiment to start here.

Listen, um...

what's your name again?

Max.

Listen, Max.

I'm getting a migraine.

So I'm going to make a deal with you.

I'm going to rest.

And you, uh,

you do your little experiment just as quietly

as you can, okay?

(sighing)

(class bell rings)

♪ ♪

Oh, you should've seen my mom's face.

It crumpled like a tin can.

It was horrible.

I'm sorry man. That sucks. Yeah.

I couldn't get to sleep last night.

But then, Dixon Wilson,

I had the genius idea

how to redeem the family name.

Change it?

No.

Shirazi Entertainment 2.0.

Dude, turn my dad's studio

into a mainstream production facility.

Yeah? Yeah, dude, we have the space.

We have the equipment.

Dude, we can shoot anything we want there.

And I bet we can rent it out for way cheaper

than the big studios.

What do you think?

Sounds awesome, man.

I know, right? Well, I was thinking

you know, we'd start small, like, uh,

training films, local commercials, that kind of thing.

And I even put in a call to my orthodontist--

you know, the guy that dresses up like a big molar.

(laughs)

What?

Now it's starting to sound a little less awesome. Um...

What about music videos, huh?

I mean, they shoot all the time, all over L.A.,

and a lot of them have to be super low-budget.

Yeah, but I know my orthodontist, see?

I don't know anybody in the music business.

Come on.

♪ ♪

It was really cool of Ivy

to hook us up with her mom, man.

Hi.

Hi. I'm Navid Shirazi.

I have an appointment with

Laurel Cooper. Just have a seat.

She's just finishing up with Willow Smith.

For real?

Willow Smith. You...

You know the song. Big... big fan.

I'm here to see Mr. Jackson.

Dude, dude, you know who that is?

He'll be with you in a minute, Vaughn, okay?

Okay.

Uh... no.

That's Vaughn Floyd, the music producer.

Who?

(scoffing)

You are so pathetic.

He's worked with everybody.

Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj...

What, do you live in a cave? Dude, I spend a lot of time on the Blaze.

Uh... Young Jeezy?

Nelly?

Oh, yeah, Nelly.

Nelly, I heard of.

I should hope so. Yeah.

We should talk to him.

Wha... what are we supposed to say?

Walk with me.

Yo! Cee Lo was so stoked, man.

He said Shirazi Studios

was the best place he's ever worked,

hands down.

Yeah? Yeah.

He said that? Really?

(stammers) Not that I'm surprised.

Um... uh...

What'd he... what'd he say about the price?

Oh, it's the lowest he's ever seen, man.

Seriously.

(both chuckle nervously)

Vaughn Floyd?!

Yeah? Oh, uh, Dixon Wilson, man.

A big fan. Thanks.

This is my associate, Navid.

Hi. Navid Shirazi.

Shirazi Studios.

Like the porn?

No. Um...

no relation.

We run a legit, full-service,

top-quality production house.

Uh, 25,000 square feet of studio space.

And the best prices in town.

All right, well, you got any openings this week?

Uh, this week? Well...

to tell you the truth...

Actually, we just had... a cancellation,

so we're completely available.

Ah, that's right!

Huh.

Well, I was shot a video with Nelly

last week over at Raleigh.

But we need a place to shoot some pick-ups,

so, um, I'm thinking maybe I can use you.

Yeah. Just give me a call.

Yeah, that'd be great. All right.

Thank you. Hey, Vaughn.

They're ready for you.

(chuckles)

Later, Vaughn! Nice meeting you!

Oh, dude!

(laughing)

(clearing throat)

Hey, now we just have to...

figure out how to produce a music video.

Amy Mills?

Here.

Teddy Montgomery?

Anyone know where Teddy is?

Uh, he wasn't in English Lit either.

♪ ♪ Wait, bear with me.

So the Merlin is the same as a Steadicam, right?

Okay, is there a way

to have that to the studio by 4:00?

Okay.

Thank you. Thank you. Bye.

I called in every favor I could with my dad's friends.

And assuming they come through with the equipment,

we might be okay.

Dude, I cannot believe in a few short hours

we're going to be hanging out with Nelly.

We're not going to be hanging, we're going to be working.

Have you ever heard his first album with the St. Lunatics?

Dude, it's dope.

You sure know a lot about Nelly.

Dude grew up in Missouri.

Started wearing his signature Band-Aid

when his half brother City Spud got jailed.

What else?

Oh, yeah, he loves candy corn.

Dude, we gotta have candy corn on set.

Got to.

Got to.

Candy corn?

Uh, sure, but, Dixon, I think the larger concern

is that we don't have all the camera equipment.

We'll get it.

♪ ♪

Oh, my God, it's totally a sport.

I would like to see a football player do the splits

on top of a human pyramid.

They should cheer for you.

Yeah, totally!

(both laughing)

Hey, do you think maybe I could borrow

your bullhorn?

Yeah.

You know what? Sure.

Thank you.

Go Wildcats! Whoo!

Go Wildcats! Thanks.

(knocking) You're not going anywhere.

What are you doing? No, what are you doing?

You promised you'd have the soil samples for our project.

You didn't show up in lab.

I'm sorry. I was busy dealing with something important.

Look, I have a perfect GPA, Naomi.

And I know, you probably don't know what that means.

So let me tell you.

It means my chance

to go to MIT.

And if we fail this project, I will no longer have

a perfect GPA, and I will be pissed as hell.

Okay, it's a science presentation, right?

You're good at science,

I'm good at presentations.

So you do the stuff with the dirt,

and I will show up and give the whole thing a little pizzazz.

You want me to do your work.

If it's going to keep you

from being pissed as hell.

That's cheating. I don't cheat.

Fine.

I'm busy today.

The dirt will have to wait.

The dirt cannot wait.

What are you doing?

I'm getting in your car.

We're going to go get soil samples.

No, we are not. Yes, we are.

Are you seriously not going to get out of my car?

I am seriously not going to get out of your car.

Fine.

Buckle up.

It moves.

(tires squealing)

MAN: Zip. WOMAN: Zap.

Zip. Zap.

Zap. Zip.

And zippity-do-dah.

Excellent, everybody. Good job.

All right, everybody take five and then

we'll try a run-through of act one.

Whoo.

Nice work so far, Emily. Impressive. Really?

Thank you.

That means so much.

(phone ringing)

Hi, Liam.

(chuckles)

Actually, I would love

for you to come by.

No, now is great.

I'm about to go on break.

All right, I'll see you soon.

You know, I could really go for some SnoYo right now.

Oh, girl, that sounds good.

Curse you. I'm trying to lose this muffin top.

Oh, we need a treat, right?

Hey, Annie, would you mind doing a SnoYo run?

No problem.

Watermelon's my favorite.

They don't have it everywhere.

See what you can do. Sure.

♪ ♪

You realize we've passed plenty of great places to collect soil.

Hey.

Do you think you could drive this car?

Uh, I guess so.

Excellent.

What's going on?

Welcome, everyone, to the groundbreaking ceremony

for the Shining Tree Wellness Center.

(applause)

What a glorious day.

I would like to express my gratitude to all of you,

and most of all

thank you to the land itself.

Thank you, land,

for welcoming us,

and allowing us to create a sanctuary

for travelers on the spiritual path.

Namaste.

ALL: Namaste.

Now let us all close our eyes

and enjoy a moment of silence

while we honor this special and sacred land.

(wind whistling)

NAOMI (over bullhorn): Back away from the guru!

Guru Sona is a fraud!

Back away from the guru.

Stay behind me, Guru Sona.

It's okay, Warwick.

I can handle this.

This woman is a fraud, everyone.

She's a cheater

and a con artist and a liar.

My bikini waxer

is more spiritual than Guru Sona.

SONA: Naomi, my child,

I sense that you're hurting.

Oh, well, I sense that you're a phony.

And I'll tell you what's hurting--

my bank account, after you stole $200,000

of my money!

Screw you, Guru.

Come on, say it with me.

Screw you, Guru.

Screw... Screw you, Guru.

Everyone, let us not hate Naomi.

Let us give her compassion

as a fellow traveler who has lost her way.

Hey, are you a reporter?

MAN: From the Weekly.

I have a story for you.

She conned me out of $200,000...

Yeah. I got the story already. Rich trust fund kid

realizes the world doesn't revolve around her.

Front page news definitely.

(laughter)

Good-bye, Naomi.

Go in peace.

Namaste.

FOLLOWERS: Namaste.

Naomi. What?

Wait up!

You know what, I'm not really in the mood

to look for soil samples, Max.

You're... What, an idiot?

Yeah, I know that already. Thank you very much.

I was going to say "upset."

Well, it doesn't take a 2,400 IQ to figure that out, does it?

There's no such thing as...

Never mind.

Are you okay?

No, I'm not okay.

I'm an airhead.

You were right.

Why? What happened?

Who was that creepy lady in white?

A con artist

who tricked me into giving her

hundreds of thousands of dollars.

How?

I don't know.

'Cause I'm a lame idiot.

She made me think I was

this "chosen person."

She said that I was special.

Well, I wouldn't expect a genius like you to understand.

It's like what Morpheus told Neo.

What?

You know, in The Matrix?

The movie with the hideous pleather coats-- I saw it.

Hey, um...

we all want to feel important, you know?

Like we have some special significance.

So you are not lame.

You're just human.

Thanks.

(rustling)

(bird calling)

Oh, Athene cunicularia!

Do you know what that was?! Are you nerding out

all over our nice moment?

It's a burrowing owl.

It's an amateur ornithologist's dream.

It's-it's...

Do you know how rare those are?

Uh, no, I don't.

Oh, man.

Aw, it's gone.

They're fascinating.

They-they live in burrows

and they're small, but they have these really long legs.

They're kind of dorky looking, but cute, you know?

Anyway, they're a species

of concern in California.

You... you mean, like, they're protected?

Yeah, by the Department of Fish and Game.

So if there's owls--

burrowing owls that live on this land-- no one can build on it?

In fact, no one could sell it.

The state would have to cancel the land sale.

Then I would get my money back.

Would this really work?

Sure, if we had some proof.

We've got to find that owl.

(imitating owl hooting)

ADRIANNA: It's just crazy, you know.

I mean, one point, Navid and I are going to get married

and now we're over. It's insane.

Yeah. Oh, my God, did I tell you about the nightmare

I had last night?

Um, yep, actually you-you did...

Navid and I were at prom,

and everything was wonderful.

And we were just about to kiss.

And suddenly, it wasn't Navid at all.

It was Perez Hilton.

I screamed so loud,

I'm surprised nobody called the police.

GILES: Okay, cut.

What's wrong now? Uh, what's right?

Ivy, sweetie, you can't look into the camera.

Um, right, right, of course.

You know, the thing is, I just, I don't watch

a lot of reality shows,

so, um, I don't really know

how this works, right?

Actually, maybe I just shouldn't be a part of it.

No, no, no. I need a posse.

(groans) GILES: No, you know what?

She's not... It's-- the real problem is

all we have is hours of you

whining about your ex-boyfriend.

Whining?

Yeah. Look, I don't want to be harsh,

but, I mean, we don't have a show here.

Yeah. Yes, we do. We totally have a show.

Okay, let's just make it more about my career.

You know, that's what this is supposed to be.

It's my comeback. I know, but what comeback?

I mean... just give me a chance, okay?

I will do anything.

I'll sing, I'll dance.

I'll do whatever it takes.

Hey, maybe, um, maybe Navid and Dixon could just, like, give you

a part in that music video they're shooting.

Navid's shooting a video?

Whoo!

Liam!

Emily.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Oh, didn't Annie tell you? I'm in the play.

No kidding!

I didn't even know you auditioned.

Congratulations. That's incredible.

I know. Thanks.

I can hardly believe it.

Yeah. Hey, uh, do you know where Annie is?

I'm supposed to meet her here.

Oh, um, she's on a run.

She probably tried to call. My stupid phone is dead.

Mm. Well, she should be back soon.

Hey, do you want to,

um, do you want to help me run lines?

Um... okay.

Okay. Come on. Follow me.

♪ ♪

Looks like we pulled it off.

Of course, man.

Never had any doubts about it.

Yeah, well, I did.

Candy corn?

I'm good.

(both chuckle)

Uh-oh.

Navid!

What the hell?

Ade, what are you doing?

What is all this?

It's my reality show.

It's pretty cool, huh?

So, I was hoping to meet Nelly.

I heard that he really liked to collaborate with other

and maybe he'd want me to do a cameo in his video.

(chuckles) It's worth a try, right?

Are you joking?

Please?

Giles, my producer, thinks it would be

really great for the pilot.

Yeah, uh, well, I don't care about your pilot, okay?

I'm trying to run a business here,

and this is a very big day for me, Ade.

You got to get out of here.

Navid, come on. I really need this.

Ade, I can't help you, okay?

It's not like it's my music video.

Seriously, just go.

Now.

Sorry I bothered you.

Can you believe her?

What do we do now?

You heard what he said-- it's not his video.

So go over his head.

Go talk to Nelly himself.

I can't. Navid would kill me.

Look, Adrianna, do you want a show or not?

Yo, I don't really know about that last dancer, yo.

Ten minutes, man.

Thanks, man.

Will you grab me something to drink?

Um, excuse me? Nelly? Yeah?

Hi, I'm Adrianna Tate-Duncan.

Oh, it is so nice to meet you.

I am such a huge fan.

Nice to meet you, too.

So, I was wondering if maybe I could be in your music video.

For real? (Adrianna laughs)

Are you a dancer?

Yeah! I can dance.

Wait a minute.

I know you. You're the chick

that stole the songs from the dead Mexican dude.

That's me! Adrianna.

You trippin'.

Yo, somebody come get this chick

before she steals my songs, too!

Oh! Whoa-whoa! Nelly, is this girl bothering you? Yo, V.

I don't know how she got in here,

but I'll be in my trailer until you figure it out.

Okay, who are you and how'd you get in here?

I'm a friend of Navid's. Navid!

She a friend of yours?

Ade, what are you doing here?

She upset Nelly, that's what she's doing.

Who the hell is she?

Uh, she's nobody.

And she's leaving.

That's great! Now I gotta go talk

Nelly out of his trailer.

God knows how long this is gonna set us back.

You are covering any overtime.

Of course. I'm really sorry, Vaughn.

I can't believe you guys would let your friends

wander all over set.

What kind of amateur operation are you running here?!

Get it together, man.

Adrianna! Hold up!

Turn that off!

Right now!

(mouthing)

Do you realize what you just ruined?! You're the one

who ruined my chance at having a reality show.

I can't believe you wouldn't help me.

Oh, my God. I can't even believe

how totally self-absorbed you are.

You don't think Ade!

You don't think about anybody but you!

Is that why you cheated on me?

You did, didn't you?

Fine.

I cheated. I'm sorry.

What I should have done

is break up with you a long time ago.

GILES: And cut!

This is gold!

This is the kind of drama I was talking about!

Do you think we can get him to sign a release?

All right, look,

I know why you've been blowing off school.

I've been there, you know?

What are we doing up here?

Well, I thought you could use a little tennis therapy.

Haven't held one of these in a while.

(grunts)

So, you want to talk about it?

I don't know, I just... I'm so angry!

At myself; at Ian.

I can't believe I came out of the closet for that guy.

You didn't come out of the closet for Ian.

You came out for you.

Yeah, well, it doesn't matter why I came out.

I can't go back.

Is that what you really want?

Yes.

No... God, I don't know.

Teddy, I don't think you can see this right now, but...

you're being honest with yourself

and everyone else.

It's only gonna lead to good things.

Really? Like what?

MAN: Ow!

MAN: What the hell?!

Keep the ice on it. You'll be fine.

Hey, I'm kinda the guy that hit you

with that tennis ball. Sorry about that.

Oh, well, I thought it'd be a rough game tonight,

I just wasn't expecting to get hit off the field.

(chuckles) You got a killer serve.

Thanks, I guess.

I'm Teddy. This is Silver.

Hey.

I'm Marco. What were you

guys doing on the roof anyway?

We, uh...

To be honest,

she was talking me through a bad breakup.

Wow, somebody must have really pissed you off.

Yeah, he did.

Yeah, I been there.

Look, I gotta get back to the bus.

Maybe you can make it up to me

with a free tennis lesson sometime.

Give me a call.

(laughs)

Did he just hit on me?

What did I tell you?

Good things are gonna start happening to Teddy.

(laughs)

You know, birdwatchers

spend years without ever getting

a burrowing owl sighting.

Or getting laid.

Maybe we should give up.

You know what, Max?

I'm a lot of things:

a airhead, a clotheshorse, occasional bitch,

but I am not a quitter.

(grunts)

"Cecily, ever since I looked upon your wonderful

"and incomparable beauty,

"I have dared to love you wildly, passionately,

devotedly, hopelessly."

I don't think that you should tell me that you love me wildly,

passionately, devotedly, hopelessly.

Hopelessly doesn't seem to make much sense, does it?

Um, Emily, what...

Oh, it's just part of the scene.

Uncle Jack would be very much annoyed

if he knew you were staying on until next week

at the same hour.

"Oh, I don't care about Jack.

"I don't care for anybody in the whole world but you.

I lo... I..."

Okay, um...

"I love you, Cecily.

Will you... you will marry me, won't you?"

I had to stop at three different SnoYos just to find...

What the hell is this?!

Hey. I was just, uh, helping Emily run lines.

Huh! I know what she was doing,

and it has nothing to do with running lines.

Get away from him!

No, it's not like that.

It is like that! Don't you see it?

She won't stop until she destroys my entire life!

Don't, okay? Just spare me the tears!

(crying softly)

It's okay. Annie, take it easy.

Liam!

Calm down!

(scoffs) Fine.

You know what?

You two enjoy yourselves!

MAN: Playback!

♪ I just want to live my life, baby ♪

♪ I'm with whatever, shawty, what you thinking ♪

♪ I'm treatin' all night, so what you drinkin'? ♪

♪ Don't be afraid, little mama, let loose ♪

♪ Get shawty there another Grey Goose ♪

♪ Tell your friends come here, let's see what they do ♪

♪ What they do ♪

♪ Hey, go, shawty, it's your birthday ♪

♪ Want a Maybach for my birthday ♪

♪ Want a place to see my birthday ♪

♪ Only black on black to the light gray ♪

♪ And you can roll with me, yeah, you can roll with me ♪

♪ All y'all can roll with me ♪

♪ 'Cause today... ♪

♪ I just want to live tonight ♪

♪ Want to live it ♪

♪ I just want to live tonight away ♪

♪ I just want to live tonight ♪

♪ I just want to live tonight away. ♪

Okay, everybody, that's a wrap.

Whoo!

Vaughn hates me.

Yeah, well, at least we made it through the day, huh?

No thanks to Adrianna.

These guys think we're a joke.

NAVID: Hey, great job, Nelly.

Yeah, love the new song, man.

The video's gonna be hot.

Thanks, man. Appreciate that.

I had fun, a'ight?

And yo, props on the candy corn, yo.

NAVID: What?

Candy corn-- I love 'em.

It's just hard to get past Halloween, you know?

You don't mind if I take this with me, huh?

Please, be my guest.

Hey, yo, Vaughn,

this space is ill, yo.

We'll shoot here again, won't we?

Of course.

Yo, take it easy.

Bye.

Later, Nelly.

That's my boy.

Well, looks like you pulled this one out of your ass.

First rule in this business--

keep the artist happy. I'll be in touch.

Keep the artist happy.

Dude likes candy corn.

Dude... likes candy corn.

Can you believe it?!

MAX: It's pretty dark.

Yeah.

Might be hard to find this bird, seeing as

we, unlike owls, cannot see in the dark.

I know. (owl hooting)

Wait, that's it. That's their call.

Really? Yeah.

Look, look...

What? Oh my God, there it is.

Once they see our findings,

the city planning office will issue a delay,

pending a full environmental impact report.

But substantial evidence already shows

that building on this land

will have a devastating impact on the habitat of this...

This cute, adorable, little burrowing owl.

(sighs deeply)

Any questions?

I don't believe this. An owl?

MAN: You can't get caught in the middle

of an environmental firestorm-- the PR damage alone.

(sighs deeply)

Fine.

End it.

We won't protest the cancellation of the land sale.

Take me to In 'N' Out.

I need red meat.

Congratulations. Thank you.

Oh my God, we did it!

You did the science...

And you did the presentation.

Nice pizzazz, by the way.

Thank you.

(door closes)

Hey.

Hey!

How was school today?

It was, uh, pretty good.

Oh, uh, I forgot.

I got you something.

A little something.

What's this? A gift?

Yeah, open it.

Thank you.

Ten dollars?

Well, when you subtract our expenses

that's what we made on the video shoot yesterday.

I know it's not much, but...

it's honest money.

Shirazi 2.0, Mom.

Shirazi 2.0.

It's going to be okay.

I'm so proud of you.

All right... you just sign here

and you'll have your money back.

You seem rather subdued

for someone who's $200,000 richer.

Are you okay?

No, I'm not.

I'm happy to have my money back,

but now I have a bigger problem.

I think I have the hots for a nerd.

Annie.

I am so sorry about what happened with Liam.

The whole thing was really innocent.

Nothing about you is innocent, Emily.

If you think you're going to steal my boyfriend,

it's not going to happen.

Ugh, and spare me the tears, Emily,

'cause I'm not buying it.

Fine. Cards up.

All my life, I've looked up to you.

And when I moved here, all I wanted was to be friends with you.

But you wouldn't let me in.

You looked down on me, you ignored me

and you basically told Dixon and Aunt Deb that I was a stalker.

Yeah, I heard that.

And now the tables have turned.

So who wants to Single White Female who?

People are going to find out

what a psychotic, manipulative, crazy bitch you are,

'cause I'm going to tell them.

Go ahead.

Who do you think they're going to believe--

you or innocent little Emily?

(sobbing)

Please, Annie, all I want

is to be friends with you.

Good night.

(knocking on door)

Ade.

Hey, I got your text.

What's going on?

Navid admitted it.

He told me he cheated on me.

That's...

I can't believe it.

Um...

Did he say who it was?

No.

I guess this doesn't belong to his sister.

Ade...

...maybe it's time that you try to move on from Navid.

Take control of your own happiness.

Yeah.

You're right.

You know what would make me really happy?

Getting revenge on the skank he cheated with.

That's why I'm going to find out

who this belongs to and I'm going to destroy her.